Watch What Crappens - RHONJ: She's Just Not That Into You — Live from Philadelphia

Episode Date: December 8, 2019

"The Real Housewives of New Jersey" cast trip to Jamaica continues to unravel this week as Jackie grapples with the notion that Dolores may just not like her. Plus, Margaret's passing joke about Teresa and jailbait comes back to haunt her as Tre's 12 hour delay finally expires. It's a raucous, wild night of recapping, live from Union Transfer in Philadelphia! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hello, everybody. So good to see you. Wow, it's great to be back here and look at this fucking place. Wow! Amazing. We heard that this place used to be an old spaghetti factory. Perfect for your Jersey night. How fitting is that? I had to do a little video when we came out because when we last were in Philadelphia, you guys were so amazing. We do the video that to this day it is the video on top of the water crap and space book page. It is so because you guys are so awesome. We are missing that one dude going, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah We were in, so we just came in today and your airports even gay.

Which is amazing. Like most airports I think, I don't think you know look, I don't want to shame any. Yeah, of course, they're like totally straight. They're like, I want to dunk in donuts. But your airport, when we're coming out the exit doors, don't just open, they go down and then up. They're like, you guys know. Oh. Welcome. It's like the fun doors to pump. Ah. Yeah.

It's like snapping windshields on the opposite way. Yeah, we are really appreciative that you guys came here tonight because we know you could have been seeing Madonna and also Mariah Carey's Atlantic City. So we are really cool that you chose us to be the divas. I don't have comtits, but my nipples are like little marbles right now, little, just chilling here. And I've never complained about being cold.

I'm not even complaining, actually, and just pointing it out. Just in case anybody sees it. So I feel like we had a really good Omen leading into this weekend of shows because. A good Omen, a good Omen. A good Omen, a good Omen. Because. Water.

Water. Water, yeah, East Coast. So Ron and you flew in, you flew in from Austin, but I was flying in from LAX. And some of you guys may have seen this already on our Instagram story, but when I was at LAX, I saw Bravo Liberty, which I feel like was such a great sign from the Bravagads.

Is it, it's like the world is about to fucking end, you know? These people are real, they're actually out there in the wild. Yeah. One of the most educated bravo liberties he has an advanced degree from an unaccredited institution. Mr. I am sorry. Dr. John Cessa spotted at LAX. On a weekend we're going to talk about the real housewives of Beverly Hills. Yeah, pre-John Cessa back when we just had Taylor Armstrong lips. Now we've got the men Hills. Wow. Yeah, pre-John Cessa, back when we just had Taylor Armstrong

lips, now we've got the men wearing them too. Yeah, exactly. That's a very exciting, exciting, and I was sitting there like a crazy person, taking a picture from afar. I'm like, I can't believe I'm doing this to Dr. John Cessa right now. But Judy calls, you know? I didn't see anybody famous, but I

did have someone really amazing sitting next to me, a fat guy. Thank you. Because I was on Southwest where you can choose your own airline, your own seat, or what a choose your own airline. I'm like, hello Southwest, I choose American. Thank you, Chris. At least I've underpumped with you that. Can I order an American Airlines on this one?

So thank you, Fat Guy, because when you pick your own seats and so I was in the A group, A60 though, I ain't got a brag. I was like, the last in the A group. So I got to sit in a window and people on airplanes, so they feel like even a little overweight, because they are like bicycles. This is a seat on the narrow line. And so I sat down and everyone's kind of looking me,

I'm like, oh Jesus, thank God I'm in B. And then this really big guy came and sat in the ILC and we just looked at each other like high mental five mother fucker. Thank God. You know, when there's two of us on a plane, we're like, oh, I love you. Bring me some french fries. I'm just kidding. And there's two of us on a plane, and we're like, oh, I love you.

Bring me some french fries. Well, you know, this is a very exciting night because we have two, at least two, at least two that we know of, of our premium sponsors here today. It's Miss Avonogilo Weber. And also, ain't no thing like Allison King. Thank you guys for coming and supporting the podcast. You guys are awesome. We're really, really excited to talk to New Jersey. So why don't we get into some real house

as a New Jersey, right? New Jersey girl. Welcome to Watch for Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch So tonight's episode is called Cut from a different cloth, which means you're a dirty filthy Jew That's what it translates to Everybody realizes that right. I didn't want to be the Jewish person that was just was saying that Oh Jesus Christ, I was I was

You need a hood. Can I loan you a fucking hood Dolores? That way Bravo this whole week is like a Can you take a good one? Can I loan you a fucking adaloris? That's a fuck. Bravo. This whole week is like a last night was liand with her Mexican remarks. And now here we are with fucking dog. You know what, dog with a bone? Dog with a bone relax.

What? Dog with a bone relax. Right, dog with a bone relax. Relax, why would not friends? Relax, dog with a bone. First of all, by the way, I think it's really important to acknowledge the fact that hopefully we have many people here from New Jersey, right?

Sorry, I just wanted to pander the audience one more time. Also, Wawa. It's my favorite thing. I'm like, we just go through all of it. The Eagles, 76ers. The Constitution, Liberty Bell, Franklin Institute. I stand for women. So sidewalks.

But I really do, it's not sarcastic. This just our naming stuff. My favorite thing is to go in the Facebook groups. You know, I love me some watch of crap in Facebook groups, so thank you everybody in there talking, so I'm reading that all night last night, just cracking my ass up. So someone comes in from Jersey, Suzanne. OK. We love Suzanne.

Like Suzanne's been around for a long time. Yeah. And she's like, what the fuck? Why are you talking about, she's like, why are you talking about people from Jersey? Like, what's some fucking stereotype, you know? And then they start fighting. And then Suzanne gets so jersey on everybody's asses in the thing.

It's like, this is perfect. I love that we're going to be talking about this. I know. It is. I'm really excited to be doing Jersey in like Jersey adjacent right now. So this is. Oh, and by the way, we are going to we're going to be back in Asbury Park in May. So we'll be in Jersey Jersey then, so. Okay, cut from a different, dog with a bow. Dog with a bow. Dog with a bow. Previously, we need to go to fucking Jamaica. LAUGHTER

That's very fitting that it's Madonna Knight, because she's wearing her Madonna get up in her diary room, Jen. You know, her jeezed air and her like, well you know I'm sure that's what I'm sure Madonna's her favorite artist is singing in the bedroom. Erotic, erotic, put your hands on my body bill. I'm just a comedian, I'm a comedian. Because we're living in a material world and I'm a comedian. Because we're living in a material world, and I'm a material comedian. I got two sweets.

OK, so this is the tale of two sweets, also, where there's a big sweet with people with their head up trees as asked. And then there's a little sweet with cobwebs and a haunted cabinet and a leak from something. And a plum apparently. Yeah, it's a plum. It's a plum.

It's a plum. Okay, so my first note is this shows mortifying their playing Spanish music in Jamaica. I'm sorry. I was going to cut a bunch of the music and play it out here. It's like, I think that's got some... I feel like I'm sorry. I was gonna cut a bunch of the music and play it out here. Ben's like, I think that's got some... That's right, right, right, feelin'. I'm set in some reggae tone, I don't know. Yeah.

I thought it was very Selena remix from the El Paso clubbing days. I was like, really? This is Jamaica. Come on guys. It's like, so anyway, I was very offended, but then I don't need to be offended anymore. You see, strike it, strike it. I think it is indicated by Ben.

E. Well, in true EBB. EBB. EBB. Evacated by Ben. So in true real housewives of Jersey form, they are in beautiful Jamaica, and they start off in the most mundane way with everyone basically,

like FaceTiming home and everything. And we start with Melissa FaceTiming Joe Gorgah. And he's like, hey, Melissa. Yeah. Why don't you show me that, Titty? Yeah, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. This is just, yeah. Show me a Titty.

Yeah, show me that, Titty. Margaret's like, oh, Joe, Joe. Joe. Joe, Joe, you even know how to use face to the dog's attack in the glass. Hi, hi, hi, dog. Hi, dog, the dog misses me. Okay, the dog does miss me. The dog's not even gonna take it to me.

Doesn't miss me. The dog does miss me. The dog does miss me. Yeah. It's great, Joe. Thanks a lot. Bill and Cray, that'll be you. Yeah.

Oh, but there's a plum. Anything from VinnyAdvines yet, Joe? No, okay. She's really giving VinnyAdvines a lot of advertising. I'd like her. No, okay. She's really giving Vine your advice a lot of advertising. No, I like that part of her deal. Like, where she, they sue her for all this money. She's like, I don't have the trouble you tell us. I will say you they have a lot of the real housewives. No, I like it. I think your wedding gets a free wedding to some poor person on Bravo, you know. I like it because I feel like they've been just like totally making her life hell. She's like, you know what? Fuck it. I'm going to drag them on TV. So I say go for it, you know. I like it because I feel like they've been just like, totally made here a life hell.

She's like, you know what, fuck it. I'm gonna drag them on TV. So I say go for it, Marge. I didn't know what the fuck Vineyard Vines was now. And now I'm like, do they have two Vays? That's like, they sound great. Well, bad news. I just got sued by a bunch of you that will.

Oh, well. Cookie Puss is coming for me next. So typical. It's a loris. I'm gonna call the fucking David right now. I would never do that. So I've done it a few times. Like, why does Ben's reply, why would I call Ben? Well, I've always get a text. Yeah.

So yeah, so Dolores is like calling David, you know, Dr. Withabona. And then she goes right to the end and she goes typical. Dude, dude, dude, Frank, like immediately. Yeah, Frank is the best one. The Lord, what's going on? I was the middle boy to go. Hi, Frank.

I'm fat. I just keep eating all day, all day. The food's great, you know, I feel so fat. I feel fat. I just keep eating all day all day. Food's great. You know, I feel so fat. I feel fat. I'm like dog with a chicken bowl with a full chicken on it. So fucking eating, all right? If you feel fat, the more it's just not fucking eating. It's a fucking problem.

The fucking advice is that. I hate when people say that. When you're like, I'm fat and they're like, well, you should work out meat less. Go fuck yourself. Yeah. I've never seen say that. When you're like, I'm fat and they're like, well, you should work out and eat less. Go fuck yourself. Yeah. I've never seen proof that that works. Woo! Woo!

Woo! Who asked you to invite? How would you say there's no proof that I want? How would you say there's no proof that I want? How would you say there's no proof that I want? How would you say there's no proof that I want? How would you say there's no proof that I want? How would you say there's no proof that I want?

How would you say there's no proof that I want? How would you say there's no proof that I want? How would you say there's no proof that I want? How would you say there's no proof that I want? How would you say there's no proof that I want? How would you say there's no proof that I want? How would you say there's no proof that I want? How would you say there's no proof that I want? How would you say there's no proof that I want? How would you say there's no proof that I want? How would you say there's no proof that I want? that traditional Italian family. She's like, oh, this is Frankie's bell. They ring it to get blowtops. It's like, that's very traditional. I will never forget that scene, by the way.

Where Dolores is going through Frankie's room. She's like, I found you a bell. It's to get blowtops. Yeah. I rang it all the way from the kitchen to the living room to the kitchen again. LAUGHTER It's dog without a boner. Didn't get a blowjob, I hand those girls a dust joke.

What are you gonna do? Yeah. Didn't get a blowjob, but I got $5 of donations for the Salvation Army, so. So Frank just like basically fat shame, sorry. He's like, don't complain. If don't complain, you're fat, then keep eating. And she just looks at the phone like, yeah. At that point, his screen is just full of saliva.

Just like wet. So then Teresa facetimes, yeah. Hi, hi, hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.

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And then in an effort to like outboring each other, Jackie is like, Hey Evan, so how was school drop off today? And Evan's like, it was great. I put him in the car. I drove him to the school. They got out of the car She's like, yeah, that's exactly what I want What I like this is on national TV everything that we just said this is like content that Brava's like we should put that in there And I like Teresa when Teresa's talking to G and she's like, la-ing, la-ing, la-ing.

And G is like, I don't know some sandwich fucking no-no always makes. I'm like, no, no, no, no. That's a deli sandwich. I know, I'm more, no, no. They don't even know what kind of sandwich it. And tell them to finish the minds and splain seeing the guy and me and painting the rage. I'm Vincent's playing Stephen Garnie and Payne Elingerage. C'mere shoes, here comes one right now.

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondria. So Jackie is very excited because she's telling an event. She's like, you know, I think I really made a breakthrough with Teresa. We have like a really big breakthrough, which is what she says all episode. But if anyone watched the show, Teresa's like, yeah, okay, I want to talk to you about you. I was like, that's a break room? Teresa just makes that confused face. Like she can't decide what to order on the Netflix menu.

Like you pull it up and you just go. All right, teaming me a show on my movie. Is it a horror movie? Well, but like that. Yeah. I'm trying to order gift from the stranger things, Is it a warm? No, it's not. It's not that warm. Yeah. I'm trying to order gift from the stranger things, but they don't have a cap. So yeah, she's like, we made a breakthrough,

but to Laura, she started tearing into me. And so then we cut to the scene. To Laura, she's going, let me like jog with the bone. All right. I'm not jog with the bone. I'm not jog with the bone. I'm not jog with the bone.

We're talking with the bone. You're like, you're not jog with the bone. Hold it in I'm talking with the bone. I'm talking with the bone. I'm talking with the bone. You're talking with the bone. You're like, you're like, you're all the dog. You're holding it. No one's supposed to. You're holding rhymes with phone. You're the bone. You're with the fucking dog.

You know, I thought you were my friend. And now you're holding your dog with the bone. I'm a friend with dog. You're talking with a bone. I don't even give boo bones. I love boo. Oh, you know boo. I love boo.

Miss you boo. Yeah, RIP boo. Yeah, R know boo. Oh, boo. Missy Boo. Yeah, RIP Boo. Yeah, RIP Boo. So, Jack is like, well, it just shows that the divorce doesn't like me at all. And I'm going to tell her five times a day for two seasons, because I really don't like being a dog with a bone. It's like, oh, god, just let it go.

And I like that she's sensing that Doris doesn't like her at all. The Loris. The Loris literally. Doris. Doris Roberts. Doris Roberts. Rose from the grave was that Doris doesn't like her at all the Loris the Loris literally Doris robber Doris robber it's Rose and the grave was like I don't like you. Okay. Bye. I know for Jackie can't catch a break She can't even watch everybody loves Raymond recap without feeling hated by somebody I don't understand Raymond's parents come over but my parents don't come over like that. It's like Jackie Okay, so Jennifer brings in the breakfast.

Oh, the breakfast service come in to bring breakfast. And so Jennifer's room, these notes are priceless. So I just thought it was funny because the waiters come in. And Jennifer's just one of those ladies who's just bitchy to everybody below her. And you can just tell me, you know? Because she goes, is that everybody's breakfast? No, bitch, she's stupid, he brought one plate to her.

Yeah, one close for you. You have a guy at chance. Yeah, so they're sitting down because they're going to have like two different sets of activities. And Dolores is like, so you excited for your host day today, Jen? And Jen's like, there's only one horse that I ride, baby. And that's the horse I ride at home. Ooh, nay nay.

Ooh, gah. Girlfriend, you read a hop on this stallion. Ooh. I'm really hot to draw. Does this say? We got some extra bells today. Yeah, this is a big bell episode. And Bill was very...

Could I watch for the shows prepped tonight? I watched that and then the episode of Beverly Hills right in a way, which is a very comeeel heavy episode. And that cameeel is always doing this. And Bill is always doing this. Like Bill has less bow talks, but otherwise they're the same. Like maybe he has a hairy or a back, but otherwise twins. Yeah.

Yeah. So yeah, so it's now Jennifer's talk Jennifer by the way the whole reason why we have this big fight today is because on the last episode Jennifer's like so Jackie Dolores doesn't think you a friend anyway got him out my husband yeah so Jennifer's like now today she's doing the classic real house I have thing where she goes you know I wasn't trying to hurt Jackie or make Laura's mad, but you know, when I'm drunk, I'm a truth teller. And to Laura says like, yeah, but last night you dropped a bomb, she says, hello!

Queen of hitting the foot in her mouth and by that I mean So she's like 10,000,000 to kill us. It's good man Listen, you know what Jackie and I had words, but I'm over it. I don't care You know like I love things go that's it who cares fucking me. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna call up David again. Hello It says disconnected typical typical She's like I think Jackie as a habit of bringing stuff up she shouldn't you know And when you're a real friend you don't perpetuate rumored. Oh wait excuse me your best friends with Teresa Judeis yeah of all fucking people she went to jail for fraud. And also, the only thing. I think, I read, I read.

Do not sue me. I would get sued by somebody stupid like that. Yeah. Yeah. The only rumor that Jackie perpetuated was that at dinner, she said, if it talks like a duck, if it quacks like a duck, if it swims like a duck, if it walks like a duck, keep going quacks like a duck, if it swims like a duck, if it walks like a duck,

keep going, I don't get it. Yeah, that Rinal has still not been solved by the way I'm myself. The thing that she perpetuated was last year when they're like, can you control your man? I can't control my man. Mind you whatever they do because men and men, you can't control the man. And Teresa's like, I can control my husband in. It's like Teresa.

Your husband is in prison. You went to prison, isn't he, Ben? He literally left the country instead of staying to be with you. When you told him to stay, like you literally could not control your husband. He'd like, fight it out for me and my and our kids and he left. What the fuck?

What am I gonna do here on ISIS? This is bullshit. This is bullshit. Yeah. Wasting my life. Oh, what are you gonna do? You know? Open the window.

Fuck that. That was a funny assay. I mean, we think I got in trouble. I opened the window. They got mad. You know, they put me in the shot. Yeah, they put me in the shoot. That ice facility, you know?

Not even any ice cream there, you know? I'm wasting my life in here. Like everybody else in ice is like, wow, I'm really going to make the best out of myself. Yeah. I'm getting my diploma here in ice. So now we go over to Margaret, who is, she's still talking to Joe and she's explaining because she made that, that, that bad joke the other night where she was based like, oh

Theresa, oh, 21 year old, rum, oh that's more like your speed not like jailbait, get it the match, that's for you Joan, rum, rum, Joan, rum,. and Mrs. And Teresa was like, nah, I don't get it, why would you say that? Yeah, and I mean, I think that was very nice saying that she doesn't like jailbait. Like, isn't that a good thing? Like, don't people usually get in trouble for, like, liking jailbait? I'm very confused. I think that's what she's mad about.

I think Teresa thinks that means when you master bait in jail, jailbait. I think that's why there's a lot of confusion. She did have some traumatizing times with that. I remember from her interview, she, Andy's like, so did you get fucked in jail? Teresa said, no, I mean, no, he's like, but people were fucking, no, I mean, what were the implants like in jail? But you should have seen what they did with screwdrivers, Andy. But you should have seen what they did with screwdriver, Sandy. There's a ship from this show.

I will go to the grave. Just that'll be the last thing I think of. It's Teresa, like watching some girl with the screwdriver in jail, you know. So life boils down to the end. So Melissa and Joe Gorgher are also talking about Margaret's joke. And Joe can't believe that. Well, he can't believe that Teresa didn't blow up because we learned that now that Teresa

apparently has a 12 hour timer, which we should have always known that she's like the slow cooker of human beings, right? You have to put in like a little bit of liquid and subrami and check back in like a half a day. It's like, oh, delicious, delicious rage. Just like, you watch 12 hours this age. She's gonna blow up. Yeah. Stand back.

Yeah. Fucking Teresa, stand back. You guys stand back. That's my phone. I'm not gonna text, but I was taking the funniest Joe Gorgas screenshots of his Instagram. I mean, this guy, I taking the funniest Joe Gorgas screenshots of his Instagram. I mean this guy I just fucking love Joe Gorgas

He's my favorite kind of guy hottest fuck and stupid God I love I love that in a man So hold on I can find him real quick because they have really big words written all over them. Okay. Here's one Sometimes you must hurt in order to grow, fall in order to grow. That's sorry, sorry.

Rewind, rewind. I can't call someone else stupid and then misread their entire Instagram meme. Yeah. Well, it's all in caps, so it's easy to miss out on those things. And by the way, this is the picture of Joe. He's going like this. Like, read.

Read up there. And he's pointing it to like a weatherman, like right here. Yeah, it's windy, right here. Today's forecast is advice. Sometimes you must hurt in order to know, fall in order to grow, lose in order to gain, because most of life's greatest lessons are learned through pain. It's meaningful. Because it rhymes.

Yeah. Yeah. We'll bring some more of these throughout the show, because wow. Yeah, that like that. So more importantly, Joe tells us that while the girls were away, the guys are gonna go play poker, and then we see a flashback to something that happened

the other night apparently, and we just see Bill going, well, all the girls are gone. What are we gonna do? Poker baby! Mm. Just a bunch of the bros and the back house, it's around a table, close quarters. Ooh.

Ooh. Ooh. Boker, I don't even know her. Ooh. I'll blind bid if you will. Ooh. So breakfast. Uh.

Uh. Uh. Uh. By way, this episode has gone on for all of like 90 seconds. So Jennifer Dolores and Melissa and Teresa, they're having breakfast and they're like gigantic, enormous, like, white House suite, and everything. I just folded into itself.

That keeps happening. I'm getting older. And so like when I lay on my hand, or when I wake up, sometimes my under eyelid will be folded under the eye. I just did it again. You know what? It's actually very good. You're very lucky, because my best friend's parents are

here tonight, and her dad is an optometrist. Get your ass back here, right? And they have no idea what we're talking about, but I'm really glad you guys came. That is true crap and support. I need my eye folds done and lasec. I think those are two different doctors, but also I would like higher tests. I want my nipples to be where these buttons are. But that's my the hand or the air.

We're having a breakfast and Melissa comes in and hugs Dolores from behind. Dolores is like, God, David doesn't even hug me like that. I know that. I'm gonna go out with Melissa Goga instead. Yeah. And everyone's like smiling like wow Dolores, you just keep getting Saturn, Saturn. I don't feel sad for Dolores, listen. I love Dolores. Most of us aren't even lucky to have one man to ignore us. That girl is too. She's got two hot men to ignore her a lawyer disbarred, but still lawyer and the doctor. I'm like, oh, Anteer is on. Oh, I'm a lawyer. Yeah, three if you include Maz. So there's that, you know,

with a fuck all you. Well, I was supposed to be there an hour ago. I didn't know that's how jobs worked. This is bullshit I'll tell you that right now. So Melissa goes to check in on the, like the, like the steerage suite, you know? And so, uh, a tree's like, I'm gonna go check it on them, and Melissa's like, there are our friends, you know? So she goes over,

and that's where we have Marge. I don't know why they included this in the show, but like I loved it. Marge goes, I'm not even hungry, but I'm gonna have a little plum. Because you know, she does that every single morning, was like, you know, Margaret, you are hungry. Stop saying that. Just eat the damn plumb already. So Melissa comes over and Martha's like, oh, Melissa, I miss you dearly.

Jackie sleeps with the air plug. She doesn't sleep for pay test. She doesn't even know what's going on in there. So, uh, yes. So Melissa has her period. So, yes. So Melissa. Melissa has her period. Yeah, she has her period. She knows it. She knows it. So weird. Everybody on Bravo is getting their period at the same time.

But on the TV, isn't that weird? Yeah, this is a good one. This is a good one. Who had their period this morning? Yeah, the other period. Yeah, the other. Yeah, the other period. Melissa's having her period.

And then we find out later, the whole cast is having their period. It's weird. Like when your girlfriend's with somebody and you both get your periods together but it's happening on the TV. It's weird. It's bizarre. Life is weird.

Nature, right? Yeah. Wow. I don't even know what a period is. So this is all. I mean, are we talking about punctuation? So yes, but the reason why we're talking about Melissa having her period is because she's

going to keep trying to force this terrible story line on us. She's like, well, I have my period. So I think I would be like pretty fine getting pregnant for the fourth time. And I was like, you're not going to do this. We know you're not going to do this. Please don't interrupt your time. I'm not going to do it.

I'm just going to stop. Just stop. All right. And if you're going to have a baby, use a surgeon, have it be that long-loss mother fucking sister that we still haven't heard anything it. Yeah, just stop, just stop. All right, and if you're gonna have a baby, use a surgeon, have it be that long loss from other fucking sister that we still haven't heard anything about. Yeah.

With your lying ass, okay? And make sure you set up a tent inside envy, which nobody has seen for months either, by the way. Although, you know, I'm pretty rude to Melissa because of her first couple, I thought she was a monster and I still stand by that. But she's a monster that's like learned to be likeable. It's weird.

I really like her now and I don't know what's happened to me. What is happening to me? I can use your whole mouth to hatred like a dog on the back. I can use your whole mouth to hatred like a dog on the back. Damn you in your periods. Yeah, so they're just talking about everything that happened last night and Jackie's like she's doing this whole thing of like, you know, the thing that really upset me the most is that,

like I thought that the lords and I were actually friends, and we're actually not friends anymore. And I really thought we were, and like, it's just, I don't know, I thought we were friends, and like, we're not friends, so I didn't even know anymore. And Marge was like, you know what, maybe she was just drunk. Maybe she was drunk. Who knows? Don't hold on to it. And Melissa's like, um, no,

actually, let me make the situation worse for you. Okay. If I don't come up with another storyline, I'm actually going to have to get some of my husband's sperm into me. So let's get this wrong. She's like, actually yesterday, Dolores was saying that we were all raised one way and that you were raised another way. And then we get a clip of Delores saying, you know, Jackie's mom raised it to be free, liberal. All right, it's like so foreign to me. Like I couldn't be friends with her for that reason, okay? On the reasons.

The other reasons that they didn't show, I love that she's just like liberal. Yeah, but the other reasons that she can't be friends with her is because Jackie's not raised to just like let people into her house, whenever they come knocking at the fucking bed. You wanna get a knife held in your fate. Now, granted it will be a very dull knife because I'm sharp and it'll be a butter knife. I'll get to the door with a butter knife like,

can't it's do not knock on my door. I've almost killed Amazon guys. I just feel like, yeah, the loris this whole thing is that, like, you know, if my parents come over, they just come over, they don't have to announce themselves. You know, I believe in family. I'm like, yeah, but this is also the reason why you have your son, your ex, you have this guy

who's not answering your phone call at a motorcycle in the living room, okay? So, I don't know. Like, maybe you should really think some of things. Yeah, I don't know. Like maybe you should rethink some of things. Yeah, I don't know who wins, really. We do. I win. We win.

Yeah, that's a secret. So yeah, I just wrote, oh no liberals. So then, Jack is like, she doesn't seem fucking know me. How would she know I'm fucking raised? I'm like, wait a minute, are you friends or are you not friends? Because in the sentence before, she's like, we're friends, I thought we were friends. And I was like, she don't fucking know who I am.

Yeah. So what's going to really help the situation? Melissa's Melissa. Melissa. She's like, you know what, you guys? Well, you guys are going around swimming in horse shit. I'm going to go, I'm just going to say something to Dolores. Just to smooth it over to say how upset you are.

I was like, that'll go real well, Melissa, real well. She's like, I'm gonna clarify it. I'm gonna say, is she different because she looks different? Is she different because? Jewish. Is she different because? Shhh. Is she even Jewish?

Yes. She is, right? OK, good. Because you know my ass would go five shows saying that without even knowing. You're so mad that someone's anti-Semak to someone who's Christian. You know, I appreciate you're being an ally.

So anyway, and to me meanwhile, Margaret has her own things to worry about, which is, well, the joke. So, she, Margaret thinks she's in the clear. She's like, you know, I think they just went right right over to her head. Like, it's just like a plum flying to the air, you know? So, but Melissa's like, hmm, I don't know. We're only at our three of twelve of 12, so we'll let you know

when the chicken provolone is ready. Parmesan, provolone, whatever. It's good. Yeah, Melissa's like, hello, do I need to teach you who fucking Teresa Judea says, okay, she takes something, it takes 12 hours, and it still tastes like shit, but thank God, she has a ghost rider riding down the proper recipes. I was reading through that chorisa cookbook, I'm sorry.

But it's like she took things from my and a garden and put it in there. I was like, nobody believes that you can put sentences together like this, true or so, okay. Meeples, they're not just for driving your car, like what? So now it's time to go horseback riding. So we got Margaret Jackian, Jennifer, and of course, Jennifer has never written a horse. So she can make a whole big thing about it, you know.

I'm just a girl. I'm just a girl who can't say no, except to the horse and my house, Bill. Can't say no except to the horse and my house, spill. So yeah, Jack is like, I haven't ridden the horse in a long time. Is it rather written? Is it rather the written? And Marge is like, written.

Oh, good. I don't want to say anything. It's been advised and excuse me for horse properties. Whether you suit by the horse whisper in there Like, am I even allowed to do this? Why don't we keep bringing up the horse whisper? It's been really top of mind for you. I know, it's not even that great of a movie. I'm like, just have sex already.

Why do you have to break a horse before you have sex with that beautiful lady? Do you know what those horses went through? Has a broken person, I know. So, yeah, so they're going to be, they're doing like horseback riding through the waves and everything. And Jennifer's like, do they doggy paddle?

I was like, well, they're horses, but that's fine. So, my favorite, one of my favorite things in the entire episode was this random sequence that honestly, if it were just the entire episode on loop over and over again, I would have been fine. It was the women walking out the hotel and there was a wind tunnel. And one by one, oh, they're hats, like, oh! And watching it happen to Melissa Gorga, was like the moment we never knew we needed. But watch her like, oh!

The panic when she realized the hat she got in T-neck might just fly away forever. I mean, it's just a little angel up there just kicking their hats off. Yeah, just sitting there with a leaf blower, just aiming at them. So good. Kim D probably was Kim D. Yeah. like a leaf blower, just aiming at them. So good. Kim D probably was Kim D. Yeah. Like bitches.

Like thing. It's standing out there. Oh, the sit-ins like, I'm not not let it person. You don't say. God bless you. Who needs to be? I wouldn't be an athletic person either.

Get me somebody with a fucking hose for my fat. I would never do it. I'm barely standing up here. I'm barely sitting down up here. I had to go upstairs to get here. Five, five stairs. I wish we had God another sequence of her getting into pants. We did at the very beginning of the season,

which is like, Senschmö! Senschmö! So she's like, I was got picked last in sports. I was the one who ducked from the ball, which is cyber-homic. The quacks like a duck. It walks like a duck. Because now I have five kids, and now I'm always ducking

because they're savages. But then my savages. So the other girls, they are, they're just going to go to the beach to get a tan. And so Dolores is like really excited. Dolores was already just like naturally tan because she's like, you know, Sicilian, you know. So she's like, yeah,, Sicilian, you know, so she's like, yeah, I'm excited to get a tan. It was a long winter for me.

I walk, you know, in the kitchen, the living room, the kitchen. You know, you don't get good sun in the living room, so I didn't get a very good tan. Gosh, it was a long winter for me, so I'm keeping on my cover up and Theresa goes, yeah, I'm in the really long way that for me too. I'm not. I'm talking about being fat to Lisa, but yes, it was a very long time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You must have been very hard time.

Yeah. Can I talk about fat without you crying about something, Teresa? So over at the horses, Jen's talking about, they're talking about like the poker night that's gonna be happening, and Jen was like, I told Bill, no strip strip poker and he said, why would we want to strip in front of each other? I mean, why would we ever do something as devilish as that?

One article of clothing coming off after the next. Bozom's free to the world. Listening of sweat coming down, Joe Gorgas. Pectoral muscles. Why? Ooh. Why would we play strip poker? We're men.

We're going to play put on your clothes, poker. We're going to start naked. Ooh. We're gonna play Put On Your Closed Poker. When it's start naked. Poker's over everybody, let's have a snack. So everyone's looking at Jen like, how fucking stupid are you? Like you're honest. So everyone's looking at Jen like how fucking stupid are you like your honest Like you're on a show with Teresa and you look like the dumb one right yeah, you know So the horse guy

Everybody's like oh my god, what this is where we could write horses? It's disgusting. Yeah, it's disgusting. And the loriscus, look at that, blue water. It's nothing like the Jersey Shore, huh? Oh no, about the jacket. Exactly. Somebody else jacket. They were like, it's nothing like the Jersey Shore.

So the guy starts giving them life belts. And Marge goes, what's a life belt? What is that? Why do I have to get the biggest one? Do you have a smaller one? What are you trying to offend me? I don't even know what the fuck this thing is. I'm very offended by your life's notes.

Can I put a whale on it? Can I put a whale on it? People are really offended by, like, even your Vine jokes have noticed. Oh, man, I can't even make fun of Margaret and her whale. So just in case that water was too pretty, very quickly, we get a nice close up of like the horses shitting in the water. Really the most apt image for this show. Yeah, just horseshits in the water. This season on the real ass lives in New Jersey, horseshits in water. If a horse shits in water and no one's there to smell it to never really shit. I don't know

So the other girls are just chilling on the beach and to reason thing and why is this us? We're all giant the girls at heart Remember going down to the Jersey shore Remember that we get good here good tans. Most of the girls, we all had our nails did and the horse is like pizza boxes. Condoms everywhere. Condoms, dust, but broken dust, buster. There was that one nail. Remember with that time when Ranaada and Ranaada, they both stepped on it and they both got tetanus. Good times.

It's their name, Renata and Renata. Rosanna, Rosanna. Rosanna, Rosanna, Renata, Renata. You know, it's like a lot of people. Mm-hmm. So, Teresa is like, yeah, we're all the real all-school Italians. All right.

One of your husbands is in jail. The other has been cheated on you while you were nine months pregnant, which I forgot. One of your husbands is in jail. The other has been cheated on you while you were in 9 months pregnant. Which I forgot, is that even a true thing? When did Frank cheat on her? Which he'd 9 months pregnant? Oh, depends your perspective on it all quite frankly. Like, you know what?

And one of you married Joe Gorgas. So one of you wins. Yes. Okay, two out of three of you married Joe Gorgas. So one of you wins. OK, two out of three of you suck. Like, why are you trying to make this sound like it's such a great club to be in, you know? So then back with the other girls, so Jennifer's horse starts going, it's a no-no horse. It's me.

Yeah, no, no. It's like, it was a sandwich. A sandwich on the day. That's the kind of make-up every day. Tomato and egg sandwich. A future sandwich. So she's like, oh my god, my crotch is numb. My crotch is numb.

And then God is like, let me just take care of this. Just knocks her off. He's like, that's for you. You were so nervous. Doris again, it's Doris didn't have him just like, it's like that's for you. Doris again, it's Doris and having just like kicking your head off the horn. Into the raw sewage ocean. But by the way, they're also being very dramatic. It's an ocean. And as we learn later this evening, the ocean is huge.

And it's been here way before us. So don't worry Jennifer, there's more than just poop in there. There's also toxic needles. We're swimming in raw sewage. I was like, that's swimming. It's called swimming. Okay. You guys grew up, for me, that's called swimming. So the Rio Grande, in case anybody doesn't remember.

We were like, this is so fun. Why am I breaking out in boils? We all have Giardia. So, me and I'll back with the other lady at the old school Italians. So, Joe Judi's called Teresa. We didn't see him call, but we have to imagine probably went like this.

You have a call from the ICE Detentional Facility from... JOW! What?! It's fucking place! So think... Yeah, and it's a monkey making a decision about his appeals any days My daughter's my daughter's need them. They need his daddy's whatever Melissa Melissa's like oh my god. Oh my god. I'm like I'm getting goose bumps

I'm sorry. I'm like I'm starting to cry think about the odd you got a missing all those. Oh wait. No It was sand. It was sand. Go on. I like when people do that one, that. Oh my God, goosebumps. Look, I feel things. Oh my God, I have goosebumps. Think about how everything would have been better if you two just didn't commit fraud.

Oh, so Teresa, um, Teresa's like, He's getting home. Why are you team, Melissa? Melissa's like, I want him to come home, but I think they're gonna make an example out of him. It's like an example out of him. He didn't get his fucking citizenship paper for half of the years. Yeah.

And no, no, it was like, I told him to the place! He just sat in the car and played with his nuts. I tried to get him for him. I filled out the papers. I got his fingerprint while he was sleeping. He said, what are you doing? When it comes to Nona's advice, I listen to Danielle stop. Pay attention, police.

So, Teresa's like, I just want to be happy again. I haven't been happy in so long. It's got to be at least what? Like, three days since I saw that guy, oh, I mean, like, uh... He is... I haven't been happy with somebody

over the age of 21 and... Yeah! Not since I gel-beaded. By the way, you better go bone that 21 year old man. Please get it. That's the thing that we support the most for you Teresa. You deserve it. You work out. I mean, I just assume you deserve things like that if you work out. I feel like if you work out, like you get out of the car and you're like, oh, what is that? Is it raining? No, it's $20 bills just falling for the sky. I think anyone who has married to Joe, you guys deserves everything.

It's my sassy take. So, so now the other girls, the horse girls, they're off their horses. Now they're just getting a third. But that's, I don't know what I said, but everyone laughed. That's her to moan. Someone's probably already in our room. Of course, face number one, my friend. So, Jim's like, I don't ever want to be on a high horse again.

Come meet the... um... I'm gonna be doing some jokes tomorrow night at dinner. I'm like, okay. That's why I'm sure exactly how a sign filled. Choose up all her shows. Now I'm making jokes like my parents. That's how a sign filled talks. Why can't you be a comedian sign felt can do it? You know that Jerry's sign felt I never found to be very funny. So yeah so they're talking about last night's dinner

and everything and once again Jack is doing the whole like you know I said a lot of really under the belt things that you know I appreciate very much I thought that she had to have to side and you know it's like you know I don't like it when I consider someone a friend and and they find out that you don't consider me a friend with two, and yeah, that's all. Also, by the way, girls, drop off went really well today. Nothing happened. Nothing happened. So she's like, you know, I mean, everything's fine with Theresa. I just figured we're not going to be best friends. So, and Jacob, why do you say that? Why are you starting off some day? Did anyone else enjoy watching Jackie fall into this trap? Because she goes, she goes, you

know, like me, Margaret and you, like we can all talk, I can talk to you guys, I can share things to you guys, but like, you know, with, I can't do that with Teresa. I'm like, cut to three episodes from now. Jackie said she can't share with you because she doesn't trust you. Mark my words. Yeah, of course. And so, uh, uh, Jackie's like, I can never quite fat line with her.

It's very hard to imagine getting closer. And Marge is like, it's straighting. You know, I mean, look, you have to look what Teresa's going through. All right. Her husband's is jealous. Teresa's going through. All right. Her husband's a jail, her family's falling apart. Does not have a plum in sight. No plum.

No plum. She's got a very large penis of a very young man going in and out of her all the time. It's very difficult for her. All right. She's having the mash up bananas to feed her boyfriends. Yeah. Very, very tough. I get it. I get it. OK. You know what having the mash up bananas to feed her boyfriends. Yeah, very very simple.

I get it, I get it. Okay, you know, like I also understand how like the legal system can be very hard. Okay, like the other day, I came up with this new concept called vinegar's fines. Okay. And I put it, I put, I put a well on there. Not a well, but a well. Well, apparently vinegar, vinegar vines doesn't like that. So I'm sorry. I get it. You know, I a well, but a well. Well, apparently, the Vine Advance doesn't like that, so I'm sorry.

I get it. I was coming up with a new idea. I thought, wouldn't it be great if there was something that moved? It wasn't an actual animal, but maybe something drawn that you can make move. Like a mouse or something. I'd call it like, picky mouse.

You know, only certain things. Maybe you could have a park where there'd be rides. Yeah. I was also thinking, oh, here's a great idea. So I was like, I want people to be able to take a bite out of fashion. Because beauty is the apple of one's eye. I was like, what about an apple with a bite out of it? I was like, we'll just do that.

That's not maybe a plum with a bite out of it. I was like, well, I'll be the plum. Now I'm being sued by a ghost. A ghost in the turd will make. Like, it's not a fair world. It's what I'm saying. I got it. I got it.

The Mandalorian. Oh. So, yeah. So basically, yeah. Margaret owes like $100,000 more. Which isn't bad. I mean, she's like, you know, I've received for the whale thing. You know what, I'm a licensed.

What are you gonna do? Like, someone does it. They put a whale. Now I'm getting sued. It brooms my life from a gym family. I totally get it when it's like sitting in ice. You know, it's like what? But the things like, we'll throw along long.

From France, like jumps up on the screen. It says Margaret Joseph's being sued for $12 million. So I say if you're paying $100,000, behind, I mean, that's great. I mean, you know how long it took Sonia Morgan to get out of like $400 million with that? That was like 11, in the first Sonia. I know, I grew up and she was in debt.

So, oh, since we're here in Philadelphia, we heard... There's a crazy story that Sonia Morgan got kicked out of the tavern on the comeback. Who the fuck is running that place over there? What do you have Sonia Morgan in your bar, your treater, like the royalty she is? No, no, I didn't. You don't touch the Morgan lady. No, I'm sorry, you know, I love some Sonya, but I want to invite her here just to kick her out. Like, she deserves it.

Did you read the article of what she did? No, no. First of all, you don't fuck around in that place. We went in there and I was like, I'm singing on my own and he was like, are you? Oh, that's right. Remember, we both sing there. We both sing it in your late.

I'm like, you are against the adobar and your shading's meant for one sing-lay-a-miz. You are playing? Oh, that's right. Remember, we both sing there. We both sing it in your lay. I'm like, you are a gay shadow bar and you're shading someone for wine sing lame is. You are playing my song, sir, but I said it like this. Would you please? Because, you know, like, if you turn into Stephanie and you're all dead. Yeah. So you respect, but anyway, they're very picky in there, you know?

So Sonia comes in with all of her entourage or whatever. And she's like, I'm gonna sing. And they're like, okay, so she signs up. And then she's like, I'm gonna do my comedy act instead. And she's another one who does this. Sonia, but her eyes are more cross. You know, she's like, I'm gonna do my comedy act. And they're like, no, she's like, yes, I am.

And then she got kicked out. And they have a video over outside. Like, I can't believe that it's you this is me. I got it. Yes, you got, what I'm saying is you're running the city properly. You guys are doing a good job. Oh, so you're more comedians.

Come on. So, me, while it's Risa Dolores and Melissa, I'm super sued for a whale. These notes are so sweet. I don't know that Vineyard Vines had that much power. They make like pink shorts. I'm a licensed for like $400. I'm a licensed for like $400.

Yeah, okay. Not just Vineyard. So now, the women, if they're like talking, the other women are talking now. And Melissa's trying to smooth things over, AKA make things worse intentionally. And she's like, you know, I think that, like Jackie, I think that she's just like a little insulted

that you said that she's not like, she's not your friend, and I told her that. Jesus Christ. All right, here's how I woke up this morning. Who gives a fuck? That's how I woke up. Yeah, dog with a bone. Dog with a bone. So, so and Teresa of all people goes yeah you know it she

haps on things she haps on things I'm like Teresa we have been like watching the same storyline for like 45 years okay so Melissa's like well she's just you know, by how she's different. So isn't her upbringing, like if she said, I mean, like if she said that you were different from everybody else because of your upbringing, would that offend you? I wasn't brought up like that. Because I can't do what I'm talking about. You want to be brought up differently.

It's very, it's very different. Okay What do you even spin that thing on Christmas for us? I was brought up like what do you want me to say? Sorry, I was getting serious tones So then Dolores is like, you know what Jackie? You know what she's very sensitive and very fragile I'm like says the person who like you can't mention X Y Y, and Z in front of you can't talk about your parents You can't talk about the kids you can't talk about boo you can't talk about pebble tile Who's fragile here who's fragile and Jackie said that earlier? She's like, you know Teresa says Delores says you can't talk about kids you can't talk about family

You can't then what are you talking about missy? I was like that's a good point But what she meant was you can't talk about family, you can't talk them, what are you talking about, Missy? I was like, that's a good point, but what she meant was, you can't talk about Teresa's kids, you can't talk about Teresa's husband, and you can't talk about Teresa's family. You can however order a delicious mystery sandwich from no mouth, like he delivers. Yes, he delivers.

Jackie. Then Teresa's like, I don't have the bull in the a's and they're like, watch, she's like, oh, sorry, you dinner from 12 hours ago. I was finally ready to water. Sorry. I'm hanging number two with franchise. Me, you're in the bathroom. Teresa's still sitting outside and McDonald's and Jersey in her mind. She's so silly. She's so silly. She's so silly. She's so silly.

She's so silly. She's so silly. She's so silly. She's so silly. She's so silly. She's so silly. She's so silly. She's so silly.

She's so silly. She's so silly. Yeah, you better watch out for the spinning beach ball. You got a lot of good suit by the guy the turtle Yeah, go to the turtle neck. He'll take you down spinning plum Okay, so now so now yes, so now they're talking they say way on to Margaret's joke and Teresa's like Yeah, that was it that was a dig that was a dig you don't just say things You know you don't you know you don't just you don't justushinor, oh, I guess I just said something. So then Teresa sees a sign. Oh, no, no, no, no. So now she's getting mad at Margaret. And then she's ending me 20-year-old Ram, you know,

saying, and you know, saying, and when you're Ram, you'll be like, you're saying, and you'll be like, you're saying, and you'll be like, you're saying. She's like, you know, my great's really pissing me off right now. She's like a clog toilet with all of friggin bullshit, you know, like every toilet in my house while Joe lived there, you know? I think maybe she should get a plum at a clean it out. I'm like, I know your plum or shaming, I get it.

But her husband is free and working, so. I think that would be his backbone. I'm sorry, but you're not job shame somebody make fun of a plumber until you're toilet stuck up. I stand for women and plumbers. And women plumbers. And women plumbers. Yeah, fuck yeah. I'm a list of like, gosh, I just wanted to have a nice dinner. Oh.

So, meanwhile, back in Parenis. Yeah. Back in the glorious castle above them all. Yes. So, bills at home with the kids, and we have, like, Olivia 2.0, who's, like, now a total angel. And she's, like, she lost her 2, 2. And so-

No, her 2. Oh, it's her 2. Yeah. You can- Her 2. Well, knowing this household- That just made this episode awkward. Knowing this household, she would have a tutu that she lost

in the downstairs ballet center. Yeah, no, she's saying, I'm looking for my tooth. She's like a little mini-chant. It needs my tooth. And Bill's like, mm-hmm. Well, if I find it, I'll bring it back to the main house from Daddy's house.

And, baby, keep an eye out for the tooth, very girl. Yeah, so he's like, is that okay, baby? He's just, yes, Daddy. Like, who the fuck are you right now? So then Joe comes over. Joe Benino. Joe Benino, yeah. Joe B.

Yeah, before I have to start separating him. So like, Gorgah and Joe. Joe Benino. Joe Benino. Joe B. Yeah, before I have to start separating them. So like Gorgah and Joe. Yeah, exactly. It's like you know, remember at the height of the spice girls when there was like two males, you know, like, ah. Ah. It was like melsy and melby and like melgy.

And I don't know, a lot of mels. Yeah. So now we have Joe B. And did you see Olivia? What did she do when Zobee came in? I was so pretty. That's what that was so funny. She was saying, hi. Oh, I didn't notice.

I thought she was just, see, since I thought her Chutu was missing, I thought that was just her being weird. Now that makes sense. She's just like a little beggar. She's just walking around trying to get shit from everybody, you know? I know that little girl did like I did when I was a kid. I'm like a little beggar. She's just walking around trying to get shit from everybody, you know. I know that little girl did like I did when I was a kid. I'm like, I am broke.

And I'm punching my teeth out, like to just get a fucking half dollar under my pillow. And she's sitting here like this. And JoBee is as awkward with children as I am. He goes, how are you? So then Bill and Jo, time for the guys to talk, and Bill is like, well, we're going to miss those ladies, but it's nice to have the guys together. Joe's just like, I'm freezing, I need a jacket, it's fucking cold in here, I'm old. So then Gorgah comes in and he's like, hey, how you doing back?

So I need to check in at the front desk. Do I need to check? You need a receptionist actually, because I'm looking for work. Yeah, no. So, Joe's like, yeah, I'm always cool. That's the problem in our house, too. And Gorgah goes, yeah, that's the problem in my house, too. You know what the problem in my house is?

I got to have sex eight times a day. I gotta stick it in some. Meantime's a fucking day. I got my dick. I need to get my dick wet. All right? And then Joe Begas, yeah, I like to have sex every day. And Bill just goes, wow.

Ooh. Yeah. I guess, yeah, I'm 63. I could go, I could go two to three times a day. And Joe Gorker's like, I could go eight times a day. And Bill's like, ooh, yeah, I'm 63. I could go, I could go two to three times a day and Joe Gorker's like, I could go eight times a day and Bill's like, ooh, oh, poker night. Buh, buh, buh, poker face. Ha, ha, ha.

And from, I'm laughing with my muffin. Ha, ha, ha. And Frank's like, Gorgah, eight times a day, you have sex. What is this? Seven times by yourself and one time with two wife. High five, high five me a high five you won't give me a high five come on come on I can't get my hand up here a long time bill high five

High five myself come on High five come on Dolores can you have no she's not here not you Gorgah I'm not touching your fucking hand Bill high five high five Bill Bill Bill Bill hey doc hey need to point me, don't need to have an explanation. But I'm all freaking out, high five, Bill, Bill. Don't leave me hanging here, Bill.

Bill, Bill, Bill. Don't get burned, rushes brighter, huh? I came to sun, dried up all the heat, so it's too big to spread, went down the spot again. That was surprisingly lovely. That was lovely. That was surprisingly lovely. That was lovely. Oh. So, uh, they'll say, well, Evans late.

Well, I'll just tell him to come to the pool house. I'll be put up a sign that says where the boys are. So this house is amazing, by the way. Is it a pool house? Oh my god. I want to get married just to have a house like that to go hide in. So Bill is like, ooh, the house.

And one of the guys is like, so all the ladies that convinced you you're fucking around because you got your own house in the backyard. And he's like, this camera's everywhere. How am I going to do that? Mm-hmm. Ha-ha-ha. Cut to building like a white Sharon stone.

Dress just like... I know I completed Slipper with Basic and Stick, but I'm okay with that. So Bill is like, we're not in Jamaica, but we can certainly enjoy ourselves just as much. Let's do some shots, play some cards, and possibly cream on something, alright, gay? So, Jo. Jenny tells me that you got her drunk and Melissa's birthday. You were giving her a shot after shots. Naughty, naughty, naughty.

That's the last time I got laid was that night. Mm, last time I got some. Mm, mm, mm. And Gorgas's like, see, bro, see, see. You're gonna wasted your fuck, am I? I'm like, what year is this? Oh my God. This so is horrifying.

Ah. So Gorgas's like, Melissa's like, what's wrong with you? Why we always got to fuck? And she's like, I'm only gonna do, and then I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna hold back. Now I'm only gonna do you once a month. Yeah, this is what you gotta do. Keep them in line. Hey, keep them in line.

All right, I think this is a good time to go. Have some bread for another show. Gorga, please. Yeah. Fortunately, these are all screenshots, so I start surfing through my own pictures, and I'm like, God, what a good selfie. It's like I'm not even in the show anymore. I'm somewhere else like, God, I'm gorgeous.

All right, so Joey Gorgah. So, uh, hey. So, Joey Gorgah, you want to take this one? I've been, oh, I don't even know what this is going to say. Umbrella. Umbrella can't stop. Oh. Umbrella can't stop the rain, but can make us stand in rain.

Confidence may not bring success, but gives us power to face any challenge in life. Boots go on your feet, but so do socks. That's actually the name of what. That's one of the names of his chapter. You got to put two feet in one boot. Well, I was in the shoe. I was in the shoe. Just saw these real estate people falling down all over Jersey trying to learn from him.

Why do umbrellas make you stand in a rain? He's basically trying to say that, listen, umbrellas ain't going to stop the rain, but you know what, it lets us deal with the rain, and similarly, confidence may not bring success, but gives us power to face any challenge in life. So two concepts that don't really match, but that's fine, it's fine. So you this much, it's in career new font, which means it's serious.

It's like this could be a screenplay one day. I said it there Okay, so Bill I thought about that saying when I was jerking off on a sub zero refrigerator. Oh God So then gorgas still going on right so they're like so how that's all you fuck come on Bill You got to fuck more than that Bill. Hi, it's woman. That's what else what else you do with their eyes? Six something in a bill, huh and bills like so much shushing is someone being loud. Yeah, tell tell tell Auntie Ronnie Tell Auntie Ron, Tattletail to Auntie Ronnie if you're too bad people keep telling you being too bad

Yeah, you're gonna be dragged out of here like that port lady in Florida, okay? She's probably still in the prison cell somewhere. With my face taped to the bars, just so she still feels it every day of her life. If you're talking, well, other people are trying to listen, there's only one word for it, okay? Day class set. Oops, our recorder died for like, like literally just one minute at the live show.

All that you missed is us setting up the fact that the women now meet for dinner and Jackie smiles and Dolores like, oh god, it's a fake smile. What a problem with me. Say it to my face. Let's have a conversation about it. I'm like, well, now you want her to say it to your face. Let's have a conversation about it. I'm like, well, now you want her to say it to your face. She's meant to say it to your face. And you got mad dog with the bone. Yeah. There's nothing wrong with giving a pleasant smile

when you first see a group of people. OK. I know. What a bitch. Yeah. And she also does that thing where she's sitting in a, not the front seat of the van, but the front of the many back seats when you have 30 children children you all know what I'm talking about.

You guys have some vans. Yeah. I'm like how big can your family get their, it's my, they're my, these seats in this thing. So Dolores does that thing where she sits in the very first row and everyone's trying to climb over her and say, sorry I got classeded if phobia, girl, so that's just how it is. You don't know how hard it was to have sex with Frank. Really trickered a lot of things, it's just a lot of man.

So Melissa's like, let's see how this goes. Jackie has no idea how annoyed the lorse is right now on account of me making her annoyed at her. And I'm sure that Marge has no idea how Matt Theresa is at her either. It's like, okay, you get points for setting all this up. I'll give you points. So, the Laura says, you know what? I told Frank Matt to corrupt everyone over at that strip night or whatever,

whatever the fuck they're doing. He said they're playing sausage swords. That sounds fun. Sounds fun. And then there's like a question of, does Bill watch porn? fuck they're doing. He said they're playing sausage swords. That sounds fun. Sounds fun. And then there's like a question of, does Bill watch porn? And then all of a sudden it's like transition, transition. I was like, oh, we're getting a second scene of this?

Wow. So then it cuts to Bill going, mm-hmm. Have I seen pornographic movies? Mm-hmm. Perhaps, yeah. Have I seen a film that may entail something pornographic Around it my puppet inside of it possibly And Frank gets very mad he's like oh you took all the sexuality out of it It's not that I watch a pornographic movie. It's yeah yeah, watch porn, yeah, the Lord's, the Lord's,

those are watch porn, watch porn all the time, I'm not gonna watch porn, I just watch porn in the bathroom right there, okay? The Lord's, the Lord's! Oh, sorry. Something just happened, that's it. God. I'm just gonna try to gross you out as much. So, it's easy with this show.

And then the girls are arriving. Oh, sorry. Oh no, just basically they're doing more shots. And then Frank is like, hey, Joe Gorgah, the more shots I take, the more shots I take, the more zipper goes down. And I was like, ooh, drink up, drink up. Joe gets like, what? I'm sweating in here, huh?

Sweating in here. Like Joe Gorga. Ooh, what a success. I know that wasn't the same visual. You know, sometimes you just need to say things and let them sit in the car as my. So then the girls are arriving at the restaurant. I'm just going to go the opposite way.

I'm just going to button this thing all the way up up from my head. I like it. It's like a grunge rocker. Before we go to the next scene, security, where are you? Security, real security, not in the show. Where are they? Oh, hi, everyone. OK.

So hey, guys, sorry to bug you in the middle of the show. But if someone raises their hand and says security, and wants to kick some drunk ass out, take him to the back. Would you? You have our permission. Have, take him to the back. Would you, you have our permission? Have fun. Bring down the lights. Thank you. That was... I'm sorry, but I hear a lot of sushes out there

and I will stop this goddamn corin' come out there. Okay, so the girls arrive at the restaurant and, um, Maja's like, how was... How was the beach? Jennifer was covered in shit all day, so that was pretty fun for us. So Melissa is trying to introduce her agenda, which is like, guys, tomorrow, we are swimming

with the dolphins. Like, I did not know that Jacqueline LaRita was back. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER Sorry. LAUGHTER I was just thinking, do the dolphins know? Because that's terrifying. Like, somebody needs to warn the dolphins that this is about to happen.

So Dolores is like, are they going to kiss me? LAUGHTER Can't wait to all fins. I write to all fins, like, dog with the bones to all fins. Like, cat with you, all right? You know what? I write dolphin, like, dog with a bone dolphin. I can't with you, all right? You know what? I don't even like to swim. I really get water up my nose.

It doesn't work for me. What are the odds that the dolphin sends the lorse to voicemail? It's like a right final. I'll try this dolphin. Typical. BEEP. BEEP. I'm not here right now. BEEP. this dolphin. Typical.

Is there someone on Bravo that we said at the top of this? Yes, Landon. Oh yeah. I'm sorry Jackal and Rita that really was meant for Landon. People would have gotten a lot more behind at them. So they come over to take their order and Teresa goes, Hey, you got good appetizers. They're like, yeah, I think it's an appetizer. Man. She still have the restaurant from last night. Okay, I have pancakes.

I'm like, no, it's not breakfast anymore. Can I have a side and not miss my thing, honey, my thing is? No, you spill it McDonald's tree. So, in my mind, 12 hours ago is always a McDonald's, can you tell? What was I doing 12 hours ago? That was a McDonald's. So, big news, Theresa can read. She, uh, jail, let's get for something. Plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank, plank So Teresa basically sees the Jamaican version of a gather sign, which I just imagine is what they it's like the same fun It's like one of those fucking signs you put your ass, you know, but it's too long

You know they're getting like way too long now Brondwood's towels. Yeah. Yes So so yes, so she goes, oh my god you guys I love it. I love it, I love it, I love it. I love it, I love it. They'll just get the saying all right, they'll just get it. So she squealing and so she goes up

and she takes it off of the bar. Thank you, and then, yeah, and then, I can't wait to read that. Mm-hmm. Any woman's gonna have the body of a 21-year-olds as long as he buys them a future in his first assignment for me, Margaret. And Margaret goes, oh no. Oh god. Shit. I'm gonna need a plum for this. By the way, that's one of my favorite signs of her that she just read.

A woman can have the body of a 21-year-old as long as she buys in plenty of drinks first. I'm mean. Mr. Gather or Mrs. Gather? Very well done. I found that very amusing. Mr. Mrs. Gather. And then Teresa looks at Margaret and goes, at least if I wanted it, I could get one. It's...

Oh, sounds like someone's working for the Vine's Corporation, huh? Yeah. And Marge's like, it's Teresa. I'd be coming to be. I'd be coming. I'd be coming. I'd be coming.

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It's cuff is this part of the sleeve. Yeah. You want to ask us? Listen, I didn't know the guy would be serving a rum from different ages. That has anything to do with my joke. But when I said, when I said, didn't even click to me,

you know about click, you don't know when things click, or do you? No, you don't. I ain't saying click, click to me like can't be. I don't know, you know, you know, you know, you know. So she's like, maybe more. I can't breathe that. She's like, maybe more.

Doesn't think like smart enough to get it. But I got it. I'm just kind of looking around. I'm like, yeah, really don't get a deal. She's waiting for someone to clarify. I think some queen was like, you should be mad at March. Go yell at March, you're gonna lose your jobs.

I'm like, ah. So Jennifer's like, great news guys. My roast is coming along really well. But don't worry, I'm not going to bash anyone. It's going to be hilarious. It's going to be such a disaster. I'm so excited. All right, you know what, guys, guys, I gotta say something to Jackie, dog with a phone. I told you last night when I was walking from the couch to the bed, to the couch, picking up dried pasta off the floor. If you have a problem with someone you should go right to the source and I can't be a hypocrite in this instance So I have to say something I

heard you've been very upset today dog with a bone I was very upset I was I was You know, you know, you know, you know, you were saying that we're raised differently But I mean we both pick up our kids the same time at school. You know, we're both not gonna do that, you know, you know, you were saying that we were raised differently, but I mean we both pick up our kids the same time at school You know, we've all know how to do that, you know? It's like well when when Jen said like we're not friends it caught me off guard Because I thought we were friends and then think here somebody doesn't like me because we were raised differently And like I felt that was just about something I've never spoken to you about and Laura's like I didn't say it like Right, listen here's what I said you're a twat. Who the fuck was saying that with you?

No one. But we're in a different hotel. What? It's a different cloth. What I say. A different cloth, you know? You know, like I'm satin. And you're like garbage back material.

That's all. Different cloth. So she's, Jackie's like, what gives you the right to judge how I was raised? And Flores goes, OK, this is where the Lord is. It's about to say I was insane. And I'm just saying we are different. It's harder for me to write to judge how I was raised. And Flores goes, Blah! It was okay, this is her to Laura, this is supposed to say I wasn't saying that. I'm just saying we are different. It's harder for me to get to know you.

You know, to Laura says that, Tom! But she doesn't, she goes, I'm just saying. And then with different. You know, when you find, you just say things that can undone my skin. You know, like you get upset about a lot of stuff that no one else gets upset about.

And Jackie's like, you girls fight about every single little thing. And it just cuts into Loris, a flashback, up to Loris, up to Daniel, stop saying, welcome back, scumbag. And then we see Margaret go to Jennifer, you know, your lips look like a monkey's asshole. Jennifer goes, a monkey's ass hole. Jennifer goes, a monkey's ass hole. Are you fucking sucks? So she's like, look, I just said we're cut from a different cloth and Jackie's different from me in a way

I couldn't be close with. She's like in what way exactly? And she's like, well, you know, you just get so offended. You know, when it gets on my nerves, and then like, you say things to get onto my skin, and then you get so upset about things. I can't say about things other people here on upset about. Yeah, she goes, yeah, hop and you dwell, and you don't let it go. Meanwhile, every single episode, they're like, well, Teresa,

she always likes to carry a garage. There's not Teresa great. So, Jen's like, I don't hold onto things. I mean, Jennifer and I, likes to carry a garage. You guys like Teresa great. So, Jen's like, I don't hold on to things. I mean, Jennifer and I, we totally made up fast. That was really, really fast. She's still a fucking asshole, okay. And we'll get back to that later. Look at that in a minute.

We're gonna wait for main courses to get back to that. But still, I got over that. And then, Trey and I, we really made progress. I mean, I really thought we made progress. I worked on that. I wanted to get to a good place. So, I don't know where this judgment is coming from. I'm just saying all I feel. Yeah, I just say all I feel.

And to reach the coast. You know what? If somebody didn't like me, I wouldn't give a second toilet. First of all, I don't need to know a lot of second thoughts in general. Or a first thought. Who cares the chicken, out of cup of tea? Yeah. And then to Laura's, but then here's the thing.

Laura's got this kind of mean girls because she goes, and by the way, everyone said the same thing, not just me, that you're actually different than a lot of us and a lot of different ways. You're different from us. You're just different from us. And she's like, stop making me feel like it's you all against me. She goes, I mean, look, you know what?

We're cut from a different cloth. And you know who said that? Melissa. That's who said it. Melissa. Hey, Melissa, remember when you said that you, that Jackie was cuffed from a different claw. Remember when you were talking about that and how David always sends you to voicemail? Remember when you said that? Hey, Melissa, remember when you said,

I'm sorry, I'm like an hour late for work, what the fuck time is work supposed to start? Remember Melissa? Hey, remember Melissa, remember when Gorgah forgot to put down Pebble Tiles, because he was too fucking deep. And he just put in some home depot bullshit. So your flip looked like crap.

Hey, Melissa, remember when you said you found the bell that your son rings when he was getting a blowjob? Remember you said that? Hey, Melissa, remember when you were trying to teach your mom to eat healthy? And you said, Ma, what do you have for breakfast? And your Ma said, cookies, cookies. Remember?

Well, this is like, the fuck is wrong with you. I didn't say any of that. You were the one who said it. And then we cut to Dolores saying all of the stuff in the living room out saying it. So then Jack is like, you're judging me. You're judging me. And Jennifer goes, everyone judges.

And she's like, shut the fuck up. Yeah, just stop it, Jennifer. She's like, no, I'm not gonna stop it. I'm about to time. Okay, nothing pissed, and no Jennifer, but you're the one who's done. This whole thing, okay. And get to say my opinion.

How did I start it? And then, yeah, Jennifer goes, I thought I was trying to make things better. What? You told one person that the other ones said that they weren't friends. So then, Dolores, you know what? I just can't, I can't coddle someone who's going to carry something on for days and days and days. And Jack is like, it's been less than 24 hours. So Jackie gets to the heart of it. It's like, so I think that you just don't like people

who aren't old school Italian. It's like, Jackie, all right, listen, you're just not for me. All right, that's all, all right. Can I say something? can I say something? Can I say something? You do what you do, all right? You know, I'm gonna let you do what you don't let other people do. I'm gonna let you say something.

Go ahead. Go ahead, dog with a bone. You're the pebble tile of people, okay? It's a start. You know, Laura, she has to start making judgments about me because you don't know shit, all right? You don't know shit. Oh, I guess I hit a nerve. I guess I... You said you didn't like her.

That's a nerve. That's a nerve, yes. Let's call upset you're getting. This is why we're not friends. And Jack, he's like, oh, really? I don't want to be your friend. Classic. Classic come back.

Yeah, I'm de-lorous because I don't want to be your friend. I don't consider to lost a loris. She looks like she's a good friend don't want to be your friend. Oh, I don't consider to lost Dolores. She like turns into Frank. She goes, and Dolores goes, okay, Jackie. Yeah. Okay, Jack.

I love, I love a syllable fight where all you do is emphasize syllables differently and it's like, what ever Ron Nia. Yeah, that's a lot of syllables. A U-win. So Jack, he's like, yeah, I'm, you know what, I'm never bringing this up again. It's really, I don't want to be your friend.

You remember that time that you said, you didn't want to be my friend at dinner? That really, really hurt me. Some Margaret's like, let's just get out of here. Oh my God, he's done. I'm Melissa goes, oh my God, we're yelling at a restaurant. Oh my God.

I hope I didn't contribute to this toxic environment. Classy Melissa, who two years ago, threw a three-tier cake across a restaurant. I then they cut to Jennifer who's just sipping her drink and smiling like, mm. So then Margin's like, let's just go, we're on menstrual. The entire network is menstrual. We'll see you next week, that's it.

So they had back to the hotel and Jennifer's like, you know, the last thing I wanted my birthday dinner is for everybody going at it. Don't want that at all. At least I got these ring videos of what the boys are doing. Ooh, boys. I have to admit, I have a full hand right now. Frank's like, what is that on my nuts, huh?

Hey, because someone turned on the lights in here. Fuck happy. I don't know which is more interesting. Two pair of three. So they all decided to just go home, because the popular girls are staying together anyway. So they're like, let's just go back to our room with that. With that illusion.

Yeah. So the popular girls go back to their mansion, sweet. Trees is like, I want to order ice cream. And the Lord says, no you don't. It's late. You don't want that. Hey, to lower, is that the most offensive thing that you ever said? I know.

You deserve frame. You're on vacation. You're on vacation. Get the ice cream, please. So Teresa instead goes for rum, so I actually support that too. So she just walked around like, eh. Because now she's at the beach from earlier. You know, she's like, I got the rums. So they start getting shit-faced. And Dolores is like, you know what?

It didn't have to come to this. It was over last night. The other could have just stayed over there. All right. And Melissa's like, but I understand why I heard her feelings. They hear someone doesn't like you. I mean, everyone wants to be like, and even Jen's like, I felt bad for her. So Dolores is like, I felt bad for her.

So it's Laura's like she's insecure. So now they're all telling me to Laura stop being a bitch. Yeah, no. Those guys, whatever. Dorg with a bone. I'm gonna call David, okay, that's what I'm gonna do instead. Hello, David, oh, your niece called or texted. Oh, what'd she say? She said, Uncle, you're fat.

Oh, actually, she just got a, she sent me a picture of Bueller chewing a ball in a cage. It's my dog in the cage. Dog in the ball. My dog in the cage. Dog with a ball. Dog with a ball. Literally, it's all with the ball. Is this supposed to be touching that you've got my dog

in a cage right now? What the open account of a whoop ass on that kid? Hey, you know, I've been a nice two, you know. So Margaret. Sorry, I put him in there. Uncle, he tried to open a window. All right, all right. So over in the, like, janitors closet,

Margaret's there with Jackie, and she's taking off her shoes, and she's like, I'm like, oh, my God, look how small my little piglets are. I just like, two cancels, okay. Two cancels don't make a right. Okay, that's what I gotta say. Jackie's like, the Lord's trying to make me feel excluded. Well, I'll tell you what's excluded.

These piglets, okay, get them out of here. Oh, wait, they're attached to me. You know what I'm to include right now? I want to make this very clear, Jackie. I'm an inclusive person. I'm going to include this peanut butter I've found into these two pieces of bread that I've found. And I'm going to eat them, even though I'm not hungry.

It's crazy. It's not nuts. I think it just cuts back to delursing. Let's face it, Jackie's a pain in the ass. And then, like, as the episode starts to come to a close, Melissa and Jennifer have, like, a battle for who's gonna have, like, the final line, because Melissa's like, and don't forget we're swimming with dolphins tomorrow.

A Jennifer's like, and tomorrow I'm roasting your asses. And dolphins, and there will be a roast after the dolphins. Which will be great because we saw dolphins. And we will roast those dolphins too, thank you. I want to kiss you good night. Like we're gonna kiss those dolphins. You'd just see the little camera on the drone flying. Yeah, it does like that water brother,

like that bug's funny thing. It's like, yeah. Zulfan. Roast. Zulfan. Roasted dolphins. No. Dandruff shows up.

It's like, I heard about roasted dolphins. I'll try anything. I'll try anything. I'll try anything. Anything. Woo. To Anderson, as you get back to work, okay fine mother. Mother!

I hope nobody gets offended. And that's ladies and gentlemen. Was the real house size of New Jersey. But you continue to be like Loving one of our Brothers you guys thank you so much Thank you so much hopefully we'll see a bunch of you guys in the next show good night everyone Love you guys

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