Watch What Crappens - RHONJ: But Did He Poker?

Episode Date: March 5, 2021

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I'm Ronnie, I'm just from my normal life, but my co-host Ben, Ben Mandelker, is from a YouTube show called Real Housewives of Kitchen Ireland and also another podcast called The Game Brain Podcast. Hi, Ben! Hi, Ronnie, what's going on? How are you, Ben? Oh, I'm great. There's someone reading the doorbell and I'm saying you know what? I'm here with Ronnie. Okay, you have to wait whoever whatever the whatever the package is It's just gonna have to wait for another day

Okay, everybody welcome to the show today is a very special day because it's real house was the New Jersey day Guy and all the guys got together to place in poker and you know the girls are still on vacation feeling Marges boobs, okay? Yeah, yeah, in other words, it was great episode Yeah, it was super fun. It was super fun. I'm just starting it off in Nord cuz my mother just sent me a text it said Hello on the me Let me read it so I can quote her properly It was super fun. You did that much happened. I'm just starting it off in North because my mother just sent me a text that said, hello on the way. Let me read it so I can quote her properly. It says,

call Jen and make vaccine appointment. You can use your BMI as a reason. Excuse you. Oh, wow. Kind of bullshit is that Mmm, I love that. That's some great past regression by your mom. That straight up aggression. That's not even passive aggression That is just straight up fat-chaming. Okay. I'm gonna just fucking get COVID now I'm gonna go walk around just licking things on the street just to spite her

Well, I mean you you I, you don't really smoke cigarettes that much anymore, but you used to, so you could also use that. I'm not using anything. I will get a damn shot when it's time for me to get a shot. I'm not gonna take it away from some desperate person. He needs it, some bullshit. The point is big fat shame still in my 40s.

Stop fat saving me, okay? That's what mothers were there for though she says That's what mothers do okay, so that's where I am glad I got that off my chest that shit probably waited about 30 pounds mother Okay, but here we are we're back with the girls who are still on vacation and Mike George, the most glamorous place to vacation. Lake George. Lake George, home of an amusement park I went to in like eighth grade. So I was very happy, I was happy for Lexi by the way,

because I don't know if this is true or not, but I think this may have been Lexi's very first time making it into a previously on, because they're like previously on, they talked about all the other stuff, and then Lex this may have been Lexi's very first time making it into a previously on because they're like previously on. They talked about all the other stuff. And then Lexi, I forgot what she's even said. She's like, you know, doctor, what they don't do is not talking to each other. They need to talk to each other.

They went to willing to do it. I was like, Lexi, you made it. You got to clip into the previously. Yeah. All three of your accents made it into the preves. Congrats, girl. Yeah. Yeah, all three of your accents made it into the preeps. Congrats, girl. Yeah. Yeah. So, but more importantly, we actually got the first taglines of the season, which I hadn't even realized that we hadn't gone them yet, but we hadn't. So, now we have our

new taglines and it starts off with Jennifer, who goes, whoever said that money can't buy happiness clearly doesn't have my credit limit, baby. And then Jackie, I may be cut from the different cloth, but it's top quality fabric and my husband's not cheating on me. All right, you know what, I renovate, I elevate, and sometimes I instigate, that was for you, Jen, that was for you, okay. I'm loyal, I'm, and sometimes I instigate. That was for you, Jen. That was for you, okay. I'm loyal, I'm loveable, I'm hugable, but don't you dare question me about my ass implants all night long like it's your fucking place when you can't even find the goddamn time to prop me one simple question after I built your dream home for you, David.

David. And I put this on her Instagram, but it was so funny because in the shots, they show a deloist with like her tagline. They just show her on the side of some sort of sailboat, like posing to take a picture. And in the background, you just see industrial-ass buildings, like refineries. I don't think so. Yeah, water tanks, water tanks. Water tanks, like the most Jersey landscape.

Like, oh, this is scenic. Take the picture, David. Take the picture. I've got the most Jersey landscape. Like, oh, this is CNN, take the picture, David. Take the picture, I've got the hang of factory behind this, David. All right. I don't need to argue about it for five hours. We have Melissa who says, I can tell you're green with envy.

And honey, green is not your color, which is annoying on many different levels. Also, envy is ugly on green. Especially if Ron is wearing green. Yeah, I'm green. By the way, this is crap on many different levels. Also, envy is especially on green. Yeah, I'm wearing this is crap and it's on demand and Ronnie is wearing green with envy right now. And I think it is his color, Melissa. Oh, envy, a nice little envy plug. Just in case anybody, I wish he did that with a fake Chanel bag from Chinatown. That would have made it perfect. And then of course, she took her like three seasons by the way to work envy into her it perfect. And then of course, she took her like three seasons

by the way to work and then to her tagline. And then of course the queen, pollution, meatball holder, Teresa. They say it's never too late. Blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, just not over. Ah, starting over, never tasted so good at it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And And the middle of her of her phrase because last season whatever her phrase was in the middle of it she goes

So in this one she goes I'm still sweet I don't know why but she says I'm still sweet. I'm like you never were sweet You never never sweet your Tari so okay the closest you came to sweet was when you were on parole and afraid of doing anything on camera to go back to prison, okay? And that's not sweet. That's just behaving yourself for parole, okay? That's magic. We've all been there in Toreesa.

Yes, we all, well, most of us have. Hmm. Huh. So then, um, uh, so now we're late, George, and we just hear Toreesa. So we just, we hear Teresa go, you wanna go walk in? And you just hear Jen go, yeah! Yeah!

I'm just talking like, yeah, yeah! Then we get Marge trying to put on gigantic lashes that look like peacock feathers from the Hobby Lobby. Those things are humongous. Jesus, there are Buzz B. Berkeley show coming to town. And Dolores is just cracking up at her. And then Melissa is making kitchen, making kitchen in the breakfast. That's what she's making according to these notes. She's making breakfast in the kitchen with Lexi. She's like, I'm just making scrambled eggs, making sure my sausage doesn't burn. Oh, this is so fun making bacon and I just feel so bad

for the camera crew attached to Melissa. Like, I have the most boring person to be stuck to. You notice he gave them like an hour footage doing fucking sausages, okay? You know that, and you also, I, you can just sort of tell that her scrambled eggs just don't taste good. You can just see they're kind of dry.

She doesn't turn her sausages. Like her sausages are all like burnt on one side, you know. And I can't tell if this means that she only cooks breakfast when the cameras were around to show she's a good mother or has she just gone for the past 13 or 14 years, making terrible breakfast and just there's no one there to tell her otherwise. Like, she just thinks this is a good example of eggs and sausage. I don't know, it's gross though. So then Marge is calling Joe and she's like, Joe, did the dumpster get to live in the show?

Did the even get to live in the show? Have you started construction? You know what I'm doing? I'm laying on my deck with going on the boat ride. I just got hit in the face by a bird. It was my last, it was my last show. And he goes, yeah, she just said that they're going on a boat ride today and he goes,

really where are you going? She goes, like, George, I'm like, Joe, where else are they going to go on a boat ride today and he goes, really? Where are you going? She goes, like, George. I'm like, Joe, where else are they going to go on a boat ride? They're literally at Lake George. It's like, oh, we're just going to go over to the Atlantic now. But do you want to circle around the Naby George? Joe, all right?

It's Lake George. There's literally no other place to go. And by the way, I'm really, I'm going through it, Joe, because there's not a single ice coffee to be found up here. It's crazy. I don't know how I'm gonna survive so So now Melissa's like I have a headache and Lexi's like we weren't so badly behaved though we and Melissa's like well, I'm just happy that you got to have a happy

Girls nine set of a shitty one and then we just see like a montage of all the awful dinners they've had over the years. Yeah, all the glassware broken over the years. And then back to Martin Cho. She's like, you know, every time I go away, it's drama Cho. It's drama. Okay, you know what?

I've said Jackie said, I just wish she hadn't spread that rumor to party. I mean, Teresa, you know, I'm trying to have a conversation with her, but now she's hyper focused on the analogy, you know, she says get over, you have to get over it. They both have to get over it, Joe. In my right, Joe. And he's just like, well, you know, Jackie has a point. Teresa has less of a point, but Teresa doesn't understand anyone's point, so what's the matter? Okay, here's the point

for you. Okay, go take a shower and get the dumpster. Okay, that's all I gotta to say Alright, get in the shower, Jeff. I'm gonna blow my brains out. Alright, Jeff So then we go back to Melissa. Melissa's like I'm so sick of the drama Like where are you in Gina first school stupid thing last night? She's like, yeah, well, I'm glad she said something or it just would have been worse between me and Jennifer Cut it guess I should get on with my terrible marriage storyline now. Have you seen the molasses all over the blogs and newspaper? Like my marriage is in danger. Yeah, yeah, I have seen that.

That's like, no one cares. So then, literally. So then Margaret enters and she's, oh, look at this breakfast. This is amazing. Are there ice coffees? I don't actually see any ice coffees, but looks amazing otherwise and Lexi's like well it was all Melissa I just put out the plates That's all raw dude was put out the plates

It's like okay Okay, you know, I'm gonna have a little tiny bit of bacon and then Teresa comes back like hi guys Oh You made us breakfast Hi, I don't know if I would be able to do this. I love this sausage. I love sausage because it's like a penis. And then Jennifer of course is like, what you do like sausage every now and then. Hi. Not this, can't I, don't. And so Melissa again is like,

I really liked dinner last night. It was so peaceful. Marjord's like, yeah, but you know what? I feel terrible, I feel like Jackie. I just do, I feel, I wanna blow my brain out, all right? You know what? If iced coffee was a gun, I'd put it to my head right now and blow my brains out with it Anyway, it's anybody made ice coffee at this trip. Has anybody made a goddamn ice coffee at this trip? What am I supposed to do?

I'm trying to drop hints. Okay. Try to drop hints everywhere. Okay. So Teresa's like, well, I've been thinking and I'm not gonna call Jackie I mean she needs to apologize to me because you know, I did apologize to her. And then we see the flashback for apologizing, which is, you know, I'm so sorry, but maybe I should have, I shouldn't have said it's a party, but you ever hear something and you say, where they say that what they're smoked as fires, you know, I'm saying like, he cheated, right? Huh? Like, that's not an apology to me. See, my mind, my apology, She can go stick it up a ass. And I'm like, and Marj is like, you know what? You just think she just has to move on.

Is that what you think Teresa? Yeah, and you know for her to get this upset, maybe there's fire and smokes. You know what? Maybe smokes on fire. I'm fine. She shows a skeleton on fire in the closet. That's a machine. Just saying.

So Dolores is like well I've seen I get I've seen her get up like I like this over less, okay? Jackie I'll give you a good reason to get upset go home after the room Ask your husband if it's true and if he says yeah, then and now I'm leaving There's a reason to be upset and then when he leaves if he's supposed to post on the floor and you have to pick it up, more reasons to be upset. And then if he moves into a new house, and he said, you know what, I want to move into the new house with you.

And he says, I don't know, first I want to do the backyard, then you can be upset even more. That's all I'm saying, David. Look, I like her. She's a nice person. You know, but emotional like that, I don't have the patience for it. Oh, really? You don't like emotional people? Your best friend flipped over a table and like has not really gone uphill since, okay?

Mm-hmm. Literally has not the exact opposite. So, um, um, Melissa's like, does anyone feel like we're beating a dead horse? I'm like, I don't know, you're the one who put envy into her tagline in this season. So, you're still trying to make that work. I don't know, you're the one who put envy into her tagline. This season, so you're still trying to make that work. I don't know, which horse are we talking about here? She's like, we cannot spend this whole trip trying to convince Teresa she's wrong.

We still haven't even convinced her math is real yet. Okay. We've got better things to do. So then they're all getting ready to go out and Teresa's just in the kitchen going. Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots Frank I'll have a two-year-by-month date. All right. I swear I'll have the money. I'll have the money to lose. Frank, we're talking about alcohol shots. So, Margaret's like, she's like, I mean, it's 11 a.m. I mean, the only shot time I've ever doing it in 11 a.m. It's a vice-coffee, but clearly not this trip, right?

Because no one has a nice coffee, right? Did I miss anything? Anything? And Teresa's like, Look, can we have a shot before we go Oh my god It's strawberry inside good dick you know what strawberries are like I wish I could take a strawberry do it like this with someone Some guy just need some guy to do a strawberry like this and then she puts a strawberry in her mouth And does like the lady in the tramp thing with Dolores

Yeah, and I'm Melissa by the way Melissa never misses an opportunity to sort of needle her She's like see you're finally learning how to live your life like I mean Melissa just is always poking We these past progressive little barbs about how like I was trying to make you have fun before But you don't want to fun and now all of a sudden you want to have fun. Like I'm like, I see you Melissa, I see what you're trying to do. So then they get in the van and they talk about how the husbands are all going to be hanging out tonight while they're gone.

And March is like, you know, but my husband better not be gook at it. And by gook at I mean turned into fake marble and put on to a sink and then you know, tried to be passed to office to real thing. Okay. Don't get go again. Listen, don't try to keep up with the goga. They're a different breed. Okay. If you want to keep up with the goga, here's what you do. You go home, you ask your man if he cheated.

If he says no, you say, okay, you're goga. Okay. And you got pung. That's how you keep up with the go. I don't know what I'm saying. Okay. I don't know what I'm saying okay. I don't know what I'm saying I'm And then we see a clip of Bill like As I carry him and drunk on the last vacation and put him to bed

Who I feel like the queen of sheba right now So they get to the restaurant and this is what Melissa says about everything everywhere they go The pantor opens and the Melissa just goes Words never said about Andy so that's what's called envy. So yeah, Dolores is like, I'm always stiff. I think there's something wrong with me, which is like such a Dolores thing to say after she gets out of a car. It might be the two hams that you had surgically implanted on your back, okay? That could be that too. I can't imagine why you feel stiff. That could be that too. I can't imagine why you feel stiff.

Margaret's like, wow, Lake Hippic Delayke is as if they haven't been in a house on the lake all the time. And then Delores like, oh, look, look at that cheeky boat in the water. That thing is rocking and rolling sort of like Frank when he tries to get up in the middle of the night to pee. Just rocking and rolling out of that bed until he finally falls onto the floor and I have to go in there and be like like Frank you on the floor again. He's like the Laura's I'm on the floor. What do you want? I say okay Frank. I'll pick you up soft to go bring him into the bathroom And then I wait from the pee and then he goes back to bed rockin' and rolling am I right ladies? It's cute So then Michelle Pais or Paitas or whatever is calling Teresa and Teresa like It's my family shout you remember me not the party and then we see clips of everybody meeting this Michelle girl

And she's like she sell them my house Hi Michelle, I'm in like Georgia Michelle says um, yeah, you know what I wanted to talk to you about Wednesday because you know what we got to get it on the market We got to get your house on the market. It's so hard for me to sell the house because I had little daughters and my daughters and my house. I got daughters and houses. I always see a flashback of them moving into the house. The girls were young and innocent. And then, and then it's literally putting money in the laundry.

I mean, it was so cute. It was adorable. So Jennifer's like, whose kids are going back to school? Mon have a hybrid, baby. I've got hybrid school, bitch. Um, Melissa's like, they start talking about the COVID school schedules, you know, like summer and for two days, some of them have virtual days. I'm a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more

like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more

like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more I don't want no boy touching my Twitter's. And then Melissa's, he know was so sweet. Melania, she came up to me and said, Zia Melissa, you're so beautiful and adorable. Anyway, you and Zio Joe, you need to be nicer to Zach because he's the nicest kid and he doesn't even pressure and tone you to have sex and everybody has sex. That is so funny to me.

So your daughter is such a slut. That is so adorable. She's like, my man, yeah, she says she ain't ready for that. All right. You know, I'm very open with my girls. Remember when I told her my was a camps for two years? So then they started talking about when they lost the virginity and my argument. I had sex with my boyfriend. I was 15 when they lost the virginity and Margaret's like,

I had sex with my boyfriend. I was 15 when I lost my virginity. And Melissa was 18. And then we see Teresa in this new confessional look where her hair is like, it's like literally a foot above her head. It's just like a tower of hair. And she's like, I don't talk about that. That's right.

But when I talk about my virgin, I don't talk about that. Joe doesn't count, right? That's right when I talk about my again, I don't talk about that It's like you know what I would rather dive and talk about birds in the bees my mother didn't and look how I turned out Well, yeah, but so Melissa just by the way, I'm not sharing people have a boutique. So Melissa, just by the way, I'm not shading people who have a boutique, but like. You have a fake boutique. It's open. Yeah, like a failed boutique, failed boutique. Which I'm not even shading failed boutiques either.

I'm just shading Melissa. What are you worried about? A parade of boutique owners coming to take you down. Yes, I actually am because I know I'll get worried about the most random groups of people. It's not that I get worried. I just don't want to deal with it. I don't, like, because I know it's like, Ben, I love you guys, but what you said, like when you equated her boutique with a failure,

that really hurt, because I've got a boutique, and I'm like, oh, just not in the mood. Not in the mood these days, guys. And now I'm going to get a, I'm going to get that email. So, anyway, uh, anyway, Melissa doesn't miss her kids right now because she's been around them too much in the pandemic. And then, uh, Dolores is like, you know, there was a time in my life when I couldn't leave my men because I was afraid they cheated on me if I left, but it turns out that she don't cheat it on me when I stayed. So who know?

Yeah. I'm always just like, yeah, you know, Joe, Joe really turns out that she did on me when I stayed. So who know? Yeah. I'm going to say, yeah, you know, Joe, Joe really puts the fear of God in me when I go out. It's like, oh, you're going to go out with your friends. Okay. I guess I'll go out too. Well, that's pretty fucked up, but you are married to Joe Gorkas. It is. Yeah, exactly.

But you know what? She turned out great. She turned out great. She made great choices. So, um, so Jan is like, this is surprising to me, baby, because if I tell you one thing, if Biz's gonna go out, I'm just like, hey, have a great time.

Check me when you're back, baby. Mm-hmm. And Melissa's like, oh, Marginos how bad it is. I text her all the time about it. She's like, oh, you know what? He gets crazy. I bet that in text ones. It's just crazy. And Jan's like, you, Margin knows how bad it is. I text her all the time about it. She's like, oh, you know what? He gets crazy. I bet that in text ones.

It's just crazy. And she's like, you know what? If you're in a healthy marriage, you should have trust, okay? And Teresa says, yeah, me and my brother, I saw my brother and I were this friends and he wasn't doing nothing, right? And so someone said, let's go to a strip club

and I was like, all right. And then, you know what, Melma's attracted in him on the phone because then she called right away. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. And she's like, and Melissa's like, you know, I asked, Joe, where are you? And he said, I'm with my sister. And I said, that's good.

And I said, what are you doing? And he said, we'll talk to Teresa. And Laura's goes, oh, what do you do? And he said we'll talk to Teresa and Flores goes oh what a pussy. So see see ask Teresa and Teresa didn't tell her you know she didn't want to run out her brother. So Melissa's like how about you know how about Teresa next time you just go anywhere that he wants but not a strip club is that fair is that a fair thing to agree on? So they go to a boat We're not really a boat a floating a floating palette With a

How did I I shouldn't be alive episode waiting and and it's You know because when you're in like George Nothing speaks of nothing speaks to the Hawaiian cheeky experience like being in the middle of the Adirondacks in upstate New York. A little cheeky boat. On a Costco, which actually looks fun. On a Costco, yeah. So they get on, they're like, we need to drink drink we need We're ladies who party okay?

And Melissa's like we want to see any titty smile Shush it titties and the captain's like awesome It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and It's commercial celebrity beef you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court I'm that Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the hosts of Wonder Woman's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud,

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It was like waving and all this stuff. And then Dolores is like, guys, I have an idea. Let's walk from one end of the boat to the other and back again for the next two hours. It's so much fun. Trust me. Okay, you don't like that. Okay, here's a better idea. Teresa, you're going to get your brother back for making you lie. Okay, that's what we're going to do to Lisa. Okay, you should call him and tell him that Melissa's talking to a guy. It'll be hilarious. They're all like, yeah, that's a great idea. It's a great idea.

I'm just saying, are we really going to pay a prank on something about cheating after everything we're coming through right now? Pain. This is which is such a good point. Yeah. So Teresa's like, it also made me so said, it made me so sad just because the trailers show this happening except we didn't realize it was a prank

and I was like, damn it. I was hoping this was a real thing that was happening. I know, but Alas, it's just a prank. So Teresa calls and she or she texts him. She's like, I just wanted to like, you know, that last night the owner of a restaurant asked me let's have a Hanaba and they've been texting me. I'm doing I ring don't tell her I said in this text and then don't mean it and then burn your phone and then step on it and throw it in the trash can I ring

Did anyone else and by anyone else, I mean Ronnie, because you're the only one here, but anyone who might be listening, did anyone else feel like this was an insight into Teresa's MO, by the way? Like, don't tell her I told you and delete this text after you've been dead. To me, I was like, like the fact that that was like,

just that was part of the lie, but it was part of the lie to make it seem like it was something real, like it was part of the lie to make it seem like it was something real. Like, it was something to create authenticity in this interaction, made me believe that this is actually something that Theresa does a lot. Don't tell. Don't tell.

They went to prison. No. Her and her husband went to prison and their phone records were subpoenaed. And this woman still doesn't understand what eye cloud means. Like. I just feel like there was, I was like, it's like, we all knew, but actually singing an action is like, aha, you are like, you know how to lie, right?

So, um, um, it's still good. It's still good. Kotlater still don't know what eye cloud means, but that's a K3 set. It's okay. It's a cloud made Me device. Cause that cloud sees me. Why that cloud looking at me? Stop looking at me. And if you heard that message, you better delete it. Alright, cloud. Well, it's like, I'm at all, but you say, I cloud. So

Anyway, so um so so So Joe of course starts to freak out. He's like, why why is she texting him call me call me So so Teresa calls Joe and at this point I thought it was gonna be like Yes, get in but now Teresa like Goes in on the lie and she does it really well to the point that like, okay, yeah, this is someone who, you know, yeah, yeah, she probably does. And he tells her, he tells her, listen, I'm in the car with the kids right now, right?

Which you don't ever do this. I mean, just does not, do these people might have the ID channel in New Jersey? Cause like every plot is that. It's like, the husband found out the wife was cheating and now the family is under a bridge or whatever. You know, I just started getting out. I don't think Joe would ever kill his family

but I've watched a lot of murder mystery things with the dad like going crazy lately, especially because they're very popular right now. It's like a very popular thing in pop culture. Fathers who kill the whole family or whatever. So I've seen all those documentaries and I was like, maybe don't tell him this when he's driving in the culture, fathers who killed the whole family or whatever. So I've seen all those documentaries, and I was like, maybe don't tell him this when he's driving in the car.

Okay, this is the conversation you call him in the strip club. You know what I mean? Ah, exactly. So she is telling him, she's like, well, I was so nice and the food was so nice and the rest of my life was beautiful and this guy was really cute and then I kind of wanted

to talk to him, but then like she walked up and then he kept on freaking going up the hall and like she kept in front like hi and like what's your name I believe so I'm a slot and he's like you know bop it up and let's go in Italian and he was saying was she dancing in front of him in front of everyone? And she's like, you know, what are they saying? What are they? You know, I wasn't in the conversation. So I don't know what they said. But then they took a walk into the bushes. Alright. And then I don't know what was happening in the bushes, but we heard a lot of, and then you know, a bra flew out, you know, what?

And then a fake nail that match Teresa nails flew out and then like a piece of her weave and stuff. And I was like, should I help her? And then she came out with something that looked like bruises all over her neck, sticky, so whatever. And I was like, wow, this is two detailed, man. Good job. And then, and then he said, hey, I know you.

You had to work at that strip club, right? And she said, me, I was never a stripper. He was, no, I was your biggest biggest client you gave me so many lab dances is and she said no, no never never okay I admit it. I was a stripper. Yeah, she said all those things. Yeah, and then he said my night to have sex with You stupid lady who cares about itself more than her sister and mom. Guess what Jackie's husband's cheating on it there It's a gym. I mean Yeah, and then she told them you know what my favorite sexual movies is doing a guy while also getting sprinkle cookies to piss off a great System in laws. That's her favorite sexual moves. Yeah, she's going in a little too much and Melissa's like

Going a little a little too far now. I was wondering out. This was the thing I was wondering about, because I don't think there's been some rumors of Teresa make up this rumor or she repeating the rumor. And I don't know if this scene exonerates her or implicates her, because this shows that she is quite adept at lying and she's willing to do it and she always plays dumb But she can really lie well But then if you look at the way she which makes you think that yes, she made there's a good chance She made up the rumor But then if you watch her spread the rumor it's so lacking in the finesse of this lie It's like I heard he did a staff I heard stuff and jim's and parking car

Broding sky I, you're like, that was so clunky that maybe she was, maybe she did hear it, not that it matters. Right, because if she was lying to you, it would have like sudden detail on everything. Yeah, yeah. Oh gosh. Well, first of all, the rumor was going around.

I don't think it's the issue that the rumor wasn't there, that Teresa, I mean, I know on the show is that Teresa made it up, but the rumors were on the blogs last season. I mean, those rumors have been around. I don't think it's the issue that the rumor wasn't there that Teresa's, I mean, I know on the show is that Teresa made it up, but the rumors were on the blogs last season. I mean, those rumors have been around. They've been, you know, someone sent a text saying, you know, how they are. It's like this person is, we're not going to say who this person is, but we'll print their text on Du Moir or whatever. I'm not saying it was Du Moir, but whatever it was. And so those rumors were going around. The thing is, is that Teresa decided,

oh, okay, I don't like Jackie, so I'm gonna go on camera and repeat these blog rumors or whatever, right? At least that's how I'm understanding it. I think so because I think clearly based on the awkwardness in which she Relayed the rumor it was clear that she had to have read it Which meant that she only got like every few details like it was

it was Jim and Car and and like she could only see the things that were hyperlinked or something Word that were hyper. She's like, Abra, my 1999 cheated dick sucking. Most stories you may enjoy. Yeah. Google ad. Google ad. And Marge is like, you know, I never thought I'd say this,

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You know, so, you know, I'm not trying to cause any problems. And he's like, oh, man, let me just say something really cliche Italian. Mama Mia. You never know, right. Mama Mia. You never know, right? Mama Mia. And she's back. I'm going to say, John, John, John, John, John.

And he doesn't know if he's supposed to hang up and pretend they weren't on the phone or what, you know. So he's quiet. Just, you've been corny, okay? That was great. You guys have morons. You guys have morons. You guys are corny, okay? I'm gonna, I'm gonna release an inspirational quote about this. If you think you're getting punk, you might be getting punk, but the real punk is the punk who did it to you because every day should be praised because you never know what's the last one because you might get punked. It's like, oh, you should have stopped that sentence a long time ago.

I had to move my pointing finger down and down. Is that sentence got longer on this meme? I think no more. I was the one phrase too long. Yeah, it's like, yeah, joke or got joke or gets inspirational quotes. So, uh, Marge is like, Triel, Kat, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he of like, well, you've got no faith in me, Joe. It's not cute, Joe. Not cute, okay. So now they get back in the van and most of the like,

I'm not gonna say anything. I'm very nauseous to don't talk to me. I'm like, how do you think I feel when I watch your scenes? So then they're all kind of like passed out in this van and then they get out of the van and Teresa's now like She's basically channeling Lindsey from somewhere else. She's like Rosario day How many sandwiches have you made me

Rosario day and then Melissa Wackley trips and falls on the couch and Teresa has to find the wine open air and Can we party all right? and to recess to find the wine open air. And I can't drink and we party already. And Melissa's like, you used to make little tea bags and now you're just like getting tea packed all the time. You went from like a good lady to a whore. Yeah, hey, my show me your baby's my show to me. And she just like pulls down Marge.

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You look like a naked in that baby. So Sikos and the talk to her while Melissa is calling Joe. He's like, what do you want? She's like, oh my God, you really believed her. You believed her so much. You were speaking Italian, Joe. And he's like, I was with the kids. I didn't want them to know the mom's dirty tramp.

Right? Yeah. So then, Jan's like, you know what, Dolores, I had a big breakthrough baby with Melissa. Yeah, well, that's what adults do, you know, they bury the hatchet and then they move in with the hatchet and then they live with the hatchet and then they wait for the hatchet to propose to them and then the hatchet moves out and then you say,, hatchet, can I get a commitment? And the hatchet says, first, let's do the backyard.

And I say, great, I'm gonna do my butt. And then the hatchet says, watch your your butt. And I say, because you didn't ask me, hatchet, that's what adults do. And then they let your son move in with hatchet because God forbid, you should get to spend any time with your son or the man who should be your fiancee. You know what, not getting a ring from hatchet.

That's just, that's it, that's what adults do. All right, Jen. That's what adults do. So then we go to back, we cut back to Melissa and Joe talking and she's like, I know what's upsetting for her, but you know, poor Jackie, but you guys are still going to hang out, right? I mean, you're going to call Evan, right? Hang out. And he's like, I texted Evan and he said, he's busy His busy he had to go to the gym again. I don't know. I don't know So She's like I want you to make I want you girls to make up cuz you're just little women You know with your little insignificant issues. You know what I'm saying?

So then back to Jen Jen's like well, we all met Michelle and Dolores is like I know her all right You know what? When I was selling David's house, she just showed up for the open house. Very nice. I was like, ooh Dolores, this girl. Very nice. Dolores, I have a Dolores girl.

Very nice. Yeah, she said just the way she said it. Like when we were selling David's house, we had an open house and she showed up. Very nice. She's a very nice person for being a terrible person. Yeah. Doesn't bury the hatchet. I'll say that much. So Jennifer's like, well, when I was talking to her at Jack's party, she told me about Joe O. O. O.ing her husband's money.

And I was like, in my mind, I was like, which Joe are we talking about? Because there's like five Joe's on this show. I know. I'm like, please, please give me some visual cues. It's gotta be terrifying to be named Joe in Jersey and then being pulled over. Because like, you could go down for crimes that any other Joe has done, you know? Very easily confused. Literally average Joe.

So now we got a flashback of Michelle being talking to Jen and saying, yeah, so Joe Gorgos, my husband, 10,000, 10,000, $1,000, they didn't event together and he didn't give him the money. Yeah. Um, and she's like, do I go, so should I go to tree? And Dolores is like, wow, a lot of bombs being dropped at this party, huh? God parking lot party brings out the bombs and she says yeah, and then she said her husband did some kind of motivational speech Grooing with Gaga, which is hilarious to hear someone say that out loud I'm going with Gorgah Growing with Gorgah He does a lot of growing in certain parts of his body

And why would you call it growing with Gga when you're like five feet tall? And listen, I hate short-saving people. It's just an odd, odd title. And then we see the clip of this guy like, uh, I, uh, everyone I would like to now give a rock star welcome to Mr. Joey Gorga. Like this guy gets paid tens of thousands of dollars to do that. I know that's what I was wondering. I was like, is this the best your MC could do? Mr. Jonathan Stein Grober? Yeah, that guy wouldn't even be able to like motivate people

to get up and do karaoke. Okay, he's bad at his job. Okay, I'm standing up for Joe. I wouldn't pay him either. Yeah, I will stand up for Joe. So, pay him either yeah I will stand up for Joe so uh Jen yeah Jennifer's like you know I'm not I wouldn't want to give in to Idle gossip but this isn't the first time I've heard shit about Joe he recently posted about this amazing kitchen renovation and then he personally then he the person who actually did it called him out and said hey did

the kitchen renovation with the pizza bagel! If you're willing to lie about the good to renovation, what else you're willing to lie about, Mr. And it isn't that such a jersey thing to say. If you can lie about kickin' renovations, what else can you lie about? I know, that's exactly. Exactly.

So, she's like, do a Tamilist, I mean, we just made up. By the way, this story that Jen is telling was so fucking funny last year. That Joe's Instagram, he posts all these things for growing with Gorgas. Oh, yes. Remember when he was charging like 10 to 50th, I mean, it was like an astronomical amount of money

to go to these growing with Gorgas seminars to teach you how to like flip houses or whatever. So then he starts posting all these before and afters and getting all these followers and people are like, holy shit, that's an amazing kitchen. And he's like, yeah, look at that double islands. And then some dude is like, this is verifiably my house. He did not do this. like this is verifiably my house, he did not do this. This is work. Yeah, that was fucking so, I'm telling you. So you know what, he has the problem.

If this woman goes and tells somebody that she told you and then you didn't tell Melissa, you're not a good friend, okay? And let me say this, if it's being said about Frank Catania, I'd like to know. I'd like to know what's going on. What's that? He was just disbarred. How old is this news? 4 years old?

Okay. Okay. Just be careful how you say it, Jen. I'm jumping like, oh god! This moment has been brought to you by Joe Gorga Inspirational Quotes. There's only once person you spend your whole life with, and that is your self-period if way too close to it. If you ain't okay with you, then there's an issue in all caps. And this is his look, he's like...

I'm just thinking, by the way way as you were saying that I was just thinking about the last thing that the Laura said where she tells Jennifer like you know just watch how you say it because you know Jennifer was originally planned to be like hey Melissa how about what happened with Michelle's husband and you're on $10,000 what do you got to say about baby it's like don't say it like that Well Dolores never has a problem with the actual bad thing that's been done She only has a problem with how you confront the person about it I mean, it's always like consistently her thing. It's not to reach this fault for I mean Teresa saying something wasn't great in Dolores's eyes about Jackie But the real problem was how Jackie handled it with Teresa.

Wasn't that Teresa started it? It's a Jackie handled with Bab. Exactly. Consistency. Now we go back over to, yeah, if you go back over to New Jersey and Joe is, Joe Gorgas getting the place ready for, you know, for Poker Night. So the guys are coming in. First we have Joe Benino.

He's like, Joey! And then Bill, Sandra's like, mmmm, I'm gonna have it with boys. Ooh, can't wait for this one. It's gonna be a full house. Mmm. I can tell that Joe did this house. Now this, this is a house that I can tell Joe did. First we know about the fake countertops that are trying to look like Marvel. And then this has the same lamp lighter. I think they're called lamp lighter shapes

tiles that are in the kitchen and like George. Everybody loves those in Jersey, those lamp lighter shapes, but these are mirrored. And then he's got floor tiles on the wall going up vertically. And I was like, okay, this I believe, I believe this is a Gorgor renovation, okay? Got me here. Yeah. Yeah, very much so. So Bill comes in and Bill's also, now his whole thing is he's also trying to fit in with the guys more by trying to talk more Jersey. He goes, he has like a bottle of wine or something and he goes, he goes, hmm, here's something for you to enjoy.

He's like trying to put, hey,'s like, A. Oh, forget about it. Mmm. It's a devilish, devilish time we're gonna have tonight. Say joke about like, do you miss your wife? And it's like, of course I do. So they've all got some sushi and she was like, all right, all right, who's gonna eat some wasabi? All right, who's not gonna all right all right who's gonna eat some wasabi All right, who's not gonna be a pussy who's gonna eat some wasabi, all right?

Cuz only a guy what balls gonna eat some wasabi, all right who gonna do it? Who's gonna do it? The Lord I'll do it the Lord's okay give me the give me the sobbing okay, don't do it. Give it to me Okay, what is this stuff? Okay, it's like green was this like green snap. I mean, oh my god My side is it's a Laura's was is like green snap. Oh my god. My side is in the floor. I don't need to shove anything down my mouth. Right go again. But he gets it shoved down his mouth and feels like give it 10 seconds. It'll really clean those sinuses right up. Only hurts at first. Open wide, big boy. Relax. Relax. I like some wasabi. It brings it here to my eye and Big boy Relax relax I like some wasabi a prince that's here to my eye and tickles a little bit. Oh

Frank is your eyes are watering do you need a pillow to bite? So yeah, Frank's like all right between me and you I'm gonna be fatties alright Here's me's use fatties like this guy has more S's than me and I'm as gay as you get Everything's for a prank All right, I have a question all right all right welcome to Frank talk show Frank's talk show. All right. Have any of your wives breached the subject of bringing home another woman? Anybody? Anybody?

Yes, toast. Okay. That's all. It's a good question. All right. You next question. Let's play. All right.

Just a boy like that. You're like, no. He's like, all right. Then you're boring, all right? And Joe's like, all right, guys, you know what? I've been faking my night, all right? Here's what's really going on. Today, I get a call from right guys, you know what? I've been faking my night, all right? Here's what's really going on. Today, I get a call from my sister, you know,

the go out to dinner. And supposedly, the owner of the restaurant is hitting on Melissa, all right. And then today, she said all day, she's been flirting with her and bills like, oh, I would see blood in my eyes. I would be livid, how? Absolutely livid.

I'm curious. Was he shirtless? What was his guy like? I need details. Do you have pictures? He's racing. I'd be inconsolable. And Joe's like, listen, I'm about to cry right now, you know, but the bottom line is like a fucking point I knew that beard was fake. I knew it tear it off baby No, I'm talking about Melissa. This is real. Oh, those are intentional joys Okay, and Frank's like they play the joke on you and he's like yeah, that he cheers to no woman ever gonna cheat on this guy ah so uh oh gentlemen do you think the girls are having a good of a time as we are just four bros hanging out on a basement and dark confitant spaces drinking exploring themselves having

confine spaces, drinking, exploring themselves, having unforgettable memories amongst just wants to know with, she's available for a three sum. Mmm. He's gonna volunteer to be number three. Mmm. And Benina's like, to be honest, I've heard the same. Alright, and they're like, Whoa, what?

And, and Bill's like, Whoa, what? And Bill's like, ooh, naughty, naughty, do you tell? You're gonna reveal your resources? Mm, and he's like, you know what? At any given moment, there's like 10 girls in my house and none of them talk quietly, okay? Do you know how much you can over here when you're trying to get women ice coffee? And you don't even know how to make it?

Wow, you've taken a lot of information. So I'm just sitting there, innocently standing on the stoop, waiting for a dumpster to be delivered. Am I hearing? Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack. So do you think this is where the rumor came from? Because now I'm suspicious.

So Joe's saying that he's in Marge's house hearing March and all her friends talk and he hears about the rumor. And then Teresa hears about the rumor, assuming that's the timeline, unless they were talking about it after. But I was like, if the rumor was in the, if the rumor was in the blogs, as you were saying, then I'm sure, because all these women read the blogs, so I'm sure they were talking about it at some point. And they may have heard it from Teresa, may have heard it from those women, or they should may have gotten it from the blog, or from other people, but, you know, yeah, they

I don't know where the I don't know what the origin is. I don't know what the origin is Yeah, I was actually expecting a real answer from you from you, Ben. I'm disappointed. Well, you know, I'm always can give a real answer any I really thought you actually do with Bolton boards. I'm like, well actually, you know, the funny thing with Bolton boards is that they're very useful and Uh, I think that they're really important to have and you're like Ben It was a joke question I was fucking with Chipro You got punk Ben So Gorka's like well, whoa maybe Margaret's heard this rumour before whoa

I'm like so if you heard it before it shouldn't repeat it like your idiot sister. Yeah, exactly I'm like so if you heard it before it shouldn't repeat it like your idiot sister. Yeah, exactly So Frank's like, you know what look this room was and the only one who knows the truth is Evan the girly bang and God who watched him bang this girl, you know, but the man, you know when we go out I can say this Evan never ever ever Looks at another woman or looks like he's gonna cheat. Okay, never I can say that for now for good never Yeah, and then the scene ends with Joe Gorka trying to shove a tequila worm down Frank's mouth That's so gorka is always so

Making every day. Yeah, I day what are you pussy? And they all do a shot to Evan being faithful so then pussy and they all do a shot to Evan being faithful. So then back at the old at the old cabin Lexi's like, I'm not wearing big earrings because even my ears are tied. Yeah and she's unpacking all the I'll be takeout or the delivery food. I'm like I have to really articulate that it was delivery not takeout but she's unpacking it all and she's like, that one is the pantie and I'm like, I have to really articulate that it was delivery not to take out. But she's unpacking it all. And she's like, that one is the pantie. And I'm like, and then they're like all eating sushi.

I'm like, is this, I'm concerned about sushi and to pat. I guess maybe it's one of those like places that's just like little bit of chasing ball of Asia. But of course, this is what I would focus on that they have patie and sushi from the same restaurant. Oh yeah, I'm in the middle. You don't ever get noodles and sushi from the same place. No, I do, but I have to say, please put them in separate bags, because a lot of times

they'll put the noodles on the bottom and the sushi on top and then, yeah, you get some warm raw tuna. That's not good. Yeah, I realized this literally as soon as I was saying it, I was like, this is actually extremely normal. But now I've already started talking, so I have to see it through some fashion and So Melissa and Marge so many restaurant now the restaurant owners Association of America are gonna be coming after you later Ben. Oh my god. I'm gonna get some

Dear Ben, I'm a restaurant owner. I used to like you, but I will have you now restaurant owner. I used to like you, but I will have you now. There can be sushi and noodles of the same restaurant, man. Okay. It'll be the Emily and Paris controversy all over again. I can't watch that show because they talk badly about a restaurant in Chicago. So Teresa. So Teresa's like, she's like, I'm excited for sushi. And then Melissa's saying, like, I'm excited for sushi! And then Melissa is saying,

Oh, I miss Jackie. So she and Margaret decided to check it on Jackie with a phone call. So they called, we miss you. We miss you silly face. And Jackie's like, oh, I miss you guys too. And I gotta do what's right for my family. You know, and right now, Evan is very disgusted.

And he works in finance. And it hurts his Evan is, he's very disgusted and he works in finance and I heard his reputation and he's very hurt by all this. Oh, are you just having, yeah. Have you ever seen anybody about finance? Like, seriously. The most respected field with the most stand up gentlemen in all of America. Most Bible goers than any other field.

They always do what's right. Not by them, not only by themselves and their family, but also for the average Joe, the true average Joe on the street. That's, you know what? No cocaine and strippers for them. They just care about helping, helping the world. They love Coca-Cola and people who put on their clothes for a living, okay? Giving, that's what they like to say. Greed is bad, greed is bad. Oh.

So we have a should have movie, The Very Nice Person of Wall Street. I love that one. It's a great score, says in the movie. Thousands, the television show. Wow, it's just thousands. Hehehehe. Um, Wall Street, which as we all know,

is about someone who works very hard in life and, um, you know, earns some money and then lives in a humble house, uh, in, you know, the Lower East Side. Hehehehe. Okay, so, um, she's like, all I need for Teresa to do is to clear Evan's name But her now that if she wants to call Evan and just let him know it was total bullshit then everything will be okay and Marjus like That's no small request

Okay, is that all he needs would he like me to have God stop growing hair on his back too? Because maybe I could get that done as well. All right, then the other crazy requests. I'm always like, okay, you know what would be really cute. Okay, if you want to say to her something like, listen, Teresa, I'm sorry about the bad analogy that I use. And she's like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Okay, and he is an innocent man who works in finance. You don't understand how a rumor on a reality show that all the men in the world of finance watch How I could ruin him, okay? And Marge is like, you know what? I'll right check. He will text you. They're wicked. He's too much bass You know what Melissa? I'll tell you what it is. Evan is the one. She's upset about this

Yes Well done well Sust Evan is the one she subset about this yes Well, Sast and she's like Jackie might as well ask for the moon on the stick So that's what I want when I go out tonight someone give me the stick I'll be the moon's Teresa guys come on you gotta come inside the dinner's getting cold in March goes so she's always called Teresa. Who did you see? So all right guess what we called Jackie she has a nice coffee everything. Everything's okay. Oh, yeah, how's she doing? Well, you know, she wasn't crying so but she was heated and you know everything's very upset. You know, it is very upset

He's in finance and Teresa like oh my god, you know what? I went into the bank You know what they got over there. They said Teresa tell her Teresa, Teresa, Tella, Teresa, Tella. Everyone there is a Tella, all right? See, it's gonna get mad at me. It's not my fault that he's upset with Nancy. I mean, look, he's always saying finance and finance. You know what, a guy who still can't finance he after all these years is probably about his job anyways.

I mean, well, you should be talking to his Nancy. He's that's the one he's probably seeing at the gym. You know, he's like, finances time to go with the gym. It's not my fault. Oh God. And Teresa's like, but if he's not doing anything, and Marjorie's like, you know what, Teresa, it's a different kind of business. All right.

You know, do we understand why she's upset? Yeah. Because she got no we understand why she's upset? She yeah Cuz she got no backbone and she's weak and maybe she got an inkling that is true All right for someone to be acting like this is out of control I never my life Experience this like when someone said to me. I'd be like yeah yeah, okay, about Joe because that was like, so Joe my marriage And then Margaret's like, okay, FYI, her husband was cheating on her, okay, and she was not calm about at all And it's like, you heard yelling at Kim D, they always show the Kim D clip, like

Get out of my face, you see for that man You got proof, you got pictures, and you got Derma, you got Derma Yeah So then she goes, if a husband's not cheating, have the fuck of balls she goes if a husband's not cheating have the fucking balls and say my husband's not cheating go fuck yourself It's like do you remember the first episode? I'm hard to remember how you actually say that You know what you better shut up to that. I'm tired of this. I swear to God. You're gonna I'm gonna boom my casket. I mean

Wow, she must really be honey, huh? They're like casket. I was actually surprised they all caught that like casket casket I'm like start cracking up. I don't you mean the casket? Yeah, yeah, and you know camera and Westcats at home like but she say wrong Why did they correct her like that that wasn't nice? Catholic you shouldn't the party incorrect people It's belottling So Teresa's like no, I'm tired of this really guys like oh you just had that you know what fuck Jackie I'm not ever gonna tell him anything else ever again. She's too weak for me

Jackie, I'm not ever gonna tell him anything else ever again. She's too weak for me. Ah! Because that's a whole thing with Theresa and Dolores's weakness. They do not like women who are weak. That's the whole, that's Dolores' big thing too, right? Well, I would say that this is not Jackie being weak at all. Jackie told her to go fuck herself. And then she turned it around on Theresa and made her so crazy.

So I don't know that this is the time to be calling Jackie weak. No, Theresa's just spinning it that way. So that way she can like reconcile, yeah, you know, her hideous behavior. And Marge is like, you know, but all you need, all they need him to say is that when you hurt this room, if there's no proof,

then ah, ah, ah, ah, week, week. And Melissa's like, you know what? Ah, oh, Teresa says, I'm not sure if she's implying they made the room a lot, but you know what? I heard it, all right. I heard it, all right. If you don't like it too fucking bad. And when she apologizes to me about my daughter, I'll call a husband. And Melissa's like, see, see, see, and Laura goes, I'm not sure she's gonna do that. Sorry

No Dolores actually goes oh so she'll have no problem. I'm sure yeah, so I have no problem calling D. Yeah, and she and Melissa goes Oh, no, she's absolutely not gonna do that and Dolores goes what come on if it could rectify anything. Why wouldn't she do it? Yeah, sorry. Well, I mean, the Laura's not totally crazy there. If the most important thing is clearing her husband's name, then, you know, like, it's like, why aren't you going to every lane to do it? But I also think that Jackie is totally within her rights to be like, I'm not fucking apologizing to that wench.

Yeah. So that was. That's nothing to apologize for. She said, Teresa, I'm just saying what if I said someone was saying this about your daughter Theresa's just using it to get for herself some fuel Yeah, and Melissa says like you know Jack is the one who got fucked and somehow she's the one who has to apologize, you know and then And then Teresa's like it's like a broken record like call my husband make it bad I call my husband make it better like it's like a broken record like all my husband make it better Come on, I said make it better and most is like well

You were a hundred percent wrong for saying it at the party instead of just telling her just well I told my friends and I told my sister in laws and the kid in the valley, you know I called out the local news. That's it. That's all I call yeah and It's like yeah, but more people had it, baby. And she's like, all right, you know what I'm leaving you use you choose three fours, seven, nine, one. All right, you're all assholes. Go fuck yourselves. I'm right. I'm serious. So she goes off and then Melissa goes after I guess, no, I don't want to talk to you. Shut up.

All five of you is against me. I'm over it. So then so now Marge is just talking to Lexi and saying how like you know, ultimately Teresa did something wrong, but but Jackie made the situation worse and Dolores out of nowhere Dolores suddenly has glasses on and she's standing up just you know what I'm upset at Teresa what the fuck did I do you know what I mean because this is like also classic Dolores thing which is that there's like a shred of something in a larger fight that she like pings with her and then she's like now I'm mad too what are you trying to say about me it was like last season when

Melissa said that Melissa said that Jackie saves her money and Delores is like, so you're saying, I don't save my money, huh? Yeah. Yeah. So from my children, what do you think? The we don't save money for our children? That's a big, it's always about the children, you know? They always trying to weigh it around their children. So Melissa's like, listen, Theresa, we're trying to bring two people back together and you're the one in front of us, you know, if Jackie was here, she'd be mad it around their children. So Melissa's like listen Teresa we're trying to bring two people back together and you're the one in front of us you know if Jackie was here she'd be mad too. We're just trying to make a man's and she's like well you know what the only man who can make a man's is God. All right that's it. Oh Melissa's like I'm sick of this you know what I don't come on girls trips to do

this shit. She like they either need to find a way to get it together or we're never gonna hang out again. And Theresa goes, I'm sick of tired of her making a spy. Pfft. She's making you guys fight. All right, you know what, let's have some more. This is the next best thing to ice coffee, okay? All right, let's get cool.

Okay, everyone put on your sweatshirts. We're really trying to make this tight I sweatshirt of things. Everyone put on your sweatshirts, okay? Here we go. Lexi, come on, come on, go, Lexi, go. She just starts bossing around Lexi. How crazy is it?

This is Joseph's. How crazy is it that it's like twice in a week that we're all subjected to tie-dye hoodies? Because that wasn't just like the Jason Zodakus thing on the Golden Globes that everybody's going crazy about. It's like the same, I don't know. I don't know, I haven't watched that. It's, I didn't, I didn't watch.

I heard that something happened. Jason's a day. I guess where someone was like wrap it up. I didn't watch. Oh, he was wearing a tie that hoodie. Like he showed up on a tie that I'd hoodie and everyone was making fun of him. But it turns out it was like his sister's company that he was just supporting. Okay guys. Everyone called Jason Sudakis. But it's just funny because it's like the same hoodie that they're wearing on this show It's like the thing that people are doing. They're all making tie-dye sweatsuits and trying to sell them online So it's like yeah, it's like a it's like a thing and it's Well, I mean they look comfy so

So they get outside and no one knows how to start the fire and, you know, Margaret's like, is this guy a fireplace? And like, she's like, no, we have to put the wood in the logs over here, Mr. So, uh, so they're making the fire and, um, uh, then they're making s'mores and tree. She's, she's like, I don't want to wash my own. This gave me a graham cracker with a chocolate. You know, I had my gram crap out with a little piece of chocolate, huh? You said crap or Feel my it's fun not you know I'm a list is like, well, yeah, I'm having a good time. You know what? I mean you did get mad for two seconds there to reset

Yeah, I don't dwell on shit like some people Hmm, and they're like, you do dwells. Yeah. Yeah. So then Dolores goes, Oh, Teresa, you dwell on shit. Okay. Well, you know, so then there's like a noise in the trees and they're like, huh? What? And then they hear some more like crunches.

And then I see guys, I'm not used to this. The biggest thing we have in England is a bad job. And three, two, like, you know, on his scale, I'm running inside and in. And so they just start screaming and running inside and then the glass breaks because you cannot have a jersey vacation. Those are the big kids.

With a glass, I'm not breaking on the grab at some point, you know. It's like, way to go, Melissa, throw the glass down at the fire pit where most people will be hanging out, you know, barefoot and try and enjoy themselves. Yeah. Now the next Jersey family can be like, who did this to my water? Well, that was super fun. We will be back tomorrow with Summer House, Big Summer House episode, and thank you all

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