Watch What Crappens - RHONJ: A Very Juicy Deportation

Episode Date: February 28, 2020

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So that's fun. So thanks to everybody who supports us and all that good stuff. And now we are on to the season finale of Real Housewives of New Jersey. Wow. What an episode. What a season and what an episode. Big time. So much happens. This is an international episode. This one crosses borders. It transcends borders. This is major, a major finale. Yes. It does. The second half is all about Theresa and Joe, which is very difficult to watch

after a hilarious first half of the episodes. So, I've got taken away. Sorry, your parents are criminals. Frankly, don't really need it in my life, okay? Keep that shit on TLC. I don't need that over here. Yeah, I think the only reason why it was hard for me to watch was that all I could think about

was walking up those steep hills over and over and over again. I felt like every shot was them going up a hill. I was like, oh, I'm exhausted. Mike Wadsert watching this. Yeah, it's it's child abuse basically. It was. They did their children making them walk through those hills and then Teresa's like, yeah, we got to want to hear all this kids is no, but there's no cause. It's this hell was built

before cars and there's no way to put your car. And then they show them walking past a road cars Yeah, like all parallel parks. I was I'm glad you noticed that too because I was definitely gonna bring that up I was like you lied about the cars Like you just wouldn't pay for an Uber up the hill like what's going on? It was probably like nope, you guys were not paying for that Uber. So they walked, like, I don't know why they walked up the hill, up that steep hill. So, uh, but let's start back out over at the Jersey Shore, uh, where we left off last episode on a big cliffhanger, which was the surprise twist.

And I'd love a good twist on a housewives show because I feel like we don't actually get too many twists, but this was a twist. Like the producers were like, we're going to hold out on this information until Daniel stop. So, Daniel, we had, we're going to hold out on this information until Danielle stop. So we had Rebecca and Jersey Shore, Melissa talking Danielle. Danielle was like, I was influenced. I was influenced. Stephen Dan said, I should pull the ponytail.

Then I asked Theresa, Theresa said, I should do it. I was influenced by the two of them. I can't help it. And Melissa's like, Stephen Dan, the owner of the boutique, you know, very, it's all very set up. You know, it's home appointed out, which I can't believe we haven't said. Do you think Melissa and Danielle, they pointed this out on our Facebook. Thanks, Facebook. They pointed out that this is probably just a set up between Daniel, Danielle and Melissa because last week I was saying, Oh, now you're betraying Danielle, the one who got you on this show. She's basically your housewives

mother. But maybe it's to throw Teresa under the bus. What do you think? I like that theory. Mate, I love it. It's fun. I'm into it. I did feel a little to chill on Melissa's part. This would explain why I saw something going around last night that was like a petition to kick Melissa off the house. Why I was like, why kick Melissa? Where did that come from? So maybe people are angry because they did feel like Melissa was engineering something. Of course, I didn't click on it.

So I don't know. Because then I was like, yeah, yeah, she did. And Melissa goes, oh, so you're saying that Teresa told you to pull her hair. You know, she's like getting everything into evidence. And then there was like this really weird moment because it was still sort of last week. So then all of a sudden we see like the title screen and we hear Melissa saying this like baby voice.

And now the season finale of the real house was at New Jersey. I was like, what was that? I thought it was Dolores. Oh, really? I thought it was Dolores. Really? I thought it was Dolores making a baby voice. And now for the season finale.

It was like Audrey. Audrey from Little Shop of Hars stepped in. I got this everyone. I got this season finale. I'm going to see the season finale. I feel a housewife is new to you. I'm sorry Dr. Suddenly season finale.

And then we get the flashback again of the hair pulling. And then Melissa's like, I am in shock. I mean, I'm in shock. You can be sure I'm going to let her know what you're telling me. I'm letting you know that Dan Yella. Dan Yella. Dan Yella. Dan Yella. Got some summer house in me. But I also think that if that's true, what you're saying, that it proves my point that she's not on her

best behavior around you, if she's telling you to pull people's air, like, okay okay but how is that Danielle's fault and how has that ever been like how is Teresa Teresa Teresa how was that an exception to Teresa's previous behavior she always acts like that yeah and Danielle's like well I think it's her being defensive of me because of all the crap that Mark where this been doing to me to fucking years and I'm not standing for it and it's longer. And most is like yeah, okay. You're out bitch. Yeah, I just like I've taken off my rose colored glasses and I'm telling you this is gone too far.

I'm sorry. You shouldn't have put your hands on anybody. So like that's all well and good and I think we all support like violence is bad. We don't support hands on anybody. So like, that's all well and good, and I think we all support, like violence is bad. We don't support hands on people. But there are, I think like Danielle is the first person in this entire group who's ever put someone's hands on anyone, okay? This is a,

especially when she's talking about Teresa for Christ's sake. Yeah, like I kind of actually feel like a shred of sadness for Danielle. This, you know, this always happens to me with Danielle, because invariably she does some shit and then all the women are like, you're out. And then Danielle's like, look at me, get to the curb again, it's the story of my life.

And I just have to get along, I just care about me and my daughters. And I fall for it every single time. I'm always like, poor Danielle, she's always kicked to the curb, but I can't help it, I do. I kind of felt like this was kind of an obnoxious scene. I'm a like, poor Danielle, she's always kicked to the curb, but I can't help it. I do. I kind of felt like this was kind of an obnoxious scene. I'm a listless part.

Well, it was an extremely bad plan, Danielle's part, just very, very, very bad. You throw the only person keeping you on the show under the bus. I mean, it's just very bad. I know she felt like she had no other option, but that's why you have zero options now because you did that. Bad move, because you have no better. But let's not also forget. Something that I think is actually quite important is that Melissa says, just so you know, none of us want to hang out with you anymore, which is such a inherently

obnoxious thing to say to someone, even to someone like Danielle Stobb, and she's like, none of us want to hang out with you anymore. She's like, even Theresa. She's like, yes, Theresa was down with it, even Theresa doesn't want to hang out with you anymore. And she's like, even Theresa. She's like, yes, Theresa was down with it. Even Theresa doesn't want to hang out with you anymore. So as far as Danielle's job is concerned, she thinks that Theresa is abandoned her and has already cut her loose and has thrown her under the bus already. Not saying that two wrongs don't make her right,

but in like Jersey, like real house, that's a Jersey logic. It's not like Danielle did this in a vacuum. I mean, she does a lot of things in vacuums I'm sure like hey what's going on inside this vacuum? Oh god, I feel like a lot of her lip work is done in a vacuum. I feel like she's totally in Kardashian Kardashian challenge where she's just like like I don't know how many fulfillinces mouth to make a small the Mickens bodies of the bad man. I'm just sucking him up. Do it yourself DIY.

She's also probably keeping the flow be alive. Okay, I've got to do my hair. Hold on, let me turn on my vacuum cleaner. Yeah, so Melissa just gets up and leaves because Danielle is starting her whole thing. She's like, yeah, you don't even get to do this. Bye. So we go back to basically Dr. Death, the Dr. Death of chefs,

who basically just wants everybody dead. Like everything she was putting on that grill. I'm like, how would Mary, if you will? Yeah. I was like, wow, how can the hardy text are you trying to give right now? And my half one, I would like to order whether those, thank you.

So much to tell Randall Emmett. He'll be over there in a second. Do you guys have any fried chicken with a side of fried chicken? Thanks. So then we start with a real classy scene with the guys. We get a flashback because Gorka's like, hey, hey, you know, you know what Frank did to me this morning?

You know what this guy did to me this morning? Ha, morning, you know what this guy did to me this morning? Ha, ha, you know what this guy did to me this morning? And then we get we cut to Frank whipping out his, I don't know if it was really whipped out. I mean, I know there was weird. There were two things that were happening because what we saw is that Frank had taken a some sort of flaccid hot dog and was like rubbing it on Gorgas lips. Gorgas like eyes were closed and he like rubbing it on Gorgas lips. Gorgas, like eyes were closed. And he was rubbing it on Gorgas lips.

Like, hey, it looks like you're thinking of being a thunders lips. Hey, but at the same time, Frank had undone his fly and had stuck his hand in his clutch. It was like holding his regular wiener. So I'm not really sure. Look like a little bit. Yeah, I wasn't, I feel like there was some more setup

to this prank that we missed that maybe Bravo was like we can't have this. Like, was did he grab his, like did he grab it? Is like, but smell, like it is ball smell on the hot dog or like what happened here? Yeah. Um, we'll never know because Danielle won't ever have breakfast with anyone from this cast again. The only one who understands any kind of conspiracy theory has been said.

Steven Dan told me to tell Frank to put a Hebrew national on Joe's lips. Wait, I'm everything on Steven Dan, by the way, I really am into that. Oh, so then Marge is talking to Melissa's sister. Melissa's sister's like, hey, where's my sister? Where's she going? Then Marge is like, she had to go talk to T.J. They did a very important meeting. She had to talk to T.J. out this morning. And the sister's like, well, I've been standing up

for my whole life. Let me know if I need to go take care of anything. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then Melissa's talking to us. And she's like, Danielle is a pathological liar. But how the hell can she throw Teresa under the bus

like that unless it's true? Like I don't understand any of that logic unless I wrote it down incorrectly. She's a pathological liar, but how could she throw Teresa under the bus unless it's true? Well, she could throw Teresa under the bus because she's a pathological liar.

Yeah. Right? Yeah, that's a jersey logic. Don't get stuck in it. It's like a big guy. Yeah, it's like aological liar. Yeah. Right? Yeah, that's a jersey logic. Don't get stuck in it. It's like a big guy. Yeah, and she's like, yeah. Hey, and she's like, and if it is true, it's going to be the end of the friendship

between Margaret and Teresa. How terrible would that be? I mean, hate for that. From Margaret to be my friend and not Teresa. It's terrible. I would hate for Teresa to look terrible on national television. Let's do this. So Bill is awake.

He's like, mm-hmm. Oh, I'm awake. I can handle what you bring, baby. Mm-hmm. I'm alive. Of course, like really, that's too a shot then. And they all start laughing. Yeah.

And then people start showing up. Marge Senior shows up. It's kind of like a low key. I mean, it is the season finale party, basically. But it's weird that we're having a season finale party on the vacation, but it's not really a vacation because it's nearby. Sort of a lot of things going on here.

Yeah. And Teresa comes down basically looking like a to-go piece of chicken, like I don't know what she's wearing. She's wearing chicken foil. I said that she looks like a friar rocher. What's that? Those chocolates that are in the gold foil. Oh, yeah.

I'm gonna check out. They're like, it's fancy, but it's also next to a tic-tac. Yeah, well, you really just clashed up to Risa. Well, that's the whole point. Is that those things? They seem really fancy, but they're like, as common as a Kit Kat. Yeah. No, just a Kit, as common as a Kit Kat. You know, yeah, no, just a Kit Kat. Common as a Kit Kat.

So Marge is like, no, that's in that. That's it. Everybody if I've ever seen what? Well, and the Lord's goes, that's facetures. That's an outfit for seizures. I didn't hear or say that, but I like that. She said it. It's facetures like no, no, not medical seizures.

It means that when the feds come to take files out of your house, you wear that because they're seizing things, okay? Now, that's literally what she wore for the seasons. That's what she wore when they took away the night in the shining gamma. No, the actual night's armor that was in the basement. That's what she wore. And the suit. Now, that's literally what she wore in the suit.

That's what she's at. It's what you wear, you know, I couldn't come up with another one. So, uh, that was gonna say solitary. I didn't really work. Anyway, so then Frank's, Frank Catania makes a toast to everybody goes, all right, I'm gonna make a toast. All right. This is not to the more. This this is to Frank, to Joe Gorgah. Okay, the only blow job I got today was from him,

to Joe Gorgah, to Joe Gorgah. And Jeff's like, I don't wanna, I don't think I'm gonna drink to that one. I only wanna drink to my blow jobs that I gave to Bill today, all 73 of them because we have an active sex life, baby. It's jacket even a lot of tears for a blood type. Cheers. Hi.

Sorry, not sorry. So, um, so Melissa comes back and it's basically the beginning of Greece, you know, I'd be like, tell me more, tell me more to of Greece, you know, they're like, Tell me more, tell me more, to Daniel Weber, such, she tell me more, tell me more, did she pull ya? Ha! And everyone just keeps coming right up, like, I wanna hear, I wanna hear, I wanna hear, I wanna hear, I wanna hear.

And tune it like the entire village, like, so many other things. Yeah, it's like those scenes in the Simpsons where someone starts fighting and then all these animated characters start appearing in the background. Yeah, just moving their arms the same way. It's like a pattern of moving arms. So Melissa's like, Teresa, I don't think you're going to like what she had to say. And you know, far be it for me to announce a hero in front of all these people where you could possibly be publicly humiliated

Yeah, she's like all right So Entri says wearing too big to read like dollar store pins in her hair and both of them say Yeah, so Melissa like well, but we're having a tennis match Yeah, this is a very difficult day for me. It's very hard for me. What she told me is a Stephen Dan said that you said to pull her hair. And they're like, what?

And now you know Teresa's just fucking lying. And she knows that she's caught in the life because Teresa stops blinking. I think for the first time ever, she just stops blinking. It's like that moment when there's like a duel and there's like a tick, a tick, a tick, a tick, and then the clock just stops. And you know, it's time to shoot people. That's what's going on. It's like, bling, bling, bling.

I know it just totally stops. And then her tongue just starts coming out to make sure her lips are still there. You know, like, after you go to the dentist, she's like, I'm Margaret. You know, Margaret's got like a little piece of cucumber or something. She's like, I mean, why would Stephen fucking dance? How did it put in my head? That's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. I've never, I've never heard of such a thing. And Melissa's like, well, she said that she was on the fence after her Stephen Dan set it. And she was like, should I should I do it? And Teresa said, do it. Can you

believe that everyone? What a crazy lie. Look at Teresa. Clearly she can see that this is a lie, right? She's blinking so hard. Or not. Yeah. Either Teresa has a little piece of food on every four corners of her mouth, or she's like, because at this point, she's like a cow trying to get a fly off of her nose with her tongue. Yeah. So Melissa's like, yeah, she tells them that.

So then we get the soap opera faces of everybody just shot. And Teresa goes, she's saying that. And she's like, yep. And Jen's like, wait a minute, she's saying Teresa, I told you to put on my hair. Margaret, I didn't believe it. You would never see that. Retrie say, hey, Betsy, look over here. The cow's mother, the fly's not on your nose anymore. Cow cow. She said, I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I'm going to eat something else, but what we talk. I love that market.

It doesn't stop eating through this entire asset. No matter what it's happening. She has a plate and then she always has something lodged right in the lower part of her cheek. It's like she's just eating like a little bit of baby carrot with hummus on it. And so she's talking, but there's also a little bit of something in my cheek.

Just a little bit of something. And I'm also going to hold something with my fingers. And so Dolores goes, this is Danielle 101. She makes up stories, end of story. Am I right, everyone? Total falsehood. Look at Teresa. She looks as innocent can be. Wait a second. She's not, she's looking and she's not blinking. Wait a second. Meanwhile Teresa's like eyes are falling out of her head because they've had no moisture. They're like shriveling up until like little raisins because she can't blink. Oh. Is she lying? I mean clearly she can't be lying Teresa. You would never do that. And Teresa's like, well I remember her saying something

to me and I was like, I don't't know and then I was drinking and everything was happening So fast and stuff and things were happening and stuff and there were candles and like it was harder to remember And so like well, you I don't know I don't know I don't know March just covers her face like oh my god and Dolores goes wow Oh, wow. So good. And Marge is like, you know what? I'm not gonna like to freak out to have a hot dog, but with the pickle on it, no hot dog,

because I just didn't have time to go back to get the hot dog before this fight started. You know, I'm a little freaked out. And honestly, it's not about trees. It's about, they've got pickle chips here. They've got chips that taste like pickles. I'm a little freaked out, okay? Because they're delicious.

I'm just gonna say, has everyone tried the pickle chips? All right. Holy cow, this is so crazy to me. I mean, I know tree hathor issues with Mars, but I can't believe she would tell that Yelda pull her hair. Yeah, I mean, why would you ever tell her to pull my hair? I mean, how sick is that?

Like, you fucking love this girl so much that you're just gonna let her hurt me. You're gonna let her just like pull my, literally my head, ever tell it to pull my hair? I mean, how sick is that? Like, you fucking love this girl so much that you're just gonna let her hurt me, you're gonna let her just like pull my, literally my head, Pelas. Like, she pulled my head off. It's a miracle I'm alive, that they actually were able to reconnect my head to my neck because my hair was pulled so hard.

I mean, this really happened to me, okay? You know what, you're a real fucking asshole. I mean, you know what? I'm like freaked out. I mean, this is your friend you're gonna associate with, she just threw you at the fucking bus in front of the whole fucking world. I'm right, to. I mean, this is your friend you're gonna associate when she just threw you at the fucking best in front of the whole fucking world. I'm right, to save her own fucking ass.

I have a pickle chip stuck in my teeth. Guess what, I'm eating it again for the second time. Still delicious. You're an asshole. You're an asshole because I'm trying to enjoy this pickle chip right now. And you know what, if I have to yell anymore, I might just choke, okay, I'm gonna choke on a pickle chip.

I'm gonna choke on the thing that I love, okay? And this is what you do to me. This is what you're friend into you. And this is what you do to me, okay, that's for you, Jones. See you soon,'m gonna choke on a pickle chip. I'm gonna choke on the thing that I love, okay? And this is what you do to me. This is what you're friended to you, and this is what you do to me. Okay, that's for you, Joan. See you soon, I'm choking on a pickle chip. Get to the loris. Wow!

Wow. Wow. To be fair, she also just heard that David might be coming over. Wow. Wow, this is unbelievable. You have been going to bat with her since day one and look what she just did to you, Teresa. Look what she did. And Marjolika, I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't bad and she turns to the camera and goes I hope you don't use this

Like why are with they not use this and then One of the most again another like groundbreaking moment we pan out and we see five cameras surrounding Teresa It was like a blatant acknowledgement that this is all being filmed We've obviously had breaking of the fourth wall before I mean there are fights. We see camera man We see camera but this was like a Oh, yes, this is on video. Everything that's happening is on video. I'm really you guys. Oh, they're gonna use it And then Theresa Two years later, Theresa still doesn't understand how production works. I love that. Yes, and then Theresa flips off the camera

And you know why she does that right because Vicki told her said, along to, I think it was in one of those, like, real housewives of Orange County produces real, like where we see all the behind the scene stuff. And Vicki, or maybe I learned the soft face, but who cares? Vicki said that she would flip off the cameras all the time so that they couldn't use the footage. And so I guess Teresa's like flipping them off thinking they won't use the footage, but honey, this is after it all happened, okay? You're giving Teresa way too much credit. I don't think she does that sort of research.

I think she just was, I don't even think she was flipping off the camera. I think she was like flipping off someone in the next house over. She's like, hey, you don't got my fabulous book, and fuck you. Yeah, a little bit about that.

I read a lot about this episode apparently. I've got everything I about that. I've read a lot about this episode apparently. I've got everything I've learned. I've learned from Facebook today on this episode. It's a valuable news source. So Teresa, it's probably one of the Russian bots. They're like, well, I guess everyone's pretty good about fixing it for Bernie Sanders. So I'm just gonna do some work with Real House

House in New Jersey. Does anyone mind if I do that? Let's just blame Russia. That's what America does. Now we'll just be like, you know what? It's Russia. That should be the new Housewife next year to replace Daniel. Just Russia, lady Russia, mother Russia. Yeah, let's just get put, or what about,

what's, what's Rysa Gorbachev up to these days? Just get her involved. Mother Russia just keeps like taking out Facebook ads against people she doesn't like I just want I saw something on Facebook I want like a blatant Russian spy on the show next week like not even like a Russian lady spy I want like it to be a guy who is in a wig and blatantly like no I am I am a lady who is from New Jersey and was Italian American heritage and he's like clearly a Russian spy.

Yeah, they would never figure it out. They really wouldn't. So anyway, so Teresa, now that she realizes that she's been caught and that production will use this, she just throws her drink. And by the way, have it lands on Dolores. Dolores doesn't seem to get mad. But she doesn't just drink at the camera cameras notice. She throws it at the camera crew Yes, she does do that and then she like knocks over a bunch of solo cops, which is so rude like why them?

Someone took time to fill those up and yeah, I'm out there for everyone. Yeah, and Not all the solo cops and it runs like she does a full-on camera barney run away like she ran over yeah So Dolores Dolores just goes what is she throughout that for? like she does a full-on Tamro Barney run away like she ran over. Yeah. So Dolores Dolores just goes, what does she throw that for? Wow. And Teresa's screaming at production. She's like, you guys are fucking assholes. I'm going home. And runs up the stairs and closes herself in her room. And now Margaret's doing the Dolores. She's like, wow, wow, wow. We have another

bag of pickle chips everyone. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. So Teresa slams her door and then like she goes into like a bathroom or bedroom. And then Margaret's telling Joe, she's like, let me tell you something. Okay, first of all, have you tried the pick a chips? They're amazing, they're wonderful. They get the ruffle edges. It's like a whole dream inside of a chip. Second of all, Teresa, John Steven Dan, to pull my hair. I mean, could you believe it, Joe?

I mean, it's crazy. Pick a chips and Teresa. I don't even know what to do with today. Yeah, and they're like, well, is she pissed at? And Melissa's like the producers. Jackie and Margaret and Benino were talking and March and I said that March, Margaret March. She tells what happened and she's like she admitted that and Melissa's like I was in total shock, had no idea any of this was coming. And then Jen goes inside the trees room and she's like

And then Jen goes inside the tree's room and she's like Hey honey, it's a mid-chang I hope you get more there than just some pizza Nutella cake, okay? Ow, wait! And then Dolores just sits on the stairs outside her room eating. She's looking at her food like, wow! Wow, wow, let me tell you something. I just had one of those pickle chips. It's fucking disgusting Who wants a potato chip in a pickle together? I want my potato chip separate. I want my pickle separate, okay?

That's what I gotta say and the Laura's house her Doug Lee Wellen moment outside the people's court She's like to Risa didn't think Danielle would ever betray her But the fact that Teresa owned it that she didn't deny it There's some redemption here for her. There's some redemption. She's just like sitting there eating and taking score throughout the episode. Also, let's get some perspective here. People act like Teresa ordered a hit on someone like that she was literally like Lidia soprano or something.

Okay. Like, yeah, I mean, it's obnoxious. And she was like, do it, do it, do it, do it. But I don't think it's like in terms of like really malevolent, malicious things that we've seen on TV. And God forbid I defend Theresa for one, I owed a specially against the March, who's my hero. But I think that people are kind of blowing

this a little bit out of proportion. Oh, I don't know, it's pretty good. I will say, hilarious. It's hilarious. It's great. It's like it's the people, she was say hilarious. It's hilarious. It's great. It's hilarious. It's great. It's great.

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What she bad? She looks like an asshole to everybody because she hurt me. Which weather is it, mother? Melissa is like, I think she's just embarrassed. And Marge goes, she's embarrassed. Look. She isn't embarrassed. She at her! She's embarrassed!

She's embarrassed! Alright, did you get your hair pulled? Did you get whiplash? You can't even enjoy a pickle chip now, because your neck hits so bad. Five months later, I mean, seriously, who's embarrassed now? Who's embarrassed?

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And most of us like, I think running away is not the way to do this. And it's like, I'm not a running away. I need to calm down. I need to run away and calm down. To reset the way you rectify this is you will apologize. You never speak to Dan. Yeah. Again, you get some regular chips and dip them in some mustard. You don't need to be like everyone else at this fucking focac de party. All right, everyone's gone. Let's out here.

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Yeah, like a burger. I'm so angry. I need a double cheeseburger with a real pickle this time and some cheese. I want some American cheese because I am American And I'd like a bun with sesame seeds and like a pickle spear on the side I want to have two different pickle experiences. Okay on the plate. All right. Thank you very much So she joins everybody and she tells Joe Gorgaszek. I told you fucking sister I told you fucking sister, all right, because we all told her what are you doing with this woman?

What are you doing with this woman? What are you doing with this woman? And Mark was like, her judgment is very skewed. With Danielle said, should I put her hair? She said, don't do that, she didn't do that. And you know what, when I said that she was the bearist, this is proof, she's the bearist. She's the bearist right now. She's the bearist.

And Dolores, like Dan Yell has to take Theresa down with her, like the fucking rat that has to take Teresa down with her, like the fucking rat that she is. Need I say it? Wow. Wow. That's a rat. Wow. Wow. Wow. Okay. So, so, so then, so Teresa is then saying, I'm a little lost in my notes here, actually. She said, All right. Maybe you did me a favor for going to meet with her. Oh, yeah.

Oh, Teresa came out of the room. Teresa came out of the room. Yeah. She's like, all right. Maybe you did me a favor going to lunch. I guess you guys was all right. Believe me, I was a glass. She stuck off herself.

Because then you're never stuck off herself. Yes, she did. That's a spin. That's a spin she's putting on it. She wanted to, it was more about that she wanted to Danielle to stand up for herself, not that she wanted to hurt Margaret. Right. Yeah, she's like, yeah, she asked if she should do it. And I was like, yeah, go do it in stuff. And everything was happening so fast today. And I was like, I was actually drinking a lot. And I was like, I was not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I was angry at Margaret, you know, but it was hot at it.

There's so much that's happened. It was so fast at it. It's so much what's happening. And then they just show the clips of Teresa like dabbing drinks at Steven Dan's place and then Steven Dan behind them. Like, he's like loving it,

like smiling right into the camera. Yeah, pretty much. So Teresa feels like she says that she feels bad about Margaret. And Margaret downstairs is doing her classic, you know, that Teresa even went, ever went along with Danielle, just makes me sick. It makes me sick. It makes me want to vomit, but I won't, because everything I just ate was so delicious, I want to keep it inside, so I won farm it. But it makes me want to.

Totally. Oh, and then outside Gorgas, like, you know what you two, you got some great relationships. So that's what I got to say. I'm not ready after. What the hell should I have to do about that? I mean, it's like you shouldn't. I'll go get her for you. Yeah.

And so Dolores is like, all right, you got to go down and talk to Margaret. And Teresa just wants to leave. But Gorgas comes up and he's like, you got to talk to her. Don't even say you did anything like, all right, you got to go down and talk to Margaret. And Teresa just wants to leave. But Gorgah comes up and he's like, you got to talk to her. Don't even say you didn't do anything wrong, all right? Just talk to her. You know what? He's what if you were, listen, if you were guys, you know what we do, we just jerk off and

have Apple Martinez afterwards. But you know what? You're good. You're good. Get a hot dog. Put it in a face pretend she's talking to you. Take for a while. That's it.

They'll solve everything. Yeah. So Teresa then calls up Dan Yell and she's like, and Dan yeah, I'm really upset, Dan Yell. Melissa just told me what you did. And then he also caught it. Don't be mad about this. Please, please. I am mad because you told me it looks like you told me.

It looks like I told you to hurt us. Well, you shouldn't be mad. I don't know you agreed with I didn't agree with you attacking someone that was your decision after what what did I tell you afterwards? What did I tell you? You said I shouldn't have done it and I you wish I should I had the done it, you know But Teresa don't be mad at me Teresa I don't want to be in France no more. I had Madonna, you know, but Teresa don't be mad at me Teresa. I don't want to be friends no more. I had enough.

But Teresa, I love you, Trey. I love you. All right, bye. I love you. Don't let this happen between us. So now for the big meeting on the front porch, the front porch, we're all excited. You know, the front porch summit. What will happen on the front porch? So Teresa Margaret meet on the front porch and Teresa's like I don't know what to say

I don't even know what to say, but to be fair, she really like she literally doesn't know like words to say She's like I ran out of the words. This is to say. She's like, I ran out of the words. This is thing any carbonara. First gets your comments. We're not doing your cookbook right now. Right. Listen, I'm a little freaked out. Back in the little freaked out. I freaked out. The fit.

I freaked out. What kind of freaked out? Honestly, part of that freaked outness is that I've had a carrot stuck in my cheek for a long time and have not been able to access it. Me too. I feel bad about this whole thing, I'm sorry, I'm so upset. She's, are you upset because you were part of someone hurting me? Are you upset because you got that down to me, sir? She's like, I don't want you to think that I told her to hurt you in any way.

And why? Because... but you told her to hurt me, so... Do you know how hard it is? There's like a lot going on in my life. Okay, I've got a whale. I literally have a cartoon whale that's suing me right now. Okay, I just tried a pickle chip. I had a new cut in their experience. That was wonderful.

And now this, that it's just a lot for me to be so. Yeah. I was like, I hope you noticed that my first instinct was to say, no, I got protective of you and said she would never say that. She would never say that. And the girls, you know, got to be about it while they're talking and Marge is like, I've, I got protective of you and said she would never say that she would never say that and The girls you know gossip about it while they're talking and Marjus like I Maybe maybe I just came over about you did you care about me? I mean I've always had a soft spot a very soft spot for me

Yeah And Jack is like with all the hardship that I went through with Theresa Margaret was the first one to talk about what Theresa was going through that I went through with Theresa Margaret was the first one to talk about what Theresa was going through. Gotta get something more than a pizza pie than you seem, you know. And then Joe Benino's like, yeah, all right, this is what it's like. It's like with someone you like and you thought was your friend. It's like if they hurt you. I'm like, wow, wait a stay on the ball, Benino. So then outside Teresa goes,

I know I shouldn't have did it. I remember I was drinking and I'm not gonna lie. I witnessed you did bad things to her and I wanted her to stand up for herself. And she's like, yeah, you would cover it for that physical type covering to that Teresa. At this point, by the way, Teresa has like, you know, when Teresa is like really trying

to explain herself, she likes to fix her fingers out as far away from each other as possible. And just like all out and she pushes her hands forward. She has this weird thing, like they go forward and backward. It's not like around, it's not around thing, but it's usually like a forward and backward. So she's like, you know, in a way, like maybe this had to happen for me to wake up, you know? Like I'm done with the Dan Y's like, you know, in a way, like, maybe this had to happen

for me to wake up, you know, like, I'm done with the Dan Yeltson, you know, like, I called Dan Yeltson. I was like, I'm done that I'm done with you, you know, you have to happen. So I don't know how he's going to feel about this. And Margaret's like, you know what, any to process this, and by process it, I mean, digest about 19,000 calories, which I've eaten over the course of these You're probably yeah, just let me process. Okay, I'm processing and treat us goes I'm sorry I feel bad and then Margaret just stopped at the door and looks at her and goes all right to Reese By wait Margaret processing is exactly Margaret is By the way, Margaret processing is exactly, Margaret is processing. Like whenever you are doing a function on a computer and it's processing, I'm like, it

makes sense because the computer is basically unprocessing. I'm processing. You know, like I can't. Alright, let me give you a beach ball. I'm giving you a little spinny beach ball because I can't, I literally can't. She gets sued by the Apple Beach Ball. Yeah, anytime your computer is processing, you'll just always think of the march from now on.

You know what I mean, I wanna come back with the bag. It's a little spinny ball. Looks like a beach ball. And it says, I'm processing this right now. Oh God, you have to see if jobs get off by ask for the grape. All right, I'm being sued for this grape by Steve Jobs for the spinny beach ball. I've had a kid. And after that, I'm gonna come up with it grade by Steve Jobs for the Spitty Beach pool. I've had, I can't.

And after that, I'm gonna come up with it. I wanna do a pizza business, okay? But I wanna be like a building, you know? Like here, it's gonna be called pizza yurt, all right? And it's just gonna be pizza and a yurt, it'll be great. Sorry. So then March comes back to the group and the Lord says like, are you okay, Margaret?

I'm just like, it's just very upsetting. The stuff thing is very upsetting. And Melissa asks for a treat as she is outside. She's very shook it up. I feel like I'm at the twilight zone. So they basically decided that this is where they're gonna leave it, right? Because we started one of the leading endings.

Yeah, because everyone does a cheer to Teresa dumping Danielle. And then they just get back to partying and, you know, Dolores is like, I just hope that Margaret is going to forgive Teresa. Yeah, because if she doesn't, wow, wow, wow.

I'm not saying there's any excuse, but Teresa has been going through hell I think it's fair to say that that day Teresa was not in her right mind. I'm like, okay, thanks I love that Dolores has her own side murder mystery podcast going on during this. Yeah Serious so then in Marra goes I'm not sure whether to shit or just to go blind. I'm like, um, shit. Do you do option A? Yeah, sounds safer. So now we get the, then we get the, like, because it's the fight, it's only like halfway through the show, but now they give, like, the updates on everyone. So Jackie's twins, Alexa and Hudson, turn nine, and they celebrated

by going out to dinner and a movie with friends Jennifer was not invited I'm then cut to Joe feeling bills boobs and Jennifer is trying to Get Joe or get billed by her a Hampton's house. She wants to collect rent, but not in Jackie's neighborhood well David's house is completed, but now he's living with the Laura's in Frank.

The Laura's can't get them to move or purchase a ring. Wow. Wow. And then Melissa just wrote blah. Yeah, they got an opair. What I did. It was like, Melissa and Joe hired an opair. Now Melissa has more time to focus on envy and Joe wishes she had

more time to focus on Tarzan. Oh geez. So Marge Saddle. She finally feels ready to kick start a renovation. Now she needs to kick Saddle. I've spent... I brought that myself. It was hilarious. I've been waiting three years for that joke, now we can finally do it. And then the best way to end this season is like what they did Teresa just sitting alone on a rocking chair listening to everyone else party Well, if solo cup is at the bottom of the pool Yeah, and then we see and the Marrake goes I'm gonna get a cookie She literally says that and she just got a fuck So five months later

So five months later. So we see some news footage of Joe being deported to Italy and we see like we see flashbacks to the watch that happens live exclusive that that interview, which is funny because while that interview was happening, it was like pinfully obvious that Andy was like saying things that were going to be used in this special. And you'd like, wow, there's so much riding on this trip to Italy. You know, so of course they mentioned in that special that it should be going on a trip the next week. And if you guys want to hear a full recap of that special, we did a full ass recap of that on our bonus episodes

there for our Patreon. Yeah, so yeah, so we see a little bit of that and we see Teresa saying things like, Yeah, like I don't know if I can stay with him because he's living across the country and loving across the country and he comes across the world. Yeah. So you're still going to fucking bone do him suck him do whatever love your boobs Those are gonna go over great mentally. Oh Are you concerned that when you go to Italy your boobs might look a little different than Italian boobs

That might be hard for Joe to figure out what she likes more. You ever think about that? I was killed one to ten How many times are you gonna fuck Joe? How many times are you gonna fucking still? for Joe to figure out what she likes more. You ever think about that? I was scaled one to ten. How many times are you gonna fuck Joe? How many times are you gonna fuck himself? Tell me, you're like, I'm grinding, sit on him. What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do, drink?

So now Teresa and the girls they fly Italy and they like land in Naples. And Teresa's telling us basically she's not sure how she's gonna feel. Like she feels like like she feels like She feels like if she gets there and she sees him and wants to like hog him and kiss him and stuff that that'll then she'll know then she'll know I Think that kind of like I think she knows she knows I think that normally like if you're not like so excited to like hog and kiss your husband that you haven't seen in four years on that plane

Then I think you know you're fucking a really hot pool boy and getting a discount pool. I think this question has already answered itself. But, okay, well, I'll go through this with you just because I have to. Yeah, we'll go through this. Yeah, we'll go through the motions. Yeah, like Joe has their entire marriage. So they get there, they climb to Tennessee, it's like we talked about. Can't there's no room for cars?

And then we see a ton of cars. Yeah. So Joe emerges from this house, because it's like this old world town. I mean, it's like, it looks like a little old, it's except for the cars. Looks like a little Renaissance town. And Joe emerges from it.

So I mean, even me, even I, even me, I, with with my stone heart who refuses to have any sort of sympathy for this Situation that he put himself into even I was often seen the little the scene the girls run and cry to see their dad I mean listen you can't take that away from the little girls can you? No, but I don't have to give it. I don't have to love watching it either. I was like Born I don't have to give it. I don't have to love watching it either. I was like, born, born, born with you. Yeah. So then we see sort of like a, like a very long sequence of like all these ants and uncles and cousins and be like, ah, the pasta. You wonder about the you wonder about the best food. Yeah. Yeah.

I want to see the meat. Yeah. See the down in the chair. You saw Abby like the boss. Okay. It's like yep. The family stays the same. You know, it's like something, you know, family. It's like yep, the family stays the same, you know, it's like yeah something, you know Family it's like the only time you can sit down and have someone say you're getting too skinny Yeah, I miss my big Lebanese family parties and Joe is like yeah, thank God for this the thank God for this family for my family I mean they they've literally threw me out of that playing with nothing like they threw me out with nothing I'm just like imagining like a cartoon. I'm just like, he just gets like a boot, like, like brainy smurf or whatever.

And just like, like, pff, pff, pff, pff, pff, and just like lands in a small Italian town. Like, I got nothing. Like I got nothing, huh? I got my passport coming, so you know, that's it. I'm waiting for that, hey? That's it.

Yeah. So then they head over to the hotel where they're going to be staying and, gee, these kids, I mean, they're so Teresa's kids. Can I please get someone to just take my luggage up? Yeah. Melania's like my door knob doesn't work. It doesn't open. It doesn't open. I don't know if she knows how to open doors if someone's not doing it for her. So then Treeshoe have some time alone in her room. He's like, nice place, huh? And she's like, do you like it?

And he goes, it's all right. Yeah. I forgot how stressful it is dealing with the kids, you know? And she's like, yeah, the kids are tired. I deals with this every single day in case you forgot while you were gone in camps. Yeah. You're like, you know what? I'm going to go down and get my things. And she's like, Oh, you're staying here? And he's like, I don't know. She goes, uh, what, what you want to stay with

the girls? And he's like, the beds are kind of small. She's like, well, what was you expectantly with me, Joel? And he's like, well, come on, we got 20 years, huh? Come on. She's like, yeah, she's like, well, yeah, but we haven't been together in like more than four years So it's like kind of weird. We need to like slow it. We need to slow it down. I'm like, oh, okay Carl from somewhere else Yeah, so she puts a caboch on that real quick. It's like yeah, go sleep in a twin bed. You're used to it You've been in the shoe. Yeah, no shit. So then the next morning He comes to pick everybody else up and he's like really trying hard with Teresa and of course by trying hard I mean, you know just like making sexual commas at her all day. Yeah, too little too late

He's like So they like take a butt they take a ride down to the Malfi Coast. They see some amazing rainbows. Oh, that's the biggest rainbow I ever saw in my life, huh? Yeah, let's see if we can find that Leprecom family. I got, I got a bridge to sell them, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I know.

I'm a built, huh? I'm gonna build the house and say free rainbow included, you know? Can't wait to get that part of golf in this fucking idiot Lprechaun family, okay? Yeah, I'm what what can you do? You know, so he's like trying to rubber shoulder be like, this is nice, you know, family time and she's like is not not having it just ignoring it completely. I mean, it was pretty savage on Teresa's part. I was proud of her. Yeah, and he's like, yeah, I would take you to Monte Carlo if you stayed longer, but whatever. I'm saying, I can't do that.

And he's like, yeah, I would take you to Monte Carlo if you stayed longer, but whatever. I can't do that. So they basically, I mean, he would not take her to fucking Monte Carlo. Shut up, Joe, you guys. You only say that because you know, you like they're not going to stay there long enough. You got to really, how are you going to take the Monte Carlo Carlo? First of all, like Naples is like not close to Monte Carlo. I think Naples is like midway down. So that's like, you have to make a big long drive.

And what card do you have? I don't think you have a car. Don't act like we were taking the money, Carla. Please. Only those cars. Yeah. So then they go shopping around. They go to a chocolate place. Then they go to a ring place or whatever. And he sees some trees. He's like, you know, I know, just being sweet to me, but I think he wants to be a couple again. And I haven't been what happy with Joe for a long time. And then we get a lovely clip section of Joe like, ah, my bitch wife is coming.

Got a hiccup fitness. Yeah, she's come bitch wife. Hate her. Hate her to the lady. You know, I'm fucking exactly. And he's trying so hard. He's trying so hard to be personal. He's like, Oh, look at that chocolate coming down.

Looks good. That's some good chocolate. I'm like, why are you ruining chocolate from me, Joe, do you guys? Yeah. Just, I'm talking about the chocolate. And then the jewelry store, he's like, hey, you like those things, do you like those things, Teresa?

Those three things right there? He just picks out three random things. And she goes, no. And he goes, no. So now they go to a restaurant. And it's like raining. And all this like amazing food is coming to the table. I mean, this just makes me want to go to Italy. That's really the takeaway for me.

And so it's like, hey, so well, girls, what are your favorite part of the, what's your favorite part of the trip? And of course, Milan is like, when I hugged my father and Adriana, Adriana, who suddenly looks like she's 17 years old out of nowhere, because like me too. And then of course, they all start to cry. Yeah. So then back at the hotel, Theresa and Joe were alone again and say, you're drinking a lot of wine and you're just saying, I thought you weren't drinking so much wine anymore. Well, yes. Easy to stick to a no alcohol diet when you're in a shoe. Okay. This is real life. You're literally in Italy. Like you're in Europe. I feel like it would be weird not to drink the wine. So, so I'm not gonna have the conversation.

She's like, so how do you feel? And he's like, I mean, I don't know, you know? I don't know. By the time we get used to each other, you know, you'll be gone. And so, like, kind of good because in two days, I know I'll be calling you my stupid little seaworthy wife, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, but what about you living there and me living here and there then living there and uh living people living everywhere. And he's like, you know what? He's what we're gonna do. We're just gonna meet up places. And the boy have fun. And she's like, uh-uh, I don't want that. I want someone there every day.

And he's like, listen, I can help that. I write, I can help that. Yeah, and we both got to wait, you know? Yeah. So she's like, well, stop swishing your wine, because he's doing that thing where he's like banging the wine against the glass. Yeah, what? Who cares? So come on, I gotta see if this thing has legs, you know what I'm saying? It's like, it does have legs. It's like, entire family has walked down your throat already. Like, what are you going

to send it back now? And you have like three quarters of the bottle. She's like, I have legs, so look at me. He's like, okay, so we start swirling Theresa. Ah! Ah! Ah! Stop the jowl.

So, she's like, you know what, the past five years it's been really dark, you know? It's like been like really, really, really dark. And it's like, you know that? The past five years have been really dark. You know, it's like been like really, really, really dark. And it's like, you know that there's light switches in the house. Oh. Oh, no, no. So she's like, you know, and you're supposed to protect me. Like, and I trusted you and you let all those things happen to me.

And he goes, look, come on. Things happen to everyone. You kidding me right now. Come on. My crime was bogus. Nobody does time for that crap. All right. Come on. I'd like that. You know, should happen to everybody. You it's not like just part of life is when you you know accidentally defraud like several people and go to jail for five years

That's not just like oh that just shit just happy. Everybody is like you know, yeah It's like you have a financial mishap, you get like there's a car accident, you know? It's not like, oh yeah, just listen, it's part of life, you know, sometimes you know, you go to jail for like five years. Yeah, come on, that's focus. And she's like, oh my god, I'm all I want, it's infuriating. After five years of spending time in prison, He can't take responsibility for what he did it Yeah, and you know, and Teresa is so bad at taking responsibility and that's why Teresa deserves a gigantic metal for this episode of just being like yeah

I did it. Sorry. She does she really actually has has come a long way. Like, I've always hated Teresa. I've always felt like, I always felt like, she never take responsibility for anything. She lives in her own world. But this might make me turn the corner on her. I feel like she's actually come a long way, little, our little Teresa. So, and in fact, when she says,

I haven't been the same since, that was actually like a surprisingly honest sentiment to relay. And then Joe's like, yeah, so just to blame me then just blame me. You want to just end it now? Yeah. She's like, what do you want me to land you about it? And he's like, no. And then the relationship ended like it always was like Joe.

So what? Who cares? Who cares? So what? So what? Who cares? So what? Alright then fine. Then we're not going to be together. That's it. So what?

Who cares? It's like nothing. I guess that's it. I'm going to spend my girls. Okay. Yeah. Which ones? He wasn't specific about.

So full moon. 3 a.m. The alarm goes off and she's like, yeah, I'm not going to tell the girls things that over between me and their father. You might want to. Yeah. Because that pool boy is going to definitely want to move in at some point. Okay. Yeah. They will probably figure it out when they realize.

And that's pretty much it, right? Yeah. I mean, we had basically, it was, you know, Joe and his, Joe, like the G.O.s crying is going to go to the hug. And then we see, you know, Theresa and Joe announce their separation after 20 years of marriage. Their daughter spent Christmas in Italy with Joe and they're still waiting for a decision on his appeal, but honestly, I mean, I'm not ruling it out.

I'm not ruling it out. He could get a presidential pardon. It's not crazy these days. No, doubtful. But you never know. You know, who did get a presidential pardon, don't you? Anseless scanton. Anseless scanton. Interesting. Interesting. out for, but you never know, you know, who did get a presidential pardon don't you? Antelope Scanton.

And who wrote that? Who wrote that tell all book about Porsche. I mean, about Fadre and her shady business on Real Housewives of Atlanta. The chick who went to jail because she was in like that car fraud ring with Apollo and Fadre. She got a presidential pardon. Yes. She got a presidential pardon. She's like a big Trump head apparently.

Um, and he pardoned fucking Angela Stanton. So you never really do know what this girl is gonna bring. He is good. If people are loyal to him, he will pardon them. I mean, he has gotten like, well, 11 white collar criminals. Like it's so you know what, Joe? Fingers crossed. Just start wearing that mega hat around around Italy. and we'll be seeing you around town soon enough

Well, all right everybody. Thanks for being with us this season Of course we are going to be back for the next month of Los Angeles of New Jersey reunion episodes so we'll still be talking Jersey, but overall great season Absolutely loved it the reunions look like they're gonna be insane. Daniel has some kind of psychotic breakdowns. That's going to be a biggie. Go on, Wilson. Just great. Yeah. Another person screaming fuck you at Andy. So that's always good in my book. Yeah, we support it. Yeah. We'll see you guys next time. Bye everyone! Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watcher Crappens Add Free on Amazon Music, download the Amazon Music app today.

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