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Episode Date: March 2, 2023

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Good, because today is real housewives of New Jersey day. One of my favorites of all the days in the widge. So we're doing that. This is one of the last days to catch the streaming crappies award show, which we did last week in LA. You can get tickets for that over at watch at crappens.com. It's also where you will find links to all of our live shows coming up March. We start on March 9th, Charlotte, North Carolina, Atlanta, Georgia, Denver, Colorado, Salt Lake City, Seattle, San Francisco. We've also got a bunch more dates going through June. Go get your tickets at watchwickcrapins.com. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. Come see us. Come join us. Okay. it's gonna be a great great March. We have excited for all the shows and I'm excited to go to some new places never been to Salt Lake City before so that's gonna be I guarantee that's gonna be a great show Yeah, that's gonna definitely be a fun one because we have never had a chance to play with any of those ladies So let's see how it Yeah So let's see how it goes. Yeah, let's see. So it shows up. Yeah. OK. Well, today, guess what today is. I've already said it.

It's Real Housewives of New Jersey Day. And is this? No, this isn't boys. Will be boys, is it? No, it's not boys with the boys. That was last week. Well, you find your notes. Housewarming history lesson.

Housewarming history lesson. So in case you can't tell by my voice, I have a cold and so I spent some time just lying around in bed and you know, I'm now like obsessed with chat GPT. We did a bonus episode where we did all these things. And so I started entering in theoretical Theresa Dudae situations and they were all very funny, what chat GPT spat out.

But this one really, really cracked me up. And if you don't mind, I'd like to read it. I hope I don't think it'll take very long. I think it'll be quick. I said, I just was testing the limits of AI. And I feel like this is the best way to test AI. You know, this is what AI has meant for. So I said, I just said, Teresa describing a fictional sport called Tortillini Ball. So here is a hypothetical scenario of

Teresa Judice describing a fictional sport called Tortillini Ball. This is all 100% written by AI. Teresa Judice is sitting with her friends, animatively describing a sport she recently saw on television called Tortellini Ball. She waves her hands around excitedly as she explains the rules of the game. Okay so the play is we had these big puffy suits that look like Tortellini, she says, and they have to like roll this giant ball made out of noodles and tomato sauce around the field trying to get the other theme's goal. Her friends look at her skeptically.

That doesn't sound like a real sport one of them says. Teresa shakes her head. Oh it's real trust me the players even have to wear these special chef hats and they throw graded cheese at each other to distract opponents. It's intense. Her friends exchange amused glances. Are you sure you weren't just watching a cooking show one of them teases Teresa laughs. No no it was definitely a sport. I even heard the announcer say goal in Italian. Her friend shake their heads and disbelief but Teresa remains convinced that totally and exciting sport. My God, well done, it's a new sport. I literally got a match. I literally got a match in Teresa, Judy's.

I literally have that exact interaction. Like she's like, guys, you know what I saw? I was watching the ESPN. They were playing a game called Thor Lee Ball. It's like, you were watching a commercial for all of Garden. No, who's a sport? I saw it. Fucking Teresa picking a half flat pasta for a commercial for all of Garden. No, who's a sport? I saw it!

Fucking Teresa picking a half flat pasta for a for a ball game idiot. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Typical. Okay, so, previously Rachel's a pizza bagel. And you can't ask a woman to do a man's job. We got a little polling action. And today we finally get some tag lines. We haven't had tag lines yet, right? Yeah, it's, I think, like, was this episode four.

This week before you guys, or have you been deciding on these tag lines because it seems like you just made them up on your way to work today, okay? Bravo took a long time to get to the Potomac taglines also. I think that they are trying to front load the beginning of these seasons with a lot of cliff anglers to get people into the season.

And then once they have enough cliff anger episodes, they can then start doing these taglines. But we start out with Melissa saying, you'll never see how toxic someone is until you breathe fresh air. I'm like, you're in New Jersey, so I don't know where you're getting getting that you wake up breathing Joe every day. So almost orderly any ball.

Then Dolores, this Jersey girl has the luck of the Irish and nobody's screwing with my potted gold. And then Danielle, I may be over the top, but I'd rather be bougie than basic. All right, Marge is like, I'm loyal friends and to lethal enemy. Yeah. It's a legal part of the choir. As a quiz, that a March monster coming out of the, who talks like that? This one definitely for me. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa or something like, I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong. Where she's, I'm not always right. Like she starts off screaming at it. You're like, whoa, whoa, Dorenda.

That's like it. Yeah, classic. Yeah, classic where they have them just leave voice mail. So like, hey, just have a voice record on your phone and some that over. So they're all different energies and stuff. Rachel's is pretty standard. I'm too busy running the business to care about yours.

But what is her business? What is her business? We haven't actually seen her business yet, right? Yeah, we haven't seen her business. Is it a piece of place? Is it, we started taking a lot of pictures of her kid. It's not all we know. True business.

Yeah, it's weird. They would see Jennifer. Payback's a bitch. So start barking, baby. I don't get that. Because bitches are dogs. Dogs. Right, but who is she telling to start barking baby. I don't get that because bitches are dogs dogs. Right, but who is she telling to start barking payback? So she wants payback to start coming for her.

Like doesn't make sense. Start barking. Hey, payback, you better start barking because that means that you're alive and you're gonna, you're, you're around. Really. If you're like, say with me, say with the payback. Say with the say, come on, box, show me some hair, payback So this is come on box. We still have payback payback the bitch come back payback Last payback I've been sent to everywhere for you've seen payback please She's a bitch, but she's my bitch

Someone found my payback my sweet payback she's cute little payback you ever saw Oh Teresa's is actually the best I think it's one of her she's had a lot of good ones I think this is definitely her best and her deadpan trying to read this you know this took 20 takes Yeah, her to do this properly, but I think it's your best so far. Her answer is, blood made me think of the water, but it's harder to clean when it's down. So are you murdering somebody? I know, like how much blood do you have in it? Episode Netflix series?

Like what's happening? Yeah, I did Ryan Murphy produce you. Like why? How much blood do you have that you can actually cause a spill? Like, it's like, no blood is what it gets on you or when it, like, I don't know. Feel like there's some other words. It sounds like a fucking murderer is what's happening.

Yeah. And it's so good. So guess what? Something that never happens on Bravo or any reality show. Really, there's a sliver moon. Don't. Don't. Yeah. You're right.

Somehow, we see a revolutionary depiction of nighttime. Shots of Jersey, et cetera, where it rachael's out. All the guys are coming home from guys night. And it's 1.22 a.m. and all the wives are taking footage on their phone cam. And fooda comes home. And Rachel's like, sell, tell me about you night. You say, hey, eight line shots.

I'm a man, a man with blue dough face. Let's what you got to know. Yeah, and then Jackie's, Jackie's talking to Evan. She's like, said, did you drink? And he's like, does a horse smell like shit? And she's like, I don't know about that one. This is supposed to be sexier, but thanks for trying. So then, Margin Benino, she's like, Joe, look at yourselves.

Seriously, how are you in the same shirt? I said you three shirts to choose from throughout the night. He still smells disgusting. Get up and change your shirt. He's like, kill me a woman. Take off your clothes and get in the bed. I'm like, you wouldn't be able to fuck. I can function just.

And then Nate Cabral walks into his home. He's like, that was the weakest initiation ever. I mean, we've done worse on a Monday night. Am I right? Am I right? And then it goes back to Rachel. She's like, so John Fudah, who drank the most out of all of you's? And John Fudah's like,

Hey, guilty is charged. So we got a treasonous house, her weird little castle house thing. Yeah. And she's like, No, you might help me, maybe, maybe I move these things to the party, no, ain't no,

oh my God, look, there's a girl in there. She's going to be in the bubble because it's my blah, blah, blah. It's a girl in there she's gonna be in the bubble cuz it's my Yeah, then he pretends to throw to resend the pool cuz they're outside and she's like So it's like yeah, well tree I didn't really sleep last night I woke up this morning with Lou Herrick and she's like oh, but I thought last night was supposed to be a fun night She's like yeah, yeah, yeah, but I bought up your brother using social media saying he was there for children.

Oh, I'm sorry. You got to go through this. Louis, I mean, your family is so wonderful to me. And then he is my family causing this circus. You're literally doing all of this. By the way, you craze. You literally have a circus performer at your party. She's sickening Louie on everybody. And then being like, Oh my god, I can't believe that man. So then

melanchoe, who are also guilty as hell, Joe is on the roof of their new house, which we have seen now because you know, the future is now. And this house is terrible. This is one of the worst, this is one of the saddest pieces of work I've ever seen. And I've seen a lot of, I'm an HGTV addict. It's terrible. Every show on there. It's terrible. You know what it looks like? It looks like it's some strange like arts and crafts project for like a group of kids where like you have a piece of paper and you have to draw like part of a house and then you fold over the piece of paper

and then someone draws the next part and you fold paper over that and someone draws the next part. And then you unfurl the whole paper and you see how the entire house looks together. And it's like a whole combination of like pointy houses and squares and turrets. That's what this house looks like.

And then when you draw your mom and your dad at the bottom they all look like fooda. So Melissa comes over in her like yoga clothes. She's like, shout, you're built in my house with your own two hands. Yeah, that's why the windows are taped on. You're fucking it yet. Higher out, you know. So he's like, oh, hey, you're a woman. You got white sneakers? All right, I'm gonna carry you. That's it. That's it. Get over here.

I'm gonna carry you. And he looks like an ant with a slice of watermelon in a cartoon. And she goes, wait till you see the chandeliers I picked out, which I think is the producers put that in intentionally because they just know how terrible those chandeliers are. They're like, oh, we're gonna tee this one up. It looks like that big scary muppet monster. So Joe's like, I tried, I tried, I made, oh, he's, she's like, he survived guys night, right?

And he's like, yeah, I tried, I tried, you know, Louis brought up the podcast and it made me crazy, it just went crazy. He's like, he went, he's even have ground during that time. So like, we were saying we helped Joe do the show so we could put food on the table. And then we hear the clip of her saying, yeah, but there was a point where the show is getting rid of everyone on the cast about me. Melissa, it's not because you're a star. It's because you're the only connection to Teresa. You fucking idiot.

And she's like, yeah, Teresa was away at prison. And that Teresa Campshow was able to be made because Joe needed somebody to film with. And here we were. So he had some of the bounce ideas off of and someone to talk to on it. And that, you know, that like brought money and fed his family. And then we see, we see them, we hear them talk about on the podcast, but then we actually see a clip from 2015 of Joe talking to Gorga Talking about like how difficult it is. So I feel like the inclusion of that clip was the producer's way of Actually backing Melissa a little bit because they didn't need to include that so that Melissa was like

I mean when we were saying that like you know like all we were saying is that when family is down and he needed us We stepped up to the plate and like we put food on the table. All right, let's like twist that and string it out and throw it the wrong way. No, they didn't take it. They didn't misunderstand you. They got mad at saying you put food on the table for them when you got to be on their show. You know what I mean? Like you came onto this show and then they got a spin off even without Teresa being there and you still got to be on this show. You don't think there's anyone else they could have called.

I mean, I'd love the example they showed of, oh yeah, look at Joe. He did so much for this show. So they so gorgah, like in a garage or something with judis and judis is of course grilling in a garage or like a shack or something. And then Joe goes, hey, ain't this hot like parentho, right? And he goes, yeah, you know what? It's so uh, who cares? They're like kids, you know, like, so you know what?

Like the girls, that's it. That's it. That's it. So like I have to say about it. So what? Who cares? It's like, wow, amazing work. I mean, what's funny is that there's a huge flaw in Melissa and Joe's argument saying that like,

hey, we showed up to film with Joe because they needed the money, so they said we need you to film with us, so we showed up in film. The implication is that like if Joe hadn't been filming something, they would not have shown up at all. Yeah, which is kind of funny. Which is the accusation. Like the only, the accusation is they only showed up to shoot. They're making it sound like they were there all the time, literally putting food on our table when they only showed up when they were getting paid to be there, you know. Yeah, well if I can be devil's advocate, I can see a world

in which the logic is, is what they're basically saying is, we didn't want to go over there because Joe, you guys did a dick and Joe Gorgo was so angry at Joe, you guys are forgetting his sister put in jail that it was going to cause tension no matter what. And so we didn't even want to film this stupid show, but fine, we did it even though we do. Like I can see that that's what they're thinking whether that's like You know, you know is it dramatic to say we put food on their table? Absolutely, I think that's what they went wrong

They should not be saying they put food on their table because they filmed a show There should be like like they want they needed a film They shouldn't be doing the podcast. They shouldn't be doing this podcast This podcast is making them look terrible because editing has been very kind to them I think at the past that it's really made them look like kind of victims of Teresa that podcast is making them look terrible because editing has been very kind to them I think at the past and it's really made them look like kind of victims of Teresa that podcast is killing it I mean they sound horrible on that thing. They're like oh What if it weren't for us a kid wouldn't be eating? We were the ones who gave for a show I am the only one who wasn't fired from the show and there she is in jail and there we come to save her. I mean,

they just sound horrible on that. So terrible choice, terrible choice to do it. Yeah, she just let always let Theresa just, Theresa will always make herself look bad, you know, so just like let her, just stop talking and let her just fall into the traps and so he's going on and on, you you know still about like and then you don't invite my in-laws and then you don't put you in my wedding and blah blah. He starts going on that whole thing again and back to Louie and Trey. He's like you want some water and say I'm so interested in it. Like how many times did he tell you to go fuck yourself? And he goes, uh, you know, multiple.

Yeah, I mean, he was upset that Melissa's sister and mother were invited and treats his like, yeah, but like if I didn't put Melissa in my wedding, I'm not close to Melissa. So like, why would I be closer to family? And he's like, well, because her father, your father was around his mother and mom. They had a relationship that was very close. And so, like, why did my brother invite you into your family? The Antonias, sweet 16. He's like, oh, no, no. She goes, yeah, because we don't care. But we see footage, first of all, sweet 16 is not the same as a wedding.

And also, the sweet 16, that was in 2021. Louis was like new to the entire thing. Why would all of Louis Louis family be invited to? And he was there. It just wasn't his, all of his extended family. Yeah, but like why would his extended family when he is new to Teresa's life be at this sweet 16? And again, a sweet 16 is not the same as a wedding.

Sorry, it's really seen as not, it's not any. Teresa, Teresa's being a Teresa. She goes, how dare he speak stew like that? Teresa English killed. We know what the thing is this is that like Teresa obviously is not obligated to invite anyone that she doesn't want at her wedding and that's fine though. I do think the right thing to do would be to invite Melissa's sister and mom. I think that's just I think that's what you would do. But if you're not gonna do it, just be like, I hate the bitch. That's why. Just say that. You know, instead of like,

well, you know, when that clothes, you know, I don't know, they didn't come to the month, you know, like the whole, you've seen it by the way, when she's been holding on to this moment since that sweet 16 to be like, she's like, well, I didn't care. I didn't care that Louis family wasn't mind the sweet 16. She obviously did because this is revenge partially. Well, also the sisters are horrible. They hate Teresa. Like those Marge Simpson sisters, they're both like, oh, yes, that's her.

They don't like her. Weren't they kept off the show? I've been reading rumors or hearing rumors from Sashalma D. of this week. The sisters were kept off the show for a while because it was just constantly coming for Teresa through Melissa. Now, who knows how much of that is true, but it's not like the sisters have ever liked Teresa. Why would the fuck would Teresa want to bring the sisters?

Now, the mother I could kind of understand, you know, being upset, but maybe she was like, but then if I invite her, then I'm going to invite the sisters. Yeah, but the drug organ wedding. Yeah, but also Joe, Joe Gorgas did, Joe Melissa did invite Joe Dudaise's family to their wedding and you know, like, you know, their pieces of work too. So, yeah, but that was their first,

that was their first big wedding. This is like your latent life wedding is supposed to be smaller. I don't know. I hate being in the situation where I'm sticking up for Theresa because she sucks. You don't have to. I don't care about Melissa or Joe either. And that's just the crux of the season as with every recent season of this show. Like I'm arguing over shit. I don't care about. They're both horrible fucking human beings. Okay. Yeah. Well, I think that Theresa is tacky to not invite the mother-in-law.

So, Louise, like, you know what? So, Gorgas, like, you know, we've had, we've been in many fights in our arguments, but since she met Louis, I really don't feel welcomed in her new life, you know? And he's like, I can't help my emotions, I can't, I can't. And, you know, of course, Melissa's like, yeah, well, she has a new family now, she doesn't need you anymore. I get how you feel. That's how you feel. Oh, some kind of fucking Melissa, of course, that's what Melissa's saying, you know, just stirring him up, stirring him up.

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Then back to Trees, she's like, what did I do that was so traumatic? And Louise's like, good thinking Mrs. Assistant. Well, he's hurting me then, that why is he hurting me? He's like, well did I do that was so traumatic? And Louise is like, could you give me some sister? Well, he's hurt me then that why is he hurt me? He's like, we're calling right now. You know what that's what you got to do. Gollum, I make some peace with him.

Come on, you could do it. Say, ah, ah, ah, ah, no, no, you're just pressing your pop socket. Turn the phone over. Press the button with his face on it. Ah, alright, alright. You want me in my love bubble? Alright, this party is my love bubble? All right. This party is my love bubble.

All right. The house warming. So if you want to move on, then you know, great. Come to my love bubble. If you don't wish to move on, then I wish him all the best outside of my love bubble. So then she calls him up and she says, Hey, he goes, what's up?

Uh, I have been that you answered the phone. So then she calls him up and she goes, hey, he goes, what's up? I'm happy that you answered the phone. All right, what's going on? He's doing that the way talking like that. Like, oh my god, I've just been crushed. I've just been fucked. You tell me, you tell me what's going on. Uh-huh. Nothing, nothing, it's all good.

It's all good. All right. Uh-huh. So then Louis writes down something. He's like, there's a. You read these. He says, you want to make peace? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Peace. Fine. Fine. Vanito. Vanito. No, no, I'm having a hand at but also exo. Lamy milk. You know, I'm sorry. I went too far. All right.

Well, I do want to talk about anything to make you feel better. And he's like, no, no, no, because you know what? Talking upset me. That's it. I'm double talking. Well, my therapist says he's no longer talking about the past because you'll never get anywhere. Yeah, that's what I just said.

Fuck it. Where did this therapist come from? Therapy is literally about the past. Yeah. Gorgas like, well, let's see, there's maybe a difference between what the therapist said and what Theresa heard, by the way. Let's be fair. So Gorgas like, he's like, well, that's just what I said. I said, I don't want to talk about talk about it But if you think if you talk about things that resurfaces, you know, so then Louis writes another note and she goes Are you coming to my House One housewarming party are you coming to my house woman party? Like I don't know just don't know All right, well, I love you. I like love you. My and she's like, oh my god. I can't believe me said I love you

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh Maybe step street. Oh baby steps So he's like I'm proud of you babe. That's the courage. I can't believe me said that So then we go over to the lorises and then you know, Franky's here, you know, look a little Franky. Hey, my hey It's me Frankie Jr. All right I mean what's it with it everything going on me uh who's coming over my girlfriend is that my grandma over there my girlfriend and good to see you good to see you hey grandma come over here we're sitting by the pool come over here welcome you're always

welcome here grimm have a seat you're gorgeous got your gorgeous uh my Frankie wow your your yard looks nice to lose. You finally got your pool and to lose, well, what do you want? You want some water? No, just a couple of grapes to lower. All right, all right. Frankie's like, so Nana, what's going on with your diet?

I'm being very careful. You're very careful now. Yep, well, mom, you gotta be careful because if you're not careful, you're gonna have to have hard surgery again. Oh, I don't want that. The Lord is... All right, you woke up this morning, Mom. What did you have? You had what? Just... A piece of cake. But I haven't had cake. What week? The Lord is...

All right, would you have the rest of the week, Mom? Cookies. Cookies. My mom is a very God-fearing woman, but she's sending her ways. So I'm not arguing with Valerie anymore. I'm done. I'm done. Okay. So Valerie was like, no, I'm being good.

I'm being good. He was a piece of cake. Followed by another piece of cake. And since I didn't have cake all week long, I get six more slices. I'm being good. Listen, it was a fruit cake. So they start talking about Pauly. She's like, yeah, it's Pauly.

And the lawyer says, like, oh, you know, he met the guys, you know, and everyone loved him. Everyone loved him. I always get to him. He loves your kids. Oh, yeah, he's very protective, you know, he's very protective of her, you know, but Ma, what's up with Pauly and Dad? It's rough. It's rough. Am I know, he's very protective of a, you know, but my, what's up with Paulie and Dad? It's rough.

It's rough, am I right? It's rough. Well listen, Dad took a personal one, Paulie said, I'll take over now. If you need to fix something at your house, you don't have to call Frank. I'm the man of your life. Dad didn't like that, okay? He goes, he says, look, I want a relationship with you, not me, you, and Frank's knee caps, okay? Yeah, but mom

My I think you you took a look at how dad and David on and I think you took a look at how dad and David on said I don't want that to happen. No, and I don't see Paul and dad ever hanging out like dad's used to yeah Yeah, you know what I think I think that's miscommunication Yeah, there's a miscommunication that's what I did that was somewhere reluctant There was somewhat reluctant to speak to each other for whatever reason, and they don't have to. They don't have to. They don't have to get along.

They don't have to. Listen, they don't have to be friends, but they can get along. Ma, where did that cake come from for crying out loud? Is it my purse? Is it a fireplace, a painting? Sorry, it just entered. Maybe. Oh, for fireplace, a painting. Sorry, it just enters.

Maybe. Oh, for, and the interview? Yeah. Well, yes, probably because what they do for the interviews, it looks like they make little backdrops. They do like a high res photo that they turn into backdrop. I've seen it when they have like, they're breaking the fourth wall moments

that it's not necessarily green screen, but they have, but they basically just like wheel in a backdrop. So that's why the fireplace would be look like a photo because it's, no, it looks like a painting like in a stage show, like a normal, like a, you know, Charles Dickens play or something. It's weird. Probably it probably has that look because it's essentially a backdrop. No, weird.

Well, for 27 years, my family has been a hundred percent my priority. That included Frank, whether he deserved it or not, because Frank was an absolute shit husband. But I want the family to be close with Frank's feelings and consideration. But now it's my feelings and my relationships with Paulie and Frank's and get over it. Hold on one second. Hello. Sure. Hey, everyone, Frank, since they over for the next two months. Okay. Well, Frankie, go inside and reinforce the couch. So then we go to studios and it's date night with Jen and Bill and Jen's like, look at this rain. And Bill says sometimes in Jersey, you get what's gonna come. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. You never know what's gonna come any kind of night of the year. So then Jen's like, well, look at this bill. I got a spicy pie, I put my gorilla here, I think I'm gonna have one. And he's like, mm-hmm. I think I'm gonna stick to wine tonight. Mm-hmm.

Well, that better not mix and peel. You sure? Well, that much you're having to carry me out there. So she talks about how her son, her older son, is going to prom soon and he asked for a party bust so she got him one and he's like, you have to recognize that you created a monster. A glob is on, if you will. And them wanting to host their friends and you not being able to say no is part of the issue.

I mean, I get it. It's so hard to say no. Sometimes when all you want to say is yes, yes, yes, but discipline, discipline. She tells us, I know Bill didn't want me to spoil the kids, but my kids had a rough year because of what you did. So if my son wants a party bus, have getting them a party bus, and you really shouldn't have anything to say about it and think. And she talks about how, you know, she struggles, she has a hard time doing

anything that makes her kids feel sad, which means that the kids are totally playing her. Right, like, that's kids. Have total control of their mother. So Bill's like, mm, you may have to do it with your issues. And she goes, what's there rotating? You know what's there rotating? How it's so easy for you to assume it's something I did. Well, it's really the patterns that you have. I mean, you knew Ferrari just came in, Mr.

but it's my fault. It's my fault. I don't understand why it's so easy to use me as a scapegoat, baby. Like the fight with Dolores lawless the moment we left We always feel like it's constant to defend it myself, okay? I was a friend of myself baby. What's she even talking about? She bands his life was just like get over here He's like a babe if you feel the guilt is making you spend all this money on them

You're creating monsters. She's like, you just got a new Ferrari baby. Like, okay, so you're trying to use money to piss off your husband and retaliate, but he's got an endless stream of money coming. Like a party bus is not going to put a dent in the account of someone who just bought a new Ferrari. Like you need to get deeper I need I need to just start searching through his phone and like finding real ways of retaliation Yeah, well, I don't yeah, yeah, well, I don't know if it's about the money as more of it's just like anything they want

They get but either way, I think she just wanted to yeah, which was worth worth worth that was some payback, baby That was payback payback, baby. That was payback, payback, some bitch, anybody seen her? So, Bill's like, hmm, so he's getting angry. He's trying to get this look on his face. Like, I thought we were going to be fun, doctor and Mrs. Adenon camera. So he's like, you were upset at me for trying to diffuse the situation. And she's like, yeah, but you were trying to get me to see this side. Why don't you see my side, baby? Say, baby, you got me. Like, I've got you back. Okay, why don't you do that,

baby? Why don't you do that for once? He does see your side. You're wrong. Your side is wrong. You big dummy. Okay. Yeah. And so it's like, oh, she goes, he, I say, baby, you got me on your back at all times And he goes wait you don't feel like you got me on your back at all times like oh no Sometimes you take my love for granted cuz you know a lot was for good. Yeah, it's like my feelings are hurt They just sitting on me when I'm trying to diffuse a situation Yeah, but who you're trying to diffuse a situation for, Mr. And he's like, for you, not for him, but for you.

She's like, well, whatever's not what I want. It seems like the only thing you want to say is a rebuttal to what I want. Okay? And I'm like, well, I'm arguing with my husband. Oh, so do you only want things on your terms? She's so ridiculous. The only thing she's saying are rebutting what you're saying because you're having fucking fits in public and screaming the C word at people.

Like, what the hell, Jen? And so she's like, what a hurt you to gas me up a little. He's like, all right, baby. She's the fucking cop fitness. Is that what you want? And she goes, yes, yes, that is what I want. What's wrong with that? He's, he's a classic. She's a fucking classic. This one. I know. He's like, okay, all right. It's like, but you tell the kids the greater good is the

diffused. So then we go to Rachel. Rachel goes to a restaurant and she's meeting up with Jennifer Fezler and good news because I've got this, I've got this cold right now. I've got perfect Jennifer Fezler voice. Hi, oh my God, look at you. I find this whole thing annoying looking you. The body, the fashion, this is annoying. You're too skinny, it's annoying.

I'm Jennifer Fezler. And Rachel is in like a child's crop top with Polk it off lace off the shoulder sleeves. It's odd. It's odd. I love it. I fucking love it. So she tells us I love that bitch Jennifer Fezler. You know when you just meet someone and you're like, I know them from another life. Like I immediately clicked with Jennifer Fezler. And Fezler's like, you know what I feel like? I feel like with Kentred spirits. That's what we're doing. And Rachel goes, you know what? You remind me of my long Island Jewish from your mother long Jewish mother. Just say it. Just say it.

I'm the mother. I'm the mother. I'm the FES mom. I get it. Listen, I didn't look like Rachel, Rachel Buddha at 31. I was like 223, which which is like, a Vanda Holy feels, wait, when he won, the heavyweight championship, okay? And I've been so sucked in by the sweetness by her, which has nothing to do with how heavy I was at 31. And she's such an old soul. She basically is like the Fez, but in younger form. You know what I'm saying?

So I thought myself the Fes. They're ordering and she's like, I love the meatballs if you want. And you know what I'm gonna have the mockery to pizza. And she goes, oh yeah, okay, can we share that? Just, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not into that. Rachel goes, okay, we'll all have to salmon then.

It's like you don't even want the pizza. So, she just wanted to not be eating, you know, what they sat there. So then they start talking about the drama. Rachel's like, oh my God, so much drama, so much offense to the delicious muts that was not consumed at that party. Yeah, rest in peace to the muts arel, but the muts arel that was not consumed. And Jen goes, I consumed it. And we see the shot of her just cram me it into her mouth again.

So Rachel's like, so I saw Margaret and Jennifer fight and then I saw Delores and Jennifer fight and Jen's like, oh yeah, Jen Aiden is coming in hot. She's coming in real hot. Yeah, she is coming in hot. Like did you hear her talk about my nose? And then we see a clip of Jennifer going, is that she knows? She has, I got my nose done.

And she has, oh, but is it still swelling? Do you mean is it still swelling? Well, Jennifer is such an asshole. So, Fesaka's, you weren't offended by this? And she has, oh, no, I'm an open book, like you could ask me anything. Well, you're about a better woman than I am. Why, what would you have said to her?

I don't know. Fuck you. How about that? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. So Rachel's like, well, we leave the moot's party and then she's like, hey, I hope I didn't offend you by bringing up your nose job. I'm just not happy about my results.

And then we start talking. She's not be messing. And then she started talking, she'd about to Laura's. And I don't think she realizes I'm very friendly with Dolores. I mean, like, I've known Frank and his girlfriend, Brittany for like 10 years, okay? Like, Brittany and I met in the gym training

for a bikini bodybuilding show because we've been going to psychos on a treadmill at four in the morning, doing fast and cardio and Frank was training him, am I right? You know what I'm saying, yeah? These two look like Mr. Potato heads putting a toaster, okay? They show the picture of them together, that her and this girl, they Brittany,

because you know, you have to get like, really brown yourself up for the, for these bikini competitions. I mean, my guy is like two paper bags with eyes in them. And so, and did you notice also that Fezler does March hands? She does, like she holds, she does all of her fingertips together like Mars, or like two or three of her fingertips together. Does Marschance? She does, like she holds. She does. All of her fingertips together like Mars,

or like two or three of her fingertips together. She's just like her. So she's like, let's see. Oh yeah. So Rachel's like, yes. So I'm like, why am I any part of this? And she's like, I'm just giving you history. And so I'm like, bye. And Fessler's like, oh, yes.

So Jen called me. And we talked about therapy or whatever at the party. And then we see bye. And Fessler's like, oh, yes, a gen called me. And we talked about therapy or whatever at the party. And then we see a clip of Fessler saying therapy is the bomb. Yeah. Therapy and Prozac. So she started launching into badmouthing Margaret says how Marge is jealous of her. And Rachel goes, jealous of what? I don't know. Jen Aiden has big balls. She thinks I'm gonna switch teams. I've invested with Margaret for like three years.

The ball, you know, her balls are too big. She has huge balls. They're not attractive. It's getting gross. Gross big balls. Manipulative. And so Rachel's like, you know, it's like high school. My friends did this.

And my mom always said, if there's a red flag wave in the parades that come in, jealousies that disease get well soon, Jennifer Aiden. my mom always said, if there's a red flag wave and the parades are coming, jealousy, is the disease. Get well soon, Jennifer. So what parade is coming, though? There's a red flag. I asked the fucking real housewives of New Jersey with with drums. I'm guessing. Yeah. My God. Watch out for that parade that that whimsical parade with balloons. Her mother has Rachel fearing parades. I know.

See a red flag go inside a parade to comment. Yeah. So now we have Margaret at a Margaret and Dolores are at a store and Dolores, they're picking out gifts for Teresa's house warming and Dolores like, oh, look at this. It's very to reason. Yeah, it's very zen. It's so zen.

I love this feature. It's right here. Yeah, you know what I'm gonna shop it around because I'm here for my girlfriend. Like, I can't even hold a candle. Okay, you know what, but you guys candles, you're just plants. Oh, hi, Dolores. I picked this because of candles and flowers because, you know, she let's be on all that shit. What about we, what about that, what about that shit up there that we could just put some airplanes in? What are, what are, what are you have plans? Plants the live off the air. That's great to know. That's great to know.

I'm a known killer of plants actually. I thank the Lee's map plants just trying to play the guitar to music, you know, with their fingers because frankly, I'm sick of it, you know, well, Joe upset is still, is still upset because Trey didn't invite Donna Marko to the wedding. Okay. Well, he's upset. And he's hurt. You know, we should do call Melissa and see how she's doing. So they did a great idea. Let's call her.

But it's not going to be on FaceTime, but let's look at the camera. Let's look at the phone as if it is FaceTime. Okay, let's see how FaceTime is looking the reflection of the phone. They did that, right? They totally like Mark, Mark got like up close to Dol loris's face like there were gonna be on FaceTime but it was totally not on FaceTime. Uh hi Melissa house Joe well he just saw this shit because like trees know my mom and sisters forever and not to invite them to the wedding.

Well why weren't they invited to the wedding? I mean that's zah like that hurts my heart because your mother doesn't deserve that how does he feel about going to Teresa's house to me, party? Okay, the love bubble and the Melissa's like, well, he doesn't want to come. But there's, there's a piece in me that wants him to come and just listen to whatever she's going to say and accept it in his heart and stop and move on. And the Lord goes, you never know. You never know.

No, we know it's not going to happen. You know what tells you time time will tell you You just never know what time is gonna say to you. You know what I just hate time hold on a second time What do you have to say for yourself cookies all right Mark get off my phone all right listen Joe and Teresa they just need to clear the air Which could be unfortunate because the airplanes need that air. But you know what, priorities. It's time for commercial. It's time for raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable.

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Yeah. And there's Melania's there in the backyard. And Theresa's like, Melania, look at the dancer. She's gonna be in a bubble in the pool, Melania. And Louis's like, are there any loose ends, babe? Just like everybody who submitted to articles about your weird nature to people last year. I don't know.

There's a loose end. She's running around in a marathon and a wedding dress. Can we get her? Yeah, her. So Melissa Meanwhile is FaceTiming with Joe. And he's like, hey, listen, I really can't go tonight. I just texted Teresa and I'm really not ready to come because like, honestly, I just don't want to come. And he tells us us I feel like she doesn't really want me there

I feel like it's a game. It's like the worst feeling to walk in the own family's home and feeling comfortable Sucks man. I'm tired. I can't even go over to Teresa's house and ask if she wants to make out anymore She got a new man strange It's like I'm chewing gum, but it's wasted. You know what I mean? And so Melissa is getting her makeup done by Nikki Kassak. Like she gets full credit. Yeah, I know her whole name. I love that this whole episode is you putting food on people's table, but also refusing to pay to get your makeup done on. So, Gia comes to up to Teresa and she's like, who's coming today, ma?

She's like, my brother's my coming. He texted it me. And Gia's like, you know what I thought I was gonna see him today, I haven't seen him in a very long time. I'm like, you know, Gia, you have a car. You can go visit your uncle if you haven't seen him. Sorry to break it to you. Well, he's missing some milestones.

He's missing my housewarming. That was a milestone. He missed my fifth year. That was a milestone. It's been no after no after no. You're my brother. Hey, Luis said, you know, he said all the other things that like why then why do we invite invite Melissa's family like why not?

And Melania's like, um, it's your wedding mom exactly Yeah, it's not like you're invited to every little thing for their family. Okay, wedding isn't a little thing. I know Okay, she Melania is like yeah, you shouldn't know happy this one mind, my finally met the guy of her dreams, really? They're all brainwashed by Teresa now. So then Gorgas, like, I have to get over the fact that we're never gonna have what I thought we'd have.

My sister does what makes her happy. She didn't put you in the wedding. She's sad I sat another table. That's what makes her happy. And she keeps a family with me wedding. She sat outside another table. That's what makes her happy. And she keeps a family with him. And I'm going to chill at home and you go and have a good time. Now, I'm never going to have what I thought we was going to have babies. I mean, he is right.

So after all this though, I mean, like, I don't understand why Joe and Melissa can't be offended, can't be upset, but do what every other person does in the situation. You go to the party and then you talk shit afterwards. You know? Yeah, there's such babies. Okay, so if Teresa hadn't invited you to her housewarming, you'd be like, how could my sister be like that? And if Teresa hadn't called you, you'd be like, oh my gosh, you don't even call me, but I'm so confused. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. I'm so confused.

I'm so confused. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. I'm so confused.

I'm so confused. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. I'm so confused.

I'm so confused. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. I'm he is the bad guy. That is being the bad guy. It's not making him look like the bad guy. That is him being the bad guy. Just being like fuck you in your house warming after you called to make sure everything was okay. And I'm still not going to go or let my family go. I'm just sending Melissa who you hate. Like have fun. Yeah. So now Delora shows up and she's like, you know, she's given, she's hugging

everyone and Paulie's there and Paulie's like, oh, this is spectacular, beautiful, beautiful party. And then someone helped that woman. She's fallen into a drag cleaning bag and rolled into the pool. I supposed to be that way, Paulie. That lady in the love bubble looks just miserable. I've never seen somebody pull that off. I've, we've seen this on a lot of Broadway shows that lady in the pool, it never looks right. It looks like just someone trying to crawl across a bouncy house and not be able to find their footing, you know.

I'm always surprised that like no one dies. Like aren't you gonna suffocate after a while? I mean, how much air do you have in that thing? Time, old tell. You know what the greatest teller is? Time. Time. So, um, so anyway, so then people show up.

Louis Jr. is there. And so to be like, oh my god, my stepson. I love seeing that. My stepson. Hey, Jim, you started seeing that, my stepbrother. You wanna say that, my stepbrother. Okay, if it feels weird, just say, my better brother, my better family, try that, see that?

That's the way to say it. So, Daniel, come so far. It's like, beautiful house, beautiful. Here's a big basket for you. It's custom passports for you and your whole family. All right. You're welcome. There's a woman in your pool. Custom pass for, custom passports. I don't want to see. Was it passports? I thought it was, it was passports. You see the passports in the,

Oh, I mean, I think that's what I guess. Yeah, that's not exactly what it was. I was cracking up and I was treated. That's my love. I'm all got that. So other people start coming. Um, feather shows up with an oh my god. And then she's with her husband and she's like, hey, everyone yet thought he didn't exist? It's Jeff Fesla. Everyone, the man of the hour, the man, the myth, the legend, Jeff Fesla. Jeff Fesla was like, hi everyone. Hi guys, hi I'm Jeff Fesla.

Hi Jeffie, oh hi Jeffie. I really know Jeff, like we're very close. I call him Jeffie. Yeah, then there's about like 10 minutes everyone kissing each other on the cheek like Oh, hi, hi, hi, hi, this is Jeff. Oh, hi Jeff. Jeff. This Danielle. This is me. Oh, hi, hi. Oh, this is my stepson Hi, hi, hi, good to see you. Hi, I know I wrote longest hug segment of all time So Jen hobbles up because she's still in her footcast thing and she comes to the group and she's like,

have no people, we are here. And she has this big gift. And Margaret's like, what is that? Is that a menorah? But it's that and Teresa's like, no, it's that tree of life because I'm tree. Get it? I'm tree.

Which was amazing that Teresa was able to like marry those two concepts together was shocking. I was like, it's a tree of life. I mean, it looks like a menorah. I mean, I was like, when did Teresa convert? It's like a bot mitzvah. What's going on? It's like a tree menorah. They obviously a tree on fire. I'm like, look at that giant menorah tree. Am I right? Everyone come on. Someone tell me that they're enjoying the standard routine. Okay, I'm just working. It's workshopping it. Think about taking it to come on. Someone tell me that they're enjoying the standard for Geno. Okay, I'm just working. It's work shopping. I think about taking it to the city next. All right, you know what?

I didn't get any left. So I'm just going to move straight through to the next action. If I ate me so up, Jen Fessler's ass. And Jacqueline and Dolores are like, really? And just, oh, yeah. She called Jen Fessler and she talks shit about me. Can you believe this? Of course you can, you know.

And um, Marge is like, we see that they called from lunch to tabletale. Yeah. That they're like, guess what? We just figured out at lunch. Jen called us both to talk shit about you. She's like, I'm not mad at her for being disingenient. It's because I'm envious. And I want to be on the Carpool line at fucking 55 years old. I'm just very jealous of Jen. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I want to be at the Carpool line at 55. Give me a break. I mean, it's like you're a professional victim. Like how you want all this attention, but like now you want all this attention because you obviously don't get any home. Okay, what do you think she's not gonna tell me? Jenfessa's not gonna tell me bone head, bone head.

So then tree sees Rosanna and Mozanna. Rosanna. Rosanna. Rosanna. The sister's Rosanna. Just, oh, you guys are sisters. I have sisters now. I have sisters now.

It's such an asshole. I have my list that she's the only one that I can't always there. She's saying she's, she's her icing on. And so Melissa comes in all uncomfortable and, um, uh, Jen is like, oh my god, Melissa, coming up without Joe, it's making a very clear statement. But when he said he was a little, when I said he was a little bitch boy, I take that back. He said to Ramakwim. And Rachel's like, it's Joe really not here. I mean, that's sad though. I mean, how's he been with the girls and stuff? And he's like, yeah, they haven't seen him in six months.

And Rachel's like, oh my God. And Danielle tells us, you know, you have to be blind, deaf, and mute to deal with my fashion sense, but also to not see the connection we go through with our brothers. I mean, one, one, too much time passes, that's it. I just hope that Joe doesn't make the same mistakes that me and my brother did mainly make fun of me on Instagram. I just hope he doesn't do that. So the boys are like, we're boys, we take shots. So they do that. And Louis like, Hey, Paulie, you're one lucky motherfucker, Rah. And Paulie's like, I feel like I, if I fell out of the window, hard to go up, then they take shots.

Took me a moment to understand to get that. Like last night when he said, I didn't get it, but now I get it because it's lucky because he won't fall to the ground. That's a hey goes up to the sky. I get it now. So then the girls you're talking and the lords is like, oh god bad news everybody. Frank and Brittany can't make it. And Rachel's like, oh my god, Frank and Polly don't seem to ever be in the same place. What's up with that? She goes, well, it's not a Frank and appoli thing of really because from what he says, like he misses you, okay? And he misses your old dynamic. Just, well, I'm sorry, but listen, I'm 52 years old. I've taken care of everybody. You're right. You need to take care of you now. And I need to take care of me now. And that's just what's going to happen. All right. You know what? Everyone thinks Frank is the man in my life.

Well, he's not. and I don't want that again So if I have to be separate from certain things Reasonable things that's how it's got to be and everyone's got to get the fuck off for it All right new person and food was like all right, okay So then we have this incredibly awkward scene where Melissa is talking to Gia and Gabriela, who are now old enough to really resent their aunt. And it's just like really, really awkward. And Gabriela is literally standing there stinkying her. And Gia is just squinting at her. And so my aunt...

Yeah, and Gabriela is like, yeah, well, I got finals tomorrow. So I've got to go study. I don't I can't waste my brain cells on you right now. I'm less like, well, I was going to bring Joey with me because, you know, Antonia's at Chiar and Geno's on a trip. Buddy fell asleep and then she was like, aw, I miss them. Now, I was realizing as I'm saying it right now, I thought she meant Joe Gorgah and she was lying to them and they knew she was lying, but I think she was talking, she has a son named Joey too, right? Yeah, she was talking about her kid. Okay, because then when I thought I was like

seeing layers of deception and like fake retin' I was like, oh, this is so awkward, but now it's only a good amount awkward instead of super awkward. No, me, these girls have just heard what Melissa said on her podcast. And I'm like, fuck you, you were never in a house, unless there were cameras there. And so Melissa looks nervous, you know, she's like,

Hi guys, how are you? I feel like I haven't seen you and they just squinted her. So good. So then it cuts to Danielle. She's like, I like what? Look at all this food. This food looks amazing. What does that bring to Tony?

Oh my God, I was gonna bring Tupperware's to my price. I'll walk out with a whole tray. Do not touch me ladies. Do not touch me. I mean, I almost had those Tupperware's, almost had the Tupperware's. So Louis and Andrews have stand up on, they're like that, like island,

the thing, the grill, whatever. They stand up to make a speech and lose it. Oh, everyone, I just wanna take a minute. Wanna thank everybody for coming to our home. They're like that like island the thing the grill whatever they stand up to make a speech and lose everyone I just want to take a minute What I think everybody for coming to our home. It's not just our friends and family I want to thank everyone for being loving and supporting George's Yeah, because you guys is our chosen family and then the music gets really dramatic and

She's like everyone hands really special to us, but so thank you for comment because we love you from the bottom of our heart we won't want anybody here but you know and then Bill goes we miss you Joe so Mark was like Melissa that was a dick thing to say you okay she's like I'm okay I'm okay and so Mark say, you okay? She's like, I'm okay, I'm okay. And some marketellers, I don't think she's... Or a moleess, I'm okay. Like, trying to hold back the tears. It was a dick thing to say though. And Margaret's like, well, I don't think chosen family. It was the right thing to say.

When your brother's not there, and then it's going to be like, oh, I didn't mean anything about it, honey. I chose these people because I love them. It's hurtful. You had to think before you speak. You speak, think before you speak. He's the one who didn't come. He was invited and we all have a family and a chosen family. I have both. It does. I call my friends chosen family. It doesn't

mean I'm glad my mom's not at the same dinner. So Melissa's basically telling Jackie that she said that Joe isn't there and most of just starts to cry, the whole thing makes her cry so she like goes off to the bathroom crying and my wife's like I feel bad and most of us like you know at certain times I try to be stronger for Joe but I have my own breaking points. I mean I don't get it. These subtle digs had chosen family like what about all these people that would have for her for years when she was away driving the girls to dance. I was the one pulling up to her house.

It all means nothing. I just know that Joe was at home upset. Well, let's say it's so good with completely tearless cries. It's actually impressive. And then she goes into the bathroom and you just see her her fake sobs from behind the door into her mic.

I'm so sure. Also, subtle digs. What about none of your family showing up to her housewarming, not even your fucking kids? So this is why I'm mad that Joe didn't go to the housewarming because I actually still, I think that Joe and Melissa have the higher ground in this whole argument, but when Joe does stuff like this, he's basically undermining his own position in this stupid feud. So, Trees is like, I don oh no, the sprinklers are on. So it's like a wacky scene of the sprinklers coming down all over the party. And then Lui running around trying to figure out how to shut them off. Yeah. Which is funny. So then Melissa comes back to the group and she's

like, oh my god, I know my eyes are red, but I just poked myself in the eyes in case anyone's wondering, yes, Melissa, oh my god, is there my eyes are red, but I just poked myself in the eyes in case anyone's wondering, yes, Melissa. Oh my God, is there any spare wood around to like put a cross together for Melissa to crawl up onto? Thanks. So Melissa, Melissa asked Jack, if she's spoken to Rachel yet, and Jack is like,

yeah, yeah, I gave her a big hug in a kiss. I just don't like Danielle. Melissa's like, well, I have to be honest about something. The other day, Danielle, we got to talking about the Moots of Rail party. And I did say that you were very insulted. And I did say that you said her shorts look like they were in the hamper.

Sorry. And Jackie's like, I might even matter that because you know what, she is a horrible dresser. And she wore those hamper shorts two weeks in a row and she's not significant to me. And also this is the second thing I've said on camera this entire episode. So thank you. And Danielle's right there. Yeah.

By the way, right next to this. So Danielle's like, oh wait, I have to stop in here. Is this appropriate? Does it look like it came out of my dirty hamper and It's too loud because it's just had the gas taken out of the Sarge event, you know Yeah, and just you know what right now you don't look like you're going to a pool party. However I never looked you up and down like that and of course they show the footage of Jackie clearly looking her up and down

They even put an arrow this time Yeah, I'm Daniel's like I saw. And here's the difference between me and you. I got a vibe from you that I didn't like. So I didn't invite you to buy house for boy party. All right. And whether you did it or not, well, could you get your hands out of my face? Please, thanks. You're resorting. The old hands, the old hand argument. So Daniel's like, you know, you know, you have from San Island, you should know this is how I talk, this is how I talk, and then she starts like vogueing with her hands.

And Jack is like, is that a threat? She's, oh no, you'll know when I'm threatening you, you'll know when I'm threatening you. And Jack is like, it's the way that I'm sorry, can't leave you fucking mouth and fuck off. But what does dad, you'll have to be sorry for non-vining to the mozzarella party. I mean, you guys aren't friends. I'm supposed to be sorry for not inviting her after she heard that she had hamper pants. Yeah.

It's my favorite kind of drama on a house live show. Mark, it's like, wow, what do you can do? So she goes and checks in on Jackie and Jack. Not only that, she goes, oh my God. Where is she? We're Jackie. I'm gonna go get a Biggest thing that could have happened and Jackie just goes oh my god. She's a fucking idiot that girl And then Daniel said something about a vault. I couldn't understand what she was saying She said well, I rewind it three times. So you're what I did it And then I gave up. So Danielle is talking to Rachel and Fessla. And she's Rachel goes, what was that about the shorts? What was

that? And she goes, if I told you where they were from, you just found me. And Rachel says, what happened? I need to know. No, no, I'm keeping it to myself in the floor. It's in the Chiquinis. It's coming nowhere. So I guess he got her shorts from Target or something. Got it. So then Louie Junior makes, he comes out with like a little, you made like an Intelli pizza that says love on it and he shows it to recent, she's like, oh my stepson, I love saying that stepson, stepson.

Everyone's like, oh gosh. So now Jacqueline, poor Jackie has nobody to shoot with. Okay, she just got shot down on the argument shoot right now. It's just not going well for her right now. So she goes, Hey Jen, you want to do a shot? Come up bitch. And so Jen's like, oh, okay, sure.

So they start cheer cheer seeing and March comes up. Right. Just Jackie, she bitch about you and said you were snob. Why are you doing shots with her? And she's like, I'm saying I'm a snob. Really isn't the worst thing. I am kind of a snob. Besides there's a camera right there. Could you just let me have a moment. Any point in the storm on my right. So Margaret's like, well, I'm offended that she called Jen Fessler to complain about me.

And Jennifer Aiden's like, I called Jen Fessler to recommend a marriage council, baby. No, but then why do you call Jen Fessler for marriage council? Why her? And so Jen Aiden says, P.S. on that phone call, Jen Fessler was not defending Margaret at all. I love that.

I love that's the litmus test. She calls up Jen Fessler, talks mad shit about Margaret. And then it's like, and she wasn't defending you. It's like, no, you were the one in the wrong here. Not Jen Fester talks mad shit about Margaret and then it's like and she wasn't defending you It's like no you are the one in the wrong here not Jen Fessler You gotta love Jen's dedication and Marge is like wait you said I was jealous of you No, not jealous

Directing just what am I threatened by Jen and she's like well, I don't think everything you did to me last year It was just because you thought I was a quote unquote hypocrite. She wanted to know about the context of the history and so I told her. She's, oh my god, why did you even call it? Talk about it, makes this f- You know what, let's call her over. Okay, Jen Fessler, come over here. Okay, Jen Fessler's here.

All right. Listen, she was saying I called to talk to you about Margaret. And Margaret's like, no, I didn't say that you called to speak specifically about that. I said you spoke about me. Yeah, but I'm sure you got speak a lot about me too. I made a lot. So then Margaret's like, okay, how do you mean for with someone like you when you're like, still holding on grudges about this?

Come on, Jen. I'm allowed to state the facts of the matter, baby. And Rachel's like, but you did the same thing to me after the set out party. You started talking shit about to Loris. And what did I say to you? What did I say to you? And Loris goes, wait a minute, you were talking about me. Yeah, yeah.

And you said, I'm giving context. And I said, this is not for me to get involved. Rachel's yelling way too much in this. I mean, I like the new girls they're coming through, but they're really, they're really gun in the gas. But I feel like that's like who they are, you know, and Jen's like, yeah, I said, I said to you, this is not for you to get involved. I said, I'm just giving you, I'm giving some context.

I'm just, you know, it's like you pressed a little eye on your television. You got the description of what the episode was. That's all, baby. And Rachel goes, is this the history that's in? And then goes, you fucking idiot. And Rachel's like, oh my god, what you fucking mob. She's like, no, you fucking idiot. I don't even know why you're talking to me.

Rachel, when was she talking about me? Come on, Rachel, the Laura's still like, she's like, I'm ready to, I'm ready to ring her neck. Come on. Yeah. And she goes, why would you talk about me, Jen, to why call anybody to talk about Jen anybody want to raise their hand. So now Jen just starts screaming. She's like, first of all, I call her because I wanted a recommendation for somebody to give me the

recommendation. First, look at me about marriage canceling why is she screaming? Why is she screaming? I want to get my point across So then Jack is like okay, you know what why don't you get quiet because you'll get you'll get up your point across More when you're a little quick. Okay, so I called rep and I said I'm sorry about talking about your news job People badmouth me about my terrible nose job And I felt bad about your terrible nose job. I felt bad So Class of june

It's so rude and so Fesla passes by and she just gives us like hilarious scrunched up stink face to the camera And then Jen's like, I said I felt bad about your tail, but no it's job. And Marjus like, oh my god, can you believe that she just said that to you? She says, I was calling to apologize. I'm sorry. And Marjus like, and then she said something mean about

Dolores too. And Dolores goes, yes. And guess what? I'm offended by that. Very, very offended. I'm offended by what Dolores. I'm not pulling into talking about you and Bill what? I'm offended by that. Very, very offended. I'm offended by what, Dolores. I'm not calling and talking about you and Bill, am I? Yeah, but I didn't call to talk about you.

We just left a house and we're talking about what happened. When Dolvio was talking about what happens, when she goes down, Dolvio was called the person with the worst nose in the group and talk about what happened. And Jackie's like, I wouldn't know because I wasn't invited. Ha ha. And Jackie's like, I wouldn't know because I wasn't invited. Ha ha.

And she says like, you know what, I know, John. And she, you know what, she's never going to tell you to take signs. And Rachel goes, oh no, she was not telling me to take signs. Oh, all right. Hey, has anyone seen my blah, blah, blah, blah? It's in the pool. It's like a dancer passed out in the bubble suffocated. So the ball has like completely sucked in from all of the air.

It's just like, you know, wrapping this poor dead dancer. So Rachel's like, you know what, she didn't want me to take sides. However, it wasn't, it wasn't what I wanted to be part of. And Lors goes, good for you, Rachel. Good for you. Oh, yeah, you want a medal? Someone give her a medal baby. Get hang it off that nose job.

And Rachel's like, I'm leaving. And Triggas, I'm ready, I'm ready. Why you gotta go on running? And Rachel's just storming off and getting food at a go. And but she's telling us I could give two shit. What comes out of Jennifer Ainsmouth? You're fucking idiot. You have to give someone the power over you. And she will certainly never have that power over you over me. You're liiting the party. Like she literally,

you just let her have the power over you. Yeah. And Jennifer Ains goes, keep it moving. Don't let the door hit you on your ass on the way out. And where she goes, there's no door asshole. So food it goes, wait, she said you were a fucking idiot. She goes, oh my god, You want your ass on the way out and where she goes there's no door asshole So food it goes wait she said you were a fucking idiot. She's oh my god. Just stop. Let's go It's not it's not time for the husband's house wife fight yet. Okay. We'll say that's a later in the season He's like you want to check it. She has no fucking class idiot So Margaret's like you didn't have to insult her nose job Jen So Margaret's like you didn't have to insult her nose job Jen. She's I don't care if I can tell the fucking nose job Yeah, and that's the end of the love bubble party and the end of the episode I thought it was pretty funny that Jackie is staying right next to Jen and laughing at all of this

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