Watch What Crappens - RHONJ: Can't Throw Your Cake and Have It Too

Episode Date: October 13, 2017

No one ever said being on Real Housewives of New Jersey would be a cakewalk, but certainly Siggy never thought it would be this hard. The Boca trip turns loca after Tre refuses to apologize for tossing Siggy's cake, and when fighting words like "soggy" and "trash" get thrown around, things get real crazy. Come listen to our recap. Afterwards, we have the winners of our Clear The Flem contest!!! 00:00:00 - Intro / RHONJ 01:11:26 - CLEAR THE FLEM WINNERS (time stamp may be a minute off depending on pre-roll ads) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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What's up, Ronnie? Well, hello, Behan. Howdy, duty. How you doing, baby? You know, I'm just getting through my cold. I made some progress yesterday. Today, some setbacks. My nose is a little stuffy again, but I'm gonna push through, because I some setbacks, my nose a little stuffy again,

but I'm gonna push through, because I'm a survivor, I'm a survivor. Well, it's a good day to have a stuffy nose because it's real housewives of New Jersey day. Yeah, seriously, it's a great day to have a stuffy nose. Although, every time I go to Starbucks to order a hot tea, they do this, I'll be like, oh, I'll have a black tea and they pull up like the cold cup,

and I'm like, no, I want a hot tea. And it's like, yes, I know, it's beautiful warm weather out, and I'm ordering a hot tea, not a black tea and they pull up like the cold cup and I'm like no I want a hot tea and it's like It's like yes. I know it's beautiful warm weather out and I'm ordering a hot tea not a cold tea. I get it. I get it I would just be like I'm thin So I need something warm because I'm cold on a naturally warm day You're right. I should I should take it like that Everyone I think we have some tickets still left for like that. Everyone, I think we have some tickets still left for San Fransisco. So everyone go if you're in the Bay Area, go check out our show. It's on November 4th at Social Hall San Francisco. It's gonna be super, super, super fun. And we got more dates coming

up, but we're not ready to announce them yet. So, good your alloyans, but in the meantime, San Francisco. San Francisco San Francisco San Francisco and today we have the real housewives of New Jersey. It kind of made me want to go to bokeh Yeah, they talk about bokeh like it's the fucking It's the afterlife like it's happened. They're like it's bokeh, okay? Well, when I was it when I was a young and I remember seeing One of those extended advertisements in like Time magazine You know the ones that take like three pages and it was for like Boca Raton

And it was mansions and water and pools and I was like wow This is wonderful, you know like when you're like young and gay and closeted things like a Boca travel Insert can get you're really happy a bokeh travel insert. You can get you're really happy. Hell, being 42 and out of the closet and gay, that can get exciting. But it is funny how things you hear as a little kid change your view in the future.

Like, bokeh retone, that sounds like retan. And there's some gross retan from the 70s. And so I always thought bokeh was gross. That fucked up. Yeah, that's always assumed it was a fucked up place because of Ratan, which like one thing has nothing to do with the either with the other thing. But you know, that's an image problem that they have. If people are mistaking them for Ratan

instead of Ratan, Raton, that's a problem. Yeah, it's time to rebrand Ratan Ratan. Yeah, Ratan Ratan Ratan. So, yeah, so today's episode, we're going to be talking about Real House, House, and New Jersey, and then we are going to announce winners for the winner of our Caroline Fleming Cookbook Giveaway as promised. Yeah. So we'll do that a little bit later. But for now, pressing question on my brain Ronnie is who took real house as an in

Jersey and replaced it with this hilarious entertaining show where did this come from i have another question what is a cocka wrote i have another question are youy? Don't call me trashy. Do not ever use that word about presence again. Okay, Danielle. Danielle, the stripper who's been married, engaged my team times. Yeah, exactly. It's you think you don't call a woman in Jersey. One is stupid. And the other is trash. If you're going to use those words, use them together,

stupid trash. That's how we like it, but not stupid, not trashy. This fucking show. So they're showing the like last week on New Jersey. It's like, I'm off. Go back, my, my, my, and this like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, like my transition right into the music, right into the cake throwing. Yes. Exactly. And this like blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah but I didn't get the exact lines. I only wrote down Siggy's line because I thought it was the only one that was sort of funny. Because my motto is, know your worth, leave the rest to your plastic surgeon. Joshua. Joshua is disgusting!

That's all I wanted. I like that we were talking last week about what's our puns, the new one, Margaret going. Yeah, well, if I look that up and if I look, see that up in the dictionary, I don't see your face. I was like, why is everybody in Jersey says, look it up in the dictionary and you'll see my face. And then of course Dolores is lying. It's like, look loyalty up in the dictionary and you'll find my face. You go to her definition, it's like loyalty to Laura. See also Maz, Boo, Frank, Frank Jr.

Okay, Dolores, even in the dictionary, she's, she can't stop talking. No, you're word. Leave the rest of your plastic surgeon. I mean, Teresa is of course, is like, you better now, I'm gonna stay out of my way. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha.

So we open on the cake throw. Yeah. And Sikki is conveniently standing in front of one of the little patio lights. She picks up one tiny little crumb of cake at a time. What is wrong with you? You're red the bulls. You're all animals. And they're like, what's wrong?

See, she's like, oh, go fuck yourself. Venturi, what a patty, Poo-tha. Yeah. So, you know, I was thinking about it. I mean, the cake is a $1,000 cake. I wonder if maybe, like, maybe Ziggy had some sort of deal with the baker. Where it, like, it would get some sort of glamour

shot on TV, and she was concerned that it was going to, like, ruin her deal with the baker. Or, like, whatever freebies she got from the baker, we're going to be ruined now. I got this free from Instagram. Well, they did give it the nice close, beautiful shots. We saw the quilting. Unfortunately, we were so close that we also

saw the name tag on it was crooked. Which, you know, for $1,000, you could straight man up. But, you know what? No use crying, covers built cake. No, exactly. Yes, Ziggy, no, Ziggy's not getting a reaction. She's just screaming, get everybody everybody and she's just told Margaret to go fuck herself.

Yeah, and Trees like, Heidi Bluebiz. And Siggie's like, Maya cute with a lot higher than these girls. Like, yes. I just like when she was squatting over like the splatted cake and going, it's disgusting.

It's disgusting. And most of the time, my Chanel's ruined and I'm okay. I'm like, you're actually not okay because you just mentioned that your Chanel's ruined. And then Teresa, of course, Teresa, after Teresa commits any crime of life, it's like, I don't even know what happened. It just kind of happened. It happened without me thinking. It must be because of my mom Yeah, oh my mom and then Joe's not being here anymore. That's probably what it was. I was grieving to cake darling

Jesus Christ. It's like everything is an episode of snapped with three. Yeah, exactly so I still miss and love so then it's the next day and Trees on the phone with her dad and he's going to the cemetery. I'm going to the cemetery. And then Melissa is on the phone with her dad. He's not just like him.

Oh no! I quite don't know the cemetery! No, because I'm congested. Oh no, because it's amazing. Um, so he's like, Can you tell what you you coming back up here? So um, Melissa is like, I miss my man and my dualiters. So my mind is never going to be just like, carefree. Okay, yeah.

She's like, it'll be more like extra. We're talking about gum, right? So um, so tree is on the phone. Oh yeah. So, so now Melissa is talking to Joe about the just the the cake situation everyone's it's all it's the next morning of when talking to phone with all their other booze you know so molissa's talking to Joe about it and siggy's talking to Michael Kepindella and he's like your girls get babala last night yeah we got babala we got

real babala I was babala and then this 500 pound cake was tossed across the floor and he's like what? What I just wanted apology By the way, he's crying not what it's considering my feelings And he's like listen here's what you got it Tell them from your heart and people will respect it. It's like you guys you guys ever have a conversation that's not in InstaMines? How about you're hanging around with a bunch of crazy people? And also, what about the part where you threw wine?

Like they yell so much on the show, they never even got to that part. Yeah, exactly. I feel like the biggest pitfall that anyone on Bravo could have is ever saying saying I'm expecting an apology because the moment someone says that is the moment that it will never happen and whether it's from someone else's pure selfishness or producer telling someone don't apologize. The moment someone's like I just wanted apology.

I wake up honestly, you know what I'm expecting is the phone call saying I'm sorry. I was like okay then you're definitely not getting that. Yeah, not gonna happen. Yeah, I get me bubble up, but drug is no excuse for throwing a cake. I feel humiliated. I feel disrespect, hey. Jesus Christ. And Melissa, of course, is making it about her. She's like, I can't believe she called us animals. Like, who do you thought that she calls animals,

even though we just flew like flung cake across the restaurant like monkeys in a cage? Just on the other line, like throwing sperm at the wall, like you can fucking silence the violence. Yeah, exactly. Throwing waffles at his son. This is his reaction is, what? I'm just always surprised that these women

are like shocked by being called animals. Have you ever seen your show before? I've seen more class at the Staten Island Zoo. She got mad at us, like fancy pants. Yeah, like only snobby people don't like when a full cake is thrown across a restaurant. Yeah, just asked. That's my least favorite quality, is when someone does something obnoxious, and someone else gets mad about it, and then is when someone does something obnoxious

and someone else gets mad about it and then the person who do something obnoxious gets mad at the person for getting mad. Like, no, no, no, no. You don't get to be mad at some phrase, man. Yeah, I'm like, I'm gonna raise that. Yeah, I'm gonna raise that. Like, ooh, burn.

Well, you've got manners. Ooh, slam. Yeah. So, and then of course, Joe has to make this all about misogyny. He's like, why is it when a bunch of women are in a room There's always an issue and she's like just be glad that you don't have a vagina And he's like already own yours. What do I need another one for?

You need to be more like a man, you know when we all get into a room We just jerk off on each other literally. It's great. Did I say that out loud never mind? So It's a scene with Frank and Frank. Yeah, this is like a very poorly staged scene where was like Frank senior and Frank junior like hey, Frankie What's going on with your grades? Why is there a spoon in the sink? What is this forget about it? I'm rigid and back at home I Love that there's a one cutting board in the sink with like a dried out sponge on it.

He's like, does you? He's like, no, it's ma's. Damn it, you need to get it together. Don't embarrass us. I'm trying the best that I can. I'm trying the best that I can. Your kid can't even pour pasta out of a plastic fucking wrapper, okay?

He's like, I'm pouring pasta. It goes all over the place. I think it's just hopeless. Just leave him alone, you know? Yeah. So then we go back to Boca and the gang. By the way, do you hear all this, all this like when like leaf blowers outside?

That is disgusting. Disgusting. It's leaf blower day at my house as well. So let's just plan this. Let's just pretend we let's just plan this let's just pretend we're all yeah Let's just pretend we're all hanging out on a lawn in bokeh. Okay. This is what it sounds like in bokeh You know you got the people doing blowing the leaps around the apologizing to people who deserve to be apologized like real human beings So uh, so he's a my kind of friends I'm like how sick he says like like people in Boca are so different.

She's like, see my friend, Laurie? Totally different. Nobody got anything thrown at him. I also, you know, Siggie, you know, I love Siggie and I'm actually on her side in this argument, but she needs to drop this whole thing. Like, this is my world. All my friends here.

I know everyone here. I am Boca. I'm like, okay, Siggie, you know what? This is not like, this is not like a small town. It's Boca Raton. All right, you don't know everyone here, I am Boka. I'm like, okay, Sige, you know what, this is not like, this is not like a small town. It's Boka Raton. All right, you don't know everyone here, just relax. You're just annoyed because you're afraid you won't be let back into that restaurant

to get a free meal. We get it. And she'll still get a free meal. And she still will. Yeah. So this trip I'm basically calling the trip an avan because they get in a van 20 times in each episode. It's always like, all right, let's get in the van,

girls. And she said, I'm staying. Yeah. So basically, the women are all going to do yoga on the beach, but singing Dolores are not joining. Yeah, Margaret's like, I'm going to break a cancle. We're singing Dolores. I'm listening to like, but'm gonna break a can't call. We're singing to Laura some lists is like, but they didn't answer the group text. Like who's the animal now, huh? A human being would be able to respond because human beings have fingers, but what are the couple of raccoons, huh?

Then Danielle, Danielle's just ready to yell at anybody about anything, which you gotta give her credit for, but she just has no reason yet. And so she's like, Melissa goes, well, she was a little woo-woo last night and Danielle goes, well, yeah, I was a little woo-woo too, but how dare she say she's smarter than us. I mean, you're Danielle. Come on.

Like that's what you're gonna get mad at. Exactly. Now, to be fair, the women do have a point that for all of Siggie's, you know, histrionics about like acting, not like an animal at a restaurant, they're like, well, who poured the wine again? It's like Siggie and they did a flashback of her, fully pouring a glass of wine on the table

for no good reason. And I think that is a demerit in Siggie's case against these women for sure. It is, but they have such a point system in this city. Everything's a point system because Margaret's like, she's the one who threw it that way. And Daniel goes, well, that's more immature than a food fight.

Yeah, I was like, oh, OK. Never mind. Look up food fight in the dictionary, and you'll see a picture of less offensive than tossing wine. What do you people know? These are both rows. Like stop torturing bus boys. These bitches, I love how they're just like, oh, it was just like a little food fight.

First of all, there's no real thing as like a little food fight. And it's not like, oh, never mind. It is like you're not supposed to be having a food fight in a restaurant. To be fair, I didn't think it was a big deal when Theresa put a little bit of cake on Melissa's face and I actually I don't think Siggy thought it was a big deal, but I think it was the issues when Theresa threw the cake, which even then I didn't think it was that big of a deal. I thought it was made them look stupid. I would never do it I think Siggy did overreact. I think she was just thinking this is a thousand dollar cake and you're a baboon right now throwing it across the way Well, that makes you the whole tray. I mean, that's just dangerous.

I mean, it's dangerous. What if there have been a crab there, OK? But that being said, I actually think Danielle's assessment was pretty spot on when Danielle said that she's a control freak and that she had planned everything and things had gone, you know, she had lost control. Yeah. And she's like, well, she did say she's

a Gemini and she has a twin This is like the worst soap opera twins ever. It's like when they get terrible a terrible actor to play soap opera twins And they're exactly the same as each other but like one wears glasses. Well, this is all the biggest win It's just like that is disgusting, but I'm in glasses You're about to see me well, but this was also the birth of Margaret's hilarious joke when she goes, what's her name? Sagi? Sagi Flicka? Because she cries so much?

Huh? And then the clip. Good one Margaret. Sikki like, I'm Sikki crying about everything. I love my cook and pentatla. I want a Ode Calibari! Oh! I love Philadelphia. The city have their crepes.

You know that like Margaret was so satisfied with that little joke What Soggy Flicka anyone anyone soggy as she comes out her pig tails in the morning. She's like what rhymes with Sikki? Wait, I got it. It doesn't got to rhyme She's like what rhymes with Ziggy wait. I got it. It doesn't got to rhyme It'll be like A little bit a little bit of a little bit of rations between it's like a plan words. It's a plan words Okay, here we go girls. How about this? We're gonna call her soggy flicker from now on get it She cries. She's like soggy bread because she cries into the bread because she eats a lot of carbs to

Cobbie flicker. No soggy flicker soggy. Let's go soggy bread because she cries into the bread because she eats a lot of cobs too. Cobb is like a no soggy flick a soggy let's go soggy. And Melissa's like yeah well maybe her twins like maybe there's Jersey Sigi and there's Bokasiggy and I hope Jersey Sigi comes back because I don't like Bokasiggy. They're both the same okay. Yeah they are. You're an asshole. You're an asshole and either what in either city Melissa. Yeah and by the way don't forget who had like a three-year grudge About someone throwing out sprinkle cookies. Okay, so don't don't act like I was just cake. No You held a grudge against Teresa and I actually agree with the grudge But you held the grudge for three years over some supermarkets sprinkle cookies

And this is say he got a thousand dollar cake for your lame ass, okay? So respect although it is housewives, so I hate when anyone's like, I spent that thousand. No, you didn't. Yeah. No, you did not stop it. So yoga on the beach.

Yeah. Melissa's like, to reason you're certified now, she's like, yeah, when I was at camps, I learned to do the yoga's. And if it wasn't for yoga's, me and Danielle never would have come back together. We never would have reconnected. Reconnected.

Okay, guys, we're just going to take you through a flow. Okay, who wants to go through a flow? Hey, guys, let's do a swan dive. Danielle's legs are already fully and pointing in different directions. I know. Daniel's like popping up like in basketballs. The guy's face. And Margaret, she's like so ready to be in with the cool kids, right? She's like, all right, guys, let's do a shavassana.

I think I'm going to do a shavassana. We'll do downward dog. I don't know. Huh? I'm being funny. Sagi, you guys hear my joke before about Sagi Flicka? Speaking of Sagi, my test of Sgy. There's like tit sweat on them Okay, cancels tit sweat

Like she's just gonna add something gross every time she comes on which I have no problem with hey guys I'm gonna do moon pose, but I'm gonna take off my pants and show you my butt you see what I did there It's moon pose. It's a joke. It's a joke I'm not good So over at another juice place juice place is really are making out this week on Bravo. Yeah, we were a juice place Huh, where was the other juice place? So I was when destiny is like instead of my class. I'm gonna have a juice place. Yeah So now we're at raw juice and thinking like David Huy

Yeah, so now we're at raw juice and thinking like David high Rip me high you Do you want some juice man? Can you please just order? I Watch you a crush that orange the way my friends crushed me at dinner last night. It's Disgusting I want the dragon bomb is it bright pink? I could use something today. I can't get over my heart and soul breaking But all my friends treated me and the way they embarrassed me to pick up a cake and chuck it. It's my town! I can't get my head around the fact that I put my heart and soul into trying to make this weekend perfect for my friends and red-returned my friends in Paris.

Me! A fracking bomb, a sickie bomb! I promised myself I wouldn't cry, but I'm crying at his desk! Gaston! But it's cry, but I'm cry got his disgusting. That was hilarious, because Dolores is just like, I understand. They don't think that it's respecting you. That's just the way they act, okay?

I've known Theresa for years. She's throw tables, chairs. She tried to throw with stairwell once, but it wouldn't come up. Trust me, she tried. Her whole house would have been in the ground that things I've seen her throw. And she's like, I promise I would have been in the ground. The things I've seen her throne. And Sikki's like, I promise I won't end cry.

To like, ma'am, do you just do what? We crash shot, that's all we asked. I love, gross. And Sikki's like, what the hell? We're going to my friend, Laura's house on the tennis court. And we're going to place the tennis. And I'm so scared. Like, what are you going to do?

Chuck the tennis court in the air. Well, she'll try. I've seen Teresa. She's grown some things Lori Komskas not gonna stand for that. That's for sure. She's a classy lady Lori Lori who knows me in my town so they're back at the book of Beach

And this is where Margaret they're having like And this is where Margaret, they're having like vina coladas or whatever, the Bokeh Beach Club. And Melissa's like, this feels sexual, which she'll say about anything. And then Margaret talks about our tits or sweating again or something. And some guy comes onto the beach and he's like, hello. Margaret, Margaret, is there a Margaret here? Oh, hey, Margaret. Here's the wreath you ordered. Yeah And Margaret she basically got this giant wreath of white roses. I don't know how she did it last minute or whatever But she got it. She's like I want this to memorialize

Teresa's mother because one time I was in Hawaii and I saw the most beautiful memorial service on the beach and I thought someday I want to do that for someone else who I want to be friends with. So I got this for Theresa, but we can all take a rose, take a note, and write something to someone you miss and you love, and then we're going to send it out way out far, far, out into the ocean. Yeah, it's got to be real far,

out all the way out in the middle. Is that okay with you, Tobi? Yeah. She's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma. And they all start crying over dead people, which is totally sad. And I'm not going to make fun of except that the tree does sound like the, you know,

when she starts squealing and I love it. Because she stays totally calm and then it's like, me, me, me, me. I can't even do it. Damn, but I've smoked too many cigarettes this week. Yeah, she was definitely like, I can't do it because I've got a cold, but either way They're like nice. Yeah, it was really nice, but I for some reason I thought it was there wasn't funny But you know, I I noticed these things where they're like, okay, normally you go out on a boat deep into the ocean

Because the wreath can't come back in but we don't have a boat So putting Teresa on a paddle on a paddle board And we're gonna send to far out in the ocean and she putting Teresa on a paddle on a paddleboard, and we're going to send to far out in the ocean. And she like gets on a paddleboard and they like row her out for like five feet and she like sets it off. And it was a really lovely moment. But I was like, you guys know that's totally coming back up on the beach, right? Yeah. Exactly. And also Teresa forgets it in five minutes. She's going to pretend to be terrified of water. So then we go back to trees.

I have to say she's like, migrate never could have known this, but ma love the beach and littering. So it's like littering on the beach. It means everything to me. Ma, I could have known this, but my ma, she loved really empty gestures of friendship. I'd get it a water. Fagate, dude. My ma, she loved really empty gestures of friendship. And get into water for God, I did.

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But no, no, no. That's, I think I've lost it. I had it before and now I'm just, now I'm like, I think I'm just rosy. I'm a deco. Like I'm seeing Teresa's dad in my head, but I'm just, now I'm like, I think in a good rose place. I'm just, I'm a Diko. Like, I'm seeing Teresa's dad in my head, but I'm only letting Diko come out and get, like, it's a really rough place to be.

Yeah, it's just one of these stupid scenes where I was like, look at the men holding down the house. Look, it's silly men, look at the kids. It should be noted that, you know, Joe comes over with his brood, and they're all sitting around at the table and Antonia she says something I forgot it was but she said with real attitude She was talking about boys versus girls. She's like oh the boys can leave and like where she get that attitude

I'm like you should watch the rest of the show And then his and then his seven year old son goes boys are annoying girls are sexy Before I score cuz like that's my boy. Yeah, it's it So sick How many scenes do you want to skip on this show? This is another way why wait wait, what is this all this is because a minute? I see a gorgah come on like oh, it's boys versus girls Yeah, I'm I thought you wanted to skip a SIGGI scene.

No, no, no, oh my god, no, I was sorry. I'll skip all the gay scenes. The gay scenes are, cause Jersey is, they, whoever produces this show, seems to be endlessly imbues by the fact that these guys are like taking care of kids. Look, guys, taking care of little kids. You've been doing it for four years.

We don't need any more cutaway shots. We get it. Joe Gorgah doesn't know his way around the kitchen. We get it. We get it. Please no more. They're like, but when else are we going to use this music? Dada. Dada. Dada. So back in. We think for this we're using it. So yeah, Sikki Treen Mal. Sikki is talking about the girls and she's like, Theresa and Melissa have had all morning to reflect. So my hope is that they're gonna say, I'm sorry, we went too far.

Good luck. Yeah, good luck, good luck. Let's go to a van. Yeah, it took six seasons for Theresa to halfway semi-apologize for like the sprinkle cookies, okay? You're not getting anything out of her and they never even remember what they're supposed to be apologizing for Yeah, like this one like this whole fight turns into sickie saying trash So they all get into the van and it's awkward and cold and I like the Laura's getting slowly angry or angry.

It's like, you know what I feel in that car? A fucking attitude, huh? I can't deal with it. You know, booze dead. I can't deal with an attitude like that. Frank's back in the house. I got a new cabin. It's me getting a new counter.

It's mazzolies. I want to try the gym. I'm at Boca and I got to deal with now. I don't think so. You know what I'm feeling? That there's still a fucking cutting board in my sink at home. I'll bet you anything. There's probably a cutting board and then there's blood from Frank and Frank going out each other and I bet you anything like one piece of

Dry pasta somewhere on the counter that no one seems to notice except me. I mean, what do I have to do? Huh? Do I have to write down a big big red marker on a piece of paper? Clean the cutting board do I have to clean every cutting board that I use? Can't I get a little help around from Frank and Frank huh? So they're trying to make small talk in this fan and treat treat like where is your friend land? to clean every cutting board that I use. Can't I get a little help around from Frank at Frank? Huh? So they're trying to make small talk in this fan entry. Trees like, where is your fan lab? And Ziggy's like, raw lake estates. Okay.

So she's like, well, today we went to raw juice. It was really, really nice. And then there's a really long pause is Trees. So watch us or choose her gum. And Margaret's like, you could cut tension in here with an axe, not even with a knife. And so they're trying to make all this small talk and she's like, what is she to yoga?

And then Dolores has pissed at no one will talk. So they get to this house. And I don't know why Siggy didn't just bring this up in the hour long van ride to wherever the hell we we're gonna stand. Yeah, she's like here it is. All right, before we go in she stops like right at the front door Girls before we get it. I'm so excited But before we go in I want you to know last night too far There was a cake flung across the room and I'm just hoping you behave with the attendance rackets What are you gonna toss a tennis court across the room and I'm just hoping you behave with the attendance rackets. What are you gonna toss attendance quarter across the room?

And they start to get all annoyed and then my favorite was before they walk in the house. So you literally just goes, we're going into my front house. Please respect it. And then she walks into the door goes, she throws the tennis racket across the room. I break the room. I remember it. Glass breaking. Glass breaking. Oh my, Laurie.

So this is where the ladies are already to fight, but they're not exactly sure why someone lists it's like, wait, so you're asking us to behave? The truth is it goes, then why you ask us here if you feel like this. It's just stupid. I'm sorry. It's stupid. Really if stupid. Don't get mad at it somewhere when you want us to behave. I would not get mad at someone.

I'd be like, okay, fine, but I wouldn't be like, oh my god, I can't put you to all this to behave. So at least Melissa knows herself. She's like, I feel like I'm being schooled, which you know she don't know that feeling. And she's like, I'm not good with directions. Okay, we all know that. Yeah. So, uh, yeah, Sigi is the, we meet, we meet this girl, Laurie and Sigi is like,

Laurie and I have been friends for over 20 years. And Laurie knows you don't throw cake across the floor in a restaurant. You actually eat it at a table with a fork. Yeah, Laurie knows. I brought everybody here. I planned this trip. So where everyone can get a taste of the Boka lifestyle. We eat. We play tennis. We eat cake at a table with the fork. We drink Raju's and oh my god, I'm crying again. The Raju's in Boka. There's side walks so people don't have to walk in the street

Sometimes it's so crazy Sometimes when I'm feeling lonely in New Jersey I go to a supermarket and walk down the frozen food aisle and stare at all the Boca burgers and think Boca So everyone's super awkward and so Siggie starts basically tap dancing, you know, yeah, she's like Oh, I know Lori because a husband is the premier O.P.C. Y. Get he's a living my kids And this is after Laura said so how did you use meat, huh? Tell me about you's And Daniel's like ask yeah, it's been sees a lot of vaginas and you're the one he kept.

It's like Cinderella. Just like that's every OB-Z one, just like looking at random dilating vaginas. He's looking for the glass syrup. Do you have vaginas dilating? Maybe. Why did I just say dilating vaginas? I don't know. I guess anyone didn't't know we don't know anything about vaginas as far as we know they look like puffer fishes, but inverted How did you meet?

So that's a loris is like yeah, well once you once you meet a sickie you can't get rid of her and sickie goes, yeah, I'd remember when I met Laurie She told me you put Ziggy in a cage with the rest of her god Yeah, you put Ziggy in a cage and you're gonna lose You will because all you'll hear is I want to be free This is disgusting All you'll hear is. I wanna be free! Free! This is disgusting! So Lori is like, cheers! Enjoy, right? She goes,

she goes, Teresa, may it just maybe we could explore the pool with you. I got you a lifeguard. It's the kids. These are the people I hang with. Wind Lori married to the premiere, OPTYN, the live in my children. Don't put sticky in the cage. When she found out that tree doesn't swim,

she got a lifeguard. That's considerate. That's Boca. Don't put me in the cage. I know why the cage Siggie sings at night. Don't put baby in a what was it again, Laurie? She's like, a baby's going to get mad. That's it.

So never has any good one. Miners have her. If Laurie was in charge, yeah, Don't put baby in a section of the room where two walls come together. So as one does. So as one does when there's nothing to talk about. Siggie's like, and oh no Margaret she's like yes that is true and so today we did a very special we did a very special thing with a wreath there was a big wreath which is a bunch of flowers that are tied together possibly wired to some cardboard or something I don't know why I'd never heard of it but it was gigantic. It was multiple flatwas, okay?

It was like it was Christmas time on the beach and we were decorating the ocean and the ocean was the front door to a house at Christmas time and we were the carolers knocking on the Christmas door so we were punching the what you see what I'm saying here. It's like, see, it's like you can plan a whole memorial and not pick up the phone and call me. And I actually think that she has a very strong point there. I thought it was pretty passive aggressive. Well, I don't know if she's trying to be sopranos or like Mary K or what, but she's like, I brought you in. Like, okay. So I get a percentage of everything you do for now.

Well, not I brought you in. You talk to me at my book signing. I brought you in here, big deal. And then Daniel keeps talking about it. She's like, and then Teresa took the wreath out to see. And the Laura's, the Laura's knows what's going on. She goes, really? She's pissed too.

I thought it was, here's the thing. Like, it was one of those moments where, okay, so Sigi and Dolores were not going to come to yoga. I think Margaret should have texted them privately and said, hey, I know you guys are feeling a certain sort of way, but I planned this nice and memorial thing. I think you guys should, I know you don't want to come to yoga, you should come, but she was doing that thing where she was like, well, they don't want to come to yoga, you should come, but she was doing that thing where she was like, well, they don't want to come.

So, oh well, I guess there, it's not my fault that they missed the thing because they chose not to come to yoga. So they're missing the, you know, it was passive aggressive if you ask me. And yes, I mean, who knows what Ziggy and Margaret's friendship really is, but I think it's, I think it's shady. I think it's, I think she is like brand new to the group and then she's already like making these like these gestures to to isolate Sigi out. We're not even to isolate Sigi out, but like really kiss. Yeah, well, that's the thing

with Sigi though. She gets mad and then she's like, I'm not going to film. What can I do? Something in a raw juice place instead. We'll see who turns out to be the loser in this fight. Oh man, you can't do that like show up in film. You never know. It's not like they're just going to be sitting around the beach. It's a filming day. Like if you want to be into filming scenes, go be in the film.

Barbara should have said, I think Margaret should have texted her and said, hey, I'm doing a little memorial thing. I think you should come. Like where are you? Maybe you're thinking, and just been like, go fuck yourself. The night before, after splashing wine all over her beautiful lace flower, white, merry go round shirt or go round shirt. I think Margaret is eager to be in with the cool kids. I think she's eager to be on the show and she thinks she's very thirsty.

Yes, that's true, but it is real hospitalized with New Jersey. And it's really sad when you're eager to be in with the cool kids and it's those girls. Yeah, exactly. I know everyone in Buckeh who's the cool kids mouth. Hi, Brett me. Hi, Mary Joe. So now they break they split up to go to tennis and swimming. So Margaret Dolores and Siggy are playing tennis and Siggy is hilarious because she's hitting these elites. She's like, oh, oh, oh, Mac and Row in the house. Mac and Row, Mac and Row. There's not even balls yet. And Siggy's just jumping around

and like air swooping them into the basket and like, did somebody say a bottle end all? And Dolores is like, I don't play tennis, but I wish I could because I backhand this bitch talking about Margaret who's doing nothing by the way Margaret's just like oh you're doing good see no or no I'm sorry she Margaret is an orange she's like oh do I ever play tennis I used to play tennis but was many years ago it was many many years ago no so it doesn't count it doesn't get shut up you have to loris is ago. No, so it doesn't count. It doesn't get shut up.

Yeah, Dolores. It's like she's acting like that doesn't count. Well, to be fair, it's not like she was a ringer. You know, it's not like she was pretending to not know how to play tennis. Wow. Cause they show it. Margaret's like, I missed, I missed. Could you do it again, Roger?

Can you? Rafa? What did you name? Rafa. Rafa. Yeah. He's like shake the hands with the tennis court. Hey, know me. I'm a hugger. I'm a hugger Rafa. I'm a hugger. Okay, you know what? I got picked tails and I'm a hugger. Okay?

So then the swim guy who's kind of like the bokeh version of Hercules No, I was gonna say the bokeh version of Thor. Oh, that's who I met. Yeah, Chris. Yeah, which by the way I am fine with a bokeh version of Chris. I'm so worth who I met. Yeah, Chris Hennesworth. The war. Yeah. Which by the way, I am fine with a Boka version of Chris Hennesworth, although, you know, I'm fine with any version of a Hennesworth, I suppose. Yeah, he's hot. He's like Thor from the side.

He's profile Thor. He's profile Thor. But then he doesn't just just, yeah, head on, yeah, head on, he's just a standard hot person. He's just a standard meatball with, you know, head on. He's just a standard hot person. He's just a standard meek ball with, you know, we standard hot person for the profile. He becomes like superhero hot. Yeah, exactly. So he's like, yeah, I'm ripping up my shirt because I'm here to save lives. Emma listed like, he's hot.

Joe's going to kill me. So Teresa is all about this, you know, because God knows what she's been doing with that lawyer for the past She said she's like, I got a crabman for your life or all drown. I got it. I don't want to sink. Yeah. I think you can stand in this whole pool because Teresa is standing up.

Yeah. And she's like, I don't want to drown. You're standing up. I'm drowning. I'm drowning. I'm drowning. I'm rather than thinking. And he's like, okay, now here's what you got to do. Breathe out three, you know, and she goes, I can't. It's a shock. No, that's, that's a pool filter. Okay. So they have a go hole, they have a whole lesson and she's like sort of grabbing onto

them and everything and the final he leaves and Teresa sits down next to Danielle and Danielle is like, how did it feel? The water I mean was it hard? The lesson, did you like the seaman? I mean, I heard he was a sailor. Oh, I see what he'd do it. Well, his penis shoveled up and I touched it a bit. Take it away.

It's called innuendo Teresa. innu mido. I don't believe in any of these new beginnings. So innu beginning go inside of Mido. So back at tennis for office like pressure, pressure, work your leg, work her ass. Okay. So back with Ziggy and Lori So he's like Lori. I need to speak with you alone. I need your opinion Okay, last night we wait wait wait wait wait. Yeah, you do you do that. I'll be I'll be Lori

last night Cake gorgeous They threw it across the floor oh my god she goes on my god you know everybody just like I know everybody you do and they didn't care oh my god oh my god not gorgeous not gorgeous. Not gorgeous. Gorgeous. Less fan. She's like, I don't know anybody in my world who operates like that. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. She's like, I know it felt like that's why I like zone. Scary. I'm not going to say that I'm going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that to they're trying to keep Danielle, you know, kind of contained in the cage in the sticky cage. Yes. Yes. You know what they say about Danielle and the cage.

That's what she was saying. She's in a cage. So meanwhile, while Siggie is talking to Laurie and Laurie's being like, that's crazy. Margaret's talking to Dolores and she's like, do you know, I mean, is there a problem? Is there a problem with Siggie? I mean, you know, I don't know. I don't know like what's going on here. And Dolores just hates her. You can see Dolores hates her. Dolores like what's the problem even? Like what like I don't I don't get it. Like what what what's your issue? Huh? Yeah. And Margaret's like she said staff like she said we were animals and blu-wres because who cares because yeah but she said something about a IQ she goes I don't even know what my IQ is like like what is my IQ I don't know

she could be right maybe I don't have my Q what do I know like what about Melissa yeah Melissa called her a call to an ask us what's the big deal I don't even care anymore you know what you know what I've got man I got frank I got other frank it's too much I and Margaret because the problem is it's dismissive and Laura's Because I don't care The ultimate and dismissive yeah, and it's like listen the one who brought you is the one you stayed with and if we were on a Beach you would have if we didn't know about this thing on the beach But if we were on a beach she would have if we didn't know about this thing on the beach But if we had known about it, Sikki would have dropped everything to cry and pray

She would have held her she would have cried she would have made it about her it would have been wonderful Margaret's like FYI. It's about a dead mom not Dolores hashtag soggy After lorith. Hashtag, soggy. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest and insightful take on parenting.

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Cause I'm not dealing with her. Hey, I got another wreath that we're gonna put in the middle of the pool so we can't float back. And it's- it's to memorialize the death of Fun Siggy and welcome Sorgie. And you know it's gonna be a very funny moment because I'll have my pig tails in. I'm very funny. I'm Margaret. because I'll have my pig tails in. I'm very funny. I'm Margaret. So Margaret does that thing when she talks, and I love it, and I'm doing it, but of course, this is a video where she,

when she talks, her bottom lip goes way down. And so she talks with her under teeth. And it's my favorite fucking thing ever. It cracks me up every time I see her. It is. And you have to actually do it to do her. I'm like working on my impersonation of her. And the only way you can get accurate murder voices if you do it because it affects the sound of her voice So yeah, she doesn't just talk like this. She talks like she talks like this

Talks talks like this. Yeah, you gotta feel Upload hitting the the top of your bottom teeth. You have to get your jowls flowing, you know soggy. Has to take soggy. Get it. So Melissa and Trey are sitting down and Trey's like, remember? When that lady was like, behave like how could she? And Melissa's like, yeah, it makes me like, it makes me want to just like, not do what she wants to say. Like if my mom said, that's a bad boy, I would fucking, you know, like I don't want to be told to behave at my own party.

I'm like, oh, say Melissa's now taking full ownership of like the birthday party. I say it's my party. I mean, next thing she could be pulling some Karen Huger bullshit about having to sit in the center. She would. She totally would. She told me. And then she's like, all right, girls, time to go. I know you need more time to get ready. So to Laura, she want to come to my place early and set up. And Margaret's like,

that by vagina is like a sponge left on the sink. Okay, Margaret. Every time they come her go, Margaret has something disgusting to say. I feel like I've had diarrhea, but it went the other way. Margaret. So guess what guys, it's nighttime. So everyone's like, you're like, so pretty, you're like, so great. That's got to the van. No, it's another fucking trip in this van. So, um, so, so, see you in Dolores or at Sige's place getting ready and they're just complaining about Margaret and like the, the disloyalty that she's showing.

And of course, in the car, in the van, Margaret is ragging on Dolores and the girls. Yes. Uh, she's Margaret's like Dolores, you know what? She's a little bit like soggy, but scary. Yeah, we're gonna call them like soggy and scary. Okay. And Daniel's like, you know, what? Just don't assault me. I was like, you mean insult? There she goes, don't assault me. Entry is like, if you just said that to recent and Daniel will be on the same side of a fight, I wouldn't have believed

so over at SIGGI's house. By the way, and significantly enough, when after Margaret's going in on SIGGI and on Dolores, Margaret then goes to other girls and goes, you know what, address this with her tonight. I'm like, oh, you were shady. Getting them all riled up and then telling them to fight your battle. Yeah, it's pretty much. So they arrive at this house and Melissa's like, they walk into Siggie's house. Okay. Now we talk about, you know, Bet Midler movies a lot. And Beaches is one of my favorites just because her fucking character in Beaches. You walk into her house and it's Bet Midler is like a gigantic painting of her own face.

And this is even worse because it's like those dollar frames from IKEA, you know, I have like that you just kind of like hang up next to each other and there's like a hundred of them and it's all sticky and different poses. It's like one of those terrible headshots where there's like four paintings and it's like look at me wearing a tie, look at me being goofy, being serious. It's like one of those dance recital catalogs that you go through to pick out your dance recital clothes for that ear. It's like little girls putting their finger on their chin. Someone didn't take dance class, Ben's like what? No, I put myself on mute so I could blow my nose and not disturb the listeners.

I was laughing. I still have a little bigger left up there. I will be going to the dare factory from now on for my classes. So they get there and they're cracking up and Melissa's like, what is this all your personalities? Good one, Melissa. So the chef and- I mean, I was here all along, but I was blowing my nose the entire time. I didn't want to Margaret it up. Hey girls, I got a blow my nose.

If I blow my nose, I mean scratch my vagina. And if I scratch my vagina, I mean really blow my nose. My nose is running it than a twat on a baboon. It's like,, Mark, great to use this. Just set up and have your appetizer. You ever feel like some days you have a giant, just like a homicrab, just calling into another person's shell. That's what I feel like today.

Sometimes you feel like a net. Sometimes you feel like a net and someone's pooped. It's just floating in. No one flushes the toilet. Am I right, girls? Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you feel like you just need some mass and guilt, you know? So they walk in and in typical housewise fashion, the insta chef that has

been hired is named sex Z. When she said it's the sexy chef, I was like, okay, and then it's like, oh, his name is sexy. All one words, it almost looks like a Polish name. Did they fly this guy in from the straws? Where did they find this guy she's like hello sexy chef? And he goes you guys want some spa water and then he put some mint in his hand and he goes Who said he goes you slapped it. Oh, oh, Janiyoko slap it break it. Yeah, sexy slap it break it. Is it hard like the water? Get it?

It's gonna be your follow-up single in the style of stuped dog Slap it break it. I'm not like the water I'm not the whisper twins. The yin yang. Sorry. We're like yin yang. But like yin yang. So then, Siggie's sitting with Teresa. And they're talking.

I forgot exactly what they were saying. Oh, she's just like, oh my head was in a tizzy last night. And Teresa is like, yeah, hey, hey. My head's in a tizzy for the last night. So I'm like, what's the last night? my head was in a tizzy last night and she's like yeah my head's in a tizzy for my last night too and they're just sitting there and thinking like I'm getting attitude I'm getting to this is worse than when Joshua doesn't let me into his room when he's masturbating. I'll tell you what this is this This is Coco for Coco Puffs.

Which is what I also feed Joshua. He's such a good boy. I don't eat them because I find it disgusting. Yeah, I can Coco right now. So over dinner, signe is like, signe is like, bon appetit. And Teresa is like, eh, my last day, it's salty, right? Meh, it's sexy, it's salty, huh? It's salty, baby. Sexy chef, this is delicious!

Like, Sikki even has to yell at people in her own goddamn house. So now, they're all eating and it's sort of quiet, so Sikki finally brings up the cake. And she's like, now I have to talk about this cake because someone has to talk about it. And let me tell you something. I was validated by my beautiful friend, Lori. Lori, Lori, who understands Bokka?

Glorges. Guess who she, what did you say? I just said gorgeous. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was Lori sort of Lori was at the window gorgeous. Lori's at the table. Go at it. Great food sexy. So behind Sikie's head, by the way, is this humongous poster of her book? Yes, her book cover.

So just so she can get that in. It's like Sikie, we know. Yeah. Put this in the frame while I yell at people about cake. Here's my motto. Put a cake in a cage. What's the rest? You can't put the cage in the cake. I mean the cake in the cage. I get so confused with all these metaphors. All I know is that you guys do a cake across a floor and it was disgusting in front of

all my friends in Bocaka. Even Laurie said. I'm listening to the van. Go ahead, just throw a son to the van and think he's like, you threw a son to the bus when you didn't say, you're sorry, the first thing when you woke up this morning and we had that first gathering at the van. I'll tell you something. I woke up and I thought you'd be standing over my bed saying,

I'm sorry, but instead when I woke up you know what I saw it in my own two eyes I saw a greyhound bus driving right over me through my room And Melissa's like we're supposed to say sorry about a little cake and she goes yes I've wanted it to be special that was a thousand dollar cake that was three years and to be special. That was a thousand dollar cake. That was three T is and Melissa goes, Oh, come on. Like a little bit of cake on me. That's a big deal. It's not a little bit of cake on you. Okay. It was an entire tier of thrown across the goddamn restaurant. Yeah. And, you know, this is why I believe that Melissa was a stripper and not a fucking waitress because

you know, that's always been the thing. She's like, I'm Meg Joey when I was working on the boardwalks. And I'm like, no, that is a stripper. That is not a waitress. And know that's always been the thing she's like i'm a joey when i was working on the boardwalks and i'm like no that is a stripper that is not a waitress and i don't mean it to derogatory sex worker way i mean this woman has no respect for a fucking bus for you okay no one who ever waited tables with row of fucking cake across a restaurant and not be mortified it themselves okay yeah and not and again it's a it was a nice cake and it was a thousand dollars and it was just like, you know, you know, who does that?

Animals. So that's why it's funny that she's like, I want to apologize from say I want an apology from Sigi for calling me animals For calling us animals and saying and now saying, oh, now we have to explain that we're from Jersey And so a Sigi hilariously is like, I did not say that I would have remembered it, but I didn't say it I have a crystal clear memory and of course they show her like, now we have to explain that we're from Jersey. But we're going to have to apologize for taking the IQ out of sick key. But I like how Teresa is mad at SIGGI for saying, oh now I have to explain that they're from Jersey. Like yeah, that's your problem right now, Teresa.

Is that you're acting like, you know, what everyone believes people from Jersey are. You know, so if you don't want people to shade you from being in Jersey, don't throw $1,000 cakes across the restaurant. Yeah, Melissa's like, you said we were dumped. You deny it, and Teresa's like, yeah, you said some rock-a-terry things,

and say he goes, to rock-aie goes to rockatory no I didn't wait a fight being dumped Teresa you said some rocketary things you said some drama dairy things okay that nice and sickie's like what's I but yes I remember I until Laura it's like, what's I, bubba, yes. And I remember. And to Laura. It's like that Amy Grant song. I will remember you. And by you, I mean, everything I said. I remember cake on my day. So let's see.

Teresa is like just the Laura. I just remember. And to Laura is like, I don't remember, but I'll tell you this much. I got it back 100 percentages. And Teresa's like the law is the law is a sister to me like forever So why doesn't she have my back is and the law is like I don't remember there is said it I don't remember you know what I do remember boo you know He's a great dog I had him for 19 years. He just died. You know

It's a lot. I'm going to a lot right now. So then Sigi is like, so then they're like, well, Sigi, you say go fuck yourself. And then, cause because Margaret, Sigi said, so the whole thing is that Margaret heads, with the cake thing, Margaret heads head said, it's not a big deal. And so Sigi is like, well, I said it's not a big deal

because I'm sorry everyone, I'm messing this up. Margaret said it's not a big deal. And Sigi is like, well, that's why I why I said go fuck yourself it is a big deal. She wasn't saying like go fuck yourself. She was like go fuck yourself it is a big deal you know. So Margaret's big response to that is, well what if this was a real crisis? Well what if your reaction have been?

And she's like probably a bigger one. How do you feel about that? Margaret. And she gets that like cross-eyed huge pop. I'd look like so fucking killer I know but I like how like Margaret thought that she was totally busting Sige like what if it was a real crisis Sige? Huh? Don't waste all your crazy drama for small crisis Sige's like I'll just get bigger and bigger bitch

This is nothing Do you see the giant poster board with my face behind me like you think I can just get bigger and bigger bitch. This is nothing. Do you see the giant poster board with my face behind me? Like you think I can't get bigger? I can't. You think I'm afraid of getting on the floor and making snow angel and say, That's all I wanted. The Laura says, I wish I could be in this fight,

but I just don't remember. I just don't remember. The Melissa's like, that's called pleading to fit. Okay, that's called pleading to fit. Okay, that's called pleading to fit. And Teresa's like, yeah, I'm not gonna it's emanate myself. Six is just yelling and they're all yelling at each other for being mad about.

No one even really knows. It's like, it's like, Ziggy threw a wine, Melissa and Teresa threw a cake, but they're fighting over it. They're not even fighting over that now. They're mad because Ziggy said behave. And then Melissa goes Sikki goes I'm proud of crying. Oh, yeah, this is Marguerite. Yeah, this is what Marguerite's like

Okay, everyone girls girls remember the member the joke I made in the van in the first van ride not the third one Okay girls ready here we go. Okay, Sikki or better known as Sagi Flicka with all the crying SIGGI goes I'm proud of my crying You are compassion Guess what I'm proud of my crying Joshua I'm Melissa's like I've been called worse for gold digger slat skank. It's like okay Melissa. What is your point? I think that's what it was actually more offended that this was the best that she could do. Like really? You're gonna call me soggy. Can't you come up with something better like slot face anything? And then you know who will not be left out of a fight.

Stamp up out of nowhere. She goes she was given a gift. She could use the gift as she want. No, please, you're giving your almost too much credit. She didn't say she can use the gift as she wants. She goes, the gift should be able to be utilized however she wants to. Like all of a sudden, that's my favorite thing when people really want to make something important. They try to like formalize their language. And it just sounds ridiculous. Can't to for the gift, therefore, into which wherever, however, therefore utilized in such way, whereas from here to fourth, cake, throne, okay.

It's a piece like, what are you saying to rockatory? It's like they can all understand each other's terrible English. I just like, I, listen, I didn't go to college. Okay, so don't shame me about never living in a derogatory, okay? It's like, he's like, well then just crawl up a rest. This is my town. Okay, and 24 hours with friends and 24 hours later, I got everyone ganging up on me.

Oh, hi, Dolore. Hi, Dorsey. Hi, Ann. Hi, Ann. Hi, Maya. So then, Siggy's like, all right, I have to explain to you like a Ken the Gotten teacher now. And then what's like, and I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Melissa's arguments are always stupid.

Melissa, you threw a cake. Just say you're sorry that you threw a cake. Like, why is that so hard? And Melissa goes, well, just remind me that next time it's my birthday to go have a birthday party with fun people. Oh, it's a good, up. It's a good, okay. Well, the next time you could just go on another trashy birthday party and fun people. Oh, it's like, Oh, it's sick. Okay.

Well, the next time you could just go on another trashy birthday party and not like trash, if you want that, like trash. And then Dolores puts her head in her hands, like, I can't believe she said trash. Like, I'm with Ziggy this whole time, but she just said trash. I know.

Before we get into the trash thing, because that opens up a whole other can of worms. I do want to mention that, you know, because they're talking about this whole thing, like, cause Melissa's like, don't talk down to us. And she's like, you talk down to me the other night. I'm like, okay, now you're all being ridiculous once again, but Sige does this thing where she says,

you know, I expect my friends to have class at a restaurant and to Margaret's credit, and I agree with Margaret on this point, she's like, what are you talking about? You went out two nights in a row and you made a scene like I've never seen before. You're like, you wouldn't believe and they show flashbacks of her walking into the rest of the Like, oh, everyone. So like to me, fair, you know, listen, we give credit where credits do. Margaret's annoying me, but she's 100% right in that situation too.

I think Margaret's hilarious. Well, that's the thing. Siggie's one of the most obnoxious loud. Like, she just took an appetizer off someone else's table and brought it over to her own. Like, no one has any like to stand on them these fires, but that's what makes them so good. And she's like, look, we keep going. You're the obnoxious one. Siggie goes, what are you talking about? And then they cut to that whole thing. And she's like, uh, oh shit. What was I leading up to? I was so, did you hear how excited I was to get to it and then I just totally forgot. I'm like, where am I? Not, not Boka. Not in Boka with all my friends. I was trying to think of, yeah, I'm trying to think of what I was going to say about her being trashy.

Well, while you think, well, while you think about that, you know, what I was going to say is when Melissa also made that comment of of saying remind me to go out with people who have fun I'm at birthday. I'm like well now you know where Antonio is getting her attitude from it's right there everyone We figured it out not that it required much detective work But then so then yes, here's where the rule comes in the big rule that no one ever knew of when Melissa goes These two things you don't call women in Jersey stupid a trash and then Danielle starts getting all worked up It's like that is wrong You don't rip up your friends is trash and she's like I can't book on eggs shells just why can't you trash on

She's not trash don't you trash on not trash see not try to remember you That's right. I mean I She's crazy Trassy Trassy Trassy Trassy And then Danielle just shrugs and sits back down. Yeah, well, I I liked that as Danielle started to get worked up Something happened she she said something that made I think she like spoke in tongues for a second, because the camera was behind her and she just said something like, how did it be? And her head shook and got in the camera.

It was like, out of focus, did you notice that? She was like, what? Danielle did that. Oh, Danielle. I kept trying to rewind the 15 second button back just to see what Danielle's face was doing because it was crazy And it was funnier every time I rewind it was and I am by the way just going back to this thing There are two things you don't call women in Jersey stupid and trash

I'm like well, please stop acting stupid and trashy that Don't give me don't and by the way also don't go on a whole rant about listen I've been called a slut. I've been called a man either. I've been called a fucking whore I've been called a this and that. I've been called a slut I've been called a man either I've been called a fucking whore I've been called a this and that I've been called a murderer I've you know like you could do better this is what calls you trash oh my god listen I'm out of here so Melissa's like oh see you're saying if we place the kick properly on each other's face it's okay which is so stupid that's not what see you was saying at all I know she starts waving her finger around and she's like, well, I'm leaving.

What am I supposed to do? Bone apetite. And she starts leaving at Teresa's like, yeah, no one calls me and my sister's in love trash. And Sigi goes, hey, you want a doggy bag? No, it's the Laura's, she said that. She goes, the Laura's goes, I'll make you a doggy bag. And Teresa's like, I don't want no doggy bags the crab kick was salty anyway

I thought it's down immediately and goes that was unnecessary To be fair trees think it didn't she's a goes the crab cake was fucking salty anyway Which sort of makes it even I just love the fact She got that angry over the crab cake and you know another thing it was a fucking salty crab cake You know what crab cakes are they're fucking salty. Do you know what they're made out of crabs? Do you know where they come from the sea Teresa, okay? Like this fish is salty. It's fish Teresa You're wrong because we all know they come from Joe's shack

Which Joe? So, uh, Sigi is like immediately calm. That was unnecessary. And then Sigi goes, you know what to, Laura? You know what this proves to me? Hmm. Now. They don't give a crap about me. Well, we started this trip as four friends and then creepy Danielle and sneaky Margaret come in and now suddenly no one's friends. I don't know to stand this. I don't think that Danielle's a fault for anything. If anything, Margaret did some passive aggressive

stuff, but you know, it's just to Seekies. They're all at fault. One of them throwing wine, the other one's throwing cake. Yeah. They're all at fault, you're all idiots. And Seekies goes, Well, I'm sorry, sexy chef, but I'm starving.

And I thought your crab cakes were delicious. Now, excuse me, I suddenly have the desire to vomit. And that's how we do it in Boca. I'm gonna go on the record. I thought this was actually the best Jersey episode in like four years. Well, you know. I thought it was, no, like totally seriously.

I thought it was exactly what we want out of a housewives episode. The whole cast is together. They have simmering tension, they're fighting, they have a ridiculous, ridiculous fight that, you know, this is what we want. To me, this was actually like a real housewives of New York quality episode. And I'm really excited about the direction that Jersey is going in. You know, last year we sensed that it was turning around and like we just had to get rid of we had to

get rid of Jacqueline, we had to get through all the jail crap and now that we have like a full set of looney tunes with Danielle Stobb in the mix. I feel like this is a really great omen for where the rest of the season is gonna go. I feel I'm tentatively tentatively going to say that at long last Jersey is back. Yes, man, this show is so fucking funny. I laughed the whole time. And I'm really, I think they did a really good job with all the casting. Yeah, yeah. Because I mean, Margaret's annoying me, but I don't hate her anything. But I feel like she's, she's gonna be a good sort of villain type character, perhaps. I think Ziggy is hilarious. They're people who really hate Ziggy. That's fine. To me,

Ziggy is is comparable to Cameron Westcott on Dallas. You're either gonna love her or hate her. I you know, I just I love a big crazy colorful woman. So I think Ziggy's fucking hilarious. Yeah, I think she's hilarious and I I I feel like I get her too and I feel like she's real. I feel like she can't help herself. She's just ridiculous. Yeah, that's so different really about her the last year. I mean, she is louder. Yeah, but you know what though? Again, we have a cast full of like very big personalities now. I think that there was too much Jacqueline and even Kathy who I always liked Kathy and Rosie

but like too much of that. Like we've now we've cleared that out. We've cleared out the oh my god Joe's going away to jail clearing that out and we just have crazy women which is what this show You know is back to being and that's what I want. Crazy women being crazy. Crazy. Speaking of crazy women, should we go look at our Clear the Flam contest? Sure let's do it! Now lucky are you to have me teach you about me!

Clear the Flam! So clear the flam. Clear the flam. This is, you know, when we do the clear the flam segment, it's a segment we've been doing for probably like two years now. I feel like where normally we look at Caroline Fleming's Instagram and Caroline Fleming of the Deulie Departee, Ladies of London.

She has a hilarious Instagram that we just, we love and score and all at the same time. And she has a new cookbook out called, Cook Yourself Happy, The Danish Way. And Quartot Press has been so kind to provide us with a free copy to give away to our listeners. And so we've been running this contest for the past two weeks or so, where we've told people to go on to

Instagram and post some Caroline Fleming, your ode to Caroline Fleming, and we'll pick some winners, we'll pick A winner and that person will get a free copy of the new cookbook. So, Ronnie, will you join me in going on to Instagram and looking up the hashtag CrappensFlem? We're sort of doing this on the fly. We were gonna like pull out some finalists ahead of time but I think we both forgot. Because at least I did. I just had crap. So we have about, we have a few entries here.

I already see, some of these are very impressive by the way, because some, so some people posted just pictures of food, which is very Carolina Fleming. Some of you posted just pictures of food, which is very carolina Fleming. Yeah, post it just pictures of themselves I am immediately drawn to cluny guts and Everyone follow everyone who we mentioned why not? Oh my god. These are so good So this is cluny guts and It's it's an image of of cluny guts. Let's see if we can get a name on cluny guts. Claire, Claire.

Okay, this is Claire. She is doing yoga in the kitchen. She has, she's doing like the crow pose, you know, where you're on your hands. And I'm already impressed that she's doing this pose. Where your knees are on like your triceps. Yeah. She's sort of like inverted. Her oven is open and she's got an oven

minon. And she goes, I made this hashtag crumble out of hashtag blubbers and hashtag stroob I can't be Bruce. Aaaand be Bruce. It was always what my hashtag great great uncle requested for his birthday. My hashtag great grandma made those hashtag dish towels out of royal hashtag cotton at Ronnie Carom and at B.S.I.D.Log. Please give me a copy of hashtag cook yourself happy. I adore at what what crap ends and at Caroline Fleming official hashtag crap ends for them hashtag stay at home yoga. Stay at stay at home yoga. This is so funny and this yoga pose she's like putting her toes on the fridge. And there's like little baby dense in the fridge

where you can see that she's probably hit that damn fridge so many times for affecting her toes. You go Clooney Gets. That is good. Now of course there's one of a hot guy in just the napkin as well, which, you know, the hot guy is K.L. Curtis. That's our little boo.

Love this guy. You look so hot and it's such big bell peppers. And there are literal bell peppers in this picture. He's like, hashtag, how lucky are you to witness me? Hashtag cooking myself happy using hashtag butter. You prepare the hashtag baking sheet to cook a hashtag pizza. And disafating using the hashtag knives to cut hashtag cucumbers, hashtag English cucumbers, hashtag heirloom tomatoes, hashtag heirloom tomatoes.

Oh yeah. hashtag red onions and hashtag gold smilk hashtag better hashtag cheese an easy cleanup trick is putting a fresh at William Sonoma hashtag towel under your hashtag hunting board to easily hashtag compost the straps hashtag reduce reuse recycle hashtag compost I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. This is from Boston, baby mama. She is the image is a lovely house by the way a really lovely house with quite spectacular landscaping and

I assume this is Boston baby mama herself Standing on the front porch like not even on the ground, but like on a railing doing a yoga pose her She's got one hand. She's got like one foot way up in the air and her hands touching it She's just looks like she's doing like a chorus line kick, but it's like a pose. And a child is standing on the side on the walkway. It's just like getting like what the kids on her head's like. Mom, what are you going to make dinner? So this is the caption. How lucky am I to do hashtag yoga on my hashtag front hashtag porch, surrounded by hashtag nature, breathing hashtag air, and hashtag lifting my hashtag leg towards the heavens, while my hashtag offspring watches in hashtag amazement and hashtag absorbs my hashtag energy.

If only we could use the hashtag herbs from our hashtag garden in a recipe from hashtag cook yourself happy tonight. But alas, it is hashtag chicken fingers and hashtag carrots sticks again. Clear the flame, hashtag scrappens flame, hashtag I'm a quarter Danish. X space x space x. This one is from Jennifer Marie 009. In Nivein Corbin Avel Gunshin Dugandoggan. And she's really pretty. She looks like, she looks like Ariana when the small person is pretty and she has a

looks like a delicious bowl of super front of her. She's truly a double stone street. Yes. She gets this as an extra credit for For doing some onsite clear the flame Yes, and then there's like a sign behind her that says something my soup and then she's eating a soup and also I have to think for Lergan Flog and dog in Neigha heaven for serving such beautiful bread baskets I mean look at that and that giant glass of that light in. And her sweater is very nice and her hair looks beautiful. It's really killing it.

She's double-brushing. Like, one of the bras is black and one of them is hot pink. I mean, this picture is perfect. So she's like, at what's crap, at what's crap, how lucky are you to be viewing a picture of me next to gorgeous Neahawalon enjoying the last of famous sunshine today or how I love the sunshine dot dot dot with the strawberries and the blueberries she even spelled it like strawberries blueberries bathing in the sunshine hashtag vitamin D hashtag beautiful gobernhavn

look at this absolutely scrumptious creamy lobster soup. I am so lucky to have hashtag Danish chrysheem hashtag divine. If only it was midsummer, I could be dancing with a flower crown. Oh how I am enjoying the hashtag fresh. They wish air along the water with the beautiful boats. hashtag on sweet home hashtag affordable luxury hashtag simple living hashtag clean hashtag cook yourself happy hashtag. Belliness hashtag weapons flame X small X small x kiss him in parenthesis I went to visit Caroline's hashtag great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great

for the statue but it was closed otherwise I would have crossed this contest close parentheses period hashtag clear the flim Danish flag I mean that is a very strong contender right there because she she really Let's do one of the ones that has oh wait, there's another yoga yoga in the kitchen one And I feel bad if we mention one yoga in the kitchen don't mention the other so this one is from stop Sarah time And here she goes. Oh, so her time So she is also during the crow pose in the kitchen and she seems to be doing it over a baking sheet that has cookies in it.

Well, it looks like she's ready to like dive into the baking sheet. She goes, do I want to win a copy of Caroline Fleming's cookbook? Yes, so here it goes. I- oh, hashtag RapinsFlem, hashtag cookyourselfhappy. I just love preparing fresh hashtag zucchini for dinner. But find- find- find stopping to take a hashtag yokerbreak is necessary for my hashtag mind. Hashtag body hashtag soul. Happy hashtag Tuesday to you all. Xxxx.

Hashtag leggings. Hashtag old navy. Has navy hashtag sweatshirt hashtag target hashtag new glasses hashtag ray band hashtag at the astigmatism hashtag roasted veggies hashtag parchment paper hashtag convection oven hashtag ropals hashtag back a sanna back a sanna we are also only on this only on this show would we say she's staring at a pan of cookies That's the zucchini that she's about to get a We'll let's do one of the food ones because you know, we have to get some of the people who these food images are stunning Yeah, these are some gorgeous images of food damn. Wait. Why don't we do?

Many blessings. He has a picture of a lobster roll with some sweet potato fries some coleslaw and a lemon That's encased in its own mesh and he goes Lobster fruit of the sea it nourishes our soul and body Affordable luxury for all how lucky are we to enjoy this bounty with our family and friends. Hashtag crapness flam. Hashtag lobster. Hashtag blessed. Hashtag sea. Hashtag lobster roll. Hashtag family. Hashtag affordable luxury. Hashtag Baroness. Hashtag dinner. Hashtag Denmark. The end. That was it. Yes, that's all right. I'm looking at Marie isense. Okay, I think this is my favorite one so far, because it's multiple pictures of Marie in different poses. And she's put hashtags

all over the pictures. Okay. One of the pictures says hashtag granddaddy granddaddy granddaddy niels jewel won the battle of clock and fluke in bay hashtag War of Vladimir scandal. He's a hashtag Baron bitches. Oh, I can't. And then another one hashtag my great great great great alcohol corsetless saves honoring the honorable day food granddad hashtag hashtag grand daddy grand daddy Montague up to Julie Montague hashtag sorry. This is so good. There's like five and then she shows a picture of a statue her with a statue and it's like hashtag grand daddy dad grand daddy grand daddy. You know, actually, a rocky statue by the way. What does it say hashtag knocks what? You say hockey statue by the way. Oh, what is it say hashtag knocks wet

Knox himself out. It's a eight out of the taxi. Knox marissa ate out of the taxi High-stack street. High-stag Scorned this is it is hilarious home sweet home When I visit my castle in Denmark, I feel such pride for my family's heritage, seeing my granddaddy granddaddy granddaddy. Neil statue, I'm reminded of the battle of Kluge and Tadaluy again Bay. This castle is the war booty from his victory and how he became barren. As I drive up to Valdermars castle, I'm reminded of the fields of strawberries, blue breeze, cherries and wildflowers. I used to spend hours in these fields with my family. Happy Danish New Year to all.

Hashtag war booty, Hashtag iron balance, Hashtag fire brigade, Hashtag rescue me, Hashtag sunshine D vitamin D. There's like a million million there. We can't go through all the flash tags, but they're that shit is all hilarious and someone wrote that rocky statue though I I feel sorry for everyone's friends who are like what is this shit that someone's own posting on their Instagram feed? I want to just do one more Let's do Jesterang. Thoughtful pause. She goes, she has a plate of mixed berries and she's holding it up. Oh, she's the two pictures.

One is a focus on the mixed berries, one she's holding it up because, hi Ben and Ronnie, at Watch What Happens. This is Jesterang, hashtag Feeling Lucky to be be breathing the hashtag warm air of a hashtag Sunday morning and feeling hashtag joy at all the hashtag blubriss, hashtag troopers, hashtag raspberries, hashtag blubriss, blackberries and hashtag yoghurt that have filled me with love and love and light. X, space, x, space, x. The colors of the hashtag food and the hashtag fragrance the emitters hashtag soul boosts I'm enjoying my hashtag t as well which is good for digestion x x x and then several other hashtags there are so many of these that are so fantastic thank you

to everybody who entered if you guys want to look at these, just go on Instagram and search hashtag crappensflame. Yeah, you guys all really killed it. So now we got to choose. Well, which one is your favorite? It's really hard to choose. I mean, there's stunning pictures. There's really, I mean, the hashtag games on these are just kill. The yoga game is very strong. And the yoga game makes it extremely strong. I'm surprised that we have so many listeners who do yoga. I don't know why, but I just always feel like, I don't know, I talk about pizza so much. How can you sit there and do yoga?

But Marie Eisen, I'm gonna choose just because I love the like five pictures and then a picture in front of the rocky statue. And she got a picture of food in there and a picture of a flower. I mean, there's just so much. There's so much right. And I mean, I was really laughing at a lot of them. At first, I thought the very first one that I picked the from Clooney Gods. I was like, oh, that's definitely going to be the winner.

And then when you're reading Ketteth, I was like, that's, that's going to be the winner when he said he's anticipating using knives to cut the covers. I was like, that's the winner. But for me, I think when you read the Jennifer Marie, who's actually in Denmark, not only was she in Denmark, but I thought that her thing was really funny too. So I'm more on the Jennifer side. Uh-oh, that means we have to do a coin toss. Or you know what I'm willing to do, Ronnie?

I'm willing, well first I'll see if we can get a second book, and if we can't get a second book, I'm willing to buy one of them a book. I have to say while we make them winters. Double winner! Yeah, why not? Why not? So guess what? Double winner. We have Marie, and we have Jennifer. You guys both win and Just email us at watch for crap ins at gmail.com and we will we will figure out how to How to get these books to you. Thank you everyone for

For participating that was super fun for us. I know we sort of went overboard reading all the entries But they were really funny and we hope you guys were as entertained as we were Yeah, hell yeah, and thank you everybody for doing that. We love you guys I have to play the official clear the thumb closing music because it's not a clear the flam segment unless we get here Caroline Fleming for just being the best We love you all. Yeah, tomorrow we'll be back to talk some below deck. Oh, and one other thing we forgot to mention with the San Francisco show. We've decided that it's a Saturday show and we're going to recap that week's real Housewives of New Jersey on that Saturday. So for people who are like, what's the homework if we're going to come to the show? The homework is make sure you watch Real Housewives of New Jersey that week. Yes, do we?

It's little real housewives. Come on, watch Real Housewives of New Jersey! It's just got there! Bye everybody, talk to you tomorrow. Bye! podcasts before you go tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at onedry.com slash survey.