Watch What Crappens - RHONJ: Live from SF! Classic Marge

Episode Date: November 6, 2017

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Oh my god! No! I don't know what you are Oh my god! No! I don't know what you are Oh my God! No! God is crazy! There are so many people here! This is...

This never gets old. This is always crazy for us. This is one of the largest rooms we have ever had so far. This is great! Oh my God! I walked in here and was like, Oh my God, it's from... I'm gonna piss myself and try and blow a football player later. Oh my god Girl sorry to start off so gross, you know

This is you guys I'm not sure if everyone can see this because they're in the front row But we have some like Patricia Kafftap representation. Come on, there we go. Look at this. There she goes. There she goes. We have a March Senior Wig. I think it's a March Senior Wig or maybe it's or Sia's here. Oh Tom Sandevol. It's Tom Sandevol. It's Tom Sandevol. It's Tom Sandevol dressed as March Senior. Why would you call me Cia, bro? Oh, wow. Does it matter if you're a black or white, bro?

Look, Chris did. I cannot wait for Vanderpump rules. Oh my God. The staff here is so nice and well adjusted. We got here and I was like, you work here, are you on Coke? Who have you thought? Like tell me. It's like no, like they just actually work.

I was like, who does that? Seriously? Did you guys see the Vanderpump rules trailer? Oh my God, so good. I'm so excited. That's coming out in a month from today to December 4th, which is very exciting. And tomorrow Atlanta premieres. Atlanta? Atlanta. Even with a mic, I can still ignore you see Okay, just just to be upfront I got a little cold But I will be coughing blowing up a lot of snot and I'll be coughing into this

So do not come hug me Don't be unless you want it because you know the plague is back. I read that the news They're like watch out the plague is back and there's no cure And when name is rondel and it's coming to a town near you and when the show is over we will be giving away Rondles coughs not right Better wants his germs. No, I can't give it away because look what it is. Oh, it's inside out next I try look at it is. Oh, it's inside out next. Look what it is. It's the Rondon Dooli-Chan. It's not like cousin Jenna made me.

Also, my cousin Jenna's here selling merch. Picking Jenna! Yay! Please go to jennabudy.com for all your face care needs. And also, we have Facebook Live. We're trying to go like four for four with messing up Facebook Live. So, how everyone on Facebook live. We're trying to go like four for four with messing up Facebook live.

So, hi everyone on Facebook live. Y'all, I know you can't hear us. Look, it's all blurry. It's always blurry. I have so much facial oil. I don't know where it comes from. I'm not even moisturizing anymore. It's like the Lebanese just pours out at me.

It's like almond in my blood that's been saved up in my fat cells. It just pushes itself out. Yes, so... So, I'm going to... So, I'm going to... So, I'm going to... So, I'm going to... So, I'm going to...

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So, I'm going to... So, I'm going to... So, I'm going to... So, I'm going to... So, I'm going to... So, I'm going to... the merch table. And one thing that we do want to point out is that for our little Roger Crapids magnets we are donating proceeds from that to like recovery efforts for all that wildfires for northern California those crazy fires terrible those fires you know what fuck you fire yeah fuck you fire fuck you fire who does that in these times, we can all unite against fire. Who does that? Fire? Seriously?

Seriously fire? Yeah, you guys should get all the money, because not only does it hurt your air quality and kill the way of life and harm so many people, you guys got hills to walk up. I don't know what the fuck. Who invented this town? I'm supporting Uber and Lyft. They won't even come to me anymore. I don't know what the fuck, who invented this town?

I'm supporting Uber and Lyft. They won't even come to me anymore. I'm like, take me to that bagel shop. They're like, really? And stay there, because I'm not walking, even down the hill. I don't even want to know. I don't walk down it. My knees are not adjusted to it.

I don't understand this way of living. But I've had two giant chocants and two chocolate croissants. Oh! Yeah, let's give it up for chocolate croissants! Two of the best chocolate croissants, I've had. Yeah, Lisa, you know, that's the hip. Lisa Rina. Lisa Rina, Tarlie.

Sorry for manipulating you and asking about Lisa Rina, Tarlie. San Francisco is awesome. We love... This is our first time coming up here as a podcast so this is awesome. Yes, yes! You know I'm looking at right now? The merch chart. Who cares? Get this a fuck off my screen. I was like okay let's start with classic merch. Like merch. So, classic merch. Also, we always do every live show, we always give a shout out to the husband, the boyfriends,

who get dragged, who get dragged, and have no idea what's going on. Look at those arms. He did this, he was like, oh, you're holding up your drink. I thought you were doing this. I was like, yeah, okay. We would like to give a shout out

to the husbands who work out. Maria. Maria. Also, that loud bitch in the front is named Lola Del Rio. The famous Lola Del Rio is right here up front. She'll be signing autographs later. She will.

What if I die? Tonight is the 21 yearyear anniversary of me getting drunk for the first time also. I'd like to have- I mentioned that because I actually have a high school friend here, Jesse Chambers, out there somewhere. Yeah, Jesse. We'll just give shout-outs to everyone. I thank you everyone. We're shout-out to all of you. Let's play that standing Bidora Saga again. Wait, let's getadows to everyone. I thank everyone. We're sharing that all of you. Let's play that Shannon Bedore song again. Wait, let's get back to it. So who you're really excited for this news?

Do we think it's going to be good? Can it compare to last season of Atlanta? Which, oh Atlanta, Atlanta is going to be good. Yeah. Oh, the ripples. Oh, the ripples. I don't even like this doubt. You guys Atlantis is the most popular one, and it's on for like 80,000 episodes a year, okay?

You have to enter with a positive attitude. You can't be already sick of it, okay? Did you see the orders? I'd be sitting till like summertime, so get comfortable Needy Needy leaks and candy are like co-center in the in the Ken is off the side way back in there This is very very serious stuff. I Don't know who is over there, but you guys are killing it over there but you guys are killing it over there. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's Corinne. That's Corinne's voice. Oh, yeah. Oh, is that Corinne?

Hi, Corinne. Look, do you see? We learn you're a fucking voice actor. We learn you're voice actors. We know you bitches. You do have spins. I feel like this has been a really good, this is a really good time for live shows that we've been doing because I feel like we've been having some really good TV.

As you guys know, from listening to the podcast, we have been totally, totally, totally obsessed with Real Housewives of Dallas. Real Housewives of Dallas! Agreed. You know, one of the reasons I loved housewives so much when I first saw it was because it reminded me of growing up with my mother in El Paso. Because I didn't know, I was just like a little kid, you know.

Those bitches think they're so fancy. Like they still did. The last El Paso wedding I went to, it was like in a Mary-Op ballroom. It was like something that a thath-ath throws on Real Housewives of Potomac, you know. It's like all fluorescent lighting. These bitches all standing around catering tables, likeah throws on real house. I said Potomac, you know, it's like all fluorescent lighting These bitches all standing around catering tables like hating on each other. I was like this is like the El Paso Country Club

Lighten up Lighten up, okay, I like the fight so we're getting on the church board. I mean those are good. Yeah Church board, bye So like with real house, you know, obviously Ryan and I, we sit here, we do our podcast, like week after week after week. And we obviously have our favorites what we'd like. And we kind of like- We have word processes.

We have word processes. Words. But we obviously have our favorites, but we don't always know if we're in line with everyone. In the big food, are you team Brandi or team Leanne Man You know what's amazing is it like I would say that's 90% Leanne

But Brandi is still wins because Lola can project. Lola. That is someone who's done some community theater and managed some restaurants right there. You will hear that bitch anywhere. I just table 10 goddamn it. It's like, okay. I'm here. Here's what I respect about Leanne is that she throws glasses and starts fights while

having flesh eating bacteria and her boobs. Okay? That takes some grit. That's grit. That's grit. So Brandy makes her kids play in cardboard boxes, so she does have some stuff going for her. I'm into that. I'm into box.

And I still, and I know it's an unpopular opinion, but I am still very much in favor of Cameron She's still I Will support Cameron Jump lawns Get notice mark lawns get everything I just she it's like she's taken 20,000 hours of Bob Fossy class look look what she can do she's like It's sparkle like she can just hinge it at any angle and just make it go like this her head no

Like what angle is that? It hurts to do it, try it. Yeah. It hurts. Like so many different angles of disapproving. I went to Cabo and I had so much fun shaking my head that way that I came back and just kept shaking my head that way. Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm. Smart girls get headaches disapproving. Dumplons get everything. Um, shall we move into some real housewives of New Jersey? Yeah. Now, Jersey is suffering from what Dallas suffered from, where they just suck. For so long, the people are like, fuck you, I'm not watching your show, it sucks.

And those dumb girls, those twins, a lot of girls, whatever. You know, they still hashtagging, they still hashtagging everything, R-H. Yeah, R-H-O-N-J. Like, shut up, you cannot use that hashtag anymore. They need to cut the hashtag tag off those dresses. Yeah. No, ma'am. Yeah, they're from like, that was like the nature of all of Bravo with that season. People can't forget, you know, and that was season one. It was bad too. I mean, that trolley, you know, we enjoyed it when we were talking about in 2017. Who's standing for the trolleyey's? Yeah. When did the Trolley's get there, Tern?

That's right. Well, it's a good thing that we didn't bring Leanne here with all the Trolley's around. Actually, now that we're talking about Trolley's in San Francisco, I'm so confused. Trolley's are the buses that hooked to wires from above. What are those? That's a Trolley.

I feel like this is a- I feel like we're on prices right? Yeah. Like, please go. Is this the trolley? I don't know. I couldn't hear any of that. So I'm just going to assume buses have to be plugged into a thing up. I was like, what is that? Yeah. My feeling on New Jersey is this. You know, we have been very, very vocal for about like like three years How much we've paid in New Jersey? I mean we watched all though. We watched Joe checks in or tree checks in We watched we watched the twins and Amber Marquesi It's like to like Tallahassee or something where they stayed at like a motel six. We were through it We were sick we're bored. You know, we have changed our tune.

Like, I think this season is like fantastic so far. It is so, so funny. It's like when you're with someone for a long time and you hate them and you're like watching lifetime movies trying to think of new ways to kill them and they're sleepin'. Like, get whatever pension they possibly have saved up or whatever, whatever 401K bullshit they got saved. And then suddenly, one day they come home and they're like entertaining up or whatever, whatever 401k bullshit they got saved. And then suddenly one day they come home

and they're like entertaining and make like asparagus that's not overcooked. And you're like, wait a minute. I love your standards. I'll keep you. No more man's house. Yeah, they deserve it. They earned it.

No, I think I have you. You know what? I think we are, because we're all, I would say, like probably about like 95% of us here are Fans of Bravo and real housewives and we all know a good cast when we see one when the chemistry is just like working and it is Funny and hilarious and I think that when regardless of what you think about any of the individual women They are working together so well having petty petty fights. That's my favorite type of fight a petty fight She petty fights that's my favorite type of fight a petty fight petty fight petty old ladies we love you yeah it's better than Orange

accounting right now so girl okay and I like Orange County right now we were gonna last week was good yes well County, the good episodes of Orange County have been classic. I mean that quiet woman restaurant thing was possibly one of the classic episodes. Oh my god. It's not my plate. Bits. David. Read between these lines. Bits. I was like, okay, okay, two pack. We should also mention that just prior to the show, Shann Bidour posted a photo on Instagram with her and David Bidour at a USC game.

Okay. Yeah, she did. We're just, David and I were just, we're just at a USC game showing like, even though we're separated, we're still saying, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, David, I'm ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha an independent woman. So the picture is her and her daughter, and it's like centered on them.

Okay, look. Here it is. Okay. Keep my head here, keep my head here. And then this is David. David. David. David.

David. David. What kind of points do you think you're gonna make? Making it in this picture at the baseball stadium, David. What points did you just win, David? Dear Lys Shannon Bedore, killed by David's photo bomb. I'm here to see you, dear. Dear love Shannon.

By the way, we should mention that we were supposed to give a public of service announcement. This is from the venue, no ball in ball in house go go no ball in house No ball and all go go These women need to learn what is important in life. I had three millimeter of cancer No ball in house cocoa No ball in social law. Diko is my favorite thing.

Oh, we actually last week, I think it was two weeks ago on the show, I had to cut this audio because it's just D do stuff, I'm like, oh, that actually does come from Dika, you know. By the way, I sent it to Ben, and I was like, please just play this as much as possible. He's like, well, it's funny, because our Peggy impersonation, we make her sound like Count Dracula.

And she's like, speaks normally while, you know, the accent, you know, by like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Oh, we actually do have an announcement which is that after the show, we'll be selling merch for like 15 more minutes after that but they'll be an after party at Lush Lounge around the corner. Lush Lounge. So go to that because if you linger around for more than 30 minutes you're going to get charged money. Thank you to Kenneth and Mina. Yeah. And I'm not the Mina. So everyone, everyone go to that party.

We love you, people. So anyway, so New Jersey, you know what I almost said, Kelly? I stopped myself. Why would I do that? I was just loving your picture on Facebook. Thank you very much, ma'am. I know you're that name. So it's funny.

Before we get into New Jersey recap, there was, we going to we're never going to by the way there was something There was something y'all walk through some metal detectors and shit There is something relevant to it though, so I guess a Margaret March match man classic match classic match So match, classic match, classic match. So, classic, if we had, if we had a white robe, one of us would have come out with it over our face, but we forgot. But it wouldn't work without a wheelchair.

So because you know, Marge is like the protege of Joan Rivers allegedly. It's classic Merz, like I love it. Like, I'm like. Like a Jon. She posts on her Instagram a photoshopped picture of the feud poster. This Ryan Murphy show that was just on. And she's photoshopped with like a Seagie in the wheelchair and Marge holding the wheelchair. So just like a funny joke because they're feuding right now and see he flicker and I love see he flicker But she's crazy she posts this thing and she's like

Margaret I can't believe you would be inciting violence. How could you want to push me down a flight of stairs? This is ridiculous. This is though. This is tasteless. Come on, city. And then Margaret tweeted, oh my god, it's so sad. In this episode, with Ziggy gets a kiss, she kisses her husband, and then he wipes his mouth. That was so sad. Like seriously, that was sad. And Ziggy's like, how good you! That's all I wanted!

What? What? I love Ziggy. That crazy bitch. That's all I wanted! I love Ziggy, that crazy bitch. I know a lot of people are going crazy to eat her. They hate her. No, no, no. Keep Ziggy alive forever. Just stick her on people we don't like, you know? Yeah.

Just send Ziggy out into the real world. So, should we start already? Can you get this wall? I think it's just me. Why are they watching? Why are they watching? Why? She's up on current events, okay? I'm sorry. Yeah. Our sticky reads the newspaper, okay? Can I have a wrap? Okay, so the real housewives of New Jersey, okay. So every time I watch these. Okay, so the real housewives of New Jersey. Okay, so every time I watch these stupid openings,

because the first time the show comes back, I'm like, I don't give a fuck. I don't even wanna watch this bull sheeting in, I'm gonna watch this season, mother fuck. So I don't watch, I don't know the opening lines, nothing. But then as it goes on, I'm sitting there like stoned in front of the computer, like, oh, look at her dress, you know,

like I'll see it 10 episodes later. So this time, I noticed Teresa at the very end of her little like, I'm Teresa. Blink, blink. Blink, blink. I'm Teresa. She does this thing where she's holding her hand and like a pigeon lands on it.

And she's like, ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

It's true. I remember four times, I was like, how did I never see that? She's just like, ah! Ah! You know what, somewhere in the Pigeon world, there's like a live podcast happening, and they're like,

and then that pigeon lands this crazy lady's hand. I've never saw it before. Buh-buh-buh-buh! He's like, what did I never know it was simple for? Buh-buh-buh-buh! That's what the Pigeon versions of us sound like. I never saw before. I was like, what did I never know it was simple for? That's what the pigeon versions of us sound like. So whenever we do these shows, we decide, you know, we decide a long time before, we're

like, what should we do on that night? Like, fuck, strip, recap something, you know. So we're like, let's just do Jersey, you know. So we decided a long time ago to do Jersey. That Jersey girl, you never know what's gonna happen on Jersey. Sometimes it could be like Melania just sitting on a piece of sushi for like an hour, you know. I was like, you don't know. But this episode, I was like, this was a good choice. Yes. Because it opens with my classic match. Yeah. And her assistant, her assistant who either is from London or a terrible touring company

of my fair lady. Her name is Annette. Annette. She's like, want me to carry something? Hey, you want me to carry something? Oh, yeah. Like, can you need to make up your mind? That is too much of a mix between posh and like, really poh.

Like, you need to come in between. So, Marge Roxanne, she's fresh from Vegas, so she's been showing off the, the McBeth collection. It's going very well. It's like, you know, it's very exciting, very exciting collection. I need to watch myself out. I need to just watch the pits and the pits. Bubbie. Child, Bubbie, we're home, child. Child, Bubbie, we're home. It, child, Bubbie, we're home.

It's my pussy and piss, child, it's crazy. I might smell just, I might smell, don't touch me. Don't touch me, say, oh, you're touch me. You know, it's disgusting. Call Jodie down the street, tell the others not work anymore. I'll be watching my Pits and My Puts. Classic match. Classic match.

That was a joke, that was a classic match joke. I learned it from Joan Rivers, she loved me, she loved me. Pits and Puts. Pits. Every time she comes in, she's saying something disgusting about herself. Which you know I love. Because I'll be like, hi, fat and sweaty. Nice to meet you.

People are like, why do you hate yourself? I'm like the same reason I hate you. At least I'm fair. So I love that in a person. You know, I love when you know how to hate yourself. It's the only way you can truly learn to love. Yeah. Guys, take a moment.

Take a moment, guys. So we have to imagine that then, imagine she goes and does wash the push in the pits, because she comes back to her show. You know she always walks and she goes, high-pawsy, high-pawsy. And she's wearing, I have some concerns about the McBeth collection, honestly.

She's wearing a dress that look like it had like layered bulls eyes and then a hood on the back. It was very concerning. I don't know. I have some concerns about the McBath collection. I have some deep concerns. It's certainly no countess collection. Would you believe it? She stole my collection. Well, at the count is no she blit belongs in Ross. By the way, everyone should be like, I'll just start out in Ross. All right, let's just start out there. By the way, all you ladies, you brought your man here be careful because upstairs is the Regency

and we know what happens at the Regency. Oh, okay. Oh, speaking of the close boutique or boutique or whatever. What? What? Close. What? Well, how did it take this long? All the stories from boutique or buty or whatever it is what what close what well how did it take this on all the stories from buty We're like well then you go into the kitchen because that's all way between the main room and the sex room Go in there and then you get blow jobs with the waiting Finally, they're closed whoa this one time one time, I was going to take with the man, and we went to butykin was closed, and I thought,

how am I going to get three glasses, a short glass with a lime, a tall glass with three lines, a medium sized glass with one lime, and one lemon, and Geraldine Parsons missed it, listen little girl, you can never go in there, okay? And she could stay, I've never been back to butykin. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you told you, I told you told you, I told you, on dosky. And then he'll say, do you need a drink? I can lead a horse to water, but I'm not going to buy you a drink.

I? And Ramona. Okay, so, Mars Senior. Mars Senior, we're only in the first minute of the show. Go away. Mars Senior is my favorite senior citizen. She's my favorite senior, Mars, in the world, okay? She's my favorite, Mars. She's my favorite senior march in the world, okay? She's my favorite march.

This is March Senior. She's like, I hope they had a fun time there to shoot plays. Yeah, they did some shoes. Oh, that's wonderful. I saw Instagram. Hey, for someone who's been flying so much, you look good in my pushing pits, right?

I can smell the dot. You look great, honey. You look great. I've been on Tinder the whole time. You use the dial, so when you're my pussy pits, right? I can smell the dot. You look great having. You look great. I've been on Tinder the whole time. You use the dial soap on your pussy and your pits? OK, I smell it. It's good. It's good.

We should go into soaps. Make Beth collection soaps. And Margaret's like, hello, little Pussy. Hello, we're back. Pits and puts clean. I can't do that. I feel like Marge is already fucking with me on purpose. So she starts going into her comedy routine. I don't know if you notice this. I think she does all her routines.

She's like a genius or something. She just puts her hands on. She's like, I don't know what's going on with Joe. He's like my husband. He's like a stage 5 of Klinga. I can't get enough. I'm like the man on the inside. He's like the girl on the inside. That's crazy. That's a Joan original right there for you. Classic? Classic mod, classic mod, okay? I don't know. I love her stage 5 Klinger, she's like he just wants to piece me on all time, what is stage 5 Klinger, you know? Like I'm a guy on the inside, he's a girl on the inside, so it works out. Like only on Jersey would they still call it that, you know? That relationship is officially called like non-binary, gender-fluid. I don't know, I need some help, I'm still learning. It's not like I'm on Mars.

You know what? I googled it. I googled it. Listen, I don't want to talk about fluids with Mars, okay? Listen, you know what, Joe's a mush, okay? He's a mush. He's a mush. So anyway, big news, big news. He has Jody, Jody's here. He has Jody's. Someone tell Mago down the street to get on the oven, because Jody's coming over here, okay? Jody, Margaret, Margaret, Magg. Oh, here's Jody Goldberg coming in here looking all great. Jody, come on here. She's so fucking glamorous, like literally I can't, like, March Classic.

Class of Magg. Jody, we gotta hop on these shoes for summer. You know what people think of them this summer shoes I finally found the right shoes this summer is something to think about shoes She's like okay, let me tell you I went to I went to a party at Ziggy's house Let me tell you what happened. She's like seriously. We made up on a time. What could possibly happen? What's she wearing shoes? What were they like? Were they summer? She's like, picture of it. A hundred people.

Assist Lee, 1942, wait a second. She did say picture and I was triggered. But she tells the whole story about how Melissa went to Siggy's house. This flower vase is, to say Campanella, number one. I was like, oh my god. Thank God Jody's here So they read you the whole they show the whole thing about how singing publicly humiliates Melissa Gorga Which secretly I thought was really funny because it's about time Melissa Gorga got some public humiliation once in a while

And then March goes why would she publicly humiliate her my vagina hurts Like what did you use to clean it? And then the next one, the next one, the next one, the next one, the next one, the next one, the next one, the next one, the next one, the next one, the next one, the next one, the next one, the next one, the next one, the next one, the next one, the next one, the next one, the next one, the next one, the next one, the next one, the next one, the next one, the next one, the next one, the next one, the next one, the next one, the next one, the next one, the next one, the next one, Margaret's like why would she yell at them like hello? Have you ever watched this so? Have you ever heard of Daniel's dog by the way are people excited that Daniel's dog is back? Just want to check just want to get the temperature of the room Still hater yeah, that's the right answer. Hey, they'll hate her, but you can be excited for her to be there too. Hey, I still hate the bitch

Oh my god, that's the right I think it's a later. We can be excited for her be there. I still hate the bitch Oh my god, she's terrible And she's like always coming to work She's a prostitution hawk, but you know what though Pay attention police. Let me tell you something You know, although maybe Danielle stop is the X factor because this season. I know it's really good so far. The X factor. So the 18 X's factor. So anyway, so. Danielle stop is a horrible human being, but I love that she's back and I cannot wait until

we get to last scene where she's trying to get all moral. She's like, what? You live? Oh wait, so let me understand this. You live with your X and you have a boyfriend I'm like you were fucking head on the ground with your legs split at scores five minutes ago Can we please just tone it down a little bit? My goodness lady at least let yourself be born again for a few years, okay?

Baby steps Baby steps, so then we go over to Dolores's house where Frank and Frank you're building a chair. Just a just a good like inside of what sort of exciting scenes you can thank God he had his shirt off. Fuck and Frankie Frankie you guys Frankie okay. This is Frankie. This is Frankie putting together his hair from like IKEA and you know what it was. Which is fine, like that's our whole whole thing. Yeah, yeah. No IKEA shaming here. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasai. And I'm Sydney Battle and we're the host of Wonder E's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the buildup, why it happened, and the repercussions.

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All the Frankies. You know they're both going to break those chairs. Those guys are so huge. So, Deloitte's like, they're both back, which is great. But my toilets have stopped up all the time. You know what? Like, it's great. I got Franky in Franky here, because you know, I had my cabits done last year in this season. My arc is about chairs, Like it's great. I got Frank and Frankie here because you know I had my cap It's done last year and this season my arc is about cheers. So it's great I was a lot of muscles here. My men's got muscles. This is great. What's great because boo just died and I'm sad

Just don't be mean just don't be mean to the cop of chef. It's on the new countertop. So okay Frank Okay Frank. Okay Frank So Dolores come so much. She's like whoa, it's both of the Frank Shut up Dolores. That's a lot of muscles in one room She's like every so now she's setting up all of Danielle's future hatred and fighting with her She's like well my boy Frank every time I go out with him He's so lovely. He puts care packages together for both of the Frankies And she's bringing home all this food. You know that guy wants to

fuck both of the men in your house right, Dolores. I mean, I'm sorry, and I ain't even judging. I'm congratulating. Like that guy really knows how to get it. Like I like that you can be gay and New Jersey like that, you know? I love that there's somewhere in this world that you can be a gay, find an idiot with a remodeled kitchen, because that's what I'll be using anyway. Let's face it. Two hot men in the house,

and you could just leave your motorcycle in the fucking living room, yeah? Jersey's version of Grindr is just sending steak to people. So, I love this, so Dolores is talking about Frank and saying how like, you know, like, you know, I really like David, but you know, it's weird to get married and like Frank got married, you know, it would be strange because if one of us, if me and Frank ever got married, it would mean that the marriage is really over. I'm like, you've been separated for 18

years. When is it over for you? The love of my life was Frank Tanya. That's it. That's it. Look at the lures. Also, I love that they're eating these little round. I don't even know that those were steak. Those were like these little round meat things covered

in gravy. This deep-frag baseball minute. All I could think of was their stinky muscle head fart. Haven't you ever dated? I know that's disgusting, and I'm so sorry that it's in my experience. This is the tone that Marge Marge has established. Those guys, they're too big, it's like protein and like weird gravy fart. I don't want it

to get out of here. Just be fat, eat some fig neatens. I don't care. So then basically Dolores starts talking about the rumor that Danielle Stob has been spreading because if you remember from last week, Danielle told everyone, well Dolores came over and told me that Teresa only cares about money, she only cares about money, and that's what Teresa is all about. And then when Danielle confronted Dolores about it, that's when Danielle, that's when Dolores got up and was like, welcome back, scumbag, which was like a really glorious moment for me. But anyway, so they just like talk about it.

And Frank is like, well, you know. You know, whatever whatever man wants to hear from their woman when they come home. Yeah. That's why he left in the first place. He's like, hi, how you guys doing? You still working on that chair? You would not believe what Danielle did.

And then Teresa, she can't even stand up for me. I know what since I'm 16. I mean, she couldn't even say it. Oh my God. So basically, it's like, I surprised. She didn't knock her out. Knock her on the floor. She's like, yeah, well, a long time ago, I woulda, you know?

But what's worse than that? What she told Teresa, I'm like, oh my God. Oh, you know, I got a lot of my mind, Frank, you know, because like, Maz is always calling everything and like, I know what Teresa tree saying, like the room is, it's like, I'm ass. So, anyway, she just drones on. And he basically is like, listen,

he actually is like a voice of reason. He's like, listen, she's like, up to her eyeballs with stretch, taking care of kids, her husband's in jail, he might get like, deported, and they have all these bills, like, chances are she's just sensitive right now, and she'll come back, don't worry about her. She's like, yeah, okay, Frank. She doesn't know what to do.

She doesn't got a man around. What's she gonna do? It's like the old real housewives of New Jersey misogyny. They're like, what? What's misogyny? What? Every single scene.

He's like, she doesn't have a man. What do you expect? Who's putting together her chairs? No one. No one. How does she even get up in the morning? Jesus, cry to her man in jail. It's like a dog without a yard, you know?

She's wandering around the street. She's gonna get run over, you know? Speaking of that old school Jersey massage, do you want me to go over to Gorgas, Pasta and Pizza, shall we? Yeah. Pasta, Jeannie. Pasta.

The Gorgas Pasta restaurant. So, first of all, yeah, first of all. Are you gonna tell me that you didn't even redesign the logo? He's like, Joe Gorgas, Joe Gorgas is like, what? Just send me what you got, send me in the photoshop. Send it to me in the photoshop. It's like the same sign, but he took off like Guadiche's Yeah, what was it that's a real name? He's like

It was totally He's like Just changed it to cool kids. I'm surprised there wasn't one of those like clip art fingers pointing at it, you know like Yeah, that changes it but So of course it started sort of sad because no no walks in these pictures of the mom which is sad because no no Don and he's like you know, it's I'm sure like who's gonna get for a mom dying I mean yeah the mom died no like it's totally sad. It's sad. That's sad

I'm not joking about the good part is When they come up just like look that I got my name and lights like it's like this long fluorescent light from I know I'm sure my regards have been brought away long fluorescent light from home before And it's really it wasn't like a bugzapper, you know My name's up in my That is sort of like tree like Tree is constantly being zapped by a bug's outfit. This is her to be getting in the scene. She comes out of the car with her dad She's like, hello

Was that a sign look that it's a sign? Just up there. It's on a ladder. What you got a ladder? Was that a ladder? It's a sign. Tourist lines are just drawn to the flies, the moss. They're like totally just full of tourists, and too. I stared right into those lights, not like. Yeah.

He's on a ladder, and I'm like, he's not a ladder So they're basically Melissa the Melissa's and Joe are like decorating this pizza and pasta place And they're putting up these pictures and the picture that Melissa has chosen well she claims Joe Joe's it It's a picture Melissa being like this like And Joe Joe Gorgas literally covering his face like this And Joe, Joe Gorgah is literally covering his face like this. It's like, that's his, she's like, that's his favorite one. That's his favorite one, because he doesn't want to be seen with you. It's his favorite one. It's so good.

Treesis like, it doesn't even show his face. How could you put that up there? I don't know. Treesis like, why? Why is it her? It's not about Melissa Gorgah. Like, why? She's only a Gorgon by injection. Girl. You're only a seat cut by injection, but your bubby still get to be in the shot.

If you're only half Gorgon, does that make you demi-Gorgon? I don't know. Also, I was so mad that I made a tasteless sexist implant joke and then Margaret followed up with a tasteless sexist implant joke. I'm like, what the hell? How many do they need to be in one episode? Classic much. So, Tree is like your math looks really big.

You guys, I'm having to copy my notes over to my email and email them to myself. Because this computer is so old that the battery is like, bye. Is it dying? I'm exhausted, bye. This is very like, I'm so tired. This is in the spirit of watch or crap ends, you know. Yeah, welcome to the most professional podcast ever. And this is...

Oh, no. My Gmail just told me I tried to open my Gmail and it said, something's not right. No shit, bitch. Have we just met? I've been using you for years, darling. Someone here has to work for Google, can fix this. We're in the Bay Area.

So yes, I'll trust the Google plug, and you know that, the CIA, right? So they're all fighting, they're all fighting about like, hey, you're not really a Goraga, you're a Goraga. And she's like, I'm a Goraga. And then Joe's like, hey, that's my wife. And she's like, oh, here we go again. That's my wife stuff.

I'm like, you've spent your entire time on Real House of New Jersey, like proud, whenever Joe judy says, that's my wife right there. So don't like shame, Joe Gorgah, for standing up for his wife. The one time I'm gonna stand up for this like male female. So I'm not that I'm standing up for it, but I'm just like, I hate when tree does that.

When it's like, like, oh. I like that this is my name. I hate when tree does that when it's like oh I like that this is my name. We need to have a mic aiming right there Wait hold on Morgan assistant. You want me to carry something frank frank chair hold on hold on Melissa's a dump slot hold on hold on You look at you and me in the picture and then the dad Why do Teresa and Joe make the dad cry in every seat? They're horrible. They're like, Dad, like did you see the ladder?

He's like, I'm so happy for my babies making a restaurant. They make a pasta here, all so great. I'm so glad to be out of the house. And he's like, yeah, but that. Look at Ma, remember you and Ma? And he's like Why What's a man have a happy day They won't let him have one happy day. She's like I'm gonna move him in here with all of his furniture

So that he can remember the dresser that my mom used to leave a change on it night It's like what what the man have one happy day Good God like it it. She went on to picture. I think that Trees should also let Gia have one happy day for once in her life. Also because Trees then after this because you know Melissa Gorego storms out. She's so mad. Melissa Gorego like doesn't even throw a glass on. She just turns it on its side. I was like, ooh, scathing. Yeah, Melissa is like, I'm out of there. But also, like she was mad rightly so. But also is really creepy. Cause Teresa is like, why are you showing face? She's so gorgeous. She's so high. Show her face. Why is there

face? Look at her face. Look at her face. Show her boobs boobs show his chest. Oh, yeah, I show yeah show him show but anybody got a iPhone I mean like Jesus Theresa Sit down Disgusting flowers and the attic at least the At least the flowers in the attic have the sense to go to an attic, okay, this is a restaurant There's probably a lot of shredding papers in there, Adam. I rude.

So anyway, after most storms out, we then go to one of the most glamorous retail shops in all of New Jersey. The California Beach Hut. We're triass taking Gia to get a bathing suit for Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico. Puerto. I bathing suit for Puerto Rico Puerto Rico Puerto I got in a Puerto Rico She's like Do you want a match bathing suit? Remember we used to match bathing suits and stuff

Remember we used to love matching bathing suits? Gia was like three years old. She had no control She still doesn't know She is like we still match bathing suits She's like giving a birth to My bathing suits to match yours. So thanks. Like, wow, wow. What's wrong with that?

I was like, Melissa said I'm a bad mom. And she's like, oh, because you're a bad mom. So don't bring your teenager on TV. Don't do it. Yeah, Teresa basically wants Gia to show off her tips and ass in Puerto Rico. And she is like, no, I'm not going to. going to she's like I love how my daughter is so is conservatives and I'm like not conservatives and everything I'm like she's not conservative. She's just embarrassed for you. Okay, she's embarrassed

She's embarrassed So what was actually interesting about this I look down I'm gonna drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink I sat next to this girl on a plane because, look, I tried to get the aisle seat because I'd rather the people bringing drinks hit my muffin top like I can take it. But being in the middle obviously, like two people hate me. So I try not to be on the window unless I'm in a thinner stage because then I can sleep. But I accidentally got them virgin messes up there, whatever. I was in the window seat. This girl saw me coming you guys. And I didn't even get offended because you know, I've seen me coming. But she was like, she was like, huh? She was like, no, no. I could see her like little dough eyes. She was like, no, please, no, no. And I was like, man, I would apologize, but you waited so long to get your seat

that you stuck in the middle. That is not my fault. Like, if I am more prepared than you, you're a terrible person, okay? You deserve. So this girl, she kept, she was super tired and she kept doing this on the flight. She would wake up, but didn't she'd wake up and she'd look at me and then she'd do it again.

Like, she kept getting double scared that I was sitting next to her. And then I thought, why is this girl so scared? I was writing the notes on the plane. Poor thing, every time she glances over, it's like, that disciplined a lot when you came home, you didn't discipline, because you afraid I hate you. And I was probably sitting there like classic merge like trying to practice a March face you know anyway the point is I should be sorry and I'm not preparing advance you dumb hooker. I don't think people really I mean we write so I is, look, it's just like non-stop nurse, this is what we do.

It's madness. I grew up really stressed, like, that's why I do that with you kids, you know, like, I grew up real stressed, like, you know, like, you don't have anybody to practice making out with, you know, so I send you out, like tell you to make out with boys from your school, you don't got no other choice. So the thing that was actually interesting about this California Beach Hut scene, because there was something interesting about it, was that they're talking about like, are the kids out of control, right? Because Melissa Goruga said, by the way, you're two nice to your kids,

you gotta say no to them once in a while. So Teresa has a real bug up her ass about this comment. So she turns to Gia and she's like, is this true? Like I can't believe it. Like Melissa said this. And Gia's like, well, you know, Melania's a good kid and everything, but like, honestly, she has no boundaries.

She needs discipline. I was like, whoa, where the three are? She is trying to the bus, she little bitch. No, I was like good. I was like good for Gia. I was like at least someone's appearance around you. Well, forgive her for being entertaining. Okay, I'm really sorry, Melania.

Hey, Melania, be less fun to watch on TV. That would be great. Be more of a Gia, please. The Melania is that much of a cray cray and still at this age is learning to like work her brows. Get some eyebrow eye lash threading. I say you go sister. So speaking of parenting we don't go out in office in free milk before some short hairy guy buys a cow. I don't know why I wrote that. I thought it was good and that girl on the plane was

terrified so I had to say it. So then we go over to Ziggy, who's meeting with her parents at a restaurant. You guys, any scene with Ziggy, do not raise your child in a basement. Just don't. Because that Ziggy's backstory. Yeah. She was like, I was racing a basement in Israel.

It was years before I finally climbed out. I saw the sun. I was like, what? Know your worth, son. Know your worth. I'm still angry that they never credited me in room. It's good on two-year reference for an Oscar maybe. Like the worst we've ever.

So she sits down. She would just be offended at everything. Why are you looking at me like that electric plug? What did I do? Why don't you plug into me? The guy went a letter out, he was just too scared. So, so singing his sound, he's just like, I'm really mad at Joshua right now. He's been so fresh to me lately,

every time I walk into his room when he's masturbating, he's like, get out, Bob, and I'm like, you came from my cookie! Let me pick my own lotion. What kind of sunset's that? He's like, Link Weenie with clam sauce. It knows it's worth. I'll take it. I'll take it. It's $11. Her dad is like, well, I have a different perspective on this. You'll know he's 18, he's a certain thing, his personality, you just have to relax. She's like, oh my god, my father has so much wisdom! He's a certain thing, his personality.

Oh no! I don't want them to go to college far away from me and that's when her mom's like I've been waiting 30 years for this. Well it's funny Sige because when you left me when you left Israel to go to an entire different hemisphere that hurt me. You needed was easy for me. Like that's I love the parents, because they are like true fiddler on the roof, motherfuckers, okay?

Like, you know, my community theater asks, our fiddler on the roof is like Mr. Martinez, the coach at the fucking local high school or whatever. It's like, okay, if I was a rich man, I'm like, no. But these fuckers are like in it, you know? And they're like in it at the depressing part of fiddler on the roof, where it's like, no. But these fuckers are like in it, you know? And they're like in it at the depressing part of it or on the roof where it's like, I'm there for them.

They're living it. Is this the little cake I brought to the birthday party? Is this the cake that's a recent tour across the floor? I have to apologize to the pastry chef. Please tell me we can have one cake more. I'm so sorry by the way to everybody out there who's like what happened to this show? Like everything we did was like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it made no sense. Yeah. But we went to see Little Shopper 4's the re-release. Yeah.

Where they showed, they showed the real ending like the really depressing one where everybody dies. Yeah. And then the plant comes out and just kills everybody in the world. It's hilarious and amazing. It really inspired us. It came home the next day and I was like everything must be. Suppatime. Suppatime. It starts all happy and it gets all depressed. Yeah.

Let me out of the basement. Suppatime. Sot in, Lich Risa. Yeah, let me out of the basement. Suppeter. Saude and Lee Teresa. Right. She'd like ruin every musical. They just be extended over to Teresa. She's like, what?

Right. Right. So I was having Lee Joe's standing beside me. I know you got to sing a tree, huh? There's a plants. Why does the plants here? So she has to listen to her parents because like what's she going to do, yellow screen?

I'm sure she will. In future seasons, when no one will film with her anymore, she'll be like, I'll tell you my dad. But for now, she's just like, OK, I'll try. So next we go up to tree. You want to apple? You want to apple? M-m-m-m-m-m.

Now choose facts. M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m. You want to apple? You want to apple? M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m. What the fuck, Teresa? I'm gonna apple, you know. It's very exciting. I'm glad you had it. Melania was there. Melania is every person with the weight problem.

She's like, my blood sugar's low. Yes, bitch. Mine to girl. Mine to. So Joe and Melissa, Joe Gorgon and Melissa come over just to hang out, just to chat, the kids go to play, you know. Oh no, and this was so shady because they're all doing cheers, cheers, box one, yay. And Joe's like, yeah, why?

We had a long day today, Remember the latter? Remember, name in lights. And Melissa's like, yeah, to the gorgas. So, listen, yesterday, the reason I sat with her was because I had a lot of my mind as Joe, my mom, my mom, my mom, my mom, my mom, my mom, my mom, my mom, my mom, my mom, my mom. Teresa, you don't get to just keep saying my mom, my mom, my mom, okay? It's like Teresa in court, like whatever she can use, you know? Teresa, did you sign a paper lying about your assets?

Mom. Mm-hmm. No, Teresa. Your mother is still alive, by the way, at this point. You can't use your mother as a future excuse for your crimes, okay? Ma-a-a. So basically, Ronn is laptop is officially done. You can't use your mother as a future excuse for your crimes, okay? Man. So basically, Ronnie's laptop is officially done. Thank God I sent it.

So basically it's just like a sea where trees like, I was sort of madty and molestic because you told me that like I got to be harder on the kids. Like well you have to be harder on the kids. I don't think so meanwhile like Molania isania's swinging for Machia and the leader. Like Tom Sandeval dresser, see a Melania's turn juice boxes into like machine guns and she's taking out other little squirrels in the tree. I have never seen so many kids go down a like a banister

in my life. And I've got that house all like every day, every episode is like kids going down and that's like five stories high and round, and like, I don't get it. I don't get it. It's like a fucking constant production of Annie in that house. Like everyone's pepper in that house.

So then they started talking about how Ziggy and Baris Melissa, and then how Dolores backed up and they're like, what's up with Dolores anyway? Dolores is your friend. Now all of a sudden, you can't like, even think for a cell whatever Seigi says the Laura says also And that's all the men all the men on this show this episode. This is now 100% of the men's advice

Just like why didn't she kick her ass? Why I thought she'd kick her ass or she did that who that we know has since we were sixteen and Joe Gorgas like always an argument with the with you women You realize you're on a show called the real housewives and you're sure is he right like Like you know your advice is bad when it's the same as like Whoopies from the color purple beater like that is not advice You're gonna get Oprah after your ass. You told Huffle to beat me. Yes. Well, what'd you expect to do on the Real Housewives of New Jersey, Oprah? Anyhoo.

Sophia does not belong on this show. So then we go back to Sige, and now she's on a date with Michael Campanella. Michael Campanella. I think I'll have the Branzino. This relationship is so strained, and it's hilarious watching it on TV because he's always like, oh, you look so gorgeous tonight. She's like, here we are celebrating something together as a couple.

I'm going to take someone's mac and cheese from their table and bring it over to mine. So there's only a bokeh. She's not comfortable enough and Jersey yet. In Jersey, she's just like, I'll take a seat. It's not like bokeh where she's like, Denise! Denise! Jody one, Jody two! Boggo! Lola!

So they're having an anniversary dinner and he's still doing his thing. He's like, well well If you thought a little bit more about toning down all your work engagements She's like well actually here's what I thought about overnight retreats I'm not sure everybody that that's exact opposite of what he was asking for a camping trip with Ziggy So overnight with Ziggy overnight with Ziggy. Bum, bum, bum, bum. Why are you trying to wake me up? This is like Ziggy and a log cabin. I'm just imagining like Jason Borhies being like,

you know what, I'm good. You can just like, you can have the log cabin. It's like just staying away from her at all. Ziggy's self-help is so confusing to me. She's trying to help people like know their worth or whatever. And so she wants to do a joint venture with the divorce attorney. What was that show she was from Vicki? What was her show? That makes no sense. She was from a Bravo show that was one of two seasons that no one watched. Classic match. I bring people together. She brings people to, and somehow we make it overnight.

I'm like, that makes no sense. Do you just write this shit on Instagram and suddenly it becomes a weekend? Like, how did this happen? And my favorite part is that Michael Kup. Michael Kup and Ella just goes, well, you know, I've been thinking about it and I guess I should have more of an open mind about this.

So yeah, so have fun. I was like, wow, wrapping up that art quickly. You gave that two episodes. It was like, yeah, I think I'm good with this storyline. I don't want to do it the whole season. You think Michael Campanella has one god damn thing to say about how anything is running that house. No, sir.

No. And he doesn't want to. You don't marry Siggie if you want to make decisions, OK? And I'm going to be the same way. I'm going to marry some controlling asshole who's like, sit down. And I'll be like, OK. And you guys are going to be like, that's abuse. And I'll be like okay And you guys are gonna be like that's abuse and I'll be like no like I was tired

I will be one it's hard making decisions I don't want to do it for me So the next scene opens the worst what do you want to eat? Don't ever fucking ask me that tell me okay, we're gonna eat I'm not telling you what it is. It won't be Korean barbecue and it won't be like, what else do I hate? There's one other one that I'm like, I can't, I can't with potato salad just sitting on the table when I get there. I can't. Ronnie is dead wrong. This is going to be a five hour recap. I'm sorry. So the next scene, the next scene opens up. We promised when we went to five days a week,

we're like, let's not make these single episodes 10 hours long. We're like, okay, let's do a 30 to 45 minute show. I'm like, then you guys know what my mom said to me? You guys, you guys are all troopers for sitting through all of our shit that we talk like, hour, hour hour hour Cuz we just talk we are you see right here. We're talking to every each other like and then that door knob

We will go Low line the front row says do you know how long a commute is I actually don't do this I saw it I saw how long the commute was from the plane. We were coming in. You know you see it like the little place below. I didn't see the hills. You cannot see that from above. But I did see the long line of traffic.

I was like, oh, shit. Yeah. Bay Area traffic is no joke. OK, so now we're going to Marge and Posse. OK, this is one of the greatest scene openings of the season. Can we re-enact the March and her Posse coming into us? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, It was like a single line of people walking lockstep with the most fucked up faces you've ever seen. Where are they?

It's like a bed bath and beyond. Where are we? There are the sunglasses all tough. We're here from New Jersey. McBath collection is entered the building. Marge is like, we're here to talk about shoes. Shoes are very important. Summer. That's what summer stands for shoes. All right. This is my mom. This is Marcia. That's Lolita.

That's Shoshana. This is Jennifer. That's Tonya. That's Jody. That's a net. That's Jody number two. That's Margot from down the street at Broadway because you know, her ovens work really well. Classic match. Anyway, I mean, what's a girl got to do around it? Get some ass bajos, am I right? You know what I'm saying? Classic match. You know what, shoes mean? We need to put our own, our own spin on shoes. Okay. Let me tell you something. Okay, let me tell you something about the McBath collection. Okay, let me tell you something about it. Okay. McBath collection is like preppy boho shig.

Okay, let me tell you something. It's very preppy. I'm like, when I think of like bath, I do not think of preppy boho, okay When Banquo was getting murdered I'm not thinking like you know that was a very Moment that was so boho When Macbeth consolidated that power so first thing I think of when I think of Lady Macbeth boho Listen if I could address Lady Macbeth she would have been very chic. That's all I'm saying. Classic March. Classic March. Listen, I'm here. Joan Rivers is here.

Lady Macbeth is down here. That's how I'm sorry. Everyone said, what is Mars going to have a clothing line? They said, no, she's not. I said, yes, she is. And guess what I have? A clothing line. It's like high school.

It's ridiculous. My ass crack is dripping up like something so thick. It could be like five day old coffee. And I don't even care. Like seriously? That's how it is right now. I'm so happy with that. What's the girl I got to do to get an omelette around you?

You know what I'm saying? Pompomps. Pompomps. Pompomps. Pompomps. Don't you love pompomps? It's very good. When I met Joe for the first time, I was like Joe come take me to the pompom and he was like,

okay I can do it, give me five minutes. He's like the girl inside. You know what? Classic match. Classic match. Classic match. Hey, pizza bus. Hey, are we gonna be able to get these pom-pom shoes

by summer? Because what you need in summer is pom-pom shoes. And the lady's like, no, you know what's like May? By the way, because this is like March in New Jersey. Yeah, it's like, no, we can't get them in like 15 days, man. It's like, we gotta change that. We gotta, we gotta see it we gotta have them Yeah, the fashion industry is gonna change everything for the Mcbeth collection

I'm sure those are gonna be really well-made marg you might want to go a different way with the storyline if you're trying to say your CC I don't care hot glue them. You know what the truth is the truth is I've been knocked down a million times I've gotten up every single time you know what I wasn't born to the lucky Spoon Club You know I've got say classic March right there. Don't remember. Joan Rivers taught me that one. Okay, Classic March. Classic March. I know Joan Rivers better than you. Okay, but do I have time to get back up again? Ain't nobody gonna keep me being from Joan Rivers. Alright, that's it. Let's drop it. I get knocked down. I get up again. Anyone gonna keep me down? You know what I'm saying? I drink a side of drink. I drink a whiskey drink. Classic March. Classic March. Classic March. mudge. Classic mudge. Classic mudge. Classic mudge. Okay, so also classic, the gorgas, so we're in the restaurant and it's like the

tasting. This is like the main event of the episode. We are finally here for the big climax of the episode. You guys, I get that this stuff is kind of made up, you know, just like get people together and start talking But if you are a restaurant owner and you walk into your restaurant and you're like get those though What are those what are those and it's a tablecloth? No, no, you call that thing no, Joe I like that so so so tree likes the picture that Joe put up of her She's like I like it. You can say I just wish you could see more boobs I wish you could see more boobs.

I wish you could see more boobs. And then she starts saying, I wish mom was here to see, and I was like, are you gonna say I wish mom was here to see my boobs? Because it's totally, it's totally conceivable that Tree would say that. She's like, I just wish mom were here to see the restaurant.

So all the ladies are getting ready, getting really ready for their fancy night at the Gorgas pasta house Or whatever. Also, I'd like to think out whoever posted on Facebook that they're using Courier do in their Yeah, and their logo. I thought that was pretty funny. Like but they at least bolded it. Come on. Give the Gorgas some credit Yes, at least it wasn't like Monaco That was a Monaco, yes, everyone. So everybody's ready to yell at each other. Frank Cantania is like, you're gonna have fun?

The chairs are done. Do you like the chairs? She's like, I'm not happy with Teresa. Just go eat your pasta. Okay. Make it in. So then Melissa's like, I don't even know what to believe because like I friends with the lawyer since I'm like 16 years old, but I don't like now because I

don't believe. I like I like for commentary so I like I actually really liked the way Sigi defended Dolores. I like Sigi's loyalty to Dolores because I'm loving Dolores this season. She has like, she has like a fire in her, you know, and I agree with Siggy when she's like, I hope she doesn't come for to Laura's because let me tell you something, it doesn't get better than to Laura's. Yeah, that's

what I like. For better or worse, you stick up with your bitch, okay? You have, I don't care. You know I'm wrong, 80% of the time. You know I am. But if we're in a bar together and I'm being really wrong, you can't be like, he's wrong, find him, call the police. No. You say it's your fault.

You racist, sexist, fatdest, ageous, piece of shit. We're serving you, and we are calling you out. Now that is a friend. So Margaret comes in and they introduce her to No No. And I thought this was sort of like a weird moment. Did you think it was weird? Because No No comes out, he looks at it and goes, oh, blonde on top. And I was like, this is like, you know these things are filmed so far in advance.

I would like to think they would have kind of changed it If they had the news of the past couple of months, but watching this show is just so cringy. He's like oh Oh I'm on the bottom till yeah, I like to see some blinds. I'm like oh This is not current No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Just go straight. No, no, no. Get back as a kitchen, no, no.

Watch your hands, no, no. Ha, ha, ha. Also, a lot of what people are going to say after eating at this restaurant. No, no. No, no. So people are showing up to the tasting. Siggie is there.

And like, Siggian, Margaret, seem like they're getting along. And everything seems peaceful. And they keep saying things like, oh, I feel like we've finally turned out of a new leaf. I think it's a new new leaf I think they think it's going well which means you know the shit's about to hit the fan that's my favorite thing is when people say that they turn over a new leaf on these shows it's like turning over a new leaf and like on the other side of the leaf is like mold mold and like a caterpillar that's what this is uh so they are basically all trying to be nice the loris comes in and she's like not going to be nice to anybody.

She's like, so they're trying to fight. She has amazing answers. She comes in Dolores like, hi, hi, hi, and then she looks at Danielle goes, hmm, I just keep on walking. But what does Danielle expect? And Danielle's like, I can't believe she wouldn't say hello to me. Really? You can't? So they're just giving each other these shady looks. And when you're trying to fight in the middle of the day in a strip mall,

in a gorgor restaurant, with owners that don't know what a temple cloth is, it's just like a sad fight, because they can't even be like on this show this season, they're like, you know what we're gonna do? We're gonna fight in the other room. Let's go to the library. All right, like which library? LOL. Or let's go to the kitchen. Or wherever they always separate

to like have private shooting. And they can't. There's like two catering tables and Melissa going back and forth. Like, did you see me and Tao? Look at that. He got it a lot of for that. So Danielle wants to know if like,

because Danielle wants to know if anyone believes what the rumor that she was spreading last week and everything. And as they're talking about it, Melissa's like, you know, Danielle's stop, she has to be the most misunderstood person in this room. But the best part was like, Sikki, she's like, no, I am the most misunderstood person in this room. Do you know what it's like? No one understands me. No one knows what it's like to pour wine on a table and then watch your cake and throw the clasp of the floor as this got back.

So then Sigi tries to start explaining why she's still mad because she forgets that she just made up with this person last week, you know, like she can't remember. So she's like, no, I'm still mad, but you went to that diner, but I'm Joan. No, you're not, like you're both Joan. Remember, you had like disco fries and she had a waffle or an omelette or whatever. Remember, she's like, no, I'm still mad. I can't get over it. I can't, I can't get over it.

I can't, I can't get over it. I'm not done. She has this really convoluted put down. I have to read it. She goes, she goes, I was just going to ask your husband if he has shop knives here because this is not shop enough, because I want to give a shop knife to Margaret. So then she can go, keep stabbing me!

I'll say 10 minutes later, good. It's kind of like one of my- I'm not ready! So basically, she's like, I'm gonna leave. But in the way that Ziggy leaves, this is how Ziggy always leaves every scene. She's like, I'm leaving, I'm not putting up with this. This is immature bullshit. I'm done with this.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You can't do that. And Margaret did just what then did. She was like, is anybody else's armpits threatening that but you say it's the craziest thing? Like what is she's she now? I mean, listen, it's not classic mod. Okay, it's like very difficult to be okay.

It's classic mod, classic mod. That's the mod, that's the mod. You can take that. You can keep it. Okay, Joan would never. Joan would never. Well, the most important thing that came's a mod, that's a mod, you can take that, you can keep it, okay. Okay, Joan would never. Joan would never- Well, the most important thing that came out of this was that Sikki said to Margaret, she's like, I hate you, phone making fun of me!

You are a horrible person, fun making fun of me! And Marge is like, it's draining your 50, your 50, But 50 year olds need shoes too, and it's almost summer, so feel free to try them on. I hate those madras! I have a little water on the bottom, you can wash it, you're pushing your pits, at the same time. So, so, so, so,

Siggie's, Siggie leaves and everything, the dust is settling, and just when you think it's over, Dolores, like, all right, I'm gonna go, Frank, let's go. Come on, we gotta go see Maz and we got the new cabinet's up and boo, boo's dead, you know? Wow, we gotta go see Frankie. She's about to leave it in, then damn, yeah, I was like, hey Dolores! You know, she's sort of like that girl, like, like in the musical, like I imagine like Rizzo just being like, so Dolores! Girl! Dolores. Girl. Dolores.

That is the Chola at the Smokin' Wall. With one of those little dollar-sized target Vaseline's in her pocket. There's fucking with you. She gonna whip it in two seconds. She gonna be like, where's your honey? Where's your honey? Is this your honey for the night? What is this?

Is this the one? Like, what are you trying to make out one guy? What do I get to meet the other honey? Where's the other honey? And then Dolores gets to mad, because this doesn't even make any sense, what's she's mad at. You're with one guy while you're dating another guy? What's that about?

Who cares? Like, everybody knows. It's not a secret. It's like, who? You were married one guy, what's that about? Who cares? Like everybody knows, it's not a secret. Like you were married one time, what's that about? Like Dolores could have just taken some part in the car. He got new cabinets with that about. Oh my, it would have been so easy. Like who pays attention to Danielle? But instead Dolores is like, why?

What'd you say about me? What'd you say about my man? And then she like whips out her carlitos way. I was like, bring it, bitch. Dolores gets right up in her face. Dolores was not a, Dolores is gonna take down Danielle's top. Okay, it was gonna get. Girl.

Listen, she's been like, shacked up with like a roared raging guy for 18 years, like, she was gonna take her down. Now she's gonna chop that tree down into like, fire silicone. That said, it'll go for months. It's like, it's none of your business, how about that?

How about that? How about that? And they just sort of like pull her off while she's like. Like you're engaged for the 19th time. Are you really offended that Dolores is dating while she's hanging out with her ex-husband or that she's not charging for DP. Exactly. So then Siggie's like, well I'm feeling more sexual. What? What? I think that was maybe the previous for coming up next week. Oh thank you because I was like,

what? You really never know what this show. And then Melania flew by on a bird in a bikini that matches Geos and that was basically the episode of New Jersey for the week Soup's fun so good so thank you so much for letting us have that long ass recap because yeah We did a full deep dive we did a full We love to talk deep about some stupid shallow shit. Yeah So normally on the show we do listeners spotlight, which is where people record stuff and come in But we figured this you know know, for these live shows, we actually get to talk to you guys.

So why wouldn't we just ask, have you asked questions and stuff like that? So could we get the house lights up just like a little bit so that we can see people because we'd like to have people come up and ask questions. Also, I feel so much healthier just doing this. I've been back there like Thank you for saving me crap and says the body of deans

Turn up the house last with you just a little bit Yeah, so we can take that you know they got their air pods in like er we better get this shit out of here That's right. Oh, there we go. Oh, yes And like are we better get this shit out of here? That's right. Oh there we go. Oh, yes All right everybody smiles so we can see how white your teeth are you're all in black light All right, all right. Does anyone have anyone have any questions? They would like to ask Ronnie Ronnie is going to okay Mixer. I knocking hello. Hello. All right. All right, all right, just give it to Lola already just give it to Lola come up on stage come up on stage I'm doing my best Lisa Vanderpunk for you guys all right all right, I don't have a question. Hello, Geraldine! I don't have a question. All I got to say is,

this is my tribe about six, seven years ago, I became obsessed with housewives and nobody wanted to talk to me about it. Like nobody. If I looked at me and go, what the fuck is wrong with you, do you dumb bitch? It's like, don't you have a life, I'm on no. I don't. I got no man, I got no kids, I got TV. And so I went looking online to find somebody who validated my feelings and I found Ben. Oh, hey, everyone. We remember the photo recaps.

These side dogs. That's right. That's right. And then all of a sudden y'all decided to do a calling show Yes, we did have a calling show I did it all and show and I would literally like put down the appointment take off time from work Go to the bathroom. She still does that. Yeah, I still do Go to the bathroom. She still does that. I still do. Call it. She'll be like in the management office

of a restaurant like her. I got some Tater tots cooking and some bitches late for work. That's me. That's me. And all I got to say is, since then, and I miss who he was for Matt. I still miss Matt Wittfield.

Oh my gosh. Matt Wittfield. Wittfield no matter where you are, I'm clutching my pearls. I still love you. Oh Matt Wittfield is still clutching those pearls. I still love you. Oh Matt went field is still clutching those pearls every goddamn Baby's like trust, but all I wanted to say was I love you guys So much we love you every got when you went to five days a week

I'm like I get my best friends for five fucking days my best friends for five fucking days. Love you. And I love you. And I love you. And I love you. And I love you. And I love you. And I love you.

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We have coming up now as like a lot of sequins. All right, come on up. Come on up. Hi. Here. First of all, Ben, you are really hot. Oh, thank you Thank you to both I have a bone to pick with Ronnie. Oh, oh wait. What's your name first? What's your name? Desiree Desiree desiree my bone to pick because Ronnie said in the Rose prick

Podcast that Desiree's name is a hooker or a stripper's name. About Desiree? Girl. Girl. First of all, my name is Rondo and my mom's name is Ronda. Okay. There's a reason I'm sensitive to names. But anyways, I love you so much.

You've gotten me through so much that I've been through in the last couple of months. You literally give me life and you give me life. Oh, thanks, that's right. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm more. I'm, if you can't take my sparkles, get off my rainbow. Welcome, welcome. We're all on your rainbow, Desiree. We're on your rainbow. Who next? Who next?

Who next? Not Derek, can't see. Next. Next, you wavy arms. Yes, you. Oh wait, her first at you. I just want to say first off, hey to everybody. And, ah!

What's your name? My name isn't Nicole, I just want to say seriously. Like you guys are really amazing and I started like a year and a half ago and then I've been going back and forth and like I feel like when you guys like my comments on Instagram and I'm feeling I'm famous I'm like, oh my god, they fucking my batches understand me bitch But I have a wait I have a real question though about the Shannon Podcasts. Yes, did you guys fucking know that should be there? No that she was gonna get divorced no No did not know it all okay, wait, what about the Jeff comment?

I mean, any side on, you know, you're like, well, Jeff made a comment, but, he must have known that we think skills are terrible. You know, I've been working on that for years, girl. Yeah, I didn't even notice, and like Jeff was like pissy with me, so it's just like, don't say anything to get him mad. So I think he is pretty bitchy. No, he's so, like, he is pretty bitchy.

No, he's so like, he's great. He's bitchy for fun, you know? Okay. But I didn't notice until someone pointed it out in a comment, and I was like, oh shit. But that would make sense, because then after, she was like, well, you should never ever cheat on your back. Okay, calm down.

Well, thank you so much for... David, David, David. Wait, I down. Well, thank you so much for David David David. I want to we I Want to I want to ask I want to get one of the I want to get one of the boyfriends who got like dragged into this That guy that guy over there right over there. I want to get you guys He's coming up man Come on up you guys date men and blazers. Come on up. You guys date men and blazers? Come right on up.

Let's get this. Oops. Come on up. Someone came up. Someone came up. I wish you a man every one of you. Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait Wow. Shoei singing Happy Birthday to Ross. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday dear Ross.

Happy Birthday to you. Hey, Tarot 31. Now, what's your name? James. Lining up the mat. James, in a very smart blazer. James, who are you here with? Daniela, I'd like her to come up. Daniela?

Daniela, come up here. Here she comes. This is Daniela, everyone. Daniela, come on up. She's a true fan. Wait, wait, so Daniela, come on up. Hey. She thought she was the guy. She's a true fan. Wait, wait, so Daniela, come on up. Hey!

She thought she was the best. We want to know... That's running. Can you give me a hug? Welcome to the plague, Daniela. Daniela. Don't be embarrassed. Okay, wait, okay, wait. So you dragged your boyfriend here.

Yeah. That's awesome. That's really flattering, thanks. I asked them if I could ask you an important question. Oh my god, Jane! Will you marry me? Oh wait, oh wait, wait, sir, you better get down on the knees. I will hold that.

You get down. This is happening every while. Yes, that is happening. It's happening. Oh my God, that's a beautiful name. Is that a yes? You said sure. You said sure. I'll take it.

Yes. You said yes. Congratulations. Congratulations. Congratulations. Congratulations. Congratulations. Congratulations. She said yes! Congratulations! Congratulations! Our first crap is the pose on! That's good pose. Well, you can't top that. Literally.

Congratulations. You guys, congratulations. They were all in the end of Marty. Cheers. I was so nervous. Oh yeah. That was, that was really amazing. Oh no!

Congratulations! That was amazing. That was amazing. What's your name? My name is Kate. What's your name? What was it? Kate. Kate?

Everyone's Kate. So I'm, I'm, I love your hair. Representing the new moms. New moms. New moms. New moms. New moms.

Who have babies? New moms. That sit around all night long and listen to your podcast. And it brings us life because, I mean, here we are, awake. What are we going to do? We're so scared. Let's do another overgrown baby cry for it. But like, are there any other other moms who've been listening to this

podcast? And going like, oh my God, thank you for making me laugh because otherwise, I'm gonna like, you know, be super frustrated. It's so hard. We are glad to fill the time that all the new moms have. I'm just representing that group that's here because I'm sure there's a bunch of you. Thank you. Thank you. I feel like we're like at a wedding with someone. Should we call it and then just say bye for a few? Yeah, let's do. Thank you. Does anyone have a question? They start to call it.

All right. Okay. You see? All right, last one. Last one. Last two. Last two. Last two.

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Girl, that relationship gonna be divorcing for the rest of their lives. That's what makes it beautiful. You've got to have that passion in your relationship. Sometimes the only way to really know that you love someone is to hate them with a passion. And then they're like, but I'm meant that I love you dear. And then, you know, some people need that. I don't know, but Shannon seems happy.

And she's only letting him in pictures like this. Yeah, of course I know. Thank you. All right in pictures like this. Thank you. All right, thank you. Thank you. Hi, all you crap. Thank you for the question. All right, last question of the night. I just wanted to, I'm not a question.

It's not a question. It's a statement. It's a statement. It's a statement. These two boys have brought so much laughter and joy into my life, and I know all of your lives. And. Booh with joy.

Love you. I'm just so honored to be up here and with these guys. Oh, thank you. Thank guys. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Oh, thank you. Thank you so much for coming. Thank you. You guys. All right, let's end with the good week.

Let's end with the good week. Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary. By the way, don't trip. See you at the after party. All right, everyone. Oh, wait, we got one more. OK. Do I see it? Alright everyone. Oh wait, we got one more. Okay.

I have a Merry Fuck Kill. Okay. Alright, here we go. Here's the question. You're ready. Yes. Tom Schwartz. Okay.

Sandevol. Yeah. Shep. I think that's pretty easy. I think that's pretty easy I think that's pretty easy Mary Mary Buck Hill I think you got I think you got to kill ship what did he say kill so I would kill Septim you got to kill shot only because look you guys it's like you know Although he has a lot of money. He does have a lot of money and I am shallow like that

I'm very shallow He's outbreak and you have to find like victim a and if you had found like the original victim It never would have spread that's like chef You've got to kill him first like just for humanity. She's probably spreading the plague It can't be a coincidence that we have the plague back. I haven't even gone for a message shop is running Ron is doing a Who did you wait so what were your your your kill chef also right? I'd fight back shorts because he married to Katie and I don't want to be married to her. Yeah

I'm more of a blue cheese face. I think Tom sand of all is the as the marrying type and Sand about there obvious choice Because he just talks so much like I know I would Married Tom Schwartz. Yeah, he's cute. I would fuck chef Listen, chef is only good for the money. I'm just taking some fucking wipes. Okay, all right.

Okay, so that brings us to the end. Thank you everybody. The phone's being shared up. Let's shout out to the madness. What? The after party is in Lensland. Lensland. The after party is in Lensland. L after party is in like a lounge. The after party is in like a lounge.

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