Watch What Crappens - RHONJ: Can't See The Forest for the Cheese

Episode Date: February 16, 2023

A mozzarella party on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E2) goes sideways when Jennifer and Margaret get into a fight, which then turns into a fight with Jennifer and Dolores, which then turns into a fight with Melissa and Teresa. Ben's mic went haywire during this recording. We tried to fix the audio as best we could, but there was only so much we could do. Sorry for the crappy audio!! Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/78750838/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch For Crappins, a podcast about all that crap on bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and I'm here as usual with the one the only the mozzarella master himself. Mr. Ronnie Keram. Hi Ronnie. How are you? Hi. Hi. I was attacked by an esthetician. She said, hey, can I go a little rough on you today?

And that's it. Sure. Jesus Christ. Just get a baseball bat and beat the shit out of me, lady. I look like I've been attacked by birds. So sorry for crappin' it's on to man, but look at me. I look like I've been in a serious fight with birds. That's the most appropriate look you can have when talking about real housewives in New Jersey. Okay, you're like, you're like, you like you like you understood the assignment as everyone says. Okay, you got attacked by birds and I already talked about Teresa. Okay. Yeah, look completely crazy.

You don't look crazy. It was my it was my it was my just to be out of the house because you know I called them to tell the talk and they're like, oh it's five days after you're positive and you're allowed to go out and wear a mask and all this. And I don't know how the world has changed that fast. I mean, I hide under a bench. Like if you tell me that you have COVID, I'll hide from you for two months.

I'm not going near your ass. And the excuse to stay away from people, that's what I say. But anyway, today, the good news is that, you know, I'm sorry that you got COVID, but I think your timing was impeccable because the crappies are next week. Never know.

And you'll be, you got your system, we got the crappies next week. Crappies are on Friday, in case you didn't hear, in case you didn't know. We have a show the night before in Phoenix, and we're gonna do some of the categories there too, because why not? Big crappies begin.

Phoenix is gonna be like the independent spirit awards. The crappies Oscars, you know? So, um, uh, the ballot go vote, go to watch crappens.com to go vote. Um, also go to watch crappens.com to get tickets to the show. If you are in LA, the tickets are getting pretty low, actually. Uh, the good news is also if you are not in the LA area, you can watch the crappies on moment house go to moment house.co slash wc again, that link is on watcher crappens. But another thing that we want you to do is make some for your consideration videos, some of these nominees, they need a voice. Okay.

We had a very, very fun and spirited one. voice, okay. We had a very, very fun and spirited one, campaigning for Yoann from Real Girl, Friends and Paras, really appreciated that montage. I didn't realize how much I needed a Yoann montage in my life until I saw that story. So if you're rooting for one of those nominees, go onto Instagram, tell us why someone should be,

we should all be voting for someone or something and tag us at watch or crap ends and we're gonna re-gram it and we may include it in the ceremony so that'll just be a fun thing to do and then of course after the crappies we have a whole tour I won't go into it right now but go to watch crap ends.com we're going all across the country all across North America from Toronto to San Diego from Boston Boston to Foxwoods, which is actually a pretty small swath right there. But, you know, we're going everywhere.

So come see us, we're really excited. But right now our focus is really, really on the crappies and I'm really excited. I'm really, really excited. I'm telling you, Ronnie. I just made this one. It says, for your consideration, in the best villain, the Lisa Rina, Really really excited. I'm telling you. Rommah just made this one. It says for your consideration, really?

Best villain, the Lisa Rina, um, Raisin Bagel. Biggest villain and worst bagel, Lisa Rinnaman, Raisin Bagel. That is by hand standards. That is so fucking good. That's so yeah, really creative yeah really creative really good and you know I think Lisa run has a huge chance of winning especially because of this Renneman a bagel once you Once you pair her with a reason bagel like her villainy really just skyrockets, you know it really does just pair everyone Our raisins made it for rapes, they're also adorable cartoon characters

that dance around cereal, but they're just so hated. I mean, raisins are very controversial. You know, I enjoy raisins. I actually had some this morning. I'm really pro raisins. Yeah, raisins were my gateway to grapes, actually, as a kid. As a kid, I didn't like grapes for some reason, but I liked raisins.

You're so persnickety. You know because, because raisins have little dots in them, like little seeds or something, like you eat them, but there's like little tiny little microscopic seeds. And you know it been hates the most in life, those little tiny microscopic seeds, but you're okay with a raisin. Like you're a, you're a, we're in mystery that I never am gonna understand. Wait, where's the microscopic seed? I don't think of, I've had it. In a ration? I've no, I've never, I don't think I've had an issue

with microscopic seeds. Yes, with berries. You don't like this little. Oh, no, berries is not about the seeds, it's about the flavor. No, he wants to, it was about seeds. No, no, no, no. I don't like, yeah, no. No, no, no. It's a very long time, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

very long time, Ben. No, no, no, I'll tell you what it is. Because whenever I say I don't like berries, people go, oh, is it the seeds? They always do that. It's like everyone becomes Jules Aaron. If the seeds is it the seeds, Ali doesn't like the seeds. It's the seeds. So you probably do that. No, I probably didn't. I probably, oh, you don't like it because the seeds, I don't blame you because they look hairy. I think you are. I think you are. I think you do. Yeah, you know, I probably did that. God, all this time, I thought you hated microscopic seeds

and then here you are, just loving seeds. I was like, I feel like Ronnie is reading me for seeds, but I don't know why. I'm not mad about it. It's just like one of those things where you know someone for so long and then you're like, I thought I knew you. And then I feel offended. Like you've been lying to me about seats and I've been trying to keep

raisins away from you and some inconsistent seeds. Anyway, come to our last crappy. It's on demand day. We'll discuss these seeds issues at the at the world. Oh, I do have to say this, by the way. So yesterday, I had to go to the Los Angeles Department of Transportation. Oh fuck off Not you them. Oh Truly one of the most depressing places I've ever been to in Los Angeles like they do it on purpose

They fucking do it on purpose. They depress you on purpose It was like so depressing because basically I had to get new parking permits. Like if I want to have a friend somewhere. Oh, fuck off with that too, when I can't live on a street. I know, because apparently I had one month to renew the mon line, and then after that one month,

you can't renew the mon line anymore. I don't understand the point of that. Just let me always renew the mon line. Sorry if I got to it late. Did they let you do it in the office? Because I didn't renew mine online, and then I went to the office because I figured that, and they said, no, you have to do it online.

And I said, but they won't let me online because it's past the date. And they said, well, now you have to apply to redo it online. And I said, where do I do that? They said online. I was like, you, mother! I hate them.

I hate them. It was very depressing. They did let me get my parking permits. And I will say in this very depressing office, I mean, it was, I cannot overstate how depressing it was in there. But I will say, the glimmer of hope is that behind the bulletproof glass, there was one lady

with this big beautiful hair and a gorgeous poncho. And I was like, I don't know what you're doing here with your gorgeous poncho, but I support, she has nothing to do with the story. The point is that on this very depressing and mundane task I had to do, I had to drive by the Wilter & Theater, which is this big intersection in LA.

It's a Wilshire and Western. A really big intersection, there's like a subway stop, which is, that's just shows how big it is. And there's like not, there's only like three subway stops in the city. And our name is on the marquee already. And it says, like, it's up there. You know, it says, there's something like,

I forget the top thing, but it's then us. And then right below us, it's Nick Cannon, because Nick Cannon's doing a show the night after us. And then I think after that, it's not up yet, but like I think two, like a week later, it's a little wane. And honestly, I got chills. I'm not saying this to be like, come to crappies.

It's so cute. No, no, I mean, how cool is it? Because it wasn't even show day. If not like, okay, this is the day of the show, they put our name up. It's like in this busy-ass intersection where people are crashing into each other, like our name is just there.

Our name is there. I don't know, it was like, it was honestly, it was really one of the coolest moments I thought. Like I don't know, I was so excited. And then of course, went to the Department of Transportation and had all the joy sucked out of me. Yeah, well don't worry, you'll have joy for the nine months after because you'll be meeting Nick Cannon.

I can't wait to see you walking around pregnant with Nick Cannon's next child. Hi, it's Ben. I'm interrupting this podcast to say that for whatever reason on the podcast, my mic went crazy and I sound crazy for the rest of the episode. I thought it was a connection thing. I thought it was a network connection thing and that I was recording locally. It would still be fine. So we didn't stop the podcast, it's my fault, I fall on the sword, it was not a network connection thing, it was something with my cables or whatever,

so first my voice sounds like a chipmunk, and then I'm able to correct it, but there's still lots of bits and bobs I pour, and I add filters, try to make it as listenable as possible. I deeply apologize, and back to the normal audio quality on the next episode. I think you can still listen to it, but if you're wondering, why is it sound so not good?

I'm like, well, that's our brand. We are, watch what happens. But seriously, sorry everyone, and now back to the show. Be so cute. Can't entrain, just come to the crappies and just don't leave. You guys can have an argument about what last name the baby gets, like they're having on family carmen, and you could have like a candelker.

Yeah, a little candelker. A little candelker, a little candelker. Well, it's doing something like about superstars or whatever, but anyway, that was my cheesy moment of happiness. It was like it really is a big deal. So anyway, that's... We're really excited for the show. We'll see you guys next week. It is going to be a sprint to the show, and it's scary right now. I'm in that place where Ben's like filled with positivity and seeing positive things everywhere. I'm just terrified. I'm just imagining it like completely failing and everything going wrong, sweating, you know,

drowning in sweat, you know that whole thing. So, it talks me Saturday is how I say. But we're super excited. Yeah, I have some dread inside also. And I think the fact that we're flying in from Phoenix that very morning, just sort of, I think it's scary because it's like, we have that less time to do last minute things.

So, I don't know. Did you just suck on helium? No, I just had a burp that I, the voice is like this now. Well, you know what, my wife, some of you are not on my Wi-Fi. I'm getting a notification that on my Wi-Fi is, but I don't know why.

I'm next to my router. I'm trying to reply. It sounds like you just suck helium out of a balloon. It's like, I still sound know why. And next is my rapper. It sounds like you just like tealium out of a balloon. It still sounds like that. Yeah. Well, that's a bonus for crap and it's on demand right there because people listen to podcasters

going to get the local versions of the recording but people on crap is on demand are going to hear my helium voice. So all right. Well, let's get on with it. Shall we? Darling.

Yeah, we're talking about real House was in New Jersey season 13 episode too today. Um, really, I'm really enjoying it. I really like this new this Danielle lady. She's very, she's like a cartoon though, but I like her that I like that she's a cartoon because I think this is a show that really benefits from cartoonish people. So, um, you're literally talking like a cartoon right now. That's so hilarious. Am I really? That's so funny. You're like, I really love this.

Daniel, I mean, you choose really like a cartoon. I love cartoons. I can't wait. I can't wait to get some audio back. I don't know what I was doing that. That's never happened in the whole of time, right? It's funny. Um, I like Daniel too.

I like Rachel too. Um, I like even, um, Festler, Jen Festler. I like Jen Festler. I like her. She's like, it's, it chewing the scenery a little bit, like literally, like she's literally a little bit much. She's like, I'm the funny one. She's like the friend of from the cat skills, you know, that just comes in.

She's like, pizza, bacon, and we're like, we heard that one, you know that just comes in she's like pizza pay call and we're like we heard that one you know yeah but um I still like her I think she will kind of dovetail nicely into the show pretty impressive record being Jersey especially because Jersey does not have great luck with friends of poor um last year what's her buns Tracy oh Oh God bless her heart. She's probably never gonna recover from the online Back lash she got but these ladies I think are all good. They're all too much and they actually make some of the regular casts look a little bit Like some stale bread. I mean some of the some of the cast is looking a little bit like, especially this Melissa and Teresa thing. It's like, why are we listening to this again? This episode is called Family Family Family.

Are you trying to get people to turn this show off? We're sick of this fucking family, okay? We're sick of it. I'm sick of this family, but I also feel like, I'm like down with this in a weird way, because again, I feel like this is a real thing. Like they, I think it's actually a, it's fascinating to me that how their story is a long game story.

It's not just this is the story for their season. This is the evolution of this decrepit family, this family that's pretended to get along. Or maybe there's something going on with Teresa when it is when men come into real life. On the one hand, it's like, oh, we've been down this path before, but on the other hand, I'm kind of like, I can't believe I'm admitting it, but I'm kind of here for it. Sorry, I have to do those bloated red face. Like, it's so hard. You're not hurt. You know fucking care. Okay guys. We've never liked each other But you know, it's got enough to keep me interested. That's for sure. So

I think it's great. I think it's really on fire. I think everyone everyone has lost stuff that's happening Let's see so we're still at this calendar party, right and Melissa comes up to the lores because Dolores has just yelled at Jen because Jen is doing what she does every season. She goes to the reunion, she acts like an absolute asshole to people, just rips him apart, says the most hurtful, heinous, horrible things, and then shows up on the season like she's the biggest victim in the world. And that's what she did at that party so yeah seedle is the lorissa's like when you go talk to everyone else besides me Jen I'm done with you

and she's like how dare you baby I don't need to be around this you see one you see I can say it too baby and so seedleaves and then Melissa who has not been fighting with Jen for what now five seconds is like what just happened Why would it escalate to that Class Melissa, how did that escalate and Dolores goes she tried you know what she cried to everyone She didn't come to me first and then when I tried to talk to her she was like we're not friends So then we cut to Jennifer and Bill. She's getting into the car and she's like, I'm not gonna be friends with trash, like that, baby.

You just screamed the C word in a party. Who are you calling trash? And then it comes back to Melissa saying, I mean, I think that she just feels like you don't care about her Dolores. Shut up, Melissa. Well, you stick, what are you caping for, Jen? Shut up. And so then Dolores is like, fuck her if she says I don't care

because I did care. If I'm not going against every one of you for her and then we, we get a montage of Dolores being like, Melissa, I don't think it's nice for you to come fit Jen. March, I didn't think that was nice to come to Jen. Jacqueline, I don't think that was very nice of you to come to Jen. Frank, I don't think that was very nice of you to come to Jen Frank I don't think that was very nice of you what you did to Jen dog listen I know you've got a three-letter name so does Jen maybe that's your common ground. Stop comment for Jen. All right Yeah, she's very thorough in her polite defense of Jen So I have gone against every fucking one of you, and then it cuts a Jen in her car,

still talking like she's in the 50s going, to think that gave a shit about that fucking low-key little and he goes, it's like, whoa, look. And she goes, don't look at me, don't look at me, baby. I'm back to the door, she goes, and look, look how she talks to her husband. I'm not even in the car right now and I'll bet she's just said, don't look me.

Don't look me, I'll bet you she did that. And then it gets back to Jenga and she's a bitch. And Bill's like, well, I know you have. She's nasty. Problems with people, but baby, sometimes you have high expectations from your friends. Sometimes you just need to start expecting a little bit lower of people in my right. You know that's why I have friends in low places, and the best part about friends in low places is your attacker. Go down to see them. The whiskey flows and the booze chase is the fears away.

So that molestus like, you know what, she just, you know, she wants you to love her and she wants you to obsess over her and then Danielle, who's the new girl. She's like, wait, so let me tell you something. She had us in the corner there for a good 45 minutes, Kay. Kay, because she's a big Kay punctuator. Like she'll punctuator, so I'm saying the Kay. You know what Kay? Because she's covered for the place to hurt. All right, say she just wanted you guys to walk. She's just wanted to, you guys is to walk, this is.

I was like, okay, Stat and Iin island you don't need to change the Verbiage of like every word I'm from disease to statin island disease. Okay, okay, we got three says like yeah You just need to talk and so do I said Teresa. I don't want to have anything to do with that Teresa, I don't want to have anything to do with that. And they're back to Jen. She's like, I thought when she pulled me over, it was an opportunity to show me that she cared about me. I just want to be laughed and said so wrong,

but he was on the big joke, a joke bill, a big old joke. I'm just going to mourn the lesson, move on. Sent him a reimagined idea,. I said, send pal, send. He's like, maybe befriend Melissa. We could use a couple of card nights over at that house. Am I right? Mm. Just a little, just a little spelling out for me.

She said, I don't care for you. OK, which is not spelling. It's more like just a series of words. OK? OK? I'm no longer OK about you also, okay, which is not spelling, it's more like just a series of words, okay? Okay, I'm no longer okay about you also then, baby. So then, Melissa's like, yeah, but you and Jennifer, we're really close.

This is me pretending I'm being nice for an episode. And Dolores is like, I can't be in a relationship like that. It's not for me. So then the next day we go to, she's like the Pebble tile. She is the Pebble tile of friends, not for me. So then the next day we go to, she's like the pebble tile. She is the pebble tile of friends, not for me. Overpriced in out of fashion within two seasons. And then what, you've got a rental house where nobody wants the pebble tile. But he's like a dentist to the honest, to a case,

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It's like, I wish I was a man, cause I could speak British like nobody. And she goes, well, one, you're a man. And two, go ahead, speak British. Go ahead, do it. So he goes, mother,

she's like, by the way, I'm having a, I am having a really hard time transitioning from Danielle's job to this new Danielle, cause every time it says Danielle, I'm always thinking Danielle stop. I mean, I have like a take a moment for me to well for one thing. Yeah, I remember. For second of all say something British. Do it.

Do it. Hey, attention and British police. So then it goes then we go to jail. Doer! Pay attention and British police off. So then it goes, then we go to Jen. No, no, we have to finish him because he says, she says say something and British and goes, MOTHER, she has good and he goes, F*** her, she goes, no, alright, that's enough.

Why didn't he say that for that? I just heard MOTHER, I was like, oh, cute. It's like, okay, that's enough, that's enough. Yeah. So then, Jen, we go over to Jennifer or with Olivia. And she's like, Hey, little baby, you're gonna go ride you back today. And she's like, I don't want to fall. Well, mommy falls on the tongue and risk my beautiful nose. That's actually natural. Okay, you know what, my little eagle, you're about to get your kneecaps broken. I'm telling you, the eagles are meant to fly, but they can go too far.

There's some reason the eagles are going extinct, okay? Watch your mouth, man. I support Olivia's preservation of her perfect nose. I say, you do it, Olivia, you don't go riding your bike, you walk, you take a nice health and stroll instead. I respect Olivia's just overall love of herself. I mean, I wish we all had that, you know, that she's like, my nose is perfect. Like everything about Olivia. Olivia is a walking mechantrainer song, okay? Like, but in the best possible way. Like yeah, she's just always positive, you know. So let's see.

Uh, Marge and Joe are at the doctor and Marge is like, I'm a guy. I've got to have this cast seriously and that she's doing like a mod chance, but she's doing them in a cast. Yeah. I hand out up like this. She's like seriously, I can't do this. How long do I have to keep this on? And he's like four weeks and she goes, no, I can't work with that.

Sooner. And Benino's like, he's a doxer, he's not a fucking contractor, okay? You can't. Joe, I'm an amazing healer, okay? I'm an amazing healer, okay? I say one week and my bottle back to good, okay? You know what, I'm getting the energy

to work with me here. What if I throw in a tote bag with a whale on it? All right, you can't use it in public though. It's trademarked, okay? Like vineyard vine zones are fucking whale. You know, how do you trademark an animal that's been on this earth for billions of years? You know what I'm trademarking?

Caves, okay, there, trademark. No one can use a cape. What if I soak my arm and then that, that's Nick is cream. Well, that's speed up process. It makes everything else great. Why not? So then we got a tree's castle, which is just really,

it really does look like a low rent Mario set. You know, it's just very, I was like, is that made of marshmallows? It's one of those, which marshmallow castles they try and convince us as a dream, but it's just because they're low budget. I'll say let's be honest Mario sets are already pretty low budget. Let's be honest. We're really going to look at Peech's castle It's a basic. Yeah, I like how much of clouds how much to clouds cost. I can't tell it those what you got like three terets

Congratulations together. Baby castle. Okay, a real castle has at least nine. Okay, I have a I don't know I just I don't understand all the turrets this weird like the little turrets You know slopes on them. I just imagine Melania like each little girl gets her own turret Melania just turning around in circles and wind of them just like turning around in circles and wind of them, just like, ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! I didn't realize turrets were really such a thing. I didn't really internalize it. They're everywhere, but I didn't really internalize it until we did a dwell-holo episode with a guy who was obsessed with a house that looked like a castle.

And then it turns out there's actually several house hunters episodes when people want turrets on their house. And that's like, it's crazy. That's crazy. People love their turrets. Yeah, if you have a turret on your house, I don't care. I'm not going to shame you.

I think it's fine. But it's just funny to me that people are obsessed about turrets. But then again, I'm now officially on the record saying I'm obsessing over a Kia. So, you know, the Kia is your personal turret. I am supposed to be getting a phone call. It might happen in this podcast. I am supposed to be getting a phone call that whether the Kia that I want has arrived. I'm like, and you are going to get me Kia and spin around in your seat going, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa She's talking to Louise assistant. Yeah, about the wedding. Our cause there's 67 days to go.

Cause you know that two days ago, they were probably have three, she's like, 69 days in the wedding. 69 days, Louise. 69 days. 67 days now. Yeah, I know you've been getting honest about addresses.

But I got them, all right. Ah! Ah? So, because Teresa is doing that thing where she's like, that's the invitation of this opening up. I'm surprised it didn't. I'm surprised. If it was the future, Teresa's next marriage will just be like a Star Wars hologram. You open the box and it's just a little Teresa spinning around doing her own version of I feel like Teresa's invitation you know there's like a lot of invitations open up a butterfly has come out or something like flies out

I feel like hers is the first wedding invitation where you open the box and things go in. It's like your soul Your silverware just starts flying out of the fucking drawer of the box. You see a gerbil fly across the room and into the box. Close the box. Close the invitation. It's a soul sucking Teresa of letting invitation box. So, oh, wait, by the way, I do want to acknowledge that Teresa and Jack will LaRita met up in Las Vegas and took a photo together and now are loving on each other on Instagram.

And that's the latest. That's the new concept. Yeah, everyone's like, oh my god, you got your friends again. This is amazing. What's happening? What's going on? They're like, oh my god, Louis, uh, uh, Lucy and Ethel back together again. No, no, you're not you're no Lucy and Ethel either one of you. Okay. Jacqueline was like the Jack was one of the chocolate balls that went down the conveyor belt maybe, but like should this Jack from the Rita. I'll give Jacqueline Ethel. I think you're like Ethel and Ethel. During Olucia Mungu.

Okay, you're like Ethel and Ethel with like a better weave. I like Ethel with the lesser weave and Ethel with the better weave. I think they're like chocolate ball and grape fat. I think Ethel with it. Two Ethel's don't make Olucia in my mind. They're just objects that have entered a pop culture, but just because things were done to them.

Yeah, you're no Lucy and Athos, so cut the shit. But then Jacqueline is like, well, everybody's asking me, so finally I had to post about it. You know, we just, this has nothing to do with our mutual disgust with Melissa. It's just that, you know, where are our own people? We've decided that we're, you know, past all of this stuff. And I'm not trying to get back on Jersey either. I live in Las Vegas now. I'm moving to Orange County, California. So

second haters. I was like, is that is Orange County? Now that Orange County has taken Taylor on is like a cross species housewife? Or a cross-location housewife? I think that a lot of Jacqueline's are gonna, a lot of Ethel's are gonna start moving to Orange County thinking that they have a shot. Yeah, they go to the city that is having issues on their show and they just hope that they could be coming to rely on it.

So, real housewives of OC, the Ethel Recycle Center. Ethel Recycle. So, so Teresa is trying to just figure out these invitations. And she tells us, so they're gonna be our 200 people at my wedding and like my parties have always been like big and over top and like if anything this wedding will be more extravagant than ever before which is of course it will be because of Teresa also though it's funny that later on she's like upset because she really wants this to be a super private wedding and I don't know I always think that's funny to have a

super trapping wedding but then you're like really concerned that people will see it. You know like I want to have a spectacle and not everyone can see it. They want everybody to see it. They're just doing it for bravo so they're trying not to get anything spoiled I guess you know yeah, so she's like yeah I want circus so ladies dances and I'm a little fries franchise Circus in these Lays people walk in and go wow, what is this? I wanted to be epic did it and Also, by the way while she's face timing with Louise assistant we see that her phone case is just like a picture of her and Lewis and together smiling. Yeah, no, I would like to congratulate

whatever Instagram artist came up with these adorable phone cases, because Dolores also has one with her man. And you know, that that's like me talked pretty one day or one of those went on there and made a beautiful phone case and sent it to all these gorgeous cup I think their works washed all over so whoever you are congratulations because As tacky as that shit is it is really good artwork. I was like this is so good. I want one of me and Bueller So you heard that anonymous phone case maker make one for long and be alert. I won't be able to kissing my face in front of a Bentley, you know? I'm good. I'm good. I'm happy with my case.

I don't need anything. But yeah, that is so her to have like a couple's phone case. And she's like, yeah, I want to unique since that's all. And so she goes, am I bright, Zilla? And then the lady's like, no, she goes, I'm so excited. I love when Teresa tries to convince us all, she's such a good person by squealing things out. I miss that Teresa. And she's back, here she is.

Yeah, and now we go over to Melissa. And she's packing because. She is. Yeah, and now we go over to Melissa and she's packing Because she was asked to present at an award show in LA aka the MTV movie awards or TV reality TV awards Whatever they were they could not be named. Oh, is that what it was? I was like when what when of the ham sandwich awards That is also part of the Viacom family so that is also part of the Viercom family. So Melissa saying, it's gonna be awkward because she and Teresa are barely even speaking.

And Melissa didn't like that Louie called her insecure and she's like, I felt like I can't my mouth shut about Louie and I really welcomed him. Every time he first came around, it was at my house, okay? When I, when I needed, when I recently introduced him to family, she introduced him to my family first. Like where did we go wrong?

Yeah. And Joe's like, yeah. And you know, Trey and Louis, they was awkward at the calendar shoot, you know? And this is coming from the guy who splashed his name on the wallpaper, all right? I'm just like so shocked. I mean, you're my fucking sister.

What are you doing? And what's the mean, whoa. So Melissa's like, yeah, she keeps just like smacking him down. It's like, screw your wife, and I'm not gonna have you walk me down the aisle, yada, yada, yada. So, you know, the same stuff as usual. Yeah, I'm done with this, I'm done with this couple. I'm finally officially done.

You know, you guys are drawing your line in the sand where it's gonna be you or Teresa. They're not picking you over Teresa. So goodbye. Also, the only reason you're on here is because your husband's hot and dumb enough to be funny. And now he's not even being funny and dumb. He's just being a boring pretend depressed person.

And nobody needs that on TV. Move along now, move along. So then we get to Olivia who walks into her room, I mean, her family room, which is like, mama changed. It's like, Mom, I changed. It's like just like a lipstick on or something and Jessica. Oh, oh, you're fabulous, baby. She's like, always.

And then it's like rainingly hearts, Jen's like, oh my God. It's like a month soon. It's that baby. And then it'll be because where's my Bible? second month soon at that baby. And then Olivia goes, where's my Bible? And they're like, I hope it doesn't keep 10 Y'all from coming. And then you're like, oh my God, can you believe it? We're still coming.

I mean, we're gonna come. It's raining like fucking crazy out there kids. The scout. So Danielle comes from her kids for a kid's dream. I miss umbrella. And umbrella decides something happened on a pole that she she enters the house with. And so Olivia. So how old are you? Seven I'm

nine. He's 11. Get nine squared. Yeah, there's definitely like some like age ranking happening there. Yeah, then then Dan, Dan, he's definitely like some like age ranking happening there. Yeah, then Daniel's like, oh my god Yeah, your house is like stunning. Okay, like this is stunning. Oh my god. I feel like I'm in the ceases palace of Paranhas stunning stunning Now I know I'm gonna love Daniel the first person to legitimately think this house is

I know I'm gonna love Daniel the first person to legitimately think this house is Collas, you know I know she's what it's this the foyer's Wow Thining now, let's I'm not afraid of the kids breaking anything. I'm afraid of a breaking my balls Wanting this house of the future. That's what's got me worried I love she turns to work as a girl. Don't touch anything. Don't touch. This is a classy home. Okay, don't touch anything. And Jennifer is like, go to whatever you want kids. We got a movie theater. We got a basketball court. We got a little house by the pool. The pinker Then my husband goes to masturbating

When his mad at me, a sarshan said that I'm not We even got a fox on the block, baby So then So then Jets like So then the kids go downstairs to play And then she's like So then yeah, let me tell you something something you know with Delores when she grabbed me

I thought okay finally okay this is she's gonna do you want to say sorry or something and the matter where she's like I don't give a shit I'm done I'm done being the jump for somebody who treats me like shit baby yeah and then you're like yeah I mean when you go to someone someone as a friend and then they come back Cabana I got a problem with that, okay? Now I don't know but you got a weird dynamic with all these bruds and she's like I was nice to see you baby And she's you I thought you'd use the mouse take this the right way you're a little crazy All right like me they briefed me on the tree, briefed me on everybody.

Anyway, sorry, I didn't do a bad up. And she's like, what? She said that mark it. Well, she said that stuff went down, but you know, it's very positive and that shit and that broad is turning into leaks. You know, because they're all they're both like talking like they're from the police right now. And that's so funny. That broad, that broad, all this weird dynamic with all those broads here today. So then they decide to FaceTime Teresa or Teresa FaceTime's in whatever it is, but they FaceTime Teresa to find out

how Teresa's launch with Margaret went, which happened last episode. And so Teresa's like, Yeah, it went very well. Like, I'm like, I'm really happy. And like, is like yeah, it went very well like I'm like I'm really happy and Like I was like raw I was like raw like like like cucumber Like a raw cucumber not a cooked cucumber

So I was like a cucumber and she was like a carrot and then we were like one of those trays They have it like supermarkets with the dip in the inside, you know Yeah, we was raw and like supermarkets with a dip in the inside you know yeah we was wrong and she's like the chip apologize to you just nah but we communicated it it was a fresh apretta air is what it was and they're like oh my god Teresa a fresh apretta air I'm like yeah AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH with sex best friend. They had a phone at and then this lawyer was trying to get infected me and to Lisa just to help rat with stuff. Oh, so she wanted to lay some dirt on Margaret while on an ex-best friend. Yeah, yeah, it was it was bad. I was very suspicious of the whole thing. I was very, very very sad. I wanted it. I wanted to dirt. I wanted it all of it, baby. Yeah, of course. Now I have to say,

Jen and Teresa are very smart, which, listen, I don't think I've ever said that. They're in all the years of recapping the show, and it's been many. I don't think I've ever said that. But I think they're very smart how they're laying this out. They could, they could have held onto this, they could have waited to drop it, done all, which is the normal style. But this time, they're like, nope, this lady's contacting us.

We met her, we're admitting it right up front. So that can't become a big storyline. And I like that. So Jen's like, I know who this woman is. She spends a multiple parties. She was very adamant that she had stuff she wanted to hear. And then I thought, if this was Margaret, would she want to hear from And then I thought if this was Margaret, would she want to hear from someone who had read on me

in Theresa? Absolutely. My gen, your last storyline was digging for dirt on Jackie from the Serena in Tenefly, okay? And you're immediately doing this again. So now she's just admitting it up front, so it doesn't look like a big secret. So the whole issue last season, that Jennifer was angry at Marge about

was that knowledge spring of the affair, but like the fact that like, yeah, that talking to Serena from Tenefly, like don't, you know, the point is that she got so mad at Margaret for doing this, and then they apologize, and now she's gonna do exactly, Margaret apologized. Now she can do exactly what she accused Margaret of doing in the first place.

And it's so Jennifer. Come here comes one right now. And so Daniel's like, oh my god, he'll put so much with that. What does she say? And they just, Teresa says, Daniel's like, oh my god, you're much much with her? What did she say? And they just, Theresa says, last she basically told it us everything

Margaret told the hire. And she's like, yeah, that Margaret takes the time to find out everything about all the best. She's like, yeah, well, what's she talking about, anybody else? Who else is she talking about? I was just Margaret.

And then they get quiet and they just like look to the side. Like who's gonna drop the bomb here? Yeah, but by the way, I love how they're like, wow, Margaret takes the time to find out everything about everyone. When Danielle just said, oh yeah, Theresa made sure to tell me about every single one of you guys. And also, they're sitting down at lunch with someone

to find out everything about Margaret. I mean, come on. So good. So now they're sitting down at lunch with someone to find out everything about Margaret. I mean come on So good so now they're like pretending like they're doing this whole thing with like We know something but we're not gonna say it because we're gonna act like we're the better people right But they are totally gonna leak it right because I think maybe maybe Teresa has learned That the best way to start a rumor is not to walk up to people and tap them on the shoulder and be like you know what I heard I already get blow job get the game okay pass it on that maybe she'll be more successful she's a little more subtle about it. Well not so far this is pretty clunky um but funny so let's call them. Okay you guys ain't I mean, so they say okay, then okay, you can say I guess

This is very serious and so the producer's like so do you want to know what it is Danielle and she's like I don't know I don't know what's going on We get dynamic with these broads, okay? We don't want to be as bad as smart as we would be so we're not gonna say nothing Now I don't think I'm gonna need to tell anyone about this info and that's my purchase my patent Be nice to me that what have to happen baby It'll help me so now we go to Rachel's house Rachel It'll help me. So now we go to Rachel's house. Rachel. Um, and uh, there's like lots of babies around and her husband John John fooda that's the name John fooda. Yeah, he's like holding a bunch of babies in his arms and Rachel's like, I met John when I was 22

I was his bartender and like he had just sold the pizza via the video and he used to come in like every night and he was like go out with me just one time, okay? And if you don't have a good time then I'll never take you out again. And the rest is history. Now we've got two babies under the age of two and a 15 year old stepson. I only have to say he's 15 because people ask me

about the age, it's like really obnoxious, like it's so annoying, like none of your business lady keep him moving, huh? Yeah, cause I guess he's so much younger than John the people No, she doesn't hold my minute. She does that monologue at like Starbucks just so you know She does it everywhere. Well, I like it too. She's like oh yeah, I gotta step some that old and people keep asking me my age keep it moving lady, huh? So then they're giving a jden his steps on shit about his phone because he's broken another phone.

And they're like, I'm sending phone to this one. I and he's like, it's my fifth one, dad. And he goes, what's the common denominator in these phone breakages? And she's like, you're the owner. That's the common denominator. God, keep it moving, lady. Keep it moving.

Okay, we figured it out. You know, taking on the responsibility of a stepmom is a hard thing to do. It's not like, hey, here's all your responsibilities. And my ride is not like being a bartender at the People's the Rhea. Okay? So, that's hard. It's hard for me.

So we instantly clicked, because when I first met him and then they showed them together, and that's when it's hard for me. So we instantly clicked, because when I first met him and then they showed them together and she, that's when it's really obvious that she's really young with this kid, you know. And he's just a little kid and stuff, but they're so cute and she goes, yeah, when we, one time when we first met, we was mini golfing and there were fake flowers,

you know, along the golf course and he ripped them out and he made a bouquet and he came up to me and he said, along the golf course, and he ripped them out, and he made a bouquet, and he came up to me and he said, these are for you. I still got them. So got those flowers. Is there a more Jersey story than that? I know. So, um, yeah, and then, so then, uh, she's taught, she mentions that Danielle is having a mozzarella party And by the way one thing I really love about this show has been all the different ways they say mozzarella because mozzarella

And see they like moots moots mozzarella Moots rail moots rail moose Moose that's Danielle says moots-arral, moose-arral. That's Danielle says Moots. Which is really funny. They all have like different versions of Moots. This is why we don't get a clear ruling on Judy J versus Judy's, because we can't even

get something on mozzarella. And it's so funny that she says Moots because it's the same day we're talking about Ethel Martz. It's really weird if you think about it. It's like, wait a minute. So Rachel's like, you know what? Danielle invited the ladies to a mozzarella party and I like Danielle That should be fun and the baby goes

She just turns to the baby and she has She goes out with board she goes away boring you and the baby goes yeah Sorry, she goes, she goes, she goes, are we boring you and the baby goes, yeah. Sorry America, sometimes she has a upwards when I say that we're mozzarella, it was her original name. That cracked me out, she just screamed right back in the baby's face. Okay, and this is another miracle. We've got two full-time noobs and I'm loving both of their family scenes. That's very rare, you know, because you seem like-

I get to get some of your family's, I's very rare, you know? Cause you're like, they're family's, little kids have two kids. Because they're being cartoony, you know, I think that they're so cartoony that I'm just like amused by it all. Right? I love being non-cartoonie. I'd be like, but they're being cartoony in a way that I buy. Like I believe this, like 22 year old bartender and some weird old guy came in with a pizzeria. It was like, yeah, I'll give you a slice special the rest of your life.

You come home with me and you think, alright, and then the rest is history. The rest? Yeah, when she said the rest of the history, I'm like, actually, I feel like I still need to understand how you chose this person. Like, what did you guys do on your dates? How did he woo you? I mean, so now we go to Marge. Marge is in the kitchen with Lexi. She's like, okay, I got to sort the end of Mama and then Lexi goes, you know what the worst thing that ever happened to me was is that I want to eat

from the wrong bowl, wrong at the mommy bowl. I ate the shells that I've been soaked out by everyone else. It was like one of the worst things I ever did in my life. I was like, cool. Oh yeah, well you've had to rest in your mouth. I couldn't worry about that. And she gets, that's true. Poor Lexi.

I feel like Lexi gets like the, gets the brunt of everything. And I'm sure someone just was, she's like, someone please pass you in the mommy. And then someone's like, yeah, here you go. Probably merged it. And then she's like,

haha, she's safe to wrong at the mommy. I'm a wooden idiot. Look, these run, get a mommy. What an idiot. Look, these are local edamame. They've got 90% less beans in them go have some. But also edamame is such a tricky beast, you know? And I had it because I had like Chinese food nine at my house where we made like a lot of Chinese food and stuff. And my sister, we had edamame and my sister put the Edamame right in the same bowl

that I was using for the discard bowl, you know, like the same style bowl. So do you have to have a different colored bowl for the discard bowl? She's like, no, you don't, people aren't idiots. Sure enough, you have people over there like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no dad. You know, I have to say I think Edamame is a bit overrated. Oh, how dare you. You know what?

You're really fucking with a lot of things today. First, you're like, you don't mind little tiny seeds anymore. Now you're going to diss Edamame. I am going to. I'm going to. I think Edamame Edamame is fine. It's fine, but it's not, I don't know. I have a few and then I'm done.

I just feel like, I feel like it's a little unremarkable. I feel like it's really just a salt vehicle. I think you're just there to put a salty thing in our mouth, get some texture. I just feel like there's better ways to do it. I don't know. I think that when someone, when I go to a Japanese restaurant and goes, oh, should we get a mommy? I'm like, I mean, sure. Okay. I don't keep your fingers

out of my edamame next time I get it. Because that dare you. And he adds very disrespectful. It has mommy in the title. Don't disrespect your mother. Dary you. You just disrespected mothers everywhere. I don't know everybody doesn't have mommy It has Jennifer Edens version of mommy which is It's like that's Jennifer Jennifer Edan asking someone to help the mother So now Jackie Dolores and Jen Jackie Dolores and Jennifer Fesla, the Laura's and Jennifer Fesla. Okay, because we can only say Jennifer Fesla, we can't say Jen- Fesla.

Fesla. Fesla. Okay, the Fesla's coming over tonight. Okay, it's over. We're going to play a game called Fun Facts. Okay, Fun Facts with the Fesla. Okay, Fun Facts with Jennifer Fesla, starring Jennifer Fesla with the Fun Facts. Okay, we're going gonna do that all tonight.

And Melissa, who still cannot get a story in line outside of her sister-in-law, brings sprinkle cookies. And Marge is like, I love sprinkle cookies. My favorite. And then we see a clip of Teresa going, she brought sprinkle cookies. I tore them in the garbage. Which, by the way, I was listening to Teresa's podcast

months or whatever the fuck it is. And with her co-host Melissa, who's just like second up to her the whole time. So I was listening to this like the first or second episode and Teresa's like, oh yeah, you're just gonna hear trues. You never heard before that on this podcast, I mean, cause I, you know, everyone thinks I threw them sprinkle cookies in the trash I didn't all right cuz she brought them and I said Melissa brought sprinkle cookies and then Joe's mother threw them in the trash and

she said they garbage and I was always protecting Joe's mother so there you go there you have it I'm a god person Another Joe Joe Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. aggressive cookie. So Melissa wants a brain sprinkle cookies around. That's a passive aggressive dig. I am all for it. So then everyone's showing up. Oh my god, Jen Fesla brought the red wine. I thought I had red wine. I didn't have red wine.

The Jen Fesla came and she brought some red wine. Oh, look, the red wine and Jen Fesla matching. They were in matching sun hats. How adorable. You know what, I met Jen Fzler through an usual ex-friend, rhymes with Faggy, okay, right? Yeah, I don't wanna say a name because the roof could cave in.

I mean, joke did the roof, so it could cave in anyway. Let's face it, all right. But you know what, Doloresy's Fezler says, oh, you know what, I have you on my phone as Ziggy Flick is best friend. And the marker goes, yeah, but this one's so much better because I can disagree with that and she doesn't have an emotional breakdown. So she's oh, you know what I have you on my phone is Ziggy flickers best friend in the market because yeah But this one's much better because I can disagree with that and she doesn't have an emotional breakdown like

Sam people and I didn't check Instagram today to see the meltdown That you know Ziggy had at being mentioned I am busy being a patron and this woman is still dragging my name to the mic I'm going on. I'm going on in a figure. January I am sick of this woman. Yeah. Non-patreon.

I won't even say a name. Let's just call it the non-patreon. Is she really saying that though? It's not the customer's name. Definitely not. If you have were problem with my content, that you do not have a- No, that's not how my psyche flinker. She's doing one of those lips-

Oh, some of the other things to audio. And then the next picture is this. It's Ziggy with Donald Trump at Mar- a logo. And she's got sunglasses on and it says, had my eyes done and so much more. So what? Wasn't gonna keep me away from seeing my president

and commander-in-chief. The goats who was hired by we the people to get the job done and drain the corrupt swamp. He done- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh He doesn't after watch his words. He wasn't hired to be your friend. He's honest. He's authentic. He loves this country and he and his family have taken so many slings and arrows to save America. Boy, y'all team, my friends. America is crashing from within and the only one person that can save it and his name is Donald John Trump He can't be bought. He doesn't need the lobbyists He doesn't need to kiss us any special interest groups

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propaganda. Thank you. That was hilarious, that amazing. And by the That was hilarious. That's amazing. By the way, I think Trump's biggest failing in office was that he never hired Sege Flaker to be his press officer. Because like, how am I going to fend the press? Like, you want to ask me that question about a wonderful man. How could you do that? You know, my son, Josh Schuann, he works in this White House.

He works here and he's a very good man. And you think you want me to say something bad about the man who avoids my Joshua? Oh my god. You get out, get out. Could just imagine her running that press room. I would. You want to know about the economy. How about you asking me about Michael Kampinella? What do you ask about me? Let me be like, what do you think about the situation of the Ukraine, Ziggy? Here's what I think about the Ukraine. A woman was put on this earth to serve a man, Lasagna, when he wants it. So, anybody. Wow, Ziggy. Jesus Christ, that was great. SIGGI, one of my greatest housewives, I love SIGGI, I love her, one of my greatest disappointments.

So anyway, so now they're playing this game, it's another game for Bravo and they have to answer questions, whatever, some arc, it's like, okay, the only sex act that makes me feel a little guilty is feeling the black. And Jen Petzr is like, I'm Jewish. Every sex act makes me feel guilty. Ha! But that for Joan. With that for Joan, I hope you heard that. That was Fesla. I'm not taking credit for that Joan. Good one. Good one Fesla.

That was for Judy T'Newta. Okay, well, mine are for Joan. You're just for Judy T'Newta. Fine, I'm down there. So, Jen goes, oh my God, this one is hard as shit. Sex, sex, what, drive-in, and truck drive-in, see it. And they're like, Dolores, is that you? Because that's like a new love thing. And she's like, hell no, that's not me. And then they guess Jackie, who's also there. I don't know if we mentioned that, but Jackie's like,

oh, I'm in this conversation now. Oh, thanks a lot. So I'm being included in this conversation. Thanks, ladies. Thanks. My Margaret's like, it was me, okay? You know, I'm like, Joe, Joe. I'm not gonna give you a blow job while you're driving.

Your car is absolutely crazy. He goes against the bylaws of AAA, okay, Joe. Yeah, but he always wants a blow job and he wants it with the truck driver's conceit. What the hell? The hell's going on over there? So then Melissa, Jen reads another another answer. She says, I don't know why this person would feel guilty about this when I lick his balls.

Who cares? And Melissa's like, oh, she tries to do Melissa Teresa squeal she goes I hate you guys this game is like so hard Yeah, Jen Fessers like why would you feel guilty about looking his balls? You're doing a service on my right and my right So she's like so how was that like with Teresa? I it goes, you know, I felt so happy for Joe, but for me, I'm like, you don't want to fake it anymore? Good. Me neither. I don't want to fake it either.

I'm good on you. And Marj was like, well, I thought I saw a different side of her, but the actions have to back it up. And that's what I have to say about that. And Jackie says that Jen is way more dangerous than Teresa. And Laura says like, listen, to accuse me of not being a good friend, can anybody here say I was a bad friend to anybody? I don't deserve this. That's it. You know what I said in the living room? When I walked into the dining room,

I said the same thing. I walked into the kitchen and said it. And then you know what I did. I walked from the kitchen back into the living room. Same opinion, the entire triangle. There I'm done. And Margaret's like, you know, I just feel so weird with her because that because I've made up with her genuinely. Remember here, let's show the footage of me fixing her bangs to show my complete apology. And then show that of them standing outside the coffee shop last last year. Here were my Margaret's like thoughts with her bangs like listen, listen, I'm sorry, I feel devastated about this. Can't you see I'm fixing your bangs? Does no greater sign of an apology than

fixing your bangs on the streets of Teneflie. I thought that was kind of a real one too. Remember when they went to coffee in Margepole that her own Snickers creamer from her purse? Yeah. That was a real, that was real. And it's like, this is an indifferent, weird life, you know, because I know it was a spike and I never met a hearted jet. And she'd think, okay is an indifferent, weird life. You know, because I know it would just like it. I never met a herchid shed. And she'd think, okay, baby, thank you. And Jen was wearing her like depression scrunchy.

Yes, yes. So I believed it too, but you know what? Some things are not just forgiven like that. That was a big thing. So Marge is like, well, I had a chart. So here's what happened, okay. I think everyone's okay. And then I find out that Jen and Teresa met with an ex friend of mine

digging for info about me. Can you believe that? I had this child's a friend and she decided it was time to turn against me. So they of course went to lunch with her like tell us everything about March, tell us everything. Okay, Marge, now that's... That's one version of the story that I want to hear the full one. No one just decides it's time to turn against you. That's the story there. I want to know.

I was like, no. So Mara says, no, I, you know, and I found out because there's a mole in Jennifer's camp, but they let me know. Okay. So Laura says, like, how could you be so fucking petty? You know, but it shows Jennifer's true colors. She's an inauthentic bitch there, I said it. So unless there's like, we just don't know how much we can trust her and that's the truth. So

then we go to Dolores and Paul. Paul's house, which is very pretty. Very nice. Yeah. And she's like, Paul, I only have one complaint with you. It's too hot in here. And he's like, it's 70 degrees. She's like a 75 All right, well, I can't live like this no They've ordered like filet minion and sushi for dinner. I guess from the same restaurant sort of interesting I like that. He's like I got you your favorite filet minion and sushi like I've got poor

Oh, I decided since I got you some She's like, I've got poor. Oh, I decided since I got chest, I'm full, I got chest, I'm sushi. I raised a temperature of 75 degrees in the yak, as sushi is good in warm air. So, so Dolores is, she also has a picture of Paul on there. And she also, she has a picture of Paul as her desktop, like his one of his like,

her screen saver thing. Yeah, desktop. Yeah. So she's like's like you know this is the first time ever that I'm dropping my guard a hundred percent and now look at me I'm like a tool back I'm so corny it's like you know because one time I tried to drop my guard I was like I'm just gonna walk down the stairs and walk without guard and I fell off because there was no railing because Frank didn't put one there so now I wish I'm my guard up but now the first the first time I dropped my guard, I didn't even drop it, it's just Frank didn't install it. Okay. Learn my lesson there. The first time I

dropped my guard, David wrote his motorcycle right across it and into the living room. So now the guard's always up. I mean, look, Lapu, do you like me around the house? Because like at first I didn't want to touch anything because it's your things. But now I do have to touch things because you know what, one of your things is the thermostat. This body is completely, it's like 97% filler now. Like, what do you want me just to melt out of my toe?

That's what's gonna happen if you keep me like this for. All right? Paul, I just touched your coffee tables, that okay? So he's like, he's like, yeah, he's like, oh, it's fine, he's just walking, you know, you're walking around in my underwear. And so, she's like, yeah, he's like, oh, it's fine. And he just walk around in my underwear. And so she's like, well, I feel very welcomed. Hey, question, Paul, do you want more of a social life

because we spend a lot of time alone? And I like it that way. So that was my way of saying, he has a question and I already answered it for you. The answer is no. He's like, well, I'd like to be more social. The other night was fun. I after admitted was fun.

And she's like, I don't know what to do with this girl pool okay this girl Jennifer and he's like you'll move on from her because if she can't move on you've got to move on to her loss but at the end of the day you're getting nothing for nothing god you're gonna fit in great here fucking love you poor and that's what we can say for the life of the poor but you're a good Yeah, you're a good friend to Laura's Well before we got there Paul said See Paul said this to me be the bigger person had I not Had I not heard

That very unique and original and sage piece of advice before we walked into that party Things might have gone a little differently and they should have a clip of her yelling at Daniel's top. Welcome back, back, back. Welcome back, back. I like that she's acting like Paul like reached down to the depths of his wisdom and experience of years and pulled out his piece of advice. I'm saying she's never heard of he's a bigger person before, you know. You're the bigger person. Well, you know what? One time we were sitting in traffic and I was, you know, yelling,

fuck you, scumbag, some guy who ran a red and Paul looked at me right in the eye and he said, be the bigger person. I came, I came right in my seat. One and then later on in that traffic, we hit a red light and Paul said, whoa, stop and I'll tell you one thing. If you had not said that, I would have kept on driving.

I'd been a lot from them. So by the way, Paul is very handsome, but I have to point this out. I know you're doing it. Have you noticed? I'm going to say, two things I think you're, I think there'll be two things you're going to say. One of two things.

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it's still not necessary. But I have to say it at this point. So, are you gonna be, are you gonna be in a new version of Annie where Daddy Warbucks isn't bald, but you still wear a skin cap because he looks like he's he has this line that goes right across his his forehead and it crinkles up like oh god my my forehead doesn't move anymore because I've been getting Botox but like it crinkles up all the way in a circle and it looks like he's wearing the daddy war bucks skin cap

but it has air on it okay what did you think, since we're playing the newly drug game, here we go. My answer was, I don't know if you can see it because the penman is a said shirt or forehead. You were gonna talk about his shirt or his forehead because he's gonna hold onto the shimmi-dium lifestyle, which I get me involved in there. I was like, it's either gonna be that or the line across his brain.

I'm just so unique. It looks like he's wearing a skin cap. It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen. But look, as a bald guy, you know, you go with what you have. No, no, it's his shirt and his body. I mean, the guy's hot. I think the guy's sexy. I can see the sex appeal.

Can we play this game more often? I really enjoyed this. I think the guy's sexy. I can see the sex appeal. Can we play this game more often? I really enjoyed this. I really enjoyed writing something down and then presented, like, what's Rhonda gonna say here and then present to him? Yeah. That was a crap is on demand exclusive, right? That was funny.

Okay, so yeah, he wants to go see more people because, you know, he had fun with their friends and she's like, well, listen, I'm glad you had fun with the guys, you know, they're much different than women because you know women. And you know, it's probably better for you to, the Frank wasn't there, but you know, Frank was sick and then, you know, Frank had to do the God knows what Frank's got going out with mess, you know what I mean. And Paul's like, yeah, well, I think that he's more comfortable around me than I am with him because he was fine at Christmas, but I don't think he's used to having a guy who wants to do things for ya.

You know what Frank doesn't deal well with change you know so for instance he used to be able to walk normally and then someone knocked in his kneecap slash he thought on the stairs and he didn't do well with that he has a very hard time with it. You know he doesn't like change we once had a couch in the living room and I accidentally moved the couch back a foot just because I wanted more room with it. You know, he doesn't like change. We once had a couch in the living room, and I accidentally moved the couch back a foot just because I wanted more room to put my feet up on the coffee table. Frank saw it, and he broke the couch. He literally picked the couch up through it against the wall and then started breaking it apart, pused by

peace. He doesn't do well with it, okay? But you know what though, I have someone in my life that I want to establish a relationship with except for Frank and it's not a chinchilla this time. So he's just gonna have to deal. Um, so she's like, you know, Frank has always been the man in my life. And so even when we're not together, I have some more I need to take a man. Frank has filled that role. But guess what?

Frank doesn't have to fill that role anymore because I got a man here and guess what the man's going to do. He's going to fill the role. All right. And so Paul's like, yeah, he doesn't need to do that anymore. I gotcha. I gotcha now. And that's all. And she's like, all right, I'll make out with you. Come on. Get over here and kiss me because that is a man. That right there is a man. You are the Nicole Kidmin and I am Tom Cruise and we're going to go right across America and get our own land. Now play like Book of Days please. So here's the diner, I'm the driving. Frank is the dove. We only need two D's in this household. So. So, we, uh, so now we go to Jen's house.

Uh, there's a doorbell rings, there's something delivered, and we just watch her hobbling down the stairs. And then it turns out that this is a montage of everyone receiving trees as invitations. We see everyone getting this box at their door, but we still, while they're getting the box, we're still watching Jennifer walk versus slowly down her stairs. It just keeps coming back to Jen hobbling down the stairs. So funny.

So Jen Fessler's the first one to open. She's like, Fessler! Hello. It's just a box on the ground. So we see everybody. I got Fessed. So we see everybody bring this box in. And it's like a box of flowers, the roses, and

then on top of this glass invitation that says like Prada My dad my mom I got daughters Dan God us so then Melissa and Joe get an invitation and they're talking about they've already gone to the MTV Awards They've come back and are talking about it and Joe's like I mean can you imagine? I mean look we were sitting at the same table okay two kids from Patterson okay We grew up in the hood, you know, we had a shoemaker as at that

We were separated for many years. I was working in a sweat shop She was singing songs into a window to the moon and then we finally found the jogger Okay, we went to all of that and then we went to the West, okay? the jarga okay we went to all of that and then we went to the west okay I Love that no no whistle shoemaker because that seems like something a job that a person with anger Management issues should not have because shoes go flying. That's like the first thing that happens when you get angry You know that no no clocked a bunch of people in the head with the shoe back in his day. The guy I love just story too. Look at us, two kids from Paterson.

A dad was a japano, you know, a little panoquillo sitting in the table, finally he is L.A. The biggest town ever, and we can't even enjoy it together. How was it that Joe Gorgas childhood took place in 1907? I don't understand it Ladies liberty looking down at my dad making shoes in the sentiments the lowly side I just watched the godfather, you know, I said there was on a boat after my entire family got murdered, huh? America Family got murdered, right? That was America. There was watching Diane Keaton as I close the door on a face. So he's like, you know what?

Our parents are right now that looking down on us and you know what they feel? Is it the same thing while you were alive? Disappointment and he's like disappointment Ding ding what do I win? You know I'm her only brother and you're my wife, okay? And she didn't even ask you to be in the way and then Louis came to the picture He like he spoke to be a zangai and she he just asked the fire and like it's like she met him and then she went apes Again, which by the way, I actually agree with sorry. I agree with that

Well, yeah, I mean she was nice to them when she when she was not with Joe right like when Joe was in prison And it was just her and they were out of stuff Yeah, when she really didn't have any guy she didn't have a man in her life And then once you had a man in her life she could go back to basically treating them like shit Let's not act like Teresa doesn't treat them like shit. Like Melissa may drive you nuts, Joe may drive you nuts, but the truth is, Teresa treats them like shit.

I think they all treat each other like shit. I think this is a very toxic group of people. You know, this Joe and Melissa, this sweet act, I mean, I think all these rumors that have been spreading for years about them, like the fame, Horgas, blog, member, all that, like we go into it every season, but all the accusations of the parents paying off their house and then Joe putting their house up supposedly illegally with the help of Frank.

By the way, this is all just rumors. But and then taking a loan out on the house and defaulting on the mortgage and their house gets taken away, then they have to move in with Teresa and all this stuff. I think all this stuff that has not been brought up on the show is gonna be brought up this year because Joe Melissa keep acting like, oh, we're always helping, we're doing this,

we're doing that. Well, if even 10% of the shit that has been said about them online is true, They're just terrible human beings. So it'll be interesting to see if that's brought up because it's been a decade of these rumors swirling. And I hope it comes up this year. Yeah, it's gonna be a war about you. It's be terrible.

Yeah. Yeah. Popsicity. Delicious. So either way, long story TLD LDR their relationship has gone backwards I don't know why they needed to to state that it was pretty obvious so now it's time for hey It's time for the NL's moots party it's time for some moots We're gonna have some moots make a moots memories, okay?

So here comes Jackamol the hot moots of well to make the moots maker makes the moots of the rail He makes the moots in the moots of the moots of the rail is Jackamol okay comes over It's gonna and then yeah says hey, you know what this broad year She used to work in a vet planning. Okay, you know, I like to go over the top I like going over the top and making special on fun like the time At a birthday party for my daughter who was turning four we all wore tight-eyed together. That's called over that top The top, okay? Yeah

I want to light the mood so this group I just can't. Alright, like who can fight at a mozzarella party, huh? Who can fight making cheese? By the way, I think at some point, if you're on the real house as a New Jersey, you can just stop saying, I want this party to be over the top, because I think we just have to accept that a New Jersey

over the top is the norm, right? They keep saying like, I want to do a fight, I want to do it over the top because I think we just have to accept that a New Jersey over the top is the norm, right? They keep saying like, I want to do a party, I want to do it over the top. I was like, when have we seen someone on this show say, I want to do a party, but I want to be undistated and classy. Right. It's always over the top. You don't have to. But it's not really ever over the top.

It's like, okay, so you're having a party in your backyard where you make Matsurella. Like, where's the elephant? You know what I mean? We're sure it was like a medal bowl. It was like a medal bowl in the fence. I remember she's not in the sea's appalice of grandma, so she's got, you know, this is gonna be top to her. And she goes, yeah, you know, I'm not gonna like this.

Like, I'm not saying my house is nice, but if someone says my house is cute, like, small, I'm gonna have a problem with that. And Sid Dolores is the first one to come over. She says, oh my God, I love it here. How cute. She's like, oh God, it's gonna be a long day. I have to say Daniela, I'm already very happy

you've taken Jackie's place because if it was Jackie still doing it on this cast, doing this party, you'd be doing it in a drive way. So thank you Daniel, thank you for having us. Sid Dolores, there's like 10 guys there to make mozzarella. And so Dolores season, she's like, Hey, guys, oh, wow, fresh mozzarella. I'm home. Show me around. Love your pool. I just got a pool. I want to coconut mojito. Who's coming? Yeah. So, so then, uh, so then, uh, the Lord, the Lord is all walking around and then both, both Jennifer's show up, um, or both Jennifer's are coming, I should say they're not

to show up, but Danny also the both Jennifer's are coming and Lord's cause, oh, that's very nice. She's like, well, can we keep, we keep the peace between these broads? What do you think? She's, oh, I always start off clean with everybody. I'm always start off clean. And then it's up to them. I'm like a doctor. I start with clean tools. They end up bloody. Who's fault is it?

What are you gonna sue the doctor? It's just trying to fix things. Yeah. Okay, it's not my fault that there's scumbags. Okay. Yeah. And then you're like, we're making butter.

What's the worst that could happen? Ah. And so then Melissa and Melissa comes, oh, Melissa's in the car with Marge and says she's like, are you gonna talk? Are you gonna talk to Jen and she's like, here's the thing. We made up. Then she comes and says, she has this meeting about me. I don't care if she said I killed Queen of England. I don't care if she said I'm fucking goats in the backyard so truckers can see. You know what? It's not the point. The point is, you're undermining a friendship that we started.

Is friendship is not a friendship. You know, to know, waste the snicker's cream and to know, not waste the snicker's cream. That's what I wanted out. Yeah, so you know, I just want to move forward with her. Okay, I mean, how many bangs do I have to brush out of the forehead? Okay, so like, are we even friends? Like, how will we friends?

How do we even know anymore? So we go back to Daniel's house and Teresa comes over and Daniel's like, oh my god, Teresa, guess what? I can't wait to show you this. I did something so fun with your invitation. Look, I put it outside. Isn't that fun? I put your invitation outside.

Have you ever seen an invitation outside and not inside? It's so fun, so over the top. I'm so extravagant with my parties right now. I'm a little taken with myself. I'm not gonna lie. And the Lord says like, I love it. Should we cycle to invitation? What?

What did they do to the invitation? We didn't see, right? They never show that. We never got to see it because the invitation is nullified. It's a nullified invitation. So it's not even worthy of being on camera anymore. Cause three of you say goes, All right, I get a phone call and it's like,

your invitation is out on social media because Ramona put it out there and then we get to Ramona going, whoa, whoa. Whoa, I just got the most exotic invitation. No, so, so, this is presented. I was like, whoa, wow, look at the angel's invitation, Kaya.

You know what? It was presented on top of the gift, which is the crazy, sweet invitation set. So they got to say about it. Classy's sing up of it, sing. Yeah, it was. It was like the time that I presented my love on top of a gift which was me to Miriam. Okay, what a gift it was to give me to you and unfortunately, unfortunately I'm sorry but he threw it out in the trash. Kai, because the side is more important to go in the family so we could sleep with the nanny than it was to be a loving husband. Kai, I'm sorry, I, a sort of fake class say.

So then now we gotta get email addresses for people cause that's like what people get the mail but it's like with ease and then we gotta send it that way cause you know, it's gonna be unique. Yeah, it's gonna be, it's gonna be circuits and leaves. So that's so that's well, thanks for all the nice. So then Fessler comes and Rachel comes and goes So we're gonna ask so that's well. Thanks for my morning. So then Festler comes and

Rachel comes and like festers and orange flowers and Rachel's in crop top blue flowers. Festler they both are kind of dressed like they're in like a soft core porno on like Skinimax, right? And I'm not saying like, oh, they like like sletty porn stars. It's more like, I feel like in those movies, where's the mom next door to like, always wearing strange sunglasses, but like a little bit like short sunglasses that you feel like people don't actually wear,

but they are like specifically chosen, because I don't know, it's like, it's always like a weird wardrobe in those movies and like the non-sex scenes. Yeah, I feel like they're just very like moms from the 50s because Jersey really likes to pound that like ladies from the 50s. That's our style.

Like, they're just there for the men. You know, sometimes they get the moths. The men in the muts. So, um, they come in, they're hugging, and Jen's like, uh, Atta boy, but oh, she's like, oh, what, you're the bartender? Atta boy, let me cheers ya. I'm Jed, I like the drink. I'm real big, alright?

Get some scenery from me that you want while I drink this big boy, huh? And it over, you sexy motherfucker. I won't take no further an answer! Now, I just want to put it out there. If anyone has anything I can stuff into my face later during the scene, I would like that. I do a lot of mouthwork, okay? Not sexual mouthwork, just actual chomp and you ever see supermania brothers, those things

on the chains, that chomp of things, that's me, okay, so if you find anything, I'm making them thing in cheese, we're at a cheese party, just send it my way. Okay, thanks very much. Bethla out. I'm Teresa's like, I'll have my normal tequila and pineapple, it makes my JJ taste good. So then, uh, Fester, so then they start talking about Jen, right? And uh, Rachel asks if Dolores has seen Jen since the last party. And Dolores goes, no. And you know what? I don't even, it wasn't the right place to talk about it because you know, when it's the right time to talk about it, when emotions on high,

because when emotions are high and you talk about things, it's, you just, you shouldn't talk about it because that's what happens. You see what happened to Jen? She was probably abusing Bill and the bushes. That's what happens. He didn't to surf that. He did not deserve and that's a good. Oh, yeah. That was cooking for Coco. Puff said that was cocoa. You know what? You know how I know that you got a cool down before you talk to someone. It's because before I came over here, okay, Paul said to me, hey, chill out. Now why not? You gotta become what I mean.

Just another nugget, just another nugget. What I mean, what I mean, what I mean, what I mean, you know, I'm so curious to guys. His hair is this thing though, cause like that party, that was like for charities and like Jenkins, so she wanted you to acknowledge that you know why and Gloris is like if she wants me to kiss her ass because she showed up to something I included her in when I didn't have to no I'm not gonna do that

You're not gonna flip the script on me like that and festers like actually I agree with that Teresa Do you think that she did anything wrong at all? Like do you think she did anything or someone's vagina smells amazing? Who says that? Is this my napalm? I'm gonna hear the big sides. I'm close with both of them, but I'm on one person's side. Okay? So, George goes, has anyone asked me how my fucking feelings are? okay? Stop sticking up for this cut fitness. And that's like, da da da da da. And we see Jen arriving outside. And Teresa's like, I'm saying,

you guys just need to sit down with the two of yous. And the lawyer says, like, here's the thing Teresa. I don't wanna hear what she has to say anymore, all right? Because if I hear one more word out of her mouth, I'm gonna smash her fucking face in. Do you want to stand? I'm like, oh no!

So, Jen was saying, being like, So then there's like a lot of tension. And, Jen and Pestler's like, you know what? My thighs are sweating. Can someone give me a napkin? Please, my thighs are sweating. I'm sweating with these thighs. Okay, you have to have sweaty thighs. I got them right now. Okay, I know what, my thighs are sweating. Can someone give me a napkin, please, my thighs are sweating. I'm sweating with these thighs. Okay, you ever have sweaty thighs?

I got them right now, okay? I want my sweaty thighs into the lips. So Teresa, you and Melissa, you both came now. She's like, well, I was in California and I had a great time with her, you know, my brother, I think he's so mad about New York, but I said, sorry, you know, and I've been at therapies, you know, and I've been at therapies You know and the Italian in me like I can't even believe diamond therapies

That's like Italians have that much of a stigma against therapy. Listen all chips go to therapy All choose go to therapy Hold on. Let me circle back stigma. You're still processing that word to be so aren't you? Okay, no, it's not a stick. You put the stick down. No, I'm not telling you to take it. Throw a stick at your ma. Stick my different word. Okay, you know what?

I don't want to say that word again. It rhymes with me. Hey, man. Wait, what is that Jewish? Heimlich. I don't know. I'm gonna need some Jewish words. Bago.

Need me some Jewish word, thing. So then Margaret and Jennifer arrived. So Margaret has her cast. So she has, she's doing like the salt bang out. Needs to do a wish-worthy thing. So then Margaret and Jennifer arrived. So Margaret has her cast. So she's doing like the salt bay thing without the salt, she just has her hand up. She's like, okay, I'm in a cast. I'm ready. It's gonna be some salt coming,

but I can't do just yet, because my hands broke. Okay, hi everyone. I think she's doing a love sign or a little jackal. I'm making a little jackal with my hands. Look at my hands at your wrath now. Look at my little hands, your wrath. Okay. Saying hello. You know what, Chair has to watch my dirty parts and also hold up a flashlight behind my

hands so we can do place on the wall. Trans that shadow puppetry is very fun when you've got highly patterned walls. Okay. So Jen, one of the gens, I guess, best so she's like, south and yell, are we waiting for, are we waiting for Jackie or what? And Danielle's like, nah, you know how you feel? Like it's like when you try to get to know someone and then they just give you the eyes. And the first I was like, that's not cool, you know, like to immediately come

on the show and start excluding people is really shitting. Yeah. That's a shitty, you know, like to immediately come on the show and start excluding people is really shitting the thing. Yeah, that's a shitty shitty move. But then we do see the clips. Jackie is doing exactly what she tells her. They show clips and Daniel's like, oh, hey, has everything going in? Jackie's like, uh, fine. It just funny because last week, I noticed that moment between Jackie and Danielle, when when Jackie walked in the house and she sort of like looked at Danielle, they let that moment linger. And I was like, wonder what that's all about. And I was really just to set this up.

So yeah, Jackie definitely giving a sting guy to Danielle. So a multiple times like she just shows her just like looking her up and down multiple times. Oh my gosh. So then Jennifer's like, no, she's a snob, baby. Well, you know what? All of us can be a little bit uppity. Okay. All of us are a little uppity right now.

And then Rachel's like, yeah, well, she was rude. It's rude to me at your house, you know. And then Jennifer goes, oh, she was rude to you. Is that why maybe you kind of snapped at me? It's fucking Jennifer. I swear. And so Rachel does. Let's do it. and Jennifer goes, oh, she was rude to you. Is that why maybe you kind of snapped at me? Fucking Jennifer, I swear. And so Rachel does. Let's do it that way.

Rachel, did I snap it? Yo, did you snap at me? Because I'm not sure how that went. And she goes, and oh, we see the clip of her saying, well, to be fair, you were married to someone who cheated and then you're saying that she cheated, your manager about that. So, and Jen being like, wait a that, so. And Jen being like,

Wait a minute, baby. Like Jen getting all offended. So she's like, well, we would just talk, they were like, wait, what were you talking about? Which automatically puts Jen in trouble, right? Because she was basically saying, Marge is a damn slut for cheating on her husband. So she's like, we were just talking about, you know,

that's the end. And at the end of the day, you can get the finesse. I was just talking about, you know, that's the end of the day, you can get the finesse I was just very hurt, you know, it's hurtful. Yeah, she says, yeah, she says, I was just maybe what I was snapping at was because these mentioned hypocritical and that's a good trigger for me. And then, and then Margaret's like, okay, you know what, Jennifer, you don't have to be hung up on the wood hypoc the critical, okay? All right, like just the stop going backwards, all right, stop going backwards.

She's like, okay, you know what, this is ridiculous. I thought everything was okay, okay, fix her bangs and Jennifer fly, all right. You accepted my apology, you apologized to me. So what did you make up with me for? Just look good at everyone else. Fuck you. So Daniel's like, All right, everybody, thanks for coming.

Leave your BS at the door and let's make some butts. Some I can just all about the butt, smuts, smuts, smuts. So they're all putting on gloves. And there's this big beefy hot, younger guy that's like in charge of teaching to talk about. Chocolates, you know, because he's sexy.

And he's like, yeah, he is really cute. And he's like, hey ladies, you gotta protect the mannequins. And that's first, because you ladies, right? And then again, we're just ladies. And Melissa's like, look at us, look at us, look at us, look at all these Italian girls and Turkish girls and Jewish girls and Jen Fuser goes, you know what, my husband's half Italian actually and Rachel goes, same as me, I'm a pizza bagel, half Italian, half, okay, Jennifer, okay, we got a Jennifer.

Yeah, so now we've got Fesla and Rachel are both pizza bagels this one. Yeah, a lot of pizza bagels have. Yeah, so, Jen's like, Oh, yeah, pizza bagels, you got a fox on your block, huh? So, and then Jen Fesla and Rachel hug over pizza bagel bomb and then, and then so we have this class and they're like

all getting horned up because the guy leading it is hot and there's like all this gooey cheese and everything and Rachel tells us, I never realized how making Matsurella is a sexual thing. I'm like, well, if you want to have it become a less sexual thing, might I suggest rewinding to watching Lauren Manzo and her husband, maybe Matsurella's a out there in the kitchen.

And that will sap out. Yeah, they really took all the sex appeal out of that, for sure. And so he's like taking it out of the water, stretching it, there's porn music playing. And Fence is like, Jesus Christ, I'm fucking horny so hot. And Dan Gell is saying that. There's nothing sex yet And Italian man being sex that Italian and Italian like Italian stew and Italian

And Dolores goes on's a bunch of sick bucks right now getting turned on my cheese What the hell what you fucking deviance is cheese for Christ's sake? Yeah, you never would be able to walk by a polio string. She's ever again without jerking off in the middle of the suit pocket. I'm gonna have a laugh. I told her, I told her, I told her, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I can't help but God, my mouth was horny. I just did it.

My mouth just came. My mouth. I'm not a real housewife yet. So. So, Marge goes up to Jen, Jen number one. She's like, listen, we got a chat eventually, okay? And I figured we might as well do it. Well, I've got little bunny foo foo for a fucking hand.

So, come over here, all right? Now listen, Jen, you know what? I feel like last year when we made up, I moved your bangs a little bit, so you could see a little bit better. And I felt like that was real. Did you feel like it was real? She's like, yeah, it's real. It's real, baby.

Well, then why did it all unravel? Because right now, I feel like it's unraveling. All right. Yeah. That's okay. You might go for it. Why? It's just well, you know, that girl was trying to get in touch with me, baby. And it was like, let me hear what this woman has to say because I'm curious. That's all I'm curious, which was her defense last year when it was like, it was brought up that she was digging around asking about the rumors about Evan. And Jen was like, listen, up that she was digging around asking about the rumors about Evan and Jen was like listen I'm sorry but I was just curious

can't that girl be curious I just listen to it I just was like I want to know because I'm curious can I some of you curious once the whole room please and so she's like can that girl was trying to get in touch and I'm curious and Marge because but you could understand how I feel when I say that you know They hurt me that you did that just but I'm not bringing anything she said to the table. I mean the understand why things don't seem genuine Yeah, I really feel like I'm the most honest person here because I'm up to everything you come you had on just Jennifer Please be a little self-reflective like Like, you don't get the choose if I'm self-reflective or not. Well, you have to say so I made a mistake.

That's all you have to say. But I didn't make a mistake and I got perfect eyebrows, you know how I know because I self-reflects. That's how I know. Okay, you know what, that's a twisted way of thinking. You're just, you are like a pretzel brain because you're all twisted inside the way you think, okay? Oh yeah, I was wrong with pretzels for brain brains so I got a twisted brain and that's what I think and that's how I think so what's wrong with that

So wrong with the Reflect back on itself what's wrong with that? Okay, you know what now you're not only twisting you're thinking you're twisting what I'm saying it's really weird places Oh, I'm going to weird places Wow what's a weird place for you? Am I going to Angle or what? Is that weird for you? What's wrong with that? And Lily has what it's name, huh baby?

I'm glad to go to weird places. Not scary farm. That was pretty weird but fine. It was fine baby. I want to meow wolf and say anything. Pretty weird. Black lives. Strangers. I can go to weird places if I want to baby.

I'm gonna die on this show. So um, they're fighting and Jen's way of fighting is just hilarious. She's like a little kid and everything March says Jen makes herself a victim. Like and now you're saying I'm a weirdo right so she goes so wait are you saying that you don't want to be friends and jingo listen friends is a spectrum okay how can I be friends with someone who says I'm not self-reflected I'm just so myself say that and Melissa comes over and just guys your pitch is a little high. And Marge goes, you know what, I can't have a conversation with that. Listen Jennifer, you've got

never won a paranoia. No, you want a paranoia. This ain't never won a paranoia. Yes, you paranoia. I can't say this. So then Jennifer's not leading her case in Melissa. Okay, you know, I need to stop for a flight to bed. Because it's not marijuana, it's not a paranoia. I mean, what do you think I'm doing? Walking around getting stoned out of it, baby? Hello? I got a father take care of it.

And I'm not going to sit there high in the corner like some crackhead bitch. Oh, you're mixing crack with marijuana. And actually, some would say that maybe the weed would make it easier to take care of everything. I don't know. You do. So Marge is telling the ladies now. They're all like sitting with their feet in the pool. And actually some would say that maybe the weed would make it easier to take care of everything. I don't know you So Marge is selling the ladies now. They're all like sitting with their feet in the pool And Marge is like she needs deep therapy. That's what she needs and Jenkins. What is she saying?

Margaret, you don't get to tell me what's a normal way to be what is normal anyway? You're in the judge I don't know who died of but you in charge She's saying Jennifer is saying I don't know who died and puts you in charge of what the normal way she's saying Jennifer is saying I don't know who died and put you in charge of what's the normal way to act and who should go to therapy and who should self reflect Etc. She's who needs Karen's we got Margaret's So Margaret's like okay, you know what don't tell me I can't explain to them what happened okay Just don't tell me don't tell me I'm sorry Margaret says don't tell me I'm not allowed they're on a don't tell me fight right don't tell me

I'm not allowed to tell them what happened. Yeah, and she goes I She goes you do you hunt you see why I am she is don't you see get help because you have issues with Dolores Yeah, but she's with every penny. Okay, it's just I don't have issues with Dolores Dolores And she's with me and Dolores. Guess what does Dolores have what go ahead then go ahead Jane and she goes Yeah, you don't even care about me Dolores. Oh Dolores who I don't care and the Dolores get up from the pool Swings around right because she's like her ankles are so cool. She's around so she's like she looks it's menacing It's like she rose from the water and literally everybody goes. no don't know Zaloris here's a thing Jennifer if you have a problem come to me you just bad mouth me you talked about me to everyone else and she's

got yeah yeah how about a clean slate it is how about your door clean slate it is you bad mouth me to everybody. Are you bad mouth me too, baby? Well, I finally said it after all this time. After Paul said, you know what? You should think about what she's been saying. And so I said, you know, I'm gonna think about what she's been saying. And I said it, you've been talking shit about me. I've been fuzzlers like,

Melissa, is this your sandwich? I need something. I can't with this. Oh. No. No. No. No. You getting this? sandwich I need something I can't with this You get this she started stuffing a sandwich in her mouth crazy So Delores was like so

So then Jenna's like you said that you said that was fucked up to you to read so what she did. And Louris, like, Teresa, how many things has she said about, you know what, I don't even have time for this. I'm not a forensic accountant. I'm not a forensic accountant. And Fancy goes, many you, many of you guys are running up to anything you said. And Louris, because Jen Faisler, wrong place to do this, wrong people to do it.

That's Louris hates that when someone fucked in, in wrong place. You know what you know what it you know what it's like Tesla. Jack's Tesla. When the Jehovah's Witnesses knock on my door. Wrong place wrong people okay. Yeah. So then, um, to Loris is like, listen, it's fine to be where we are. We're in the same place right now. We show up, we say hello. I take my feet out of the water, everybody's terrified. I'm fine with that. And Jinger, yeah.

Well, I'm dead with caring about people who don't care about me, baby! I was like, oh, god, gender fucking victim again, right? So, Trees is like, can't need to stay quam. You need to go namastein' it, namastein' it. And Trees goes, hey guys, let me ask about your opinions, Dan, about where I'm gonna be seeing people in my wedding. And she's trying to change the conversation. Well, because Jen says, yeah, because Jen is like,

oh my god, all this paper on top of it, I gotta see the conversation. Because Jenna's like, oh my god, oh this pig, but on top of it, I gotta see the model, you're wet and baby just don't make the doll for me near the bleach, you're bad. So that's why Teresa's like, oh yes, speaking of which, so I don't think about not having no see the arrangements

and markets, like, well, that's probably good idea because last time you had seen arrangements, you had issues, okay? Segway, Melissa and Teresa, you're turn. So then we see the clip of the reunion sitting arrangements, you had issues, okay? Segway, Melissa and Theresa get turned. So then we see the clip of the reunion where Melissa is saying, you have me and my children come to your rehearsal dinner

and we hear whatever it was, so your engagement party and we had to sit at the kids table. And then we got back and she's just, yeah, but the reason that she was sitting there was because she asked to sit there. And mostly because Teresa. She goes, yeah, but I don't wanna talk about it. I don't want to talk about it.

And guess what I've said at it. She's like, are you kidding me? I thought you would never look me in my eyes and I should just blatantly lie. When we got there, there were two tables. You and Louis and Louis family and Dina at one table and me and Jennifer and some hairdressers at the other table and you even came over and you apologized and said, I'm sorry guys, don't make a big deal out of this.

And Dolores goes in an Italian family, it's a big deal where you said. And Teresa's like, yeah, but why would I want my only brother not to see it right next to me, huh? So why not? And Melissa's like, you were sitting next to Louis sisters. And she goes, I swear, I'm a father, I'm a mother, and my four daughters, that this is what happens. My daughters.

And Melissa's like, well, that was where we were supposed to be and that's where we were. And Chen goes, you said she felt bad and bad and I remember that. And she's like, yeah, then why would you bring... Melissa's saying, I don't give a shit about this anyway. And she's like, then why would you bring it up in New York? And she's like, because you were fighting with your brother and calling him a piece of shit, you were so horrible to us in New York. And she goes, okay, the reason I didn't invite you,

let's put it on the table. I'm like, okay, so you're confessing that you've been lying this entire time. And just like, so Teresa to be like, okay, I've been lying the whole time, but here's why. So it was about Margaret, because I felt like you were sticking up for me. And then, most of the time, how many times did I tell Margaret

to drop it? How many times Margaret did I tell you to drop it about, Louie, how does, you know what she said, at a million times, how many times did I tell Margaret to drop it? How many times Margaret I tell you to drop it about Louie? How does, you know, she said it a million times, a million times. You just wouldn't stop even saying it. I was like, come on, Melissa, I'm trying to pull my fingers, it's pretty me, and you're like, I won't stop talking about Louie yet. I mean, just shut up, but Louie, okay?

Oh. And yeah, Melissa goes, yeah, and I said, you're not gonna change your mind, you love Louie. And she goes, yeah, but if you're told it, it's not bad, she's, oh, so I'm the your mind. You love Louie and she goes, yeah, but if you told her to stop it, she's, oh, so I'm the bad guy. So it's just more of this. Like, you're saying on the back, I'm not the bad guy.

I'm sick of this, I'm sick of this. And Teresa, I have to say, is Stan Comer than we've ever seen Teresa stay? Which is amazing. Because Melissa is rising up and like really yelling, like Melissa's going for it, thinking, this is gonna be the the big blowout fight and Teresa's not giving it to her which Well Teresa's saying come but Teresa's also being horrific. I mean like Teresa first lies and says like oh no They didn't want to be at that table then reveal then she reveals that that was a lot. I mean she was like

Teresa's heinous to them. She has absolutely hated it. And then she's saying, come on, Melissa's lost her mind because she's like, this fucking bitch, you're up had to tend to be nice to.

And now she's gonna try to gaslight me about like, where I was sitting and she's and Teresa's like, she's like, you're my sister-in-law, family is everything and you know that. And I'm just like, you're almost sick of this. Stop. Family is everything and you know that. And you're almost sick of this. Stop saying family family family. And then she goes, well, I'm not saying family family family now.

Huh. You'd literally just set it. And then some of this is like, yeah, well, you shit stop. And then Teresa just like ends with that dumb look where she straightens up and just blinks really fast. Like, huh. Blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink. Like trying to process something something to say and that's where we end the episode. What a crazy show. Love this show. Maniacs.

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