Watch What Crappens - RHONJ: Anti-Sigmitic

Episode Date: December 22, 2017

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Crappens the podcast about all that crap we love to talk about on Yeal Brabs. I'm Roni Karen from the Rose Prax Bachelor podcast and here I am with the gorgeous Hanukkah out 9th 10th day of Hanukkah, Ben Mandelker of the Beside Blog of the Vanta Blinda. Hello, Ben. Hello, you know, 2017, the miracle of Hanukkah is just it's going longer than ever before. It doesn't end on the 8th day. No, we go all the way. We're taking it all the way all the way to the end of the month. Is Hanukkah already over? Yeah have a donut right before I got here. I had one of the Treyho donuts.

Um, you know, how do you wish have you the Treyho, the Danny Treyho donut? The Danny Dreyho donut. Um, and it was full of oil. And I felt like, um, macabee was alive inside my mouth full of oil. So that's like Danny Treyho. Full of, yeah, exactly. I was skeptical at first because I walked in. I walked in like 10 in the morning and all they had were like the original like glazed donuts and then they had like, you know, like the non-donut offerings that you get a donut shop like Fritters and stuff which are

perfectly good. But I'm like, I'm here to test your donuts. No chocolate frost, they were all sold out and then they had a ton of vegan donuts. Oh, damn, it's great. then they had a ton of vegan donuts. And like, because clearly no one's buying them. Obviously, no one's buying them. So I was like, you know, because I'm like a bitch. I'm like, do you guys have any like non vegan chocolate options? And like, actually, we were just really busy this morning.

So we just don't have any left. But then they're like, oh, but I have the vegan one. I'm like, I'm not going to the vegan one. No, I'm not. But you know, I'm sorry for all that rolling granola, so but you know what? Vegan stuff is really good sometimes like they've gotten really good with their oh, yeah, they're weird concoctions Over there. Oh, I I totally agree I had like a vegan tart yesterday But when it comes to donuts vegans have not perfected that at all And I even tasted some of their vegan donutry and it was not good, even though I said it was good.

But anyway, this is just a long way to say that when I got my Danny Trejo donut, the plain glazed classic OG as they called it, I was very redo. At this point, I was mad. I was just mad. Who runs out of donuts at 10 a.m. if you very do at this point I was mad. I was just mad. Who runs out of doughnut at 10 a.m. if you're a donut shop. I'm sorry. Yeah, that's really stupid. It was understandable when it was the donut shop from Tangerine because that's the same shop, right?

Yes, the same shop. So that Tangerine for those who haven't seen it, it's on Netflix. It's about the transgender hooker is on Santa Monica Boulevard and it took place at Donut Time, which became Danny Treehouse Donut Shop. And I don't know that Donut Time ever had proper Donuts. I mean, that was just basically transgender, transgender hookers, like making their money and girl. But actually, they did have good Donuts, but their best time was like in the middle of the night, you know, when everybody was in the middle of work. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly.

I never actually went in there, but either way, I'm happy to announce that the Danny Trejo tone was was actually extraordinarily delicious. So I was like, you're forgiven Danny Trejo, but not before I bitch about it on the podcast, while everyone's waiting for us to get into real househousing in New Jersey. Well, look, this is all about homemade Italian food. Why shouldn't we talk about homemade Danny Treyho donuts, you know? It's all awkward. Exactly. Exactly. Anyway, let me suck on my iced coffee while we segue into real househousing New Jersey. Let me just announce that the word is anti-Semitic. Yeah.

It's not anti-Semitic. It was making me crazy. I know it's Real Housewives of New Jersey, but if you're going to be offended at something, at least be upset about the right word. I would argue about this, but I don't want to be accused of being anti-Semitic. That's Teresa. Yeah, that's... Yes. Teresa's anti-words.

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why is it New Jersey episode? Episode that we're about to recap. Yes. Sige previously, Sige was crying about anti-Somantics. And Michael Campanella was like cut out the cancer. Now why is it OK to call somebody cancer? OK. Yeah.

I was very upset by this episode. Yeah. It was surprisingly. It was, it was a good episode. It was, I mean, it was, you know, considering it's our last episode before going into Christmas, very surprised. And a lot of anti-Semitism for Christmas episode. I know. And it did you notice that they were kind of playing Christmassy type music in the thing that I did not? I did not. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding every kiss every endosymedic apology that begins with K K and then another K okay how could you guys leave out Jared oh this on this cheap jewelry extra again okay where's Claire in this episode they should have a real housewives of just maljoolery like Claire Jared. I'm kale. K. Zales. It's the everything must go. Zell.

How could you call me a princess cut? It's the chocolate diamond. So why did I write Vegas Italian movie? I don't know. That's my first note. Vegas. Oh, because it's in Italy, but the music is like the Morocco casino music. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, that's the Morocco theme song. But they played it on kind of like an Italian Casio keyboard sound. It's like make it like one of those, make it one of those canal sounds, but make it the

Marango Casino theme. Well, at least they weren't like as long as they're on the Casio, at least they weren't doing some of those like pan pipes, because you know, back in the day, when I had my little Casio keyboard, I loved making a song with a pan pipe sound. You know what I'm talking about? Yes, of course. Oh, like everything sounded like exotic and like you were in a spa, but you were maybe sort of like a nigma. Remember that band? Yes, of course. The, the, the, the kings of the pipe, the camera.

Well, you know, nigma is actually like if I could ever imagine Siggie Flicker singing lead for a band, it would probably be a nigma. I could just totally imagine Siggie be like, singing lead for a band it would probably be a nigma I could just totally imagine so you'd be like I could have to go or and yeah where you're standing the way from I was gonna sail away but then I decided I'm gonna stay on this boat with the people I love.

Aww. So people are kind of away. Sorry. Sail away. Sail away. I'm not sailing away. You want me to sail away and I come back with my own no-go flow. We need to tell me to sail away. It was ours for me. Not for you. Not for you. Boat, Sarah, Trigger. Do you know how many people

died in the Titanic? Not Kathy Bates. That's all that matters. Okay, Sig Boiler. Spoiler. I think we spoiled that 20 times because every time you say Titanic, I'm like, but Kathy Bates lived. That's the important part. At least Leonardo Caprio lived too. Spoiler. What if he did? At least the boat made it back to Port safely.

What? At least someone was out there clearing the ocean of icebergs and thysemitism straight ahead. So yeah, so that's the beginning. So Melissa and Dolores and Trey are at lunch and Trey, you know, I really respect Trey. So for coming back every year and just pretending she's a good person, she's really good at doing it for a very long period of time. I mean, she just threw a glass.

When was the last time she threw a glass? Well, she threw a three episodes ago, two up a three episodes ago Yeah, but she even did that with fun, you know, and then she she tried throwing that golden catering Jared Kim D's Yeah, but then she sits right back in a good person mode and I'm buying it. Yeah Now she's into like, oh try this try this you guys try this pasta try it try it Try this so beautiful this This lunch is I cook I cooked with my mama I cook It's like we get it everything she says is is a lead up to her recipes. Yeah Resipises so so basically the women are about to like split for afternoon activities and

Melissa's gonna go bike riding with Ziggy and Danielle while the rest of the women are gonna go take a cooking class. Yes, and Melissa's very good at pretending she's a good person too. She's like bike riding. I'm a happy person. I just wanted to be a happy trip. Yeah.

I mean, Melissa's like, it's kind of funny that you said that because I thought Melissa and Teresa were being like Rather lovely this episode, you know, they were just like nice and smiling and having fun You sort of forget how evil they can be Yes, and you forget that they kind of hate each other underneath Yeah, like seriously hate each other and then Melissa after remind myself Melissa is just ripping off tree like her personality She even does that same squeal thing where she's like why would you want to rip off? It may have been she's rented

Italy bike breaks real rented Italian bike breaks. But yeah she does that squealing thing. Why would you want to steal from tree trees are they stolen from so many people yeah still for listen from your own people yeah I mean almost has never really gotten the very strong identity of her own so you know you got to steal from you know one of the housewives favorites you know she a tree is not one of my favorites but people love tree they love tree but what if she just stole from Lisa Vanderpump instead pump instead. You're a broken bird. Baby, I love a broken bird dolling. At my restaurant with Joe, we have a thing that we call specials. It's food that we serve only on certain nights. So we call them specials like tuna tartar and sticky toffee pudding. I know how to do that. Recipes is, it's my sign.

I'm a reciditis. So Teresa's like, I used to cook with my mom because authentic food, cooked right, has the power to heals. Yeah, which is like probably like the setup for the next cookbook, right? Like, cooking from the heart by tree, cooking for the heart by tree, cooking to

mend the heart by tree. Yeah, to power the hill. Yeah, that big load of pasta and meatballs. It's like a heart attack on a plate. Like, what's it healing? It may heal your soul, but it's going to give you a heart attack. I did have some really good pasta the other night, and I did feel like if I were in a feud with someone, I would have felt a little healed, you know? Well, look, I'm a, I'm a few datic. So pasta's always been healing to me. Yeah. That's how I know. It heals myself, but I'll be dead by 50. And I'm okay with it. It's worth the trade. Yeah. So, so tree, classic marriage and Dolores go off to see their chef. And that's where Tariya says, like, oh, I'm picking up pickassing ingredients as this ingredients as ingredients like ingredients like we

really can't believe you're making this mistake again. You have a Kirk Bargain you're still calling them ingredients. She's like, I want to go in there and I want to buy a... I don't even know what this word is. Oh, I want to go into hand. I want to buy an adult tree. Fucking. So orange is decided to go into this store in a slip. I don't know why, but it's very strange. She's really like a nightgown or something. This, this, this part of the episode, because they meet up with out, they meet up with

Alberto, who I believe is played by Dudley Moore. Um, they, they go shopping for ad audiences. And more in his life story, he was played by Balky. Alberto! So, yeah, they go, they go, uh, at the store and and like I guess in Italy when you buy eggs You just you pluck them off the crates and put them into a bag and this like blows classic march as much Which I can't believe it. What? I'm sorry my actions are all off like started to lose some Rina whoa baby

I'm a manager to those those cheese balls, baby So I can this is very crazy when putting eggs into directly into a bag I don't want to break them. I mean I want to be crazy I don't want to have scrambled eggs before you can get home I mean you know what this is gonna be like eggs Benedict my the Benedict master eggs all shall You know I'm saying it's like a Joan right there for you no joke If she didn't just keep going on and on she's like hey, did you see this this eggs put him in the bag Can you believe that like I've never seen that before.

This is crazy. What do you think? What do you think? The eggs don't break. Have they ever seen eggs before? I mean, this is why the country's stagnating, OK? Because they put eggs in the bag that

don't put them in the creative and save them. So they have to go back to store so many times. They spend all their paycheck getting new eggs. It's crazy. How do you say cartona? Cartona. Cartona. Alberto, tell me.

It's a bag. It's a bag with eggs. seriously. This is not shown jump with never do it. No, this is great. This is great inspiration for the McBeth collection No, I'm gonna do next time. I'm gonna make an egg bag. Okay, it's a bag But on the inside you there's a little slot for your eggs and that we don't break all your eggs And you go to the market in Italy. It's classic much and bulky more bulky deadly more is like Oh my favorite place to chop! Okay, go to Lord as you go to the counter and tell him

you want an ounce of prosciutto de parma. And she's like, uh, uh, prosciutto. I'll have a boo, Frank, Frankie, mass please. Like what? I'll have some cram it. And possibly some white, some white cupboards, you know? Like, I know that's day-neazy, but, you know some white cupboards, you know, like I know those days easy But you know white white, you know, it looks better. You know, you just I want it shiny So you could wash it with a sponge. Do you got that?

Listen, I've been to this part of the zoo before. Okay. I know that what they tell you you want a three ounces of Pajudo And you get a cupboard instead. I've been to this part of the zoo And you know what I'll take six out of the Pajudo because I like a lot of cupboards Well, she didn't figure out because the trick word here is ounces, you know what, I'll take six outs to Pachudo because I like a lot of cupboards. Well, she didn't figure out, because the trick word here is ounces, you know? Yeah. Pachudo to Parma, I mean, that is how you say it in Italian. So that was easy, you know?

But it's like, go order some ham in English, ham, you know? So he gave her that one, but ounces is where she got confused. And she's like, you know, I come from a huge family. Mom made 50 meatballs on a Sunday that never made it to the table. Like was your mom just a clutz? Like Frank, that's where Frank get Frank. He gets it. Just pouring the meatballs all over the counter.

Oh, well, they got another one. I tried to get the meatballs into serving dish. They all went everywhere with boo. Can boo eat this up on other meatball for you. Boo mass. Um, yeah, Dolores Another meatball for you, boo. Mass. Yeah, Dolores is like, you know what, I think in another life, I was like in a time when I was a home and cooked and cleaned.

I'm like, isn't that your life now? Like the only difference is boo for the ghost of. Now I have a, you know, curves in between. I mean, in another life, I was just like in a time when I was a home and cooked and cleaned. But now for me, it's like I just like an Italian woman who stayed home and cooked and cleaned, but now for me, it's like I have an Italian woman who stays home and cooks clean, but I got to cook the gym, I got to see masks, I got new cupboards, I got new, I got new calendars, and in Frank, I mean, he's putting the other chairs all the time, I'm like,

Frank, how many chairs you got up but together? He's like, I got to put in a lot of chairs. What are you expecting me to do? I'm like, okay, it's fine, you do you. In another life, I was dusting lampshades. In this life, I'm dusting a motorcycle in the middle of the living room. Yeah. Huge difference. No, in this life, she's an Italian man. She's just gonna have her cake and eat it too.

She's like, I'll date somebody, I'll have a man at home. I'll have a man at the office. You know, I'll have, I'll have, which is, I'll have masks in the steam room. You know, she's just got like a man in every port She's like how do you say scumbag in Italian? Come on to DC And the everyone's worried about knowing proper Italian and the guys the guy behind the counter is like oh

It's a horse a cheese. Do you know why because when you see a horse? What's you see? She's like a horse What do you see like do you see things different in Italy? It's a horse like a poops like what do you mean? I feel like I'm in another life or horses horses. Where are we right now? And he's like all because of the balls And Dolores because I never saw a horse that had balls I mean, are we including Frank in this? the headballs. I mean, are we including Frank in this? Because I see a very tiny balls. You see how much derroids he does? Look at him. His entire back is like a steak of sorrows, just so many bumps. It's basically like a Frank before steroids. Frank before steroids, cheese doesn't have the same ring. All right, we'll go with us. We'll go with what you say. Come on, see these say frank and steroids. Huh?

I'm going to do nothing but laugh out of my lungs today. Whether you laugh out of your lungs and any other porphys. I can't stop laughing. I think because it's the day of Christmas break where we get out of school. That's like everything so late. I know. I know I know I'm teachers like let's watch a history movie instead of reading we're like, oh that's hilarious. I'm Lincoln Well Abraham Lincoln is notoriously the funniest of all presidents. Yeah tall hat tall hat like that to a theater who

I mean he's the only president that I know of that like had an eight propped humor. He's like the carotop of America. He's like pulling horses out of his hat. Finally, what's his face? I can't take it anymore. Bang. You cannot bring your prop comedy into this theater. This is a theater for Shakespeare, Mr. President, not for your chest full of strange toys. He's like, wait a minute. Let me show you how I can pull this scarf out of my hat, but it turns into 500 scarves, you're like, bang. No, we'll not accept that we are putting on a production of Medea It's Medea

Classic Medea the Diana ring type of Medea Not the Tyler Perry, but not the media Medea. It's Medea not modia. How do you? Not like the classic Tyler Perry. I sort of got up. Tyler Perry comes out with a series of movies called Intigene. I just I can't. Antigon. That's what I always come on. Medias is just a gone.

He spoke with an antigon. Antigon girl. That would actually like break my brain to know that like secretly Tyler Perry was making He's going to Antigon. Antigon girl. That would actually like break my brain to know that like secretly Tyler Perry was making references to the classics. He's like boy, a boy, which is trouble? Boo. Can you tell I'm really up on my media movies? I have no idea how to reference them. I just remember the Halloween commercials. Oh, okay. So just like Abraham Lincoln. I saw I saw a media a media Christmas in the theaters

actually. And there was it was like like at the end they're like Merry Christmas everyone. And yes, we are putting the Christ back in Christmas. I was like, this feels a little awkward. I was like, okay, I don't think I'm welcome here. And they're like, the bad guy was like, he was like this, this like banker with a big nose. I was like, hmm, something feels problematic about all of this right now. Oh my god. Well, what a perfect episode to bring that up in. Seagate would have trouble with that. Matia! How could you, Matia? She's on the floor of the movie theater kicking and screaming.

Matia threw up Christmas gift across the floor. It was disgusting. So Danielle and Ziggy have picnic baskets. They're late to meet Melissa. And they're all like, wow, here we are in Italy. They're all pretending to be

happy. And this one, you know, this show, I said this last week, but I'm really glad they're making an effort, but they really are being fake. Melissa is narrating every single thing. She's like, here I am in a park waiting for

people who are probably late. I'm wearing a t-shirt that says exactly what I feel. Fashionably late. Oh my God. Please don't marinate things Melissa. Yeah. So um, Sige has decided to stay in Italy because after thinking about she wants to be in Italy with the people she loves. I'm like, or it's just like you're on a free vacation in Milan and you realize it would be ridiculous to leave that to go back to New Jersey. Yeah. White go home for an awkward dinner when you could just stay here for an awkward dinner. It's like, who should I make feel terrible at dinner? Michael Kappinella or everybody in Italy.

The producer's probably told her if she wants to fly back early, she has to pay her own way. And she's like, oh, right, I'll stay. It's like, oh, I know my plane tickets worth and it's too much. I'm stupid. I just got that. I'll leave the rest to Delta Airlines. I just got that. I'll leave the rest to Delta Airlines. Um, so anyway, so the cooking ladies, they go to Alberto's home and they start getting ready to cook and everything and Alberto gives them all aprons and classic margins.

Like, I have an apron. This isn't really my look right now. This isn't my look. I don't know what I do in an apron. So it covers up the girls. You know what I'm saying? It's like, this is what I'm this is sort not quite me this is like very Joan Rivers, okay? I mean non-john rivers. There's like a ciggy flick open on apron

But Marsh just puts on like another slip on top of the slip. Okay classic much I'm gonna slip could you buy any chance to just get me in that cap Just just give me a cap to put on my head, okay? That'll go with my look right now better than this I need a martini. It doesn't need that be full of martini I could just be full of water. No one's gonna know. It's on TV Just put it all over there and some water and also some bad thoughts. Okay. Give him a second. I was joking. That was a joke right there. He's like, here's how we do it. We put flour on the table. Then we put our hand in the middle of it and go like this.

It's a flower of volcano. Okay. We all learned it from the food network. Okay. We didn't have to fly to Italy for this. And Teresa's like, oh yeah, I do this, man. I know how they may call me pastors. I learned from my mom. Where's the kitchen aid? Where's the kitchen aid? He's like, no, kitchen aid. Huh? We have safer sex. He's like, no, no, not the aid. The kitchen aid. Like, where is it? He's like, no, we don't think you're that. I never said I was perfect. And Marge is just terrified. Like, you know, I'm not known exactly for my cooking skills. Just ask Margo down the street. My ovens don't even work. I have to have her come in, bring in her ovens. She literally wheels her oven up to my house every single time I have a party. She's great.

I love Margo. Jodie number two is great too. Jodie number one, that's a show about it these days. I love Margot. Jody number two is great too. Jody number one. That's a show about it these days. It's a lorous. Dinner's coming. Typically I got a pit in my stomach, you know, because when dinner's coming, that means miles about to spill the meatballs all over the goddamn cabbages. But I've been in the zoo before. I know what happens when you feed the animals. They eat food. That's yeah, that's what happens. That's what happens when you feed animals at a zoo that's all I've got to say about that I've been in this part of the zoo before flower volcano it's what the panda's panda's I've seen pandas making pasta before okay I've seen this I know how the panda's with the flower volcano it like makes no sense but we went there at the same time okay I've seen this I this. I've seen a pigmy mama set with a flower volcano. I know how this works out.

This is what happens. Let me tell you something. You get flowering your hair and then your day is ruined. Okay, I've been in this part of the zoo before. I'm like, what zoo are you going to, Dolores? It's like the craziest fucking zoo on the planet. It's being the guy's like, yeah. Yeah, let us make some stigther tar, who's good with two gigantic butcher. What do you call those things? It's like the thing that Jason chases people with, right? Yeah, well, he chases, I think he chases with a machete, but this was a cleaver.

And so he gives Teresa a cleaver to chop the tuna tar, I mean, the steak tar tar. And she's going a town. I'm like, I don't know if you can you just like slice it up a little bit. And but she was going to town to the point where she started chopping up the wood block. And then all the wood chips got in it, which is hilarious. And she's gonna say, but I mean, talk about a zoo. I mean, this is, I felt like it was like watching a ranga tango on the work.

It was basically. It was. I've ranger tango on the work. It was, basically. It was. I've been in this part of the zoo before. I see them. I see them when they give the koala the cleavers to make the steak tartar. It doesn't end well. It's not. This is not the zoo experience I want to have for these girls right now in Milan.

Trees like a wood chipper. Oh, also Dolores is really going for tree here because she goes. Trees like a wood chipper. Oh, also Dolores is really going for Trees here, because she goes, Trees like a wood chipper, like not good cooking skills. And when she's at the camera, I was like, what do you want to die? Trees is gonna see this and literally be outside your front door with those cleavers

ready to kill your ass. And Trees is like, hey, this is the first piece of wood I've seen in a long time. Hey, hey, hey. Like, I hope she does not do that to just take. Actually, I said what she does. Yeah, he deserves it. She's like, who believes it's her roots is a real cook, which leads the rest of us to ask during commercials. Who believes that Jennifer Aniston?

Where's Avino? Nobody's Jennifer Aniston. Do you need more money? Stay the fuck home. You're worth a zillion dollars. Okay, stop trying to convince me you used a V note for a little extra money. Your house is paid for. Now, us on the other hand, we are more than happy to show for a V-note.

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fun, I'm so fun, all I want is fun and friendship. And so he's like, me too, a park, it's so cute, this grass, and you know grass, and a blanket and grass Get it out to start crying, okay, that's yeah, I want to do just cry And that's pretty much what she starts doing. She's like what a beautiful day here in the park But the one thing I cannot get over is meanness I Think mod just very mean to me. And Melissa goes, well, she's not mean.

She's just, you know, harsh, but she doesn't have hate in her heart. And she's not anti-semitics. And Siggie's like, I don't know how to explain to you. I want to be like, I'm bound to say sensitivity. Yeah. Siggie goes on his whole thing thing about I expect too much for my friends I expected this much from them, but they didn't give me this much because they all stand by and say nothing as Marge says awful things that help me time and time again. I'm like, okay, Seaghy

You're being crazy. I love you. I support you. I know the audience has turned on you I support you, but you're being crazy. You gotta get it. Yeah. It's just our for rocker. She's like, at first, they came for the sickies and no one can't. And then they came for sickies hashtag baseball caps. But no one can't. And then they came for everybody else. And suddenly everyone can put sickie with all my crying. Yeah. Then so then sickie starts doing this whole thing about like the holocaust is But thinking was already crying. Yeah, then so then thinking starts doing this whole thing about like the Holocaust is part of who I am, which I fully respect. I mean, her parents are her dad at least is a Holocaust survivor. And he wrote several books about the Holocaust, which is totally commendable. I get it.

I understand that I do think she should. I do wonder if she realizes she's in Italy where there was, you know, did she ever see life as beautiful? That took place in Italy. I'm surprised. I just like want her to know that like, like, they're being officially on that front. You know, she didn't stay until the end of that. It's like, what a happy movie. She watched the first 45 minutes. Like, what a wonderful movie. Life is beautiful. beautiful anyway great comedy Anyway, I hope he finds his tank someday

But also she said the Holocaust is part of my childhood. You're dating yourself. Okay, you know She looks great considering that she was a Holocaust survivor. I was the only girl in a crowd with a red scarf. With that red scarf. I just think that was similar. I just think here's my thing. I actually fully, fully respect the notion that like, you know, again, you know, parents are Holocaust family members, Holocaust survivors, horrific chapter in human history, among many other horrific chapters that many different groups have gone through. I can imagine that she is more sensitive to hearing maybe callous remarks about Hitler.

There's a game, secret Hitler, she probably would not find that game funny at all. She, it's understandable, and I allowed that for however She needs to also appreciate that her trigger is Very very very very triggering like she has to At least allow that I had a friend in high school. Did I I don't saw me if I told the story before we went to see Gross point blank. Do you remember that movie with John Q sack? Yeah, they spelled gross wrong

Well, it's a reference to the king of kidding It's a reference to the suburb of Chicago So hopefully many people from gross point will come to see our show There's a scene like a random teen in the middle of the movie because it's about hitman that goes back to his high school reunion And when he's at the reunion like some bad guy comes after him in the middle of the movie because it's about a hitman that goes back to his high school reunion. And when he's at the reunion, like some bad guy comes after him in the high school. And so we, John Kisek, they have a fight. John Kisek kills me as to get rid of the body. There's like an incinerator. So he like puts the body in the incinerator like whatever. That's like midway through the movie ends like an hour later. And we get

up and we're like, that's funny. That's cute. What did you think? And we turned to my friend and she just starts to ball. She starts to sob. And I'm like, we're like, what's wrong? She's like, didn't you see? And we're like, what? She's like, the Holocaust. I'm like, what? They put the body in the, the incinerator.

I mean, you can't do that. It's like the Holocaust. And we're like, oh my God. I mean, you can't do that. It's like the Holocaust. I'm really like, oh my god. I hope that girl never moves into a building in New York where you have to throw your trash down the incinerator. She'll just lose her fucking mind. And like, you know, it's like you want to respect that like she had family members that went through this and everything, but at the same time, it's like, please acknowledge that your trigger is crazy right now. Right? Like, it's a little, it's a little too, that that button's like a little too sensitive,

you know, I'm sorry. And I feel like I'll allow you to cry, but don't get mad at me because I was like, whoa, you know? Yeah, well, Siggie's just looking for something to fight about. Like, March didn't even say anything bad. I mean, if anything, she, she's like, I'm sorry, it was insensitive, but the point to which she's having to apologize to this crazy person, Siggie's just been crazy. And if anybody has the right to be mad, it's Mars. You totally took her soggy flicker and put it on baseball caps that you're selling and then you hate her and you're still

sold her thing. Yeah, and you're still resentful about it. And leave it to Dan Yel to be the voice of reason when she was like, you know, Sigi, you know, like you are asking Margaret to play it by your rules, but you haven't really told her what your rules are. So she doesn't know, which is basically what I just said, you know, like, like, can't be like upset at some, if you have a crazy crazy, not not crazy, like it's absurd trigger, but crazy is in like it triggers quickly. And you don't let someone know that someone doesn't know that about you. You can't hold them responsible. You've got to be like, sorry. When just even saying the word Hitler makes me feel a certain way, like you got to be able to do that. Well, yeah, but this is said by Dan Yell who, who goes crazy and crashes wine on the wall, when you say garbage. So it's like, that's true. Like these ladies are also crazy. And Siggie's just off her fucking rocker at this point, you know?

And Siggie starts crying and she's like, listen, he's my rule book. Number one, no you're worth. Number two, respect bakers. And number three, there's certain references that shouldn't be made like Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler I'm like you said Hitler more times in one episode Then anybody has ever said on the entire the entire journey of real house with new Jersey man, okay? Melissa's like you're scaring me now. You're scaring me because she's just losing her fucking mind So who's he started it? Well, and also we're losing we're losing sight of the fact

that the way Marthas did not say you are Hitler. She used it as an example, as an analogy, as she said last week, a persuasive comment to illustrate why, just because someone's nice to you doesn't mean that they're a good person. She used the most hyperbolic, most extreme example to drive from the point. And actually now that you say that, that's exactly what Signe's mad at. She's saying that her friends are standing by while someone's doing something mean to her

and not saying anything. Where last week she was arguing that every, you know, that the op is not everyone's gonna get along. Yeah, she's just being a hypocrite. She is actually being a full a hypocrite. She is actually being a full, full hypocrite over the dumbest thing. Oh my god. I love that she's like that we can even talk about this stuff for so long until we're like, wait a minute. This is a she has to pick a side. It's like an eastern front and a western front. You know, I'm saying, yeah, a little World War II reference there. It's the East and something Denmark with the eastern boys and then girls. That's all I needed. So the van arise for dinner and Teresa is like, oh my god,

what I would love to do is take the champagne and then when they come in. when they come in. Teresa, do you know Teresa would lose her fucking mind if somebody opened champagne all over her? Yeah. And she had to sit there all night with flies surrounding her hair. Yeah, they just spent like three hours getting into hair and makeup. And then Teresa pours champagne on them, especially, I mean, especially you saw how she could react to about the cake throwing.

Do you think she's going to be okay with the champagne splash? Oh my God. She blew her fucking mind. I want you to all apologize to the vignettes who made that champagne? Respect the grapes, so I'm basically turning her into a Homer's father, Honda Simpson's. So Margaret is now, she's like afraid to say anything around Sige. She's like, you know, if I say this pasta delicious, she's even go and say, oh my god, I

Toked on pasta once. She's trying to kill me. Margaret's trying to kill me with pasta. That's what she's gonna say. It's classic Much to that joke. I was making joke about pasta. Okay, I can imagine Mussolini now, huh? So I was like Mussolini in the Holocaust now Sige, I can't even say that anymore. Huh? Would you like some water? I can't even say that. She'll say, I knew someone who'd ramped with. It's like, what can I do? Like, I'm just gonna sit here on my slip and pig tail. So, okay?

I guess that's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna sit here and be silent with you. I can't do what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna sit here and be silent with you. I can't do what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna sit here and be silent with you. I can't do what I'm gonna do. Because you knew someone who's still done ice.

Okay, you know what, I can't win. I can't win. I'll just be naked. I guess I would say she knew someone who's who who froze to death because she was naked. She'd never be closed. It's like, everything she does, everything has a terrible memory for her. It's like, it's like, unclassic much. Yeah, I'm just gonna sit here silently like Joan before the talkies. Okay. I'm gonna be pre-talkies you don't. You just got pre-talking jokes. Okay.

So, so now there's like a they also down for dinner. They do a big toast. Margaret is like visibly uncomfortable, etc. And you know, it's just very, very awkward. She's not talking at all. Yeah, and she looks like she's gonna cry. Because, and doesn't see at one point, she's like, my friend texted me and she's like, jovial March, and she's like, you know what I mean? It's like, I'm jovial March, like it's me, I'm March.

You know, like, I'm fun. I talk, you know, like I can't even be my like fun jovial March. I can't be in the room like jovial March, like it's me, I'm March, you know, like I'm fun. I talk, you know, like I can't even be my like fun jovial March. I can't be in the room like jovial March is like I'm like sad non talking March. It's like, it's like I can't have about making all my funny jokes all the time. You know, it's like imagine Joan Rivers and she's told, okay, you have to be serious because you're on PBS right now. And I'm like, I don't want to be on PBS. I want to be on E. Okay, I want to be on the red carpet, it's making funny jokes.

Jovial funny red carpet March classic. She's like, yeah, she's she's turning me into like classic cope. You know, classic march was fun. Now everybody hates it. You know, I just got to go back to March. Like, who wants that? Like, this is what she's doing to me right now. So March, so Melissa actually takes March aside.

And I was like, what's going wrong? On with you, you're really quiet right now. That's when she's like, well, you know, I'm not like Jolcella March right now. So did you notice that Mel gave you a shout out? She's like, oh, foods here. I love that they all decide to have these talks right when the food is served. But he's like, I bought the food. The food you.

And Melissa's like, I mean, some voter. Margaret, you want to get some voter? Do you want to get some water with me? And I really give water? Yeah. Water. Water. Water. So then, so Melissa makes Margaret feel better a little bit better. And they come back in. And they come back in just as Hitler's. I just called sticky Hitler. See, this is what happens. This is what happens, Ziggy.

Now people are calling you Hitler by accident. Yeah, you brought Hitler back. Yeah. Ziggy is talking about how Hitler is an ugly word and it's a trigger word for her. And so, and Margaret's like, you know, inside you can tell Margaret's like, okay, great, great timing. This is like, you know what, comedy's all about timing.

I just walked in and watch her talk about Hitler. Great timing. I must be the best comedian in the goddamn world at this point in classic match. So is like, you know what, comedy is all about time. I mean, I just walked in and wanted to talk about Hitler, great time. I must be the best comedian to goddamn world at this point in classic match. So Teresa, yes. No, no, go ahead. I was just going to say that Teresa, like, you're here, you're singing, talking about how Hitler is a trigger word for her because Holocaust, et cetera, family. And she's like, yeah, I do get it. When I first got home, I didn't like the world jails is. Okay, you just really co-opted that. I didn't like the word jail.

See, with her, it's like it's still a bad word. She's like, yeah, I totally understand that. Jail is a trigger. Pritz and Pritz and bitch. Sank. All of them. I get it. Fail words. It's coming to your. It took me nine months, listen, Jennifer Lopez, because I couldn't even say the word J.

Low. Yeah, I'm the girlfriend of black. Cell block E. So Mark, Marge is like, I just like to say, Sige, I get that jail is a trigger, okay? It's a trigger for Teresa, okay? And Sige, I get that Hitler is a trigger for you.

How could you, no, I'm just saying get to say that I know it's a trigger. How could you, no, I wasn't saying it. I wasn't saying it for real. I was just saying it so you know what I was talking about. Okay, it was like a classic joke thing today. How could you say that word? I was just thinking to see what I was talking about. Okay, it was like a classic joke thing today. Oh, good. You say that word.

And then Alberto walks in like tonight, we eat trigger fish. Oh my God. Oh, the night to have trigger fish. So she gives this heartfelt apology. She's like, I just want to say, I didn't know it hurt you to the core. Okay, I never would hurt you to the core. Okay. And she's like, I don't know how you'd say like, maybe, Skindy, maybe.

Skindy, but not the core. Who wants the core? That's where all the seeds are, am I right? I mean, it's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like, what am I? It's like you know what I'm saying here. I'm done. I anytime anyone says the core, I just automatically go to Hillary's Swank. Anytime someone says Hillary's Swank and anything, I'm like, okay, I'm done.

I can't talk about that. I mean, I don't know. Like boys don't cry, but I don't know about Siggie. She's quite a lot. You would never be in that movie. That's my the hand or the. I don't know. Like, I don't know Siggie. Like cry, but I don't know about Ziggy. She's into cry a lot. You would never be in that movie. That's my the hand or the air. I don't know, I don't know, Ziggy. Like maybe the movie was made for you, a million dollar baby.

Million triggered baby. Is there a movie where Hillary Sank was in jail? God, I wish there was. Trigger! You sure there was. I mean, what is this? Like, you know, she's like a practically, she's like a martial artist, like karate kids three or something like that. Now that was forced.

I gave her a genuine heartfelt apology and I got crickets. Okay. Guess who doesn't get crickets? Joan, that too. I'm mortified. Okay. I came all the way to Italy with Joan and got crickets. That is, that is called for.

That is unforgivable. I felt like I was like, Joan Rivers at like a straight person convention. You know, like I'm sitting and making jokes, you just go right over everyone's heads. Just obviously there's a khaki pants and button down and button downs like they know they don't get it Okay, get it class. That's a classic mod right there. It's Joan really loves you would have liked that because it was better Guess what my trigger is crickets Crickets I did it you did it so Danielle's like can I just say it was powerful what Margaret just did Margaret Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Set up Danielle. Set the fuck up. And then Balky comes in like, we need to take out the garbage. That's my trick. How do you? It's like stringed Balky up. And now we do the dance of joy. So Danielle's like, that brought tears to my eye. Great, Danielle. So, uh, she just looks straight ahead and she tells us you don't get over a comment like that in 24 hours. I'm emotionally drained. I promise to get through a meal and I'm doing it. You're ruining dinner, Sige. Okay. You're ruining the wood chip steak tartar. Yeah, exactly. And you've actually had a lot longer than 24 hours to get over

that comment. You've actually had about like a week or two, exactly. And you've actually had a lot longer than 24 hours to get over that comment. You've actually had about like a week or two, okay? And for you to come down and be like, oh, maybe I was a bit. Oh, I guess you're talking about that. Wait a second. No, I take it all back. She was the one who said anti-Semitic at dinner the night before, okay? So it's, oh, wait, I'm, excuse me, I'm clearly processing this as I talk. Is to get process this in 24 hours. Was Ziggy saying that it takes more than 24 hours for Mars to get over the anti-Semitic comments, and therefore the apology was fake?

Is that what you said? She's saying she can't just say anything because she can't get over a comment like Hitler in 24 hours. Oh, yeah, well, the Hitler comment was like, like a week ago. So you've had time to get over it and for Michael Campanelle to be like, you're crazy. Yeah, he's like, cut out the cancer. Come home. What if we talk to us like her? I probably will and go have lunch with my parents after this. Hello, What happened to Ben? I do I'm going home today to Texas and I do this shit all the time with my kids.

I thought you were in Texas. No, I'm leaving in a couple hours. That's why I have to do this show early. I thought you left last night. No, no, I'm leaving today. I'm leaving right after we finish this. I would have brought that box over to you last night. I was in your neighborhood, but I was like, oh, he's in the airport. No, last night I was in bed. I was like,

enjoy this bed because it's a lot. I'm going to have to be out of the house for many days in a row and I'm struggling. It's like it to cruise with my family. It's going to be fun, but I'm like, oh my god, my body pillow. Oh, good. I leave it. But when I go home, I do all this shit with my nieces and like, walls up, I think I've told you that before. They when I go home, I do all this shit with my nieces and like walls up I think I've told you that before and they're like uncle uncle we play and play and then I go walls up Wals up my walser up and they're like okay, and then they leave because that's their that's their trigger word to leave me to fuck alone Bethany's wals up And they also say I'm like a snake

From a long time size of Chesher I'm like a snake from a long time. A lot of treasure. Almost snow. So it's my goal this week to make little ciggies going. Yeah, I like that. Do it, do it, do it. So speaking of little ciggies, back in in Jersey, Melania's got her hands stuck in a jar.

Like literally just like her parents. Yeah, that's basically it. She's basically a nightmare in the kitchen. Jacinto is making pasta, just like Teresa is across the world. The sink is leaking. Uncle Joe comes by, Melania's sassing off to him. Just the usual.

I'm a man and you're a girl's. And maybe Teresa don't got the strength to deal with you, but I do. Sit up Melania and she's like now He's like, okay now that I've got your attention. I was like, yeah, wait a wait a roll the roost She's like still leaning over on the couch like fuck you Yeah, exactly So he's like let's have a let's throw a surprise birthday party for your mom because she's been working so hard because you guys are the devil

I'm like yeah, and then the back I thought is SIGGI here because we hear, oh, it's no, no, he's just making, he's just cooking. So back in Italy, Danielle is doing yoga in her room and she's like, namaste bitches. I'm in Milan, which is an honor reference to Dean Amonzo's tagline, which I found kind of odd. Well, it's not odd because Danielle hates Danielle and Dean have a long standing feud so it's her way of being like, I'm on the show now, bitches. Oh, I see. Oh, Danielle, so tricky.

I think this show makes me even dumber. Yeah. Yes, it makes all of us dumber. So then we see a classic Marge having a taking a bubble bath. And she's like, in this little bath, taking a bubble bath, trying to be luxurious. And then she's also getting her coffee refilled by some lady.

And she's like, the room service. And she's like, have a nice day. Oh my God, my eyes are burned forever. I told myself I ain't doing that ever. It's like, wait, before you go, my eyes are burned forever. I told myself I ain't to deliver. It's like, wait, before you go, more cream, please. More cream, okay? So I don't take it. I mean, I said Calgon, take me away,

but then everybody says already in the lawn, so I don't have to go anywhere. It's crazy, classic modge. Good time in Italy turned into an international fucking incident. If any confetti can throw in the floor, he'd make me feel at home. Any waffle fries? Do you have any soggy waffle fries we can borrow enough and to finish?

Hey, do me a favor. Turn off all your ovens downstairs and just pretend I'm at home, okay? How about this? Just tear down some wallpaper and we'll call up Joe. My husband and I'll have that. Well, come over and I'll spend nine years trying to fix it. That's how long I've taken him to make. Fix my great room. I don't even know if it's going to be a finished room at all. It's not even a great room. You know, it is a mediocre room. That's what I'm just calling a mediocre room. Classic Marge mediocre room. Do me a favor before you leave.

Make sure all the pilot lights are turned off. Okay? I don't want anything working in here. This whole place is going to blow. Light a match. It's going to blow. And Danielle's like, I can't blow jobs. Yeah, we know Danielle.

It's like from the room over. We know you're very sexy Danielle, okay So singing to Loris a sick east coming to Loris's hair and she's like the Laura's just hair is so thick, okay It's like the tension in this room. Oh look there Danielle. Where you going? A bomb it's for that's a Jewish thing Maybe you don't know anything about it on count of you being anti-Somatic. It's like, whoa, Danielle, what Danielle, what can you do anything? For once.

Yeah. And Danielle's dressed like, I don't know, she's gonna fuck half of Italy. She's like in this really sexy cocktail dress. And she's like, I'm going to a shoe factory. Danielle, meanwhile, is like on overcharge, not overcharge, overdrive with like her sexual innuendos because she's like, yeah, Marty and I had a lot of sex last night. Yeah, I'm dressed up.

I'm going to shoot factory where I'm going to fuck a shoe. To love. Get me a comfy, pumped, get in. I'm a shoe geek. So she's trying to lecture, She's kind of trying to lecture SIGGI. She's like, well, what about last night? And SIGGI's like, yeah, what about last night? We all ate thanks to me. Marge said a very nice thing. I get it. And Danielle's like, so you're acknowledging that because you said you wanted an apology and then you got it and then you didn't regift the apology you know you got to pay it forward otherwise

you're just paying and then nobody's getting anything in return and they try and return the dress they try and return the dress with that attack and then they won't accept the dress back because it smells like pasta which you spilled on this dress. Oh my God, I'm going to kill you. You calling me garbage. No, but I am asking, what's in your wallet? You know, I actually felt like Daniel, Daniel was right. You listen, Siggie, you can't sit there in the middle of your like park picnic and complain about the fact that you just want, you just want Margaret to apologize, you just want an apology, you just want an apology. And then here she apologizes, and you don't even like, acknowledge it,

you don't even say thank you, it's like, you can't have it both ways, okay? Sorry, and Danielle's like, anti-Semite is a big word, which is why no one on this show could say it. Have you ever seen it on a crossword? I don't think so. Have you ever seen a crossword? I don't think so. Do you even know what a crossword is? I don't think so. Have you ever seen a crossword?

I don't think so. Do you even know what a crossword is? I don't think so because I don't know what it is. Is it like a word that's like shit in the shape of a cross? Oh my god Jesus. I'm sorry. Jesus, that's the automatic. And Siggie's like, I have the right to my opinion. My opinion that someone's an anti-Semite. Oh my god. And Dolores is like, you know what? I don't need advice from Danielle. And if she was giving me advice, I'd drag her by her stupid extensions outside of this hotel room. Okay. I don't take life advice from this woman. Now, the Home Depot monthly trade of Joe's flyer. Yes, I will take their

advice because you know what caught can do a lot. Bugs will come to give that. Listen, I've been to this part of the zoo before. I've seen a Danielle give advice to the, to the occupies. Okay, I've seen her do that. And guess what? They all died. Okay, I don't need it. I don't need it.

I don't need Danielle giving advice to polar bears. Okay, unique to polar bear. You know why he died young? Because Danielle was in the zoo giving advice. I've been there before. It is obnoxious. It Danielle crazy pants is in there. I'm not sure if he's that young. Kateranya was in the zoo giving advice. I've been there before. It is obnoxious that Danielle, crazy pants, is in there in some come fucking address

when she's about to go see shoes. And then is like kind of lecturing in her nice girl voice when she's like one of the craziest people the show has ever seen. And she's like, okay, bye. And Dolores is like, bye, bye. Okay, go like, bye. Bye. Okay, go now. Bye. Oh, it's a horse. Hey, it's so great. Welcome back, scumbag. Welcome back, scumbag. How

day you triggered. So Danielle and Marge go off to the factory and they're in the van. And, you know, Danielle is like, oh, man, Marty must be exhausted. I mean, we did have phone sex last night, laid into the night, phone sex, because we have sex all the time, just sex, sex with Marty, Marty sex. I'm always like, oh, oh, Marty. And he's like, oh, oh, Dan Yell.

And I'm like, yeah. And Marty's just like, yeah, well, you know, it's the three-stem, You probably exhausted him and Tiri. You're probably both just like leaning over just like sweating and exhausted, like center of the towel. Okay. We make those to make back the collection. You know, so Danielle's like, well, I did have a talk

with Ziggy today. You know, look, I said blah, blah, blah, but look, a bigger thing, anti-Semite, that is an international insults. Unless you're an anti-Semite. And Marge is like, especially to me who raised you as children, okay? She aligned me with the hate group, okay? I don't even want an apology. I'm aligned with the hate group, okay?

I don't even need an apology. Fuck off. So, Triansiggy are like having a little friend date and Tree takes her to a picture of Jesus And she's like here we come upon a big picture of Jesus Thanks, yeah, it's to our guy Yeah, Teresa's basically like I know you felt bad about not being able to be at the Boga retones memorials for my mom, which is real specials and stuff So I thought you'd come along here to a church is so that we could praise for her

And you could feel like that you could feel like I love you as a friend again and think is like this is wonderful and beautiful Although I can't help but notice if this is not a synagogue Now that's a person with compassion. Yeah me. No Jesus. You don't kind of believe in him to appreciate him. Am I right? So Teresa's like, well, I wish mom was with me. Look Teresa, she's not mad that she missed your mom's memorial. She was mad that she like kind of wasn't invited.

You know that she might like a bigger thing, right? Like her new friend came in and then like cut out Ziggy and Dolores, which was still a pretty dick move. Yeah. So Teresa starts talking about her mom, which is sad, you know, it's fun to make fun of Teresa, but you know, that doesn't get less sad. Yeah. But then Ziggy starts talking about how, you know, starts talking about her issues with

Marge and she's saying how it pretty much all started with the soggy flicker comment. And Trees like, yeah, I get it. I've been called things like I was called an adultery by Kim D. She's called a concept. Like the entire concept of adultery is Teresa. Hey, Ben, do not adultery on your boyfriend. Okay. Do not Teresa. Do not Teresa do not Teresa on your boy. Oh, I will I will be sure not to adultery You to reset on me So so yeah now Sigi is saying um like well, because that tree's like Teresa's like yeah But what you said last time I was real nice is and stuff right and Sigi's like well the time to apologize was the first dinner Not last night. It's like, I mean, come on now. And even Teresa was like,

well, there was no time for the apologize. It was crazy, she's in fighting and stuff. And Danielle was trash and dismissive stuff. She should have waited until the last supper. It's like right in front of the Jesus picture. So they started getting into a semantics fight, which is funny, since they don't know what that is either. But she's like, it started with soggy. She's like, do you think adultery? You think being called adultery isn't bad. She's like, her dessert, her dessert.

And Teresa's like, there's levels of hurt. Okay. There's like stubby toe hurt. There's like people is saying you're an adultery. There's, you got boned up against the winery tree with the one sticking in your back hurt. Yeah. There's like, trees levels of hurt. But trees is actually right here, because I mean, I agree, hurt is hurt. Like, if you're hurt, you're hurt.

Like, what can you say about it? But it's more like, I'm not debating that if you're hurt, you're hurt, you have a reason. Like, if you're hurt, you should expect an apology, of course. But I think the, what really needs to be addressed here is, why are you so hurt by a soggy flicker? Because it could have been so much worse. Like, it was like a nothing, you know, compared to being called an adulterer or an anti-Semite, you know, and you're just called like soggy, like a little

thing. So like the fact that you allow yourself to be that hurt over such a small stupid like. Because of childhood trauma, they called me cigarette flicker. Oh, I forgot about that. Yeah, she's got like a very deep trauma about everything, but it's only if mark, it's only if Margaret says it. Siggie to see monster. Wasn't that one of them? Siggie to see monster. Which sounds like the cutest spinoff ever. But she just ruined any chance of ever

happening. The most adorable... adorable taunt. Sorry, I started burp. That is. It's like SIGGI THE SEEMONSTU. How cute! We want to make a plush doll of you.

How dare you call me plush! When I've always worried about my plate. You know I hate this don't tumble pilot. How dare you call me plus when I've always worried about my plate. You know, I hate this don't double pilot. How dare you call me blush. I still have never worn blush just because it rhymes with that trigger from childhood. So listen to Loris and I guess it's just that real quickly. There was that we did see Daniel and Margaret at the shoe factory With this sort of like walked around and looked at shoes and there was like a guy It was like a gay cobbler and he's like, oh, you're going to convert me You're gonna steal me away from my boyfriend and Marge is like, oh, why can't do that? You think I can do this because I'm wearing a slip

Huh, I'm going to step to the shoe factory. It's part of the Macbeth collection actually. You think I can turn it? Give me a number. I'm going to turn you right now. It's hilarious classic mod. The game truly loved me. She goes, how long does it take to make a pair of shoes? The lady's like, fully hours.

She's like, I've got that's too much. Like, nothing at rest for less takes three hours to make, okay? Like I need a bold. I need to pour some rubber in there and I need it to come out. And I need those heels to be very high because everyone know, March loves high heels, okay? March needs high heels.

I mean, what are we on? Like Gilligan's Island right now, like a three hour tour for these shoes. It's like a little bit too much for me if you ask me. I mean, it's like too much. It's like making, what are you doing? Like, with all the time,

making like little flower volcanoes again and making me do pasta, what you're making the shoes, the way I'm doing the shoes dry. Like, I don't need like a high heel not a short heel that takes three I was too much classic much speaking of Gilligan's Island look I wanted ginger on a Mary ampudge it can you do that if not just point me the way to someone who could do it okay I wasted a trip to Milan I've been totally horrified here okay I want luxury footless and I say luxury footless I mean like I want a yacht but I want to look like a canoe okay you know that's what I'm saying I want luxury footless and I say luxury footless I mean like I want a yacht but I want

to look like a canoe okay you know that's what I'm saying I want to do like below deck both can use the canoe version so it's more like below bar because you know you have to sit below in those bars whatever so Melissa and Dolores are having a little friend walk and date at gelato and Melissa's posing in front of a phone booth and she's like oh my god. It's a phone with a cord take a picture And Laura says like I will never make fun of Tourists again, okay, I'm horrified So then they talk about their men and Melissa's like oh did you talk to one of your boy your husband to your boyfriend within 24 hours?

And she's like no, I don't care like I'm past the point where I care I'm listening like I would care and then Dolores looks at her and she goes it's no, I don't care. Like, I'm past the point where I care. I'm listening like, I would care. And then Dolores looks at her and she goes, it's nice to hear other people's opinions. That's my favorite part of the zoo. The opinion part. Yeah, basically, my opinion is a monkey throw and shit at your face, but you know, it's that part of the zoo

So yeah, exactly So yeah, so they're having gelato Is this what this is where she talks about the Franks, right? Yeah, she's like I having Frank is the best of both worlds Okay, I've I have fun with my boyfriend You know, I sit on his motorcycle in the living room We pretend that would you know taking a jot downtown. I dust it and I go back to Frank, you know, I sit on his motorcycle in the living room. We pretend that we're taking a jaunt downtown. I dust it and I go back to Frank, you know, and he's like swiftest we bring,

swiftest weeping the kitchen in circles. You know, it's like the best of both worlds. I couldn't ask for a better friend, a better companion. It's like, which one are you talking about? Yeah, I know. Well, what was funny about her saying that is there was something very ambiguous,

but she's like, well, you know, I have fun with my boyfriend and then I come home to Frank. And you know, I'm like, well, you know, I go, I have, I have fun with my boyfriend, and then I come home to Frank. And, you know, I'm like, what do you mean? And you know, like, what are you coming home to Frank? And what? I'm reading into those ellipses. Yes. I don't, I don't think you can. But it's a loris. It's pretty specific. Yeah. That's true. So again, I come home to Frank and then we go to the hallmok store and we'll pick up the georins. So let's see. They even talk about margins, you know, this whole. Yeah, even Dolores admits, even Dolores admits has gone on too far. And that's a yes, a lot of it. It's like, that's bad when even Dolores is like, yeah, maybe too much. Yeah. She's like, look, I'm very loyal, but you know,

I can't just follow orders all the time. And I'm like, oh my god, someone's finally learning about actual history on this show. So now's where they're all getting ready. They're all getting done. It's like a extended BB commercial. Yeah. Exactly. And Melissa, she goes over to Marge's room. She's like, oh my god, look at you.

I know. I just put on a little pink sun, a little sun. It's like, I feel like I'm like Marilyn Monroe meets a poodle, minus Marilyn Monroe. Okay, classic much. Melissa's so dumb. She's like, what do I want to call you? She's like, I don't know, Marilyn,

Marilyn Rivers, Don't River, Marilyn Rivers, Monroe Rivers, Monroe Dome, Don't Row, I don't know what, Joe Joe. Joe, Joe Joe, Casey and Joe Joe. You can be my Casey, I'll be know what Joe Joe Joe KC and Joe Joe you can be my KC I'll be your Joe Joe. I'm she's wearing a pink fur with a skin tight dress where her boobs are just spilling over and I love it and I love that she's about to cry with this outfit on this is the best show to cry and the loudest tackiest outfit of all time. And Melissa gives her a gift saying I just want to say thank you for letting me

come along on your trip. I'm like, Oh, now you acknowledge that that's that's the largest trip when you told everyone like, Oh, I got us all hotel rooms. I want to invite you all on my trip. Like, but you only do them private. I see the way you work, bitch. I see you. Yes.

And you also got to the cheapest fucking thing in the jewelry store. Okay. The only thing cheaper that you could have gotten her was the key chain. Okay. She's like, look, it's a chomspray slit. Oh my god. Yeah, Margaret's like, you know what, Melissa's like my spirit animal. She's just like, there's a dog, but you know what, she's like a pigeon and a gutta, and that's my spirit animal. Okay, I love her. I just want to throw little breadcrumbs at her and see how long before she can't resist and take one. I want to see how many chili before stomach explodes right there in the park.

I'm gonna throw like a bunch of breadcrumbs, but they'll be like a little bit alka-seltzer mixed in. See which one she picks. She's a jack one. Well, a Volkswagen. Well, a Miata. Well, a Mazda. Okay, I don't know. She's a PT cruiser.

She's okay, you go. All right, let's sort of close the Balkans. And Melissa's like, yeah, being with you is the best part. You know, like, I didn't even know about Trigger, oh, Margaret's like, I don't even know there was such a thing as Trigger words. I'm like, do you not have Tumblr, ma'am? And Melissa's like, well, there are.

And she goes, do you have any Trigger words? And Melissa goes, well, it used to be Strippa. And then they show that clip on the party bus with the strippers Well, when Melania is dancing on it, she's like, look, I'm Melissa Melissa's like deep breath deep breath. She's like nowadays my trick is probably just sprinkles. Yeah classic Classic scene on the stripper pole. Yeah So um now it's time for dinner.

They're doing it in a private room in the hotel, because they knew better than to go out and public for dinner anymore. Yeah, Teresa is like, if it's a disaster, at least this way is contained. Yeah. Lockdown, everyone's all locked down. Oh my God, I'm triggered. Man.

Ha, ha, ha. Oh my god, I'm triggered. Man. Ha ha ha ha. So they, the dinner starts off with a toast and Seagulls like, I would just like to interrupt this toast to say Margaret last night you said something very nice and I just needed time to process and I don't think anybody should have a reference Hitler and I and I want to believe that you're not anti-Semitic. Margaret's like, mmm. Yeah. Margaret is pissed now, okay. Margaret has stayed calm and tried to work with you, Sikki. But it's over now. So she's like, look, I know Hitler

is, I know Hitler is a trigger word for you, okay? And I said, I'm sorry, now that said, do you genuinely feel I'm anti-Semitic? And so he's like, I wanna believe you're not, but it didn't come out of the sky, okay? First you said soggy, and then random other comments, which I'm still waiting to get printed on baseball caps so that I'm gonna prompt the front of the future. And then you said the Hitler, and I said,

well, maybe it's because she's anti-Semitic. But if I hurt your feelings, I apologize. But just the biggest bullshit. That is the biggest bullshit apology. And second of all, none of that is even true. That is not how it happened. You didn't say maybe she's anti-Semitic. You said you're anti-Semitic. Okay. It's very different. And on top of that, what sort of bullshit logic is that? Okay, I am going to revisit my rant from last week. When you have a logic like that, which is,

well, you said a few mean things to me, and then you mentioned Hitler. So then I thought, you know, maybe you're anti-Semitic. That's like the sort of like, like the fact that she goes to anti-Semitism so quickly, it's that stupid reasoning that will make people think that Jews are sensitive, quote, I'm gonna sniff, which it's no flake is actually, I think my trigger word,

because I think it's just annoying stupid term. But it makes people like, oh, like the moment you say something bad, I've very used to be like, oh, you're anti-semitic, and it's not even a Jewish thing, it's like, you know, a lot of groups, probably, I've faced that thing where it's like, you know, people think that, oh, like, oh, I, like, you know, people think that oh, like, oh, I like The moment you say this, oh, I'm racist now the moment say this. Oh, I'm anti-Semitic now. There are a lot of people who are like very

people who Like people who are very I'm trying not to use word sensitive and trigger over and over and over again But they're very people are very quick to be like, oh, I can't say anything about that person because the next thing you know, they'll accuse me of being anti-Semitic. And I think like most Jews would be like, no, we would not do that. But then you have someone like, Sige, who actually does that. And it makes all Jews look bad. And it's just a word for other races and groups, etc. You know? Every group who does that, he's like, Oh, you're doing this because I'm gay or because I'm

whatever. Yeah. We don't all it's because you're a asshole. We don't all do that. We don't all do that, but then there are people on the other side who would say who then all of a sudden use that one person, use that one sticky flicker and it's like, oh, well, you know, you can't ever say anything from a Jew because next thing you know, they're accusing you of being anti-Semitic. And so it's like, don't give them, don't fuel their fire, Sige. My trigger word is triggered.

I'm really sick of that fucking word. Okay. Everything is triggering at all times. Like you're allowed to be upset by things. Okay. It's not the end of the world. There will be no trigger warning. There's a possibility you're going to be upset.

And that's okay. Okay. The whole world doesn't revolve around our feelings about every god damn little thing. You know, I'm glad that the world is more sensitive, but this is too much. Okay. I actually don't mind the word triggered. I just, I only mind that it's like, I only mind that like for some reason it's been linked to some sort of like crazy leftist

view, like only people on the left are triggered. I mean, tresing black Jesus. It's what happens. You know, it's like, you're like, time will tell you. Black Santa. I meant black Santa. Either way, they're both the point is this. I'm just saying like everyone has triggers.

Like it's not just some like leftists, you know, thing like, oh, no, I can't be good. It's everyone hears things when they hear them. They see red. And like you said, we all do. And that's like part of life So you know whatever I'm not denying anyone that that someone can be triggered What I don't like is when you've had time to think about it and your trigger has now like Settle back down again, and you can be like oh sorry. I was actually just triggered. It wasn't really anything about it

Makes me fucking crazy so she's calling her out So she's like so you think I'm anti-stimatic and she's like, I want to believe you're not. I, you know, I kind of apologize. And she's like, ah, look, it's not about my feelings. Okay. You will line me with the hate group. Okay. Yeah. It could hurt my relationship, it could hurt my business. Everyone I know outside of here is Jewish. Okay. Every what? Like everyone in my circle is Jewish. It's relationship ending is career ending. And she's like, but that's when I, that's how I felt when you said Hitler's name, no bitch. And Margaret did not let her do it.

And she's like, oh, is Hitler's name career ruining to sound ruin careers? Well, like maybe if you said, Hi, Hitler, but like, you know, like maybe if you like marched down to Virginia, but the thing is that like, you know, I really, really respected the way that Margaret Handel herself during this because when Siggy said, but if I heard your feelings, I apologize for that, which is such a bullshit bandaid, you know, to be like, I just called you anti-Semitic, I've gone on the record

on national TV saying that you're an anti-Semi, but if I heard your feelings, I apologize. You know, I really like that, March said, don't be sorry for the way I feel, be sorry for what you did. Apology 101, I'm putting my hands out. Like I look like an Indian goddess right now, but my hands are at right now. This means I'm serious. Okay. My hands are out. Poms are facing the sky. I'm mad. Apology 101. Cause everyone cow towels to the loudest person, you know, and she's not doing it now. She's like, no, I'm not doing it. You don't get to just fucking start sobbing. And then everybody kisses your ass, okay, bitch? So she tells her quietly, you know, she tells her calmly, but firmly.

And then she's like, so am I? And she's like, okay, well, maybe down the road, I could see how you could feel blah, blah, blah, but I don't think you're anti-Semitic. And Melissa's like, what I hear her saying is that she doesn't believe that you're like that. And she's like, I don't believe she's anti-Semitic. She's anti-siggy. Well, that's different. And it's also way more understandable at this point. You know what I mean? Yeah, by the way, in life, it's possible for people just to not like you. And it doesn't mean they don't like your ethnicity or religion or creed or sexual orientation.

They just don't like you. Yeah, they just don't like you because you're being an asshole right now. Yeah. Oh, okay. Well, you know, you know how you're compassionate for yourself and your own mistakes. Look, look how you're forgiving yourself. You don't stick to your own rules with other people. And she's like, well, when I'm attacked, she's like, no, Margaret.

So it's like no bitch. It's like, that's when I'm attacked, and she's like, no, Margaret's like no bitch. Yeah, she's like, that's an excuse, which is great. And it's great. I'm only human. Oh, shut up with that. Shut up, you know, Perry. Yeah, shut up.

And she's like, you think of yourself, but no one else. And she's like, you should know better than to think I would hurt you. I told you I wouldn't hurt you to the core. You're in your head with me. You're always in your head with me. And she goes, yes, we are, I am. And they're all eating while they're fighting,

which is why I love this show. They don't let the food sit there. Here's the thing. So I think Siggy's strongest point is the one where she said that she basically felt abandoned by her friend. She felt like she brought her friend into this group and the friend turned her back on her. And she goes, it's like I took someone to a wedding

and then you abandoned me at cocktail hour, which I think is a very, I think it's a very strong analogy. It's like, oh, I get that. I really do get that. And I feel like if Seagie had been a little bit more honest about that feeling. Seagie started at that party when she started yelling at her. Like she is. Yeah, but that's not like a margin. She just came in and was like, let's all ignore Seagie. Seagie started throwing a fit and sobbing and yelling at everybody and left. And then she acts like Margaret did something wrong. Like Sige, I love watching Sige. I hope she stays on the show forever. I love Sige. This is just all constructive criticism. And like Sige, it's almost like we're trying

to say to Sige, we love you in a weird way. we get you, but this is how you have to communicate. This is how you have to relay what you're saying, because what you're doing is, it's you're not helping your case right now. Not at all. Not at all. Not at all. She's acting like a goddamn fool.

And it would be different if she had kind of changed her mind or acted different, but she's still on Twitter acting a damn fool. I've said about Saga while she sells the hat. Like, I can't feel, but I can't take that seriously if you're really putting up on a hat and selling it. You're that upset. She's showing it at the same time.

Yeah. And Marge had it totally right. She's like, her apologies bullshit, but she can see that I'm bonding now with these girls and I'm around to stay. So sorry, classic March, classic tone, Joan may be dead, but she's always in her head. Okay, that ride, just like Dr. Seuss, who's always still around, you know, who do you think of when you get green eggs, Dr. Seuss, that's what you get with March. Okay, I'm here to stay. Anyway, girls, you know, I really don't like those. I called the anti-Semite, but you're all invited to my birthday. It's studio 54 theme. They're like, oh, cool.

And trees is like, hey, what, what, studio, you're turning 54. What has a, They're like, Oh, cool. And trees is like, hey, what, what, what, studio, you're telling 54 what has a they're like, no, disco, it's the time, you know, to research, when all the best music came out, you know, Donna Samas, BG's bagels, no, pastors, no, Teresa, music, I was born in the 70s. Yes, so was March. You idiot. That's why it's just go party. Oh, I guess it. So we so what we're supposed to we're supposed to go then this someone no no disco is a sort of genre doesn't mean you just and then go. right? Doesn't mean you just and then go. No.

Well, it's the first dinner we've had on this show without wine being thrown or chairs being upturned or, you know, food being flung across the room. So congratulations, you're all grown up. Congratulations. Congratulations. So that was it for New Jersey. And before we sign off for the holidays, since we don't, we're not doing an episode tomorrow, we don't we're not doing an episode tomorrow. Why don't we do like one last crap and mailbag for 2017, shall we? Let's do it.

Question number one, how does trigger fish taste? No, just kidding. That was just something that was up This one comes from Ilsa Wolf. She says I think I already really like this If you could have any Galer girl join the cast of real house size of New York City Which would it be and how would they interact with the current cast hashtag art Basel? Oh my gosh, well, I think the only one for me that would really work is Liz, because the other girls would just be quiet. That girl about Oregon wine or whatever that obnoxious girl. I would like to see her probably the most, but I think she wouldn't react. She would just say things in the talking heads. Yeah, she would just be run over

by the Dorenda train, whereas Liz would be like, which Asian knocked over my martini and she would be like, oh, it's not for me. It's me. Hey, me. I think those girls would be real a whole show because Bethany would be like, huh, you want to go do some rails in the bathroom, huh? And they'd all be like, yeah, that girl would be like, is it from Oregon? Because no, if the cocaine is from Oregon, they know, but if that girl would be like, is it from Oregon? Because no, if the cocaine

is from Oregon, the no, but if it's from anywhere else, meet you and the girls. Yeah. I mean, I think that maybe, I mean, Angela could be, could be good on an, Angela was the Asian girl on the show who was like, she said so many ridiculous things. She's like, don't spell, she's like, don't spell, don't things. She's like, don't spell the pictures like don't spell, best of mail on my trash. That was like her quote or something like that. Oh my goodness. On the show because she's like Carol Carol's like her. She's like, I'm a photographer. Look, I'm taking pictures in a rally. Remember that girl. She's like, I'm a photographer. So basically what I'm

doing is I'm taking a ride to Polaroid and I'm taking pictures and then they automatically print because art and then I hang them up and people are like, oh my god, that's like so, like that's so old. That's like from a one time ago. All right. She was doing that thing where she took a picture and it was like blurry, but she's like, no, the blur is cool because they're like reflex or reality.

So I'm putting it up on the wall. Art. Art. Art. All right. All right. Oh, yeah. You know what? I don't even want to leave the Gallagher Girl's space. I feel like that's the perfect note to end 2017. So it was a super short mail bag plus Ronnie has to go to the airport.

Yeah, I have to go to the airport. I could try to make it sound like a very long Jersey recap. It was long and as we started doing the mail bag, Ryan, I was like, I have to go to the airport Ben. So I was like, oh, first, it was time. You don't know what that. There's nobody at Starbucks today. So I was like, oh, shit, the airport's going to be a nightmare.

I better get out of that. You need to get your global entry on. You know, I'm going to, but Ben, it's so hard. You make an appointment and you have to go down there and you have to go through an interview. Wow, here's all this money. I'm not going to get it. They just sent it't know. Here's all this money. I'm not going to get they just send it to me. Okay, you know what? I'm here with an excuse right now.

I'm not hearing anything that like resonates with classic march. All right. So just do it. Okay. It's not an excuse. It's a reason. I can't get global entry when I feel attacked with the global exit. I'm gonna close it back. Back. I'm tailed back. Yeah.

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