Watch What Crappens - RHONJ: Broken Sass

Episode Date: May 19, 2022

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Hi, everybody. Welcome to the show. Thanks so much for being here with us today. It's actually a very sad day here at Watch It Crappens, because this is the last reunion with this formation of housewives. We have gotten pretty used to this. This has been, what would they say, this is a five-year streak or a four-year streak, something of this exact same cash formation.

Guys, I'm, I'm, I'm missing a ready. Day? and guys, I'm, I'm missing a ready, okay? Well, we don't know for sure. It's not official that anyone's been fired, right? Well, I don't think anyone's been fired. I mean, Tracy never even, they cut her ass and even out of the reunion. And she showed up to the reunion.

Now, that's really sad. Like, when you show up, you get all dressed up, you put on your straw extensions. I mean, the girl looked like a damn corn stock, okay. She looked like a October fest is what she looked like. I felt so bad. I think that they cut her out after I think they cut her out after this on that photo of her that when they release all the photos in the reunion, and Drake, it was Danny, they're like hunched over like a, like some strange, like, birch tree that had come to life. Yeah.

She looked like a stock of corn and like gold foil wrapper, you know, poor thing. Bless you, Tracy. You were that bad, Tracy. Yeah. Tracy, all that fun stuff you did. Me neither. But still, you got a pretty trash.

You're married to Tiki Barber. Yeah, you know what, Tracy, at the end of the day, you can be happy knowing you found something miserable. You felt miserable. Okay, bye, bye, Tracy. Just kidding. This isn't to kick Tracy while she's, well, I was going to say down, but not around.

It's not to kick Tracy while she's not around. But, you know, she didn't count because she didn't even get to the median. And Jackie, supposedly, has been to Moody, who knows, but they're get to the median. And Jackie supposedly has been to MoDit, who knows. But they're going to add people. It's just not the same bus. It's not the same bus full of people. And you know what, we're just going to have to be OK with it.

Yeah, I just hope that this isn't that moment. Remember when Roni had some seasons that were so amazing, and then I almost feel like the beginning of the end was when Barbara arrived. And it was still a good season, everything. But once Barbara arrived, we didn't really need Barbara. I don't know why they added Barbara. She didn't do a huge amount. And we should have known right then and there the end was coming, but we just didn't think it was possible.

And I just don't want to have another Barbara situation. I have a life at the roundhouse. You know, fucked up the fungshare of everything. It really did. That roundhouse killed it. But you know what, we can cry about New York for the next decade of our lives. Today, we're here to cry about Real House Sons of Dangerous Eat. So let's get into it.

It is the third part of the Jersey reunion. And as far as plugging the other stuff, take a seat every Monday. Okay, we're there every Monday night. I'll Spotify live at 7pm, Pacific 10pm, Eastern time to talk to you guys. You talk to us. You talk to each other. We laugh and laugh and laugh. It's a live show every Monday night, 7pm, Spotify live. Thanks to everyone who comes to that. This is a video recap. We're on the video today. It's Crappens on Demand on Patreon. We're also doing Beverly Hills tomorrow on Demand on Patreon. Big episode where people fight over who paid for tickets to an Elton John, AIDS fundraiser. That's fine. And our bonus was Top Chef this week.

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I'm gonna go. Okay, lean into it, lean into it, Romney. I don't know why. Okay, so me and me are on the wall. Who the fairest is, stop them while. So we ended up with Teresa twirling around in her terrible broken glass dress, which is the most fitting dress she's ever worn

on the show. And here we are. Andy's having a fit. Andy is losing his mind. The clip-fanger was Andy standing up and just screaming at them being like, you were all talking so shut. Ah! And now the intense conclusion of real out like, you're going to be, you're going to be

going to be, you're going to be, you're going to be, you're going to be, you're going to be, you're going to be, you're going to be, you're going to be, you're going to be going to be, you're going to be, you're going to be, you're going to be, you're going to be, you're going to be, you're going to be, you're going to be, you're going to be going to be, you're going to be, you're going to be, you're going to be, you're going to be, you're going to be, you're going to be, you're going to be, you're going to be, you're going to be, you're going to be, you're going to be, you're going to be, you're going to be me balls. So he's screaming and he goes, shut up. I have a dinner, I have a dinner reservation. Honestly. And Teresa is like, yeah, Teresa has some computation issues this episode. So like she definitely gets like her, her system definitely gets clogged up a few times or Spinning wheels happening in her eyeball. Yeah, Teresa needs to get some McAfee virus servers in her software and her she's she's the Teresa is a spinning beach wall this entire She's updated her iOS

You need to have to get trash you need to have to do the trash. You need to have to get the trash girl. It's over full. Slow it down your memory. There's some malware up in there. So Andy is like, I want to get back to Jennifer. Jennifer, you found out about the affair. Was this a one time thing? And she's like, no, that's just for months, a couple of months. And I said, Bill, she wanted to force. And I said, of course not, baby. And then he had to get away to Miami. Excuse me. You just found out your husband was fucking somebody else for two months. And then he got on a plane to Miami and he's not burnt to death.

Listen, you can say whatever you want about Jen. But any man out there can shut the fuck up because this is the kindest wife you'll ever meet. I would never, he would be dead. There would be a bag of bones, literal bones in a bag on their way to Miami after that shit. Could have been worse. You could have been going to Tampa. So he goes, which is a Ralph pitman reference, not an anti-tample reference. So anyway, so Jen's like,

you saw when I found him down there, I didn't trust him. So I had my brother call the hotel and said, hello, I'm Dr. Aiden, baby, my wife is gonna be me at the hotel, so please leave. I keep a room for 16, baby. And then Dolores goes, oh, good one. Good one. Also, fuck this hotel. I can't believe you say the name of the hotel because I'm never staying there. It's like the worst security

of all time. Yeah. I can eat it. It's an 80s detective show with Lonnie Anderson and Wimbledon Carter. You know, they're like, Hello, I am the wife of the husband could you please leave my wife a key at the hotel? They have to infiltrate the hotel by wearing like, ballroom gowns because there's a gal of that night. And that's the music the whole time. And she jikensin is a maid undercover. I watched the show.

I loved it. So Andy's like, so did you really not think about that for 10 years. I'm saying never, never Andy. You know, Jennifer's extra is can be. And Dolores is like, this is what I'm trying to explain. All right. Sometimes you have the man who does things and regrets them. And you forgive them. And then they try Frank.

He was never even there. And Teresa's like, yeah, that's why you left him right. I said, Frank, you never hear. He said nothing. You know why? Because it was the couch I was talking to. Frank wasn't even there. So there I am talking to a couch.

I said, you get out of my house, you bastard. And guess what? He didn't because he was the couch at that moment. Catchers don't have legs. And I said, what are you gonna do? I said, Frank, here's the phone. Caller and teller it's off, and you can stay. And guess what he did?

Nothing, because it was a couch? No, Frank was backed by now. Keep up, Andy. I mean, what the hell? The lessons we learned is, if you have a husband and a son both named Frank, don't name yourself a Frank do it that's just two three the rule of three's they say can't do everything in three is in comedy but in

family do everything in two's okay only two Frank's. So let's see so Jennifer she's like yeah she's like it's not black and white Andy he's a good man and he did a bad thing because Because by the way, she said when she went down to Miami, that she surprised Bill and he thought it was so hot and reinvigorated their marriage and they decided, or she decided at that moment, I was never gonna think about it or talk about it ever again. I'm like, okay, that sounds like a really healthy way

you guys have dealt with this situation here. I think it's the healthiest way, honestly. I mean, a talk of my answer isn't always the best idea. I've regretted talking things through, making things okay with people. It makes me more bitter lately. I prefer just ignoring it. I don't want to hear your lies and your excuses. If I decide to ignore the shit, I decide to ignore it.

If I don't, one day I have an excuse to fucking slash the tires on your car and set a fire in your dashboard, okay? Because we did not talk about it. Yeah. Don't communicate. That's my advice. Yes, no, no.

Have, instead of communicating, have dinners with loud silverware, and not a lot of talking. Yes. If you have something to say, you say, there's a Dorito crumb on the floor is that on purpose? You've been sweeping out here. That's how to deal with things.

It's a Samaritan. So Andy's like, so how has it brought you guys closer having to deal with this affair? And Jennifer's like, absolutely. And I know it looked like Bill was checked out on camera, but he was very comfortable with having tough conversations on camera, plus he was a little checked out. He didn't know how to be as far right as me,

not everyone else in my gift, Andy. I know. I love to be the checked out, especially how this seems like, this is checked out. What do I do this to check down? I know that like we did literally check out of the hotel when we repelled on marriage But he's not actually checked out baby

And this is this is while always really love Jen, you know First of all, I love every one of this cast someone commented like your Jen hatred. Oh fuck off You know, I don't have any Jen hatred. I love hey, I love everyone in this cast someone commented like your Jen hatred. Oh fuck off. You know, I don't have any Jen hatred I love hey, I love Jen. I just hate on her. This is my hobby. Okay, if you can't take it back off go wait in the parking lot Go it outside sir But anyway This is why I'll always love Jen because she lives like me in a way. You know, she gets mad and she screams, and then she's fine. She's like, what?

You know, never was like, but you just screamed. And she's like, no, I didn't. And she says things like this. She's like, no, I couldn't talk about it for 10 years. How I could do was cry in my car. And he's like, but why? You didn't, you have friends and people to talk. You have a family.

And she's like, I'm not talking to my mother and my children and just crying in my car. I'm like, that's how you deal with it and see if she and his happy. Oh gosh, John, settle down Rebecca DeMorne. I cried in my car. The cars are so poor. They're to cry and do TikToks apparently. A lot of people do TikToks and cameos and cars. My dream is to see someone crying in traffic because I feel like it's happening all around me

But I've yet to actually see it happen because I know there are people who are crying in the car next to me I know it. I know it. I know it. I know you'll know what if it's me because I look over at the other cars Just so they can see me crying just so I can see if they feel anything towards me, you know Thanks to that car. You saw me crying just so I can see if they feel anything towards me, you know. My things are not car. You saw me crying. He didn't do anything. He didn't even give me a little. Nothing.

So Margaret's like, you know what? You were to get caught. And I'm not saying you bring it to be. We were all shocked at the way you took it when I out here. They're really the deep secret. You were buried so hard that you don't even know what you cried in cars anymore. I don't know. I was just surprised, but the truth is that you were very villainous for many years and for you to be so hurt when you were so villainous.

Like I literally thought like you were thinking it at first. I thought you were scarlet ohera. That was for you, Jones. Sort of a weird gun with a wind reference out of nowhere, but that was for you. How many years a weird gun with a wind reference out of nowhere, but that was for you How many fears you made in that teacher life is perfect, okay? And Andy's like let us finish it I Up until three two one right now Not perfect anymore So I was like listen what they're saying is they were surprised to see you crying because you've never cried before and

Melissa's like, you know, tell me if I'm wrong here, but I think that I saw a little relief in your eyes Because you know, maybe we'reglad that Bill was outed. And Jennifer's like, but a little Jennifer loaned was relieved, but for the mother side of Jennifer, the depression scrunchest side of Jennifer, the Jennifer had cried in a car for 10 years. It's like, okay, Jennifer, please.

Lisa and Sandraatha was relieved, but kitchen island Jennifer was terrified. I was like, okay. So Andy is like, well, you told your brother you weren't sure things of the return to where you were with Bill, where are you now? And also can you give us an update on what musical review he's doing this weekend? Thank you. And Jim is saying, you know, she loves having a close-knit family and they're going to

work it. They're going to work at it and that's just it. They're staying together and they're going, she's like, like, Auntie, I mean, listen, we're going to go to Miami this week and just us two. Yeah. Well, you two really did make a thing out of this affair. It's like, remember, that's the place we fucked after you fucked around on me for two months and made up. Let's go back there. Let's go back to that place. Well, tuna from fish says Margaret, you see how Jennifer suffered?

Do you regret what you did or you like the rest of us kind of laughing? Margaret's like, if I knew it would cut her to record, which as we have previously established, it cut her to her core, which as we have previously established it cut her to her core I never would have said it and I maybe I would have sang it made a bit lighter that way I don't know but I feel very badly that her children got hurt, okay? I feel very bad By the way, this cut me to the core cracks me because that's my mom's favorite thing like when I was a teenager and she would get over dramatic She would always say that. I love you with every ounce of my being. And you got me to the court, kid.

You got me to the law. We would crack out of you, my sister. So here I get over another. If I knew it would cut into the court, after I loved her with every ounce of my being, I never would have said it. So Trees' mad, right? Cause Jen and Margaret are clearly made up, even though they keep fighting again, but then

they keep forgiving each other. And every time they forgive each other, Trees gets so mad. She's like, ah. So, and he's like, so are you still mad, Jen? And Jen's like, no, I'm not anymore. And Trees is just like, so are you still mad, Jen? Jen's like, no, I'm not anymore. And Teresa is just like, blinkin' away. Like, she also does this thing where she drops her chin, like her, like her lower jaw. She's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,, it's a lot of years of crying on the steering wheel,

standing in the leather with my adraps. So then Margaret's like, I feel the same way. I really thought we made up and our lunch was, I'm gonna say it right now, beyond heartfelt. Okay, put that in the headline, Beyond Heart, but lunch at antenna fly. Serena observed, she told everyone, it was a Beyond Heart Bad Lunch, okay?

Listen, I lunched because it was like a Snickers creamer. It satisfies you, okay? I went home and I sent her the number of my therapists. That's how much I like her. You know, do you know how much whale drama that woman is sat through? Still, she had enough energy for Jennifer, okay? And Jennifer is like,

That's your dinner, I'll do it. She did that. She's like? And Jennifer is like, that's your dad out there, she did that. She's like, well, you know, that said, sorry, cut you to the core, et cetera, et cetera. You and Bill seem to be doing much better now because I out of that affair, see you're welcome, okay? You can tell you children, you're welcome as well, okay? In many ways, I'm like the snickered creamer, okay? Cause I only added value, okay?

So Andy's like, and he's like, wow, well, I love seeing Bill Kerry-Berg senior at the end of a party. I don't know why I remember that, random one second moment in the entire season, but I guess I loved it. And Margaret's like, that was the highlight of tonight. Also, you know, Frank Finkert here, I'll be honest.

Didn't you like that too? And he's like, what? I thought it was sweet, Jen, that you and Marge, you realize that you and Marge are similar in a lot of ways. And she said, history was moving, Andy. And she loves him, I love my mom. She also eats a lot of potato-based foods. It just seemed like a good night to realize that. And so Andy starts asking like,

with everything going on in Russia, I love how I mean, it's like serious stuff. But he goes, I don't know where, let's talk about the Ukraine. I know, it's like after this Snickers creamers fight, he's like, so, you know, with everything going on in Russia, this storyline is really relevant. For us.

Oh, excuse me, Ronnie, I'm getting a call from the Pulitzer Prize. Yes, oh good, you saw this episode. Oh, I'm so glad you did. I hope you consider it for next year. No kidding, yeah, rather. Like the Peabody Award goes to the real ass as I'm sure the reunion part three. It's like we did, we did it. So Andy, you know, ask her about the Ukraine and stuff or Ukraine. Ukraine. I'm not crying. You're crying. You're right. No, Teresa, you

crane. It's not your crying. No, I'm entering the past. But anyway, it's actually a nice little segment where, which you were trying to say before interrupted with that Theresa U-crain joke, but Margaret is talking about how March Senior is actually going through some PTSD with what's going on because like she left hungry in a very similar situation and she tells a really sad story about how Marge's grandma had to basically when they were leaving, had to choose between staying with her son and his wife or leaving with the family. They chose the family and then they basically didn't get to see, she didn't get to see her son for decades afterward. So it was very sad.

This is one of my favorite parts. The reunion, Margaret tells this very, like a little real life sofie's choice story. And comparing it to the real life, travesties and devastation and terrible things happening right now. By the way, fuck blood, my Putin. So she say that. But like all these terrible things and he's like, yeah, well, she's looking great for 75 and she didn't get anyone.

I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm saying that. Well, do you think that? Well, she is hot then, she is now, because God, that is a bangleable woman. Who should fuck him? And Marjor's like, well, you know Andy, like she's so youthful, still 75 year old guys,

they want 55 year old women. Do you know what I mean? So, no, identitarily. Yeah. Thanks. Thanks for ending this segment on the tarot, but my mother is lonely and cold. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks for ending this segment on the tarot on that mother's lonely cold. Thanks, aunt. Do you

think of the Communist new how hot your mom was that maybe she could have stopped the cold war? Actually, I'll take that back because I think her mom was a kid at that time. So I think like that. Anyway, I just got real. Got real. When left, the

wrong way, one the wrong way. So Andy's like the host's are here thank the lord Frankie Katania you had quite an adventure moving in with the kids who's probably more fun when they were babies and had diapers on and Frank's like you know why I remember back in the state change those shy for Shansi all night get up in the middle of the night I change your fucking time to see him see his right. Oh my god, I'm so glad finally after years my couch talks. Oh, it's husband Frank never mind. And of course he's lying.

He didn't do the abs in in this kid's real little. And he has moved in with Dr. David who is officially taking his stocking to the creepiest level we've seen yet on this show. And this is the same season as Louis, sir, okay? You went so far as to stock Dolores that you moved in with Frank, that's... His guy has major boundary issues. I'm sorry, I think it's like bullshit that he is not able to make himself available

to Dolores during their entire relationship. And the moment that they're broken up, all of a sudden, he's arms wide open for her entire family. I think it's really fucked up. And I also think it's fucked up with Frank because he talks later about how he's protective of his relationship with Dolores. And I'm like, well, if you're so protective of it, why are you hanging out with this guy who was being pretty cruel to her after the breakup and wouldn't even like tell her information about like her own mother and how her heart was doing.

I don't know. Frank gets by on a lot of charm, but he's a shithead. Okay. Everything we've been told about their marriage, he's a total shithead, but he's charming enough to always be forgiven, you know. And it apparently doesn't make any money now. So Frank is just that guy who, it's what happens to fuck boys. We all know it.

This is like the ending of Jacks, who really never had that kind of charm. Let's face it, I'm just coming up with this. Or a law degree. Right. I mean, I'm sure he's had the broken knees at some point. Yeah. Or will in his future.

But I'm just thinking of the most recognizable brothel fuck boy, but this is what happens. You just end up couching surfing couches. And his name is Jack's couchie Jason couchie. It's already built in. I mean, the time in the career began and it's how it's going to end. Oh, that's a circle. Bravo. I love I love on the fly revelations about Bravo. It's time for commercial. It's time for commercial.

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it's actually dating one of louis exes have you met her fracked yeah and all time watching you with david all time like hell god you should that David is actually dating one of Louis X's. Have you met her? Frank. Oh, yeah. Yeah, well, all the time. And watch TV with David, all the time. Like, yeah, God, you should, you don't know what fun is like with you. Sitting there watching house hunters with David and this lady. Oh, man, it's great. They always like Frank.

Stop spitting on the TV. You got to wipe it again. Oh, we have so much fun times. And then there we go. Good luck with that one. Good luck with that one. Yeah, thanks, Louis. Good luck with that one. Good luck with that one. Yeah, thanks, Louis. So, um, hey, Joe Gorriga, welcome back. How are you doing? He's like,

I'm feeling better, Andy. I'm feeling better. There I am. Back, feeling better, Andy. Thank you. Yeah. And, um, Joe Benino has gotten my eye surgery. He's like, yeah, Margaret finally, you know, had me cut the fat out from under my eyes, you know. And so he's like, Joe Gorgher, what do you think of Joe Benino's eye surgery? Gorgher's like, I didn't even notice. And he's like, and Evan, we've been conversed. We've been talking to some about some really serious territory with you and Jackie and how you feeling with their progress. And he's like, oh, it's been like the most sustained effort that she's made so far that he's seen her make so far.

And he felt really guilty that he didn't make an impact, whatever. And he's like, great. All right, we'll come back to that for literally one more second a little bit later, okay. And Bill, I know it's been a tough season for you and Jennifer. How are you two doing now? Hmm, well, we're better, but it is a process. But we're living it now is an ongoing issue. I don't know if you noticed the Dorito Crom

under the patio chair. Mm-hmm. Ha-ha-ha-ha. you noticed the Dorito Crom onto the patio chair. And last but not least, Louis, congratulations on your engagement. Have you told your father Bowser yet? How was your first season being chased by mushrooms, trying to rescue a princess who won't listen to reason, gets kidnapped literally every season. He's like, have you, what's it like to take your, your fiance's head and attach a propeller to it and literally fly around your jersey in it?

That's amazing that you can do that. Listen, my first season, Andy, it was Warble, Andy. Okay, he was the warble, the warble, the warble, but no fault, no fault to anyone in the room, no fault, entry to God. Hell yeah, what a bloody kid. No, Andy, I thought really judged without having a chance to give my own story, even though I had actually many, many, many chances, but I didn't have a chance, Andy. The, the season opened with you, being told this is being brought up today

and everyone's here and they want you to talk about it. And you're running like a little wasser. So please with your chances, then it was followed up with your lies about it later. So please with your chances. And also everybody voting and a little watch what happens, Paul Paul after saying oh They're more favorable towards Louis now pay the fuck attention. What the hell is wrong with everybody here

You buy this shit for two seconds do any of you all have cable turn the channel to lifetime Please for at least one night house a whole world like Louis great now I can't with you. I don't know You're gonna get more hate tweets again. Uh, so, uh, Andy's like, um, he's like, he's like, well, it seems like when you were asked to wreck questions, you were not shy about answering. So you're red not getting in there more. He's, yeah, yeah. I, you know, I regret the first night I filmed. I was very nervous. And, uh, you know, Teresa is amazing, but can be overwhelming

and telling me to be quiet and not give me a chance to answer so it looks like I'm covering up but she's just overprotective so long story short it's all her fault like oh yes okay so here we go like here comes Louis Louis has we've seen the love bombing and now he is blaming Teresa for things Teresa deserves deserve the blame for a huge amount of things going on on the show and in her life. But in this case, this is Louis fault. This is not Teresa's fault. Well, this is Teresa did never let him speak.

You know, that whole thing where Teresa is like levitating out of her chair every time we tried to speak and say, you know nothing, not nobody. But at the same time, that is Teresa, the woman that you're marrying, dumb dumb. Yeah. Exactly. Andy. He's passive aggressive though. But at the same time that is Teresa the woman that you're marrying dumb dumb. Yeah Exactly and he's passive aggressive though He makes a lot of paths of our aggressive remarks about Teresa and to Teresa this entire reunions You can really sort we you can see the like you can see the relationship building to the point where like

She might have I think Teresa is going to stay with him, but you can see this is what he does and why he has a trail of extremely bitter and furious access, you know, because they've all gone through the ringer. He's doing the typical emotional abuse thing of now, you know, you try and separate from their friends, you try to separate them from their friends, and then you try and separate, if that doesn't work, you separate their friends, you try to separate them from their friends, and then you try and separate. If that doesn't work, you separate their friends by making their friends, I'll take your side, which I think is what he's doing now by saying, like, listen, I was just trying to be reasonable. It's Teresa who was standing in the way and causing all these problems.

I don't have a problem with March, which noticed that they never bring up any of the shit he said about March, or the March is trying to take your seat, or or I don't work for Mar or all the crap that none of that stuff was read and addressed they just completely swept that right under the right. So I think they trace you that I think he's just fully going down the typical the stereotypical emotional abuse path myself and and also oh he, he lost his job, guys, because of Teresa. It's all because of the show, and what Teresa has done to him. So maybe we can take it easy on me a little next time, guys. Yeah, because reality TV just started this year,

and we had no idea that this could be a consequence of being part of it. Wow, we learned so much. So now we get a montage of all the husband is doing silly husband things. And then Andy's like, so Lully, have you ever met a group of guys that drink so much? Have you said, no, Andy, no, he goes, oh, yeah. And hey, Joe, Joe Gorka, you called these guys the wolf pack. How'd you guys get to be so close? Does it involve Felatio? Bill, I already

see you're standing up and raising your hand as I'm not asking for Felatio. I'm saying does it involve Felatio? Um, so Joe's like, you know what? Like, oh, because Andy says, and why, why are you always giving Frank, you know, guff, for lack the gutter word. Don't really know where that one came from. Where was it? What it was? Frank guff about his balls. I mean, goes, I've never seen anybody without balls, Amy.

All right. So I got to talk about it. And he's like, oh, but why doesn't he have any balls? Why are you saying that? He's like, because he did so many steroids. Jesus Christ, can someone bring me a spoon so I could feed this shit to Andy, a peer God. And you're like, Frank, you're living with David.

Does he ask about Delores? He goes, well, he asked about a well-being. And I think David was hurt by the breakup, but he's not what talk about his feelings. I'm like, oh, I'm so, I feel so terrible that David is hurt by the breakup. You know what I was hurt by? The tire tracks in the living room from the motorcycle

next to the coffee table. Okay, we all have our pain, David, so enough. So what does Frank think of Polly, the new Irishman guy? And Frank's like, yeah, he looks like Buzz Lightyear. That's where I think, all right? He's got a big old fucking face. He goes up to space, probably go sun hangs, like a little fucking, who's he really is, all right?

Fucking bush like your bullshit. And they're like, that's not the hundred, Dolores terms are like you jerk off. That day, you son of a bitch, jerk off fuck face. I'm not, I'm not making, and I'm not making fun. And then he goes, but he's a a superhero galore you like superheroes, right? It's look me and Paulie don't exactly see eye-to-eye mainly because I've spitting his eyes a lot by accident

So we really can't see me, but like even if you could I don't think we'd be able to see eye-to-eye Well, I made nothing I've I did him dinner and you know why he didn't call me any show So I mean what am I supposed to do? I mean come on. I expect more from the superhero, okay? Yeah, I was a little shocked when I said hey, Paulie can you buy me dinner and he didn't respond to my text And I was like okay, he doesn't want to get to know me the worst is like not everyone finds that human funny He's like, but I tried okay, you know what's gonna make us worse. It's gonna make us more sandy Okay, and Abby's like, but I tried, okay, and you know what, it's gonna make us worse. It's gonna make us more sandy. Okay, and Abby's like, listen, I'm looking good right now and she's more pissed off than she's been all day and there's been warfare out here. Warfare?

Kind of like the Ukraine, am I right? Now who's the hottest person in the Ukraine? And raising hands, show of hands, okay. So Louis, when did you learn to be such a great communicator? What the fuck are we? What kind of PR campaign is this? When did Louis become a great communicator? Has he said something that hasn't been proven to be a lie yet? Yeah. What is that? And like, this is a propaganda. This is propaganda. He literally sidesteps every question with like sort of faux therapy talk. He goes, well, you know, over the years, just doing work, which I'm out of, by the way, showing up, showing up, doing work, showing up doing work, hashtag blood, Cindy. That's what it literally is not a communicative answer. That is a vague

answer with just sort of like buzzwords in it. Doing the work, showing up, being real, you know? So with cookie crumbles. Yeah, cool. I was told that he's read a lot of pop psychology and can spew absolute bullshit too. Andy goes, sucks me about integrating Teresa into your style of communication.

So like first of all, you're gonna short circuit Teresa's brain with things. This is like, okay. She's like, and Louis is like, she's very communicative, Andy. She's very communicative. And he's like, oh, really? Well, with words, because with me, it's like getting rid of communicators like bowling team. And he's like, yeah, yeah, she's owns out, Andy. It throws things at my head. But you know what? That's a form of communication. Yeah, you just got a reala back in, that's all. Okay. Okay, well, when you were asked to explain

the video, you claimed it was a breakup video, but in the video, you actually proposed. So what was it? So it's like, okay, well, I've had about a year, so this is the best I can do. So I was in a relationship. It was toxic, and my business partner was going to retreat. So I said, let's go. So we went, we weren't naked on the beach. We were wearing shorts. And we kept going into the ocean, you know, and like making intentions, saying intentions for a wise. But I never wiped.

I was a single guy. And I didn't like her. And I wanted to break up, but I didn't have to cast the do it. So they were like, how about you commit to instead? So I did it. They're like, stop making excuses. So I did it. So long story short, I'm a little bit of a liar.

I'm telling you the truth now about the time I lied. OK, thanks Andy. Uh. I love that this is all about intentions. OK, so your intention was just to go support your friend because your friend started a new business, OK? It's like, oh, my friends are therapists now. I'm going to go to therapy.

You know what, my friend just became an AA counselor. I'm going to go to some AA meetings, just to support him. Okay. So you showed up just to support your friend. Then you really wanted to break up with this person, but they talked you into making a video where you beg for her back. What the, what is this sack of horse shit and how are they buying this? There's no retreat that would do that. I think that like if you're in some sort of whatever retreat you are and you are saying I'm in a relationship and I want to get out, they would say you got to be a man and you got to do the right thing and walk away from this. You got to learn how to be a man. You got to say something whatever. I really don't, I mean, I don't, actually, I wouldn't say,

I'm not gonna say I don't think of a retreat would encourage him to make a stupid video where he actually proposes instead of breaking up. But then again, honestly, I don't know what's- The world's as crazy as it goes, too. The world is as crazy. But if anybody is believing this, they shouldn't be right at this point.

So Andy goes, so you came home and then you broke up for that what happened and he goes, oh, I came home. Is she giving you a prenup asking for a million dollars to get married? That's not how prenup support by the way, just so it's a little bit more. That's not what a prenup is. That's not how, that's not how a prenup

we're asking for a million dollars to get married. That's not how that works. I mean, I guess you can get a prenup and say, I'm not leaving with nothing. Like if we make it to this certain number of years, I get this, if we make it to this, I get that, but that's normal. That's kind of normal in a prenup. Weird. So then dumb, dumb Joe over there is like, yeah, there you go.

That's all I wanted from you. That's all I wanted. And then Marge of all people, whips out her rotten tomatoes pan and it's like yeah, yeah, there you go. There you go. That's all I wanted from you. That's all I wanted. And then Marge of all people whips out her rotten tomatoes, Pam. And it's like, you know, that's amazing. I just wanted to say, even though Theresa doesn't believe it, and we have a different way of getting ahead of things, I was trying to get you to flip public opinion,

because I didn't want you to fucking look at it. And you know what? That was very Bruce Willis on the phone on the building calling the police, telling them exactly what's happening with the terrorists. Now, to the police believe him? No, the New York explode. You know what? But that's die hard. The Bruce Willis is Bruce Willis for a reason. You did a very good job, sir. Sorry about your boarding. You can figure that out later, Bruce. And also, I also want to give a special shout out to the dad from Family Matters. He was down in the parking lot in the car. He did great work too. He was

a great communicator without him. Nothing could have happened. Okay. So, uh, so then, so they are like, like that all made total sense, which it didn't. And he still ended it by blaming the woman, which is, yeah, he still did it it and said that Tricos, you know, right away, like you would have, if you would have come up to me and you would like, if you, if you were a good person, you would have come up to me and you should have told me the next day, like, hey, Teresa, like explain it right. And then that will not like, I wouldn't have, I

would have let him explain it. But if you were a good person, you would have said that to me. She was, she literally walked up to you and said, listen to Risa, everyone's talking about this video. He needs to talk about the video. He should address the video. Oh, no, it should have been a different time. Okay, it should have been the next day.

She was the first to say, okay. And you said, he needed to explain it better. He didn't explain it at all. Oh no, she's saying that after the night that he did try to explain it better. He didn't explain it at all. Oh no, she's she's saying that after the night that he did try to explain it, she should have come up the next day and said that. She should. Yeah, Teresa is now blaming Margaret. Yeah, Teresa's blaming Margaret for Teresa's own behavior. She's saying, if you're a good person, you would have come up to me the next day and said, Teresa, you should let Louis speak so that we can get ahead of the story. Which by the way, is total bullshit. Teresa would never be receptive of that, which is why Margaret says, you're not receptive

to me. And so Andy asks, you know, like what's Margaret's intention, you know, and she, Margaret's, you know, I think Melissa is the one who says, like, you know, Margaret gets in people's business and Teresa can't handle that. And Margaret's like, you know what? I saw this stuff coming out and I said, we can make him look like a superstar because that's really what I care about the most. This is, I just want Louie to look like a superstar.

Okay, that's why I have a PR agency masquerading as a fashion company. Okay, but they would like to deny, deny, deny. Yeah, she was like the lady from Scandal, which is why she, was she in a white suit this season? I feel like she was, like her Hillary Clinton white suit that that lady was always wearing on Scandal. Jerry Washington? Yeah, Jerry Washington.

Yeah. So, Trees. Jerry Washington. She's like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, and then I did my stuff. And Louis was like, listen, I didn't deny, you know, what she said was, she did not know I didn't deny. You know, what she said was she did not don't let us speak.

You know what? And if I was given a chance to speak, I would have spoken. Yeah, you did speak. You called the woman crazy and made accusations and lied. And then said she tried to murder somebody with a butcher knife, OK? You spoke. OK, it's not that I didn't speak.

This is the same guy who's like, oh, I wasn't allowed to speak, who also said, I'm not in Tumiday but Margaret. So this guy who's pretending like he's not in Tumid by anyone, suddenly like, I can't speak. So Andy's like, well, you seem to have, a lot of women you've dated, who have a lot of, I'm kind of thing to say about you.

There's a road rage incidents. You demand sex all the time. You're emotionally abusive. You slash girlfriend's tires. Your family doesn't like you. Physical abuse in front of kids. You murdered a koala. You said,

Haked Malta Katie, Koryk, you threw lasagna at the cast of Hamilton. You stole the Mona Lisa, strangled the meter maid, and I heard you shredded Portia de Rossii's sweater through lasagna at the cost of Hamilton I This is what Andy does to you when there's a lot of stuff. It's like instead of like just going through it

He just puts it on one thing. It's like last year with Eric guys like well, you know, Erica You're accused of a lot of things being a slut on Instagram while people are starving or the windows What are the like you just get something like 20 seconds to just try and get one answer, you know Yeah, so Louis like oh, I was in toxic relationships Anything that's what it was so they were they was toxic and he's like what did you demand sex for times a day? It's like that's what you're going to like that's where you go Just had smashing tires you even I would even prefer your own family doesn't like you That's the day. It's like that's what you're going to. Like, you just had slashing tires. You even, I would even prefer your own family doesn't like you, okay?

But this is a show with Joe Gorgah. I don't think demanding sex four times a day is really the biggest thing on me. Yeah, I'm like, why is that the priority? Why is the question not, why do you have such a track record? Like, what is the issue here? Why are you leaving all these women so angry? You know, so yeah, so he's like,

Oh, Andy, I can't even have sex for a time today. Oh, and Theresa is like, I wish. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, well, those, those, I mean that, that was, uh, you know, those were arguments. Those were arguments with my wife about my kids. And if I'm the only guy in America, the basic clear dog, he means with their wife and she calls the police, you know, that's the extent. Huh. It's pretty normal. What was that? What the fuck? And he's like, Oh, okay. So he's like, did you hit her and Teresa goes, no, Teresa, you weren't there Teresa. And so that's it. He doesn't have to answer because Teresa just comes out now. And I'm talking about by the way, like what sort of bullshit answer is, hey, and if I'm the only guy, you think I'm the only guy in America who gets arguments

with his wife and they call the police, like, well, just because there are other shitheads in America doesn't mean that you're exonerated, doesn't like guess yet. Congratulations. They do it also and you're all shitheads together and you all are red flags and people should stay away from all of you. Right. There are other men in America who get in fight with their wives and then the wife's call the police and you know how I know that because I watch cops.

Okay. That's how I know that. You fucking weirder. Because I remember the OJ Simpson case. God. So, um, Teresa's like, uh, so Andy says, but you see all these articles, what's your response?

He's like, I have no response because listen, who was sad? I was sad. It's not fair to leave a relationship with someone and do that to him, you know, just because I'm in a relationship now Which are we seduced eyes was I perfect? No, okay? Whenever you hear that from someone just run that yeah, that's the worst I'm a work in progress. Yes Perfect, okay, so that explains why I slash your tires and possibly hit you in front of the kids

So he's also and by way, and he is saying essentially that they are all, the string of X's are all speaking up because he's on TV. And that's why because all these people have, you know, like they, they essentially they want to attach on to his rising star potentially, or they just want to bring them down because they are just that small minded, but I'm pretty sure these complaints existed before he was ever on Teresa's radar and I kind of wish Jackie had spoken up right here because Jackie was the one who was pretty vocal in the season that she just didn't really like the narrative that like all

these women are crazy hysterical shrill women and that he's the normal one. Yeah. Jericho shrill women and that he's the normal one. Yeah, so Teresa's like, well, you know, no, what we've been through the last Yeah, I mean like she don't know she don't know pointing at margine She's like listen, you know what you know what liwi I don't Teresa, I don't like anything bad for you. Okay, you thought I want something bad You you think I want something bad. I don't liwi okay, and he's like, thank you, Marge Thank you. She's like, I know what you got I don't, Louis, okay? And he's like, thank you, Marge. Thank you. She's like, I know what you got.

I know what you got through Teresa. Why would I want something bad for you, Teresa? Why Teresa? She just feels like. Blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink. And he goes, Louis, when you listen to what Margaret's saying now, what did you think her motives were?

He says, you know what? I completely agree with everything you're saying, Margaret. And when you tie and connect the dots, you know, it makes a lot of sense. It makes a lot of sense. So the Andy is like, he goes to Theresa and he's like, did you hear that? Did you hear what he said?

What do you think about it Theresa? And she's like, she's a nice guy. He's very forgiving. Me not so much. Ah, ah, ah. Um, Mark's like, he should take some lessons to reset. And he's like, all right, you know what, circles. I love the ride to reset, but it's just circles.

Let's just get out of this circle for a little bit. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapence commercial. Let's talk about your dream wedding. And Louie's like, oh, city hall, now we go down to a diner, something. And she's explaining that that's because he loves that kind of setting. That's his thing, right? Sean.

And he goes, wow, should I mention that I'm friends with Sarah Jessica Parker, just my ego need that right now. No, oddly enough, no. So, Louis is like, you know, but I don't need all that now because I'm grateful to me someone like Toree. So, I don't need it to be so extra, you know, but it's Toree. So she's going to do it extra. And she's like, I mean, she's wearing a disco ball. So yeah, you were terrible.

Louis. and she's like, I mean, she's wearing a disco ball. So yeah, you were curious. Louis, good luck. Yeah, Louis, I don't need to speak extra, but I will take you out on a boat ride with a strange saxophonist and a homemade scroll of things I love about you. But I don't want, I don't need to be extra. Yeah, the little guy with the boom box in the saxophone never forgot. So now we talk about some depressing things.

We talk about Jackie's eating disorder a little and how it affected Evan, and then we talk about Bill talking about how the affair affected the kids and stuff. And Andy says, yeah. I'm sorry to interrupt. I just want to say, Bill looked great, I thought. Bill does the best Bill's ever looked, I thought, ever before. I'm okay to interrupt. I just want to say Bill looked great. I thought Bill this is the best Bill's ever looked I thought ever before. Okay noted. So Andy's like you know I told Jen that on a reality show is gonna be hard to keep things in a bottle and she said that you guys agreed to deny it if it ever came out.

So when it came up were you just planning on denying denied deny or why? I'm getting on to die, deny, deny, or wipe it out. He's like, mm, well, in hindsight, the truth shall set you free. And what is it to deal with it, to deal with it, then lie about it, although I don't mind doing things lying down. And if you know what I'm saying, mm, mm, mm. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Oh, how are you? Bible.

How are you going to do it as a couple? He goes, well, it was a trying time. It comes across that I don't love my wife, which is disappointing because, you know, I'd have everyone question or love for each other, but every man is fortunate enough to make the mistake that I did and have their spouse forget them for it. I'm a very fortunate man, and I'm a little sad I didn't get any spankings out of it though. You know, by Dan Chiyubel, I'm going to fortunate man and I'm a little sad I didn't get any spanking out of it though. You know about Danchi you, Bill, I'm gonna say this, Bill. Okay, I understand that I put you in a very bad place and I didn't want to do that, Bill.

Okay, it was about the hypocrisy, not you. Okay, you're just married to the hypocrisy. You're in seven years, Bill. And you're just like, And you know you're part of kids in a bad place too, don't you? Eagles are going extinct. How do you? Jennifer, we went over the makeup a thousand times. Any more times up to say it, we had an extremely hot felt conversation in

10 of lie. And I cut you to the core. Yada, yada, yada. She's built in conferee. Built in here. It's a Jennifer. I a very, very sorry about that, Bill. She's like, thank you, Margaret. And Teresa's like, ah! Teresa's so mad. So Andy asked Bill, what was the reaction to Gorgah being upset that Bill didn't tell his wife to calm down that night when

they were all sitting in the semi-circle outside. And Bill's brows go like, he's like, well, he's entitled to feel how he does. And coincidentally, he feels like two completely inflated volleyball is about to be played on a beach So Jan's like excuse me, but the thing is gonna pick you Joe bitch bar over me and yell at me for you It's like I don't even know what you think about it And just like yeah, but you know what like maybe that night and I say no, but maybe quorum me the next day at least. She was like, I control over my wife. I write these women crazy in the head of my right guy. And she's like, yeah, when she's not going to pick you up for me. And that's just said, I miss wife, baby.

And Andy's like, listen, Jen, the guys are speaking, right? I'm like, what are you part of the cast now? Because that's Jen, the guys are speaking, right? I'm like, what are you part of the cast now? Because that's totally what the guys would say. This and only the guys are speaking right now. And she's like, I'm the mother of its children, baby. I'm the mother of its four children and it's one ego, baby. And she's just like, yeah, but you know what?

Sometimes these women, are wives that get out of control. And you know, the main, they control, they control up here. You just walked off crying. What are you fucking talking about? You're the least emotional once you're the only person to walk off the reunion set, sir.

That is my least favorite thing when people say, like, oh, women are so emotional, but the man is stable. Cause like, who got us into all these wars in the first place? So, uh, so I can't just like, so I'm sorry, he goes, so I call up Bill and I say, Bill, you know, like I apologize, I'm a little boy, that's what I would say. So Jennifer's like, well you're all can't get up on that. And he's like, well Bill, you said on the show that you thought that that that that that Jennifer was out of line and Bill's like surprised. He forgot he actually said that. We get a legitimate.

You know, and basically it was at Marcineer's place. And he essentially is like, he's like, look, two wrongs don't make her rights. Jennifer goes, okay, well, you know what? Sometimes when Bill is making up with people, help be a little Confucius apologetic self. I'm like, Confucius? What is that even? What is she talking about? Confucius.

He's like, listen, what we needed to have was a little coombai, uh-hmm. And she's like, yeah, but Bill, after that situation, turns to think it was best to leave. And he's like, well, I mean, you did get out of hand, which is why we've got security now. And he like gestures around the room because they're security everywhere,

because this cast is so crazy. Look at there, they're bulging muscles, just waiting to tackle any stranger who might come lurching his way, their way towards us, and just thinking about that pile of men, all fighting to keep people safe, gets me hot is just thinking about that pile of men all fighting to keep people safe. Hmm gets me hot just thinking about it. What if Melissa called you a bitch boy, Bill?

Jen, what would you say to that? Just like nothing? Bill's like, well, it depends. Would it be publicly in the dark? Would this be here in Jersey or would it be in Miami? Perhaps? to speak here in Jersey or would it be in Miami perhaps? My hand. So Frank is like, listen, I would not get who dispute with Melissa, because I guess the quiz is like, what about with Frank? I wouldn't get those people with Melissa. And then the Gorgas like, well, he's like, yeah, but I didn't get involved with you. You said it to me.

I had to say, you got to take some kind of abuse also. I'm like, well, don't say, take some kind of abuse. That's not the, I know what you're saying, but don't say it like that. Yeah, you're the one who yelled at me. Honey, I write honey. You're the one who yelled at me. And Melissa's like, yeah, you antagonize. You ask for a honey. You do honey. He's like, yeah, you said it, honey. And she's like, I thought with men. What are you talking about? I don't fight with men. Melissa's like, yeah, you do. You ask for it. And she's, you're with a money wax for with the post. I'm like, oh God, here we go. It's our time with the post.

Instagram. And he's like, let me use my new favorite to him. We're not going to re-reli-gate this right now. Okay. Joe, are you a bill good now? He's like, yeah, I love Joe. All right? You know what? And look, I saw Joe today. I complimented him on that scruff. Whatever the fuck that thing is on his face, right? Okay, so you know what? I love him. Well guys, that guy's got balls. Okay? So I don't got muscles, you know, so I can make fun of him for not having muscles instead of not having balls. Am I right? You know, it's always a win here in this group. I'm so glad you liked my new Scruff.

I like my Scruff so much. I actually want to explain. Turns out there's a whole app dedicated to it. Mmm. Oh, sorry, my phone just went off. So Jan is like, so she's like, I'm back to what happened. I don't appreciate the accomplished comments to Bill. And she was like, I'm back to what happened. I don't appreciate the accomplished comments to Bill.

And she's like, there's been nothing but nice to you, bad guy. And he's like, well, I mean, to be fair, if Evan thought you were digging into his past, you understand how he could be upset, please don't attack the hottest guy in the stage right now. Get a defendant with all my heart. Poor Joji, nice for like the fifth time,

did he go, you know what that means? That means he's a bitch boy right there. Am I right? And then when he's a bitch boy too, right? What does it mean? Bill's a bitch boy. You're a bitch boy, Bill. Am I right?

Right? Like Joji just does not. He's trying to make light of it now so they can all be bitch boys together and no one does bite. Yeah. Exactly. And she's, so Jennifer's like,

let's see, come on my husband, the cop is not the cop, he's a husband, okay, he's married to me. We have a lovely family and we share everything, okay? Note that people, if you tell him something, he tells me, if I tell you, you tell me

something, I tell him, that's how it goes in our marriage, baby. Yeah, that's, yeah, I'm like, that's a marriage, we get that. Yeah, I'm married. It's like, yeah, I mean, that's how it is in my relationship, that's a marriage. We get that. Yeah, I'm marginally just like, yeah, I mean, that's how it is in my relationship too, but you know, if you're talking in your relationship

and you're talking about the gossip and he tells you something, you keep it between you. You don't just have your husband, go repeat it, Jen. And Jen's like, yeah, but you said everyone can ask a question, Todd, and think I did anything wrong, baby. Which is a good point, Jen, Jen scored one, and March, even March, that's the biggest.

I love when March does these eye rolls, where she puts up both of her hands and goes, like she, it's like when you hit the bad guy on a video game. For a head just like my, right? She's like, and then Jen turns and goes, plus I never thought a million years Frank would

come on the show and throw me under the bus, but Jen the number one bus thrower, throw under the bus or there's now accusing Frank. And by the way, I also cannot help but notice that Jen who has also been the chief person to say, you should be be messing with the guys, the boys should be following the girls, the girls talk with the guys, the boys, talk with the boys. In one minute, she has now started up with Joe Goriga

with Evan and Frank. Just want to point that out. But I have to say, Jennifer wins this one. I mean, she really did come in prepared today, okay? In my eyes, she totally won this one hands down. Frank looks like a total jackass. So she's like, I didn't know Frank would throw me under the bus and he's like, what?

I'll just go under the bus. Let's just show him who keeps magically losing his knees and construction size does not choose violence. Okay, whatever. Right? Violence comes to them. And she's like, I'm sorry, I got lost because my frank is cross-eyed and my face is shaking too much I get so I get like so got up and then I'm like wait, where was I reading?

So Jim's like you brought it to the show and it became a Fank and Laura's Turan goes this fucking cop fitness thinks I told you to do that. I love what Dolores just has those moments. And then just like, don't come here cut fitness. And Frank is, okay, Dolores. Dolores have told me.

You're fucking nuts. You're fucking nuts. Yeah, Jesus. So, so break us like, the Lord has never told me to say something. So, don't say something. To say something, the Lord has never told me to say something. That's what Brian said, okay? Never said anything.

And she just did. She just told you, she just told you to say something. You're not to say something. So, Jim's like, you, she just told you to say something or not to say something. So, Jen's like, but whether it was a girl or whatever, you did bring up something. Now, I need closure on this, I need closure.

Because you know, of course Andy's like, shut up, Jen, you know, he's like, let's talk about how great of a person Louie is for another five minutes. She's like, no, you just wait a second, Andy. Okay, I want you to acknowledge you. I didn't just call you out of the blue. He came from, you're saying something to Bill. Bill, please, please, clean the fucking air, Bill.

Yeah. So Bill's like, well, when we went out to dinner, Frank told me that the alleged woman with that, then like he knows what she looks like or something. So I went home and I told Jen, hmm. And so Jackie's like, what? I'm unbelievable. You know, with all the real shit going on that you're trying to bring this to an actor. So don't listen to them Evan. Don't listen.

Don't listen to sweetie. I'm like, I think I think Evan is capable of figuring out what he's gonna like pay attention to or not Jackie. Yes. And, you know, fair, churn about his fair play. Okay. Now I know it started with it going against Jackie, but they can't be like, oh my God, don't get, we can't talk about someone else's affair

the whole season. And then you guys are still like, what? Someone's talking about it now? No, you guys get it too. And I think Frank was totally caught in this. Frank totally went and got, not that we ever really doubted that, but Frank totally got gossip, caught gossip up and knows who this girl is.

And so he got totally caught. And he's quiet and nobody calls him out on it. But he's still got. Well, but I don't think the issue is whether or not he knows who the girl, like that, well, I mean, who knows what? Who knows? He, my takeaway was that he knew the girl

who was like, they're saying was the one. I don't know that he knows that anything happened, but the question is always been was Jen digging for that information because Frank was just he was gossiping but he was going to keep it quiet. And so- Except for a challenge Bill. So he didn't keep it quiet. He told Bill, I'm Bill, told Jen, and Jen went to Frank to get clarification. Right. And so Jen is like, I need to be fined to get it Andy, you know, for them to make this thing like,

I can't, I didn't care on the last bus, and I didn't care. I was like, well, you certainly can't enough. You can't a little, I mean, yes, Frank, yes, Serena, you can't a little bit, okay? You can't, like, let's all care a little bit less, right? And March gives her a cackel. Ha, ha, ha ha ha! Everyone just likes it, they're like okay with the cackel.

So I think that this was technically not digging because Bill got that information from Frank, so shame on you Frank, but LOL also, but calling Serena and Tenefly, you know, you're still digging Jen, okay? You think it's a thing. Completely out of this hole, but I'm glad that they proved that Frank is a gossipy fucking liar because what's not? Yeah, because he is.

I mean, we've also seen what last season, I forget there were some of that came up on Boyz Knight. I think about the Evan stuff and then he bowed, like he didn't know, but he didn't know. And he said, this is never gonna be Boyz Knight. But the thing is, if Bill and Jennifer, dinner with Frank and Frank brings us up and Jennifer's like, really?

Like, what's the deal with her? Like, what she looks like? Who is she? I think that's sort of like, that is conversation. That's like, oh, you brought this up? Well, I kind of want to know some information, but that she went and actually called him. Like, she went out of her way.

She's whatever she was doing in her life was put on hold for at least a minute while she called. And that is digging. Like that is full on. I think that's called I think it's called follow up. I think it's called follow up, but she's not completely out of that hole because she still did call Serena and Tena fly. Okay. She kept taking it off. Yes. But yeah. So Andy's like, okay, but you know, Evan, you said you were mad at Bill for not calling Jen out But wouldn't all men stand up for their wives? And he's like maybe you know, I should have been a better friend to Bill

But Jen, you know, she shouldn't have been digging. It's like I wasn't digging It was conversation. I mean, it's really as a coincidence that the only two people I asked happened to wrap me up, Mr. So, and he's like, seems like you cared more that you were caught, not that you were digging. You're thinking, no, I'm owning it. I'm owning it. I'm just sitting there. And if I found it, it is why, about why I asked is being misconstrued, could someone translate that to Teresa? Isecond see her as a golden circles still All right just stick with student Teresa everything will be okay So uh, and it's like okay by man, we've we've had it with you so just like all right

And you know what before I go I got to say something, right? I'd like to think them in the cheaters the abusers the crooked attorneys The bitch boys, huh for defending their wives like little bitch boys well little bitch boys right it's not just me right right hey Louie and Louie you talked a lot and you respected your woman okay so you keep doing that that's all we need from you bitch boy all right he's a bitch boy too am I right hey uh uh Andy can I just say one thing because no one asked me to reset in one way to say this, but let me go for my company. And from all this negative stuff that came up in the press for my access and that really sucked. So I don't have any bad feelings towards anyone, but I want to move

forward in a really peaceful manner. So yeah, why don't you bring that up? For the sympathy, for the sympathy, look what you guys all did to me. It's not look what my actions led to. It's like, look what you have all done to me. And I forgive you for it because I'm like Italian Jesus. But, you know, and so Teresa is like, yeah, I'm upset about my. And he's like, why? And she's like, why? Because the way you just said this happened, this happened.

Because what you did all year, March. She just pips and blames Louis losing his job. I'm Mark. Mark. It's like, you blame her for this. And, Mark, it's Theresa. Let me tell you something. This is so sick. I can't see it.

I'm sick. I can't see it. I can't see it. I can't see it. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I'm going to the rice. How are you getting attacked by a velociraptor? I was like, that's perfect. I'm so sure you guys are running you guys are Outrunning dinosaurs on your off-brand Vespas. I'm sure Venice or something. What's going on with Jurassic Park? I love Jurassic Park. What is going on with it?

This new trilogy of Jurassic Park really bit it so it was terrible. It was terrible. So trees shocked me. So then, um, and he's like, Louis, do you play Margaret for this? And he's like, no, no, no, it's not your fault. You know, everyone's just doing their job. You know, I'm in a very uncomfortable situation. You know, it's just in the future. Let's communicate if we can. You know, without a one drama. Oh, okay. You're the one who literally would not talk to people like all the both of you guys. Don't talk about communication. You look every event you were at almost you look like 90% of the things you were at this season and the ones you didn't leave you scrimmed in everybody at like at the finale, which they also don't bring up by the way. They really give Louie a glass over on this And he's also so fucking condescending.

Let's just talk communicative. Like you know exactly what it's like to have him as your supervisor, right? He fucks up at like he fucks up. He gets heat from up above. And then he's like, you know what guys? You know, I probably wouldn't I just needed a team to support me. That's probably why things positive the cracks. So let's talk communicative a little bit more because I'm getting it more lens.

You know, he's that person. He's like that. He's always like the terrible boss and on below that, you know So then Marjus like, but this is Louie. I'm so sorry to that happens here You know bad stuff can happen on this show. It's true. Marjus is like I'm a yeah Check Teresa shut the fuck up. Just shut up Teresa I just yell That's bullshit. I don't want anything bad to happen Teresa. Theresa! I just yelled. That's bullshit. I don't want anything bad to happen to Theresa.

Okay, I talk about no one's lawsuits, and I don't talk about that shit because I came on the show and I lawsuit blew up. Okay, a giant whale, like Pinocchio size. I was swall by a whale and I was sneezed out and I didn't have my brand anymore. Okay, so down the back. And Louise, I gotta go home with her, huh?

Listen Theresa, if you love me calm down babe babe Come on baby come on. Why are you shaking trope of ninos hand? Why you got a shake his hand? And he's like babe. Please stop. He's disgusting trope of ninos disgusting God babe his eye he got the eyes of a 22 year old. What are you talking about? He's beautiful. Okay, I got to shake this man's hand and never see anything like it before. He's got Benjamin Button-Mine.

He's got, I mean, there's a bunch of invention- Look at the live-on-line. Come on, how can you, how can you be behind the back? Look, just touch his cheekbone for one second tree. Just buy everything inside. Just appreciate some booty and life, your tree. Just touch his cheekbones for one second tree. Just find everything inside. Just appreciate some booty and life, your tree. Just touch those cheekbones. And he's like, you're making a mistake

how you acting in her ear and she's like, ah, he's disgusting after what he did to you. And Marge grabs Louis as he walks off and she's like, do me, do me. She has his standing. So she does the older relative at a family event thing. Like, hold on, I'm not going to get in my chair. I'm just going to class view and tell you I'm very proud of you

and everything that you're doing. Congratulations on graduating. Okay. Love you. Watching my arm shake. Yes, she grabs you. And she's like, Louie, I want you to know I think you're great. Okay. You're working on yourself. You did a great job at that. Good job, Louie. I mean, okay, but what? No, do you know, do they have any diet coke over there? Could you bring me a diet coke? Okay, I'm just here with your aunt, Masi, over here, we're having a great conversation

where she's proud of you also. I don't know about your family, but this is what I put in the Bible for like gift wrap for you. It's the gold one. So come on once you open it. Call me before you open it. I'm gonna see that again. I don't not about you, Ronny, but my family, my extended family, there's definitely been a,

like every family event, there's always, there's like about four different, like there's four different ants who are always in a chair. Gotta get the hands up. They're like, I'm ready for the, I'm in a chair, you're standing above me, hug right now.

Yeah, I'm gonna tell you how proud I am. Yes, everything. And that's always your best angle, you know. Yeah. So bring me some celery. Let's see. So she basically he sent off like a little saint, Louis, right? So then Andy's like, all right, let's talk about the wedding.

March jokes that she's not going to be invited. And Teresa's like, yeah, she ain't invited. March goes, I'm talk about the wedding. March jokes that she's not going to be invited. And Trace is like, yes, she ain't invited. March goes, I'll send the gift anyway. Nah. Ah. So are you ever going to apologize to March about clearing the entire restaurant on top of me? All right, are we going to apologize for having a baseball

team full of bus boys buff all over my outfit on that night. Where we going to sick him out. And Trisha goes, I did. And he goes, you did? He goes, I'm upset at myself because I didn't want to get to that place. So I'm sorry to myself. So Andrew is like, say, I was like, well, did it turn?

Did it turn on Louis? Turn on Joe, do you guys? What do you think of the table at one time? And he's just like, he had never seen anything like it before. And he goes, well, most people have it, all right. She's like, I ain't counting out. She was pushing me and pushing me. And I'm like, she came after my boyfriend.

And he's like, well, why is it unusual to question someone new? I mean, look, when my best friend, if he was dating someone that I did micro that had all these stories, I would say, dude, yeah, my effort was a girlfriend. And, you see, yeah, it was a close friend, she wouldn't mind if someone questioned her,

which I thought that Margaret was a relatively close friend. Andy's like so if the Lars did it and she's back the laws never did Because yeah, but with the Lord's was by the talent code. She also didn't ask you about going to jail Jesus like yeah, but you know what the Lord knows that if I thought it wasn't true I won't be with someone like that I'm like you were married to someone like that What are you talking about you wouldn't be with someone like that? You were married to went to jail for someone like that She gave out Because Andy is just like not gonna bend on this right and he goes but it was in the light

sweetie who's already in the line and sweetie who's already in the line. And Teresa goes, ah, ah, she was speaking to the girlfriend, which Teresa is just going to make this. She's just going to keep repeating the same bullshit over and over. It's not even true. And it really does work because people are like, I'm reading comments online if people like, oh, yeah, March went and talked to the girlfriend. What?

Of course, it works. Of course, it works. It's, I mean, we, we've lived through this in other aspects of our lives. Like this is, it's very sad. Like some people, if they're just suffering, they just will say things. They'll say it over and over again. And people will just believe it at a certain point

because they're drawn to like the strength of the statement. And it's very sad. So Margaret is like, listen, okay, listen to me said. That's insane. Listen, this is a woman, okay, this reset that's insane and listen this is a woman Okay, this is a woman who has had my hair pulled Ah, Danielle was the long bull genie Like Teresa still with a comprehension, you know, and she three things at me. She called me poor white trash

She called me a cut fitness a whore. You know what? I've made excuses for her. I have champion time Okay, I have champion time. Okay, I have champion time. And Teresa goes, yeah, because I'm a god person. She goes, oh yeah, Teresa. And I think he was psycho now. Okay, but before, let's recall, I think you're a psycho. Just, well, you know, for some reason, I always felt bad for her.

And this year, I'm trying to help this guy when I'm trying to make him be a superstar. Okay, I'm grooming him to be president of the United States. Okay, there I set it. My secret plan. Okay, literally I want to help him win. And then Teresa goes, did I ever bring up anything from your past? And I didn't bring anything up.

And Teresa goes, shut the fuck up. You're ridiculous. No, shut up. So Andy's like, well, Fuff from Breeze says, Teresa, you always cut people out. Will you ever acknowledge that you have a problem with everyone in your life? Maybe it's you. And she's like, can you reface a question? She like literally can't even watch Tootsie because the song maybe it's,

maybe it's you. So Teresa, she's like, look, we want to have a disagreement. She would come after a person I loved. And Margaret's like, no, I wasn't coming after him. She's a nice guy. He doesn't even believe, I'm sorry. She doesn't even believe I was coming after him. And so Teresa does the whole thing like, well, he's a nice guy. That's why. It's a logical, okay. I didn't even believe, I'm sorry, she doesn't even believe I was coming after him. And such a priest does the whole thing like,

well, he's a nice guy, that's why. It's a logical, okay, I didn't even hear it in. It wasn't me who heard him, okay. Oh my God, so you just start yelling over each other again. I literally have a headache, okay, right now, which I know is for me, yelling about them, yelling over each other. So then Andy's like,

we're not gonna get anywhere with this further. So listen, we've all lost our numbers. Me included, me included, I'm so excited to see if somebody makes a gift out of this. This is fun. This is fun. You know what, this is, you know, I will say I'm going to try to, I'm going to take a page from Dreeze's book

and just say things that are false until people believe it. This reader had some real moments of people coming together, you know? Like when Jackie and Jen came together for about 30 seconds and Jenna Margaret had a, they talked and, they were nice moments. And so why don't we end with you guys saying something nice about each other? Yeah, yeah, let's do that. That's something something positive. Okay, Jackie, you start.

So Jackie's like, you know what Andy? Tisha really saved my life this year and I don't think I would have had this train to do it if I didn't have the whole world holding me accountable. Great. You're fired. Congratulations. holding me accountable. Great, you're fired. Congratulations. Congratulations on an actual thought-provoking touching storyline about real issues. Bye, bitch. Take a get a mint from Tracy on your way out. Okay, so you're saying that being on this show is keeping you alive? Well, bad news. You're not on this show anymore. Oh, Dolores is like, listen, my soft watch, everybody. I mean, no matter how much we fight, I wouldn't share these couches with any other bitch. And Jennifer's like, that's why she's here. She goes, and Doris goes, yeah, yeah, ha ha ha ha ha. It doesn't really answer.

She doesn't, yeah, no thing where you're like, wait a minute. answer. So you don't think yeah no thing where you're like wait a minute. Yeah, no. Marge is like yeah celebrating much senior you know and the horrific way that all of the started you know it was very heartfelt for me to see Jennifer in any way. And Jennifer's like here's what I'm gonna work on Andy. I'm falling because laugh is about the journey. But more importantly I'm gonna acknowledge my mistakes. I'm gonna own my mistakes. And that was not the question. There. Jennifer was just off on her own monologue, which she gives every year. Oh yeah, I'm just gonna change. That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna listen and I'm gonna make an effort next time.

And Melissa, do you have something positive to say about this reunion or whatever? And she's like, you know what, for me, it was just about, you know, Antonia having a full recovery. And I'm just watching her go through the trauma of changing schools mid school year so that the little boys can have a better football career.

And, you know, she's recovered. And I pushed her back into the thing that she hates. And I just know I made the right choice. So I'm just really happy about the years of therapies. She'll be able to enjoy now. And Tarius is like, it will not happen. And he goes like, what? I'm like, that therapy is the never being, which is like, clearly not true.

She just spent, she just spent probably 18 hours in that studio screaming and cursing after a year of throwing shit all year. So there you go. So she feels so bad for Louis, you know, and she was really upset with what happened with Margaret. Because I didn't want him to get to that point, but I was like, and you think right when she's got something, you know? Right when she's finally like, I really ashamed of that behavior she goes,

I said I wasn't gonna let anyone get me to that point ever again, and I let March do it. I got it. So I'm sorry to the group for allowing Margaret to get stuff for it on her. And hey, is that Ficus plant slowly moving its way over to the sofa? What's going on over there? It's like having a tray of champagne. Is it trying to talk and someone see what's going on with that?

Ficus, let's toast your wedding, which is actually really fitting because now that Louis out of work, toast is probably all you're gonna be able to afford in your wedding. All right, let's come up with a really poetic source. Dolores and Dolores is like Listen here. You fucking cop fitness. I'm for the baddest thing. What are you gonna do about it? You know what the friendship and amends And to Jersey, I guess I don't know what the fuck you want me to say and I don't like my emotions. Okay. All right, let's drink I guess I don't know what the fuck you want me to say and I don't like my emotions. Okay. All right, let's drink. Oh, hey, and by the way, look at this, we just got another order of Maya's cookies.

She just had some extra ones sitting around and it's everyone enjoy a cookie from some her house. Oh, the cookies, the summer account and housecast didn't eat. You know, there's like a page and Sierra and I may have like a little room. A little mouth. It's like when you're like, when you see piece of paper that a hamster got got into had the little nibbles, little page. I like that, Andy, it was delicious.

All right, everybody, that brings us to the end of a season of Real Housewives of New Jersey. Thank you so much for being here. Sorry to that listener who I told the fuck off earlier. I was a little off-time. Hey, we all said things. We didn't mean there's something about it. Jersey be anywhere. We just become Jersey girls. Yeah, we just lose it. You know what? I would just like to say I'm sorry that I was pushed

to that point by that listener. Okay. But thank you guys so much for being with us all season. Super fun show. We love this show and super great season. Congrats to all the ladies for killing it. I mean, even Tracy who kind of sucked it up, you know, she did stand up to tree and do of course it was a better. She tried her best, but you know, she made a for effort and um, she tried her best. She tried her best. She's gonna miss you. She's so too big for her. Yeah, she's too big for her, but she tried. Thanks everyone for being here and for listening.

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