Watch What Crappens - RHONJ: Psychic Frienemies Network

Episode Date: April 16, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* The Real Housewives of New Jersey go to a psychic this week and Melissa finds out from everyone's dead grandparents that her husband leaves lots of cracked foundations in his wake. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm not a fan of this one. I'm not a fan of this one. Well hello and welcome to Watch What Crappin's a podcast for all that crap we just love to talk about on the old braves. I'm Ronnie, Ronnie Carrom and over there is Mr. Ben Mandelker. Hello Ben. Hey what's going on Ronnie? Nothing what you doing? You know I'm just I'm just making my way through the day like Vanessa Carlton I got my second dose of the vaccine. I got my Moderna vaccine yesterday So I'm in the throes of Vaccine loopiness like it's it's kind of crazy. I'll be like you know I'll feel normal and then all of a sudden I'll feel really sluggish and then I'll'll be normal. Like, I, in the middle of the night last night,

I just know what it's like to be me. Yeah. In the middle of the night last night, I had like chills and headache, but you know, I've just taken Tylenol, but yeah, so I'm just, so therefore I am sitting today at the standing desk instead of standing,

because I don't want to actually just like kill over in the middle of the podcast. So I'm just gonna like do my best. I mean, what better time to recap real housewives of New Jersey than when you are, you know, just hopped up on, you know, COVID vaccine meds, you know? Have you been taking that to? That's a jab selfie. It's like everybody's been taking like, oh my god, sorry, look, you getting my vaccination.

They're like, jam. Like all the housewives have their cute little jab picks. Have you done that? I haven't been on the list of. Yeah, I did like one yesterday, not of the jab, but it was like post jab. I wasn't going to do one, but I got carried away. I got excited.

But I actually am regretting it because I kind of don't want to advertise that I'm in fact going to be fully back here. Right here that. Yeah. Mainly because I just don't want to be obligated to social things. Yes. I've enjoyed this year of not being obligated and I'm like, damn it, I just advertise that in two weeks I'll be, I'll be, you know, mostly immune. Ready to hang out. Yeah. I know you're immune. Yeah, I haven't gotten it is because I haven't excused to just not do so many things. I'm gonna be a moon. Ready to go. Yeah, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, Yeah, yeah, I'm like, I mean, if that jab comes with like a neutral system, you know, freebie or something because that Durinda got all skinny on her neutral system or if it just comes with like some kind of appetite

suppressant, like there needs to be something more than you're not gonna die. I like, I don't need, I need some more incentive than that, you know. Yeah, I think that that's just the main one because I think for most people that's usually good enough, but they just, it would be nice if it came with also some weight loss qualities. Yeah.

But it's just been weird. It's been a weird, yesterday I was mainly fine, but when I'm walking around, I sort of feel like I got sandbags attached. I feel like since I've been taking talent, you know what it feels like? It feels like I have a repressed fever. Like my body feels like it is what my body feels like

when I have a fever, but I don't feel a fever because the Tylenol. So, you know, it's just, it's a journey and I'm just gonna channel these emotions into our recap and our podcast today. Okay, well, great. Everybody bends alive, so that's good. Ben's still with. We're going to have a live show on May 6th to celebrate the very first episode. Real housewives of New York. Daddy, guy.

So that's May 6th. You can get tickets at watch at crappens.com. There's little thing that says watch here. Just click that and it'll take you to the ticket link. This is an on-demand video episode, which means you can see it. It's okay, lucky you. I look adorable, do they? I haven't shaved in a week and a half. But we're doing that. Our bonus, we did a lot, we did extra stuff this week. Our bonus was Beverly Hills, but that was free. So if you guys like that, once video,

just come over here. Okay, so we've got that, the live show. Oh, we're doing a waffle and peloton event. It's called the peloton waffle here. Okay, so we've got that, the live show. Oh, we're doing a waffle and peloton event. It's called the peloton waffle ton. Okay, and that's on Saturday, this Saturday, a couple days for now. It's at 11 a.m. Pacific time. Just go on to our Instagram live and Ben will be doing his peloton and I'll be showing you how to make my not at all famous waffles. Okay. That's right. We are having a a we are having a event where you can either choose to ride peloton or make waffles. This is a real thing that we are doing. I am just looking

myself in this webcam and I've had too many waffles. I've gained three pounds over the past week. So I am excited to hop back on that bike because you know, I haven't been on it. So I did lose a little weight though, you know why? Why? Trim my nose hairs that had to have been at least a quarter of a pound. I mean, those 11 of these nose hairs, when you get older, no joke. I mean, I could braid that shit. I could braid that shit and escape a castle window, okay? It's like dang out.

So long. Wow, you'd be like, nose repunzel. Living your own. Well, he like knows Rapunzel. Living in Rapunzel. Well, I'm proud of you for trimming your nose hairs and losing a quarter of a pound. I'm jealous. I need to find a quarter of a pound somewhere.

But until then, let's talk about Real House Y as the New Jersey. And maybe by the time we're done with the recap, we will have lost a little bit of weight, who knows? Okay, you know what? I think you're a snappy truck. That's what I think. Yeah. So that was previously. And now we're obviously also previously, it said previously, and you see Dolores in David's

kitchen saying David, the new refrigerator has the water dispenser inside, which was funny to me because a, it turns out I have the same fridge. And be, um, I like that. They're like, wait, wait, if you haven't watched yet, here's what you have to know. David has a water dispenser inside his fridge. Okay, you're set. You're good for this episode. You know what, David, what are you afraid that I'm going to have a better fridge? So I'm not going to come back to your fridge. You know what? I'm sorry, David, but I didn't get the ring. And so we're not going to talk about the water dispenser inside the

tool right now. So we're seeing lots of things happening around New Jersey. Melissa's with Joey Junior talking about school or whatever. And or he has a girlfriend at school. He's like, mom, I don't know. Of course, they have the kid that goes to school in full cologne, you know? And you know, it's like the dom or something because she's like, wow, you smell so handsome. I was like, please don't have the kid that goes to school in full cologne. And you know that of course,

Joe Gorgas son does. Yeah, you know, like I kind of get the feeling like there's a lot of little boys in New Jersey that wear a cologne to school. I just feel bad for those teachers. I mean, how much drug harm do I can you really take in? So then, then we see Melania is doing, she's doing her Zoom school work in the kitchen. And then Jackie's kids are all learning and Jackie is planning. She's getting ready for Russia, and she's, you know, figure out how many

Mots of Balls to make for next week. So, and then Evan is like What about the bacon? We're gonna have any bacon for Russia Shana? Yeah, that's the typical Gentile joke right. It's like a waiter. He's always He's Jewish. I thought she was Jewish. Is he the Jewish or they both Jewish? They're both Jewish It was a little like hey, it was like a joke. It was like bacon. It reminds me of a one time that show nurses.

Do you remember that show nurses? There was the doctor who was Jewish. Am I brain dead? Yes, I remember the show nurses. The terrible sick home that was like. Not there you. To spin off of empty nest. And it was like, I remember there once

was an episode where the doctor, someone was asking the doctor what kosher is or something. And I don't know, he just sort of like shrugged it off. And then he goes, I'll have a ham sandwich because they were in the cafeteria. And my mom was like, I don't appreciate that joke. That wasn't a very nice joke. So then we got a gins and Gabby's kids

really do have it made. And she's like, hey, honey, how's your homework going? Do you want some jik-sla? Which is like the best school lunch ever. Those kids are hooked up. I mean, they can do their work. They can eat some homophobic chicken. They can look out the window and see them all, you know?

Yeah, she's getting it all. Those kids are getting it all. So then, now Jennifer's with hanging out with her mom, Josephine, and they're looking at videos of, you know, the new baby that Jennifer's brother and Melda made in Turkey. And, you know, Josephine's like, oh, so cute, bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo.

And Jennifer's like, how mom, you should have gone to a turkey, you should have done it, baby! Yeah, she basically says her mom's so mad at the dad that she's like cutting herself off from really good experiences, like meeting little sacks of goo, you know, across the world and stuff.

And, you know, I kind of agree with Jen. I mean, if I'm not happy, I'll ruin your fucking day, not my own. Why would I make myself unhappy? Cause I don't like you okay? single forever and Jen's like you know

Gabby you know look at Gabby she was so snottied to me right now and Gabby wasn't snottied to her at all But it's so Jen you know, I like that Jen kind of has housewives fights at homes too like hey Gabby Want some chick toet no thanks mom oh really you're slanted in a hormone of pain hey don't really want to pay damage this is why we can't keep a house keeper sorry mom for cursing so yeah so she's like she's she's meant she's meant to other something i don't know what's wrong with her mother she's got problems in the mom like please you were way worse than her mother. She's got problems in the mom's like,

please you were way worse than her, okay? Yeah, she's like, what are you talking about? Gabby is angel, you are way worse way worse. You had more hormone. Editha, could you please put up picture of my daughter in crop top short skirts and feather boa please? That would be great.

They love using that picture. They do. You know, my mother, my mother, we always get so frustrated with her. She went sign me up for an SAT class, two blocks away, baby. But she would drop me off and then I'd go and hang out with my friends. You know, we do, we go to a cafe and I'd sit on the stairs. How people look at me, just a one girl in a cafe and the stairs, baby. So she's telling her mom, you know, typical Jen style how everyone is like Marjist just

so mean to her and she doesn't understand why. It's like why is this lady so mean to me? Like I just don't get it. She's being judgmental about my drinking and the mom's like she has no right to do that. She's like yeah, I mean this fucking dog, did you anything to get me? I mean, look at my husband you anything to get me my I mean look at my husband How could you criticize my husband? I mean he's the best husband ever everyone's jealous of my husband Bad day my husband is the equivalent of 18 toilets

No, it's like no one's criticizing Bill. Marjolves Bill. She's criticizing you Yeah, oh, but you know bill is the best guy ever. I mean, you're so lucky. And you know what, your father, he is not mad enough. Okay, he's not the husband. He never was a father. Did he ever come to school? Take it and do something. Did he ever say I love you?

She's like, yeah, mom, all the time. No, but did he say I love you? Yeah, mom. Huh, no, but like, no, mom, you're not gonna win this one. She's like, well, mom, I don't like, no, if you mom, you're not going to win this one. Yeah. She's like, well, mom, I don't have any bad memories to dad. She was happy because he was never there. She was, well, that's true.

He wasn't ever there. But I loved him. And she, she's the mom's like, yeah, you know, this is what I heard from your father. Get my slippers, get my dinner ready. You know, everything was about him, the whole entire marriage. And I was like, oh my God, god, how old is Joe Gorga?

And how many times has he been married? I love Josephine's melodramatic season. She is so melodramatic. I'm actually, I'm not saying, I'm not taking away from what she went through, and I'm not invalidating how she feels, but I am enjoying how melodramatic she is expressing these things because it is so, like, it is so, like, it is just so melodramatic, like, uh, you know, get my slippers, get my , my, my cigar, oh, it's just like, it's just so hilarious. I know you're going to be shocked to hear this. I'm totally team her and I hope that she, you know,

pushes her husband down the stairs after listening to some of this stuff. Because she's like, well, Jen tells us that her mom was 16 and the dad was 26, and it was an arranged marriage, which was basically enforced marriage in this case, because she did not want this

and she was begging to not have to marry this guy. And then they made her, their parents like it will be great family shame if you don't do it. And so then she immediately got pregnant and he moved her to America where she didn't know anybody, didn't know the language, you know, I mean, this sucks. And he's just like, oh, I, yeah, no, I think that like, yeah, I think that like her feelings are very valid. And I understand why she's frustrated. It's, you know, she has been trapped in a situation she never never wanted to be in, or you know, how she proceeds to be trapped.

She could have actually left him a very long time ago, but she didn't. But like, she, so I think that her feelings are totally, totally valid, but I just feel like the way she's expressing them is like hilariously melodramatic. Well, it's not, you know, it's not like when you're repressed and you're never really able to speak your mind. Yeah, and the first time you say fuck you.

And I mean, I remember when I did it, like my first fuck you was amazing. And I still haven't stopped it. You look at me now. I'm an old person. And I still do it. I was like, hey, welcome, you know, welcome to Home Goods. I'm like, fuck you.

Even if it's just in my head, I'm like, fuck you. What are you standing by the cart? So I don't have someone else to do that. Fuck it in here. Brrr. I'm like, okay, you just told off the greeter at home goods in your mind for no good reason, you know, like what that would have to do. Yeah, whatever you get your voice for the first time, it always sort of comes out in this sort of way. And I guess what makes it funny is that she's being very, very melanchromatic

but everyone around her isn't. And I think that's what is so funny because everyone's like, yes, but mom, mom, you gotta relax. She's like, but the slippers. No one even understands. It's like, hi, I was, think about this. Like how old is Gabby? Her daughter Gabby.

Like 14, like, maybe, yeah, 13 or 14. No, 13 or 14. So that means like, could you imagine them forcing Gabby to marry like Austin from Southern Char charm, you know And then it's like bye move to a place and then you know She feels mistreated her whole life and everybody's like what are you talking about being mistreated? No, no one here feels mistreated. It's like well, yes Jennifer

Of course you don't feel fucking mistreated your dad bought you a feather boa and a wig and a crop top You know, yeah, I'm taking it to the cafe where you can sit on the stairs. No, I'm, I, I actually am totally, totally agree with you. I have, I'm not even debating that. I'm just, I think I'm just loving Joseph, Josephine, like getting her voice and being melodramatic with it. It's like, well, I love her like taking, like turning it immediately around. It's like, where is Bill today? Oh, he's on his way home. What a good man. Unlike your father. Who is the man of all? Exactly.

It's like she might as well be played by Tyne Daily or something. Well, I also come from a white version of Josephine. And her name is Rhonda Femme. Okay. Rhonda, it's like, how was your day, Rhonda? Good. Oh, well, obviously, you weren't in the same parking lot. I was today to go. good, here she goes. I'm the same parking lot I was in.

So she's like, I gave them 48 years of my life. I mean, I do feel bad. This woman was a 100% trapped in a situation she didn't want to be in. And it is remarkable that they don't really seem to have that much empathy for her. So, but I think it or I mean, I don't know, I don't know if they don't have an empathy or maybe she's just been talking about this for so long that they're finally like just

mom, you got to move on, you got to it's either you leave dad or you move on but like because that's sort of sounds like where they're at, too. They're like we want you to get divorced. Stop. Who knows, the Aiden family is a mystery for the ages. Oh, so then we go over to Jackie who's having lunch with Marge and Melissa. And let's see, what is...

Melissa has a great anecdote. Okay, yeah. Melissa is so full of it today, by the way, but go ahead. Melissa, okay, shows up in a brand like some knockoff Chinatown splashed across her chest in every scene she's in the name right now is a this is a Versace which one is right now. It's like some Gucci or t-shirt to go to lunch. Okay we get it. You're so poor and you're gonna this I'm gonna call it these this couple's

gonna be the next Doreet or Erica or one of those who I mean, that's not really that psychic I mean, I guess you don't really have to be a psychic You just have to have Instagram pretty much to know if this is coming So more so it's like I did all this work to make little Joey look cute for school And I'm dressing him up and everything and drops Moppa is like ma I'm the only kid who didn't have a pencil in school I felt so stupid and have a pencil for a little Joey. I was like, great story, Melissa. Um, yeah, are you stupid for leaving the pencil out or stupid for raising a child who doesn't

always going to need a pencil at school and isn't expected to check his own damn back? Don't raise another Joey Gorgah, okay? Who's like, what? I didn't have a pencil because Melissa. Your kid needs to have some fucking agency, okay? He should know that he needs a pencil. I'm not here to call on. Are we not handing out pencils because of COVID these days? Is that what's going on?

Yeah, I guess. We'll just have to ask, you know, I don't know. So, um, so Marge, like, wait, it's very stressful having kids. You know, you know, I don't know. So, so Marge, like, well, you know, it's very stressful having kids, you know, you gotta get the pencils all the time, put them in the balloon, it's very hard to remember. You know, it's funny because I was reflecting on my childhood, but I was writing this book, guess what?

I just pivoted towards me, you know, I learned from Josephine, okay, I pivoted towards me. I'm writing a book, okay, and you know what, like I remember going out with my mother when I was younger and she was just, she was young and she was hot. And I basically learned that like to get ahead in life doesn't matter if you know what, like I remember going out with my mother when I was younger and she was just, she was young and she was hot. And I basically learned that like to get ahead in life doesn't matter if you're smart. You just have to have, you know, good looks and sexuality and you get ahead like that.

And that's what I learned. Okay, well, are we talking about the pencil still? Okay, because I think I brought it to a different place. You know what? And then, you know, Jen brings it up and uses that sexual harassment against me. I mean, who does that? Who would judge somebody for something like that, you know? Oh, and then Joe.

Okay, so here we go. We're back to Pencil's Joe. Okay, Joe was very upset. I didn't even realize that we got in the car. I said, you know what, Joe, you some so upset. Didn't listen to forget to put a riding device in your backpack. Tell me the truth.

Right, Joe? Yeah, you know how hard it is when you're trying to write down the lines for a practical joke and you can't have a pencil so you can't have to memorize it all. You know how hard it that is, huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? So she's like, you know what, here's what I think is going on. Listen, you've grown into just such a different woman. You know, you're just so different. I mean, last year you were fake-o with fake for satchine. To see see your fake owe with fake for satchine, but you know, but your fake house is cleaner. So you've changed very much and you just need to

realize that. Okay. She's like, well, we made it a commitment. And you know, maybe I'm breaking it. And I feel horrible about that, you know, like, Melissa stops, stops saying these things. You know, it's just like, you know, what, when I was younger, I used to listen to whatever Joe told me. And I thought that was love. Like he would say things like stand over there. So I did, don't go to the bachelor's party. So I did get me a pencil.

So I did. So now I'm kind of like not doing those things as much anymore. You know, like not giving pencils to people. And like, I think he's having trouble with that. Yeah, I mean, every time Melissa describes her relationship, I'm like, oh, so you're trying to make it okay with the horrible husband in a lifetime movie that ends up chasing you with a knife?

Because that's how she describes them every time. She's like, yeah, it was always so great. It's like, when we first got married, I couldn't leave the house. And then if there were bachelor at parties of my best friends, I couldn't even go. I mean, isn't that romantic? Hi hi you're gonna have to kill him three times because they never die the first one on lifetime. I'm warning you right now Melissa. Check under the car, check

under the car. He could be just like latched on. I guess that's more Cape Fear but either way. So um so anyway so Teresa is gonna be having some sort of a party with a psychic and she invited everyone, including Jackie. And now Margaret has it in her mind that Teresa is seeing someone, which as we all know, Teresa does have a new boyfriend, Louise, and they have a new big mansion together. And, you know, so this is something that's happening. So now we're getting the first ankleings of it. So, so Margaret's like, you know what, she's been, you know, she said she went to a soccer tournament. Okay, guess what? Not one picture posted. Okay, she

posted a picture of it. Oh, me every single day. Okay. And like, you don't like to show one picture of Audrey on a soccer game. All right, you know what? It's very suspicious. It's very, it's like, it's like when it's like when Joe, all of a sudden, I was going to make guys coffee, very suspicious. I mean, if you're constantly talking about tasting pineapple, then someone's probably eating your pineapple bush. All right. And I think that they probably all know, like Teresa probably has told them,

but it's not supposed to be on TV yet or something. So they're all like kind of inching around it. And Melissa's like, oh my god, I'm the worst liar. Um, so basically she doesn't tell them, but they're hoping to find that from this psychic. So then we go home with Dolores, we got at Dolores's house just with her little dogs. And the close captioning says line trilling. I was like, Oh, I like when the show gets like 50s on us. I know it's so weird is that when we were looking at Dolores with their dogs, I actually thought to myself Oh, remember boo not real like not knowing that boo would come up later in the episode and also

Speaking of boo and dogs that have moved on to another realm Countess Luan's dog Aston passed away yesterday, which is very sad So this is like a owed to our furry little friends who've moved on moment here. So. So on Bravo. Love you, Zena. Love you, heaven Z. Oh, no.

Yeah, boo. And I was just thinking, it's not cute. It's so smart to name your dog, something that a ghost would say, because like Cameron's like, this was my dog, still a ghost and stuff. And it's like, boo, you know, well, he's here. Um, so Dolores is talking about getting a biop, biopsy. It's a biopsy. I asked him a biopsy. She's like, isn't it nuts? I was given, I was given the, the ambassador of hope award for telling women to go get checked. And I didn't get checked. You know why?

I care about everyone else more than me. Is that crazy? You know what? I'll go to the drive-in and I'll say, what do you want? What do you want? We'll be driving home and I'll realize I have nothing to eat. You know, what do I do? You know, one day I'm just going to start.

I go to the drive-in and I realize I never actually drove in. I just drove by, you know. You know, here's the thing. I just don't like going to the doctor, I realize I never actually drove in. I just drove by, you know? You know, he is a thing. I just don't like going to the doctor, but enough about my relationship. So I haven't had a mammogram in a long time and it came back abnormal, you know. And I was so surprised because, you know, she's talking about this very serious situation and I was like, wow, Dolores is like, she's so like stone-faced about this. She's like not even crying, you know, where like a lot of people in other episodes

and in life would actually be very emotional about it. So again, it's funny that later on, it's mentioned that Dolores never cries. So she's talking about this mammogram and then Frank walks into the door, Dolore, Dolore, where are you? Where you doing? Dolore, I'm like, Frank, it's like there's three rooms

on this floor. She's right there in the kitchen where she always is. Yeah. Oh, and the dog is on the counter. And I was like, you know, this is the one time Ben's not going to be triggered that there's a dog on the counter. And you weren't, huh? I wasn't because I think I was just a little bit more. It's a little worse.

And I think I was more distracted because I remembered that the dog's name is dog. So he's like, because Frank comes, he's like, I'll give you a kiss. Oh, I gotta give a kiss dog. Hey kiss the dog dog. Here you go Hey dog, hey dog So it's like good news everything's going great with new houses listen. I went to new houses There was nobody there with the baseball bat to ask for money. So guess what? I call that a success floor Did you put pebbleile in the house? Please tell me to put Pepple Tile in there. You know what, Cosmo?

Come on to Laura. It's telecom. So you look like you've been standing for too long. Yeah, let's go into the living room and you can sit in a strange wick of throne. So they go into the living room to talk about this whole thing. And the Laura is like, so frank, I have my biopsy next week. Oh really? Oh, who's going with you? Huh? No one. You didn't tell your mother. Are you kidding me Frank? Are you kidding me? You didn't do you tell Frankie? No Frank They're just like having this

Like she's just basically like I'm not gonna tell anyone She's like I'm not telling anyone and then we get a clip of her mom and her sitting in the backyard and her mom going, you know what? You need to do the Lord. It's got to be something ever happens to you and your and your father. You got to tell the people you love the Lord because the people who love want to help you too. It's like fine, mom, but you got to be the same way.

All right, cookie addict. All right, you can't be out of cookies. They're not telling anybody. You're going to waste away over here, my God. I know. All way. I write cookie addict. All right. You can't get a cookie's they're not telling anybody You're gonna waste away over here. My I got to know All right I will if you well I'll cut back to her being like hell no, I'm not telling my mother. Why the hell would I? Mom, okay question mom. What would you rather know?

If I'm having a biopsy or if you can have a cookie a cookie a cookie. Yeah, that's what I'm saying Or if you can have a cookie a cookie. Yeah, that's what I'm saying So yeah, the Lord's like, you know Italians don't talk about that business even to their own family Okay, I don't remember sitting at a table saying I'm stressed about this you just sort of Handle it okay like when you're thinking to yourself where am I gonna get my water? Do you stress about it? Or you just open up the fridge and say hey? There's a water dispenser inside the fridge. It's handled. It's taking care of. Oh, yeah. Well, you know what? David is David going to go with you now. Okay. What do you think he's going to call and ask you about the results? The Lord. All right. Listen, I like David, but I don't

like certain things about David. Okay. You're not wrong. But David did just take care of you. Okay. That's true. In his room with the secret bathroom behind. Does he have a room with the secret bathroom? Where did I hear that? Yeah. Well, there was like a, there was the office had like a, like a thing. And I remember the secret bathroom was the hidden room. Why am I thinking that? I'm watching too much HDTV. Oh, it was on rock the block, I think. So I had like a secret pantry or something. I think there was a secret, but there was a secret room in something else too. I mean, there are a lot of secret rooms. What can we say?

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and just like, you know, being really like, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, sh What, what do they call it? Because it's enough silverware for an army. I mean, I know she's got a lot of kids, but damn, how big is her dishwasher? She's got like two hands full of silverware. It's like, I know. I know. I know.

I know. So then we have like now a montage of everyone announcing that they're going to a psychic party. So first you have Joe, Joe, guess what? Okay, guess what? I'm getting ready to go with this psychic party. Okay, you ready for that? I'm going to psychic party. Okay. Put on your stripes and make yourself some iced coffee. Oh, Joe, just set the coffee in the radiator. Okay, that's not how it works. It's like, well, you know what? It's just dressed to be a feeling. He goes,

yeah, you can see right through that dress. And she's like, well, you know, only if there's light shining on it. And he's like, so so we go into a thing else in the dark. No, you're not. Pick something else. And then Jackie is with advantage. So I'm gonna go get my, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna get ready for my psychic reading room. I'm gonna find out if I'm gonna love daddy forever. Just kidding, I already know the answer. And then she kisses Evan and then Hudson or Sun is like, he's mine. Also, we need you to ask better questions.

Okay. I mean, this is not the season that you go in and say, well, I love Evan forever. Get your ass in there and say, what is Evan doing? Get the gym. Okay. Uh, yeah. It would have been a great opportunity. Great opportunity.

Yeah. Don't waste your free psychic reading. Come on. Mm. Then over it over it, Jen's house. She's like, you know what? I'm going to see a socket pot of kids. So you better help me clean up.

I don't even have a housekeeper. I don't have a nanny. I don't have a housekeeper nanny. Sorry for cursing so much kids. It's an housekeeper. Sorry. It's just that Gabby's been so hard. I can't help it. It sort of spreads off onto me, baby.

So and then Melissa is nervous because she doesn't want to talk to a psychic. She only likes mediums because or maybe are the plural of mediums media. I don't know, but she only likes mediums because she doesn't want to know what's happening in the future. She only wants to know about if she has maybe a sister that she could base a storyline off of her season. Right. Did she forget about that whole thing? So wait, was that a psychic? Is that why she's trying to separate the two? Did she go to a medium before that told her that she had a sister?

Not only a media. It wasn't just a medium, Ronnie. It was a simple girl who just had dead folks all her life. That's all. Remember that lady. They should I'm just a simple girl who is dead folks all her life and you have a sister you don't know about okay Bye, that'll be $500 So yeah, she's very religious guys so she doesn't she doesn't want to talk to the psychic. Yeah Yeah, she's afraid to hear about things she doesn't want to know about the psychic. Yeah. Yeah, she's afraid to hear about things

she doesn't want to know about, I think. It was more of the issue. So then to Laura is like, oh my God, what if she says I'm getting married? And Frank's like, I'll call David and I'll tell him. And Margaret's like, I want to add the psychic about Teresa's sex life. That seems like a good use of speaking to spirits on the other side

I'm sure that that's the last thing. I'm sure that's what they are excited to talk about Teresa having sex, okay? You know, have you guys seen In the have you seen the Instagram video? Joe I mean I mean it's just ridiculous, yeah, and then we see Jens Instagram video and she's like You guys on Instagram and about a baby Listen, it's me. I'm just back to send about a half a housekeeper. Please I'm down over here. I've got kids on your housekeeper, baby.

Okay. And she's like, I mean, I'm so very sorry. You're very privileged. You know, you know, I'm just so embarrassed for her. I just can't like there are people that are dying Kim. Do you know what I'm saying, Joe? You know what? It's just like Melissa's first single. You know, it's tone deaf. Everything is tone deaf. So Joe Bego's, my psychic premonition is that things are not going to go well tonight. You know what, Joe, leave the comedy up to me. All right, enough, take a shower.

So that was not Joe. That was not Joe-na-proofed Joe. Speak quiet. Joe, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Don't listen to my husband. He's not the Joe-girl in the house-na-proved Joe. Speak quiet. Joe, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, don't listen to my husband. He's not the Joe-grant in the house. Okay, it's me. So now we go back to Teresa's for this big thing and she's got some sushi and she's putting together

some sort of cheese plate and, Gia's just being such a, Gia just now just sits at that counter and just hounds her mother. She's like, mom, mom, are you gonna put some chips around that cheese? Like, what are you doing, Mom? Why are you making it like that, mom? And she's like, yeah, I'm not my first time doing this. Okay? Huh? She's putting in a sushi day with tortilla chips that look like

Doritos and salsa. Sounds delicious. Okay. I wouldn't guess that you do this all the time. Let's just put it that way. So the psychic, Gina Marie comes in, which, I wouldn't guess that you do this all the time. Let's just put it that way. No. So the psychic, Gina Marie comes in, which I don't know about you, Ronnie, but I immediately had like flashbacks to Big Brother or that crazy racist culture. You know Marie, yes. She comes in from Staten Island. Who was obsessed with Nick and Nick now hosts that terrible reality show about glass blowing on Netflix. So I was like, did is my daughter, if she is. And she is like, could you please read me?

And she is sort of like talking, and she has her hands kind of like, you know, sort of like, you can't, if you're watching, you can see my hands are like making a little bridge. And Gina Marie is like, you know why you're holding your hands like this right now? It's you and no one are saying, hey, tell you're holding your hands like this right now? It's you're known as saying, hey, tell them my hands don't hurt no more.

And just like, oh my God, her hands hurt before. She goes, well, okay, I gotta go. I've got a call now. It's like, that was your reading. I need more. That's why I don't go to psychics or mediums. I want more. It's like, okay, tell my city I love her.

Now move her aside and ask other people if I'm gonna be rich or not. I need more. I need more. Also, to talk with my lovely grandmother. Also, if your grandmother is trying to communicate with you, are you really going to be like, that's great grandma from beyond the grave. I have a Zoom with my sororities, so I'll be back.

Yeah, exactly. So, um, March comes in wearing a second sweet sweet but psychic jacket. And, um, Melissa comes in wearing her. Frisces. Sure. And, um, Melissa's like, oh, hi, Gina Marie. So you're a medium. Oh, oh, she's like, yes, you know, and I'm getting an information from spirit guides. Okay. I'm getting spirit guide information and I'm also a psychic. I'm almost as like, oh my god, I'm so conflicted. I don't believe in psychics, but I love mediums.

Now what do I do? So she's so tormented. So then Jackie shows up and everything is like really warm between her and Teresa. It's like they never had a deep, you know, vitriolic feud. And then Margaret comes by and she's telling everyone that like her book is going really well and she invites them all to go on to her ghost writers

yacht next week. I'm like, damn, I don't know there was that much money in ghost writing. Emily, good for you. You have a yacht. Yeah, well, hopefully it's not a ghost yacht, you know, just like in business. So we're going swimming or that was,

you just can't see it, okay? Is there you just can't see it? Hope it's not one of those like fake yachts that people on below deck put on their resume is when they apply to be like seconds due and then it turns out they don't know how to fold a towel because they've been working on I quote unquote yacht. Yeah that was on top silver sir okay. So then Jackie is talking about how she doesn't like boats because I get seasick and Theresa goes oh yeah I like

balls can I like the motions of the oceans. They're ha ha ha ha ha ha. They're like, uh, that means sex tree. So it's like, yeah, I like the more salmon man. Ha ha ha ha. So Michelle, the realtor shows up and she, she says that she left her baby at home or whatever. She comes up that she has a baby and it's at home. And Margaret said, Oh, really? Do you have a nanny?

Do you have a nanny? Okay. Anyone ready for the segue here? Oh, look, you have a nanny. Maybe you should find someone for Jennifer, huh? Did anyone see her Instagram live last night? It was totally turned off. Okay. Melissa, sing a song so everyone gets an idea of what it sounds like. Okay? Yeah, she's like, I have no hired help. I mean, I'm like, people are waiting for the second stimulus. Come on, Jennifer. Come on. And Teresa goes, yeah, tell me about it. I want, I'm waiting to be stimulus today too.

Like no, Teresa. It's not about you getting laid, okay? Also, this girl, Michelle, I support all new people. I think everybody deserves a chance. Michelle, fix your eyebrows, okay? When you're getting your eyebrows colored on, make sure that you move your face, you see where they actually, because she does that thing where she gets them like, I guess they're microbladed, but they also like dye them onto you, but they're like straight across and then they

just turn into Ls and go straight down your temples. Like, what is that supposed to do? Where are you blocking in your eyes? It's very confusing. Yeah, like, look like an angry bird, stop it. I know exactly what she's gonna look like when she's 83 years old, you know, like, like an angry bird, stop it. I know exactly what she's gonna look like when she's 83 years old. You know, like I know exactly how that face will translate to little old lady. I'm not saying she looks like a little old lady, but with those eyebrows, you really get a clear sense of like she'll be one of those little old ladies

that has like, like the tattooed eyebrows and like the very intense like, like magic marker makeup, you know, and be like, back in my day, I was selling mansions in New Jersey. Yeah. That's Michelle is an 83 year old. Yeah. She's got like two little lines right here, like little field goal post like her husband

probably sits at dinner and just like folds up a piece of paper and flicks it at her face. So why you keep doing that? Don't put a field goal thing on your face, all right. You did this to you Your goal make up So they're like Jen Jen doesn't really get it right so she's like oh yeah I'm not she's telling Instagram but I'm I'm looking for a housekeeper except in washing things and I mean look

I usually call them a nanny not a half keeper because call them a housekeeper that's just a great baby nobody wants to be called a half-keeper I like that's the best job it's like no this is not the like housekeeper is the job it's that housekeeper is actually the more respectful version of like made or whatever, like, this is her attempt to be like, to be like open-minded. I don't say housekeeper anymore. I said nanny. Oh my goodness.

Well, there's nothing offensive about being a nanny either, but it's just like a totally different. I kind of feel like if I were brought into your housekeeper and they I'll refer to as a nanny. I'd be like I'm not a nanny Yeah So mara's just like, but I'm just saying you know, but it was a little cringe and she's like oh really? What's your jacket says sweet but saco? There's nothing sweet about mara

Good one, Jennifer. So now they go into the living room, this very sterile living room, for this psychic session. And so Gina Marie starts with Margaret and she's like, okay, okay, is there a father figure that's crossed over and connected to the to the name Bernie? And Margaret's like, yes, actually, so Jan's father was named Bernie, and that was Margaret's favorite man in the entire world.

And if she said, you know what, if Bernie was still alive, I'd be still married to Jan. Okay, that's how much I love this man. So she's sort of already losing her mind about this. Could it have been Bernie made off, you know? That's what I was thinking. Bernie made off.

Yeah, same week, it's weird when that happens. See, it's... Bernie made off died this, I thought Bernie made it made off died a long time week. It's weird when that happens. See you, Seth. Bernie made off died this. I thought Bernie made it. Made up died a long time ago. I think everybody did. Because I think we all were. Bernie made it.

Bernie made it off. I mean, there was a dog named Bernie made off. Oh, Bernie made off died this week. And everybody was like, he just died? Wow. I thought he. He. Not Bernie made it.

I thought he died like in in like a what he did He died in yesterday. Yeah, we died. He just died um see you later suck uh, so um uh let's see uh marge yeah so marge shelter story so then it's Michelle's turn and Gina Marie is like hey Michelle do you have a grandfather that passed and you know I feel like that's of course do you have a grandfather that passed? And you know, I feel like that's, of course we all have a grandfather who've passed. Like when you're a certain age, it's like a kind of obvious thing to ask, right?

But then she goes from Portugal and she's like, Whoa! Two! Yeah, which was pretty cool. I was like, wow, the swimmer's good. And then she goes, and then something about the number 26. And she goes, 26, about the number 26 and she goes

26 that was when my baby was born. I was like Okay, that's I guess that's okay. That's that's a good one too wasn't as good as Portugal I guess and then a flick folded up pieces of paper between your eyes. Yes Yes, I don't know why I don't know why that keeps happening Your husband terrible hair, right? Yes. Oh my God. The spirits wanted to use less product. So Dolores, I'm seeing a set of grandparents here. Um, your grandma was she older,

fuck, and she's like, Oh my God. She was. She was 105. She's like, well, your grandfather says, brace yourself for something physical. You need to go get checked. And I was like, whoa. Yeah. That better not be true. That, I mean, that's pretty crazy because, you know,

some of the things it's like, you know, it's the usual thing where it's like, okay, this one kind of looks something up. But this is, you know, the, this was like the biopsy thing was pretty, felt like it was pretty hush hush. So she was talking, Delores is saying, like, well, this is nice, but I never really felt alone with my parents, grandparents, et cetera.

And then Gina Marie goes, okay, you know, Delores, what's with the house crumbling? I'm sensing something crumbling. Do you have an x who makes who flips houses and skimps on materials and then he messes the wrong people and they've bashed his knees well i mean there is frank i mean there's frank you know

actually talking about crumbling i was just a molasses guest bathroom entered a knock on marble thing and a crumble to parts. So, are you sure I'm just not sitting in the right place here? The first thing when she said house crumbling, I was like, oh my god, she's coming for the gorgas and Melissa is sitting in the wrong spot too. That's what I thought too. Yeah, she asked if David's a soulmate and she's like, well, you ask her if she's a soulmate, you're the second. Come on, grandma later. And so she's like, no, I'll tell you if you want to want me to tell you, no, he's not, he's not just soulmate.

However, there's a love route there for you and you guys have chemistry like you've never had before, but you're not going to experience it until you're free. And so Dolores is like, hmm, okay. Well, maybe David and I will park gracefully. I'm okay with that. like, hmm, okay. Well, maybe David and I will park gracefully. I'm okay with that. I'm like, oh, okay. Yeah, so far Dolores has been told she needs to get checked because she might have something really, really wrong with her.

And she does not have a soulmate in David, right? And she's like, fine. You know, you know what? You know what I love? So Tia Chips and Sushi. I'll tell you that. Okay. Who knew?

And then, and then, Gina Marie is like, oh, another thing. I love tortilla chips and sushi. I'll tell you that. Okay, who now? And then, and then, Gina Marie is like, Oh, another thing, your grandparents are sitting on a couch together that both enjoying cookies. Do people like cookies in your family? Either way. And then a big jaw,

big dog jumps up and says, and they say, tell her that boo was here and then the Laura's loses it. She's like, Oh, Oh, she's like, Oh, she's like, boo,

boo, and she starts sobbing. Which of course I totally get, you know, but the ladies are like, what the hell? I'm like, the lady was just old that she could be dying and that she, you know,

she's with the wrong man and she's fine. But it's the dog. Yes, it's the dog. Oh my god. Wow. So then we get boo flashbacks, which is just very funny, not funny, but sad, but funny because I was thinking about boo earlier. Like, wow, this lady is psychic.

And then Dolores is like, you know what? I sleep with boo's ashes every night. I'm like, oh, well, I'm like, this may explain some of the issues, the intimacy issues she's having with David. It's like Dolores, how about tonight we don't bring the urn into bed? How about that, Dolores? Sorry, David. Hey, David, you know what? Go sleep, go sleep next to the refrigerator with that water in the door. Okay. Stupid. So Melissa's like, you know what? I realized that this lady isn't a psychic. She's a medium.

So I'm gonna talk to her. It's like, okay, I'm really glad the storyline is being flushed out. So what a great emotional. It's like for her. So, so excited for her. So there's a male energy behind you. And he's saying, daddy's here.

And then he's saying, where's my dinner? And then he's saying, no, you are not going to a bachelor party. Then he's saying, you better get those towels in line or I'm gonna, she's like, oh, I'm sorry. I've left my text on. She's like, oh yeah. This is.

And then she says, she does say, is there a piece of broken foundation that needs to be fixed? I'm like, she really does understand Joe Gorgas. It's all over the city. Well, so this is worth, so I thought actually this medium seemed really good, but I was very amused when she said this. How does the number five resonate with you?

The number five. I was like, that is like the most generic reading of all time. I think everyone could bring five into their lives in some way. She's like Five. It's work related. It's just five years ago. I started envy Well, I don't think she ever even says it does she they just put on the screen five years ago. She's like Melissa never gets it. It's her five-year anniversary for envy So yeah, she basically asked if she's working too much and is she ruining anything and she's like,

they say no, don't doubt yourself. You'll be out of business soon enough and you can go back to being a wife. Don't worry about it. You away yourself out. And Teresa's like, that's good. They hear. And then Gina's like, Jackie, how are you connected

to a woman named Esther? She's like, that's my dad's mom. She's like, oh, well, she's rooting you on. She's very, very proud of you. And so we hear about her grandma and how her parents didn't really get her eating disorder. So she felt so alone. And she hasn't even talked about the rumor that Teresa has read with her family because she knows that they'll just hurt for her. And so she's glad to know that her grandma's out there rooting for her.

Yeah, it felt kind of like they were just kind of trying to create more of an exciting thing about this Esther moment than was there. And then now it was every grandma grandma just came through and just said, Hey, everybody, the Gorgas do shoddy work on their houses and foundation. I just wish they all were like, you know somebody who's got shaky foundations. That you've got shaky foundations. You know somebody who uses fake

marble. And you also know somebody with the crack foundation. So yeah, how many how many spirits have to give us clues about shaky foundations and crumbling before someone realizes this isn't not a metaphor that there's like a real issue with some of Gorgas construction. So now it's about to burst, baby. So so now is Jennifer's turn and she has a ton of spirit guides. And is there anyone like in your family who is religious or something? She's like, well, I mean, I do have a great great uncle

who was a model during the American genocide in the Pope layer called him a saint. I was like, what? You have your great great uncle was like sainted by the Pope. Jennifer, Jennifer Aiden. Jennifer Aiden is related to his actual saint. No.

I don't believe it. I just decided to spend great uncle was still alive this day because I remember he could take out a house right? Takes a sentence to raise this family. Bad. And Jen go, Jim, they, sorry, the public were dating him, you know, and she's like, yeah, well, he says that, you know, you seem to be stuck in two places. She's like, do I have to have those places to have a housekeeper, baby? She's like, you know what?

I just want my parents to get along. And the psychic's like, well, does your mom perceive herself as abused? I'm like, yeah, she does. And she's like, well, you're enabling your father, you know, you need, does your mom perceive herself as abused? And she's like, yes, it does. And she's like, well, you're enabling your father. You know, you need to tell your mom that you understand her and you understand what she's going through and that she's right.

Which is like a sort of like one of those things where it's like, why hasn't Jennifer thought of this already? You know, so now the phrase, Does your mother perceived that she was, did your mother perceive herself as abused? Um, yeah. And because that shit, that shit's rancid. And um, she's like, you know, um, in Turkey, divorce is taboo, but the men have all the power. So, you know, I need to let my mom know that, yeah, I can see, I can see her side of that. Yeah, and of course it's time for Teresa.

So Nono is standing beside her. And does Nono drink blue label? And Teresa is like, yeah. And you know, love is in the air. And she says that like, Nono and Nono are embracing Teresa's relationships. Some are like, see, even a psychic says that she's getting it. Okay, like it's in the universe, like all the ghosts, they know that she's boning someone.

Okay, that's what's going on here. Joan, okay, I have a question. Can we speak to Joan Rivers? Okay, Joan, is Teresa boning someone? All right, you'll get back to me. Fine, all right, I'll be waiting. So then we go to Jackie's house and she's getting ready for rushesha Shana and other

kids are helping and she's like, how am I supposed to have a peaceful new year when my kids aren't even helping me? Um, and later we find out that the whole thing was catered, which I love. Yeah. She has a pizza stone in her oven. Do you ever, do you, have you ever had a pizza stone, Ronnie? I used to, yeah, I had, I had a pizza phase, a pizza crust phase. So I actually have one not to make pizza, but I hear that it actually makes the temperature

in your oven more consistent. Have you heard anything about that? I know. I'm like, I want to stop this entire recap because I have pressing questions about my pizza stone. And I thought you'd have all my pizza stone answers because I got it because my oven is like very intense. And I saw from an internet video that if you put a pizza stone in there, it also will

like help protect things that you cook in there from the intensity of the heat coming from the bottom. And I just don't know if it's like, if that's true or not. Oh, no, this is my question. I'm like, let me just like stall and just talk randomly about pizza stones. To people who have pizza stones, if can you put a dish on a pizza stone in the oven? If you have, let's say I have to roast some veggies and I have like a tray, you know, like a, or baking sheet, can you put that on the pizza stone to bake or does it have to go on a separate rack?

I would like people to get you good. I mean, I don't know for sure, but I would guess that you could. I think you could, but I just don't know. And so I would honestly would love to know. It's a pizza stone, isn't about making it hotter. It's about making the crust cook evenly, right? Yeah, it's, yes, exactly. Yeah, so I would think, but what do I know? You know what?

I just don't listen to me. Listen to a professional. Can I ask, I'd like to ask the spirits. Okay. Can I, I like to ask grandma Esther? Can you put a sheet pan on a, on a, on a pizza stand? Thank you. Grandma Esther's like, here's my answer.

Joe Gorgia, the shotty homes. Okay. Prax. And we're like, I'm sensing, I'm sensing a crumbled pizza stone. Does anyone have a crumbled pizza stone? Genome. He's like, um, I just wanted to say Esther says that a pizza stone would be more solid than a joke.

Orga foundation. Anybody with anybody? I mean, the pizza stones in a relationship, we can all admit that, right? So, okay, so that's Roger Shana and Jackie is happy knowing that grandma asked her is looking over her. And so all the grandparents come over and there's like a little little you know a little service where the grandma What what surface talks about rush? Shana and what the pomegranates and apples and honey and all that stuff And then Jackie starts telling the family about this the psychic and she's like yeah went to the psychic and you know

They communicate with my grandma Esther remember grandma Esther everyone like they she communicated with her and Evans like Yeah, but to be fair 90% of Jewish grandmother's are named Esther. So... Well, geez, what the woman have her moments, okay? Let her have her touching moment. Evan. And she's like, I'm gonna just choose to believe it, okay, because that's how we work in this family. It's all about what you choose to believe. And she tells us again, I choose to be the cynical and rigid and be more open to different energy because you have fun like that. No, to all of you asking me on Twitter, I'm still not giving Evan a blow, Tom. I just mean things like, you know, maybe now we'll go to lunch more with my friends.

Do you think these spirits are a little bored? I mean, I feel like, yes. Like why, like, why are they always just watching? Like't don't they want to like you know Go hang out with their other spirit friends. I mean, they're all up there like so it's always like oh Yes, you're your grandma and grandpa sitting on a couch and they say hi. I'm like you're lying. They're out of dinner Yeah, hopefully like we had to pull them out of an amazing ghost Broadway show to ask them to talk to you And they said that they're really busy. So if you want another session, we can try them again next time. That's what I want to hear.

Noona says she loves you, but next time give her a heads up because she was watching Hamilton. And it was really hard to get tickets in heaven. Please don't just ring on Esther's door, Dinger, doorbell, okay? Esther was watching Survivor. Yes. She was watching Survivor and she just, she says hi, but she has to get back.

It's a really good travel counts. Esther's voting for the new Jeopardy host, okay? She does not have time for this shit. So very important thing happens next. Very, very important. We now go over for the first time I believe this entire season we had to rails. This rails guys, okay, rails. rails.

Melissa's like, remember my birthday party here, Joe. God, yeah, it was so fun the first time. Let's watch it again. She's like, oh my God, I've had so much to drink. Wow, that's a great flashback, guys. I know. I like that the hostess said to them exactly what I imagined the priest said to them when they got married. You guys are going to be in the cave. And I was a server, please feel free to go back, grab her by the hair, drag her across the floor

until you get what you want. Okay. Yeah. So yeah, they go down to the cave part of Rails. I was a little aghast at this because I thought it was like, okay, they are going to have to do a scene where the two of them are alone in this cave. I was like, no, it was just like a full on indoor,

like the most indoor of indoor, it's like not even like indoors with a windows open. It was like we're putting a bunch of people without masks into a cave underground during COVID. And the waiters and waitresses are coming up and they have like black gloves on and they've got the mask, I mean they look like they're like extras in the neck or something like that.

And they're just like all covered up. And then all these people just like, you know, like, I think I'm gonna have to pour a house. I'm like, I'm like, you guys are in a cave during a pandemic with the mailsoft. I know. Very trickering for me. So they talk about Melissa wanting to give Antonia the birds

and bees talk because she could never talk about that stuff, you know, with her mom. And it really affected her later in life. Like, for example, when she was nine years old, she sat on a lap's boy and her mom called her, you know, shameful, but she made five bucks, which led her down her romantic journey to meet Joe. I mean, isn't this touching?

So touching. So touching. So Joe's like, he's like, oh no, like every time she's like, I just want to know, you know, like, you know, if she has sex, to use economy, he's like, oh, I can't deal with this, there's no other.

So then he's like, you know, the first time I met you, you know, I knew you were gonna be my wife. I knew, because I was like, hey girl, walk over here, now walk over here, now walk over here. And you did it all. I was like, oh, she's made for me. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, she's like, I was working three jobs when I met you. And it's like, yeah, you were a hustler. It's like, I love, I love these two never even understanding everything that they're fitting on TV. Yeah. it was like And I was gonna take it to the penthouse

Because I was a real playboy, yeah Most is like most he's like I just don't want you to forget me I don't want you to forget me. I'm not gonna forget you. I'm right here But you have to accept that there's a different stage of life going on You know, it's not just like three toddlers and a wife cooking food. It's you know three adolescents and a wife cooking food. It's just a little different, you know? It's really different now now open up to two steaks coming into your mouth. Okay? Very independent now. Like it's like all I'm saying is you know, I work. Do what you're doing, you know? but you have to know how to shut it down and don't let it consume you, you know what I'm saying? I'm like, there's not none of this is the envy boutique is not consuming Melissa Gorga. Okay, this is she is not like the she is not like, I can't think of anything like this because the key I was gonna mall from everything that we know, okay

Melissa is not spending 30 hours a day at NV okay, it's not happening. I don't know if he's mad that she's on the housewives So she goes to a lot more parties now or whatever or maybe she's just sick of your misogynist ass Okay, telling her what to do all the time. She's gonna get the hell out of the house, okay? I don't know and frankly, I'm sick of carrying it's been like three years with you two acting like molasses in the opening of nine to five. Okay. Melissa walking down the New York city streets, you know, in her sneakers, getting ready to change in her heels for her. Right. Dolly Parton's clicking her nails together. Okay. That's not what molasses doing. Let's stop pretending.

Yeah. She's no barber corcoran. All right. So then now we go over to Jen's house and her dad, John, is just sitting at the table as usual like, and Josephine comes over and Josephine's like, you know, it's always open, huh? She's like, mom, I opened it for you. So, and then we have like, we know, like we know this is gonna be a confrontational scene because we've seen the previous previous but first we have to deal

with Olivia she's like I got my hands dirty baby mommy so they have to clean her hands. I love making slime baby and I had all my hands baby I got slime on a baby I wish we had a naughty baby take care of my daughter slime hands I wish we had a 90 baby take care of my daughter slumber hands. So she starts washing her hands with her and she's like, it's mama. She's like, yeah, baby. Let go of the stairs and have some fun.

So then Jen's like, some mom, the psychic. We went to our psychic and decided to tell me that you're right. The time. I need to acknowledge you feel mostly abused mama Yeah, and She's like I can't tell you how I can't tell you but wrong and how you feel if that's your truth You know, it's like me saying there was a fox in the driveway and someone say no the turtle But it was a fox baby So then John is like but I didn't abuse her. I mean, do you see any time that I abuse her? I failed old man and Jen, she's like, she's like, if she believes she was abused, she has a

route to fear. Has she feels pets the bagels. And the mom's like, not all abuse is not peeing people. There's a motion of abuse. He never made me happy happy never in 41 years. I could be sick and bed And would he bring me tea? And he's like you're never happy and she's like I was happy before This was like a full-on scene out of like a play that I would see on Broadway. I felt like and now Port Gabriella is there. It's Gabriella again. It was sort of, you know, young teenager. I was like, why have they not shoot this poor girl out of here? Because this is still pretty traumatic for someone to watch and then she's like crying over there. But Josephine is like,

yes, she's like, oh, make me tea sometime if I'm sick. He's like bullshit. You're never happy. I was happy before I was You see you see how we talk to me you see how it talks to me, you know what I used and Jennifer You used to say I should divorce him and she's like I I still say it to pour some mom divorce him I wish you guys you just be happy Yeah, and Gabby's crying in Bill's there now. He's like Gabby. Mm-hmm. You shouldn't be exposed to this go upstairs young one Now listen everybody How about he's like you have to remember marriage was different back then. I mean It does make it it doesn't make a things right

But if you want to help yourself you just can't judge the past with the present where women have equal rights. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And women voting. Who knew? Mm-hmm. What a strange idea. So, um, basically, you know, like Jennifer's, Jennifer basically is like, I care about you being happy and how, you know,

it's important to me and just means like crying and she's like, this is what I've been, that means like a lot more than you can realize. And so Jennifer takes her mom outside to talk and then John is sitting with Bill and John's like, it's too much, man. And Bill's like, well, it's, if you're not from our culture, maybe you're divorced but now.

Mm-hmm. And then we just kind of end with Jennifer consoling her mother and, you know, telling her she'll make more of an effort to, like, understand her side and make her feel loved. Yeah. And that brings us to the end of the world. And that was it. That was it. It was an odd, it was an odd episode. And I hate when housewives earned on this sad shit, you know, put the psychic now or like revisit the psychic or something. But yeah, it was an odd episode. And I hate when housewives earned on this sad shit. You know, put the psychic now, or like revisit the psychic or something,

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