Watch What Crappens - RHONJ: Private Eyes - They're Watching You

Episode Date: June 7, 2023

Part two of the Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E18) reunion brings more allegations of wrongdoing by private detectives.  And, of course, more denials.  Plus, a shirtless Louie paces backstage and rage-snacks on Cheetohs.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm Ben Mandelker. Joining me today is the wonderful and hilarious Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie, how's it going? Hi good. How are you? Fabulous fabulous fabulous. Wow. What another crazy episode of this New Jersey reunion. It is this bunkers. What is that? Why does I think I'm the only person who feels like every Jersey reunion is just like this. I don't really understand how this one is different yet, except now that Louis is coming out. Now that Louis is coming out, okay,

because now we have a guy who's like, I'm gonna ruin you all with his new teeth, his pout and pucker, his pucker and pout or rather, but he doesn't even, we come out yet this week, so we don't get it. So for me, it's just normal. Everyone being haters, you know, I love this show. He spends a lot of time. I'm sure it was on this episode, which is not something one normally says about our reunion show, but somehow we pulled it off, literally pulled it off.

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Super excited. Okay, there's only one more until the rest of the season is over. I'm going to be sad. I love Jersey. I'm going to really miss Jersey. Yeah, me too. I've really enjoyed this season. So the reunion picks up.

The cliffhanger from last week is Teresa declaring that Melissa and Joe were hanging out with Joe Judi's former business partner, the one who I guess squealed and, or sang. Sing, sang like a bird. And sent them to jail. And now Teresa has revised her longstanding theory that Caroline Manzo sent Joe and Teresa to jail. And now is saying is Joe and Melissa, who arezo sent Joe and Teresa to jail, and now is saying it's Joe and Melissa, who are the ones that sent them to jail.

At least that's what her theory is at the cliffhanger. It then changes over the course the next few minutes to be, you know, in classic Teresa fashion. And Caroline did do an interview. She was with her daughter, and they were doing an interview for something. You saw that, right, Ben? I did see. Yeah, a few weeks ago, right? Yeah. And she was saying, you know, I've literally said, I just took the fall for it, even though it wasn't me who did it, but I knew who

did it. I was in the room when they did it. Like, yeah, wonder why people keep blaming you. So weird. So apparently this is something, because you know, in real house laws of Salt Lake City we're like you don't just call the feds and then they come investigate whoever you want. But in Jersey you can, you can just call the feds you know. And I guess that the feds were already looking and it sounds like this person whoever it was I'm guessing customer service at Home Depot because we know that they're an enemy of Joe. Called and said I'll help you.

I'll get some evidence for you. Because Joe, Judeis, never paid them back alone that was owed. When they said, if you don't pay back this loan, I'm going to go to the feds. And Judeis said, yeah, go fuck yourself. Go for it. And so they did. And here we are. Yeah.

So Andy's like, said, you don't really think your brother and sister-in-law like turned you in and she's like, yeah, they hung out with people. I think I know I take it back when I said about Kevin and I man. So it was them to, okay, them to. Yeah, but you know, the thing they're responsible for you going to jail. I'm saying, I don't thing they're responsible for you going to jail. I don't think they're responsible Mom I Think that responsible for hanging out with people who helped my god for Christ's sake Teresa my god

She's hung out with you. She's responsible for hanging out with people who helped because she's hung out with you You helped as well you dodo bird people who helped because she's hung out with you. You helped as well, you dodo bird. Yeah, Melissa said we didn't do that. And he's like, so you were married to the person who was, he's like, by the way, you were married to the person who's responsible if you go into jail.

And she's like, yeah, and I spoke to the FBI. And so I had proof. I had proof. I had proof that she was hanging out with someone who spoke to the FBI because I spoke to the FBI. Okay, and I don't fuck with people who speak the FBI and I know this because I spoke the FBI And I'm like Andy this proof Andy 80 proof and I don't like the taste, but I love the effects of it

Pull me a stiff one someone from Ireland It's some of my own Here is what the Laura says reaction is because I can't tell if she's awake or asleep. She's sort of like one of those animals that does that. And the Laura goes, it's hard to believe. Okay, cool. Thanks, Laura. And Melissa's like, wait a minute,

you think we were hanging out with an ex partner of Joe's? How would we know him? Because you live in a town where literally everybody knows each other and your names are all Joe Frank or you know Frankie. Yeah. Yeah. I would you not know him. Okay. And Dolores goes, do I think a brother could do that to assist? No. Guys, can we just go back to the Bible? It's like literally the first chapter. Okay. It's brother and brother, but still let Let's go back. Just. Oh, that was what happened.

And he was trying not to, he was not trying to do it to me, but he was like trying to do it to my ex. And like, because he was hanging out with people who were like trying to do it to my ex and stuff. So like, it's like, he had to meet that, like my own family was like hanging out with people who was trying to hurt us and stuff as is. I'm a list of like,

waaaaaand, I'm like, she can't believe it. And she's like, yeah, I'm sad. And she's like, Matarisa, we didn't commit mortgage fraud. You did dull face. Just I didn't commit mortgage fraud. I mean, that was my husband with wrong taxes. That's what it was.

It was wrong taxes. That's what my husband, I'm ranked. And she's like, yeah, and after this ass, Jacqueline's gonna agree with this. And once he goes, oh yeah, Jacqueline really loves you. And Marjica's, oh yeah, you should see what Jacqueline said about you and then text Jackie Godchnighter.

Okay, basically, she's the new short court reporter, Jacqueline, okay. Yeah, so we see this text that Jacqueline sent to her. That was like, I know I shouldn't care about her arrogance voice and the fact that she gets away with so much after being a nasty asshole bothers me. She's a low life trash bucket. She's stupid, but also very calculating. Even with her two facelifts, I lift nose job, shave forehead, bowtocks, fillers, and new boobs. She's still so ugly and she thinks she's a goddess. Lull, I'm not bitter at all.

Lull, every time I see something on her, it irritates me all over again. She's infamous for being a dumb class as trainer act. She doesn't get it, but enough about my daughter. I wanna talk to you about Teresa. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Still having issues with her family. I don't know. It's like, if you fell petty guys, come on. And Teresa says, well, okay, well, Jacqueline's gonna come back for you, babe. She's gonna come back, babe. And Lurska's, oh, oh, sleep with one eye open.

Yeah. And Andy just laughs. And Lurska's, this is bad for you, Melissa. You're going down now. And Melissa's like, oh, yeah, this is your friend that you want to use against me. And Jacqueline also said said you look like trash. So whatever. She was, she said that she was all who I want too.

Ha. And he's like, I'm going to move on. Because Jacqueline Dorita never was compelling television. Hey, so let's talk about something else. I'm sorry, I just have to point this out because all week people have been like, oh my God, who said, who is Dolores saying you're going down to this is huge news Dolores is turning on Melissa It's been this huge thing all week and then we find out what it is and Dolores is just saying like oh you fucked with Jacqueline

Jacqueline's gonna bring you down. That's what she's saying Jacqueline's the scary one I want you guys really think Dolores was gonna change and be like, oh, you're going down. Let me tell you something. I know someone who installs garage doors, and if you ever need another garage door, you are gonna get a discount with the code word Dolores, bitch. All right.

So then to be as says like, Okay, I feel so much better. I'm cleansing all the energy, all the bad energy. And Andy's like, yeah, you're gonna walk out of here like you just took the biggest shit of your life. And Laura's goes, colonic. Gross. So Andy's like, all right, I want to shift gears

to olive oil. So what was it like doing a show with the two new two year old and a newborn and a really hairy person. And so we see Rachel Montage and she's like, you know, it was really challenging Andy. I don't have Andy, okay. And I would rather like someone else just like do the laundry and stuff because then that way I could spend time with my kids, you know, because you don't get that time back, Andy. And he's he's like, you're making me feel kind of guilty here. No, don't feel guilty.

She's read between the lines. She's saying she can't afford both the maid and the nanny. And she's not choosing the nanny over a maid. Okay, that's it. You can get the same nanny, the rest of us can afford. And iPad. Yeah, exactly. So Rachel's like, I'm sorry, Andy.

So then Emily, oh, yeah, sorry, Emily from in Paris says, which do you prefer? John with the wax move chest or John with the hairy lumber chest? And Rachel's like, oh, you know what, Andy? Smooth, smooth is what I prefer. You know, he shakes his whole body and from here down, he down he actually looks younger yeah especially when he puts like a ball of clav on his face thank god for Joe with that wax and Melissa's like I know he wants the hair off he goes yeah he lost a bunch of weight Andy and he shaved his whole body and looks really good wow that must

be fun to hug so Andy's like so was he just some second he looked fat on TV and she's like no no no he just so sick because he looked fat on TV? And she's like, no, no, no, he did it before the TV show even came out. He got it sucked out. And Dolores goes, oh my god, he got a live poll. I love that. I don't think I've ever seen Dolores smile that big on this show. She like to find me on someone. Maybe he can tell Paul is something about it. So Miley from Cyrus says, what did you think about Jennifer calling you out for a no-job when she clearly had one herself? And Jennifer's like, I was just bound in with her handy. One botched no-job to one fixed no-job.

He's like, you call it a fucked up no-job, Jen. She's, well, after she spun around a conversation, and I thought like you, Danielle, like you, I thought it was Carp and Talk. And she was like, what's with you and Dolores? And Rachel's like, I didn't even say that. And Jen goes, but that's how I remember it.

And this is reality television, where the only thing that matters is my truth. Yeah. That's the part of the story. I said, you know what? I said, have you ever watched the show before, baby? And she was like, no, not really. Rachel's like, um, no.

I said, I didn't say that because that's not true. Yes, you did. Bravo, level one, two, three, four. Yes, you did. That's a fake insta. Fake Finsta, I should say, which is sort of redundant. The double negative, which means it's actually a really count by saying it's a fake fence You know I'm saying baby. I

Don't do oxymoron fence the count and and I love that Rachel food You know I enjoy Rachel. I've enjoyed her I don't know if it's the husband effect because I also like Fura I think she's fine I think the general opinion of the of Rachel specifically is that she's kind of boring. So I love that her thinsta is that boring.

It's Bravo 1, Bravo lover 1, 2, 3, 4. Really? I mean, that's like your mom signing up for AOL, you know? And they're like, that name's not available. But we do have Ronda 1, 2, 3, 4. Just like, find it, just available. But we do have Rhonda1234. She's like, find it, fuck it, just do it. Just do it. Bravo, lover1234 at earthlink.net.

So Rachel's like, Jennifer, you went to my nose doctor to get your fucking nose fixed. Like a hypocritical? She tells me I've got a fucked up nose job and then she goes to my doctor. Oh yeah, she goes again. Twisting the truth like a nose. She's really good at doing this.

What I called her. I said, who did your nose? She told me who did the nose, but I said, oh my god. And then she got here for to fix my nose. I said, no thanks. I think I'm going to pass. I'm just going to do it. My own self, baby.

Let's see. Let's see. It's fixed. He tweaked you. He did tweak you. No, we did not. I have it on email. I'll give you the email, Andy. I'll give it to you. And he's like's like no gross. I'm just like he took out my chin. That's what he did

He did not fix my nose. I've had one nose job and then when I called you I was trying to give you context about my nose Thank you, right Some helpful context that's it. No, I love when someone calls me up to give me context So Rachel's like can you tell us something to make it a stop talking And it's like she'll run out of gas in a second and then I met you for two minutes. You think I'm stupid enough to then about her about to Laura's and Rachel's like But you did yes you did it's because well, I was given my perspective on the history because you told me you didn't watch the show

Which if you listen to that phrase that means that Jennifer's like oh you didn't watch the show. Which, if you listen to that phrase, that means that Jennifer's like, oh, you don't know the show. Well, let me tell you who's good and who's bad. She was trying to basically sway Rachel from the get-go. And she was like, is this my perspective? Because you didn't know. Yeah, but when it's her that's in trouble,

yeah, she has ways of spinning it. Like, it's my truth. Or, but that's how I feel. And, but that's just my perspective I'm sharing. Right. So then when, then we go to the adoption being finalized and he asked, like, so the birth mother spoke to some blogs and said, you were only doing all of this for the show.

And Laura's goes, wait, I just wanna say, I knew this girl, Rachel Fudah, a long time ago. She was in competitions with Frank. And at first, I thought I was on a bench next to a piece of beef jerky that was talking. And I said, honestly, after growing up in Patterson, I'd believe in her. So I spoke to the beef jerky. And she said she's trying to adopt a child's beef jerky. And that beef jerky turned out to be Rachel Fudah.

So just for the record, Rachel Fudah was planning on adopting that child. She's also dried out meat and she's delicious. So thank you very much. You know, at first I didn't even think she was beef jerky. I walked out to her and said, you know what, I'm such a big fan. I loved your work in Microsoft Office 98. You were a very helpful paper clip and she said,

that's not me. I said, I'm sorry. You were clearly part of the Oberto family of beef jerky. So is a little little confusion. But even then, I knew that paperclip wanted a little paperclip. So Rachel's like, well, allegedly one of the castmates here on the couches can give more information because apparently she was contacted because of Louis. And everyone's like, what? And Rachel goes, yeah, that's the info I was told. And Teresa's like, why, why, why would you say that?

And you know Teresa's lying? Well, she's opening her mouth at his Teresa. Yes. She's also smiling really big. Teresa smiles a really, really big when she lies. Yeah. And basically, yeah, like Louis' team got in touch with with Jaden's mom and then the mom reached out to Jaden and he wants nothing to do with her and Rachel's like watching the season back. It definitely makes sense.

You know, like Louise screaming a private investigator's name at us, like literally verbatim, that's what he said. Okay, we hold on. Okay, give it about 10 seconds for the word verbatim to process through Teresa's brain here for a moment. She's just in an older iOS one second. Okay, she got it. She thinks she said vegetable, but I think she still gets the point across. So Rachel's like, yeah, someone got information about what prison she was in, where she was,

and Louis tracked her down, and had somebody track her down. And he's like, but how did you find out it was Louis' team? And she's like, well, I was told from someone close to me. And Rachel's like, and he says, well, why would this happen? And Teresa's like, I got no idea what? What? I got no idea what's going on, and Rachel's like, and watching the season back definitely makes sense because like you screaming private investigators name it us,

like literally verbatim is that's what happened Andy. And Marcia's verbatim, verbatim, verbatim, the verbatim, anti. And she goes, oh yeah, we'll look who's talking, go on the cattle black, that's what she does. I'm like, what are you talking about? And Marcia's Theresa, I don't hire a private investigators. You know what I hire?

Someone to buy me Snickers Cream. And from the super market, that's what you call a good use of money Theresa. And Melissa goes, she doesn't look for it. It comes to her, okay? It's like, listen, I would never hire a private investigator. Never. And Theresa goes, well, you don't have the money too.

She's like, yeah, you don't got money to do it. And Melissa's like, oh, so you have the money to hire people to hurt us. Wow, great fucking catch. You got their Theresa, okay? So she got her definitely on that one. But I love that Teresa is bringing on this like, oh my God, Marge with her private investigators.

The stuff about Louis was in People Magazine. His ex was literally on People Magazine talking about Louis being an abusive asshole. She was the one who leaked all that stuff of Louis at the men camp, it shirtless, going crazy, which looks like he's repeating that performance backstage at the moment, by the way. No one needs a private investigator.

This shit's in people, lady. The whole point was that's like, oh my God, this stuff is everywhere Teresa, how are you doing? So Teresa's like, like, no, you started all Mark, right? You started everything last season. And Melissa's like, yeah, and you apologize to her. You said that she did nothing wrong.

Yeah, but I apologize for throwing everything on her in Nashville. And Melissa's like, oh my God, your story light's supposed to be Namaste and Teresa goes, don't take my line. Don't take my line. Because Melissa's like, oh my god, your story light's supposed to be Namaste and Trisika's don't take my line. Don't take my line because Melissa's going Namaste, Namaste, that's my line. And something, I'm like it's super classy. Melissa's like, Namaste, your asshole. Yeah, you're gonna stick it up, yeah, sold in.

And she goes, yeah, well, if I could find the Namaste, stick it right up my ass, all she goes, yeah, they got if I could find the Namaste, I'd stick it right up my ass, all she wants. Yeah, so I got up, yeah, I saw her now. Melissa just like decided to own the insults, and it's like very confusing to Teresa. Wait, wait, you want to stick it up your ass, oh, I don't understand. It's too really stupid people finding, you know. I pretty much sums up the past 13 years.

Commissions, here comes one right now. years. So then we welcome the two nice Jewish girls to the set Jackie and Jen Fessler. Jen Fessler's like, oh my God, can you say my name one more time? He's like, Jen Fessler. Thanks, Andy. I really appreciate that. So he's like, a feather, your transformation to the housewives universe is complete. I mean, it usually takes longer. You've got a whole new everything on you. And she's like, yeah, I got everything ready done. Andy, I got a new face. I got new boobs. I got my butt left it. Everything done. Andy, it's a combo. What if you didn't ask me back? Gotta get it done now.

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and I think she's pretty now. Like she doesn't look different. Yeah, she looks the same. I think it was actually, I think it was just that she kind of looked like refreshed or younger or whatever. So I think that she got really great work because she's not like,

she comes on with a brand new face, you know. Like, right, she didn't get like a Kardashian face. She got her own fish She's like I'm in here because I want to look like somebody you snow a name is Jen Fesla fuck Tony soprano Let's get it on record. Yeah, she didn't come on here looking like you'd be felt all of a sudden or you know I eat a tutorial so Well sonnet show like that'd be amazing

Somebody went to the plastic surgeon was like um could you pleasenet show. I was like, what wasn't that be amazing? If somebody went to the classic searching, was like, could you please give me the IEDA tutorial? That's what I- That's what I- That's what I- At least someone is. At least someone is, hopefully. A broader picture.

The last picture that was taken up are incidentally in 2001. Oh. Poor Ayyadacharro, where is she? Probably a home crying with seeing the crap in. Like what the fuck? She's like, I love this show. Fucking no.

I love this show. I can just tune out everything. And then almost none of the Ayyadacharro suddenly winds up on the... I don't know. I don't know how it's gonna happen. I'm sorry Ayyadacharro. You're one of us.

So, uh, fest, they ask about James Gandalfini and festers, like, well, I was surprised at how offended what people were about James Gandalfini. I mean, this old hag would actually have sex with James Gandalfini, well, so sorry, I was 21, so I was always a C-Hagnum, all right? I was hot back then. So, I think, and she says that people were upset

that James Gandalfini, you couldn't defend himself against this vicious rumor. And people die on strange hills. They really do. And Dolores is like, listen, I think he was punching up with you. I mean, you're gorgeous. Stop it. And Fester goes, well, you know the funny thing is, Andy.

The exit near my house is the rest stop. and it's the James Gandalfini rest stop. So I cry a little every time I pee there. Andy. The point is you all are dying on a hill of a man who's named after a rest stop, or vice versa. Either way, really people get over yourselves. So Andy's like, okay, well, hey, Jackie, you seem as healthy as can be.

You seem like you're radiating. And she's like, yeah, I just need a little bit of extra weight in my face. It just made me look younger. And he asked how she felt about coming back as a friend. And she says it was like difficult. And she was in recovery. She was just starting recovery when there was

talk about casting. And she wasn't in good place. But I then she gained a lot of weight in a short amount of time. And then she didn't feel good. And she didn't want to move backwards. But this was ultimately the best thing for her. and she got to write a book about it. So that was really important to her.

Yes. And she's been coming after people on Ozempic. So he's like, what's that about? Because everybody's on it. And she's like, well, it's not a problem to want to lose sway to Andy. It's just that being thin is addictive. And then once you lose the weight and then you want to keep it So you keep taking the stuff to not be thin, but then you but then

Once you stop taking those epic you gained it all back very quickly I'm like yeah, because it makes you not hungry So if you start taking it, I guess you get hungry again and I don't know but just a lot of rifts in the ozemic world It's huge right now. We're all fighting in the streets about it There's a lot of rifts in the ozempic world. It's huge right now. We're all fighting in the streets about it. So then that's pretty much all of Jackie. And he basically just got Jackie on to ask

his new favorite question next to you. Did you get new boobs, which is, are you on a zampic? Yeah, that's like his new favorite question. So then we move on to the Ireland trip. Yes, so he's like, well, it seemed like you guys all loved I had, oh yeah, the best cast trip that we've ever done. We only screened at each other for 96% of the time, instead

of 100% of the time. And so Andy's like, okay, so who's a better beer-chugger? And they're all, they all say Jackie. And okay, Doja from Katz says Melissa's stealing wine glasses, saying you wanted to drunk die your ex. do you even remember that night at all? And she's saying, I'm of course I remember Andy because I remember everything when I'm drunk. I mean, whatever, I was just having fun. And she's like, I'm my brother, I was okay with what you're saying, I'm an ex.

And she's like, oh my God, do you think I was being serious? Like in front of you, I'm really gonna be serious and say something so stupid. And she's like, ah, the brother, I grew up, you think I was being serious? Like in front of you, I'm really gonna be serious and say something so stupid. And she's like, ah, the bread on ancrop, what would be okay when I, it would be okay when I, Melissa's like, yeah, you know what,

you're twisting all of this fun lighthearted Steph Teresa. And she's like, in your ass, you're married with children. I mean, so, I mean, you can't be making drugs like that because you've got kids as in some homes as. I was like, you fucked your husband like that because you've got kids as in some homes as I was like you fucked your Husband on camera and you've got kids at home. Are you fucking kidding me? You got banged up against a tree at a wine at a winery you went to jail after your husband called you the C word on Television like I don't think you're tax fraud

So most of like she's like You call people see you next Tuesdays, like you have children, you should not say those words. And she's like, yeah, but I had a reason to call people that, because you know, she talked about my daughter. She talked to us, she talked about Jackie and the Coke thing.

And most of the like, well, I was tipsy and I was having a fun girl's night. Like, wait a minute, I put a good Bosch on it. It's funny, laugh. Ha, ha, ha, ha. And she's like, I was just in my opinion. She goes, if I wasn't gay and married, I would have said something to you on the boss.

Oh, okay, you're a better person because you were getting married. So you were being very polite. So Marj is like, oh my god, let's not read into it. I'm sorry to say reading this cast. I'm sorry, I know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, but you get the point.

And then she's like, oh, my grand, I'm so lost. Okay. And so Delores, like, well, I thought it was very funny, personally. Okay. Well, by the way, Teresa, what is the problem with male strippers? And Teresa's like, no, no, I don't listen. I mean, I'm into Channing, Tain, Tomin, Tomin, Naiman, Channing, Chalka, Stalka, Channing, was there names against? Oh, there's whacking music while Melissa just rolls her eyes, like wow, Theresa can't print out something. And so, Marge's like, maybe we should get this name first before we start talking about this, okay, you know, I might need the man to like strip off

a sweater with a whale on it at some point. Okay. It's not a fed chanting. All right. And Jen's like, I can love that movie. Magic Mike. And Melissa goes, oh, you watched Magic Mike and you're married. Oh my God. I don't think your husband's going to like that.

You're resusher. He knows because we watch it together. Like every time we watch it on my halfway through the movie angle Where's the magic She's waiting for a tiger to jump out I also like that to reason actually response to that sarcastic comment seriously. No, he knows I like Chan I'm on so then Louis meanwhile downstairs in on the street an escalator pulled up and Louis takes his head out like a literal dog driving down the highway

and someone's car and he's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I don't even know what he says. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like, yeah, I'm gonna be the stuff guy today. No one's gonna fuck with me today. I'm gonna be tough. I'm just gonna face God, his God is gonna cheat in there. I'm just doing the sniffing as he walks in like he smells some trouble. I smell some trouble. Now he's smacking his gum crazily and he's purple, which by the way, anybody watching this, I am purple this week. Okay, I got a little micro needling done myself,

which is why I look 10 years old. A purple 10 years. I look like a new world. Did you just say microbeodiddle? Did you just say microbeodiddle? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. So I am purple all week. I am a child, child like grimace this week, okay?

So yes, I am being an hypocrite. Literally, he walks in, he walks in, you know, Louis smack in his gum and all of this. Yeah. So then the other guys are in their dressing room going, Fudah, Fudah, Fudah! Davey is very, very, very, very.

And the Louis is like, so now they're like, there's dressing room one and dressing room two. And one dressing room is like Joe Gorgah and Frank and Fudah. And the other dressing room is the other guys and like Louis is changing but he gets to be, he's like shirtless and then he stops changing because he wants to go talk with the guys and then he remains shirtless for the rest of the episode until he finally comes out on stage. Which I feel like he was trying to do like a little bit of a flex. You know I'm in good shape guys.

Hey look at me I'm pretty hot right. I felt like it wasn't just like oh he was trying to do like a little bit of a flex. Like, you know, I'm in good shape, guys. Hey, look at me. I'm pretty hot, right? I felt like it wasn't just like, oh, he was just going to go there to talk. I felt like he was trying to show us Bobby and I resented it. Of course. Maybe you don't just talk around. I was at the end of the show because I'm TV on accident. Yeah, I only resented it because it made me feel insecure about my own fitness goals

that I'm failing to achieve. Well, look, let me tell you something. Louis used to have a weight problem. They're people, you know, or Dix, and they posted on TV as like some indictment of him, like, oh my God, people aren't allowed to lose weight. But the guy was a big guy, and he got really healthy. God knows how he did it, sucked it out, whatever he did, good for him. And so he's shirtless.

And let me tell you, I'm trying to lose weight and be very healthy myself these days. And if I ever lose enough weight to take off my shirt, I will be doing this show on YouTube without my shirt. You can buy shirts to that. I would look, I've just had proven a bad bod for 20 years. I have, I've skinny fat. What if we ended up like that? Because like I'm 47 right now. My birthday is at the end of the summer. So that's coming up. And I'm going to be 48. Okay, because that's how numbers work. And I'm going to be 50 soon, guys. That's very close. And what if I just decided that in my next part of life, I'm just going to be a muscle,

a muscle old, an old queen with muscles. I'm going to do it. What if I do? I'm going to start taking steroids and just be here shirtless every day. Just be like a Disney bear gay. Be like one of those bears. Like you'd be like a muscle gay, who like wears ears at Disney and then post pictures with other muscle gays and you just know they're all fucking later on

after that photo. Yes. Because they all do that. They all stand there together and they play like circuit music in the background and they do a little video montage. It's like, what an afternoon it is, for the sixth time in this week. We all have muscle bear friends and now we're going to have an orgy.

What if we do it? Let's do it. I would love to be a veteran. Oh my God. I would love to be a veteran. You know what I'm just, I'm not committed to steroids. I cannot, I'm not there at a place in my life where I want to take steroids. I don't think I'll ever be,

because I don't want to take steroids. But man, it would be great to take steroids and be a muscle guy. I'm just not there. I'm just not at that place where I want to put steroids in my body and do terrible things to my skin and potentially my demeanor. The last thing anyone needs is me

to have Royd rage on this podcast. I would love it. I've already got rage. I would love it. I've already got Rage. I would love to see what Royads would add to my Rage. Why not? I think it would be a disaster if I had Royad Rage. I feel like I'm just barely keeping my internal Rage in on the inside. I have to time when I watch these shows.

Yeah. Because I'm probably not leaving. It's probably not staying in. I'm like, guys, I'm doing such a good job of keeping my inner Rage in. Everyone's like, Ben, actually we've been meeting to tell you something. You're like bleeding from the eyes. You just don't see it.

I'm gonna look a little bit bad. Ben's got my little muscle. Anyway, I want my knee like, like little cuts all over his hand from just like, you know, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, nailing himself in the hand. So the guys are in the dressing room and they're gonna burst the niece, Cherry, right?

And then we comes in shirtless. And then Joe, Joe, Gore guys like, Hey, hey guys, you know what, I love you guys, huh? I don't know why I love you guys though. That's for sure. I don't know why I love you guys. Man Frank goes, huh, it's not like you got family to love. Whaa!

They all start laughing. Frank, the demise of this family. So Andy's like, well, the Jersey women certainly have a lot of way with words. Blah, blah, blah. Here's them saying things in a silly way. So we see a montage of them saying, you know, a fresh of breath air and bug a wolf and things like that. And so they come back and Andy's like, bug a wolf is a new one for me. And she's like, yeah, I got it from my best girlfriend in the entire world.

She's from Arkansas. They have a different language down there. I don't know if you know about it. She was like, next time you see that girl, you got to say, bug a wolf. And that's what I did. Her life bulb just went off and the let me tell you something my act just flowed through my veins and I said come on Muses what you're saying I just

laughed the word I just said Bugga Wolf baby well I've got to tell you I'm in really stuck with the audience stuck with me too when I watched it on television let me tell you I've started it about 20 times ever since you said Bugga Wolf last time I said it I was driving by the James Gandalphine restoff, I said, Buggable. I said, man, I gotta take one big Buggable for it now.

Just gonna stop it in my mouth. James Gandalph. Listen, I've had James Gandalphine and me, but this is the first time I was actually in him taking a big old Buggable. So I know we love to talk about what a moron Theresa is on this show, but we have to point out that Melissa still doesn't know what an arsenal is.

Come on. I mean, I get being stupid once, but literally you're made fun of every day since then about this online and you can't look it up. You can't even look it up. Look it up, Melissa. Seriously. Seriously, Melissa. Seriously. Seriously.

Seriously. America's from education system is broken, say, Danielle, conversate is an actual word in the dictionary. How does that make you feel? I feel great. I feel great about it. Danielle gets one moment of indication, and she's like, it's a real word.

It's like, just say it's a real word, Margot. Margot, you know, all right, you're not gonna put into a college essay, okay? All right, I'll take that back because I know a lot of people don't even understand the concept of that, just education in general. If you're just not gonna put in any sort of formal writing, okay?

So then, hey, Ocean from Spray says, it's so selfless that you take in your friends as if they're family Margaret. How's your relationship with Jan's kids today? So Margaret's like, well, you know, Jan died last August. Thanks for, thanks a lot for not doing a special segment on it, thanks a lot. And it was very hot in us.

And she talks about, you know, her son calling her and saying like Jan's going to the hospital. It's like very sad. They spoke every day. And things are still tense between her and her stepdaughter. And even at the funeral, it was still difficult. And they joke around about how she admitted giving Joe blow jobs and where truckers can see in the car.

And then Andy Asu has the most sex and Trees is like, me and Mod might be the same. And you know, little, some, you know, little, it's a little small talk and like, like, and then we get to, yeah, just blow jobs and you know, get some blow jobs and sex talk in there before we go back to ripping each other apart. So Andy's like, well, Hipple from Ocriscy says Theresa, why was it not okay for Theresa and Gendissé, you're better as a friend than an enemy, but it's okay for J- sorry, this is a question from our job, obviously, but it's okay for Jackie to say it and it's your tagline.

Like, how could you go to the fair about something? Well, first of all, taglines are recorded after the season is shot. So, she knew that the whole plot line was about her having an arsenal, which is why she made a tagline of it. Duh. I love it when Andy asks questions like he doesn't know how the show works. Yeah. But, uh, basically Jackie's like, uh,

well I wasn't saying she was a bad person, and Marge is like, yeah, Jen and Teresa were basically for warning them. You know what I mean? And making it out like I'm not a good person. It's not just them, I wasn't saying she was a bad person. And Marge is like, yeah, Jen and Teresa were basically for warning them. You know what I mean? And making it out like I'm not a good person. It's not just them. I don't like, I don't like weathermen either. And Jack is like, yeah, I wasn't saying she's a bad person.

I'm just saying she's a formidable enemy. And Teresa goes, I only said it because Jackie said it. Oh, okay. That's why suddenly Teresa cares about anything Jackie says. All right, well, Nicole, from a silent, dark AMC theater says, Margaret, Jennifer claims you have dirt on everyone, so it's so, where did you get your information? Do you have Google alerts? I just need to point out.

I just need to point out. Damn, damn, make thing of all time. I need to also find out using Google how dare you. Just point out again, I know I've said it a million times, but the plot for the past two years have been Jen calling Serena from Tenefly, and then this year Jen and Teresa sitting down with this stenographer, the short stenographer

So this cracks me up every time to think he'd going after March for her arsenal March doesn't have an arsenal. She's a fucking gossip Okay, that's what happens when you actually ask people questions and listen to their answers You get gossip on people you fucking narcissists. Yeah, so But I like also Teresa so dumb. Look, that went, that Andy's asking this question. Margaret, you have Google alerts. And Teresa goes, yeah, ask her.

And then he goes, yeah, that's what I'm doing. No, but I ask her what she gets the information. He's like, yeah, that's what I did. Stupid. He's so annoyed. So Marge is like, listen, I don't have dirt on everyone. Okay, what if I revealed about anyone besides Bill Aiden? And Teresa goes,

my boyfriend at the time, you know, like Evan and Jackie cheating Roma. And she's like, no, I didn't. And he goes, but by the way, you're the one who brought up the Evan and Jackie cheating rumor and that really sad parking lot party. I remember that. She went to every couple and she was going,

yeah, because I heard it from my brother and my brother heard it from Melissa. I'm a listen hood at Femagre. So that's why Margaret started it. And he's like, all right, all right. Well, there was a lot of talk about your ex-friend Laura. What did you do to Laura? The pisser off so much.

I have never seen such an angry, court stenographer before. And Margaret's like, listen, I was trying to be kind to her as best I could. You know, I think I talk a little bit too fast. She gets behind her with her fingers, you know? And I was like trying to be kind. I was trying to get her on the show.

And I realized that a friendship was just like only about the show. That's all it was. And she found out that the way to get on the show is to have a little bit of drama so she contacted Jennifer and Teresa and to go over to it and unfortunately turns out that you could have a lot of drama but if you're just a boring short quote reporter, no one wants you on TV, there I said it. Oh yeah? Well you tried to get on the show, told it eh?

She's like, I just said that you fucking idiot. This is real dialogue that's happening. This is real. This is real. Hi, I'm Michael Patrick King, host of the official Max Companion podcast, and just like that, the writers room. Each episode, members of the writers room and I unpacked moments from season 2, sharing juicy details you can only hear from us.

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What I mean. Commissions. Here comes one right now. So then Andy's like, so why did you meet with Laura? And then she's like, well, at this time, the season with the affair was just Aaron and Andy. And I was just still some ad. I was like, that's he, what she has to say what could it hurt and Marge is like put this room I think

had already happened Jen and he goes oh wait so you already told Melissa right Jen and she says mm-hmm so Jen is totally caught here there's so it's just like she's telling cops or something like that it's so fun funny. She's like, yes, I invited him listen Joe to my photo with birthday party, baby. And it was around the same time as a 50th and last. So in here and I got in the call and I thought about Laura. And she said to me, I know this already. And then they talked to Joe.

And when Joe came home he said, can you believe I had discussed in my sister's? So there, all bunch of random facts, strong together. It's if they'd meet anything. And then Teresa, as I said, could you believe had discussed my sister's so there a whole bunch of random facts strong together as if they'd need anything. And then Teresa, as I said, you know when Teresa's lying she goes, I ended Owen and why? And he's like, so then why did you bring it up on camera to Danielle and then when Danielle said she's going to tell Melissa, you said, please don't tell Melissa. It's like, and then we see a clip of her going please I Fragile hard not to repeat this please don't say it on camera

That Melissa being a slut please We cut back and Melissa's like oh like it was it was so secret. And he goes, so you were already told her? She's, yeah, because the narrative was that, that was already playing out and, she goes, oh my god, she went to acting school. Look at her, because she hijacked a whole fucking season. It's a good job. You hijacked a whole fucking season, you knit, wet.

Jen's like, but I just didn't want to tell her. She was, listen, already knew you idiot. And he was like, hold on, hold on. All right, Danielle, how do you react now knowing that Janet already told her this? And Danielle goes, I didn't know that because I know. Reading this line is back. It's just like it's like reliving this all. It's like, yeah, I know he didn't know. That's the question. How did it make you feel?

Well, you know they met the Danielle and were like, this is Teresa. Like, if Teresa quits, we need some, who are we gonna find just so incredibly stupid that they literally won't understand a word we say to them and also be fighting with their sister-in-law? And she just walked right in the door like, does that go into pocket space with this gig? I'm not and also be fighting with their sister-in-law.

And she just walked right in the door like, do I go to a parking space for this gig now? It was like, did you feel set up? And she's like, uh, and Melissa's like, it was already known thing. And she just wanted to make it a big thing. So you just delivered it to the finale.

And she's like, ah, and it's like, you really lost sleep. You were upset. Where are you? Did you feel set up? And she's like, oh, oh, she's like, no, I don't feel set up at all. I don't feel set up at all. The girls told me something, but I don't know what they told me that I have that information. So what I do, it's my business. I mean, I don't know girls. Did you set me up? I and Jen just gives an awkward look because Jen still by the way can't move her neck So she has turning her hand being like

No, right baby. Yeah, she's just a little bit Slippery around with her butt so she could just rotate around Yeah, and so no one answers. It's a really long silence. And Jenga's, listen, I'm sorry if I can't cross that way, baby. And Martin's like, oh my god, Jen, you were smart. Danielle, you're really stupid. Okay.

You got set up, Jen. And she's, well, she put it by lap. What was I supposed to do with it? You know, so I don't feel set up. I know. I choose to believe that nobody's born I'm much because but you would literally upon That don't feel like what I was like oh my god. You fit in just perfectly on our god

I'm gonna do all that matters is how you feel about it not the fucking facts and he comes dumb and he goes Um, I think you might walk away from this having a pinion on this just say you know I just like I think you might walk away from this having an opinion on this, just say you know. And Jen's like, no, Andy, would you rather me hide it, Andy? Do you like it when housewabs, hot things, Andy, got your baby, a little big of wolf yourself. And he's like, okay, show of hands, who here thinks this rumor is true, and no one raised their hand. And Jen is like, she's like, well, that Margaret told Nora that, that's what I believe.

So Melissa blames Teresa for talking, Melissa's still on this thing, like I'm really mad that Teresa brought this up with Joe without having me in the room. But I think you said it pretty well on the finale recap when you're like, well I know if you hear that your sister-in-law, he don't really like very much,

might be cheating on your brother. It's not so crazy to call up your brother. I'm like, hey, just so you're, if you're, you're that your sister-in-law, you don't really like very much, might be cheating on your brother. It's not so crazy to call up your brother. I'm like, hey, just so you know, I heard this about your wife. Yeah, I mean, this is just such a mess because Jen is obviously just got caught. You know what I mean? It just feels silly to even keep arguing about it because the whole thing is like,

Jen just got caught. And she's just so good on this show about not like pretending to take responsibility while taking zero responsibility. I mean, this is a very adept cast, right? So then Melissa's screaming about that still. So then we cut back to the guys and Louise just like eating furiously while he shirtless.

He's like, oh, she does. Oh yeah, look, it's she does. Oh, yeah. Look, it's going. And Joe, we cut back to the other guys. And Joe's like, well, this shows a little weird, right? Because like 13 years, it's never been like this. What are you talking about? You were Tom cruising jumping on the couch last year

and running out and crying and sobbing and screaming. Like every year, you act insane. It's always been like this. Yeah, but the guys have never had to be separated before on two different dressing rooms, eh? So Benino's like, he's like, he's like, well let's think, what's the difference in 13 years? Is that you took a shower on time and you're wearing your C-film shit finally? Okay, Margie, I'm trying to have a conversation with the boys. The difference? You know what? It's the loisiest, the only thing different.

So then back to the ladies, Teresa's like, Louis Codham, what's my idea? I'm right here, Quadjo. I said it off camera and it's coming from Margaret, all right? And that's what I said. No, I also agree with this that there's a lot you can get mad at Teresa about, but she didn't keep it off camera. She could have done what Jen did this year. Now, the problem is that she kept it off camera, but then once she didn't get the result, she wanted,

she still did go to Jen and send Jen to do the dirty work, right? So, yeah, more of a trick. I'm sorry, I tried to stick it up for you, but it just didn't work. Oh, you stick up for me, even. No. For Teresa. Oh. So, Melissa's still going on this thing about life.

Well, you hurt, Mar- you wanted her Margaret. That's fine, but then why would you call only her brother? Yada, yada, yada. And Teresa's like, well, I was about to leave, but then I felt bad, whatever. They're just sort of like talking bullshit. And Melissa's like, you should feel bad. You're trying to break your brother's marriage. He has three kids.

And you have no idea how much I want him. Oh, think about the children. Oh, he's about the children, you know, as though the kids in there, and Teresa's like, no, I wish you all the happiness is in the world, you know, and then all the sort of happiness that you get when you don't see someone's face for the rest of their lives.

So I love to reach something like, I wish you all the happiness in the world and everyone's your fucking face again Yeah, and she is I swall my children I right I swall my children and then Melissa goes don't swear on your children. That's weak We're and you are I say no you're weak no you're weak no you're okay Can I ask a question? Okay, I mean you guys keep saying week back and forth I'm just trying to break in here guys the week week yeah yeah week yeah week yeah Yeah, we can and is losing his mind. He's like stop it. It's one of my cards

You guys are like kindergarteners. You don't have all you don't grow And he's ready to retire Andy is fucking at giving you three reunions at one time. The poor man is about to fall over. Yeah, it's gonna be outsourced. So then it's like quiet for like a second and then you just hear. Week, yeah, week. He's like, ah!

She's fake and faulty, so creative. Yeah, well, thank you so looking for excuse not to go to my wedding, okay? But I'm looking for still-a-ve lines wedding, okay, but I'm looking for Stowe Airlines Got me. It's not just fighting. It's just stupid people fighting and I think he's so triggered because he has those kids and He posted on his stories This week where he's in the car driving the camera's just driving and you just hear in the back seat The kids both

Having fits in the back and he's just looking at the camera like fuck me, you know, and then in another one his son's like, daddy you got poopy in your pants. And he's like, I do, I've got poopy in my pants and yeah, guess what? No one's gonna clean it up. And he's like, oh yeah, I'm probably gonna have to clean it up because I'm the one who cleans up over around here. I was like, oh my god, I know he thinks this is cute. Like, look at my story, just a just a dad trying to get along. And he's about to drive off a cliff. And this is a cry for help, okay? Someone go help him. And he's like, fucking Rachel Fudah, gilting me into fire in my nanny. I'll never do that again.

Yeah, I probably came from this reunion. Yeah, so anyway, so we're going back and forth and back and forth and then, you know, saying like, they're just going back and forth and then Teresa's like, you know what? You can talk to Louis when he comes out and was like, oh, now we have to talk to Louis So is he the biggest bitch boy in the group now?

And Teresa goes, yes, he is. Yes. Oh, good. Yeah, you made him a bitch boy. Yeah, you made him a bitch boy. You didn't answer your phone is a bitch boy man. That's such a risilogic. I don't even follow the logic.

I really this part of the fight, but just Teresa saying like, yeah, you made of that. That is classic Theresa worldview. Yeah, and most of the key just wants to be part of the show. Oh yeah, and your husband, your husband made him a bitch boy down. And most of the time, we've got a new bitch boy everybody. And Andy's like, you know what? You guys, you should just keep talking. Just keep talking over each other. I'll just sit here. And Theresa's like, oh yeah, I can't wait to. Just keep talking over each other. I'll just sit here and Teresa's like, oh yeah, I can't wait to never have to look at your face again after today's did it.

And Mandy's like, okay, well, let me know all that goes. So backstage, Louis is still eating his Cheetos and then Gorges like, it's gonna be a little ride. Hey Frank, I know I said you a for joke. Don't do it, Frank. And Frank's like, you know what? Normally, I keep my mouth shut. I'm like, hmm, based on the amount of saliva

that lands on people I would say, that's not correct. And he's like, but you know what, not today. Okay, you know what, I mean, it's crazy. I would never chime in. But, you know what, I would never jump on the plan, but the fact is that he fucked me this year. Louis fucked me this year for no reason. And I did not gonna try to help him.

And then Benio was like, yeah, and wow, about what he did, the little Frankie. And it's like, Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Flashback to 2022. Unseen footage, Frank and Joe, Gorgah are at a construction site, construction hats, which I mean is so weird.

Like why wouldn't they just do this? It's so natural. I know they're just suddenly doing construction. So it's like, okay. So Frank is- And guessing it's on Joe's house, which he's not allowed to ever stop working on because it just looks terrible the more he touches it.

By the way, another detour, did you see the house that they redid? Because they redid it. You know how last week Melissa's saying on here, oh it's still working on Andy. Cause the whole internet was ripping them to shreds of how they're terrible home. So they apparently redid it,

and they posted a new picture this week, but you know, I'm sorry to be a hater. You're not showing the whole house. They're only, they're closed up on like the front entryway that they redid, but I need to see the whole thing and see the roof line. But if the picture is correct, it looks like they did the entire redid the entire roof line, which is still impressive.

It's impressive. I mean, I guess. Wow. I'm trying to find it right now. I just have to update people because I wish I had said a Google alert about that. Oh my god. Fucking monster. Okay, you know what I'm gonna look? is I wish I had said a Google alert about that. Oh my God, fucking monster. Okay, you know what I'm gonna like,

Melissa Gorgha House remodel. Oh, page six has good buy, dementors. Melissa Gorgha gets new chandelier after fan hate. Well, you know what, there is some good in the world. This is why we have to have a voice because we can like change to herbal chandeliers. Oh, her new chandelier is much better.

It's, well, it's scary actually. Her new chandelier, it looks like a whole bunch of lightsabers aiming towards. I put it up on the screen, I wanna see it. Okay, here it comes. Here everyone just calm down, all right? We're gonna present this right now. We're gonna share the screen.

This is why you need to get video everyone because this is important stuff. Okay, I'm sharing it. Do you see the new chandelier in the middle? Yeah, let me go share the screen. This is why you need to get video everyone because this is important stuff. Okay, I'm sharing it. Do you see the new chandelier in the middle? Yeah, let me go to a larger view. Oh yeah, okay. I mean, it is better than the Muppet thing, but yeah, you're right.

It's like a bunch of little lightsabers hanging down or like, yeah, lightsaber flash. Like in a Elven ring when you shoot like sorcery swords, you know? Yeah. Remember Elven ring? They don't show the outside down. This is just a chandelier focus, Ronnie. like sorcery swords, you know? Yeah, never aldin ring. They don't show the outside though. This is just a chandelier focus, but it's Ronnie, I'm sorry to say.

All right, well, you know what we're gonna do for next week is we are going to look this up and we are going to see what the outside of the house looks like and judge the fuck out of it. Cause right now I can't tell, you know what I mean. So the guys get ready to go out and Frank's like, don't mess with him, cause he's gonna kick your ass.

Not like Joe Judeis, this guy can really kick your ass out, right? Wait, wait, wait, but we skipped the actual part of the space. Oh, we skipped all the unseen footage. We didn't actually say what happened in the unseen footage, even though it was, we did catch some of the more entertaining parts.

So basically Frank's like, eh, shall you know how Frank's is not working for Louis No More? And Gorka's like, hey, why is that? And he's like, oh, they're close to coming down bro. It's like they closed it down Wait, huh? It's like yeah, it didn't tell Frankie and Frankie's reach now reach now. It's calling me like that What do I do? I've been trying to call Louis anymore. It's by the law

And just like what why didn't he just call Frankie and he's like that, you know what? That's the only thing I don't get. Let's lean on a shovel while we look perplexed. So we come back and yeah, that's when Frank's like, don't mess with them though, Joe, because they'll kick your ass. And so then outside or back at the stage, and he's like, Jennifer, we got a lot of reactions about your coffee reader. And then we see a clip of the lady being like,

I see that you have offered, you have been offered many endorsements. Mmm. And, uh... All right, well, my dear friend from Gail Simmons says Jennifer, did you think people would fall for it? And she's like, no, listen. And she's very good at what she does I believe everything she said and Marcus she was obviously tainted she tainted tainted coffee reader no and she's a nurse that's a day job she

looked after no no she knew her she knew him she asked me if I was going into the lions then and she knew there was friction with him she knew Lysa never came out to visit no no I'm like so the answer was yes she knew there was friction with him. She knew Melissa never came out to visit. No, no. I'm like so. The answer was yes. She was tainted because she had all this inside information. Yes, you purposely hired somebody that hates fucking Melissa that you met through Teresa because it was the nurse of no no. Well, isn't this something? So, yes, she's like, yeah, she said she didn't like detention with Melissa. Melissa never came to visit no no. So she hates her guts. And Melissa and Melissa never came to visit No No so she hates a guy And Melissa's just laughing. She's like wow, I guess it's just run us over with the truck day and Teresa goes

Well, it's wrong when you're not going to have an aunt and so then Andy's like okay Well anyway Dion from Warwick says Jen and Jen's like well anyway, I'm not going to point it the story and his twerk is a finished my story about the nurse last Sackic slash DJ and And he tries to try to keep reading he's like I was bill's perception of therapy change since the scene I'm just gonna talk like that because no one listens to me. So now Jen is doing

She's basically decided that she wants to repair her image. I think she's trying to like actually make Olivia go back to being a Broadway star. So she's now like reconstructing her marriage. And so she's saying, you know, that one single therapy session with that fragile little lady in the throne, that's it wonders for the birth of us. And things have been perfect between us. They've been great. So I'm not going to push them to go back because you know what? Guess what Andy? He explained the pool house to me. I'm like, you know, like, I'm on, I'm always on, on, on.

About the pool house? Well, guess what Andy? When I, he said, I walk, when I walk into the pool house, like he says, when I walk into the house, I know this you. I know this is my dad. There's five kids, there's a dog, there's dishwasher, there's new tables. You know, and he just wants to relax because there's always so much work

at the office. So he goes in the pool house and he unwinds so I get it and they all make sense. I love everything's perfect Andy. So basically your whole sham of a you guys want therapy and all of this stuff is to look badass on TV. You did the typical go to therapy for one episode for the cameras and then never go back and now everything's perfect because you realize you were allowed in the pool house as well. No, no. What a sweet little tidy story.

So Andy's asked her if she's happy in the marriage and she's like, I'm so happy. So happy. I went trade in for the world and it's not for the world girls. And Andy's like, do you believe that Margaret and she's you know what? I believe that that's what she wants from the marriage There that's what she wants. Okay, you know what if we were at lunch and she ordered to Sam and salad and you said hey Marge what do you think I would say she ordered to Sam and salad and she's got a salmon salad. That's my opinion. I'm done with it and she's got a salmon salad. There, that's my opinion, I'm done with it.

Well Nancy from Travis says, you keep on saying you and Jennifer made up, but like can you blame her for being angry? You, I mean her daughter is clearly suffering. She wants to be a love therapist because you revealed her dad out of the fair. And Margaret's like, well, you know what, I can understand why Jennifer is still mad.

Okay, I'm not taking responsibility for her children though. Okay, there were obviously issues that were going on for years and years. I will not touch this Andy. And Jen's like, what do you mean for years? Thousands of videos of my baby dancing around the house wanting to be a Broadway star, Hamilton, Frozen, Swini Todd.

Oh, she tried hacking Bill the Death and a sleep to turn him into a meat pie. You know what she wants now? She wants to give the demon barber a sleep streak couple therapy. That's what she wants and can you believe it? Her little chairman has been touched in months. There's dust on it, baby. So Margaret's like Jennifer.

And she's like, oh yeah, you know what she learned about it on TikTok. That's where and Andy's like What about calling her a drug addict? I mean I smoke weed and Marge is like it's not the weed I mean this and I came on the shift saying I put pot on my purse, okay? And so we see 2017 Marge looks like a completely different fucking person. I mean, it does not even look like the same person at all. And she is in Siggies there. Yeah.

Pre-January 6th Siggie is there. And she's like talking about putting the spandia piece, it feels so good. And it was also the cake throw episode. It was. And you know that these people are having such a vile fight that we don't even cut back to the cake throwing episode Yeah, that's that's that's that's how bad it is. That's maybe that's one's the I'm not thinking maybe that's one's silly became a patriot so Margaret's like you know what?

It's all about a good time. I'm not a vice-shamer. Okay, although I didn't actually quite like that movie vice It's very on the nose, but you know what though when your vice is your entire lifestyle I mean it's ridiculous and Jennifer's's like, uh, stop. This is why I call her old. I don't call it old because of a numerical age. I call it old because she just old. You old lady energy. And you got big dick energy. She got old lady energy. Old. Look at possess. I'm like, you know what sounds like old energy, you being on your saying, you got old lady energy, you got you big dick energy.

I'm like, okay, trying real hard to be hit. Bunga wolf? Yeah. So Martin's like, you know what, you can insult my looks all you want to, shit, I could give two shit, I'm just, oh two shit, please, you can insult my looks. Oh, you want to shit. I could give two shit. And she's, oh, two shit's police. Go to the bathroom.

It's like, not this cast is really. The way they talk is both stupid and uneducated, but they're so fucking committed to it. It just sounds like sparkling Terrence McValley dialogue. You know what I mean? Like, it just sounds like sparkling parents from Valley dialogue. You know what I mean? Like it just sounds like so on purpose. Yeah, and anyone who says otherwise, you old lady energy, okay? So you, you, you is old lady energy. I'm hit. I'm hit. My daughter, listen,

she may not want to be a Broadway actress anymore, but she's still on TikTok and she teaches me things. Sure, she wants to be a love therapist. Sure, she's no longer afraid of people in mass, chopping down the gently as on her head, but you know what? She understands about current events and current slang. How big a wolf! So, Annie's like, but Jennifer disheveled from drug addict wants to know why you were so distraught over the affair rumor of bills, but you had no problem exposing the Melissa affair rumor. Can you see that might be a little hypocritical and she's like, what it was done to me?

Had I thought if they had this info, would they be hesitant to share it? Let's see. And while this is like this argument makes no sense, like most gen arguments, because Melissa didn't do that to you. And Danielle wasn't even here to be tested like that Like would she be that she's like I didn't She's like I didn't do anything And Jen's like oh well, I'm sorry Melissa. I knew it. Sarah doesn't cut it didn't cut it for me

But it's gonna take you some time to get over this betrayal that someone calls you. Oh, I guess it was me Oh, I'm sorry again. I know that still doesn't cut it. I'm sorry, baby And she's like yeah, what I guess it takes time, but no one would really care if she'd even listen. She's like, but I didn't do that to you. And Jen just shrugs. And so fast, it's like, my question is, set up, no set up. I mean, what was the point?

What was the point me doing all this? I mean, you sat and listened down. You said there's rumor out and you're cheating on your husband. I mean, what was your point Danielle? And Danielle does, I didn't know she was gonna freak out about it and she says this woman and I this woman this woman already knew she was already she was already putting out TikToks about it and it was already on TikTok and social media platforms getting it out there oh okay so if it's already out there on TikTok, then none of it is your fault,

but then how can you still justify being mad at Margaret for stuff that was out on TikTok? Thank you. You don't even listen to yourself. Come on. And he's like, well, it seemed like you blame Jen for meeting with Laura when it was actually Jennifer and Teresa, by the way,

Margaret and Margaret's like, well, you know what, I asked to reset about it. You know what, you said, you said I didn't do anything with that information. She could say, I didn't, I didn't. Okay, well guess what, Don from Cheatle says, Margaret, how is your relationship with Teresa today?

You seem like you're still on good terms all season, but then on social, you guys have been going at it, it's been great. Margaret's like, well, I'll tell you why. Because when I saw that things came out that bow D-dial was screamed in my face bow did all okay? Frank in the background like you know watching finale and hearing them say bow jidl I as a final everything a person in the room room, who says yeah, who says Bowdeedle, who says Bowdeedle, who says Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowd Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who does Bowdeedle, who It's work and treats us like, my home! I just huge smile on our hands in here.

I mean, she's such a bad liar, my God. I just also want to point out that when the guys are talking about Frank is complaining about both Louis invoking, Bo Dital, Fudah goes, you know what, I looked it up. The guys that private investigator, guess, thank you John Fudah. I think that's why I'm one of them.

Thank you John. Sure, I mean, this show, they really, like Fudon. I think that's why I'm one-spot-sake, thank you, John. This show, they really, like, the brightest minds are here. So, how do we know that the kid, Marge's kid, was called, and she's like, well, it was done by Louie, and we have the phone records to prove it. And Teresa's like, yeah, okay. She says, Teresa, it's true, and you know it's true. So she whips out a file,

and then Teresa starts going through her phone. Like, she's got something in there. And Marge's like, it's the truth. Everyone knows it's true so she whips out a file and then Teresa starts going through her phone like she's got something in there and Marga's like it's the truth everyone knows it's the truth and that's Frankie Shadows what it is freaking to threaten a kid Teresa and Jen's like but it's just so speak with him and not and Marga's as well he was called by name and he was threatened with I'm the guy you got to worry about in the grip and then the very high level place okay that's where he works there's no blocked calls that are allowed to come in. No one would even know where the office is located okay and this is a phone number and my child would have no idea who

this person is. It happened last week, April 13th, here is the proof Andy. And Andy's like what is this Louis phone number? And then Teresa's like yeah, spoofie, spoofie, spoofie, spoofie, spoofie, you know the hairstyle they used to wear spoof text came back spoof text. Oh my goodness. I have all your numbers and And chance like yeah, but you know what I have a spoon calls calling myself I'm the time, baby, and then I was shocked because Andy goes you know there is Some hack going on with these housewives where we've all got to go answer each other.

And what is different about this hack is that whenever I pick up, no one ever says anything, although sometimes I hear this little left that goes, hehehehe, I still haven't met baby shums, man, that's so Persian, this hack is so Persian. I still haven't met baby shums That's so Persian this I guess so Persian So it's like my say something they say something John's like yeah mind to I just got a car from patty lepon last week They're gonna live you to reconsider being a love therapist. She said come back to Broadway. She said

But I wasn't patty lepon. It was Kristen chinning with the whole time I just got a call from Neil Patrick Harris and he says tell Olivia We don't have to do part two of into the words. We can keep it live. We keep it fun Come back to the table Well on my ass private Investigators and they say it happens. I was like, oh, so you do call private investigation here Okay, so while we flipped on that one real quick I was like, oh, so you do call private investigation. Okay, so while we flipped on that one real quick,

and Melissa goes, no, to do that hack, the number has to be stored in your phone. And Teresa's like, nah, and Andy goes, but why would Louis call her child? And she says he didn't, and Marge goes, it's true. I'm sorry, you know what the police even though it's true. The phone records have been true. Okay, I've shown the phone records, there they are.

And she goes, then do something about it. You know, Teresa, I don't know that I would be in that position if I were you to be having your boyfriend call and threaten people and then saying, I dare you to call the police. I would ask how fucking stupid you are, but I'm afraid of the, I'm honestly afraid of the answer. It's like,. Like, she's coming back to jail. What do you think? What's he over and under on Teresa? The Louis doing something criminal, and one or both of them going back to jail.

I don't, I think Louis's going to cut a jail at some point. He's already having some sort of bankruptcy issues, and he obviously has rage issues. And like, we've been down this path before, doesn't look good. So basically, Melissa saying, not to resist, like choosing, sorry, Teresa is accusing Melissa of wanting a storyline. And Mark was like, this is not a storyline. And Melissa's like, oh, I thought you can't

your sister-in-law, Nis, huh? Now you're saying your sister-in-law. But now I thought you canceled me as your sister-in-law is, huh? Now you're saying your sister-in-law, but now I thought you canceled me as your sister-in-law. Oh, yeah, you're definitely canceled. And Dolores was like, I don't want any of this to be true. I don't like this at all. And so Margaret's like, oh, Dolores, what happened?

The day it happened, I called you. What a mess was I, what a mess was I. Okay, tell her what a mess was I. On a scale of, you know, like a clean countertop to bounty men coming out. And like, what a mess with I okay tell tell her what a mess with I on a scale of you know like a clean countertop to bounty man coming out I'm like what a mess with I and she's like she did she did qualmi that I can vouch for and Teresa's oh Waiting in a quamin tell me that she called it y'all and she's like Because she said that you knew that that she said that you knew about this already and she's about you start to call me And she goes I said Theresa knows she said that you knew about this already. And she says, but you still shut a call man.

And she goes, I said Theresa knows. She said Theresa knows. I said, okay, there it is. Then I took a bunch of a little iguanas head that had been made out of focaccia. I was it? Listen, I'm gonna tell you is the truth, okay? I don't want nothing to do with this, all right?

On a scale, on a scale of, of Char Charmin to Mr. Clean. I'm not even sure if that's a proper scale, but on that scale, I want Mr. Clean out of here. What I'm trying to say is I don't want to be bothered this anymore. I think I mixed my netted bozram. And Teresa's like, you do what you got to do, baby. Which we know means Teresa's like, you are not loyal and I will come for you next. Yeah So she's like I just got told missed calls today from Margaret Joseph isn't that crazy I was like wow how convenient right during the segment where you guys are being accused of spoof calls You make some spoof calls, you make some spoof calls?

Not. And the look, look, two calls from Margaret Joseph. I've says missed two calls from Bodito. You really could be doing a bad job at this, okay? So, finally this. You presented them in Margaret Joseph style. So, the right, just like to... Wait, so, this is the worst cover up of all time

because we've now made it a cover up, but there was never a cover up. Louis literally said, I hired Bo Dedal to get a file and all of you guys, there's nothing to be kind of like, it's exposed. It's exposed from the beginning. So, and then to make these calls, like basically is proving that you're doing it, right?

So, she's like, uh, Marge, okay, so Rachel's like, oh my god, these people are so stupid. Rachel, that's Teresa, Louis watching. That's the irony, don't you get it? And Marge's like, Teresa, it's a business phone. No one has the number to it. And Melissa goes, yeah, and it's a landline. And so they all start cracking up how stupid Teresa is. And Teresa's like, look, mom is calling me right now. I got my phone in there. It's on my phone in there. Okay, you know what? That's just a proximity

thing saying that one of your contacts is near by you stupid face. I haven't seen anyone from Louis past. And you know what? I haven't called anyone from Louis past and you know what? I haven't called anyone from Louis past and you know what? I never want to see his fucking sham of face again. And he's like, well you're about to ha ha ha ha ha ha. You know a lot of Cheetos back there is really hyped up. Um, Teresa's like, well you're gonna see him and you're gonna look mine in his eyes. And she's like, I can look right in his eyes and I can look right in your eyes and just scammy bullshit. You're the devil. I'm the devil. You're a criminal. right in his eyes and I could look right in your eyes and just scam me. Bullshit! You're the devil!

I'm the devil. You're a criminal. And so is he. And Teresa is like, I'm a criminal. You're a fucking criminal. Look, look. You put out that rumor of Jackie and Emma and Melissa and Joe. Margaret's like, oh my God, you've made an asshole love every single day that meant

be little to you. And she's like, oh my god, she made your maiden asshole love every single day that meant be little you and she's like Yes, so well to see it to Risa. He be little you fucking idiot criminal. I love her. Yeah, boob littleing her while accusing her of being belittled And then Teresa goes Jen Fessler you want to back me up on this like the first time she's ever even acknowledged that Jen Fessler exists and Like the first time she's ever even acknowledged that Jen Fester exists and Fester's like, oh no, keep me out of this and she's, oh thank you. Thank you. See? That's what you got. And Jennifer's like, you know Fear sometimes like Jennifer Fester, you could be the first of reasons. That the fact that you don't want to do this right dash She's not so much the first of reason are you? Yeah, but little you know, you guys are all belittling Blitting, blitting, blitting, and Treeskas. You know what this is? Old old-haired Nancy, you know? Remember, old hagg Nancy?

That's what she looks like, old hagg Nancy. What is old hagg Nancy? Is that a thing? I remember, at one point, tree-sikers. Fuck you, you whore! The Martis are like, you pathetic little, belittler. And, uh, yeah, old hagg Nancy. And he goes, oh my god, well, you're both acting like assholes. I mean honest. I think old hag Nancy is actually Nancy Pelosi

I think that's what? Be well no, I did a search because Because I okay the search because The first thing that came up was did you did see flickers blog come up. What are you reading over there? Oh no, no, no, the fake Facebook video that turned Nancy Pelosi into an alcoholic old hack. Oh wait, no, but sorry. There is also another old hack Nancy.

Okay, I'm just literally creating the most fake news. Now I'm sorry, this is going out here. It's already out. It's out of lips. Everyone's going to say this is a political thing. Old hack Nancy, where the fuck did that come from? That was, oh, I guess it's just from the show. It was just from New Jersey. Well, so weird though.

Yeah, well, hang Nancy. And so Andy's like, well, you're both acting like cast holes. And Andy's like, okay, well, Jackie and Jen Felsler, thanks for all the nothing you brought to this hour. Okay, bye. We're going to bring somebody interesting on the New Jersey man So it's a break on set and the guys are getting ready to come on and Daniel whisper Danielle whisper something to Nate in her dressing room, but I didn't hear what it was. Did you she said yeah, she said to Nate they set me up oh She does she's not that stupid as she just doesn't want to not be loyal. Don't want to be a rat Oh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Which is so special security number. What's your mother's maiden name? Come on, come on. You can do it any Take with email address. Is your one of them. I mean, no, we're back. Come on Andy and Andy's like I just don't want it to get violent out there

I don't want it to get physical because I'm the one in the middle and I don't want to get the shit beat out of me Yeah, and then Andy goes back on set and tells Joe Gorga not to get out of his chair and the markets like I'm not even gonna Say hi to me and so, Gorgas taking deep breaths and Louis comes out and that is the cliffhanger. How will the library be? Yeah, everybody's the Jersey, Jersey, Jersey music is playing. It's like dun dun dun dun dun dun.

And we just see Louis with his new teeth sniffing around the satellite. I'm ready, bring it on, Andy. And that's the end of new Jersey. That is the end. So I'm really excited for the next week's episode. I'm really, really excited. The big finale.

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It snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon. Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya.

Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest and insightful take on parenting. Hosted by myself, Megan Galey, Chris Garcia, and Kurt Brown all are, we will be your resident not so expert experts. Each week we'll share a parenting story that'll have you laughing, nodding, and thinking.

Oh yeah, I have absolutely been there. We'll talk about what went right and wrong. What would we do differently? And the next time you step on yet another stray Lego in the middle of the night, you'll feel less alone. So if you like to laugh with us as we talk about the hardest job in the world, listen to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts.

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