Watch What Crappens - RHONJ: Her Cup Runneth Over

Episode Date: April 6, 2023

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I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today on this wonderful wonderful day is the one and only mr. Ronnie Caram Hi Ronnie. How are you? Hello Hello Oh my god, you're my tongue What did you do to your tongue? Ronnie's tongue is bright yellow right now. It's good. I'm embarrassing. I was making What is it called the white stuff the white vegetable that's like broccoli, cauliflower.

I was making cauliflower with turmeric, and I tasted one to make sure it tasted good. And now look, I've stayed my time. So I've got my... Was it raw turmeric that you just had? Did you add? What? How's it that yellow? I coated it in turmeric.

Turmeric stains everything. Even when it was cooked, wait, did you eat it when it was cooked or even when it but like it was cooked Wait, did you eat it when it was cooked or did you eat it when it was raw? I ate it when it was cooked But I tossed the it was yellow. Let me know you toss the cauliflower and turmeric. Yeah, that was Oh, you didn't see you toss it You're tossing I could do it was still yellow Oh, oh, I think that you tossed the cooked cauliflower in raw turmeric

No, no, no, before I could but still it was a lot of turmeric apparently because I've got yellow tongue So sorry everybody, but that's what you're getting today for two recaps today. You're gonna get that Yeah, today is a real housewives of New Jersey And we are on crap in on demand, which means if you go to patreon support us there on the crap is on demand level You get to watch us record this video, you get to see Ronnie's big yellow tongue. It's a big yellow taxi, but in tongue form. And you also get access to where we definitely is definitely given people rides in the past.

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It's a kite. So that being said, less dive in to Real Housewives of New Jersey, shall we? Shall we do that? What a crazy week it's been for Real Housewives of New Jersey. My goodness. You know, both on the show, we love making fun of this show because it's ridiculous. So that's been really fun. But then all the pizza drama off the show, have you been reading all the pizza drama been? You know, I tried to find, I tried to read about the pizza drama last night when I was watching this tale of about Dina and Teresa or Louis and, and Dave, Dina's husband. And I was like, what is, what's their pizza drama?

And I did some googling and I couldn't actually find anything noteworthy that just it's at all kept repeating the same stuff. So what did you find? Well, they shouldn't be calling this pizza gate first of all. First of all, because everybody is going to start Googling pizza gate and become Q heads. Okay, they're going to be Q and non-crazy. So you're in the ass. I did call you crazy. You fucking Q. Yes. Okay. That's fair. That's fair thing to say. There is like they're going to re-ignite that from New Jersey, which is hilarious if it just re-ignites from New Jersey because it shows so silly. But anyway, they call it Pizza Gates, so don't

Google it. You're going to find that a lot more than you really wanted to. So one of it is one of these blind item things from your mom's are watching that's talking more about the drama. Basically it's saying that the Melissa Jo's wife, Nese's husband, her nephew by marriage had a contact with a manufacturer in China. So Louis and Joe agreed to go through Melissa's nephew to set up the purchase of the pizza ovens. And Joe thought it was important to purchase around 10,000 ovens, but Louis wanted to start smaller.

They agreed upon purchasing one container full of ovens, which would amount to 2266 ovens. Each oven would cost around $46, and there would be an additional 3,750 cost for a safety certificate. So the total cost for the first container of ovens would be $104,800 and 50. I'm sorry. It'll be from the50. I'm sorry, this is from, this is from, where are you reading this from? Your moms are watching. Oh, your moms are watching.

It's like a blind item thing. So basically, let's get past the math here. Joe agreed being on a train going north at 66 miles, I'm just kidding. Joe agreed knowing he would have to put up additional expenses to get the business off the ground because Louis insisted on paying Joe. Okay. So we know this is automatic. You already know who this is coming from, right? Joe because it's saying, okay. Well, he let Louis pay because he was going to pay something later. So I already

don't believe this shit. So then there's this lady named Chrissy Balls. Oh, and I really like her. She's got purple hair. And I think this was a TikTok, but you can find her on the, um, on the Twitter at Chrissy Balls. And she does a video where she shows the pizza oven. Skinny Italian electric pizza oven is for sale for 139.99 somewhere. I don't know where it's supposed to be for sale. And we see the photo shoot. You see the photo shoot pictures of Theresa and the girls. So the girls really did do this photo shoot. They really did change

the name of this company to skinny pizza ovens or whatever the hell it is. And I just find it so interesting because I still don't understand the point. How did they lose the $250,000 then if they've got all these ovens to say skinny bitch on them or whatever they say? No. Yeah. I, yeah, I don't know, I don't know enough about business to know whether or not it's crazy to say,

hey, I've got this idea. I think this is a really cool idea that we can do. If you front the money for it, then we'll split it 50. We'll split 50.50, maybe it's something like, or maybe after your investments recoup, we'll split it 50.50. I just don't know. So I don't know if it's realistic to be like,

Joe's an idiot for not putting up half also, because it feels wrong that he didn't put up half. But again, I also know that, like, again, unlike Shark Tank or whatever, people go in and they just ask for investment. I mean, it's not crazy to say, hey, do you wanna invest in this idea that I have? So I don't know to what degree was this like

a partnership they were embarking on or was it an investment. I do know it's two idiots trying to start a business. And it's never gonna work. Well, that's the thing. It's a show, it's a real housewives of New Jersey business. So nobody really knows the truthiness behind any of it. Yeah.

Okay. But it's just fun to read because the internet has been going crazy. And you know, the show we talk about all the time, like the tree huggers versus the Mel heads. What would you call the molasses? The molasses, the Gorgons, I don't know, what are the like the melodies like in the mel, no, no, no mel the melanoma, the gorgons, let's say like the gorgons. Okay. So like the tree heads versus the gorgons, the fights are just so funny and they go for each other,

they cut each other so deep and it's all over this pizza oven. Okay. Yeah. And also it's not just a pizza oven, It's a pizza kit So you're supposed to buy the oven and then you order the kit monthly like hello, not fresh at all Hello Red apron Yeah And or like aprons of the chicks or something Yeah. And or like aprons of fachiks or something.

And you order the kit every month and then it gives you ingredients to make the pizzas in your little pizza ovens. So you know what? It's not a bunch of useless information. It sure is. But I've spent a lot of time enjoying the fighting about it on the internet.

Everybody said there you go. I think America dodged a bullet because a lot of people would have lost a lot of money on these kits. Because you know that like Joe was probably like, you know, here's a thing, like you know what? Like Melissa, Teresa, they just get in the kitchen and they just will make these kits for people and just mail it out.

It's easy. It's as if like, it's a simple thing to do food delivery kits. Like I don't even know how that's how these companies do it. But I know that Joe and Teresa putting their their heads together are not gonna be able to give us a good delivery. They're not gonna buy big pizza kits. Yes. Yes. Like literally because you know they're all gonna start on fire too. Like no one went there and tested these

Well, I mean, that's the thing. This is so Joe Gorgah that it's just like, hey, I got an idea. Let's just like throw a lot of money at something and just we'll start selling stuff. There's never, like, there's no, like, it never feels like they do anything, like, with any thought behind it. They just like, hey, we're Italian. People know who No No is. So let's just buy a whole bunch of pizza ovens on the cheap and just sell them and put No No's name on it.

And people just gonna automatically buy it. Like why would that be? Like that doesn't, it just doesn't work like that. Well, it does, it kind of does. I mean, it kind of does work like that. Well, but people do like market research, they kind of like figure it out. They just like buy it.

They housewives economy, you know. You buy it from China, you put your label on it. I mean, like all the makeup brands and stuff like that are that aren't they? And all the moisturizer brands, all the wine brands and all like they have an infrastructure that makes all their wine fan whatever it gives them a couple of dollars. So I'm guessing it's something like that, but I also like how Joe words it like, yeah, you know, my nephew's got a connect in China. It's called Alibaba, dude. Go on, Alibaba. You'll find out your connect.

Okay. No one needs permission from the nephew to do anything. Okay. I don't know. I mean, who gave this nephew so much power? Is he like the one in the family that knows how to use the internet? I think so. I mean, I think there's a difference between a company that has like the infrastructure to like send out all the pizza ovens and the packaging and they have a whole marketing plan and then you just slap your name on it. That's one thing.

It's another one. It's like, hey, let's buy 2,200 pizza ovens and then we'll sell them across America. Just like it's two totally different ways of approaching a situation and one might make you money and the other one might give you $2,200 beats of ends to have around your house. Yeah, well, that's the Gorgaway because member Melissa Gorgas staffed with her store. She was being accused of buying stuff off Ali Express and then upcharging it. And so another blogger, this, another Instagram lady week, who I know her, I think it's HWHWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Melissa was selling in her store for like maybe the pajamas were $20 and then Melissa was

charging $220. And it was all from out, you know, it's just like the gorgway. Oh, and then they said they started doxing this woman and like putting out her real name and stuff and then like coming out her really hard with season to sit. All this is allegedly, okay, I've been watching too much TikTok is basically old person learns TikTok is what's happening over here at my house. So I've been down lots of rabbit holes.

Wow. Filled with pepperoni. I think that a lot of pepperoni old guys. A lot of calzone holes. I just went on to my phone to see if I could find some information about this. And you know what popped up, something that has nothing to do with this, but we are in the finals for one Dree's little, you know, like March Madness of Podcasts. So everyone

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I love that. And also come to my site, Ronnie Caram.com, to buy some pajamas for $227. Because I've just learned some business lately. All right. Let's get into this recap. So last week on the show, basically, it was the my brother. My sister was like the stupid fight between the brother and sister.

Louie was all upset. And then Danielle got very upset because everybody was asking her about the fight with her brother. And then with Danielle walking out again, very upset telling us that she was going to go nuclear on people, but then when she actually got in front of people, turning red in the face and literally putting her tail between her legs and moping out of the party. Yeah, she's done this like two or three times now. So not great. So we're seeing things happening around New Jersey, Nate Cabral is playing with the kids. Marge is talking to Lexi's son. Marge is like, hello, little child, how are you?

I've never actually encountered a small child like this before, so I really don't know what to do. Joe, Joe, say something to the child, say something about how it swims or whatever. Joe, hold still, hold them still, I get the stem cells out of his lower back. Okay, so, but it's kind of the spinal tip, kid, step you're crying. All right, step you're crying. So how is your swimming lesson, little human being, fresh stems?

Yeah, Jopie is like, yeah, do you sit on the side and your diapers like a little baby while the other kids swam? Did you do that? He's like, yeah, he goes, yeah, you can't shame a damn baby. You know what a baby sees when they, when you're calling the baby a pussy, they see a big old person that's gonna be dead soon. Okay, don't try ma'am baby. You know what a baby sees when they, when you're calling the baby a pussy, they see a big old person that's going to be dead soon.

Okay. Don't try to say ma'am baby. They're winning. Yeah. And then over at Dolores's world, she's serving breakfast to Paul. You know this because Paul goes, oh, breakfast. So Dolores is like, you know what? Hey, don't screw with my particles. You know what, you're not supposed to have coffee, Paul,

but you can have one. Okay, you want your one cup now. Got a lot of breakfast issues in Doris's life. And her mom can't have cake anymore, Paul can't have coffee anymore. Yeah, that childhood cycle began, of not really not healthy breakfasts, and she's looking for it now in later life

I mean, you know Frankie. It's fucking meatloaf for breakfast, right? I think he uses meatloaf as moisturizer Didn't she tell pull you're not supposed to have coffee, but you can have wine. I was like that is so fuck that is so You can have one cup of coffee. You can have one cup of coffee. Oh, it's like God fucking Jersey What is this the caram household in 1982? What the hell? So I was like I need me coffee, please and it's like oh you look so much better now Paul Your coloring is way better before way better now than before you surgery and he goes I know even even though I'm not 100% I'm one hot motherfucker hang on to your drawers. Okay. So then, um, by the way, to be fair, like to not have like all your color back in

New Jersey is basically like, sorry, the spray tan isn't sticking to you just yet, but soon your skin will get back into that. You got to be real, you got to be real sick to get pale and new Jersey. I mean, just going through a metal detector, they spray tan on you. I know. No, you go through the 7-11, it's like, ding dong. Psh. That's part of the doctors check in.

They take your blood pressure, they weigh you, and then they give you a little bit of a spray tan. Just want to make sure you're ready for the doctor. Wherever you go, you bend down to get water from the water, fatness, and there's like a little pssh, that comes out on your face. So Dolores is like, Paul has been recovering very well. I have to hot surgery, but you know what? He has a very different idea of what a nurse should be.

He likes to dress me up in a cute little nurse outfit. That's what he wants to do. Okay, you know what? That's where I draw the line. I say, you know what? Sure, I'll do it. I'll do it this once or twice or three times for you. But I draw line, I draw line.

He's like, well, you have done the woman's job of taking care of a man. And now I can't wait to do the man's job of peeing on the toilet lid. I'm back home, baby. And she's like, you feel how hard I am, feel how hard I am. Am I getting sick now? He's like, I'm so lucky to know how hot she's like, you feel how hot I am, feel how hot I am. Am I getting sick now? He's like, I'm so lucky to know how hot you are.

Let's go outside. So they go outside and talk about the weekend. And she starts tattletailing on Frank. I mean, Frank, look, I know in a relationship, you're supposed to tell each other everything. But he's getting mad because you keep going in tattletailing about Frank having hurt feelings. If you don't want him to get mad that Frank has hurt feelings stop telling him that Frank has hurt feelings

It's very simple to me That's a good point But you know Dolores she just she's trying to smooth it over you know and She's like yeah, you know Frank's got very hurt feelings. He was like this is the first year that you haven't stayed at the showhouse I'm like well Paul is supposed to come and he wouldn't feel comfortable staying in the same house with you, mainly because they're semen all over the sky damn place. And I'm used to your semen, but he's not. So, you know, we went to, we'd rather be in Jennifer Aiden's all yellow house. Actually, no, we didn't stay there. We stayed

with Rachel Buddha. I mean, Rachel Fuda. You know what, I'm a mess right now. I need to have that cup of coffee. Listen, I told him at the Lou Wau, Paul would be as uncomfortable there as those poor focaccia are here, trying to be shaped to spell gorgah. Okay. Don't do this to Paul.

Nothing said in the world than a focaccia that has not been shaped into a letter or a crocodile. We're in a guana of some kind. So Paul's like, he's really not letting up on this. Is that what it's a trying to marry? And she's like, well, it's just an adjustment. It's an adjustment for all of us. And he's like, frankly, he's a grow up.

He's got Britney who's crazy about him. The guy's had a great relationship. But it's gone. Tell him it's dead. Tomorrow, the funeral. Beat my place. I'm sick. Damn.

Just don't just start telling this guy things. You're getting him all riled up and he just went in for heart surgery. But then Dolores is like, by the way, though, you also have a close relationship with your ex-wife. He's like, yeah, but she's not living with my ex-girlfriend. She's not calling me 50 times a day. And then Dolores tells us, well,

I mean, she does call a lot. But anyway, anyway, Paul does have a good relationship with his ex-wife. They share two boys, 21 and 17. And, you know, Frank, you know, with Frank and I, our relationship is closer, but it's not like not everyone's gonna understand it, you know? Yeah. What a hypocrite. So, he talks to his ex-wife all the time too.

So, no Pharisees. Then you have to stop talking to her too. That's what I say or I guess they're taking them both everywhere who cares? Maybe she's as entertaining as Dolores's ex Well, I guess the difference is it sounds like what it is that Paul is saying is that he speaks to his ex wife But she's not trying to be an active part of his life like they talk about things Well, his wife is not like having He used to having a shooting schedule. Okay. Frank is used to being on television and getting to be in Newtie calendars to raise money from

Marmordees or whatever. My mom. My mom. I'm monodies. I mean, I agree. I think that Paul, like, Frank comes with Dolores and Paul's got to deal with that. That's just like, I'm sort of sick of these men taking on Dolores and then making her, she has to make all the changes for the men. But then at the same time, I don't know, I sort of do like Dolores drawing a line. I think that she's totally entitled to be like, you know what, Frank, I'm in a new relationship and I want to deal with this. You know, you've

got Brittany, deal with Brittany. No, here's what I say. If I was in couples therapy, I would say this, Paul, you have a very nice apartment, you're not very entertaining. Frank, you would say this. Paul, you have a very nice apartment, you're not very entertaining. Frank, you're entertaining. So Paul, you lose. Frank, do whatever you want. Yeah. Hope your relationship works out or doesn't.

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beef or patties and get grilling. So they have this talk, Paul gets all pissy and he's like, yeah, need a conversation with him. And she's like, okay, listen, all sit and talk to Frank one on one because I don't want to fight no more like Tina Turner. That's why Jen's getting out, you know, not an old school beaten, but a sit down lunch with me. We're gonna sit down and we're gonna talk because we're old school.

We actually drove somewhere together once and that means that I'm obligated to have a sit down with her at least one time. I was sad about this. I wanted Dolores to really write off Jen for the rest of her life just because it's funny. when Dolores is mad at someone. It's just so funny So I'm like really sad that she's softened up So she's like, you know what?

I've been in the mindset of ignoring Jennifer for you know For like for a while now because it wasn't going anywhere Okay, it was a fucking hamster wheel you ever see a hamster on a wheel So why are you getting on a wheel? It's like this. You've seen the hamster round and around. It's a hamster. It doesn't even go from the living room to the kitchen to the living. You got to have to put a hamster on a ball for that. But a wheel. What the fuck is wrong with this hamster? Oh, fucking stupid hamster.

Stupid hamster. You know, I'm not taking the lunch to the hamster. Fucking idiot. But then we see Jim's greatest hits of yelling and screaming and having a fat. And she's like, and I heard from Jackie that her and Billah haven't trouble. And you know what? I love them as a couple.

So she's going through something. Enough time has passed. We haven't taken a ride in a car together in a while. Maybe it's time we shared a new birth. Something that became friends. I just hope she stays calm. And Paul's like, put her in her place. Be Patterson to Lawrence.

So then we go to Rachel Fudas' house. And her mom is there, like put her in her place. Be Patterson to Lawrence. Oh. So then we go to Rachel Fudas has and her mom is there like taking care of like the baby and Rachel. She's gotten a book bag for the her daughter that says like Gina or Gianna or whatever the daughter's name is. GG. GG. And she's like, I'm very type A. You know, I'm very regimented.

Like, what's your toxic trait being a perfectionist? That's me. Like, why wouldn't I get a personalized backpack? You know, and it comes with a bento box, and it also has like ways to, I don't know, she's very excited about this bag. First of all, I don't know that getting a personalized backpack for your daughter qualifies as being a perfectionist. Or Taipei.

We're Taipei. I think qualifies as being bored, sorry. Yeah, it's like a little pink backpack with high school lettering, like high school team lettering. And then she's like, and look, it's got this bento box for all you snacks. And she pulls out this bento box. It's made out of glitter.

Listen, that thing has BPAs, and I'm just saying you're putting your child at risk. I can see the BPAs crawling off of that plastic, okay? And so food is like, where's my bento box? And she's like, shut up, fooda. I've had him trying to have a moment here. You know, fooda and I have tons of businesses. You might notice from my open line where I talk about all the businesses So now we finally finally episode eight we finally get

The food is businesses. Yes finally, so they have their parking business Okay, they're consures their concierge business. What is that is that they they've There's a more business This is how this is how worry I'm telling you. This is how worry in the back of the fucking backstab, not backstage, but what's like the what's the weekly newspaper in a local city? What was the LA weekly or whatever? Like LA Express or something or yeah, LA weekly.

I like Express is like the Porn01 and LA Weekly is just LA Weekly. But yeah, there's something weird. There's all the sex ads. Yeah, it's like Consiers, color Consiers. But they're like, we have a parking company, we have a concierge company for whatever you're concierging in like Franklin Lakes. And then they also have a tiling company and a burger store. So someone standing in front of the tiling company going like that, like is like yeah look at me on the tile and then They say when they show the concierge business. It just shows one phone With Rachel smiling like it gets the black

Black backdrop like it's me answering a phone like a perfectionist There's something fishy about something is very fishy. I'm saying. I call Hoary and Money Laundry. That's fine. I'm gonna go with Money Laundering. Something is, this is not a typical business person's portfolio, parking, concierge, tile, and burgers. Like, that's not, that's, it's like an acronym at best. It's like a, it's a pneumonic device at best,

but like, I don't understand that this is anything. And as far as I can tell, these are all John's businesses that Rachel just poses for photos with, right? Yeah, pretty much. She just like looks really hot posing and weirdly and not very convincingly in photos. It's like they walked into like an abandoned hotel.

He's like, go buy in that desk and act like you're answering the phone. And she's like, I'm answering the phone. It's like perfect. You like an abandoned hotel. He's like, go buy in that desk and act like you're answering the phone. And she's like, I'm answering the phone. He's like, perfect. You look like a perfectionist. I just want to know how many cars that parking company loses. Oh, sorry. We lost your car.

Don't know what happened to it. Like me more. We sent off to Newark. Yeah. Like how many, how many dings are on the cars that they parked for you? Because we've seen food on the show and literally every time you enter the scene, they're like, food, oh, food, oh. And he's drunk.

So I do not want that man parking my car or making my burger, frankly, or consierishing things. And I don't even know what that means. Yeah, and Rachel's like, you know, we just do things very different. I come from a corporate background and he comes from the streets, you know, he's more flat by the feet of his pants. And I'm like, let's talk at three o'clock. I'm like, corporate background and he comes from the streets. You know, he's more fly by the feet of his pants.

And I'm like, let's talk at three o'clock. I'm like corporate back. Yes, Rachel Fudah. She's just the next coming of Barbara Corcoran. Who's a regular sagorney weeper at the top of the mountain? Like what the hell? She's a regular Meg Whitman. No kidding.

So, um, yeah, I'm not really sure because we don't hear about her corporate background. Yeah, what does that come from? What is Rachel Fudos corporate background? I thought she was doing fitness competitions. I thought that was her background. Well, I think that's a hobby. I don't think those people actually do that for their life.

She has like an MBA from Wharton and previously was working at like Bane. And I gave it all up to work at a tiling slash burgers, less concierge, slash parking company. So the mom is there doing everything. God, we should all be so lucky to have a mom who takes care of the kids like this because the mom who's Penny Marshall is like yeah, and I go take GG the bad dad was sure that I deal with GD what do you want me to do with PayPal? Well, you want me with people with GG a pop-up. Oh Jay Joe. T.T. what about T.T. what are the kids? Wait, can we have a refresher on who these children are? So there's GG who who just short for Gianna, right? Or she just Gigi. And his other one, Titi.

No, I think the other one is Titi, right? Yeah, Titi and Titi. There's also a way that you say you're going to the bathroom, right? Like for for kids, you go, do you need to go Titi or Tinkal? So that was a weird one. Or they're ordering and they have gin and tonics, GG and TTs. And then they have Jaden. It was the teenager. Jaden.

So now that's where we move now. So now she's talking about how she wants to adopt Jaden because she's earned it. Like she's been the stepmom for long enough and his moms never were around. This all seemed kind of skewed me out. I don't think it's right. I mean, I don't know what happened to the bio mom or I'm assuming nothing good, assuming it was like a hard life or whatever, just felt ski-vy talking about it.

I wasn't skied out, I was into it. I felt like you shouldn't talk about that. I felt like she was dishing somebody with issues. Even though I don't know that the lady has issues, I felt like it was weird. I actually didn't feel like she was dishing her. I feel like she was saying, like, she's basically raised Jaden, and she loves Jaden,

and you know, she's like, hey, I want to adopt him because, you know, it seems like the mom is, you know, maybe unwell, but I felt like she was actually, I felt like she was honoring that, that it's like a weird position to be in. She said it was a weird position to say, like to tell the mom, hey, like this is what's going on with your kid.

So I felt like it was done, you know, I felt like it was done sort of, I had a little thing go off of my head where I was like, beep, beep, beep, beep, like the backup sound for the car makes. I was like, I don't know that this is good. And then she was like, well, I was so scared this girl was going to come back in this life. And

the best thing for him is for her not to be there. And she talks about, she's like, I got maternal instinct. And that's more than a piece of paper. I earned this. I'm his mom. So now they've decided they're going to sit down with them to turn. And listen, I say you're really only ready to adopt your stepchild when you need it for a storyline. So maybe that's what it was. I was like, oh, what a coincidence. I just felt like I just felt like I appreciated this version of the storyline more than Ralph Pittman's version of the storyline. And now of course, it's obvious why Ralph Pittman was not, did not want to adopt a Druseador son because he wanted to leave Drew all this time. And now he has.

Um, well, who knows if he wanted to all that time. I assume he wanted to leave Drew all this time and now he has. Well, who knows if he wanted to all that time? I assume he wanted to at least stay with her long enough to sell his book. I mean, that guys motives are very important. The steps in parenting. Yeah, more like the step out parent-ing. Either way, so Rachel's gonna, Rachel's they're gonna start going down

this process of adopting Jaden. Meanwhile, over, we have over it at om om pizza. Yeah, we have Jennifer Om om spelled AUMM AUMM om om The only the first pizza real named after someone trying to figure out the words to say next om for someone trying to figure out the words to say next. Om. Om. Om.

Om. Om. Om. It's like the beauty pageant question section, question and answer section. What would you do to achieve world peace? Om. Om.

Om. Om. Om. Om. Om. Om. Om. Om.

Om. Om. Om. Om. Om. Oh. So Jennifer Aiden and Dolores are having their truce, their truce piece meeting at Womwam Pizzeria. And said, Laura says, like, hi, Jennifer Aiden, how are you? They're being very nice to each other. She's like, hey, Mr. Love the Tress. And she's like, how are you, Jennifer? Love your hair. It's very old school.

Now, I don't know when they showed this picture of Dolores and Frank, but they did it at some point in this. Wow. Did you see the picture that they put up? Oh, yeah, but that's been like the they they try that one out every every time that they Dolores has a memory they try out that photo. I love this photo. Frank looks like he's gonna beat down your door to take back your rented furniture that you're like two weeks paying for. And Dolores has so much goddamn hair. I would hate to have been her roommate in that time. It's huge. Right, Frank. Frank was like in the that look in the 90s, he like if life had gone different way, he would have been like a gay icon, a gay porn icon. He probably already is. He probably

is a gay icon. He looks like all those drawings where the guys have like the gigantic weiner. Yeah. He's definitely cool studios-esque. Yeah. So they're being nice to each other and Jen tells us in my mind, I thought it's a lowest-nobal good friends and I thought that having gone through an infidelity that she'd be the first to say Margaret had dare you but instead it was she did things to hear a little digger and you want to say that to a friend how to receive friendship that way. If I didn't get me nowhere, I find a way to move forward and not be friends at all baby. So she's like, so how's Paulie?

How's your Irishman? And he's like, oh he's better, you know, every day he's better. You know, he can drink a cup of coffee every day. How about that? You know, but he's got a long ways to go like a hamster on a wheel, stupid hamster. Where's the thing? He's going, you're not going to get anywhere. If you're just on a wheel that doesn't go anywhere. If you've heard of that, Jennifer, it's ridiculous. Anyway, Paul likes you. So I decided I was gonna make a truce, you know, because when we weren't getting along, he felt bad. Almost as bad as he feels when he reaches for that second cup of coffee and say, you can't. It's rough over there right now.

Well, that's really good. That you have a good suit and force to calm you down at the lowest. And she's like, what do you think I like fighting with you? I love peace. Okay. I love peace. And she's like, the last thing that would last. She was very hard for me and you and Margaret got very close And she's like so what so what I got close with Margaret so so we Get on the wheel get off the wheel Jen, okay? Binder ball get off the wheel into a ball. Oh God anyway enough enough with talking about the hamster. Okay, let's talk about peace. My favorite thing.

Ah, you know what's my favorite? Nobel Peace Prize. That might as well call it the Nobel orgasm prize because that's what I do every time they announce it. Okay, so let's talk about the you and I, okay. So, you know, you think I like fighting with you and she's like, well, you know what, mister? Well, broke the camel's back with last year.

That was really hard for me. Rod and non-a camel, so it broke its back. Do you know how difficult that is for the camel? Okay, Jen you need to focus the way you spoke bad about me with Margaret that bothered me Oh my god such a fucking victim Jen always always a fucking victim and you are lucky that Dolores has a calming voice because Your full is shit right now, okay? And Dolis is like, actually, I think I defended you quite a bit. She's like, no, you want to get with joining this shit? That's how I felt! Well, that doesn't make it true, okay?

And she's like, there were times where you said, Jen gets a pass from me, or I defend Jen, even when she's indefensible. Yeah, that's what you're asking for bill from, for from bill. That's what you're asking for from everybody in relationship with you because you are wrong so much. Now, granted, do I love when you're wrong? Yes.

Do I think you're kind of leading this show at the moment? I sure do. Do I want you to leave fucking never? Okay. But you're wrong all the time. She's always wrong. And I guess what she's saying here now is that like, Dolores is sort of making little microaggressions at her

or not microaggressions, but like, everything's like a backhanded compliment, like when she's undefended, I guess I guess. But she does it like she does with Teresa because Teresa's another one from the same class. Where they do the bad shit, they'll throw a table, they'll do whatever.

But then when it comes to like, I wrote in the same car with her, that's Dolores, you know, it's like loyalty to the end. So she can be honest until everyone else, yes, probably she's wrong, but I'm still her friend, I didn't agree with her, don't fuck with her, you know. Yeah. So Dolores's like, well, how am I supposed to know that I had to hear from other people? Okay, you should have said it right there. She goes, oh, I should have came to you.

I just didn't have the guts to come to you because I was so hurt by Margaret. So then Jen's saying that basically she let anger get the best of her and delores, like, you know what? As long as we're here at warm, warm pizza, I wanna call it truce. Okay, I don't wanna fight no more. So moving forward, I will watch how I speak to you,

you stupid fucking idiot oops there I did it sorry I'm apologizing right now on the spot so listen the other day Jackie told me stuff about you and Bill fighting and I felt bad right and she's like it's about the kids so let's like I'm doing the job and then someone comes in here it's called me about how I'm doing the job so we're going to dad be about it. And she's like, well, I would say to him, why don't you spend more time at home, even though I have a feeling I'm talking to the answer right in front of me.

Well, when he is, let me just go to the pool house. He has free time and he doesn't want to spend it with us. It's like, yeah, I'm starting to see why he goes to the pool house. So she goes, well, I was lucky. I was lucky enough that, you know, when I was married, you know, I'm starting to see why he goes to the pool house. So she goes, well, I was lucky. I was lucky enough that, you know, when I was married, you know, I wasn't married when I was raising the kids. I was lucky. We lived separate. And I was like, oh, that's, most, I don't normally hear

that perspective of it. I know, I love that. I was so lucky to be a single mother. I can't even tell you. I was so lucky not to have that idiot buffoon in my life when I was trying to raise our children. God is great. Jen's like, I can't do everything he wants. She goes, well, that's what we do. And she tells us, I got to the point of saying, you know, the point of saying, I'm sick of catering to you, but there's a lot of love in our marriage. There's

a lot of love that me and Frank didn't have. There were a lot of couches. Jennifer bought from China that Frank did not break into. Okay. So Jennifer now does the classic Real Housewives pivot, which is like, okay, we've talked enough about feelings. Let's just like pivot this into talking should about someone.

So she's like, Of course. Of course. So it's every lunch she ever has is to try and get everybody against Margaret. Yeah, she's like, of course, it's every, every lunch she ever has is to try and get everybody against Margaret. Yeah, she's like, you know, it's just getting irritated with the dynamic with Bill, you know, there's something about getting older and worse and not taking shit. You don't want to take shit. Like with Margaret. It's like, oh, okay, here we are. Now we're

at the talking should about Margaret phase. You can see I'm boiling and like the pig. And the horse is like, you, you both should do that, honestly. And just like, can see I'm fighting and I have to pay. And the lurs is like you both should do that honestly. And just like yeah I'm so sick of everyone fighting all the time. They're fighting with you. What are you talking about? And the lurs is like yeah it's gotten so bad with all of us. I mean just all of us. So Jen says, okay so

Hemiah, I met this woman through Teresa so you know she's trusty. She reads Turkish coffee cups. Oh God, okay, so already we know we're gonna get a tamer Barney gets a sidekick to out Vicky's boyfriend for being a camera, right? That's the only reason psychics come on problem. Yeah, exactly. So so this is gonna be a reading. And because Jennifer does not want to invite Margaret into her house, they're gonna do it at Delores's house. And Jennifer is like, Yeah, he's gonna have the luck of the Irish with you. You got yourself about a gold.

So Delores is like, all right, now, send him down. He only gets one cup of coffee now, so he's not that lucky, but we can do it. Wait, do you think I got my opening line? Don't mess with my pot of gold. Commissures, here comes one right now. Hi, I'm Michael Patrick King, host of the official Max Companion podcast, and just like that, the writers room.

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Yeah. Oh my God. This house is so fucking bad. They're redoing it again. They're redoing it right now. The other thing I saw. Yeah. They're like redoing the outside of it and they just put down the floors and of course, there's discount codes everywhere. The homelessness like guys, everyone's asking me where we got these floors. We know where you got them.

Home Depot in the back. Okay, the very back where the shits on the discount. And they probably probably got them on credits. Okay. Yeah. That house represents what would have happened with those pizza ovens. It was like, oh, has a vague idea. I saw learned about like the urban farmhouse thing, the modern farmhouse, somewhere in the internet, tried to do it himself and came up with a whole bunch of weird angles on a house, on a structure. That was what would have happened to the pizza house, pizza, I mean the pizza ovens. So yeah, now Melissa is trying to act like she is like a tastemaker with home decor, which is hilarious

because we all have seen those chandeliers. They're just, they're hideous. A blight on chandelier culture. Yeah, they really are. They're like the giant muppet. What's the giant muppet's name? It has like, it looks actually slow. It's like, it's like, sweetens or something.

Yeah, right? Yeah, they look like them. So, she was like, oh, hey slow. And then it's like, Sweden's or something, yeah, right? Yeah, they look like them. So she was like, oh, hey guys, you like these lights? Yeah, cause I don't know where you're putting up a shed to leave. So I don't know where to put these lights, right? Right? And she's like, right there, right there, and right there,

like that, like that. And Antonio's like, oh my God, you almost fell down. He's like, yeah, I'm gonna swing like Tarzan, eh? Hey, let's go look at your room Antonia so they look at her room and everything and Melissa's saying she's acting like she's freaking Jeremiah from TLC or HETV she's like I can finally see what the vision of what this house is going to look like I'm like I'm sick sick of living in a Disney prison. I cannot speak today. Why can't I speak? I'm sick of living in a Disney princess house.

It does look like a Disney prisoner's house. Actually, Disney prisoner. Disney prisoner. Now that you mentioned it. Disney prisoner house. That was an era that I'm ready. And now I'm ready for something modern and sophisticated and a little bit classy. I'm like, well, Mr.

missed on all points, ma'am. Do you know how hard it is living in a house where even the T-Pot calls to attack you hooker? I mean, sick of it. I'm moving to Pixar, moving to a Pixar house. So, let's see, Melissa, they look up, we look around the house, and I'm telling you, it has this huge show, Melissa's jealous, and there's bigger than her shower. And Melissa's like, yeah, now it's all sophisticated and classy, like my personality. So Joe's like, you know how hard it is to design and seal seal and say, hey, what are we going to talk about? Melissa Teresa, we got to talk about something in this scene. And she's like, oh, let's talk about what a good person I am. I'm doing a pop up for Dan, yell at envy because I see a lot of her.

I see a lot of me and her, you know, she's got little kids. She wants to get into the fashion biz. Like I got into the fashion biz. Okay, Diane, Bon First and Berg. Okay. little kids, she wants to get the fashion biz. Like I got into the fashion biz. Okay, Diane Bonferson Berg. Okay, ironing on Chanel logos to Haynes T shirts does not make you a fashion biz expert. She literally is acting like she is like Nina Garcia on like on project runway,

offering an opera, a grand opportunity for a struggling designer. I think you have weird furry things in your store that doesn't make you a fashion maven, okay? So then we speaking of we go over to Danielle's house and she's on the phone with Tree and she's like, hey, three three times to figure out how to close and break through a pop-up. How many of you guys bring through a pop-up? I mean, it's me. I'm trying to figure out how to close the break to a pop-up. How many of you guys bring to the pop-up? Huh? I mean, it's crazy over here. Teresa's like, huh? And she's like, hey, what's going? You know, you sound really, you sound really stuffy over there Teresa. She's like, oh yeah, because so yesterday I was really achy and I felt like my immune system

was like went low and like, and I was like, like oh it's cuz I was so stressed out from confrontin Melissa and stuff I was like I love that she's blaming her illness on Melissa even even coven is Melissa's fault even fucking coven So she blows her nose and then they all ask her if they talked after she stormed out most is like yeah It was terrible. He said I want your mother's number to invite her. And of course, Melissa refused it. And Joey's like, I think you're miserable. And I was like, all you think I'm miserable. And I was like, you know what? I think the tool use is miserable. And then that's when they got up and left. And then Louis, when I was tied to talk to them again,

and then when he came back, he was crying. And then we see a clip of Louis like, oh, I'm crying because and then when he came back he was crying and then we see a clip of Louis like I'm crying because they got so much pain inside I can feel it and reminds me of my sister's I just got the call my sister's and say I love you He is such a piece of shit. He is so fake like this guy is so ridiculous such a piece of shit. He is so fake. Like this guy is so ridiculous. I'm just crying. I know. I just cried. I'm so much pain right now. And it reminds him of him and his sisters. So do we just find out that Louis also has people that he doesn't speak to you? Or is he? Because he does speak to his sisters, right? Well, uh, Teresa loves his sisters. I think he,

uh, I think he said recently that his sisters weren't talking to him when he was with a previous wife or something like that. So, you know, of course. People in this place, people on this show, I could just go, I cannot imagine not speaking to my sister. It's just like the most ridiculous thing. Over such stupid stuff, you know. So Teresa's like, I feel so bad for Louis.

I'm embarrassed and I feel bad for this globe because Joe and Melissa made a plague that we all had to live through for three years. So the book of variant. So then, Melissa's like, what Margaret said when we left that date that Louis was sobbing and she was like, why? The market said when we left that date that Louis was sobbing and she was like, Why? Why was he sobbing? Why were you sobbing? Why are you sobbing right now? Do you ever stop sobbing?

You know what? He needs to fix one person, no one else. And that's why I think he's too faced and most is like, well, he's trying, he's working on, he's, oh, come on. All this goombaiyan, all this nonsense is all fake. Okay. That's why it came out in the press about Dina. I mean, hello. And then we see a headline of Teresa Judai's falling out with Dina.

And we find out that Louis got into a fight with Dina's husband, David. A legend. A legend. And this is true. So just like, yeah, Dina's husband, David, he called me because I'm friendly with David. I'm friendly with David. Uh-huh. So Pizzi Gate Part 2, right? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Yeah, Pete's a gay, Pete's a gay part too.

You don't want to, that's not the, you don't, don't brand your, don't brand your spat, spat that. It's bad. It's not what you want to go down. I know. He's doing it. He's such an idiot. So what is he saying that David invested in some business and Louis stole it? Or what? That's what the, that's what the allegation is. I think that's what I found last night, but I couldn't get any details about it.

But apparently there was another business dealing that went bad between Louis and David. So yeah. I believe it, listen, just because I think the Gorgas are full of shit, doesn't mean that I don't think that Louis is full of shit. I mean, that guy, he's a full of shit.

He's a fully, clearly full of shit. Oh mean, that guy is full of shit. Completely, clearly, full of shit. Oh, 100%. And then we cut back to Teresa. She's like, this is my family. This is the only family I have. Oh, shut up. So Danielle's like, I know. It's the time for me to talk about you now.

And she's like, now, because that being like me into him, you know, and I told Louis, you do I like to do sand, because I don't want to hear about this drama. I don't like to hear about this drama I don't like And I'm so drained. Yeah, then Danielle's like well, she's like well luckily you can rest like you don't have to go to this coffee Readin thin like I'll take all your feelings not least if at the both of us because I left really upset from Rachel's house She took everything I said and went back and told my regret. I was talking so much shit about her. It's not true.

The only shit we were talking about was what we heard from other people. And that march has an arsenal of stuff on everybody. And I was like, hey, why am I laughing like the back? I, when we were both in the same conversation, that's just like a cat. It's not a little bitch move. Now I, I was, I'm like, you know what? I'm sick of this. So I went back and I watched this scene because when the scene happened,

I thought it was nothing seen. So I did not lock it into my memory. But I went back two episodes to watch this scene with Rachel Fudah and Danielle, but they bring up Arsenal for the first time. And you know what this scene was? The two of them were shapping to go down to the shore. And they're like, oh my God, wasn't that crazy?

At the party, I had like Teresa and Jennifer were trying to be like, well, look out for Margaret, look out for Margaret. And they're like, wasn't that crazy? And they both were like laughing. And then, but then Danielle is like, no, but seriously though, there's this woman named Laura and she says that Margaret has an arsenal. I mean, she has like an arsenal.

You have to really be careful with her. And Rachel's like, wait, that doesn't sound right. Because no, it's like, she's crazy. I would be very careful if I were her. I would do it. So it was not that the her. And Rachel's like, wait, that doesn't sound right. Because no, it's like she's crazy. I would be very careful if I were her. I would do it. So it was not that the two of them were just like, ha ha ha laughing. Danielle was fully going in on Margaret

or at least trying to spread suspicions about Margaret. And Rachel was like, what? So everything Danielle is saying in this scene and all the other scenes is bullshit. That is my conclusion. It is, but a couple of things. One, you're talking shit with a friend. So you're talking shit with somebody you don't think is going to run in Tatlitell

on you the second they get a chance, which Rachel totally did. But you're right that Daniela's intentions were not innocent. They were talking shit. But also, she's sitting here on the phone with Teresa, the one who started all of this with Jed. They're the ones telling her she's got here on the phone with Teresa, the one who started all of this with Jen. They're the ones telling her she's got an arsenal. Of course. And Teresa's just sitting there like,

like she's bored that she even has to deal with this. When she's the one who said this, she's one of the two that set all of this in motion in the first place. You know, and Danielle is like getting yourself all worked out to go yell at Rachel when the information Theresa Gaper is what's getting her in trouble. So, yeah. But I just want to clarify the record on that point that like Danielle fully, fully was an active member of like perpetuating this, the arsenal stuff. Well, Rachel's the one who coves all this and it messed up me having to address everybody about my brother

I'm like, oh yeah, I'm sorry. They should have just said sorry about your brother Do what what affects me is that they may be want to leave because I never leave a situation and it bothered me that Really bothered me because I work hard not to let things bother me and that bother me and I will never let someone bother me the way that bothered me You're not gonna get away with it Trees is just not even paying attention Trees has already said what she had to say so she just like and I know it's a new girl I love this it like I just wanted like a little caption just says bothered I just wanted like a little caption just says bothered bothered. And like I love this idea of like I'm mad at them because they made me feel like I had

to walk away like I'm I walked away because of them and I'm mad that I walked away. What are you talking about? You didn't have to walk away. No one said walk out of here. Yeah. So we go to the loris's house for this Turkish tea party and the lorissa's like, Paul, I'm so excited. Can you hear it in my voice?

There's a lot going on. Okay, listen, people who are working here in case things go crazy with these crazy women, just keep making the food and make believe it's not happening. Okay, just keep tossing the asparagus, nobody's eating it. And if you can shape the quinoa into some sort of monkey and or pelican, that would be wonderful. Yeah. If you have any kind of gluten, you can turn into a life-threatening animal. That would be great. And so, and so the Turkish coffee reader played by Lauren Manzo comes in. Am I supposed to be fooled by this? Do you guys think I don't remember Lauren Manzo? Because I remember Lauren.

So yeah, she shows up and then we have like a parade of every cast member arriving and seeing their first ever modern townhome because they're like, oh my god, this is gorgeous! I've never seen this. They've like never seen stainless steel appliances before. They've never seen stainless steel appliances before. They've never seen like, floating staircases. Wow! This is a nice damn place.

Oh my gosh. It is, yeah, it's a really nice place there. It's like the first modern, like, quote unquote modern decor on New Jersey, though ever. Like it's like the first non-so tuskin, no swooping grand staircases and chandeliers. It's not like an Italian restaurant in Vegas, so no one knows what to do with it.

You know? They're shocked. Yeah. So Jennifer's like, you know, I've done a coffee cup reading so many times, like when I had my coffee cup red, they saw the word, in, okay? And Bill's real name is Nabil. So there's a lot that they can come up with.

Like the letters in, oh, oh, a T. I'm like, if you see a letter in the coffee's day, I feel like there's still a lot more that could be done in terms of future telling. I feel like you mean more than a letter. I do. Yeah. And it's pretty open.

And it could be, and it could just just be no that could be the concept saying I don't I don't want us I don't want to tell you what I'm seeing right now is terrible Yeah, I'm paying you like 50 a hundred bucks. I don't need you reaching into a scrabble bag Banana grams, okay, right Don't need That's that's that I can come up with more letters Tee told me about and and she said, why not? What better way to bring women together? It gets much.

So because we know that's where this is going, right? She's gonna try and bring up this large gossip, which is so hilarious because she stumped again. Like she's trying, all she wants to do is bring up this gossip without getting her hands dirty. She can't do it. Just bring up the gods, your hands are already dirty. You're already telling people about this chick, Laura.

So just do it. So then Rachel arrives, she's like, oh my god, oh my god. And to lose you look beautiful. This house, incredible. And this is, you know what, the tiles of a question where she get them from, I'm asking, this is research. I can write off this lunch if you tell me about the tile work in here.

And so it comes in, she's like, hi, how are you? Wow, where am I? The Taj Mahal? Not what I thought the Taj Mahal looked like, but you know, it's exciting. Excited to think that the Taj Mahal might have updated. Now it has an integrated coffee machine.

So then, uh, fessers like, listen, I'm not, you know, I'm not, I'm trying not to be de-lo-jealous of de-lores, but it's like 50 shades of gray. Whoa. And I'm becoming desperate to find the red room. Okay. You just got fessed. You got fessed. I'm so glad you wrote that line down directly

because I wrote, I'm desperate to find a bathroom and I'm like, that's what 50 shades of gray is. Well, I don't know if she said red room. That was my interpretation of the fessler. So Margaret's like, hi, hello, I'm here, I've arrived. Oh, Jennifer Fessler, here she is, gorgeous. You're also extremely shiny, Fessler. What's going on with you? And she's like, I'm not shiny, I'm here. I've arrived. Oh Jennifer Fezler. Here she is gorgeous. You're also extremely shiny Fezler. What's going on with you? I'm just like, I'm not shiny. I'm sweaty. Okay. I'm dripping right now dripping with

At the jealousy and sexual frustration because of the red room that's downstairs. Someone gonna find that piece of shit room and Massabate all over it. Oh, I'm getting carried away. I'm sorry. So Rachel is asking Jen like what's going on with you guys? You can totally trust me and I won't run won't run right to March and tell her everything you're saying. And Jen's like nothing's going on and I'd like to keep it that way. The only person who's starting shit today is a lady with some turkey grounds. And uh, Sir, the Laura says like hey are you gonna say hi to Jen March? She's outside. You just saw her out there. March is like of of course. I'm socially appropriate. Okay. I know exactly when say hi to somebody. He would not say hi to somebody. So I'm gonna wait until everybody's there. And I'm gonna say, have a chat.

Like any polite person. So Melissa arrives and she's like, oh my god, this place, the lorse, you really hit the jackpot. Although it's strange, where are your chandeliers that don't have giant eyelashes on them? That's weird. So she's basically saying that Dolores is doing something right because Frank built her a house, David built her a house, and now she's in this townhouse. So if you were playing Monopoly, she'd totally be winning. Well, David did not build her house. I mean, I guess he let her pick the tiles in his house, but that's still his house. But I'd like that. Mel is just jealous of like the decent remodels.

She's like, wow, she's found three different guys to do decent remodels. Yeah, for her. So she's like, if we were playing monopoly to the lowest is winning.. I was like even a monopoly your husband probably has like fucking colored money under the board And someone is probably looking for him Community chests. Yeah, little police car is probably chasing around a little tiny dog But it knows still everything the free parking space sponsored by the food as so Melissa she's so Melissa's like, wait a second. She's like, I just realized Dolores,

Jen, why are you guys throwing a party together? I thought that you guys were supposed to be fighting. I thought that's like our storyline for the season. What's going on here? We decided to have it through since she mentioned coffee grines, all right? So she wanted to have everyone at the party but didn't think everyone would want to go to her place.

So here we are at my gorgeous fucking home. Let's talk about it some more. Yeah, and Marj was like, you know what? I know Dolores. Okay. She doesn't want to be fighting with Jennifer because she doesn't want any negativity. Okay, but she does, but does she really like her? Absolutely not. Does anyone really like Jennifer? Absolutely not. Were people one over by the spell of Om Om Pizzeria? Absolutely. So Jackie comes and Rachel's like, so is anyone heard from Danielle? I'm March goes the booze. She left in the hop when you were asking about the brother. I love that she calls her the booze. The booze. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, so Faz was like, uh, listen, if you're gonna open up, then I gotta be able to tell you how I feel. And Jennifer Aiden's like, well, I think that you're just in pain, okay? Just know it, like, I'm not gonna be inspect the gadget and ask her, hey, how and why I'm not gonna grill my legs to be 12 feet tall so I can go across traffic, okay? I'll be like, fuck you! And, uh, she's like, I just know that when she told me, I wasn't sitting there thinking, what did you do to deserve this behavior, Danielle? And Marge is like, no one thinks she deserves it.

Jennifer, Jennifer, nobody thinks she deserves it. Jennifer, nobody thinks that, okay. Meanwhile, we see Danielle knocking and trying to come in the front door. I'm sorry, but Jackie has a point. When Jackie was so mean, it was like, it looks like she just got her clothes out of the hamper. That was so caddy and rude. And I was team Danielle on that. But Danielle, you got to make some effort. You look like somebody who left the house in like 1986 in a white jumpsuit and like an ice cream truck stopped

and just started pelting you with popsicles. You look crazy, would you wearin'? And I never got to go home after that. I've just been following a trail of moots, hope to find my parents. So Margaret's like, listen, I was just agitated with it. Okay, like don't go saying that I have like an awesome or whatever, okay?

It's like, I was like, what am I gonna do? What am I gonna do with that? So Jen's like, well that's just the set that she had and an awesome low whatever. Okay, it's like, I was like, what am I gonna do? What am I gonna do with that? So Jen's like, well, that's just the set that she had. And not just for me. I'm like, she literally heard it specifically from you and Teresa. Yeah. No, it's you and Teresa.

Right. And so Mark's like, you know what, Jen, don't be seething this around. Okay, that's what you're doing. You're seething it around. Okay, you're like, you're like Bill, you know, on a weekend alone. You're seeding it around. Okay, you're like you're like Bill, you know on a weekend alone. You're just seeding So Danielle shows up on the rooftop now and You know, she's Danielle's I'm really happy because I think that what has happened was that the producers called her and we're like

listen You're on this show and if you walk away from another fight, we're gonna have to demote you. Okay. So I think that she's like, Oh God, I didn't do my homework. Okay. So I'm like, ready to, I'm gonna, I'm gonna be there. I'm not gonna walk away. Wait tonight. I have been losing sleep over the fact that I left. Okay. But today, I'm gonna be there. And I'm not gonna leave. I was like, wow. Huge personal stakes. Yeah, here's my conspiracy theory. I think that she was talking in the beginning of the season about her brother issues.

She told Melissa the whole story, like, you know, it was a problem with the sister-in-law, and I hate her, just like, you hate your sister-in-law, and you should fix it, and she opened up, and then she've heard through the grapevine that the producers were already calling her sister-in-law. And so then I think she's like, I'm never speaking of that bitch again because I just almost got her on the same TV show. So I'm never going to speak of her again. And so the producers are like, Oh, really? Well,

just ask her about her sister and law. So they keep asking her about the sister and law because I can't see any other reason anybody would give a shit. Like who doesn't hate their sister and I think so many people hate their in laws. I can't see any other reason anybody would give a shit. Like, who doesn't ate their system? I think so many people hate their in-laws. I can't imagine questioning anybody about that, you know? So I think the producers are like, well, ask her about it. And so they keep asking her, she refuses, and then she keeps leaving,

because she's half-pisted production too, but she doesn't know how to yell at production yet. So now she's in a pickle. Yeah, it could be. Who knows? So either way, it's be. Who knows? Why? So either way it's time for the reading, time for a coffee cup reading.

So they go downstairs and everything. And before they go downstairs, Jennifer's like, Hey listen up. Okay, all your pizza bagels, me and the laws, we have some news. And Mark was like, aside from the fact that you guys just made up, Zing, was big thing.

Zing for you, Joan. Teresa has COVID. Oh, sorry, that was Margaret. Teresa has COVID, the Gorgia variant. And she called us right before the party and said that when she was meditating, she envisioned Jennifer and me being in the wedding. And then we see a clip of that. And then like someone.

I'm surprised in pop like some confetti thing. You know, I have like a marching band coming. What brands am I? So Melissa, of course, is glowering as if Melissa weren't asked herself. She's like, well, she was asked, but she was asked like, as an afterthought only to, in a bullshit way, right? Right. So, Melissa, see, I said that because I was like, I know if I say, Melissa was given like some bullshit, I was like, Ron who'd be like, but she was still asked. So this time I was like, let me cut it off at the pass

and acknowledge what Ron is gonna say. You can't do it because I wanna argue with you, no matter what you say. I'm gonna acknowledge that. I know that if I say, well, Melissa was technically asked, but it was Bolshin and wasn't really sincere. You can't win with me. I'm not learning to do that.

I tried to acknowledge my feelings before. No, too, because they changed all the time. Okay, mine too, to be honest. But in this case, Melissa is just basically glouring like, oh really? So you and Dolores, like she's like, you guys weren't even at her engagement party and Dolores cuz I don't care though Okay, I don't care what anyone says I fucking love Dolores. Oh, I love whatever who cares I'm list is like I know but I'm like what happened here and first we go

Well, she's also a bride. She's also down a bridesmaid. So let's not forget that. We all have the internet. Girls and my rag girls. Because of course, Dina just dropped out of the wedding. And so Teresa replaced her with two people, who she needed on her side coincidentally in this season. So the producers like, do you think Dina being at the engagement party had anything to do with you not being invited in the first place?

And Laura's goes, I'm not talking about Zina. Not ever. Wow. Well, I mean, I still don't really understand why Dolores is so mad at you. I know that she's like BFF with Caroline, but it's just, it's a weird one. So Jenna first night, well, so she said, she said it came to hit an envision that she saw it's walking us down. Yeah, this bridesmaid's a vision. Like Teresa is the oracle of Delphi all of a sudden. And just like,

Oh my God, I had a vision. It was Jennifer all along. So Melissa's like a slot. Yeah. Um, yeah, this is obvious bullshit. So Melissa's like, well, Dolores wasn't even invited to the engagement party. Why? Because Dina was.

And here, Louis and Dina's man have an argument over business. And these two are no longer friends. And all of a sudden Dolores was meditating. All of a sudden, Teresa was meditating. Oh, so convenientoris was meditating. All the sudden, Teresa was meditating. Oh, so convenient, that meditation moment. No, can't be. Yeah. Yup.

Sinai, everyone's watching. You're an asshole, okay? Your brother's an asshole, and he skipped everything that he has been invited to this whole season as a fuck you. So what are you complaining about? Okay, just pick a line. Okay, just hate to be quiet about it at this point. True, but then Teresa's always the one who's like, family, family, family, you should be doing this for me. Yeah, she needs to shut up too. She was taking up too much

my bed. They got to take a ride up the Garden State Parkway and take an exit at Shut Up ville. So then Danielle is like, she's like, you know, she's like, it's very uncomfortable right now. Like it's like, you know, when a cat goes into a situation, the hair goes up on the back, it's like, wow. That's how I feel. Why is this cat trying to explain animals to us? Why?

Does this cat think that they're the only people who've seen cats and hamsters before? Those are very typical household pets. I just like the specificity that Danielle used. cats and hamsters before those are very typical household pets. I just like the specificity that Danielle used, you know, like when a cat is in a fight and it goes meow, you know, that's what that's how I feel. Well, here's why I'm excited for Danielle because like a cat, handy, Danielle is sterile. Okay, she really does. Because she's like, she turns to Vart and her mouth's totally full. She's just talking with her mouth She's like, so what that's about to look like with situations

This is like food splurding. I'm like, this is a one that you need to date Frank I know for caught just spraying across the table. Yes Some Margaret's like she's like, I know well, you know what you start that in a half Oh, feels so good to be able to resurrect off. That, you know what, you stormed out in a half. Oh, feels so good to be able to resurrect off. That was my word for last season. You were in a half last season. Oh, it was a very, very difficult

and difficult to be able to deal with. What? And Jamie was like, lucky for them, I did a little energy before I stopped ripping headdots. So we go ahead and eat because you're about to walk it your head, ripped off, just watch. Yeah.

Which of course she never does. This never happens again. And she's filming all of these talking heads after the fact. She knows if she never ribs anybody's head off. And she's still looking like the bit making herself, setting yourself up to be the biggest less, you know? She doesn't understand timing, okay? Girl, you're walking away at the peak of the fight

and you're also like, you're being set up to have your big fight and you're like, hold on, let me just finish my food first. Like, that's not allowed on Bravo. You never finish your food before your fight, okay? You might eat your food ahead of the fight, but when the fight's ready, like, you can't be like, she's lucky, she's lucky,

because I'm gonna get some energy from my fight. It's like, yeah, so let's just eat. Yeah, that's not how it works. I'm not supposed to actually go eat I know you're gonna say like when you say things like I will eat you alive Doesn't mean you're literally supposed to be eating at that moment. Right. I don't even believe that's real Asparagus you're probably eating them like my lawn my my larry some shit right now So Marge like well, I'll tell you this much. The food is magnificent and it doesn't run away. So that's nice. Like a dog.

You know what dogs, you know what a dog is, right? You know how dogs run if you throw a ball. Yes, we know. Oh my God. So Dolores has an announcement. She's like, we've been under a lot of stress. You know, what with all of us and our non-jobs. And all the nothing all of us have going on in our lives.

And we really haven't been out in a long time. So when Louis took me to Ireland, I mean, when Paul took me to Ireland, it was just so beautiful. We were in a castle. So let's go to Ireland. Like, I'm sick of embarrassing New Jersey. Let's embarrass a different country. I know. So they're all going to go.

And Ireland apparently is the bachelor party capital, the world. One of them says that. And then Mark, it's like, you know what, you know what they always say? What happens in Ireland? It stays in Ireland. I was like, I don't, I actually don't think that's true. And if you ever watched Real Housewives of Orange County, you know it's actually the exact opposite. And to Laura says, like,

since I'm a bride's maid now, I'd like to plan a party for Teresa. So let's put the other stuff behind us and maybe we'll have a different energy into the group. Not me personally, my energy's fine. It's only you, bitches. Jennifer Fezlers, like, I've been to psychics. Usually they hold my hand or close their eyes in some of the spirits. They're not often looking

into a cup of Nescafe. Yeah. So Lauren Manso comes in to read their drinks. And Angie, her name is Angie. And she's like, it's a law of this. I have to say this. Your cup is short and sweet. There's a ring on your finger. And Marge's like, oh my god, I got the chills. I got the chills. Oh, I'm freaking out. Oh, I got the chills. It's like a fish.

You know when you put a fish from its bowl into a different bowl, it's like that. It's like that. Yeah, this is just one of the craziest things. I mean, I can't believe how specific this Turkish cup reader is really being right now. And this is unbelievable, it's blowing my mind. So then Melissa's like, yeah, she's living in a castle

in Ireland, someone will probably come remodel that for her perfectly too, not jealous. So then I was Rachel's turn and Angie looks at it because okay, yes's what I see. First thing that pops up is a big V. Melissa's like vagina? Actually, yes. This cup is in the shape of a vagina.

Are you going to get a second vagina added onto you, Melissa? Melissa's such a basic idiot. And Angie's like, either, okay, listen, in either three months or the next three years, I see victory, okay, victory, something significant, really something significant in three years. Wow. This is how much are they paying you? Can I double it?

I love that, like, I love that hedge that she does in the next three months or three years. Well, three decades, three months, something will happen. Some points, something will happen. Something significant will happen. So, you know, congratulations. The view is the answer to victory. So of course, Rachel's like, well, family is going to quit to adopt a stepson.

She's like, that must be it. You're going to win. So, Martin's like, oh my god, is going to court to adopt a stepson. And she's like, that must be it. You're going to win. So Marge is like, oh my God, I love this because you know what, it's not her stepson. It's her son. And that's how I feel about my kids. We're very similar because I raised my kids. They needed me because their mom wasn't there.

And it was the happiest time of my life. So what's the problem for me? Okay, let's get back to it. It's my turn. That's why I'm still in Lexi's child. So he's mine now. So now it's Marjor's cup and Angie's like, hmm, there's something with a friend of yours, a very close friend. Someone I see her as a child. Now as an adult, someone you grew up with. I keep seeing the name. I see the letter L and then there's a very small well next to it and another V and

another V okay you know what stop it you're reading my Wikipedia page and I don't appreciate that okay that's been you'd find and it's a whale and I hate it and the L that's Laura it's obvious wow she really got me. I see someone with an L and then I see her stabbing, uh, Snickers creamer over and over with the knife in the back of the label, literally stabbing it. And she's like, oh my god, I've, she sees an L, how convenient since Jennifer's been talking about my friend Laura every chance she gets. Wow, this is nuts. And then we see Jen taking a selfie with Laura like Like, hi. I know. Janu was like, I don't know how for sure if you'd meet with Laura at all, and then she's taking a selfie.

She's like, hold on, I'm seeing something else. Seizing something else in the coffee, it is a beautiful house that's following in half. Oh, Margaret, you are a home wrecker. I don't know, I just pulled that out of thin air. Thin air, just had that idea. This is... Um, so, Fest is like,

Eh, what could Elming? What could El mean, ladies? And Angie's like, One minute, there was a friendship, and then there was fighting, and Fest is just laughing, and she's like, I'm gullible, but I'm not that gullible.

And, uh, Jen's like, Oh my god, my hearts are racing. It's racing right now guys Something happens later where you rekindle the relationship and Marge was like never never never That's just like that's not what the coffee cup says so jack is like this is so ridiculous I mean I know that I'm cynical, but like come on people so now it's time for Jennifer Aiden's cup and Jen's like oh god. Oh, what is this cup can to say about me and bill i want to know about my husband please tell me everything about bill or not bill oh my god it's gonna give me the end again so i just like i can tell your husband loves you and you're definitely about family

you want to spend time with your family I see that people have offered you things or endorsements endorsements. That's what I see here. I see hashtag ad in your little coffee cup. I am seeing here an email from a doctor Judy saying your past due and your payment for therapy. I don't know what that's about, but that's in there. It's weird So we see cliff of jihun being like, oh, yeah, I heard it to the great fun. I'm much more in demand than you are I'm arcing. Oh, yeah, I can tell by all you endorsements baby and then Jen saying my endorsement is my family And so obviously this woman has watched this, right? Because she's like, I see that you are in demand, but just endorsements. Like it's so obvious,

because there's no reason why Jennifer has lots of endorsements coming her way and the word. Everyone's like, mm, okay. And then Angie goes, but you turned all those massive opportunities and flowing endorsements down Okay, and then Angie goes, but you turned all those massive opportunities and flowing endorsements down because you chose to be with your family instead and raise your children properly Despite criticism otherwise. Oh my god, and Mark's like Lassily high, so I think I've never seen such a set up in my life.

Endorsements, that's not a word you hear every day. Okay. And Melissa's like, oh my God, I'm embarrassed for Jennifer. And you've all seen my new house. I'm embarrassed. And then Angie's like, how old is your youngest? Nine. You're just waiting for her to get older because that's when all the endorsements start coming your way. Assuming she wants to ever be a Broadway star again.

Just what the cup says. Just what the cup says. Oh my gosh. So, so Margaret's like, Jennifer, no one's endorsing you. You know who's endorsing you? Shaman. Cause you got 16 bathrooms and you're full of shit. Up, up, up, up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up Laura and you're basing your entire next season on her. Yeah. So yeah, Jackie's like, I mean, how would you even know about the whole

endorsement thing and Jenkins? She's a fucking psychic. It's set in the cup, Jackie. The cup, the cup was very specific about endorsement. So like that. And Jennifer's like, this is ridiculous. These women are just channels because they hear, I've got a future. I fun of endorsements. They're just salty. Salty like pink him and Nancy thought which is much more healthy as in regular stuff. Hashtag nothing add hashtag yeah. Angie goes I actually I actually read the word endorsement. I'm like so you mean to tell me jet like few years ago Jennifer gets an N.

Rachel gets a V. You know there's like maybe a C in there. Like a few years ago, Jennifer gets an N. Rachel gets a V. You know, there's like maybe a C in there. I think all of a sudden, now Jennifer gets the full endorsements in the cup. Yeah, and now Jennifer gets a full Lincoln bio. Give me a fucking rank Lauren. She gets a chat. GPT in her coffee cup.

So Jennifer's like, it was in the cup, it was spelled out in black. Now listen, I'm sorry, I didn't want in search of my lower man. So I'm sorry. Tell your mother. We respect you. And she's like, you know what? It's not okay. Not everyone has it in them to believe.

And that's fine. We still got more people of the lady who got a little bit of mashed potato and asparagus in my eye. What's your name? Danielle. Danielle. I mean, who knows? You know, people talk to dead people

so she can read some grind show up. Let's do it. Danielle, I see your family being close. There's conflict between you and your brother. I see him in a wedding, but I don't see you there. I see you calling up the sister and lawn saying, you better have, do this, have a buffet at this fucking wedding. You fucking bitch otherwise.

Hey, that's okay, that's enough, that's enough of the reading, I feel we get the point, we get the point, okay? But the sad part, is that you both still cry about it. And there will come a day when you can make a connection in a peaceful way. And Daniel's like, whatever it is here, it out loud, it fell out of everyone, it still hurts when I hear it out loud. And Jackie goes, well, I hope you guys do find peace. She'll, do yeah, do yeah. And this is where Danielle's just ready to let everybody have it.

Let's see how this unfolds. Jackie's like, 1,000% I do because I know the pain of not talking to a sibling. And Danielle's like, what were you all talking about then? She's like, well, we wanted to know more about the situation with you. That's the way you spoke with me, the manner, what were you all talking about then? Well, we wanted to know more about the situation with you. That's the way you spoke with me, the manner, the way you made me feel.

Well, no one's saying that you're not hurt. Mark's like, it's devastating. We get that. Jack's like what I'm saying. It's something that's missing from the story. We're just curious what it is. And Professor's like, I don't understand it. And that's the truth.

Daniel's like, well, she it and that's the truth Didn't he else like here is who are you? She doesn't know any of you people all right ladies you better be careful because I'm about to lay right into each and every single one of you, okay? I don't get it myself So I should be so it should be a period it should be a done situation Period, yeah, I think I let that period. I'm gonna say period and let that really roll through everyone, let them sort of take into shock of me saying, period. So then Melissa's like, guys, just let it go. And she tells us, I know what it's like

when people are digging at you about your family. Melissa, we don't need to go back into your family, okay? Keep it quiet over there, mop it lamps. So then Danielle's like, can we just let it go? That big thing, boom, full, pale. I would ever like to walk away. And you know, I was so blindsided by you, Rachel, that I was already just going into this conversation.

I was like, right, face, left face. That's why the face nuts by this. You're not gonna fuck me the fuck out for what you did to me, Rachel. Rachel's like, what, what I say? What did I say?? What I say? What did I say? What did I say?

Do we have to take this to human resources? I'm very corporate. So Danielle is like, she's like, you took our conversation and you made it look like I was all about me, sabotaging Margaret, which it was, by the way. So Rachel's like, I was not trying to sabotage anything. I wasn't. She goes, yeah, you threw me under the bus.

You know what it was like? It was like there was like a herd of wild elephants. You know, you ever seen an elephant that got a big, big years and a long trunk and the very tall animals that can move fast, they can move so, it's like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was an elephant. I think that was an elephant, dude.

But she was explaining to me because I was upset that someone was seeding that I'm this horrible person and I'm gonna hurt that, that's all. And Jen's like, well, I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Just speak and have truth. Okay, whoever told Jen the phrase, your truth, needs to be put in prison. Okay, because Jen is the kind of person to just keep using that phrase over and every time she's wrong, she's like, it's my truth, but it's not the truth, Jen. Okay. So of course, Jen is laughing evenly and her veins are popping out because she's totally been caught through everybody, but still nobody's calling out Jen, which cracks.

Right. So Marge is like, well, it's not true. And for you to say evil things about me, when I've been nothing but good to you, I mean, you're repeating it. And it was very upsetting to me. And that's all I'm saying about it. But Danielle, okay, Danielle, did you not say what Rachel had said to you and Danielle? We was coffee truck and we was coffee truck is what we were still.

Well, what's coffee truck? You don't have coffee truck in it. Well Paul can only have one coffee a day. So his talk is very short. And my, and Mark's guess, actually you said compensating. You were compensating. I'm the Satan somewhere. All right? You want to know, you want to know how I said it. Rachel's like, I don't care about this.

She was like, oh yeah, well I do. And I was like, Jennifer, fast, I guess. Whoa. Wow, don't let Jeff Fesla hear that. Okay, that would blow him away. So Rich goes, this is so beyond and like completely unnecessary. Like, I didn't say like, oh, Danielle said you're a piece of shit garbage, whore. Okay. Like, I is so beyond and like completely unnecessary. Like I didn't say like, oh Danielle said you're a piece of shit garbage, huh? Okay. Like just because

I repeated something that you said doesn't mean that like I'm using your words against you, I'm just using your words to make you look bad. That's all. And Rachel's like, listen, she's my friend. So I have to have a back to let it know what people are saying. And if I said bad things about Jen Aiden, would you tell Jen Aiden, I said bad things about her? Mm-hmm. And she's like, no, I don't think that I would actually.

And Jennifer goes, she's not a shit set of babies, that's a truth. So Danielle's like, listen, I try not to make a situation worse, okay? Do I maybe irritate a situation, exacerbate a situation? Yes, but do I make it worse? No. And what I learned from you that day is that I can't talk to you like that.

And Rachel's like, literally I don't give a single fucking shit. I don't care if you don't talk to me again. I'm saying that goes, oh, okay, got you. Got you, girl. Okay, got you. Here you know that got a girl got you girl got you got you girl. Okay. Got you here. You know that got a girl got you girl. Got you got you girl If you want to be on your high horse go ahead. Hope you fall off and break your neck Whoa

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