Watch What Crappens - RHONJ: Savings and Moan - Live from Columbus

Episode Date: January 26, 2020

The accusations fly on Real Housewives of New Jersey when Jennifer Ayden realizes that Jackie might actually be wealthier than she is. It's a good old-fashioned fight about a pizza party with just a smidge of violence at the end: the perfect way to ring in our eight year anniversary episode. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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What happens? Hello everybody, welcome to What happens? I Hello everybody welcome to Welcome to our eighth anniversary show I know Eight years ago this madness started is not crazy eight years Wow, you know, we're not huge on gifts, but Bravo gave us one today. So... Yeah, we thought that Bravo gave us a gift last night. But you know, that was last year. Because today is also the Chinese New Year's, by the way, appropriately a

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Yeah. Don't tell me negativity doesn't work. What a way to celebrate an anniversary, right? I mean, and by the way, that is so Tamra to steal Vicki's moment like that. So Tamra. But then it's so Vicki to try and steal Tamra's moment right back from her. So on that post, Vicki gumbleton, we've shared somebody great and not so great times together. And it has been the rad of our lives. Thelma and Louise, nobody want to go.

Thelma and Louise are dead bitch. Did she not see the end of the movie? This is the first time people have said, we're like Thelma and Louise, and then end it up like Thelma and Louise. We're like thatelma and Louise, and then end it up like Thelma and Louise. I'm working. We're like that old couple, you know,

in that movie about the sharks, so they get left behind on the scuba trip, yeah. I mean, but then Ronnie actually showed me this that Andy Cohen weighed in on this. Okay, let me get to the, I know I always look like I'm texting when I'm with him. We're actually getting out of very important information. We're very prepared for that now.

I'm working. I'll start off. So while you get it up and ready. So Andy Cohen, post a photo. I'll tell you to get it up on our 8th anniversary. I'm not sure that is. So Andy Cohen, post a photo on Instagram. It's of him and Vicki hugging hugging from season 3 and he's like,

I remember the first reunion I did with Vicki Gumbelson, occasionally her eyes with me as I grilled the other women and she would wink at me optimistically and effervescently as both of her deep dimples shown. I like blood. Effervescently, Andy, really. Effervescently as both of her deep dimples shown. She kept winking at me, year after year,

and it always made my heart smile. Big news from original, who remained croffent to sell from her family man freak out. Do her lots for union. It's so hard to remain exactly who you are after being on television for so long, but Vicky is one of a kind.

That's his way of saying that she's never evolved. By the way. Effervescently. Evervescently in those deep temples. I'm Andy Cohen. Vicki, have you had sex today? And it's not over. Don't even say that, Andy, because you

know she's outside his store stop. Like, instead of what's it over, you said what's it over? It's not over. It's not over to the fat lady sings. And Gene has been very quiet. What are we doing? I was cold. I don't think Ronnie heard me say that.

I heard it late. And I was kind of not listening. So I was like, my stomach is literally hitting my knees right now. How do I move this? And then you made an emily thing. No, I made a genus joke. I said, I was making a joke. I was making a joke.

Not really, a genus expense. I was imagining that's the joke that Vicky would make at genus expense. You're poor. You're poor. You're poor. You're poor. And that guy's living in your You guys we are so excited to be here in Columbus, Ohio

Wait, someone gave me this that brought it back to Egypt, but look a little coosie OSU But tonight OSU becomes whoa. OSU, okay? Yeah. This is... Yeah. Every time we get to come to a place I've never been, which is everywhere. I'm always excited to see that one thing that's gonna bond us, you know? And so today we were on our way from the airport,

and we passed the Wonder Bread Factory. Oh, yeah. You know there is nothing I love more in this world than White Bread. So thank you, thank you Ohio. It's also like every answer I get when I should know something, but I don't know it because I forgot it, but then someone reminds me what it is. Ronnie, it's called a Rhythmic.

Oh. It's my perfect state. This afternoon, I went to a place called, what was it called, Jason's Deli? Yeah, Jason's Deli. I had an eatin' like 18 hours. And so I was in there, and there were like five children going, there were running around, doing laps around the salad bar.

And I was hiding behind like curtains that were like rope-dawp areas of Jason's Delay, and I was furious, and I was like, allowing at them, and I was like, you know what, Ben, you should like stop being such a judgey asshole. And then I was like, no, but that's what's gotten me to where I am today.

So I'm gonna keep being a judgey asshole, everyone. I had that realization today in Ohio. So thank you for that. So the day it's a very special episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey. Oh my God. Oh, by the way, thank you to whoever gave us this, which is a WeHo potion, and also, of course, an all essential. It is, gather some fans.

Gather some. WeHoPotion and also of course an all essential. It is GatherSign. GatherSign. And also welcome to Watch For Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo. We love to talk about... Previously on the Real Housewives of New Jersey. She's been dragged hard and bitten hard. Yeah, she's going to play Titty. I was like, oh my god. You know when you saw someone yesterday,

but it seems like it's been 20 years. That was this episode. How did this just happen last week? I know, it feels like 45 days have gone by. But yeah, so basically the women are headed to West Hampton to Jackie's house. And so previously, you know, Teresa was all upset because Margaret didn't invite her to this mother's state

branch that she had. And so Teresa is like going off in the car on the way to Hampton. And she's like, I don't give a shit about my grip because I'm alone, she's going on too, and I'm going to be going through the end. Look, the window goes down when I push the button. Wow, windows. And you've got to give Jackie credit. I think this is the first time that there's been a housewives' storyline where someone's pretending to be less rich than they are. I know.

Like, put a twist on an old storyline. So we open with Marge and Melissa in the kitchen of this giant outweigh. Is that where we start? I have a look at all my previous these. I'm so sorry. I'm not spreading notes on previous. They sort of just like slide into the episode because you know everyone like half the girls already in the house the other half are coming in and Teresa is like I'm still complaining. I'm like, I don't know why you hate Margaret. What do you ask me? The mother's apron. I like brunch. And what is brunch again? I like still complaining. I'm like, I'm left out, I don't know why. Hey, Margaret, what didn't you ask me? The mother's apron, I like brunch.

And what is brunch again? I like it though. And so it doesn't sort of like- It's like heat poetry, you know? And you write it down really fast watching the opening. Yeah. You know I have a house in Hampton's. I don't give a shit about market.

I have a lot of shit going on. Tell you for inviting me, Mark. Thank you. Inviting me, everyone's invited, but me. Intention not to obliviate you, because even I got you a gift bag. Don't gift bag. Pull hair like she doesn't want a gift bag. What is this even?

Yeah, so yeah, Mara brought Teresa's gift bag, the event she didn't invite her to. I thought that was a strange move. I don't know how I feel about that. Well, she says she's like, you see, I was, I was planning on strange move. I don't know how I feel about that. Well, she says. She's like, you see, I was planning on inviting you. I even got you a gift bag. I got you a gift bag. But you know what, I didn't invite you. But I didn't, but I don't know, classic match.

Vine, stole the invite. OK, Vine, stole it. So Jack, wait. Am I on the right episode? You all, they all blend together. While you orange yourself, I also, I have to also thank the audience for another thing I forgot, I'm so sorry. Start the show already for fuck's sake. I have, but I know.

These are sincere. I want to thank everyone for coming here because I know there was an opportunity to go down to Cincinnati and to count as Luanne tonight. And you chose us, so we really appreciate that. Thank you very much. Don't worry, you're seeing the count as tonight. We love Countess Lueb. Who says I wasn't here, Tom, for some cabaret.

Now to this episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey that we're recapping or trying to, if I can ever figure out which episode I've taken notes on. Okay, so basically Teresa is like, I don't want to go to the bank. And then Marge just does this thing. She's like, yeah. Like she was like ready to say something. Like, she had like something lined up about the goodie bag, but she sort of like caught off-guards and just sort of like hangs up. Ah.

She's like, she's coming here bad about this drag brunch. And meanwhile, I'm over here, upset that she's a crappy friend. I mean, what is this? Where am I? Who am I? What's going on here? What is it? And then Jennifer, oh, thank God for this episode. I mean, what is this? Where am I? Who am I? What's going on here? What is it?

And then Jennifer, oh thank God for this episode. I was actually a little afraid I was starting to like her. I was like, thank God this episode really recalibrated me. I was concerned. I was like, you know, she's not so bad anymore. Oh, I know. It's like you're taking a walk around the block and you see Glenn Close of black and white hair petting a puppy Being nice to it, you're like wait a minute and then she's wearing it the next day and you're like, yes bitch

Welcome home crew So anyway, yeah, so anyway, so she's like Jennifer's like, you know what? I didn't walk away from five kids Bickering a new jersey just to walk into the line, then okay. Oh my god, I don't really care why you left whatever. Like, enjoy it while you can. So, Jackie's talking about her house, right?

Because first of all, Teresa, she's giving a tour of this house, and Teresa sees the house and she's saying, First of all, Teresa, she's giving a tour of this house. And Teresa sees the house and she's saying, Ah, you got to pull here. It's on the water, Teresa. OK, which some do you have, fools? And Jack is like, no, we don't have a pool. You know, the ocean's there.

And Teresa's like, you're gonna get my pile in there. It's like Teresa cannot see past who she's fucking. It's like everyone in our lives, including me, you know? Yeah, the moment she starts asking about spackling, that poor guy, I get better get worried. Who you seeing? Oh, um, you're thinking of putting up any brick walls with me out? It's like she's cheating, she's cheating. She's cheating. There's a brick layer in Jersey. He's very happy.

So yeah, so she's giving a tour. And it's funny. I'm like, sometimes I'm like, why do I write these notes? But I just wrote a note of Dolores saying, did you attack her, right? But it's like somehow the funniest thing ever when she says it. Like, I want her to be a judge, I want those home renovation shows. Like, oh, okay, I see what you did here.

Did you decorate? With this you. So they're showing, she's giving the tour and Jacqueline's like, these are the beds, you guys to sleep. Will you come feet? No one one's gonna be comfy there. Congratulations on your mansion. I'm not sleeping in a new twin bed. Get the fuck out of here.

This is your five year old. Who lives like this? I'm like, oh my God, this is the fanciest place I've ever seen in my life. It's an out of thumb sized bed. Get out. So yeah, so Margaret is now all upset about the goodie bag thing. She's like I mean who doesn't want a goodie bag I got an even a stand in any boy. I mean like she's coming in here trying to guilt me about the mother's day brunch

And I'm still mad about her being back from the me. I mean what the hell is going on here? Entries is talking about how heart she is by Marge and she's saying, Yeah, you know, my mother's dating without me, because you know why? Like she's the one who brought me that reach with my mind behind. And then we see that clip of Teresa on the beach with Marge. It's like, you know what, you're not just dead. That's terrible. That's awful, all right. Here's some flowers.

I told Ziggy we were going over to the coffee shop, just don't mind that. Ziggy, never forget. That's all I want there. So now everyone's like drinking wine, just trying to like calm down for a second, and they all like sit down, they're looking at the beach views and everything, and Dolores goes

this is like the dream You know so nice it's so where I get to look at a beach view without having frank spit all over me So they gather in the kitchen and Marge is like, let me just have pee real quick. I'm gonna pee. Everybody have pee. I'm gonna pee right there. So Theresa's like, you sandwich in the hands. So Marge says, now I'm a tree,

I write down every little thing. I don't know why either. Me too, I'm like, I'm an enchio, but not the yogurt. I was like, huh? Because you know, every single thing that's happening is infuriating Jen. It's like a huge tray of subway sandwiches. It was like, huh? Because you know, every single thing that's happening is infuriating Jen. It's like a huge tray of subway sandwiches.

It was like $5. It's like everything I see, I know Jen is just like, ah, subway, what's she's too good to get a quizz nose up to? Wouldn't ride by them, certainly not gonna eat one. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It was comedy. The comedian, generous with my comedy. We also got the return of Jen, like, Ingrid Cholahead when she's like, I'm mad. OK, so Marge, like, you know what? I'm going to talk to Teresa. I'm very upset because I know what? I'm gonna talk to Teresa.

I'm very upset because it's like crying. I'm gonna say crying. I thought I'd be bonded. And then Teresa's like, yeah, I told them, always connect it. And I got a special place in my heart for you. You felt it too. Yeah, I felt it. You felt it, I felt it too.

Yeah, I felt it. And I'm just like wondering, why are you chasing this fucking girl who pulled out my hair? I mean, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, It's like, you won the embarrass. I was the embarrass, I was the embarrass, but we didn't do that to do it. So she's like, well, I just wanna bring that girl around and Teresa goes, she didn't know nothing to me. I have Marge Stelzer. Teresa, Charles Manson didn't do anything to me. I'm not gonna bring him around.

All right, she has, who's Charles Manson? Who's Charles Manson? Blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink. Is he running for presidents? Blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink. I mean, you've been gave her the sound effect that they reserve for when people are fighting. That... I mean, you've been gave her the sound effect that they reserved for when people are fighting that

That is how dumb Teresa is So then Teresa's like I don't know that guys. It's when I got it in I'm a list of goes note to Margaret historical figures. Not to worry too strong. Because the last time Margaret used an analogy like that was with Ziggy Flickr, Ziggy if Hitler said something, she was like, oh that doesn't matter. That's true. Yeah.

So then Margaret explains who Charles Manson is, which by the way the fact that we are privy to this is amazing. So she explains it to Lisa who Charles Manson is, which by the way, the fact that we are privy to this is amazing. So she explains it to Risa who Charles Manson is, and Risa goes, Well, if he was a bad serial murderer, I wouldn't let him around my kids. How about you? I'm not seeing you how to build pools. I'm like, how many just wouldn't be around him in general? No, hang out with him, but he can't be Lea Melania.

I need to protect him. This is the match. I guess it's time for a commercial. There's something like that. I don't know. No, I need, I don't need a commercial. I need a new living room. Okay, Joe, that's what I did. Okay, classic match.

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So, Jan's like, you know, Teresa doesn't even see the bad side of Daniel. She doesn't see it. And Marge is like, she does. She's seen it. She's had very kind experience. And Teresa goes, I haven't seen it. Ah, Teresa. OK, she put whatever on me.

OK, she set my purse on fire. We put wax on it. OK, she's shot down an airplane once. OK, she's crazy. It's like, what? I don't remember a person on fire. Do you remember that? Did that happen?

Just their fight, like the actual thing they say in the fight. The point is she's done bad things. Teresa, but Margaret, you threw water on her. Margaret. But she started my person on fire and put wax in it. Teresa. You threw her husband in the pool. You threw wine on her and I don't even want to hear about it. She's all numbering on her fingers. America's wine was a year ago. The earth's hatch of limitations expired on

it. If that was me, you'd never live it down. It is you me, you never live it down. It is you and she's never living it down. Yeah. And then we get a flashback of that wine fight, which I kind of feel like is an over-loathe fight because it was so good. But it was when they were all on Cabo and Danielle, Danielle stop, goes to market. If you spend a little time with the kids,

maybe you'd see a grandkids and maybe they have a relationship with me. You can't stand you. You're the worst fucking brother. And then why? It's so good. But that was the season also where they were just throwing stuff all the time. So it was really that big of a deal. They were like, Teresa, your food's here. She's still doing that.

She literally did that two episodes ago. She's like, yeah. So Margaret's like, I don't know if it's something I'm happy with. Someone about to kick my ass out there. Do not throw the water bottle. It's a ghost. So anyway, so Margaret's like,

I mean, Teresa, if Danielle just had that sort of stuff to you, what would you do? She goes, I thought I'd wine at her. That's what, exactly, that's what she did to me. And then Dolores is like, the peanut cow, she goes, that's right. Circle gets the square. So, Mark was like, I can't even discuss this.

You said he got for a lose, I didn't treat him. I can't, I can't, I can't. Where she's like kind of hitting her face at their fingers and like pulling back her hair for no reason, so she goes up to her room. And Dolores is like, you know what? It's the better if she walks away while she can. Yeah. I mean, if it were me, I don't know if I'd go all the way to the bedroom. I'd probably walk to the living room, then back into the kitchen, living room, kitchen.

Until I feel a little bit better. I love it. Delores is always giving an award to Teresa for not punching somebody. I know. It's like good for her. Just for anything Teresa does. Oh, look, she opened a door. You know, it's a big surprise. She could have hit that girl and stuff. After all, she's been through, if she can open a door, God bless. So Jackie's like, you know, at the same time, Marge, you can't tell her not to be friends

with Danielle. You know, you can't tell her to pick a side. Let her be friends with whoever she's going to be friends with, because that's how it works. And then Teresa is upstairs talking to Melissa. She's like, she doesn't see what I'm seeing. It's the worst. There's someone kind of like with bad vision in the dark trying to find their own face. The worst version of the sixth sense.

I see dead people. No, that's just Kim D. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. That was a nice healthy, mm.

Yeah, everyone's like, do I boo on that or do I laugh at that? Like laughing not too late. Ooh. Huh. But I like also like Margaret's like, I'm not making too big a sigh, but just for the record, she chose the wrong side.

Oh my God. So Melissa, everybody's getting ready to go shopping, going shopping. And Jennifer is so, just so frustrated, she's in a really rich person's house. Like she's so flustered with every little thing. Yeah, you know, she's like, Oh my God, look, a door to a bedroom.

I have that, I have that, my God. I have doors. Oh my God, look at this, it's a pad. I have a pad. My name's Chanel. It says it really big on it. Chanel. Does your TV get channels?

Because mine gets Chanel. So they're unpacking and then Dolores is like, all right, I had everyone hold on. I got a FaceTime Frankie. All right, Frankie, all right, Frankie, Frankie, Frankie, all right. So she face sounds Frankie, who is fully shirtless for his mom.

Yeah, they weren't so hot? I think he's mad. He's so hot and he's aggressively nice. He's like, so you ladies having a wonderful time? I'm like, fuck you for being hot and nice. That's not fair. It's just so eddipo the whole thing. I just can't with that storyline.

Frankie like, hey ma, and he's like holding his, he's doing like the sexy selfie thing like, hey ma. It's like ringing the bell in the background. You know what that means ma. Oh. So what they do when they want blow jobs, he's kids. You know what? I told Frank don't put pebble tile in that bedroom, bad things will happen.

So Frankie and G are going to prom together, which I really support. And that's that. Two fame whores don't make a right. That's what I say. I say, no, Frankie and Gia are not fame whores. Yes, they are. No, they are like, they are like the miracles that somehow came out of this bog and went up to lovely children.

Let's talk in 10 years. Ha ha ha ha, break. So clown music is Jen ghost through her kitchen looking for Tikila. Okay, so Jen, she's just like, ah ha, ah ha. She's like scanning everything into her arm. I don't know how much that costs. She is.

She's got that Terminator vision, you know? Like, isolating things like $3,500. Okay. Someone pointed out on a face group last week how Teresa walks and I cannot believe I've never noticed how she walks before. But to me it looks like you know like when you break a heel and you're still just trying to walk like everything's normal but you're like, it's true.

It's always kind of galloping in. It's like when you take, when you're. It's always kind of galloping in. It's like when you're walking down a staircase and you think there's one more step, but there isn't. And you just like, you have like an aggressive step forward. And you're like, you guys actually when you just turn into Nono, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I did that yesterday when we were leaving the hotel. There was a step and I didn't see it. And I went, ah! Well, that's when you don't see a step. There were some of you just assume there's a step so you like, oh, I can read it. I'm ready to go back down. I'm ready to lower myself for inches.

And you're like, ah! Yeah, I'm in New York, God, the human body is fragile. Your ankle's already hurting. When? When is Jen's going to the kitchen, getting shots ready for everybody? For Antiquila shots into champagne fluids. Yeah.

Uh-oh. Don't start a riot. Just make sure Dorita's not around to see that. So Teresa, I don't know who cares, I can't read my notes. Okay. So Dolores shows her up. Jen says, me, it was faster the fourth kid I was like you ain't go in anywhere spit

Oh, they're talking about sweating or spitting or swallowing. This is why okay? This show this is why my notes are like this because this show they're like hey, who wants to smile some come He's like yeah, I'm so I'm like yeah It's like my duty to keep typing but but I'm also going like, ah! I just didn't write down any of that. I was like, I'm not committing this. All, you know, write it, regret it. Look how many swallows I wrote.

And they're all spelled differently, because I'm like, you know what I wrote? You know what I wrote instead? Dolores dressed like a godiva chocolate, but in pants. So delicious. You know, while I was on the railroad, Rochang, Teresa's like, when was the last time you swallowing? And Jennifer's like, for me, it was after the fourth kid.

I was like, you're not going anywhere. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Also, did you notice? So this is the timeline. They show up in the afternoon, they have the giant subway sandwiches, they unpack, they get dressed to go out, they come downstairs, and then they all start kissing each other on the cheekas if they haven't seen each other in two weeks. I'm like, y'all have been across the hallway from each other.

So Trees is saying, you know, okay, they split up in cars because Marge is going to go to a home store with Jennifer, which is hilarious because Jennifer is so jealous of a home, you know, it's like so ominous, I know this stuff. And then the other one, Ash is going to try to kiss someone and punch the window. I'm sorry, wrong show. One van features sexual assaults, weekly, the other van does it. Welcome to Belod other van does it. Welcome to Bologdeck. Got it.

So Melissa and Jacqueline, oh God, could you imagine? Please. Don't bring her into this. So Melissa and Jackie and Trier in another car, and she's like, you know what about mine? I just learned it sometimes and my friendships don't work out. It's like they're saying.

There's a reason people come in the online. Ha ha ha ha. It's a reason. Ah, not not. Ha ha ha ha. Potato salad. Potato salad. Potato salad Potato salad

Amen So she can't remember the only the saying so she calls up to Laura's she comes she calls up to Laura's in the other Van to remind her what the saying is to Explain why she and Margaret aren't going to be a long lasting friendship. Right back to Margaret. Yeah, right next to Margaret. So she's saying, What's that saying?

Cross the wrong. Let a little ganna, amen. You're taking, you're taking, you're taking, you're taking, you're taking, all in, Daniel Dodd,, three companies. Uh, Dolores, there's a reason, there's a season, I don't know, this is something, and then goes, A reason and a season and a lifetime.

It's a poem. It's a poem. God, could you, it should be like the worst beatnik of all time? Should be like... Daws, window, floor, it's a power! So let's go to 11 topping rows. Oh. Otherwise known as...

The place it probably still pays tinsley a certain amount of months to keep quiet about whatever it is she saw. So yeah, this like old Hampton's sort of restaurant, which I feel like I've heard that's the tinsel, something out of the tinsel. Yeah. Is that tinsely's ex-husband's restaurant or is his name just Topper? His name is Topper, right? What's Topper? Topper.

Topper. Topper. No relation to Scott, the lesser choice for change there. So yeah, the women all file into this place, and there's like a little old couple in the corner, and I was like, oh, these poor old people. They don't know what's about to happen. Although nothing actually does happen, but I just got scared.

Do you ever get scared for people in the background of these scenes sometimes? Like, oh. You just went to Jason's Deli for the first time. You're just still traumatized. I think I am. The rest of us are just used to that salad bar. Okay, this is a Jason's Deli salad bar. Potato salad, pasta salad, cottage cheese, blue cheese, bean salad.

Eat there weekly, I eat there weekly, it's doing great for me. Okay, so yeah, these people were afraid and we see every single thing they order, of course. And so Teresa's like, you know what, I don't wanna eat bread, I'm going shit with bread. Which is very abandoned from pools.

Because this week on Bandar from pools, that girl's like, you know what? I think that pasta. I have a theory that pasta is what's making everyone thought. It's the sex inside of you. We're so privileged that we get to watch this. Is it too early to reach out out the Wonderbread Factory? Yeah, score, Wonderbread Factory.

Listen, as we all know, it's about the pasta. So, Teresa is my eating bread and neither is Melania. Melania is like in this season gotten bang in. You know, that happens, that age where you're like, man, fuck you mother. Fuck you mother. I like their announced that they're not, they don't eat bread as if like anyone else on Bravo does.

No one eats bread on Bravo. I don't think. Might be disorienting if I saw it. I was going to say, God, what would a reality channel be with people who eat bread? And then I was like, I just watched TLC for six hours the other day. What's the answer?

So Jack, Mark, or the bathroom, it doesn't really matter, but I wrote it down. I'm feeling compelled to tell everyone. And then, Joe Drew dies calls, so you know, it's like, you have received a pre-call from the Syoset jail system from... JOW! This time we don't even hear him. Well, at first it's like he's not even on speaker, but we just know he's barking at trees. She's like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh to tell them right now? Thanks for just saying right now, don't really.

Bling, bling, bling, bling. So she puts him on a speaker and he's like, hey, my wife is always complaining about me. And you found a doctor, Dolores. So find this bitch a doctor. Find this bitch a fucking doctor. Just think some such a piece of shit. Let's dumb bitch a doctor, huh?

Dolores, like, all right, Joe, I don't want to hear this. Stop, stop, stop. So, is this where we get Joe's greatest hits? Or, no, that comes later. It's coming up in like a second. Basically, he's like, you know, I'm always just trying to make Theresa happy. Like, yeah. You're in the shoe right now.

So, I think it's safe to say you failed on that. So yeah, Trees says like, he's always saying the craziest things to me. Imagine we get the worst, who would want to? You have a lot of baggage. And Dolores is like, you know what? He's going to eat those words. Like he will literally eat words that Joe Juddai. He eats everything.

He will literally eat words. I got four kids. got banged I mean it's kind of right. And Marge is like please to eat that you were a hot piece of ass right that's what matters. She's like, Marge you know you mean I was crying but now you made me laugh didn't about our layers. And Marge is like you know, at the end of the day, forget it, forget it to reset.

I forget you, forget me, it's up, I just, I don't want to say what I'm going through with words. It was like, stop right there, Teresa. Yeah. What with, da, da, da, da, da, da. So yeah, Marvers, I didn't want to, I didn't want to drama to be the, she has a lot on her plate, you know, she's got that, you know, a very large plate, she's a cook by God's foot.

And you know what, I don't want our drama to be the straw that breaks the camel's back. Who has a camel? So Dolores is like, you know what, Joe, you know, he talks out of his ass, like, he doesn't mean everywhere he's saying, you know, I'm like, I don't fucking care, you know, he talks out of his ass. Like, he doesn't mean everywhere he's saying, you know. I'm like, I don't fucking care, you're an asshole. Yeah. And Dolores is like, you know, give his short memory to reset. You're the one who takes care of Joe.

She says, yeah, I never waited for her, man. I was a pirate, Macy's. Did we know that before? Oh. You're also still a buyer at Macy's. Because you know that's what she means. She's like, I am assigned to pre-knop. I'm like, I don't want none of that.

Melissa goes, well, I learned something about Jackie today. She made her husband sign a pre-knop. And then, Jackie's like, okay, okay, I have family money, okay, that's right, get it. My parents worked very hard and I said, you know what, Evan, won't wear together, once we're together, it was my just mind, it was yours, it's yours, but you know, my parents money is for me and my kids, so, they're never divorced me, you're gonna be poor. I wouldn't even much would happen with that that at which point Jennifer's eyes are like the size of like dinner plates you got family money You know that you could buy five meldas

You know that housewives things where they they keep getting their lips down so they can't feel them anymore And they keep like Kyle Richards does it a lot where she's like trying to feel that her lip is still there with her tongue so be like Jennifer is doing that every time they start talking about money Jennifer is like so yeah Jackie's saying how like she and Evan invested in the house and everything and Jen goes so like you know about stocks and stuff like that. Stocks? You understand all that? Bonds?

Is this the only Hampton's property you own? Join that house. Join that house. Bless you have. That house. Join that one. How many shoes do you have? Whoa.

Wow. Join that tree? Look at that bush. And Jack is like, well, my husband makes a lot of money, and I make a lot too, because I invest money. And Jenny's like, Jenny, Jennifer goes, and middle eastern cultures, we say, how much to just spend on that, huh?

How much, baby? She goes, I'm large, we need to change something about that culture. Yeah, I then I like how Jennifer goes, I mean, I don't come from money. I might know shit sure a lot. I have we Not notice you bragging about your house. I look at the premise mall as if it's like I don't come from money, but God knows I'll come for it I don't come from any but God knows I'll come for it. Power tree! Power tree! So then, Jen is...

She really manages to, like, undo, like, half-season of semi, little bit of goodwill where she's just like, I'm very impressed, Jackie. I mean, I let Bill do all that. I feel like a man needs to be smarter than a woman. How about his equal? How about that? And Dolores goes, we're all smarter than a man. Who the fuck are you talking about?

I know. Not a never smart. Fuck the face. So Jennifer goes, but because it finds smarter than him, I just can't respect him as a man. Listen, I don't know if I can respect anyone

who is dumber than Jennifer, but I know. We wouldn't know if you could respect anybody that's dumber than you, and we don't know if we could find them. So Jack is like, yeah, well, you know what, Jennifer, if you're really interested in money, you should look into investing in property, you know?

And then Jennifer is like, how do you do that, Papadir, investing? How do you do it? How much money do you have, exactly? You don't mind me asking. And Jackie's like, actually I do kind of mind you asking. And then Jackie, I'm surprised she was allowed to get away with this. She goes, you know what, for as much money as Jennifer has, you can't buy class.

I was like, How dare you try to steal the Countess's line chat? When I saw that on television, I called up Andy Cohen. I said, who is this bitch in the Nauter Borough? Taken my lines. I'm the cab rest our ear, Andy. It's how my Mimap felt when she first saw Luann on TV. Like, that was my line. I know my music. So it tends like, well, it's not funny. I have the biggest house here,

and yet, although she does that, I only have one house. She's so bothered, it's so good. Yeah. So they all joke and say, yeah, Jackie, how much money do you have? OK, so now's the next morning. And Teresa goes down to the boardwalk to do yoga's. Yeah.

She's probably got lost. She's like, where am I? So then Margaret walks into Melissa's bedroom in a towel turban. Which I think I just imagine that's how Margaret starts every's bedroom in like a towel turban Which I think I just imagine that's how Margaret starts every day just in a towel turban and she just walks in and she's like hi baby Hi, how you doing? How you doing? I'm Melissa guys. I'm gonna make everyone breakfast. I was That just sounded awful to me already was that just me I was like Melissa Gorgon making a group breakfast. No, thank you Well, she makes it a lot those kids are always eating something in her house.

That's like my dream house. Every time they show Melissa's hash, she's like, pizza by, like there's something going on over there. So Marjit's like, yeah, you know, I'm sure that it's a show shock. Yeah, I'm sure she's supposed to be a two-way street

and I'm starting to realize, to be, that's a one-way street. I'm gonna get hit. I'm standing in the middle of a goddamn one-way street. I'm gonna get hit. I'm standing in the middle of a goddamn one-way street. Someone's gonna tie here. So then, Jack. Oh, hold for a moment, please. That's right over there, talker.

Who was it? Who was it? All right, when you hear a talker, you're allowed to be a tattle tale in a watch it crap And so yeah, so wave over it security. You'll get one warning and you're out We're not playing but we still love you. We're starting our sorry on ninth year. I'm gonna Okay, okay So Jackie face times her husband's like it's really awkward because everyoneTime's her husband. She's like,

it's really awkward because everyone found out we're rich. And he's like, we're here, I love you, I love you, I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. He's like, oh yeah, I mean, I don't like that. I don't like that, she said that.

So downstairs Melissa's making a whole bunch of bacon. And I can't believe I was complaining about her. I was like, she's making bacon, what's wrong? I don't know. You know. I've been being murder. So Jackie's like, hi. Oh my God what's wrong? I don't know. You know. Other than being murder. So Jackie's like, hi. Oh my god, I love seeing the kitchen and full use like this.

So nice. Usually it's just me making 500 fucking waffles for my 80 children. So thank you for being here. Oh, waffles, really? You're so stingy. If it were me, it'd be making waffles and pancakes. Then Jennifer, of course, she's like, I took a little video of the house and I sent it to Belle.

Could you imagine? And they show her, they show this video. It's just terrible. She's like, that gets a living room Belle. A living room. Ooh, so many more. It looks sexy, is that a love seat? Mm, is that an Ottoman? Give me the views from the top of the home's hills, baby.

Oh, my heart races when I see that door jam. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. So she was like, yeah, I shared the video that bell. And he said, bye-bye.

And thought I had a bye-bye man. And everyone's like, OK. Could you imagine someone in your house just going to take a video and be like, look at that, look at that, we can buy that too, we can have this, we can do it all. And though this thing happening in this scene is that we're all up Jackie's bed about what she's eating or not eating because eating disorder, listen, don't talk about people's eating disorders on my TV shows. Okay? Lord knows I have to talk enough about mine every time I see one. I don't want to talk

about yours too. Okay. But every single part, they're like, no, you know what? I really don't like breakfast. I'm going to have some coffee. And then everyone else is eating bacon and she's eating like chip-pea chips from Trader Jopps or something. Yeah. Oh my bacon and she's eating my chipy chips from trading wild pups or something. Yeah. Oh my god, she's eating trash for breakfast. Can you believe this? So it's like the underlying eating disorder storyline. I know. And then Melissa, by the way, Melissa was also

a shading Jennifer, which I appreciated because Melissa was making fun of Jennifer for, because I guess Bill told Jennifer, like, who would you like it? Bye, one. So then Melissa Gorg Bill told Jennifer, like, who would he like it? I won. So then Melissa Gorgah, it starts calling, like basically starts saying that Jennifer's like, Veruca from like, Charlie and Chalka Factory. And Melissa Gorgah, it's like, she was like, Dady, I want one also.

I was like, Melissa Gorgah is shading Jennifer and doing British accents. Is she turning it to Watch for Crappens? No. I don't think she'd actually seen that because she's like, da da, I want one too, da da. That's Watch for Crappens. Pretty much.

That's a nice thing. Every single accent that's not American. That's true. Okay, so Margin, whoever, go to the home store, Jen. Let's split up on this girl trip, because that always works out. Every time they split up on Jersey, it becomes like a knife-drowing, glass-drowing event after. So they're preparing to go out and go shopping and stuff, and so some of the girls sit down in the living room, they're just like hanging out, and margin is like, I might do what of you.

Good, good, good. So they start talking about how Joe is talking to Teresa, and Dolores is like, you know what? I think he's just talking out of his ass, you know? They're so cool. They're so cool. You know, we do it. Yeah, talk with the bone wouldn't get it,

but I get it, you know? So then now is when we get Joe Judi's greatest hits. Don't talk. Don't talk to me like that or smack your fucking face off. Go ahead. Look fuck. Go ahead talk to me like that. I'm going to smack your fucking face right up your fucking face.

Why don't you shut the fuck up? That's what I'm telling you. Do you shut the fuck up? God, my wife is coming. That fucking. Here comes my bitch wife. She's such a cut fitness. That bitch wife of mine. She says she's a bio

from Macy, she's a bio from Bitch Seas. Okay, I'll work on that one. And then there's another one who's like, shut up. Don't tell me to shut up Joe. I'm gonna tell you a shout out because you don't listen. Can we kick Loris of course. It's where we come from. It's just how you do it where we're from. No to Loris. Sorry. That doesn't fly.

Emolisticos. Yeah, they just talk, talk, talk, talk. That don't mean any of it. Well speaking of, why don't we join Felicia Gorgas has been Mr. Joe Gorgas Who's become my new Oprah Super Soul podcast on Instagram? I Love this moron. I love this fucking idiot So this is him in a picture with Melissa on the beach and she's doing this.

Yeah. Her hands behind her head and she's looking up at the sky, like smiling, not looking at him. It's like the best day at sandals ever. And he's... I love when there's some sandals prior to scattered throughout the body. You're like, how dare you. And then you've got Joe Hugginger from down here, but he's not looking at her either. He's looking at his own pack.

He's like, make his packs go up. It's actually very hot. He's like, believe in love. Oh no. The caption says, you're not rich until you have something money can't buy. I mean, come on! My first thought was you're looking at her boobs, which I believe she bought. But then I realized he's looking at his own boobs.

He had one the other day. I don't have it on here, but it was like, you know what? Life, life are like boobs or life, life are like boobs, or like friends are like boobs. You got big ones, you got small ones, you got real ones, you got fake ones. You got leaky ones, like boobs. You got uneven ones, you got some that are just really hard as a rock, some that jiggle.

And this is his pose during the friends of like boobs thingy's going. His arms outstretch. Yeah. Friends of like boobs. You ever take two friends and just go, he's going to take that one. Then he's doing one where he's kind of facing the side and showing his muscle. He's like, yeah, but he's very serious in the face.

Do you remember the time like two seasons, with the run of cast vacation? And there's a shot. The scene opened with him. The scene opened with him just like crashing through the window. That's our boy. It was like, it wasn't like we saw him walking it was just like like exterior shot and then That was amazing and just falling on the floor This one he's like Yosemite and Yosemite thank you last thing is flexing his muscle and he's looking right into the camera

And he goes the small you circle is the less snakes and rats you have to deal with. Snakes and rats both live in circles. I'm just putting that out there. You know, in life you might have 15 million chances but all you need is three. So Melissa's like, whatever, men, men, men, they talk, they talk talk talk and the worst goes Jackie You've ever been called a cuff fitness by your husband and Jackie goes he wouldn't have any nuts left if he talks to me like that That liberal liberal And the Lord's because Dolores asks it like, Jackie, your husband never picked up Chinese food for you.

You know, if he's always been never called to cut business, she's like, what? And she goes, I mean, it's the way you're talking. If I had a dime for every time I was called to cut business, I'd be wealthy. I was like, why are you so okay with that? Yeah, not okay, ma'am. So then to Laura, she's like, you know what, it's different now for three.

It's like once you go a few days without being called a cut fitness, it sounds different when you hear it again. Yeah, you ever say a word so many times, it just starts to sound weird. Like, ballerina. Ballerina. Ballerina, like it's a weird word now.

I've said it three times, it's weird. Ballerina, whoa, what's that word? Totally normal. Ballerina, ballerina. Ballerina. Like it's a weird word now. I've said it three times. It's weird. Valerina. What's that word? It's really normal. Valerina. Valerina. Normal now. So Jan is talking to Marge in their car and Jan tells Marge. You have a good real estate agent. So awful. Thinking of the house, thinking of the house, a big one. I could have been honest with you, my husband's that I could. So Teresa's like, see, that's my kind of beach house right there. Like a modern house. And they show the house she's pointing at.

It's just like relic from 1982. This big white like thing with circle windows. Yeah, real modern, real modern. So there's someone in the audience who's like, I have a circle window. So Margin Jenner in a store called Good. And Margin was like, I gotta get something nice about that. I mean, it's not, it's like, I'm the adult, she's the child. It's just exhausting being a mother to an old lady.

Right? What do you want me to say about it? It's exhausting. I know, like, she's basically like a wh mother to an old lady. What do you want me to say about it? It's exhausting. I know. She's basically like a whore. OK, she started packing. I was like, ma, ma. You have too much stuff.

And so Jennifer's like, so you never went over to your mom's house? No, no. She always come over to my house. Like, how are you the mother if you never went over to your daughter's house? Sounds good to me. So by the way, I'm also like a little shock that Dolores did not go to the store. Is there ever been a more Dolores store than a place called Good? Good. That was good. Sovereign, the other store treats his like, I'm almost answering. And Dolores is looking at this dress. She's like, you know what?

I really don't like drawing on dresses and stores. Can I bring this back tomorrow if it doesn't fit? Yeah. And Delaydy goes, yeah. And Jackie says, oh, well, you know what? Don't worry about it because Jen's probably going to buy a house, and then she can return it for you. Jackie's basically like low-key upset you know about all the money talk and

she's basically like I've never heard someone talk about money so much as this woman you know. Cut to Jen and her store going, but she got her gift basket. I don't care how much it costs. Money is no object and if we it were an object, I'd buy it. God, that's a bumper sticker, right? Is it? Yeah.

A good one. Money packs excellent bumper sticker, if I say so. Absolutely. Excellent. Excellent. Yeah, so Margaret's like looking at trinkets, and so she's like, going to get her mom some napkins that say, I can't afford a vacation,

so I'm just gonna drink until I don't know where I am. Which by the way, I think it's funny that like you buy that in a shop that caters towards tourists on vacation, but it's a little thing to think about next time you're buying napkins everyone. Oh, and Jen's like, I know it's weird talking about money.

I hope I didn't offend her, but Abbot's intrigued. Buy her money. So then Jackie didn't abandon her, but I have a treat. I have money. So then Jackie's like, oh my gosh, she's talking about my money so much, you guys. I'm gonna listen to you in the most of the guys. You guys, I don't know how many times I have to tell you, it's that it's new money. Yeah. This is their talking, like they're the heirs of the Vanderbilt for crying out loud. Like when did you get your money three days ago?

With your, your Travertine floors. No. I don't know why. That was to me like the symbol of new money all of a sudden. I think I just thought of like that. There was one episode of Real House, was of Atlanta, where they like went to Miami and they stayed in the house and phage were parts like, hmm, Travertine floors. I don't know why, I'll just...

So Dolores is like, yeah, people have money for the first time are so excited to have money. But you know what? I don't mind it because she's generous. You know what I wouldn't like if she was stingy. I don't like stingy people. Yeah, which is the next storyline. Coming up there, just like teeing them up, right?

You know, people who just got new money are very excited to show it off, but the rest of us who like to pretend they just got money, we like to just pretend to show it off. It's much easier. So, Marge is like, you know, people just like talking about Buddy. I really think she's still like talking about him. She goes, um, well, I don't like putting value on monetary things.

It's an affair. But, you know, when my kids have parties, it's like the event of the year. Yeah, everyone, everyone's got to like horses and bouncy houses and things flashing. And every parent miserable that they had to be at that shit show. Yes. She goes, I just enjoy impressing people. I'm like, well, you should start sometime soon. Mm-hmm.

And then it's like, um. Oh, oh. It's my little lady's sitcom singer. Jen's like, it's not about shaming off. I just think she's chipped. It's like her kids birthday. She just had pizza. And after knowing everything that she has,

I think she's being stentier. What the fuck, bitch? I mean, who needs more than pizza any time? Birthday, non-birthday. It's a freaking pizza parlor right back here. This is our first show we've ever done where there was like a built-in pizza parlor, okay? The venue smells like pizza, and that's like,

this is our first fine dining experience. Yeah. So, it sounds like... I mean... Cosmarch says, I wouldn't call it stingy, she had gift bags for us. And she's like, But what's it got to have a tray of pasta for $35?

It's like $45, do they get that right? Meanwhile, Charlie on Vanderpump Rules is like, it's backing him side of me. So Marcus basically like, look, I don't think it's about money. I think she doesn't think about food. Food is not a priority for hers. It's not a thing in her life, you know? So then the other girls are checking out, I don't know what.

So we do, so Jennifer's still like harping about this and she's like, I made it be one thing if Jackie didn't have the means, baby, but you have it, enjoy it, we're not taking it to the grave with us. And Marib is like, you know what, you say she's stinging, I say she doesn't care about food. Have you ever seen that woman eat a full meal? So then, let's talk about eating disorders over a good pizza pie, over at Margarita Pie. Yeah, the Margarita Grill.

Yeah. So Jen and Marge are walking over there and Jen's still going on, she's like, I mean, her kid's got a fabulous party and that like, my kid's, and they don't come back saying, we want that, we want that, like we have that you're a terrible mother. Like my kids do, I mean what the fuck is wrong with that family? I think that Jennifer is basically just unhinged. She's like I'm the only one who doesn't have a beach house

and she sees how content Jackie is not spending all her money and it's making her feel insecure that she's raised a bunch of spoiled kids and she's like no my kids aren't spoiled you're the one with the problem. Yeah, but she's the one with the problem. Yeah, she's freaking out. And so she comes over and Jackie turns to her and she goes, pizza and then it goes, so then Teresa, Teresa meanwhile is doing her own like episode of CSI. She's like, you guys don't have any bands.

And Marjouz, we put them in the car. She goes, it's like a new concept. Oh, can do that. Okay, so Jennifer is like, this is the native tram. So she goes to pee and of course they immediately start talking about her. Because it's a housewives show. But not before Theresa tries to order disco lemonade.

Hi, I want to order the disco, the disco, the lemon, but this, the disco limo, the limousine, the discolomal, please, thank you. They're like the discount lemonade coming right up now. Just come on. So stingy. So Jennifer goes to the bathroom and Jack is like, we always come here, the kids love it. I'm just like, oh, speaking of your kids, this is so funny.

Jennifer says she's so impressed with you. Like she's shocked, because you only said pizza at your kids birthday party. And she said she was stingy. It's not funny and not meant to cause trouble at all. Yeah. Just a funny commentary. That's for you, Joan.

That's for you, Joan, a funny commentary. I love Margaret does such a classic housewives thing. You know, my intention was not to get Jack Yips set. If I had known, I never would have said it ever. So, Jack, you said, you know what? I really want to like her, but her mentality is like, how much do you spend on things? And, Jim comes back and everyone's all of a... Oh, yeah, this is when she's like, pizza?

That's just like this big disc. So yeah, Jennifer comes down. They're all talking about it. And so, so, find out, Jackie, it's like, what we're talking about that you apparently told Margaret that you think I'm stingy, because I only buy pizza for my kids. And Jennifer's like, looks at Margaret like you fucking bitch yeah but also

Jennifer literally does this to everyone else in the group every single time so it's funny and at least she doesn't fly away she's like oh it's my turn to fight and under the facts by the way don't call hangry people stingy it's not gonna work out well. So she's like, you know what? I wasn't saying you needed to have gone a bit, I mean. I mean, no one's asking for a bit, and y'all. Jackie's like, my kids asked for a new telekick in pizza, okay? But it's not for the kids the kids don't care

Like that's actually a well thought out adult argument Jack is like okay lower your mouth and then so Teresa comes into the fengena for by saying this Jackie she's European We cook a lot of food. Oh, OK. So that's why she's going around scanning everything in her house and getting mad at there wasn't. Yeah. So Dolores is like, look, not everyone aspires

to spend thousands of dollars on their parties like I do, or like you do, or like you do, or like you do, or like you do, or like you, waiter. How much did you spend, even the waiter? Talk with a bone. And Jen goes, So it's fair to say she has to want to spend money, right? And Jackie's like, It's not about spending honey. She goes, Don't you ride that finger at me. I'm not telling honey.

Now Jen is just going to go off. She loses her mind. She's like, Get the meaner to me. It's so repulsive. Take the stick out of your ass. And enjoy life for once in a while. I'm like ordering like a platter of pasta to go with the pizza is not enjoying. It's not like,

oh my god, no I'm living. I spent what I want to spend, and she's like, so you spend it on yourself instead of get children. Well, we're not exactly wrong. It's not like Jackie arrived to her kids party in like a charity with like getting pampered while the kids were like getting like scraps of beats off the in the mud. And Jackie's like that's coming for me and some others saying that I'm trying not to spend money on my children so I could use it for myself. And Jennifer Gus. It's not memorable.

Well, my kids remember and Melissa Grease and her kids will remember the party. And Jennifer Gus, it's not memorable. Well, my kids remember, and Melissa Grease, and her kids will remember the party. And Jennifer Gus, that's a get it soon. I got bad news for you, Jennifer. Your kids are going to forget your parties too. Sorry, you wasted your money. Click this pizza party, this. This is one of my favorite, favorite fights bites a pizza party. I know exactly. So yeah, she's like nothing get it soon

And so everyone then I was like oh, I don't forget the pizza party with the Amazon gifts, you know, so So Melissa's like Jennifer you're making fun of a child's birthday party. Are you guys filming this or you guys filming this? It's great. It's great. Hey, Margaret. You're the one who started this. I mean, I got into the bathroom and I come back and we're talking about Stingy.

But you know what? Margaret's the one making jokes about how you never eat. Oh, man. It's like, oh. And Margaret's like, oh, oh, oh. So when are we going to go back to that store called Gerard? It was so wonderful. So Jack is like,

Margot, were you making fun of my eating? And Margot's like, you know, I should've known this was coming. Okay, she's on fire. I'm just gonna like the entire house on fire too. And then buy it back. Okay, that's what's gonna happen. So Margot's basically like,

no, I only said you only said pizza because you don't really like to eat. That's all, you know, and I'm sorry. I'm very sorry. I shouldn't have said it. That's it. End of story. And Jack is basically like, see, that's what a French adieu. If you mess up, you're just gonna say, oh, I'm sorry, which is what we always say on this podcast. And so I was very happy to hear echoed on to you. Yeah. Okay, she's like, I had to work really hard to get to a place where I could eat. Yeah. Mark's like, you're right, sorry. I was totally wrong.

Thankfully, I can eat, and I love these mushrooms. So I'm going to cry. Marge will have a knockdown, drag out, fight, while eating little tiny bits of food. She's like, yes. She does. So, Jack, he's like, here's the difference, Marge. You're coming from a good place.

She's coming from an asshole place. That's the difference. And she's like, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say're coming from a good place, she's coming from an asshole place, that's the difference. Teresa goes, change that, ping on us. How much does that asshole place cost? Is it on the market? I'm gonna say, yeah, Teresa, this is something you would do, you know, like where you don't mean to be rude. It's just more of an ignorance thing.

And Teresa's just more of an ignorance thing. And I'm curious, it's just like, I'm just, I'm honest. I just speak whatever's on my mind. You know, I just say whatever I'm saying. Sky. Floor. Just what's on my mind. This count on my mind discount my name

So she's like when your friends on summer you should be able to sing whatever you want You shouldn't have to tip it. Oh, that's good. So Teresa Are you being sued as your husband being arraigned? Are you going to jail as your husband cheating on you? Where is camps and how long do you think you might not to the pool boy? Yeah. Do you think you might not have been in this situation if a woman could control her husband? What do you think about that, Teresa? I'm just speaking my mind.

Woo! Woo! Woo! You don't have compassionate. And then Jackie does that threat. Everyone dreads hearing. She's like, well, you don't have to come to my kid's pizza party ever again.

Like, ooh. And the Jennifer goes, done. I don't want to leave their hungry anyway. Oh, your Amazon box of goodies. She says that as if we didn't just see your last season being like, if you get a C on your homework, I'll buy you five things for Amazon Prime. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm.

Then they show a clip of her at that party when Jackie just throws a big Amazon box on the ground and all the kids like attack it. And Jennifer goes, Oh, I guess she's just gonna get your gifts yourself. You little fabbage ass. By the way, everything about this party is the best party I would have ever had as a child.

Pizza and boxes of toys descending on the ground for me to paw through, okay, it's perfect. So Jennifer is like, I mean it was like going to the dentist office, hey kid, pick a prize, what have got them there, duh! I'm like, what dentist do you go to, a little shop of hers? I mean, what's happening here? This is what happened at my dentist. Boom! Be quiet, it'll be over soon.

Hey, breathe this in, kid, it'll help. Boom! I didn't know! Yeah, he has a highlights magazine with everything filled in already. Totally, totally. Oh. So, yeah, so Jackie's, Jackie's like, I'm sorry, I don't feel like, I don't feel the

need to, you know, to buy for a kid's party, $100,000 worth of fucking shrimp. And Jen goes, $200,000, honey. I'm like, honey. Yeah, there you go. Just set it, there you go. Just said it. Jack is like the way you spend money makes me thrill up in my mouth. Feminine your mouth. I just feel sorry for you that you don't enjoy your blessings. So Melissa tries to buy her blessings.

Melissa jumps in here and tries to like calm it down, right? She's like, hey, Jen, you know what? The way me and you, the way we spend our money on these big, lavish parties, guess who's winning? That motherfucker over there. I was like, Melissa Gorgah. Yeah. Yeah. Because she is saving her money. She's smart, you know?

It's not about show. In the long run, you watch you, children are set up nice in 30 years. Which is true, all of this Jennifer being like, it's not about your children, it's what your friends think at their birthday party. You're gonna be broke ass, okay? Yeah, enjoy what happened the next recession.

Here's the thing, is that Melissa Corga, being this extreme voice of reason, was very disorienting. And it was also funny the way She said it like as if she couldn't do the same thing She's like I've already chosen this land of life just spending money and being an idiot But she's already she's on a good path. So let's just look at her and then what's even better was that she's like the way you spend money And I spend money and you and you and you You know Jack is when his winning and Dolores, wait a second, what's wrong with me?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. My son has a bell he can ring for blow jobs. Don't tell me, I don't spend on my boy. Listen, I work half a day at Maz's gym. Okay, don't tell me I'm not winning. I earn my money, you know, I go to Maz's. Sometimes I go to Maz's gym, it depends. You know, boo, boo died a few years ago,

I'm still getting over that. You know, the Peppletyle is pasta all over the floor because of Frank. It's Massachusetts, it depends. You know, boo, boo died a few years ago, I'm still getting over that. You know, the Peppletyle is pasta all over the floor because of Frank, it's terrible, you know. Okay, so I don't work, okay. So of course, Jen takes this to the worst level she can. She's like, are you saying my kids won't be successful in 30 years? No, but it's possibly true.

Ha, ha, ha. She goes, and the Melissa says, but it's possibly true. She goes, and the Melissa says, bitch, what are you even talking about? She's like, jee-na-comy bitch, bitch. Yeah. And then she just starts throwing silverware and stuff at my mother. She's like, eh!

Well, you know things are about to go down when Brabo starts to catch the other customers. We're like, there's a rocket at Table 5. And did you guys notice it was low rent, Carl, sitting behind him the whole time? Yeah. Jents, Call 2.0 wants to jump in and stop everything, but unfortunately I've had RESTIC Call 2.0 and now I just want to fuck Jennifer. Sorry, Jents.

He's all pizza pie. Pizza pie. More pizza pie, bro. Yeah, my resume right now just says four years of pizza pie and one year of pancake. So now Jen is like, don't come at that. You better take this back and let it step forward. Do the hockey, pol hunky, hunky answer. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha shit. Yeah. Because now they're both standing up. I'm a list is getting real

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