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Episode Date: December 3, 2019

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Hi, what's going on? Nothing excited to be here. This is our third recap that we're recording today because we took a couple days, well, we didn't take the days off. We got them off. It was four days off due to whatever issues. We've heard about it already all week, but we're all day at least. But here we are for a third recap, and it's going to be a fun one

because it's real housewives and Jersey. Blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink. But before we go into Jersey, let's talk about our new shows. Or are we allowed to talk about our new ones yet? No, the new ones are tomorrow. But if you're listening to Real House as a New Jersey, the little tease is that you might be particularly interested in one of our new shows that we're announcing tomorrow. But if you're listening to Real House as a New Jersey, the little tease is that you might be particularly interested in one of our new shows that we're announcing tomorrow. And that's all I'll say about that. Okay.

Oh, here's our other shows coming up this week. We're going to Saint Louis to record Real Housewives of Dallas live, tripped Tarland, part two. And we're gonna go to Philadelphia for two shows the next night. The first is sold out. That is going to be a recap of this here, Real Housewives of New Jersey. The second night has a few tickets left, our late show. That is gonna be a real housewives of Beverly Hills rewind. We're gonna do season two episode 14, where Taylor inspires the cat meme. All these years later. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. It's called beach Miami nightmare parties. I don't know. Season two episode 14.

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So far. Cyber Tuesday. So see you next Cyber Tuesday. Yeah, we'll do Krapins Thursday. But that. That's just keep an eye Tuesday. Yeah, we'll do crap in Thursday. Just keep it on. Yeah. So today is real has laws of New Jersey. Yes, this is I would got scared. I was like

My DVR said it was 90 minutes long and I was like, oh my god. Why is Brava doing this to us like Thanksgiving weekend? We want to like we want to like this to us? Like Thanksgiving weekend, we wanna like, we wanna like not work this hard on Thanksgiving weekend. Why are they giving us a supersized episode? It was a fake out because the last 30 minutes was cash cab that they crammed into the recording, so we'd be forced to watch it. But we were onto it and I turned it off right away.

You did, we're not very supportive Bravo people. We should be, well, we're not Bravo people. They can send us screeners, you're not Bravo people but Bravo podcasters They can send a screener to bastards and a screeners and then we'll be happy to cover more stuff But for right now. Sorry turn it off. Yeah, sorry. I But yeah, cash cab I haven't watched yet, but I will watch it I still love and I'm holding on to the idea of Bravo Home. Watch all of the Bravo home shows. Bring back Carson and Tom. Get a room with Carson and Tom.

I don't think they have a chance. They were like dead last in Bravo ratings. So wrong. So, how does Kim Zolsey get 10 seasons as she just like, as she just like re-arranged just the trash in her house while this amazing show gets sent off to the Bravo morgue. Not fair. Yeah. And we don't know if it's canceled, but most Bravo shows don't know if they're canceled this amazing show gets sent off to the Bravo Morg. Not fair. Not fair. Yeah, we don't know if it's canceled, but most Bravo shows don't know if they're canceled, because Bravo just never calls you back. They're just like, uh, just don't tell them.

Okay, so coming up now, it's real-house version Jersey, which starts right now. So here we are in Paramus. Gloria's glamorous Pyramus. Welcome to Pyramus. Home of the most beautiful sunset in all of America. And we're with Jennifer and her family. And there were kids, of course, who are like running around, like little banshees. And she's like, kids, Jackie and her kids are coming over. Then I want you to be very cautious

and not throw any bullets at them. I'm like, oh, goodness. Well, that's basically just something every mother says growing up in New Jersey. Don't shoot your friends. And you know, she's not talking about nerve bullets. She's talking about like actual real bullets, just like hanging around, just tossing them like, alright, we're not gonna send your kids. We're not gonna send any of your friends sleeping with the fishes.

No one's going in the trance today. So Jackie comes over with her kids because Jackie and Jennifer are like they're all good again much to Olivia's pleasure and because Olivia's gone through like a personality makeover and she's like mommy I love that you and Jackie aren't fighting anymore. Blink blink. Yeah I'm loving this new little fake Olivia. It's hilarious. On Best Behave, you're Best Behave, you're all in the world. Yes. So Jen's like, she's not mad at me so you guys can have fun, fun, fun.

And Jackie comes over with some Rose, which is a nice friend. And she also says you look very slim, which is also like a very good friend thing to say. I hope Jennifer doesn't fuck this up. Yep. And so the kids go downstairs to play in the bat, the giant basketball court, which also means that they're just going to be each other up because they're just like pounding each other. It looked, which is like, I guess what we did when we were kids. And they, you know, they Jackie and Jennifer are talking about going to Jamaica and Jackie's, Jackie is worried that Teresa is going to start with her down in

the islands in the Caribbean. Yeah, she's like, I thought we got over a tough, a long time ago. And then we have a clip of Jackie being like, it has been the sincere, do you think he'd be in the position he then? And Teresa's like the table is getting all bad even though like your husband's literally in jail and never listen to a thing you said and that's what the argument was about and you're still wrong

all these months later Teresa yeah still wrong but Jackie is doing something very annoying which is that she's going to do the bully thing like I'm being bullied. So she's like, you know, there's something that switches into Lisa, something switches in her and she decides to be a bully, okay? And as I was, when I was a kid, I was bullied for my weight, you know, and I'm like, I hate bullying. I'm never gonna, I'm never gonna be okay with bullying.

I'm like, well, maybe you shouldn't have gone on to reality TV because we know it's worse than Teresa, like a million Teresa's. Yeah. You want the internet? Yeah, you watched your show before you came on, right? Yeah. She tells a story of being bullied about being in high school and she was putting on lipstick and a guy came up to her and said, don't bother it, won't help.

And I was like, oh my God, someone said that to me, the first time, I put on the lipstick. Literally. And I mean, I don't know, that's really sad, but you shouldn't be talking to Jen about it because Jen is a fucking bully too, so what are you gonna do? Just gonna take whatever you say and use it against you.

At least Jen's a funny bully. Yeah. But count. The count's right. If you're at least funny about it. Right, Ben? I think if you're funny about it, it's okay. Okay, thanks, Ben.

Yeah. As we just rip apart people, we don't know. That's what I'm gonna say to justify what we do. Yeah. I'm like, I'm sorry. My entire body, I feel like my entire body is like, stored right now. I'm not just trying to get comfortable. I'm like, yeah, yeah, whatever you say, right? Yeah, I feel like my entire body is like, store right now. I'm not just trying to get comfortable.

I'm like, yeah, whatever you say, right? Yeah, I'm like. Well, poor Ben, he'd been a still sick. I've got a pajamas, I'm in my pajamas. I've got some new pajama pants for Target, and by new, I mean, I've worn them for four days in a row. And one of the legs is stuck under my office chair, and I just don't want to move it.

So my leg is stuck. I keep trying to move my leg, but it's stuck under my office chair. So that's what we to move it. So my leg is stuck. I keep trying to move my leg, but it's stuck on my office chair. So that's what we're at today. My hip flexor of sore. So it's like affecting like everything. I've got say out of, I don't know what it is, but this is just like, I did that thing

like I get a sense. I did that thing where I'm like, I'm going to sleep for like 12 hours to get rid of this cold, which was great. But now my entire body of sore from being in the bed too long would ever happened. So I'm like, just, It does happen, but I just consider it a part of life because God, I love my bed.

I don't even care. I wake up like, oh, Jesus, oh God. I'm going back to bed. It's like this is like an hell of a stupid. Oh, man. So anyway, over in Marge's house, Joe B is making coffee and Barbara over in Marge's house, Joe B is making coffee and Barbara comes in and she's like, Joe, what am I doing?

I'm saying, what am I doing this, Joe? And she's like, do you see what my eyes look like? Do you see this? Do you see my eyes? Look at that. Look. I don't have a stitch at make-up on. I don't check it out at the extent. Just look at my eyes. They look like two little rocks. Okay. Two little rocks. You found them grab them, put them in my eyes, so that's why I got you.

Okay, those are the eyes of someone whose mother's just ignoring it. Okay, Joe. And he's like, yeah, he's like, you don't have to twist in that show, right? So someone named Miriam comes over. She's a real estate lady. And Marge is like, I wanted you to come up with Miriam

because we got to load that land. All right, we could have load it. All right, we don't need 1.7 acres. All right, so she tells us when she brought her dream home, we also bought the house next door because I thought it would be lamp bare and death. All right. But you know what, I never did it.

And then I got, you know, I just lost it with many advise. They accused me of stealing a logo, which is absolutely fast. I did not steal the logo at all, but now it's customizing money. And now I have to call it by bankers to use my company. And now it's all a different haunted house that I bought. I can't even ask the ghost for rent anymore.

I just have to sell the whole thing. All right, I'm done with it. I can't have it. Don't break a can. Okay. So then Mel, Melissa and Gorgas Right the Gorgas otherwise now also the Gorgas yes RMA source for new beginnings. What does that mean? RMA that means

Rick at Tony Maranara all of it amazing meatballs. Yeah Rick at Tony Maranara amazing meatballs. No beginnings. New beginnings. I put lots of leather and high chairs. So I guess they're in a restaurant. No, I think they're actually with the exact.

You know, a long time ago. Sorry guys. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Oh god, here we go. You've been shit of remembered. There's a fine line between a restaurant and doctor's office on the show, because they all are at strip malls. But this time it is doctor's office. So guess what, shocking news from Melissa, she misses babies because probably babies, the only thing that give her purpose in life, you know, at no shade to envy.

Here we go, three shows in a three, Shes and a robe. And he's on babies. Heading on baby. Heading on baby. Heading on babies. It's so fun and so easy because it's so true. So anyway, well, no, this I'm not hitting on, this one I'm not hitting on babies.

I'm hitting on Melissa. I'm hitting on Melissa, who is like, okay, my kids are too old now. So I got to have another baby just to feel like the void in my heart, right? So So there she's think it's just exploring the idea of maybe having another baby and You know, because since she had her tubes tied she's gonna have to do some in vitro, etc. So They're talking about they got to test and check out blood work and ovaries and sperm and oh God I'm tangled in my

cords. I'm tangled in my cords just like I'm just like to just like Melissa herself my cords are all tangled up. So you can actually see Ben tangled in cords because we're on crap and it's on demand. I forgot to say that if you want to watch a video. Yeah it's very so oh God. So Melissa gets into like the examination like stirrups and her like her feet are up and like clearly like her vagina's exposed She's like Joe put the phone away put the phone away Just like hey, but they said it. They said they wanted my sperm. What way? I just got some on the desk. So like not now sir, okay? You can put down you know porn hub for the moment. What want us to come. That's it. It's poison.

What do you want from it? I just like that he's like trying to take a picture of his vice vagina while he getting like a medical exam. I mean, like, look, I love that he is like, you know, he's totally into his wife and, you know, but like, I just feel like it's just not a sexy video. It reminds me of a high school. My friend's dad was a gynecologist, and we were like over and he was like, yo, yo, I found like a video about vaginas.

Let's play it and it was like, cause it was like from his dad. Yeah, oh my God, this doctor is so gonna get sued right now. No, no, no, but it was just like some like microscopic or orthoscopic, whatever, like view inside a fallopian tube. It was like this tunnel. It was like very much like 2001 space Odyssey. And like the point is,

what was supposed to be poor and turned out to be very medical. And I think that's horrifying. I think that's what Joe Gorg is doing right now. He's been living my high school trauma. Oh geez. That's all right, it's taking me a minute. It wasn't gross, it was just tubes. It's inside tube. There's like the beginning of the

Like the beginning of Look who's talking, you know Gross. Oh, I love that maybe. Yeah, um, so the doctor's like all right, so next you'll be great You got a lot of baby follicles, so next up is sperm. All right, Joe. That was a my eye. Joe. Jesus Christ I didn't mean right now He's like, yeah, I got the sperm up. He getting 90 year old girls pregnant, right? Yeah, I'm gonna be getting I'm gonna be 90 and getting girls pregnant So then he goes into the collection room and they're like, okay, so we have some mineral oil for you He goes for my hand like yeah

Which you put on the penis. Yeah, and you're already lubricated. So then he like hands over his sperm sample. He's like, hey, that's good stuff right there. You can put that with the filet mignon. Like, let's not get it. And we have to keep any burnais. Did we really have to look at joke orca holding

his sperm in a cup? I don't need this show. Yeah. Jesus. So then Jennifer goes to a boutique called Anology, which is run by a woman named Anne, who we have to assume is the lady in the scene, is that she's got this crazy tan and big blonde,

I don't know how you describe that sort of like wet curl. It's not like a jury curl, it's just like a weird wet perm. That's exactly what we think about with Jersey. A wet perm. I think a very like hard perms from Yeah, very teased hard. But yeah, I was a, I put curly headed lady named Anne. Never gave up the dream of working girl. Basically, stylusic dream. Yeah. So Jennifer and trees trees trees Jennifer and Trees shopping and Trees is like

Oh my god, that's gonna look good with your Bobby's Jens and Jens dancing around guy It's my bad thing. Like two of the most obnoxious people in the world in the store together. And they're all the way in the scene of a guy holding a sperm in a crop. Yeah, they're actually like they're in sex with Avenue and they're only an analogy. Okay, like let's take a, let's take a seat. Okay. If you don't, let's talk about how Joe's doing. And she's like, I feel bad about him for like, for where he's at.

I was like, okay, good talking. And Dolores is there too. She's like, oh, you know what? I think it's great there. I'm like, what are you giving like a yelp review to the, to the ice? Oh, no, she says, I hear it's not great there. Like Dolores is like like dissing the ice Senate They got terrible reviews that ice yeah, you know I hear it's not so great. I hear they got a lot of pebble tile and

You know they don't even have a kitchen in the living room So you can't even walk for kitchen to living room to kitchen. You can't do anything I was like, man, what are we gonna do about the challenge? Like, you know, why don't you do something about I was like I can't do anything about it. I got like going on. I got Frank. I got the Pebble tile. I got David now. Boo's been dead for three years now. Just barely getting over that. So I can't do anything with ice.

But it sounds like you can use it. Vacation. I'm like, wow. Okay. We went from ice to like harmony. Sweets you're getting. So they have one sweet that holds four people and one sweet only holds two people. And so three of course, like,

I don't want to be with Jacking. Of course. So, Jack, of course immediately throws Jackie into the bus. She's like, Jacking came over for a play date. I apologize for hurting her feelings, not for being a comedian though. Oh, by the way, she says that you're mad at her. She knows that

Yeah So what else did that bitch Jackie say about me? So she called you a bully. Oh, yeah, well, she talks a big game when she's alone with you and those She can't help herself sort of like with Frank when you go when he sees Pebble tile Just jerks off all over it. You know, most of the problem though, is something about that. So Trees, like, well, I think, oh, yes. I just didn't think that's where it was going.

Like, how much sperm do we need in this episode? I don't know. Like, late in the afternoon, my brain's starting to mush. So Trees is like, you know what? We got a real sperm, all right. Yeah, you know what? I think she all right? Yeah, you know what? I think she's the bully because she's the one who's tired with the whole malicious things.

I'm like, that doesn't make some of the bully. Three. And by the way, she does say everything to your face, Theresa. Okay. Yes, she does. So she's like, me and her like, oil's in water, is it right? And I was like, well, you finally got that one right? Yeah, she're so proud. You're so proud.

You're so ready to road test that out. I was like, now I know, now I know that oil and wet and don't go well, but oil and vinegar is due. So I'm really excited to see lead and want today that that Jackie and I are like oil and vinegar. Oh, did I mess it up again? Blink, blink, blink, blink. Tantine best selling cookbook, other people.

Yep. So even a broken tree is coming once a day. So how about you, round little, all right? And so they're basically gonna get rid of Marge and Jackie because Marge is also making trees some add because she's nagging me. She's a nag. Yeah, about something, whatever, good about Danielle.

About Danielle being an awful fucking human being. Yeah. So now we go over to Jackie's house, where she's having a birthday party for her kid, and she's like, my priority is for the kids to have fun. We only need pizza and candy, which I was like, thank you. That's like, that is like a normal birthday party to me.

That is like, for people, for poor people, yeah. But it's like shocking, because you don't see that on Bravo. On Bravo, it's like, it's gonna be pizza and candy and a camel, you know, it's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, you don't need a camel, okay? And you don't need to know. That's what the battle is about.

Oh, I'm not watching you don't need a camel. Okay, I need a bad in the park. I'm not watching us to watch poor people. Okay. Get your kid of palace. Right? Well, Jack, he gets some pizza and candy. And that, I mean, that's like my current birthday party, you know, that's like my adult birthday parties. It sounds lovely. It is actually.

It's a little alone. It's no one there. It's just me like Actually singing alone to now I always had the God I love that song I was walking in New York last week and I heard someone singing that in a bar And I just walked away from my family and went inside because I thought it was my friend Aileen who also sings with bands and bars. Yeah, it wasn't hard. Then I feel guilty thinking someone else is likely to be with me. What's it actually hard? Was it Fergie? Was it Fergie? It was not Fergie. I would have known the difference between Aileen and Fergie for sure.

Does Fergie sing alone? Does she have an alone cover? I don't think so, but she did. She wants to wedded with heart on American Idol. That's, I don't know. My brain just like went there. My brain like, wow. Suddenly left like 2006. I just like, for G, because she put Taco Bell in her lyrics. I thought that was cute.

I like for G, because she peed her pants on stage And was like whatever look at my stain Okay, so Melissa and her kids arrive and you know and Joey are like with the ponies in the strippers Yeah, so Jennifer comes and she immediately starts judging the party, right? Yeah, I don't want to hurt at the aliens But this party's like a little underwhelming. Basketball in the backyard. We have basketball on my basement. So I think that's the real reason why I was pro Jackie's party because I didn't know it in general for so much. And I like the Olivia. Olivia was basically like me as a child. She's like, Jackie, I want to go inside because I'm not

really an outside person. It's like that was me. That was me as a child. I like, Jackie, I want to go inside because I'm not really an outside person. It's like that was me, that was me as a child. I don't want to play, I want to see your house. So then pizza comes in and all the little boiled boys are like monsters. I mean it's like a pack of wolves. I just don't know how people like parent, you know, the pizza comes in and all these little boys are like, this reminds me of like a discarded scene from Twilight. Yeah. So then to the backyard, Melissa's like, oh my god, sunny day blah blah blah. So Jenna, they're talking about this sunny day blah blah blah.

I don't know. They're talking about the weather and I'm writing it down. I'm like, no, it's like, I'm sure I need to talk about them talking about the weather. Super. Yeah. I'm amazing guys get in line. Um, so Melissa's like, so I'm glad you made up with, uh, Jackie Jen, that'll make it nice. And Jackie's like, yeah, we dropped all the charges. And we'll look what that's funny, because Joe was talking to Frank and he said, she would never wake up. And then could you have female attorney and you're just never going to let that bone go? Uh oh.

Yeah, because female attorneys always have to have the last word no matter what. So I love that this like really, like this throw away moment from last episode is now turning into gossip. And Jackie's like, well, he doesn't know me at all. And for him to like make that sort of assumption about me really bothers me. Bullying, cyberbullying, loya bullying. Yeah, no, it's just general misogyny. Again, have you seen this show before?

I'm like, last time I checked, one of them has been disbarred, and one of them hasn't. So that's all Jackie needs to know. Oh, that's true, actually. So Jackie, just like, don't get mad, Jackie. Just remember that. Just remember who's still part of the Bar Association. Well, actually, I'm assuming that Jackie is part of the bar association

because she has a lot of degree. We don't, do we know if she passed the bar, do we care? I don't think we do. But I hope that was a sick burn. So just stick with it, even if you're wrong. Sick burn, sick burn, bro. Sick burn, bro. Yeah.

So Jackie, they start talking about Teresa. And she's telling Jen, if we make contact for five seconds. It's like she hates me. Jen's like, she doesn't say, hey, you know, I bet you can tell with her like, you know when she's done with you. You know, and Jack is like, well, tree, oh Jen tells us, well,

tree would be done with her if she could stop running a mouth about her. So like, okay, cause so Jen's like going to be the army for Tree now. And then Jackie gives out party favors, basically how I give out Christmas gifts. Like here's your fucking Amazon box. It throws it in the middle of the coldest sack, and so that's people go through it. Diggin, exactly. And Jennifer's acting like she's so like offended by it when she was the same person who

last year was like, kids, if you put a spoon on the table, I'll get you anything you want from Amazon. It's like the same concept, right? Yeah, rival, rival. That wasn't a birthday. It's time for commercial. It's time for a grab.

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I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. App and Comedy So now it's time to head to Jamaica. So it's time to be packing montage. That means we get bill going, ooh, guess what mom is doing. She's going on vacation without us. Ooh.

And Olivia just starts going, like, slapping her fist in her palm and like giving snake eyes. Yeah. I can see what you're doing, mom. And you better have a gift for me. Yeah. So, Tia is watching Theresa pack. Like, on Theresa's like,

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This is really, this is excessive. But do you really want to go against the female attorney? She ain't ever going to let it go, bro. Yes, you won't have the less. She's always got the less wood about clothing and drawers, you know? It's weird how Jackie puts that. I packed my suits in the Ziploc because when I get there, boom, right in the drawer.

Like, you know, that's what people do with me on pack, right? They help in their suitcase. They put things in the drawer. I'm confused about how that's special about it. You know, though, I always respect anyone who has the energy to take anything out of their suitcase because when I'm I'm just always like it's just the other yeah like a week I'm like I'm like burrowing through my chest still in there I still have one sweater left from last week's trip to New York just sitting in the suitcase sitting on that or not on the bed

with a table so Bill's like hmm should fun. Did you plan it day by day? What are you gonna be doing? Day by day? Day by day, what's gonna happen day? What? What's gonna happen day two? Do tell, do tell. Well at the party Margaret said that we should,

Margaret came up with a good idea. But you have a comedy night. Like maybe it could be a rose. I could just roast everyone. But you have a comedy night like maybe it could be a rose Everyone Sounds saucy All of them all the way to the rose including Jackie after you just made up It's an equal opportunity mocking I made hello

Sounds like equal opportunity fabulous So Dolores is like all right. She's dialing on her project. Let's see if David's gonna miss me You've been sent straight to voice message. I got fuck this Jesus. Hi, Nicole. You're all you're okay with that Dolores You're okay with that. Yeah, I'm okay with it. Let me tell you something I don't think she's okay with that. Okay, I can get to listen listen She doesn't have someone spitting her spitting their asses in their cheese on her face when they speak she's not gonna be happy Okay, take it from me. Okay, the lores so Teresa

Are we at the airport yet? Where are you? Teresa, are we at the airport yet? Where are you? I'm like, I'm gonna go to the airport. Melissa Gorgah, I'm sorry, Joe Gorgah asked him a list of what happens if Jackie and Teresa go at it because Melissa might get caught in the middle. And then Teresa saying, I hope Jackie doesn't piss me off because I, you know, I take it, I take it, I take it, I take it, then, bam! So then, plane shots. Jamaica, Jen is in the initial sweater. I am shocked. I am shocked.

Glad you got many. And she has some sort of your hard worker. Her bag, I guess her bag is a scooter or something awful like that. And, uh, so she is like riding the scooter around the airport and every person, every black person that she sees, she's like, Hey Ma, Jama, Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma, you know, like half of people are like, I'm from, you know, New York, you know. Yeah, you ridiculous lady. And Ma is like, oh god, I'm so embarrassed by the chat in the hearts. Yeah, and then Jen's like, okay, you guys ready to eat some jerk chicken and say, yeah, man,

yeah, man, Rasta, yeah, man, yeah, man, yeah, man, I'm like, oh, God, please make this stop. It is awkward. It is awkward for us for sure. So Jennifer gives everybody their schedule a shake. Tonight we're doing a tasting of grom and then room. So I was thinking margin Jackie and one room and margin's like, I don't think that was Jen's idea. I think that was Teresa's idea. She probably exiled me because

she's never wanted to tell Danielle, you know, that she chose me of the Danielle and I don't get it. Do you know what what else my vagina's clap so hard It could hold a sack of papers. Yeah, just say it right now. Just very upset So now the women all arrive at the hotel, which of course is nice. So You know of course the mark mark written and Jackie have like a perfectly lovely sweet I'm like oh my god. This is wonderful There's nothing that can make us ever think that this is not wonderful.

It's a classically beautiful spacious suite. And we're very happy with this accommodations. And I'm sure the other women have something as equally beautiful and sensible as this lovely suite. And then the other woman arrived there, it was just like polatial and like five stories high and has like a swimming pool and a tennis court on the balcony. I know and they tricked them because the smaller one

is called the presidential suite. Yeah. Yeah, they got screwed. But the other one also has Teresa, Jen, Dolores is fine. Who's the other one with them? Melissa. Melissa. I mean, I'll take the smaller room with Marge, you know.

Yeah, they had it, they had it, yeah, they had a Margaret and Jack, you have the better option there because it's there the chill ones and they're gonna be like, they're gonna be sitting there being shady and making shady comments about everything. That's like what you want. You want to have like that, you want to be like two, because listen, you have a bed. What else are you gonna be doing in there?

You're hosting a cocktail party? Who cares? Yeah. So then Melissa's like, well, how did I get so lucky to get in this room? Why don't you put me in the other room? Like I'm shocked that she would come up with me. Yeah.

It's like, honestly, it was your sister-in-law who chose you last. Yeah, your sister-in-law said, I want Melissa. I mean, if I have to choose between a nag, a bitch, a piece of mold, some algae, garbage, tin foil, or Melissa, I choose Melissa. I thought it was so sweet of her. Yeah, she says she'll take the stripper anytime. It was heartwarming. You could take the stripper out of New Jersey, but you can't take the New Jersey out of the stripper something like that So Jackie's like well obviously I'm stuck in here because it's Teresa. So what did you do?

Mark is like who cares? You want sushi? Come out. Let's have some sushi Who cares and Jackie goes not yet? Then thereenderson two hours. And she goes, and your point is, you know what, I'm on T. Margaret about that sushi anytime might be happening sometime later today. Denderson is in two hours. How about that's like a lifetime away. Like I want to eat right. I'm going to eat this plastic cup right now. Just thinking that Denderson is two hours away. Eat it. Yeah. I mean, while the other sweet, they're like, they also have a spread. And Jennifer is saying, well, Jack, he's probably not even eating. You know, and looks like, well, you know, she's very regimented with her food. And I believe this is when we got a montage

of Jackie not eating food, which is really a special tradition on real housewives. If you get the, you don't eat food montage, that means that you really are in your spot on Bravo. Yeah. Hey, it means they can't accuse you of doing cocaine in a bathroom or being in alcoholic or cheating on your husband. So, I say anorexia for the win. So Dolores, like, you know what? She is who she is.

The house is regimented. Parents have to call before they come over. She gives party favors out in a box. It's like a lot. You know, that's just what she is. I, I just couldn't be I couldn't be close with it because Jack is you know because she's not all about family family family the way I am you know, I'm saying do I we're not cut from that cloth, right? Yeah, I'm cut from like a What do you call that cloth that makes Jim shorts that that's my cloth? I'm a ray on blind personal that makes Jim shorts that that's Michael loss. I'm a ray on planet personal.

Um, yeah, guess what's going to happen to you if you come over to my house and announced? You're going to get yelled at and probably get something thrown at your head. Maybe a rolling pin. I don't even bake anymore, but I still have a rolling pin to throw at people's head if they come to my door and announce. I don't care if you gave birth to me, better fucking call for us. So, so weird. Yeah, being all about family

Doesn't mean that you're not all about a schedule. So then Jen Jennifer's like so Dolores This isn't a trick question that will come back to haunt you at any point Do you consider Jackie to be a friend and Dolores is like nah, she's not a friend She gets offended too easily. Now I'm saying and she's like yeah yeah yeah she was she was bullying me see what I did there bullying me saying shit to me I don't like so yeah that's yeah friend no friend the problem with bullying is you fucking moron so Melissa's like oh god if you fight I'm gonna be in the middle and I'm trying to have a baby and Teresa's like it's long she doesn't push my buttons, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, and then the loriscus, she doesn't know when she's pushing

your buttons. What's this? Are we all going to say buttons now? Bons of disarray. Bons of disarray. Bons of disarray. So now Margaret, Margaret is now has a B in her bonnet. Her, her, her, what is her call, the McBeth collection or something. Her McBeth collection or something. Um, the best collection, Bonnie. The best bonnet. So she's like, Joe, she's

FaceTime Me, Joe, Joe, Joe. Okay. So guess what? So all the other group, they've got, they've got sweet. They got like, as far as I can tell, they got a swing pool in there, they've got a button, they got everything in there. We're basically in a homeless shelter. Okay. And we're like, I have cast. Okay, Joe, it's like, it's not fair, it's not right. And you know what, I'm not gonna let bother me because it's stupid, but you know what I'm gonna, it's bothering me, Joe. Joe, I'm mad, I'm Joe, you there, Joe.

You making coffee for my Lena, Joe. Joe. Joe. I don't know, at least Joe worked at the FaceTime this year. He got that, so. You know, can't use stars. But obviously Margaret is starting to get

angrier and angrier and angrier. Yeah, because the March is an afraid, you know, she's been last year. She had Danielle to contend with. If Teresa really thinks March is going to back down, March does not care. Okay. Yeah. That's new guard March and you're not going to get the March fired. I'm sorry.

Okay. That can work with like anybody else really, but it's not going to work with the March. Out with March. Good luck. Good luck. Good luck. So then Dolores calls her mom and say, hi, mom. Oh, Dolores.

How's it going to make? It's good, mom. What are you going to do tonight? I'm going to act like a big, whole mom. No, you're not. What are you doing, mom? You can cookies. All right, man.

I'm gonna stop that back. So then Jen calls Marjap and she's like, we're just gonna do from testing and I swear to hell over 10, 6, so one of my just like, I got to put up a spakes. Yeah, be right over. So now Margaret and Jackie get into the weirdest ensemble. Jackie is like slutty footlocker, and Margaret isn't like a 90. And they start walking through this resort

and be like, where do we go? Like we can't even know what to go. I'm sorry, we've been stuck in the servants quarters so we don't know whether which people are can someone guide us the way. I mean, it's the sweet, it's crazy. That's for you, Jen. It's for you, Jen.

It was like a Jersey dinner theater version of Ishtar. It's like the the old movie poster in Ishtar, then just wandering through the desert looking for this room. Is it the English impatient? If not, I'm saying Joan, that's for you. So, Marge, it's like, why didn't they just tell us how to get here? And so back in the big suite, they're dancing, they're trying to figure out how to do Jamaica dances. Most of the bargit gays are gone.

I've got to try to do this dance again. Okay, it's called the fling. Yeah. So Marge and Jackie finally arrive. And Marge is like, oh, this is beautiful. Wow. Wow. So we're in another building.

It's called New Jersey. Get it? Because it's such a small shitty accommodation. So I'm not mad. I'm not mad. But I'm mad. You know what, there'd been nice of you sent a cart for me. Classic, classic bunch.

Yeah. And it's like, I don't understand how digs at me. I bet you in this amazing room with an ocean view. It's like you flew to China for furniture that you've wrapped in plastic. Please stop pretending that you paid for this chip. Trip, lady wearing like a knockoff Chanel shirt. I'm not buying it.

And either way. Yeah, and also like you're wealthy enough, you're wealthy enough to fly to China. I don't know if this is what you're trying to say, Ronnie, or what you said, but like you're wealthy enough to go to China, but you're not wealthy enough to get to equally sized, awesome sweets. And no, that's not what I was saying.

I was saying, your cheap ass flew to China to get discounts on furniture. There's no way that you really paid for this trip. So stop acting like it. Either way, she's wrong. Whichever interpretation you want, she's wrong. So I'm not a well-traveled person. So I think flying to China's cheap,

just because the back of dishes say made in China. You see where I'm coming from? It's flawed pork person. Got I think flying to China's cheap just because the back of dishes they made in China. You see where I'm coming from? It's flawed poor person. I got it. Riley comes in. She's mad. She's like, okay, you guys get going with your podcast. Got it. Got it. Okay. Next scene. Got it. That would be Riley's podcast. Okay. So then what happens next is Jennifer comes in for the rum tasting. Yeah. And then Jennifer was like, yeah, yeah, got it, man. Got it. Got it. Got it with Riley Burber. Gerber. Got it. So rum tasting, they're drinking drinks and they're all drinking things and Margaret doesn't normally drink,

but she's drinking the rum because of why not. And she's like, you know what I say, this is I'll do respect Randy the bartender. But what cocktail you just made us, it looks like a beautiful urine sample. Beautiful urine sample. Did I ruin anything for anyone? No. No. And Doris, that is so rude.

Who called her Doris? You did. No, but someone called her Doris a while back. Who was it? Or was that real housewives of Beverly Hills? We're losing our minds, by the way, at this point in the day. Okay.

So anyway, Dolores is like, that doesn't work for me, my great. It's like, I'm sure you've had Whistly about. Dolores goes, oh, not me. And Jack says, Jewish girls don't give blow jobs. So they're all cracking up and just like uh... yeah we have to make an appointment for build them give me an orgasm he's a

real keeper uh... yeah she's like talking about that i was like please don't put that image in my head thank you very much actually i've been having an orgasm or bill making it he's like hello it's bill or a gasm or a bill making it he's like hello it's bill going to make an appointment to give you an orgasm here's daddy yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes I'll have what she's having. So today I'm being paid by Rob Reiner's mother in the capio.

So, um, so then like the bartender pulls out some age rum that's, uh, the age for like 21 years. And so Margaret's like, oh, oh, yeah, give it to me. So she likes it. I'm a major 21. She doesn't like jailbait. And everyone's like, no, yeah, give it to Teresa. She likes it in the middle of the age of 21. She doesn't like jailbait. And everyone's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. She said the word jail and 21, you know, and bait. Teresa's like, once that's opposed to me,

bring, bring, bring, I don't even fish. And Margaret's like, nothing, I was talking about the drink, 21. And Melissa's like, well, you know, there's all these, I would never say this about my sister-in- you know, there's all these, I would never say this about my sister-in-law, but there's all these rumors about tree sleeping around with that young good guy, which I would never say cheating on a husband,

which I would never say I'm mortified that people are suggesting that she would do that. Yeah, so basically Melissa's predicting that tree's is gonna explode. She's like, she's playing nice now, but she's gonna explode later, but she's going to explode later. You know, that's what people do when they're having affairs with younger people, not that she is, but I'm just saying that's what other people act like.

Oh, yeah. So, um, Melissa's giving March shit as they all leave. She's like, why would you do that? She's like, but it's a fatty joke. I mean, the liquor was 20 what? So I was just like, of course, you know, she's not gonna have sex with something. What is, at least it's a vape.

Like, what did I say? Like, it's 20 words. You know liquor, it's like liquor, it's like, it's almost like liquor, like me, like a lollipop, like a liquor. It's like, it's 21 years old, it's like jailbait. It's like, if you're under 21, you'd go to jail. If you tried to have this liquor,

so the liquor is like a jailbait. And like Teresa wouldn't want that for a daughter's because she's great mother. That's all I'm saying. Yeah. Oh, so then at dinner, they're pretty much they're not really acting blasted, but they have to be wasted by now. Yeah. Well, Jackie's like, wow, it's so great. We're here at dinner. I mean, I've been eating all day long. I mean, pretzels, vanilla bars, snacks, and visible sushi, like just so much food that I've had. I mean, gosh, you've probably seen it all over the cameras, right? Right?

Right? Yeah, I just like, I stopped and just like, oh, I didn't notice. And it's like, don't, don't, don't, the anorexia storyline is coming off. Yeah. So they were all there's like a 10 minute montage of the mortaring food. I have this salmon. I don't have the salmon in the jerk chicken, and the salmon, and the salad, and the salmon. And then Bob Marley shots come to the table, which is basically shots that I believe are in the colors of the Jamaican flag.

And so they're like happy birthday Jennifer and Melissa's like and congrats to Jackie and good housekeeping. Wow, she got a pitch in, you know, which was totally Melissa's way of taking it Jennifer to like make Jennifer have to share a birthday toast with Jackie's good housekeeping pitch, you know. It's like a little tricky. Yeah, you know, listen, I know how that works, you know, because you know that Jennifer's like, it's my birth. Oh, oh, yeah, I know how that works, you know, because you know that Jennifer's like, it's my birth, oh, yeah, I guess Jackie got into

good housekeeping also, fine, fine, fine. Yeah, no, that's what we're going on. Happy birthday to me, Jackie wins again. So Marge is like, what was your article about? And Jackie's like, well, when they said our twins were boys, I have a meltdown, but only on the inside, which you can't say, but you know what, growing up I wanted to water and Melissa like well yeah when when Joey came out I had

gender disappointment. It's like what how are the people how are the cast of real house lots of New Jersey educating me I've never heard of that. I know and congrats on giving your son's a complex. That's great. So yeah, so then Jennifer's like Yeah, the only reason I had a fifth child is we wanted Gabby to have a sister so that's what we did and Which well whatever so Point is this whole thing sort of was like I Just yeah, I'm I've waited so much on these this week I'm just I can't I can't are you are you about to go in on babies again or babies I can't oh Teresa is like yeah we wanted a blind

so we time in vitro but then we try naturally and we got a banana so I give credit to people going through a vitro's like what Oh, what she was saying in vitro didn't work at first. I think that's what she was well to be fair They that's because they went to a pizza place called in vitro's Yeah, in vitro all night Yeah, it was owned in vitro All of you was owned by a guy named Vito Yeah, oh wait you're talking about in vitro. Oh, I'm talking that I went into videos

I got some pizzas and I didn't have sex that night so it didn't really work Vito wallogy we was in Vito. Ology's that right? Yeah, it was very Biology yeah, so I just took so much Joe's sperm from that cup, but it didn't mean it's like wait a minute Okay, so so before we go further into this anorexia storyline, just because I have it pulled up on a website, this story, and there's an ad that keeps playing over and over, and it's gonna make me fucking insane. I'm gonna insert this here, okay? So, this week tweets. So Jackie during this episode was live tweeting, if you watch with you eat, you don't need lipo every week. Hashtag just saying. And then Jennifer Aiden snapped back. I'm not stupid enough to come back with a snarky

comment to someone who's a recovering anorexic. She can keep the shade to all to herself. She needs that more than I do. Real ass in New Jersey and Jackson. I know Yes, it was petty. I would think we but I took it down apologies to anyone offended happy Thanksgiving Yeah, so that's where this got for this is going Yeah, sounds great So Margaret says the thing that I think we were all thinking which is like because most is's like, I want to have a baby. Margaret's like, why don't you just get another dog? Yeah, she goes with Melissa, because I might be a feature and Dolores goes, this is an

April Fuz joke, right? And Melissa's like, it's now a never, I was like, never stop struggling. Get a fucking wife, please with your fake, your fake in vitro story like if she really gets if she really goes through with this I'm gonna be shot it's she's not no it's not it's not a shaming it just seems like a bunch of bullshit it's like when Tamra got that boxed baby that real baby looking thing she's like I think I'm gonna have a baby. Like yeah, okay. Yeah, no, just like a fake, whatever. So, so, Melissa then invites Frankie to walk in the envy fashion show, which, you know, what a big break.

Does envy still design any clothes? No, they do not. No, not required in a jersey. Bring back the posh fashion show. Don't try to like muscle out posh with envy, okay? I'm not down with this. Bring back posh, the true fashion show. Don't try to like muscle out Posh with envy. Okay. I'm not down with this. Bring back Posh, the true fashion show of New Jersey. True.

Yeah. So they're like pestering Dolores about like, you know, shouldn't you be engaged by now to David? To David, like you, because David wanted to come to Jennifer's party, but then couldn't make it and everything. And, um, you know, like they just are like what's the deal like I thought you you wanted a commitment from David and now like it's been two years blah blah blah so they're just coming down on Dolores. Some people might think you seem like a pushover not me but some people like I got this girl so right please. So then uh Jack he's like well I think David would at least

like me better than Frank because he doesn't like me. He said bad things about me. And the Lord says like, oh, God, he said, he said something about female lawyers. Let me come on, come on with this. I'm sure, but he doesn't even know me. Just don't personalize it. All right. Just don't personalize it. It's female lawyers. The good wife, look it up. The good wife, wife the reader just look it up Frank is okay. He'll just make a generalization about women Put up some pebble tile somewhere our spin on someone do some reps and he's back at it the next day, you know, yeah, that's it So Jackie's like well, I think it's my friend and Jennifer's like well, she just said today that she doesn't consider

you a friend at all. Boris just looks at her like, what the fuck? Drake's like, oh really, you don't consider me a friend because I actually consider her a friend. Okay, well, I guess I'm just getting bullied by three people now. Okay, okay, I guess Jamaica is the land of bullying. Let me explain, jog with a bone. All right, let me explain. Just whatever, I'm not a dog with a bone. She's okay, dog with a bone. That's what I'm calling you, dog with a bone alright let me explain just whatever I'm not a dog with a bone she's okay dog with the bone that's what I'm calling you dog with a bone alright do I come over and announce do you call me when you have a

problem that's all I was saying dog with the bone okay yeah she's like do you ever call the check in on me dog with a bone I'm sorry I at last time I last time I checked the there's a toll free number 1 800 dog with a bone which connects you to me and you haven't called it yet. So I don't know, no check with me. So I don't know if we're friends. It's a loris. She's so silly. She's like, do you ever come to I've a come over unannounced? Like no, but you just made the point that she doesn't let anyone come over and out. It's like that's the thing that offended the loris the most. You can't just come over and announce unannounced anymore.

So Jennifer is like, I'm not trying to start trouble, but I'm just trying to let Jackie know that she that Dolores is not as much of a friend as her as she thinks she is. That's all. I'm not trying to start trouble at all. And Dolores doesn't back down. She's like, all right, here's what I think. You're not thick skinned like you say you want. You get upset over the littlest things. You get upset over that video. She says, well, that was cyber bullying. She's like, we was having fun and take everything so serious. You bullied it. It means. Yeah. And so now, Jackie gets mad at Teresa's jumping in and everything. And, you know, it's just like, you know, I don't take everything so serious. Just when I'm being made fun of on on social media, dog with

a bone, dog with a bone. You said mean things to me. You said mean things to me. You said mean things to each other. Luckily, you're both under over 21. So it's legal. Is it okay now? Is that okay now? Is that okay? That is saying number now? Just like you came at me first. now to say a number now? She's like, you came in mean first. Are we going back to that? That's really not fair. You said that you were telling the girls that if it looks like a duck, if it quacks like a duck, I mean, what the fuck is a duck?

I mean, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack. I was like, okay, can someone reset Teresa? Yeah, and Jack is like, I didn't put that, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like. I don't care. Yeah, that's why Jack is like I feel like when you have a bad day you can say bad things about me and I can't respond and that's just not how it works, you know So she's like so what do we go from here? I want us to be nice to each other. It's just like I still don't know what a duck is I feel like just had a colonic right? Jack is like I don't feel great because you know

I just I don't feel great because I just found out Dolores doesn't like me. I was like you just had a colonica right? Jack is like, I don't feel great because you know, I just I don't feel great because I just found out Dolores doesn't like me. I was like, oh my god. Dog with a bone. Dog with a bone. Dog with a bone. So Jack is like, can we just like move forward? Can we like, I don't want to stay, hold gradually. Can we just move forward? Move forward and here's the goes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah I'm like that sound convincing she just gets it up immediately oh so and that brings us to the end of real last lots of new jersey everybody fun times we'll be back tomorrow just to

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