Watch What Crappens - RHONJ: Pulling Out All The Staubs - Live from Instagram!

Episode Date: March 20, 2020

Part 3 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion closes out an explosive season with Danielle Staub making her tear-less goodbye to the franchise (until she comes back). We were supposed to recap this episode live in Salt Lake City, but due to Coronavirus precautions, we took our "live show" to Instagram instead. Enjoy! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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From a safe distance of six feet plus a few states It's Ronnie Karam from the Rose Prick Spatch Rose podcast. What's going on? How are you little bean machine? Hey, Damien Haney. I'm so great. Tonight, this episode is a little different than our normal one. Tonight, we were supposed to be in Salt Lake City recording our recap of Real House as New Jersey. But then, a coronavirus came through and swept the world. So, we're here at home being responsible adults and decided, let's keep the live show vibe going, you know? Yeah. And you know, usually when we come out, we say, hi,

say, you know, hi, so like city or whatever. And people go, woo, and that's like the best part. I don't know why it's just like the easiest way to get, you know, like, hi city. And then the city is like, whoa, they said city. So I just like to give a shout out to house hi house what's up house wait no I still got to do my I still have to do my Utah pandering how about that those the jazz no mine that's okay thank you thank you everyone thank you how about those How about those Spicewood Buolers? Bring him young, am I right? Am I right?

So, uh... Love you, Big Love, best of all time. Love you, Big Love, baby. I was actually very bummed that this didn't work out because I've never been to Salt Lake City and I was really excited to go to it and see it. And on top of that, we were actually going to get a really cool tour of the zoo.

But unfortunately, that will not be happening. But zoo, we will be waiting for you or wait for us because we'll be coming back. We'll come back to Salt Lake City. Yeah, one of you got in touch with the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City for us, the new Bravo show and asked if they would come and they said they were on lockdown and they couldn't come. So you know what? Screw you guys. No, it's getting not screwed. And that was even before coronavirus. They just walked down. That was when crazy season. That's when we're always treated like we have coronavirus. Ben and I are totally used to this feeling, okay, we're totally used to being put in quarantine by housewives. I'm like, sorry, we cannot come around you, okay, do not breathe on us, please. I mean, should we tell everyone about our, about our real life quarantine? Might as well. I mean, right? These days it just seems like whatever. Back in December. Yeah, it's like, so here's an exclusive.

So back in December, exclusive, here's an exclusive to watch. Here's an exclusive. nobody gives a crap about Being exclusive well, we didn't tell the story because we didn't want to scare anyone but then coronavirus is like oh, don't you worry so back in December we went to Denver and Seattle and So we flew from LAX to Denver. And then about two weeks later, right before Christmas, we get calls from the Department of Health saying,

Hi, did you fly to Denver? I'm like, yes. Yeah. Okay, well there were three unvaccinated children on your plane who had measles and you've been exposed to measles. Have you been, have you been, you know, inoculated? I was like, I'm pretty sure, but because that happened like 40 years ago, I had to like go through this whole like CSI and Miami

thing to find my results and everything, which I, and in the process, they basically, they made me self-quarantine. And so we have, and you too, really? Yeah, I do, really did. So it really did show how different we are as people because of course We both got the call and we were recording that day. We were back home when we were getting these calls and Ben's like oh my god The department of you know CSI mark Allen burger call

That's like who cares ignore them like why are you that spam? He's like it's not spam running It's like literally the the the world health organization or whatever is calling. And I'll say, well, is it for an interview? Otherwise, tell them to stop fucking calling me. Like, I don't, I'm voting for Bernie, you know, or whatever. And so I only knew about this because Ben told me, but then they kept calling and I mean, they just real, they are like Bernie.

They are like the Bernie campaign. They text in your ass, they calling you all the time. And so I was in Texas, right? So the ladies are, well, you were exposed to measles. And I was like, okay. And she said, where were you? I said, well, I hugged about 900 women this weekend. And two different states. I don't know. This is like the Ronnie, you know, the Ronnie measles, the Rondles, the Rondles. Hey, girl, you got the Rondles. Like, so good luck tracing that World Health Organization.

Yeah, when the Department of Health lady asks me, she goes, okay, so have you been in contact with many people? I was like, um, about 900 people. Yeah, because you know what these live shows, like we get to meet you guys, and we've met, we meet you here and we've we meet you here obviously but Meeting you in real life. You know, I'm gonna hug your ass. So tight that you're not like I was sweat on you I will hug you. I kiss you, you know like there's no getting away for me. It's like anti-Rani on crack You know, sweat out Tito's all over your blouse like there's no escaping So I was like well if I got measles. I just took out two states, so

I know. And so I actually had to, I knew I was inoculated. And the way I really knew is that when I told my mom about this, she wasn't like, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. She's like, oh yeah, you were vaccinated. So if my mom wasn't worried, I knew I was fine. But you know, they need to have actual proof.

So what they did was they had me come in. So first of all, this all happened on a Friday. And then they were like, well, we're gonna need you to come in and we're gonna need to draw blood. I was like, okay, well, I've literally just driven across the city and driving across LA. It literally took me an hour to drive in traffic to get all the way across the city.

And as it turns out, the testing place is like next door to my house. So I was like, well, I literally just drove across the city. Can I get my testing done out here on the west side? And they're like, no, you can't do the west side. You have to come back here. So I was like, my way Ronnie is our, are you're back? Okay, good. I just realized that if my phone rings, I'm screwed. Like if somebody's calling me, if the World Health Organization, my new best friend calls me, I don't wanna end this broadcast,

so I just turned, I was trying to figure out how to turn on the little moon thing on the phone. Go ahead, man, I'm sorry. Oh, smart. Oh, I should do that after this riveting story. So the point is this, they're like, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. And then I was like, they're like,

well, you have to come back to Hollywood to do it. I was like, oh my God, what my god, oh my god. And then I was like, they're like, well, you have to come back to Hollywood to do it. I was like, oh my god, what a pain. I was like, how about I just come in tomorrow morning and they're like, oh, we're closed over the weekend, but you can come in on Monday. I was like, great, great emergency, right? Like making me wait, like it's either do it like right now or you have to wait till Monday. So I waited till Monday because it was fine. And so I went in there and they maybe put on a mask.

And it's so funny how times of change because I was like, this is so ridiculous. Wearing a mask, whereas like now, of course, there and they maybe put on a mask. And it's so funny how times have changed because I was like, this is so ridiculous. We're wearing a mask, whereas like now, of course, like everyone would just die for a mask. So they maybe put on a mask in this Department of Health area. And I went in and I sat down and the lady there, I was like, listen, we're just gonna give you a booster

anyway, and it's gonna take two weeks for it to kick in, but we're just gonna give it to you just to be safe. I was like okay so she gives me and she goes great you can take your mask off now. I was like wait you just said it takes two weeks like what is this the point is this it was a very crazy situation. It was and I was like I was like the test you know like how restaurants and people into test the waiters to see if they knew what they're doing. I was that test to the health organization because they called me and I was like, well, I just kissed 900 people. So, they're like, what do you mean you kissed 900 people?

And I was like, well, I hugged them, I sweat it on them, I got t-dos on them, I literally just huged so many people. And they were like, well, where were they? I said, two states, they're from all over. And so I'm like, fucking with them, but I'm not fucking with them, but you told me not to lie to them, you know? And so I'm like fucking with them, but I'm not fucking with them, but you told me not to lie to them

You know and so I was like okay, and they said well, where are you you have to come in? I said well, I'm in Texas and they said why are you in Texas? I said who cares why I'm in Texas. I'm in Texas Like I'm not flying there I said could you have someone come here and they said yes You have to stay home and we're gonna send someone over there to interview you I was like why you're interviewing me right now. And I imagined it like the people who got ET and that movie ET, like I'm over with white tints and this is right before Christmas, you know?

So I was like, I'll take any test or I'll go wherever you need me to go. They're like, no, no, we can't. We don't know who to send you to in Texas. So we're going to have to blah, blah, blah, stay inside. And so I did and no one ever came. And I're gonna have to blah, blah, blah, stay inside. And so I did and no one ever came. And I was like, could these people really drop the ball? Like for all I know, I could have had a disease named after me.

Like if anyone's gonna mutate a disease, it's my ass. You know? So I was really upset that they never interviewed me. I was really offended. And so this corona thing came back and I was like, oh my God, it's my chance. And then everybody is like freaking out. really offended. So this corona thing came back and I was like, oh my god, it's my chance, you know. And then everybody is like freaking out and then it turned into a big, obviously, this really huge deal. And I was like, well, now everybody's just gonna get it. So I guess, you know, I get nothing

named after me. It's just another fucking day in my lame life. Yeah, remember back then, back in December, I was actually, you know, I was like all cocky about it. Because again, I knew, and by the way, I did finally eventually get the piece of paper for my childhood pediatricians off as that show. I was immune, be both worse. So if you were at that show, don't be worried. But it was funny because I was like, I'm in quarantine. I'm in self quarantine.

I was like, did you hear about that flight? It made news, by the way, that flight. It was like, did you hear the news? Oh, yeah. You're in New Zealand, babies. So I was like, hey, did you hear about that flight? Because it made news, by the way, that flight. It was like, did you hear the news? Oh, yeah. You're using the Elon Babies. So I was like, hey, did you hear about that flight with the kids with the measles? Yeah, I was on it, not to be quarantined. Yeah, yeah.

And now, of course, now we're all quarantined, and my specialness has gone. So. Yeah, we're not special anymore. My mom was ready to kick the shit out of the lady in those news stories. I'll tell you that. She was like, this is fucking Chris.

I was like, well, I can't leave. And she's like, well, how long is it? You know, I was like, mom, I can't leave, I have to stay in check. Well, that's fucking Christmas. Oh, so this mother who doesn't want to vaccinate her children is going to fuck up my Christmas. Oh, we'll see about that. I'm like, what are you going to call the lady in New Zealand? She goes, I don't give a shit. I'll find her. I'll find her. It was a big dramatic affair. So needless's just say just when we thought we'd put our you notice that Ronnie? Yes, of course I noticed it And I also have an alcoholic beverage. This is actually a combination of two of my favorites It's it's cold brew with rum chata bringing it back to rum chata in honor of this event Well, I did shave and I clipped my nose hairs

and my ear hairs. I only got half my nuts dead because I was like, who is gonna see my nuts? Like we're in quarantine. No one's using my nuts out of quarantine. Like I've got your phone falls over. What do you mean? If your phone falls over and we all see

that you're not wearing pants. You know, I'm wearing pants. I'm a never-nude. I'm a never-newed. I'm a never-newed. I wear clothes at all times. But yeah, I got half my nuts done, so my nuts look insane. But I was like, literally, no one's gonna know about this, except that I just told you all about it. Okay, well that failed.

Okay, who needs your nuts, then? It's a quarantine. Harry Nads! I've got one nut down and one nut not done. Best of both worlds, right? A little bit of everything. Something for everyone. It's like Victor Victoria, right? You're turned this way. It's shaved. You turned that way. It's hairy. Well, this whole thing with us being home and deciding when we're gonna shower and like you know, you come up with your Everyone at home has to come up with your own rules like do I have to groom today? Like who cares if I just fart on the couch all day like no, no, no, but you have to say, like, I have self respect and I'm going to do this for me. And so I started shaving my nuts. And I was like, no one's

going to see my nuts, you know, but then I was like, Ronnie, you're going to feel my mid, some point you're going to brush up against them. You're going to pass them in the hallway. Like, do it for you, Ronnie. So I've got half self-love you know which is a big step yeah it's a big step well anyway before we dive into this something I just remembered right now is that Instagram live has a one hour time limit so when we run out of our time everyone just like hold your horses and we will we'll start up a new sash so that will probably happen so yeah this will be in two chunks and you know what? It's always with Jersey because do you remember we did a live show and We had two in a row because that's back when we were dumbasses and we were like, oh, let's just see 10 shows and whatnot

Who cares? It's always What happens to like we're lies next to a dollar slaughter whatever so? We had a time limit and of course we have like an hour and a half time limit and we couldn't even get the first half of a Jersey reunion episode in Yeah, that was when we were in Boston I remember that because we're doing like a 5 p.m. Show and there was like a punk band coming in next and we were just like going on and on and on and They were getting mad because we were just like a podcasters and they were like we got even a punk coming through So yeah, we've never learned our lesson, the truth is,

we, you know what I said, we're artists. So that being said, that being said, by the way, I'm, I'm schfitzing right now as I may have mentioned earlier because I took a shower right before we started recording and I got the shower sweats, which is like, the most annoying type of sweat that they're crepossibly be, it's like, oh, you just wash yourself. Well, guess what? I'm

going to make you have to wash yourself again, because I'm going to make you sweat even though you weren't even hot before. So that's why I know I hate those. I hate shower sweats. But that's like the only time I make any effort in life is like take a shower and like bend down. It's like, when else did you bend down today? You didn't. OK, so I'm glad to know you got the shower so it's too, because I thought it was just a chunky person. Oh, you don't want to see what's going on under here. It's just like, it's not good. So I guess we should probably do this recap, right?

Yeah, let's get to this recap. Why not? I've got it on all these different screens staring back at me. So I wasn't sure which one gonna be more comfortable. Okay. So I've got it on all these screens, so I'm just looking all over the place today. Perfect.

All right, well, I'm very excited. It's been a great season for New Jersey, and I'm excited that we get this big Danielle episode to do for our live show. So the episode opens up with, previously, and we just see Danielle in her dress rooms. Do it.

She has, wait, let's see if I can recreate what's going on under her eyes. Oh, yeah, she's got the doctor's souls. The hair, I'll use my phone case. I could, she's got like doctor's souls under her eyes and here like a tripod. She's like, she's like, she's about to play like a very new version of football.

She's like, okay, let me tell you what's going on I need a wide receiver to go far. Okay, go far. And then I'm just I like your version. And she's like, what are you gonna put on my eyes? And Priscilla, you know, the infamous Priscilla who's been a mate. I mean, why doesn't Priscilla get her face on the wall of bravo? She's been the makeup artist as some of the biggest real housewives ever. So Priscilla, we see, we love you. And Priscilla has so much work to do because she's got Danielle who's trying to make her backstage stuff a scene, right? And she's also just got real housewives face that she's trying to deal with. Did you notice

she had Danielle's like she had to grab her eye right here and she had it like lifted. I was like, you need like a light clamp from home depot to get that shit up girl. Like they were fighting the good fight, Priscilla. Yeah, it was like someone told her to turn Mount Rushmore into forced hatches of liberties. It's like, it's just, it's difficult. It's a lot of sanding down. It is. It's a big home depot job.

It's like trying to do. You don't Roosevelt is wonderful, but he does not make a lovely lady Speaking of why do I have brown teeth on Instagram? Don't I look like I have a wooden teeth like an old president? Okay So she's like what color are you think oh my eyes and Priscilla's like iridescent and Daniel goes I like Color It's like shut up, Dan Yeugles. You're getting your fucking makeup done for free, okay?

This is the last time this is ever happening. And she's like, I asked to be seated with Andy. It's not a plea. It's a demand from a lady who's not fully employed by this show. So Lauren Volcanakis, Lauren Volcanakis, I think that's how you pronounce it, is a producer. And I love that we got her whole name. Yeah, it's not just a producer. It's Lauren Volcanakis.

God damn it. You better respect. Someone else. Sounds like someone else didn't just make a plea. She made a demand for her whole name to be on screen. I will not be Lauren V. this season either. I'm Lauren Vol Lauren V. this season either. I'm Lauren Bolognakis. Which sounds like she could be neighbors with Victor Kiriakis, who's a famous days of our lives character. And Jennifer

Andy Milanochus. Andy Milanochus, who I want to see. Or Mikko Knose yogurt, which is also delicious. So we problem. Less. Um, not a lot of guess. He is not what they. Oh, wait, what's the name? What's from picket fences? Oh, he's Kathy Baker. Don't bring Kathy Baker into this. No, I was pickles. Five. No, five is for other works. Now that's a guy you saved your nets for. Constance, Mandalore. Oh my god. Also Now that's a guy you saved your nets for. Constance Mandalore. Oh my goodness. Also, he's also in Sophe Dejanic Amio. He sure is.

His little, sure is. His butt crack. Okay, so Lauren Vokonakalis. I'm just gonna call her Lauren Kiriakis because I like to think she's from the Kiriakis line. So she comes in, she's a producer, and she's like, oh hi, Marty. Glad to see you're doing Marty, the way the only Marty can.

And Marty's like, well, it was just unfair what they did last year, the way they all ganged up on though, she didn't have a chance last year. So I'm here to protect and yell, right? I was like, what do you mean they all ganged up on her? Since that happened, she said that you were an abusive monster. What are you talking about party? He's like they should all be ashamed of themselves. I'm like you should be ashamed of yourself for all the hideous patterns You subjected us to with your your shirts from Van Hughes in okay So dad the office on there's like a there's like this noise. I don't know why they kept this in here It didn't really make sense, but I'm glad they did because it was just just so Danielle, cause we just hear like a phone go up and Danielle's like,

ah, that's Fendi's medicine a lot. It's like time for Fendi to receive his like Fendi medicine. And like, what's funny is that like the rest of the scene, whatever Danielle's saying, it's while she's also like wrestling her dogs, mouth open and sticking a needle in there, you know, she's like, yes, yes, I do deserve to be in there because I am an original housewife. Stay calm. Stay calm.

It's good. One little prick. Huh? Stay calm. I'm an original housewife. This is the demand. Stay calm. So, um, just to warn you, your mic does make like a little noise on the earphones. So if you have a stanching and putting things you might want to because people are gonna call you a monster later in cons, okay? I'm going to transition back to, you know what? I will transition back to my normal microphones.

Okay, hold on. Say, you vamp, you vamp while I do this. You vamp, you vamp. Okay, you know why? Love other women, right? Say, sometimes other women fold down, they just stupid things. they try to make coronavirus all about themselves and make up hashtags about how they're doing some much for people

with coronavirus like Bethany Frankl, okay? Let me tell you what, Bethany Frankl's surmortiser, all right? And if we need to care for him anything that's Bethany Frankl, she does sport other women, right? We should mention by the way that Ramona is self quarantining with Mario and Avery at the moment, although I don't know how well her self quarantine is going because you then took a photo at the beach this afternoon, which I know is allowed, but I just feel like it's against the spirit of self quarantining. It's like, whoa, I'm in a self quarantine.

You do that. I'm going to go up to tell everyone, walk up to up to them and say hey get right in their face and say hey I'm in the self-quarantine. Okay, I can't be around people and want to make sure you all know Okay, so I'm really close to make sure no one gets close to me. Hi Okay, so yeah, so she's shoving a syringe down poor fendi's mouth You know like fendi hasn't been through enough this fucking dog in a straw. No, so she's shoving this syringe down fendi's mouth, you know like Fendi hasn't been through enough this fucking dog in a straw So she's shoving this syringe down Fendi's mouth and then Lauren Lauren Kiriakas is like do you need anything? She's evil cuz she's a Kiriakas and Daniel's like I Requested numerous times to be seen in next to Andy. I don't care if it's the right or the left

I mean OG outspifed and I should go out the way I came in I was like you should up of a vagina That is how you should go up you should definitely go up some old ladies vagina as your exit. I agree I support it Daniel She literally said I should leave in the seat that I originated like what does that mean? Did you build that seat? I know you originated this seat. I created seats next to Andy Cohen the seat that I originated and they show her they show her clip because she's like I originated the so they show the clip of the reunion she wants me to

sat on that couch she was like a guest like they had to bring out and then she laughed she was there she was not there a whole time No, she's not a reunion. Well then how come she wasn't there in the later in the episode and he's like, hey, I thought Yeah, look behind you and look do you remember that we did this 12 years ago and she turns around and she's not in the picture at the reunion No, I thought the same thing the reason I thought the same thing, the reason I thought the same thing. And then I realized it's what it doesn't look like her anymore. But it is, it is. And it was her. Yes, she was there.

Well, it was there. It was the seat that she originated. Is the picture that they posted on the back wall of the reunion set. Yeah. Was that after she had walked off the set or something? Or was there in that? There were two women. There were two women.

It was Teresa and Danielle sitting next to. Oh, I thought they cut her out. It just, no, I thought the same thing. It just looked like that. I looked, because I looked at it too. I was like, Danielle's not there. And then I realized, oh, from that angle, Danielle looks like a perfectly lovely person. So it seems like it's not, she's not there.

So, yeah, they're saying Beverly was there. I love Instagram live. You can read everyone's comments. They're like Beverly was there. I like it better my way. I'm just gonna live in my little fan-fick world. You can do that. They just cut around the picture of the reunion. That's what's always happened to me. I've always been cut out. She goes, if I'm not next Andy, that's fine. I'll walk. We're talking this street. They've got her like in a, that she's in a sparkling gown. Priscilla's like,

lifting up the lids. They've got like shellac being bored down her throat. I was like, you're going on camera. Who are you kidding? Is there like a special at the macaroni grill? I mean, where is she in such a rush to go off to? I mean, so then finally Lauren Villanakis is like, you know what, you'll have to talk to Andy about this, because this is too ridiculous, and she also probably

recognizes that this will be a perfect scene for the trailer. So then we go to the main stage, and we have Andy Cohen, have a walk back! Yeah! Anyway, anyway moving on and then Dolores goes I have a question is like okay. Teresa since Joe's been gone has he spoken to you better have you tried walking from the living room to the kitchen back to the living room does it work for you it works for me works for me. Hey three. I've got a question for you. Is Joe still frustrated? 60 minutes with Dolores. All right, he frustrated.

I'm here with Dr. Anthony Fauci of the CDC. Dr. Fauci, are you happy? I got a question. Ma, what do you have for breakfast? A cookie cookies. So this I thought was funny. There was a question. The question itself was not funny, but it was from a woman named Dorenda from Boise and asks about, I know you paid all of Joe's debts. How much money went towards paying his legal fees? Durinda from Boise, does Andy Cohen realize

is being punked by someone? Like, you know that was from like, Joanne from West Hollywood, right? Like, there's no other Durinda and there's definitely not a Durinda in Boise. So how much did you pay Theresa for Joe's debts? I'm saying, I want, and he's like a couple million say I like a million I like all right if that if that was a breast implant how big would it be right three pounds of a million six pounds

With two million degrees looking off me look at I touch the dad can I touch the dad Oh Yeah, yeah, it was over a Theresa? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I was over a million. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like so, Joe, thanks. You should say, yeah, but you know, with the, you know, it's, you've always got a backhand complaint. Like, you know, like, you know, I never would have had to do this if I had to do it with you because I had to do it.

You know, it's like that, you know, it's like that. Yeah, I mean, I'm like I'm in a car and compliment and they're in this or do Damn you for saying to Rene getting that in my head. The loris is like, you know what? He blames the show That's it. He blames the show like she did something to him by putting it on camera I'm a list of like yeah, he says it Trace is to blame and the loris is like is like you know what and that's why he's gonna want Like hinting that he's gonna want money and he's like oh Now if they if they get divorced you think Joe is gonna want money from You know you know

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A man who walked in your shoes spent $5 on tuna, advise the Gorg, grow a Gorgah, huh? Huh? Andy, subscribe and like. Spend $5 on tuna advice the goga grow what goga, huh? I am the subscribing like just Yeah Just because you don't think he's that type It doesn't mean you can't have a typewriter. Know what I'm saying? I am the goga

It's like he's always what it's like somebody's always blown a At the end of lion in front of his face and he's like looking at all the He's trying to fall off a little white He's like All right, and then he got the end of it. Here's what I told my sister, huh? I was like that guy. He's gonna take your money, huh? So Andy's like so Joe Gurgertz interesting what you said on the show I mean it was certainly the first time that I heard it that you didn't believe Joe due to ice cream to treat so well I'm like did you were you do you remember seasons three through now?

Like is this the first time you heard it Andy Cohen? Yeah, and I mean I know he likes those grateful dead concerts But how much is he smoking up? And Joe's like, listen, Andy, huh? I'm not going to do nothing until the actually abuses are something like physically, you know, like a head is something, you know, it's not like leaving the toilet seat down kind of abuse, you know, there's different kinds of abuse. Andy basically is what I'm saying.

Huh? Huh? Huh? Hi, Andy. Huh? And he's like, well, you know, Jury, so why do you think about your brother caring about you? Will you think about that, Jury, so why don't you think about your brother caring about you? Will you think about that, Jury?

That crazy. And she's like, I want to move on to myself, Andy. I'm not on as family's going to hate me and me. Did they eat you already? They ate you already. So then, Joe's basically we get this content we've had for three years now. Like, can you believe Theresa actually went to jail? This is crazy. Yeah, because Andy's asking, uh, Jo, Joe, you dice what he's, oh, Joe, Gorgah, what he thought about Jo,

Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe Gorgah's like, I didn't like it, he should have been begging and pleading, begging and pleading for forgiveness, begging and pleading. And Melissa is like, he seemed very arrogant. I didn't like how arrogant he was. And Dolores is like, I was very upset. Mainly because Frank had spat on the TV. Wow. It's hard to see through that saliva. Just just drips, drips and drips of it. Yeah, Melissa's like, yeah, when I stopped twirling because the wine like that,

and then they show the clip of Joe just like beating the crap out of the wine and the wine glass. Yeah. So like when I saw I'm twirling that wine, I wanted to slap it out of his hand and the interlores goes his dying inside Delores you were doing so well. Can you take five minutes of your life when you're not standing up for the worst fucking man on earth? Let's just stop like she's dorsdoris dorsdoris. Delores should stand up for serial killers like Ted Bunty what did he do except one a little love. All right, listen, as someone who was currently dating a mummy with no bandages, I can tell you from experience, he's dying inside.

He's dying inside, huh? He's dying, okay. Someone get him a cat. So, yeah, so. So, he's like, all right, let's pretend I work for ice. All right, let's pretend I work for ice. Alright, let's... Okay. Okay, let's pretend you work for my eyes, Sandy. He's like, if I want you to show,

why am I gonna let him out of prison? I'm like, what do you mad that Jo-Judai is complaining about the customer service in ice? When he's like, okay, you can open the fucking window in here. What? I try to open the window now, I'm gonna shoot. Fuck this place. I give this place zero stars on yelp. I just love the amount of importance

Andy just like gives his own interview. He's like, I mean when my interview was seen across the world I was like, wow, dude, you know, that's why would you say those things? everyone at ISIS watching right now. I know Oprah Winfrey and I. He's just such a starfucker. He doesn't care who it is. He knows as long as they're famous. He's like, hey, ISIS has been in the news a lot. They watch my show.

Yeah. So then Teresa is talking about why Joe acts what he does. So she has her full fingers spread out. As far, her fingers are socially distancing. She's like, gotta keep him away from me, Chadda, gotta keep him, gotta keep him away. So, you know, when she talks, she does this thing, you know, and so she says, I think this is on the heels of her saying,

oh, my God, his family's gotta hate me so much. And then she goes, I think that the way he was raised is what he was like this, you know, like I don't think that he had a lot of cuddling and love. Like, I think that the way he was raised is why he was like this you know like I don't think that he had a lot of cuddling in love like I think you had bad parents basically bad parenting you know you know like well so much for being worried about them hating you before he's like yeah well Joe treated you like crap and he's the reason you went to jail so why do you so mean to you that's what I wanted though. Let's bring out ice and ask her It was on camera where he's like fuck my fucking cup fitness bitch what I hear she comes a bitch

Exactly and by the way in case you didn't remember that scene and he's like okay everyone I'm gonna take a painful look back. Yeah Let's dry jump some terrible memories for Teresa. So we get another montage of Joe like cheating and doing terrible things Whatever and so yeah, so then our whole clip was Kim D being like, what do you think she just don't know or she just don't care? And they're like, about what Kim D and she's like, come on, we all know we all saw, we all heard, we all say, we all drink, we all run, we all sleep, we all wake up in the morning. We are flipping egg. All right come on This is her like rascally musical solo, you know like if this if this if New Jersey were like a musical It's like Kim D comes out. Look at the music. Tata Tata

Don't don't don't don't don't don't don't we all know We all see But I say what you think Because I'm Kim Kim D And I say what I see I'm in bring Broadway back I mean Broadway needs some stuff right now. Everybody's had to cancel their shows.

Just, just subcimpy up there with the fucking piano player. I've literally seen three Broadway musicals in the past three days. I am like, so musical theater up right now. I know. I need to get on that Broadway HD and start watching. I want to see the ones... Did you see? I'm sorry, we're totally derailing, so... Sorry, everybody. I want to see the

um and the governor of Texas and Richard with Holland Taylor it's called and and they've got the show there I have to see that is that on is that on Broadway HD yeah yeah that'll be tomorrow's viewing before I see my sweet sweet coin to watch cats oh yeah we're gonna have a cat's moment. So far we've watched Miss Saigon yesterday, false set of and then although I didn't get to see the second act yet

because we had to record and then today was an absolutely awful musical call holiday and which is just like the pit. I watch false set of so I love that show. Okay, I know, I only got to the first act so no spoilers for the second act No false settos spoilers guys You guys I know I'm touching my eyes. I'm so sorry, but I can't help it. I always I'm an i-booker factory Okay, so Teresa's like Nah, I didn't know not any of my new I'm such a big candy if I don't want candy I want it. She starts like

Punching her like call her and she calmer down. Stop rattling up Theresa. We get a lot of like, did you believe that was John Cheat of anybody believe? John Shooties. Who would she? I'm driving a piece of ass. So we can't touch your boobs again, Theresa.

Well, of course everybody believes it. Yes. Yeah. So, and then, so after all this, then Andy's like, so, Joe Gorgah, I want to take off your shirt or how about this? You know what's interesting to me is that even though you couldn't stand Joe Juda, you were the one who was telling Teresa it was time for her to shake him free. Let him have us freedom and let go, you know?

I'm like, yeah, because he hates him. Of course he's gonna do that. I guess Andy's point was that Joe at that moment was being empathetic towards Joe, you guys. But I'm like, no, he was just like, finally, let's get this fucker out of our lives and send him to Italy. Please get him away. And then Joe gets to do his self-help stuff for his like,

Ha ha, listen, here's what I say, Andy. I mean, not love the guy? No, not strong. All right, grow a gorgah. You know what? When you mess up your lines, don't get mad at yourself, Andy, all right? All right, here's what I say, Andy. I mean, not like the guy, but you know what? I know this guy, my whole life, Andy. I don't gotta like him to love him, grow up goga like and subscribe Andy like and subscribe yeah I got I don't like you but I got I love you you know what I'm saying so on the on that like inspirational note we're like back to Daniel stop who's like all right all right here we go all right my demands. I must sit next to Andy Cohen. This is Danielle.

She literally had a deer at the... She's like, I wrote down Danielle. The whatever light they have on Danielle, it looks like she's like a black hole sucking in the light I've never seen a light shine on somebody that looks like darkness is being signed on somebody if that makes any sense She's like a dark A cost of completing I'm completing my Daniels job look okay I have a cost that they call this look Costco chic I Need to sit next to Andy Cohen, okay?

I need to get, and if I'm not sitting next to Andy, there's going to be a problem, okay? The game that no one else is playing and is not being televised, it has no published rules and no one else knows the rules to it, but the game ends here And they're like you're on in five you've got gum. You like you've got a piece of gum stuck to your upper lip So then back on stage and he's like welcome back Well, I'm living in a man's in the new Jerry Lee the being behind bars. Oh Jesus more how off I know Oh, people went to jail. I don't care

Seriously My god anything this makes me fight for the death penalty for stupid things and Andy goes he's like well it just seems like him and Italy has brought the end of five years ago it seems like this family can't catch a break I'm like can't catch a break can't catch a break from being punished for the fraud that they were doing yes're right. I just can't get them break. So what are the chances of him winning the current appeal? And who cares? Who cares? I don't care. The kids are sad, the kids are super sad. Let's feel for the children.

I feel for the children. Well, my favorite part about all this though is that it was like the cry Olympics because Teresa is like, she's like saying, I feel bad for the daughters. You know, I feel bad for the daughters. And then like Margaret is like, you know what, I didn for the daughters you know I feel bad for the daughters and then like Margaret's like

They're not even punished she's going on more they're punishing the door I need tissue and then like all of a sudden everyone is I trying to out like block their eyes They're like I know this is what the scream looks like it's like this Like she's just It doesn't look in any of video. Just like a lot of fabric. It's just, she's been passed. Everybody's trying to cry, but nobody is crying, okay?

Let's get that started. In March, March is trying to cry, and it's so funny watching March try to cry, because she can't hide what's on her face, right? She'll like roll her eyes, she'll be like, oh, and then she'll be like, like you're poking yourself in the eye. Okay, stop. You're hurting yourself. So then, so Andy's like, so has Joe thought about maybe relocating to Cal, which is a lock-close with in Italy. You may not know that, but it is. And Teresa's like, no, he's in Mexico on a fishing trip and a guy's fishing trip in Mexico

and he's like, uh, where do you get the money for that? And he's like, he's working, he's working. Just concerned since everyone's doing that like side eye thing like, uh, what is working on what? Yeah, exactly. He's like, you know what I'm going to do Sports betting, Andy. Yeah. What's in that video is gonna do? He's like, sports betting, but I'm gonna do the shoot. Oh yeah, something like that. And so, you know, Andy's like, what's he working on? I'm just like, I don't get him bound. And apparently Joe had approached Teresa

to like start some businesses together. I think it is like, actually, one of the biggest miracles of all of Bravo history that Teresa had the sense to say no I will not start a business with you. Yeah, no of course not Joe So then Andy starts talking about You know is Joe gonna try and steal your money or take your money So we get we get to that some more and then we get to the Italy thing and Andy's like so one thing that came up

My interview that I loved God wait You're not a dragon to Joe anymore, so you wanted to wait until Italy to see if you had any feelings for him I had that work at did you have any feelings? No, Amy. Did you want to be in his inside? Did you let him touch your boobs like I'm touching them right now? Did you? No, Annie. Oh, your boobs feel like two million. I'll tell you that much.

All right, everybody else got a question for us. I wish I could say you were exaggerating, but you really weren't. It was like a line of questioning that was literally like, did you have sex with him? Did you want to have sex with him? Was there a part of you that want to have sex with him? Do he want to have sex with you? Did you have to tell him no? What was it like to not have sex with them? Did you think about maybe you should have had sex with him? Well, it's like the first time you had sex with him before?

I think I was doing And then the first time you saw that But Joe Gorgher put his nuts in my hand right now, which he could do right now. All right, would you still have Joe with that second of Joe? All right, tell me the truth, I'll go. If the pool guy was there, would you have had sex with him? Would you have sex with the pool guy and Joe?

What if they had sex and you watch? Which is the best scenario for you? Yeah, by the way, we should not go ahead. Oh, I just wanted to say also that the one flashback that I really appreciated that Bravo put in there, which was right before this, was Andy, again, trying to like make Joe Gorgah angry at Joe Judice, he goes, you know, Joe Judice caused some serious problems between you and your dad and your sister. I mean, I guess we did too, but we just won't pretend that we weren't part of that. But anyway, Joe, you guys caused all this problem

with you and your dad, and then we got a flashback to the christening of a joke or a gorgah going, you're my fucking father! You're my fucking father! Yeah, that was one of the best episodes of all time of Jersey, of all the houses, or the reunion where they had Rosie in the very in backstage

They are she heard Teresa talking about her and they're like stay back growth They're like trying to hold her back and you just hear Rosie going oh The family that knows how to bellow No, no. By the way major fail in Andy's part did he not ask a single question about why Nino was making Archipus at six in the six in the morning I don't think he did the entire reunion that is the biggest fail of 2020. You didn't even mention that no no no no got nothing no no got shit and you know they're showing this like oh it's been ten years let's show the ten years

like clips of me old and, or you're not. Like, oh, you're right now. So they were showing all the clips. They didn't even show Rosie or Kathy or the twins. No, they should wrote, they, they should Rosie later on. They did? Believe it or not. Yeah, Rosie and Kathy did.

It was a born, Yuriakis, because I'm not convinced. Ha, ha, ha. Are you sure it wasn't a page boy from one of those musicals you saw? No. No, Rosie and Kathy made it into the montage that was at the end of the show. So anyway, yeah, so yeah, like you know, like us. So yes, you just asked Teresa over and over and over again about the sex and then she's like, yeah, he wasn't happy and thank God I had Adriana

there because she was a good cock blocker. I was like, that's funny. But the implication there is that if Adriana weren't there, was Joe gonna like force himself on her? Like why is, was no one else slightly disturbed by that? Dude, everything they say on Jersey is disturbing. It's like you have to let so much stuff go when you're watching New Jersey.

Cause yeah, that was really fucking creepy. He's like, you know how I'm in and then the Lord says, like yeah, you meant don't like here in No Andy. You know, yeah, and then Dolores is like yeah You meant don't like here in no Andy. All right. It's just men. You don't say no to him. Yeah, I right they're dying inside They're dying just get him an apple martini and some and some Proching powder and they'll be happy and Andy's like what I didn't even about that you And I'm happy and you don't say no to a guy. And

Dolores goes, she emasculated it, Mandy. That's what happens. No, she didn't. She stood up for herself. She's like, oh my God, I've been married to like Gargamel's cousin all these years. And I'm not, and I have a hot pool guy at home. I am so not turned on by this guy anymore. Yeah. So they talk more about like who played a, whose fault was this? It's not named Teresa or Joe. All right, let's try and come up with any,

any other person to blame, all right? So they go around and joke, joke orgas like, Oh, my mom was sick. She was so sick and then she was so sad. And then blah, blah, blah, blah. So they talk about how Teresa was super upset because her mom died and that's when she started getting really better towards Joe.

Yeah. And he's like, will you please just divorce him? Yeah. Yeah. He's like, Andy's basically like, so you think that Joe, you guys had a partner in your moms, you know? And Gorgas, like, a thousand percent, a thousand. I got a lot to say, but I can't.

And Andy's like, I think you just did you just see me go I was like What like his mind is blown by that concept. Yeah, I said something and so Andy's like all right Just when are you gonna get divorced and she's treason Is anybody else surprised that treason knows these words suddenly like procrastinating where the fuck did that come here it's been coaching Teresa I know when she said judgment later on I was like that's so strange so Andy's like well you should even spell it I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

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I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. fascinating and Everyone's like you got assigned those the force papers now before you you know before he comes for the money And it's like so are you to give up the judas name? It's so pretty. Are you going back to Gorga? And she's like no, we have to go I'm gonna wait till I take on the names of my new husband That's what I'm gonna do so he's like oh through you sick. Oh, I Don't like to get jealous of what people were born with, because it's pointless.

But how the fuck was this box of rocks gifted with that kind of self confidence? I mean, it's just amazing to me. She's like, who's the box of what box of rocks? I know, but it's Jewish as my man. I mean, I'll thank you for me. I have a baby. God bless you. Can you buy me? She will. She will. Cause she

knows she always has that lawyer to to to as her backup plan. You know, I'm surprised that James Frank was named James Franklin. I'm surprised he wasn't like leering behind the set like. Oh yeah, I remember that old rumor that it was like the lawyer like she was cheating with the lawyer and that the lawyer just kept showing up for every scene so he could be on camera It's a lot of you know I wanted to talk about the appeal you got thrown at I love don't that sure sure sure sure sure Are we okay over here? We okay? He would like show but like a sweatshirt and that he'd be like in a sweatshirt and Jeans like super casual, but his hair would be so slick back. It'd just be like a helmet

I'm like, why did you do your hair so aggressively just to be in a sweatshirt? Because when you have plugs you have to be very careful because those are like it's like putting one strand of grass into the mud at a time You know you're like don't move. Don't blow it wind. Don't blow it You gotta like it down So Andy's like, well, I think you have a great love waiting for you. Hope it's the pool boy. Let's get him short list on the show next season. Thank you very much.

Yeah. So then Andy, they break for whatever. And Andy's like, control room, control room. Hey, control room. Hi, control room. Ground control to major control room. We've watched this for 12 years or whatever. Don't pretend that you just always check in with the control room every time you get it. Hey!

Hey, Control Room full of women who told me that I was doing a great job on below deck because you're a fault I'm getting all this internet heat. Anyway, what's going on in there? Hello, room of women to blame. It's me. Everything all right. And Lauren Kuryakis is like she's not coming out unless she sits next to you, Andy. And then we see Danielle in her dressing room. Oh shit. Where's my Danielle mask? I lost it. Oh wait, where's my Costco card? So we go back and she's like, I am not gonna sit there and eat with all of those girls

working at me all those faces I didn't have to come I did not have to come And he's like He's like, I mean look at that the dog in his drawer. All right. Well, you look great. Hey loser, Marty. Hey, I think your dogs have the seizure down there. His eyes have turned into spirals. You might want to check on him. Fendi So he's like, hey, uh's going on Danielle? She's acting like she's standing on the steps of the Supreme Court. Okay. So she's like, yeah, and that's what you're here.

You know, I'm totally not going to give you a fake and evil grin right now, despite whatever you're going to request. So she's like, I don't want to be seated anywhere, except next to you, because obviously Danielle has seen the Orange County reunion at this point. And so I'm a Vicky Pull and I'm like, I'm gonna pull that too. But Andy's like, why?

Yeah. Why would you want to be near me? Which like he doesn't know, he knows power seating. And so she's like, you know what, Andy? because last year I couldn't hear a thing that you said Because every time I spoke truck mouth over there We start talking to me And I just care out because all right well I will talk loudly But you're the only thing I got trees in here and I've got markets in there

I'm not gonna put you next to Theresa because last time I was in this setting I got pushed and I'm not gonna Boogie next to Margaret because there was a hair pole and By the way when you said last summer in this I got pushed which meant of course they like brought in that clip of Teresa Knock him into the into the into the chair Which they act is like just the most violent thing to ever happen on in the history of the world. And it's just like him just falling into a chair lightly. And he's like, whoa, I got pushed.

I don't want that to happen again 10 years later. I know, but I love that he's punishing also. I love also that he's punishing Danielle for the violence of Teresa. You know what I mean? He's like, he'll see push me so you can't sit next to me. Like how does that make any sense? If that was a thing, then put Teresa behind, I don't know, put Teresa on the floor with like those little plastic,

you know, strips around her arms or whatever. Like tired of a chair. Why are you letting her go away if she's the violent one? Well, he's doing a classic housewives thing, which is to come up with like the excuse of personal safety as a reason Why not to film something he's like well? I wouldn't feel safe in the situation because last time that you and Teresa were too close to each other I got pushed into a chair and crease my pants for about five seconds Yeah, well it's like people who lie on train tracks. Does anybody really cry when they die?

I mean you know their mom or whatever but for the most part you, well, you were lying on the train track. Like there was a, there's a four. If they were tied, what if they were tied onto the train track by, like, an evil person in like a body is not tied to a train track. Okay. Andy is purposely sitting in the middle of the fucking train track. And not only that, he owns the trains too. He makes all the money off the train track. Stop sitting in the middle of the train track and he should be like at a check cashing place behind thick white glass, okay? That's where he should be.

I'm not gonna feel bad for him sitting there and then getting run over by a train. You know when I was a kid, my mom told me like a nursery rhyme that like devastated me. It was like something about a peanut. There was a peanut that was sitting on the train tracks, part of Flutter.

Here comes the train, oops, peanut butter. And I was like, oh no. I was like, the poor peanut, the peanut got killed. And my mom was like laughing like, oops, peanut butter. And I was like, mom. My mom would have smacked you on the back of the head and told her to get you to get her some more framby. I get a little pussy.

All right. That poor peanut like it like it barely got it through to the eighth syllable of that rhyme before it was dead. So anyway, the point is this. So then, uh, so and he's like, yeah, I can't have you next to Margaret. What's happening? What's wrong? We're almost at an hour, everybody.

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Okay, I press record again, we're back. So as we were saying before, so Andy is sitting there, Andy is talking to Danielle and he's like, well, I'm not gonna spit you next to Teresa, like, I'm pushed! And then last time you were next to Margaret, there was a hair pull and there was water.

So, and Daniel's like, so move it to the end of the couch. He's like is that what this conversation about? So that's what this is about. I'm moving trout mounts to the end. All right. I love seeing where you're coming. And then he becomes evil. He's the thing. Yeah. She's like I deserve the respect. I am leaving. I want to leave. I'm sorry. K. Hey, I think it's like, you know, behind the dumpster. Yeah. And he's like, well, here's the deal. Okay.

I don't want to put you next to Theresa or Margaret, because honestly, you're just not as famous as they are. And you're not even a full-time housewife. So you're so lucky that you're even getting this scene right now. All right. So what we're gonna do is We're gonna dust off a tarp and scrunched up until it looks like a chair and have you sit on that on the edge, okay? Yeah, he's like, but I want you to know him, you know, I want you to be heard okay Which is such 2020 language. It's like uh your trash. I'm giving you zero respect

I'm getting you a fucking folding chair from from from the kids section now back all right And but I hope that I hope that you know that I hear your feelings Who good I hear your feelings and you're not famous enough for me to care about so your choice this enough for me to care about. So your choice. And then she just tosses something in the trash and defeat. Did you notice? I don't know like a diet coke cat. Some sort of she's like, football. Yeah. And so then we see Margaret, like all the women are like standing

around the couches. And she's like, I have a feeling there's some dead yellow drama. Okay, she's such an asshole she's such an asshole such an asshole all right and Melissa's like I don't want to deal with her again why do I have to deal with her so then back on the dressing room Marty's like they set it up so you can't have she's saying it's very unfair Danielle it that's sick. It can't even have you say. She's like, shut up, Marty, you're worst. I know, just be quiet back there. Then she's like, I'm sorry, I brought you into this mess.

I'm like, there's literally no mess. Like, she's acting. She's literally acting like she brought Marty into like a war zone. Like into like 1992 Yugoslavia or something like that. Like you're just you're backstage and you asked to sit next to Andy and he said, no, that's no mess about it. So back on set, Andy's like, all right, ladies, I want to make sure two things. Joe Gorgher get your nuts and my palm check.

All right. And then I want to make sure that we would tell you coming out, that we don't and thank us. And I did. And I did that. Right, and then I want to make sure that we would Danielle coming out, but we don't and think of a Nile, that Andy And I That what you mean Andy, you know what I said The way that bill and I let's me all the time take me bill

So this that's not recording and Danielle has her like like her full on scowl. She's like Not happy recording and Danielle has her like, her full on scowl. She's like, not happy, not happy. And I may have just stepped in, a pool of saliva from Fendi, not happy, not happy at all. Yeah. And Lauren Curiakis is like, Danielle, it's now a never. But if you're ready, we gotta go right now. And so Danielle's like, all right, I'm coming. And she gets and she walks as slowly as possible

while she strolls her folks. She's like, hmm. Mm-mm-mm. And then she's like, all right. And then she does the most soap opera thing possible, by the way, which is the stand at the edge of the stage around the corner of a curtain and just listen in with this angry look on her face.

You know, you're like, uh oh, she's hearing everything. It's like the even love well in the back, like waiting for her chance to catch grandkids doing the 30. Yeah. Um, so and he's like, all right, bones down and sing a tetsop and a tetsop. I just got my done by my hot spand So it's like, hey Margaret last year Your relationship with Danielle and South But I was surprised to see that you and Teresa went at it

Were you surprised even though it was clearly the obvious play for our producers to pitch you to against each other? Yes, I was surprised, I was shocked, I was surprised, I was limited. I was a theory. I was know, Margaret was like asking me to make a choice You know, I mean like that was like hard for me, you know, it was just like, you know She didn't like I don't have a problem with Danielle team. She didn't do nothing to me, you know You know until I just had to have a problem with her because I want you know, uh Teresa I mean it means because of her behavior towards everybody else on the show Teresa Do you understand that I touched people about their character? No you Teresa You've been to prison your husband's and prison now you take responsibility for anything you've probably been having in a fair

On each other for years you're a good person It's what I'm saying Jennifer over there. She's the monster. She's a horrible human being She's fake from head to toe love her good person. Do you understand? But I'm saying I'm not really Margaret's like I might fight with Jennifer, but you know what though she has a heart of gold That's right baby. I got gold in here. I'm not stingy with it. Okay My kids are set up She's got a heart of gold Annie and she's got a face like a Pluto had a Disney world You know, but it's the rubber but itable. And it isn't that hot in the side.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah, you ever go to a theme park or a science museum and you're walking the sidewalk. And you're like, wait a second, it's soft. And they put in those sort of like that soft turf that you're like, well, it's a different kind of turf. That's what her face is. I love it.

I love that for her. It's high of gold. I love it. She's great. She's awful, but she's great. And Andy, what are we talking about? Yeah, my. I've been your daughter. It's hot of gold. I love her. She's great. She's great. She's awful, but she's great No, I'm saying Andy. What were we talking about? Yeah, my I've been good. I understand today Like when when my mother died she called me like every day

My eyes are ready to call me every day. Well, I get a call from sin sun every day I don't know what it means. I'm gonna put it in Google translate because they get the voicemail every day It's like sin sun sin. You know what it means. I'm gonna put it in Google translate because they get the voicemail every day It's like shinshun shinshun you know, it's like a shinnyan Chinese or something. I don't know what it I hope it's shinnyan because god that's a huge show. I would be so excited to shinnyan was coming up there trying to Repribe on it. I'm now next time you see me. I'm like I'm getting my ass off The poor is this it's not the quantity of calls, it's the quality of calls, okay? Just because Danielle calls, I would actually be terrified of Danielle called me every single

day. Hello, this is Danielle's talk calling. It's like that movie it follows, you know, it's like no matter how far I walk away, I keep getting calls from Danielle's job. Your phone would never even ring, it would be like the amber alert thing with the phone just go stop alert what the fuck

Danielle Stobb was last seen by a 7-11 yeah Stobble Alert so they put up so they put out a chair for Danielle like this. It's just really it truly is just On the end. I mean this is like as much of a token seat as possible And so Danielle finally decides to make her big entrance so she comes around and she sits down in the chair and You notice they Corona kissed. I thought it was really cute that Annie. It's like they knew the future and they Corona kiss Yeah, we're like here's here's our heads. They're like kiss

Not even close so she's just saying kisses It's like they knew the future and they Corona kissed. They were like, here's their heads. They're like, kiss. Kiss. Not even close. Social things. So Andy's like, so I hear you're cooking. How's that going? Which is like, Andy, cooking is my emotional rescue. I don't know what I'm getting rescued from, but let me taste that thing.

Whenever I slice a zucchini, I'm like, I've been rescued. A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a not crazy Joe, you're not just moved on its own, which is crazy. And she's treason like, yeah, one time she made me a Bronzino and he's, all right, it tastes good. And then they show like a flashback to Danielle serving Theresa Branzino. I was like, it's okay, I would've taken her word for it. I didn't need the visual evidence.

And then on top of that, when you see it, it's like this giant fish on a small plate There's like the tail and the head are hanging over it which is exactly how I'd imagine Daniel style with serve of fish To make it look as unappetizing and scary as muscle here. Here's your fish But boom and the fish is just like I ate a branch, you know like that one time a whole branch You know god it is like Daniel. It's just a lot of bones. It's more So many bones then it is worth it Yeah, the last time I had a brand Zeno,

I was like, I'm never doing this again because it's just nothing but bones. It's like, it's just constantly picking bones out of your mouth. It's my emotional rescue. Yeah, I feel like that is basically Danielle's theme of her next book. It's like, so many bones, and what did you really get at the other day?

It's like, the meat wasn't even that good, you know? And then it's sequel, it's not my fault they were bones, they came with it. The recent matey bone, all those bones. Don't blame me for the bones. So let's see Oliver. Yeah, Andy's like, so what's going on with Oliver? Because I feel like we really need a Dutchist at Yale, which by the way is something I really agree with Andy about and she's like, well no, absolutely not, absolutely not with Oliver anymore. He wasn't well. I tried to take care of him for months and I got him into a facility and visited him as much as I could, but in the end I had to take care of

me instead of other people. I was like, you drugged him with something, put him into a facility, and tried to get that money. And then there was his family came and I was like, you can't have that money. So he went back to Marty, which is why you're trying to buy back that house. I know. You got to love Danielle is just fucking nuts. You know on these shows, you're always watching them thinking, oh, what they're just crazy. No, this bitch is literally nuts, okay? She kidnapped a dude, drugged it allegedly. I read it on the blogs. I heard it from the most famous housewives, they're just crazy. No, this bitch is literally nuts, okay? She kidnapped a dude, drugged it allegedly. I read it on the blogs.

I heard it from the most famous house wife, Sashama Dia, don't assume. But yeah, drugged him out. No one could get hold of him. Wow, I mean, it was a good story. She basically is like, so many bones, but she never pulls off the meat. You know, that was, was that number 20,

that fiancee or was it number 19? I think that was number 19. I'm not number 20 because I think she was at, I don't know, maybe it's 90 or 20. I think it was 20 because that's a lot of bony. You know, that's just what I'm saying. It's a lot of bones for what? Now you get kind of a house that you could buy in the future if you ever find the money, which you're not. Like where you're going to find the money to buy a million dollar house. She's just a very ineffective femme fatale, which is what makes it all so sad. You know, like where you're gonna find the money to buy a million dollar house. She's just a very ineffective femme patelle, which is what makes it all so sad.

You know, like, I'm like waiting for her to be portrayed by Linda Fiorentino, but she has to give Linda something good to work with, okay? Like, you can't just like- Yeah, Linda Fiorentino's like, hell no, she would have been engaged four times and each one of those men would be dead while she has all their money.

Linda Fiorentino's like, so after she put the Dutch that Duke and the facility, she got all the money, right? No, she actually went back to a suburban home with a guy named Marty Caffrey and she's trying to buy it back. What? This is the femme fatale. She just has this. You know, this is why they lie. This is why they add things to true stories, okay? Yeah. Well, whatever. I just, I like the, you know, but you know she was totally poison. You know, it's totally like a, well, whatever. I just, I like the, but you know she was totally poison. You know, it's totally like a get out situation. You know, she's like,

I'm taking them to the, put them in the Jersey place, you know. It's just like the Duke is just like, sweltering them to nowhere. Yeah. Oh God, okay. So then we get a Danielle Montage, because he's like,

so Danielle, so this week he went from filing divorce to make up sex. What's with that? And Marge's like, oh, it's like shaking her face. There aren't enough, there aren't enough, there aren't enough whales to put on the story

to make me angry right now. I'm so furious. You could be, you could put on blackfish right now when I'd laugh. All right. Like literally you could put the end of Pinocchio on repeat and not be like this is the best thing I've ever seen at this point. Okay. So we get a Danielle montage. Spread and rumour, you know, mart, mart's coming into coming into Marty and being like,

that is no fucking way, Marty. This is gonna get back with that girl to continue right there, right there, right there, right, right, John, John's on my side, Marty, right? Yeah, she's like, so Danielle starts saying that she and Marty are actually like really good friends now. And she's and and it's like, well, why, how did you, how did he go back to that? And she's, and it's like, well, how did you,

how did he go back to that? And she goes, you know what Andy, we both said things. Mine were out loud. His were internally, publicly that we shouldn't have. And Andy's like, but you said he was, but it was the abusive. And she goes, that's something I'm not willing to talk about because abuse is a very broad, It's very, very broad word. And unless I'm actively going through a divorce and can be speaking to TMZ,

it's not something I'm willing to talk about. No. Yeah, it's a very broad word, Andy. You know, that could mean a lot of things. And he's like, uh, but you said it. And she goes, but I'm not tonight saying it. And the sorrow is in my soul. She's like, I'm not denying saying it, Andy, but I'm not denying singing and the sorrows in Marge's show. She's like, I'm not denying singing, Andy. But I'm not gonna talk about it amongst the group of people

who really don't care. And Marge goes, ha, ha, okay, okay. Okay. So she goes, Margaret was the cause of my divorce. Okay, she feels, sorry, I'm doing Margaret's voice. I'm just having to be Margaret feels entitled to tell men that I was married to Basically forbidding him to be married to me Margaret's like, ah hello crazy person. Okay, let me tell you something All right, you're already you're already you're already the voice when I told this to Marty

Okay, you're already dating Oliver. Okay, it wasn't crazy I didn't cause you to voice all right and he's like You were saying that she was harmful to your marriage, but you were already divorced at that point. And Daniel goes, you don't get to say what I was divorced. I'm just like, all right, you should know this already, Miss Mary, 19 times. And she goes, all right, Miss, she did on your husband with a contractor. And now you just jump in the bed with them again and again every time you don't get to do that to me. She's married to her.

You know, Danielle, one of Danielle's greatest strengths is filling in the blank with you don't get to blank. I love when she does that but this one really was a bridge too far. I mean you don't get to say what I defaust Margaret I'm like uh they're legal documents. Remember it's like pretty much like. Yeah and uh Marge is like I don't care if you make contract to jokes. What do I care? And it's like oh well you don't get to talk to like that to me. You don't want to talk about your set, we don't talk about mine. And Andy's like, oh, but let me ask you this, all right. Marty's is on man. Does she, Marty?

Actually, could you undo that rope around Marty's neck? He's trying to pee on that chair over there and can't quite reach it. All right, good job. So Marty's is on man, but does Mars really have that much influence? And she goes, she did because I trusted her and I opened up to her and she betrayed me. How's that answering the question? Just answer the question. How did Margaret betray her anyway? Yeah. I still is always it's always been like a little strange to me

how Danielle and Margaret fell out because it seemed like everything was going fine. And then Danielle was being crazy during the wedding, but it didn't seem like, believe it or not, I never really thought she was being so over the top crazy that would be the end of a friendship. It was just like, it seemed like Margaret was getting annoyed with her and Danielle was being annoying.

And then all of a sudden, they just hated each other. It was so bizarre to me. I still don't understand it. This is the way. And Danielle was so disgusting at that waiting, and Margaret was like, all right, I'm done. That's it. I've had it with her.

By the way, on popular opinion, I don't want Danielle to go away. I mean, she is like, I mean, I feel like shows like this, they need their Wicked Witch of the West. Okay, I think Danielle's sort of such an important role on this show, and I'm so sad that her unique brand of crazy is leaving us because it's, I think she's great as this person, this dark cloud that sometimes comes on

every few episodes and get them all mad and then goes away. Like it's perfect. And she's so melodramatic and ridiculous. Like I really think it's like it's a shame. It's a shame. It is a shame. But you know what thankfully what we've learned from these shows is It's like the walking dead, you know it can get to the end of the season They killed they're like oh my god. We got away from that zombie and then they find out there's a hundred thousand zombies Yeah, it is there's always a bigger terrible person behind the wall, but there's always hope for Kim D.

NG Yes, yes, they're really they do have great monsters on the show. Wow. So so then hey, Victoria from Edison wants to know Dan, yeah, why are you quitting the show? I Didn't say I'm quitting. I said I'm residing What are you resigning from? What are you talking about? You don't have a job.

12 years of this? 12 years of this. 12 years. What show? What show do you think you were on for 12 years then? You were cast three years ago. So relax. Mind your own business.

Resign. That's all right. I don't need to be an original granny yeah you will never be an OG you will never be an OG never never an OG okay I don't need to be an original granny like you and so Andy's like agatha and Danielle's like I don't look like a granny agatha I don't look like a granny at all. I look like a hot mom of two generations above your mom. Well, actually, you don't look like a granny at all. You look like a granny Smith Apple. Right now, the inside and on the outside. Alright, I'm gonna get back.

Let me tell you something. You look beautiful.'s your outsides your outsides aren't the problem Okay, hey, if I don't have I don't the the cover thing again the thing like no, I don't I don't you cover is great It's the inside that's I did that one last episode. I did okay To say what I'm resigned I didn't resign I quit You need to be shellacked from the inside of her Agatha that's the name of the musical that Kim D is in Agatha Agatha It was so funny he couldn't get it out and finally like Agatha from Agatha Anybody anybody? like agg of the from agusta. Anybody? Anybody? All right, agg of the from agusta said,

tree, you spent the whole season defending Daniel. Deal regret that. And she's like, ah. Yeah. I mean, yeah, you girls. I mean, Dan, yeah, I mean, you like kick at bars. I like sometimes like a stapler You got like you know like a cock was driving

You ever see a you ever see a crow? You know Paper I'm gonna go to commercial and then we come back and he's like did you regret that and she's like go to commercial and then we come back and he's like, did you regret that? And she's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

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and it's like, okay, let's lie together and I'll never give you up. Okay, we'll just stick with it, we'll just stick with it. And then, you know, Danielle blew it. And she's like, yeah, well, you proved everything right. You proved everyone right, Danielle. Everything they said about you, she's like, you don't get to down the, oh.

It's like, yeah, but you still did it, you know? And she goes, yeah, I did. I did it. I did it. I just feel like we've seen Theresa when she hates someone, when she's really mad at someone. I mean, look at Kathy, look at Melissa for several seasons, look at wrote, like all of them. She treats people that she's really truly angry at differently than people. Like the way she was reacted towards Danielle, I'm not saying that they are secretly friends.

I think I feel like she isn't total. I feel like she's doing this because she feels she has, I think she doesn't even care enough about Danielle. I think she's sort of ambivalent about her. I think she just didn't know. I think she's already known that Danielle's trash and Danielle's not going away. She keeps coming back on the show. So it was like a calmer truth, you know.

It was the second time around. So it was like a calmer truth, you know. It was the second time around. So she was like, all right, so we'll make this truth and I'll have somebody on my side to go for these bitches. I hate like Marge, who comes in and is all popular and all this stuff. She's taking all my shine. So she hates people like Marge and Melissa, you know. So Danielle will do all her dirty work.

So I don't think she was really mad as much as she was just like, ah, fuck, you know, I, this was a rough bet for me to make and I did lose it. Yeah, yeah, that's what I was saying. It wasn't like a, all right. Anyway, so Teresa, I do think that Teresa does sense that people really like Margaret and she doesn't want to like get on the wrong side of the people. So Teresa starts doing an apology thing to Margaret. And she's like, she's like, Margaret, you didn't deserve to get your hair as it's pulled out and stuff and stuff.

So, but you know, you did. Oh, wait, I guess I don't think that she said that. I think that was a question from someone. But maybe Teresa was pretty getting my mind. Someone said Margaret, you didn't deserve to get your hair pulled, but maybe to read some of my mind. Someone said Margaret, you didn't deserve to get your hair pulled, but you did, but you did provoke Danielle. You did provoke her, right? And Marge is like, all right, I shouldn't have turned the water. I was, but I was afraid she would do something violent.

And I was correct. She did something violent. And Danielle's like, so your poor one wrong made me a joke about it. You cannot provoke a rabbit. You cannot provoke a rabbit talk You Come on You can't provoke a rabbit dog all right You can't talk with the bone You came in there with the attention She's like you know red wine on me for no reason

Like but you talked about my children. I did not talk about church. Yeah, you did you you you talked about my children She goes I did not I said that you do your children don't have a relationship with you and you should be home watching your own children's guess That's talking about me. I wasn't talking about your children I was just saying your children probably have terrible lives because they don't have a good mother and their lives That's literally talking about my children So yeah, well the only story you ever tell is a story that's wrong about me And you don't know what not about me to get to do that much. What story is that like Hansel and Greta? Okay, congratulations you ate some children

so Margaret's like you're in this cat in who's dangerous and I wish you well I wish you well. I love what you does that. So none still just be y'all I got someone and say I wish you well. I love what you does that. So none still just be yelling at someone and say I wish you well You know what you are? You're an unstable person psychotic. You're probably gonna kill a lot of people You've been a lot of people happy and I wish you well. I wish you well I wish you well. I wish you well. Very beautiful. I wish you well

On the outside you jump on the inside of what you well. Oh So then they're screaming back about who has remorse and who physically assaulted who and Andy asked Danielle so do you have remorse and she's like no because you came at me for two years with that story calling me a prostitute when I told you how it hurt me and I told you what Beverly meant and I can fight it in here Don't get to say I'm a loose cat you don't get to say Beverly and you don't get to say prostitute And I don't get to tell you about abuse okay So she has this huge monologue about, oh, Beverly and the trials of Beverly and Marge is like, oh, Abbey, you have like, here's what I think it is.

She goes, you don't stop speaking when I speak you say, Andy, she doesn't like you. Stop speaking! Stop speaking when I speak. I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear it. I wish you well. I wish you well. And Danny Holtz, I like, see, Andy, see, this is what I mean.

She will not let me speak. And if only I could hear whatever one was saying on account of sudden a hearing loss, I don't know what's happening. You don't get to tell me about what's wrong with my ears. You don't get to tell.

And Mandy's like, all right, can we just shh, shh, shh. All right. So Nora from Myrtlebeats and Tree Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhhhhh. Pshhh. He's like, I didn't. And Danny, I'll go, said you see her water, a face which she put water on me. Do you know how hard it was for Jennifer Beals to do flash dance? Do you know how hard it was for her? No match it would I went through. Oh God.

So, Martha's like, uh, jeez, you told her to pull my air and treat it's like, I got caught up in the mom and Chow was like sign this and then I signed in I wasn't even looking at you I didn't even know the hell was gotten that pulled it in and then I saw it on TV and I was like, oh my god I mean looked in yo, it was a traumatic event when she got her hair pulled she brought a mannequin to the reunion Kim Catrallids, it's not nice. We can make it together, saving words together, nothing gonna tap us now Andy. So, and Andy's like, well all right we got a tweet from Jacqueline and tenya goes, oh, not so, bro. Not surprise.

You don't get to tell me about Jacqueline's social media. So the tweet I wrote it down says, it's interesting to me that Danielle Slab prosecuted my 18 year old daughter, even though it was widely recognized that she was a monster. For pulling her weave, when she, as an adult, ripped out Margaret Joseph's hair in a tantrum God, I hope Margaret brings a mannequin head to the reunion to demonstrate the attack and sue her ass

And Andy's like did she try to Brought the killer and she's like I did because Andy I was in the hospital I was very hurt in the hospital And he's like uh, so you were hurt. Okay, so then why do you do the same thing to Margaret? She goes cuz she'd been poking at me. I didn't poke jackal in a head kid the circumsense Leading up to the hair post were very different Okay, it's dismissed. You don't get to tell me about verdicts, okay? So Teresa's like, she's like,

well I didn't know that she had pulled her hair like that, you know, I think I had turned my back, so I, you know, it's like I didn't even know. I like, you know, I thought I was at McDonald's, to be honest, I was trying to order off the extra value meals, you know? And then they show footage of Danielle pulling the hair and they should zoom in on Theresa in the background

just watching and laughing. And she's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, look at that. Her mouth is wide open and she's cracking up watching every second of it. He's like, he's like, he's like, I don't think I saw it though.

I don't think I saw it. No, no. So he's like, I told you that, March. Well, by the way, Theresa says if I had seen it, I think I would have stopped it right then there I would have stopped it right then in there He's like marge wants your reaction. She's like You know what I just it- It is. It is. I've never done what they do. Alright, and everyone said, what did you do to treat?

Alright, what if she had a gun? What if she had a gun? What if she had a gun? What if she had a chainsaw? Okay, then what happens? What happens then? We're just gonna ignore that. What if she has a machete in her?

All of a sudden she has a machete. Suddenly, this is all still funny. I don't think it's funny Whether she had what if she had telekinesis Theresa all right? What if she had a big iron red suit? All right What she could she could fly in what if that? Yeah, what if she had like a giant cloud that had nails in it Okay, what if she had that okay? What if she had a mace? All rightace all right all right okay here's a question really me this okay really this okay What if what if she had that thing that if you touch and you die okay what if what if then okay? And Teresa's just like well I'm gonna blame it on the alcohol. It's just that I was really drunk it in and you guys were so hot.

I'm like, okay, I'm gonna be back. Oh, okay. So now they go to, it's now it moves on to the Jersey Shore situation when, you know, the whole situation up with Danielle comes out that, you know, like Teresa's spockets blown up and, and so it's like, so why why did you so why did Teresa like break up her relationship with Danielle and Teresa sort of sitting there and then Jennifer's like Because she told on her and then she smiles like look at me. I got one What about you Jack? You didn't say anything all this hour. Yeah, I said something

You didn't say anything all this hour. Yeah. I said something. Someone goes, she goes, yeah, well, basically, Danielle goes, what are you saying? Theresa, you're saying, Theresa said, she's not a loyal friend. And Danielle goes, loyal, loyal. And Andy goes, she said she ended your relationship

because you ratted her out. And Danielle goes, I don't like the language. She ratted her out. This is Mantis don't like the language. She ratted her out. This is Amanda's queen tonight. I didn't quit. I'm sorry. I don't like saying, I ratted out. Abuse is a very broad word.

But you ratted her out. That's where she said it. And she goes, no, ranting out is when the police come. And then you go to jail. That's ranting out, Jen. No, it's I'm on someone Okay, that's where it derives from

Having on someone Did you think you are Beverly Hills cop? Okay, that's too much. Okay. That's too much too much Wow, you know how much I hate that word. I can't even go to Los Angeles Yeah, Teresa's like I was loyal to you. I was so loyal to you were and I was loyal to you So like after all we've been through I didn't think this would be the end of all friendship I then I really then after all the who we've been through I will make it up to you. I promise you to all the who we've been through. I will make it up to you. I promise you such reasons. I believe the children all future let me out and let them lead the way and be let the river run let all the children

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe So I'm art and she's like well, you know, but after watching a lot TV Andy. I've been watching it on TV It was just it was it was fine. That's it. All right. Lexi was crying You know she paid 15 dollars now, but she was crying my mother was crying You know Joe was in crying guys. It wasn't wasn't doing anything. I showed you from down the street Jody number one was crying Jody number two was not crying because her oven was broken But let me tell you something it was such an awful thing, it was so awful, it was so terrible to relive it, I'm so glad that I invited all my close family and friends to come and watch it with me. Okay Marleney, she was beside herself, okay, she stopped dancing for all of five seconds, okay, she's terrible, it was terrible for all of us, I'm Lexi,

I'm a god bless her. And why can't you reset, like, you know what should we say, why can't you just calm me and say, said? Why can you just call me and say like I see what I did now I see what I see you know when we watching these episodes, but didn't she call me and she's like ah I wanted to see you in person did it so I could come on Yeah, Teresa's not gonna She was just basically rolls over. Yeah, which is very rare for she does that's that's what was so surprising because she's like I would never tell you the two when I throw it.

And so, yeah, so she stands out because Margaret's like, I was having a freak out. I was like, I was like, oh my God, you didn't even call me. You didn't call me. I was saying they're waiting by the telephone for two months, waiting by the telephone. Turns out Lexi didn't pay the bills, so honest mistake. But I still would have liked you just like,

maybe send like a snail mail, which no, Theresa does not involve sending snails in the mail. No. And Teresa's like, well, it was a bad judgment and it's cool. And I tell my kids, look, when you hang out with someone bad, you do bad things. They got to Daniel be like, it was just like this amazing moment of shade from Teresa. I was like, and I don't know why Daniel's so shocked that's been Teresa's storyline for It was just like this amazing moment of shade from Teresa. I was like, and I don't know why Danielle's so shocked that's been Teresa's storyline for years now. I mean, that's still her storyline with Joe like I didn't know. It's just that I was with Joe and he was bad.

I had nothing to do with anything. You know what? I'm gonna take a picture of Danielle and this way I'll always remember if you hang out with someone like her, you're gonna wind up in a bad place. That's all. And I'm going to show it to all the children. Yeah. And Daniel's like, I was there for you with your mother.

She's like, my daughter's here with the Reese. Yeah. So then Daniel is shown the picture. And he's like, so do you good, Daniel. You were one of the original girls. You were right back there, remember? Yeah. And they show the picture.

And it's like, so is an OG. What do you want to say? And she has a monologue that I just loved. I wrote it all downward for word. Could you cue the dramatic strings, please? Okay. I just want to really be so graciously thankful to all the fans that I've stuck by me. And there were a lot of people that relate to me, that have been through abuse, broadwood, and any kind of bullying or harassment. And it seems to me that if you don't fit in with a crowd, you should just really leave. I thought that over time, I bounced through relationships amongst the group and I thought

I was doing well and it turns out I wasn't. I have to find out what it is that makes me super happy and I can't do that around people that don't really like me. Thank you very much. Really like me. Thank you very much. Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I'm so much for coming. I have a feeling this won't be the last time we see you, alright? That's right Andy, because I'm already dead, I'm basically an undead being. So you can't get rid of me. I died four seasons ago, man. You don't get to tell me when I died. And we're back!

Alright, it's been ten long years. This is where you've been changed. Here's style, fashion, felon status, faces, Jennifer's changed her face nine times in Bruce reunion. He goes, you've proven that Jersey girls only get better with age. I'm like, well, they've gone to jail relationships have broken Families have been torn apart. So yeah, I got a real butter So we see this montage which was fun a few years I was very disappointed unless I missed it. I feel like I did not get to see Teresa doing her classic

I'm from Panna soon did you forget did you forget which is one of my all-time favorite moments of the show They didn't do that but it was still fun to see all the That all the people that have come and gone we did not see Dina Manzo and we did not see I don't think we saw anyone from that weird We don't see the twins or the Yeah, I was gonna say the blinos but the Marchesies that well I'm okay But I did like did you notice that they were like stabbing Teresa a little bit in this montage? Because the whole thing was her looking like an idiot,

which is the show. But then the very last thing is March going, yes, the pool. Yeah. And I was like, oh, they gave March the last line. Yeah. Just a row of Teresa for next season. So Andy is like, whoa, we've decided to celebrate

by building a time capsule and bring it open it up 10 years from now on season 20 of Real Housewives of New Jersey. So we've asked everyone to bring something to put in here. Joe Gorka, do you want to donate one of your last three sperm? I can help you get it out of you. Anything? No. Yeah, this was sad because it was like one of those like red bull containers.

You see like sporting events, you know, it's just like a big plastic like cooler that they beat Asold. And 2030, I don't know guys, but you know what? I'm into it. I, you know, I've got to, I've got to reckon, I've got to recognize yourself confidence. So yeah, they start putting in stuff in there. And who goes first, Ben? So Dolores.

Dolores is like, I brought a romance novel of me in Frank. It says, this, the ex without the sex of the sex has turned out. I don't know. What the fuck do I know, Andy? You know what? I wanted to bring Pebble Tiles, but Frank said it was too expensive.

I asked, man, I was like, man, can you give me a towel or something from the gym? He's like. You know what I wanted to bring Pebble Tiles, but Frank said it was too expensive. I asked mass I was like, man, can you can you give me a towel or something from the gym He's like, you know what? How about you show up for work for once? I said I can't come to work, man So okay, I'm walking the living room to the kitchen to the living room. Frank is getting blow jobs upstairs I think I just heard a ding just now he left pasta all over the counter top. There's Pebble Tile everywhere David I don't know. He parked his motorcycle in the living room, but I haven't seen him in three weeks. I don't know what's going on He was dying inside Jen is like I'm gonna put my sorry not so sure

And it means people love dad there was a shirt. I said it sorry That's so much fun, I guess somebody gets punished I'm right, it is a... You'll notice that when I put something in the time, cops I don't just put in pizza and italic cake, okay? I got something for the adults too in the time, cops all. So Margaret puts she has her ponytail way she's like you know what? But you know when I first came on I was like obsessed with the pigtails that were obsessed with the pigs So you know what it is okay, I'm putting it in there and there you go pigtails in there. Yeah

Put him in there and then Jackie this one was awkward. I do not like Did not for for three different layers of reasons. There's so many reasons. Okay, Jack is like, because if I'm eating disorder and I'm putting in donuts and we're all gonna eat one together and you're all gonna see me eat something, it's like, A, when donut proves nothing, okay.

Unless we get to follow you around all night. And second of all, who cares? Where are you giving people power over here eating disorder? It's weird. Third, you're gonna get bugs in Marge's way. I was like, I was like, I was like, I'm going to decompose. Why are you putting something perishable in the time capsule? That's going to be terrible. You've ruined this time capsule. Like, why are you doing that to me? I'm just

going to put on that wig in 30 years and it's going to be like, warm is coming out of it. We don't need like, like 10-year decomposed donuts in there. Like, you take the donuts out of the box maybe, or something like that. Like, why did she not put like her article that she wrote about Jennifer's house, or like, I don't know, like a few thousand dollars in care. It's just to put anything other than that.

But like. And she's bringing donuts for her eating to its disorder storyline, which was so sad. It was such a sad storyline. And she's bringing donuts and then making us look at everyone else's eating disorder. Because you know that everybody looked at those donuts. Like, fuck this bitch.

I'm taking her down. How dare she make me eat a donut on national TV. They all did this with their donut. They were like, I know that. Yeah, they're like, it's like a dare. Yeah. And by the way, it also made me really want to have a donut and I'm like Basically not going outside. I'm like fuck you. I can't get donuts right now because you know Apocalypse so then So then Melissa's like well, I brought something that's so hilarious and will perhaps finally give me personality

It's a bunch of Jersey isms like forget about it and you I brought something that's so hilarious and will perhaps finally give me personality. It's a bunch of Jerseyisms, like forget about it and use. And oh, it's another one that says use. We're gonna put those in. But then her storyline is a shallow and fake as her real, you know, like it's the thing that she's putting in the time capsule. Like it has nothing to do with you.

Nobody would know where this thing came from just like all your fake-ass storylines And that is one thing Jennifer had correct now all that said I did like Melissa better this year Have oh no, she was great. I actually thought she was great this year And I loved every time she popped off this here I but I actually was surprised that she didn't put like a shirt from envy or like she what she really should have done was a CD single of on display. That would have been very well received by them. That would have been good.

Yes. And then Teresa, Teresa takes that, her thing, her contribution is she has this very lovely family portrait. It's a Teresa, her mom, her Julie departed mother, and Melissa, and then all the kids. And it's a very cute thing. She's like, well, if it wasn't for this show,

I wouldn't have had this portrait. And it's like in this giant tacky gold frame. It's so enormous that then she's like trying to put it in the time capsule. It's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, it's crashing, it's crashing all the donuts. Yeah.

It's just gonna get wedged in there. Yeah, Danielle gets to put nothing. And that brings us to the end of the season of a real housewives of New Jersey. I almost said Beverly Hills New Jersey. Oh, you don't get to tell me where's the end of a season. Well, you guys are such a fun show. Yes. It was such a fun season, really fun season to recap. Yes, thank you guys for all tuning in to our big Instagram live show and I hope you didn't get too drunk. And everyone stay safe and continue to socially distance

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