Watch What Crappens - RHONJ Live From Columbus: The Hungary Games

Episode Date: April 9, 2022

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Oh, and she has a massive... She has a massive... So good to be here. The only problem is we do not have the smell of pizza in here tonight. Yes. We love this theater. We're at the Newport Music Hall today. Thanks for having us again. Newport Music Hall. Yeah, thanks for having us back. I walked in and said where's the smell of pizza? What the fuck is happening in here? And he said, you can always go to Blaze next door. And I was like, we're out, we're done. We need pizza in our nostrils at all times.

So we flew in this morning from Detroit, which was really cool. And yeah, we had a great show last night. Everyone up there was really cool. And one of our listeners who we met there, she's really cool. She has a candle business. Okay, her name is Stephanie Sikluna. And so she has these awesome candles. We'll say the name of the business, not her name.

What are they going to look her up on the phone? I mean, I was going to get to that. Moonbeam's wax smells. Now, we're mentioning her because this shit is no joke. OK, she has all these housewives inspired smells. And she gave us March's iced coffee with Snickers Creama. Yeah. All the candles have these fun.

They all have these fun names. So we go to the airport today. And we go through security. And they, um, who's back is this? I was like, it's my, well both of us. We were both on separate machines and we both got pulled over by TSA. So I'm over in my mind waiting for my turn. Don't worry. It's not terrorism. It's just a little glass hard thing that says, I'll fucking kill you. terrorism, it's just a little glass hard thing that says, I'll fucking kill you. So there's two TSA agents, they're looking at these candles and they're like giving me these looks and they're sort of like laughing. And this, the one guy, he looks at me goes, so you, you ever go to the roundup and I was

like, and I was like, I was like, what? No, but I come there all the time. And I was like, I didn't hear him. I was like, what are you saying? He goes, oh, you know, the roundup. You know, like a motorcycle roundup and I was like, oh. So then, like, what are you talking about? And he shows me the candle and on the candle,

the label of the candle says, your husband gets his dick, so I'll get the roundup. And I was like, wow, of course I get the one that's coffee and smickers. And he gets, I got, no, I got another one too. And then the lady, she's cracking up because these are good candles. And she shows me, and the next candle says, are people doing coke in your bathroom?

And the thing is the smell was so accurate. I mean the coffee and the like you can smell a little snickers in there which was really weird. His was just pure sperm. I mean it was just like a pine-sol freshener cop trying to cover sperm. I mean amazing work. I just love it. I just love it this TSA guy thought there was a candle that was the scent of someone going to a motorcycle rally and getting his dick sucked. I mean I mean there's a new business. There's a way to replace your pizza oven, right there.

Right there. Also, this town is very, you know, speaking of getting your dick sucked at the roundup. I realized a long time ago, I'm too old for Grindr, like I just don't understand like computer fucking, like I'm not good at computer initiated fucking you know like I need there's something real life I need to like sniff you or I don't know what it is but then I realize I'm just old

you know and we're driving around tonight and just seeing all the gay pride flags it's like little that's my grinder it's like there's I it's like little, that's my grinder. It's like there's, it's like there's, there's someone who likes dick. Yeah. There's someone else who likes, this is a very, this is a dick-infested block. I'm loving this town. Yeah, it's great.

I mean, the person who checked us in at the hotel, that person, they were just, they were like Andrea from Summer House. This person had the shirt, just all the way open down to here, and was like, welcome, did you see this? Did you see the, where was it? At the hotel today, I think you went upstairs or something,

but this person came out from the back, and it was like, hi, and this shirt was just out like this. I didn't, but there was a queen there, because I said, hey, I'm sorry I locked my hotel key in the room, because of course I did. The first thing I did, I was like, I'm gonna go out into the hallway, wait a minute. So I went down there and I said, hey, I locked my key

in the room anyway, girl. It's probably the same one, it's probably the same guy. Well, this is my town. I mean, this is like, before we had location services, this is how you found it. Also, the home of Wonder Bread, is it? Because we passed, I was like, the Wonder Bread is even gay here.

I love this town. The Wonder Bread, the white castle corporate headquarters. I mean, do you want, just go pack my shit up and get it over here immediately. How about I not know about any of this? But wonderbred's not here anymore, so it means it is actually the gayest kind because it's like self-loathing.

It's like, wait a second, I'm gay, but I'm also all about carbs, this can't work. Ha ha ha ha ha. We're going out of business, but we'll let Gaze live inside of us forever, and transfer into lofts. Gate lofts. Wonder bread lofts. So here we are talking about all these carbs with real housewives of New Jersey coming

to us. Yes. Very exciting times. Very exciting. Very exciting. Very exciting., an episode celebrating Hong Gobi. Antananorexia episode at the same time as weird. It's very difficult writing a title for this one. I'm going to tell you.

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Pam is land, let me on how I'm flying in the sea. Blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink. Wow, I can't believe you're gonna be 75 years old. I wanna do something special for your birthday, Mom. I know! Hey, are you kids excited to move in when Louie? Who is one mouth. I have never gotten ice cream with my kids in my life.

You're asking a husband, it's my boyfriend, it's my husband, and a boyfriend question and I'm like, I'm me and I'm my man. Let's play ball at my monodies. If she had one, my lady just said, that's what a jiggle like that. She's getting very just tasteful. And scene. So just in case that you guys forgot what the season was built around, we open with a sign of teniflye.

Teniflye. Land of a thousand gossips and serena. Teniflye. Land of a thousand serenas. Have you tried to the serenet the bakery? Serenet the bakery was talking to Serena at the 10th flight DMV and she saw other serenet going to the gym with a fourth serena. I don't want to say anything but let me tell you something. Six serenet was very upset. So we start with like,

don't know, don't know, don't know. Don't know, don't know, don't know. Don't know, don't know, don't know. Wacky times in Jersey. Jackie's boiling water at her house, don't know. Which she literally was. She's like, here's the best thing I know how to make. And it was boiling water.

Yeah, she was boiling water. Yeah, she was making ramen, and she covered it with a box of pasta. It felt like a very strange interpretation of many things. Sometimes I'm so glad my mom wasn't on this show. It's like, here's the best thing I know how to make. Oh, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, don't tell me, Tannins aren't good for babies.

Look at this face. Then we see, we go over to Jen's house where she's down in like the subterranean basketball court, getting it once every three-year use. She's throwing up, she like throws a basketball. She's like, get in the hoop, baby. We're gonna play a little game called, baby. Every time you get a basket, you get a letter.

Be. Eh. Be. What? Be. Be. What? Baby! You know, I thought about Jennifer today because there was actually a very strange story about a fox on Capitol Hill, baby, this week did anyone hear about that? There was a rabid fox attacking people on Capitol Hill and I just was thinking about Jennifer A to be like, everyone watching the DC be careful, there's a facts on the black! By the way, I have to say, I'm leaving my phone on because I want to

normally turn it off, but the last time I left it on, Delores called in. You know, so not she didn't call us, but like my cousin in New Jersey ran into Delores, so I feel didn't call us, but like my cousin in New Jersey ran into Delora, so I feel like it's bad luck. I feel like it's bad luck for me to turn my phone off, so I'm just gonna keep it on in case like my cousin runs into, I don't know, like Danielle Stob or something. You know, let's move up, you know,

we need to have your cousin move in an upward trajectory, you know. It's not go backwards, the crap is caused. So then we got a tree saw on the phone with Louie. Hi, I'm Louie, I'm your dog. Oh my God, when do you get to the point in your relationship where you're just like, hey. Cause that's love.

Like why are you calling me right now? You know I'm at the fucking grocery store. That's love. When know, like, why are you calling me right now? You know I'm at the fucking grocery store. That's love. When you're still saying like, you're not ready to move in yet, okay? So he's like, hey babe, how you doing babe? She's like, I don't mind loa lit moving in the knees, like me and the doctors are blaming the means

you're not my aunt, the namesline, we're the doctors appointment. I mean, join the man, I'm the one. I can't wait to move in with you. I can't wait either. It's been eight episodes of them packing one box a day. We had a bow montage. I'm surprised we didn't get like a shoelace, a recycling cans montage. So then Marge is with her mom and Marge is like,

my, I'm making coffee. We know, Marge, Jesus Christ. Fucking no. Yeah. I just sprintly need some coffee, Marge. Well, I'm getting ready for your party. Can you believe it? Like you're going to be 75? I can't. I won't wait for it.

I cannot believe it right now. Okay. I want to go over the details about who's coming. Okay, because the manor is making a big Hungarian menu for you. Okay, we're going gonna have Hungarian violinists, not on the menu, she will be alive. You know. It's gonna be all Hungarian.

Kula strings and sex were called, sex swings were calling. You know the right mother, you little strife. And then she tells us her mom's story. She's like, my mom was born in Hungary in 1965. My mother was only 10 years old. It was a Hungarian revolution. My mother would be harassed.

And then finally, she rode her bicycle across the border. That's the cutest escape story I've ever heard. I was like, oh, oh. This is March Senior. Because you know, even at like six years old, she was like, I'm oh, oh. This is Mark Senior, because you know even at like six years old, she was like, I'm in failure for all that. Also, they showed footage of like tanks, like all this like war footage.

And I was like, that says something, if this is only like the sixth scariest thing we've seen on this show. She's like, well, you know, they fled to Austria and got on a plane. And since it came to America on Christmas Eve, President Eisenhower gave my mom a little door. I'm like, that is so sweet.

Now you come here and there like, here's your IS IRS forms, motherfucker, give us half of every pig. I put a little seepham shirt on, it's beautiful. So I just can't imagine leaping everything behind, you know. I mean, you don't just cover your dressing room and snake skin and then leave. Oh Margaret, she's trying to also get a leaving things behind montage like Teresa but not quite getting it. So leaving things behind. She had to leave all of her little baptism bows. It was very, very sad.

So she's setting up this whole party. And she is every table at the party. She's named something that's vaguely, well, no, it's like Hungarian. But I looked at the list of all the table names, and they were like, the Budapest babes, the vampire vixens, the gorgeous good boys, the Perky Palinkas, the Houdini Hardies. I'm like, you know, I feel like-

You're stretching, you're stretching. Staxi strutles. Okay, that one can be potatoes, potatoes. I really don't even care. There's a lot of potatoes in that. Ryan Potato with something, put it on the fucking table. What do you want from me? You're a PN Union reunion. I don't know. Hungary, hungross.

I don't care. Just put it on the table. We've got a lot of people coming. And the mom's like, it's calming. It's like, well, of course, you're friends. Just kidding. It's all on my friends of course you are friends. Just kidding. It's all my friends, but not Teresa, fuck her. Fuck Teresa, right?

Yeah, and actually she's invited Jennifer because they're now on good terms. And she's like, you know what? Like, I'm very excited that Jennifer and Bill are coming. You know, because Bill, he's a good man. He's a very good man. I just want to come to the party and have a good time and maybe address the fact that he cheated on her ass

a long time ago, okay? Okay. Mom, I hope you don't mind, but Bill might come to the party. So we've got bushes put all over the party, just in case he needs to hide behind something. Something gets ugly. So I know things didn't end well on guys' night.

You know, the show came home with a mustard stain on a spearman's shirt. Now I have to buy him something else I hate so he doesn't look too handsome when he cuts out without me. So then we go over to Teresa's house and she's in like this closet we've never even seen before. It's a pantry or something and she's just like rummaging through all these boxes. She's like trying to move a coffee machine. There's like a little metal rabbit, you know, and she's like, hey, I don't think we're gonna use this. Are we gonna stuff some sausage? You know, should we give it to sausage maker? Yeah, what we gonna do with the sausage,

stuff, we know we was that way. Do we need the blend of anything? Hey, what's this? What's this? It's a spatula, mom. Oh. The morse is going to come pink on this stuff to the woman's shelter. I'm like, I can't wait to see the reaction of the women's shelter when they get a sausage stiffer. And thanks. It's the living on the street.

Thank God I can stuff a sausage. I'm paying. It's the living on the street. Thank God I can stuff a sausage. We'll work for a stuffed sausage. She's like, yeah, I'm winning. I'm going to stop sausage out. So we give it a win. And then Melania calls, what the fuck are you doing over there, you dizzy, dammit?

My practice is over, you know what, he had to pick me up. She is like, Mom, Melania's stuck somewhere and someone's trying to pet a little street sausage on her. That was fast. She's like, shit, shit, go get her. So Melania's like, you better not be giving away my sausage stuff

or you dumb bitch or fine, chill! So then Teresa tells us, I'm moving in a week and I'm running around with a chicken without a hell. Prepositions matter, everyone. I'm just imagining Teresa's like just has this a cap it it chicken she's like on top of all the other things happening that this chicken on the why I do with it I wrote that in my notes and then I was going over them and I'm like surely I mistyped that

I can't be expected to remember everything they kick me in the back I'm like I'm not going to be able to get it out of my head I'm not going to be able to get it out of my head I'm not going to be able to Oh man. I can't be expected the number everything. They kicked me out of massage and when I showed up with my chicken with no head on. So let's see.

So de laurice is like, oh my god, look at all this stuff. Is that the sauce? That's the stuff that I gave you? It's good, isn't it? It's good. You want coffee? To glass windows, pray that Frank has to keep a mask mandate in place even after COVID. Yes, I want some fucking coffee. Give me some coffee. Well, so the trees has asked about how Val is. Val is doing? Well, she's doing

better and then to Laura's like, remember how I saw David. Remember that at my monodies? Well, I saw him a couple times since. It's like, oh, okay, great. And I was waiting for it to go somewhere. Doesn't really go anywhere. And then she goes, oh, by the way, I need to move on. I want to do what you're doing to me.

So I want to be going on boats and holding dead chickens with no heads on their hands. I mean, I go on your Instagram, it looks amazing. And then it says, click here so I do. And then multiple windows pop up telling me I have a virus on my phone. What a glamorous life. Fucking Teresa, you know she does that every season's like oh my god something crazy is happening on the

All-seeing clink wink and buy on it's like your phone's about to explode It's just a Louis virus So Teresa's like, you know what we need to get. As if they weren't at the Jersey Shore last week. My favorite is on these shows when they're like, God, wow, it's been so stressful in the week and a half, since we were down in Turks and K-Cas. Let's go somewhere. And they usually try to come up with some big excuse,

you know, like, I don't know, like, you know, dog, dog fail off the stairs with no rails and almost died. I sure could use a vacation now. It's usually, yeah, it's usually something, but Dolores is like, I wanna go on boats like you. I wanna be with us, all the stuff is off. So Trees is like, I ain't wanna go on with you, but I don't know about the other girls.

And then we see a clip of why she's mad and it's at the base of the softball game. And she's like, you guys got my workout line. And Marge is like, we're fine. We're okay. We're fine. I didn't like the way that she sent that. And that fight is too. Tracy.

Yeah. She's up Margaret's ears. And she said, I'm thanks to everybody, because I don't exclude those people. I'm like, large, because you got the invitation for Margaret's party. I want to invite her. I want to invite her.

Dolores, she goes, aww. So Teresa's like, yeah, I think that my senior's great, but like, do I not invite him? No, because I don't want to be around someone that's negative to Louis and me. To me, she's toxic. Dolores is like, wow, Teresa,

I've never heard you've strained together so many syllables in one sentence, congratulations. So then we go over to, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, Melissa and Joe's house. And Joe, of course, is like, hey, hey, hey. You ask, it looks good. You ask, it looks good. You ask, it looks good, man. That was just like, oh, I asked her.

I couldn't even sit on the toilet in the morning. Bill just shows up. Tell me about it, sister. So Tracy and Tiki come over with their child Tegan and I was like, oh my God, she's already been canceled. Like what is she? Five? Bless her heart. So Joe, of course, is like, There he is, there he is. There he is. You just go down into sadness. There he is.

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You can listen ad free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So um, yeah, so they like, Tiki comes over and everything and then they like, go to the backyard. Melissa's just exists to make her daughter feel uncomfortable and she blames Antonia for it. Like teenagers. It's like no it's you Melissa. We're annoyed too. Okay. Yeah, my, you know, Antonia had all her friends over. It's string bikinis at this pool yesterday. Ha ha. It's like, stop. So they start talking about the craziness at the softball game. And Melissa was like, stop. Bap, bap, bap, bap. Please, stop. So they start talking about the craziness

at the softball game. And Melissa's like, when I went to change, there was drama. And Tracy's like, because at the tree thing, Teresa was screaming at Marge. And then she was mad at me because of something Teaky told her husband, which is the amps. I was like, I woke up.

I was like, she's still on here. Also, we should point out that Melissa did serve her signature dish, which is a bowl of iceberg lettuce topped with more iceberg lettuce. No dressing. It's such an odd thing. And nobody says anything on this show about it. That's what she does. Iceberg lettuce and the bowl. It's such an odd thing, and nobody says anything on this show about it. That's what she does. Ishberg lettuce and a bowl.

That's it. That's all she got. Now, I guess it's Jersey. There's not one person who can say, what the fuck is this? Well, maybe that's why Gorgon's son's never quite lasted or whatever that pasta place was. Oh, that pasta place, Yeah, everyone's like oh Too low that was it you went too far. Oh the things we say don't bring iceberg lettuce into this that was that was a business issue

So it traits you say this is beyond the scope of reality For her to be upset with me, for something that my husband asked, yeah, but you told him to ask it. Like, where are we pretending that you did not say, go ask her this thing, which I mean, I still don't care, really. I'm just trying to care.

Well, we do see a flashback of Tiki going up to Teresa and be like, hey, you're still not mad at me. She's like, no, never. So she's also full of it, too. Now, I'm not a parent, so I don't understand how this stuff works. So I understand when I throw stones at parents, it's unfair, which makes it more fun for me, actually.

So I'm not sorry before I say this. So she's saying, so my daughter, Tegan, we're just not sure because they're not sure she's social enough for kindergarten. The fuck do you have to do to prove your social enough for kindergarten? I mean, Jesus Christ, Renford City Council. We were just a fucking kid, butter and kindergarten. You'll find out.

We're just concerned that she just hasn't been on TV enough, so we wanted to do that. So then, yeah, there's just like, then the boys have to run around football. Tiki says some stuff about running around and stuff. So then Melissa is now running back. So Melissa, by the way, I have to say, Tiki Barber, if anyone ever had a chance, like a great escape for like having Theresa mad at them as Tiki Barber, because like literally, if

Theresa's mad at me can just be like, my twin said, he has an identical twin. That was a little something for the rendez-barber fans. But like, if you have a twin, that's what I would just do on this show all the time. I didn't say it. It was the other one. It was the other one. So Melissa goes into her whole, well, I'm really worried, Fran, Tony, because she's really mopey, you know, like I was a Rebel in high school, but it's because my dad died.

I was like, okay, stop using that as a competing thing with your child. This letter be upset about her damn knee, okay? So she's like, but I went through depression. You know, I rebelled. I was jumping out of windows and hanging out with the wrong crowd. So when I see her change her pattern, I think of all the polls she's clean. She's not cleaning correctly before she jumps on them. You know, terms are a very big deal in 2022.

You know, I love that. Like, she's like, I was such a rebel and they apparently only have two photos of Melissa from her childhood. So it's the same one of her being like, another one of her being like, like, rebel, rebel with your shiny dress. And then the Tracy and Tick you're getting ready to leave and Melissa's like, oh my God, I can't even walk from that baseball game. And Tracy's like, crazy Melissa with her sword to she.

And of course, Gorgo's like, oh, fix it. Oh, fix whatever's wrong with my tool, all right. People who brag about their tools that much need to adjust their torque my My papa blessed RIP love you, okay, please turn this off if you're listening to this in heaven That's like her would offer to fix everything, okay? It always broke more Okay, the man with the toolbox in his trunk is not the man you want to fix things put it away Joe Are you in a tool? So then?

So now we go to Ice cream so Jackie is going to get ice cream with her kids It's actually a it's actually a very touching scene, you know because this is like a big personal You know Optical for her ice cream in it, that's what's touching. And as I say, that's my favorite thing in the world, ice cream.

And you know, like, I was like very touched by this story. You know, like, it was shocking that she has not ice cream for 20 years, because, you know, of what she's been going through. And so, like, that's to me, like, that's not, but that's like real shit that she's going through. But I was sort of surprised that she was not up to date on some of the ice cream stuff.

Like, she got like cake batter ice cream. And like, her mind was blown. She was like, there's pieces of cake in it. I swear to God. Oh my God, there's cake in the ice cream. I know. I mean, to not eat it, but to like also not know anything about it.

I mean, she's really really like yeah, that was true She's like cake batter ice cream I'm gonna try Hudson. What are you gonna have? He's like I'm gonna have Nutella on Nutella I was like yeah And I like her her but then it like her ice cream melts and she's like wow It looks like soup and then her son just goes you're like soup Whoa and she's like, wow, it looks like soup, and then her son just goes, you're like soup! Whoa, sir, this is supposed to be a touching scene. So that's good, she does it.

She goes to ice cream with her kids, and everything's fine. You know, it's really good. They get down to the, you know, more serious business of giving the shit to the kid who's finally growing facial hair, you know? I know, I forget. Oh, pretty moustaches. You all have them.

Melissa and Antonia go to meet the trainer at the gym, right? So Melissa is that mother. Not that takes her kid to the trainer, I mean that's fine. But she's the mom who sits on the sidelines going, ah, thank you, baby Jesus. See, move the ring. Go. Thank you, baby Jesus. Tony, it's like, please, don't. I know. I mean, it's like you're sort of seeing, like, there's like a, there's parallel stuff going on in this episode of like the impact that parents have on their children. And you just see Melissa on the sidelines being like, oh, that's a good butt exercise.

It gives you a good bubble butt, a good bubble butt. I'm like, Melissa, stop it. Stop it right now. Leave this gym and go to the iceberg, let us convention somewhere. We're here to mend her ACL. And Melissa's like, more crunch is

Plattas more Crunchy Melissa makes everything a competition the trainer is like hi Antonia and then Tony goes hi trainer Melissa's like oh god, but she's nice to you That's because she put some romaine lettuce in her salad So let's see cheers and watches annoying so Melissa's like you know for months She's been saying she can't work her knee and now she is finally putting pressure on her knee and then it cuts down Tony and she's like and then it cuts Antonio and she's like, thank you baby Jesus.

So then after the workout, they're talking and Melissa is saying about, this whole thing that Melissa is doing of, oh, Antonio, I just get so upset because when I was your age, my parents moved me and I hated it and I said, I get so upset because when I was your age, my parents moved me and I hated it and I said, I will never, ever, ever do that to my kids. So naturally understood why I had to move you.

It's like, what? And she's like, listen, I take ownership that I didn't take your feelings and to say, whatever that means. Jersey, so I'm assuming it was something nice. And she said, I said, dear Jesus, please don't ruin my life, because my life was ruined, and then I did it. And Antonio's like, yeah, but then you had a childhood that was bad, so you didn't want my childhood to be bad, so I get it.

Good, more squats now. I don't understand this family. So then we go to the therapist with Jackie. Here's my note, oh Jesus. I know. It's a very serious therapy scene, but I did like, you know, I actually really like this Eileen, and she's based, you know, Jackie's whole thing is she's understandably well maybe not rationally, but I understand she's afraid that if, you know, Jack is the whole thing as she's understandably, well maybe not rationally, but I understand, she's afraid that if, you know,

she starts eating healthily, she's gonna put on weight and that Evan's gonna think that she's crazy, you know, that and she's like, Aliens like, let me ask you a question. How long have you been with Evan? She goes, 15 years, you worried now that he thinks you're crazy, ha, you just got I leaned! Ah! Oh, God, I love bullying that one. Oh, it works every time.

Anyway, tips in the jaw. Tonight's special is a steak with a Caesar salad. So they go, you know, they just go through the therapy. Like, I'm not going to really make fun of that too much. Sure. Although it does sound delicious. And that's when you know that you, you know, I already know that I have a problem,

but everything Eileen says, I'm like, so you're suggesting croissants and pizza? Yeah. Yeah. Do do tele-docking, because I would love to discuss this with you. By the way, how cool is it that Jackie is sharing this? This is a very, very personal journey, and it's very difficult.

It's really cool she's sharing it, and it's really cool the way Evan's supporting her. So I have to say, a major props to her for that. Hit Eileen, that's my note for the scene. Hit Eileen, hit Dr. Eileen. This is real housewives of New Jersey. So then we got a March senior 75th birthday. Can you believe it?

Let's just try to enjoy the day. OK, for once it's a day without Theresa and that God damn had less chicken, all right? It's terrifying. So we meet Jennifer, the party planner, and she's like, guys, thank you for coming to the Man of the Year event. This is the most Hungarian you could ever get.

Okay, we've had people try to escape events here for years. We had a war at a christening at this event. And it's got to Melissa and Joe getting ready. And she was like, what are you getting ready? Huh? You know, this March, senior, she probably has more sex in a normal woman. Am I right? The fuck does that even mean, Joe?

That a normal woman, isn't she a normal woman? So then Melissa's like, well, she re-juvenates her vagina. So they're like, there it is, whoa. So Franken to Loris are getting ready, and Franken's like, I love Marsina! To war! To war! Where are we going? The war! Where are you? I'm literally right in front of you, Frank. Oh, okay. Oh, how could you not love Marcinia?

And Dolores is like, you want to make out with her, don't you? Hey, for a birthday, maybe, ah! What a gift. Over at Jackie and Evans, the nerdiest couple on this show by far. She goes, Do you like my threat? It's a Luke. He's like, What's a Luke?

A Luke, Al-E-W-K. Why do you spell Luke Skywalker that way? Hey, remember cake parties, ragers and such? Since we're here at OSU, we should then do a drinking bomb of some sort. We would drink as in college, whoa fraternity sororities. So then Jen and Bill, Jen's like, I'm so excited, it's in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire, I'm in fire Scabbell! And bills on the bed couch. I love the bills like the only person I've ever seen use the bed couch.

He's just like, Mmm, I know. He really does the only one who uses it. I put his arm on it and reclines, like, mmm, let's talk about wifey things, only reclining, cow. Mmm, well I'm happy to come support you. If you're moving on, then I guess I'll do my best to move on to.

But obviously, Joe Gorgas said you don't have a very good heart. And that's not acceptable, is it? You know, they say the best way to get over a man is to get under the hood of your Ferrari that's been stolen. So, so Jim's like, and then we cut to. And Evan's like, yeah, you know, I texted him. Any rope act something like, you know, no problem, bro. We're gonna be friends for life anyway. No big fucking deal.

I love your bro. You're a good guy. You know, the boy the plate stuff. And then we see a screenshot of the text from Bill. And it's this. Mm, yeah. It's the okay sign, like, mm, mm. All, by the way, all Evan wrote was,

hey man, I'm sorry. Yeah, we're good. As Louis would say, three fingers one whole. Mm. Mm. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. So gross, I'm sorry, Adam. But wait, I feel like we did not fully appreciate how excited Evan is for Goulash. When he heard about that there was Goulash, he was like, there's gonna be Goulash!

In like five years we've never seen Evan this excited. Like they had used so many things, but tonight he's like oh man's gulash bro this family's just so excited to be out of the house you know like that that scene at the ice cream place was so touching but I was like these kids are just so fucking happy to not be standing in front of the garage door I know that's right away so Melissa is like so how are you with Bill Joe? And he's like, you know what, I can't understand what he's going through with his wife, but, you know what, I'm still mad.

Like, he had no apologize to me, right? And I thought we had a relationship. Yeah. He just stood there and let his wife treat his friends like shit. You don't do that. Bill needs to face it. Just like a man would. A real man would have punched you in your tiny fucking face for disrespecting his wife, sir. So then we go over to Teresa. You're not going to believe Teresa's first line. It's shocking. I can't believe I'm moving. I'm going to be like, you know what I miss? No, no.

This was a favorite role. Remember how she would take the wooden spoon and just beat me across the head with it. Oh, yeah, she liked it, and I was with the wooden spoon. And she is like, remember that time she tried to start my hair on fire with this stove right here. Hey, miss that. Remember that time she took my fist

and plunged into the meat slicer? Oh, it was hilarious Audrey Anna is like, remember the time she tried to drown me into sink? Gabriella is like, I then had Gia's like, remember the time known it took the sack of oranges out of the fridge and beat me across the face with it. Like the memories of abuse in this family. They're like, oh, my husband is so wanted. So, Trey is like, remember the squid?

Remember when Noona had that squid? Yes, yes. I will never forget that. To my whole life. No, no, pulling an entire squid out of the... Woo! Woo! Great moment.

So, Trees is still really trying to, trying to convince everyone that this new life with Louise is going to be great. She's like, but we're going to make a new memory in the new house. And she's doing that thing that ineffective fanning she does with all her fingers out. And she's like, and then, because in case you forgot how the scene started, I can't believe that I'm moving out next week. Oh, I thought I would be in the way man. And then we get.

That. We got flashbacks. Well, she's like, you know what? We don't even got to take everything because the people who's moving in here, they're going to take this stuff. moving in here, they're gonna take this stuff. Like this table they're taking it. These chairs is the taking it.

That piano is the taking it. They do know that there's nothing in that piano frame, right? Oh, hey. Hey, remember that couch? Remember when you sat there yesterday? Hey, remember that man still remember Melania the way you used to come down that man is still. Hey, remember that foyer? Remember the time when the foyer went down was arrested for conspiracy to commit male fraud and wild fraud and bank fraud and making statements and loan applications and

bankruptcy fraud. It was that though. It was that though. It was so funny because Teresa got, I love to foyer. That's what we had holidays. It's like that is so Teresa to have a holiday in her foyer. Like welcome to my home, the foyer. Do not pass the circular doors. Every game budget is like, yeah, remember when dad stood on the banister. And then it cuts to Convita up there, Jojudai.

I know. Convita. Convita. Convita. Convita. Don't cry for me cut fitness. Listen, I gotta say one thing about my family. Whenever anybody is in trouble, I gotta say this whole group is there for you in a minute,

but after about four years, not so much, you know. I love you, Saul. I love you, Saul. People are like sad, like awww. And she think that's when the link of the trauma was done. But we're gonna make a new memory. Wow, lovely scene at Teresa's house. That was touching. Beautiful. So then we go to back to the birthday party and Marge is like, oh my god, I love that mom's senior and I have a baby matching outfit. You picked out the outfit.

Are you kidding? And Lexi's too. And you're all in the same thing. Even Joe's wearing like a white sparkly dress at this point. And then there's a poster that says 75 years of bapy unless. No. So we get a lot of, for the rest of the episode, we get a lot of, come on, Joe. Come on, Joe. OK, Joe, we're going to this room, Joe. All right, we're going, Joe. Joe.

Joe. Come on, Joe. Right? Yeah. OK, come on, Joe. Look around this room. Isn't it Hungarian? Look at the flabby.

It's a mom. It's Hungarian. OK, we're going to take a few steps, Joe. You ready? One, two. few steps, Joe. Are you ready? One, two. Come on, Joe. And she has a violinist and the violinist is like, boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop I said we're coming on, okay? Pig hunts smoking our own meats. We only spoke hunkery in at home. When my grandparents passed we lost a lot of tradition

But we have such beautiful memories pig hunting pig smoking Smoking pigs listening to violin while we ate smoked pigs. I really don't have that many memories So you're just gonna keep the camera rolling or we'd done here. Have you ever had iced coffee served in a smoked pig's skull? Delicious. Delicious. Delicious.

So arrivals, and the violinist is now playing sexy back, like. Yeah. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh party violinist in New Jersey. Gotta have that sexy back ready to go. So then Dolores walks and she goes, now this is a party. I love a good violin. I love a good violin. I love it. I love it. So then Frank gets there, they say, I have a gentleman's jacket! Goat, please, which I feel like when Frank and Joe Gorgas say things like gentlemen's jacket, I think it has a whole different meaning, you know?

And Frank's like, do you think everyone's gonna get a one? Did not go to lie? And Benino's like, if Joe starts up, I'm gonna have to shut it down. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna walk up, Joe, and say, huh, good to see you. So Melissa's coming in, she says,

oh, this is where we had Joey's christening. Yeah, that was a rough one. How was there no cut to? No, my father! They did definitely cut to it. They cut to the scene of Joe Gorgah going, he ruined my body! Surprise a squid didn't go flying across them.

So Gorgah. That would have been the way to end that scene. You're my father! And then we just see him walk across with the squid stuck to his face. Like no, no, not taking any shit. No, no, with that his secret weapon, the squid. Be a maf, take the squid off your face! Teresa just still has the chicken with no head on.

It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's commercial. So then we see Marcia and you're talking to Tiki and she's like, so Tiki, you're gonna stay tonight, right? You're gonna stay awake. And Tiki's like, listen, when it turns 11 on one hand and 11 on the other hand, I turn into a pumpkin. I can't get over Tiki's two watches.

Why? Tiki, thank you so much for bringing this lovely fight kiss. I will find a great home for it. No, no, that's my wife. That's my wife. So Joe comes and of course, Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!

Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! There he is! There he is! So Ben Benino is like, uh, Bill's coming, he know that, right? And Frank's like,

Yeah, have you spoken? Did he text back? You're gonna start with him again, right? And Frank's like, yeah, have you spoken? Did he text back? You're gonna start with him again, Joe? Come on, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe. You're gonna start with him, Joe. Evan's like, yeah, I texted with him. Yeah, yeah, I texted with him. I said, hey, bro, friends for life,

you were the best man ever. I love hanging out with you. I'm so sorry for what happened. We shouldn't let these crazy women get in between us. I hate that this happened to us. Here, take a look. It's like a picture of like the ballroom dancer going like this. That's it. It's the eggplant emoji. That's all. So, Benino, it's like, listen, you guys, you can't fight here. Don't start here. I

don't want any of the fights. March started, culminating at a March event. All right? So, of course, this happens, I think just like the seventh time this happened this season where they're all talking about Jen and Bill. And then Jen and Bill are always like arriving downstairs. So they're showing up to the manner and Jen's like, here we come, baby. Let's go into the manner and Bill's like, ready.

Yeah, Bill comes over and he's like, hello boys. And Benino's like, we're all right, right Bill? And he's like, we're getting there. I'm like, what do you mean getting there? You're my boy. And Joe Gorgas over there like, he does no whether he's going to fight fight he's doing that like hey He's like Not sure if he wants to fight not sure if he wants to faint because he's only had iceberg lettuce for the past seven days

He's like By the way, I do have to say then the middle of this there was a commercial and then like I was you know like fast forwarding And I got the very end of like the commercial break and for some reason it really cracked me up It was just a commercial for summer house and then I was fast-forwarding and I got the very end of the commercial break. And for some reason it really cracked me up. It was just a commercial for Summer House and all I heard was, not a lot. The summer's gonna be pretty good. And then just as like back to the manner,

I was like, wow, that random dash of Carl really spiced up this party. Hey, Mark's senior. Mark's senior. You look great, by the way. You look great. I don't know if you caught this week of summer houses, it was pretty good. My white pants were attacked, so it's pretty good. Pretty big summer for me.

Yeah. So Frank's like, I see Joe coming, Joe's coming over. Okay? Now listen, I know Joe, Joe expects an apology. Quite honestly, he doesn't deserve an apology. All right, but you know what? Frankly, he doesn't deserve a house. He doesn't deserve a lot, but he's got it, you know. You know. So then Gorgher comes over and he's like, hey Bill, what's up? What's going on, Bill? Ready to fight. And Bill's like, what's going on, big guy.

How you doing? How you doing? I'm good. How you doing up there you doing? I'm good. How you doing up there? I'm a softball. My bad. I would have surgery. Next time, tell me when you're playing a ball, that's a little more hard. Next time, text me when you're catching. Back, boy.

So Frank's like, listen, I've been testing you all right? I get one more answer's back. Like, listen, we don't like dissension among the men's. Okay. So Gorka is like, Huh? Disension. So Bill is like,

Hmm, well, you know the issue is that when you texted the fuck you, I was like, is this figurative, is this literal? It was confusing and tantalizing, I'm sorry. Well look, look Joe, you know what? I mean look Bill, you know what? Women's, so I'm gonna say to your face, all right? My face is over here Joe. Oh, where's it at?

Follow the Marge Teenie. Where's it at? There he is. That's me, you idiot. So he's like, listen, I absolutely understand my wife was out of place with kicking you out, but a lot of stuff happened before that leading up to it. We don't know if COVID was over, we didn't know if Brittany would be freed. Lady Gaga was snubbed for an Oscar. Hard times, bros, and I ride. It's almost like the only thing you could look forward to anymore is turning on the Oscars and seeing Will Smith for the next 10 years. Oh! Just a random...

A random topical moment. And then, you leave us, you leave us a boy's night, bro. Come on! And he's like, well, sometimes we get involved in women's issues, and we learn our lessons. When Donald Trump was elected, I wore the Jaina hat to work and almost got run off the road. So Gorgas like, hey, so maybe it was wrong in my pie. Sometimes the women have stupid arguments, unlike the man who have real and poor arguments. Hey, pass

them on, Jeannie, please. Hey, we're not going to be like that. Like those stupid women, right? It's all good. Women, stupid men, smart. Am I right? From now on, we're only going to have stupid arguments with the women, all right? Not about the women, all right? Not about the women, all right? Hey, come on, come on, come on, come on, Bill, we miss you, all right, we miss you, come on, get in here, get in here. He's like, so Gorka's like, all right, all right, so,

what are you gonna do to get back into the group now, Bill? I'm gonna kiss your ass like you did in Frank on that golf course Just make sure I don't have a scuffle in my hands All tattoo bills bitch Whoa Bill, uh, what's up with the open mouth huh? Bill's that guy you're like Bill is so quiet Bill talk more. And then he does and you're like yeah his like bro talk is a little off it's hilarious like ooh I'm gonna make you my bitch and

I'm gonna scowl my name into your butt. It's like, uh, Bill. Start with lunch. Start with lunch, buddy. Geez. So chance like, they're getting along. That's gonna be a good night. It's a Hungarian, America, baby. So, um, so yeah, Jenna, she's like, listen, I'm sorry, I was late. There was terror, but traffic on the gun. Stayed, parked with me, way, way. Yeah, well, it's sure traffic. Listen, everyone's going down the shore.

Who's going down on my husband? Oh, killing, baby Jesus! No, not going down on the short. They're going down the shore. Yeah, you know, I haven't been down the shore since we were all together, you know, taking care of my mother, the thing where I saw David and the whole way that time. I'm telling you, there is no way I'm letting this, I said this vacation, this summer and without a vacation, even though we had a vacation yesterday. I'm a day before that, too.

So they're going to go to Nashville, because that's where everybody's going lately. And Frank's like, did you guys hear about the border of Shogit? Yeah. Get out for it. We have a border. There you go. There you go. I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to, I'moros goes, you know where everyone's going these days? Nashville. Breaking news, everyone. The tourist and board of Nashville. I was like, could you try that Where everybody's going. Smash bell.

Sometimes you want to go where everybody might know your name but probably doesn't. So Tracy's like, well, what about Theresa? Theresa is going to come? Does she invite Theresa? Did you send Theresa an invitation? And Marge goes, no, she said my ass is jiggly. If I stopped inviting everyone who thought my ass is jiggly. If I stopped inviting everyone who thought my ass was jiggly out, I would never go anywhere.

I never go anywhere. So then Jackie's like, that's me. By the way, do you guys hear about cake better in ice Cream? It's crazy. Some markets like Look. At the end of the day, but the day you could not come from that thing. And I told you, you can see for the life of the poo. They're a traverse, they're a poise. Well, at the end of the day, she insults the way I look. She ruins Trace's event and she got chicken blood all over her home plate. Okay, it's disgusting.

Disgusting. I mean, she was mad at me for something that my husband said. Shut up, Trace. So, the Laura's is like, listen, she said to me, she doesn't want to fight. You're making excuses for her to Laura. She's like, I'm not making excuses. I'm just trying to come up with other reasons that we can go to the place where everyone goes. No, it's fast, though. You know, when she puts men on a pedestal, that's what she does.

Even men that treat her like shit, she puts on a fucking pedestal like a husband. Like a husband. I'm too nervous because listen guys, I'm not making an explanation for Teresa. She can stand up for herself. I see some sort of potato wrapped in another potato well over there, just guys.

So then Mark's senior is now talking to Frank. And she's like, you guys talking to Frank and she's like, you guys are like family. Frank's like, yeah, well right now she calls me family, but later she's gonna call me Papi, am I right? Yeah. Papi, yeah, the law. So they move to the dining room for everyone

moves to the dining room for dinner and Marge is just walking around going, I'm like, I'm okay, you okay over there. I'm Sabrina, hi, Sabrina dining room for everyone moves to the dining room for dinner and Marjit's just walking around going, oh my god, hi, you okay over there, up Sabina, hi Sabina, how you doing, how you doing, good to see you here. Oh my god, you like it, look at these flowers, I'm saying, hungry, look at this, it's Hungarian food, look at that, it's Hungarian food. All of this, all of this. And so, and Jen goes, Goulash, sounds like something, somebody eats some jay. That's Goulash, but that's fine. So gulag gulag.

So then Jackie has another moment where she's like, gosh, I can't wait to get to the point where I can just go to buffet and enjoy it. And I want to be like, I just want to be like Jennifer, and they cut to Jennifer, be like, it's gulag, baby. She's just like raps that he ain't got. I just want to be like Jennifer and they cut the Jennifer and be like, it's gonna go last baby! She's just like raps that he ain't gonna... I'm gonna go last! Jackie's like, what's the whine that she's knit, Sal? And someone goes, we don't know!

So they're, you know, they're eating at the buffet and stuff. Okay, so then the DJ's like, are you guys excited to see your guest of honor tonight? Please help welcome the one and only a Mark Senior. And Mark just Mark is like, hello everybody. Thank you so much. Thank you. Wonderful to see you. If you look under your seats, you all have some Snickers creamer. Enjoy. So they do a toast to Marb senior, which is great. And you know, Marb starts, you know, reflecting about like I can't believe we've come Fosick. Oh, I've been looking at this. She left on a little bike and now here she is. The man, I'm surprised no one's throwing a chicken at her head already. You know my mother was so inspiring to me.

And I just want to say, you know, I give her a lot of shit, you know, in print and on camera. But Marge Senior has never made me feel like I can't do something if I would say, mama, I don't want to go to school today. She always had that I wrote to Austria on a bicycle to escape communism. And I was just sub complaining right. I mean, that really is the biggest thing.

Yeah, that one. That really tops the whole. I had to walk the school in the smell. So then Jennifer has a moment of reflection. She's like, wow, you know, for so long, I thought March was hot-list and didn't care about family, it was a craving slut, probably murdered people, stupid bitch, can't stand to spread lies, open up family wounds, killing people, being the West person in the So maybe, maybe I was sort of a like. Maybe, maybe.

Be honest, you saw that she's, she carries Snickers creamer in her purse. And you realize nobody who carries Snickers creamers in their purse can be all that bad, you know? So now it's time to roll out the cake. Oh God, then we get this bitch. The happy birthday singer. I cannot wear this.

He's like, I will see your countess Luan and your Candice Dillard. And I will raise you a me. Yeah. Never ask. As a show tune love, never ask your show tune loving queen to sing happy birthday at the party because you know that's what happens. She's like, oh my god, Trevor, you love just saying, why don't you sing happy birthday at the party? Mom's

gonna love that, she loves your voice. But then Marge is trying to sing happy birthday after she gives her speech. Go for it, you'd be Marge. Okay, all right, everyone, I want everyone to raise a glass because we're going to toast to Marge Senior, a wonderful person who wrote a bike before it was cool. Okay. She doesn't care about Mr. Bigg, she gets on that bike, okay? She's a biker, she survives communism,

and it's also her birthday. Happy birthday, Marge. Yeah. Happy birthday, dear. Y'all. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy. Happy. Happy. And no one loves it more than Melissa's mom, who's just like, Happy, happy, happy.

And no one loves it more than Melissa's mom, who's just like, ha ha ha ha ha. And Martin's like, happy, happy, happy. Like girl. I mean, that top can't just dillard, and that is something.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hehehehe. Means more poncho. Means more poncho, the Luan. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday! Yay! Happy birthday!

Like a car trying to start really bad. It's like, ugh! Donna's just still clapping along. It's great! So, Marv's scene is like, this has been the best night of my life. Well, after you aboard, Margaret, that was probably number five. Let's be honest. I've had some great sex, okay? Next time, on the real-house lives of new jersey.

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