Watch What Crappens - RHONJ Live in Seattle: No No, PJs

Episode Date: March 31, 2023

We're live at the Neptune Theater in Seattle for this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey recap. There's a party at the Fuda's shore house, and Luis creeps us out even further with a story about his latest night time attire. Will Tre's eyes blink right out of her head? For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Wow Seattle, thank you. It's gonna be a good show tonight. Oh everyone's ready. I cannot believe you guys are like this. It's a Thursday. Because this is one of my favorite ordinary ass cities. Yes. I love that. I love that you guys live somewhere where your weather's like I could fuck you any moment.

Any moment. I could fuck with you right now if I want to. We were outside and it's like, it's not gonna rain. I checked the Siri, okay? But it's like, but I could you fucker. I could do it right fucking now. You know, we went out to dinner right before this and we ate it at a place right on the water and then a barge came through and it just had like piles of dirt on it. And I was

like, this counts as a booze cruise in New Jersey. No, I knew this was going to be a good weekend. I didn't even tell you this because when I was at LAX yesterday waiting to get on my plane, I was just like, I had a little snack. And being a good citizen of the world, I went to throw out my wrapper and I put it in the garbage can. And someone came running up. I'm right here, the trash can's right here. Someone came running up and just barfed in the trash can. I was like, oh, we're partying this weekend. That's the energy. It's been a huge week in the news.

I mean, it's a lot of stuff that's been going now. I mean, like the American legal system seems to be at work, right? I mean, I mean, I think every, I saw it. I mean, it's huge, huge news that have, I mean, Shina got the charges dropped. What were you guys cheering about? What were you guys cheering about? I'm only talking about Shina. The fact that that

Trump shit could happen at the same time we're all paying attention to Sina and Gwyneth. You know that it bugs him. He's finally back in the headlines and Shina and Gwyneth. How about Phageem? Are stealing that shit. And you know what? Thank God for Sina, because she was walking out of that courthouse with like a femme fatale umbrella. See what? And she was like, I'm so glad the charges were drawn. Because now the American legal system can do what it needs to do. And at the next day... Justice Havins serve.

As you are. Justice is the only hot lady who still works at serve. Like she's the only person still serving. Yeah. Sorry, Carl, with Charlie too. Yeah. The scales of justice have goat cheese balls on one scale. I've turned a tartar on the other.

Darling. Darling. Do you know that pump actually may be closed for good? You guys hear about that? Did you hear about that? Yes, I heard about it because I saw you tweet about it on the watcher. We didn't have a talk about this, but we did it. We didn't.

I know, I'm sorry. You're spreading on the Twitter. Okay, this is how he says that pumps going to be closing on our Twitter. He goes and happening This is like a national tragedy. You're like laughing about it. You're like LOL You're stuck in that place, you know like our whole how many memories do we have there? I hate to use a buzzword, but I think you're projecting that attitude on it

but I think you're projecting that attitude on it because I was saying you're from a place of life. I mean, it's a happy way to say something, like someone's having a baby. And wrong happening, it's a positive thing. But it could also be, it's all happening. You're going towards the end of that penny lane movie. You don't need to go to the end where she's all depressed and dumped.

She says that when it's still all happening is positive Well, I'm sorry my tweet Rattle to you. I did. I was like people think that we hate pump, you know, do you know how much coke I've done with that restaurant? Do you know how many calories I've avoided at that restaurant? I can talk about it now because I'm completely innocent Innocent of all the charges. Yes. Outchance balls? June, I turn our turn.

Anywho. Oh. Big exciting things. So we promised you guys because everybody wants Vanderpump rules right now. Which is so hilarious because you fickle fucks last year when we were like, it's Vanderpump rules. Everyone's like, fuck that shot. I don't know how to wanna. I don't wanna.

Why I'm not coming to that show fuck it. Fuck that. It shows off. Spantle it. You stick your penis in one rando hole, and now look at you. You want it every day, all day. So there's a little news.

So it was that Jackson Brittany are back from the dead. OK? Boo is right. This is not been a great side effect of Scandival. View is right. Now they didn't get another show, but somebody did offer them a podcast. Which is the thing now. People come up to famous people and they're like, do you want a podcast and they give them money, which I think is so fucking unfair. Yeah.

It's very much like. So, Jay-Ex, let me tell you about what I do to the I.G. I took the dog for a walk, Jay-Ex. I tell you about what I do to the I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I.

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Very Danny DeVito, next to you, by the way. Is my chair so much shorter than yours? No, it's not. Is it? No, no. It's OK. I mean, it's fine. It's fine.

We have equal chairs. Totally fine with it. So Jack's and Brittany, oh yeah, so they were getting interviewed in front of like a Jackie cheese or something. And congratulations to Jack's for being without work so long and still being able to afford that much coke, because wow.

Yeah. Wow. I'm not even kidding. I was like, damn. You get that shit on unemployment? Yeah. I've been doing it wrong. So he's like, hey.

Do you think of what do you think of a sandabar? I was like, you know what I think? I think you should stop. No, it's got to be the one to be a man. It's got to grow up and it's got to be a man. It's gotta grow up and it's gotta be a man. You know what? I think I need to stop wearing nail polish and just be a fucking man about it.

Yeah, what's up with the nail polish? And Brittany is just next to him going, oh my God, you're a good guy. Giant, you're going in. Jace is going in. You're going in. I can only imagine the sort of hot tank he would have if he had his own H3TV shot with my rat.

That was the best Jacks try ever. Listen, it's important to try in life. But to just go on your Instagram and be like, yeah, we doing this home just like I was taught, right? HGTV. They're like, no, Jacks. Please stop tagging us. A formal request to Jacks. Please stop tagging us and shit.

I know. H-G-T-V. Listen, one of these days that Tampa social media job is gonna open up. And this dark period in his life will be in their rearview mirror. All social media jobs want is attention, right? That is so sad that they were like,

jacks from Vanderpump rules, no, we haven't contacted him. Yeah. They didn't even want the free tweets. Yeah. No, yeah, it's sad. All right, well let's get to it. Previously on the rear housewives of New Jersey. Yeah. on the real housewives of New Jersey. No, honey, but it's okay. God bless her. I'm happy.

Just meet Donna Maka. I'm a happy person. I'm happy for this woman who's caused me so much pain. Whispoly. He's sick. He's going in for hot surgery tomorrow. He has a short circuit in his heart. I

Love that little robot Johnny okay, and he better be okay because that is the finest god damn man. I've ever known Oh my god look look at Jennifer, she's so wasted. Look at her. Look at her. Oh my god, this is so much fun. It's a barricade. It's a barricade.

It's a barricade. It's a barricade. It's a barricade. It's a barricade. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her.

Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. It's heavily underbearance for them. I'm embarrassed for their children.

It's truly disgusting, truly disgusting. What's I being naughty? Jenny, are you okay with everything? How's everything going with you in Bill? I'm not going to therapy. The way we're raising our kids, it's just not, we're not on the same page. This is our life, Judy.

I'm sorry, let's hug, okay, let's hug before I completely, you know, fucking call you a bitch later on this episode, okay? Hugs, hugs. By the way, you know, Danielle doesn't speak to her brother. I think there's something going on there. Oh yeah, I'm like this catty bullshit. I don't do this. I'll open up to my friends and now they're talking about me. Well I don't do well but the one person you don't want to have

is an enemy is me. Daniel. Wow. God, I hand it to these noobs. Yeah. I love that, Danielle. She's fucking crazy. Yeah. I'm also loving Rachel Fuda. I didn't think I would. Rachel Fuda is a slower burn for me.

But I do love that she was kind of cast for her husband. I think that's a tradition on this show. Because every time you see Fuda, all you hear the guys doing is like, Fuda, Fuda, Fuda, Fuda, Fuda, Fuda, take this shower. I'll do it. No, this is still. No, this is still. Sit on this baseball bat, Fuda.

He's like, I'm a fucking man, I'll do it. Bring it over here, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, he doesn't. Yeah, no big deal. Okay, so let's get on with it. So we start with everybody doing their New Jersey wake up things. And Marge is like, go brush your teeth, you alcoholic. Okay. Marge, I don't have alcohol breath, I had two drinks.

What are you talking about Marge? I'm sorry, go brush your teeth. You fat alcoholic. I mean, seriously. It's like, no, I'm. Go brush your teeth, no, I'm. OK. Go put on your C-phone pillow shirt. Thank you.

So then we see clips of down the shore. All right, what everybody's doing down the shore. I was fucking people fishing where there's children swimming. OK? It was like a guy standing right in the surf. And there's like three children in front of him, like, wah, and he's like, oh yeah, fucking dude, you little fucks.

It's like the saddest version of the little mermaid ever. It's the little mermaid just brought up on short to the Jersey Shore. Hey, who's this, bro? She doesn't even speak or anything. So I'm going to go to Dol's Impal talking on the phone, and Laura says like, how you feeling, Paul? Oh, I'm a little bit tired. How's your nose going there?

Should I start with the good first or the bad first? What, I'm just starting with the Agla. Speak for yourself. I'm doing so many insta ads for plastic surgery. That's never going to be ugly spoken of again for over here. I don't know who Dolores is hooked up with, but whoever it is is fucking amazing. Yeah, who? My God. Who was that other woman came in midway through the episode and started doing the Laura's Confessionals? Who is that? It's true.

Well, the Laura's is beautiful either way. It's not like she wasn't beautiful and then she was beautiful. She's fucking stunning, but it's like a different person. Yeah. It's like when people are like Justin Bieber is a lizard person and then or like Justin Bieber has like a body double or whatever and then they put pictures of them and they do look kind of different. You're like, oh my god. It's Dolores.

That's true. That's what's happening to Dolores. Imagine Dolores was Justin Bieber. Bieber's body double. You're not Justin Bieber? Yeah, I am. Baby, baby, baby. Oh. Despperado.

So what? So they talk about, oh, well, what are you cool? Luckily, you want to talk about the guys getting drunk, waxing, fucking food as Chesps. He does here every time they mention food. So food, I mean, is at home with Rachel at their storehouse and he's like, yeah, look at my chest. They fucking, they fucking waxed it. And I took it. Because I'm a man. I'm a fucking man. I'm talking for her. His chest hair looks like a highway intersection now. This just like a stoplight right where his nipples are much like everything Joe Gorgas touches that wax was not finished

So then one of my favorite parts the episode Joe Gorgas gets strangely obsessed with Evan Goldschneider stretching So Joe Gorgah gets strangely obsessed with Evan Goldschneider stretching. Because we have Evan stretching outside and Gorgah's like, hey, he's stretching out there. He's really stretching out. He's stretching?

He's stretching out. That's hot. And then he comes in and he's like, hey, so you were stretching, huh? You got that good stretch out? You got that stretch. You feel the stretch right now? You got a good stretch.

You're stretched? Are you tight? Does it look like you're stretched? You're stretched? Are you tight? It looks like you're stretched. You're not tight, you're stretched. That guy's tight. He's tight. Fucking tight. So then they're talking over breakfast and they're talking about how wasted Bill was the night before. And Joe's like, yeah, that was the means and that fucking guy, that guy couldn't even fucking walk. Yeah, because you're pouring bottles of shit down it's Rodeo. And Margaret's like, oh my God, that was so embarrassing.

I'm not a good luck. Yeah, Margaret's super judgy about people being drunk now because that's like a whole thing against Jennifer now. So anytime there's like a smidge of alcohol, you know what that's disgusting? Ah, disgusting. What is that? Disgusting, the shebolded Rodeo Alix. Disgusting, disgusting? Disgusting. What is that? Disgusting. The shoveled rug out.

Disgusting. Disgusting. Disgusting. Weed did. And Jackie's like, but you know what, then Jen and Bill were both trashed, both about him. So she came in, we said, did you see that drinking before? You've got to do a party, just got to go inside.

Out of the wall, look. Someone called Elizabeth Schoo because he's been leaving Las Vegas, OK? So now we go over to Jennifer's yellow town I don't know how to say that. I don't know how to say that. I don't know how to say that. I don't know how to say that. I don't know how to say that. I don't know how to say that. I don't know how to say that. I don't know how to say that. I don't know how to say that. I don't know how to say that.

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Mm. It's a special kind of sausage. It's the same color as Louis, which I thought was interesting. Like a red sausage. So speaking of which, Louis comes in and he's like, oh, it smells so good in here. And Bill's like, hmm, top of the morning. Or if you want, bottom of the morning. All right, let's just start this over.

First morning, everybody. So then we go back to Rachel's and she's like, buckle up food, it's going to be a long day. And they're getting ready for this party. And then Fessler comes in. She's like, hello, guys. How are you? Jennifer Fessler.

Looking good, looking beautiful. That what you're wearing, it's beautiful. What an outfit. I am an official Fez head, I love Jennifer Fez-la. She doesn't do anything, but she just shows up and is like, hello, it's Jennifer Fez-la, and that's I'm sold. She will do something, because she's already coming from art art She's pulling that thing where you like be friends somebody because Margaret's like we've been friends with such a long time We've been friends for three years. I'm like, oh what a coincidence Yeah, I I also I have to apologize to Jennifer Fessler because now that I have proclaimed on a public platform that I love her and about three days

Her husband will probably be arrested for some sort of like legal crime and everyone should be like Ben I can't believe you love Jennifer Fessler. Did you even look at her tweets? That's how it happened or she's gonna say something racist and stupid, you know, we're gonna be sitting here like the Well, I won't cuz I didn't say that. He didn't say it. I said oh Ben. I apologize. I had a time everyone. I don't love her anymore Oh, Ben. I apologize I had a time, everyone. I don't love her anymore. So yeah, she's, you know, I'm saying. So she comes in.

So anyway, she got on the show right after March, or she came to be friends with March right after March got on the show, and then she got on the show. And she's already pulling that. We need to talk about how you're talking to people. Like, uh-oh. Uh-oh.

I have a lot of faith in her. So then Nate Cabral, he's like, hey, you look phenomenal Bill. I think we know one drunkest of the night, huh? Me? I don't remember feeling a thing. And Danielle's like, I'll play about to be the draughtess, but Melissa came over and talked to us and she's like, well, they're talking about you and your brother, and that's what I got pissed, and that's what I had to get

up and I had to go. Hey, it's like it's a brakfest. It's fucking brakfest. Could you just... And then, of course, Jennifer's always happy to weaponize what anyone says against her enemy. So she's like, oh yeah, I guess what, Mr. Jackie? Jackie was saying, I don't buy that story, Mr. She doesn't believe in you, Mr. And I have to give her a round of applause because she even tried to come back to me after I made it clear how I handle things.

And she still came back. How do you handle things? You don't invite them to your Mutz parties? I know. She literally stood in the corner of the last party and said, you don't want a piece of this as if she was going to talk to them and then left. It's how we're currently dealing with Russia. We're like, you're going to stay in Ukraine,

or are you gonna come to the Muts party? Glad. I can't believe you just compared Daniel to US foreign policy. I can't believe you just compared Daniel to US foreign policy. Well, I mean, US policy is kind of just a repeated storyline that never shuts the fuck up, and it's constantly dramatic.

That being said, I think if we dropped a whole bunch of moats in Ukraine, we could make a difference. So Dolores is like, so, so they're talking about this whole issue. She's like, Who cares? I don't care why you don't like your family member. I don't care. They're not on the TV, OK? Join me to talk about all the people I don't like who aren't on TV. We're all day. I didn't like the Uber driver.

He was an asshole. He had seat covers. I was offended by it. I was like, what I do. So I have a leaky butt like reputation or these just for me are these here for every fucking buddy that gets in this car. I have to hear that shit. Well Rachel's like well I don't know I don't I don't know what she's going through

you know it sounds like that's my other story but I really like Danielle okay I think she's funny she's light light, she's airy, I love the sprinkles on her, you're talking about a donut, aren't you? I might be, I might be. It's time for commercial, it's time for a crap and- If you're hiring, you know what it's like to deal with economic uncertainty, and now more than ever, it's really important to hire the right people faster and more efficiently because you got to keep the overall cost down. And thankfully, there's a hiring partner who's

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And then we see the clip of, well, she just said, you said Margaret's always ready to go that she's a loaded gun. So then back to Teresa, Teresa is like, I was right till my guess, don't know. It's always right to Yeah, well, I hope that I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy.

I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. Because by the way, they've said Arsenal a million times and literally no one knows what the news is. No one knows what it means. I like that at least Melissa was honest about it.

She's like, what? Yeah, Arsenal. That's a type of Chrysler. So yeah, she keeps them. So Daniel's like, no, I didn't mean in a bad way. I was just saying like, oh, whoa, whoa,. She was doing bad to me because it sounds like she's gotten awesome. Shit on everybody.

You know, that's what I was saying. I was pretty relaxed. That's what I was saying. You know, I was asking like opinions. Everyone's gone blind. You know, I think did a different picture of Rachel in my head. I saw as a new friend. And now I'm being painted out

to be the only one kind of a Satan about this. And now my wife is mad at me because that's just a Rachel told her. And Teresa's like, you know what? You should say that. You should say that to Margaret. I mean, you're saying that to Margaret. And Teresa's like the laziest shit story ever.

She's just sitting there like, yeah, what's that girl name? Rachel, that's not. She was just sitting there like, yeah, what's that girl name? We got Rachel, dad, ah. So Margaret's like, Jen Fedsle brought it up. Let me tell you something, okay. She brought it up and was like, oh, it was an oversight, okay? And she was like, no, we have history, we have history.

I guess they're talking about the invitation about Melissa's family. I was an oversight not to invite Melissa's family. Right, Teresa. She's just trying to give Teresa an out. Like Teresa, surely you wanted to invite Melissa's family, but it was an oversight. Am I right?

She's like, I hate those bitches. Fuck all of them. Yeah. By the way, so last week in our recap, I was joking around. I was like, fuck Donna, fuck Donna Marco. Like what does she deserve? Donna Marco deserves nothing, right? And I was like, I'm just kidding. I was trying to trigger the audience. Sorry, I said just kidding. I was just trying to trick you, right?

So I get all these messages. If you want to trigger the audience, say that Katie should give up her hotel room. That'll trigger an audience. You see, you just did it. Look at them now. They're like Ku-Jo up against the Pinto. My favorite controversy of the week. Does she keep a hotel room? This nation is divided enough. It's divided enough. Go on. Oh, so I was like, fuck down a Marco. I was like, just kidding. Well, you guys were emailing me like, no, fuck down a Marco,

seriously. You guys, don a Marco is like the sweetest lady I've ever seen in my life, OK? Yeah. Did she make Melissa? Yes, OK. Did she make those vile sisters of Melissa's? Sure, she was half involved, all right? But anyway, you guys sent me a bunch of texts.

I think this one I saw in Reddit that we're all put together. So these aren't actually texts that Donna made. These are tweets that she liked, okay? Oh no. So this is from Dreamboat, Dreamboat Annie. She said, Queen, a hold in a grudge double standard to hypocrisy, disloyalty, and self-righteousness. It's zero self-awareness was a person. And Louis, the old thing, if it seems too good to be true, it probably is, it's an old saying for a reason.

Just saying. Liked by Donna Marcos. Like Donna Marcos. I like it, honey, okay, I like it. Here's one from someone named Dumbitch who tweeted out, is Dumbitch here tonight by the way? Dumb bitch tweeted out, Teresa is one of the worst dress housewives of all time, liked by Donna Marco. Dumb bitch tweeted out, Teresa is one of the worst dress housewives of all time, liked by Donna Marco.

This one's written name is wannabe new jersey housewife, but then her app is bitch. It's like at bitch something. Fucking love the fans of Jersey, okay? Teresa looks like she jumped out of TLC's my big fat American gypsy wedding. That's... liked. Faitano, motherfucking Marco, okay?

So don't let Donna fucking Marco trick you. Yeah, okay. Because by the way, I think we know who the real person was, who ran over that person on the ski slope. It wasn't Quentin. It was Donna Marco! Oh! So, she's the Kaiser Soze of New Jersey.

So then we go back to Dolores still talking about the problem with molissiping so upset that her mom's not invited to the wedding. And she goes, listen, no matter how you paint this, it's, which is something people say a lot today. They're painting a lot. Through a lot of painting. The Bob Ross movie coming out with no matter, no matter how you paint this. No matter how you're painting.

She's trying to paint it this morning. They used that a lot today. The painting, the arsenal. No matter how much you try to paint that arsenal, it's something she said about a mom. Am I disappointed she said it? Yes, because kids are off limits. Mom's a really off limits and

Mollies are so the fuck off limits. They don't even got a fucking zip code in their fucking limit And my mom's cookies very off limits Dog you can talk about dog Well one thing Melissa one thing that I'm gonna say is that when they we went looking for your mom to invite her We were just so happy. I mean Louis what, what a good guy, am I right? Am I right? And Melissa's like, she's always right. I'll never forget those Louis videos. How are they not flashing back to those Louis videos?

I don't think they ever, Bravo ever got the right to them because they never showed them last year either, which is a shame. The right. You put it on the fucking InstaSnap, whatever. I'm sorry, there's a lot of things that happen behind the scenes. I mean, just can't show it, okay? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So so Melissa's so when you know Margaret saying that she thought it was nice that Louis went off to go find Donna Marco that bitch

Melissa's like yeah, but is that coming from a genuine place? You know that Louis really believes that Teresa is wrong. Oh, you just want to make himself look good and Benina's like well by being the one that's going there and saying it he makes himself look good and Joe's like yeah Yeah, yeah, he knows what's yeah. He knows what's up. He knows what's up. Yeah. Huh? You know what?

You know what? You know what? You know what? Because when Theresa started dating Louis, it was new. It was nice, OK? It was my new brother-in-law, OK? I was happy.

I really was. And then these days, he's trying to be the nice guy. And then there's days, he's being a dick. And then the producers did something happen with you and Louis and he's like, long pause. He's just looking like at the little maps flying around in the forest. Yeah, yeah. So, Jen Fessler's like Teresa, when did this shift occur? She's like, I'm not the thing is I'm the producer says, where did this all start? She's like, I can't my mouth shut all these years.

Protecting my brother to keep the peace. And I'm like so tired of it. So I'm going to speak the truth. I'll be honest with you. That was a business stealing. And my fiance lost a quarter of a million dollars. The producer's going to be a big fan of the show. Approaching the bench, I'll treat the bench.

I'll treat the judoists, a businesswoman for Franklin Lakes who believes in love, love, love. I'm AKA Judith Chan. My brother came up with this idea, right? He wanted to do a pizza oven, and he was was like I want to do it with my sister So Louis was like great and he put up 250,000 And I said no because I don't think that you should get involved in bidding stuff But then he spoke to our attorney and he was like what percentage should I give Joey and they came up with five percent like what percentage should I give Joey and they came up with a 5% so my brother went nuts he

wanted 50% and that's just Louis Louis fly to come on to my family oh my god what is this what is the story I'm already in a pizza oven scandal so Jennifer Fessler's like she's like so Did you talk about it and Louise like no? Because I don't work well when people the flight's conversation now, please don't don't bring up that video from last year, okay? Yeah, then I call my brother and I was like, you know We put up all the money. What are you doing? And I said to my brother, if you want half, then you need to put in half. And he didn't want to put in half.

And then Louis took the loss. And he's like, that's it, babe. We're not doing it. What did he take a loss for? What did you buy with $250,000? Yeah. He did not take a fucking loss on two. No, no.

You know, you did not. You know he did not. So then Gorka's like, this is why I was upset last year. Okay, I didn't want to talk about it because I don't want to bury my sister, okay? But if she's talking about it, I can't lie here. Approaching the stand is Joe Gorka, a local house slipper, keeps up restaurant tour, starved a bowl person been from Homewall, G-Po for not paying for spray paints.

I'm comedian. So I'm comedian. Hey, Yana. So Louis screw me with the pizza business. And then my sister, she'd like Trump's dog on the inside. That's her money. You fucking idiot. It's not on your side. Why should she be on your side? Because you both learned how to throw cake before you learned how to speak. No. You're on the side of the person funding life to high.

I'm on Louis side. We're at $250. Yeah, but like, so I watch Shark Tank and like when people are like, Hey, I came up with a new soap. I'm looking for a $300,000 investment. They don't say, here it is and I want 95% a new soap. I'm looking for a $300,000 investment. They don't say, here it is. And I want 95% of your company. Yeah, but you work at DDoS. People work out a deal. What does Gorga do?

He's like, you know what? I want pizza oven. And then they're like, OK, let's go buy pizza ovens. And then he just sits back. He didn't know anything that was going on with his pizza business. I feel like this was a doomed concept from the beginning and I'm not wanting to get engaged too much in both sideisms but this is both sides are

really the it's. Let me just say there's a lot of information. There's a lot of and money. There's a lot of money. So I need to see where that $250,000 went to and who's this fucking nephew? This nephew doesn't seem very trustworthy either. I have to say I Also, I personally liked Gorgas story more because it really hit a lot of sentimental. Yeah, it's really added a lot of victims Yeah, he's like I said it's my idea. Okay. It's me my high school girlfriend my okay my sister My high school girlfriend, my sister. I'm going to honor our father. Okay?

We're going to call it. No, no. Okay. By the way, don't come up with a product called No, No, No. No, no. That's a bad, I know it means grandpa, but it's like, Hey, you want some pizza? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. So originally it was supposed to be a thing so you can make octopus at 6 a.m. But we said, let's make a pizza. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and 50% of my sister and then he was gonna get 50% of her 50% and then my nephew comes over to my house and he says,

hey, just see the boxes we ordered and I'm like, what boxes? And he said Theresa just had a photo, she'll wear her and the girls. And they call it skinny pizza, ah, Cheetah brand, Cheetah brand, that's a Cheetah brand right there, skinny pizza, huh? Okay, you know what, you know what, you know what, fuck pizza, fuck skinny fuck skinny things okay I'm original skinny girl okay and she was but Teresa also has her skinny and tongue yeah so I think she was trying to go it was either that or like pizza leaning so here's the question babasasa

So here's a question. Babasasa. Babalicious. Okay, so here's a question. This sort of piggybacks on what you were saying. I love it. I love the piggyback. Yes, me too. Don't threaten me with a good time.

So like you were saying, like, what do these spend as money on? So they invested this money into skinny pizza products and a skinny pizza photo shoot. So this is all Teresa's concept. So what did they lose money on again? That's their idea then at that point, right? Pizza Evans are not an idea. First of all, can I just say that? We already have them. Oonis literally I mean talk about like I mean they're well I'm they're called like uneas or something like that or who knows or You know, yeah, yes, yes is or something? So then Joe's like yeah, and then my

This guy Louis, you know, he comes across like he does all this therapy then man up and be this person you say you're gonna be You're gonna man up and be the owner of a company called Skinny Bitch Pizza. I don't know. Everyone knows. Everyone knows. A real man, man's up, and it's 50-50 of a pizza company called No-No. That's what a real man does. So he goes, and then, and then, my sister out of nowhere. So I couldn't even go there she is because it was out of nowhere. She's like, did you put the fucking money up? And I go, why? I go, you think I couldn't put $200,000 up? Yes. I mean, I go, it was my fucking ideas. First, whenever I had my life, I life and gonna steal it from me So you thought you were gonna put up all of her money and take half of the profit

No, no, sorry, so he's like yeah, this is why you don't do business with family Bullshit you can do business with anyone if you go in with trust and you're not looking to cheat some But and you like make a plan saying like we have pizza ovens. Let's call it known as pizza You guys can have 50% and all have 50% I'm not paying shit you guys are Can I put my finger inside Louise but oh one? I mean have a meeting Have a conversation. Yeah, yeah, I feel like at least have something on paper. So, Gorgas, like, that's a big ask on this. I know.

It's a big ask. It's like the Flintstones. So, Gorgas, like, I don't want this. You know, it's terrible. You would think that you'd want to make it right. You would think that's like a big theme with them. You would think. You would think if you was wanna make it right. You would think, that's like a big theme with them. You would think. You would think, if she was gonna paint a pizza oven.

Why start now? Why start thinking now? So then Melissa pulls another one of her fake crying things out. She's so full of shit. She's like, I think that she's just so selfish. She just doesn't wanna share. She doesn't wanna, and the pizza oven

riches. You know what? I'm crying now also, I'm crying because this is a very sad story, you know what else has said? Jennifer, she's the disheveled drug addict, she sees Babel's eyes, I'm stealing. Very sad, very, very sad right now. You know the next person to steal that idea should be Jennifer, she can make a drug oven and just cook drugs to do while she's the chef of the.

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I'm for a crap and it's commercial. So now we go to Rachel's house. Yeah, this is like, all this has happened like over breakfast. So now it's Rachel's having an afternoon party and so they're blowing up a scallop shell and then like the world's most depressed mermaid shows up. She just got a shift at John Budges and it's like, all right, mom is gonna make some money tonight. Girl, I'll tell you this much.

Who knows was missing a star this day? Okay. Good this girl really well. I was like, what is that gonna be? Like a photo? No, it's just a girl in a really large plastic wig. Yeah. Doing this with a ball.

And they didn't even bother putting her in the pool or anything, they just had her sit. In a corner. On a floor. Like in a corner. And just sit there. I'm just a corner by a fence. I'm just sitting by a fence. Yeah It was like she was having a talk show and none of the guest showed up

And food a Rachel food is like I go above and beyond everything and every aspect of my life Honestly, I'm a perfectionist in like a bad way. I want to make it more like an experience. Cut to the girl just like, I know. Sitting on top of the outdoor air conditioning unit. Like, juggling sprite bottles. So, yeah, so then, so now Melissa, everyone's getting ready to go to food as big backyard bananza. And Marge was like, Joe, Joe, get over here. Joe, Joe, can you help me? OK, all right, you know what, Joe? You got to cut my eyelash. Can you cut my eyelash, Joe?

Joe can you do it? And he's like, all right, Margie. He put something in his nose. He's like, hey, you think I need to get my nose here? He's like, Joe, that is hilarious. That was hilarious. Even your nose is an operator. That is hilarious, Joe. was for you Joan and also

I don't know go pick up free to all of you so the festlers arrived first because of course they do and Fessler arrives with her husband Jeff Fesslet the charismatic Jeff Fessler Soon to be embroiled in a banking scandal thanks to me So they come in and Jennifer's like, oh, hello. Who's this? Who's this? Looking at the lady with the ball.

Someone like that. And Jen Fesser goes, I don't understand all the extras at these parties. I mean, Teresa's got a woman in a bubble. Rachel's got a mermaid playing with a bubble. What's going on here? I don't care. I love a Disney character. Jeff take a picture of me with this crazy waitress from Moonos. All right. So she sits down with her and the lady's like during that. Her friend's where tells Jeff she's like, all right Jeff make me look thin next to this woman.

He goes, how am I going to do that? He's like, such an asshole. We're going to have hate sex later tonight. Who am I kidding? We're getting it on behind the scallop shell. He's like a fuckable Milton Burrell, isn't he? Look at him doing the Jersey Shore fist pumping. Remember last week, she's like, you wouldn't believe this about Jeff Fesla.

He loves fist pumping at the Jersey show. He looks like Alan Arkin going out to walk a dog. So this is a food party. So of course the stakes are this big. I know, because of course they are. You know, I mean like, hey, hey, you got to promise guys, you got to promise to do a bone marrow shot with us.

Rich goes, oh my God, I think I might throw up. So if that's like, hey, honey, I'll drink from any bone you got. Oh, that's not what I meant, Jeff Fesla, you better calm down. So everybody starts arriving and the Laura says talking to Rachel about having fun last night, Bill Aiden being so wasted and Rachel's like, well, I texted

Jen, but she didn't text me back. And Jackie's like, you know, everybody, I think that Jen is a little fragile right now. She's a little fragile. She's going through a real rough time right now. Oh, her marriage is going down the house. She's having a lot of time. She's talking through a real rough time right now. Oh, her marriage is going down the hill. She's having a hard time. She's talking to little glass figurines of animals. She's waving at trolley's going by a new wall and she's just gone through a tough time right now. So Jack is like, yeah, you know, I just don't think that she's very happy, you know, like with Bill, she was telling me how the fight in Nova had to raise kids.

She was saying it's like really hard to, you know, buy the mammoth on packages and have someone critique them about it. The word is like, I had no idea about any of this. She's fragile, she's got problems with Bill, nobody tells me nothing. What are my chopped liver? And Margaret's like, you hate her. She's like, do you remember your storyline? By the way, I love how like Jennifer is mad that her,

she, her parenting is being critiqued by Bill when there was literally, like a five episode fight where Jennifer was critiquing Jackie for having pizza at a kids party. You're gonna crazy kids like that. What's wrong with you? Well, it's different when it comes from another woman being co-criticized while your husband is out fucking himself in the pool house It's different Team Jen on that way bills like you're doing a terrible job now. I'll be in the pool house watching porn hub

I'm singing look be a lady tonight I'm singing, look, be a lady tonight. It's like, all right, well, I guess I have to admit, I'm not in a place where I know a personal business right now, okay? But no matter how much she's pissed me off, or what she's done to me, and then we get the greatest hits, and like, you are a different day. Whenever they show like Zen clips, it's like, oh, and then I rewinded 10 times and just make this out. You know, I have to say I was not going to forgive her, but then she was talking and got a little spit on me and made me remember. You know, it's like, Frank, he spits on me all the Well, I welcomed him back in my life, so why not Jennifer to?

It was not sexual guys Frank literally talks like this and like everyone's covered It is so sad that he's being separated now poor Frank wherever you are tonight Frank I miss your low-life cheating son of a bitch at Frank. So Joe Gorga comes in just like him. My man, my man, right? What is that a fucking mermaid there? A-ony, you just throw me chicken wings last week.

Those was good, Those was good. There he is, there he is, there he is, there he is, there he is. There he is, there he is. The machine just goes, hey, why aren't they? There he is. So Evan throws a football at Joe, it goes over his head. What else is new? That's for Sports Joe.

They should just start tossing Joe. We've got the pig skin going on, a lot of tanning. So Joe's like, oh yeah, you know what? Like, you know how we initiated a fooda? That was fucking crazy, right? Remember that? Remember how he's like, there he is, and we're like, rip,, we're like, whoa, that's him. That was so fucking great. You know, you know what, we can't, we can't initiate Louis like that, right? Cause that guy's a fucking pussy, am I right?

Am I right? I got fucking weak. Who's your fucking woman? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like a little bit. You are the only man I've seen cry like a little bitch on this show, sir Like every episode including this one Hey, you guys see the video on Instagram of Nate of of what's his face Louis Louis with Nate and Bill Huh, you see that and then we see this video which I completely forgot about it all those moments. I totally forgot about this I forgot about this video Okay So So we had a really great conversation about forgiveness Fickinness being a huge issue today in America in the world

Fickinness it's hard. What do you think about forgiveness? Bill and Nate Cabral are on either side of him, like they're in the backstreet boys, just like kissing the camera, like, yeah. Yeah. Lui, Lui who did not want to talk about last year's Weird Ass Instagram videos, like, hey, let's do another video where I have guys standing over me for no reason.

And I say, let's talk about something. Well, one thing I've learned by dating lots and lots of men is that people who love to preach forgiveness do that because they need to be forgiven a lot. Okay. Yep. So Bill and Nate, the boy band, I can't. So Louis, like everyone's out there. Everyone's out there just trying to forgive somebody. Think about God.

Like what the fuck are you even talking about now? Now you're just saying random things. So then Joe tells us, he's like, oh yeah? Teach, you're to teach a world about forgiveness? Teach a fiancee about it. There I am. There I am. So then they do their own parody video where Gorgas like, so last night we had a green night, we had a party, we waxed John Fudah, took about 20 minutes just to get one strip off. That was fun. That was funny. That was a good gag video. We did it because God told me to. We did it because God told me to. I was like, can I

say, you know, I get it, but it doesn't work without Bill and Nate being there like. It's like LFO. So then Marge, who for whatever reason is like the alcohol police today, it marges over there going, is that mermaid drunk? What's wrong? Leave the fucking mermaid alone. I know. That poor girl is wearing a hundred pounds of plastic hair. She's sitting on a blow-up fence

The blow-up chair by a fence and she's missing the tips at Uno none of you were gonna give her money And he knows her alone she can be drunk if she wants to you know that back and suck to that float too Let's be honest. We've all been there. We've all been there. So fast-loot Jennifer Festil is asked him a asking Melissa how she's doing. Like this. This is how Fesla does it. Oh. How are we doing? You seemed upset yesterday. I was like, oh, we're Mellie now.

That'll love Fesla. I didn't even pick up that you called her Mellie. Yeah, it's like, hello Mellie. Mellie, Martotto. I have a pick up that you called her Meli. Yeah, it's like, hello, Meli. Meli, Martato. So she's like, most of it's like, I just never thought that would ever come out of Teresa's mouth. I was like, what, was there like a three-syllable word? I don't know.

Was it the entire pledge of allegiance without a missed word? Was it the proper use of arsenal? I just didn't think she could have it in her. So the lyricist was like, you know what? At one point, she said, if I invited her mom, I would have to invite the sisters, which is why she didn't invite your mother, Donna Maka,

who's never done a terrible thing on Twitter, an angel. And Melissa's like, well, what's the big deal? So you invite five more people to a wedding. I just don't get it. Why this stage, excuse me, does anybody here watch anything involving a wedding? Five people to a wedding? That's 19 million dollars and just a comment. Yeah it is. Although to be fair like literally Chanel on was at this wedding so I think there was money to spare. That's not about that's not anti Chanel. I'm just saying like there

is room. There was room So Melissa's like yeah, what's the deal with five people? It's this stage of life just do the right thing Like who doesn't just do that because it's the right fucking thing to do aren't you the one who is selling fake purses from Canal Street out of your Can I not get to do the right thing from Melissa today? Thanks. So now Teresa's grand entrance. The entrance is trying to be nice so she does a super hot pit. Sounds like we're being invaded. It's like I'm going gonna start listening to like, arrowsmith or something. So the other girls.

The other girls are still talking and Melissa and Marge is like, oh well, you know what everyone needs to do? They need to own their pot. That's what they need to do. And not be drugs. I'm sick of drugs. So, Vast was like, what did you say? And Marge was like, what?

Oh, Vast was like, oh really, Mge, what did you say about owning your part? Okay, you know what? I've owned my part a thousand times. Okay, I have a project to Jennifer Aiden. And the problem is she's trying to get into my relationships into my snickest creamer with everyone else. And then Danielle's repeating it. Danielle said that my snickest creamer is full of poison.

I mean, that's toxic behavior right there. If you wanna talk about poison. So mean that's toxic behavior right there. I do want to talk about poison So then Jen comes in and she's like, hey everybody. Oh my god, I have a mermaid Do you think the mermaid knows anything about therapy because being out right here we could do it right now, baby They replace Judy with the mermaid. The mermaid just been sitting there waiting for patients. I could do this, like, listen, I just want what's the best for you. And if it's the mermaid from UNO, the mermaid from UNO.

So, so, food was like, you made it and Bill's like, mm, you think you could kill me? Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. Got a spank heart or next time. Mm, mm, mm. The fucking guys, they're just like slapping each other's butt. Like, you was way there, you was way there. Oh my God, those fucking guys.

Oh my God, oh my God. And then Margaret is so unhappy, she Jennifer, that like the world's largest piece of parsley, guess suck on her teeth. She's like, mm. That's my anger, Pussley. I don't even want to hack Jennifer, because I might start on fire from all that polyester.

Have you seen what you're wearing? Okay, listen, nobody on this show can come after each other for polyester or plastic. Or that steps you cover booths in in diners. Okay. I don't know what that is, but I like that. I like to think that you cover the booths. What's her buns? Fooda, Rachel Fooda is wearing that red thing

and her confessional that's made of the diner, like the diner. The mylar, it's concrete. They're telling us, we're just not listening. We will never win prices right. We don't listen to shit. $25, $1. So my favorite thing of all time

Cornhole they're playing cornhole. I have very Controversial opinions on cornhole. I hate it I wish it just rename it picking up bean bags It's just picking up bean bags. Why don't you just get a map of America shit on it and start it on fire, dude. Cornholes amazing. Okay, so I'll just take a moment. All right, sorry, I riled up everyone. I know. I know. That's the side of the audience. So like half of those people are going to be thrown out over Cornhole. I know. Well, actually, I do have to say what's interesting about Jersey is that they actually don't use bean bags They just use those porterhouse sticks and just throw them

Who does just gatching on every time? I'm a man! Haha! In his mouth! So, Joe comes up and he's like, hey, hey the Lord, hey, hey, with Polly, huh? How's he doing? How's that fucking pussy doing? Because he ain't here, he ain't here, he ain't here, he ain't here, he ain't here, he ain't man, I think.

They're not his. So then Dolores is like, oh, well, his blood pressure is really high. He doesn't really feel good today. He fell off the stairs, because Frank saws a put the side thing on it yet. Is that on Tinder? Like this Dolores require somebody

with really high blood pressure. But I feel like that's all she's attracted to. This has been the season of Dolores's men and there are strange off-camera medical emergencies. Where's Frank? Oh, he's in the hospital. He's been in there for about five days. He's already lost 60 pounds. It's like, what? Dolores days. He's already lost 60 pounds. Like what?

Oh, God. Those poor nurses just call them all to Loris. So Jen comes up to Dolores and she's like, hi, Dolores. I was just hoping that you and I could get together this week maybe and have a talk about the love sober Jen she'd like doesn't understand why anyone hates her you know and luck today's be nice to a skank day sure I'll do it so then Margaret and Danielle are by the bar and Margaret's like by the way hi we didn't get to talk today or how's it going? Yeah, we didn't get to talk that I might be a good thing that we didn't get to talk last night

Huh, let's go have a chat you and I was like oh, you're really scary Daniel and Danielle looks terrified by the way She's kind of red in the face like I've had really done my first big one. Just remember you're on reality TV first You're on true life. I'm from Staten Island, okay, you can take this bitch. That whole episode, I didn't watch all episode, but I saw clips that people posted of her and it's all about losing your accent to get more acting work. Yeah. Wow. Were there any success stories from that show ever? I don't know. So Danielle's like, I am like so mad right now. Like my brain cuts explode because this is belt off the situation and she's hearing

from Rachel and it ain't true. And I don't let things go because they snowball into all these other crazy things. Neh, neh, let's go. We're gonna let's talk about it. We're gonna let's talk about it, right? Fucking hell bitch. OK, my arm is up and I'm ready to engage with you. OK.

OK, I was taken, honestly. OK, you know what, your little trollop. I was taken aback because of the game. You know, you said to me, oh, don't worry about, like, you know, about you coming from here and anything. Duh, duh, duh, duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh I'm going to write a throw in haymakers and everything. What's a haymaker? What is that? It's a punch. It is? It's a haymaker? Oh, I love it. So they throw in haymakers and everybody.

So this is a lab of fact, because it's almost being brought to you. My aunt was a Cassie conversation and I'm absolutely annoyed that Rachel would do something like that. Okay. Okay. What are you doing?

Why are you sending it in Morse code? It's not scary. That way. All right. Do we have any snapple we can pull on her just to cool her down for a moment? Okay. Listen. She was like Danielle said, I was judgmental.

That's what she said. Okay. And then, you know, what I'm doing. Oh, yeah. Then I'm going to have a... know, what I'm doing. I'm getting caught up in my own past. Rachel coming in first, that coming in first, that came in a bitch, get on the bitch. Yeah, Rachel Fluda comes over. Rachel Fluda comes over and Jackie and Dolores

are just watching on the sidelines. And Jackie's like, what's going on over there? Do you think they're talking about how unhappy Jennifer is? Yeah, happy. Probably discussing what an alcoholic, Bill jennifer i mean disgusting behavior disgusting so rachel's like listen you weren't attacking her you're just saying you know

like you were something about johnny carcin awesome awesome not johnny carcin for crying out loud god yeah that's kind of throw me under the bus trying to start shit up when so that was not conversation ratio That was not conversation. Did you say that though? Yeah, but but but you said it like oh, oh You said it like that you said it like Why would that even be in your head if you want to answer because it's got Jennifer Aiden feel free Well, it's because your ex friend is coming out saying stuff up where you believe everything that somebody else tells you. Oh, well, the boom, the cheese. No, it's not

made of cheese. Okay, I believe you. Listen, I think it's bullshit that they would even meet with someone like that. Of course, I'm talking about my ex-friend who's not on the show that Jennifer went and talked to and then they'll got things and accused me of digging up things. I think it's fucked up. They would even be with them in the first place. And I'm, excuse me, I've got a huge amount of cilantro in my teeth. Excuse me. That was a big monologue to not work on my cilantro.

So then we go see, we see Mel and Jen standing on the side. Melissa and Jen and Melissa's like, okay here's what's going on. She told Rachel that Margaret has an arsenal and then she told me that you're the one who said the thing about the arsenal. And Jennifer's like, oh wow we were just telling her, watch out for Margaret and I say that's a Margaret space. Hey Margaret, watch out for Margaret. And I say that to Margaret space. Hey Margaret, what's up for Margaret? Yeah. OK, I'm going to tune that out. OK, listen, Danielle.

Danielle, OK, let's not repeat things that we hear from people, OK? I was just conversating. Conversing. Yeah, conversating is a word. No, it's not. Conversating is not a word. All right, all right. You know,

coffee talk, you know, coffee talk to my mind, you know, that I was we was coffee talking, we was coffee talking, that's probably not making any sense. But if you're asking for sneak is creamer right now, I will give it to you. Confircing. And I can't even believe I said it because you would do with the same shit you would be able to be the back guy for a Rachel's like what did I say? You would you would do in this?

Just oh really did say what I said So Margaret Margaret's like okay, you know what? You're repeating things, third party. No, I'm not. There's the second party of the weekend. So Danielle's like, well, it's healthy to talk about things. If you feel things are going to talk about it, never it's not healthy to talk about things that are not true.

No, it's not. And then Danielle's like, I can't even spell an ocital. Can we just get that straight? I don't know what the fucking arsenal is. And if that made you feel a certain way, to not sorry about it, I'm sorry about it. All right, all right, all right. You know what, I'm not going to have someone

seating bullshit all over the place. OK, that's high school fucking graduate, ARS, E and A.L. for crying out loud. So Danielle tried it. And I applaud her because it was a good try. But Mark is like, no. Mark just is like, she. Boom.

Yeah, she lost it when she said conversate. Let's be honest. Yeah. But it's so unfair. It's like you can't put a march on this show and expect fights to be fair because March just has to win by going, this matter word. I know. And remarkably, that comes up a lot.

That comes up a lot. She's like the scorekeeper on Scrabble, like not a word. Now, please be more specific. So Danielle's all upset because she thought she and Rachel were like newbies and they're like sisters in it together against the new girls and now she's feeling betrayed by Rachel. She was betrayed by Rachel and by the way from Danielle's perspective, fuck Rachel, what the hell Rachel? Like Rachel went straight to her and went and tattletailed to whose side she wants to be

now. She wants to be with Marge. She's picked Marge and those girls, Marge's crew, and Danielle has picked Teresa and her crew. Now Danielle, you're going to have to get used to being yelled at because you're a crew is the scariest. Yeah, it's a scary crew. So now that I'm glad someone's on that crew, they need somebody else.

It can't just be Teresa and Jennifer. No. They're literally standing there by themselves. They can't even have a conversation. Like they need somebody else. Yeah, it's rough over there. So there's more drinking. We find out that Frank is going to be showing up later by a water, which I choose to believe

that he's arriving by like water skis. And then he has like a little like, you know, one of those flowers like water caps on. And he's like singing like the gogos. Like vacation time to get away, the law. That law. So Jackie sees the lawyer so she goes over and she's like, I'll hold it, Lori. So you've turned out last night,

is everything okay with you? She goes, I'm okay, I'm just touching with Frank. Yeah, Frank thinks that. She's like, I'm not worried about Frank Jackie. I don't want to hear it, okay? You know what? Let's not talk about Frank's pity party. Let's worry about putting Paul on a pedestal because there's all you bitches have wanted for the last few years.

I finally get a fucking boyfriend and now you're gonna ask about fucking Frank. We're dropping this. We're dropping this right fucking now. Okay. We're dropping this faster than my mother drops a vegetable at breakfast. We're done. Ha ha ha ha. So Jackie just kind of nods and looks around like,

okay, well, I'll go back to stirring up some other shit. So Fessler goes up to Theresa and Louie, just like, hi, it's Jennifer Fedsla. I love that last night, your man, Louie, over here was just eager to make everything good. Yeah, you know what? Cause I was with a horrible woman in my prior relationships. I was like, oh, god.

Oh, they're a fault, guys. He just has terrible luck. And that's really what it comes down to. I was caught with this thing with ego. But if you don't live up to your mistakes, what mistakes? It was everybody else that you were dating, these horrible fucking women.

My god, this guy is a fucking red flag. So, Trees is like, yeah, this guy is a fucking red flag. So, Teresa is like, Yeah, Louise is amazing. And you know what? If my brother would have called me and said, Hey Teresa, can you invite my mother-in-law? I would have been like no problem, Joey. I'm a fighter.

No, I know Teresa, but the impression that she seems to have is that you have a problem with her mother-in-law. Your mother-in-law is there something there to read, so she goes, well, there's a history there. There's a history there between, like, her and the whole family, I mean, like it's years ago, it was stuff. And Jack is like, you know what, I can't even listen to this Melissa's beside. Listen to Teresa over there. Melissa is beside herself, cheerlessly crying over there.

And Teresa is justifying it right now. So Teresa's like, yeah, Joey should have called me. Okay, he's making a moho moho moho. A moho moho. He's making a moho moho. He's making a moho moho. Aho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Moho. Mo Homo mama. Homo mama. Homo mama. Oh, oh, oh. So, uh, she's like, yeah, she should have just called me. I don't got it. Uh, babe, babe. Okay, so our theory up to this point has been like, Louis is showing like semi, like emotionally abusive behavior by being like, oh, yeah,

I'm going to take care of this., I'm gonna take care of this. I'm gonna take care of this problem in your family. And then he goes to the family members and acts like he's the good guy. And Teresa's really the bitch he's doing everything wrong. Right. But this is classic, we all have lifetime. I'm assuming, you know.

This is classic behavior. Well, now we get a little more insight into this in this episode because Teresa goes Babe, could you talk to him? You take care of it, man. You doing you do it So this is where we see that Teresa every time Teresa gets into a pickle now since Louis is so peaceful She's like thank you. I love it man. Yeah, you don't So he's like, hey Melissa, uh, can we talk for a moment? It's a cool. Okay. Come here. It's just doing more. Uh, now listen So he's like, Hey Melissa, can we talk for a moment?

It's cool, okay, come here, it's just doing more. Now listen, I mean this very sincerely. No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry to step in, I don't know why, but, okay, Louis, I mean this sincerely. Okay, hey, hey, can you give me a hand? Can you give me a serious moment? Give me your hand.

Now, I really mean this. I really mean this when I say this to you. This wedding has been beautiful, even though it hasn't happened. But it's also been like, farms going off. Okay, and your mother has never been nothing or beautiful and kind and sweet to my boys. Uhhh! Do you have a boner right now?

Is that a boner? No. I want to talk about forgiveness. So now we go over to Jackie. And Jackie's like, Jackie's talking to Teresa. And she's like, you know what? Well, she's talking about her. Oh, talking about her.

And she cares that Louis invites the mom. I think that she spits it to Teresa didn't invite her mom from day one. That's the problem. And Teresa like, she appears out of nowhere. Why just say, huh? Why? Why are you talking about all that? That's not a jump scare you want in your life. You don't want Teresa just appearing, okay? Out of nowhere. What was just saying that Melissa is really upset because she didn't invite a family to wedding. Why is everybody talking about us? I mean, if Melissa and my brother had a problem, they should have talked to me.

But you went there this morning. She was very upset that you said that there's history. And this is one of my best friends, and she was crying this morning. She was crying. There was almost a tear. It was so emotional. All right, then she should call a sister-in-law. She got a problem with the guest list, all right? You got a lot to say about everyone.

And she goes, I'm actually just about a few people Theresa. And Danielle's like, oh yeah. And you know, what? I have to be honest. I was really mad to hear you guys were all talking, shit about my brother last night, because when I talk to you guys, your house, shit, it was so water. It's so real. And that shit should have been good enough for each and every one of you All right All right, that was a nice monologue Dan Yell, but this Jen Fesla talking I just don't understand I mean you blocked him on social media and then he says guess what sister done Disowned I mean is that really what happened? I mean, that's Kuku. Okay, even the mermaid doesn't believe it, right, mermaid?

Oh, yeah, mermaid. Do you want a fucking piece of mermaid, huh? Huh? You want to make some fucking monster relevant by hand? You can't bitch, stay over there, all right? It's a moodsmaid. So, Jackie's like, well, listen, I know it takes to get to that point where you just say no more, so it just feels like it

doesn't make any sense this whole story Oh, yeah, but what what your reaching for something like oh Danielle I'm about to have something to do with the brother. Is that what you do in the region? I get reaching, huh? You want me? Can you reach me? Try try that bitch And Dolores is just eating a little plate of grapes and cheese you guys the sister and law Something there I I bet. Something there.

They'll even go there. Don't even fucking go there. You may be funding me on Instagram. I've locked him that's the Imperial, the Imperial, the Imperial, which actually means that, that, which is in the lipsees, which actually means I got more to say, but I'm not gonna say shit.

Okay. actually means I got more to say but I'm not gonna say shit okay you guys don't look at this song there's an ellipses oh my god in that one time I still see a spot oh my god I'm lying down right before the wedding I don't know if Danielle thinks that there are editors just editing out her story line, but she's literally told Melissa the problem with her brother is that she started fighting with the sister of mom planning for the wedding. Like she said that, it's not a mystery. So she's like Danielle's like, yeah, why do I have to be villainized about this situation?

So Jennifer's like, yeah, mister, yeah, why isn't your word good enough for a crime? I love Mr. Oh my God, listen, what are you cholesterol? No one's villainizing you, okay? Calm down. And Danielle's like, I don't know how I could possibly be more hurt with what's going on in my family life,

but they're coming at me with something that's so hard-wagon. And she storms out again because that's her thing. Yeah, that's her thing. Leave it again. Let's try the quality of life. That's everything I'm now. And when I hurt me a lot, it just stuck up on to me in the face. That's fucking punch me in the face.

No, you should do lay me on the ground, get a fucking train and run me over with that. So Margaret's like, you know what, I'm gonna say something in the confessional right now that I definitely will not have to clarify it the reunion. Surely America's not gonna take this to heart. America and definitely not Danielle and Jennifer Aiden will definitely not take this wrong and especially not Teresa. Listen, Danielle's been talking shit about me not stop. Am I living in a half? No. And since you're so busy talking to Theresa and Jennifer about me

Maybe I can call your brother and your sister-in-law and maybe they'd like to tell me some stories about you because I can put that in my arsenal. Oh shit, sorry, I forgot. The following words was supposed to be an analogy. Forgot to announce it. So, Zen and Tree are now talking and, uh, Jen's like, I mean, Tucker's coming through that man. And Tree's going, yeah, I got a fucking over it. I'll tell you that. I don't remember a name right now, but that's just over for ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha.

Ha ha. Ha ha. We should we should also mention that off to the side. The guys are doing bone marrow shots. Fooda fooda fooda fooda fooda fooda fooda. Hmm. I'll put a bone in my mouth any moment. Not my first time with the bone soft. So Teresa's like, all right.

So of course they make it about themselves, right? So Rachel's like, oh my God, you guys, even though I started this whole fight with Danielle and everybody else, I totally feel terrible for her right now. And Teresa's like, yeah, it's just like me, because like you guys and you're going to get kicked out on about two fucking seconds I'm gonna tell you that right now all right You better be careful keep it quiet over there all right So treats is like yeah, just like me cuz you guys and everybody like Jackie and everyone always cause them fucking problems But the only thing that you should tell Melissa my brother nothing about me right?

Whoa whoa whoa Rachel whoa, whoa. Rachel goes, what the fuck are you talking about, Theresa? He's like, it's wild to me that Danielle just walked out five seconds ago and everyone's already talking about themselves. So Theresa's now Theresa going back to this thing. If my brother would have called me, I love Teresa's logic. I'm going to do a dick thing, but it's really my brother's fault because he didn't call to fix the dick thing.

It's so easy. It just had to call me. I'm like the easiest person. So Rachel's like, I think the problem is that she wasn't invited in the first trace Teresa goes, oh yeah, get the whole story before you open him out. That's for sale right now, Penguin books. So she goes, what are you, Shes Thotta? No, once again, for the family share, right? Says the woman who walked around Evans on birthday party,

be like, he's gotlow jobs in the locker rooms. So then Melissa, Louie and Trey are talking because Trey storms up to this conversation with Melissa and Louie. So she storms that, she goes, all right, all right, all right. I might not was going on because that's what's talking about.

That's just a, there's no problem. Babe, babe, there's no problem, babe, babe. Yeah, there's no problem. Yeah, there's no problem. That's what's talking, there we go. We don't have a baby. But that's what's talking about us. So what you got to say about it, what you got to say about it, you want to talk about it, you want to talk about it. You know what?

You came over and ruined a beautiful moment between me and Melissa. I was holding your hand. I was holding your hand. And we were about to shoot an Instagram video where I said, let's talk about holding hands. You know what I mean from you? I need for you to respect our space. And she said, it's a ghost. But Jackie. I don't care. I don't care if God came down and said something. This is our space and it's safe. But I want,

but like if she'd let it call me but like bomb but Donna would like Melissa But then Jackie and Rachel all right to them Jack is like okay, you know what you know what you're not making any sense right now Teresa Okay, doesn't matter what you're saying you need to respect that I'm sitting here with your beautiful sister with more Melissa And it does work his tree says like all right So she backs down for now. And Melissa tells us there's two sides to Louis, because like he wants to look like, hey, I'm the good guy. I'm going to fix it, but then he just can't control it when he's angry, which must be fucking horrible to deal with. Thankfully, you're married to Joe.

Yeah. Fucker, these people talking about on this show. So then, Louise, like, okay, just bear with me, okay, Melissa? Hand please. May I have your hand and not marriage? There we go. Melissa, I went looking for your mom last night. I was looking and I couldn't find her.

I was like, Darnna, thawna. And I would love for her to come to a wedding. I'm sorry for all this confusion. It's a beautiful moment. Don't you agree? Just put this pillow on your lap. I mean, it's hard to sit. Honestly, you're hard to sit here. Listen, I'm not being judgmental, I just think, I think I was hurt. I think that's why. Okay, we won't fight anymore. Please stop talking to me about my mom at the boner.

Okay, I'll do whatever you need for me to do. There's a lot of hurt going around, a lot of hurt. Theresa actually just punched a mermaid, so she's literally hurting right now. And now Joe's there, right? Because Joe's wandered over there. So, do we go, yeah, there's so much hurt. And Louie just looks like he always smells a squirrel

about a block away. He's just like, and. It is like, it's like just understand, I'm marrying her in 31 days, which is notable because over the course, the episode is like, I'm marrying her in 31 days, which is notable because over the course, the episode is like, I'm marrying her in 28 days. In 21 days. It's just doing good.

It's more like a retired also at this point, you know. So it's like, but I want peace. I'm supposed to go, yeah, but you know, it's causing it all, you're fiance. And Louise just like, I'm not nodding. I'm just, it's closer, it's close. In the front yard, I'm going to need a minute. So Teresa's like, yeah, well, you know what?

My brother needs therapy because he keeps blaming me. And that front man charges too much. So Margaret's like, no, he's not blaming you. He's absolutely not blaming you. Okay, he's my knackaholic. I'm like, stand, people, we know, Jennifer. Yeah, well, she has daddy issues. She needs to get help.

Oh my God, as she said. Oh, yeah, she got daddy issues. Oh, no, Teresa. Jackie, Jackie goes, Teresa, that's not nice. Teresa goes, Jackie, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up and get out of my face! Get out of my fucking plate! Shut the fuck up! Come on, Jack!

So, yeah, but don't you think that's a little mean to say about someone who lost their dad in the car accident at 16? No! No! No! They ain't nothing wrong with that! She detached from my brother. There's issues. You're pissing me to fuck off now. Get out of my face, Jackie. Why? Why? Melissa always talked about her. She's had daddy issues. You know her father would go out all the time. He was cheating on the mind.

It was never home. So that's why she always had a leash on my brother. The kids had my kids had daddy issues. So what? Everybody's got them. I was like, oh. Oh. Terisa, dude, Terisa. Terisa's got it, Terisa. Terisa's got it, Terisa.

Every moment. My God. So we go back over to the other area. And Louis is talking to Joe. He's like, no, what? Hey, Joe, can we talk? Because if we're not going to go into the past? Because I'm a good man. And I live with your four nieces. I wear your father's pajamas at night. Just to make them feel safe. I loved. Do you know that?

I loved. Do you know that? I never even washed them. In the morning I put them up to my nose and smelled no nose ball sack. And I know we're safe. You know when you when you can smell a little bit of that pee. Let me tell you something when they say you're in it means you're in this family. Do you know how hard it was to find silkeys with an octopus eating a meatball? Most romantic shit I ever did with Whitney's is like, Louie, Jesus. This is the first time that Joe Gorgas crazy eyes actually made sense. You saw it.

Saved by that. Teresa comes over and sings, what's going on? What's going on? Joe's like, uh. What are you talking about me? He's like, uh, first of all, Teresa, we ain't going to fight right now, right?

Because he was already arguing over there. Yeah, he listened. Don't you dare fight. The two of you, don't you dare fight. And Joe Gorgas like, listen, eh, eh, I gotta bleed my case right now. I gotta bleed my case. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, only covering his no no parts with this pillow, all right? All right, Joe speak you got no no's penis pillow here you go, Joe. There you go So Teresa's like I want the therapist that all right now. So the therapist there you're gonna got a penis pillow all right It's called pillow talk. Okay. Ciao.

Ciao. Ciao, we by brother. Listen, if you just called me and said, Hey, call Donna Mocko and say, Why don't you invite her? Everything would be okay. And say you're told all the strangers. Babe, this is about you stealing his pizza oven. Okay.

Now we all know that that Donna Marco story is just a fake story. Okay. This is all about that fucking pizza his pizza oven. OK. Now we all know that that Dona Marco story is just a fake story. OK. This is all about that fucking pizza skinny pizza oven. By the way, yeah. Thank you. This is true. It's like they don't realize they've already admitted it,

and they're going to keep this other fake shit going on. You think Dona Marco wants to buy this idiot a present again? Dona Marco's like, what could you get the woman who deserves nothing? So yeah, it's about the pizza. I don't know what I'm talking about anymore. So Teresa's like, yeah, but instead you're talking to all these strangers, no matter what, just bullshit. And then Melissa, of course, sees them possibly about to work things out,

because they always do when it's just those two talking. So Melissa sees it because why is my husband over there talking to trees? Oh yeah, you want to think I hear from all these fucking people? No. If you got something to say to me, you'll tell me to my face. I might not understand the words about it. But Louis will explain it to me later, all right? I want to do it. I want to do it in a hot game. Yeah, so Joe's like, you know what? I'm so tired of this. I'm tired and she's like, well, you know what?

Like, you should've said, listen, you know what? Melissa, here's the problem. If you had gone up to Margaret and said, hey, that's my sister-in-law. That's my future father-in-law. That's my father-in and Lord's pajamas on him You don't say that Nenus would have been avoided oh

Yeah, well you should have stuck up for your brother when Margaret no when Jennifer was talking about him I can't with this so okay, so we're still Okay, so we're still Still the fight listen as a recap for this is 10 to 20 pages a week of this shit. Yeah, okay This hour is this hour literal years Your mad that he didn't stand up against Jen and your mad that she didn't stand up against Margaret. You're both emotional fucking terrorists, okay? Everyone else. Thank you.

Everyone around you is a fucking victim of you two fucking crazy people. And whatever the fuck no-no and his crazy ass pajamas did to you about and we can all agree the biggest victim of this is Jennifer Aiden who's now a Decheval drug addict a big victim out of control will work for beer that's what we're wearing now to parties Jennifer so basically so there's usual things the fighting etc and then Teresa's telling the way fix it it, fix it, fix it. There's screaming so much, Teresa just runs away and goes, thanks Halloween, thanks, uh, thanks ya.

And Melissa's like, you're the matriarch, you fix it, which is where we have saying you're old. Let's face it. It's true. My pro abrata is so tiny, I feel so bad for my po-op rata. I'm a list of like, I'm the one at home holding him when he cries. Then you should make it better.

I'm most... Excuse me. I'm available. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. So Melissa is saying that Teresa has hating her heart and Goraga is like, you happy? You happy? Why you so mean? Why you, you're like, fuck you now.

You happy? Okay? Because I'm happy. I've been happy for a very long time. And she's like, I don't think so. Because if you were so happy, you would want to be a beautiful family. Oh my God. These two.

So Teresa is like, I'm'm not gonna put you on my wedding if you fucking if you fucking mess it went me. No one cares Trees so my god. So then James James there's no one named James on this show. Stupid fat sloths. Hello I'm here to DJ the potter. Who is this mermaid? Who is this fat slut mermaid? Okay, Ali, Ali, Kat, no, I'm near the mermaid. Ali, Kat, no, I'm near the mermaid. Melissa. Melissa.

Melissa puts on this sweet little face. Now, everyone trusts me, Luthor. T-watches a wolf and sheep's clothing. Wolf walks in their dresses like a sheep, but all the other sheep, what's happening? The sheep has atolls this big, it's a wolf goddammit, it's a fucking wolf Wiggy wiggy wiggy, I just played New Jersey James out James out

I'm intertrassin all James out James out. I'm into Trasinal. So Jackie's like Theresa pretends to be this healed person but like my therapist says to me stop trying to explain what analogy means you're losing precious moments of your life. For God what I was talking about there. So I don't know where we are. It's just been a lot of yelling. So now Teresa Frank is on a boat somewhere. Dolores. Okay. So now Marge sits down with Teresa because Marge is just always trying to be like, please

don't throw a martini in my face. You know, at the end of the day, yes, Marge has done some terrible shifts. She should get yelled at for. I agree. But at this point, it's like years later, and she's like, please, just don't hurt me with glassware. OK, at this point. So Teresa's like, hey, Margaret, that fine had to do

with you, unfortunately, I mean, because you got to make her understand. The last year, when you were saying that stuff, if she had stuck up for me. And Margaret said, she did quite. I'm going to talk very quiet and marker cuz she did quiet quiet. I'm gonna talk very quiet Okay, she did Teresa she did put this little stick I'll be your tongue. Okay, just for a minute Oh, if you a little shot here

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Because they've made it to lady. I swear to Jesus. So they they've made it so that if you get this class to a car the car goes Yeah, it stops and it shakes you. How are you ever gonna get out of parallel parking again? That happened to me the other day. It was very startling. I was like across the road There's a baby three blocks away So Joe's like yeah So Joe's like, yeah, yay. And it's about it.

So Louis comes out to the car and it's just like, hey, we got it. Louis, could you move your car? All right, we don't know how to park. OK. So what are you sitting with March for? Come on, at the march with the problem with the family. Like what, March is so fucking dirty, right?

I'm going to sit with March. And then he's like, and Louis trying to like, Louis standing up, he's like, oh, come on Joe, but like because Joe's doing this thing, he's like, oh, it's not great. He's sort of like, he's sort of like wrapped around Louis. So he starts saying like, oh, you want to dance now? You want to dance? Is that what's going to happen? Hey, hey, hey, get off me. I want a punch in the face so bad. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm speaks. No, no, she doesn't talk like that. Okay. She has very simple words that she's sometimes sings and sometimes cries. It's a whole different style. So then, Louis, like, come on, guys, she's just trying to tell you how she felt. She could be wrong. Let

I have the talking penis fellow. Then Teresa is like, but she has, she got two sisters. He only has me. She should want to make it better. Why? Like, how are you remembering the first? Damn it. Why didn't she say that 10 years ago, that totally makes sense? Yeah, totally.

It's math. It's sister math. Yeah, it's sister math. So Melissa's like, listen, she's telling us, I don't want to hear this shit because he started and he contributed to it. So stop pointing, stop fucking preaching at me, which thank God, you know, like I'm on my list as side versus Louis. That's how the show fucks you, isn't it? Yeah. So Louis, like listen, I'm three days away from my wedding, okay? I love you guys, okay, I want you part of my life. Here let me have your hand. Okay, I'm gonna give you a pillow.

There we go. Now just know that the hand that you're touching right now with the same hand that put on your father's pajamas this morning. Oh my god, now it's definitely a boner. That's definitely a boner. Get away from me. The fabric, I can't help it. And that brings us to the end of real housewives of New Jersey. Everyone, thank you so much for coming out.

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