Watch What Crappens - RHONJ: My Apologies Will Go On — Live from New Orleans

Episode Date: February 9, 2020

Despite having to compete with a Celine Dion concert, we packed the theater for our live show from New Orleans. And to mark the occasion, we talked Real Housewives of New Jersey. This week, the Marge celebrates twenty years in business while Jennifer attempts to clear the air with Jackie. Also, Joe unclogs Teresa's sink before dropping some caveman advice on Bill. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts! It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off! Voice only! Launching during Pride! Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chaz, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch what crap-ins would like to think it's premium sponsors!

Just sayin' okay! Just saying, okay? Kristi Wavardy-Dawardy! Nobody sucks it to us like Amy Sokcarellis. Jamie, she has no last namey! Let's go on a bender with Lauren Fender! Sip some scotch with Jessica Trotch! You're the Wyndham beneath our wings. Joe Wyndham!

Asli Savoni, she don't take no baloney! You don't touch the Nicki Morgan letters! Aaron McNicolas, she don't take no baloney. You don't touch the Nicki Morgan letters. Aaron McNickolas, she don't miss no trickle-ists. Kelly Barlow, when she goes Barlow, we go high-low. Megan Berg, you can't have a burger without the bird. Ain't no thing like Allison King. He makes us squeezy, Ritchie D. Sarah Greenwood, she only uses her power for good.

Hannah, God, I love that banana. Anderson. Higher than high res, it's Lauren Perez. All the Nagila Webber. One day your Rachel's in, and the next day you're out. The Bay Area Betches, Betches, and our super premium Patreon subscribers. Let's take off with Tamala Plane. Oops, she did it again, it's Brittany Montana. Lisa Wallint. Now that's what I call Wall Entertainment. Give them hell, Miss Noel.

Always ready for Nicole Passa-Ready. Better than Tabooly, it's Annie and Julie. Lordess, the Lordess of the Rings. We're taking the gold with Brenda Silva. She's not just a sheela, she's a Danielle. Etch-O. She ain't no shrinking violet kuchar. Let's go on a bender with Lauren Fender.

Yes we can with Howley, Carolyn and Anne. Yes we should with Carrie Bridgewood! Nancy C. Centicisto! Simple as rocket science, it's Dana Easy! Holy Grant, the Grant Master! Somebody get us 10 C.C.s of Betsy MD! Let's get Racy with Miss Stacey! Shannon out of a cannon Anthony!

Incredible edible Matthew sisters! And... Mina Kuch kuchi kuchi! Watch what happens, watch what happens, who cares what happens when there's so much that Hey everyone, welcome to Watch Your Crappens. Tonight's episode comes to you live from New Orleans. We are talking real housewives of New Jersey. Once again, unfortunately the recording did not kick in until after the first like four or five minutes or so. Don't worry, everything is intact in terms of the recap. What you miss is just some banter at the top of the show. just some banter at the top of the show. We're in, we are super appreciative of everyone who turned out

to our New Orleans show considering that we had to compete with the one and only Celine Dion. So, you know, for people who chose us over Celine Dion, we were super appreciative. And so we thank the audience for that. And then we also sang some Celine Dion songs to make sure that no one felt like they were missing anything. So it was an amazing amazing super fun times in New Orleans tonight. Thank you to everyone who showed up and here's our real housewives of

New Jersey recap. Here we go. Okay, so I've been waiting to drink and you all just drink all day long apparently here It's like a town full of my mothers I'm always afraid my mother's gonna listen to this and then she says things like that's my son. He has a blog Like I'm safe. I can still shit talk my mother on it. Yeah. Might happen. Might happen. Yeah. So welcome to Real House Resort of New Jersey night. Yeah. We are really excited. New Jersey's become one of our favorite live show things to do. Like second only to New York for us at this point.

Something about that part of the country makes that the crazy, you know. I mean, this, we got some crazy here tonight, but like, compared to New Jersey, are you okay? Are you okay? It's a baby. Oh.

That's a little wet-bought baby from my King Kick. I got that shit on the first bite, by the way. First bite, first slice, Ronnie got the baby. Yeah. Whoa. This baby is like an angelus. We could be like sisters or like best friends. This baby uses ageless by Ramona, Kai.

We're now gonna call it Avery and Avery's gonna sit here, okay? Whoa, is that even a baby? Or is it me? It's looking in the mirror. It's not crazy. And you're big a off to actinos. You're big a off to actinos.. You better get off that t-dos. Not for you.

It's not for you. It's not for you. Back it up, baby. You better get it. Oh, David, I see. We've met your new fiancee. You're a bit of a baby. Oh, well, look at that, David.

David, your baby, your fiancee needs to be changed. David! Oh, wow. Having so much fun! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Enjoy running those Spartan races, baby! God, sitting up here staring at a pretend little baby. I'm jealous of the baby's ass.

Look at that perfect ass, the baby. Wow. I'm just thinking about the fact that I was in your mouth. I've just been touching it. I know. I thought about that too. It was disturbing. Why can't I wipe my fingers off? I know. It doesn't wipe off. My spit stays with you forever.

What is this? Your state will go on. Okay. Real housewives of New Jersey. So you guys, so the episode actually began. There was a cliffhanger last week, a really, really exciting cliffhanger. An administrative cliffhanger, if you will. So let's set the scene. All right. So Teresa is in the back of an Uber XL, whatever they call it. Yeah.

Driving our kids to the ice. They're driving the ice. They made this reservation with open table about three months ago. Oh, real's real. That's real. Ice has the only customer service that actually answers the phone. I know.

It's totally realistic. So we're going. Thanks for calling ice. Anything I can do for you? Hi. So they're going to go visit Joe. They're told that they can only bring two children, which is already kind of hilarious.

It's so cruel of ice, but hilarious in this context. You must be this tall to ride this ice. I know. You had to have sat in five different salads in a grocery store to make it in the ice. So they've had you all this stuff, and they have this tiny window that they have to get to, so the stakes could not be any higher for Teresa and Gia in Melania, and they're all there in the backseat. But the good news is they're just driving down the highway.

Everything is fine. Gonna see Papa Joe. Oh my god. Oh my god. La la la. I've had another high sense. I was waiting to get this morning, and I said no, Charles, no. And then I got some practice, and then I told the other kids they couldn't come. And I was holding my lot of his birth certificate, and everything seemed like it was going to

be okay And then all of a sudden The eye saw a giant octopus I must have dropped it at the birthday certificate And somebody came in the kitchen and I said oh oh yeah, you're the kid that never talks. You can't call me that. And then I got my progress life to do the zoo and I picked it up and I put it. I know I'm a Saturday just when I was gonna put you into my bed.

I just heard, no no! Ah, the ghost of Actopus passed! Ah! It's all coming back to me, GM Alania. So she calls, who everybody calls when you're in trouble and you forgot some shit. Dolores. Yeah. Fuck us Dolores gonna do.

Okay. She calls Dolores. Dolores like, hello. She's like Dolores. I'm on my line, my boat's in 7-Eight and I'm a guy with my life in the middle of the end. I forgot the bank in all the year. I forgot the one I'm doing.

I forgot everything. What was he going to do? Let me tell you something Teresa. This morning you know what I forgot? I forgot to put a sock on my left foot. Just walking around barefoot. I was wondering why I was swiveling so much on the way to the kitchen, to the living room, to the kitchen.

It was a tough morning for both of us. What are you going to do? I forgot that I was in a couple because my boyfriend never shows up to events. Yeah. So there you go. Here's what we're going to do. You've got your birth certificate.

I forgot the love of my life. Yeah. Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to find the birth certificate. I'm going to jump on the motorcycle that's in the living room. And I might get tired. so I don't know. You know what, maybe I'll just sit down Teresa. You know what, Teresa, if you ask me to.

No, I'm just kidding. No, I'm just kidding. We don't have a cute app, sorry everyone, that's as far as it goes. I know, I'm like, you see me trying to use multiple apps. I know, no, you're becoming like, DJ, no, no. I'm the child. What happened to Dave Ray D. I'm fully convinced that if no, no, we're a DJ,

he would only play the Godfather theme and the Vengeance. I like this song. Yes. So Teresa calls, you know, Doris does no help, so she, oh no, yeah, she already called the ice, sorry. I just love that. No, this is what she called ice. Oh, she, this is what she called ice.

So, so basically Dolores like what did you call the jail? That's why I did when Frank got this, Bob. Dolores, how could you? So anyway, so she calls up Iris. They're like, oh, thanks for calling on. How's everything going? How's it going? Welcome to the Iris Experience.

It's a 4D experience. Tomorrow only 8 a.m. Massages in the shoe. Massages in the shoe. Entry price is trying to open the window one time. Right. We, uh, tomorrow's a special day. On Wednesdays, we left people out of the shoe

to watch a special screening of the Devil Wears Prada. Oh, yeah. Yeah, what you can do, I see this movie like five times now. You know, that's pretty good. This mic is capturing every dark grasp of cigarettes from the past. God knows how many years I've been in New Orleans. I hear it.

I just hear, I hear myself entering hell. It's like, oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. So the front desk guy is basically like mailed a horse

because Teresa is like, can I bring a copy of my ID? He's like, hold on a second. I'll ask my lieutenant, Kim Depele. I'll ask him. I'll ask him. Can she bring her ID? Yeah. Hey, how's your policy for both of you going, huh? You know what, I've got a fashion show.

They've totally screwed me over this year. Tell Theresa that bitch she can't come in. Looks like if they have the fashion show, the fashion show I'm passing in, all right? Tell her. Yeah, you can come by. You know, they're like, well normally we don't take copies, but I, you know, come on by. We'll see what we can do. What the fuck is this? I know. You gotta park the car too. Leave the keys in the car. That's all right, we got you. Meanwhile, by the way, Melania and Gia are staring at their mother like,

this fucking bitch is our mom. Good luck. Are you serious? We're like approaching Pekipsi right now. And she's like, the kids haven't even seen him before mine. So he took off school. Like, first of all, that's a kid's dream.

Yeah. Because they're like, oh, I couldn't go to school today, mommy. How could you? Mm-hmm. So, yeah, such a he's like, oh, please, I hope, God, I'm ringing out, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, let me call my brother. And she's like, he fucking idiot.

You fucking idiot She hates her so much She's like I'm so fucking pissed right now. Hey, you know what you little bitch? You've been sleeping on this whole ride. Could you be in charge of maybe your birth certificate? Yeah, well, I'll show you a little bit from next week. Okay, you're old enough to remember your birth certificate? Yeah, I want to show you a little bit. I'll show you a little bit. I'll show you a little bit. Yeah, hold on. So, 8.57 a.m. they arrive at ice. Ice.

And the camera's fade to black. Unfortunately, there were no cameras allowed in ice, but we actually were able to procure some footage from inside the jail. Oh, wow, this is a big Marshall's Mom, it's ice. Where the fucking idiot's enter, Mom, go over there, go to the idiot's, you fucking moron. You have received a free visit from Inmate JOW JOW JOW So what do you guys do in here? What the fuck?

What the fuck? You came to see me? Thanks a lot. Thanks a lot. You finally showed up? Yeah. You can't believe you found the time to visit me when you weren't the... Fucking the pool boy, huh? Yeah. Hey, Marty. Marty, this is my wife, the dumb bitch.

All right? You know who should be in here? These two... Melania should be in here. Not me. She's the one that says... Melania. That's what he would say. Yeah's the one who's the Melania. That's what he would say. Yeah, the fraud is some things you should see with she does to a salad in the grocery store, right?

That's right to fuck on it, all right? Take her to prison. Why doesn't she in the shoe? Yeah, Melania, getting the shoe. Fuck the shoe, Melania. So, three hours later. Hmm. We will let in. We will let in. Turns out that she brought an octopus and went over really well with the guards.

No, no, it was like looking under pillows. We're moving! I put in bad, this money in the mouth! I ain't putting bad, I'm just gonna hit the morn! That's his version of a King K, because that he actually just takes an octopus and just puts a little bit of flour around. He's like, find the octopus! He needs... It's huge.

It's just this big sprawling. Like, strangling the one no one knows the name of over there. But she still doesn't have any lines. She's like, Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Anyway. We're in an evil place tonight. I hear her like. Not you guys, mentally. It's like the spirit of Anne Rice is with us. Oh my God, I wanted, I've pictured New Orleans in my mind since I was a little boy Anne Rice. God, national treasure. I read so many Orleans in my mind since I was a little boy and rice. God, national treasure.

I read so many of your books and I was just always so afraid of coming here because you can only be turned into a vampire when you're a goal weight. And you know that hasn't happened. You'll see. I'm coming here and I'm a way size 30 bitches. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha But here we are, no one bite me. It's not time yet, Tom Cruise. Give it time.

Anyway, so they're driving back from ice and ice. Get it. So, going on, when you stop for some ice. Oh, my God. So the driving back and Joe calls, and he's like, so was I'm already lying down on the car, huh? Yeah, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, yeah, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, go, you, no, he does say, Melania, you lazy. Get up, I wanna talk to you, my little sweetheart. Yeah. My little sweetheart.

Now either he had a moment where he was like, I can't talk to my kids like that, they're probably traumatized, they just saw me in a shoe. Yeah. Maybe he thought he was calling a cellmate. Yeah, I just like imagining Kim D. standing there like, you better get a straight shot. She's just like the, she's like the word in Shawshank redemption Shaw posh redemption the posh tank

I don't even know what that means the posh tank posh tank redemption oh god clink clink that's how they all escape because she just had the door going clink clink clink clink Morgan Freeman like digs a hole out with a plastic airing, you know from the back stocking He finds Kim G there Anyway Now we go over to Dolores's house where her daughter Gabriella's and she's like back from school Where she's learned to be a vet and they're cleaning their other dog last week

We had a nice moment with Dolores's dog, named Dog. Dog. And this week, we got to spend time with Lollie. Lollie. Lollie and Dog. And her daughter, who's into E.I. you said that. So her daughter's like, do we even have shampoo

to bat these dogs, mom? She's like, I like Cologne, you know? The rest of the house smells like piss, but at least the dog smells good. I'm like, everything was reminding me of my apartment tonight. Like every single thing, I will do that to my dog. I'll just pour some febris on the dog and just be like, move around, lay on the couch.

Delores, so Delores cleaning this dog is the most Delores thing ever, because they clean Lolly. And then once they're done with Lolly, Delores looks at Lollie and goes you done go roll in the dirt. So she's like how do you bait the ducks? It's cool don't they have a water problem there which is so funny because being from California you know well they weren't like turning off the water and stuff but you know that's how you had to be like you had to add your water like you had to measure it out because they're like, it's a drought,

we're all gonna die, which could have happened, you know. Who saved us rain, right? Rain. Rain. You know, who didn't save us? Selene fucking Dion, I'm gonna take that right now. We're in the bucket of water, Selene. Selene.

Selene Dion. It all comes back. Yeah. Wouldn't it be amazing if she just like appeared on the third story there, like, So then, it all comes back. Yeah, wouldn't it be amazing if she just appeared on the third story there like, oh my god, she would. She would. You know what? She fucking would do that.

And be like, I'm stealing your show. I would like to dedicate this New Jersey recap to one day. I'm like fucking bitch to stole our jobs. I'll be okay with it, 100%. So they just start talking about David and stuff like that. And Gabrielle is basically asking like when are you going to move in, etc. You know, there's a lot of talk about that. Yeah, she's like, you know what I'll tell you this, David misses a lot of events.

He misses a lot of events. And the daughter's like, yeah, because like'll tell you this David misses a lot of events. He misses a lot of events and the daughter's like Yeah, because like he's a doctor or something right so that's okay and the worst is like at this point I don't even need to move out of this house unless I have a solid commitment from him. I'll build it. I'll pick out tiles I'll pay for the property Get taxes set up, but I'm not moving in there and let's I get it. Oh, you show him You tell me set up but I'm not moving in there and let's say I get a oh you show him you show him Dolores. Yeah, we know. Build a big huge mansion and charge him nothing.

You show him girl. Yeah exactly. And basically she winds up just, she's very pessimistic and she winds up telling her daughter like you know what? Don't have any expectations. OK, that's what I've learned through this life. Don't have expectations. If your father says he's a lawyer, don't expect that he'll stay a woman.

I'm not. So, something guy really doesn't have that good advice though. I feel like it's depressing advice, but I feel like it's very good advice to give your kid, like people are shit heads. And if they tell you they're not a shit head, don't believe them, because they're probably a shit head. Okay, go, enjoy the world, enjoy the world.

Like boom, you just raised your child, congrats. Well, either way. Uh, it's like no, no. No, that was like my filler phrase for like, where am I in my notes again? I'll just say either way. Either way. So, Gabri, her daughter is like, is this how you want me to live, Mom? Do you want me to live on my relationship with someone? Like, what if I told you I was gonna move into a house? I picked out everything with some guy. What would you tell me?

I would say nice fucking job. Yeah. Dating a guy so well that he's like, I'm gonna build you a house and let you pick out everything and move in. I mean, I think you already want it. Like, quit vet school and get to work. That's what I say, Gabriella.

Celebrity beef. You never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle. And we're the host of Wonder Woman's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build-up, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feud say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber.

A seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon. Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums. Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondering Out.

So then we go over to a parking lot, and this ridiculous yellow BMW just looks like an egg yolk on wheels drives up. I'm like, what is this awful, awful car? And then almost suddenly we hear who said jewelry was dead. Welcome to Date Night Gorgeous. It's Bill and Jen. Bill and Jennifer pulling up for date night. Dr. Bill and Jen. Bill and Jennifer pulling up for date night. Dr. Bill and Jen. God, I love him.

He is really. It was a lot of a lot of Bill tonight. I was very happy. Yeah, it was a Bill heavy episode. Thank Jesus. So he moves in. I'm like still onto Laura's house. I'm like, who is arguing with the man buying the house?

Let me move in the house. Okay, so Bill's seen. So, Jen's like, Hi, we have a reservation. Hi. She acts like it's like the hardest thing to do. I'm in Teresa, got a reservation to ice for crying out loud. Congratulations, you made it to the olive, garden.

That was at the Olive Factory. They would have a place called the Olive Factor in Paramhs. The Olive Factory. So. The Olive Garden is just too nice for Paramhs, you know. The Olive Garage. It's the Olive Factory. Have you guys noticed that every single time

it cuts to a Jennifer scene, they first show a giant water tower every single time. Like that's her architectural association. giant water tower every single time. That's her architectural association. Giant water tower. Water being cleaned for human use. That water tower is stingy with its water, if you ask me. That water tower doesn't know how to throw a birthday party for baby water tower, I'll tell you that.

They put it to baby water tower, I'll tell you that. So she's like, how you feeling, Belle? Is your back still acting up? And he's like, it's proof that there's other bad things I've been doing outside my profession. But tonight you can relax. You're not on called, right? He was, hmm. Not to not.

I have to check my buzzer. Like, hmm. Here's to more date nights. And she's like, this is our time to catch up now. I didn't even tell you this, but I went to dinner with Marge the other night. She's having a 20th anniversary for her business. And she says, how are you going to be at my party for going to drama with the girls, Bill? Like, what are you doing?

I know. Like, it's just how you go about your day. It's like, did you look at the eye cops money, Bill? I calm down. there are other tables God Stay order drinks It's nice time and feels like I'll have a bloody Mary

I would go for a virgin Mary, but you know, we're too late for that if you know what I'm saying. Hey boys. Hey boys. So Jennifer is still going on about this birthday party. And Jackie only got pizza and said, I just wanted to say, how about this money, but not spend it. And so then Bill, you know Bill is the shadiest queen

on this show. We all know. Yes. Obviously. Because he fixes up, like when she needs to fight about something, he's like, here's some three syllable words to throw him off. All right. I was going to say shark cuterie, but that's not even three

syllable. I'm so stupid, I can't even finish that. I don't say shark cuterie, mhmm. Stupid. I mean, if you have adults, I mean, I want five different things. You know, five is more exciting than just two. And then all makes sense now, and I would kill, now I'm like, Bill, you are an awful human being. You're like, we're having a party for the baby.

I want five dishes, Jennifer. Five. What a monster. So he does tell her, like, you know, you really should apologize for authoring the plate setting at Melissa. And now Jennifer's still doing her spin honestly. Well, I mean mean it wasn't really meant to be physical. I was just trying to get her attention, you know. It's like when everyone's

yelling and you got to ring a bell. Like what? He's like ring them bells! You're better ring them bells. Bells. Jingle jangle jingles. Just stand out that word. Clang, clang, clang if you will. I understand how that works, but two wrongs don't make a ride, baby. Three wrongs don't make a ride. It's a little more. Four wrongs, I don't want to be ride. Five wrongs you're at a party. Because I like five different dishes. So now let's go to the Montville Inn.

Where Melissa is meeting her mother and sisters. Now I love Melissa's family actually. I have to say this episode I was like wow Melissa's mother. I'm into it. Yeah, it's taken a while. I know Donna Donna's great because she's just drunk and having a great time. Donna's just the whole time.

She's like, ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! It's true. Ah! What are you even laughing at? I'm like, ah!

Come on, I see you! Ah! She's like one of those people in an infomercial when they have a live audience like well, this not only will puree your steak It'll also mince it, isn't it? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Because I'm from New Jersey! Ah! This is like, oh my god, every single day I'm fighting Antonia about what she's gonna wear. Everything she wears looks like a stripper. Just like you and your rickians don't know! Ah! Oh!

Melissa's like, what age does that stop? I'm like, have you seen yourself? My god! just that stop. I'm like, have you seen yourself? My God! But then, so then they order like some fig martinis. Because there's, well, there's a lot of discussion about the fig martini, because most like,

how's the fig martini and the way it was like, it's very sweet, but it's delicious. He he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he which just cracked me up. Like, so the, so the, the, I feel like a fig martini is just naturally trying too hard. Yes. Right? Shut up fig. You're not meant for a martini. It's certainly no apple martini. That's for sure. This man is an apple martini. Wait, Lord. The Lord. So then, but I love that like Donna,

who is like cracking up the entire time. Are you sitting on the baby? Oh no the baby is there She's positioning at home. I can do this. You don't have to see all that. Okay So Donna who is spending the entire time just like cracking up suddenly she turns into like the gods She's like laughing laughing laughing that she tries her It's wonderful Wonderful one wonderful perfect wonderful So the mom's like team agency insane. I was 30 when I had you Melissa 30 years old I was 30 when I had you, Melissa. 30 years old.

And Melissa's like, oh, would you think that's crazy? I'm trying to have a baby now at 40. It's like you're still pushing this. Oh, for Christ's sake. It was like all her sisters, her mom, that way, or they all just looked at her like, really bitch. Yeah. They did.

And this is when those sisters won my heart over because they were both like, they were like March Simpson sisters on the Simpsons you know. They're just like, two not smoking, you can have the baby. Fucking idiot, if you've seen yourself, Jesus Christ. This George Burns even has sperm that works anymore up a Christ. Oh Lord. I mean, Melissa, sorry. So then a giant pile of calamari with pineapple arrives. I mean, I just had to point that out. There's a lot of octopus and squid going on on the season.

Tentacles. So Melissa's like, but my kids don't have time for me. You know, I'm going through something And her sister's like, yeah, it's called the midlife crisis. Yeah, it Melissa's like, but I'm not midlife. She's yes, you are All right, you think it look at me. I'm 40 no one pays attention to me But if I have a baby people will I'm younger again people And she's like, yeah, like, what's the problem? Yeah, she goes, I don't know.

I mean, I remember the days, and I was like, oh my God, I can't wait for the kids to feed themselves. And I'm like, oh my God, Slopper on me, Slopper on me, Slopper on me. I'm like, you could just hang out with Frank. Hey, Melissa, how's it going, Melissa? What's going on, Melissa? Huh? Yeah, that's why Dolores has never tried again, you know. Oh, it's like, oh, so that's why Dolores always arrives somewhere with an umbrella, even when

it's sunny. Yeah. Dolores. Dolores. Dolores. Um, so Melissa's like, you know, when I had kids, I didn't want them. I thought they were disgusting, but now that they're older, I want kids. It's like, I have to learn to be happy

at the phase I am in life. No, you don't. Otherwise, you'll be in that stupid phase forever. Who wants to be happy with what they have? That stupid. Okay. You're not supposed to understand this is all amazing until it's gone and you're depressed. Yeah. But I thought about how great my fucking life was. I would never get out of bed in the morning. I'd be like, yeah, I won! Yeah, I won! I would never get out of bed in the morning. I'd be like, yeah, I won! Yeah, I won! I won! No!

That was scary. Happiness is terrible. Don't do it to yourself. You got a time for that when you're dead. So, speaking of which, we then go back over to Teresa's house. And Gia is like sitting at their enormous Australia-sized kitchen island. And she's sitting there and she's like, I'm starving. And no, no, no, no, it's cooking.

He's like, oh, everybody on the diet, I'm no cook. God. And she's like, I'm starving. He's like, hell of a pig. With cheese! That is disgusting. By the way, it's not. It's actually delicious.

It's not that good. It's delicious, Gia. That's weird. It's not the bad of the cheese! So... Do we have sausage? She's like, this one! I'm weak!

I'm weak! Do we have any hot sauce with it? No, I had that. That's what we are. So then Teresa walks in and goes, oh, Piano cheese. And then things down, Lincoln. It's like all offended because the sink is still leaking.

So they called Joe, little, little Joe, little or Joe. This is truly the only family that would act out a pornocene with the entire family involved. Right? It's like everyone's there. Everyone is there. Bang, bang, bang. It's an end-family production. Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch- He's like down in there. Truly the sexiest thing I've seen in two years. Say what you will about the man.

He's got three sperm. He has ridiculous sayings. He's hot. I'm sorry. He's hot. I can't deal. Yeah, that guy is hot. And he fixes sinks. And he fixes sinks.

I mean, he just had to empty the trap. So they talk about the man who's got three sperm. Yeah, that guy is hot and he fixes things. And he fixes things. Who knew you just had to empty the trap? So they talk. He's like, you know what? You got a full pipe. You know what I don't live with? Full pipes. Yeah.

My pipe is clean. That's right. I may have three sperm, but this woman all over that living room floor. I don't care where it is. Kitchen counter, living room floor, shendelier. I don't care. All it takes is a dollar in a dream or a sperm in a dream in the skies. It's always like walking in the dark like. So he starts asking Gea about school and everything. Gea is going to be going with Frankie to the prom.

Well, fully support that, Gea. Gea is winning on Bravo right now. I don't know. Look, disease comes in a very attractive package. Now, from Frankie's own mother, we know what Frankie's up to, so let's stop worrying about the block trap and wrap your daughter up in like five layers of saran wrap before you send her out there, please. Well, I think we're all in support of Gia and Frankie, but no, no, it's not.

No, no, it's like, oh, no It's a Dondeca, Dondeca! You know who you take to the prom? This octopus! Remember that shoulder! Just like holding the octopus tentacle in the mouth, like, sorry guys, I had to take it out. So then they start talking about how should Joe fight his appeal or not and little Joe's like no no no you know what that's it that's too much money that's it what what are you gonna do and she is like I don't even get I don't even give a crap if you guys get back together

or not but I don't want dad living nine hours away. And then she goes anyway let me get my hair done. And then she goes, anyway, I'm gonna get my hair done. Yeah. And then Nona realizes that he's like in the middle of a porno. So he's like, oh! I got stuff to do! Oh! I know you don't. But I don't blame you.

Get out. Go. So then, so now you. Get out. Go. So then so now it's just Joe and Teresa and She Teresa tells Joe that Joe Corga that Joe Judy is called Yeah, 10 years on we're still like we have to like Joe. There's like a million Joe's so it's basically Joe Judy is called and just said some crazy shit to Teresa on the phone Go ahead

He told it to me I want you to know I feel nothing for you It's not being with somebody else in all my accounts. Wow! Wow! That's it! Teresa just got it. When Teresa karaoke, she just does one, she does her own. Oh, what I got to sing this. Is it balls?

So, she was like, you know what? To be honest, with the tree, I never thought that guy was good for you. I wanted you to end up with someone who traded you right. And she's like, ah, what, thanks for telling me now. I'm like, we sat through nine seasons and I'm telling you this. You be in the meaner.

Tell us all this time. Made on Juzy Shore. I'm not a man. Man, I'm just a sure. Mill and I can't name the same as y'all. Beauty on the beach. Beauty on the blink. So, so Joe Gorgon has some really, really honestly very sage advice for Teresa. He goes, you know what the problem with Joe Dutais is? He doesn't know how to open up and be a man, okay? You know what a man is?

A man is when you can open up and say, I love you. You're amazing. you're beautiful. I need to fuck you now, I get my poison out. That's a man. Yeah, it's gotta be man enough to be like, I love you. I'm not even embarrassed to stay in front of the dudes. Look dudes, I love you and you shouldn't have the job because the man is supposed to earn the money

and the goddamn half, that's right, fuck your wife. Fuck your wife, go fuck your wife. Fuck your wife, fuck your wife. Let me tell you what being the man is supposed to earn the money and the goddamn half. That's right. Fuck your wife. Fuck your wife. Fuck your wife. Fuck your wife. Fuck your wife. Let me tell you what being a man is. Saying, hey, you know what? I want to spend two of my last three sperm on you, okay? That's what man is. But it actually was really nice, you know, because he's like a real man can say, I love you,

and not have to be like so shielded or whatever, which is really nice to say and stuff. But man, does he fuck that up later on in this episode? So, let's just pretend none of that's happened yet, which it hasn't, and just just loved little Joe for what he gives us, which is just confused, confused, nonsensical advice generally. Yeah. So now we go over to Jackie, who is, she's visiting her dad, who, her dad reminds me of like a Mike Myers character who speaks like Bernie Sanders, you know.

Her dad is Bernie Sanders basically. He's like, everything free for everybody. So my parents are like, Bernie doesn't need to say everything's free. Oh, sure, free school, free education, free free healthcare. Like, sounds good to me. What's fuck is your problem? Here's how we're gonna pay for the plans. We're gonna put everything in my kitchen cabinet, okay?

Healthcare, breath, clean up, everything. In the cabinet. Solve America. Yeah, cause her dad's a hoarder, everything in the cabinet. Yeah. Solve America. Yeah, because her dad's a hoarder, you know. Yeah. And, and by the way, he has also joined the Sacred Rank of Bravo Stars that include Mamadine Karen Huger, who have giant tube TVs in prominent parts of their lives.

Hopefully, let me. Huge, a huge tube TV, like right on top of the dishwasher. So because Jersey doesn't even pretend to like come up with like interesting casting choices. Hey, we're gonna have, we're gonna hire somebody to clean your house. We need to extras. Just call them Rosie and Rosemary. Not to be confused with Rosanna and Rosanna who appeared earlier this season together. Like all the extras are some variation of Rosie. You know, Rosie, Rosanna, Dana, Dana, Rosanna, and Bama. Rosie, Joe, Joe, Rosie, Frank, Frank, Rosie, Josie, Frankie, Josie, Frank, Rosie, Josie,

so Rose, I love Rose Mary. This is the best border cleaner I've ever seen. She comes in and she's like, this is your dad, stop it. Well, else you think this guy is. I hope you be focused, Honest, sir. Hope you be, Demp, sir. Skitty. So, because they're very Republican over there in the Jersey.

So, the dad's like, these cabinets here, nothing should be thrown out of them, and they open the cabinets, and it's just packed with crap. You know, it's like 75 copy cuts. And it's just like that. Can we figure out a number of cups that actually works for you, Dad, that we don't have to keep all these cups in here? And he's like, all right, 15, take this row.

And it's the row of ones that don't match, you know? There's like two rows of matching. It's all like a random bot mitzvahs, you know. Yes. So yeah, so they decide, they go outside to talk while the Rosie and Rosemary go to clean up this place. And so they go outside and Jackie's worried about her dad and everything, because he's older,

and she wants him to be healthy. And he's like, what do you mean, not healthy? Okay? Because you have nothing in your fridge, but mashed potatoes and iced tea. Yeah? So what? I've run this country and mashed potatoes and iced tea.

Jackie's dad for president, everyone. Jackie's dad for president. So then we find out why where Jackie's eating disorder was kind of born and it turns out I'm right again. Everything can be blamed on one of your parents. Pick one. Pick one. And those of you out there laughing have kids and you know what you're doing to them. I hope that you know when they come to you and say you made me anorexic you say I did because I was worried about you, you know, it's like own it Like my mother does yeah

Yeah, so her dad her dad apparently had lap band the whole thing and he's still to this day is like if I gain five pounds You know it like freaks him out, you know, he's basically gay at this point. Yeah What we all go through Little in McColle eating disorders anymore. We just call it bean gay. Yeah. It's what we all go through. We don't even call it eating disorders anymore. We just call it bean gang. Yeah. We call it looking in the mirror and being like that. That's what that's always said. Yeah. It's not an eating disorder, Ronnie. It's just called being gay. Right? Deal with that. You're gay. So yeah, so this is sort of like the, you know, the, this is like the origin story of her eating disorders and everything. And she tells a very, like, more very, very sad

and compelling stories about this, which is really, I think, actually very good because it's important to hear these stories, et cetera. Yeah, so she's, he was always worried about weight, so she would start starving herself, and he's like, I would go to bed. He's like, what was wrong? He was so thin, what's it who cares?

And she's like, she's like, dad. Sometimes I would go to dinner, and I would's like, dad, sometimes I would go to dinner and I would just have an ice cube, I would go to bed and I would only have an ice cube for dinner and he's like, yeah, it's like shrugging. So, but then yeah, when she realized, she's like, dad, you have to understand,

like this is a real problem, you can't just make jokes and say, I looked better when I had a needing disorder. You know, like thank God for reading disorders. And he's like, uh, he's like noted. Noted? No, we check out the coffee mugs now. Yeah.

Which is basically like a huge hug from a parent with something like that. By the way, also Rosie and Rosemary, the fastest hoarder cleaner uppers of all time. They come in from outside and the place is like, hey, you gotta be kidding me. Look what we did over here. We got rid of the coffee mugs and put up more coffee mugs, actually. So then we go over it.

Now it's like the beginning of an episode again. It's like, on top, it's just things happen. Trash in the street. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. A broken fire hydrant. Yeah. So we see the barge, the modgeon Joe, it's just laughing. And like, oh, Joe. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

That's like it. And then we go over. Now, this is funny to me. Because then we go over to Teresa. She's getting her hair washed in the same kitchen sink that was just clogged. Huh, I wonder why that happened. I mean, they use that hair in ice to keep the prisoners behind the cells.

I mean, to make the cages. It is this. It's the net. It is the net to keep them all in. So I'm saying, this is the obstaclebowler here in the wash and the sing. So then we go over to, because everyone's getting ready for Marches big 20 years party. So then we go to Doloreses and Frank's house and Doloreses like, happy birthday, Frank Catania.

How old are you now. Two old Dolores, two old! Let's not mention how old I am now. You were born in 1964, Frank. And then Frank says the thing that should never be uttered on the show. There you go. Now you do the math. No, no, no, no, no, no.

It's like the show just got canceled. Yeah, no. Yeah, it's like aneur, no. It's like the show just got canceled. Yeah, no. It's like aneurysms. Everyone's like, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, yeah, so now we see Jackie and I'm sorry. I'm sorry, the mic. What did I miss? It's just the microphone I used when we record these at home. If I go like this, you can't really hear me as well, but this one is like,

I'm over here laughing. It's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, still haven't even seen Jennifer. And you know what, I've had it with her, I've had it with her Evan. I'm really, really happy with her. And then we ran over to the Gorgas house and she's getting her makeup done too. And she was like, you should have been to the gym with me and catch you got a spa with Jennifer later. You know what's the problem with that woman?

She ain't getting laid, all right? That's what we all know. Ben Lane's fucking all right, right? So she's got a problem. And put it in, sticking in. It's gonna be okay, all right? Say you're a medicated lady, all right? Why do you think she throws food?

Cause she sexually frustrated, that's why. She just can fuck. You know what, it's like what I always tell my Instagram followers, say it, forget it, write it, regret it, fuck it, you're happy. Fuck it. Say it, say it, forget it, write it, regret it, fuck it. I'm not making it, I'm not making it. I'm gonna go with, we were sad about before.

So yeah, so yeah, Jennifer's also getting ready. She's like, I told Margaret I wouldn't have any crazy outbursts. Well, stop acting like you're in flash dance. And Bill's just sitting there. Bill's just sitting there looking at her and he goes, Why would that flash dance song is very Jennifer, right? What a feeling. Can't be feeling. Because I dance at the bar, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, hello. The flash dance lady gets a dinner plate to the head. This is what's happened. I already got your attention.

Last chance, lady. Take a passion. Get fucked by your husband. So I can't even believe I'm entertaining this. But what did you say sir? It's Frank's fault. It's Frank's fault. I think you know, by the way, I think in any situation It's fair to always just say it's Frank's fault. Yeah, you know what it's Frank's fault That's Dolores is Instagram spiritual Instagram like Joe Gorgai, you know, Joe's like, you know what? You'll find the shingle under roof What are you gonna do stick you dick in it? Put a knife in it?

Pay the dollar sending on this way. You're gonna live your best fucking life. Look at my guns. Look at my gun That's Dolores's spiritual wine. It's Frank's fault. It's Frank's fall. Don't go out of breath. It's Frank's fault Feeling down in the morning? Fucking Frank. That's what? Can't get into ice. It's Frank's fault. Frank's fault. Right? Try to open up a window with ice. Frank's fault again. Having trouble getting in the vet school, your father just spent your money on boats and horses. Frank's fault. Frank's fault. Frank's fault. Frank's fault. A new book about the Loris Catania. All right. So now we go over to New York City for the big party. And so Margaret and Joe and Lexi arrive. I don't know why I said Lexi like that.

But Margaret and Joe say it like. Hi, nice to meet you. Who are you? Lexi. Lexi. My name is Lexi. You all know Lexi. She's like a robot that's low on batteries. I'm like, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix, lix By the way God bless Margaret. I absolutely love Margaret Josephson. Margaret Joseph's sorry. Joseph's. I love Margaret. I love Margaret Josephson. I love Margaret Josephson.

I love Margaret Josephson. I love Margaret Josephson. I love Margaret Josephson. I love Margaret Josephson. I love Margaret Josephson. I love Margaret Josephson. I love Margaret Josephson. I love Margaret Josephson.

I love Margaret Josephson. I love Margaret Josephson. I love Margaret Josephson. I love Margaret Josephson. I love Margaret Josephson. I love Margaret Josephson. I love Margaret Josephson. I love Margaret Josephson. I love Margaret Josephson. I love Margaret Josephson. And you know like when my remember Michael Jackson was like at later in his life he was wearing like black Top with weird goals. They ready for you to fuck up listen to the audience are coming That's what she was wearing yeah, it's Frank's fault

Frank's fault Thanks, but and The jackets like coming right to her boob, but the boobs are taped in shit Okay, you know, but nobody else are taped in. She's like, all right, you know what? Nobody else is to that. I'm gonna tell you that right now. I don't want to show my area all of a sudden. He's back in here, right?

This is going to take care of this area, but one is taped. Did you notice that like, Aphan area was out the whole time? Which is so funny. Because it's just so, she probably had more lane-y, do it. Like, come in here, but coming here with the big tape I'm like Just go ahead and put it up to snip on my name Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I feel like ariola is gonna be a friend of next season. This is my friend ariola But only if there's ariola and ariola and ariola and ariola and ari boopoo Ariana and Ariola and Ari Lila and Ari Bupu. Those different versions of the name. So she walked into her party and Lawrence, the party planner is back. He's the one who did. Melissa's 40th. So he's back.

Lawrence Scott. So he's got like cakes and cages. Pies made out of skull. He's got a whole wall of skulls. And I read. He's basically recreated ice and cake form. Lost pages. And then they've hired a bunch of waiters to stand around a little March wigs with like little big tails.

A big edge, little bulge, little bulge, little bulge. Half an area, I need half an area ole if you're out little much. I'm assuming Margaret said this thing at some point over the past three years, but the cake comes out and on this cake it says, to caviar dreams on a tuna fish budget. Listen, it's sort of a funny thing to say in an interview. I don't want that shit written on my cake. Yeah, I don't want that on my cake.

Do not write anything about tuna fish on my cake, okay? Lawrence. I don't want to think about that while I'm eating a cake. And then they start passing out tuna tartar and tuna cans. Admittedly, it looked delicious, but like, don't give me a tuna can either. Yeah, you cheap ass. You're in Manhattan now.

Yeah, so she's like, you know what? Everybody's that rich. Everybody's just half a million dollars. All right. Everybody can't just afford it. You know what? It's my motto is, a foot about luxury.

All right. That's why we're going to win this world. It's like, okay, you in Target. Okay, you in Target are killing it, Margaret. I love you both. Ah. It's a Mark Senior Struts in. She gets a whole big strut montage,, which is like, how much senior?

You know what you walk in? Love Mark's senior, she's the other hoarder elder. They should get together actually, Mark's senior and Jackie's dad, they could just like hoard them. Oh god. No, it could be like, I'm not saying sexually, I'm saying it could be like antics. How else you get together No, they can have like an antiques Roacho together with like how much is this worth about?

45 cents we'll take it. We'll take it. I had no idea it was worth Mani mani Look what I found so much So then they don't ring that she's just like a little tiny So then the drawing does. She's just like a little tiny drawing. I'm sure Dorenda was like probably at the party somewhere. So now they have another thing with this party is that they're launching the Macbeth collection jewelry line. And so they draped it sort of like half-hazardly on all these models. But did anyone else notice that all the models were in gold shimmering dresses?

So all the jewelry was just on shimmering backgrounds. You couldn't see the jewelry. It's like invisible jewelry. It's not in setting now. A foldable jewelry that you can't see. Okay, invisible. Really cute again for fraud. Like wait a minute, I bought a necklace,

nobody could even see it. Someone got really upset at that. No. No. No, don't go for the necklace. Yeah. Someone got really upset at that. No. No, don't go for the necklaces. Say the invisible necklaces! I do not support that. So now the cast starts to arrive.

It's funny because the music is all like, da da da da da da am. I made it. You got food at this fucking thing, some starving, it's ridiculous. Had to come over the fucking bridge. It's great. Yeah, it's terrible. So they all arrive. And then there's like, there's like a lot of meeting people. There's a lot of like, hi, how are you?

This is Mandy. I'm like, who's Mandy? I just feel like there's a store of party where everyone gets introduced to a Mandy. You know? Yeah. You have a CMandee. Yeah. And the Rosemary. And the yeah. And the Rose Mary and the Rosie and the Frank and the Joe.

Yeah. So Jackie is talking to Dolores and they're acting like they like each other. And Jackie didn't just watch Dolores storm out of her like little trip that she tried to organize. So she's like, hi Dolores, you look amazing. And Dolores is like, you look amazing.

And I was like, that is more energy than I've ever seen with Dolores. Like even when Dolores is like, you look amazing. And I was like, that is more energy than I've ever seen with Dolores. Like even when Dolores is about to stab somebody with like a shank in a restaurant, Dolores is like, I'll fucking stab you right now in the throat with his shank, bitch. Talk with a bone, talk with a bone. But now she sees Jackie Shakhe,

you look wonderful. Scary. It's scary. Dolores will kill you in your sleep, man. Dolores ever has that much energy when she's saying hello to you. Run. Run.

So now that everyone's there, Dolores reveals her big plan, which I don't know about you guys, but to me, it sounded like a terrible idea. She's like, you know, I felt bad about what happened at Jackie's house, so to make up for it, I rented a house at the Jersey Shore. Yeah. After we fucked your trip up,

I decided to have a better trip. Yeah. And make you sit through a bitch, you coming? I really think the Jersey Shore will bring people together. I even want the Jersey Shore will bring people together I even want the husbands to come and march like oh my god all the most all of us seriously even the girl who threw din away It's somebody to try and get the retention like who does that's class like like literally classless It's like no class and it's like it's like it's like you know it's like Christmas vacation no class Yeah no class and it's like a bit it's like you notice like Christmas vacation no class. Yeah.

And so Dolores is like you know what I'm going to invite you all and I are you guys okay with it we're all paid to be on the show literally five more minutes. Are we showing up? We're going to try and get another season who's in this with me. I got no patio furniture. All right. So the next to show up at the party is Jennifer and Bill. Mmm.

Gen-gen. You're only allowed to have one drink. Anything more than that and you're going to be naughty. And there with Teresa, right, or Teresa's right around them. And Teresa goes, I'm gonna go on a train. Hi, I'm a heart, I'm a little tingling.

You want to see me? You can go anywhere. It's Frank's ball. Frank's ball. So then, yeah, so then Melissa sees Teresa and Melissa goes, oh my god, you're so tant, your brother's the same way. He goes near the sun and he turns another color. Like, I don't think Teresa went to the sun.

Yeah, it's called the spray tant. It's called, yeah, Jersey in a bottle. So funny, my brother walks into a tant shop and walks out with a tant too. It's not how this works So then Jen's like Jen sober right now and sober Jen is like terrified of people. She's like oh my god, but if they don't like me Yeah, she walks in like she's just like sizing up everyone to see what sort of Amazon prime if they need Okay, so say I'm gift they need. Oh. Oh, okay. So say, I'm a little sad.

I'm most like, that bitch is going to walk by me and pretend that she doesn't know me in a polydice. Oh, okay, okay. Go back to your baby storyline. Hey, why don't you try to find that sister you lost last year? Anybody remember that? Have we even mentioned that? Have we met her?

I mean, there are a lot of spirits here in New Orleans. Maybe she's around. Yeah. That is going to be her next storyline, Mike. I think my mother's not my mother I'm finding the other one. Yes. Melissa.

So, um, Jen is like, you know what? That's not cool. You know what? I don't even want to talk to you either girl. Maybe the other side of the room. At which point, Bill Basley says, mm, I'm gonna say hello to the boys. I'll be right back.

We make fun of Bill because he's such a character, but Bill really was so Bill this episode. He was like, go be the, I'm gonna go say hi to the boys. Toodles. Mm. What are the boys doing over there? It's been popping for apples.

I didn't even know what it was in the party planner. Let's see. And then now this is something really shady. This is not me trying to be funny. This is something shady that the TV show did. So Margaret's like, all right, everyone, you know, I'd go mingle. OK, I got to go talk to everyone.

Eat, eat, eat. And she's just like, oh, you got a lot of food here, Mark. He goes, well, what, thank you, you know what, I'm an eater. And then literally the show cut to Jackie, and then come back to them. I was like, that is so rude of the show. I was so rude. I'm not even trying to be funny.

Well, this show's my ear to support you. You know what I mean? Like when people get so mad at the show, like thinking he gumball sense like, I wouldn't do that show anyways. Trash, can't even believe I was on that show. Trash, that show. Good job, show.

Good job. Shup, show. Stupid. Good job. The show is not here to support you. It's like literally hilarious for the show. The producers are like laughing as you smile that door. Yeah.

Yeah, I can't, I can't. I can't, you can't. You can't leave my girl. That's why you can't go against the producers. hilarious for the producer's are like laughing as you slam that door That's why you can't go against the producers Neenie leaks If you were ever to consider doing such a thing that's all Yeah, that girl gone fucked everything up stupid Okay, so they're all talking about going to the show gone We're going to the show. We're going to the show. So Marlini comes in and starts dancing. Okay. So Evan, Bill goes over to the boys, right? Yeah. So Evan's like, so Bill, like Evan's so bored. He's like, why do I have to be here? I'm rich. We don't even need this, you know? Like some of the husbands are like working with their wives.

So like this is, they become as great. Yeah, we got to both be honest. He's like, I just want to go home and watch the golf channel. Yeah. It's like I'm literally rich. What am I doing talking to you fucking losers, you know? He's like, so, Bill, how's your liver feeling? You're gonna, we're gonna play quarters next weekend or what?

What sort of quarters? Hined quarters, mm. Look behind my ear, what did you find? Tails or head. So then, just because we're on an eating disorder episode, these producers have to put in every little tiny thing about eating, it's so good. So they got to some lady telling March, March, look at you, you're so thin,

because that's what we do to each other. It's such a fucking lie, but we all do it to each other all the time. We're like, hey Ronnie, I haven't seen you in a long time, you look so thin. You know that's a fucking lie. Why don't you just say, hey Ronnie, how's it going?

Like, have you gotten your bar washed wet? I'm not a hot-lost weight. You have lost weight. No way, man. You have lost weight. No, but it's like, why do we say that to each other? When why is it even a thing? Stupid.

Thank you. I'll take you up to see you. Yeah, I'll take you up to see you. So anyway, this lady comes up and I'm like, Marge, you're so skinny. And Marge's like, no, no, I'm fat. I'm fat. If you see me earlier,, ma'am, you're so skinny. And ma'am's like, no, no, I'm fat. I'm fat. If you've seen me earlier, make it in high heels.

Friend of the mere. It was holding my boobs and kissing up the air. I mean, I looked like a Snapchat logo. It was terrible. Once you go, but from the last time I seen you, don't talk to people like that. Stop saying that. Like the last time I saw you were a fucking monster.

Now look at you. Yeah. You're in 38th now. Congratulations. I'm like, who taught? Stop. What's up doing that to each other? Except to me, keep that shit up, but other stuff.

So Martin's like, no, no, no, no, it's a dress. It's a dress which you can buy and then take to yourself on my side with a whale logo that's gonna be changed any day. We're turning into an octopus next. No! No, no, it's like about to hit sand on his like copyright of the octopus. It's packed.

She's story. It's story of the Hannibal's son. No, no, no, no, no, large in a copyright fightin' court. Yeah! I'm John Souti. Okay, so then Jackie is now talking to Evan. The boys talk a little bit, and she's like, I feel bad talking to Bill because I just like him so much.

And Jennifer's such an asshole, and everyone's like, yeah, I'm rich, I'm rich. And she's like, I don't even know. So I don't know why he's in tolerator. I mean, that's why he works so much. He doesn't have to go home to that, you know. Then we go over to Teresa and Jen talking and Teresa goes, My grandma's not up to her party.

Maybe she should get Jackie tips. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I love Teresa. Yeah, this is the guy that's got my license. This guy right here. Yeah. I love Teresa. She put up an Instagram the other night. She was going to watch what happens live. And she was wearing this weird mirror. It was like a broken, broken pieces of mirrors. Someone wrote on Facebook, that's automatic seven years of bad luck first of all. That's so good.

But her caption under that was, diamond, diamond, diamond, diamond, like the emojis. And she goes, tell the marketing, shine bright like a diamond. Tell the marketing. I was like, I don't know. Maybe I missed something.

I miss a lot of things. So I didn't think about it. And today I went online and I was like, I don't know. Maybe I missed something, you know, I miss a lot of things. So I didn't think about it. And today I went online and people are like, what the fuck is telemarketing, sign bright like a diamond? What do you even mean? She loves a Robo call. She loves it.

Like a love tree, so idiot. I think when you get that many calls from ICE, you just get used to the automated voice. So, Jennifer is feeling bad about Jackie, but the whole situation, she doesn't like the tension. So, she's going to go apologize. Good to see you. What's going on? You know, I've been thinking about you a lot and feel terrible about how things went down at your pizza party.

Had no other food there. I never meant to offend you. I just wanted to shame you. That's all. But I want you to know, Jennifer, you ruined the trip. That's how I feel. And it's like, well, if you want to be technical, Margaret ruined the trip, I tell you what I said

in the first place. Which is true. There's some truth to that, there's some, but it's mainly gender. But there's some. But I mean, who gets to fight that big over pizza parties for kids, you know? Exactly.

So Jack is like, oh, so now it's March's fault. All right, what did he say? Discrees. Discrees. Oh God, are you from Jersey? You sound like a guy from Jersey, like. Discrees. It's Rosie.

Also, this audience will kick your ass if you learn that. Yeah, very careful. Hey, watch yourself. They'll start you on fire in here. I can feel it. I can feel it too. When they love you, they love you, and when they don't, they'll kill you. Yeah.

So anyway, so Jackie basically is like, what you want, Jennifer, to take responsibility and everything, and you know Jen's like I'm just trying to say sorry and Jackie's like really because at this point you should just be wearing a t-shirt that says I'm sorry on it Jennifer's like yeah already order all those maps on prime they're on their way Not stingy And Jack is like you know what I just feel like it's a number of times this happened with that, and I just think we don't mix. And Jennifer's like, fine, you don't mix that, that's

fine, fine, don't mix that, fine. And Evan comes over, he's like, still rich, what the fuck are you guys doing? Can we go home yet? Are we still here? And so in the first like you came at the perfect time Death's in a beard hiding in the forest after you killed a bunch of people at the end of a terrible season for now I don't know what you're doing. What's your beard? It's great. It's great You're doing great, doctor So what's he doing with that beard? I know your riches, but you still have to groom yourself and like occasionally take a shower. I feel like Evan is low-key like becoming a certifiable Bravo hottie like out of nowhere.

I think he's like a little bit like a little bit. He's not Joe Gorgah, no one can be. He's not, oh by the way, do you guys know that Fadre Parks is in town? She's not here, she's not here. Yeah. I tried my best because, okay, side note. Yeah. So today, we went and we made an appearance on Great Day Louisiana.

It's gonna air, we don't know when it's gonna air, but it will air at some point. But right before we got there, a lady from Love and Hip Hop was there. Um, she heard it yourself into this, man. Our MSY, because she was talking about how she has the same initials as the airport. I forgot her name. She was really cool. She was really cool. We walked in and we just, the first thing we heard as we walked in with the house going Kwan and Faith yes

Kwan and Mariah So we were like what We're listening so she was so then we were like talking with her and she's so she's having like a gala tonight For the like her parade I think I think she's like doing a parade thing She's like a like a minor parade or. So how dare you a minor parade? No, I'm not really asking you to get your ass kicked. It's not the big crew to the point is this. She's having a gala and Fadre is going to be there.

And we were talking about the podcast and she's like, oh, well, we got to get Fadre on your show. I was like, well, nine o'clock tonight. She was, oh, you're not tonight. Oh, yeah, no, no, no. She's like, my show's at nine. Yeah. And she said, do you want to come after them? We're like, fuck yeah, we do. How do we get in there? She said, what time? We were like, probably mid-night. She's like, well, if you're not going to see me enter, then why would you come? Yeah. We were like, oh, yes. Can we be best friends? So just to reiterate, we do want to thank you for skipping both Celine Dion and

Fadre Parks to be here. Anyway, you know I was a little bit of a side note. I was even standing up for Stupid Fadre Parks at this morning show. There is nothing to stand up for with Fadre Parks, she was wrong, and I'm still like, but I love her! It was a producer's fault! I'm like telling everybody in there. My favorite fault, bring fate from back! Anyway, so back to this party, so party party party party party. In fact, during this party montage, I noticed jewels from Summer House was in there,

so making her true debut. And the Queen of Versailles. Yeah, it's just like the other one. of Versailles. Yeah, just like Jackie Segal. Marge is just like walking around every party she goes to you like 20th anniversary 20th anniversary 20th anniversary He's very ready. So yeah, Marge is like oh so Marge is talking to this old guy I just have to point these out because I just love the brazenness of New Jersey being like me to me to what what is this? What is this discussion we're having?

Don't I have to say something for it like they don't get it at all right? So this old guy is talking to Marge and she goes oh my god before we take a picture I need to put these nipples away and he's like nah leave them out Take a break. Alright. So, you know, I'll leave them out for Joan. So, Joan walks up to Margaret and is like, you know what, bitch, I tried to apologize and get it to nice place, but you're the one with a stick up your ass, I've doesn't suck dick.

I don't need your approval, Jackie. You're both accusing her of not sucking dick, but also being okay with anal. Jim's argument never makes sense, which is kind of why I like her. So, Trees, like, what I miss! And I just thought of that old Golden Girls joke just the boat dear. So then we go over, now we go back back to the guys summit over in the corner. Puppy Arthur bless you. I know.

Seriously. So the guys are all talking. And Joe Gorgher goes, so Bill, what the fuck is up with your wife, man? I mean, we're talking about Genji's disrespect to my wife's throwing food. You're after your glass, I mean, and we're talking about Genji's disrespect to my wife, throwing food, lifehunting to a glass, you know. Yeah, you're wifehunting to a cake.

I'm just there, I'm the other husband, you're wifehunting to a cake. You're wifehunting to a cake. You're wifehunting to a cake. You're wifehunting to a cake. Just here to remind you, sir. It's worth it to make Siggie Flicker mad, though. So, let's all eat one, Dad! So Bill's like, who?

I'm so sorry, but if you want a real trip, go read Siggie Flicker's Instagram. Oh, it's like the ring. It's like the ring. It's so crazy, do it. I don't want to trigger you and make you guys all angry. It's a beautiful mind. God, it's like it makes you so deliciously angry. I'm like, I could run around the block. I won't. But I could. I feel so amazing. Any who? It's my fault. I mentioned Ciggy's name. You did. So you started it.

Yeah. So, yeah. So, Joe Gorgas is based on talking to Billy goes, You know you got to do, you got to straighten your wife out. You know, you got to straighten her out. Oh, come on, all this. Talk about straightening. It's crazy. Okay, Mike Pence. anything else to bring up? Some people like a little curve. He's like, she's actually frustrated, bro, that's it.

You got to bang a more, stick it in more. I haven't told you how to fix a roof. I haven't told you how to fix a roof. What on the streets is that she needs a good fucking, you know what I'm saying? No, gross. So Joe Gorgher went from feminist icon back to Joe Gorgah like within the space of an episode. Yeah.

So Bill's like, he like gives this huge eye over the camera and like, wanders, saunters off, I guess. And so Gorgah's like, listen, you know what, something, guys? I spoke the truth and the guy's like, yeah, you can take the truth. Like they're all, you know what's something, guys? I spoke to truth and the guy said, yeah, you can take the truth. Like they're all, you know, Tom Cruise now, and that maybe with Jack Nicholson.

So they're like, oh, he should act better. And they're a cucumber and a little truth. Tell me more about that too. I love her, yeah. It's a few good men, what are my favorite foods? A few good men. Mm. So.

Sounds like my postmates order, am I right? Mmm. I love that movie. Anyway, so Bill rejoins the ladies and he's like, you're not going to believe what happened, ladies. The guys were busting my chops. My chops were like, ooh!per. Oh, my chopper. Oh, my chopper. Oh, my chopper.

Oh, my chopper. Oh, my chopper. Oh, my chopper. Oh, my chopper. Oh, my chopper. Oh, my chopper. Oh, my chopper. Oh, my chopper.

Oh, my chopper. Who's chopper now? I love that Bill is trying to talk in like the Jersey dialect. He's like, you won't believe it, girls. Job. Tuh! For God about it. He says that you act though. He says you act the way she's acting, because you're not banging out enough. He tries to get this accent.

So cute. So Delora starts going, oh no, jeez, why? When the husband's fight, people get hurt. And then it just cuts to this shot of... Woohoo! Yeah, protect the laptop, protect the laptop.

No, we're set up perfectly now. We've got everything spaced. Like, if I knock something over, I have lids now. I have an entire bottle of water. It was to the right of your story. I've seen you in action, you do five physics. Then here's what I say, just don't drink, okay? If you know you're sitting next to a rondel,

and you don't want to get something wet, don't have wet things around. I want to point out, this bottle of water was closed the entire show. I opened it up at five seconds ago, and it was immediately, it was bouncing onto my lap. That's a real groove. Sounds like a fun show.

I don't get to do that when we record at home. It's only live shows. I like actually get to hump your arm for every reason. That's true. I've done it for a version of every show we recap like jacks is suddenly like Yeah Do your gifts now everyone So so then it's like okay, so as as it starts to like come to the final end here Lexi gets up to give a speech, you know because it is for the Mcbeth collection thing

And so this is Lexi's speech and its entirety. Hello, hello, hello. So then Marge gets up to do her speech. This literally just Lexi's saying hello three times. And she turns into Margaret. So Margaret's like, you know what, I start my business at the kitchen table with like no money, okay, just me and Magician, okay, and a few condoms on the side. And I've been very blessed, okay, the person that I have to thank the most, the one I want to thank the most, the side from Joe, Joe number one, and for Jan, it's Magician, Magician, Magician, and Joe. You know, it's Magician.

Magician. Okay, I'm thanking everyone, I want to thank Joe, I want to thank Joe. I want to thank Joe Gorgas. Joe Gorgas. Let's talk about Joe Gorgas. I mean, that guy can fix anything with his dick. It's amazing. We had some bathroom grout that was coming down. I couldn't afford it.

I was getting sued. I said, Gorgas, come over here. You know what he did? Three sperms. No leaks. I'm telling you that right now. Amazing. Thank you, Joe Gorgas, come over here. You know what he did? Three sperms, no leaks. I'm telling you that right now. Amazing, thank you, Gorgah.

Rosanna and Rosanna, thank you. Rosanna, Prasanna, Mary, Mary. Rosanna, Rosemary. I was a driver. Uber driver. Marty, why not? Marty, he needs anything right now. You know what I'm saying?

Anyone? My mother, who unfortunately, let me just say, I had to raise myself, because my mother was a drunk. God knows, she's running out. One time I said, Mom, it's a problem. You're gonna take a picture. She had a guy sticking her ear. Like it was the craziest thing I've ever seen.

So I'd like to thank my mother for never being there. And showing me that women can be just as terrible parents as men. So thank you, mother. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. So thank you, mother, I thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And thank you for that great advice for telling me

I should put a wheel on my clothes. Thank you, mom. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. So after her mom's like, thank you, mom. Thank you for sweet and thing. Make sense, and they don't kiss.

What the fuck? What am I talking about? I don't know. I liked it, though., what am I talking about? I don't know, I liked it though. Um, so what am I even saying? Don't worry, it's almost the end. I was like, and then they're making out. Wait a minute.

I'm like still in the Gorgah household. So then, uh, Marge and her mom have like a nice little talk. So then Dolores is like, okay, you know what? Listen, everything was great tonight, March. I'm very proud of you. I'm very proud of your absentee mother who ended up doing a great job. She raised the daughter, her stola will. I don't know this story. Here's what I'm saying. The guys, you know what? Good luck in the Jersey Shore because the guy, Joe Gorgher just came up to Bill and said, you got

to bang your wife more. Who does that? Who does that? Who does that? You don't talk to a man like that. You know what? It's Frank's fault. Frank's fault. And that's pretty much it for this episode.

We just get it. The end of the verse, eh. But it's all coming back to me now. Thank you guys. We love you so much. Thank you for coming out for coming. Good night everyone. Thank you for this, guys. Good night. Thank you very much. Wish I had a Delta to throw out somebody's hand. I'm gonna ride the fire My brain lost, it's gonna be your brand of mouth I'm gonna set your fire on fire Time to back in my head Hit me

Come on, come on Check it out, feel it I'm not ready Check it out, feel it Look at my king, all dressed in red High, come on, come on Hit me Check it out, I'm gonna see you That you want to know this, he can do it

Shocking, moving, I know Talking about him, I know Ain't no, I know, I know Kicking, moving, I know Shocking, moving, I know Shocking, moving, I know Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch Your Crappens, Add Free on Amazon Music

Download the Amazon Music app today. Or you can listen to add free with Wondry Plus in Apple Podcasts before you go tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at Wondry.com slash survey.