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Episode Date: May 18, 2023

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I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today on this very special, real housewives of New Jersey season finale episode is the one and only Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie. How are you? Hi. How are you? Good. Happy band. Happy Vanderpump rules finale day to everybody. Happy real housewives of New Jersey finale day. Happy week before Toree's wedding. Happy Happy Real Housewives of New Jersey finale day, happy week before Teresa's wedding, happy real housewives of New York reveal, and real housewives of New York legacy

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Let's do it everybody. Wow. What an episode. Wow. Let's see some finale. Okay. And there was actually a couple of twists, which I have to say, I'm not really used to getting twists in housewives shows because you know everything by the time the seeds

and starts airing. We've known this whole plot line this entire season. It's still really fun to watch. Just has the biggest goofballs of any of the housewives currently on the air. So I always love DreamCap, but even if we know everything that's going to happen. So I was really surprised to see a couple of twists in here. I did not perceive any twists. So I'm excited to see what the twists are.

Now one twist was not that Danielle made a salient and well thought out point, right? Because I don't think I detected that. That's it? And I don't remember that. I was gonna say, I don't think that was a twist that was in the show, right? No, I don't think so. Wow, what was it? No, I said that she didn't make a salient point.

I was like, the twist would be if she did. The twist would be if Danielle said something that actually made sense. It's not like she had a well at me as a yeah. Yeah, she's I'm sorry I was paying attention to something I shouldn't have been and that's why. So I'm a bad person and a bad recap her and I'm sorry but I'm back. So look, if she had said something smart we all would have been shocked and she would have been fired from the show frankly because she's not hired to be smart She's hired to be a whack of you and God what a great job when she finally lost it at the end of the recap and just said

You could get my fair Like turned around and grabbed her ass and you know stormed out of there Finally she was confident enough to publicly fight and finish it and not run away. And she left and she said, you're what the do, daddy, I don't give a fuck. And I was like, yes. Finally, she finally earned her stripes. I was so proud of her by the end of the seeds.

And I was like, you do belong here. You are bad enough, you are dumb enough, and gosh darn it, people hate you. You deserve to be a housewife. I feel like there's a good amount of people that really like her. Yes. I mean, look, I actually think she was a great addition.

I like her. I think she was great. I also think that she says very dumb things that are not well thought out and generally extremely hypocritical. But you know what? Who hasn't done that? Am I right? I feel like that's me every day.

So this was, by the way, also, I really enjoyed the season finale. I think it's always a treat when an entire episode takes place at a party. That usually is a good sign. I thought this was hilarious. It was wild. It was really, it's interesting too,

because they clearly had to make this the season finale because the wedding, since Melissa and Joe didn't go there, there was not, all it is is just a frothy wedding. That's what it looks like. So they're like, I guess we make this the season finale and then rebrand the wedding as some sort of spin-off maybe. I don't know. Well, the wedding's just one episode,

so I don't think she got the whole spin off that she was planning, because I thought it was gonna be like another Teresa goes to jail or whatever the hell that thing was. Our joke says, Joe Kits is back shaved by Melania, whatever that show was. Yeah. But thankfully it's only gonna be one episode.

Thank you, Esma, let's say. Thank you, baby Jesus. And her Teresa squeal. Thank you, Jesus. So let's start. So 12 hours after Dolores' Irish Prohibition Party. I just love an episode that sets up like that. 12 hours after Dolores' Irish Prohibition Party. Well, that's how they love to do it.

It's all sense at Boulevard or Memento, where you know the ending and now you're figuring out how did we get here. So this whole beginning is a bunch of flashbacks. So it's very sad music, right? Which I feel makes most sense when you're doing when you're giving a shots of jersey because I feel like all the shots of jersey are like the dump truck and like a broken down seven eleven or whatever. So I like the dump truck and like a broken down seven eleven or whatever. So I like the sad music it works for me, but there's sad music and then we see it march at home and she's like look at me at home sipping iced coffee kind of sadly and then we see

a flashback that's like you are a stupid little shit starter and you're like get your fingers out of my face you don't listen to me, don't call it me bitch. And then we go to Rachel's. And Rachel's, everyone's like reliving the trauma of last night's Irish party. And Rachel's just walking around her house. And we hear the echoey flashback of Danielle saying, you can kiss my big fat ass ass ass ass ass.

And it's like very traumatic memories for all of them. Then we go to Melissa's house and she's by her pool and she's in her sunglasses and she's trying to look like she's really upset the glamorous, but right behind her, her dog has just shit and is now kicking the grass post shit. Or maybe it'd be, I hate the word shit. I don't know, you got me saying that, or it pooped.

Let's just say it pooped, or it made Pepe and now it's like kicking the grass behind it. And I was like, thank you, dog, for ruining Melissa's faux glamorous emotion shot. Yeah, and Melissa's having memories. It's like Teresa, Teresa called my husband, been, been, been, been, and then we hear, so, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow,

and she's like the last six months, I was keeping this big secret because I was keeping everything in my power to keep this family together, together, together, together, together, drama, drama echo, the drama echo, drama echo as Teresa tries to figure out how to use a long lighter in her house. She's like, click, click, click, click, and not on, click, click, click, click, click, hang on, click, click, click, click, click.

Her trauma echo is probably something like turn left at exit 13, teen, teen, teen, teen, teen, teen, teen, teen, you'll be right back. Your destination and which way is left that it is. I'll take it. I'll take it from the left. She just has random things like artifacts from the day before that just go through her head. Just like moments from Jeopardy or like the doorbell ringing. Any little thing that's trying to destroy us out.

Like trying to remember how to tell the male man that they're supposed to take your male that day. Like you have an how to tell the male man that they're supposed to take your male that day like you have a envelope to send That So So anyway Dolores calls Melissa and she goes you know what I feel very bad about what happened in my house last night Look my house. Let me say let me just say let me stress the word my house because now I'm the woman of the house. That's my storyline.

So I'm sorry for what happened in my house. Go ahead, I'm so sorry. I just don't know where you go from here, but I'm thinking here's what I'm thinking where you can go from here. You sit in that chair and I'm going to go to Teresa and say you don't want to come to the wedding anymore. I don't know. Think about it over the next hour because I think that's what I'm gonna do by the end of the episode

Yeah, she's like are you gonna go to the wedding and Melissa goes how can I go Celebrate someone's marriage when they are the people trying to destroy Mine and then we see a close-up of her envy cup her envy wine cup I'm like, oh my god Melissa. Okay, you're so depressed. You're hawking your shit off a fucking Zazzle for envy while your dog pee is behind you. Okay, give it up Listen go to the wedding. Okay, I'm on your side of this but go to the wedding

She's saying, oh, how am I supposed to celebrate someone else's marriage when they're people trying to destroy mine? That's just my family. That's family, okay? Go, go there. Hey, how about this? What, turn about spare plate. Go to the wedding, make a drunk scene, ruin it all. Have fun with it.

Knock over the key. Go crazy. Come on. I've been to plenty of weddings of people I hate. It's a lot more fun that way. I am worth the buffet. I take shit off the table. So I'm like, who would love these candles?

Just start taking shit home. Shit talker to all our family members. You know, like, you know, I'm so glad that the herpes cleared up before the wedding. It's all about, and then you find like the other people who like don't approve of it. It's all about doing that. And by the way, not to bring,

not to bring summer house into this. This is one of Danielle's fatal flaws. When she went to that engagement party, she was just so on the nose, you got to be subtle, you got to find your allies in the crowd. And that's where it's really fun is when you finally find what and you're like, yes, you can be like, I wasn't told, man, man, like, be all bitter about it. You need to be like, Oh my God, guys, did she tell you yet? Yeah, she's getting engaged. Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.

And then walk away so everybody's like, oh my God, they're only engaged because she's pregnant or something, you know? Like, weave something. Yeah, come on Melissa, this is your moment to be like so evil and crafty at this wedding for crying out loud. Yeah, get married.

By the way, why do I say for crying out loud so much these days? Have you noticed that? I'm in Texas now. It's like a down home country thing. But for crying out loud. So I did notice that the other day when you went for crying out loud. I'd been doing it with my pad and my voice a lot.

I've been like, Gail got stuck in a drawing machine for crying out loud. Maybe that's why maybe I'm just like talking like my patma now. So then we get a flashback to Melissa saying... And what happened? She said you called my husband to talk to him about me to raise her. And then we get Louie's crazy face. I don't give a fuck! I don't give a fuck! It's like it's're coke in the air.

Is God spilling cocaine down from the sky and Louis, like in a video game, was trying to catch all the little dots before they dropped to the ground? Did they just put a whole bunch of rocks underneath those Irish dancers feet? What's going on? So we're a little baby toddler

since he's our as-pagent cloggers. The fuck is going on over there? We'll get to that. We'll get to that. I wanted more of that to be honest. I'm like ready for their spin off. Like Vanderpump rules, but with traditional Irish dancing. I'm a bitch crawl right into my way

when one of the stars was coming up to drive and I broke a god damn knees. And I don't, I don't regret a thing about it, mom. It's like that, that, you know, that, what's that like that sub-community or what's not sub-community, but like the traveler's. The sub-culture. The sub-culture, you know, the travelers, you know what, the travelers.

What kind of travelers? Like travelers. There's like a quarter of a whole thing. Okay, no, I saw it on 2021. There's like a sub- Okay. No, I saw it on 2021. There's like a subculture of like Irish, it's like an Irish American subculture of like rifters called like the travelers or something and they go and they do not gypsies. No, I think you're allowed to say gypsies anymore. I think that term is outmoded.

I updated. Yeah, I love the new term is though. Yeah. So please feel free to educate me. I'm really glad we're going down this path. I apologize. Yeah, what the hell? What have you taken me down some random road

to get councils? I'm going to make Ronny say, he's trying to make a wrong one from everywhere. If I'm so bored. Yeah. Anyway, I'm really glad I gave a smidgen of something I don't really know about, but something I saw in 2020, 20 years ago. So anyway, yeah, people already finished the show.

They should have a show. Because we were finishing on the yesterday's summer house for a cap. We're already taking a lot of shit. People are picking sides like, no, Ronnie Sucks! And then they're like, uh-uh, Ben Sucks. Guys, we're not getting to force and we both suck. Can we just all agree on that? Okay, we love each other.

So, by the way, I just also want to clarify, if I've completely mischaracterized Irish travelers and they're subculture and I'm like there, and they're, you know, they're grifter. You haven't characterized them at all. You haven't really said their grifters. I literally said they're all con artists and like it's totally possible that like, that's so wrong.

I've just been like, you know, this subculture, you know, they're defining features at their grifters. That's so wrong. So, just been like, you know this sub-culture? You know, they're defining features at their grifters. That's so wrong. So I will do more research on Wikipedia before I come back. Yeah, education on the topic. Educate yourself. That's what they say. Educate yourself.

I don't have time to educate you. I'm irrescripting. Okay. It's not my responsibility. It's not my responsibility. I'm talking about everyone. I'm sorry. Neither one of us.

It's been a long, yes, week. And let me just, it's not done because we've got them. I'm sorry. We don't, not their one of us. It's been a long guess week. And let me just, it's not done because we've got Vanderpump rules coming up still. Um, Bravo fans, brains are just fucking scrambled after this week. There's so much going on, Bravo. There's so much to think about. There's so much to be enraged about. There's so much to be happy about.

I don't even know what to do. So let's get back to it. So Melissa screaming about her husband, Louis looking crazy. And then back to Melissa on the phone with Dolores, she's like, I don't need people, I don't need to do with people trying to bring me down even when they come in the shape of your family. Okay, Melissa. Okay. We've seen this for 12 years or however the fuck long you've been on here. okay? No one cares. But you know what I do love? A good rewind.

Rewind! Rewind! What happened before? Irish dancers. This dog peed in her scene. Irish dancers who are possibly part of a vibrant community that is not revolving around grifting. That's what we see next. So now it's Dolores saying, Paul is so proud of where he comes from He wants to bring Ireland to the boys because they did not experience it in the way that we did I'm like so are you gonna turn your apartment into an old castle like how was how is this really gonna happen? Yeah

So then she walks around the house. It's all decorated, and there's caterers, and there's a balloon arch that spells stuff that, and Delores just walks up and grabs one of the elves, and just tries to buy it into it. It's like, ah, why did that pop in my face? This was supposed to be Focaccia. We're making letters out of my law now, who would do that? In a true Irish home. All right.

So horrifying thing, it's when you expect a faccaccia and it's not faccaccia, that can be a very disarming moment. I've never seen a party decorated with the words that weren't made from faccaccia. I mean, this is what it's like getting used to it being an Irish wife. By the way, I just want to say, I'm sorry, I can't give this up, but I now have to clarify because I put it out there, like literally the grifting thing, I looked it up, it has nothing to do with it. So I really do apologize.

What's it? What was it? Irish travelers are actually like an indigenous Irish population. And so I just like totally was like obnoxious and being like, you know, all the riftors. Oh, why do you did look that at? Yeah, that would have been terrible.

Yeah, that would have kind of, we learned. We learned things, guys. So, there's serving things like shepherd's pie and potato salad. I was like, are you allowed to claim potato salad? I'm thanks, hell. You know what makes potato salad? Helmens, okay.

And who gets to claim Helmens? I think a markup. Let's have a fight. I'm ready. I'm down for potato salad. I love the idea of for potato salad fight. I love the idea of claiming potato salad, just like a kind of,

just like a way of living your life. Like I claim potato salad. That is literally how I live my life. I get all hot and bothered, and then I'm like not dealing with it. I put it in the fridge and I just like let it chill. And then what's it's chilly enough? I'm like, you know what, now I'm depressed.

I'm gonna roll around in a bag of mayonnaise. Boom, pasta salad is a lifestyle. Pasta salad, now can you claim Snickerbar salad? No, I will not claim that. That's, I'm a binge eater and even I won't claim that shit. I'm sorry. I'm supposed to, yes, I'm gonna try it. And we're gonna see if I claim it or not.

But yeah, that's a tough one right there. Anyway, I'm lo I'm gonna try it. I'm gonna see how we're gonna see if I claim it or not But yeah, that's a tough one right there anyway I'm looney tunes this morning. So They're setting up this party and this is where Dolores is saying did you see this already? This is my coming out party. Okay. I'm the woman of the house now Now I get to show the whole crew my home and Paulie and I as a couple Doing something together. And by that, I mean, telling the wait staff if they need anything, they can go into drawers,

but not Irish drawers. Now I get to show them my house. I'm like, you know what you get to show them? You're stairs, okay? What the hell, this? First of all, Frank's gonna be traumatized, okay? When he sees all those stairs. I'm traumatized up and down up and down up and you guys need to move and I'm glad her end card said They're looking for a house because that's a bullshit

Nothing says like we're not gonna stay together like living in a house like that because you can't grow old together in that house too much stairs you can't get to the kitchen without going upstairs who that? It's a lot of it's a lot of stairs But they do have by the way a very nice rooftop deck because this entire fight this entire scene is like up there on that deck And the entire time it's like this beautiful panoramic view of New York City in the background. I was like, ah Yeah, so nicer than the smoke stacks were used to Yes, so yeah, the smoke stack is below the loris is like I'll be right there to take a picture That's down some more stairs. But you know what, I'm glad to say that now,

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So we go to the little Irish school of dancer girls with toddlers in tears as wings. I can't stress enough how disturbed I was by it. I don't know why. And you know what, my niece is in cheer and I'm disturbed by that shit too. It's weird, they have like these bits. It's like little girls with these gigantic eyelashes and these like skin tight little outfits

and their hair is like all blown out. They've got like, insane makeup on their face. I'm like, you are my baby. You're wife. You're fucking face off. I thought this was about cart wheels. But they're older than they look. Cause I paused and I was like, I think that one girl,

there's like 18. And they're, but they're, also I have to say, they kind of, it kind of look like they all had like hidden cameras in their wigs, right? Like, they were so tall. It kind of like they had like an old fashioned camcorder in there. You know, I don't know what the wigs were going for like the wigs are all

traditional look I think it was a hundred percent blonde and it was like a Western Like ladies an old Western movies like and you know like with the big Troubles and then the real high curly hair As someone who clearly is an expert on Irish culture I was gonna say I thought it's like I literally just googled Irish culture so I'm not a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man.

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I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a gonna we don't have credibility neither one of us have credibility We're on watch what crap ends don't worry about that. You can't ruin something that was never there. Okay, I Know the point is that those are very tall hair tall tall Presentations of all headed children vibrant makeup that was tall headed children. I don't approve of it I was in trans and children just be children again. Let's reintroduce parks. That's what I say. Okay. So then everyone starts a start surviving and this lady is telling someone what food that they're having because Dolores. Oh, it's

March. Marge is like, oh my god, I can't believe this. This is amazing. Now this is a thrill party. I can't wait to believe this. This is amazing. Now this is South Rail party. I can't wait to go up to see this. I wish this. What is this? What is this? What is this? And these Irish type potatoes and the lady goes, these are bacon wrapped around Irish

nothing. Oh, you should stuff. Bacon wrapped. Bacon wrapped. Nothing. What the fuck is that? That's something you can get in Texas. I'm sure.

Bacon wrapped nothing. Just a sh- Bacon wrapped. I know, but that's what I'm saying, I watched it like three times. Like, what the fuck is this woman talking about? Before I realized she was saying, I was stuffing bacon, I was stuffing. Bacon wrapped nothing. It's just a loop of bacon. Yeah, it's just like a bacon first. Like they put the bacon around her molds and then they fry it. And you just got bacon wrapped in that. I'm like, what's the next thing?

I'm like, what's the next thing? I'm Yeah, it's just like a bacon purse. Like they put the bacon around a mold and then they fry it. And you just got bacon wrapped in that thing, you know? Well, there's all sorts of, you know, to us, strange named things from that part of the world, you know, like bubble and squeak. What's squeak? You know, you know,

I'm gonna say shit about Ireland. Are you kidding the whole country's just gotten rid of us already and we're only in minute 10 we're only in minute 20 I'm like, what else can I what else can I pull out that's just gonna alienate all our Irish listeners? so Melissa and Joe Melissa and Joe come and Melissa's like I decided I was born in the 20s. Like, this is my era. I'm like, yeah, you're about to go through the great depression.

Like, you, I feel like this couple is always on the verge. I'm just a lot of laughing. Yeah, I feel like there's a lot of walnuts with, you know, cash prials under them. They're just like shuffling things around about to lose everything at any moment. I mean, I do feel like they would have gotten caught up in the Florida speculation boom of the 20s, so it does make sense. Yeah.

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Dorothy Parker or whatever. Like the. The. The park is vicious circle. It's like and someone said in here. It's like oh god. I don't like Gertrude Stein because she was a patriot and now she's an ex-patreon. That's not right.

Get your time, fuck my list. Don't tell me my money. So then the food has come and John Fudah, you know, I do have a lot in common with them because he gets up there and he goes, God, I feel like Rocky Balboa coming up those stairs. It's like thank you. Thank you for complaining about the fucking stairs. Somebody had to say it.

Yeah. And then Jen Fessler arrives. Now she's someone who's from the, she's actually from the 20s. She matches the theme. She's like, hello, I'm Jen Fessler. I've arrived here from 1922. And then she has a lot of facial expressions like the 20s. She'll be like, hello, sweet Jen Fessler. Where's Tony? Tony Spano? Anybody say no? What a guy? Fuck them. Fuck them real good. Well, I fucked his ancestor in the 20s. It was wonderful. Anna, Anna, I'm like, wouldn't barrel. So it was also Tony. I mean, what do you think? What else would it be? The other sort of thing is refit rate is that brand new so So then Frank and Brittany show up Brittany is struggling with the 1920s theme

She's sort of doing a like a Chicago look or she's sort of doing a like a like a Christina Aguilera music video Why are you wearing a sombrero? They said to dress like it was Mexico. This is my team 20s, Britt me, okay? So Margaret's like, oh look at Jeffy Fesla. Okay, he looks so Irish. Look at me. It's a little Irish adorable Fesla And then Frank is like, uh, hello everyone. How have you all looked beautiful great time to be here? I didn't want one. What you been? It's been a long time to be here. I didn't know what that would be. Why did I lose that one? I was out of there.

He tells Joe Gorgas, you look like a 12-year-old paper boy. And then Jackie Jenner and Bill are talking. And Jim's like, oh my god, guys. Because she comes up to the tall-headed little girls clogging. This is their plan for everybody who arrives. They get clogged at. Is that supposed to make me feel welcomed? I mean, it's a very loud dance, like maybe some hugs or like some glasses of champagne.

I'm only little girls kicking hard to play at me. It's foot applause. It's foot applause. Not a fun way to put it. But they're just like stomping their feet as you come in. And just like, is this a vivid dance? I almost want to learn how to do that. I need to take something out of the edge off that any as you got coke Come on kids Give us a whiskey both and whiskey out of that hair

It's all heads you got to be hiding something in that weight little girl Like look at that the shovel drug addict with little girl. To like look at that the shepherd drug addict. Mommy, that's a different drug addict out here. Trying to take the whiskey out of me wig. So let's plug the sobriety into her. Oh, no, I'm done. I said it. I said, but I had to say, so she's like, give me me that whiskey and one of them takes a the bottle out of her hair She gives it to her. She's like oh, yeah, I love what whiskey does

I don't remember anything about iron and just kept that I had fun baby So Bill goes you want me to hold he goes you want to hold the drink just no? I want to drink the drink Stop on the stairs. Well, she's just like down so whiskey, so we know it's gonna be an extra gen kind of a night. Yeah, exactly. So Melissa's asking Rachel if she's spoken to Danielle's and Dan Rachel's like, she's like, yeah, I mean, we were playing NICE at Teresa's shower

and then Harder goes, but she was also crying. She was crying, she's always crying with this one. She's crying. She's always crying with this one. She was crying. She was crying. I don't believe it's just about her brother. You know, it's gotta be about something else, the crying, you know what I'm saying? Because she's very, very childish, not about her.

And so Danielle comes in and she's like, Slant everybody, slant, yeah. Danielle is the only housewife in hundreds of housewives that have come along over the year that can blow out a microphone. Do you notice? She does. I did notice her audio was blown out

this entire evening. Multiple sides, and it's happened multiple times on the season, like they cannot get a read on her voice. You know, very loud person. So I get it, and I'm like, you go, I mean to blow out a professional microphone this consistently. Wow, it's impressive.

So it's a serageal's like, I wanna know what affected her so deeply in Ireland. I'm marginally, well, I don't believe it's just better, but you know what I'm saying? She acts very pouty and childish, as I said about 10 seconds ago, and furthermore, I just wanna point to exhibit ABC in D. She cried, she cried at the shower

Is that modifying for her? She cried at a shower So Danielle just comes in yelling sluncher and then she tells us you know because she's very innocent She fits right in with Teresa and Jen who are just always innocent victims. They never understand why anybody's mad Very important ingredient to a good housewife. So she's like, I don't know what the dynamics gonna be like to that with Margaret Rachel because it's always tension.

So I'm like, oh God, where's the gonna come from today? Who's gonna be coming for me today? You start, you literally start it every time. Every single time. So now there's like, it's another a time. So now there's some shots. Again, we got another variation on there. He is with a look at this. Hey, look at this, guys. Look at this. And class as all guys. Yeah, I never experienced my classes who all killing it on Bravo this year, guys, you were killing

it. Huge. So Gorgas, like, eh, don't chill the shots too much. And Frank goes, hell, why you guys got to listen to Small Sky here? Ah, just joking. Just joking with, yeah. Dolan. Well, it's the first boy's night for Pauli. Pauli, you missed us trying to get Joe to talk to Theresa.

And then we see a clip of that. And Joe's like, oh yeah, yeah, cause in Ireland, my, my, my, my sister brings up my daughter. I don't want my children to be race with hate. Yes, that's exactly what, what was happening, Joe. Yeah, Teresa complaining that Antonia didn't come to a sweet 16 was basically like,

raising her to be a little terrorist. Totally the same thing. It was totally hate crime, so. So Bill's like, mmm, but don't minimize it because these moments only happen once in life. It's kind of like the first time you take it up the, I don't know if the right word to use in the situation is, but let me just say there's special moments and you don't want to overlook them.

So Melissa is talking to Danielle and she's like, hello, how are you? You good? She's doing that squint thing, like you know, she hates her because Melissa has known what's coming this whole season we find out later. So Danielle's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I just saw you at the shower. She's like, yeah, but they told me you cried at the shower. So were you crying at the shower. So were you crying at the shower? Why were you crying?

She's like, yeah, well, well, it's because Louis sister was talking about a brother that you know, I got a brother that you know, someone said something about a sister that I got, you know, you got a sister in law, you know, that was like a brother, that is a sister in the, like some people got brothers in law, that some people got sisters in law. So you know, I'm like, law and law and I,

I like it just was all coming together. Right, man, I just didn't know what to do. So like, it was a trick. I was triggered. That's what it was. And then Rachel pops up out of nowhere. She's like, but I feel like in Ireland, you were off. Like, was it because of the brother thing?

Is that why is it do you need new tiles? Because I can help you out there. Food or tiles. So you literally just said that's what it was pay attention police So Daniel's like yeah, there was a couple of things about me like whether we what we had escalated but we do we like like they were like come with that be every which way with everybody And rapes like look you have to understand. I have a relationship with Margaret So you also have to give me a fair

chance at saying that if I did something about Jen Eaton, you know if I say something about Jen Eaton, you would have told her. You would have told her that. I wouldn't have. I absolutely wouldn't. I really wouldn't have. I really would not have told her whatsoever. It's like, okay, bullshit. You would have told literally every single person as you have all season long like literally The pizza guy comes over so pizza guy came over and he gave me a pizza and I took them $4 You know he said to me said thanks. Can you believe it? I don't know. I just thought you guys should know that I

Said you know what you want another tip. Here's one Melissa makes out with people in the back seat. Go to her house This is you. Yeah. Alright. So Rachel's like, you know, if there's something that's a sensitive subject, you know, I need to give Marcia head up because we're very close friends, okay? Like, you didn't make that up and you're being fed that by somebody. Like, I just wanted to know what was being talked about, you know?

So just throw whoever told you what if the bus and stop trying to take a wall on yourself. And so Danielle's like, yeah, but same as you went and to tell her that, to tell her that my friends told me to have a heads up. We, we, we, she's saying listen, my friend, she's like, look, you, my friends told me to be careful of March. That's it. And she goes, yeah. And they told me the same thing. They were telling everybody to be careful of March. And she's like, great. All right. You know what? I don't want to put that's it. And she goes, yeah. And they told me the same thing. They were telling everybody to be careful of March. And she's like, great.

All right, you know what? I don't want to put that behind us. I want us to be good. Can we just be glad? I just always wanted a relationship or her. I never wanted to fight or her. I never wanted this fiction. It's no, I'm sorry to come into your confessional session,

but it's not fiction, it's friction. She's like, wow. All right. This is actually a docu. She's like, wow, all right. It's just actually a docu-series. All right, all right, all right, okay. Danielle, a really good way to not fight with Rachel. It's a not fight with Rachel, because all you're doing is getting mad at her

over real, I mean, it's just stupid shit that you're doing too. So Rachel's like, I wanna move on. I wanna move forward and have a friendship with you because I really want to have more idiots in my life. I want to show my newly adopted son how not to be when he grows up. So they make up, you know, and Danielle's like, yeah, you know, but they keep on her about Ireland. There's like, but there was something going on in Ireland with you. I was genuinely concerned for you genuinely like really for you Well, you know, something's happening in Ireland, but I've got now

Melissa's like so things that happened that we know about or that we don't know about She's like just things that waited on my mind, all right? That's what happened in Ireland She's like so it's nothing we don't already know it Melissa's like can we just do this? Like, you know it Teresa already. You fucking nincompoops. They've tried to set you up with this storyline for an entire year.

No one will do anything about it. Can I just yell it Teresa? Why? Are we pretending? Like, come on, stop beating around the bush. I know what they told you. It's literally in the news. Like, it's on TMZ, okay. So Danielle's like, there's literally in the news. It's on TMZ.

Okay. So Danielle's like, there's a lot of my mind because I'm still trying to navigate the best way to tell Melissa the rumor. And Melissa's not someone I want. She's my friend. Like what do you do in this situation? You're damned if you do, damned if you don't. Well, first of all, you literally beg to be put in this situation and the moment you

worry, you're like, oh no, I can't believe I'm in this situation. B, then like, I don't know, this is such bullshit. What do I do? Like I think you just say, what do you do? You say, I mean, I don't think I would do it. If I'm her friend, actually I don't know what I would do. I really like this. You want me to leave me a collar and say, hey listen, I hear that know what I would do. I really like this. You want me to be a little bit taller and say,

hey listen, I hear that people are spreading that you're cheating on your husband. You should probably fucking know that. I mean, they put it on camera. Just cut me down on camera and told me, you're gonna find out. So what do you want me to do? I feel like that's my instinct,

but I also feel like if I do that, I'm literally carrying out Jen and Teresa's wishes. So then, as a friend, I'm not carrying out the wishes. They're obviously telling me this because they want me to say it on camera. So I'm calling you right now to tell you what they did. As a friend, she should have actually just brought Melissa

to lunch earlier and not do it at the finale party. So, or immediately call Jen into the room at call me listen to the room at that moment It's like see something say something ring a bell, you know what I mean when Jen's like okay Fine the room is a modest friend door said was like ding ding ding My life that coming in it's all considered about you say you see down the house man Because it's already on TV, you know, so if you're really someone's friend You don't wait till the finale party now if you're a real housewife and the, you don't wait till the finale party. Now, if you're a real housewife and the producers are making you wait till the finale party,

this is what you do. But other guys, if you're a real friend, when the rumor gets told to you, you say, that rumor's clearly bullshit, you know? Because there's two things going on here. One thing that's going on here is, oh my God, can you believe that Margaret would spread a rumor like this about her friend Melissa?

So it's like, oh, this is damning for Margaret. That's like one angle that they're trying to push. But then there's the other angle, which is Margaret said this. And therefore it's true, oh, because Laura said it, therefore it's true. Can you believe this about Melissa? And they kind of can't keep their story straight of which angle they want to take. But as far as Danielle, if she were real friend, she was said like, that's a bullshit rumor and you guys shouldn't believe it. But she didn't say that at all.

She actually believed it right away. Yeah, and she would have tackled tales. Okay, so that's what she'd do. So then, especially, you already know there's rats in the house because you call somebody a rat. So who cares? If you know that's the name of the game, then rat, okay? So then, uh, Melissa does this thing where she's like, um, well, you know, that's good to drink because this is an Irish party and it means everyone must be drunk. And she does that Kyle Richards voice. Did they really become friends in real life because it's weird to see Melissa

Melissa kind of imitates people that are more famous in her like Teresa. She does a lot of Teresa imitations and Kyle she's kind of pulling on a little Kyle. I just I just spotted a little bit of it and it's just a warning and a request. Please don't we only need one of Kyle Okay, thanks. Yeah. Hi, I'm Michael Patrick King, host of the official Max Companion podcast, and just like that, the writers room. Each episode, members of the writers room and I unpacked moments from season 2, sharing

juicy details you can only hear from us. Stream and just like that, season two is starting June 22nd on Max, and listen to end just like that, the writers room on Max, or wherever you get your podcasts. So here's someone that we could use about 10 more of Frank Jr.

He shows up looking so cute. And then now at long last to recent, Louie arrived and Frank goes up to Paul. And he goes, let me tell you something, I have a new outlook on Irish people. Oh well, congratulations. I'm glad that this party with its lack of Fakaccia has changed your worldview about the Irish people.

But you know why, specifically, would you know it specifically changes my teeth? It goes, this food, this food. Wow, I got all new outlook. Potatoes. Potatoes change your outlook. It's literally 10 different kinds of potatoes. And it just goes back to my original point in life, which

is potato seal. OK. Stop. Stop. Stop villainizing potatoes America. I've had it. I also love the bacon wrap nothing. So, uh, so then we can treat come in and treat. Yes. So they come in. Yeah. And she's like, all right, you're okay, Joe. And, uh, Joe's just

like doing that thing where he's like looking at a little bunch of little mats flying around. You know, he's like, huh? Like he's clearly bothered. He's turning red. His veins are already popping out. Louis Orange, I mean, not Orange. Not Orange.

And his, he's sniffing around. He looks like a blood orange. He, like, and Joe is like sitting in the corner surrounded by the guys. Like he's like one of the gang leaders in West Side Story, you know, he's like sitting on like an Apple creator or something. And so Louis comes in and he's like hugging people

thinking, yeah, how's it going? I, I, I, I good to see you. Good to see you. And he like hugs everyone, but then he totally ignores Joe Gore guy. Doesn't say hi, doesn't look at him. Just totally goes right by him. But Joe ignores him too.

He doesn't like, like, say, hey, you know, or they're like giving a face up, like who's gonna say hi? But Louis is shown up tonight. Both of them have shown up ready to fight, obviously. Right, so it's like, it's not who's gonna be nice first, it's who's gonna be a dick first. Like that's what we're waiting for.

Like who's gonna start it? So Trees kissing people and Joe's giving dirty, crazed looks and food is forcing shots down Luis throat, you know, because food is another one of the guys. And then Fred Joe was like, oh yeah, you know what? This guy, he just like starts ignoring me and then he keeps ignoring me and then you know what he does.

He ignores me some more. What do you do with a guy like that? What do you do with a guy like that? And then, me while out on the balcony, Jennifer Fezler has cornered Frankie Jr. and she's like, Frankie, I have to introduce you to my daughter. She looks just like meadow soprano. Okay, how old are you? How old are you, Frankie? And he's like, 23?

He's like, oh yeah, you got a phone, you got a phone, Frankie, you got any pictures, you got any notes, you just need to show me I just just I got a short for a friend. Come on, Franky show it's a old friend Fesla So then let's see Joe's still mad. You know, Joe's telling people he's had enough and Frank's like, yeah, it looked like he was a little like this and over there And Joe's like, yeah, you know what? I know what exactly what he's doing. And I don't respect that, right? I don't respect it.

Will you just say hi, either? Are you a little weirdo? Stop crying. Stop fucking crying all the time, Joe. Gorgas Jesus, like constant stream of tears from Gorgas. So then Teresa's like, Uh-huh, Melissa. Uh-huh.

So at least she says hello. And then we're slant out yelling, guys doing shots. And then Jen, Bill, Louis and Trier kind of all talking and feels like, I know it's hard, is it, Joe? Is it? So I'm thinking in my mind, but listen, Louis, I know that it's hard, but family issues are just something we have to deal with in order to sit on a couch in front of the bed and put our hand up on the back of it and just go It's not easy to sweep whatever issues you have under the rug

Oh, that's sweeping just gets you so hot and bothered and next thing you know you're glistening with sweat from broom sweep things under the rug and you take off that shirt and the light hits you so reflecting little sweat reflections on the walls. Mmm, it's hard, Louis. It's so hard. So Louis is like, ah, well, you would think that a blood brother would show up and say sorry sorry. So Louis is clearly not his peaceful forgiving Buddha loving, Lose Buddha in the backyard having his kind of peace, peace next night. Okay. He's just come to start or so Teresa's like listen, I don't care about that. I'm right.

I'm in a love bubble. I just want to be happy. I don't want to fight. But Louis doesn't want to hear that because he's so close to getting exactly what every fucking abusive person wants Which is to cut you off from your family So he's purple and angry and he's like you want to be happy? Well, you're not happy when it comes to be a wrench your brother She's like I am happy. He's no you're happy right here in this little space right here. You're happy here, okay? And Jennifer's like, we're happy for you, okay?

We're your chosen family. We're gonna have fun and whoever wants to celebrate you celebrates you and that's it, baby. And meanwhile, Melissa's yelling at Joe Gorgher about his hat. She's like, come on, Joe, you gotta keep your hat on. This is a character party, okay? This is a party that represents an era where I really would have thrived. I would have been the J-Lo of 1927.

Come on, you gotta stay in character. So Fudah still feeding shots to Louis and three is like, no more shots. It's gonna be Ranny Fawda. And then Jen and Demiel are talking about like how drunk they're gonna get. And Demiel's like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, listen, I wanted to tell you before about, listen, I've gotta call on my list out what you told me.

I gotta do it, I gotta do it. Jennifer's like, don't do that. I would never, ever want you to do that. To Melissa make a feeling by I would start a party baby! Don't do that! I would never tell you something on camera for you to bring it up on camera and embarrass Melissa in front of a group of people! Never baby, never ever, never do it!

James is the only one that naturally fits into this theme. James is like, otherwise. She is truly froth. I'm surprised she's not walking around with a little transigurant, strapped to her shoulders. Whaa-waa! Her car pulls up, it's like an actual car for the 20s. And she's like, Tidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidlidl Hey, Mr. Don't say anything. Don't I beg if you don't know I would never ever want you to say anything to me

Listen right now and I was a republic, baby And then she tells us Don't you think that I wanted to tell her but after everything I went through For me to do that to another family you brought it up on TV Yeah, you are doing this. I love that you're pretending that you're not doing it. You are literally doing this. And you're doing it on national TV where everybody can see you.

You're not even trying to say you're hiding your hands. You're just saying you're hiding your hands. Yes. Jennifer, who is like the first one to kiss people of... You've been digging, you've been digging, but you went and you dug up information. When Margaret, like there was like actual video all over the internet of Louis Crazy video,

and Margaret was like, oh, I saw this video is crazy. Like I had taken up information, and then this woman goes and she meets up with Laura, like goes, actually goes out of her way, and then brings it actively on camera to have Daniel plot it. It's a hilarious classic Jen Aiden move. Yeah. So, um, you know, they're saying, well, I shouldn't do it. I should, I'm gonna do it. No, you shouldn't do it. No, I am going to. And so, um, Jen's like, well,

I was only telling you that to justify the fact that all this stuff is coming from Margaret. That's the only reason I have a sitting on TV and Daniel's like damn but if that friend is talking this is what I think is she selling you and calling you over a house it's only a matter of time before she's really gonna wrap her vengeance up and if someone was saying that about me I'd want to chance to defend my concept self and say a bitch. And she's like, okay, okay, do it, do it, you have to do it. Right, which by the way was also what Margaret was saying about Louis, that's how Margaret was spitting what she said to Teresa about Louis.

She was like, listen, I'm just trying to figure out what the hell's going on with this video so that we can get ahead of it. So now Jennifer's trying to do this too. So, yeah, or Daniel's trying to do this. And Daniel's like, how do, sorry, not, not yet. How do I want to hurt Melissa? How do I want to believe the rumor is true,

even though I believed at the moment that I heard it? I just want you to tell you, hey, this is what your friend is talking to. This is what one person says that your friend is saying to her right now. That's all I want her to know. Yeah, so she promises that she's just gonna say she heard it from Laura and she won't even bring

gender Teresa into this, right? So she's gonna die. She knows. She is like taking, she's like, let me take this sword from you and I will die on it. Don't you worry, I'll follow. That is so stupid because everybody already knows that they had a meeting with Laura

and they already know that that's where this information would have come from It would have come from free and Jen they've already had the meeting with Laura This show is literally the dumbest thing and I just love every minute. I think it's so funny I'm like so surprised that there are people that are like the season so boring like I think it's such a funny season I do too So they're all doing shots and then Gentry and Dolores are talking and just parting together, you know who cares? And then Melissa's like, oh my God,

look at little Frankie over there. He looks like Leonardo DiCaprio from the Titanic and Joe, you know, Joe looks like everybody? Like the little Italian friend from that movie. I was surprised that we didn't cut over to like Frankie Katania and just like Jen Fessler's knee like we're just what looking at him under Jen Fessler's knee.

It's like Miss Fessler, you trying to seduce me? Sure. I am not even going to try to hide it. Get over here. Get over here. You got to go just trying not to be offended. He's like a little Italian friend. Ha ha.

That's real funny. Yeah. I'm sure every, every shortman loves his wife publicly mocking his short head. Melissa, yeah. Sounds great. By the way, do you believe Melissa was making out with the guy in the back of the car?

I don't know. We ever discussed this. I don't, I don't believe that just, I don't know. I just don't believe it. I don't think she would do it. I don't know. I don't think she would do it. I don't know. I don't think she would be as careless

to be making out with a guy in a car where the door's unlocked and an assistant can open it up or whoever was could then see them. I just don't see that. Maybe it was tinted. Tainted windows, you know what I mean? It's tinted cars. I don't know, I feel like more information would come out.

Like I think, you know, it's like with conspiracy theories. I guess it's a pretty small conspiracy theory. You know what? I'm gonna reserve judgment. I'm gonna wait. I'm gonna go in. Okay. I wanna hear.

I will wait for the reunion, because I'm sure this should be pressed, and I mean, let's see how our story sounds. Yeah. So Danielle finally pulls Melissa's side, and Melissa's like, why do you wanna get a drink? Like she doesn't know it's about to happen, right? So Danielle's like, uh, all right, you know, so I found out some information that I live in and affect that by buying. Okay,

affected me on a level where I was like, fuck, so listen, I just want you to know what's being said. And Melissa's like, about me. Okay, yeah. And I just want to say that Danielle prefaces this by saying, you know what, when I'm talking to Melissa, I have no strategy whatsoever. It's like, oh really? Like I don't think of the word strategy and I think of Danielle on the show. Let's be honest. And then she goes, hey, my mind, I'm gonna tell her. And she's gonna say, oh God, that's not true.

Thanks for telling me. Let's have a shout out at the bar. And we'll go back to the party. We're gonna have fun. It's like you were like a little idiot, like a total, total idiot. It's hilarious. It's hilarious.

So, you're coming to Duterisa's dirty work to Melissa and she's gonna embrace you. Yeah. I mean, you just, and that's what I like about her. She really doesn't seem to understand what she's doing. She doesn't seem to understand that she's being used in this way. And she's, because normally you think,

okay, she knows she's being used in this way. And she's gonna really love sticking it to Melissa because she's on team Teresa. But I don't believe that. I think that she really doesn't know what she's doing and that she really does like Melissa. I think she's really, like, she's like deeply confused by so much of what's going on

She doesn't even understand how I ask enough three stories. It's like that show jury duty where it's about a jury and Everyone's an actor except one person like everybody knows it's a big fucking joke except one person Danielle is that person Yeah, this show where she just doesn't get it. I think so Melissa so she goes yeah, all right. So this girl Laura, right? She's been saying that Margaret's friend quite you with a backseat of a car kissing the guy and then he went back and he told Margaret and Margaret to Laura and that is what Laura is saying and thank you finally got it out. Jesus Christ. That was that was way on me. Yeah, and Melissa's like, uh, okay

Well, if we're gonna be really honest here the answer is yes I do belong in the 20s, but furthermore Let's be really even more honest than that. Okay, I've already heard this story and you know how How? How do you know? How do you know? What? You could be like, wait, how? I don't understand. How did anyone, because she said she promised that the recent

Jennifer would be quiet. You could see she's so like, what? And most goes through my husband. Do you know? Yeah, that was a dessert. It was a 20th. So it was more like August. It was from the 20s. So it was more like August. It was from the 20s so it was more of it like tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt t those bacon stuffed mutton smell. I have bacon wrapped in nothing. I'm gonna have to go try that. Well, he found out because his sister,

that's Theresa, you following still? His sister called him over to her house secretly without me to tell him the story behind my back. Yeah, and how dare you tell my husband that I would cheat on him. And she's like, it's pretty fucked up. Sister-in-law to have, isn't it, Daniel? Daniel's like, it's pretty fucked up sister and thought I have, isn't it Danielle?

And Danielle's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I mean, what is wrong with you? First of all, I have to say that's a good sister. And listen, I'm not just, I think all parties involved on the show are morons, and I'm on team nobody, honestly. But if I thought my sister's husband was cheating on her, I would not get them together and say, I love you both so much. And I heard a rumor that Roger was cheating or your husband was cheating.

I would call my sister and be like, hey, I heard a rumor that your husband was cheating on you. What do you want to do? Should we hack into his computer? What the fuck? I think you are right. I don't think that Teresa said it that way. Furthermore, here's where I find it to be more problematic, not like problematic, like me saying travelers are all

gifters. I'm not allowed to lie to another Irish traveler this moment. No. Here's where her logic falls apart from me, is that the moment a rumor bubbles to the surface about Teresa and if like Melissa spends three nanoseconds not shooting it down, Teresa's like, wow, you're supposed to be my sister, families, everything, it's supposed to be loyalty. You don't even shoot down the rumor. And now a rumor comes to Teresa

and she doesn't say, well, that's obviously bullshit and you shouldn't be spreading those rumors about my sister-in-law. She says, I knew it. I knew it. I'm gonna tell my brother and we're gonna save my brother. So like, I agree. If you hear rumors, you should be like, hey, listen, this is a rumor going on. It's fucked up. How do you want to handle it? But I don't think this is a normal situation. Okay, I agree with you, first of all. I agree with you. So, 100% agree with you, but there's a couple more points here that shows how right and how wrong they both are. Because then my mind changes now because Melissa says, no, what she should have done is

she should have called us both over, called us both over, and say, this is what I heard, I know Melissa would never do something like this. Okay, so I believe that that's correct, but also what Teresa could have done was done it on camera. She could have called Joe and told Joe on camera to humiliate you and she didn't. She did it with no cameras rolling and had Joe over in private because what do you do

in this situation? Like you have a lot of this information. Like how are you gonna disseminate that what if Melissa did cheat listen It's not beyond the realm of possibility that anybody's a fucking cheater. We're human beings. We're all scumbags at the end of the day so She doesn't know that Melissa doesn't cheat and she doesn't want Joe to automatically she doesn't want Melissa to Automatically be able to shut it down if it's true, you know, so You know what she did do a little bit of a solid

by doing it off camera. I will concede that, but I just think that like, the fun, I think what always gets me about Teresa is as they say later on, the double standards are so crazy. And that's where I always get annoyed. It's almost like, it's almost the other stuff I don't, it's like, it's a relative, it's not a relative. A relative. It's a relative, it's almost the other stuff I don't, it's like, it's irrelevant. It's not irrelevant. It's irrelevant.

It's irrelevant. It's irrelevant. It's irrelevant. Oh my God. I'm talking like Danielle. But it's just the double standards drive me crazy. He should be my brother, but now he's irrelevant. Oh, it's irrelevant.

It's irregardless I don't want to talk about this irrelevant experience anymore. No, no, no, no. Okay. So then Danielle's like, but listen, I'm sure I don't want to talk about this irrelevant experience anymore. Okay, so then Danielle's like, Buh-listen, I'm sure she don't want it to be true. She goes, oh please, I've been accused of being a stripper, and then we see a clip of, ah, I know your sister-in-law, Melissa. She actually worked for me at a gentleman's club.

It allits a bet, and then we go back to Melissa. I was accused of doing stuff and parking lot. And then we see Melissa going, you had dinner with my sister-in-law and told her, I was meeting my ex and then the lady goes, well, you did meet your ex. And I've been accused multiple times. She said multiple times, your wife will leave you for a

richer man. She said that multiple things that we have that we she said multiple things that we have let go in our life and We also see a clip for that one now because we see Teresa telling Jacqueline Yeah, like what one of the first times I met Melissa's she was like like I Married a poor guy. I'm right stupid like my two sisters. You know, like she's a gold digger. You know what I mean? So all of these clips I have to say I understand that all of these clips are a Theresa just doing fucking downright wrong and evil Okay, but I will also say Theresa tried to be nice to you on on your first scene of the show And you guys were the one who started that whole scene with Teresa and told her to fuck off and this and that.

So don't act like you came on here and being all nice. Also, I believe all of these rumors. And, hey, I don't care that you were a stripper. I say more fucking power to you. I wish you would Erica Jane it if it's true. Maybe it's not, but in my mind, I wish you would be like, fuck yeah, I was. I paid my way through college. Like I went through a tough life supporting myself and look at me now

I'm an educated or whatever Let's not go far Ronny. Let's not go that far. I started you my brain was like stop my brain My balance is point. Yeah, but I believe that maybe she was cheating on her or meeting with her ex That was another thing that was all over were one of her exes was coming out, claiming that he was having an affair with Melissa and she's a fucking liar and he was bitter now and putting all this stuff out online. I mean, I believe that she said,

I'm not dating a fucking poor man. I don't think saying that's bad either. But I kind of believe I was like, are these clips supposed to support your story because it's not supporting it. It's really just making a biopic for me. That's what it's doing. Thank you.

We'll just never get to the... It's like a Rashaman, like in Jersey. Jersey Rashaman. So Melissa tells us, she's like, I had no intention of confronting her about this. Joe doesn't believe it. It's bullshit. And because I wanted to let her have a peaceful six months leading up to her wedding, I decided I would simply confront her through small passive aggressive barbs instead. Well, how long do they shoot this show? Don't they only shoot this show for three

months? They don't shoot this show for six months. It hasn't been six months. When we started this season, it wasn't six months before Teresa's wedding, which means this would have been... While last season was airing in the reunion and all of that. I think it was time-wise. I think it started in April. I think it started in April and I think it ended around September.

So I think that's about like about five months or so. You know, it was not so far. I wrote a break her wrist and to get in and out of the cast. So this is where we really see how shady Teresa is. This is some old AST Teresa tried it. She called Joe over. It told him Joe said, I don't believe you. I'm staying with Melissa. You're full of shit. So Teresa didn't get her way. so she told Jen, is that what's going on? Is that what I'm going to do? No, I think no, no, she and Jen talked to Laura together, but they didn't get anywhere with Joe,

so then they had to find a patty. And that's literally what Melissa says. Melissa goes, she's like, so look what happened. She has her minion, make me look bad in front of everyone, so everyone can hear the words, Melissa's a cheater, and I am done, I am done, because Melissa knows exactly what's going on. Like it's so obvious.

I mean, Danielle could have just shown up in like blue overalls and yellow face paint and like a glass over her eye, whatever. It's like she's the most obvious man. Like after peanut. Oh, my near now. I was like Mr. Peanut. Where did I get Mr. Peanut? That's Mr. Peanut on his off day. Mr. Peanut was like, Mr. P. Mack, where did I get Mr. P?

That's Mr. Peanut on his off day. Mr. Peanut's life. When I'm not being dapper, I like to get into overalls. I'm so sorry. Yeah, so she's a minion. And, but here's also why I can't believe anything coming out of Melissa's mouth, because she says something like this. She goes, do I look like somebody who kisses somebody in a car?

By the way, strong argument Melissa. Oh, yes. Who does it look like somebody who would kiss somebody in a car? Is kissing somebody in a car? Is that like only like hunchbacks? Do you that? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha in a car in New Jersey. Come on. So Danielle has a larger agenda, right?

She ultimately, Danielle just wants to roast Margaret. So Danielle's trying to write the ship now. So she's like, listen, I don't believe any of it, but why is Margaret not getting any of the heat? Like why is no one ever addressing the messenger? Why is no one addressing the messenger? I'm like, by the way, I hate to break it to you. You are the messenger right now.

You are the messenger. Okay, and nobody addresses the messenger because the messenger takes the addressed items to people that they're addressed to. She is. She is literally demanding that they shoot the messenger of March while simultaneously saying, don't shoot the messenger for the rest of the episode.

She's saying that she's the wrong messenger. She's the messenger, just the one I don't like. She's like, keep UPS, take out DHHL. Get rid of your fucking DHHL's and never been worth a shit. Take, get rid of them. They're yellow trucks. So this is so funny, because it's multifaceted, because now Melissa's like, thank you

for finally giving me the ammo I need on Theresa to finally yell at Theresa. She's like, no, wait, you're supposed to yell at Marge. Like, so they have tricked you. Jennifer has tricked you. And literally Jennifer just told her, the only reason I told you that is to show you that Marge is the one behind all this, right?

So Jennifer just told her, you're doing this to get it Marge. So she's aimed at her for Marge and she ends up doing so good. It's actually a hilarious game because the whole Laura gossip thing, Teresa uses it to go against Melissa, Jen uses it to go against Marge. It's such a, it's also amazingly flimsy. So then Marge, Marge, Margaret's across like three feet away. She's like, I see her name. I'm seeing, this is crazy, guys.

Guess what? Danielle's not crying. It's shock. And you know what? When she's not crying, she's saying my name over and over and over again. What's she saying? What is she saying about me? She's saying my name over and over again.

You know what? It's not stop. And I'm going to take her fucking Amazon dress and wrap it around a fucking drop So Jen fastest like well, why don't you go over there leave me and Frankie Jr. alone if you know what I'm saying Okay, so I seek us over and she's like I'm hearing my name. What's coming on here? What it's coming on? Most is like oh nothing just about Laura, talking shit about me. And she's, why? And you're talking about someone.

You don't even fucking know. Okay, why? And Daniel's like, well, I heard something. She's like, oh, you heard something? Really? You heard something from him. First of all, why are you talking about somebody you don't know?

She's like, well, someone says something about my friend. So I'm really, I want to say something about my friend. about my face like oh, yeah, here's something about your friend Works that's pretty good Stupid she says yeah, don't you the messenger I guess get the messenger yeah, I mean I'm sorry She's you're not a messenger. You're a shit start. Uh, you're stupid little shit You're a shit starter. You're stupid little shit I'm in bed y'all's like that you come at me and she's like get your finger out of my face It's like I'll do whatever I want listen to me everyone does your fucking doing that's what everyone does

They do your fucking do it. Marker's like get your finger out of my eyes Because I went your costume is, no budget, baddie, that's what you are. And no budget, I was like, don't you have a whole low budget?

Like, you're in Tuesday mornings. You know what I mean? Yeah. Isn't your point to have a low budget brand? But I still like that. And I like their, their like screen market is screaming. They're screaming at each other

and outside Dolores goes. Something's going on. She got the Dolores. Dolores is so funny. So she's got the screaming at each other's face. And I mean, Marge is known. This is coming, right? She knows Laura told them. She knows all this stuff. Melissa already knew all of this stuff. So they've just been like, I guess they're not gonna use it this season. I mean, it's so funny because she's just mostly exasperated that they're talking about this again.

It's like six months later, right? But that Dan Yell, like, inserted herself into this Laura stuff and then is regurgitating it without any frame of reference. Like it was literally the definition of hearsay. Like the Laura thing is already hearsay and it's just filtered on through Danielle and Margaret's like this person is Too dumb for me to be breathing the same errors or this is ridiculous so damn jealous screaming at her

This is your drama and everything comes from you so don't shoot the fucking messin' jerk, cause yeah, it's you! It's just you, I was disgusting little wannabe. And everyone's like, ah, March! I like, whenever March says something like, March, how dare you! Well, it's like horrifying. Yeah, I'm Daniel, cause, SHAT THE FUCK UP! This is my favorite, this is my favorite thing that Dad Y'all says, because she says this as if this is like the worst thing

that someone could do, she says, you pick and choose your own battles, that's what you do, you pick and choose your battles. I'm like, I think that's usually considered a good thing. That's literally a cliché for her reason. Okay. Do you know what that phrase means? It means that you don't lose your mind over stupid shit.

Melissa is holding March back. As March is losing your shit now on this slide, right? So Melissa's like, and by the way, okay, Danielle did this, but those two are the ones who met up with Lauren the first place. They're the ones talking behind our backs and telling Danielle, Danielle's just saying it to our face. And then she goes, you guys over the tree,

so Melissa, she got our tree, so Danielle, she say goes you guys over the Teresa Melissa she got our Teresa and Danielle she goes you guys lose her. She's stuck in lose or something. Ellen Tracy. What are you doing on your head there? Why are you making that hand? She goes because you're with loser. Why are you making a J? It's an L. Oh, um this I think was actually a significant moment for Melissa Gorga because in all of her confrontations for 10 years with Teresa, it's always been Teresa sort of the aggressor and Melissa's like, most of the approach is always like, why me? Please, I'm begging you to stop. No, you're being wrong.

This time she's kind of like, fuck her. And Melissa is really the aggressor going forward. And I think it was like pretty, it was like a totally different dynamic in this fight. So she's screaming loser. And Tracy's like, ask girls, I'm just like, yeah, cause you call my husband to your house

to tell him I was in a car with a guy. She's like, wow, wow. Wow. Wow. You see what she just did? You see what she just did? You see what she just did? And they just got started going, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. They each other. It was like not unlike Marlow and Shiree in Africa.

Bibi, bibi, bibi, bibi, bibi. So the Laura says like, she's like, I've seen, I've been in enough fights in my day B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- and give it to these girls. Can we get the dances up here to dance out all the tension? So now they start repeating, looking you, looking you, looking you, disgusting. You're disgusting. So Teresa walks out to get away from a list of lists. It just keeps falling or to keep fighting.

And she's like, what happened, Teresa? You called my husband over to your house. And they're just calling each other disgusting. And Teresa's like, get off, get off, get off of me, get off of me. husband over to your house and they're just calling each other disgusting and Teresa's like get off get off get off me get off me And now Louie's running over with his purple face and Melissa's like you wanted to tell them I was in the car with the guy I'll buy himself what's the mind a dead yell is yelling in the background Margaret's friends, yeah, it's Margaret's phone. It's Margaret! She tried so hard.

She's like, the fight is you're supposed to be yelling at Margaret. So then Teresa tells us, she's like, first of all, it wasn't a sister. It was Louis, alright. Louis, like, I want to tell your brother that this is coming from Margaret, so your brother can get in front of it, right? And I never repeated that to no, okay, so that's okay for you Teresa. So it's okay if Louis does that to get in front of it,

that is literally exactly what March told you in the episode one last year about Louis. This stuff is happening with Louis. It's all over the blogs. Everyone's seen the video at this party. Everyone is literally seeing it. You've got to address it and get in front of it or you're gonna look like an idiot. Get in front of it. She's like, oh yeah got to address it and get in front of it or you're gonna look like an idiot getting in front of it she's like oh yeah I told me again she's

literally trying to ruin this woman for two years because of that one thing and now she's saying it like it's no big deal that she's doing it yeah and but by the way also I don't believe Louis was just calling Joe over as a courtesy because that's the thing if it were a courtesy like hey there's a there's a vicious rumor out so you guys to get ahead of it They would call Melissa over also, but that's not what they call they were calling Joe over to be like Melissa cheating on you You got a figure. Yeah, well they and they're also going against mark trying to turn Them trying to turn him against Margaret because of course Louis hates Margaret too It's not just Teresa who hates Margaret. Like they are gonna get revenge on fucking Margaret. That's it. You know

how Teresa is. So Teresa is like... Yeah, Melissa called me a loser. And then he's like, loser. She called you a loser. Oh, who got your loser? It's Teresa's like... Yeah, she called him and she called me a loser. She was like, didn't you, like, didn't you tell your brother? Like, what, like, what, like, did you tell you, didn't you tell your brother like what like what did you tell you didn't tell your brother and I told them I told them so So then Paul is Paul's like you say oh, hi everyone. Let's take home. Let's get to come get the dancers up in here And some was good. Let's call everyone down please. We have a more big wrap nothing Then there we go

I Because I'm a winner I'm a winner and she's winning too She's one and two and he's purple and looking just fucking crazy and Teresa's like I'm not even in a team And she wants attention. I ain't giving it to So but I really can't underestimate how crazy Louis looks in this moment like really I mean he's trying to be normal and he's like purple and he's like looking around and smiling and going, where the, where the, and then he's grabbing potato chips

and like opening his mouth real big and throwing one in and then eating it real big. Like he's in a chip commercial trying to prove that he enjoys this chip. I mean, he is losing it. He is crazy. So Gorka's like, eh, what's your tap in? And Melissa's like,

she tried to tell me that like, the kissing in the car thing and I laughed. You know, you, which by the way, Melissa, you did not laugh. You think I don't know the story? I've known this story for six months. It's a fucking joke.

And Rachel's all of a sudden appears again. This is what Rachel does. She just appears out of nowhere and she's like, you sat down with Louis and Teresa. So then Gorka tells his story. He's like, eh, I got a call from Louie. He said, what are you doing? I need you right away. So I got her house and Louie says, eh, we heard Melissa cheated on you. I go, guys, you got the wrong girl.

And Melissa's like, we're protecting you're all the time. We've got to stop protecting Teresa. And then Marge is like, you know what? What these three did, what they're doing, and the stupid girls. Okay, the stupid bargain basement of an Amazon costume idiot brought this shit up. And what they're doing, all three of them, that is disgusting.

That is a non-snickest creamer right there. And I was like, oh, she said that we're disgusting. She is so mean. She is so mean and nasty, what a nasty mean woman. So, she's like, yeah, go ahead, sorry. No, you do it, you do it, you do it. No, no, you do it. I want you to do it.

I want you to do it. Listen, I want you to do it. I'm giving you the spirit of Lexi to power you to this next slide. I want you, okay, Lexi and Joe say you to this next line. I want you and okay Lexi and Joe say do it do it. Don't fuck my husband because he's an entire internet saying you're fucking them don't do it Okay, so Dan Gell and Jen wouldn't do anything behind Teresa's back. I think Teresa knew it's gonna happen I think she looks extremely nervous and I think that's why she was like tonight. I was like okay You had me until that's why she was like tonight. I was like, okay, you had me until that's why she was like, like that'll be really.

She was like, yeah, she wasn't like timing it or anything. She's just Teresa, you know, she doesn't know what time is. Yeah, Margaret turns to Teresa and goes, you know what, you should have told these fucking girls to shut up, she goes, but it's my wedding. It's a boy good at beauty. It's not currently your wedding.

It doesn't make any sense. Ed Marga's, you just like your fucking girls do this right now. So the producer asks, did Jennifer tell you that she told Danielle, and she's like, um, yeah, yeah. And I told him not to say it, like, but you can't tell people what to do, you know,

unless you want to tell them to defend you and defend the family, but otherwise if they're going to talk shit about Melissa, you can't control that. So meanwhile, this party is badlam. Louis is looking purple, he's still eating chips in the same way. Teresa's everyone's freaking out still at this party, right? And then Danielle just goes That's it a very big blowing out her blowing got her mic and March goes oh my god Even Jennifer said girl's fucking crazy. What is wrong with you? And Jennifer tells us, why would this woman lie? Why would she fabricate such a specific

story with names and dates and places? Oh really, name a name, name a date, and name a place. Because you have not done that yet and neither has Laura. Otherwise, we'd love to hear it. I would love to hear it. Yeah, I, again, like, but also don't forget. Laura's the one who spread gossip that said, Laura was claiming that Margaret was encouraging Melissa to date a baseball player. When Margaret, when all Margaret said was, Joe, he doesn't realize you can have any ball play you want.

But Laura turned that into Margaret wants her to date a baseball player. So it's like, I think I believe that Margaret said something to her, but it was probably just like passing, like, oh, you know, Melissa, I saw it, she was, it was in the back seat of a car, she was with what's very handsome man, you know, they would make great babies and the Laura's like,

they were making out trying to have a baby, go tell everyone. So, Jen is like, you tell the. So, um, Jen is like, You told her all this shit about everybody much. Come on, be honest about it, baby. And Martin's like, I tell nothing, which is also untrue, because it was one of her friends. Of course, March talks shit literally about everybody

and everything, that's what March does. And Jen's like, well, she's sound like a baby, baby, baby. She fucking sound like a baby, baby. She fucking sound like a baby. Literally, she is from the 20s. She's sound like a baby. Mark goes, oh, okay, see you're right here revenge to her. And she goes, you don't know how to, you don't know how to own your shit. It says Jennifer Aiden, right?

So then it cuts to Joe, Joe B, Joe Benino, and Bill. He's like, so you want to talk them down? Let's talk them down. Yeah good one. Our wives are out of control. So Jan is now scream get her. You can't own your shit and you talked about Melissa. You talked about my husband's in Fidelity. And Marga goes, okay, okay, you know what? You're right, Jan, you saw what's said about last year's sale and she's, yeah has a madada wants to be a fucking therapist. Madada wants to help people for a little nap, thanks to you. And Margaret goes out, was you know why?

Because Bill's separate to support, and she knew that. And then because boom, and everyone goes Margaret, Margaret. OK, I'm sorry, Jennifer doesn't get to orchestrate this whole thing all fucking year. And then come at Margaret again and then Margaret says something and now it's like oh my god that was so fucking low. I think the whole telling doing this in the first place was low of Margaret.

I didn't like that at all in the first episode. I've said it a million times, but this I mean come on you guys. Jennifer's starting it. What are you what's what's not computing? I That's a loaded question with this cast okay, so Jennifer goes She loses her mind she's living it back She literally is like out of some movie right now and she is shaking and she's myself but my husband, she threw herself at my husband.

I just dragged, it was a dragon girl. And she's like, you're a nasty person, Margaret. Oh my God, let's say, best with the March, you gotta be able to have the iced coffee baby. Okay, I agree. So listen, I think we need to take a moment because March came to our life show last week in New York.

I was about to say what I think about this. And people are posting like the picture we put on Instagram and being like, oh yeah, well now it all makes sense. Ronnie Ben, your friend with Marge, and that's why they kiss Marge is that. No, listen, we're not friends with Marge, okay? Here's the interactions we've had with Marge.

When she first came on the show, she said like your recaps. We said thanks, okay. Then later she got her own podcast. We went on it and talked to her in Lexi for an hour. We didn't talk before, we didn't talk after. Since then, we've asked her to do the crappies multiple times and she sent in videos and stuff. And then that night was the first time we met her in person.

We don't know her number. We don't go to dinner with Marge. We're not best friends with Mark. We we only speak to Marge because we deal with Liker on the show. No, we don't have anybody on our show that we talk shit about hating. We don't bring anybody on. We don't like. We naturally like her. That's why she comes on the show. Now I get why that would be annoying to you. It's a listener if you hate Marge and we both like we both like March. But don't accuse us of not being fair because we've met March a few times. That's fucking ridiculous and we're allowed to like people.

Yeah, by the way, also, I don't even think we have to even defend any of that because the truth is I have been a March fan like for a long time and I'm allowed to be a March fan just the way people who hate March and love Teresa are allowed to love Teresa. Like you can love who you want and this is not the New York Times. Okay, this is not some sort of like, like, high, we do not have some sort of code of

conduct of like we must promise unbiased fair report. We're not reporters. We're not reporting. We're watching stuff and saying, I'm a fan of Margaret. I think she's smarter than a lot of these people. I'm also, I think that Jen Aiden is like a disaster. I'm a fan of her on this show. I'm a huge fan of her on this show.

Okay, and like, you know what, but people are like, now I figured it out, like, what did you figure out that I'm like, I'm a fan of Margaret, congratulations. I am a fan of Margaret. Wow. Yes, and that does. Instagram picture with everybody smiling backstage.

Whoa, you solved the puzzle. And it does inform my opinions about her in the situation. Congratulations. It's a podcast. It's a podcast about opinions. It's about people who watch shows and they have their fans of some, not fans of others and they react and we talk about it

and we laugh and we fight. I mean, what is not to get? Listen, I believe in being yourself and I identify as a bisexual, okay? I'm a biased person. Yeah, that's it. That's it. Okay, so anyway, back to the show.

So fucking victim, Jack. I feel like I can't believe Jack. I feel like that was Danielle who was complaining to us. It's all Jen like you mean to me, baby. But um, no, it's just because the, you know, the people on the Jersey we talk about all the time just get so angry. It's like you guys calm down. Like we're just here to make fun of it. If we're too biased, that's like welcome to a podcast. Like what do you want me to tell you? So now Rachel is going, what just happened? What just happened? So then Bill and Jen are going downstairs and Bill's like, I'm sorry I put you in this situation.

You don't deserve this. And she's like, where you going? Oh, K.S. I'm not on. So then Jen just then Jen tells us,uck you Margaret, you are disgusting You have a filthy cheater Not my husband, he didn't cheat He just happened to be standing there aroused while a lady So do some See who's so far to him and it wasn't his fault that he was aroused He was already aroused

It wasn't his fault there, sex, baby Yeah, you're the filthy cheater, not my hucking husband Okay Jen So then Melissa's like great party move Danielle fault that sex baby yeah you're the filthy cheater not my hucking husband okay Jen so then Melissa's like great party move Danielle great move girlfriend she's hey if you come at me any any out with any other way with me trying to have anything but good intentions and Rachel's like well who told you in the first place she says it doesn't matter I'm obviously to law and nobody talked behind your back around Oh My gosh

Where was like they talked behind you back because they want to hurt you and they go no When we were in Ireland and it was told to me. I was like dear Jesus Why the fuck did I even ask about it? I said to my husband I hope this isn't even true and most is like so that so that's what you think. You think that this actually happened. And Danielle's like, well, Lord is saying it. Lord is saying it. So all of a sudden, Lord is just automatically correct in what she says.

So then the other ladies are like, who cares? Who's Laura? Why would you believe some random thing from somebody you've never met? Like, this is crazy, right? So then Melissa's still going off about how Louis and Teresa called her husband over secretly. And then Louie is like, oh yeah, yeah, I did, I did call Joe. And you know

what? I called Joe a lot of things. You hear that? I called him. I did. I did. I did. And Teresa didn't call him. I'm a man. I got no problem because both Deedle know shit about everyone in this room. Oh, Deedal, let me hear that name. Bo-Dedal office is calling. Bo-Dedal knows some shit. Why is he invoking Bo-Dedal? In the middle of this, I was like, wait, Bo-Dedal? This is, this is, this is where this goes.

You're like, yeah, Bo-Dedal. Bo-Dedal knows everyone, everything in this room. So congratulations, Bo-Dedal, as someone who had guessed appearances on the IMS radio show knows stuff about people. Oh my God. So I didn't know who this was. I know, my dad has to listen to IMS when I was a kid.

So Bo Dedal was always on. I was like, Bo Dedal, Bo Dedal. Oh my, isn't he from like, good fellas? Let me see, Bo Dedal. He's like, he's a retired American retired NYPD police detective, a media personality and actor. D.D.D.D.L. is the founder and CEO of Bo D.D.D.L. and associates. Blah, blah, blah.

He's a private investigator. Well, I guess Louie says that also. Yeah. He had a autobiography called One Tough Cop, the Bo D.D.L. story. And it was made into a film called One Tough Cop, the Bo-Dedal story, and it was made into a film called One Tough Cop, starring Steven Baldwin as Bo-Dedal. Wow, that's pretty big. Wow. And the playable Ferraris crime drama, Bad Lieutenant,

is inspired by Dedal's 1981 investigation of the rape of a young man. You know, his Ded even Baldwin's son and la is Justin Bieber. Ah, there you go. Nothing to do with anything, but I'd love to know it. But it's just something he has to think about. Yeah, he's also in three Martin Scorsese films.

He's the detective who arrests Henry Hill and Goodfellas. He's himself in the Wolf of Wall Street and he's a labor leader and mob boss, Joseph Glimko in the Wolf of Wall Street and he's a labor leader and mob boss Joseph Glimco in the Irish Manage Wow, so Louie coming out with the big gun. So he's saying that this guy This guy he's used to get information on everyone in this room Which by the way you guys is the worst because Marge has an arsenal right? Right. Oh, yeah

But Bo Diel private investigator like, but Bo Dital, private investigator, like a top of the line private investigator who's so famous he's been scorsese films, that's not an arsenal. Right, so Rachel's like, so he says Bo Dital knows everything about the people in this room and it's like, come on man, just let them fight. You're two days away from your wedding.

He's like, no, I know, now he's purple purple. And Melissa, so he's finally getting Louis to walk away and Melissa sees Louis walking away. So she goes, Hey, where is I spugging like that? Hey, Louis, what do you guys look like that? They're bugging. I mean, it is a question on top of everyone's minds. I don't think even Boatie can get to the bottom of that.

So Louis, best episode, I know I'm hard on Melissa. I have to give Melissa credit here. Best Melissa Gorga episode in seasons. That's what I'm saying. Nice work. She came hard. You saw Teresa ran away. Teresa couldn't say anything.

This was the first time I really feel like Melissa controlled the fight against Teresa. I think she was not concerned with being nice, maintaining an image, maintaining peace. She's just like, you know what? Fuck her. Fuck her right now. And she went, she was, it was a great Melissa. And fuck her husband too. I loved that. So he's like, oh yeah, oh yeah, you better, you better,

you know what? And just like, you better fact back to fuck up man. Hey, is someone gonna hold my neck here? Like I'm gonna fight, cause I'm fighting that fucking gorilla. All right, he's too big. So they hold it, food up, put his arm around him and hold them back. And I was like, yeah, I'm gonna fight you.'m fighting that fucking gorilla right he's too big so they hold that food up with his arm around him and holds him back and I was like yeah I'm gonna fight you and then Louis said come on boy to he's like I'm gonna fight you yeah because Louis had said to Melissa there's nothing fucking log sweet

hot so that's when Gorgie got all angry and everything so they separate the two guys and everything and Gorgie's like hey Nate Nate Nate you Nate, Nate, Nate, you don't gotta fucking hold them back. You don't gotta fucking hold them back. I'm gonna get them. Hey, you know what looks scary? A small guy in a page boy thing. Yeah, I'm gonna get them. I'm gonna get them.

Like, joke, we're gonna stress like a newsie, by the way. I know, if you're just like, what is somebody not giving you the nickel for the paper? What do you some matter about? I know. So then we got a commercial and the first commercial goes Fidelity Bloom and I thought that was so funny that they're just Fidelity

The first word you see out of this big fight is Fidelity So then we come back and Louis going downstairs and Joe's madly talk to his wife like that and he goes You don't get in my face like that like the devil I mean who talks to women like that like you You do literally since you've come on the show do you just watch your first episode and then every episode you've been on since You're fucking so weirdo last last year you got me you've had to hold you back from Jen Fessler Jen Imagine Jen Fessler Joe Gorgherty have to Jen Fessler that holds Gorgher, go ahead and have to Jed Fessler. They had to hold the background. Jim Aiden last year, let's print my pretend that you're so nice to women.

Speaking of distorted realities, so Louis, who has just yelled at Melissa, admittedly, Melissa was like, why are your eyes bugging, but Louis was like, yes, we are, he was pretty aggressive with Melissa, okay? He goes downstairs, because there's 10 stories in this house. And he's like, he's like, where's Teresa? Joe just started to fight with me.

He's trying to fight with me. No, he said Melissa. Melissa's trying to fight me. Oh, no, no, no, he said, no, he started with me. First he said Joe and then he said Melissa. He basically did both of them. But either way, he's making it sound like he did not come really hard at Melissa just then.

I mean, even though Melissa was like needling him, Joe is defending his wife. Now, of course, that brings in whatever. I don't even want to get on those stuff. I'm like, well, man, like a Mathias Kalinini defending women. Bop, bop, bop. The point is, it's making it sound.

It's really how fast it's a new jersey. It's making himself sound so innocent in this situation here. And this is so fucked up, you know? So, Trees, like, oh yeah, I didn't get blamed and I'm hesitated. And that is so fucked up. You know? So Trees like, oh yeah, I didn't get blamed in on me. Is it it? And that's happening right now.

What Melissa? And you know what? I don't give a shenanigan. I'm not blaming the shenanigan. She's like, oh excuse me, but like that's so rude to me line my podcast in the middle of your fine. So then Margaret is still furious

and screaming at that guy. He brought this on you to death. So then Margaret is still furious and screaming at dad y'all. He brought this on you did this you did this. And then dad y'all stands up and she's here now what you can't my fucking big fat boy. So like turns around and grabs her ass. Rodney when you do that it looks like you're about you're falling into the bowl of meatballs behind you. Because you go back slowly, it looks like you're doing like the guy in Die Hard falling off the building spoiler, but like you're landing in meatballs instead of center, you're sitting parking lot.

You're like, that's so funny. So then, let's see. So Marge is like, great job. She broke up a family, great job. And then Danielle, you know, so innocent and wants to protect families. It's like, didn't her and Joe, didn't I hear that her and Joe actually cheated?

Didn't they actually break up a family? Yes, she did and actually made it part of her plotline in talking about the regrets about it. And everything else you've found. Yes, she did and actually made it part of her plot line in talking about the regrets about it and everything else you've found. It wasn't under like, it was, this is just another example of everyone else is allowed to go low. Well, everyone, well, everyone,

exactly and it's also very like facelogic, right? Like this idea, like she broke up a family. Yeah, but she, like you said, she has regrets, she's very open about it. She's not under the guise of actually trying to be like all about family, trying to bring people together. Like she's not saying things. She didn't break up the family because it was like, I just want to be a better friend to Joe. It wasn't. She didn't say things like that. So Danielle is so the march is like, you know what? This is the reason your brother doesn't talk to you stupid fucking bitch.

Which also extremely well, you know, it's like, yeah, I mean, it's like the bar keeps lowering, you know, it's just the bar just keeps lowering. So then dates like, look, listen, she was trying to look out for a friend and Rachel goes, yeah, but maybe that should be done in a private moment. And Danielle goes, oh yeah, like, I couldn't do that in Ireland and I didn't. Yeah, there were even fewer people in Ireland. That would have been better. You waited until literally the Holocaust

and their husbands and the catering staff were here. And this again, once again, the whole bullshit of like, oh, just looking out for a friend, when that's what Rachel was doing with Margaret, you know, but Danielle, it's like, but when Danielle does it, it's totally fine. So Rachel's like, I would not have picked this circumstance to share this information. I would have done it in private, but that's just me.

I'm not Danielle. It's like, well, thanks Rachel, thanks for that inside of how you would do it. So Danielle's like, I tried to be the best person here, and I don't feel bad about anything I did. I have no longer a loving Margaret to paint me as the bad guy it's been all you all along and I'm just a person to expose me you're literally it's whole I can't tell if I'm like

thrilled or exasperated by her idiocy right now I'm thrilled by it I just loved it I just love that it's an old story like Melissa knew about it, Marj knew about it, Teresa knew about it. They've already had it out. Melissa and Joe is like a non-issue and Danielle is just in the middle of this party screaming about it. Yeah. And she really thinks that she got to the bottom of something and she like literally did not. She does. She leaves there like, I did it. You know, like she's so proud of herself. Like she finally made it. It's a real housewife. The new daddy y'all got zero fucks. And Marge is like, you know what?

That part of us is insane. That stupid person in a $5 dress doesn't care. Who's life she ruins? But you know what's good night? Overall, it was good night. Did you enjoy it? No. I'm not the bacon wrap nothing. That was great. Bacon wrap nothing was great. I put it was a good night. Did you enjoy it? I'm not the bacon wrapping up thing. That was great.

Bacon wrapping up. It was great. I put it on my fingers, my new ring. So now we get to start getting someone like the end of the season updates. So Danielle and her brother are still not spoken. And she's focusing her energy on growing her bougie kids empire one, two, two at a time. Well, good luck with that. And then Danielle, the new Danielle gives zero fucks.

Oh, that's what she says. So then the Margaret's like Margaret is still living with Lexi and Nino. She's continuing to build her arsenal or extended family. And Rachel officially adopted shade in. So okay, then the next day, Theresa with a fucking lighter again. She's like, Clint, Clint, Clint, I'm out. Oh. Oh. It was just a piece of dried spaghetti. She's like,

Why won't they turn on? So, Jennifer Aiden comes over and she's like, I'm still shaking from last night. It did. And then actually I'm sorry, Jen is arriving at Theresa's saying she's still shaking. And then the doorbell rings. It's like ping-pong.

Entry's like, doorbell. Are you okay with that? No, no, no, no. Now Ronnit looks like you're taking a ladder down into the meatballs. Okay. Sorry. But also don't know.

We have custom backgrounds up today. We yell so much in these recaps that when I yell, I try to stay away from the mic and like when I yell really loud, I push my chair all the way back and then I roll it back to the desk, but I've got a rug under me, so I keep pulling the rug and I'm stuck in the rug. Wow. So anyway, so aren't you glad you asked? So then Jen comes over and she's like like I'm so shaken from last night, baby

And so they're talking about the wedding and how they can't believe it's supposed to be the happiest time in your life But Melissa would try and ruin it and they should feel horrible for treating you like that when you did nothing First of all 10 y'all said she was gonna do it and said, please, please don't do it. Please, I'm begging to do it. I wish she would have because somehow the finger always gets pointed at me just because it was my idea to talk to Laura and like tell you to tell Danielle it always gets pointed at me. you to tell Danielle it always gets point at me. So then we go to Melissa's and little Joey's jumping in the pool. I guess you have to be more specific on this show. Her son Joey's jumping in the pool and then she gets a call and it's Dolores Dolores is like hello Melissa Gorgas it's Dolores Gitan you know the one from last night at my house.

I would just like to say I feel very bad about what happened in my home last night at my house. I would just like to say I feel very bad about what happened in my home last night. As we all know, I'm referring to the fact that all those beautiful dancers accidentally danced into the Hudson River. So that was the tragedy. Those little big headed girls would never hurt from again. Very sad night. They were running away from Frank, to be honest. But I feel bad about what happened at my house. Someone else goes, you know, I knew Laura would say this stupid rumor. I've known it for six months, and I think they were just dying to tell me what happened. They were dying to let it out.

And the floor's like, you mean to reason, Louis? No, I mean, the ghost of Robert, what's his face on empty nest? I mean, the ghosts of the big headed girls who clogged in front of your house. Who the fuck do you think I mean? Richard Mulligan. By the way, was the reference I was going for that I forgot the last second, which felt sounded very strange. So Melissa's like, yeah, that's why Joe's so mad at Teresa all season because he's devastated. She just won't stop As soon we go back. Oh, we go to Gorgah who's like working on some terribly constructed home of the future and He's like, okay, here's what you got to do. You know what? Put outlets in the sink because that's why I was go Okay guys, thanks for coming to check on me over here. I worked it So listen they told me about this rumor they continue to push it and you know what listen?

There's no multiple men and now they tell me it's all sorts of men, you know, they're saying hey Did you hear the ice cream truck outside? Melissa fuck that guy, you know, it's like nothing they won't stop Yeah, and you know what? I had a couple days after Gea calls me up and she's like, you know, I heard what happened We we just think you can do better mommy think so we all do so I said to myself Am I around people who love me or people that want to hurt me? It's a fucked up situation sort of like this foyer I put in this house. That's upside down It's really gross. It Teresa has her kids involved in this crap. It's really, really bad.

That is really bad. Shame on you, Gia. Okay, you're old enough to know now. But I think she just graduated from college this weekend. She just graduated this weekend, yeah, from college. So congratulations. Congratulations. You're old enough to take the heat online from it.

So good luck with that. But yeah, I just think it's kind of shitty overall. But this family definitely needs an attorney. So that was a good call. Well, they're saying that the show, by the way, is on pause because it's so toxic right now between Melissa and Teresa. You know, I just think,

Bravo isn't really in a space where they can put a lot of housewives on pause. I'm just gonna say, you guys are gonna need to recast. You can't just keep not having things on TV, okay? Like, you need the show. So fire somebody. Let's keep it moving. Keep it moving.

You guys did some great new casting, fire somebody, and let's go. So we're complaining. Well, it's just like, it has scum written all over it. Now look, six months later, Jennifer and Theresa knew exactly what Danielle was gonna do. And Dolores goes, it doesn't make any sense to me. And Melissa says, well, everything he's trying to say about me since I'm 24 years old.

Everything she's trying to say about me since I'm 24 years old. This is all her doing. I don't need to deal with toxic people that want to bring me down, even if they come in the shape of your family, because oddly enough, when Joe does come, he does make a little family portrait with a seamen. It's disgusting.

And I tell him to stop at the time. They only toxic people that are my family, that I'm with, or my husband. That's it. So, Dolores is like, so where are you saying you're not gonna go to the wedding? Yes and no. She just, that's when she does her.

To Loris, how can I go celebrate? So to Loris is like, listen, if you don't go to the wedding, it's over, over. And she goes, it's been over, over to Loris. She just, well, fine. Listen, I'm going to her house. I'm bringing an iguana made out of focaccia. And I'm going to say, Melissa's not coming. Is that correct?

Am I allowed to say that? She literally says, if she asks me, do I think that, you know, if she asks me, do I think, if my brother's coming to the wedding, I will say no, right? And Melissa says, yes. The Lord's like, well, I'm sorry about everything. I feel bad about last night.

I'm sorry you weren't able to see the dancers before they were swept off into the Hudson River. It was a very tragic moment, like I said. So, Delores, listen, you just can't invite a bunch of Italians, and then they get out of a car, and they hear loud bangs. Those girls are eventually going to get shot. I should have worn fully. I should have given them little, little sequined bulletproof vests. I didn't even get to set one of them up with little Chrissy Manzo. So Teresa is... So now we go back over to Teresa's house and she's like, I just want to be happy like I've been through enough.

So Dolora shows up. She's like, oh Teresa, I'm sick for you. For you and your brother, that's why I have this iguana focaccia. Take it. Please enjoy. So she's going like, I'm so sick for you, this family, what if they don't come? I can't, and Theresa and Jen are just smiling, like they don't give a fuck. You know what I mean?

So Dolores tells her about calling Melissa and Melissa thinks it Theresa put everybody up to it. And Theresa's like, so Teresa tells us, I got plenty of opportunities to bring it up to there, but I kept my mouth quiet, because you know what? I knew, look, look what she's doing. You know she's gonna put it on me. Because it was you, by the way.

Yep. And then, yeah, Louis, by the way, you kept your mouth quiet because you were like, okay, Jen, you commissioned Jen to go bring the information out so that way you could have your hands clean. All right, you had Jen, you told Jen so that Jen could go 10, tell them, yeah, like,

red, so good. So Louis comes in and he's all casual today. And Dolores is like, Louis, I don't feel good about last night, Louis. And he's like, yeah, yeah, last night was dark. Oh man, wouldn't Melissa say, I heard Melissa down here, what'd she say? Oh yeah, yeah, listen to what, listen to what Melissa told the Lord says. The Lord says, well, she felt like Teresa was behind all that, that was coming out last night. Oh no, no, no, no, no, she didn't call Joe, I called Joe,

telling him, listen, this is what's going on. Okay, I'm telling you to get ahead of it, because your brother doesn't deserve to have something blow up in his face. Okay, because I'm listening, this is what's going on. Okay, I'm telling you to get ahead of it because your brother doesn't deserve to have something blow up in his face. Okay, because I'm not talking about, I'm not talking about God's appear. Okay, it's like bowed needle. This bowed needle level shit. This is the beat of the deed, the art of the eat of the deed of the L.

Okay, this is bow fucking needle who's like the most famous private investigators in the country. And you know what, he gave me all the information that I put into something that's not an arsenal, more like a dossier, which is much better than an arsenal.

Okay, and he knows everything. So wait a minute. You're saying I'm not talking about gossip. I'm saying one of the most famous private investigators in the country brought me information on each person in this group. Unspec voluntarily without being out. So here's the twist.

We saw that Melissa knew this rumor the whole time. That's a twist, even though I called that week's ago. But that was one of the twists I did, I saw coming. But then the twist I didn't see coming is Teresa had the arsenal the whole fucking time. You guys are the ones holding the fucking arsenal on every part. Of course. You.

It was you. What's all projection, like everything that, everything that Teresa has ever accused someone of is stuff that she is actually guilty of. That is like the definition textbook projection. So Louise, like, you know, I didn't get to where we got my accident. So I, you know, I surround myself with successful people, you know, and Teresa is like, yeah, both Beatles coming to the win. Like both needles, is he gonna be a best man?

Is he in the wedding? Both needles giving me a win because my brother wasn't doing that. So the producer goes, so Teresa, what else did he tell you? She goes, I don't know nothing. I don't know nothing. So she's, but she's not denying that he did have a detective. And by the way, this is because they went on, But she's not denying that he did have a detective.

And by the way, this is because they went on, watch what happens live, apparently I read about it. And we're denying it and saying, oh, they were just trying to make a point. He didn't really get stuff from a famous private investigator. You two are such fucking liars. Oh my God. So I love it. The producers like asked the Loris,

what Louie's talking about, and the Loris, because I don't know. But I don't understand why he's talking with a private investigator. You know who I talk with? A Fakacha specialist. Okay, there's a whole world of animals that haven't even explored yet. Listen, a Fakacha letter person has been in every party in Jersey at some point. They know everything about everybody in this town.

You know what, I can't less about Bodiddle and more about a Fakaccia version of Bodiddle. Now show me that. So Dolores is like, well, I asked if they'd come to the wedding they said no. And she's like, Hey, because they hate me, I'm not eating. Dolores just offered that up.

Wait Dolores, you're just exorcist just exorcist trying to get through the scene. You know what I mean? And so Teresa is dealt with this 10 years, but she's not dealing with it in her new chapter. She's like, yeah, I dealt with it with my acts and not in my new chapter. All right, because everyone who knows me knows that family is the most important thing. You don't speak to anybody in your family. She literally says, you know, like, remember, like my cousin Kathy, you know, it's like done.

I'm done. Everyone knows me, those that family so important that I cut them out no matter what, if they don't make me happy. And Rosie, you don't fucking speak. I wore their mother. You don't speak to anybody, Theresa. So she's like, I've been track through the mud

for 10 years and that's enough. And then Melissa's like oh no She goes Melissa. She's wanted to get my brother away from me all this time. He she got a wish. She got a wish She got my brother So here's Melissa's And her wrap up. She's planning a housewarming at their new crazy bonkers Going to collapse inwards house and Theresa and Louis will not be invited to chosen family and tacky chandeliers only.

And it's so funny because they have a chosen family battle because Melissa and Joe on the night of the wedding is you pointed out I wasn't sure if it was the night of the wedding but you were correct. Okay. So night of the wedding we're posting all these Instagrams like look at us with our real family a chosen family And it was all of Melissa's family and some of their friends and they're like, yeah, you're my chosen sister, right? Then we're like doing all this stuff to troll Tree and Louie the night of their wedding and so they're saying chosen family and Teresa saying

Jenna saying only our chosen families invited So there we go guys. Very, very sad season. Actually, I loved it and I hope someone gets fired. Someone's got to go. Well, it's not going to be a dream. We'll see what happens. We'll see what happens.

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