Watch What Crappens - RHONJ: Brudders and Sisters

Episode Date: February 8, 2023

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And that's Ben over there. Hello, Ben. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? Good. It's bad. It's my favorite real house. So I was in New Jersey, 50s music, back on our television screens, Ben. I was like, oh, this is exciting.

I'm getting like a cheer squad, welcoming me onto the episode. Yeah, that's just how all the music is on the show and it cracks me up. They play like 50s, like, I'm not, it's just their smile. Yeah, okay. Why'd you have to say, I don't know, it's just their second trial. Yeah, okay. Why'd you have to say that I enjoyed it?

I'm hot, I'm hot. You want me, but I'm hot. Too hot for you. You don't get me, because I'm hot. But, oh, by the way, never mind. I'm gonna skip that. Okay, well, welcome to the return of Real Housewives of New Jersey Day, everybody.

And thanks to everybody who came out to see Krapins Live last weekend. We will be continuing through June to find your city, go over to watchwotkrapins.com. It's all the links are there. Our next show is in, well our next two shows, the first ones in Phoenix. And this next one is in Los Angeles

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for the ballots, where do you go? The site to Ben for the ballot? It's just go to yeah, watchocrapants.com. There's a link on our website. There'll be links on our social media, really anywhere where we can pass with a link. That's where the ballot is. And you can vote as many times as you want, actually. So this is definitely not like, this is not like a fair. Well, that's how we've always done it. That people can vote. Oh really?

Well, what if I had a Jenkins sentence in her, her bot. She's gonna win everything. She was nominated for, which is every role. I mean, every prize. That's right. Diana Jenkins does have her army of bots. So we'll make it that you can only vote once. We'll actually make it like a real deal voting, like, like a real institution. So you can only vote once, how about that? You can only vote once, so make it count, but tell all your friends and have them vote too, to make sure. My gosh, I love these meetings that we have in Prop 2, just on the show, instead of like what we should be doing them.

These are really top-level discussions that need to be had about what setting you should be put on the survey monkey. Yeah, so we are going to be touring the country, right, tell June. So after those shows, we're going to Charlotte, at Mayana, Denver, Salt Lake City, Seattle, San Francisco, Toronto, Philadelphia, New York City, Washington, D.C., San Diego, St. Paul, Chicago, Columbus, Boston, and the Fox Woods casino in Mash and Tucket, Connecticut. Yeah, it's going to be so fun. It was so, it really was so great to be back out on the road last weekend in Texas. And it was just great to be back in front of audiences. Can't wait to do all these shows.

Also, I was going to say I'm really sorry because there's like drilling outside my window. Someone is drilling through cement. I don't know why, but someone's doing it. And I was going to say, I'm sorry, but I'm actually going to say you're welcome because we are talking about the season from your new Jersey. And really isn't like a jackhammer kind of like the, the, isn't that like the ASMR of New Jersey. And really isn't like a jackhammer kind of like the, isn't that like the ASMR of New Jersey? It's how I fuck, that's a tsunami fucking ass.

It's like Joe Gorka. Yeah, it's like, you know, when we are in Beverly Hills, they always show the sign, like the Beverly Hills sign, and we see Roe Deo drive. Everyone in Miami, we see like South Beach and beautiful bodies in the sun. And whenever it's in New Jersey, we just, they just keep showing the George Washington bridge

and like construction zones. Like the occasional trash barge floating down the river and construction shows. You know, you get a lot of Jersey. You hear a bunch of construction noises. You know, a bunch of workers aren't gonna get paid. And you know, in a couple of months, Frank is gonna show up with crutches, you know?

Yeah, so the drilling is really just a way to make us feel like we're all really just there in New Jersey. We're in Teneflie with everyone going on. Yeah. So we open with this Monster Mash music, whatever they're doing with that. And we check in on all the ladies. Where are they in their lives? We go over to two research you guys. He's like, hey baby, what's your main gun? And Louise's like, oh, sausage. I know you'll love a hot sausage, ha, check. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha And Melissa here, Melissa go, Joe, Joe, the chandelier came in. Can you bring it down?

Can you bring it downstairs? So, uh, Oh, you better wipe it off first, eh? That would have seemed me shirtless? Eh. They have the kids bring the chandelier down to the basement and she's like, come on, Joe, it says fragile. Hand it with the care.

Don't have the kids take it downstairs. I'm like, I think it would actually benefit those chandeliers to have the kids just like send it down to those basement steps. I don't know if it can stick it downstairs. I'm like, I think it would actually benefit those chandeliers to have the kids just like send it down those basement steps. I don't know. In case anyone hasn't seen the chandeliers, please just Google it, and then you'll see how much they would benefit

from like some light shattering. Oh yeah, these like those big hairy monster things. I think so. I'm like the monster at the end of a, like nope. It's like the monster at the end of a, like, nope. It's like the monster at the end of nope. So, Gina, I haven't seen nope. I haven't seen nope, but if the monster at the end of nope looks like Melissa Gorgaschandalear,

that is some terrifying shit that I put out there. That's terrifying. So he's like, God, don't worry, this kid can bench two waiting pounds. And then Gino, of course, does try to do the chandelier and immediately drops it on his feet. And he's like, oh, my. So then we have, then we go over to Joe Benino and he's like sitting on a chair and Margaret's over him. And he's like, what do you do in Margie?

Okay, don't be a drama queen. Joe. Joe. Okay, come on, open up your nose. Here I come. I'm Margaret's over him and he's like, what are you doing, Margie? He goes, okay, don't be a drama queen, Joe. Joe, okay, come on, open up your nose, here I come. I'm coming in, Joe, come on, here I go, Joe. She got a little nose clippers, she starts jamming it up as nostrils. He's like, oh! He's like, come on, I can't see no taste coming out of you. Nothing makes me more nauseous than that, Joe. And he's like, then close your eyes.

Okay. So then we go to Jen with her kids. She's got her foot up in a boot thing. And she's like, Hey, baby, could you get me a glass of water? I just hate being so immobile. And Gabrielle, all the kids are around her. And Gabrielle is like, Gertot looks really fat, mom, and then Olivia leans in and goes, it looks so gross.

Hey, baby, stop it. so gross. Her famous summer. I'm a gym partner. So I can ask more, ask them a drink, baby. They're like, guys, my beer's so extra. So we go over to Dolores who's on FaceTime with Gabby, who's holding a little catch. Like, oh my god, Gabby, what is that? Like, it's a baby mom.

You're not bringing the baby home. Promise me you're not bringing the baby. Gabby's brought home four dogs, Chinchy that's Chinchilla, a bearded dragon. I found a cat in my new closet and she gave this to me. He don't even let me hear that much. What do you care if there's a new cat in your closet? This is almost as bad as the time I came home and I found that Gabby had put a boa constrictor in the curic machine. She said that I have to live somewhere. You know, same animals in your own house. You know what I mean?

Be kind on your own time. Ma'am, that's what I say. So she's like, Gabby's like, what are you doing? She's like, why is she supposed to go on a date with pool, but he tested positive for COVID. No, extreme fetishini. He's gonna need about three days to pass that. And Dolores, I've never been in a relationship like this

before a man who pox his motorcycle on a driveway. I can't believe it. I can't believe how smitten I'm gushy I am. Look at me, I'm just gushing everywhere. Look. She goes gushing. You know what? Being happy.

That's the key. Wow. Glad you figured that one out, Dave. Good for you. So then Frank comes in. To the wash. To wash. To wash.

And you have to knock Frank. Yeah, knock this. What does that even mean? And Gabby goes, as long as he's not knocking kittens, look like this beautiful new... All right, you're not bringing that home, Gabby, all right? I gotta go. So, she's like, wow Frank, I was just talking to Gabby.

She looks just like me because no she doesn't. Yeah, she does. Hey Frank, someone just said the other day, Gabby sure looks like you. And he goes, who said that, right, Charles? That was good, Frank, a very current reference. Yeah, we'll tell Gabby that I got it on my kitchen. I got to get rid of it. So we go to Melissa and Joe's house. And Melissa's like, um, Joe, when is my kitchen done? That's the real question, Joe, because Antonia's gonna be in a senior year. She wants to be in a new house.

Yeah, just putting it on Antonia. And then Antonia is, she's turning 16 and she's like really excited to get a new car but she doesn't wanna drive her brothers to school. She's like, they're annoying and they smell like B.O. And then one of them just throws a ball at her head. I was like, it cannot be easy growing up as a girl in the Gorka household.

Yeah. So Melissa's like, oh Joe, you're like my nails. I didn't for the roller skating party because I'm gonna do a roller skating party because every one who knows Melissa Gorka knows eighties is my vibe, okay? I thought that's just what they said about this cast. I don't know.

That's the whole show. It's like the whole show's all that good vibes. Yeah. That's like, somewhere Tamer Barney has very upset with this. So she's like, I mean, I was looking up to two older sisters. They were so 80s. I love the big hair.

I love the outfits. And one can only imagine how much aquanet my long missing sister use will never know. So Frank is back to Frank and Dolores Frank. So you're taking poorly. What's this skating thing? He's got fetishini and congestion, congestion. Frank. Okay. And this house, by the way, is a fucking mess. Okay. Nice job. Well, it should get to a new house and now there's just shit everywhere in this house. What is it?

It's in Chile in there for crying out loud. There's like a huge stuffed animal thing. There's, did they have a baby? Like what's, it's like a hula hoop against a wall, a huge stuffed koala. The fuck is going on in this house? Well, Gabby is rehabilitating this koala and I said Gabby, it's a stuffed animal. It's not even real. She said, I don't care, my, I want to rebuild it. Any animal I see.

So we got a koala now. It looks like you're moving out of here. I didn't stay here because I didn't want to make him feel uncomfortable. So, yeah, Frank, stay where you are. It's good. Okay, just stay there. But I barely see you anymore. So, Frank is used to being my guy in life, but Paul is very old school. You're my woman and you're with me. And that's it. He grabs your weave, shoves you in a cave and gives you a chicken mic. You know, it's everything I always dreamed of. Yeah, look at me. Gushing. Frank said, well, the law, I want to be able to be in a room with you and Paul, you know, children, everything feel comfortable.

And she's like, I always, I was always accessible to everyone, but now I'm only accessible to Paul. And that's the way the relationship I want, to why I want right now, to be only accessible to one man at a time. Well, I mean, let's be honest, I'm accessible to all of them, but I'll say I'm accessible only to Paul. So then the kids are making fun of Jen's boot, still back at Jen's house. And she's like, I just feel like I've had a slew of bad luck. I mean, first Margaret was fucking with my life. And then my February got stolen. So of course, my mom was like, you got an evil eye. And we have to

do a Turkish religious ceremony called a coup-show and they get rid of bad energy. So I went under a sheet. Some cocking me means shit, done to my mom. And then I was at a 50th birthday party for Theresa and Shafant Dance and they literally broke Motto. What? I'm not talking about Shafant Dance, baby. So Gabriella's like, well, me. She broke her toe on Shafant Dance. I think Gabrie alley goes, well, maybe this has nothing to do with the negative energy

and you're just in your head. Hey, I do believe that someone put the evil eye on me, baby. And that's someone who's just like ultra jealous who wants me to fail. So it's definitely coming from Dolores, baby. And then the bill comes in. Ding dong. Knock, knock.

Him a speed to lawyers. So then back to Frank, Frank's like, so what was the last time you saw Jennifer anyway? And Dolores is like New York, and we haven't spoken since, and we won't. And then we see a clip of the reunion, and Dolores saying, what have I done? This so egregious to her, nothing.

And then it cuts to the reunion. And her going, you stupid cut fitness. So the producer is like, why do you think she called you out for not being a good friend? You know what, I actually don't know. I mean, I gave her one of Gabby's lizards as a gift. I thought that was very friendly. But you know what, she badmouthed me to people,

talked bad about me on social media, parked a motorcycle in my living room after I finally got rid of David's, it was wrong. I feel like I backed him more than anybody ever fucking did. So for someone to say anything different, get the fuck out of my face. And you know what, don't talk to me about her, Frank.

Okay, and what she's said to me, she's just like Chinchy, when I found it in my, yeah, I'm in my crocs, are we dead? Dead to me. So then back to Bill, he's like, am I going to talk to Delauré? Is he? You know what, baby? The minute I told him my feelings were hurt, the Lord picked up my seat, he called me and say, call me a C and X Tuesday. That's a friend. You call that a friend? She dismissed me like my feelings weren't even

important, baby. And it's crazy. I never thought that they would come where I'd say I'm actually in a better place with Melissa Gork and a steep and slight idiot than I am with Dolores, baby. This is such a gen beginning of the season where she just comes back completely not understanding why everyone hates her after she just was a vial to every single person in the reunion. Just, oh my. I mean, she was so gross. And now she's like, what? You hurt me. I'm hurt one ear.

Look at my toe. She always plays the victim. So now we go back over to the Gorgas and Joe is like, so you invite Theresa. And she's like, well, I didn't want to leave anyone out. I was like, but you get left out. And so Melissa tells us that Teresa picking one person, the one person who's her brother's only wife or only brother's wife and saying, I'm going

to exclude you as a big fuck you. Sorry. Everyone's playing the victim. No, it's fine. Everyone's playing the victim. Everyone's busy. Yeah, everyone has been victimized. You know, when I'm sure that Teresa would say straight up,

fuck you, it is a big fuck you. Why would she have you there? So you guys don't like each other. So Joe's like, well, you know what? She's show how she really feels and that's sad. And she's like, yeah, and that's why I texted her that day. And then we see the text and it's like, Teresa, I don't care if I'm in your wedding.

I don't need to be in your wedding. I just can't fight anymore. Let's start fighting or something like that. And she's like a sleep moji, probably enough. Yeah. So then she's like, and then all of a sudden I get a text inviting us to Teresa's birthday party on some private island with Teresa's quote-unquote closest people to her. Really, we haven't heard from you in two months.

I don't think so. So then we go back to Teresa and she's like, oh my God, babe, I love my flowers and my balloons. It's because there's like balloons everywhere that Louis put up. He's like, yeah, it came out nice, right, Trey? Yeah, at first I was like, I'm not gonna embrace 50, but like, I don't like, but like, I know I don't look 50. So like, I'm like embracing not 50 because I'm 50, but like, I'm embracing how I look, which is like, young, younger, number, not number,

I'm bracing there. That's it, I'm bracing there. Air, air, bracing. And then the kids start coming out in Louis, Jr. is like, hey, that can happen, make pizza. And then the kids start coming out. And Louis Jr. is like, hey, that can have you make pizza? And he's like, sure, yeah, it's gonna be some pizza. So then the guest arrived. We see Louis mother, Iris, and Louis senior, the dad. And Teresa is like, when I met his family, I said, please, let it go, Wells.

And then I got to say, it's been a dream, did it go. Well, and then I got it saying, it's been a dream dead. It's been a dream dead. The mom's like, happy birthday. 50. Listen, honey, 50's just a number and my number is unlisted. Ah, anybody. Ah, Louis senior.

Come on, get like bottom shot. And Louis has his dad helping. Louis is like obsessed with his pizza oven in case anyone forgot from last season. And he's like making pizzas outside. He's like, hey, bud, help me out with the pizzas. And it just like cuts the Louis just raging into the pizza dough.

He's like, oh my God, that'll be a thin crust for sure. It's bounded into an inch of its life. I've never seen cheese tossed onto a pizza so angrily. So, I know. It's so mad at the cheese. It's like pizza shut up. And Teresa tells us that his mom is a therapist. So she's like very old one, I've had a family and then we all like lifting each other

opted it. And you know Teresa is just gonna be more of a full shit than ever this season because her diary room session is her head and then right to the right of it is a giant painting of a heart. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

So Joe Gorgah is like, meanwhile, he's whipping himself into a frenzy. He's like, you know what bothers me the most is the way she treated you. Yeah, she admitted what we really are Which is not close and she's like I have my people now Yeah, and that's why I couldn't answer the phone couldn't go to a birthday party. I was so disappointed. It's like sad So then back with Louis and tree that we said did you see the flowers from your brother?

And he's like yeah, you know what? from your brother? He's like, yeah, I'm sorry, I didn't hear. And he's like, yeah, you know what? I just don't think he should be mad about nothing. And then we see fights where Joe's like, he's sitting over there next to her calling me a bitch boy. And Teresa going, sorry, maybe I'm a bitch boy. Ha ha ha ha. I'm like, no, you can never forgive this. I know, I don't know why he should be mad at you.

As she's like, yeah, well, maybe you're a bitch boy. Like, yeah, I don't know why he should be metty you as she's like, yeah, well, maybe we'll up bitch boy. I don't know why on earth would Joe Gorgher be upset about that? Is this her climate bitch boy on TV? I don't know why. Oh, so they're like, he's just immature. Yeah, it's just weak. It's immature. He's insecure. And then he's screaming. And she's like, well, I don't think this is my brother. I think it's a Melissa. He just follows a lot. Yeah. Okay. With your internalized misogyny, it's your fucking brother.

Okay. But also like you called him a bitch boy. Like you just completely just. Only on Jersey does that even matter. I feel like I get called a bitch boy 13 times a week. Like I don't care. Yeah. Or at least at least at least center people's breath.

Well, they have like an entire brawl because he called her scum once. So I think bitch boy and scum are kind of like same cheer of InSolzzi. You know what these Stagorkas are talking Jersey. Yeah, so Ellie who's that I thought I haven't like oh Melissa. She's like I thought I haven't Louis. She'd be happy and she's worse than ever It's time for a crapence commercial. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest

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And Louis, Louis seniors like, dear God, we thank you for the gift. That's a Risa. And we ask that you give extended families and Teresa and Teresa. Please don't let this journey with Sir Lisa and on some deserted island with 20 guys who were naked promising each other to do better. Please Lord, there's only so much a father can take. And Lord, while we do appreciate this bound to you give us and how lucky we are to be able to eat it, we could do with maybe one fewer pizzas. There's been a lot of pizzas around here lately. We get it.

Lord, you've created pizza ovens and mankind has learned how to use them, but could you also maybe teach mankind to use other kind of ovens too, just asking for a friend? Amen. Dear Lord, I'd love to poop. That's all I can do. Dear Lord, when do I tell my son I'm locked up in tolerance? Oh, so then they get presents for a Teresa. She gets a bracelet from my girls and she said, girls, girls, girls, hey, tell the family all I want for my birthday. And they look for us not to fight ever, mom.

Yeah, because that's what I'm going through with my brother. I don't want you to go through that. And they're like, we want mom. Sisters are different. She goes, yeah, I wish I had sisters. I got sisters now, though. Ah. And she tells us, you know what, like lately,

it's been like Valley to Maltes, it's been very toxic. Yeah, it's toxic. So then they do it here. It's the 50 more years of Teresa. And then we have this weird song. And now we go to the roller rink party and we hear like a very sad, tricky, monical, phoning it in moment where she goes, fear the syncopation, take me to the top, don't ever stop.

And that's all we hear. All right, Paul, that's good enough. Just send it over to the New Jersey people. They have low standards anyway. It was just the eight. He's had some synth on there. We'll be fine. Paul. I'm sure no girl boss. Nothing about armor boss. I was. No, Paul. They don't care about the boss in the 80s. There's only one boss in the 80s. His name is Bruce Springson. I'm sure there's no singing about him. Send it in. I ran to Singapore with nothing really. Just send it. Send it. So then Melissa's doing that thing where she's really trying to sell something with a high-squilly voice

Yeah, she's really really into it and Margaret shows up with Marge senior and she's like oh my god This is my thing. I'm very excited. Are you ready, Mom? Are you ready? Yes, well, I am, Margie, but I'm not always getting, oh, Mom, you can barely walk. Why would you even say you'd be brought a skater to crying out loud? That was for you, Joan. That was a little walking humor for you, Joan.

1980s March was amazing. Heavy eyeline, a double session into roller brink, and then I'd meet my boyfriend, they did the have sex. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. So then people start arriving and Frank is like, the Lord, you got skates? I can't believe you got your old skates drawer. I do.

Come on Frank, of course I told you I got skates. Basically I just attached some wheels to some steel garlic bread and put them on my shoes. What else do you want from me? It's basically a chinchilla cut into with some wheels glued on it my shoes. What else do you want from me? It's basically a chinchilla cut in two with some wheels glued on it. All right, what do you want from me? By the way, you know our daughter Gabby, she has a real problem. She says she's buying a new pair of crocs. She actually brought crocodiles over. She's got a real problem, Frank. You got to talk to her. So Frank is with this young girl and her name is Brittany. She's like,

I love those. Dolores goes, yeah, oh, sweet Britney. Hello, Britney. She and Frank dated over the years, stitches to real good couple for each other. Besides the age gap at 25 years, I mean, some of my dogs are older than Britney. And Britney's like, I got my shoe on my gap is perfect. Yeah. Yeah. So Jack, and Evan show up, and then Evan's dress his 80s outfit is like a outfit is like a blue polo shirt with like a pink sweater draped around his shoulders and blows like, oh I remember you kind of guys, you're all douche bags. Yeah, and now we run the world. Yeah. Whole bunch of douche bags. Listen, are you in the market for two crocodiles? Because I may know someone. two crocodiles because I may know someone. So she asked them, she was like, so they're all talking about like Teresa, Teresa gonna come is Teresa gonna come. She was, listen,

last time I saw Teresa, she was disgusting to me. And then we just see a clip of the reunion of Teresa going, shut the fuck up, Margaret, you dumb bitch. And we got back. She treated me so poorly. Even the Louis was telling her to stop and we get a clip of Louis going, you're really making a mistake, how you're behaving right now. Yeah, come down to recess. It's just like every single thing is my fault. It's like crazy shit. It's all crazy. So then Theresa and Louis arrive and Theresa has this great 80s costume with the 80s glasses

and everything. And I'll say, did not look that different from what you normally wears. It's really not. It's like she's going to play play tennis and also did you stop at the sizzle tan? I mean my god both It's it's like offensive At this point I know So yeah, so molasses, you know, she's like there was you know We haven't spoken since the reunion and there were a lot of lines drawn in the sand that day. I'm out of girls. Yeah, she was so rude to Joe.

She was so rude to Joe. Okay. I mean, hey, girls, let's just stand here and look at Teresa while she walks in and she can see how upset we are. And I look at us. Look at us looking at her. Okay. We're mad now, girls.

So then Josie is Louis and he's like, you didn't dress up, which is going to be probably a huge offense later in the season. You know, it's going to be really upset about. And then it's like, well, I was going to wish up from the 80s. And she's like, I told him, like, I got to do what's cut some off, right? Yeah. And Joe just turns away. He's like, he's been polite for five seconds. He's done his duty.

So he turns back to everyone else. And Teresa's like, I mean, I came at it to your party. And he didn't even speak to me like, why do you even invite it is me? Bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling. So then we get Jennifer Debatou, Marge's Margaret's lap now friend. She comes over and she's like, I'm telling you right now, you're going down, Skate as,

you're going down. Hey, put some respect on her name. She's not Jennifer number two. She's Jennifer Fezla, okay. She's the Fes, the Fes, my star, the Fesorama, the Queen Fes are in round these parts. It's Jennifer Fesla. So then she's just like cracking a bunch of jokes. She's like, I never said I was skating high. Hey, I'm like, let the fuck, let the fuck go with my aunt bitch. You know what they didn't let her. Then we hear, oh, ow. And Melissa starts screaming because Marge is falling on her butt.

And Marge is like, oh my god, my wrist, I cracked my wrist. You know what, oh god, I'm all right. It just hurts like a motherfucker. Okay, do you have ice? Do you have a Snickers cream up made into little ice cubes that you could put on this? Please, please, please. Like this is why you always get a carry on to think it's creamer in your bag,

not just for the icing qualities, but also to break your falls. Okay, this is disaster. So then Theresa Margaret shared a sort of a cold kiss below. And Theresa's like, last time I saw her, I didn't like what I didn't like that I was liation out.

So I know Louise's very forgiven. So I've always had problem forgiven and stuff. So Louise like we can do something about it. And so now I'm just gonna say forgiven all and that's gonna count, okay? Yeah, I said forgive myself. And Louise like we good and she's like we're fine. It's just right.

It's like she'll take a fucking swing and she's like a die, she's cool. I got the control. She's just a lady, a lady in a man's world it's all yeah so then a tree is on a couch and you see her in therapy it's like oh yeah I was in therapy with therapy with T. Get therapy no quill I love that name she's like so you're working on being more calm versus the way you were a year or two ago Oh, and you just you just threw your water at me

So I guess we're gonna have a few more sessions to work on this great. And I like the Teresa cuz I want to learn that you can be calm and after Well things that people that's a no-no Yeah, wow Teresa. What is this episode? Yeah, wow, what is this episode? See some 13 or something? Teresa's like maybe I should throw things at people. Oh, yeah So then we see Tracy Johnson the iconic Tracy Johnson sort of skating by and then now we get the first Newcast member Dan yell Danielle to be his friend. She sort of looks a little bit like Suzanne summers You know and Danielle Teresa's friend. She sort of looks a little bit like Suzanne Summers, you know, and

she looks like Alexis. Bellino. Alexis Bellino. Yeah. She looks like she looks like Alexis Bellino and Suzanne Summers kind of like merged maybe. Yeah. And every time they show her husband, it says Nate Cabral. Yeah. So I guess he's a big deal. Nate Cabral. It's not just her husband or whatever. So she's like, oh hi, everyone. I need a drink before I stroke out. Yeah, and then she's like, how are you?

Oh, she's like, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. She is the person who spits highs at you when you say hello to her. She gets like 10 highs in one second. And then she's like, I cannot take the crimp. She says, thank you for acknowledging because this took to hours. I'm not even lying about that. So Dan Yells, stepmother was married

to Caroline's brother, which is how Teresa knows her. That's too much. It's a lot. I can't because her stepmom was married to you. I can't even do that math in my head. I'm too stupid for that. So then Jen comes with a little knee thing, you know, because she's one in many of a housewife

lineage that breaks their ankle or whatever. So she's on one of those little pushy knee things. And everyone's like, oh my god, it's Jennifer. Oh my god, she said anything about calling me the seabirds anybody. No, I haven't heard anything about her, calling you the seabird. So she, Jennifer starts hugging people and telling them that she broke her toe.

And Melissa comes over and Jackie's like, oh hi there. I'm Jackie. Danielle's like, oh no, Jackie, our Jackie. Jackie's like, oh hi there, I'm Jackie. Danielle's like, oh hey, she has, are Then he's like, oh, hey, she is. Are you from Franklin Lakes? She is. Staten Island. There's a difference between a Staten Island girl and a Jersey girl.

Jersey girls are like, hi, I'm from Jersey. And Staten Island girls are like, hey, I could fight you on stuff. And that's me. Staten Island. Want a piece? Cup Peach? Yeah, that's what makes me fucking incredible, a jazz kid in.

So then, that Delora joins this group of women who are all talking, and Delora's like, hi, Melissa. Oh, look, it's my Jackie. Look at my beautiful Jackie. And then she looks at Jennifer, Jennifer number one, and just scowls and just turns away at Jen's. Like, you know what, baby, I'm a vulnerable lawyer, it's because last time I tried to talk to her,

she said, fuck you, you can't fend this. Ugh. And Melissa's like, come on, Jen, you guys work at France. She goes, and the thing she says, I wouldn't say to a friend or an enemy. So then to Laura's, it's like, oh, you know what? She walked off. She walked off away from me, and that's the problem.

Okay, what are we in the school yard? She's a child and then we get a burr. Endless like I just don't find the way that she's treating me to be very wanted. So now there's like more roller skating and Teresa's going around laughing. This is fun. And Jennifer is like I don't find anything fun about this by the way. So then Melissa goes and greets Rachel and John, our second set of newbies. And Melissa knows them because she knows Rachel because their sons are best friends. And Melissa is like, you know, some people you just click with, you know, like Kyle Richards. She's a good time, you know, Shoresh was born in 1991, but helps me feel young being around people born in the 90s. And this is Rachel, the one with the real pointy she-na, she's got kind of a she-na quality,

quality about her, like a pointy nose, she's like a she-na, she's like a New Jersey she-na. And so Rachel's like, oh so had I do for the 80s. It's a 90s girl. Oh my god, that never works out Well, and that's such a friend of Melissa thing to say to like yeah, hi everybody. How did I do being so much younger than all of you hands? I was a baby while you guys were all in the prime of your lives literal baby literal child The decade following your prime, in fact. So Margaret's like, oh, that's so fucked up. I think I have underwear older than F and 1991. I guess what Joe certainly has nose here as that old.

Joe is disgusting. I'm gonna throw up in my face. Okay, I've already got a broken wrist. I don't need to ice it in my own vomit. I mean, nose here is like a joke. Sorry. So the guys who are over there talking and they're like, where's Laura's?

Ding dong! Frank's like, she's here. Paulie's not here, though. And then Dolores comes over and she goes, another doctor in the house, hi, Bill. And Dolores, Frank's like, Dolores, if Paulie wouldn't shake, would he even come to this thing?

Ah. Yeah. And, and, and he's like, he has COVID, it's called Frank. And I was's, oh, last minute COVID. Mm, guess, you know what, you're gonna love him and Frank goes, yeah, well, you better be loyal to me, motherfucker. Oh, what do you mean, this loyal jerk off face? Ah, you know, you better be loyal to me, answer what I said.

What are you talking about? Don't even start jerk off motherfucker, but face, not nose, no one I'm saying Frank. I'm sorry. I'm running. I have steam up and up all night with a chinchilla barkin. So every time I look at this girl Brittany that Frank is dating, I start doing math in my head. It's like when you're shopping and you're like doing the tax in your head, like how much is this really going to cost? You know what I mean? Because if they're 25 years apart and Frank is 53,

then what does that make her? Come on, you can do it, Ben, I believe in you. Wait, you said it's $358.33. No, he is 53, and they're 25 years apart. So how was that make up? I thought she was 33 and he is 58. I wrote down that he's 58 and she's 33, which would make them 25 years apart.

Well, yeah, they're 25 years apart for sure, but I mean, I just keep doing the math. And it's so weird because I'm putting in the numbers. But every time I press the equal, I just get open roast beef sandwich. So I'm not really sure. But I think this might be when it does, he gets old up, but I stay the same situations. It's older, but I stay the same situations. Yeah, I'm not sure 33, 33 may just be more of a aspirational age, maybe. Yeah, go. The emotional age.

Goal age. Goal age. That's how she presents, maybe, but I'm not sure if it's a factual age, if that's what you're trying to say. Yeah. So then Frank is talking to Joe later. By the way, Teresa roller skating is hilarious Okay, she can't do it. She's just she's one of those people that just kind of flings her way around the rink and then grabs onto the wall and then flings herself again

Yeah, she definitely get a shot of her just like crashing into a railing like her roller skating energy is like someone falling off a building So Frank's like he got a to talk to your sister, proud. And he's like, my sister made very clear where we stand as a family. And I can't do it. You know, I didn't do that to her. She did. You will saw it. I'm the victim here. And Laura's just because, yeah, Joe, I've seen a lot of things. And Brittany's like, yeah, and you and your sister should be close, you know, being the target loss of parents. You know, when you stand in front of your parents and they say,

do they say, Hey, your family, you, you stick together for me, you do it. It's like when you go to your parents and you say, my, I got a new guy. And your mom says, I don't care because I don't got a new cookie. What are you going to do to fix this? So you get a real cookie. What are you going to do? It's like that. Yeah, it's just a different dynamic now. And Frank's like, like us the law, a different dynamic. I can't even play. She goes, tell them to shut the fuck up. I like that Frank is trying to pull this storyline. He's such a housewife. He's like, I'm very upset that Delois is ignoring me.

So then we go to Rachel. She's like, my match has got both talks and a whole fucking eyelid is drooping over her eyeball. Then Jackie goes, why? She goes, I don't know. And she goes to some guy in Pharamis, but I'm telling you this, it was not Jennifer's husband. I guess this means that Daniel's boob doctor is still in business. Daniel's still up there. Now we got two Daniels. Can't even tell one 10 years I mean 20 Joes you know that's the show we're hard so then it's tree Jen and Jen both Jen so Jen too is like hey Teresa but it's yet by fake she like how long yeah I only hang out with

fun people so sorry if you weren't buying it Yeah, so Jennifer 8 in a Roker foot or toe or whatever it was in to loom which continues the narrative on Bravo that all the fascinating stuff that happens off camera happens in to loom Yes, it's we're continuing the Tulum trend, Bob. Bravo. So, Jen is like, I know the friends, like, you know, not everyone's having the easiest time with you, but, you know what, I know Margaret. Did you know that? I do.

I love Margaret, okay. And she felt me on you. And, you know what, I know she's very upset about it, Teresa. And Teresa, like, me too. Why don't you just sit down and talk it over Teresa So Teresa walks over to Marvich's like hi And she's like I want to invite you over to my house. She's to what to bury me in your backyard No, so we can talk. Oh, okay. Well guess what we left on a very bad note. It's like watching Jennifer Fezzler at karaoke bad notes left and right.

You know, it was a bad look at it. I didn't feel good about like, you know, like, I didn't feel good about, you know, you So about I'm sorry. I can't read my writing. I didn't feel good about learning to use husband And you know what if you come over I'll have some cheese and crackers. I'm right You used to spend and you know what if you come all about I'll have some cheese and crackers all right I Am I in some weird twilight sound? I mean this behavior is very not Theresa. What a Jennifer Fesla say to her I can't which tell all the girls in ten of flying including Sabrina what Jennifer Fesla what you do Jennifer Fesla did until Lisa is crazy and then Marge goes to Jackie and she goes,

well, I talked to Teresa, I guess I'm going to go about for cheese and crackers. And Jackie goes, well, at least says that's to throw it to you. How do you figure? I mean, charcuterie is pretty rough, okay? Can we do pizza? Yeah, I mean, charcuterie, you can really do a whole bunch of individual throws, you know,

because it's like design, it's like a little micro pellets, as opposed to, you know, like a drink, you only get to throw it once. It's a single use throw. But like, as we saw with Melissa Gorga, although Melissa Gorga wasted it, you can take a whole bowl of cheese cubes. You can really do anything with that.

So Dolores is like, I've known Rachel for years because Rachel and Brittany used to train together and Frankie was Hattrana. And then we see this picture of them getting ready for one of those body contests that Teresa was doing where they're just like burnt bacon. I mean, they both just like burnt bacon and bikinis. The longer you think of that image of burntbacon and Bikini is it really. It's really fast and in concept. Yeah, they're just burnt bacon.

It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. So the male Melissa is talking to Gen 2 and Gen 2 is like, I'm getting a drink and sitting on this fucking couch. And that's really all. I just wrote down everything that Gen 2 said because I was kind of fascinated by her. I love Gen 2 already.

I like her because she has a different friend of energy. A lot of the friend-ups we have that come on are sort of younger and they're wide eyed and you can see them feeling like every moment they're on camera. It's like they're moment to embrace everyone. But Gen Faseler sort of feels like, she's like, you know what, I've been on the sidelines for 10 years,

I don't even care anymore. I'm just, just, look, I'm gonna put on an all-dynamed jumpsuit and just film me, okay, I'll just give you gems, you decide what you wanna do with them. I also think it's funny that this time they gave them all friends up, like they all get to pick somebody to come in and be on their side, you've got two there for March.

You've got Rachel there for Melissa and you've got Danielle there for tree, right? Yeah. So, like that. So anyway, so then we got a Rachel and tree and Rachel's like, so do you know that my son and Melissa's son's the best friends? Did you know that? And Teresa goes, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, I got to hit you already, you know, I know.

And she's like, I am Italian and she goes, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah and she's like, yeah, this is my party animal frame, Jennifer. Jennifer's, good fats all of her best. And so Dolores comes in and joins the group and Jennifer immediately walks away. So Dolores is like, Jennifer, come here, don't walk away. Okay, don't walk, this is like what I said to Pauli and the defibrillator, don't walk away. You need this right now.

Okay, this is the second time you're walking awayillator, don't walk away. You need this right now. Okay. This is the second time you're walking away. Do you want to walk away again? Because I want to invite your husband to something. And she just starts like threatened inviting. It's like a really weird tone. They don't walk away. You know what?

You ain't cause broken. Well, that would be good. I'll put them in a calendar. Okay, for charity. Because I got a softball game to raise money again for the breast cancer center. So I was thinking Let's do a sexy calendar shoot, you know like the sexy fireman accept ours will be you know like sexy guy who never puts railings in what he says he's going to

Yeah, or sexy sexy guys with long hair nose hairs something like that sexy guys with inexplicable hard boobs did on myself sexy guys punching pizza dough and she's like oh my god So yeah, I'm like is that all you wanted to say to me baby and the loads like yeah, that's it She's okay. Well, I guess you told me what you had to say to me, baby? And the Lord was like, yeah, that's it. She was, okay, well, I guess you're telling me what you had to say. And that's fine. I'm going to go find beer right now.

You know what? She tells us, you want me to do a favor for you? Evan, you got nothing to say to me. Got it. But if you want my husband's help for charity, then I'm not going to punish him. Even though you've been a fucking bitch to me. And you're welcome.

So Danielle is telling, she goes through the other girls and she's like, that was an awkward situation. That was just in a what? What's that awkward situation? And sat in Ireland, we'd call that awkward, okay? But in terms of we say awkward, you know, like in a more fun way. And the lures is like, this is the second time she's walked away from me. She was, oh, no, that was me because I said, Jen, come over here.

Listen, you aren't over there, Danielle. It happened twice already. Okay. You know what? I'm going to need some time before I talk to Jen, okay? Because I didn't do anything to her. I didn't go out to her. I don't like how I was treated. This is like a high school jerk off over here.

You know what I'm saying? I was like, what is it? That's so hot. So then Danielle's house, I'm like trying to remember my high school jerk off. So I'm like, was it? That's so hot. So then Daniel's house, I'm like trying to remember my high school jerk off. So I'm like, so then Daniel's house, Daniel's like Valentina. Oh, so now, yes. So now we go to regular life, right? So we're at Daniel the DS that my little lady. She's like, Valentina, get up Valentina. And her daughter's like, I want to sleep. Ma. You know, when they say you wake up on the wrong side of the bed, totally rings true for a four-year-old.

In the morning, I die. I lose 10 years off my life. I sweat like a mongrous. I don't even know if a mongrous even sweats. But according to the Lord, she's got a mongrous living in a basement now and she says it'll out of sweat, but that could be just from Frank.

Anyway, I digress. You know what? As a parent, you got to pick your, pick and choose your battles. And my battle is Mongoose sweat. She's like, my battle is trying to get the kid ready for school. So she's like, Valentina, how about this shirt? She's like, hey, how about this one? Hate that one.

Hate that one. Burn that outfit. Kill that outfit. Strangle it. Barrier. He's like, jeez, Valentina. Yeah, hard. Valentina has high standards, okay? So then in walks Dominic, who is her son, he's like seven years old, and he's like dressed in like a little t-shirt, but he also has like a white short-sleeved shirt over it and

everything. And then he's like, oh my god, he's going to be hot babe. And it's like, yeah, but he looks cute. Now, no, you got him like he's going to the prom already. Come on, take it off. Come on, it's ridiculous. And she's like, I put the looks cute. Now, no, you got him, like he's going to the prom already. Come on, take it off. Come on, it's ridiculous.

And she's like, I put the period and the exclamation point on everything, because I'm the boss. And so the dad's coming to Sun's hair. And she's like, my kids are impeccable. My Sun's hair is harder than the time served by a judoist. And she's like, there's not enough gel, babe. I need more gel. And then she tells us my daughter has

the giant bows and the ponytails and she's like baby lean into mummy's boobies and I'll get these bows on ya. So then like then Dominic and Dominic's down in the kitchen with Nate and he's like I'm gonna pull on myself playing on cereal so he takes the cereal and just pours it all over the counter. And he's got sunglasses on. And then it's like, you can't have full mommy. It's gonna be down here soon. He's gonna yell at both of us. So then she's like, my son Dominic is seven years old

and he's at gym. My daughter Valentina, she's gonna give us a run for money. It's just to Valentina giving them all the finger. Yeah, she is at my husband. He like a freaking a John is he's a freaking a Don is so then Dominic comes in. Yeah, those crazy sunglasses are like pink with flowers all over him and she's got the Kyle Richards chessboard floors and she also has like a plastic outdoor topiary inside. I think it's so, sure to see, you know.

So yeah, so then she has, she's also pulled out like a little bit of a, maybe it's like a crudershape, play it or something like that. And Dominic is like, is that Jasmine Rice? Oh, come on, honey, it's a dip, it's a dip. And then that's like, it's hummus dip. Look, if you took a piece of broccoli and put it in there, I would give you whatever you want, Dominic. And the dad's like zero chance.

He's sad for you, sad for you, and Dominic is sad for you because your son didn't try anything. You just got roasted, mom. And... Ha, ha, ha. She was wondering, you know who we could roast daddy, roast daddy. Well, I also like that she like rejects it, because no, I didn't. We roast daddy instead. No, I've seen your application for roasting mommy and mommy says, no, that was not a roast.

Try again. And Donald, I'm gonna say, yeah, daddy, I'll roast you because you have big guns. And Valentina's like, yeah, you do the booby thing. And that's you the booby thing. And so he does that thing where he flexes his packs and they like move up and down. They're all cheering. And then we get the love story. Daniel's like, when I saw my man in a club, I wasn't trying to date. I just had my eyes on him. So dreamy, you know, and the clubs are bumping and we're like this. And he's like he leans over to me and he goes, I'm gonna like make all your dreams come true. And I'm like, yeah, but you know what I want? I want a topo rary inside. And he's

like, I'll do it for you, baby. And he did. He did. I'm the luckiest girl in all of Bergen County. Wow. Uh, honest. So she's like after booby surgery, mommy could do the booby thing too. You want to see it? She moves her boobs and Valent Margaret's house and Joey B is like, Margie, your coffee's almost ready. Oh, Joe, Joe, yeah, come on, you gotta do my hair. Don't do the coffee, you gotta do my hair. Can you believe it? I'm so irritated.

My wrist is actually broken. Sabrina from TanaFly looked at it and she said, you gotta take us into surgery. Can you believe it? I cannot shower without the help of my husband. I cannot blow my hair without the help of my husband. I can't put Snickers cream in any sort of vessel without my husband. At least I can wipe my ass with my left hand.

That's the good news. I mean, one of my Margaret Day Jacobs, like come on, my left wrist. And then you know what, Joe, I just want everyone to know it's not going to be the same season over and over again. As you might have noticed, Joe has want everyone to know it's not gonna be the same season over and over again as you might Have noticed Joe has made me coffee. It's not iced coffee. That's it. Don't say it. I'm grow. I meant a hot coffee now tell the world So let me go over to recent Louis and Teresa saying like you know, she wants to say like I want to meet with like I want to make things good Like I really want to apologize and I feel like she hurt me. And I felt like I was looking at the devil.

So then Joe brings creamer to Marjus Coffee. And he's like, I'm surprised she invited his son. She was so nasty. She goes, I wanted to apologize. Both Teresa and Marjus, of course, in their own homes. So like, she better apologize. So then Teresa is like, I did what I did, because I was so high.

But what you did was like screen a somebody in front of everybody, in front of a whole restaurant and take everything off the table and throw it in their face. That's exactly. That's not like, you know, when she made me know it. No, that's a straight up, I'm sorry for you, ma'am. That's a straight, yeah, that's a straight up. I'm sorry for you, ma'am. That's a straight. Yeah, that gets a straight up I'm sorry. So Louise like, yeah, you felt you felt violated Such reasons like, you know, I have way that I live my life by and like my dad was like that

Like shwoka angry and like he reacting scary way like if he thought he was right about something Then like that was it like you couldn't say it was blue instead of red, because it was like blue. And like he would like bang the table. And like if he had bread in his hand, he would just like throw the bread at my head. Like that's what he would be. And normally I would be like, wow, he kind of sounds scary. But I was also thinking I can imagine, no, no,

sitting at the table and being like, this guy is blue and here. No, it's green, sky is green. No, three, sky is blue. No, it's green, daddy. No, no, no, trust me on this one, I'm the adult, it's blue. It's green, oh, I'm gonna throw this fucking roll on you. None of us are fucking surprised at this, okay?

We've, your first, Melissa and Joe's first episode on the show at that christening, None of us are fucking surprised at this, okay? Your first true Melissa and Joe's first episode on the show at that christening when the dad was screaming at the top of his lungs We know we know but it is funny. I treat it doesn't even know what she was saying. What's the color? She's like, yeah, like you can't say it's blue instead of red because it's blue saying what's the color she's like yeah like you couldn't say it's blue instead of red because it's blue like what yeah so she's like yeah you know I'm just like him I always react you know and I don't want to do that so Louis is like all right let's say let's let's let's role to play so Margaret comes in she comes in hat what do you do she goes I goes I think how are you feeling that way? I won't work on things with you. You dump it And I mean and then I show a cool to read on her face

Hey, hey, Teresa. Why are you talking behind the counter? Oh, you said role play so I thought you're gonna throw the role at my head But what market this mama single trigger me so it won't piss me up You see this is when people like Teresa start getting their therapy. They start getting these words that make it sound like they're the victim. That's what makes me crazy. Crazy, you know, really people like this stop going to therapy.

It's not helping you. It's just giving you better excuses to be the asshole that you are. You are not an asshole because you were triggered, okay? You're an asshole because you were a fucking asshole period with the triggering. I can't with that. Well, she's also removing any sort of like responsibility or accountability for actions with this statement of, well, like the small things will trigger me.

Like she's not responsible. The implication is she's not responsible for how she acts if she gets triggered. It's on the other person to change their behavior because to recycle just act the way she's going to act. Right. So, because three-cylinder just act the way she's going to act. Right. So she's like, I am, I am. I was like, oh wow, you've learned a lot. So then the mini-cuper arrives and she's like, should I bring about the waters of glasses? It's like, what? About waters.

About waters. I think she's saying bottled waters. So she's like, I bring about a mountain of lions and glances. So Margaret arrives. Margaret and Jo arrive and she's, Margaret's ringing the door. Did it ring? Did it ring? Oh, it rang.

Okay, hey, sorry I'm late. I really, you know, that's what I really broke my arm. It's a fraction. Can you believe it? It's fine. Hey, stop throwing back at me. That's not fair. I'm already injured as it is.

So she's like, I'm looking for my dad. Sorry. I'm a little anxious. I mean, the girl jumped a whole table of stuff on me. And so we see a clip of that. And then Marge is like, to get past this, Teresa is going to have to say some things that I don't even know if she's capable of saying, you know?

I mean, I don't want to bring algebra into it, but I will if I need to bring in the big guns. Okay. I have a list of approved, four syllable words that we're going to hope that she gets out of her mouth, but we're honestly no promises. So the dogs are running around barking and stuff and Trees like, do you believe I got four dogs? I'm like, how am I gonna live before dogs?

And then he goes, yeah, my son's in my having Zaydi too. I'm like, how we can live with five girls? And March goes, five bitches in my right. And Trees is like, mad. She's just holding on. She's just having a little piece of Chabata under the table that she's gripping ready to throw. So Teresa's like, so she's like, I mean, come on, I'm just like remembering what I learned

in South, like stay calm, now I'm asked these. So Teresa says, you know, even Louise said, like, like, we want you to be comfortable, you know? I was like, oh, so, we want you to be comfortable, you know? I was like, Oh, so what? You want to kiss me before you kill me? It's a joke. No, I know Teresa. I'm not going to actually kill me.

It's a, it's a metaphor. Okay, just move on to Lisa. Oh, yeah. Do you think you know the real Teresa? I actually think you know, oh gosh, are we lucky enough to know the real Teresa? I think we all know the fucking real Teresa. Okay. And Marge is like, but, you know, we were close. and after know the real Teresa. I think we all know the fucking real Teresa, okay? And Marge is like, you know, we were close,

but there was this piece of view last year that was just so cutting it, so hurtful. And I was like, who is this? And she's like, but Marge, it was like week after week. I mean, here is something negative about him and it was all coming from you. Where was all coming from you? Well, we were concerned at the time.

I mean, you know, I mean, there was that video. I mean, sort of begin to nend with that video. Do I really have to explain myself anymore than that? She's like, well, I don't give a shit. Like, leave me alone. Like, you're hurting my family, you're hurting my family. You're hurting my kids, okay? You can't do that.

And she's like, well, Teresa, if you just pulled me aside and said, hey, this is hurting me. I did. No, no, you threw an IPA in me called, this is hurting me, but that's a totally different situation. So you went crazy on me. She's like, I thought you was my friend, though. She is, but I am your friend.

And so Louis, like, hey, you got to listen to Margaret. She's like, I am. He's like, no, no, you got to let her talk, because you're cutting her off. I am cutting her off. You're cutting her off. All right, so I'll wait there. I'll wait there. off. You're cutting her off. All right, so wait there. I'll wait there.

Look at me. I'm waiting there. Go away. Go on, go on, go on, go on. Just give us some space to talk, okay? Okay, just give us some space to talk, okay? Yeah, okay, fine. Okay, as I was saying.

I don't have you, I was here for that one in the party. So Teresa's like, Marjord is like, regardless of how hurt you were, you were very rough. I was very freaked out. Just listen to me too. I was scared of myself. Now I see a therapist. She's like, Oh, right.

Okay. But you're a great shoulder Teresa. And I worry she's not not anymore. And Marjord just laughs, which I love to get. Okay. Teresa, I'm working on myself. Yeah. Well, what about Melissa and Joe?

Okay, because I know there's still issues there. She's like, because of you. Oh, not a grudge holder. No, because I got a bad at them. Like, I felt like my brother and Melinda, they should have said to you like, nobody speak badly about Louis, okay? Okay, well, that's displaced, okay?

It's not like she didn't defend you. But when I texted him a listen, I said, please don't talk about Louie, like that song from that movie, what did she do? She came out and she read you guys the text, like that's family, like that sister-in-law. That's my sister-in-law right there. Now, I just like to break in here

because opinion time, I think Teresa's absolutely right. I think that Marge bringing up all this shit about Louie on camera in the first episode with shitty. It's like, if you're my friend, don't try and blindside me with this shit the first day of rolling. I'm with her on that. And I'm actually with her on the Melissa thing too,

where she's like making a joke. Like, hey guys, Teresa text me over and over and saying not to call this guy. It's just that Teresa can't even be on the right because she's such an asshole that she makes herself on the wrong by the end of it, you know? I don't know. I mean, I feel like it's like in a vacuum, it's the I would sort of agree with you, but I feel like that, but when you go back to the context of that season, I don't think it was quite as clear cut as that. I mean, Teresa also has just spread gossip about everyone

and has been just so terrible about so many people. I mean, Jackie, oh my god, all that stuff. And she just, but all of a sudden, like when her feet are held to the fire a little bit, when there's something legitimately crazy, like that video with Louis was crazy. And Margaret was kind of like, what the hell is going on with that video? What's up with this guy that you're dating? I feel like Teresa, I feel like that's, I feel like it was okay for Margaret to bring it up.

I think Teresa has, she's just like cultivated this thing about her that like God forbid you say anything against Teresa or her circle, but she's allowed to do it to anyone else. And I feel like that's where she really loses. She makes it. She just so, she preaches about family and loyalty, and, but she doesn't fall through on her own edge.

So that's why I'm kind of like, eh, you know what? She deserves what she gets. Yeah, and she made it so much worse by just freaking out about it. Like, she does that thing where she's like, ah, we ain't talking about that. We ain't talking about, ma-mama-mama-mama-mama-mama-mama-mama-mama-mama-mama-mama-mama. And then by the end, and she's telling him, oh my God, that tried to ruin you on camera,

and they're doing all this. So by the time he shows up, he's about to explode, you know. And she just makes everything so much worse for herself and everyone around her. And that's why she's one of the classic housewives of all time. She is, she's the classic, I mean, made classic. I've given myself over to her.

I have spent so many years declaring that I'm just like not a Theresa fan. And now I just have to, I just have to give myself over to the fact that Theresa is just a force of nature. And there's no point in resisting. Just go along for the ride. So then Theresa's like, yeah, I'm a list. I mean, that's my family. That's my sister in law. You don't do that. And Louis goes, yeah, actually, that shows insecurity from a woman when she does something like that.

The music changes to the massage anything. And I love that they have an actual massage. Massage me theme. Did they play on this show, you know? Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. And then Theresa doesn't make any better much, because yeah, those were all those texts, those were tests. And Mark was like, Mark, it's like, why do you have to test the people though? Like, why do you do that?

No, she, no, she, like, show me love. Show me love. Like, I remember when we first met and we like cried over my mom, Mark, and like, we did like we did have that special like place and like I never forget that and like I don't want to fight with you And so Marge is basically like yeah, yeah, but you're still hurt. You're gonna come for me She's like no, I'm not like you are and you're just saying that you're doing this for Louis Louis making you do it Do you really want to move on are you gonna try and ruin my life? Like what's really going on here? I'm being honest. I'm being a rose like a cucumber. Is that how you say it? Oh my god. I never heard that

one, but I guess that could be a new one. Jesus Christ. Well, as a cucumber, okay, that's fine. All right. You know, it's progress. At least you got at least the method technically makes sense. So Theresa and my search of the wedding and Margaret was like, oh, well, that made me feel good. Well, not that I'm invited to the wedding, I guess everything's okay. So, okay, good. Louis impacting your life.

Okay. She is making it better. Who would have thought? Who would have thought? So they decide they're going to be friends for a couple of months this year. They start talking about the photos you and trees like, yeah, well, Louis can do it, but I don't want nobody seeing your peeping, all right. So then we go to this party, right? So they're getting all the themes ready for the calendar months.

And Lexi's like, we prepped all the feed for juicy Joe and his boss, Golgar. Hey, fourth of July and he has the apron. Yeah, well, I don't think that one's going to cover his day. So then Dolores shows up and she's like last year's charity baseball game was such success that this year, I wanted to be even bigger this year. We're going to raise money. A dollar for every person who's repulsed by this calendar. It's gonna be bigger than ever before. Oh my God, Joe, all the guys have been working up for this.

And you've been eating non-stop mac and cheese. Joe, come on. All right, and what about Paul to Lewis? Is he gonna come? She's like, Paul is coming, but Frank, Frank's in the hospital. And March just goes, no. And then we started getting clown music while we hear the story. Oh yeah, he's just started having a massive pain in his stomach.

His bow stopped working for over 12 hours. How often does the guy poop? I wouldn't even notice if my bow, my bowels didn't work for 12 hours. How often do you go every 10 minutes? Did you, did you give him some bowel water to reset some? No. He didn't want any. He's like, he has to change his diet. Yeah. There's a clots, a clots me bag is something that he might need with it. I mean, they're even saying he can't even spit while he talks anymore. It's that bad.

So Joe comes out in his motorcycle gear and home. Marth is like, oh my God, I think I just dried up, Joe, I think I literally just tried it. And she tells us, I think, you know, I give him a lot of shit like I bust his bowl so at the time, I like a little guy with a little stomach listen, I don't want a guy skinny it than me in my bed. Okay.

So then now Dan Yell and Nate Cabral show up and then so does Rachel and her husband John Fudah and then Jackie and Evan people just showing up. So Joe starts taking photos on a hog, you know Margaret's like, oh you're so cute. This is like sex shots Joe. Okay, but hi, this time I can, okay. I do like a man with a little bit of stomach, but the world doesn't need to see it. That's for my eyes only. Okay, cover that up. Someone, anyone got anything like a fan, house plans, anything. For oversized snickers cream. Like, come on, guys. Help me out here. So then Danielle's husband comes out and he's shirtless and she's like, he's a man. And I don't mean that.

And I'm like, I'm going to lift weights. I mean it. And like, I'm going to take care of you, baby. The rest of your life, you're going to door to be every city made a robber baby And then it's time for Rachel's husband John to do this like lumberjack thing and like we haven't really seen a lot of John So in my my I haven't like got a sense of what he looks like and he's like yeah He's like you know what we got to do. I'm doing a lumberjack I'm gonna tear off these sleeves. We got to be a sexy lumberjack.

And I was like, oh, this is promising. He has the right idea. He understands about sex appeal. And I was like, whoa, okay, John. All right, you know what? Bless your heart. Bless your lumberjack-y heart. Bless your confident heart.

So the producer was like, so did he have any, because Rachel's like, oh, he's been a monople floor. Would you have known from those little looks he's skipping the camera and the producer asked if he had me is success as a model and she's like he was on line order we are amongst a superstar. I know we see his modeling photos it's very much like Constantine Maruelis at the ears, you know, before he grew his hair out, you know? He's constantly was hot. Well, in that case, maybe you find this gentleman hot. No. So, but I like it.

He just hasn't talked a lot. You know, I'm really in it for the personality. So far, I do like that he's got, like, Italians and Lebanese guys are similar and that at some point, our face is just all hair. Like it's not just a beard, it's just, you're basically shaving a face onto your face by removing the hair. And I feel like he has like a very straight line

against the beard where you know he just like, put the circular thing over his face and just shave within the line. I'm like, I get it, I get it. So I feel like I'd like to be brothers. I'd like the way that Rachel coaches him off camera because he's like posing in his lumberjack uniform and she's just on the side going, relax, relax, come on, relax, relax, John, relax, relax. Which makes everybody relax always, yeah, every time. So then Joe and Melissa are there and Joe's like, what is this sexual? What?

What is this sexual? And Marge is like, it's not sexual a few Joey cheeses. And so, she shows them his costume, which is little tiny underwear and apron and apron. It's gonna have to wear. Yeah, and he's like, hey, I'm not gonna wear that.

I'm like, since once his Joe Gorgah turn his nose up at Heidi White, he's excuse me, sir, get back on brand. Joe actually started a couple of seasons with the shower scene, like full frontal where they have to like blur out his face. So get over it, Joe. Get the dick out, Joe. Yeah, try not to laugh. So Margaret's like, okay, come on, Evan, all right, you're up next. Okay, tuck your dick in and let's call it a day. Go take some furtors and everything. So there's a lot of more photos. And then Joe, Gorgah and Teresa share like a little kiss on the cheeks like a hello, hello, hello, hello, like cold, cold greeting. Oh God, and if it starts as I don't know if I can take all season of

this bullshit, but he's like, yeah, clearly, I don't want to be around her because leaving my wife out of your wedding, like it shows, it shows you don't care about this family and keeping us together. What am I going to say? What am I going to say? Just nothing. Just be quiet about it, you know. Say, how are you? How's the new house? So then Jackie and Marge say hi and they're like, my God, Jackie, look at your husband. She goes, okay, we did it this morning. So we're done for the week. Thank you everybody. Keep your penins to yourself. Yeah. And then, um, uh, didn't build, makes the sentence again. Ding dong. He's really leaning into doorbells the season. I'm here to take a photo.

The doctor is in. So Joe Gorker gets all oiled up. And then while he's taking photos, Danielle is talking to Jennifer Aiden. She's like, so did you talk to the Lord? Did you say hi to her? I just,

no baby, she got to say hi to me. I can't have her. I brought my husband to the count. Hit a supporter cause, baby. And then it cuts to Louis his yoga poses, Marcus Theresa, you could be the fluff up. Why don't you be the fluff up Theresa and the producers like, do you know what a fluffer is? The long stick with a feta on it for the end of your butt. I don't know. So then, um, Marge is talking to Melissa and Joe about going to Teresa's and Teresa said she was so upset about everything coming out about Louie that she was taking everything out on Marge, which is not what she said at all. Okay. No, she blamed you for spreading it all and making her

life hell you dope of a woman. And Melissa's like, well, that's nice. And she's, yeah. And I was like, good. So, you know, what if you have displaced anger towards me, can't you admit that maybe you have displaced anger for Joe Melissa? And she said, point blank. You didn't do enough to support the way. And that's it. You know, could there be a better expression to summarize to recidudeize point blank. She was pointing and blank face. Yeah. So more apt expression is point. Blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink then you read it to everyone. And she's like, you know, and she said that it was insecure and your part is a woman. She's just insecure on my part. He's calling me insecure. That's insane. Me telling everyone, hey, guys, she doesn't want us talking about Louis.

That's, that makes me insecure. That was not the spirit. That was not the tone, ma'am. That was not the tone, Melissa. Because we saw the flashback earlier where she's like, oh my God, now she doesn't even want me talking about her. She's like, I was just trying to say, you guys, Teresa is a very sensitive soul and very private

and she wants us to respect her privacy. And I think that's really what we should all do, guys. So they're basically pissed. And now, you know, Margaret was trying to say, like, well, maybe you guys can talk. We talked it out, but now they're like, and now you know Margaret was trying to say like well Maybe you guys can talk we talked it out, but now they're like fuck her for good then. I'm not even gonna try anymore So then Dolores is like oh Teresa Frank is in the hospital. He can't poop. It's been of its well-vowers since Hold on he pooped everyone he puts but it took a hose and a crane, but he's poop everyone he puts but it took a hose and a crane but he's poops. Turns out he ate the chinchilla. I knew I shouldn't have let him alone there. So Teresa is like, you're gonna

reshoot him right? You're gonna reshoot him right? You know, we got, or now you don't got to because you got poor here now right? Because I would have old and went to new old right? To kiddin, just kiddin. And Paulie comes finally and she's like everyone. This is my poorly And he's like hello. Hello everyone Yeah, I think you've actually from Ireland right? He's Irish for these like real Irish love Irish I like so excited to do a terrible Irish accent. I know I'm like really concerned that my My barely act my truly inaccurate Irish accent was going to become more inaccurate over time.

So now I can be back to a base level of inaccuracy. So he's meeting everyone. He's like, hello, hello, hello. And Jen's just ignoring him. Just like looking the other way. So don't mind me. Just over here with the chiffon attack. And, um, this is a fun attack. So Joe's like, Hey, I hear a lot of good things about you.

If you can think this beast and Dolores is like, you know what? The deal breaker for me was when Paul said, if I'm going to be your boyfriend, you have to let me help. And no one said that before. He made me totally drop my God clean up in aisle eight. I mean sure did I have to change the carpet in the living room for a giant U2 tapestry? Yes, but it was worth it. Our Sunday's now known as bloody? Yes, but you know what? I did it. I did it for my man, Polly. So Paul's like, oh, she's very romantic. Where she, I don't know, I'm not going to do an accent. I can't. It's too much of a question.

I opened my way of India. I don't know what that was. It just came out of me. It's hard. We have a lot of, we have a lot of shows going on right now with a lot of accents that are being mangled. Yeah, I'm going to need some time. So it's like, oh, yeah, she's very romantic. You know, she's, she's that kind of girl where she always looks out for you Most of course that's true and he goes but she'd also cut your balls off in three seconds flat And then Bill emerges in his doctor's coat, but like no shirt. He's like Does anyone need an exam? A rectal exam? Oh god Bill shared his chest for those, that's big baby.

He's a Middle Eastern. Colleck being a hair rep. And then Bill's doing these hilarious poses. He's like, I can hear your heartbeat. And so, James, I gotta pay my head, doctor, right here, doctor. And then now it's Paulie's turn and they put Paul Paul in kind of like an Irish tuxedo shirt without a behind a behind a bar. It's almost as offensive as the accent that I just threw up out of my mouth.

Delores like Paul, you look really good. I'm like, it looks like a party city photo, but that's fine. Yeah, she's like like I'm a lucky girl So then Jen with all the new girls because no one else will really talk to Jen, right? So she's with all the newbies Jen to Danielle and Rachel and she's like The Lord is still not even said hello to me and Danielle's like, why don't you put the God down because they hide She's like what what I'm seeing is total disrespect so Jen to comes over and she's like, what, what I'm seeing is total disrespect. So Jen, she comes over and she's like, I got, she's like, what's going on over here? She's like, I have nothing to do with her.

She's like, and there's nothing you could have done to her. Come on! You know what I just asked? When she was with David, you know how many times I could have said, when the man's in the view for five years, said, doesn't know, then guess what? It's a no, that's your answer. I never said that, but I could have said that.

So Feds lived like, yeah, well, you just kind of said it right now. Yeah, well, forgive me now that I finally said something that I'm not. I forget my father later than that. What's my true feelings right now, baby? Also, that would not have been a bad thing to say to a friend.

If you really were friends, yeah, that you're arguing against yourself, because if you really were friends, you would have said it's been five years move on. And you know who actually was kind of saying it was Melissa, your, your sort of friend of me. So like, like it would have, and I also, by the way, the rest of America too. It's not a, it was not a crazy hot take. Yeah. So Rachel's like, what happened with you too? And she's like, Margaret came out with one of my husband's infidelities Because she wanted to deem me a hypocrite. It's like Because you can see you constantly come after me for being a cheetah when your husband's a cheetah and Rachel goes Well, I do think that was hypocritical

I mean you literally married to someone who did the same thing to you and you chastising her about it Which I think was the argument a lot last year, but I think I read about it, which I think was the argument a lot last year, but Accusing somebody of cheating is different than Accusing someone of being cheated on, you know what I mean? Like ones that Gen was in a victim place Whereas Marge was in the victimizing place because she was the one who cheated, you know Well, I mean either way it was this was all kind of settled at the reunion anyway. They kind of like figured out like this is what I meant.

And or they also did have coffee in Chennai fly. So the fact that Jen is not rehashing this, it's like, we already settled this. So then when Rachel says it, because Rachel just sort of sort of said all out, so Rachel is like, how did I just say give me an example, baby? Give me one. So Richel's like, um, well, I don't know, I just sort of said it. Like what the producers told me to say. I'm just saying, well, you can't give me an example, then you don't know. I'm not a hit quit. And Richel's like, oh my god, but the fuck with that, I stuck a chord

with this girl. Clearly, slow your roll, stop talking for like two seconds, and just go back to Jen. You know what, and that's my thing, and I need to know she even cares about that pain. You know what, just be vulnerable. That's what you gotta do. I am vulnerable, Fesla. I'm real vulnerable.

Look at me. I got a tear, come down my eye. I was attacked by chiffon. It doesn't get more vulnerable than that. 10 numbers, two be vulnerable. Read was so good. Be vulnerable, then. Ha ha ha ha.

Relax. Like Rachel and Jen, Jen Fasler. The seven Rachel and the Loris are in the kitchen talking and Rachel's like, well, you know, she's very upset because she doesn't understand by Europe's set. She's crying and the Loris is like, give me a fucking break. So, Jen and Melissa are talking and Jen's complaint and they're right around the corner from Dolores is like, give me a fucking break. So, Jen and Melissa are talking, and Jen's complaint,

and they're right around the corner from Dolores and what's your bond's reach all. So, she's complaining that Dolores will speak to her, and Dolores is like, but she's saying this to everyone at the party, but me, and then Dolores here is Jen saying, how many times can I go to someone that's not receptive? If you're my friend, you should acknowledge how I feel. Even with Margaret, she showed me she was remorseful. She didn't say fuck you, cut-pickness.

Oh, what the fuck is this? Third grade, this has to stop. Jennifer, can I talk to you over here please? So she pulls Jennifer to the side. And so Melissa is now talking, she was doing like play-by-play on the side with Rachel and Jackie. And she's like, oh my god, what happened? And Rachel's like, I don't know, she doesn't understand what she did wrong. And now they're on the same page and now they're not on the same page, they're trying to work it out. And then Jackie goes, excuse me, can I just say something? You haven't looked at me once during this conversation. I just think it's about nice social skills. Rachel's a little like, I'm the cast member now, bitch. Yeah, she tells us these bitches look all they took it

all out of me. Slip all gone. You know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Jackie, there's just a lot of moving parts here that have nothing to do with me that I'm very involved in right now. So Dolores, like Jennifer, you've been talking about me through the whole party. No, I'm talking about you to get you where you are, where we are right now. Well, I tried talking about you so that you would talk to me. Okay, I'm talking about you to get you where you are. Where are you all right now? Well, I tried talking about you so that you would talk to me. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Great logic. Yeah. Well, I tried talking to you at the roller ring. Can you walk away from

it twice? Okay. Well, yeah. Well, you wouldn't make an eye contact. You didn't seem like you wanted to talk to me, baby. And last time we were together, I was telling you, just a glimpse of how I felt just a little in a peak into my heart I mean, I think we'll think say oh, I'm lucky you got fitness Well, maybe that's because you've told so many people Jennifer that I haven't been a good friend to you She's put that tell up in ship jumper. I loved you You didn't even have the decency to say what Marge did to me was wrong Yeah, you're sorry with everyone else. You said that I'm not the fendable.

Well, you're not. No, no, no, no, no, no. She's like, I don't think we agree on what a good friend is, Jennifer. Okay. She's like, yeah, right. I'm nice and you're not nice. Good. So Dolores is just kind of following her.

You know, she's just walking away. They're just both Jennifer is trying to make something happen, right? Because the see-up opening party and there should be a big fight. But Dolores is like, okay, well, I'm not nice on the one person who has something nice to say about you. And Jennifer goes, oh yeah, since the one person who won't say something nice about me, ha! It's a nice fight. So she's like, just like, well, I don't care because I realized I thought you're my friend and I'll just realize I'm never even Yeah, I won't and all the girls were sitting there go oh God

No, we're not friends. Jennifer would not did everyone get that everyone should never be my friend She's a fucking phone it. She's a two-faced. She's a two-faced and she's not nice and the nice one She's just standing there screaming at the whole room and it's just a big cavernous room and everyone's just looking at her like what the hell. And Dolores goes oh god, do you think I can explain of whatever? Who cares? Jen's like this is how you talk, learn how to communicate, marry, and web staff. And I was like oh okay Jen, that was. communicate, Maryam Webster. And I was like, oh, okay, Jen, that was.

You've dipped into that well a few times now. So Bell comes over. Yeah, Bell comes over. He's like, all right, let's go. Come on. She goes, no, and you, you stopped telling me to come on. And so she tells, she starts screaming again. She's like, I thought she was going to be nice, but she was a cut fitness. And yeah, I learned that word from you, babe. Kisses. Good. You should learn a lot more from me.

Yeah, I should. I had to be a bitch at a fucked up front. Fuck her. She looks like an old fucking handbag. And Bill's like, all right, honey. Let's pretend we're going to visit the outdoors house. Ding dong. Get into the floor so you can puke on the way home. And that brings us to the end of Real Housewives of New Jersey. Very hilarious to show us so good. And I think it's gonna be a great season. I'm excited for it. Let's see, get another Melissa versus to visa season. So I guess

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