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Episode Date: April 14, 2022

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And I just love that that's a scandal on real housewives. Like she lied about her no surgery to make her husband look better. You can't make this set up, I love this. Well, I would appreciate it if you would say you got that in Turkey Yeah, far far away from here. So anyway, so let's go on to this episode The episode begins with this is a little bit surprising. I'm a little I was surprised they included this footage because I was concerned we wouldn't get any more of it, but. Yeah.

It's moving day time to move. That's moving day. Yeah. And Teresa being just manically happy, or maniacally, really, both work, trying to convince everybody and herself that she's so happy to move, you know what I'm saying? It's moving, man, man you know, she's like,

now we have seen Theresa packing Ford 97 God damn hours this season. Has she met one thing? No, Theresa is not packed anything. Every door she opens is packed. She's one of those people. I knew she was going to do this walking around the house, pointing at the movers. You know, she's not paying, because she's saying she's gonna show their moving truck on the TV, so she's probably paying them $5 and not tipping, because it's Teresa. And you know, she's just walking around opening drawers, like, I want all this stuff. She literally opens the junk drawer in the kitchen and goes, I'm not this stuff. Yeah, every single thing. But also, when you hire movers to move your stuff for you, you're supposed to be like a walk through the day before anyway.

So she's just now being excessive because she should have already pointed out the things that she wanted to, you know, packed up. But yeah, she's like crazy. Every single thing, she's like pointing at everything. Like I want that back up. And that back up. And that back up.

I'm like so basically everything but the piano to me so just say everything but the piano. Well, yeah, she points out all the stuff that they're not taking as well. And I realized, yes, she kind of has to tell the movers, I guess at some point. But I think that she's bragging. I think it's like Theresa bragging like, what they want that? They want the table. Yes, right.

I think that I'm I mean, but there's no considering how much talk there's been about this move. There's been remarkably little calling that's happened. It's like they decided to call right now because Reese is like, Adriana, you want these LED lights? I'm like, you're the only deciding

on the LED lights right now. This was sort of a decision about the LED lights should have been made a week ago. LED lights. He's not doing set. It's just very typical. All she cared about was going through the bows from like 20 years, you know. So, um, Gia asked the question, we're all asking, Mom, where are you squealing?

Where are you squeal screaming? What's wrong with you? Slimbing, smoking, gammalama. Ah. So then we see what else is going on in New Jersey. Basically, Evan is trying to conscript his daughter into cleaning the grill and she won't do it. And then Jen's son is like slam dunkin' a basketball and has like this little door frame basketball hoop and Jen

is like, she's like, how you gonna clean up your room? Come on, clean it up a chair with the slam dunk's mister. And then Dolores though, we wind up with Dolores where Frank is finally moving in for the second time in the series history. Welcome home Frank Katania, which is going to be my new favorite peanut special. Like I liked welcome home Snoopy, but I think welcome home Frank Katania, that's really going to be the one that worms into my heart.

They all have an irrational fear of this big lump moving into the peanuts worlds, but then learn to just love being spit all over. It's a big challenging in its moment. Yeah, the teachers can be like, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, Frank. I know, it is kind of delurious.

The whole episode I opened with it previously and delurious just goes, I refuse to let this summer end without a vacation. Wah, wah, wah. Wow, wow. You're really selling that one. So welcome home, Frank is here. And he's like, and then a little Frankie comes out and he's like, hey, there, let me help you with your luggage.

And then we get something I don't think we've ever heard before, which really gives to show you these shows can top themselves over and over. And that is the sound of Frankie's laugh. What the fuck, Frankie Jr. Don't ever laugh. Now I see why this guy just stands there shirtless. This is what happens when you day the guy that that's gorgeous. You just keep looking for faults and then you say something funny, and you hear. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It's kind of funny. So then he has this giving Frank a little Frankie, stuff to take upstairs.

And the horse is like, oh Frank, what is this? Don't ever wear this again. Throw it right in the gobb. It's basically a green suit from 1994. So they're all laughing. And Frank, come on, the law. Double press is coming back. Hey, listen, if double press doesn't come back,

it doesn't matter. I'm still gonna stick my face in if you know what know what I'm saying, ha ha ha, the law. Hey, if you're gonna get four new boobs, the least I could do is appreciate my two old ones. All right. You know, when I have my part making comments like Frank, like even I don't have the same body as I did in 1994. Like all the parts have changed.

You're not keeping your suits. Okay. It is funny. That is funny that he still wants to wear the same suit from 94. I had a double-presseded jacket. Maybe it was even a little suit for my apartment. My mom made me get a double-presseded one. She's like, they're in style Benjamin. So that's what I always think of. I always think of my apartments for when people wear double-presseded lasers. It's a little insight into my life. I just think double-breasting was like the best way to advertise anything, really, because it's like you're advertising to guys

and you're just saying double-breasted. They're like, I'm in. But also, people don't understand the struggle of big, bigger people. You know, I'm not big in the same way. Like Frank is big in the way that he eats a lot of protein and makes effort in life. I just eat a lot and make no effort. So I get that it's different.

But finding a suit that fits you when you're big is you're gonna hold onto that shit, okay? It's like you can tell who the first person I ever knew who died was because I have a suit from that year. You know, like that's it. It's all in getting. This is when I went to the Magic Castle because that's the only time I ever bought a jacket, you know.

Well, Frank moves into his room. He's like, hey, D'la, little baby D'la, what's that, what's that in the corner? And Gabby's like, oh, that's Chin's Chinchi or Chin'si. Chinch Blood, Sweat, and Heels. Remember Rocky? That was what's her face is, Chinchilla named after Barack Obama? Remember that crazy lady? I loved her so much. I'm blank at Mika.

She had a Chinchilla that was like right in the middle of the living room. Anyway, so this is a new Chinchilla, a new Bravo, a new chapter in the world of Bravo Chinchillas. And frankly, wait, why do I have a Jean-Gilla's room? Ha, ha, ha, what's going on with this door? To lose, Jean-Gilla. But doesn't it make you wonder what they're doing with these animals? I mean, they're going to such an extreme effort

to not personalize the animals or to not bond with them. Like, you have a Jean-Gilla named Chinchy, a dog named Dog. Are you just growing them for like healing stem cells? Like what are you taking from the animals? Cause it's getting weird at this point. There's like cow, cow, my chin, chelid, chin, she, my dog, dog, and my Frank, Frank. They're very, I mean, they literally named their, their baby son Frank. Like what do we call our, our look, this is like a little Frank, while we call it Frank also. Like they're just their literalists in this family. They really are.

Oh, so she's talking about how crazy it is with the kids living with Frank. I've never lived with Frank before, you know, and then we see the clip of the kids saying, no boats, no host. Dad. I then Frank says something very disturbing about the chinchilla. He goes, you know what? By when a time it's gonna be a penis warmer. I'm like, are you threatening to have sex with the chinchilla, Frank? Like, what was, I think that joke got away from you, Frank. I know now that he's like a comedian, he's, I noticed he's been like upping his joke game a lot more, but that one I was like, uh, I don't know if I,

the, I'm, I'm, I'm struggling trying to put the link of like a chinchilla as your penis rumor or like, were you gonna skin the chinchilla and make a little chinchilla condom? I don't understand it, but I do know one thing I was watching this with Dom and fun fact, Dom was actually an animal, animal sciences major in college. And so he had to deal with a lot of animals during that. And he dealt with chinchillas. And he said that chinchillas throw their urine when they're upset. And I thought this is the most appropriate animal for this show, especially for Frank Chinchill.

And the animal just throwing its own urine at Frank Patania. It's like Frank and Chinchy coming soon on TBS. An animal just throwing its own urine at Frank Tatania. It's like Frank and Frank and Chinchy coming soon on TBS. We don't character's the law. Don't they have chinchilla coats? Isn't that a thing? Don't they make like chinchilla coats? It is. Yeah, I would be afraid to be a chinchilla in real housewives in New Jersey.

I can't believe it's even legal to sell them there. Because you know, there's many a girl, you know, with a like Catillian, Catillian coming up in Jersey. I'm sorry. That was funny. I was just trying to leave him a formal with a with a bit of a christening or something coming up. Well, you know, it's money's money. But the Lord does have a chin shell.

The woman for if we can just get it off Frank's penis. No, it's a penis woman to loss. So he goes, honestly, I'm really, really excited. I have no doubt in my mind that this is going to make our family even more excited, even the chinchilla. It's already throwing its pee at me. Feel like, feel like old times. Well, listen, I don't think you're going to get that much trouble before we go to Nashville

on a couple of days. I don't know if you've heard, but I'm not letting this summer end without a vacation. Look how excited I am for vacation, Frank. It's all over my face. Like the year of the train. You know, like the train chiller you're in on your cheeks right now. Well, let's find finally Frank has someone throwing some bodily flutes back at him. You know, now you understand how the rest of us feel every time you talk, sir. So she knows Tracy the realtor and Tracy's hooking you up with the house.

Tracy the realtor. I'm not sure she's from Tenefly. I'm assuming not because her name is nowhere near Serena. Yeah. I'm excited to meet Tracy, the realtor. Yeah. I'm excited too. Very happy for her. And Delores has Delores has some for some reason, some weird bit of optimism where she says, you know, it's a little stressful because of what's going on with Margaret and Teresa, but you know, Teresa just a little stressful because of what's going on with Margaret and Teresa. But Teresa just moved in with Louie. So I think she's in a better place now and she'll be in a better place than when they lost so each other.

Like what? That is never in the history of the world ever worse with Teresa. Teresa does not naturally get into a better place with someone just because something like a little bit of time has passed. This will take three years to sort out. I think the only time it's really helped Teresa

moving in with people. The only time that's ever helped her relationships was actual jail. Because members, she came out of prison like, I mean so many nice friends. I learned how to make lives out of two washes. I made a pie, Joel. Like she came out with friends for life from jail,

but I don't think it's ever worked with a band. But you know what? Time will tell, although not looking great so far. Yeah, not looking great. So speaking of Theresa moving, we then go back to the house where she's now bar- again, barking everything. We got to take this, we got to take this, we got to take this. And then, how Gabriella's like- Did she say we got to tape the comforter onto the bed?

I think she did. She might have. I'm sticking with it. She said, I ain't going to take that comin' on the bed. Or maybe she said we got to take that comforter. She probably said my comforter. Take it. But maybe she meant like the act,

maybe she said we got to tape it, like so that way we take it. Tape it to take it, you know? I don't know, I thought about it for too long. I was like, that's actually a really good idea because it sucks when you get into a new place and you have to put betting on, you know, just take the shit to the bed,

you get there and at least your bed's made. I think I've had movers do that before because you know, when movers move mattresses, they like, they swaddle those mattresses. They just like, they get that plastic out and they're like, you know, it's like, and they basically make a Margaret noise. Like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, and that mattress comes out like covered in like so much plastic.

It's like a larger wood and return of the king for a nice deep cut. Lord of the Rings reference, if you know what I'm saying. Wow. Yeah, wow. Yeah, the old number of things. So or dexter, you know what I'm saying. Wow. Yeah, wow. The only number that says that. So, or Dexter. You know, it's like a scene in Dexter. So then she hasn't packed anything,

LOL, there's my note. So she's like, they want that, they want that, but you know, oh my God, what was the last time you saw the house, Gios? I'm talking about the new house and she's like, uh, the last time I saw the house, G.Y.S. I'm talking about the new house and she's like, uh, the last time I saw the house was when school was starting.

And so Teresa's like, she's like, oh, well, we decorate a lot of it. We put in 60% more Buddhist statues, yeah. So I'm sure it's beautiful. Ma. I'm sure it's beautiful, ma. Heh heh heh. Commershues. Here comes one right now. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle.

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names are coming to our house warm it. I know man Joe Kristen did already like not you Conchristin it and was like ha ha ha ha ha ha We supposed to fuck in the fire because that is what she just said to do, right? Yeah. I then liked him setting a Christmas tree, all the all the usual stuff. So then Teresa's like, you know what kids go off your energy. So if they see that their mom's happy, they go off of my vibe. And if they see that their mom turned into tick. They go off that and I do.

So I'll do all the above. I know. She's like, her kids are my kids are just like me. And that's why they keep signing for packages that are being delivered to the wrong house. Yeah. You got to stop to this, ma'am. Yeah. So then like now the house is finally fully empty as they do like a group hug in the living room like right by the piano

And the editors are like one more montage and they show like a montage of like the kids at the piano The kids on this sofa like they're just trying to get in every last little montage They can that they and you know that and next week It's gonna be like, wow, I can't believe we're living in this new house. It's hard to forget the old house though.

And you know they're gonna do another montage of the old house, you know it's gonna happen. Oh yeah, it's never gonna end. Audria and I have my favorite question. Just cause Audria and I have a line. I love Audria and I'm sure she goes, hey man, why am I gonna do with my bedsheets? Pack them? Just throw them into the end and see where they land. Of course you are.

Adriana is like, wait a minute because of course everyone else is getting their shit packed up and Adriana's bedroom, their whole room is still there. She think, wait a second. What about my bed sheets man? So then we go over to trees tree and the girls driving. We're not going to escape these these people. Okay. Oh, here we are with three in the girls driving now. Oh my god. Look, that was our house. Remember, we lived in the house.

You're in the driveway now. No, no, no, you're in the driveway. Can you believe we packed it in everything? The heart thing for me was my closet. I was like, please don't have a flashback to the packing like we because knowing this show, there could be it'll be like dramatic music from five minutes ago packing the closet. But um, so this show, by the way, I want to say this scene because it's, it's Teresa driving in her car with Melania, they're driving to the new house.

These producers need to do a better job with their continuity. Okay, this was so blatantly a pickup scene. I don't know if you noticed this, Ronnie. It was snowing. It was snowing out there. It was snow on the ground. They said, like you said, a million times, we have to go to Nashville before the summer ends.

Was there some freak snow storm that happened in August? I don't think so. It was snow on the ground all over the place. It wasn't just like a little, it was everywhere. I was like, this is lazy right now. This is real lazy. I mean, it was really bad. I mean, at one point there to stop flight

and you'd look to their right and there's like a mall center with little kids lined up to sit on his life. Like, come on man, guys. I know you got to reshoot things. I know you got to do this stuff to make the story make sense, but like, do it inside or something or tint the windows or do extreme close-ups.

This is just sloppy. I need to know the specific time of year that Melania decided to do that to her eyebrows. I guess. I get that I'm getting older too and there's just things I don't understand. Like Amanda from Summer House had some weird eyebrows. Like where she combed her eyebrows and we're like sticking up like a Guy Fieri version of eyebrows.

And I learned that those are called laminated brows and those are things that I guess people are doing. And Mulani has this a little older. I guess is this the threaded? I forget what they're called, but they're... It looks like magic markers. They just drew on the eyes. I probably see what, like those, those wide,

magic markers, you can only get it in art supply shop. Yes. And I know that everybody's doing it, but you, you, everybody looks stupid. Stop doing that. You guys look crazy. Look fucking crazy. Stop.

And I like that. Her eyebrows did it just for the car ride. And they went back the way they were. So they arrived. Yeah. So, Okay, so, So,

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She's like, all we got to do is unpack and I just felt so bad for those moving guys because you know Teresa is not doing shit. They're gonna have to follow this lady around going Yeah, and also like all you have to do is unpack. You have like this huge mansion that you have done pack. That's a process, ma'am. Do you know how much paper is going to be everywhere? That's what it is. That's what unpacking is for moving. It's collapsing boxes and trying to figure out what the heck to do with all that moving paper. It's just like it piles up. It's a disaster. Okay. Anyway, I don't know why I'm. I don't know why I'm expecting to restateicipate a situation, but you know, whatever so anyway, she's not doing it anyway She's she's not doing any of this so then Teresa gets a call from And she's like I'm in the car with my money. I'm this is like oh, hi

Monia is like, oh, hi, my money. My money is like, my is so annoying that she has to do the same dripper. Yeah, get get back on the pole, make me some pizza, your troll. So Teresa, Teresa's like, she's like, how's it going? How's the move going? And Teresa's like, it's going, you know, how it is, you know, how many times have you moved? And she's like, probably a hundred We like the time it for whenever Antonia's doing something special in school, you know Well, I mean it's fine. I know I got to be my mom grit and like every time we together she talks about Louis You know because we're moving in together that there is all guys

So you better calm down with Margaret because I really want to have a nice trip. Nashville trip, it's just hilarious because Melissa's like, well, I hope you come down with Margaret because I really want to have a nice trip. I'm like, okay, Melissa, stop selling it. And Teresa's like, yeah, let's hope that she behaves. Thanks guys, thanks for that, that wonderful bit of acting. So then we pull up to Teresa's new house. We're at some Teresa's old house. Yeah. It's just another terrible McMatchin castle. It's like McMatchin castle themed. Yeah. That she's moving into. Yeah, it's just another generic

McMatchin. It actually looks kind of like Melissa and Joe's old house. And they're walking through the rooms. There's Buddhas everywhere. And then, and we learned that Louise Sun son is gonna live with them, et cetera. And the thing that I think bothered me the most about this new house was that fridge in the kitchen because they're like, Louis makes a whole bit of like, hey guys, look what's in the fridge. Nothing. And then they opened up.

The fridge is like mirrored on the outside, but also like double wire and they opened it up. It looks like some strange wardrobe. I just rejected it, just flat out. I was like, I was so happy to move on from the angel wing doors, but now we have this fridge. It's like we just made a lateral move into awfulness. The lion, the witch, and the refrigerator. Now there is some fiction lightly based on Christianity

that I could get into. I mean, do you know how religious I would be if that were the name of that book, the lion, the witch, and the refrigerator? By the law of the town. And a magical world. So Louis Jr. is there, and he is so glad to have other people in the house this

work it you know it's like when a really lonely pet you finally bring home like a little friend for them and they're just never the same. They're like oh thank God just rolling on their backs you know that is how he is he's like oh my God thank you guys are here and Louise like okay, you okay son, you okay? He's like, yeah, okay. Yeah, I'm okay, I'm better than okay. Thank God you guys see what he does to me, right? I have a very important question. Okay, can we get a ruling on how Louise name is spelled?

Because I thought it was Louis L U I S. His son's name is spelled L OO-U-I-E. And a closed captioning, Bravo's closed captioning spells Louis, L-O-U-I-E. And then if I do a Google search, people magazine call spells at L-O-U-I-E. Us magazine spells at L-U-I-S. This is really bothering me now.

And I honestly, it really, like I need to get an answer because I, if it really is the dad is Louis L. U. I. S. and the son is Louis L. O. U. I. E. That's a little odd to me. It's like, it's like Frank Sinia and Frank Junia, but Frank Junia is spelled F. R. A. and Q.U-E. Like, I need to know. I need to get to the bottom of this. It is, I think it's spelled Louis L-U-I-S, which normally people, I believe say Louis for that name,

so that's a little confusing, but then closed captioning changed it. Change it it. You guys have to show us, I'm going to say I him a screen grab or something. And that's what the guy says. And tells us one way. And then I think that you know,

Theresa just will change whatever just to make it easier. So she's probably like, you just got spilling on that. So now it's now. Well, guess what? By the way, during the search, I just learned that, I'm sorry,

but during this search, I learned that Louis Sun, Louis is, let me see, he's got like a, he's special needs. So I'm sorry. I'm saying he's so excited for people to be there. I didn't know that. I wasn't being able to. Oh, I thought that was his other son. It doesn't matter.

Listen, we're always going to be an accidental dick about things that we shouldn't be accidentally dickish about. But so the other thing I just sent Ronnie from Bravo TV, they're YouTube, they have a video that says, Louis quote, Louis, Rue-Ellis, I don't know how to say this last time, Rue-Ellis, Rue-Ellis, Rue-Ellis. But the point is this,

Bravo says, Louis, L-U-I-S, then in quotes, Louis, L-O-U.I.E. So like his name is spelled Louis, but his nickname is Louis and his son is named Louis, but based off the nickname. Like this is really driving me crazy right now. Yeah, it's hard because Daily Mail says Teresa and L.U.I.S

did alongside their daughters, Giacapriela Melania, Adriana and his son, Louis L.O.U.I.S. did alongside their daughters, G.I.K.A.B.R.L.A.L.A.L.A.D. Adriana and his son, Louis L.O.U.I.E. So, you know what? I need consistency. I don't see. This has to be like the thing that's about no idea what to tell you.

I don't, you know, like the Instagram video, the stories of narcissism, the stories of him being a sex addict, stories of abuse terrible. But this, this takes the cake. The inconsistency with Louis and Louis. And you're right. You know, looking at how to spell someone's name

comes up with all this information. You're right, the sun with autism, I believe, is Nicholas, not Louis. So you know, this is just why don't we just not do any more of this recap? You don't talk, I think it's my major in. I know, I know, but geez, I just, you know, I'm apologizing early before next week,

but then it's like every corner I turn, there's something else. So, listen, it would not be a water pump. So if we did not royally step in shit, okay? If we did not put our foot in our mouths and just like Just embarrass ourselves for the rest of our lives, okay? So you know it wasn't you didn't we know we didn't mean anything by it. We know you didn't mean it So let's see so Teresa is like

We like talking about one I'm called Nana every night and I'm not because I've been a single mom. All right. And Louis's been a single mom too, or so. Yeah, so now they're gonna get to single mom too. So now they're gonna, you know, it'll be lots of, you know, pizza up and times, you know? And so then they're all looking at the rooms.

And Gabriella is like really excited. Maybe it turns out that all this time Gabriella just has had a tiny room. And that's why she's always so quiet in this room. Because now she's like, oh my god, this is great. Thank you so much, mom. This is amazing. I can't wait to tell all my friends.

Like my friend Jan, my friend Lisa, my friend Maria. I'm going to call them up right now. And I'm going to tell them. And then mom, after that we're going to go to the movies, it's like, whoa, Gabriella, you were talking. Who are you? Who are you talking? Who are you even? Yeah.

And then Teresa is trying to please her even more because she's already got this huge room and Teresa goes, Yo, I can't get on the other end, right? It's gonna be a glass shower. You know, like she's still promising her more things in her room. Yeah. So then we go to Gia's room and Teresa has gotten a 90-foot tall mirror. Like it's the biggest mirror I've ever seen. And she's like, this is what my God, you're my God. And G.S.

like, well, it's definitely going to take a little bit of time, adjusting to our new house because like, it's not easy leaving our childhood home. At the same time, it's nice to see my mom so in love and so happy. And I think that as time goes on we're really going to enjoy living in our new house. I'm like, Gia, also you're like 20, you're not gonna be like, you're not gonna be in there much longer. So, um, so then, um, so now basically the Louie's like, Hey, hey guys, can I show you guys something outside? Come on, come on to the back, you're on, uh, uh, uh. So they go outside and there's like, again, just, just Buddha's everywhere.

And Louie's like, This is the biggest warning. Whenever somebody has this much, like, Look, it's Buddha, I love Buddha, because I'm such's booed. I love booed Because I'm such a calm person. I got booed is everywhere They're everywhere out here. There's one over there there They were at every point of the north southwest east north south east west. Look. It's a ball It's a ball in the center of the yard and water comes out of it because water is like you know water is life

You know that right? Okay, that's the person with angry issues, for sure. It's like this person just stopped carjacking two years ago. So it's like, I want to do something special for you. You know, I want to be as perfect as perfect as perfect can be for you, because you deserve that. But above, but you have everything. So it's hard to find something that's extra unique. Other than this, and he like reveals a flagstone

It says like says Semper in CMA like always together, which is something no dedication to parents of course She's like ah You know, I know Louis in his heart sees my family as his family and my daughters feel that he also sees my bank account as his bank account because his bank account my bank account is my family too. So like we have one big bank account family. Yeah, you know, at the beginning of the season, everybody's like, Teresa, what about the prenapp? I mean, aren't you worried this guy's using you? And she's like, nah, he got more than me. What are you using me for? His work is got way more than me and of course already the stories are coming out like Louis

In debt 19 $3 trillion or whatever they've been it's like typical Oh, and in case all those booties and the little Zen fountain weren't Enough of a warning that this guy is a fucking disaster The dog is biting him. Yeah, he's a cool good watch my legs with this a fucking disaster, the dog is biting him. He's like, oh, I gotta watch my legs with this dog around, right? And the dog hates him. Dog.

And how many people do you need to tell you, run? Exactly. Don't we always see it in the movies, like in the scary movies, when someone's like secretly a demon, that the dog is always the one that sniffs it out first, right? Yes. And in life. But then we watched the rest of this episode, and I'm it out first, right? Yes. And in life. But then we watch the rest of this episode, and I'm like, well, it's not like Teresa's really some princess either.

Like Teresa's not really a big win either. Okay, unless you just like paying for Kalamari that nobody gets to eat. So then we go over to Melissa and Joe packing for Nashville. This is when we find out that Melissa does not have a very firm grasp on US geography. She's like, so Nashville, is that like in the West or something? You know, Nashville, I mean, yes, the great Western Claves. You know, Nashville at the foothills of the Rocky Mountains. Poor Melissa. You know, I've always thought, why do people hate Melissa and love Joe so much?

Well, I don't know the people hate Melissa. Why do I hate Melissa and love Joe? Because they, they're both doves, you know, I think that Joe is literally a dodo word. And I think Melissa is smarter than she's pretending. She just thinks it's fun to pretend to be stupid. And it makes me crazy. It's like, this is what, why are you so proud of being a moron? Like, why is this what you picked?

If you're gonna fake a personality, you could fake anything. Why pretend to be a fucking idiot, you know? Yeah, don't, where's the Nashville? I don't know. She might also just be an idiot, you never know. So then we see Jen and Bill packing. And as you said last week, Bill is once again sitting on the little sofa, the little thing at the

foot of the bed. What's that called again? That little... He loves the sofa couch. I just call it the sofa couch, but he's always leaning back on it like, hmm, we packing again. I love these packing scenes. Mmm, mmm, mmm. Love sitting on those. Mmm, so they're just like packing. And then Margaret is, Margaret and Joe are packing also, and Joe has a cowboy hat on. Joe, Joe, that's, that's backwards, okay. First of all, that's my hat. Second of all, it doesn't fit in your head. Okay, you've got a fat head, all right?

Look, I got the C-film hat for you. I can't watch you with this one instead, Joe. Come on, come on come on your fat is head you your head is fat compared to mine by the way there's so then back at Jen and Bills she's like wow you know I'm gonna look sick here gosh now I need to take my Chanel belt and you're like well I don't know about Chanel how about something more authentic hmm she's like, what's my authentic Chanel? I don't know the answer to that question, to be honest, it's one of those

existential questions that somehow just like tumbles out of this show. Then over at Dolores and Frank's, so another continuity issue, which is basically Dolores heading up the staircase, which suddenly has a railing, even though when Frank moved in, there was still no railing. But suddenly the railing has appeared out of nowhere. And Dolores's like, Frank, it's like a little twist on the... Dolor, where are you? Now it's a Frank. Where are you? I'm up here, Dolor, I'm up here, I'm gonna... You're in splash on my face by my penis warmer. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You can bring wall like a cowboy hat No, I had a dream last night we were doing a live show we're recapping Jersey and then Louis was there and he like Like we were making fun of the gym he goes to and he like stood up

Okay, okay, I think you guys are getting a little bit in the weeds right now for going out loud And he like totally killed the energy of the room and it was like weird. And then I woke up. So guys, Luis is total heckler. I'm just saying that right now. And using waiter terminology, I love it. He's like, you can't even the weeds, all right?

You guys got too many tables, all right? Turn them and burn them, guys. Turn them and burn them. So now, Jack, you know what I'm saying? Where are we doing our Louis versus Louis Second discussion. We're like, hey, how do you spell Louis? Somehow that did not reach my subconscious. So then so Jackie So then Jack and Evan are packing now and Jackie's like, well, at the last time

that we were in Nashville, it was like five years ago, and we celebrated a 10 year anniversary there. It's could be a much different experience at time because that's, we all remember 10, five years ago. Wow, I was a rager. I was raging. Wow, keg stands and beer and such because we were just a hard drinking couple. Am I right, everyone? God, party times. Can't wait to do more THANF kegs. So then margin back to margin Joe, she's like, I still can't believe that. Ruth and me to resist spin to me.

Okay, Joe. And then we see that if she had my leggings on, I asked why I didn't give her some lines. And Joe's, you know, just doing his job. He's just like, that's crazy. It's just crazy. She's like, wow. I mean, it's not right. It's not right. It's like, yeah, you know, you saw a treat me like, shit, we saw it. We all saw it. Margie. I mean, Lewis name is being dragged on social media every day.

I don't think there's anything wrong with being concerned, okay Joe? Tell me there's nothing wrong with it, okay? Merry Christmas my little babushka. Mom, we'll pretend to get some. I got back downstairs. Jesus Christ, and the woman turned 75 and then joined the upside and even didn't think anymore to her, go, get out.

Listen, I want to enjoy a nice trip with my friends, but if Margaret truly wants to be friends with Teresa, Margaret has to understand that there's things that you just don't touch on or touch or get no clear. You just don't just don't talk to Teresa. Just stay away from her. Give 50 yard distance with her. Okay. And at least Frank is kind of sticking up for a marriage because he's like, well, maybe three to God understand the

Margaret's different toll. She got to have to with Margaret. She's acting like we have a lot of people. They both have to understand each other. Exactly. Oh, Frank, the chinchilla peed on you again, didn't it? Okay, he has a towel. I was talking about you in the chinchilla peed on you again, didn't it? Okay, here's the towel. I was talking about you and the chinchilla, Frank. All right, work it out. Cynthia seems very upset. So Teresa's like,

well, I'm gonna be at good sport and I'm gonna, because of the loris, but once you cross me, I'm kind of like, I got a bad taste in my mouth at this. And I thought with my friend but Margaret's intentions are not good and then we said yeah, I see that And she's just working herself up where she's squeal yelling already and they're just packing you know She's a nb But I bring decadent energy towards her I don't want him around you want to

Just like mouth like wide open, just doing that quick, bling, bling, bling, bling. So we know that this is what happens with Teresa. She decides she's gonna scream at somebody and throw shit at somebody, and this is how she is. She just gets herself worked up. The other person doesn't even have to do anything at all, which is what happens today.

Good thing, good to see those budas and meditation zones are really working in the new house. So then Jackie, Jackie meanwhile is like very stuck because she wants to support Margaret, but she also doesn't want to, she just doesn't want to deal with Teresa because she's concerned that's gonna impact her eating

and trying to get through that process. So Melissa and Joe are talking, oh, I just want to get along. And Joe's doing this. Well, good luck with that. I just hope we don't got a fight. You know, I hate fighting. I don't like seeing women's fighting. You know, if a woman's gonna fight, it's gotta be a man that'll let her go fuck herself, right? Like that's how it works. So she's like, you know, I just don't understand like white Teresa can never get along with my friends. Uh, cause you keep bringing people to go for Teresa. And yeah, proxy was obvious. Yes. It's called a proxy war. So now, um, we, uh, we get to, we, everyone goes the

airport and they all fly off to Nashville. And like in Nashville, Margaret and I guess Teresa see each other for the first time. In the airport and Margaret says, hi, I'm like, well, I'm going to say hi to Teresa, even though I think she's an asshole. Okay, I'm not going to set this vacation off on a bad foot. Okay, we already had so many delays because of a nori-reaster. I mean, because we were coming from the Northeast. It's totally summertime. So she's like hi to Lisa and she's like, so then they get in fans and, I'm a bullsharing. So she's already going off.

And then in the other van, the new Bravo spin off, the other van. Delores is asking Margaret how things are with Teresa. Wait, no, no, she's asking Teresa how it is with Margaret. Sorry. And she's like, yeah, she said hi, but she's talking my, my boyfriend's back and I ain't gonna talk to her

But this is what you have so like I'm not gonna let her imitate me. I'm not gonna let her to meditate me I'm gonna Dirt it take you know what I mean back this draw back this draw And then meanwhile, uh, Joe Gorgas like, wow, check this out. It's Nashville. And Melissa goes, what's state are we in? And Evan is like Tennessee. Just repair.

That's what state you're fucking in. Okay. Margas, you're not in Kansas anymore. Uh, you know what, I take back that joke because now I'm going to confuse you even more because we never were in Kansas. No, Melissa, we never were in Kansas. Nope. Can't. That's Florida that you're pointing out at the map. That's not Kansas. Okay. This is a disaster. I don't think anyone's going to Kansas. I mean, if anything, they jarr

us so that they could see through and see our pretty faces coming out. You're fucking hopeless. You're making us so they're like the cajinius, okay. This is mean of all traces in the other van, like. And metadata, she ain't gonna do the baby. Hey, she ain't gonna metadata. Ah. So then they pull up to the rental house, the Airbnb. And so the realtors there, this is Chris.

This is Tracy's friend, Chris. And Mark is like, oh, this is gorgeous. This is Chris. This is Tracy's friend Chris and Margaret. Oh, this is gorgeous. Oh, Chris. Okay. Guess what? Chris and I know each other for so many years. Okay, years ago, I was regular and morning shows, you know, the famously Macbeth quarterly, they did a new show. I was on there every day with the Macbeth collection. We shared a TV agent. We did the morning show TV short. We did the morning TV show circuit all the time. And I bet she is.

She's a realtor. What a small world. Here it is. I've grown on to become a celebrity of sorts. And here she is doing it at BNB. It's exciting. Here we are, both on TV. Get a safe TV agent, getting us back

into wherever the hell we are doing whatever it is we're doing now. OK. And as they drive up, Treesy goes, Oh my God, look at that house, babe. It reminds me of the color our house guys. Great Teresa. It's a fucking gray house in a world of gray homes. Okay. Yeah. So, um, Treesy is like, wow, what a spread, isn't that? Look at this place. And Melissa's like, yeah, Margaret knows everyone everywhere. Can't wait for Teresa to say that 97 times coming up soon. Seriously.

So Chris suggested they go to a place called Nashville Underground because there's a mechanical bull there. And Jack is like, oh my god, I want to write the mechanical bull because you know, party time's sororities, you know. And we was like, oh my god, I want to write the mechanical bull because you know, party time sororities, you know? And Louise's like, oh, will she write the bull? Oh, oh'm gonna I think you guys should go to this place It's got a mechanical ball and Dolores goes can you get his reservations? Call me crazy. I don't think you're gonna need them. Okay, so place the ass of mechanical bowl, okay It's a Melissa goes Joe not everything is about your penis,

which causes the way to go again. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I'm all right. And everyone's like, come on Teresa. Like you don't get to just call the main bedroom, you know, she's like, uh-huh, cause there's Louis first time to that. Every year it's fucking something with Teresa. She's always got a reason that she gets the main bedroom, right? And so everyone's like, fuck her, but they give it to her. And that's the show for you. Well, cause the Lord's already promised it.

The Lord's had already promised it to to to Teresa and Louie So shit, I'll say miss it. Most of all said yeah What is Lou why is Louie need the I have a question when it was Jackie and Jen's first season Did they get the master bedrooms ever because it was their first trip to no I don't understand this whole thing like We don't make out if you're fucking Teresa. Yeah. It's only Teresa. So then they start kind of squawking about the bedroom a little and Marge is like, why would they need it? I mean, they see each other every second of every day. I mean, they have more sex to that. That's their prize. Now they also get the massive bitch. I mean, come on. And then outside just doing this whole like I just hate drama.

You know what I mean? Like, you know, you know, the sounds of places where got lots of dogs, you know, and the dogs are like barking at each other, you know, like you're coming and there's not one dog, not even two dogs, but like maybe three dogs. And then the dogs are like barking at each other. You know guys, maybe four dogs, Maybe there's four dogs in there. They're barking. That's what it sounds like. I'm like, uh oh, someone's been working on that set. You know what I'm saying?

Shopping it like a knife. Day in and day out. I love when guys do that shit. And it's like, you know, you were the one who was like made a scene at a christening and you were the one who like tackled your brother-in-law in like ups in New York. You know, I just this whole idea like, hey women, they're so crazy, just always squawk and I'm like, we're barking, so it's no different.

You're the one, it's causing, you're the one starting a fight with a woman and then crying about it on camera all season. Okay, sir. You're also the one spoiler alert who walks off the reunion set crying. So, yeah. There you go. I mean, going out like little dogs, like little dogs. So then, yeah. So then, Melissa's mad that she's like,

oh my god, I'm so mad that you like Theresa, you and Louis get to go on so many vacations, you know, and she's like, what? We had a big on a vacation like two-witted months and you know, all there was last week. Oh, it was yesterday. We actually went out a little. We went to Bummuyu to Yassat. Actually, we're going to go on a vacation from this vacation. Yeah, but it's been a long time. So they start going to look at their rooms and it's so shady that Melissa gets the room with a baby crib because her big, fake baby story. Maybe this season I'm going to look at their rooms and it's so shady that Melissa gets the room with the baby crib because her big, big baby story.

Maybe this season I'm going to have a baby. They're like, put her in the baby crib room. Did she get stuck with the bathroom? Did she get stuck with the bathroom on girl's trip also? Wasn't she in the kids room there with Kyle? Maybe not. Yeah, she was in the tiny basement room or whatever that she had to share with Kyle. I don't remember if it was a kid's room.

It's just like some small room. So Margaret, yeah, but Margaret and Joe are also in a kid's room which is very funny. So then down, like the guy and me, while the guys, for all of like Joe, going to be like, hey, these women, they're so immature, you know, they're like dogs going at a buck and these little women,

me and all the guys just like regressed a childhood. They all go running around bouncing on a trampoline. They're all bouncing on a trampoline and they're running downstairs to the basketball court, just being like little kids playing with the old toys. So then Trey and Janet Jack, you're talking one of the rooms.

And Janet's like, oh, we should all get seven of you on that bubble Teresa. We can all use some of that. She's in there looking Teresa's cornhole. And Teresa's like, yes, speaking on my mama Jackie, you know, was you okay at the base walking because you wasn't walking? Yeah.

And Jackie's like, to who? And she goes to me. And Jackie's like, well, you know, I'm so close with Marvara. And so Jackie again says that like, you know, she just doesn't, she doesn't want to get into it with Teresa because Teresa's just been so vicious to her and she doesn't want to trigger her eating disorder again. So Teresa's like, you know, you say you're really smart. You say you're really smart.

I am really smart and a part of you, but I'm also very smart. She's, well, don't you think that what's going on with Louis is so black and white? Like, it's whoever that followed that blogger and every time something big would happen with us, something will come out. And who will bring this out? It was Margaret. I'm like, what is this strange logic?

Like something that was like everywhere. And Margaret printed out. Did Margaret plant police reports from multiple people about Louis getting violent did Margaret get an article in people magazine for the lady who ran across America in a wedding dress to call Louis a narcissistic whatever like whatever the term in like the narcissistic groom or whatever the hell that was no No one made it Teresa, okay? People reading the news and talking about what's in the news is not a crime, okay?

Yeah. The crime is in the news. Yeah, I think it's fair to ask these questions. So, but Teresa has like now concocted this conspiracy in her mind and the more she thinks about it, the more it becomes real, which is like a sad commentary on so many different things in our present and society. Right, and she let's get away.

The argument is all this shit was coming out with Louis and you insisted on bringing it up on national TV to make me look stupid. The end, but also this is something that's kind of like why are you still talking about it? You're making this so much worse for yourself. Like every day, you're bringing up these stories. Every single episode, this would have ended a month ago if you weren't still blabbing on about it every day.

Yeah, so now Teresa is convinced that Margaret's talking to a blogger and Jack is like, no way, you know, you're so full of conspiracy theories and I think you're getting yourself into a spiral. I mean, where's the love bubble? Bring the love bubble back, but now Teresa is like, she is intentionally riling herself up. It's almost like she is deriving joy from getting this angry. But I'm feeling my guy. Oh, okay, there is a reliable source. Okay. You married Joju, nice. You went to prison. You were friends with

Danielle. Like, how many times does your gut have to be wrong before you just put a rubber band on that bullshit? Yeah, what I mean shut it up. So then meanwhile downstairs, Joe Gorgas like, hey, what's going on and Tiki's like, they're fine. Oh man, that's crazy. Women, am I right? Women. That's crazy women. Am I right women? Yeah, they're really sure to get Joe Gorgas distaste for women's fighting in this episode. Every time they cut to Joe, he's like, Yeah, women in the yapping. Am I right?

Yeah. So Teresa is still, you know, doing her Margaret talking to bloggers. Yes, way. And Jackie goes, that's crazy. And then she's doing like the crazy fingers around her temples. So then Teresa gets really mad and starts doing a backwards.

She goes, ah, yes, way. Oh, it's a crazy finger off. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Jackie's like, if you want a pedal conspiracy theory, then you're going to have to do it on your own. How do you ride a conspiracy theory at what? Like, conspiracy theories have petals? No, I'm not gonna even bother explaining the word petal to you right now, Teresa.

You guys gotta clear the air! I'm only clearing, I live in Jersey, alright? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! So then Evan's like, hey, I brought the luggage up. Hey, Jackie, can I show you the luggage? Oh, Evan, I know I'm not gonna have sex with you right now. I did my hair already. God, I love just being a wacky, wacky couple. So then Jackie, Jackie Margin show we're talking. And Jackie's like, well, she came up and she said

that you're a lizard person who's leaking stuff to the press and possibly eat babies at brunch with Hillary Clinton. So I don't know what you want to do with that. Uh-huh. Wait, what is she- wait, she's saying vicious stuff about me, like what's going on? She's like, I mean, this is- this is- she's a fucking nutcase, okay? She never says that she'd again, that's it. Okay, I'm gonna go full-modge on her, okay?

She said that, so she really needs this's a little new getting some chocolate and calm. It's become the perfect coffee cream. You know what I'm saying. So Teresa is, you know, getting yourself riled up with Louis down. She said, my baby, my God, my God, is that baby my right? Because she keeps coming in of the years. But she said again, she has said nothing. She has not, I don't know where you're coming from.

And there was like, this woman pokes a hole in everybody's life. She knows what she's doing. And Teresa's like, yeah, that's what pisses me off. She knows what she's doing. So then Margaret, Margaret pulls her Joe aside and is like, okay, guess what? Jackie just told me something downstairs.

Okay, she said that Theresa thinks I'm the one leaking all this shit to Louis. I'm just like, you know, Joe was standing right there when Jackie told you. I know. But he just sticks with his lines. He's like, that's terrible. We heard it, you know, I'm with you, Margie. It's like he was standing right there. He's already heard it. Then we go to the getting ready montage.

They're all getting ready and Bill calls Jen and he's like, hello! That looks beautiful from the outside. Wait a second, are you here, baby? He's like, yes, oh, mmm. And so she goes down up into the door and he walks in and goes, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Dr. Bills here. And Louis High Fiving Tree, who's just gotten dressed in her western outfit. And she's like, you like cowboys?

Well, sure do. What a welcome. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. And then Jen and Villa and cowboy hats. And she's like, how does changing? Cause there's a new sheriff in town. Mmm. And she's like, how does it change? Because there's a new shirt in town. So then the gathering and the kitchen and Marjka's Dolores, you have been working out.

Your legs look amazing Dolores because I have not. Okay, I have one question for you. How are you writing a bull? Second question. Do you know how to get jinchillis thanes out of a shirt? Just one doing. Does something smell around here? I don't want to be weird, right?

It's like cat pee, right? I don't know, it was something. So then Joe's like, well, look, Bill's back. It's great to have the wolf pack real night, right? The wolf pack. I don't think all themselves the wolf pack is so hilarious, because you got joby there. Like cute little joby, like, yeah, wolf pack, go. So he's like, hey, we got some moonshine here. Want some moonshine? You know, hopefully the girls can take a page out of the abook and stop with this nonsense, huh?

I'm like, didn't your book just get into a fight where all its pages almost just fell apart? You literally just said that Wolf Fack is back together. I think, as if you hadn't had your own, you know, mandroma for three weeks. Yes. So then, um um the vans and Teresa's like My god haven't heard that since you know homes prom coming So they are in downtown Nashville or whatever like music row and

So they are in downtown Nashville or whatever, like music row and Marge's like, this is my kind of town. Why? I don't really know. But this light's, this sidewalks, this streets, I'm loving it so far. And I love the way the light catches the snow falling. I mean the hot August air because it's August right now. Okay. So they get to the place with the mechanical ball or shall I say, a place with a mechanical ball.

You know this is not the only one. So the Laura says, we've got reservations for 14 completely polite people who cannot wait to be polite in your restaurant. And then the waitress comes over and does a hard sell in their Paloma. She's like, y'all have to try our grapefruit Paloma, which by the way, I think the great fruit part of it is redundant. She's like, but y'all have to try our grapefruit Paloma.

It's literally in a big cowboy hat glass. You all have to see it. So you get two of them and guess what? As far as I could tell, we never even saw the frickin' glass cowboy hat. Like, how, how could they do that to us? Question mark. Well, I think they probably told the waitress. This is surreal housewives of New Jersey.

You're not serving them to gigantic glass cowboy hats. Okay. And there's not a fight. The very least Teresa is going to be wearing one out. Okay. Just bring a just bring a plastic cup and tell Teresa this is what they used to wear in the old West. Oh, that's cool.

The Loris Gus, this is the best barbecue in the world they say. Yes, I'm sure it is. So it's time to ride the bull and some Melissa gets on first and Frank is like, nah, yeah, now she's getting a little what feels like to ride a real man. Ha ha ha, high five anyway. High five. High five. I know. I know. I know. I got. Cool. Can I just take a moment before we start going at the who needs to be arrested tonight and who doesn't? I've got my eyes on this bull guy. This bull guy is a dick, okay?

This is the bull guy. You get on the bowl and it's like she clearly went to this bar. I was like, so they do this hilarious thing. We're at slow and they go, see you later and you turn it up, watch, I'm gonna do it. It will be hilarious. Because now seeing Heather DeBro's violent bull riding technique or bull controlling technique, it's clear she was like trying to be as funny as those guys.

And she just comes off as just fully evil. Yeah, so so everybody's taking their turn on the ball and Dolorescu's I know my place in this world. It's not on a ball. This cost money. It's just like doesn't up and down of her body. She's like every single thing on me is paid for. There's no fucking way I'm getting on a ball. And then Jackie gets on and just gets flung off immediately. Just goes like a face plate into the cushions. And it's like, whoa.

And then Margaret's like, are you fucking crazy? I'm not gonna get on that. I'm like, listen, I'm delicate. Flower. Okay, the Beth Collection's not gonna design itself. Okay, so guess what, I'm not gonna go on, all right? Listen, this is, I'm wearing a beautiful dress and I don't want anything possible to happen to it, okay?

Cause know what would be even worse would be if someone threw a bright red drink on it, but thankfully that will clearly not happen tonight, okay? Ridiclasty establishment. Frank is bigger than the damn bull. I mean, he looks like the guy with the Infinity Rings going to a bull place, like you. I don't think I've ever seen a mechanical bowl that was scared until now, but the mechanical

bowl was like, please don't. I'm getting on your bowl and I'm in my double breasted suit to do it. All right. Frank, you have to get on the bowl, not just embrace it from behind. Oh, I thought this was totally different challenge. Okay, nevermind. So let's see. At first, it looks like Gorgas gonna win because Gorgas has those.

Yeah, Gorgas has those kind of stripper moves or whatever. And then he also does 12 seconds. And he also does the proper way, which is that you're supposed to have one hand in the air and one hand on the bull by the way. I Mean is that the proper way? That's what we see on TV. I don't know if it's a proper way or not. That's the I've learned that that's a proper way for watching strippers do it So is it proper or not? I don't really know. I think that's what you're supposed to do I think it's actually better for you to do it that way because then you can redistribute your weight

But you know when you're on that thing you always want to hold on both hands Yeah, I literally I mean I grew up in Texas. So I hate I hate this whole thing Okay, so I still remember the smell of the rodeo not good. It's not not well bitch. That's how I'm doing So Melissa's like wow this is the first time I've seen my husband so proud of Brighton something for all of 12 seconds. Ah! Ah!

Like, Louis in the background, just cracking up again. So then, Louis, he just gets flung off in like five seconds. And then Evan won't go on. He's like, bro, percidus. I'm not going to go on, bro, percidus. But then, so it looks like, as you were starting to say before, it looked like Gorgas totally going to win this thing, but we forgot Tiki Barber, Tiki Barbers there. And just so funny, because Tiki's whole vibe on this show is that he always looks so bored. And he's also like a little buttoned up. So you forget that he's like a top to your athlete. And so he just goes on there and he's like,

he's on for like 14 seconds before he gets to run off. Right? 14 bro. Whoa. Da. Wow. The last thing that something lasted 14 seconds was when Jinchi do his urine on me for 14 seconds.

Right. Wow. That was a long time. I felt like we're taking the shower. I'm just like, I quite enjoy it. I'm writing Tiki Baba. I'm here. Watching Tiki.

I'm a Tiki. Oh my God, Tiki Baba. So then they all said to them eating. They all said to eat. And Gorgah's like, hey, Tiki, did you hear me? I was like, Tiki. Great toy, great toy, Joe. So, well, this is nice. Everyone's having fun. No one's fighting. And you know, tomorrow, gentlemen, we're going to be on a boat. And it's gonna be a nice lake. We don't have to worry about waves like

last time. No waves. And Dolores goes, yeah, last time, last time, ha, ha, ha, no waves. And Dolores goes, yeah, last time, last time Bill was on a boat, you had to carry him back in. Don't do that to him again, even though it was hilarious. Look, look at me laughing uncontrollably right now. Ha, ha, ha. So Melissa's like Nashville is home to amazing musicians. So I was thinking we could go to a recording studio and sit all over the musicians' faces. Why would you do, this is so the bachelor where they're like we're in Nashville, we're all gonna record a love song together.

I want you to write romantic lyrics for the bachelor. And then they have the inevitable breaking down moment where they're like oh my god, I don't know how to rhyme things. I'm never going to find love. I did not realize anything about did that on that show. That's hilarious. Oh yeah. So Teresa's like, I'm really not into singing whatever. And like, that's actually a good thing. I don't think we need to hear Teresa, you know, letting her vocal to any sort of track. I don't think we need to hear Teresa, letting her vocal to any sort of track.

Well, they're backing up because Melissa wants to go because she had a music career, guys, or has, it's just on pause, so, so not forget. I'm sad, I'm just sad, I'm just sad. Which we get to see. So Marge is like,

but I'll go, I can be a backup singer, like Diana Lois, okay, Diana Hearing Lois, okay, can I can be a backup singer like Diana loss. Okay, Diana hearing loss. Okay, can't wait. And Teresa's like, yeah, you're going to do that. Yeah, I don't want to go. Sorry.

Yeah. And so Marcus is like rolling her eyes like, uh, and Teresa is like, what the fuck? That's fine. So then there's like shots that come and, uh, Marcus, I could you believe I've never been to Nashville, which is shocking because it's so my city This is my kind of town am I right everyone and Jackie's like yeah, by the way How do you know Tracy's friend just will I know everyone? I know everyone which of course you know is just gonna trigger to recent or her latest rant Yes, cuz they're like you know everybody right March that I sure do

Yes, because they're like, you know everybody right, Marge? Like, I sure do. It's like, yeah, every time you know everybody, right, right, like you talk to 12 victims, Harry, all right. And Marge does. Oh, yeah, so you're saying I know everybody because I supposedly spread these really, really, really, so much she's trying to say to me that.

And Marge gives her like the cilantro swivel head, where she like swivels around and but like when you when you like swivels her head like she's already like picking the cilantro over to you like So yeah, she knows right Teresa's like not subtle at all everybody knows that Teresa is gonna do this at dinner. You're just waiting for the moment Teresa is gonna do it, right? Yeah. So, uh, she's like, yeah, because every time we have a major talk, so I'm gonna come down and you pretended didn't exist. What talks you? What are you even talking about Teresa? You're such a fucking hack. Okay. Like Teresa might as well come out and just start singing like Donkos saying Just like shut up get a new song. It's old your violent moron shit is old Also the old I Boo your violence. The other thing is that like what Margaret brought up she was like what's the deal with the video and then the other thing was like what's

you know I've heard stories about abuse but like that's I mean it's not like every time they they they talk that Margaret brings us up but Teresa is just acting like a lunatic at this point. So she's like, you're talking to people in his past. She's like, why would I talk to people in his past? She's like, I'm sure you inserted yourself like she's created this whole narrative in her head. And now she's she fully believes it. And she's accusing Margaret of these things. And she's like, Margaret's like, how would I know anything about Louis?

Okay. She was, well, maybe someone from his best contact you. She's like, why would they contact me? You're ridiculous right now. They didn't contact her. They contacted people magazine. Okay. Yeah. No one's going to the middle man in this situation. Okay. Did Marge Ghost deal the phone of the ex who gave that video to the internet. No, I mean, give me a fucking break. So, um, Trees is like, what the contact you, because you know, everybody, a very much knows everybody. But also, okay, so if someone's gonna be messy enough to say, hey, you should,

here's some gossip about Louis. Why would they go to Margaret, who as far as we can tell, you know, Margaret has always been a friend of Teresa. gossip about Louis. Why would they go to Margaret who, as far as we can tell, you know, Margaret has always been a friend of Teresa. She has actually been relatively loyal to her, despite some cracks in the past. You would think people would bring that stuff to Jackie of all people or Melissa of all people. It doesn't make sense why people would bring into Margaret to start up against Teresa. Well, I don't know, but this is what Margaret gets for her whole, oh, you told Dan the other

pull my hair, whatever. It's what I went to the bridge. No, you don't forgive people like Teresa, okay? You keep toxic fuckers like that just out completely. So she's like, whatever, Teresa, and Teresa's like, you have spread in Rome and if I want for you, this rumor won't be out there. If Louis wasn't fucking up, you say if this rumor won't be out there. If Louie wasn't fucking up, you say, if this rumor wouldn't be out there,

what are you talking about? And the only evidence that we've seen is that Louie is a compulsive fucking liar, because when asked about this video, which you say she never says anything to your face, when she was saying it to your Ad Louie's face, Louie just completely lied, and we all saw the video. He was like, well, guys, you know, that was a chick that, you know, this toxic, thirsty girl

who was just, I was trying to break up with her and she wouldn't have it cut to the video. Please marry me. I just want to be a good husband to you. Like, it's truly the exact opposite of breaking up with someone. So, so Margaret's like, where is this old coming from? I've always defended her and now she's sitting this horrible story and I'm like trying to hurt her, that hurts me, okay? Like a done spread room is that I and said and don't use spread room is that I spread room is and Teresa's like, Betty's the true, they've been one for you, it won't

be out. And Margaret just looks at me and goes, you know what? You're a sick, disgusting liar. At which point, Teresa just sort of stares for a few seconds to try to parse out the syllables. With her heavy blinking and her mouth wide open, just like, this is an interruption of the emergency broadcast system. her upshed of the emergency broadcast system. And then she just pushes all the cups like she's at Dave and Buster. She just pushes them across the table at marm. She pushes them and then starts like slapping everything on the table off the table with her arm.

This is what I'm saying. I'm like, you're just such a hat. Get a new fucking move. It's so old Theresa. I mean, my god, it was fun the first five times. Okay, I'll give you that But this is just sad now, okay? Here's Teresa with another fucking toxic ass man being violent But I do have to say I love that Teresa's dropped her whole. I'm a changed woman after prison bullshit I never bought that in the first place, but anyway carry on so then Joe is boy

Joe is like what are you doing? Oh, what are you doing? What are you doing? And Lou is like hey take it easy Yeah, disgusting. Let's get my purse come on This is the way you act and this is the way you act Luckily you're not you're not still on parole Theresa. And she's like, fuck you, you white trash fucking whore, you disgusting white trash bitch. Let's go.

Fuck you. You better fit, say the fuck out of my face. This is extreme. Marge never said anything to you. Keep lying to me. Keep lying. Yeah, so she's like, I love that Theresa's like, get the fuck out of my face. I'm not in your face I'm to reason like down the stairs case. Yeah, like this like get out of my face. I'm literally on a different floor from you right now

Okay, you idiot Teresa's being blocked by security from like running at marge going Yeah, you better stay out of my face and marge is just like you know like you're trying to save the last count little Calamari off the table like yeah, I'm not gonna let this get ruined, but the plastic cup Paloma. Okay, this is insane. Joe, this one's dry, have this one, Joe. You can have this one, Joe.

So Teresa's just like raving and she's like, Get that beat, that white trash beat, get out of my face. Frankie, what just happened? I don't even know what just happened. What, what just happened? It was a jingel, a jingel, a loose. And Margaret's like, you know what, I called't even know what just happened. What what just happened? It was a jingelah jingelah loose and harvests like you know

I called it a sick disgusting fucking liar and Frankus well that that is that is so unprovoked This is all so unprovoked for the wedges. I'm not So Teresa screaming the C word still she's still the stairs screaming you white trash fucking seaword at Teresa and Joe and Melissa walk her downstairs or whatever. And Dolores goes, now listen, I have no idea what just happens, but I came with them. So I'm going to leave with Dolores's transportation rules to friendship. We were in the same fan. I got to be on her side. Okay. It's the transportation rules of friendship. We were in the same fan. I got to be on her side. Okay. It's the transportation

rules of Madison. She really has these very strange like rules of, you know, what you have to say, I'm not choosing sides. I'm not choosing sides. I'm like, no, you're not. Listen, this woman just played it. You can sit right here. She's like, I wish I could stay with you. But we know first rule of writing in a van. the venue come in at the venue, leave in it just has to be that way. I'm sorry, Mark, right? It just has to be. So Marga's not having that. She's like, well, you're one of my best friends. We talk on the phone five times a day and you're still pulling this shit with Teresa. And she's like, yeah, you know what? Same van, same van. So then Frank is like, oh, come on, we're hosts of this event.

We are hosts. So she goes, you know what, Frank? You're correct. I'll stay. Yeah. Frank finally talks to Majors. Oh, you know what, I forgot hosting rules, supersede van rules.

Very difficult sometimes to figure out what's what. Thank God he's a lawyer formally. The only way this could have been more difficult if we were hosting this party on the van that I took wetsurisa here. But you know what, that's another day. All right, that's another season. So Teresa is now at the bar on the first level still screaming. She's a white trash effing seaword. Amalus is like, stop talking like this. I mean, where even are we literally anybody? Where are we?

Teresa is like, I don't like a tone. She wants to come at me. I'm coming at you 20 times harder. Hey, someone say something about coming. Hey, no one can come fucking 20 times harder than me. You know, I've already proved that to you a couple of times. Let's go again. Um, by the way, March didn't say anything to you.

Yeah, except that you're sick, disgusting liar after you yelled at her for 10 minutes. Yeah. So then, um, let's be going back and forth, heading back and forth. Marge is like, oh, that's acceptable. And then Teresa's like, she needs a line of last and I'm gonna beat the crap out of that bitch. And then starts talking herself up even more and then starts running up the stairs to go beat up Marge. And Marge is like, I'm gonna tell you something. Okay, she's a thug and an animal and then Teresa comes like a running up to stare

She's like white trash fucking seaward So Margaret's like you know what fuck you you better stay the wait stay away from me, okay? Fuck you discussing pop piece of shit that you want And joke worker goes after her cuz come on cuz you did this already This is old you did this time. I'm this. Come on. This is old. You did this time. You don't have to do it again. Marge is like, what is this?

The mob, what is she threatening me? Yeah, it's the mafia who is too dumped to even make money because I don't know how to do percentages. It's like Teresa writing a mob. Yeah. I'm going to protect you. If you give me 10 cents, everything, all right. Just like living on 50 cents a week from all the stores. She's hustling

Yeah, so Jen's like guys, you know, I'm sorry, but you know I have to go talk to Teresa, right? Sorry So she goes The loyalty on this show is so bizarre so So she goes down to be with Teresa. So some Alyssa, Joe, Bill, and what's her buttons? All on Teresa's van to go home. Yeah, and Teresa is still just like, Ranting, she's like, I'm done with her.

That's it, I'm done with her. I'm done with her. She's a filthy, disgusting, bad person. And Louise's like, yeah, but babe, why'd you go throw something at her and she's like why because I want to want to fucking take the whole fucking table smash you in her fucking face you know and must it's like you're acting crazy right now like yeah when you think I'm gonna sit there without white trash bitch you think I'm gonna sit there

without white trash bitch it's like oh my god someone just Medicaid her at this point you're all crazy for even putting up with this shit or following her going home with her on the van is so gross. Like what? Who else gets away with that? This should have called the police on her ass. I would have loved that. They should have called the police on her ass for getting violent. You guys aren't playing this game hard enough. March, I expect a police call next time. Danielle Stopped him on it.

Daniel Stopped did do it in the past to Ashley. Yeah, financial. Funtrisas gotta be stopped. So lame. I mean, both for your violence and just for your hacky ass TV work. Just enough. Yeah, Teresa's like, I don't want to be around it.

That's my opinion. It's my provocative. I don't need nobody to make my own decisions. It's my maraga news. It's my maraga. So then Frank is like, you know, that was, you know, what was the problem there? What was going on?

And Marjit's like, yeah, but yelling at you, the top of your lungs in a restaurant, calling me a CUNX Tuesday. And he's like, yeah, she wouldn't know, like that's a lot even for her. And Laura says like, no, because this is about her man. And that will cause her to go off the handle before anything. Frank, he's her lifeline. And Margaret, you can feel the way you feel, but you don't have to express it to her. Okay. She's not hearing it.

Whatever he is, maybe I don't know, but she can handle it just fine. To Recy can handle it just fine. Oh, okay. Okay. And then the second anything happens with this guy, Teresa is going to be like, why are you hard? Why didn't nobody tell me nobody got my back in this girl? Yeah, it's true. I mean, I like the lores is she's basically saying, listen, That's gross. Yeah, it's true. I mean, I like to lower this. She's basically saying, listen, you can think what you want to think,

but do what we all do. Just talk behind her back. Okay, it's much safer that way. But at the same time, Well, she's saying if he is a violent abuser, who cares, Teresa can take care of it. She can take care of herself. Like, okay.

But also, Marge didn't say anything about Louis. This is all not today. This is all old stuff that Teresa is bringing up today to yell about. Yeah, and Dolores goes, you know what, she can handle a lot worse than if even everything about Louis was true. And I was like, you know, there may be some truth to that.

I mean, Teresa has literally been to jail. I mean, she dealt with Joju Dice. She, she like will literally flip tables and throw shit in restaurants. It's like it's sort of like what you're saying before. It's not like Teresa's a walk in the park either. I mean, maybe they're just meant for each other. So then Teresa's still going off

and she's yelling in the van about, you know, she started it. I hate that bitch. I fucking see where see word and then she's like and we're going to a hotel that's it and then we go back to the bar and there is close up of any onsign that says good times and so Marge is like but you know I hope it works out for them to love bubble you know maybe she is happy that I don't think so because happy people don't act this way. Okay, happy people hope their composure Okay, and she just she can't hold her composure Yeah, oh hold on a second. I'm getting a text from Melissa Gorgas. She says where the hell am I?

Is this Chicago or not? Wait, but then she also says oh? Jesus leaving the house. She's staying in a hotel. Oh my God. Joe, Joe B. Oh my God. Wait, just get another text. It says this not a place called Mashville on the maps. So can someone please tell me is this a dream? Hold on, I'm saying another text. It says, it says, is this the grand canyon and I'm going to text back back that is a red lobster in Tennessee. Okay, there you go Melissa. So it feels like, well, that was not a year or a night. Trust me, I know.

So Joe Gork has all stressed out about everything and Melissa's like, gosh, I don't see this ending. Well, oh my God, I'm so upset. And then Theresa and Louie just get into the van and learn pajamas. Like, come on babe, let's go. And they just head off to a hotel somewhere in Nashville. Yep. Well, we will be continuing this very special Jersey. Theresa gets violent for the 80th time. Next week at our Grand Fin finale week of our hunky

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