Watch What Crappens - RHONJ: Sloppy, Joe

Episode Date: May 21, 2021

On part one of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion, Marge and Jennifer tussle over who's sloppier, but first Joe Gorga graces the stage with his presence.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hi, man. I'm good. Um I'm very sad today. Hi There have been bugs found in Lisa Vanderpumper's hey, and you know what, I just, I'm sorry to anybody out there who has drank a bug. Did you read about that? No, but I have some other Lisa Vanderpump news after you're done with this one. There were pictures of bottles of her wine. It's like Lisa van der Pomp,

Husbugs in her Jose bottles. I mean, it's like a little bug at the bottom of a bottle and then a picture of Lisa looking like she's running away from the press. You know, like her wind is, her hair is being blown back in the wind like she's running. And I was cracking up like that.

I mean, maybe it's healthy. You know, it's Lisa van der Pomp. Maybe it's very fancy to be drinking that kind of bug. You know, it happens to Kila. Yeah, I found it. It's a safe bottle. Can someone help me? Yeah.

You start drinking it and then you just suddenly start going corner, corner. Corner. What do you do if you're in a bottle that has no corners? Corner. I think I'll have one of each other. Prime, Pum TV's please. Thank you.

So that's been on my mind. So our thoughts and prayers go out to the Vanderpump. And also anybody who's drank a bug. Yeah. Thoughts and prayers to the bug also. Because if you're going to die on Rosé, I mean, I actually don't mind Vanderpump Rosé. I've had it quite a bit at pump.

It's fine. It's fine. It's good. It works. I have some other at least at Vanderpump news that just broke about 25 minutes ago. Do you want to hear what it is? Yes. Oh, coming soon to peacock.

Vanderpump dogs. Official. Oh, yes. This question became official a while ago, but yeah math like I didn't know was coming out. Wow. Yeah. In fact, I put it on our story. I put on a story with a poll saying yes or no, it actually has, I have to say I love the

tagline. It says getting a new leash on life. That's good. That's clever. I appreciate that. So right now, this is, this was posted 37 minutes ago and I just posted yes or no, like are people excited for this or not? And right now, 100% no, wow, okay.

I mean, I think I'm like the only person who still likes Lisa Vanderpump, okay? You know what, I'm okay. I like Lisa Vanderpump. Actually, I really I'm like the only person who still likes Lisa Vanderpump. Okay. You know what? I'm okay. I'd like Lisa Vanderpump. Actually, I really like her a lot. Like even hearing her on last night's premiere, there was when I showed Lisa Rinneco, are people doing coke in your bathroom and you hear Lisa in the background and go, oh no! I was like, oh Lisa Vanderpump.

No, no, Rina! No, oh no! I was like, oh, Lisa Vanderpump. Lou, Lou, Rina, Lou, Blow. But I think, I just think that Vanderpump culture is just not thrilling. And it has not aged well. It just hasn't, it just has been stuck. And instead of getting, instead of being elegant and she can effortlessly, fabulous and wealthy

as it used to be, It sort of moved into precious and cloying and self-satisfied. And I think people are picking up on that. Everyone's kind of like, eh, do we really want to see a show with Dr. John Sessa and the other John, whatever his name was or whatever that. Yeah. Johnny Hazard or Johnny Storms or Johnny hurricane. I don't know John blizzard I do want to see it because it's a very touching show guys over served with Lisa van der Pum Fans are certainly familiar with a passion for animal rescue in sex jokes about can darling

Van der Pumps West Hollywood show to has been featured blah blah blah the new trailer. Oh, there's a trailer girl Basically, it's a dog adoption show. So she's finding pets their perfect owner. So it's like a dating show I also don't like dogs. I don't like it. I already can tell I don't like it This is such a Vanderpump quote to Vanderpump cat that Vanderpump Vanderpump cat help compare pairing adoptees with pups like a dating process. You want to have a little full play before you go all the way. She laughs in the trailer. The goal is to make these dogs feel like VIPs, LVPs VIPs, I'll catch it. I today, I'm choosing to focus on

A birthday to one of our big crap and listeners. I we have to give a big shout out to this Bigger like our biggest fan our biggest listener share happy birthday share is a birthday today You know, actually, and also yesterday, I think it was yesterday was Gail Simmons birthday. So to Gail Simmons, I just want to say to my dear friend, not Tina Fey, happy birthday. I hope you enjoy all the birthday cake. I'm a new am I getting of course you'll enjoy all the birthday cake. It's Tuesday after all, isn't it? And by enjoy all the birthday cake, I mean eat all the birthday cake you want, Gail, but please chew. Neelu is sending you a box of hello fresh. Just remember to unwrap it this time. Well, that's enough. Vandipump share and

girl. For the beginning, let's get on to the biggest event going on in our lives at the moment, the real housewives of New Jersey reunion where we, we pair dogs with their perfect masters. George George George Gorgah come out here and talk to Melissa. George Gorgah. Is that the name of the dog? George Gorgah. Joe Gorgah.

Melissa is having, I saw a comment on the internet that I thought some thought that perfectly they said, Melissa, so confident with with her storyline on Bravo that they had to bring Joe to proper up for 45 minutes out of this reunion, which, you know, I think is a very solid point internet person. Yeah, I think that's a very, very, that's a good one. So by the way, Joe Gorg, I recently had, you know, he's always putting up his little inspirations, but he had one that was really great. It had a typo which made it even better.

It's in realty, other people liking you is a bonus. It's a bonus. You liking yourself is the real price. Now the reason why I had trouble reading that is because he forgot to add punctuation, so it was hard to know when one sentence ended and the other one began. And also, it was funny that instead of saying in reality, he wrote in realty. So it's like, guys, if you're looking for some good real estate inspiration, Joe Gorgah, he's got you covered.

He's got you covered. Yeah, this recap will be brought to you by Special Educational Moments by Joe Gorgah and his Instagram. And that was our first. Okay, so here we are with real housewives of New Jersey. Welcome back, scumbags. Yeah, yeah. The lighting is amazing on this reunion.

Props to whoever admitted the lighting because it just is like popping off the television. They're all sitting in Wicker-Retan chairs because they've recreated the Jersey Shore, which apparently involves Wicker and Ratan. But then as a result, since they're sitting in all this Wicker the entire hour, you just hear this in the background.

It's like listening to this podcast with my chair cricketing every time I wait. Ah, they wait out. Yes, I thought it looked like the set of the Sun also sucks from the film soap dish Yes, if anybody has ever seen soap dish takes place on a soap opera set called the Sun also sets and And the director Carl Riders like if we have ratings are terrible people are calling us the Sun also sucks That was actually Gary Marshall. I just want to get some of the

right, which is funny because I was thinking about him. I'm just last night. So you know, everything's connected. Yeah, it's very soap dish, a very soap dish set, but with like the the fortune teller from big also. Um, so, uh,

Hey, Margaret. Your house looks great. How'd you enjoy, how'd you get Joe to finish the job? Well, you know, it was a pandemic and just like constant nagging. Yeah. That's, that's just all I did. And he goes, and you also did a little self-renovation on yourself. Tell us about your self-renovation, self-renovator.

And she's like, well, you know, I had a best reduction face lift, then my face settled. You know, then I got my teeth in, the back of my nose finally settled, so I can breathe, which feels really good. Thank you very much, Andy. You know, it should like go on. Do you have more time?

I do have more things, but they're minor. Yeah, Andy was back in true form this reunion, because he really was all about the plastic surgery questions right out the gate. Hey, Dolores, you've had a little work done ever since the season ended right. Huh, I don't want to tell everyone. So Dolores goes, want me to tell you, I got a new vagina. It's like, whoa Dolores.

She got an apiocut. Snip, snip, those lips baby. That's Dolores. Oh my god, Andy, I've never been so embarrassed My new vagina got dick at a new vagina She milleated there you want to see it cut the sounds too much information, okay? All right, I had first of all It was a very intensive procedure and when it was done. I was like Frank Franky come over take a look

How's it looking down there? Okay, is it look good? Okay. Yeah, looks good, Mom. All right, so we're good to go. You know what, I told Frank exactly what I wanted and he got in there with the bus saw. And you know what, I wanted it moved over a little bit like a foot to the right. He couldn't do it. It wasn't in the budget, but you know what?

I spilled pasta on it last night and it clinked off like a nail. You know what, so I say, good job, Frank. No, it's good. I mean, I'm a little upset that there's Pebble tile and I have a giant of now, but you know what so I say good job Frank. No, I mean I'm a little upset that there's pebble tile Am I a giant enough but you know what? In life you'd learn things don't work out your way and you move on Melissa this is your ninth reunion and I think you did something a little different for this reunion

She's like, oh yeah Andy. I think you're talking about my notes because I have notes I mean I did have notes before. I had whole notebooks in season three and four, but now they're in my iPhone, because you know, I've been on the show so long that, you know, the future is now, Andy. Okay. Melissa digitized. That's her breaking news. She found the native notes app on her iPhone.

I like that, Andy said, this is your ninth reunion. They cut to Teresa looking so angry. Like, I can't believe this bitch is on my show for this many years. Ha ha ha. Teresa always has like a certain look at the reunion. I don't know.

It's like the leathery skin over the filler bones. I'm not really sure. I mean, Teresa, you know, is a good looking woman, no matter what, but at the reunion, it's just that she looks kind of like a fruit roll up being vacuumed. You know, it's like a stock at the very end of the back, you're just trying to be pulled in. What type of vacuum are we talking about here? Because that also helps paint the picture. Like a what back is it like a stick back? Is it a Hoover? Is it like some thing? You know, when you put the attachment to clean between the couch cushions or whatever or the Kylie Kylie fans put over their lips, you know, we're exploding their lips like

that. Yeah. Yeah. There's something else you'll say and I just don't even remember anymore about Teresa. But yeah, I have to say the reactions on this episode were fantastic. First of all, Margaret, if I were, if I weren't so lazy, I would do a super cut of all of those times that Margaret gave death stairs to Jennifer. I mean, there was, there was one point where it was just so good. She just her turn turned like frickin, I don't know, like a monster,

and like you're trying to sneak out of a graveyard, and there's a monster there, and you step on a twig on the monster turns and looks at you. That's what she did to Jennifer. It was like that slow, like did you just step on a twig look, you know? Yeah, this is one of Margaret's most amazing glare. She's ever given but it was all it was all of them Jennifer the entire time kept on smirking Jennifer has fully stepped into her role as

Like action comedy bat like adventure comedy bad guy like Like action comedy bat like adventure comedy bad guy like Like so what you gonna do about it, huh? Okay, I will let her tell you and that me. Okay, baby How fun cuz in 30 minutes downtown's gonna be gone baby Literally that it's literally like she's tied you up. I'm like well, I guess as long as you're tied up, I'll tell you about my plan. So you never thought I'd amount to something, huh? But guess what? Now I'm the one getting off onto a private helicopter to an island and you're gonna die when my bomb goes off. She really was. Every time they would be like, I am gonna kill you, Jen. How could you say something like that to me? She'd just be like, like the smile would just like,

just creep across her face. She's like the only one who resides in the lines for movies. Oh, listen here, breathe. Well, listen, baby, you only have any hair. What should I listen to you?

I've taken out this damn tent and I've become the boss of everything. Just like I was running. And then you know what she loses? like she's still back in the sequel you know like they they thought they got her by dropping you know in ice in ice sculptor honor but then the next year she comes back and now she's got the power to resist the code I do know she definitely has that scene where she like sneaks it gun at you and she's like you didn't think you're gonna get away, did you, huh? Sorry, but I gotta take the cash.

And then she tries to shoot you, but she's out of bullets and she goes, ah, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean it, I didn't mean it, Johnny. It's basically like Lara Flynn Boyle in every Lara Flynn Boyle movie or Tia Carrera. And you know, she's basically Tia Carrera and Trulas. Like if you don't think Jennifer is going off the side or a Flynn Boil movie or Tia Carrera and you know, she's basically Tia Carrera and true lies.

Like if you don't think Jennifer is going off the side of a very long, low highway bridge while Jamie Lee Curtis gets yanked out of a limo, you don't know movies. Yeah, you're not paying attention. I'm actually looking for their Instagram fight. It was pretty good, but you know what? I can look for it. You can look for it, because I can talk. I can move on to the actual, since we're only 30 seconds

into this hour-long episode. While you look for it, I'll bring up Andy's next question. Hey, Teresa, you got a glow about you all these years. We've been sitting here talking about your dry spell. You having sex. Is someone putting a penis in your vagina? Tell me all about it. years we've been sitting here talking about your dry spell you haven't sex is someone putting a penis in your vagina tell me all about it and does your vagina look like the loris is and she's like I'm not trying anymore I'm very wet and juicy and moist and gooey and slime it's like Teresa stop. I'm like a half-fates cooking

Andy. I'm like those chips of hoys that come in the red package you know soft bake. I'm Jackie. After a rough start to the season you look amazing. How are you feeling? Check me know what, I'm just ready to put this season behind this. It was a very long season. It's ready to be done. And I am happy to be sitting right next to you. Thank you. I was like, whoa, and look at Jackie. I know the lead chair across from Teresa. This that was I was surprised that Jackie man to lead chair

because it's just so funny with Jackie because she was at the center of this major controversy, but then once it was over she kind of disappeared from the season it felt like. So it was jarring to see her there at the top, but I mean, I hope that she comes back because I think that Jackie is really good at standing up to Teresa, even if Teresa still somehow manages to get the upper hand with her. But the problem is Jack is she cares too much about being friends. She cares too much. That's gonna always haunt all of her fights, unfortunately. Yeah. So, Tree is giving her her fruit roll up in a vacuum cleaner look. And then Andy's like, you know, I was surprised to see you and Tree jumping it up. And Andy's like, you know, I was surprised to see you and treat shoving it up. George the end of the season there. She's like, yeah, you know what?

I just hate to act out storylines, Andy. You know, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag like a fresh cookie you might say. Hey, I mean do not and what are you talking about?

I mean do not and leave. Yeah, well you know what Theresa does, Andy, she has other housewives tweet about me. You know, housewives with more of a grasp on the English language. Could you put up some of the tweets, Andy, because I'm sure they're gonna be totally not yelling us at all.

And then a tweet from the Rinda Medley comes up and I say, you know what Jackie, you classless, piece of shit. Thank you, Nuchis. It's some, I got my guns back. Thank you, you're too. And then, Drew's got, I don't tell people what to do, you know, they do it because they like me.

And, you know, because they think you're wrong. Okay, it's like, yeah, because you tell them, so, Jackie goes, bullshit. So, then Andy, and of course, yeah, because you tell them, so Jack goes, bullshit. So then Andy and of course, loves this because this is the way every Bravo season goes. They resolve things. It's like everything's great. And then it re-airs. And then Bravo's like, you should go on Twitter. You know, she talked about it on Twitter. And then of course, they just destroy each other. So Andy, yeah. Hey, Jennifer, that was some rock you got from Bill.

Let's see it, huh? She's like, non-carrets, I hit 10 years, five kids. And it, baby. Let me see here. Andy, big attitude. Oh, so then, oh, so then we go over to Dolores. Oh no, Dolores, because I'm so sorry, you guys. I was looking for this Instagram post

Fight between Melissa and Jennifer and I'm gonna give it up because I can't concentrate on my notes And this is a reunion you can omelette away from your notes. So sorry to plot and I would I'm back now. Yeah, so Jennifer is like you know what? Look at my ring baby and She goes you know and five kids, I had a babysitter come help me because I had to shop around Olivia full time, baby.

The risk is it ain't easy. Yeah. Like, damn, Olivia, so Olivia required all of Jennifer's attention. I mean, I feel like that may have to say something about her parenting. Like, at some point you gotta tell that girl, no, right? Even though she is, you know, our superstar. No, no, you never tell Olivia, no, of course not.

Well, because you pull that angel shit. The moment you say no, she'll be like, but I'm an angel mother and you're like, oh, fine. Yes, yes, Olivia. Yeah, Olivia can either be the angel or the Satan in your home. Yeah. Okay, you want to keep her the angel. Yeah.

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So, um, Antisek, well, the lady is battleful houses during COVID and they've got big attitudes and endless adorable demands. And then we get the kid's segment. And my favorite part of it is Jennifer's kid Christian Who is like I hope you pick out your shoes mother baby mother baby Well until you stop being adorable with the purse you're not gonna get more screen time So then so then you know Melissa's talking about how the we come out of it and talking about the

So then you know Melissa's talking about how the we come out of it and talking about that the facts of life Conversation their daughter which is like uninteresting and then Shorn from Sydney asks how's Gia dealing with his say at song going voy roll and To be like oh she loves it all these rappers are singing isn't it and is like Cordy B and everything and then someone says like oh yeah, we'll Smith started. Oh Yeah, we'll Smith started it so Andy didn't know that we'll Smith started it which is surprising But yeah, they're they're talking about that and it's exciting exciting for everyone involved Of course all of us have been seeing that song way longer than we'll Smith has been we've been seeing it for 10 years I know way to catch up carny Wilson

Carny well said my it's carty B Teresa We've been seeing it for 10 years. I know way to catch up, Karney Wilson. Yeah, Karney Wilson. It's Cardi B Teresa. So Melissa's like, you know, and it's 10 years later and it's, you know, it's cute and it's really good to see. And Andy says, Jackie, watching your kid. Okay, wait, can I say something a little weird? Okay. Yeah.

Wait, guys say something really quickly that when they're talking bad at Teresa goes, yeah, and she wrote that all by herself. It's cute. Like really? She didn't hire Diane Warren to assist with that? I would never would have known. I was getting the song time vibes. I don't know, I was thinking.

So I was a little worried because, you know, we start with the kid segment and it's like Jackie cut her own kids hair You know, yeah, and then you know Frankie took his exams. I'm like, okay, this reunion needs to have something else for me Of course they did but that was my thought at this point House Frankie's exams going. Oh, yeah, well you guess what he's working for for Teresa now Say I'm Louis and real estate. He's making a lot of money already, Sandy. He's killing it over the ends. You know what?

He did very well with his GMat. Hey, don't talk about my daughter that way. She's not a man. No, GMat, not GMat. Huh? Jen, someone from somewhere says, Jen, your kids don't help you do anything. Have they made any progress since the show is aired

and shown them to be sport little fuckers? Anything, any progress at all, Jen. She says, um, and then Jackie's like, I am disgusted, I'm a list of disgusted, and my art is disgusted. I'm like that whole side of the couch is like Children who don't do that. Sholes. I am absolutely mortified Andy Cohen Careful the words you say children were listening Ha ha

Mathuristas So Andy's like, so large. George, George Hay from Jupiter wants to know, how are your stepkins doing? This is basically just to give a chance for Jennifer to judge you and call you a bad mother in about five minutes. So go ahead and pretend to answer.

So I'm a little bit better with my stepson. You know, my stepdaughter still hates my guts. You know, what can you do? I just treated like she's the whale for Marshalls. Just, she's got it in for me for no reason. Okay. And you know, some people don't know I have a natural born son. Okay. He's 25 years old. You know, all of this is very upsetting to him because he doesn't even have a social media. You know, so he doesn't even know what's coming on, Andy. You know, I mean, he knows nothing about anything actually. He doesn't have a phone, Andy. You know, I mean, he knows nothing about anything. Actually, like, he doesn't have a phone Andy.

You know what, when I call him, he actually just has to tap on the ground, you know, in SOS terms, you know, for me, even though he's alive, he just hates electronics. What can I tell you, Amy? Oh, Jackie's like sitting there typing it all down. I couldn't help but wonder about Marge's parenting skills. Dear Bergen record list, repeaters. Do you think that this is the way? It's remember she used to write her little yes.

I just thought I'd bring that back, because why not? And Jen, Jen does a big eye roll like bad mother. Just give a bad mother eye roll. So why do you have so little respect for his dad, home moms and margarits like, you know what, first of all, we really heated argument and it was a dig. Okay, I said he was her male tick it's not a bad sad-hole mothers and Jennifer of course this is Jennifer's thing she takes and she runs

with us what's the recurring theme with you I'm over it already baby and Margaret says you know what let me get my statement out and then you can respond thank you very much okay yeah you said much to say I said her mother's cause you do, baby. You hate staying home, mother's. Why do you hate ladies to get babies? You have babies and then want to stay at home with them. You hate them?

She hate staying home, mother's. I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back. She just keeps yelling through Margot's sentences. Like, you hate staying home, mother's. She was cracking up. Just pushing this narrative, you know, and Margaret was like, no, I was a full time mother, okay?

We just have different value systems, okay, she values materialistic things, whereas I only value materialistic things if they fit in my house, okay? And so even in her bio, okay? Even in her bio on Instagram, it says, marry to a plastic surgeon, okay, that's her identity, okay?

And Jennifer goes, but that's a fact, baby. Just the way it was a fact that a fox I was on the block, okay? Facts, what I mean for. Yeah, and maybe she's just proud of being married to a plastic surgeon, right? Like you wouldn't say marry to a plumber.

And everyone goes, oh, princess B. And you're a fucking fad. I mean, well, it's so fucking rude. And especially Teresa, Teresa like who you don't come from fucking royalty either over there Lady and Marl just like what's wrong with being married to a plummet just I mean it's not like he's a doctor Blank blank blank Marlokina what Teresa I know what you saying and it's not a nice thing Teresa. It's not a nice thing Yeah It's not a nice thing, Teresa. It's not a nice thing. Yeah.

None of these women fail to, it seems like, or a woman on that half of the room. Don't seem to really understand Marge's point, which is that Jennifer is basically, like, she doesn't have really an identity. Her identity is just like bragging about the things that she has, right? It'd be like, I have a plastic surgeon as a husband. Like, I actually, it is hilarious that that's on her Instagram bio

marriage to a plastic surgeon Like did you even imagine that's crazy, but of course it's her so Margaret's like listen, I just don't go around saying what my husband does for for a living okay We're not dick swingers. Okay, and you know why I'm proud of him because she's kind. He's honest He's loving he supports me supports me, take a shower, take a shower. He doesn't make eyes to coffee, okay, I'll give him that, I'm not proud of that, he doesn't even know what, he doesn't understand. He puts it all over the floor, he literally can't even physically do it, okay, not proud of that, but proud of the other things. He wears stripes, pineapples and alves, very proud.

And he's like, yeah, well, me on ticket is the first thing that comes to mind. I mean, when my husband was a president, when I married him, and he was on a call to many sleepless nights with however I was alone with kids. And don't even with me, I didn't have a nanny until my fourth child, baby. And now I'm gonna enjoy the luxuries that come my way. And Marjor's like, well, you shouldn't enjoy the luxuries,

but you know what, it's all you talk about. Okay, it's like literally all you talk about besides me. Okay. You know what? You know what, baby? He's not a male checker. He's a long-term investment and I'm getting my dividends, baby! So, um, so then, uh, Rory from Monterey says,

I'm obsessed with your wardrobe this season and you seem obsessed with puffs sleeves Jennifer. She's like a sleeve. Some people like a blazer, some like a shoulder pad, some like to make fun of staying home moms and I like a sleeve. Alright, Jen, well it was an emotional roller coaster for you this season and we just learned that some family secrets should remain out of Which I didn't really know what that meant because this whole show is about their families Jen's like yeah, but me and my mom still on bacon It's for the best because she won't speak to my dad and he tried to call her and I won't try to call her because she's waiting for the policy for me

But I didn't do anything mom Yeah, and And Jackie's basically like well, you know her mom was so embarrassed about what happened Okay, it's very very embarrassed. Hey, it's called show my real life. Okay, you should try it sometime baby Yeah, and Melissa's like yeah, I get why she's mad I mean you throw her under the bus all the time. I would never speak to my mother the way that you do. That's right, I'm an ass fake, huh? She's like, yeah, but like, March goes,

you know, but I know everyone in your family, but not you, because you use all of your family's pain for your storylines, okay? And she goes, I am my family. I wouldn't expect you to know family if they pulled on your pig tails, sweetheart. Yeah. And then Jackie Basley is again saying that Jen just throws her mother under the bus so that she has things to talk about and she's like, you know, her family

shouldn't be the one that gets dragged. Are you kidding me? Yeah, you have to use that thing about, yeah, you don't go out to someone's child. You don't go out to someone's child. Oh, but you can go after my husband with that Rich that's rich. Uh-uh you was malicious you was vicious. All right, you was delicious. You were nutritious. You was Comptitious. Uh, it's not a word Teresa. All right, they should have quit sooner to bed. So, so, um, yeah, Melissa again is saying that she's like, you know, Teresa would never

call out her mom on TV and Jennifer says, well, she's like, all the conversations you see me have with my mother, I would have them with the cameras not even rolling, baby. And they're delirious because I've seen it. I've been there. It's true. I Can verify this your honor Melissa says oh come on you've been trying to get on the show for eight years Which is pretty rich coming from you lady and jiggas. Oh, yeah You were trying to get on the show too. You did thanks to Teresa

And Danielle, let's not forget yeah, I feel like Melissa has done this really good job of turning herself into a more palatable housewife over the years, but let's not forget who Melissa. Melissa is with her shady ass trading messages with Danielle, trying to get herself on the show or going on and making up fake names on the internet, comment sections, being like, Teresa, she's boring. Trying to get herself on the show or going on and making up fake names on the internet Comment sections being like to recess. She's boring. You should check out her sister-in-law. That's where the real entertainment is So Melissa says that Jennifer just kisses Teresa's ass and Jennifer goes that's what you call friendship baby

So Andy says well, you don't seem to believe your dad was abusive. Listen, I had the documents. He was always my mother giving it to my dad. She was always sucking it to him, baby. And yeah, believe him, Bill said that there was some neglect in the air. She's okay, neglect. Well, I did see that, you know, but I'm not talking about the past. I'm talking about now. He's 76 and he's got one little earbud hanging on his ear and my mother so angry at this neglect. We're all supposed to punish him because I'm neglect. Well, yeah, kind of, or at least acknowledged that it was there, I guess. Yeah. And Marjor's like, well, you know, I feel bad because she came here at 16. She

had to do it so much. You know what? your mother. Life is very very short, Jen. What she wants me to apologize for taking my dad in. I don't want to apologize for that baby. And Laura says, yeah, while you know you know something may have happened that you don't know about. That's unfair, but I'm not here to live in the past. And my mother's only vacation will be me for my dad out I mean who's to is he gonna sit on who's he gonna stare at quietly while I cook cook food who's gonna do that? If my mother really left me she would have come over to sit on my new Z gallery, baby I

Think that's why she's really hurt because her mother didn't come over to celebrate her new freak out from Z gallery I think that's really the stab so Andy's like um well someone you know Sandy from Sonora says Jen you just can't stop the jabs at Melissa. Oh, she's in long. I can see the From a mile away that was good that was no pun intended Andy yeah that's yes Melissa that was yes thank you for pointing that out you're real bright one over there oh wow and some Melissa's well you know what throughout the season I haven't said one negative thing about you except for all the negative things I said about you.

And you're constantly in your confessional, talking about me, talking about my husband, almost as badly as me talking about Dolores and her relationship, okay? And that is not cool. I wasn't talking about Joe, just, you know, I was telling you about the team about Michelle and the big George March and I were on the couch

And there were no cameras and she said that Michelle came on the show on purpose to ambush you And I said yeah, but you know what I've heard that stuff like that is true about Joe Gorgah And you know what she said your friend she said oh please my husband's a plumber You think we don't know that Joe Gorgah doesn't pay people But we're not here to bring anybody down I think we don't know that joke walker doesn't pay people, but we're not here to bring anybody down. I just love the sentence, oh please, my husband's a plumber.

You think we don't know? It's all in like, plumber gossip. Also, he's not a plumber. So, some markers like, you are a liar. Okay, and to be said, do you think I would ever say that? Well, you know, she, Jennifer says, no, I went upstairs, right away. I told Teresa what you said, like George.

She goes, yeah, yeah, she did say that. You know what, if I said that on this season, you would have, she would have said it on camera. Believe me, believe me, which is totally true. Yeah, 100% true. Cause for a second, I was like, oh, okay, well, damn, Marge, you know, but she's right Yeah, Jennifer would have totally used that a Jennifer goes. I just don't want a shit start. That's all

Please if the big shit started known to man, you know what I mean? They would have made a new movie out of you, you know if Drew Barrymore Well didn't have her own talk show They still might do it because you know knows, who knows how long that talk show's gonna last? Cut shit, start, okay? Alright, just a little girl played my true Barrymore at her current age, just closing and rising, causing shit to fly everywhere.

I actually would see it, alright? I've actually designed the costumes for it on spec. Wow, Teresa, Teresa, Dolores, Dolores. I can't believe you would start a cheating rumor. It's a prank. In fact, well, you know what? I didn't put two and two together. I had no idea the Joe Gwoga would get so jealous when he hears his wife is cheating on.

I mean, Joe, the Joe that I know, jealous of Melissa, having any attention from another man, never, ever on my brain, Andy. Okay. Yeah. Andy, Andy. Okay. Andy, it's, listen, it was like, it was like Frank in math class, all his life, just never put two and two together, okay? Didn't really think. Bless his heart.

You know, he actually put a water filter in my new vagina and he calls that, you know, an upgrade. I said, Frank, you know, not what? I have drinkable pee, thanks. You know, that said, it was free. Yeah. You know what? I will say I do enjoy my new vagina. It actually has two different little islands in there. Just small, miniature kitchen islands. One you can eat at one you, one you actually can prepare your food at. It's lovely. I've actually

got a double vagina now. Listen, David has one vagina and I say in the other vagina And I go over to David's when I want it and that's just the way it is. We have a very untraditional vagina, but it's how I like it Well, Melissa, I want to hear about your marriage, but not so low cuz God your boring even looking at your face I'm starting to black out. Let's bring out Joe Gorgah Here he is and then Joe Gorgah's here he is Wow, what a nice variation on your classic various there he is Any Frank Sinai joke kissing anybody's butt sticking your balls and anybody's mouth

Any prank tonight Joe kissing anybody's butt sticking your balls and anybody's mouth Fingering anybody's cornhole. I'm this I'm basically giving you options So now it's Joe and Melissa segment and so hey, why were you fighting? Andy I just want to clarify stuff. Okay? If this were me on real house husbands soon to come on peacock. I don't know just on that out there I don't know. I don't think I could even be on this show because she wouldn't even allow me, okay? I couldn't even go across the street and play cards, okay? With the really hot woman lives across the street because my wife slowly cut my balls out. So I'm not saying that I'm a show venous, but I am saying that women are

inherently violent and anything that they want to do out of their own interest equals a masculating men who should be allowed to do what they want to do. That's all, that's all. I think he and he's just saying like she's jealous too Like she says that I won't let her do anything when we got married She wouldn't let me do anything either like she's I couldn't even go play cards on the street and Yeah, they weren't allowed to do nines and Melissa goes yeah, he's a jealous guy and I'm a jealous girl You know and we'd rather be in each other's site

So you didn't go without me and I didn't go out without you. Oh, so because of the show, she's basically stepping out more without you. And she goes, yeah, but she's been doing that for 11 years, Andy, you know? And I never said just sit there and cook dinner. All right. And she's like, I said, no, I said, no, I said,

no, I said, no, I said, no, I said, no, I said, no, I'm gonna stand there and cook dinner while you're giving me a hand job. Yeah. And Andy's like, so, I'm sorry, I got lost. So then Joe's like, yeah, you know what? Let's ask Maude, right? Because I want to know she, you know, Michelle Vanistik over there. All right. You know what Andy's the thing is, I say home alone and I get bored. All right. Yeah. Well, the molets' Melissa's point is that she was stuck home alone for years and she was bored too. She gets it and

it's like You know, basically they had a co-dependent relationship and now they're broken out of that cycle and he still wants it And she's kind of like, no, I want to do stuff, you know So and by the way during this entire thing while Joe is telling the very uninteresting story of their Mutual jealousy we keep cutting to March and Jennifer making the nastiest eyes at each other. Did you notice that? It was like almost like a comedy. They're like sneering.

It was like, Marge, like, you sneer. And then Jennifer's like, sneer back at your baby. Yeah, very soap dish, right? Yeah, 100% big Mario universe is showing up to so much. It was exactly that. So Melissa's like, you know, what?

The six months, I guess it's been going on for like six months that I've been doing all of these, these events and stuff. And I guess that's a long time, but not in 16 years, Andy, you know, and I didn't do anything wrong. I mean, I'm giving them his feelings, but so I went to some events, so what? Okay, here's the problem. You can't even make it through a reunion because your husband is so much more entertaining than you, but you get to go to the events and he doesn't.

I think this is much of a problem as he should be main cast. He should be, he should be the first man as a main cast member on Real House. Like he should be standing in the front and you should be standing behind him doing a stupid dance. Listen, you know what? People are allowed, even Joe Gorga is allowed

to be like, where is my partner in crime? I'm feeling like left out. But let's not also forget that this had to do with Melissa walking into a van before him. Okay, let's not forget where the irrational source of all this annoyance came from. And let's not forget all those stupid ass scenes we've had to sit through over the past three years,

but like, oh, you're starting a business. Well, that's crazy. A woman in a business. A woman in a business. That's what you're thinking. A woman in a business. So like, while this is the sub story is nice. A woman working.

A woman working is W.W. You really want to get into another W.W. We've already had two, babe. Come on. Yeah, babe. What is this crazy talk? Woman working, huh? But the sob story about he's left home alone and feels sad.

That's nice. But that's not forget we've actually, there's a lot of sexual sexist, yeah. A hot, sexy, lovable typo laid in and sexist peg. Yeah. A hot, sexy, lovable typo laid in sex. You know, God, but you know what? One thing you can't take away from him, Ronnie. He is full of inspiration. Am I right? He is so full of inspiration. Could you fire up an inspirational quote for us, please? This next segment has been brought to you by inspirational quotes from Joe Gore's Instagram. There's some things that money can't buy like man is morals intelligence in class. And it's a picture of Joe standing with his shirt on buttoned in front of a flower wall. So I think Melissa is now taking him to events. Is it the classiest event? No, but he's still at one

and he loved being there so much that he took two photos in front of this wall and use him as inspiration. The other one is one leg is like move forward and he's kind of scrunched down and he's grabbing his boobs and smiling. And I think that's when you already read, right? That's the real T1, yeah. Yeah, in real T, other people liking you as a bonus.

Yeah. Hello, can I get Alan Dershwitz on the phone? Yes, someone's been stealing my lines. Uh, so there's some small man staying in front of some sort of oversized lingerie saying there are some things that money cannot buy like manners, morals, intelligence, and class, plagiarism, plagiarism. Okay, so, um, Dolores, and he's like, so, and you think the minutes this is over?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, well, she'd be off like a bird. Yeah, well, she'd be off like a bird. The minute this is over, Melissa's gonna be off like a bird. And Dolores is like, you know what? He's not being fake, okay? He lost both his parents. And her going out could cross a lot of problems in the future.

Okay. That's what I'm saying. And he goes, you know, in that clip, you said that fame is the devil. I'm gonna say, is that me? Is that what you're saying about me? He goes, yeah, it's actually, he did say it about you in an interview that we just watched. You want to watch it again about your husband's basically saying you you're the devil and then we can discuss it okay. God it's so sad that there's so many divorces on real housewives right. It's not and Jen goes, do you think the

fan got to a head separate to Santa? And Andy says yeah do you think that Jen fame has changed Melissa and Trey goes yeah it changes everyone You know what here's my view on it. Okay. She has a finite amount of time to do this Okay, all right, let me clear that up because I can already see a lot of blank faces across the room there She has not a lot of time to do this not I won't say finite again It's very confusing to them and Joe goes who gives a fuck I had a fine line of time of what I had to do No, but Jo, we had to strike what the Ion's had. And then the Laura's chimes in with it. You know what? I understand where he's coming from. You know?

Is that worth things coming between you and him? You know, you only have a, I understand you only have so much time before you put in a whole new Vitamix in Sia vagina. But isn't really worth it if it's going to come between you and your man. And Melissa goes, yes, Dolores, it is because I sat at home with those kids for all those years. And Teresa says, yeah,

and you got a beautiful life, I mean. Mm-hmm. So Dolores says, you know, March is like, you know, working is more than just like going to a job. Okay, it's about having a passion. It's about being fulfilled. It's about being able to afford pillars with giant whales on them, even though they can't really afford the expensive

pillars with giant whales on them. Do you understand what I'm saying? It's about meeting crazy ladies who have a British accent sometime and a New Jersey accent sometimes and sometimes they overlap and just the craziest thing in the entire world. And Jim's like, yeah, happy I feel like it's been very supportive. And Melissa says, yeah, but that's why I got to mad at Margaret because he's not showvinistic, you guys. I mean, I know that I come to you and tell you what a showvin is big.

He is, but it doesn't mean that he's showvinistic. And Marjorie's like, but you know, but I could have liked with chap and I can tell to show the truth. Okay. Yeah. And, uh, and Dolores says, yeah, she's basically saying, like, look, I'm close to something. I can say, don't say these things because they're a show of anist. I can Dolores responds by saying, you know what? She's doing you a favor

because your wife doesn't tell you all the time. Look at her. Look at her stupid face. Not even saying anything right now. Look at her. She's looking at her phone. She's so stupid. Doesn't say anything. Joe, Mandy from McDonald's wants to say, you old Dolores napology for calling or broken. He's like, oh God, all right, you know what, what, what's your matter about it? All right, like if you're mad about it, I'm sorry then, I guess.

And she's like, you know what, you know what, look, no, you don't owe me nothing. Cause you know what, I know I'm not broken, okay. So if someone calls me something or not, I don't get mad about it unless they call me new school if you call me new school I'm gonna slice your fucking face off all right but otherwise you know what do I care you know listen if some bitch walk down the street and start saying something about me then I might have a problem okay but you you I know since I'm five years old, okay? I like it. She's like, if someone calls me something,

I know I'm not, I'm not upset about it. Um, dollars. I'm like, why did we not get a montage of Dolores popping off on people where she said, you want to say that about me one more time? Okay. Okay, scumbag. Fuck you.

Yeah. Fuck you. Fuck all of you talking about me. Now, you know what? You want to say something? I'm not that's fine. You want to have a poll? You're fucking dead. Okay. That goes for you Quinnipiac College. Okay. Don't want to want one of your fucking polls. All right. Get a new discipline. All right. So we asked some arts like, who's it fault in this marriage? And she's like, no, wait, it's never just one person. Andy, you know, one person is wonderful. The other person is wonderful. One person can make ice coffee.

The other person can't. What are you going to do? You know, you want to blame the one that can't make the ice coffee. And that's your answer. It's the one that doesn't know how to make ice coffee. Sorry, Joe, take a shower. You know what? You know what? You know what? They got three. They need one, it takes two. Okay, that's it, I gotta say about that, right? So there, you listen, I'm not going on day six

of Into the Woods being stuck in my fucking head and it's a full on miracle, it's a miracle. I have not infused more of my comments with Into the Woods. So anyway, who cares, who cares about Joe? He's like, he starts going on and he's like, you know what? I'm not gonna do my own horn, but I'm an amazing guy, okay? And luckily she's knocked out of it. And you know, it's good. So are you guys in a good place? He's like, yeah, we're in a good place.

Yeah, what about commodity, right? What is wrong with you? You say one thing right, you know Something you buy and also hold until you're ready to sell it for a profit. I mean come on like Melissa It's it's very dense, but also it's very heavy. So I don't know if she'd appreciate that. So, hey, Maxine from Shubok's Greetings Card says,

you talk about bangin' all the time, but you freak out when Melissa brings up the birds and the bees, seems hypocritical, and Joe Gorgat takes a full-on crap in stance, which he goes, yeah, no, I'm 100% hypocritical. Yeah, yeah, no, I wanna keep it young and freshical. Yeah, yeah, no, I want to keep it young and fresh in my wife, but do I want to talk about my daughter? No, absolutely not.

Gross, huh? You know what I'd rather do? I'd rather listen to Teresa talk about her love life with Louie. I'm moist, isn't the amp? And it's wet down there all the time. I'm like Bradley Batty and a bowl of Andy, all right? I'm like when you have a part of plant and you over water it and you let it go for a long time and then you pick it up And you're like, ah, it's wet under the plant. I'm like the inside of a milky way that you're left in the car and the I'm like that bottle of water. You didn't finish. I even left it somewhere and then you found it, you're like, hey, they still like it into water in here.

Also, I don't think it's hypocritical. So talking about sex with your wife is an adult is different than talking to your kids about sex. I don't see, I mean, I get how Joe's like, what the girl, what my girl having sex? I mean, I don't know, I don't get that. Yeah, I think, I don't think it's crazy that he's like, uncomfortable talking about it.

I think the only thing that's crazy is how he talks so much about like sex and women, oh yeah, look at my wall, oh yeah. And then like, it's like, no, my daughter's gonna be locked in a tower like Rapunzel herself, you know? But I mean, it's good because he knows what guys are like because he is one, you know, yeah, it's a crazy world out there. The heart of this show has always been family and for us here, Bravo TV ripping that family apart and this season Theresa and Joe said goodbye to their dad and now it's time to make

them cry on national TV one more time, okay? So let's go look at this very sad ceremony. Let's make Joe Gorg a cry, am I right? So we see the... Oh my God, I can't talk about the No No Montage. Okay, it's too sad. It's very sad. I want to cry.

I'm very sad for Theresa and Joe and the whole family. I'm sorry that No No died because I personally loved... Look, no one's concentrating on how this affected me. Okay, there were no questions on like, Ronnie's very upset over No No Dying. You know? Let's talk to Ronnie. Ronnie, call in. So I'm dead with it.

Okay? I can't cry anymore. I have no more tears to shed. Can't cry at these tears anymore. So Andy is delicate as always. Wow, it's the one-year anniversary. You're not getting any easier, I'm sure. Huh, huh?

And they're like, oh, you know, understandably so. Must've been really meaningful since you lost them in COVID, huh? Huh, I'm just like, Andy. Why do you not have to torture these people, okay? I mean, yes, they are basically, it's like Fred and Wilma, except brother and sister, but I'm like still, don't torture them. And then Teresa's like it's like Fred and Wilma except brother and sister but like still like don't torture them and then to

be like yeah, it's like socks bats like one thing after the other you know just want you know jail her parents all that stuff and Andy's like well at least there's a cause she goes can I have a break please God and I think his name is Louis and maybe if you showed me a picture of his dick, I would have a better sense of what sort of break he is from God. You have trace it goes. It like sucks, you know, like one thing after another, I went to jail, Joe went to jail, then I lost my parents, like, can I have a break? Okay, the first two were your bad though. Like, maybe, let's not blame God for the first two. Okay. The second two.

Okay. The lot the back end of that. Okay. Uh, so yeah, he says, well, at least they said you, Louie and she's like, yeah, and I asked her them on a street and then they sent me Louie on that save street. All right. And then I went home and turned on the TV and they were showing give me a break and I was like, ah, they gave me a break. Bring the milk. Ben Dia broke me off a piece of a kickcat bar. I mean, it's the worst viral marketing kickcat has ever done. So, um, so, so then Andy is like, Joe, what do you think about Louis? Have you been able to tell anything by his bulge? And Joe's like, I like him.

He's a nice guy, which was markedly different than earlier or during the season. And he's like, Oh, I like this guy. They're in love. I love what this guy does for my sister because now it's like, I like him. Yeah. Yeah. Now that we know a little more about Louis on that side of the family, his like has gone down quite a bit noticeably less enthusiasm for sure.

So now the fight at the shore toward this family apart and ways that seemed irreversible for Dolores's floors, which still have little bits of cheese squished down into the into the ground. All right. Let's look at it. So we see the whole fight again and hey, Joe Gorgah, have you been holding back your anger all this time? No, Andy, he just, he just shot up steroids that day, which is why he flew into a rage, although actually both could be true.

Of course, he was holding in the rage for a long time. What part of any of the interviews of the past 10 years of Joe Goruga being like, I hate what this guy did to my sister does not mean he's been holding back this rage for all these years. Yeah, but I did like that they got to put our favorite clip back in when he's like, you remember when Joe Judice was not nice to your sister and I just got to Joji and I was going, here she comes my bitch wife. Every time. So Jo's like, you know, my parents held it in for a very long time because they had four granddaughters that they loved. And you know, I know you went to prison.

We went to prison too, which I'm sure every person who goes to prison is like, no, you cannot go up. I went to prison. I was in prison you cannot go up. I went to prison. I was in prison, okay. You do not get to say that. And he's like, how could you, could you even imagine having to walk into the house and say, hi, how are you,

to the man that put your sister in prison? Think about what that did to my mom. And every time she would cry to me, she wouldn't cry to you to reason. She would cry to me. And she's like, I know, because she would be like, how's Jill's is? And I'd be like, so far not because I didn't wanted to be devastated at, you know. And he's like, but your brother has done nothing but

defend you. She's like, yeah, but I didn't nothing but defend my brother, all right? Like in the beginning of my marriage, I always put my brother first, okay? But then, you know, this stuff, my kids had to see that on TV. Yeah, and then, yeah, Teresa, yeah, and then, and then they say, Joe and Melissa say that, and Tonya came into Melissa's room and was like, why is heo Joe always writing horrible things about you? Excuse me, sorry, that actually caused me to burp. There's something about this show that causes

gases to arise from my chest cavity and this Ambison well, you know, I asked G about the fight on watching happens live Here's what she had to say and she's like is what I gotta say Well, Melissa and Joe shouldn't bring up my dad because it's not only disrespecting my dad It's also disrespecting my sister's and why? Joe Judae says the one who's actually the most disrespectful because he actually called your very own mom the C word So Joe Gorgas like I kept it out of my mouth for very long time. So if I exploded once I'm the bad guy now for a very long time. So if I exploded once, I'm the bad guy now. I'm just, Homibye shanzuranashotivibaba.

Says all of a sudden, Jennifer. Jennifer now is the voice of moderation on television. Yes, also the one who just said, I put everything on reality TV. That's our job, you fakeos. I know. Now she's, now she's feeling like, well, be more fake about it. You're on TV, baby So just like you know what it's a tough on situation. Do you guys understand? Come on and Basically Andy says you know what entry I gotta tell you I've got something here. It's from the breath and it's not great It's about them

It's about it? It's about them. Who the fuck do you think is about? It's about Lucy. Okay. It's the latest reviews on Angelina Jolie's new thriller. Oh bad reviews. What do you think Teresa? Um, so he said, okay, so this is where it gets juicy. We've talked about this a little bit over the years because of the fame Horgas website. There was out back when Melissa just started on this show. It was like a lot of salacious gossip about them and all this stuff that was going on kind of a long time ago, which I was so glad it was being brought up, but then it was never really addressed at the same time,

which was really frustrating. So basically, he said, the only person that hurt your dad was Joe Gorgas. This is Judy, I saw, obviously. Yeah. Joe Gorgah hurt your dad because he took money from your parents and then they ended up losing their house because of him. And when your mom was sick, he never went to check on them or do anything for them. But we never really got an answer about the money and the house and all that stuff, right? I don't know. I'll have to go back and read this article and what you're gonna do quarterly, you know? Yeah. Supposedly, he needed money for a real estate deal. He put a lien on their house

without them knowing. This is all gossip, okay? I have no idea if any of this is true. I just read this on, you know, you'll, so shamania. And then he put a lean on their house. And I don't know if they didn't know about it or what, but then their house got taken away because he didn't, he wasn't able to pay that. I mean, it's a big, it was a simple, it was a simple mistake. You know, I was trying to do something good for the community. And I was, I was going to invite a whole bunch of people over to sing lean on me.

A great song. Okay. I didn't realize a whole bunch of people over to sing Lean On Me, a great song. Okay, I didn't realize a lean was different from lean on me. It's my mistake, my bad. By the way, I don't, you know what? Even if it's true, I don't care because Joe Dudeis is the world's biggest schmuck. This guy, he ran fraudulent schemes. He's been shady all this time. Let's not forget when he got, when he basically drank and drove, just feels weird to put that

on the past tense, but he did, he did the drink and then drive and remember he got drunk. He crashed his car and then he went, he, then he said, oh, I was so shaken up. I went to my father and I was house and I just drank five shots of whiskey right then and there. Because I was so shaken up. Yeah, I was so stressed. And he's his brother, he's his brother, I.D. Yeah, like this guy is shady full of bullshit. He called his own wife, this, the cut, a cut fitness on TV.

He also, by the way, dropped the F bomb, and I'm not saying the word fuck, because I would say that. But like, there's been nothing good and reputable about this guy whatsoever. He is, he's like, he's just like a really bad guy. And so he is. Yeah. But you know, then you've also got Joe Gorgio over here, always going on and on about this guy, this criminal, but then Joe Gorgio does Joe Gorga pay anybody? Did he really, you know, he's not like the least-shaking person on the show either. But he's got body.

No, you know. That's my best spot. No, I'm just kidding. No, I mean, Joe Gorga, they're all, there's like a baseline of shade amongst all these people. But I'm just saying, if we're gonna like, if Joe GyuDice is gonna try do a character assassination on Joe Gorgah, I'm like, no, no, man, no, man. You don't, you can do that. We can do that, but you

don't get to do that. It's always a little worrisome when this is your argument. Come on. When my mother passed away, I put my mother in a gold casket, right? That's true. Did I? True. And Trey goes, of course, of course he did. And Melissa goes, yeah, and also, probably more importantly, when your mother was in the hospital, he slept there every single night with her. And Andy goes, well, is there any truth to this Teresa, the stuff that Judea is saying? And she's like, well, there's some truth, but I'm not going to throw my brother on the bus. I right. But you know what? Let's not forget

about the Christmas Eve, right? When he picked Kathy afterwards on sister. Oh my god. Teresa, how are we going from your brother losing your parents house? To be like some fraud scheme to you being dist, by Kathy on Christmas Eve. Would you focus? Yeah, but the funny thing is here, after me defending Joe Gorgot, when she said that there is some truth, then I think even Teresa had a moment

where she thought, oh, I can't go down this path. So I think she diverted to the Christmas Eve, which I think she genuinely is still mad about. The one Christmas Eve 10 years ago, where she didn't spend it, where they went over to Kathy Christmas Eve, which I think she genuinely is still mad about. The one Christmas Eve 10 years ago where she didn't spend it, where they went over to Kathy, Kathy's house instead. And then it's like, oh, wow, that was so bad. And then most of the, like, um, hello, as soon as I walked in, your husband called me a raccoon.

And then we see the clip of like, there she is, that stupid slot bitch with the raccoon eyes. I don't know why everyone has sex, but the thing in there, she's stupid, stupid person, stupid person with super raccoon eyes, you know, at least look like a skunk. That's a real animal, huh? Look at those animals, right? Who'd want to be with that raccoon face disgusting? And she's like, it hurt my parents, alright? Or my parents are each old scathy, right? So maybe that's what my dad's seen. And just like, oh my God, Joe Judice is still not made an apology to me. Yeah, but he said sorry to me, Joe.

Oh, okay, that's good enough. And so he's like, but he hasn't said sorry to me. And he's like, you know what? I'm done saying his name. I'm done saying his name. So stop. Okay, and I told Joe Judice, I told you, I told you, see, Joe, stop talking. And so Andy says, well well when they stop speaking about

Each other all stop asking about it to not my fault not my fault like he bring it up I'm like Andy you are part of this stop stop acting like you're just doing the people's work because honestly I don't think many people really care about this Yeah, so Elijah from Elmer was to know Jackie when jet or Theresa when Jackie reference you going to jail Well, we're Melissa and Joe supposed to say you they've got a jail And let's say it's like a tree says like I'm dead I'm And Joe's like why am I the bad guy when when Jackie's the one who said something and she's like, you know

Why is how you went about sit on national TV. Is I right? You know, like my kids didn't want to hear you say that you killed the grandma. All right. And they didn't want to hear Jackie say that. Okay. Yeah. I was like, and why did you have to even bring up the jail comment? You know,

happy I was going to jail and Jackie's like, you know, you wanted someone to yell at me because you want to meet iced out. Okay. And she said, no, what I wanted was my brother to stick up for me, huh? So Melissa is like, Melissa is like, you know, this is why he's reading these questions to resist you because it was like a nothing thing. And she just was like, did you learn that in jail? Like, who cares? And Teresa, Teresa says, no, I didn't intentionally commit, I didn't intentionally try to commit a crime. You know, that's why it's sensitive to me. And she always uses it as like the jail card

You know what I'm saying like I go play monopoly and like Jackie Jackie puts a card right there that says go to jail Like why shouldn't do that to my favorite board game Teresa okay, I get it. So maybe you just signed a bunch of you still hit assets and lied to the judge when they asked you Where they were that's why you're in jail. The judge said you wouldn't have gone to jail. Had you not come in and fucking lied about everything. I mean, give me a break. So Jackie's like, so, but you were implying that my husband was cheating on me.

What response, what response does that point for me? She's like, warrant. There she is again. I said, rule more. All right. That,. That that it's a room more. That's what I said. I wait. And did you put that out about my childhood? Well, you want to put that out there about my husband sucks too. It sucks. The whole thing sucks. But at least mine was an analogy. All right, guys. We'll get there. Okay. you guys keep trying to jump on this fight. It's not your turn now Joe, would you like to put your balls in my mouth? You know what Andy after this we're never saying Joe Jude ice again. That's it. Never the name Joe Jude ice. Once this is done, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, says, Jackie, I love you, but your hair extensions are a mess.

And she goes, yeah, well, you know, we never filmed in the summer. And it was very humid in the Jersey shore. And I had other things on my mind. So my extensions stayed, you know, it's drinking silky in my hair. I got fizzy and cold in the back, you know. It's bad hair days, you know, what happens everyone.

And I like when she said, no, I had other things on my mind. They just throw a flashback of her just like, wailing, wailing, and then like, wailing, wailing. But their hair is sticking up in the back. So then we ask about Marge's big tales and you know, she's still like some even though she's class year now. And then my favorite name from the whole recap comes up. All right.

Well, Rhonda from Des Moines said, I just like that. Hey, Rhonda from Des Moines, please stand up. Please come to the front of the doctor's office. Just like that, maybe because I'm born to a Rhonda, but that's not a sad thing. That's just combination of the sounds funny. You're like, I don't know why that's in Rhonda. It makes me laugh.

I wonder what it is. It's a mom, Rhonda. All right, Rhonda from Texas wants to know, Dolores, why is my son always gaming weight? Why when I only feed inventables? So what's the secret to margin? You know, margin, Joe, you always are fighting, but you always bounce back. What's the secret? You know what it is? We don't hold grudges, okay? And, you know, like nothing we fight about is really that serious, okay? Well, you know what? He is quite submissive to your fellow.

Ha, he is. Which is like bullshit. Like, it's not submissive. If you, Margaret, getting mad does not mean you're submissive. It means that he's patient and listening to the woman that he loves. Right. So... Ah, that gets wardrobe. It's submissive wardrobe. This is all it, it's an olive, it's pineapple, it's like theros.

All of a pineapple look at a real man, you know what a real man wears? He wears something with, that's full of rhinestones and glitter, that's what a real man wears with a popped collar and maybe some laissez French. Yeah well, I beat your husband with dress you because he has great taste. I trust my better, honey. I love that was a funny thing like it was a compliment to Bill, but somehow dissing Jennifer. So then when she pushes back at it, she's actually insulting her husband in the process. Just, Jennifer, you know what? You can say whatever you want, but don't comment on a game.

You can't compete in. Oh yeah, I love lacrosse. So you don't even know how to play lacrosse. Why are you even saying that? I got them all in my living room. No, there's a lacrosse. God damn you, stupid. All right. Yes, stupidity always shocks me. And if we weren't fighting a national TV, I would actually be eating popcorn and laughing at you at your face. I would love this. So now, sticks and stones will break your bones, but calling someone sloppy will get you.

So we see the montage of Jennifer being wasted and drunk and Margaret being like, oh, she's sloppy. And then Margaret talking about how she's up with her boss. And then the argument with where Margaret Said that Jennifer was sloppy and then she's like, well, you know you step with your boss. That's pretty sloppy, too So my favorite where they accuse Marge of this of Joe Marges Joe hearing the rumor about Evan cheating as well Marge screaming at so with that dinner great

Chef did you hear it from anyone in ten of fly angle one? I don't know flying Joe I was reading in what you're gonna do magazine. Okay. I was reading it back and they said the Q start of a rumor in ten of Fly and or angle would is this true? Okay, is this true what they said and what you're gonna do magazine? Okay. So then we come back and Andy brings up the sleeping with your boss thing and you know how has, did everyone know about that?

How has me to change things and Marge is like, you know, but it was a man in a position of power over me and I just compartmentalized. You know, I didn't worry about it that much because I just thought it was what I had to do and I went on with life. And Jen goes, yeah, that was the first time you ever stepped into boss. She's actually no. I stepped into that boss and he became my boyfriend. Is that a problem with you, Jen?

Okay, because when someone in a position of power takes advantage of a young girl, she's, yeah, that's situation. But every time Dick and Harry and in a position of power takes advantage of a young girl, she's, yeah, with that situation, but every time Dick and Harry and in a position of power, baby. I was like, Jen, are you really trying to like take away from this meet you moment? Like what is her endgame here? You know, Jen is like obsessed. She's, well, she's really trying to say that Margaret is the perpetrator and that Margaret's playing the victim when she was the one who slept away to the top.

So So Jen says, well, she goes sometimes sometimes my comments are to you not because you're boss, baby You know because you're boasted. You're boasted. And Margaret's like I did not boast about anything And let me tell you something, okay? You're talking about sleeping with your boyfriend at 15 You know you should be doing at 15? You should be going to cafes and looking at all the people walking around with the cafe.

That's what a 15 year old does, baby. Yeah, 15 year olds in the cafe looking for a husband while they wear a bow and a crop top baby. Again. You even have the audacity to tweet out that I am slutty. She was, he was sad that those tweets, he was sad that them. And the tweet says, You even have the audacity to tweet out that I am slutty And the tweet says and your slutty and everyone knows it don't start not want to be none She says she admired she slept your way to the top. Oh, yes

Yeah, but I said you only slept you at least I slept my way to the top you only slept your way to piramis I'm sorry piramis is the most depressing place in Berk and County, okay? I'm sorry about it. I didn't make it that way, okay? Then I make you live above the parking lot of a mall no Let me tell you something you can't spell piramis without moths, okay? And you can't spell ten of fly without fly. Okay one sores and one's in the muck. All right case closed about 10 to fly with that fly. Okay, one source and one's in the mock. Alright, case closed. First of all, yeah, but you know what, she didn't make a way to park Avenue. This is what I was saying. I'm treasonous. I don't

like that. Okay, lady, who wouldn't live in a used house. I don't like that. Okay, because I don't like parking on the street. I think you guys should always be a garage. No, you dumb nuts. It's not it's not I'm not telling you to park on an avenue. I'm saying there's an avenue called Park Avenue Idiot. So then they're talking every day. I ain't doing that.

I'm not going back. We have an avenue. So, so Melissa, there's a lot of crosstalk and then Melissa says that basically that Jen is always trying to slut shame Margaret and Jen goes, I tried to slut shame her. She called me a concubine. I'm not a mistress.

That's you, baby. You're just a slutty slutty mistress. It's like you're literally slut shaming here again. Simmarvus, let me tell you something. All right, a concubine by definition is a woman who is lesser value than her husband, okay? Hello, hey, hey, Mary and my sister, where you at? Where you at, Mary and my sister? Yeah, she's like, yeah, but they're not married to the man they're with.

You slut-shamed me. And she's, Marge says, just be who you are. She's like, who are you? A powerful woman who'd be the little's of husband. All of us on National TV. You're my angry about something that will get to that Jackie. And Jackie's like, are you threatening me? You do not want to threaten me, ma'am. No, it's not a threat.

I'm telling ya, she's the cause of the room. I said it. Yeah. Okay. Now you're going to go down Jennifer. Okay, don't stand the cost of the room. Okay, I won't say it. I love Theresa to say it.

I love Theresa. And Marga's Theresa. Theresa's going to say I started the rhythm. It's then it's going to go down and then very bad way. Joe, Joe, why don't you wear your wearing the okay of all the days to wear the olive and pineapple shirt today's today's. Who are you going to do it? Why Joe?

I touch you with a stripes. Just for the record, they're both wrong on this fight. Like Marge was shitty to say, like you just said it, you know, she was shitty to say that to Jen. And Jen is equally, it's probably more shitty to say it to market also, because Jen started this whole fucking thing.

I, Margaret was just sitting there being nice and Jen just started coming at her for no reason. Well, yeah, well, also fun out of control. Well, also, like to say, if I say to you, like you're being a sloppy drunk, I don't think the retort is, well, you're sloppy because you want to stop with your boss. Like that's not, that's not how that works. I also think, I actually think that Margaret, when she said that Bill is your meal ticket, you know, it was, I, obviously, it was a port choice of words because I think that, you

know, obviously, then it gets mixed up with this whole idea that she's shaming stay at home moms Which of course we support our stay at home moms. We all love our stay at home moms I know I don't like this is ultimately it's on Margaret But I sort of get the sense that what she was really trying to say it was not about that she's a stay at home mom But that everything for Jennifer's like you know you know, it's all about all the bobbles and gifts and like showing off all this all her wealth and all these all this glamour and all this wonderful stuff. And she's basically saying like, you know, without bill, you can't like, you're just so materialistic with that bill, you can't have that, which is

still shitty because it's kind of like saying that she's only in it for that stuff that she doesn't love bill. And I actually think she does love bill. But I don't, I don't, I actually don't think it was about like, oh, you do nothing with your life except you stay at home mom. I think it was more just like, you're just like showing off shit and bragging about shit and then you wouldn't be able to do that with that Bill. But either way, either way, um, wow, this was a great reunion episode. But it was so good. It was so fun. I can't believe an hour and 15 minutes.

This recap. Jesus. Well, we did spend the first we spent the first 15 minutes talking about Lisa Vanderpump and share. Oh, how could you do this to me? Next, we will have a show pairing wine to the perfect bug that will live inside of it and love it forever. It's a house hunters for bugs. Bugs are very triggering for me because I feel like ever wine to the perfect bug that will live inside of it and love it forever. It's a house hunters for bugs.

Bugs are very triggering for me because I feel like ever since I started gardening, I just, it's just like my life has just been turned over to bug control. One day it's naphid, one day it's an ad. Then there was the weevil in the flower in the strange muddabo and that this and that. It's like every single day, it's a bug. Every day, it's a bug. Why can't I just grow my jalapeno peppers, okay? Speaking of food and gardening, our bonus episode this week in case you missed it,

was Top Chef and our bonus episode next week will be Top Chef too. So if you're wondering where our Top Chef content is, it's on the bonus episodes. We have a lot of shows on the air right now, which is why some things are just not on the main feed because for us to do all our shows on the main feed and then on top of that, then do another bonus episode, it's just too much for us. So that's why Top Chef is there that's we that's no slight on Top Chef

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