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Episode Date: March 13, 2020

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Kay, yeah, let's just dive dive into new joys it's the second uh installment of the reunion traditionally I've discovered that part two of reunions are a little bit of the more dull ones it's they're usually not quite as lively uh this this is where I think they try to extend it they they draw it out so we can get to three episodes I'm still thoroughly entertained but this was more of a there was just like a very lengthy interlude in the middle where Andy Cohen just got fixated on Jackie's oral sex behaviors and I was like, is that we really still talking about this? I mean he went in on Jackie and her like lack of giving blow jobs. He went in harder on that than anything on the blow deck reunion with the men.

Oh yeah, and then when he says at one point, oh, that's an HR violation. It's like really, because you're asking your employees about like blowing their hot husband and like you stick your hands down, you're just stick your hand down, man's pants on your show. So yeah, I know since when does Andy go in,

I'd liberty to talk about HR violations. He is an HR violation and he's in one big HR violation Hi HR violation Yeah, so we end we begin where we end We begin where we ended last week look what if I speak like this now I will just read all of my text to vocal. What do they call it? Text like Siri. Yeah, text a speech. This is the bitchy Siri. What? Hey, Siri, what? Oh God, now my Siri worked. You know, who never works you?

Oh, shut up woman. You never work for. I had never worked. She never does. And I also find we're confusing like so my car has Bluetooth in it. So if I need to ask her for something, I have to press down a button. And so I press down the button and I hear the poo. And then it goes, doo-doo. And I'm like, am I supposed to ask the question

as soon as I hear the poo, or do I ask the question as soon as I hear the doo-doo? Or does the doo-doo mean, okay, you haven't said anything, so I'm being quiet? Because I found that no matter when I ask the question, she never really quite gets it right. the do-do or does the do-do mean okay you haven't said anything so I'm being quiet because I found that no matter when I ask the question she never really quite gets it right. She always winds up calling Whole Foods for some reason. Yeah, she's not the brightest bulb on the tree.

You know, Alexa has really surpassed her after I'm now Alexa turned on. You see, Alexa you don't even have to say hey she just listens to everything, okay? Yes, she's ready. She calls her best friend the government and tells them everything that I said. Yeah, too bad that, too bad that we don't have much, many interesting things to say open our, I feel bad for you. It's the most boring spying on us, you know?

We're like, oh, can you believe that crazy lady? Oh, is her dress adorable and terrible? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the poor NSA agent has to sit and listen to me talk about the fact that there was like a sale on degree at Target. So we got a two for one pack. Oh. So we begin where we ended last week with the Mars going that's how people cover spines

inside suck. Yeah. Yeah., but nailed it Now that you're welcome Joe You're back of Jim and so Melissa's like I think you're a fucking asshole and Jennifer's like I think yeah Yeah, yeah, so I'm Melissa's like you don't go and object at another human being because you're gonna walk What you're gonna walk with damn yell if you do that? And she goes it's not gonna happen with me sweetie it's like an object to fight off you know and I like that Melissa is so brazenly wielding her I just got someone kicked off this show weapon yeah like I didn't turn I

can do it to you exactly but I didn't bring up your after an. Tad yeah. And it's like you can't say that. You can't say you through it towards you. I mean, come on Jen, she goes, but that wasn't my turn. Yeah. So what does Teresa expect Melissa to have her back? But Teresa has never once had Melissa's back. And Teresa's like,

listen, she's a big girl. And you know, she had what? She had my back like what? Like one time like, I don't, big girl, big girl, you know, with Jack, she's not gonna jump in a bunch. Jack, she hadn't had my back with Jack. He even Margaret. And Margaret's like, please, I didn't fight with you. What do you mean to me? That's it. And Teresa's like, whatever. Yeah.

I like a lot of things that you say go. Like when she said it at Dama Dama, like I let that go, because I didn't really understand it, you know, but I let it go. Yeah. And he's like, so what do you have to say about people getting mad that you left with jam instead of staying with Millil

Sush and I don't care. There's six people here. I'm right. I don't think she threw it at you. I'm right. And Jen says I just wanted to make sure I understood what she was saying. It was like a talking stick. It wasn't a talking stick. So I used to put it on. Yeah, she's like, I just wanted to make sure I was clear on what you're saying before I freaked out because I was starting to freak out I just wanted your attention and he's like well, what does it offend you that she said she's winning as in Jackie's winning What what she said is like she's saving her money. She's I didn't get mad until mad until she said that her kids will be setting 30 years and mine are. And it's like, what about like,

aren't you supposed to be like the self-described comedian here? Like, what happened to that part of your personality that you could not even understand what Melissa was saying here? Melissa was literally making like a joke about her kids being set up, like what happened to that part of Jennifer? A lot of hypocrisy.

The woman's got child-wearing hypocrisy. Okay. Yeah. So Jen's like, I'm not presenting to her, I'm a child trying to kind of be set up. She's like, she got mad and be hanging along and cause the hug you said it in. And Thor is going to confess, all right?

I was mad, I was mad as well. It was the heat of the moment, I had made it, throw me in jail. I was offended in case anyone cares what I think. All right. You know what? I was having a conversation with you, Melissa, and then Jennifer threw the plate in,

and went into something else. And Jennifer goes, no, I threw the knife towards the plate. Like this, there's like specifics of like the, the, the, the flatware and the tableware. That's all being like, like reconstructed in this, this, no, I threw a napkin that would hit the knife that would then make it fall onto the place setting and make a clank.

It would all go towards you. It was like a root goldberg machine at this point. The dominoes head over the marble mob, the mob, the mob, the brother down the hill, then the mob, the tennis shoe, which kicked off a ball that rolled into a square, then opened it to a hole. What the hell? This is like, interesting. Yeah. Although, all night Jersey with someone's defense speed. Why? That threw a knife. Yeah.

Well, she somehow make it better by saying that she actually threw a knife, not a plate. I threw a knife at the plate. I was in your general direction. She goes, yeah, but I just wanted to get your attention. And Marge, Marge, because you know, but just a simple set reflex. I mean, yeah. So Melissa accepts the apology and she's like, can we stop throwing things?

I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it. I can't, we cannot stop throwing things. I'm like, boo, this is New Jersey, we want everything to be thrown. Throw it all. I know, and Andy goes, table future, you know. Just kind of enforcing that he loves all this violence

in the first place. So where are we at? Why are we where are we apologizing for anything? You know, exactly. So then Andy starts asking Teresa about her super bowl commercial that she shot with Caroline Manzo. And he's like, he's like, so tell me about that. I mean, so for you guys to shoot together, I mean, you make them back up a dump truck full of money and she's like, huh?

Say it again. You did it for the money is what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, of course. I was like, what the fuck? She called my lawyer and then I had to talk to her. I didn't like talk to her and then we talked to that and then we got into that and she said, when we's going to see Choto, we're going to sit down and talk. And I'm like, excuse me, you don't tell me what did you stupid?

And then I was like, well, let's ask her, we didn't stand up for me. I'm damn girl told, yeah, that I was fucking 721 years old. Oh my god, I'm out of. Yeah. And so Andy like presses her for what she talked about. And she's like, I said, I'll be honest with you. I think you're a fucking shit person. You were friends with me and my sister and Kathy come on the show and then you just fucking dump me like I did some sort of dump truck with money and you even throw me about the

dump truck, you know, like, like, you know, Teresa basically mad that Caroline didn't have her back. Yeah. How odd that that doesn't even ring any bells inside. It's not true. Yeah, that's exactly right. She, Tris goes, it was all damn against me. And then when I asked her what she went with them,

she goes, well, they did nothing to me, which is exactly what she says every single episode about Jennifer. Yeah. No matter what, you know, I say no matter what, you're going to think you're right. And I was going to think I ain't right. And nobody wants a cannoli machine. I ain't, listen to what, you know, I say no matter what, you're gonna think you're right and I was gonna think I ain't right and nobody wants a canola machine. All right, let's just do a job.

So does Teresa still think that Caroline is the rat that called the Feds and Teresa sort of like, no, but she's kind of like, you know, the things that she said probably put us on the radar and she's like, you know, I'm not blaming anybody else. I'm a big girl. And I think what I have to do, you know, it's my opinion to have I feel, you know, but like, you know, if if we didn't, you know, if I let's just say if you just, if we, if we, I can't even say what you said, I'm like, I'm like, I don't remember what Teresa was saying, but it sounds exactly like what Teresa was saying. Like, let you say, if a ham bit for the show, you know, well, either way, that's actually a little farther ahead, but the point is she's now saying that she's not blaming Caroline,

but she, you know, she clearly sort of does. Yeah, she's backtracking and Dolores jumps in and And she's, you know what, Tree, you know what, you can say a lot of things. I'm not sticking up for Caroline. And then he goes, oh, yeah, you are. She goes, all right, I'm sticking up for Caroline. But you can say she turns on you on the show or whatever, but to say she called the feds tree.

She's, all right, maybe I said it at the wrong way. And Dolores goes, that's it. That's all I want to hear. That's it. Yeah. Which I don't know. Yeah, that's it. I the words goes, that's it. That's all I want to hear. That's it. Yeah. I don't know how that's better. Like what was the right way? So then Andy is like, well, this is a second reunion.

And we are determined to board the fuck out of everybody at home because it's tradition. So let's talk about Dries shitty marries. I know it's another bravery montage for Theresa. So montage of this marriage. And so when we come back, it's like all that stuff. We see Joe saying shit to Theresa

and the kids love their dad. And blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. By the way, Joe Judeys, wow. Wow, you know it's hilarious. It's not really hilarious, but it's sort of hilarious in its own twisted way. The guy's in its own twisted way. The guy's in jail for four years.

If he finally gets out of jail, he gets immediately sent to ICE, which was not part of the plan. He sits there in ICE in the shoe for a while. He's like, you know what, fuck this. I'm going to Italy. I'm going to go to Italy where I can have freedom and I'll be safe. Now he probably can't leave his house again. Yeah. Well, he did get a doctor degree.

He's walking around making Instagram post like, yeah, so what? Who cares? This fucking coronavirus. Come on. Like what what is it? A big bad boss? Don't come. Like, you know, he's brain. I shit all over the place. You know, he is. The Geronavirus. He's the one spreading it to the old people homes in Italy. Yeah. You know, like, come on. So what? I'm just gonna listen. I got a drug. He's like, what was the check out? You see these drugs?

I got these. He'll save you. Yeah. Selling coronas on the sidewalk. Deeras. So basically, I mean, yeah, Marge and Melissa are sitting there pretending they're crying, which is hilarious. I can't.

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to the way you find a speaks to me which A is true and that's I'm glad you says that but it's also kind of funny how she's sort of saying it as if it's like this very sweet thing that she's saying, which is actually totally like your dad sucks, your dad fully, fully sucks. And Andy is like, is that true Melissa that he was always nice off camera? Melissa's like, uh, no, no. She's like, he was definitely worse on camera because he hated, you know, the cameras, but like, he was definitely worse on camera because he hated you know, the cameras, but like he was never nice to her. He never kissed her.

He never hugged her. And she goes, he didn't treat me bad and nothing or I wasn't the stated. I had a great marriage. And everyone's quiet. And Melissa just goes, you could do a lot better. And then she's like, no, you then you're getting really pissed off. It was so good. It was so good. So Andy's like, okay, so true tea. I run into you in Miami and you're with a group of guys and I was like, look, Joe's in the can. What? How do you get into a can? How's he fit into a can?

They got human sized cans. No, it's an expression anyway. Joe is in the can Hey, I hope that she's getting her pipes cleans No, no while my brother comes it means the pipes when they get clogged is that what you talking about? No, but that's a great fantasy Let me have a moment with that. Oh, yes. Thank you and I Climaxed all right, so now we're talking about Miami and the guys you could have let me fuck if you were decent friend Let's show one last picture of the body I had before I gave birth to a child right? Let's look at everybody look at those muscles and we're back Yeah, so what was happening? We again, you're trium, and she's like no nothing. We were just hanging out having a good time

Did you down dog him? Why would I put down a dog? I love the dogs. And then we get a clip up if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck. And March making her up to be said, that's, you know, she needs drinks in a minimum age 21. That's what she likes, which was only could only be taken offensively by Teresa, because it's like a nice thing to say. It's like Teresa would never be a petafile.

Yeah. Who gets mad at that. Um, and then, uh, the Teresa versus Marge stuff with tree getting mad. Yeah. So Andy's like, so how did your kids react a little shooting rumors? And she's like, now I tried to protect them. But like GF found out from my brother in law, oh, I was so mad. I was so mad because it was Joe Judei's brother. Of course, you told GF that because, you know, clearly Joe Judei's comes from great, great people. Great. Well, it's just Teresa is not that sad because she has another Joe in her life to blame for everything, you know, that's true. And she's like, my kids don't got in and then I'm not in that. Okay. So Dolores is like, well, you know, here's

the thing, Andy, without the show, Joe and Andy goes, well, it wouldn't have been caught. If that's what you're saying. Yeah, yeah Andy goes, well, it wouldn't have been caught if that's what they're saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it wouldn't have been. Well, she goes, he wouldn't have happened without the show. This wouldn't have happened. That's what the family doesn't like Teresa without the show. This wouldn't have happened. And he's like, uh, you mean he wouldn't have gotten caught? Yeah. And Jack, it's like, listen, Teresa, I just want to know when I said those comments about you, you know, being with a young person, I just had the video of the night that Jen made fun of me and you put it on your Instagram and I was

still very upset and was, she was like, no, no, I don't care. I don't care, Jackie, I don't care. She's not, no, but I need to apologize to Lisa because I was so hurt and I wanted, I just was so hurt. I don't care, Jackie, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, joking, I'm not, I don't care, I'm joking. But I just wanted to hurt you, it's joking, I don't care. And if you asked me now, I wouldn't have said it. She goes, got it, got it. Oh. I know, Trees, it's like so dumb. She's not even mad at Jack, she's like literally, I don't care. So, and then what about Margaret, and that was comments.

So Margaret, sort of more or less admits that she made a dig at Trees, but it's like a lighthearted dig. She's like, you know what, though, if she was cheating, who might have speak? Okay. It's not up to me to talk about what people do behind closed to us. Okay. But I can't tell you what happens behind my closed to us.

Okay. Sex in the morning and construction in the afternoon. Okay. Because we got contractors. We got contractors. And he's like, all right. Well, you know, Teresa, have you fucked? Well, have you had a penis inside of you since you can't understand any other ways than I put it.

No, I need my name, my name, my name, no. Well, what about the pool guy? He's a ding, ding, ding, on friends, his hand, he's like, is he single? God, looking, can he clean my plaid, skinny, down dog, me? Maybe tree pose me right on the cornhole. Let's say you but in True like really on brand for what we should have always known the pool guy has a 28 year old girlfriend

So he's off the market. Well, I shouldn't say he's off the market It just means he's got a 28 year old girlfriend. I mean, you could still wind up fucking Teresa seems like yeah I don't think he's also I don't even know that he has a girl Well, I guess they did say he has a girlfriend. Melissa said he's all over Instagram with 28 year olds. So I don't know. Oh, is that what that was? Yeah.

He had to apologize. So he's skanking around. Which guess what? That's why you shouldn't let your man work out because that's our natural response to having a good body. Okay. If I had a good body, I'd be dead by now. Okay.

Do we think that I'd be dead of something by now? Something. Do we think that there's going to be a spin-off of like time to we set boyfriend It's like Dreamy its world or something like that. Do you feel like there will be like a bravo a limited Five episodes six episodes series where Teresa and her two best friends that we've never met before and then occasionally Dolores go and like try to set her up with guys friends that we've never met before and then occasionally Dolores go and like try to set up with guys. Rosanna and Rosanna. Rosanna and Rosanna.

Yeah, Rosanna and Rosanna. Um, so he's like, what kind of guy do you want? A guy that makes a laugh. Can she even talk? You know, I mean, no, she can't. I know the answer to that because it's Theresa. Come on. And Theresa says, Joe never made me laugh. You know, I don't have to that because it's treason but come on and Teresa says Joe never made me laugh

You know, I mean, I don't ever remember laughing what Joe I Want my next guy to be Jewish candy because they're funny. They like holes with bread. They like bread what holes in an ambient Jennifer goes yeah, now you can go on jade date. I don't do that.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.T.I.I.T.I.T.I.T. That's it. That's what I want. And he's like, well, I lean, I lean from Bill's Marks, says before Adriana, you tried in vitro. Would you try that again with a new man? I'm not sticking anything in my vitro in the array. It's too kinky for me. All right. I'm just a very lady. All right. But I'm thinking about it. I might freeze my eggs and stuff. And I'm like, uh, listen, I'm not trying to age him. but I mean even Andy like he goes, uh, times time to tick and he's like tick tock whatever, you know, she's like,

like, I don't think she's gonna understand. She's like, no, I know I gotta make an appointment. Yeah, time's running out for appointments this week. That was funny. He's like, come on, you better get on it. Yeah, you're a little late. Some of us are just so you know honey to Jan and Jan goes, don't come in honey! Because your friend there wants a baby too. And Andy goes, so is it okay when Tree wants to do it even though she's both lady with lose legs, freezing racing space, the new freeze, the little raisin. Can I have to get out? I'm just like, she would be experiencing something new with somebody new. God, she was like, hold on to that bad ass, you hurt it her first. I'm almost like, okay, so I can have a baby, but just with someone else is not my husband, right? Jennifer's like, yeah sure, sure that works out. Yeah, that checks that's that's the story line.

So that's because so she's not too self-absorbed to have a baby and check us now and I don't think so and then the whole other couch the entire couch just starts going wow wow wow wow just my favorite jersey trend of the season wow I tried to you know what I tried to give myself a whale embryo inside me with an individual and guess what got sued by a vine's again like they they you know, I've had enough. Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder 's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the buildup, why it happened, and the repercussions.

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So they come out. They're carrying Bill like they carried him in the Under Jersey shore when he was wasted. It was like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha haha haha, it's fun times. They all sit down and Andy's asking questions He has Bill something. I don't even remember what he asked Bill probably like wow you got Drunk he's like yes, and then he's like Frank is Joe Gorga a good kisser? Yes, yes, but he just takes it too far. Yes, we have. Yes, we see my penis backstage Well, David's with Dolores now, but they're waiting for you Frank. Does she spend the night?

Dolores is like, yes, we have a curfew ante, all right, and you never can believe how old she's 30. She's 30 years old. And the guys are like, yeah, bro. Yeah. Yeah. So, he's so, Joe Benino, any progress in the home renovation, tell him, Joe, tell him everything. OK, tell him that you allowed other contractors to the house. He's like, well, Margie, let me allow other contractors

into the house, tell him, Joe, tell him, tell him everything. Tell him, tell him that you allowed a whale in tune He didn't tell the new advise oh god braun TV. Oh now. Oh god We're gonna use that empty a big part of deathland Beside this now all right, Jim tell them tell them what you did And he goes well, I have to approve of them and they have to be friends of mine because we're Italian and he and he's like all right Oh, and he goes well, this is rude, Mark, have you fucked any of the contractors yet? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I like that for the first time ever, Andy preppers one of those questions with, well, this is rude, but, like, oh, this is the rude question. So then he starts talking to Joe Gorega, who has so much lip gloss on,

I feel like he just, made out with like a like a Blastex Thing I mean it was just like his entire every everything between his nose and his chin was just shiny Yeah, oh Gorgah buses little stripper heart. I love him. Yeah And and and Evan and he's asking Evan if he knows any Jewish guys for Teresa. And by the way, Evan, Evan has a darker fake tan than Teresa does. This is the first I think we've seen on on Jersey. One of the husbands is even more, is even

Tanner than Teresa. This is probably real. You think so? It looks kind of orangey and uniform. Maybe. I don't know. I just, I just feel like rich people everywhere they are. It's like really sunny, you know, because the rich that that Denver Nuggets, Colorado, some time. So he's like, so, and how do you feel about your wives and on national TV that you don't give you BJs and goes, actually it actually it was great Andy because it kind of added pressure on her So that was fun What Bill said was Andy's like so Bill do a lot of plastic surgery on your own wife, huh?

And Bill's oh yes Andy Hmm actually I do plastic surgery on all of my family, but Good job, eh, I don't think you're supposed to do that. But hey, I love a bargain. Yeah, seriously. So, um, so then we get like a montage of wacky husband's blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And when we come back, uh, Judy asks, Hey, uh, why did Joe not want Antony to see a sex ad video, but then he had no problem showing Danielle sex tape

to your friends. What the fuck? What the fuck? The question is that anyway. That was right. It was right. It was question that's stupid. I know.

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maybe open a business someday, something ridiculous. You know what they would do? They would look at one of our sex tapes. I'm like, I think, I would do it. I don't know if these women would. I don't know if these women are like hankering to see, like Frank Catania, you know, bang a waitress and color his little apple margine.

Well, he's specified. He's like, you would have watched Evan's sex tape Bang a waitress and color his little apple margine. Well, he's specified. He's like, you would have watched Evan, Evan sex tape entry goes, yeah, it was Evan. But, you know, Jackie, Jackie didn't, they didn't have a lot of angry faces of Jackie, but that could be a, this could be a future problem. I'll just put a bookmark on that.

Okay. So Andy's like, so so should you reproport? Repropose to Dolores Frank is God the only thing a woman could possibly want is to marry a man What else would a woman want in her life? Then to be married, right? Yeah, I'm so glad that we're addressing this for the fourth year in a row Wonder if it's change in any possible way I'd like to ask this next question to Ariana Ariana. Why won't you have a goddamn baby already? All right, I know it's a different show, but I still need to get it out there. Hey Robin Robin Dixon still have feelings for one

Still have feelings for one anyone. No, okay So so yeah, he basically asks, he's like, so Frank, or you got another proposed, why doesn't the lorish is kicked David to the curb and Frank just proposed and Frank's like, that's not my place, Andy. I'll tell you what my place is to spit everywhere and knock over pasta. That's my place. Tell me about it, Andy. Cheese. You know, I need to marry the fucking Roomba. I'm going to tell you that right now, Andy, right? The Ro roomba does more work in our house following Frank around than any wife could ever do, right? And then Delora says, you know what, Andy,

I have the best of both worlds. David says, go do whatever you want. And I have a guy I like spending time with once in a while. If that doesn't say the best of both worlds having a casual experience to someone I sort of like and the freedom to go to the hallmok store I don't know what is All right, well here's my next question. Will Evan give me a blowjob? Anybody anybody want to take that? All right, Evan, your wife hasn't given you a blow jobs. Would you be open to closing your eyes and receiving one from an honest mouth on the stage that might be sitting here in the center seat. And now for the question about the storyline that proves storylines can be idiotic and go on for way too long and still be interesting. Unlike Lucy Lucy Apple juicy the fight over pizza and a kids birthday party.

What do you think about that? He's like, well, I believe in not spoiling kids. And we can give him a pretty good life, but I'm a true believer that if you give kids more, they'll keep asking for more. If you want them to earn it, you know? Yeah. And Bill's like, well, I believe in not criticizing other people closing my eyes

And not asking about anything that's happening below my belt. I mean I'll accept that offer And it's like yeah, you leave that to your wife, right? And then Jennifer's like you know what he would kill me if I had a pot and only gave pizza if there was dust there. I'm like, you know what, stop it, stop with this. First of all, I mean, there's like maybe like a half a minute to the point that like if you're having a bunch of adults over and you're serving pizza to the kids,

maybe you get something that's like non pizza for the adults, maybe. But the truth was this fight was not originally about pizza. This fight was that Jennifer was saying that Jackie is stingy with her money as evidenced by the fact that she only gave pizza, which is a very, it's subtle, but different thing than saying you had a pizza and you were like,

you weren't being, you threw a shit for adults, which is what she's now changed it into. It's not the worst thing to say at someone, like sure maybe she should've had some salad or some sandwiches, but at the same time, it's a kids birthday party and maybe you could have eaten pizza and gotten over it because pizza is delicious. Yeah. So, Jackie's like, you know what, you guys do you, but you don't have to criticize everybody

else. And she goes, yeah, yeah, there's a spectrum. Whatever that means. And so Andy's like, I'm not a good person. But a size spectrum. Whatever that means as I Exciting spectrum Birthday kids birthday party spectrum and Hurt shelter in the rather spectrum and having terrible birthday parties that's what I meant So I'm so blue how did you allow these guys to journey into a Julie? Guino and he's like I said to Frank. Oh

No Dolores says I said to Frank if anything happens to Bill Aiden, you're fucking dead, alright? Yeah. Bill D'Eurg, do you regret the fishing trip? Oh no, it was a great experience. I just loved it. There, my chest hair was out, bosoms ablaze in the the wind with my closest male friends just bunch of men all together Getting rowdy on the high seas. My breath is getting short just thinking about it Fun time and what about Joe Gorgas saying you need to bang your wife more and Jennifer goes less and honey

My husband is fully loaded by your shit and My husband is falling loaded by your shit and black. That's how I go. I was like, yeah, yeah, I knew that was coming out. And he's like, well, it is interesting. You talk about being Tarzan every single day of your life. And then we find out you've got three sperm. I mean, come on. Is it interesting?

Is it interesting? I was just asking. There may be only be three sperm, but they're humongous. You know, they're like huge roared out Spirms. They're like always fighting and rolling around. Yeah, they've got like spray hair on They're leaving like like spray hair stains and float the intubes Joe Gorgah your doctor came on and told us that the only sperm he's ever seen back neon is yours. Anything to three about that? Joe Gorgah weird your sperm, uh, tripped in the fell as I was trying to go through a screen door. That's weird. That was me. Right. Well, I do either one of you.

All right. So then Gorgah's like, uh, it doesn't matter, you know, I'll get you pregnant. My sperm was so strong. And Andy's like, definitely. I buy a laser. And anybody else want to stick their hand in a box and see if it's a penis or a fire drug. Hey, I've seen that movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Yes, I will be your junior.

I love it. Anyway, is there anything Bill wants to say to say to Joe right now about the sex things and whatever. Because Jennifer and Bill are like, you know, there's Jennifer says, like, you know, this sex life has picked up because the live via Zad of our bed at last, it's only been five years. So now that we can have sex, but you know, it's that. And Joe's like, yeah, you see what I did. I made their love life better, you know? I love the motivate. He says, yeah, which is great considering his Instagram.

And Melissa goes, yeah, he's a motivator. Martin, he's a sexual motivator. And everyone just starts cracking up at Joe being a motivator. And he could look so offended. He's like, how dare you? So then Andy's like, all right, Bill, Bill, please, then you left off Joe's comments, but anything else you want to say? And he's like, well, you know, in a common way, the most man, it's, to me, it's just, it's just sex. All right, there's more to life. It's not an excuse, Andy. If I come home and she's in the mood, we do it. If I come home and she's not

in the mood, I do it. If I come home and she's not in the mood, I do it. Mmm, got an air fee. There's so much more to life than just sex, Andy. I mean, there's the latest opening on Broadway. The Oprah Super Soul Podcast. Mmm. Well, you never know when there's gonna be a great sale at Neem Inn, is that my ride?

Mmm. And it's like, how can you with kids everywhere because 70 kids I'll be on the shatter and my kids come in like mom Can I get something off the Amazon and handy goes which bathroom? He hates her and it's so funny. She goes. It's a lot of kids at me and he goes, huh? It's a lot of bathrooms and he just like looks back at the camera He has no patience for this Jen character. Well, because she's been interrupting probably too much and making it hard for them to edit. So that's why he's probably pissed off.

Or maybe they're making Andy re-ask questions because of her. So yeah, he is pissed. Also, it also made me, also it also, it made me also think that her kids are just basically like Jack Nicholson and the Shining. I'm just imagining Jennifer just sitting in a bathroom and then like little livias like just burst through the door with an axe like, oh, playing no play makes a living. Very angry Olivia.

Well, they do always have like weapons as toys, you know, that's true. It's like a dart comes through the bathroom door breaks it down. Well, after all that talk about how the guys, you know, getting sex and Evan not getting his blow jobs and Bill and Jennifer working on their sex and Yadia and the sperm, whatever, let's move on to a montage of who's getting it and who's not.

Yeah, let's look at more of this. Who's takes loans in their mouth and they don't even die there and thanks for coming out. No. So, oh god. It's like, Joe, Joe, hey Melissa, Joe says you guys have six five times a week. Is that true? And please give me all the details, not an HR violation if it's in the book. Looks best interests, right? And she's like, well, we have sex three or four times a week,

Andy. And Joe's like, uh, uh, oh, six to seven. Uh-huh. Because if I don't get that, well, we have sex three or four times a week, Andy. And Joe's like, ah, oh, six to seven, ha ha. Because if I don't get that, if I don't get it six to seven, if I'm like, get it three, one time, I make up for it in the next week, right Andy, huh? Right, right. I'm like, we're really still, you know, it's not that I'm like a prude. It's not like, well, I feel like sometimes I am a prude.

It's not like, you know, all these people are game, they don't mind talking about their sex life. They talk about it on camera, you know, like, far be it, like, you know, they're happy to answer these questions. It's just not interesting to me. Like, I really don't care how many times they have sex. I don't care if Jackie does or does not give

blow jobs to Evan or if she likes oral sex. And so the fact that like we are now dwelling on it, like 15 minutes, it feels feels like I'm like, isn't there, there was way more interesting stuff going on in this show than this. What about Rosanna and Rosanna? Why not? Why don't we discuss them? How do they have two friends named Rosanna and Rosanna?

Or do they get them confused? How do they do the obstacle course and like properly delineate the two Rosanna's? How about that? How often do they wash their hands? That's a question I think we all do. How often do they have sex with Joe? Oh damn it. I fell into the trap.

He's like, so is that a new oral? Come on. If that man has to do world you, that's not fair. If he can't do what to me, I mean, right guy? And Jack is like, you know what? It's not him, Andy, it's me. You know, I just don't need oral. I don't like it.

And everyone's like, I've asked, look, I have a low sodium diet what does that mean I think he said that he was saying that he I think Evan she doesn't like it and he's like happy to not do it and he said I have a low sodium diet because like maybe vagina juices are like salty I don't know are they I don't talk about anymore I'm approved now I'm not talking are they I didn't know, are they? I don't wanna talk about it anymore. I'm pruned out, I'm not talking. Are they? I didn't know that. I didn't know that. I assume it's a bodily fluid. I feel like most bodily fluids have some sort of like salinity that's.

Oh jeez, I'm gonna start. I'm gonna start, I have to start calorie counting sperm. Like what the hell? I don't wanna think, I think body limits should be a free food on weight watchers. Or body, body liquids should be a free food. I don't think we should worry about like the macros and sperm or lady juice. Whatever you call it. Um, I'm just kind of some V8.

So Andy's like, well, I can't believe that all the women can take it or leave it with oral because he asked everyone. He's like, so you're like, he then pulls the room like, so who here likes the world? Well, this is important. And like most women are like, why can't believe it? I have so who here likes the world? Well, this is important and like most women are like, huh? Well, I can't believe it. I have 20 more questions about the world.

You guys don't even like it. And then he goes back to Evan. And he's like, all right, well, just, you know, go on Evan. Now, just because Jackie doesn't like, or doesn't mean she should deprive you of it. Or I was a question from Andy and Ambitan. All right.

So Evan, have you look inside your Instagram to see if you've had offers from someone just with Andy. Not even the last thing just Andy. I don't know what it could be. I can be remembered like, yeah, yeah, I got some weird fucking offers from someone with a really weird little pre-baby body. Who's me? Hey, come on. Let's ask a my seventh follow up question about this whole oral sex thing? What was it like for you the day that you went into work? The day, the day after Jackie said that she doesn't like giving blow jobs.

Remember that moment that most of the audience didn't care about, but I'm just gonna fixate on right now. What was that like? What was it like when you came to your desk and saw the edible arrangement from Ad Andy, they'd said, I'll blow you anytime, Stan. Did you ever roll back? So what'd you think about that? So when you worked at one of your office and you're, you're, the guys were all just like,

man, I can't believe you don't get blow jobs. They didn't want them to say like, hey, since you're not getting a blow jobs, I could help you out with that. And then like, since there was no one else around, you were like, no, this is crazy. And then he was like, no, it'll feel just like your wife. And then like, he went down on you and like, it was cool. Did that, that happened?

Have you ever told somebody that you're in the military? And you haven't had him out on your dick in a long time. Have you tried that? Hey, you ever You ever like when Jackie leads and you're like, man, I didn't get a blowjob again I'm hungry so you order some pizza pizza guy comes and excuse me. What sort of fancy is this with his only pizza? Oh God, so then Oh God, so then um, Jen does jump in. She's like, Bellman I get, or, boom, boom, I get,

Sucks every day, but it gets PJs, Andy. We got in the bathroom and I take care of him and then I got kissed the kids good night. What the fuck? I know. Please tell me there was some scope involved, or a list of a reen. I know you skipped a point in this story. Please tell me you read some hydrogen peroxide first. Wow.

So Evan, when you're on the subway and you're about to you're going home and you're just does not have to sleep, do you ever think about what would be like if a stranger who looked like a sort of middle-aged man in a turtle neck when just cozy up to you on the slip as well. We saw what we're doing to reunions are about that. Oh God. So Andy's like so much. You said you don't like fucking in the morning or you don't when do you like to fuck Marge the morning. She says yes actually you the boarding bunch. I just don't like to be squeezed after tina Happy right I just let her like to be squeezed. I feel very full. Okay, you know

Dinotimes when I usually have my budget of whale cake and so I just don't want that coming up Frank no one believes you and Dolores aren't banging all right and Frank's like I'm gonna stick with what Dolores She's in the air All right, Frank's like, I'm gonna stick with what the Lord says, and yeah. I tell you, he sets the Lord up. He's like, ah, so, uh, well, do you ever have a slip up? You guys ever, you know, you're, you're sitting in bad and you're hearing all those girls giving Frankie a blow job. Oh, let's talk about Frankie. Yeah, what is Frankie here? So Dolores denies that she's still having sex with Frank but he's not within they both kind of deny it awkwardly and so I guess they're still

banging. So then Andy's like all right here's a question from in ad. Because here's a fun question. By the way, no this he doesn't even read this one off. This is actually of truly an anti-question because it's like it It came to his head and he thought it was like so hilarious He's wait wait here's a fun question If you weren't married to your current husband who would you go for in the group and how many blue jobs did you give him? Okay, let's start with all of you guys all at once. Melissa goes this is a weird question

Yeah, I'm not answering that. So Benino's like Dolores and Dolores is like, yeah, that's my boyfriend, Danny. Wearing love. I love that little man. I love that little lucky charm. And Andy's like, you're single. I said, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha tree was to being Jackie says that which you know makes this so much more comfortable. That's fun. Yeah, that's fun. I like that. So then we go outside. Oh, God. And this like SUV pulls up. It's like dun dun dun dun dun dun. And it's like Danielle Danielle coming out

this SUV like, okay, let's get this SUV. All right, where's my where's my straw lift on my dog? I need to get the straw lift on my dog. I need the stroller for Fendi. Martin get the stroller. Get the stroller for Fendi, mate. And everyone's having a good time. And then the real problem in all of this shows up. Priscilla. Oh yeah.

The real strength behind these shows is fucking Priscilla, spreading everybody's gossip to each other. Exactly. I know makeup artists to the stars. So Andy tells everyone that Danielle's going to be there. Oh, good, good. Satan has arrived in the building. Okay, but it's fine.

I brought my good like crystals. That was for you, Joan. I know you like some crystal humor. I've been working shopping it for a few years. I hope you liked it. Did he call her Danielle stub? No, he says dog. It was someone in the episode. Joe, Joe Gorgher called her Danielle Stubb.

I guess I think that's like their thing they call her Danielle Stubb. Danielle Stubb. So, uh, Andy's like, Melissa, have you seen Sam's Danielle since you told her to hit the bricks? Um, so then we get this. We still, you know, of course, it's just a promise for next week which is going to be really fun for us. But Andy's like a jack, a gender video of Jackie was very mean girls. You just run to impress to reason.

She was like no she was making me laugh and I was very impressed that's all that's all. And it's like that was, it's the, is the video for people who forget was, uh, Jenna, Jennifer, making fun of Jackie, saying, define stalker, Mrs. Miriam Webster, define stalker. Um, Maggie from Bedford says, Jennifer, your daughter is bullying and you posted a video bullying somebody else. How was that any different from Joe Gorgo wanting to show his daughter Daniel Stubbs with a giant on his phone? Yeah, so Jennifer's like, well, technically, I never posted it. I never posted anything. Listen, you know, sometimes when I

tell a story, I reenact the scene, it you know what, sometimes when I tell a story, I re-enact a scene, it's just what I do. I'm an actress and a comedian and hopefully learning to direct soon, but haven't directed yet. So I didn't post it. I just love making people laugh. I'm like, okay, so you, so you're a whole, the whole reason why you can make fun of people

is because you're quote unquote telling a story to re-enact a scene to make people laugh. Like, who does that? Who would do that? Who would like start a podcast with his friend and do that and do that for eight and a half years? Who would do that seriously? Yeah, totally.

Monster. And I never even posted that. Technically, Tabitha, Dan and Dan. And Jack is like, this is a classic example of cyberbullying Andy I will not stand it I was throwing then here's what happened I see the knife at the plate and the plate hit the camera and the camera press record that's all just to fight all you want but that's why you're a poor role model and you're a good role model you're never a model you think I'm gonna grow up to be just like you.

I'm so li- Do not. Let me tell you something. I don't want to grow up. I'm a toys rescue. I think your boring is shit. And Jackie's who me? Who me?

What did I start? You're very vanilla. And Jackie's like, well, I think it's funny that someone who just sits at home all day gets plastic surgery, it's gonna call me boring. Just you are boring! Money can't buy you class, but it also can't buy you a personality! That's not the lyrics you bitch. Although I do appreciate how you didn't even try to rhyme anything in a song.

That is on Brad. So, that was good. The lack of notes, the lack of notes was very really great. And she's like, but I found it ironic. I never even posted the video and to reset it. And now I'm in trouble. And I said, is she going to get mad at this tabris and to be sure it's like, oh and then it's down there Doris goes ah there you go right into the bus Yeah, because I thought it was funny. I mean she's an adult you know Jack is like well, you know what?

To be saying I want a bad place and you know that's fine So I didn't take it I wasn't mad at that But you know what though? I thought you were my friend and you you know used I thought you were my friend But then you make it for me if I was sitting there probably would have thought it was funny probably not because you not very funny in general, but I may be able to thought it was funny, but I wasn't there. So it really hurt. Yeah. And Jones, like, whatever my tiptoes around Teresa, like it's fine, but she's not me, but your whips.

And he's like, yeah, actually Jackie has never tipped her around Teresa. And Melissa's like, you're the only one who tipped her. Let's try. And Melissa's like, you're the only one who tip toes. Let's try that. Melissa is now, I don't know, thinking like she's taking mega Michael's spot of the castle. I don't know. But I do like, I do like when Melissa has a British accent.

I'm part of, I actually would like it if all of the next season, she just had her British accent because that would be great. So LaRia from St. Paul asks, Hey, Jackie, I'd say you're several like you points above Theresa and Jennifer and then Theresa goes, wow, is it embarrassing when they argue with you? And Jackie's like, I'm not nervous, let's put it this way. I'm not nervous to argue with anyone because I don't think anyone else is going to win. And Jennifer goes, oh no, and Theresa goes, whatever. Like, well, case in point. But before she answers, good arguing us. That's a stupid question. Are you a fairest to argue with such stupid people?

And I love that there are defense. Like the question is the the accusation is you people are too dumb to argue with. And their defense is whatever. Yeah. What do you act like you're better than Jen? It's like she doesn't act like she's better than Jen. She just acts better than Jen. You know?

Yeah. And Jen's like, yeah, you know what? She says, oh, you're winning. And then you come in with jazz hands, jazz hands, not jazz hands, not jazz hands, huh? Jazz hands. Jazz hands are apparently off limits now. Apparently when someone compliments you in a public space and you feel a little awkward, you cannot do jazz hands to sort of lighten the mood.

That is now no longer allowed. Well, Jen's mad that she brought a gay brother who plays so tunes onto the show. She should get spirit fingers first, you know? Yeah. Yeah. So Jordana asks Jackie, but aren't you a little embarrassed about the party you through? I mean, you've got party favors in a box on the driveway, little boys, throwing balls. Evan was upstairs knocking on the blow job. What sort of party was this?

And Matt and Peristan, Thali, Stanthee, do you think 11-year-old boys give a fuck which you put on the ground? Every mom related to that story that I've got hoards of messages from mothers Tanty. I've got hoards of messages in rebuttal. Oh my god, okay, relax, Joe Chudy. I know. Can I even talk? Melissa, what were you thinking about that? And Melissa's like, well, you know, I'm guilty of throwing very lavish parties. Don't feel guilty. I say you're guilty.

You shut up your cats if I love your children. List it wasn't on a driveway. Who uses a driveway anyway? So then Dolores is like, Andy, can I say something? When I was getting divorced, I brought pictures of the parties that I used to throw for my kids. You know what, we would close down the streets with our very big parties. And we see these pictures and she has like a fucking carnival ride, like not just like a cute little thing. It is like a full on thing that you sit in and goes upside down. I was like, what, where did this come from?

I know. We see Leigh adlachan, you know, like with a wrench behind her, like making sure that the Ferris will keep working. I took those pictures into the judge and I said listen, this is my lifestyle that I'm accustomed to. And he goes, how'd that go for you? She's like, not well for me, Andy. I actually got tickets for shutting down the street. So the point is, you're laughing about childhood. How could you? How could you laugh about my childhood to the judge? How could you? So then the Laura starts talking and then Jennifer interrupts with who knows what? And Marcus, oh my God, can tomorrow's just talk already? I mean, yeah, it's this is what we're here for.

And then they're going coming up. Buh, blah, blah, blah. Everyone yelling go for each other. Oh, so then we come back, Emma list is like, no one was speaking to you and she's like, that's what we're here for. And it's like, I was asking Jen stop. And Laura's like, listen, here's what here's why a defense.

Jen, I know that she doesn't mean to offend anyone, Anti. All right, you don't get mad at the common colds. Okay, it's just, it's gonna get anybody that surrounds. All right, and he's like, but why can't you just keep your mouth shut about the party, Jennifer? Why do you have to bring it up again? It's like, Anti, I have to bring it up

because the moment was stolen from me because March told you, well what I was in the bathroom. And I didn't get extravagant parties and I was growing up. And my parents were saving money because they were immigrants. And that explains my echo above and beyond from my children. I was like, what are you making this lifetime movie over there? I know, that's because no one ever did it for me. And so Jackie goes, well, you know, the thing is that we actually do have a lot of,

we give it, what we do is we give our children experiences. So for instance, my kids love the Denver Nuggets. So you know what we do? We get on airplanes and we go see the Denver Nuggets. We hang out with the Denver Nuggets all weekend and we stay at the four seasons. So like, oh, cool. I'm like, what? What?

Yeah. She is, but I just don't show? Wait, what? Yeah, she is. But I just don't show it off. Like, you just showed it off. But I'm like, literally, yeah. Show that off. And I'm just like, oh, please, you don't show off. You're wimpy.

And now every time I see you, she goes, yeah, but I don't yell about it, Jennifer. That's the difference. She goes, well, I like Chanel. Chanel is my own exception to the real. And I'm like, what, I like Chanel. Chanel is my own exception to the rule. And they're like, what rule? I'm a very thrifty shopper, and Pee. And it just goes, okay.

Mike, do we forget about how you flew all the way to China to get your chairs? But that is her version of thrifty. I guess she's thinking it's thrifty to go to China to get the chairs, because she going to buy them directly wholesale. But all the money that she's but I don't know you know I'm not even going to apply logic to it. Yeah, it's a turn. So um, they keep talking about this.

Yeah, and daddy's like the thrifty parties really hurt children when you're raising them. And Jennifer's like, they're thrifty parties, really hurt children when you're raising them. And Jennifer's like, parties don't hurt kids, Andy. And Jack is like, can I speak? Parties don't hurt kids. Or something. And Jennifer's like, I agree, parties don't hurt kids, Andy. Yeah, Jack is like, it's fun to have a crazy party, but you've got to teach them that they're other aspects of life, you know, like going to the Denver Nuggets, you know?

So then Andy reads a question. It's Laura from a Wahoo, but the way Andy pronounces it, he goes, you know, like going to the Denver nuggets, you know. So then Andy reads a question. Uh, it's Laura from a Wahoo, but the way Andy pronounces it, he goes, Laura from, oh, wow, who says Jennifer, your apology suck. Why can't you just read genuine? She's like, oh, God, I did genuinely want to make up with her without apologize. And Jack is like, oh, really? Then why did you walk away rolling? Gare is it me like, I guess I have to have another drink to go apologize to Jackie. And then you just get a little side conversation. Melissa going, God, she's so

desperate. And March goes, she's a thirsty third. Yeah, thirsty toad. Yeah, that's by the way, that is not owned by a vineyard vine. So I will trademark that one. I thought she said thirsty turtle actually. Soirsty Chid makes more sense. Oh, maybe it was Thirsty Chid, I don't know. Who knows? I mean, I've trademarked both of them. Okay. Thirsty Chid, I'll be the Thirsty Chid.

So Jennifer goes, shut the fuck up. Most of the time, oh, you know, my kid, when other people talk over you, it sucks. Yeah, what's the matter? You can't get your sentence out. Oh,

hilarious, Todd. Yeah. So then it's the t-shirt. Will that t-shirt sing sorry, not sorry? Rip off of a song or just a terribly bad joke or a pass of a grad? I don't know. Can we talk about Evan sitting on my face some more? Evan, bring up him back here. Evan, I will be your new office, Jair. So, well, Jennifer and Jackie ever reconcile and Jackie is like, no, I don't want to. You know, at this point, I've tried really hard to keep toxic people away from me

and so that's what it is. And Jennifer goes, same, Ditto, you're no picnic and everyone's like, oh, she's no picnic. Shh. Ditto, you're no peck neck and I was like, oh, she's no peck neck So then we go backstage and Danielle is basically, you know, there's like a dump truck dumping cement on top of her face and Swimming that so it has time to drive before the the reunion and she's getting ready and Priscilla's like, are you excited? And she's like, no, I need to be heard. I asked to be seated next to Andy, and it's not a play, it's such a man.

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