Watch What Crappens - RHONJ: Cold Shower

Episode Date: May 3, 2023

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I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the one, the only Mr. Ronnie Caram. Hi Ronnie, how are you? Well, hello, man. How are you doing this morning? Good, how's it going over there? Oh, just fabulous. And so fabulous because guess what? In about a week, we are going to New York City.

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of New Jersey because it's not crazy. It's just, now listen, I love the crazy ones too, but it's like, you can listen to me for an hour but can you live with me? It's one of those things, you know, like I love, and the answer is no for anybody who's tried it, by the way. It's nice to have the crazy Jersey episodes, but it's also nice when they have these like, his what's happening in my real life.

I went to dinner with Frank. Yeah, this was, this was a thematic episode. This was not a story driven episode. This was an episode about like parenting, the relationships we have with our parents, how we deal with our children. That's what this was. And by the way, I have to start off

the episode with a huge apology, because last week, I spread some erroneous gossip from an old queen at a bar. I don't even think it's the old queen's fault. I think it's my fault I think I misinterpreted it. I Slammer or you I don't even know who that old queen is. I'm not even gonna take any responsibility for that old queen Because our old queen is usually on it

So you need to stop hanging out at whatever old queen births. You're hanging on it That's what happened when they got rid of the gold coast in West Hollywood. You can't find it be some old queen anymore. You know what it's like. Well, here's what happened. Okay. I will continue to hang out with my old queen friend. But what happened was I misread the old queen's gossip. And so I came on to this podcast on this platform And I said that Lexi, sweet Lexi of New Jersey was dating the point sky. Well, guess what, the point sky's gay. So, or at least that's what a lot of people have reported to me. Now watch me start a new set of gossip.

But what a lot of people messaged me and said the point sky identifies as being gay and part of the LGBTQ community. So Lexi is not dating the point sky. I think I miss red an item that said, Lexi was with the point sky, and I'm so used to talking, hearing Jennifer Aiden's voice,

saying everything like it's in the 50s, does like, oh yes, she's going with the point sky. Okay, Lexi and the point sky, look at them, a hot new couple, the going studies. Anyway, I was wrong, I apologize to Lexi and the point well guess what is in the LGBT You plus community what a B there's a B So you never know maybe he's being with Lexi. I don't know. Maybe he's buying buying his buying his Lexi time

I don't know maybe maybe you heard it right. What do we know? Here's what I know about I don't give a fuck about the point sky Here's what I know about fucking points. They're bullshit. Okay. You've spent all this money that they make it sound like you have hundreds of thousands of points and then you find out what you can buy and it's like 20% off at Amazon. So points guys make things better or shut the fuck up and don't try and get anybody I know or anybody on my television because as far as I can tell so far, you're wasting my fucking time. Hey, points guys trying to help. Points guys just trying to help us make the most of those

points, because those points are a racket. Those points are a fucking racket, okay? And he's trying to make it like, look, let me help you through the racket, okay? You're part of the racket, okay? You're on a drum in the middle of a sad husband's garage with the hobby, okay? You're making a racket.

Wow, wow, I did not anticipate that we were gonna unleash that. But I'm curious at the point, sky, because then I looked him up and I was like, oh, shut up, you know, because there was all this controversy about the point sky. This is controversy about this week, there's controversy?

Well, just with you, so. Yeah, it was blind. It was blind. It was. No, you say that and then it's not really controversy. Well, just with you. Sorry. Yeah, you was blind. He's blind. You say that, and then it's not really controversy. It's just like 20 messages going, I'm Heath Gay. Heath Gay. It's got white skies gay.

So I was like, well, who is the white skies? He hot. Because you know, whenever someone's like, I know someone and they're gay, you automatically look them up, like, to see how they're representing us as a people. And so that's what I did. And he's very cute. But he was talking about points and stuff. And it just pissed me off.

I don't feel like I should have point, I should have thought I should be selling the world with all the points I have. I barely get, you know, an Amazon package. Yeah, I know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry that you're going through that. I just did. But by the way, I'm happy for Lexi because I feel like there's no sign, greater sign of like rising in the ranks of stardom

Then being linked to a gay man, right? I think that's like we basically made Lexi a beard for a week and Congratulations, you're almost a Hollywood star Yeah, you basically made it I don't like all of the Jersey cast who went to who attacked themselves as going to the Matt Gallow last night. Who did not go to the Matt Gallow? Who did that?

Who said they were going to Matt Gallow? Who did that? They were really close. Well, they were technically pretend they were they were hinting like, oh, here I like Melissa had a and of course I pick Melissa. I don't like Melissa and I know a lot of you get very mad about that but you're going to survive this.

It's okay to get mad at me for defending her. So we both get it from both ends. Yeah, so Anyway, it was Melissa and she was like guys. I know you're all you all have questions for me about the Metcala Well, I'm on my way and So I'm gonna be talking about it's my so thank you e and so she did say thank you e Which I guess, E entertainment got a bunch of reality stars to just talk about the Met Gala. Right. Like, A.g.

But if you didn't really listen to those Instagram, so which I really believe a lot of people don't listen to those Instagrams, they just see hashtag Met Gala and then Melissa standing in front of a large window in New York City and like, oh my God, Melissa is in the Met Gala in a puffy cocktail dress. No, now Melissa went to a branch of Met Life Bank or something like that. Like she did not go to the Met Gala.

She went to a Met scene. She met Mr. Met. She did anything but be at the Met Gala. She was in a pop-up for Kara Gala. Okay, I think that's what it was. Well, I hope Melissa had a wonderful time with her tribute to Carl Lagerfeld, which she probably thought was.

I want the fuck with that anyway. We're giving tributes to fucking Carl Lagerfeld. Is he like a famous anti-Semite enracist? Yeah, how about somebody fucking Google over there at the Met Gala Youth Youth fucking douchebags. And you're the same crowd who comes out at every second and tries to guilt the rest of us into what we're supposed to be feeling and offended by that day.

And then you dedicate this shit to Carl fucking logger failed. Go fuck yourself, Met Gollar. Are you fucking kidding me with that? Yeah, I was shocked. And I was just more like, I was just so puzzled. I was like, really? Carl logger failed. This guy, this is the guy? This one. I was shocked and I was just more like I was just so puzzled. I was like really Carl Lagerfeld this guy

This is the guy this one. I mean I understand he was like influential in fashion yadda yadda yadda, but also A horrible human being horrible like just fucking horrible, okay, and you know what Carl Lagerfeld you deserve having Melissa Representing you there. Like that. I know I actually would have, it actually would, no, it's more like, not, it's more like the Matt deserves most of Gorgah pulling off the cat hat, the cat face that Jared Leto have. Imagine they pulled that off

as most of Gorgah and said Jared Leto and then Anna Wentor would have been shocked that a real hustle new jersey infiltrated her carpet and then we would say that's what you get because you're honoring a racist and an anti-Semite. And we all know that the real place for those people around Bravo, not at the MacGala. No kidding.

I mean, even Bravo has tried cleaning that setup, okay? Even the Mona had to start a podcast and that's like Ramona's most dreaded thing. So, what? Listen, if even Bravo can make an effort, let's get them up. And I guess as long as we're talking about those things, Bravo did yesterday tease the arrival of Real Housewives of New York, they gave us an official date.

July 16th, I believe, two days after Pestil Day. And I love they were like, come take a sneak peak, your first official peak at the Real House, so that's the New Yorks. Of course, like an idiot, I click on their, I press play and I just do it. And it's just an apple. It was just an apple and then some picks up the apple

and a date shows up. I was like, fuck you. But. And you hear them bite into the apple. And that's, I don't wanna, I don't wanna listen. I don't care about apples. I love the big apple. Loved. Love living there. Great city. I don't want to look at an apple. Let a lit apple and somebody picks it up and then they're eating on camera. You know, I hate that.

I hate this apple crunch sound is a rough one. I hate eating. God, I'm starting this podcast off with so much hate. It's because there was no fighting in this. I'm hating on the Met Gala and apple biting. Okay. Right. Apple chewing fighting in this. I'm hating on the Met Gala and Apple Biting, okay? Apple chewing specifically. Well, I looked over the bio again of the real house. The controversial one looks like she's no longer in the cast.

Or I know she got fired like week two. I mean, I know that she or she fired or got quit or whatever it is that, well, she probably says quit, that she probably got fired. But I still thought she was gonna be a cast member. But either way, I was looking through the cast and I was like, Ben, have an open mind. This could be a great season. This could be a great season.

This could be a great season. Remember how much you enjoyed real girlfriends and pairs, a bunch of tweets, a bunch of influencer tweets. It can be really funny. It could work, Ben. Don't worry. And you love Jenna Lyons. This could work, but deep breaths, deep breaths.

I don't know, the internet's being pretty mean about it so far, and I'm not above that, obviously. I just, I prefer shitting on people when they arrive. You know what I mean? Like, I don't like talking behind people's backs, and then they hear about it, and then they get their feelings hurt. I wait till they're at the party,

and then I heard their feelings. I'd rather it than be around. And these people are too young, by the way. I just want to say I'm very scared by their age. They're median age is way too young. So anyway, the general, the general worry for me is they're all social media influencer types like that's literally their jobs. And we know what that leads to.

I saw one of the women the other day. I don't know where they I'm sorry. She's very pretty. But she's like, oh, just saw one of the women the other day. I don't know where they'm sorry. She's very pretty But she's like, oh just you wait for the New York Housewives. It's gonna be let me tell you There's some craziness. There's some laughter There's some going out. We go out sometimes and it's so fun and let me tell you it's something It is something so watch out for it I was like you're a useless It's gonna be like a person with no opinion and nothing to say but beauty and I am worried that worried me

But that was yeah, that was my first clue and then the second clue is this apple commercial With the chewing because you can't yeah someone this Apple commercial with the chewing, which you can't. Yeah, so I'm gonna go for chewing. And you said, I'll go for chewing. And don't fucking think, you know, I've forgotten that. So very famous. And so I don't know, I'm worried, but you know, you've got to be optimistic. This is what we love.

This is our things that are making you have a work. Yeah, we have a good attitude. I will say, I think a telltale sign of a bad season is when a cast member hypes it by saying Exactly what you said like oh, we really get into it. We really get into it Yeah, there's a lot but there's a lot of sisterhood. There's a lot of sisterhood, but we get into it I'm like no because if it's a good season you don't even want to talk about it anymore Because you've been through it

You're saying it's a good season. You say I honestly I can't talk about it. I can't discuss this That's why it's a good season. You say, I honestly, I can't talk about it. I can't discuss this. That's why it's a good season. Well, when you go see someone's really bad improv, so we're musical or whatever, I'm basically imitating my friends at this point from over the years who've come to see me in terrible things. But when they don't have anything to say,

it's that, oh my gosh, that was something. God, you did that, you did it. Wow. Was that you up there? You know what, I was watching and I said, is that him? And it you did it. Wow. Was that you up that you know what I was watching and I said is that him and it was The costumes you guys had some costumes and you know It's just like anything you can say to not lie and be like that was good Yeah, well done. I was saying Diane weas in Bolts of her Broadway when he's like did you like the place goes?

Well, I didn't care for the dialogue or the characters, but the stage directions, magnificent and binder. Great choice. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha with Margaret going up to Joe, going, Joe, did you miss me so much when I was in Ireland? Did you were you able to put on the C-phone shirt by yourself, Joe? How did you do? Were you okay with Lexi? Did you start in the fair? What's going on, you Joe? And what about you, Nina? Little Nina, little Nina, who's basically my child now. What do you think, Little Nina? By the way, El Nina, that's a little boy in Spanish. It's also a terrible hurricane that caused great destruction. when you're old you're gonna be no no knee now

Let me tell you something no no knee now. He is like so influential like me literally changes the weather this little boy I love him. He's just so smart. He does so much more than Teresa ever did in her life And Lexi's like you don't even keep Margaret to hook go to the bathroom with joy He's gonna teach you how to go to the bathroom. And so Joe takes him in to teach him how to be. And Marge is like, show him how to do it, Joe. And once he makes it in the toilet, we're moving on to the curic. All right. We might finally have a man who can make ice coffee in the family, decently. Okay. Peer that out, El Nino. Okay. Make a storm in that bowl. We've put him on a trajectory that someday

he can take over the sewing department of the McBeth collection. And it was so funny watching a grown man teaching a little boy how to be because I don't remember that moment in my own life, but it was really funny because Joe just stood behind him and went, point it down. Okay, that's enough. It was so cute. I love that little moment.

It was so cute. I loved that little moment. It was so sweet. So then Dolores and Paul are talking and Dolores are talking about Ireland. Because while we had a blast, we went to Causty Farm. Oh, what did you do there? We jumped in a pile of mud. He's like, oh, you mean shit? Well, it didn't smell like shit.

I feel like I'm pretty well versed what that smells like. I mean, don't you remember when we went on a boat ride around the oil refinery that was so special they put it in the opening credits for the entire season? So I'm pretty sure it wasn't shit. I appreciate it. So then we go over to Daniels and Nate and they're with the kids and Daniels like, look at that.

Daddy got you a lot to candy. How was cool today? I was cool. I was cool. I was like, look at that. Daddy got you lots of candy. How was cool today? How was cool? How was cool? How was gone? And Valentina's like, when I went to the playhouse, I sat with Dee, and he's my only boyfriend I got white now. And they're like, what?

You know what we're gonna do to boys? We're gonna be them. Yeah, there are no boyfriends right now. So then grandma comes over. I think I have a grandma's name is, but she comes all. Of course. Of course. She comes all with the mouth of a comes over. I think I think grandma's name is, but she comes all of course. Of course. It's all with the mouth of a trucker. I love it. Angel, the mouth of a trucker and the hairstyle of, I feel

like Bonnie, Bonnie Franklin at one point in her life. Anyway, Bonnie Franklin. Wow. I might get in my bonnie. Maybe it's a different Bonnie. There's someone named Bonnie that's out there. And Angel has her hair Living some way

I'm in Franklin. You know I haven't had a funny Franklin since we called Caroline manzo Yeah, a decade ago. So yeah, you're right. Yeah, no Caroline manzo is the true body Franklin Avatar so Anyway, so angels there and so Nate kicks the kids downstairs But not before like Valentina just like Whaps her brother in the nuts with her candy bag So Hey, man, let me show you the get the tree shower that I got

I don't look at my classy gift, right? It's like a bear gift, but it's full of sex stuff I wanted to get a reclocaring and angel's like Danielle what's your fucking mouth? God damn it. What the fuck Danielle? Jesus fucking Christ. You gonna say this bullshit to me? Well, I'm your fucking mother. Come on watch your mouth, huh? Show some respect So she's like oh, yeah, I tell my mom everything, you know It's like you know, we were a a little like best friends, but in high school You know, like we would argue all the time in fight because you know every teenage girl has problems with a mom But now she's like my best friend. She my fucking best friend

Yeah, my never had a carcoring, huh? And she's like it's fucking disgusting. What's your fucking mouth, Daniel? And she's like, yeah, what I love about bye bye bye is she don't be around the bush. She says what she'd mean, does she not give a fuck. So now Danielle starts, pulls out her violin and starts talking about Ireland. She's like, I have a very high time in Ireland, I'll be honest with you and my, and just like, why, you need me to kick someone's ass?

What's, what happened? What the fuck, who the fuck, messed my fucking daughter? I'm just like, well, on the the flight from Ireland. I want to know quite anyone. You know how with this needle you're trying to pull a thread and then you're putting a thread in a needle, but there's a needle, there's a thread, but then the thread you're trying to get it through, but there's all these threads coming out of the flare up to the thread. That's what I have with all the not to my not to what I was holding on though. Are you holding onto the needle or are you holding onto the thread? And then

if you're holding onto the thread, what is the Frank thread? The Frank part have to do. You're holding onto one of the Frank parts. Why are you holding onto that part? Literally. I was trying to make sense of it. But then the mom can, Nate just was like, I could see that it was tough. But the mom's like, tell me, tell me the fuck why. Huh? What they means to you, those girls? Tell me what those girls did to you. She was, yeah, it was Mean Girl, times 10.

Cause Rachel's just couldn't let it go that I called her a rat. So she's like, oh, you called me a rat, that I was like, oh my god, you called her a rat. Yeah, you know why? Cause you fucking called her a rat. I know. Why are you acting like you're the victim here, okay? Yeah, why are you accusing her of being a Mean Girl

when she reacted to you calling you're the victim here? Okay. Yeah, why are you accusing her of being a mean girl when she reacted to you calling her a rat? And then you are the one who started pushing this whole thing that Margaret's gotten arsenal and Margaret reacted to that. And then you're acting like, oh, I was bullied. By people reacting, do you be shitty? Now, just to go back to my true opinion, Rachel Fuda is a fucking rat, okay? There,, Rachel Fudah is a fucking rat. Okay, there, I said it. She deserves to be called one.

Wow, I can't believe you'd say that, Rachel Fudah. Wow. Rachel Fudah. How could that girl talk like that to other girls? Like, women trying to hang out with other women. That's what's going on with her. I'll just say what's on my mind. That's what I'd say. It's called standing up for a friend. Wow, I can't believe you'd say that about me.

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Yeah, ride or die. I will ride with you or I will die with you. Is that what that means really? If you really think about, is that what ride or die really means like, I'm gonna ride on a motorcycle with you or I'm gonna die with you. Is that what that means? Is that what that literally means? Ride or die. It means like I'll ride with you or I'll die. Like I'll fight on your side of the war. I'm assuming it comes from like when people fought wars on horses and they're like, well, Rider die. We're gonna ride together or we're gonna die together. It's inspired by Bonnie and Clyde mythology and it was Bonnie Franklin. Bonnie Franklin. Yeah, not the Bonnie and Clyde youde mythology and it was Bonnie Franklin. Bonnie Franklin.

Bonnie Franklin. Bonnie, right? Yeah, not the Bonnie and Clyde. You all think of it's Bonnie Franklin and her friend Clyde. They used to play chess on the weekends and they would choose to be like, do you want to go play chess? We got to get that. You want to ride with me because if you don't ride with me, you might die.

You might literally die out here. Come on, get in my car. Yeah. I don't know if that's the true meaning of writer die, but I like it. So then Daniel's like, and then at the last dinner, Margaret's attacking me left and right and she kept going and going and going. No, she didn't. You started yelling at everybody and brought it up again. And you said you forgive, but you don't forget. And Marge says, if you don't forgive people,

you're never gonna get the fuck on with your life and that's probably your problem with your family. And guess what? Probably is. Yeah. There's nothing wrong with saying that to someone. Why is everybody, I can't believe everybody back their chairs away from the table with that one.

I can't believe Marge just said that about some. Because they heard words, they heard words that they're so used to hearing, if they hear family in a way that's used during your confrontation, they heard words that they're so used to hearing, if they hear family in a way that's used during a confrontation, they automatically, like she's that family. Children are off limits. But the truth is that like Danielle has,

Danielle has been the one who has been not digging up shit on Margaret, well she's sort of been digging up shit but she's been like going around talking about Margaret. I hear she's got an arsenal. I hear she's got an arsenal. I hear this. I hear that. Oh, did you hear this rumor? Because I just heard this rumor, and I think it's true because it supports the other rumor I heard. And so she's doing all this shit, and then Margaret finally finds out about it. It's shitty, and Margaret has generally been I think pretty nice to Danielle, and

Margaret reacted. And Danielle's like, how could she react? How could she come at me left and right? Left and right? She was a fan of herself. Yeah, and it's also, she's fighting the wrong people. And they mentioned it last week on the show. Margaret should be mad at Jen and Teresa, right?

Because they're the ones spreading this. They admitted to sitting down with Laura. They admitted to all of this shit. So it them doing it. But when March confronted them, they're just like, oh, yeah, we did that. We'll dance. You know, who's and so it was done. But Rachel and Dan Yell keep bringing the stuff over and over again, because they're newbies and this is their only fight. And so it just keeps going in circles and circles. And March just keeps being mad. I think March just be just be like, I'm done with this. Like, can we stop enough?

Well, I think that Margaret did like a, she's, I actually kind of feel like Margaret might be like that. I feel like she gave like a slap on the wrist in a certain sense like, oh, you know what, you better, you don't know what you're talking about, you better shut the fuck up. Like she did one of those, and then I think she was like,

okay, well now I know she's an idiot. I'll move on with my life, she's an idiot. That's fine, I could be nice to her. I think that's like her vibe. And I guess we'll see as the future episodes if it becomes a thing that she harps on over and over again. But seemed like in this episode, she was like, whatever. Well, I'll just say, I'll kiss and say hello to this idiot to reach out.

Yeah. And then yeah. So then Danielle, who's not a rat at all, okay. She hates rats. She hates rats. She hates rats. She's like, and what I told Theresa and Jen, and whether it's true, they's not a rat at all. Okay. She hates rats. She hates rats. She's like, and Laura told Theresa and Jen,

and whether it's true, this is what Margaret told the friend, Margaret's the source. Margaret's the, I'm like, so now you're outing her. It's like, this is like a mob movie. She's the source I'm telling you. She's like this trailer,

will you wear a wire, Danielle? Will you wear a wire? Why? I know, and Daniel again, she's so acting like, ugh, like, ugh, this position that I'm in, I have this information, it's weighing down on me. It's like, you begged for that information, and the moment you got it, you said, oh no, I wish I never had heard it.

Right, it was a good, good, good, good. I was like, power, right? Yeah, so she's like, yeah, my great Rachel, both the gift of life's power right yeah so she's like yeah my great Rachel both the company asked to be I felt like I was Muhammad Ali not there I was like trying to block share left and right I don't have to even say think about what I was told the one I'm gonna do with it and now I'm stuck in this a possible situation no it's not impossible don't fucking say anything yeah using you to say it and you're falling right into their trap situation. Ah, no, it's not impossible. Don't fucking say anything. Yeah. They're using you to say it and you're falling right into their trap.

And it's on. And as the biggest gossipy thing, like, honestly, even if it were true, I still would not give it any credence. The reason why is because this is what you said, Jennifer told me that she met with Laura, and Margaret told Laura that she heard from this guy, the key saw Melissa, and so she told, like, how could you ever, like, how could you ever put any credence in that beyond, like, just, like, laughing, right? Even if it were true, it's not credible enough.

It's not credible enough evidence. I can't believe I'm credible myself up right now. It's not, especially when we talk about it literally every week. Like I'm literally actually the first time I've heard this story a lot. I can't believe it. This is week 13 and we're still talking about this. Like it's fresh news. But what kills me, it, what kills me still is that it all does back to Margaret, but not beyond because we still don't know that person that actually saw it. but not beyond because we still don't know that person that actually saw it. We just know that Mars knows somebody that saw it.

So somebody that works for Mars saw it, and told Mars to Mars told Laura that Laura got mad at Mars, then Laura called Theresa and Jen for a meeting, then told Theresa and Jen, then they tried to spread it around through Danielle who is finally doing it. We don't even know who the original source is. I know. And we also don't know the context in which Margaret told her at that time, Danielle, who is finally doing it. We don't even know who the original source is. I know, and we also don't know the context in which Margaret told her at that time, like best friend, because remember, this is the best friend that also went and started saying, like,

Margaret wanted Melissa to leave Joe for a ball player. Margaret was trying to set Joe Melissa up with a baseball player when it was just her, when it was just Margaret saying, like, you know what, Joe's mad at you, well, he should be so lucky he has you because you can have any ballplay you ever wanted which is a totally different context so like the context of this could have been like oh do you want to hear this crazy thing so and so just said that he just saw Melissa in a car is that ridiculous or what like we don't know if that was the context like that could have been a

innocence yeah well she could have been saying, oh my God, you know what? Melissa slut. Yeah. Joe Steven said that when he opened the door, he saw them making out. I don't want anybody to know. I mean, should we kill Joe Steven and Joe Steven's probably dead somewhere? Like we don't know, you know, we don't know how this happened. But the mom who is not well-versed in housewives yet gives terrible advice because this would normally be good mom advice, I think, but it's terrible in this situation. She's like, I think advice. Cause this would normally be good mom advice, I think, but it's terrible in this situation. She's like, I think you should fucking tell fucking Melissa. You know what, you'd want to know, right?

That's the right thing to do. She fucking wants to know God damn it. Go Pella. That's like, I think it's actually like, it's good advice because it knows her daughter is going, like her daughter will continue to be in the story line, you know, because then she's going to go tell Melissa, and Melissa's going to get mad, and this is going to be in the story line, you know, because then she's gonna go tell Melissa Melissa's gonna get mad and this is gonna be the thing that causes Melissa and Joe to not go to the wedding

They go though. I think they do go to the wedding. I think there's like a big fight at the wedding or something I thought they didn't go to the wedding and I'll remember the footage of them sat like in a pool party being like Hey, this is the best place to be in New Jersey right now. I wouldn't want to be anywhere else. Oh, yeah, we would chose them family. Give families who you choose. But I don't remember if that was a wedding night or one of the wedding parties or one of,

I mean, there's been 19 million events for this fucking wedding. I don't even know. There's been more than for like, William and Kate Middleton, honestly, it's just, it's a lot. So then we go to, I'm like, how that worked out. They seem super happy. So we go to food as, they're, they're driving.

Fooda, fooda, just people on the highway. Fooda, fooda, fooda, fooda, fooda, fooda. Hey, honk if you're fooda. So they're driving and they're talking about adopting Jaden. Yeah, and They go to meet okay, you talk about this thing. I mean look it's straight forward Basically they go they meet with Deb Deb the lawyer the adoption lawyer and Rachel is saying that she's she's always wanted to adopt him and that she felt like something was missing for Jada

and you know, the mom hasn't been in the picture. And Rachel wants to be based at the legal guardian. And so Deb, who's there, the lawyer is basically like, listen, you have an obligation, there's an obligation to the mother, the birth mother, and we have to serve her, and we have to serve her to the last known address, and if she contests it, then she has a right

to an attorney, and it become a contested adoption, which is not what Rachel wants. So Rachel serves the cry at the thought that this could become a dramatic, terrible thing. This was, this is crazy, like they found the mother, the, the US son, of course, the mom is serving time in a halfway house. Now she's been in prison. And she says that John has prevented her from speaking and seeing her son. It was not her choice. And um, she saw Jaden periodically up until 2017 before her last major arrest. So she made her last major arrest.

So she's in and out a lot. Obviously, she's not a character on the show. I get that that kind of is Rachel. I mean, it's not kind of it is Rachel's life. It is a kid that she's been raising and maybe she really does want to adopt him. I still get the kind of icky feeling about it being just as a story of mine. It just grosses me out. Like he's 16.

I don't know. I don't like it. It creeps me out. And I like Rachel for the most part, but this still... I have no problem with that, to be honest. I just don't. I think it's interesting. I think that's cool.

I just... No, I'm sure there are probably many people who feel like this should not be put on TV. I mean, I think you're saying, because if it does go nasty, then this gets played out on TV and then the kids the one who ultimately gets hurt. But I feel so stupid. Well, it's also really bad about the show. You don't know what's going on. We don't really know what's going on in the birth mother's life or what led to this whole thing or the background and so I don't love

To be fair on mayor of east town. I really hated the scenes where they had to go Like talk with Kevin Bacon's daughter. So like I get it like these are not always my most exciting storylines to watch Yeah, I just I don't know it gives me the X so that's all I have to say about it Well the good news is the Sleen is over so now we go to Paramis and Jen is there and she's like look at all this stuff. I got for Teresa's Prattleshow A baby we're gonna use Hannah and Olivia, I love you. Are you excited for the Hannah? And Olivia's like, what's Hannah, mother? And Jen says, well, a lot of people use a fat tattoos,

but in our culture, we use it right before a girl gets married. Well, maybe you should, maybe if you put some on Olivia, maybe you could restore your dream of being a Broadway actress sometime you don't wanna be a love therapist anymore. Do you, do you, Olivia? I don't know what I'm saying. I'm talking a surprise battle show and of course I take my prize made To just got you daydisco very seriously That's just got a little culture to bring to the party

So yeah, she's like look I even got it look I got a got a look like the sky to live you She's like what are our gardeners just you know like lingerie You know like hey, you know, it's something to wear lingerie for daddy. Livy, man But that's a lingerie. I'm about to lingerie and Olivia and Olivia's like yeah I always do tell you to wear lingerie for daddy mommy. I was like what the fuck my god I'll let this block the internet like a lip or Olivia sitting there like what to do when you're when your marriage Is breaking apart where lingerie for your husband, know, or when and whenever you come into a room say, Ding dong! Hello, what's up? So Bill comes in.

Yeah, the best. She brought me coffee. We're talking about lingerie now. And Olivia's like she were she refuses to wear silk or lingerie She's like that's an adult conversation you little rascal get out of here So I bills like him well, I know you want to be a love therapist and all but this is a bit much Olivia Slow down dr. Ruthless And Chains like what thanks a lot Margaret Thanks And Jen said, what's thanks a lot, Margaret? Thanks a lot. Now my baby needs to feel

I need to wear a large wear for me and my father's relationship to me and my husband's relationship to work. My father's relationship to me. My father's relationship to me. My father, my husband, my father, my husband. I know this is just going to continue.

Everything that goes on in Olivia's life. Jen's gonna be a Well thanks a lot maha crack Olivia's got her first sweetened ticket because she was thinking about a dad cheat my man Thanks a lot maha, Olivia didn't get a pot. Now I remember mama. That's cuz you she's what I remember mama So they go outside and Jen keeps talking about it. She's like, we could be talking about the most arguing about the most trivial thing in the world, but to Olivia's to end the world, and then she'll sit between us and say, you see, I got you guys back making up. I'm so glad kids are resilient. Okay, well, but she's not she's not sitting down because of no reason. She's sitting down because you're constantly fighting with your fucking husband. I was going to

say, like you guys do have problems. Everyone else in the world on you and Bill fighting and fronting your children constantly. I think that that comes back to you. No, I'm not a parent. I can't say you shouldn't do that. What the fuck do I know? I'm just saying you can't blame all of your fights on one person. That's not what you're having. I mean, Olivia's probably picking up on other things. Like, you feel the need to have to go to couples therapy with Bill, which I fully support. So obviously there's stuff that's going on

that Olivia's picking up on. So it's not all on. It's like just crazy. She has literally blaming everything. So, they, Jen and Bill are now talking. And by the way, Olivia is like behind them watering a plant or something. So Olivia can hear everything.

She's filling up water balloons or something. She's gonna throw them at them all. So, like, let's go have some privacy and that Olivia brought up water balloons in the middle of our conversation. No. So, Jen's like, did she miss me when I was in Ireland? And he's like, obviously miss me when I was an island and he's like obviously well I was at work and then at nighttime dot dot dot

Well, you know, they're a car the kids are calling me to get in touch about things that I couldn't answer about and he's like Well, I think the kids need to be taught a certain level of independence. Mm-hmm That's why I'm not helping Olivia with her water balloons. You can do it yourself girl Independence, hmm, that's why I'm not helping Olivia with her water balloons. You can do it yourself girl What's the therapist said the kids take authority more seriously when it's from a father figure And then we see a clip of Dr. Judy like well, you know if they're listening to you Maybe they'll listen to him, you know Innocent all like what do you want for me? So then Bill does the old classic thing of like well, I'm at work in a situation where I care for others.

24, 7, and then when I come home, it's just a different story. It just works so hard. So she's like, sure, sure, I could be selfish and say, I don't want to be bombarded with the kids and the noise and the life of luxury. But no, there is no relaxing, no quiet time. I tough it out for my family. I'm like wasn't your old storyline last year that you were desperate to get a nanny? You're like, please someone get me a nanny. I don't want

to do this anymore. And now she's like, I tough it out. I'm strong. I tough it out. She knew what it's like to do with that many children and a nanny. It's a lot. It's a lot So many Amazon boxes coming over time But yeah, Danny you know five kids would make it. It's a lot. I don't know how anyone does it to be honest I know children are a lot and he's like, but I have kids to send to college So I have to work nights and weekends and she's like yeah But you know when I talked to you to deal with it together and you're blaming me for it, and that's why I wanted a therapist. I wanted her to tell you that there's no one to blame. It's a work in progress. It's like, well, okay, that's another mistake. You don't get a couple's therapist for the therapist

to tell your husband off. That inevitably goes wrong. Okay. The therapist is never just going to automatically take your side. You know, a good therapist would be like, well, Bill is in the pool house all the time. Why do you think that is? This is my, why do you think Bill doesn't want to be inside? What's going on here? They're not just going to automatically say, you're right, Jennifer. Get another man. You know what you need? Another toilet in your house, Jen. Get another toilet. This one with a, with the inside of it, splashes down and stuff. You're

going home, baby. I know one therapist would be like that. And her name is Olivia Aiden MD. Okay. Okay. Olivia. I love. I'm gonna love therapist. And here's what you gotta MD okay Mother I'm a pissed and he is what you gotta do mother you guys take it to daddy Olivia's been reading so much about relationships online. She is gonna make an excellent therapist actually because she you can tell that she's been Googleing and I love it. I love that for her. She's an empath. I have a child with, listen, we're all put on our paths by some kind of trauma. Aren't we? I mean, this is not what life is.

You're shaped by your traumas. So I say go for it. Be the next doctor to you. I want to come back to this show in 70 years and see Olivia sitting there telling one of Gia's kids, like, listen, maybe she just have the man tell them what to do If they'll listen to the man more baby Just Olivia sagging in a giant chair. So

Bill is basically like no, I don't want to go to therapy because you're the one who has the complaints I'm fine. I've got nothing that I have to deal with. There's nothing on my mind. I have no repressed issues. Anyway, I'm gonna go to the pool house for five hours. See you later. Pretty much. She's like, some people may need it lifelong, but it is what it is.

And she's like, yeah, both of us don't try and make it work. It's not gonna work. And I agree. It's not. So what are you gonna do? I think he's a shithead. He needs to go to therapy. I mean, I know this is a hundred percent years and years ago, but that's not okay. Just completely ignoring your family and staying in the pool. No, people. Now would I do it? I sure would. I sure would do it. But that's why I didn't have

children. Okay. But you'd be open about it. You'd be like, I'm going to the pool house for three hours, because I can't stand all your fuggers. Okay, bye. I hate you, okay? You're literally spitting images of me and I hate you and your web toes. Get out of my house. Okay, if you won't get out of my house,

I'll get out of my house. Come on shoes, here comes one right now. Hi, I'm Michael Patrick King, host of the official Max Companion podcast. And just like that, the writer's room. Each episode, host of the official Max Companion Podcast, and just like that, the writers room. Each episode members of the writers room and I unpacked moments from season 2, sharing juicy details you can only hear from us.

Stream and just like that season 2 is starting June 22nd on Max, and listen to end just like that, the writers room on Max or wherever you get your podcasts. People by the way also forget Bill's first season. He was such a dick and he's done a really good job of like changing his, turning his image around of like, Hey, I'm just Bill Aiden. Bill Aiden just here. Fun neighborhood plastic surgeon, huh? But like he was like pretty controlling and he was pretty like emotionally unavailable

in that first season. And I don't think that that can go away so easily. So he needs to go to therapy. So now we go to Teresa at Coco Chateau. I just say Teresa parks like she pees. Or Teresa parks like me no peas. I mean, she's just like, someone needs to aim her. I've not seen Teresa ever park right.

She is triple parked. Yeah, she's a disaster. The true disaster. She's not good with cars. I need Benino to be there like. Alright, point out. Not that far. Not that far. Well, maybe Coco Shatto requested that she park over three spots. That way it looked like the place was busier. It's like, look, we got three customers. So yeah, they're all shopping for wedding dresses again, but this is Bridesmaid's dresses

or whatever for the girls. Yeah, and the girls just got back from, well, Melania just got back from the Bahamas because she was seeing Joe, because he has Joe is down there. And then the girls are changing and Teresa is like upset because she never gets to see Gabriella or Adriana naked and she's like,

yeah, I stare at my daughters and like, Adriana, I stare at the most and she's like, why you look at me and I'm like, I pushed you out of my chocolina and like, if I want to stare at you, I can stare at you. Bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling. She's saying, I just can't stop. Tell me when you're in your room. Bling, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, b away from our mics and her high voice. So don't forget, move away from your mic. I just moved away from my mic.

My turn. I did it all over here. I was coughing. I didn't see it. Listen, it's really my turn. I don't want to. It screams it into my wall. My door.

I made it. It's my door days. So they come up and she's like, oh, I mean she's like so beautiful And she's like should I show dad addresses he's calling me. Hey, hey, dad You want to see your beautiful daughters look at us dad and he's like, hey, hey, Malaya Hey, so what would you do? What are you gonna do? Look, you're so fucking grown up right now But what are you gonna do about it? Yeah, Yeah, I didn't know what, when you left, I was like, what am I gonna do with myself?

I was like, what am I gonna do? I don't know what to do. What the fuck am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? You know, not gonna, not gonna buy to US when you can do, you know? So then, search research is like, yeah, she was saying that this is like a best trip ever. And like, Joe, you know what I told her this morning?

I said, I'm gonna keep praying that um, um, like one day like You can come back to New Jersey And he's like, oh, you know, uh, I'm so glad that you's happy and I appreciate what you's doing for my kids And everyone deserves to be happy, right? So as long as you was happy that said who cares like what cares? Like what the fuck do I, and by the way, they show Joe. Joe is not like looking into the cameras, looking at, looking at his family and being like,

guys, I love you. Thank you. He's literally got it held down to his waist and he's walking around the house like. Yeah, yeah, I can't wait to get back to you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, Anyways, what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? So I

sound like I don't know how we can continue on relationships. Like I know that anyway, so our daughter is happening and he's always gonna be in my life supplying me with wholesale vibrators to sell on Instagram. So you know what? I still love the map. What can I say? My daughter! Yeah and then they hang up and treat us like, well, ghost, now you can get out the dresses. Connect them. You're in the dresses. It's going to be the big day because I'm getting mad. We're okay.

Yes, we were aware. We're aware. So then we go to Lefka's restaurant with Marge Lexi in their arms. And not the point's guy. And not the point's guy. We find out that Lexi's mom is Ingrid. And Lexi's like, oh my, she's so beautiful in here. And she's like Ingrid's like, well, I love this place. It's so cute.

And Marge's like, oh, you know what? Ingrid Nino was so happy to see you. So he's always wondering where his mom's strange accent came from. And finally, he'd get the origin story. At least from half of it. Because the other half came from me. We both know it. OK.

Ingrid is the ultimate mother and grandmother. She lives outside Manchester. And she's been jetting in to help with Nino. Because Baxie's separated. And she always comes to say the guest house and we're just all family here. Okay. And Ingrid's like, oh thank God she's got you in Joe. And Marcy and you're like, he was the roast by the way.

Thank you. He's wherever he wants to. I'll tell you that much. No matter how many times you tell him, point down. Oh, speaking of which, Lexi, the points guy did call for you. Hey, by the way, you know, it's so chaotic, it's so chaotic, but I love it. It's just like Joe and I there, and then you can save money, then you can buy a new house someday, you know, and Lexi goes, you know what? It's a shit situation, but to be done with your marriage, but yeah, well, something came out of it so special and the way George with him It's like a little good for him. So I'm happy

It was good for him too. It's good for him. You know what I tell Joe I say you know what you need to look in the mirror once in a while because there's a child in this house dressed better than you know Okay, so hopefully you know can start hopping and pick out shirts too because I'm over it. I've had it. Okay Margaret then orders an unsweetened iced tea which is a little off her brand that she's been building for two seasons. I was a little upset like where's the ice coffee with this niggas creamer. Okay. And Margaret's just talking about how she wanted like to move in with her because she needs to be surrounded with people right now. And like she's like, yeah, it's so grateful for you because when we were married, for years, it was like we were separated for the whole of COVID and you know, we thought we'd get back together

a few times, but we couldn't. So, yeah, basically, there's our talking about like, Heather and the, they're in each other's lives. They start crying, yeah. They start crying about how good friends, how good of friends they are. They've been together forever. And Lexi's been there through Marge's divorce and Lexi put together

Marge's son's part, Mitzfah. And I mean, she put together my son's part, Mitzfah, she was there during my divorce. You know, she even drove the car while I egged Ziggy Flick his house. I mean, she just does everything for me. You knew me two faces, Sikhal. I was thinking-chown.

So, uh, Marge is like, we're soulmates. I mean, we don't fuck. But, you know what? I love big, and I adopt you when I adopt you. And it's like raising my step-kids since I'm 24, like they're my children. No matter how many times, no matter how many times I'm screwed up, uh, I'm gonna state this way. I'm gonna state this way.

Okay, who wants to talk about the goog as I'll start? Wow, we have such a good family dynamic. Too bad I don't know. I love this. I love that she's like crying and having this. Like, look at me, I'm such a good person. I brace my stepchildren, even though they're not my own. Alright, let's talk shit about other people

who are terrible families, even though they're related. We're better families than we barely know each other. Like, you're literally a paid sister and we're better family than Melissa Theresa. I mean, what pigs? Am I right? Oh, thank you. Do you have any Snickers creamer for this tea?

Okay. I didn't want it sweetened with sugar. I didn't say I didn't want it. Sugar was Snickers. Snickers in the tea, it's my new thing, okay? So, my- Pull out the Snickers from your purse. Ma, I'm just gonna, you have a lighter.

I'm just gonna melt it into the tea. I'm not the way to not come in getting constipated. Did you make a snickers by a salad, Mar? I told you not to do that. So Marge scene was like, I can't understand why Teresa is so nasty to listen to NGEL. I mean, they have family, it's unthinkable.

And Marge was like, well, yes, because she thinks that they mistreat her. It's ridiculous, both idiots, you know what I'm saying? And basically, Lexi makes some joke by how they should offer family coaching. And like, yeah, I don't think so. I don't think anyone in the show is qualified for that. I don't think, yeah, nobody here,

nobody here needs to be coaching anybody. Okay. Yeah. So, Melissa, we got a Melissa's house. Antonia, she's trying to do her Theresa thing. You know when she tries to do her Theresa squeal, she's like, Antonia, come here! I just got a letter from the Supreme Thandian. I was like, my God, is she still?

How can you say you hate somebody so much when doing in a impersonation of them on TV for so many years? Yeah, so Antonia made the honor roll, which is great. And Melissa is just blown away specifically because the superintendant wrote Antonia. Someone's gonna have to tell Melissa about the ability to do for matters.

There is such a thing as a form letter. You know, it's just like, oh my god. The superintendent wrote to Antonia and no one else. Look, there's his signature. There it is. In the same color as all the text. Look at it. And wow, I'm amazing.

I was signature as the same font as the rest of the text. Wow, what an honor. My god, his cursive is so good. It's not cursive at all. It's written like it's tight. signature is the same font as the rest of the text. Wow, what an honor. My God, his cursive is so good. It's not cursive at all. It's written like it's tight. That's amazing. Amazing work.

It's such good handwriting. But it is great. It is great you got the honor roll. So Melissa saying that like, you know, she's a good kid. And I love when she gets in the honor roll, Joe Gloria goes, Hey, it takes after me, huh?

I was like, that kid takes after and either, what to do. Thank the Lord, okay. Just because he once honored a dinner roll once by masturbating into it, does not mean it's not the same as being on the honor roll. So Hong Kong, it's a Porsche, Fran Tonya.

It is extremely difficult to not hate her right now. But I'm gonna remind myself that everybody's at a different level and that's cool. You know, I'm like, sure, you know, maybe I could have done stuff that would have been worth the $90,000 car. I can't name any of them right now, but you know, I'm really happy for her. I'm happy for her. I'm happy for her. I'm happy for her to understand what it's like to lose $90,000 at a young age when she inevitably

gets into a fender bender on the highway. I think she did. Did she already get in trouble and her mom took her car away or something like that. But I actually do feel kind of bad for her because it's a Porsche which is really cool, but you have to plan on George and Melissa. Joe and Melissa paying those bills and not having it repossessed. And if anybody follows blogs, I don't know. I'm scared for you kid. Enjoy the ride. Yeah.

Yeah. Enjoy the ride and then enjoy your next car, which will be a Toyota Corolla from 2016. That happened to me. I crashed my first car. My dad gave me his car and I crashed it. I was doing food delivery service. It was like the original Dordash in like the 9-Dord Crash. Yeah, a Dord Crash.

And it was like the first restaurant delivery service they would call us and we'd go pick up what they wanted and bring it to them. And so I was outside Pelicans, the really classy seafood restaurant and I'll pass it. And I guess I left the car in neutral, but first thing, I guess I didn't put it in park. I don't know what happened, but I'm going in and then I just hear crash and I turn around and it had rolled into a very busy street and crashed. Oh my God. Somebody told me that somebody ran out of my car because you know I did keep it going because I was just running in and getting food, but then

Everyone else was like no, you're an idiot and you didn't put it in park and I still don't know what happened But I do know that after that guess what I got a Dolekin All I could get from the junkyard with the money that I got from that car being total I got $600 and I got a got from that car being total, they got $600 and I got a white dots in that made jingling sounds as it drove down the street. And it's something dragged and my mom would let me park in front of her house. I'd park down the street.

With your shame, dots in my shame, dots in. So in other words, take care of that car. Don't live like a Ron Girl, I'm telling you 11 years in and still pulling out the most amazing stories. It's like There's always something else that just comes trickling out. It's amazing the car Just looking at dot sins. I was just looking them up the other day I was like God that would be fun to like have a dots in, but like really appreciate what I had because there was a piece of junk from the junkyard, but they could look really cool.

And then I was looking at refurbished dots in. And they look so bad ass. I would do that now. It'd be like the old guy driving around town and a dots in like, but yeah, I'm in a dots in. You're like, right, Ian, you can pierce your ear, start a cover band. So I do know five chords on the piano. Watch out, man. You can pierce your ear, start a cover band. So, I do know five chords on the piano.

Watch out, bitch. I feel like you could actually have a very successful midlife crisis, right? I feel like midlife crisis is like, no, because a midlife crisis mainly affects your like, you know, it's like if you got like a wife and kids and feel like, but you know, you're single. So you can do what you want, you know?

Like, I have to call them regular crisis, right? I have them every five years. Your crisis is just like, you know, just your, it's just, it's your vibe for today, you know? Right. I was like, Christy said up, you know? Thank you, I'm like,

to, I'm like, to, meanwhile, there's like lots of people whose lives have been totally impacted by middle-of-crisis who were like, fuck you, man No fuck that and fuck you if you if you look at midlife crisis is like that too And I mean that is a gentle fuck you but you know, it's a crisis That's midlife isn't the worst crisis we can suffer, okay? We're lucky to be alive and still so go party it up, okay?

It's not bitching about it. You're not. You're never gonna be younger than you are right now. When I said that, I was younger than I am right now. I'm an old fuck compared to the person I was who said that 10 seconds ago. So stop your bitching and get outside. Your knees are gonna go bad. Okay, I like it. I feel like you're almost doing the lyrics of a pink song.

So get your knees on up and go outside cause let's pa ha ha ha tea. Cause let's paw her tea. Cause this is Isanta Krahigh's sis. This is a- Do it now, cause your knees go bad. This just in Ronnie is taking aerialist courses. So next weekend down hall, you'll just be spinning, spinning from the roof.

You're like, I'm pink now. Okay, so she got a car. We're all super excited for her. And Melissa, so then they go inside to talk shit about Teresa, right? Yeah. So Melissa's like, well, we went to this farm in Ireland.

It was so authentic, Joe. I mean, it was weird. It was just like emotional. You know, when I told you what happened with Antonia. That was one of Teresa's lowest lows. Which he mentioned that Antonia didn't go to a sweet 16. Okay, mom, that's not really a low blow. It's like Teresa has low blows.

That was, is that lower than the blow one? Teresa, like, basically told a guy to basically tell Kim D that you were a stripper somewhere. I feel like that was probably the lowest blow. Yeah, yeah. She's done worse. Yeah, I'm sticking up for Teresa. I'm just saying.

Oh yeah, in a list of crimes, that's not a huge one. Yeah, not huge. So, Melissa's like, so then there was this part where we go into, there was like a wall, we had to paint things in tribute to the bride, so I painted the four of you guys. Like as it tribute to like your family, and then I was just like sobbing, and I I sobbed and I sobbed mainly because I was like

I can't believe I came all the way to Ireland to jump into a pile of shit But then after I stopped sobbing about that I was still kind of crying and I just you know what I gave up I gave up and you know, I don't even want to argue with her anymore I just want to stay on the opposite end of the room and Just like again, you know what? I don't want you to got to prove yourself to her no more. Yeah, that's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. Trying to prove to her like, you made a ping a ping for my sister. And she didn't do nothing for you.

And Melissa's like, and the bridal showers this weekend. And he's like, bridal shower. Like he's never heard of a fine. I never heard before this. So she's like, yeah, I'm trying to do everything in my power to keep it peaceful, which is why I'm going to tell my husband that his sister attacks my daughter and that she made me feel like total crap the entire weekend. But we're just, you know what? We're gonna go to the wedding.

We'll have the kids at the wedding. Joe will be at the wedding. Joe will get drunk. Joe will try to make out with a plant in the corner. We just want normal sea. And then that's it. And then she's off the ride. And it took her 18 years to say, now, it did not. Your whole entire first few years on this, she's been on this show for a long ass time. And their whole all until Teresa went to jail.

It was Melissa versus Teresa, that whole time. They were never trying to be friends. They were never trying anything. It wasn't until Teresa was going to jail that they were like, well, are we gonna stay on TV while Teresa's in jail? And then everybody suddenly got nice with each other for a couple of seasons.

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like, could you be more specific? Everyone here is named Frank. We've got two shows. So it's gonna be a fucking tape, but she's subscribed. Okay, we have a waiting list here. Let's see. Frank, Frank, Joe, Antony, Frank, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Antony, Joe, Joe, Joe, Nick, Nico, Joe, Joe, Antony, Frank.

Any of those yours? So of course there's no one in this restaurant. So Dolores is telling us, Frank has always been such a big part of my life and the last thing I want to do is have a sit down about feelings. But Paulie thinks it's a good idea and then we cut to Paulie going, maybe I need to sit down and have an in-depth conversation

about your feelings. Well, this is not how we do things. It's never how we do things. Here's what we do. We walk from the kitchen to the living room and back to the kitchen, and if there's a motorcycle in the living room, we walk around it and say to ourselves, God, I fucking hate that motorcycle, but we never say anything beyond that. If I try and go upstairs and there's no railing on the stairs,

I think Joe forgot, Frank forgot. If I try and go up the stairs, there's no railing on the stairs the next day, I know Frank has feelings. Okay. So what I do is I leave the milk out on the counter, so he knows I love him. When he comes, then he's ready to open it, drink it down Boom, that's how we get things done. This is goddamn new Jersey go up there go up the stairway once no railing

Shame on you go up the rip go up the stairway twice no railing Shame on me because I have a feeling about something and I never should have had a feeling in the first place So Frank shows up on a hog and and never should have had a feeling in the first place. So Frank shows up on a hog and he comes in in like a leather vest. She comes in like a cool, you know, his muscle pain. Sleepless. Yeah. Thor's goes, what are you, one of the village people?

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. She goes, I mean, I don't even think we told the kids we were divorced. One take, Abby came in and said, why isn't Daddy living here? I said, how did you notice? She said it's week three without railings on the stairs. Because no one's been spilling pasta on the floor. So Frank takes off his vest to reveal an even skimpy little tank top.

They're like a restaurant. And he's in his like workout tank. So it's a nice restaurant too, right? It has like a table lights on it. Yeah, it had nice table lights. And Frank is there in this spaghetti strap tank top. So, and she goes, this is how we touch when I motorcycle to law.

And she starts bogging. She's like doing the boat moves. Nah, come on, this is me being tough to law Okay, I'm gonna order for him. He's gonna have the angry chicken palm It's just a chicken palm that goes the law. Why don't you eat me anymore? He's like we got so much to catch up on the law, okay? And normally we don't have to catch up because we're talking every day, all right? But now we got to catch up.

The one that I talked to the law, huh? I know. Well, you know what? Guess what? Frankie's got a dream job. He says, listen, we're gonna be celebrating. And I say, okay, and he says, I wanna take a dinner. And I says, okay, and he says, I'm gonna talk to Gabby

and then I say, what about mommy? And he says, well, I'm afraid he has mommy because he can feel bad because boy has to come. Hey, you see what's going out of the water. It's crazy. So listen, Paulie will be coming to that and he goes, no, boy, he can't come. It's a lot of family to more. It's a four of us.

What happened? Why didn't it be our family? Hold on. Let me get the waitress. Hi, could I add on to my order? I would like a, you're really pissing me off now chicken palm as well. We don't talk about feelings, we just express them through our ordering.

Yeah, can I have a refill of, I've almost had enough of your shit. Okay, that would be great. Thank you. I'm parched. So Frank's like in the past, it would be the four of us. And she's like, Frank, it would be the four of us, because we weren't in serious relationships Frank, okay?

He's like what happened to a family the Fucking gall that that takes for Frank to actually ask that question you cheated multiple fucking times You were semi abusive from the story she's told you were at the very least emotionally abusive Sounds like it almost got physical because you broke fucking furniture when you got mad. You were a crooked. You were a crooked. And order your angry chicken and wonder where it all went wrong. You were a crooked lawyer. And yes, and you were a good lawyer and couldn't provide that a family. Yeah. Yeah. You funneled money out of account that were clients of yours. You couldn't be a lawyer. And then some debtor smacked your knees

in a few years ago when you didn't pay off your, your Gorgadets or whatever the fuck you two have going on. Allegedly. So quiet down over there, angry farm. Okay. So I was like, well, our family can grow and other people are accepted. It was, well, sometimes I just want to be us.

So then he starts saying about like how, like, you know, then to add on to what you're saying, to call it up even further to raise the goal, he goes, Paulie and Brittany didn't get our children to where they are right now. Dolores and I did. I was like Dolores did. You're literally on a boat with ladies.

You, yeah, part of it. You're on a boat down the shore. So shut the fuck up. And she's like, well, you know, anybody who saw the way the way that we're close would question it. Like anybody that we're dating would be like, what the fuck's going on with their relationship? And he's like, but then you said him straight.

And she's like, no, Frank, okay, I gotta say you Frank, that's you straight, that's the guy in my life Frank. And she's like, no, Frank, okay, I gotta set you Frank. That's you straight. That's the guy in my life, Frank. And she's like, listen, and it's not even about Paulie. I have a problem with this Frank. Okay, this is me. And he's like, nah, I'm thinking of the back of my head.

He's intimidated by me. He's not intimidated by you. Okay, have you seen how small his t-shirts are? He's not someone who's scared of way other people think about him., Frank is like, well, if you say so, I know so. All Pauli cares about is my relationship with him, not his relationship with you. He's, you know what he orders at the restaurant? And I don't give a fuck with chicken palm. That's his favorite order, okay? He's giving me what I want. I mean, give him what you, what he wants. He's giving me what I want. I mean giving what you what he wants quite done over the apple martini

Okay, no no one's afraid of you And that's how he starts crying. He's like yeah But every time I got something good. I wanted to look at hell. I would talk to my mom But my mom's not here, so I want to call the law and I can't just go to law I'm emotional to law look at him this time. Sorry. I get emotional. I get emotional. She goes Okay, go to the bathroom. Okay. I don't want to see this.

I'm very ridiculous. Get, why don't you order some pussy fries on the way there? Okay. Oh, excuse me, waiter. Can I get some, put on your big boy pants and get out with your fucking life already. You dress like a village person ordering apple martinis and your purple.

Okay. Is that too long? Is that the salad? Is that the salad? Get a brink of salad. You address like a village person ordering apple martinis and your purple, okay? Yeah, so basically she's like I'm establishing boundaries, you know, and so that's all it's all good at the end And he's like well, I've got an extra helmet. You want to ride home? She's like Frank. I Already need a helmet when I go up and down the stairs. I'm not getting any motorcycle. I Want to know what happened with Frankie and Louis because was a dream job. Louis and then he got a dream job. Fish. She's someone on the internet tell us please So then we visit only fans because if by the way, Franky's dream job is only fans. I think it's our duty to support him Make sure you work. You see it is fully intact yeah I would 100% support him yeah I'd have a whole patreon dedicated to recapping his only fans like today that was a new award

for you to your blue dang dinged his blowjob dinged And then he used a rubber hose on himself. And it was the most amazing thing I've ever seen. 30 and a half stars. Yeah, yeah, we'll keep everyone updated on that, Tyre. So now with, hey, it's time for the bridal shower. So people show it up. We got Jen and Olivia. Olivia has, I love when Olivia gets to play likes,

we're like dressed up. She's like a real woman, you know? And she like shows up with her purse, she does that little walk that she does, like, I'm a lady though. I'm going to a prayer show and I got a bag, mama. Oh yeah, she goes into the full, she goes into the full character mode and every once she talks to you, she's like, hello. Hello. Hello. It's me. That's my favorite. She's like, hello. Hello. Hello. She's me.

That's my favorite. She's so funny. She's like, my lady. And Jen's so excited. She's like, I'm the best bride's maid to have. That's minute. No bad season. The bride of party.

We're all in a chosen family. And we're here to celebrate her to the moon and back. Even though I was just asked about 72 hours ago to be here I don't care who doesn't love it surprise I'll share to you that's why I was surprised when I was asked to be here but I'm so glad Hey mom hey I want to introduce you to someone this is Rosanna she's Teresa's best friend and this is also I want to introduce to this person This is also Rosanna she's someone else to reason us. Oh, and here's her trainer. That's also Rosanna.

Everyone's name Rosanna here. She. So, um, and let's see. We got an amazing scene. The wedding dinner. So, I believe, oh God, the car with her. The car.

Oh, this is it. This is so good. This is like, girls and girls. Any of them leave this next time. Oh my God. I can't believe it. I'm excited. This is like Yes, we can because that's your every day should change as her phone ringer. I'm getting married next Saturday tomorrow I'm getting married next Saturday five days left tomorrow four days left So yes, what her plans are for the week to buy them more clothes because they have a wedding dinner I'm like my god

What is this lady gonna do when there's not a wedding to fill the days anymore? Literally every day. She's had to go buy something for this wedding. Yeah, it's always clothes Yep, so they're gonna go to Afra in New York City as like a pre-wedding dinner on Thursday and Melania wants to bring a day Patrice is like no, so Louis calls like Hey, babe. Hey, hey, how you doing? Everything okay? Okay, okay, yeah, I'm driving. Okay cool. Um listen So I'm gonna send out a text for next Thursday night. Huh? So whom I can send it to? Dolores plus one, Margaret plus one, Jackie plus one, Rosanna plus one, Rosanna plus one, Rosanna plus one, Rosanna plus one, etc. For about 15 more names.

Uh, everyone except for Melissa and Joe, right? And she says, uh, you know the cameras on my film and right. Oh, oh shit. Oh shit. Okay. Oh, oh, oh. So she's like, all right, it's all anyway. It's really awkward and quiet because they've totally just been caught and she is smiling

like these people What season is this, you know and true he's like I mean so anyway, no, they're buying it they're about it I'm gonna want to go why she's cuz you know want when you upset you can't just invite some people in Not that I was right because like when you, that takes more energy than when you're not upset. Right. Teresa, her face at the beginning scene was just like full of smile, she was so excited. And now she's just looking so dumb.

She's like, I gotta invite my fucking brother. And that skank to my dinner, the one event I was gonna have without them, I wasn't gonna tell them anything. She's so mad. She's so mad. She just totally got caught on camera. So funny.

And she goes, I'm a ranger, don't worry, because there's always a lion to end a rainbow. And they're like, what? And they're honest in the back. She's like, it's a light's a light at the end of the kind of my Now I got to stop looking for pots of gold outside of the Holland tunnel. Thanks So it's the shout back to the shower Melissa arrives and she's talking to a sister-in-law guest. Oh, sister-in-law Jen And we've really really doing good here guys. She just thinks she's having brunch with the girls. Yeah, they really could have given her an excuse

and Teresa is too dumb to pick up on anything. It's like Teresa, we wanna send you to this banquet facility because you've been selected for NASA training and that's where they're doing it. Okay. So, um, so Melissa's like, wow, I mean, her new sister in law seems like lovely and everything and I'm really happy for her

and I want that for her too, but I just don't understand why Teresa feels like it's got to be dim or me. Like to me, it's just like, ha, I replaced you guys and I have some more family, so bye. You hate each other, shut up and stop trying to pretend you're a victim and everything. You hate her. Yeah, I think that like, yeah, Melissa is conflicted. Like I, I remain on Melissa's side, but she does have to ultimately choose a lane of like your upset because you're not being treated properly or your're upset that you're trying to make all these efforts

when Teresa's being an asshole. And I think that's her stronger case, the latter one. That Teresa's being an asshole and that like she's somehow getting away with it. But like you can't do like, you can't say that you're so over Teresa and then complain when Teresa seems to like someone else more than you.

But just can't just shut up. Not you, just all of you. Just shut up despite so old and exhausted. I would rather hear about Fezler getting fucking slammed by Tony soprano. Well, it's funny you should say that because I got slammed by Tony soprano and I have a 20 hour story about it. So then we see Rachel and whatever.

People are coming, MJ goes, I gotta go say hi tonight. So she does She knows actually Darby. Did you know that's actually Darby's in my house? That's it Melissa is like just your mom know about this big surprise and she goes she's so gullible. She can't guess anything True, so yeah, so people show up, more people are showing up and everything. And then Rachel, yes, Danielle and Rachel, all the cast sort of like gather in the center

to have like their scene and everything. And so, you know, someone's like, hi, how's everyone doing? And like it's like silence and awkward. So then Rachel's like, so is everyone jet lagged? Is everyone jet lagged? Daniel's like, yeah, I'm over it. I'm doing okay right now,

but it was a good time in Ireland. It was a good time, even though I hated it. And I was traumatized and I was the person who was beat up on the most. I am a list of guests, but you know something, it's just something seem off with you. Really, Melissa?

Did something seem off with the really Melissa did something seem off with her. You were revig her up the whole fucking trip. It's like oh so got didn't she wasn't she the one who told. I'm about to go into my brains about to get scrambled. It's like isn't Melissa the one who told Danielle that Jen said that Danielle heard that oh my god I'm gonna be I'm gonna have an aneurysm by the end of the season okay but I know you started something Melissa so don't sit there being like oh my god it just seemed like something was off with you I just couldn't I can't get what it is so either way Danielle's like yeah, I was off there. There's another way few things But you know why I was in it, but I was like oh so Dolores like well, you know what she wears her hot on her sleeve

Her very tacky sleeve and you know if she's not in a good mood she'll let you know you'll see it And it's like that's just like Joe if he's in a bad mood God he adjaculates everywhere So Marge comes in and she's like, Oh, hello everybody. Hello, hello, even you, Danielle. And she goes, she's like, are we recovered? Look at me, I'm in nude. I look so good in the nude.

And then, because Danielle, though, Diary, we're going, ha ha ha ha. She's like mad that Marge is being plighted to her. Danielle is a sort of person that if March ignores her, she's like, oh, okay, you can't even say hi to me, but then if Margaret does say hi to her, she's like, oh, okay, so you're gonna be fake. Yeah, so winning with that one.

So Melissa is saying how it's like sad because she hates having to be on eggshells for this event. So then Daniel tells us that basically since they're on Teresa's turf with Teresa's family and friends and Melissa's already feeling vulnerable in some sort of way that she doesn't want to use this as an opportunity to tell Melissa about everything with like Laura and the rumors. To which I say Danielle, you were failing at your job.

This is exactly what you're doing. They're doing clock in. You're not hearing fucking cake and get anitat to, you're a lady. So then back in Teresa's car, Teresa, who's just going to a normal average lunch with her children and doesn't know anything is going on at all, because.

Oh my God, there's only one more exit. Yeah. We got off the exit. Yeah. Unless this is just how she drives the highways, which case, God, I feel bad for those kids. So Teresa, they all gather and Teresa walks in. It's like, surprise.

Everyone cheers, but Melissa said. Melissa's giving pitiful looks like, God, I just wish when they have everybody cheered from Teresa, they realize that they're not cheering for me and Joe. I think that's pretty accurate. So Teresa's like, wow, it's so special to have this room full of women celebrating me and like, I had no idea. Like, didn't I even have to do this? They definitely did not have to do this.

Even though I did maybe text Jennifer like 10 times being like, are you doing a part of shower? Because I'd like to do it on Thursday, please. Thank you very much So they all sit down and Laura's gen and did y'all are talking to Laura's is like so how are you since Ireland? Check out five that was that to Ireland is the one person and I came back a different person Let's just put it like that. All right. I was one person then I was a different person So and to l lawyer goes, good. He's like, yeah, well, you know, it's like my eyes are wide open now.

Okay, I'm gonna pick and choose my battles, you know, I know what they stand for and I'm good. I'm good. Well, that's what comes with age and experience, okay? Unless you're frank and you get a sleeveless motorcycle jacket. You know, a motorcycle bigger than a boat. You know, there's something that comes, it comes with being older and wiser,

because when you're young, you go up to a fox and a block and you try to pat and you get bitten, get rabies, but when you're older and you wiser, you stay away from it and you tell all your friends, guess where? There was a fox in the black, baby. Now listen, I love your youth and your legs and your tie that's however, I would not wanna go through youth again. I'm glad it's done.

And so Rachel comes over and Danielle's just like, ah, Jesus. So she's like, you know, how can I try to talk, take these people with Rachel if they come? Cause there's two Rachel's, all right? She can be so nice and sweet and then boom, it's nice and it's not nice.

And then, you know, it's like, oh, you don't want to be there when she's not nice. Wait, I love that they actually showed the clip of Dan Yal being like, how's everybody doing today? Oh, yeah, you want to be the mean, you're not the fun. Flaming on the table. Yeah, those two sides of Rachel, when she's nice, because you guys are having a nice conversation, or when she is mean, because you've just called her a rat. Those two sides, wow, you never know which one you're going to get except for the fact that you're the one who controls the

entire vibe of the conversation. So Fessler comes to the table and she's like, oh, hey, could you pass me the calamari and the land and the hang, I'm in the meatballs and the pizza, the bread and the garlic, the things, everything, I need it all. And then Jen says that she's, I'm doing the no-mush, I'm doing baby, I'm having a whiskey right now. And Danielle says, oh, I don't give it to Rachel,

because she'll come for me. So Rachel's like, oh God. Rachel's like, you can only push someone so much before they poke back, okay? But I want to move on with Danielle, okay, I don't want this to be a thing I like let's put on our big girl panties. Let's eat the big girl panties Parmesan, okay, and let's carry on from here So Teresa Teresa

I'm so surprised that my girls planned this. Oh my god. Thank you. God. All right. Thank you. Um, my sister and I's over there, not Melissa, but the other ones. Uh, and Rosanna, because my best friend Rosanna, she's always there for me. All right. Because like one Joe left and I could never smile again. Rosanna made me laugh so hard. So Lisa Nicole. god if it wasn't for Danny I never would have met Louis And she's like oh that bus boy over there Earlier I was like oh my god. I'm so thirsty and he gave me some water. Thank you guys for going over there Tadina and acutely we have actually, but she sent me a letter the other day. Well, actually it's more like,

her male came to my place by accident, and like, if that hadn't happened, then Louis and I would not have been like, look at this male, and then we kissed. So like, Dina and Yak Lutti, wherever you are, thank you so much. And she just goes on and on, thinking literally everybody.

It's like, it's like, reading the credits at the end of the movie. It's literally everybody. It was like, hilarious, blanking it's like, reading the credits at the end of the movie. It's literally everybody. It was like, it was like, you're sweating. I want to say I want to thank the grip. Yeah, totally. And she skips Melissa, of course. And Marjord is like, can she not say I'm glad my sister-in-law is here and we're moving on. I mean, it feels very intentional. And if I was Melissa, I'd feel not very wanted. Well, guess what? She's not

very wanted. And Frank Lane, either of you, Teresa does a one either of you assholes here guess what? She's not very wanted. And Franklin, neither are you. Theresa does a one-eyeder of you assholes here. Okay, she's inviting you because you're on TV. But then again, Theresa is a Killy's Hill, is that she always talks about family and loyalty, family and loyalty, and then she's so not about that. So I watch all of these movies where they, you know those are my favorite kinds of movies.

Like I love some mob movies and stuff. I'm not saying they're the mob. Okay, don't everybody get mad at me. But that is where you hear that type of rhetoric, right? Where they're like, it's all about family here, loyalty, spoiler alert. They're all dead at the end. Yeah. Okay, every one of them.

Exactly. So then Teresa's trainer, Nicole Greco-Pipas. She goes up to Melissa, because Melissa, I feel so bad for you. I really fucking do. I mean, you gotta mention your sister-in-law. I don't know. And Jackie's like, yeah, I thought that wasn't, I thought about that too, but I don't think it was intentional.

I mean, look, look, it's just terrible what you had to go through Melissa. She's like, you know, it's okay. I don't even look for it, and I don't deserve it. It's fine It's fine, but thank you for the yeah I'm a you know what I say to why I say this is gonna stop cuz you're a little one brother She's like why I say that too all the time and I'm not you know look I'm not like that you know why cuz I'm a fucking satch

Satch what a satch. Like satch, what does satch mean? Satcheterious. You know, satcheterious, right? Everyone knows. Satcheterious. I'm a satcheterious again. So then, um, Jen turns on the Turkish part of the bridal sour, which doesn't really make a lot of sense, but she brings out like a big pillow with candles

and all this stuff on it, like Hannah, and then starts doing like Turkish yells and stuff. Oh, and the classic traditional Turkish refrain of, get tricky with it baby. Yeah, and Daniel's like, oh my God, I love all this. That, that, that, that, that, that, oh my God, I love all this. That's it. Oh my god. So over the top and big.

It's my sort of thing. And Teresa's like, yeah, that's why I love Jansk. She's here to celebrate with me and have fun. And that's what's right. Make sure to all they should be happy and not be complaining. No, that's the most I've got. That's the most I've got. Yeah.

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