Watch What Crappens - RHONJ: Snub Thumping

Episode Date: February 23, 2023

On this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E3), Joe Gorga is pissed that Tre and Luis have snubbed Melissa's fambily. Can things ever be fixed?? Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/79068607See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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not to be attention to me. Which I love. It's cute. So here we are with Real Housewives of New Jard Tha. Wow. A lot of stuff happening in Jersey these days. It's a real source of controversy. Yeah, Jarsa. Wow, a lot of stuff happening in Jersey these days. It's a real source of controversy.

This whole week, feels like this whole week, has been dominated with this thing on social media where Joe Goga was in a restaurant and went into Joe Julesis and he walked up and was like, there he is. And then they like shook hands and hugged. And just, yeah, there was like video, like there he is, come on over, there he is and then they like, you know, shook hands and hug and just, yeah, there was like, you know, like, there he is, come on over your there he is.

And then there was like a so what who cares? So what who cares? Who cares? So what? Yeah, there he is. Yeah, so what? Yeah, he is. Yeah, it's a nice moment.

It's a nice moment. And then here comes Gia, you know what, Zio, Joe, you know, what you talk shit from for years and he's just so fake. You're doing it for the camera. Is that how convenient and she just went in on? Oh, no, no, but she, she's ridiculous. You know what I know? She's like a kid still.

She doesn't adult technically, but I mean, I know she's really young and stuff and she just wants to stick up her family. But she's such a drama queen too. She's like, Zio Joe, only you would take this once in a lifetime moment to see my father to use for your social media. Oh yeah, this one, this one, this chance of a lifetime in a fucking Italy, you know, wherever the fuck they saw each other. Come on. I know for real. So now everyone's been weighing in. Are you like team Gia, team Joe, yada, yada, yada. Cause then Joe like clapped her back.

And was like, he basically was like, grow up, huh? Grow up. People get over things. Grow up. I am team casting because casting is really trying to get rid of them, which you can tell because they have cast another person

with a, I'm not talking to my brother because of the wife storyline. They have cast another storyline to compete. Now we have Jackie's competing storyline of my sister hates me and we don't talk, but that was not about marriage and all this other stuff. And Jackie's been moved to friend of. So I think they're trying to get again. I think they're like, we are going to replace this storyline. Come, hell or high water. You know, we, we, um, guess it on the reality as podcasts last week. And I keep thinking about what you said on the show, um, about you're like, you know, there are, there shows all about family, family, family, none of these people talk to each other. Like this is the show of all the shows on Bravo

that preaches the most about family and has the most family members that literally don't talk to each other, aren't in each other's weddings, hate each other. Like it is really the most hypocritical show on Bravo. It really is. I think the only one that probably is different is Dolores. I think Dolores lives by the creed, you know. She's really like family, family, family. I mean, she would stick her thumb up her mom's butt to get a cookie out of there.

Like she loves her mother and her dad. I don't know why I said that. I was thinking of that show being Bobby Brown. Remember when the Dingo bearer brought the brother. I don't know why I was thinking of that right now, but yeah, I was thinking about that recently about how Whitney got really constipated. Oh, you know, why? Because I was constipated, which I hate talking about, but I was. And I kept thinking, God, maybe this is when I should get married, because Whitney had Bobby stick his thumb up her butt and get her unconstipated and she said that's black love and I will never forget that. So anyway, I think that Dolores would do that for her family. Yeah Dolores

definitely lives by the crew. I don't know where I'm at today. Okay, I don't know where I'm at, but I did shave and moisturize. Yeah. No Dolores lives by the Creed. I also believe that Dolores probably lives by a Creed 3 billboard. So anyway Anyway, so let's just dive into this. Oh wait the other thing is a lot of people have been messaging us Because I guess someone caught Danielle on her true story. I'm like true life. I'm a satin island girl So a lot of people been been sending us that clip, which is hilarious. We did know about it, but I hadn't actually seen it until I saw those clips.

And it's just crazy, because she's, she's like, that was her probably around 2003 or four, and she just like, young 22. She's trying to be an actress. She's like, I gotta lose my accent. So I could be an actress. And then seeing her now with like the big hair and like Jersey housewife, it's kind of like a, it's like, it's like shocking, huh?

Well, it just does to show you. Just keep at it. One day you can achieve your dreams. You know, here she is, starring on a real housewife show. And they're really giving them a lot of time. I mean, these movies are like, you are full-fledged cast members and half of these shows are And they're really giving them a lot of time. I mean, these movies, they're like, you are full-fledged cast members and half of these shows are gonna be about you. That's it, we're changing this shit up. I don't know, who went over there

and was like, we're changing this shit up. I'm sick of it. And they're doing it. I'm impressed. Yeah, I mean, Danielle, to me, seems like an out-of-the-box star. I mean, I really do think she's, unless she does something really wrong,

which we all know they can do, she seems like an out of the box star. And it's funny to think of her like wanting to be an actress at one point and then wanting up on this show because the other night, Dom was watching a video of like Broadway casting directors or something like that. And they were the casting directors were, you know, talking about like what they look for. Yada yada yada yada, but one of them said, oh, I have become such a reality TV junkie because when I watch scripted TV, I always have to stop it every two seconds and look up who is that person. You know, have to look up their IMD because that's my job because I might want to cast them in something.

But then that's why I love reality TV because I can just watch it. And I was like, oh, that is a hilarious indictment for all the reality TV stars that want to be actors. The casting directors like, no, I'm not even going to consider you in any project. I watch this show, so I don't have to go to IMDb and look up your credits. Yeah, there's, there's not a lot of crossover. There's not a lot of crossover. You know, there's not. So this one is called boys will be boys. So we know what's going to be as we know what's going to be Joe trying to make drama with the boys.

With the boys. Well, over like his eyes don't move, but his head moves. It's like instead of his eyes moving his head move. So his eyes can look around like a dog. He's like a dog, those little dogs on the dashboard, huh? It's like, woo, woo, you like the head does this. We also got some very strong dogs. I think he looks like he's trying not to move his eyeballs, but at the same time he's trying to figure out where the floaters are in his eyes. He's just kind of moving his

head to kind of move the floaters around. Yeah. So, so we, Teresa and Melissa are still fighting at the Mootsie party. Mootsie. Yeah, the fight at the Mootsie party. And Teresa is like, okay, I'm just going, we're talking, we're fighting about the engagement party. And I'm just like going by how I felt my heart and like I feel like you weren't moving for me and Louie yeah. Because they're fighting about Melissa being sad at a different table at the engagement party and Teresa's like no you were supposed to be at our table it was a mistake and Melissa's saying no it wasn't a mistake you did all purpose stop lying and Teresa's like I'm not lying and she was yes you are just stop lying she was fine I didn't want

you by us because you aren't rooting for me and Louie. Okay. So she just admitted that she's been lying this whole time. And then because she's Theresa, she's really dumb. And she forgets that she admitted this on national TV for the rest of the episode. Of course.

So then Melissa's like, no one opened their arms more than Joe and I did to Lou Louis. I want to see your happy ending No, not that kind. Don't show me that video of you and Louis. Please listen. I want to see three times a day Pink pink pink pink pink please put it away. Okay, stop cast and get to the TV. I don't need to see it that big I started using it as elbow lotion. It's just constant. You gotta start thinking of things. We're gonna start making candles. Bink, bink, bink, bink, bink. Ha, ha, ha.

She was like, listen, I just, you know, I want you to be happy. And Teresa's like, thank you. I feel that. Okay, thank you, thank you. And Melissa's like, I'm good with the engagement party. Like, what I'm not good is being called a liar. So that's why I had to correct it. And I'm good with not being in the wedding. So that, what I'm not good is being called a liar. So that's why I had to correct it. And I'm good with not being in the wedding.

So that's it. We're good. Let's say I mean, do you want to be in the wedding? Cause if you would love to be a bridesmaid, it's time like that. Teresa's offering it like a job. It's like, we want to give you this job, but only if this is some, do you see a career in this? Do you see a career in this br Do you see a career in this,

Brian's made a difference. Do you love this? Do you eat sleep and breathe? Are you dreaming in Teresa's wedding language? Then we have a position for you in the past. That's how you know when you're finally learning Spanish, like when you start dreaming in Spanish, they say, yes, finally, your duo Dingo is paid off.

Yeah. So Teresa's like, yeah, yes, finally your duo then goes paid off. You know? So Teresa's like, yeah well, if you would love to do it, I would love to have you as a bridesmaid if you would love that, okay? And Melissa's like, why are you actually doing me a favor? And she's like, I mean, I would love you to gravel

to be at my wedding, if you wanna gravel, you could do it. She's like, no, no, I would never go back. It's like when an ex-boyfriend says, like, I fucked up and I want you back. It's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, yeah, that's when you go back, right? It's like going back to an ex-boyfriend

more than two or three times, which I probably did. And you'll hear about later the season when Marge's ex-best friend tries to get a spot on the show. I'm back. That's not there here nor there. Ah. So she's like, no, I'd rather, you know,

I'm fine with not being in it. She's like, all right, okay, then, thank you. I love you. Ah! Facts are so happy. Finally. Yeah, she's so happy because now she doesn't have to like, have a shred of a moral dilemma about the fact that she did not include Melissa in her bridal party. So now she'd like

All the dogs Yeah, so then a dog at the lures his house just falls off the stairs So I was at that bad we have an actual banister on the stairs, you're still falling off. So, I actually climbed up onto the banister so we could fall off. Falling off is now his pattern. The Theresa must be happy across town because Doug just ran up the stairs and fell down the stairs. It's his love language. So everything seems good, and then, you know,

like everyone's happy, and then the scene ends with Jennifer Fezler saying, so anymore, what's the rel? Oh no, anymore? Come on, I don't know if you saw, I had this very hilarious shot last week of me stuffing what's the rel into my mouth, and we're on the...

Yeah, listen, the bit doesn't mean just because the fight ends, okay? Start it over, that's love. So then across town, we go to Zoolorus. And her little dog is in a basket. And Zoolorus is with Paul. Like how's your day, Paul? And he's like, where's mr. potato and she gets out God you know we're gonna get our last shot in but Frank is coming the potato you mean he's a

potato identity huh you know it thinks he's gonna call me Buzz Lightyear will I'll call him the potato then potato he's really getting off on his potato joke he's like really happy with that really happy with the potato joke. He's like, well, I'm sorry. You know what, Frank was been in the hospital for like five weeks now, and like all of Frank's medical issues, we don't really talk about it. We just alluded to it on the show. Sounds very serious, but you get to know further details. I heard he lost a lot of weight. Oh, so he's a French fry now.

Very funny, Paul. Come on, let's not overshoot. It at the very most. He's a wedge. More like a potato skin, you know, half a potato, but still kind of bulky. Still the same on the outside, but scraped out on the inside with just a bunch more cheese shoved in there because there's room now. You know what I mean? She's you can clear the man's bowels, but they're just going to fill up with the same shit literally. You know, Frank and Paulie are constantly busting each other's balls. So Paulie calls Frank Mr. Potato Head because the mustache and he's you know, he's he's big, you know,

like Mr. Potato, you know, because Mr. Potato Head does roids, you know, so these these two grown ass men. They do now. have you been to a grocery store? God damn, have you ordered a baked potato in Texas? They're literally bigger than a toddler. Okay, they're humongous. So yeah, they are on roids. They're on growth, human growth hormones. Human potato hormones. This is what I deal with. So the photographer shows up because Frank needs to do his, uh, his picture for the charity calendar. So he's going to be dressed like the the Easter Bunny. Oh really? A potato is a bunny. A bunny potato. That's going to be hilarious little potato. Hey, you know what you're just to dress them in

ketchup. Ketchup and possibly mustard. Something like that. You know what I'm gonna call him crisps just to confuse the Americans So so Frank shows up. Oh, I photos you that here. Okay, what the fuck is that? It's great. The more the more the more What I got a fucking what now come on? So she's like that Frank you're so tan Jesus Christ He's like oh, I hear a hell. I boy. Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on, man? What's going on? I feel good, man.

He's like, oh, hello. I tried to come to the hospital, but they wouldn't let me leave the space station to come to the potato island in the grocery store, potato? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, Spud's Mackenzie. He's a potato.

Dolor, what I'm trying to say is that there's this movie called Toy Story, and there's a potato in toy story and there's there's a potato in it And there's also a there's a space man on together. They're in the same room But they're like not as never quite established if they're friends, but but they exist together Do you see what I'm saying? It's quite funny if you think about it So Frank is like, you know The dynamic between pulling in my family's weird, okay? Because the many he you realize this, I'm not a threat.

It's the moment that we can get back to being a family. That's what we need to do here. So I'm just going to try and be nice to the guy. So I was like, well, I was expecting a little difference from you, potato man. Like, maybe you could pull me inside and tell me how your family worked or something like that. But I guess you guys do things different and just go talk to women about things. He's like, well, the worst is my condo is, so I communicated it to the Lord. The Lord, what do you want?

She was my condo. Oh, you don't ask a woman to do a potato's job, sir. Um, fuck you, Paul. Okay, you were like the great hope coming on this show being not From this town I'm assuming because you you know your accent and your Irish and Here you come just as much of a fucking massage. Who says that to somebody? You don't send a man to do it. You don't send a woman to do a man's job. Yeah, really? I don't think that like a text is like a man's job anyway, by the way.

I don't know. What is he? What is he? He's not totally sure what the end game is here. He definitely is like a dick. If he was trying to be like, jokie, then he definitely was not land. No, because he says this shit all the time and it's not cute until, Lord, it's like, I love it.

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narrative designed to sell albums. Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. It is funny to see Frank Frazel though, he's like, oh, I didn't have a number. I didn't have a number to war. or wonder ya. Shit don't need it. Oh, okay, you got it. So the Laura's can't talk on the phone. These men are all red flags There's not a man on this show. There's not a red flag except for Frankie The ones we don't know you know like Danielle's husband. He seems fine. He seems nice. He's scared. Oh Foodie. I think I like because it's like Fupa and it's like I like that, you know

It's because I have one so I'm like on his team so far Evan, you know, Evan. I believe that Evan probably didn't cheat with that girl from the gym But of course, you know, now we're suspicious because we've heard it. I think foodah We saw a little bit more of his personality, which was nice, but I don't know I think just like the hair pattern is just like a red flag because someone on Twitter, yeah, not the beard pattern. It's like it's not good. Someone on Twitter was like, post something like, I'm still, why is John Fudah's beard rub me the wrong way? And Brian Moilin commented, it's because he shaves

the top part of his mustache. And if you look at John Vooda, he shaves this part of his mustache. There's a little mustache above his lip, but then there's blank space between the mustache and the nose. So he has this big bushy beard, but then a small mustache. And the effect is hunting. It's not good. Well, I told you why because you know, when you're really hair, you have to shave out your face shape. Yeah, because you just got hair. That's why I'm always

shiny. I've literally just shaved out my whole face, but usually I shave out like a hole to like look out of, you know, like Kenny from South Park, except my hoodie is hair, you know, I'm gonna get a, I'm gonna get a, an actual barbershop shave today in honor of the crappies I'm gonna wow that is some fancy shit you're doing over there sir. Yeah, car. I'm gonna hit up Carmen She's gonna give me a nice shave. Let's less. I'm Carmen is great. Oh the last time I think I went there She she threw a chair at someone. I want to go to Carmen. She's great.

Someone threw a chair at somebody. But because a guy on the street, she puts out a little chair from her barber shop. She has a little barber shop. She saved her money. She opened up a barber shop. She has a little chair outside. And a guy on the street came by and just took the chair.

So she went, and she went running out. I was like walking up the shop when this happened. She went running up. She was like by and just took the chair. So she went, and I was, she went running out. I was like walking up the shop when this happened. She went running up, she was like, give me my fucking chair. And the guy just kept walking with the chair. So she ran up, she yanked the chair from him, and then she beat him with the chair. And then she went back and she's like,

come on babe, I got you. I'm just like giving you a haircut. It was a true story. I would just have my own eyes. I was like, I love Carmen. That is so funny. I love her. Okay, so,

Paulie, you know, is a misogynist prick. So then we get Frank dressed like a bunny. And Frankie, Frankie Jr. comes out just exactly like Frank in a weird use car salesman suit. I'm not sure what he's doing in a full-on suit Looks weird like coming to visit your mom's house in a full suit like He's just exactly like Frank. Oh, God bless Frankie.

You know, he just comes in with a good attitude. God already did bless Frankie. Frankie has fucking enough. Don't bless Frankie anymore. Okay, God spread it around to the rest of us. I say keep blessing Frankie. No, the man has a blowjob, Bell. You've officially won that life.

Okay, it's time for someone else to get a shot. Scoot over, jeeps soup. Fine, so then we go over to Elia Restaurant. Okay, because Margaret's arriving at a place called Elia. Okay, and she goes, Hi, Bibi, hi, Bibi, how are you? It's Melissa and Jackie. They're here to say to say hi.

We're gonna have a little luncheon. We're gonna talk some talk. We're gonna talk about that mozzarella. And oh my god, Jennifer Aiden. She's like a homicidal maniac. Am I right? And Jackie sees Melissa. She says, oh, Melissa, I'm gonna throw it this top. And she's like, oh, we always do that. You almost wear what I wear. She's, yeah, then I remember I'm cultured and tasteful. So good to see you. Okay, girls, sit down. So they do. And they're telling more they're telling Jackie in a very condescending way that she looks healthy. But I feel like the

way that they say it is dangerous because she's did you get that sense? I have food issues. So I would wonder if maybe it was just me. No, I got that vibe too because she's saying that she's been shipping away at her eating habits, her toxic eating habits, and therapy's been really helping her, which is all really wonderful news. And that's also awkward how it's dropped though, right? Because they're like, oh my god, I love your top. Oh my god, we almost wear the same thing. Well, girls, I've tackled some really toxic food habits. So that's good. Therapy's really

helping. It's like, well, great. Can we wait for dessert? You mean, really not? Well, because she knew if she didn't, then Melissa was going to start segging into something about envy. So she's like, let me just do this. Let me die. Let me just jump on the sword. So Melissa goes, I think this is the best you've ever looked and Joe thinks so too. And I'm like, I just feel like I wouldn't even broach it because there's so many landmines like that when it comes to eating disorders where you think you're saying something positive but you're actually triggering something.

I just would, I would just say you look happy or you say you look happy. You're glowing. You're glowing. You're glowing. But don't say this honestly. I don't think Jackie looks any different to me. I mean to me she doesn't look any different. But yeah, it's just a weird thing to say to somebody who's talking to you about their eating disorder.

Like, oh, well, you look better than you ever had. It sounds like they're saying like you put on some weight. And so you look great, you know? And it's like it's just me let's not let's just like I'm define like the the zone Where you look the best you've ever looked is that way then if she falls out of it She feels shitty. You're also like let's just Let's just just say you look here's what I do with people I do this with people with eating disorders without eating disorders with drug issues without drug issues. Dogs. I say it to dogs even pets. I say, this is the youngest you're ever going to be again right in this moment.

So thank God how you look because in 10 years, social media is going to remind you that you actually looked so much cuter than you thought at that time. So enjoy it. You know, you're going to be older and uglier in literally five minutes. Larissa Pippen will not appreciate that. Margaret actually does say you look youthful. You look very youthful. So Jackie's like, so tell me about the cheese making party that I wasn't invited to. You know, I've been with Danielle twice and they've been there with she, so I don't understand what's going on. That's what I was like. Well, she said that you looked her up and down. And Jackie's like, oh, well, yeah, I mean, I don't do that to anybody, but I did look her up and down.

Yeah. Yeah. Just can I tell you why? I'll be honest, if I was the train wreck, talked to bottom and I could not look away. She took a short set of the hamper or something and then she put them on. I mean, her outfit was horrible. But if she had a problem with me, she could have called me and been an adult. Why would she ever call you?

I'm sorry, you guys don't know each other that way. If there's someone who I've just met and they're looking me up, they're being nasty like that, I would only call if I care to have any sort of relationship or I wanna maintain a relationship or repair something. But if I don't know you, I don't give a shit. I'm like, oh, you suck.

This is not Jackie's greatest moment, for sure, especially because she's talking to Melissa who literally wears that same outfit all the time. They show what she's wearing. It's like little white short shorts and a tank top. That's it. It was nothing crazy And it's something they all wear all the time especially Melissa Yeah, they are because you you got pushed to the side for these new girls and then these new girls are coming in and

Fighting on day one and having these huge short. It's a lot. I mean, I think it would be a lot to be in Jackie's position too I get it, but oh yeah, that's not good. I just thought it was funny when she said that Danielle looked like a train wreck. I'm like, I mean, I thought Danielle was like, it's fun. I mean, she was wearing like a white top in shorts, but I'm like, this show is built on train wreck fashion looks

and this is the moment. This Danielle is the one that is suddenly like objectionable. I didn't understand it. Well, if she had said it about the outfit that we see later, where Danielle is talking about her baby clothes business or whatever, and it's like a business with matching clothes for the kid and the mom, and it's terrible. Both of the outfits are fucking,

now if that was the outfit, okay, you know, but the short shorts and, I don't know, not a great look. That being said, I did appreciate Shady Jackie. I like Jackie when she's being shady. I feel like, you know, that's like my favorite version of her when she's being shady or when she's actually being smart and laying the smack down onto recent

to be taken, I understand it. Those are my two favorite versions of her. And she's been shady right now because Margaret's like, so you're gonna go tell her that outfit is bad? Because, no, her voice will be punished me enough. So I'm like, well, if you're gonna make a friend of anybody's outfit, it can be Jennifer Aiden. Okay, I just wanted to get that.

It's like, Tag, I got to that before we got to Teresa. So she's like, yeah, she's on a downward spiral. I don't care what anybody says. Melissa, I don't care what anybody says. Jennifer A she's on a downward spiral. I don't care about anybody says Melissa. I don't care about anybody says Jennifer Aiden is on a downward spiral even though someone who's supposed to be on our team is now sticking up for Jennifer Aiden and her name rhymes with So this okay, but I was trying to have an adult conversation with her about a makeup and How our makeup was disingenuine and then she starts getting offended. And I thought, why is it because Dishonegin' you is not a word?

I mean, what's going on here? Theresa doesn't speak good English either. She's still the lead on the show. We can do. Melissa's like, well, I just, you know, I see someone who's weak. That's what I see. And Marjusk Margot tells us, you know,

no one who's a happy person with everything greener life, because as as they claim behaves that way. Okay, there doesn't know what overgacks that way, after as happy as they say. Okay. And by the way, yes, my hand is still raised up because I'm in a cast. It really hurts quite a bit. But she doesn't, she doesn't all the time anyway. It's just like in, it's like she's giving the love sign to people while she's in, you

know, complaining about them's, you know, complaining about them. You know what? And I'm going to deal with this. She needs to deal with her marriage, okay, because she's an open, festering wound. I'm, I almost feel bad. I almost feel bad. And Melissa's like, oh, I feel bad.

I sent something. Oh, shut up. Okay. Go take care of your own family. Ma'am. It's because I can't with this Melissa. I can't even believe. And you know what makes me crazy about Jersey is that everybody gets so violent on, well, the show, I wasn't going to say the show, but they do get violent

on the show. But in the comment section, these Teresa versus Melissa people really go at it and in me, it's already, it's like episode three and some of the threads, I'm like, okay, I got a dip out of this Discussion for the rest of the season at least on the internet, but then I start getting like that too I'm like, oh shut up Melissa fuck off. Yeah, you have dare you do that podcast, you know, and then Matt Rodgers was on Watch what happens live last night with Melissa sitting next to Melissa You know, he's so charming and funny in everything anyway, so I think he can pull anything off But he's also being nice to Melissa because she's sitting right there and I'm like, no, Melissa, it's not a queen. Okay. You can't just, no, no, sorry, no. And then so now I'm writing

against Matt Rogers, you know, who, well, I'm going to, who doesn't love Matt Rogers, you know, I fully know you probably agree with him is all I'm saying is the show makes me violent and angry. You know what? I fully anticipated this. I was going to look. I saw that he was on and I saw that it looked like he was probably supporting Melissa. I didn't have a chance to watch it because I decided to get a big old this morning instead. But I was like, you know what? I feel like we're going to have one of these things again where I'm going to be I'm honestly I'm still on team Melissa and Joe. After watching this episode because I watched the first half of it last night the second half this morning and

at and at first I was like oh this is bad you know when Gabriella we're gonna get to it but when Gabriella is like talking about like you know talking about Joe I feel like Gabriella is a little bit more of a voice of reason in that household I was like that's bad I was like that's bad this is making me think twice about Joe Melissa but then as I watched the whole thing I was like you that's bad. I was like, that's bad. This is making me think twice about Joe and Melissa. But then as I watched the whole thing, I was like, you know what? No, no, Theresa's a monster.

I'm sorry, Theresa's a monster. She's a toxic, toxic person. And like, is Melissa a saint? No. Is she past progressive? Yes. Does she often state things to make herself look best? Yes.

But I still, despite all that, I think that I'm totally on Joe and Melissa side on this. Oh, God, not me at all. 100%. Not me at all. I have the core. I have the core. The core is Teresa's a monster, but she's our monster.

You know, she's like a monster for monsters, ink, where they're like cute and fun. You know? Well, Joe's my monster. But it's still my monster, then. We each have our own monsters We're like Pokemon or something. Yeah, I hate them. So They keep talking about Jen and we don't we emolissa actually does not start going off about her business

She just says that she feels bad guys Which she doesn't I think that what she's trying to do is knock Teresa off balance by becoming friends with Jen. Because Jen is really Teresa's biggest ally on the show and she's doing the meeting with Margaret. I don't know how much Melissa knows at this point about what Margaret has been spreading about Melissa. If she knows anything, she has not let on yet. But it looks like she's tried to switch a lights is up and get Margaret's villain away from tree and on her side to fight.

I think that's too sophisticated a plan for Melissa. I think Melissa's just doing a classic thing of doing fake, you know, playing this fake sympathy card so that way the reunion she can say, I was rooting for you. I mean, we see her do it playing this fake sympathy card. So that way the Reenan, she can say, I was rooting for you. I mean, we see her do it just this episode with Louis. Listen, I'm not saying Melissa's, I'm just on the side.

I'm just saying, I'm not saying Melissa's, Melissa's like, I, you know, we squash it, and I was there on your side. I defended you to Margaret. I defended you so hard. I said, I think that you're weak, that's all. And like, and then what's what's the thanks that I get? You didn't invite me to your slipper-making class. Okay. Yeah. Okay. So then we go over to Rae. She's she's going to a photography studio with her daughter and John Fupa and

She's like my husband John and my daughter Gianella. We named her after a cheese. Okay Gianella pose show mommy two fingers show mommy two fingers. So she does oh my god She's so cute. I got I Know everyone thinks they have the cutest kid But I actually have the cutest kid and like that's why we do so many photo shoots because she's not getting him modeling tips But John I'll tell you that much. She's getting them from me and we'd by the way we see then John and his like lumberjack Centerfold outfit, and then she's like she's getting the tips from me because I take so many damn pictures of her So they're taking photos and everything and she's like,

John, don't you want to have another one? He's like, hey, but we just have one like three months ago, huh? She goes, did you miss him, you John? And he's like, I think I did because we just had, we just had one like three months ago. She goes, you had one, huh? Oh, you know what? There was a time we thought we couldn't do this and guess you did it.

Me, okay? I'm the one that was split up in like a fucking sunroof okay? Where were you? Where were you doing John? Was it difficult like sitting there you know eating meatballs while I was pregnant for nine months okay? So then she she talks about their journey because she had to do IVF and she talks about how when they first got together she she got pregnant right away, she had a miscarriage and then she didn't get pregnant again, ever again, after that. So then she starts crying because it brings up obviously a lot of emotions and they still have five embryos left.

So she wants to have another kid. She's like, come on, you know, I mean, look, you know, we got Yes, Depp Son, which is great. We've got Giannela. We also have the baby, Citronella, and we also have, you know, we kind of have a future baby, Portobella. Okay, come on. Yeah. He's like, just because you got five embryos, you don't got to use them.

You know, I watch out the real house, so I'm going to get a glass etched with the tree on it, and we could just have five little meatballs hanging off of it. Right? Except instead of a tree, I was thinking that could be like a street sign, you know? So, just like a bunch of spaghetti on the wall, you know, branching out. And ex it only sign.

Right. Just a term like sign. And where they got the traffic cameras, each one of those traffic cameras can be more on the embryos. So then we go to Teresa in her. Lowes built backyard. You know, her like low Lose, built Zen Garden. Yeah, it's like the Buddha from Lose, you know,

we've all seen it, or the big ball with the water fountain coming out of it. Yeah, it's like Big Box story. Oh, okay, I thought they were in a room. No, well, she starts in the backyard with her journal, you know, and she's just, she doesn't write really well, or probably, you know, no language, we know how she is with language, so she's just, she doesn't write really well or probably, you know, no

language. We know how she is with language. She's just, we see what she's drawing in her notebook and it's just like tiny little piece, shapes of pastas, you know, she's got like, we're going to Tony. The Theresa form of meditation. I never thought I'd be the kind of girl who would journal But you know Louis said try it once and I was like you know a gay man do it all the time. It's like no, that's anal not journal. Oh I'm sorry Why they always talking about exit only signs that was just seen before you So Why they always talking about exit only signs that was just seen before you Enter as well, she's like I am true to myself. I am living in my heart. I am strong. I need to go to that castino Strong like a fetishini so on.

So she's like, what are you doing? It's like, journaling. And she wants some salad. She goes, nah, because I want a little tempest for the wedding. Bling, bling, bling. And she's like, mom, it's salad. Bling, bling, bling, bling, bling. Commershose. Here comes one right now.

So, and Louis comes in in like a... I think he's wearing like a tank top or something. And he says like, you know, the way he's coming up. And she is like, yeah, everything's gonna look so beautiful. It's gonna be... It's just gonna be fine, mom. Like, stop worrying about it. And she is like, yeah, everything's gonna look so beautiful. It's gonna be, it's just gonna be fine, mom. Like stop worrying about it.

And she's like, yeah, well, the other day, when I went to Danielle's house for a Moots Rail party and talking to Melissa brought up the engagement party and she's like, she said that I lied. She said I lied. You did lie. You admitted to lying at this very party. Why are you even bringing this up again? You dumb dumb Yeah, so

Lui is like oh yet from the liar herself from the liar itself Yeah, then Teresa's like and why she bring this up months later. I'm like because you brought it up You brought up because you and Jennifer were talking about the wedding. You, Theresa, you literally said to the group, should we, I'm thinking about having a, like a no table, no table arranged, or seating arrangements at the wedding. You literally brought it up. Yep. So dumb dumb such a lie. And Louis, stop with this, you know, stirring the pot and being so negative.

You're supposed to be the peaceful one. We should work everything out and he's like trying to really rile everybody up against what serbans the Gorgas. So yeah Gabriella comes in and treats us like, sorry, I don't want you guys involved in the drama, right? Well, this is a bitch in a stripper. Blink, blink, blink. Yeah, she's like, yeah, but you know, she kind of pulled me back in.

I'm like, this is, see, this is, this is like a little room of toxicity in here. A low-s built room of toxicity because Theresa should not be like airing this shit out to her doadas. She shouldn't be. I know they're older and they can have these conversations, but just because you can, doesn't mean you should Okay, it's like the rules of Jurassic Park and so like They should do it. They're just talk to Joe and Melissa. Joe and Teresa are just both

But Joe's no no because later in the episode when he's ready to talk should about Teresa He sends his kids away from the table. No Well, no he that I mean they send the kids away from the table. No. Well, no, he does. I mean, they send the kids away from the table. You're correct, that happened in the show. But after they had already been talking about sitting in front of the kids, and then talking shit about in front of the kids again. I mean, he's not saying, he's not saying to the kids,

like, what's your opinion? What do you think? You know, Teresa is actively involving them in a way that I don't think that she should. So she is like, oh, she goes, yeah, so she pulled me in, but then we came to an understanding. And I actually asked her to be in the wedding. And she said no, she said no to that. And she is like, um, I wish you hadn't even asked her.

Cause that's like, I mean, look, not for nothing. She acted like why you were imprisoned that she was there for us and she wasn't there for us and then we see a clip what we hear a clip of on display Melissa's podcast which is just hilarious to me that it's called on display. The song you wrote about yourself before you I mean you have the guy from church right about you before you were famous or even, I mean, I can't with her. So we see the picture of on display and it's like three different pictures of Melissa,

like, one of them's like trying to put her face down, but also mess with her hair at the same time. It's the most awkward podcast cover I've ever seen. Well, the pictures represent each and every day, okay? That's what she's saying every day every day I'm on display everybody's waiting for me too far Everybody's waiting on me too far They can keep waiting on it. Wait no me wait no me too far wait no me wait no me too far

girl I've shimmied and saying that to myself so many times you know and it's like Alex he says doesn't matter if I like her or not I can recognize it here I recognize it here it's 20 years so this is the podcast we hear

George Gorgas saying like you know know, when she was in prison, Joe wasn't working at all. Okay, they had no income at all. Emiluses like, yeah, you know that like that whole like three secos to prison show that needed to be made because Joe didn't need it to like make money. Like he need to make money on the show, you know, so he needed someone to film with and here we were, we jumped into film with him. This is bad. So this whole clip, I don't know if you've heard stuff online, they're basically saying that Teresa used them to make money for Joe so that they could

they're basically saying they were supporting Teresa's children while she was in prison by filming with Joe and giving them an income. You two used to reach to get on this show in the first place and use still used or even when our ass was in prison to get yourselves a paycheck. Give me a fucking break. I can't believe they would have the nerve to go into a public space and say that and then act like they didn't say anything offensive at all. Like the balls on these people. didn't say anything offensive at all. Like the balls on these people. Right. So, so Gia's like, well, the only time we really saw them was when the camera came, when the camera was on them.

That's the only time they ever came over. And I really can't remember any other time that I saw them. Yeah. And to prove it, we see a clip of Theresa checks in and they're having a family dinner. And she is like, you know, Uncle Joey, I just want to thank you. I mean, so much to cheer like just thank you for being here. I mean, so much to hear.

And he's like, yeah, anytime, babe, but she's saying that they're, they're acting like they were there every day and they were never there. Basically, right. Now, and so when they said that, especially when and Gabriela, you know, she basically, she's like, yeah, like why would they say that, you know, like, and they're saying, oh, to look like a good aunt. So I, I mean, like, I'm inclined to believe them. I also have, however, this is Teresa's household.

And Teresa has a pretty big track record of having super, super, super high demands of what like being there really means, right? Like with Teresa, like the amount of hoops that people have to jump through, you know, to show loyalty. Like there is a part of me that says, like, I'm not gonna take this fully on face value because I would not be surprised

if like Joe was doing some other things and that wasn't good enough. Quote, quote, quote, wasn't good enough because we've seen that pattern before. I'm not saying that Joe and Melissa are off the hook, but let's not forget this is a Teresa household where the definition of being there is a little, it could be a little different

than what maybe you and I describe as being there. Well I'm taking it because it's Gabriella saying it and she's like, especially, wait, here on the museum, she's like, you know, she said, Teresa goes, you guys came to see me every week and you would tell me who you saw. And Gabriella goes, yeah, it's her full that he would say that. Because like that was five years of my life. And it's a sense, it was a very sensitive time for me. And especially when it's not true. So making it sound like they just weren't there, like literally we're not there. I think that like Gabriela is like the, she's the strongest

witness there because she's not like, yeah, like I kind of, I don't really trust you yet anymore. I'm sorry to say, I feel like she just become a mini tree, but I feel like Gabriella, she seems to have some like sense about her. I can also imagine though, by the way, Joe Dudes was still in that household and Joe and Joe do have a strange, restrained relationship. And I can also imagine Joe and Melissa being like, is it our place to be coming over every week

or maybe Joe Dudes is addicted to them? So like, I just feel like there's more things. That's fine, but for them to be like, we with that, Joe literally says in this episode, we with that every day, cry holding a ring my arms, we with that. And it's like, well, literally no one is agreeing with you. Now, just to give you just to give you some

agreement, okay? I believe that the kids are brainwashed too because you know and you don't want to piss off Teresa and you know if you don't want to piss off Teresa, the only way they do is agree with her and also they're acting just like her as far as being victims about everything like every like Gabriella coming on and being like, that five years of my life, how could they do this to me? Actually, your mom and your dad did that to you. They did that exactly.

That's exactly correct. So even if somebody just brought you Rigatoni one day, that's more than those fuckers we're doing. So, you know, I don't know, and I'm not, I'm not, Trashing Herks actually like her, and I like all the kids, but I think they're in that situation where they're living with crazy people. You know, and I'm not, I'm not, Trashing her, because I actually like her, and I like all the kids, but I think they're in that situation where they're living with crazy people, you know, they're constantly surrounded by crazy people.

They're influenced, and by the way, don't, don't discount the influence of Joju Dice, because honestly, Gia only turned against Joe Gorgah, the moment that Joju Dice got out of jail. They used to have like a really lovely, beautiful relationship. Joju Dice gets out of jail, and we have last season starting off with me like,

you're saying all this shit about my dad, you're saying all this shit about my dad. When the dad is a schmuck. He was, but that's not the shmuck. The dad drove the wedge in that family more than anyone else. No, Joju can't go, you can't go talk about that. Like listen, well I'm gonna compare it to my own family,

but I guess it's not really the same at all. But you stick up for your dad or your mom in the situation, even if you're having issues with them, you know, you can't Joe's horrible, Joe's horrible to you. I mean, like this is a problem recapping this show. You can't win neither one of us can win Because you can be on one team side, but they're horrible people They realize you're defending One of them is yeah, you're defending Joe, Jude, or Joe Gorgas. They both suck their monsters. Okay. Yeah. Well, I think Joe, I think we're one thing we can agree on is Joe, is the worst of all of them. No, I don't know. Not really. Well, we haven't seen

Joe Gorgas doing the like my bitch wife and obviously cheating on his wife on camera So yeah, I would say Joe judis is worse But you know, there's also a lot of stuff that the Gorgas might just not have been caught for like we've seen a lot of shady shit from them So I don't know time mark now not to be caught unlike Joe judis who walks off with a mic on Talks to some Get caught by true at least this guy who like had actually several outs from his case and they still they're so stupid they they wound up it wound up in the situation like Joe sent this guy's wife put in jail for a year okay yeah

yeah okay so let's move on because we're almost an hour into this and it's like yeah the same shit we talk about we're forced to talk about every fucking week, you know, because the show is stuck. The show is stuck, okay? So it's like, the show is stuck where every housewife wants to be stuck in time, okay? I need to see some actual aging on this storyline, thank you. So they're still talking about this and they're all such victims of Joe and Melissa.

And Teresa's like, oh my God Gabriella's breaking out They're still talking about this and they're all such victims of Joe and Melissa and Teresa's like, oh my god Gabriella is breaking out in high if she's so upset and so then Teresa's like, yeah, Melissa's her godmother. How could she lie about that being there for my children? And Louie is like, I don't think she puts I don't think she even puts one her left foot in front of a right foot Without a husband knowing it. That's what I think. Oh my god. It's every guy that I literally check. The guy later in the episode who's like, yeah, well, Theresa drew a line in the stands.

We'll have to support her. I mean, like, you literally do the same thing. And as, by the way, that actually is like, that's okay. That's what you should do. Yeah. Yeah, they're lying together. They're going under smoke. Do you hurt you? They're trying to go to the center. Yeah, they just want to hurt you. That's what you should do. Yeah. Yeah, those lying together, they're going under smoke, you okay?

They're trying to go to the center. Yeah, they just want to hurt you. That's how they watch him. But it is hard for. And then Gabriel is like, you literally have one family member. You're literally three family members sitting right there and a stepdad who's also a new family member.

So that's four of you right there. So that's a few guys counting right there. A big toxic world pool all of them sitting there. They're just like feeding toxicities each other and like thriving off of it. It's like an entire family was swamped but sitting in a hot tent together and rubbing their buttholes up against the jet.

Oh, wow. That's where we are. Okay, so then she is like at this point, like the trains got a like stop. And then Louie just like looks angerly out the window, but like peacefully, like look at my low sputa. So then we got take this man acting this way. So we got it Danielle and Melissa shopping together.

Okay, Melissa is pulling a rack for envy, right? Yeah. With her, what does she call her? Her like account executive tailor. Some lady, basically. She's like at a place, she's deciding which looks she's gonna buy for her store. And Danielle's like, oh, I walked in at the best time.

Look at all the glitter. She goes, no, Teresa's my friend, and I hear things from her, but Melissa's living the life I'd like to live with business. She has a nice small shop where she buys things for herself Put them in the shop and then take those things home that's the life I mean the woman's on Cainville street. Do you know how happy my husband would be if he got to visit me on a street with anal in it every day in my life he's my dream so Melissa's like let me show you how we do buying okay and Danielle tells us about her story she's like I used to work in an account executive I was a I was a event planner and I hated it and I

just had my daughter Valentina and then I thought what do I love to do I love to dress valentina So that's when it was born boom bullshit kids Seriously like I'm sorry this braille Tina is a young woman in a world of fashion Well, that's what Valentina is. Did you hear the Alexa? Alexa was like, yeah, I want to weigh in on this story. I can verify it.

So, so, so, Danielle's, Melissa's like taking, taking clothes. She's like, okay, let's take these and put them on a rack and Danielle's like, so you just take clothes and put it on the rack. I love it. She was literally like out of an 80s movie, whereas the girl from the country

goes to the big city and learns about fashion. What? You got another rack of clothes back there? Oh my God, oh my God. Oh no. Well, it's actually working girl. It's a girl from Staten Island, getting on the ferry every day.

Yeah, and going to figure it out. She just are pushing dim sum around these scenes. And we see the picture of her proving that she loves fashion with her boozy kids line. And it is a picture of her in Valentina who looks just like the kid from the last of us. I don't know if anybody watched Bella Ramsey from the last of us, I don't know if anybody watched Bella Ramsey from the last of us. She was also in Game of Thrones like the little tough girl who killed the

giant at the end. Oh, who do I mean? Yeah. She looks like her. Some girl. Yeah. Look at Bella Ramsey, just everywhere. She seems like she's pretty real for real. Well, pack and ship. So, yeah, I would pack and ship her if I saw her at pack and ship real for real. So, I'm trying to say this. So it's bougie kids and we see a picture of what it was

and the business idea is the mom dresses exactly like the kids so it's close. It's like that. It's like that. It's magic outfits. It's a sort of a rest of development where we see a montage of Lucille Bluth and Buster dressed in matching costumes for some sort of like new port society event. And they dress as like Sunny and Sharon as huge sailors. It's like that, but it like really happened.

Yeah. So they're wearing vertical stripes, like these kind of sleeveless tape things. Yeah, but they're like huge. They're not pins. They're like big stripes. They're like vertical blind stripes. Lasagna stripes. Then the fetichini stripes. And then like poofy shorts with pom-poms sewn onto the bottom of the cuffs. They're terrible. Yeah. Okay.

I heard the working girl theme play while this picture was up. The working girl theme song was like, you know what? We can like hold off on that river. It's like you don't just need to flow. Let the river just hang out. Let the pump pump flow. So she's like, bougie. bougie is over the top.

It's glamorous and it's edgy. It represents who I am. And Melissa's like, you're going to see now shiny stuff, because we're pulling for the holiday. So basically, you're trying to decide what your person is gonna buy it. She's like, Yeah. Good old Dania. So I just am laughing at the idea that she described herself as edgy. So um, so then Daniel,

and Fuji. Danielle, she's just like me. So Melissa is of course, so she's like, so I had lunch with Jackie and she's a little insulted about the mozzarella party. And Danielle's like, get over it, you're sizing me up. Come on, this ridiculous. Just by the way, it's much, don't talk funny. Don't, you know, don't talk funny on purpose. It's not funny, you know, perspective. My culture looks it's so she's like, yeah, well, she was being a little

feisty about the shorts you were wearing and she said you look like you pulled the my out of the hamper. I'm like, what's the yours such a shitty friend? Well, this is a shitty friend. And this is what I'm telling you. Melissa's jumping ship this year. She's going to try and get she's's gonna try and be team Jen this year Um, so

She's gonna involve Jackie and some drama to get her on the show maybe yeah, so she's like yeah I pulled just shorts out of the hamper and Danielle goes there you go called it from a mile away And I'm glad I didn't invite it then you know, she was a judge out last. That's what she was She was jealous of my legs. Let's be real. Yeah, she's like, let me call it, please let me call it speed a spade. Okay, she's a judgy bitch. Judgy bitch. I'm like, well, wait till you meet Jennifer Aiden. Yeah. So, so Daniel's like literally everybody else. Tell everyone on. Really. Like little does not our cast. So Melissa, Melissa is talking about how she and Teresa have like a everybody else. Tell everyone on the truth. Like literally this entire cast.

So Melissa's talking about how she and Teresa have like a long history. Cause we're talking about the party and she's saying, you know, we have a long history and Danielle's like, you know what? For me, it hits differently. Okay. For me, it sort of, you know, it hits almost like cheddar at a Motspot.

You know, it's like a little different, little different, you know? Like Barata. It's sort of like Mots mozzarella, but it's not. Cause I'm the system in my relationship and I don't talk to my brother, okay? And we were very close when the COVID hit, what happened was I started recording these videos of myself.

And we see it like her doing some sort of stupid video. And in my mind, I'm like, where is this possibly going? If we're setting up the story of, in COVID I take videos of myself and It's videos of her like dancing and then falling down wackily, you know, they're just like here and She's like yeah, well, I just thought to myself You know what there's all these kids out there making these videos and then making millions of dollars

And I'm like I can do this and it cuts to her falling over with a Dyson. I was like that is great. So Danielle said that. Yeah so I'm making these videos and then my brother cops are and he's making Fedemy and you know I was like fine you're gonna make Fedemy such as block I'll just block it and I think I think I think I'll have that and then he calls me and he's like did you block me on? Insight and I'm like, oh yeah, I did and he's like, oh, yeah, we're you're out of my way You're out of my way now and I thought it was a joke. I was like talk to you later and obviously it wasn't a joke Cuz now he doesn't talk to me anymore, you know, which is funny because talk is part of tick tick talk

Twalk is part of tech. Tick Twalk. You know? So most of us like, so you're out of the wedding just like just over him just because of this like of an Instagram because of like him making fun of you Which is like I feel like that makes no sense. Yeah, so Daniel's like, oh well, there's this other thing because you know There was some things while he was planning his wedding. Okay, like I'm you know I try not to put my two cents in but you know, I do anyway, you know, so I don't have a blood sister. So, you know, this was exciting for me and I wanted to do things for her and I was, it was like, oh, it's not about you, Danielle. And I was like, damn, there's like a new girl in town and like, what's so crazy

is like, I told her, like, I'm the type of sister. If you do something bad, I'm gonna tell you. And like, you know, cause I'm never gonna have my family break up ever. So then I send the text message to my brother, and it pretty much says, I kinda see now who you're dealing with. She's a bitch-scank-ass hoe. And you know what, good luck to get married to her because you can have every single disease in the book.

That's all I did. That's all I did. I sent one little text. I said, you know what, we're months, she's a monster. That's it. And you know, we never spoke to me again. And Melissa's like, how long ago was this? And she's like, two years ago,

I personally think it's the wife. It's the wife. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. This is love that she has no problem.

Just straight up like, hey, Melissa, we'll see you this evening with me. I'm gonna come for her and immediately blame her for all of the problems. Basically. Well, but also this Danielle is clearly out of the tree, so she's like, yeah, I mean, he was making fun of my Instagram videos and I was, you know, I just blocked him for my own personal mental health and now I'm out of the wedding. Oh, but I did actually get really bossy the wedding

and I did try to take over and I did like try to, you know, call all the shots and when they told me to stop, I basically told off his fiance on a text message. But that's, you know, that's just, that's immaterial. There's a new chicken town. I love that. So, um, Melissa's like, okay, I'm gonna play Devil's Advocate because I am the wife. So, you know, listen, I know that in Theresa and Joe's relationship, I was always trying to get them back together.

No one had more open arms than me. And if they're not ready, they're not gonna do it, you know, he just wasn't ready. And Danielle goes, are you sure, though? Are you sure? Is that what you said? Are you sure? Is that what you said? Are you sure? You know, I don't want Joe to end up in the same places where I am with my mother, my brother. And most is like, you know what, he's a grown man. And I can only try so many times, only so many times. Wow, welcome. I can true bitch. Why

is this fun? Okay, see you later. Why. So I love how this is like the thing just, they do, it is kind of funny. They all blame the in-laws. It's like, well, you know. They blame the women. They blame the other women. Well no, because the men are all just easy little babies who didn't do anything wrong.

It's the wife, it's the wife's fault. No, but Joe does blame Louis later in the episode. He's like, Louis should have said to Theresa, he is your brother. So they're all, they're all white. It's so ridiculous. So now we go over to Jen's house and she sees the levier. She's like, hey, baby, why are you in your nightgown, babe?

Some of you have to know. She goes, um, that's the life of me. And she's like posing in her little nightgown. And her nightgown says, let me sleep. She's like, Bill comes in and he's like, ding dong. Dingas daddy's home.

And so he's like, oh, Olivia, these are your sleeping pajamas. She goes, I'm a child and I can get a lot. I can get whatever I want. All right, I can get along and anything. And then her like brother goes, don't do that. Yeah, because she throws her head down and flips her hair back.

And then the other brother, the other brother is at that age where, what, I'm sorry parents, because this seems to cut across no matter all regions all backgrounds the back like the bangs in the in the front you know the comb is the combed forward for a pair it's the dumbest fucking haircut and listen we're from the 90s we're from the 80s and 90s as kids I remember terrible hair. We all had terrible hair. This is the worst Because you guys should know better now. You have the internet.

You can see how style has evolved. So to go to that, we just comb your hair all forward. Hair doesn't naturally go that way. You guys. Well, some hair does, but like this is a stupid look. Is this stupid look? And it's been around for a long time. And like teenagers, I know you may not be listening

to this podcast, but you're supposed to be internet savvy. And like Ronnie said, be internet savvy and look on the internet and then look at for hair examples. Okay. You're in the car with like your mom or dad or whoever right now and they're forcing you to listen to these two old queens talking about this stuff. I don't care, these are your aunties. That hair is stupid. I'm telling you right now, and everybody who

looks at you, except other people your age, think it's stupid. I know that's kind of the point, but I'm trying to warn you for your future self when you are our age, and you have to look back at pictures that are going to be constantly posted of you, and you're trying to get a job at a bank or something. People are going to laugh you out of the room. Stop it. No, it's stupid hair. Come here. No one tells you're a to get a job at a bank or something, people are gonna laugh you out of the room. Stop, no, it's stupid hair, come here. No one comes here, rebel. No one thinks this is like a moment of end of, it's actually like the exact opposite of a moment

of an independent thing to do because you're just conforming to some of them. You all look the same, you all look the same. You all look like little weird mushrooms. If you're all, like, you know, like, Zach Efron and Joseph Bieber used to do it, like 13 years ago, they stopped like 12 years ago, like even, it was like

Justin Bieber's thing and even he stopped, okay. Yeah, stop it. It's just, it's done. It's over. And I'm, I don't know, this is like a, this is a discussion. There's, there's implications on who has this sort of hair. I'm saying for the people who grow their hair like that, whose hair is like that, stop it.

Stop it. So, um, Bill's like, what are you kids doing tonight? Some chores? She goes, well that was clean sloppy, but I guess you can do some more chores then. And Livy's like, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, mother. And so she's like, okay, Bill, what do you pay for minimum wage these days? $1900 an hour something. She's like 14 mother. She goes, okay, fine.

She just got the kids all $14 an hour to do the most terrible job at source. I've ever seen children do. One of the boys grabs a bag of trash and drags it on the floor. Trash. I cannot believe she's paying these children minimum wage. grabs a bag of trash and drags it on the floor. Trash, drag. I cannot believe she's paying these children minimum wage.

They, you know what they get paid dinner? They get paid rides. They get paid a basketball court in the basement. That's what they get paid. They get paid a view of the piramus mall. You know what I mean? From their 18 bathroom home or whatever the fuck. They get to poop looking at the parking lot of the,

you know, whatever dillard is in piramus. That's what you get paid. But of course, Jen indirectly blames this all on March. You know, she's like, what can I do? I'm a second for my kids, especially at the Inferno that it became public. It was really hard on my kids. Thanks, Mark.

But now I got to pay my kids because of you. It feels like 14 an hour. That's a bit generous, isn't it and So now this is about how Jen and Bill aren't seeing eye-to-eye on parenting so she's like, okay kids Let me show you how to do some dishes First you get a cup and you wash it while the water's running And then you put some more water on it Watch some more deep deep, put some more water on it, wash some more, then you put some more water on it,

and be like, no, what you do is you wash everything, and you wet everything, then you turn the water off, and wash everything, and once everything soaked up and scrubbed and ready to rinse, you turn the water back on. There's a water shortage, shortage everywhere, and the best way to be under some streaming waters all together.

Am I right boys? So, so then the kids are like, go away and everything. And Jen's like, sometimes I feel like it's easy. If I just do it myself, I'm like, when have you done any of these things? You've been spending all season looking for a maid. That's true, but I believe that she still does a lot because she's just got too much going.

I made can't handle it, you know. No. I think she does do it, but I love that bill, the person who built a home with 19 bathrooms is now trying to conserve water. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to, sir? So, Shannon, she's like, So the other day, Christian called me because he left his

t-shirt at home and Justin didn't have a car so I had to trap him off at school and I was like, oh my god, so I was pretty late to Danielle's, what's bad? And the marker came up to talk to me and said something like, you're disingenuous and then she tried to tell me I wasn't self-reflective and I was like, shine some anatomy baby, you'll see glitter all over the room I reflect everywhere baby

I'm a child I'm the most self-effective person here And Bill's like oh Don't you think I'm self reflective Bill She don't be better than anybody Go ahead, say it Bill He's harmonizing with himself. He's like doing, and Vogue, he's like, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. I'm like, that's the tune of never gonna get it,

never gonna get it, Bill. I'm giving you something he can feel. Hmm. So, listen, we all have different personalities. Bill. I'm giving you something he can feel. Mmm. So listen, we all have different personalities. Some are fabulous, some are sexy, and some are naughty. But they're all different. And I think at times this is what happens. Or any of us perfect. And she's like, oh my god, what is the opposite piece, maker?

I don't want to hear so no. we won't sit looking themselves, sir. We need to consider what a shortage is together. Shut the fuck up, Belle! And he's like, now you can acknowledge your part and it can't you? She's- Which is what? What's my part? I was like, you just set yourself reflective five times and you're refusing to see your part.

I can't see my part because I got too much my own reflection my eyes. So we all, we're all different letters in the alphabet. Hmm. Hmm. Well, you know, I don't need my husband to vat it. Other people's point of view. Sometimes I just need them to have my reflecting back like a disco ball. Oh, I'm down with a disco ball baby. I don't think that being with somebody means they always have to agree with you. That's insane and you're crazy. Okay. He's trying to help you. He's trying to help like listen to the guy. He's helping you in the nicest way possible. Okay, because you're wrong. As usual, you were completely wrong. And actually I wouldn't have it any other way.

I love Jen, which is her natural curly hair and her depression scrunchies. I love that. That's how I like her. Yeah, with full delusions of like self-reflection. Yeah. So now we go to Dan, back to Daniel's house. And they're getting ready for Valentina has an art show She was gonna do an art show in school But I got canceled because of COVID so she wanted to make sure Valentina got to do her art show anyway

so the whole living room is like It's like done up with like all these weird like party city decorations that like suggest art. Like, I don't remember what they were, but it was like a cardboard cutouts of like crayons and like pink pallets and things like that. Well, it's a Jersey house. So it's like a slice of pizza stuck to a wall, you know? Like a can of aquanet on a bookshelf. There's an actual museum in there.

A Salvador Dali, you know, like the melting clock except it's just like pizzas, just like melting up the shelves. It's the, what is that breaking up? The scream. But it's like, you know, McCulley Colken. It's like a girl. It's a girl that's not coming. Someone holding a garlic knot like this.

It's a garlic knot screaming, with holding a garlic nut like this. It's a garlic nut screaming With the worlds of tomato sauce behind it So make a broch is like you need to go high because grab our grandma's here All right, you're gonna need to make a what what is it a big entrance All right, come on. Go hide me too, too so Her dad Phil comes out, big Phil, and he's like a statin' island stereotype

and kind of the best way. Cause he's like, I ain't taking my shoes off. Okay, all right, how's it going? And he's like walking and walking and everything. And he's like, you know what, big Phil, he's like the life of the potty, he's so fun. He's like, where my kids?

Where my kids? I'm not seeing my kids, okay? This, this dad is such a care. He's got like Dom Deliwese energy. So fun. Like, where are my kids? Where are my kids? I'm gonna see my kids, okay? This? This dad is such a care. He's got like Dom Delewee's energy. He's wearing a black shirt with red cuffs. He's like, okay, it's me, the life of the party. Yeah!

Is that a garlic nut, yelling? God damn it, I love on. I love on so much. And she's like, what are they gonna make a grand entrance, dad? Because a grand entrance, I'm gonna whack him over the head, my flowers, huh? So then the mom comes over and she's like, what are they gonna make a grand entrance dad? Grand entrance. I'm gonna whack him over there. My flower was So then the mom comes over and she's also brought flowers, you know, so now it's like the battle of the flowers because my parents

The list when I was eight. It was to advertise it the first time I saw him get a lock with the birth of my son Because I said listen here if you're gonna be around here to watch me shave my entire sunset except one little dewy duck swoop Or teach him what the front comb is you're gonna have to get along because I will not have this in my artistic comb Do you want to see it? Yeah, so she come the mom comes in everything and then Dominic comes down the stairs and he's like Ladies and gentlemen the one and only Valentina Cabral. So Valentina comes down, she comes at you, thank you for coming to my art show. So at this point, I'm thinking like, okay, she's gonna show like a painting of like a duck,

like a painting of like the sun, and like here's my family, ask me like these like basic like houses like square with a triangle and like stick figure you kind of things whatever. And so she's so Danielle's like okay he has your first piece. Who is the artist that inspired this? She's like, Piet Mondrian. She has like a Mondrian. That's like wait what? And she's doing the paintings. Yeah, it's, the painting is like a pretty, like, like a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, abstracts are who is this inspired by she's like K then ski Wastley K then ski What The jacks put the position of the colors against the background This is just emptiness and the meaningfulness of life

And the grand finale is a Pollock. I mean, hall areas. So they all stand up and give her a standing. I was giving a standing. I was like, this is the best, childrens. I hold back her for the first time Ben is ever approved of this shit on Bravo. A kid seen on Bravo.

This wins. This has to win, son. Honestly, I actually really respected it. Like that, I mean, how cool is that? The school is four. And like she's already knows about these major painters and these paintings, like, respect to that school and everything. So funny.

So then, um, Dominic gives her flowers. He's like, that was amazing. And then they hug and it's so cute. And she's like, oh oh my kids are very close And if they separated the way my brother did it would kill me that would never happen as long as I live because if my son Marys a mega bitch, I will poison her just saying just saying So the husband is like painting from Georgia. Oh, Keith. It was a spider. Okay That is because you're wearing the short shorts and the alright

That's not a list that got a best that's enough. That's enough. Did a great job Seven the death like oh He does that thing where he cries with his fist in his mouth like like be Arthur on the golden girls Which he's like I'm gonna bite my face and he's crying like that. I don't know people actually cry like that. Like I don't know if they're gonna cry like that in comedy. Cartoon, to something, right? Like, like, like the comedy's about Mafiosas. The comedy's about Mafiosas.

He actually cries like that. Oh, my tears are dry. So it's like, I want my children and I want my children to be together Why aren't you together and? All right dad no more crying. I'm right. Can I get you shot you want to live in shallow dad? He's like I need my children together Kill me the day was born you ran into all me to me and you said I got a bad brother I'm bad brother I'll never forget it I see the video 90 times a day

I'm wide out you said a water and I love the mom angel goes it's sad it's sad I love me I love I love the moms on this show. How they just date very, like they just, they break it down to a simplest state. It's sad. Well, it's funny because they're so obsessed with gender roles on this show, right? It's like the men do this and the women do that. And like the women needs to stay at home with the kids.

And like they're so old fashioned in that way. But in the other way, it's like the women are always the strong ones and the men are always sobbing. You know, like the men start sobbing over any little thing. I know. There's like a, I mean, it's just there's a big gulf between what they say, like family, family, family, and versus what they do, which is right out of them talking at or in this case, you know, strength versus crying. Although is there really weakness in crying? I don't think so. So now we're gonna get the...

No, but that's the thing to them. In their world. And they would be, you know, yeah. So then we got a Melissa and Joe and Melissa's like, Joe, help my family make a salad. How many make my family a salad? And I was like, oh my God, she's got both some like this time.

That's, that's impressive. She's my god, she's got Balsamic this time. That's What's the impressive? She's yeah, she's I didn't she just served them like iceberg and water before like with no dressing So then do you know comes up wearing a shirt saying that says Virginia rocks and most like Fortunity does rock tell that to your sister and Anton is like mom opportunity does rock tell that to your sister and Anton is like mom Don't count with your sister first of all it don't count with your sister, am I right? Yeah, go up the attic with the flowers So then don't at least I don't know if I didn't write down which sister it was I just called release so cuz I feel like again all this is I don't care like I literally don't care with these I love mama. I love Donna. So Melissa's

Melissa's like hey mom does vinegar expire. I just I just made the most beautiful salad Okay, I opened up the nicest bag of lettuce I could find and put this balsamic on it. Okay, and now it is expired and Donna's like, I think it's alright. Because she's always chuckling. And just saying, what's up beautiful? You get pretty every time I see you. How does that even happen?

Melissa's like, are you kidding? Cause she's dating the entire world, okay? I mean, God, mom, they're so young too. And she's like, yeah, I got a couple that are 40. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Yeah. So then Melissa's like yeah, I got a couple that are 40 Yeah, so then Melissa's like so what are you doing for your birthday? You wanted to go out to dinner something for your birthday I guess you say that to her sister and Donna goes oh, yeah, she likes going out to dinner. I was like oh the Donna just shame And Melissa's like yeah mom's dating a lot. Oh speaking of dates. Were you guys invited to Teresa's wedding? Oh, you didn't get an invite and she's like not this time God bless her and Louie God bless her I like Louie

Yeah, I like him. Yeah It's fine. She did the she did the classy thing which is I know not this time and that was it so then Gorgas like you know When we got when we got married Joe Drew Dyson's entire family was at the wedding because it was the right thing to do, okay? Listen, then he sends his kids away, and he's like, listen. He's like, we're gonna have this conversation now.

And she's like, not in front of the kids. All right, go off and don't put private parts on people. People outside of this family, she means, all right? So then, so, Joe Gorka is like, you know what? Her not inviting Melissa's family. That's like, you mean nothing and the people in your life mean nothing also, okay? And you know who pisses me off?

You sat with my parents for 18 years. My mother, my mother-in-law and my dad, she, they loved you guys. They loved you guys. Yeah, you know what, that's what got me offended because my dad's last words were love each other. And the mom is like, well, maybe have a little talk to her. And he's like, I did.

I said, hey, you know what you got to do? You got to tell my sister to admit she's wrong, all right? And then we can get along. And she said she ain't gonna do that. So day, I did my duty. What the fuck you and your sister are both morons? Okay. Now is that conflict resolution.

You both go to each other's partners and blame them that you two can't get along. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. Yeah. So yeah, he's like, he hasn't thought anything to fix the situation. He's made it worse, which I think is true. So Melissa's like, yeah, and he said something about me too, said I

was insecure, something like that, which is also probably true. So Gorgas basically like, yeah, I don't even want to talk. I want to talk to him at at at at guys night. Okay. I don't even want to. I don't want to even see it. Can we have a homo erotic moment? Sure, but I don't want to talk to them. When I suckers dick sure, but that's it. That's the only kind of mouth relations we're having. All right, and that's it. And the sister's one of the sisters is like I see all this Gorgon is coming out in your face right now. I don't think this is gonna go very well

I don't think this is gonna go very well So no it's time for guys night and Frank shows up at the bar first He's like, hey, how are you? I'll use gonna get a guy. Yeah, I'm not eating and so then joby shows up. He's like, ah, but he knows he am I Hey, he's a op card ones out of seven o'clock at the wall What took you so long? So there is on on the phone because Gorg is walking in, but they're talking on the phone while he walks in. And oh no, first bit he and I was like, oh, I'm sorry, I'm late.

She made me change my shirt three times. So then Frank and Gorg, you're talking on the phone and Frank's like, get up here. All right, they gave me one of those high tables and I asked to move, because I didn't think you could reach. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. See, eh, you're starting already, you're starting already. Okay, all right. And he's like, hey, you're't think you could reach. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and every time they're like, oh, whoa, whoa. And every single one that comes in, Frank's like,

hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you were a little late, but not much later than Joe Pantino. Look at him, he's so fucking old, okay? Guys, he's about to die. He's about to die, really fucking old. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you know, hopefully we can get some egg rolls in here. Even they'll be smoother than Pantino,

he's about to die, look at him, he's so old. I know, and I just love him. He's so moose. And I just love they, like you said, they all are like, eh, eh, what's going on? How was it going? And then Bill sachets. And he's like, what's happening? You guys almost gave me the wrong address.

Hey, brother man. How are you? My man. Mm-hmm. Hi, bro. And so, Fuda comes in. He's like, yeah, yeah, I got a present for you guys, all right?

I got a gift for you guys, all right. A dough size diaper, oh, whoa, you see that fucking diapers, that's hilarious. Yeah, even the law, even the law wouldn't wear those, huh, that's crazy, yeah. And then Nate walks in, Nate Cabral walks in, so he gets the first actual proper, there he is, there he is.

And then we get some, we got a nice variation on that or as a Sandurzi variation on it, where they say, look at this guy, look at this guy. We've already established where he is, which is there. And now I want you all to look at this, look at this guy, look at this guy, look at this guy. So then Joe Gorgher does his compulsive shot thing, where he's like, all right, all right,

we got to do shots. That's what we do here. We do shots. All right, honey, come over here. Every time we order a rant, you bring us two shots each, two, all right, all right, honey, come on. Get that up a mountain. He going, shot, shot, shot, shot.

And his veins are starting to pop out already. Yeah. So then Frank finds out that Pauli is actually not coming because he has to work. And his veins are starting to pop out already. Oh. Yeah. So then Frank finds out that Pauli is actually not coming because he has to work. And Frank's like, you know, the other day I go over to Laura's house and he says, oh, you should've reached out to talk.

And I said, I had to Laura's text you and he says, don't send a woman to a man's job. And he's like, questioning my manhood. Okay, it's like, it's one thing to question my stick legs. Okay, it's another thing to question Why my my kneecaps always seem to be knocked out, but my manhood you can't do that. Can't do that. I mean the whole family dynamic has changed The Lord the Lord she's even home anymore. All right, the stairs have railings when she is home She walks from the kitchen to the living room back to the kitchen. She cut out the dining room All right, there's no more triangular walks through the house.

Who wish he even I best to lower ass? Yeah, the other day I saw a walk from the kitchen to the living room and she sat down. I was like, what's going on here? You just sat down. There's still so much more to walk. And Joe's like, listen, listen, I get it. I get it, right?

Because you know, this guy, like his handsome, he's smart, he's got a huge pair of balls, alright? Not like you, ball free, alright? He's not ball free like you, he's like a ball, this guy, alright? Now she's seen balls, that's it, that's it, right? Hmm, go on, I'm trying to make a mental picture. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha out of the hospital because he cannot pass any of the crap food that he eats through his body, is delivered chicken wings, quesadillas, and mozzarella sticks with like five green apple martinis.

And I was like, that is my kind of person right there. Yeah. So then, yeah, and then Bill goes, oh, you guys already ordered a, I'm like, what did you think happened, Bill? So then, so then John Fudder's like, so did Louis get pledged in yet. And Bill's like, oh, I love Louie.

I mean, I'm the brother-in-law he doesn't have. You know the two of us can sit down together and share things. He can vent to me and if he's stressed I can give him a massage and if it gets too hot in the room he just takes his shirt off and I put some oil on his back and things get wild. It's just what two brothers and laws do Hey, why don't you be a little nicer to Louis ajo and Joe's like me I'll tell you you know what when Louis came around we took them in with open arms I don't know if you guys have heard that term before I just heard it

It's the best thing I've ever heard so me and Melissa gonna say it 30 times this episode all right open arms my wife Guess what she did open the arms all right and and guess. My wife gets what she did. Open the arms, all right? And guess what? She's missing secure, right? My wife still arms open. You know, treated him like royalty. But you know, royalty, you question because you heard about things on the internet,

you know, and you just want to, you protect the queen or whatever. But I just found out my sister's in law and my mother-in-law on invited. It's a slap in the face. And Fudah goes disgusting. Fudah, by the way, has shaved for this occasion, and he already looks a million times better,

not because you shaved, but because like the hair pattern is like more uniform, you know, you don't have that weird half-saved mustache up here. It's just, I'm just telling you. So now, Louie arrives. And a t-shirt that has peace fingers waving, okay. And Bill's like, you guys have a lot of unresolved issues still. Mm-hmm.

And Louie has his eyes are bugging out. He's like, hey, I'm your guy's here. How's it going guys? But he's not at the table yet, right? So Joe's like, yeah, he's what I'm gonna tell him. You know what? Because of all of that. I just want this guy to know your piece of shit, your garbage, and then Louis like, hey guys, Hey guys, hey, guys, Hey, what's going on? You guys, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. To resale only surrounds herself with the men

who are constantly not moving their eyes but looking around the room, because he does it to you, but he does that thing like he's sniffing something out. He's like, hey, hey guys, how's it going over here? What are those wings I smell? Ah, well, I heard those when I got dropped off at the Ubers stand.

So they do some shots and everything. And Evan's like, hey, so Louie, the bachelor party, what are we doing? Evan's like hey so Louis the bachelor party What are we doing? Well, uh, why don't we get all the guys together and we can go out and then the girls can go out and then we can Meet up at the end and all the guys like ah No No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,, slick Joe, no chill Joe is like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, well if you have a party, who you're gonna invite, who you're gonna invite to the party then? And he's like, uh, why are you asking? He's like, uh, I'm asking because, uh, you know, you're having a wedding, you know, you

are inviting a lot of people to that wedding, you're inviting a lot of people to that wedding. He's like, uh, 200, uh, uh, 200, uh, uh, uh, 200, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, 200, 200, 200, are they close people, are they 200 close people, uh, uh, uh, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah 200 200 are they close people are they 200 close people? Yeah, what about Melissa's family are they close? Melissa's family is invited so everyone's invited except who's on my side I Like when he leans back and just like looks at the whole restaurant like He's just proven a point on judge Judy and then but all the guys are on Joe's side

You know, Frank's like is there a reason why is in laws wants invite? I was a lawyer at one point there. I arrest my case You know it's a lot of pass bullshit. That's what it is. It's a lot of past bullshit. And, uh, Joe's, uh, Joe's like, no matter what happened between Melissa and Teresa, the way my family treated your parents, you know, you got to give them respect. Yeah. And being like, you know, it's really a slap in the face not to invite them. It's like, if you decide to buy a beautiful red polo shirt and then your wife says, no, Joe, are you crazy right now?

You're wearing this thing. It's a slap in the face. Yeah, and I'm Italian, so I know how it works. And just, and I love, they're not so subtly using that against Louis, this entire argument. Like, you're not Italian and you do not get to do this sir Okay, I'm Italian. I say what goes with my sister not you you fucking Other place sir outside

Outside or yeah so Gorgas like it's like a fuck you you know like you mean nothing to me And Louis like well doesn't like a lot of slaps in the face is that's going on You're not the only one that's feeling like that Oh a lot of slaps in the faces that's going on. You're not the only one that's feeling like that. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Say that actually, but she's like what she meant was and what I meant was I took care of my sister and I held it Every day I was there every day It's like hugging himself and Louis like I live with the nieces I live with the nieces in the same house So yeah, but they're only talking about one thing, you know, it's like what they talk about a lot of these Like yeah, well, you know, you don't know shit, bro.

You're bringing it for one minute, bro. And he's like, I've been around two years. He goes, just be quiet. He goes, be quiet. You go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you should be embarrassed to bring that up.

Be embarrassed, you just set it on the air of your podcast this week, Joe. Why would that be off of the table, sir? Well, that's what Louis exactly says. He goes, I'm not embarrassed. You're on a podcast talking about your sister. And Gorgas, like, don't do that. I was like, I know I'll sit here and I'll say whatever I want to say to you. I'll say whatever you want to say. What I want to say to you. And Gorgas, like, oh tough guy. Oh yeah, when you won't fuck you, don't talk to me like that. You're not a man, you're a fucking pussy, you know why?

You know why? And Louis's like, are you saying that to my face? Are you saying it, and Bill goes, let's not insult the manhood. All right, because I can assure you, he has quite a amount of manhood. Mm-hmm. And Louis's like, you know, I'm so above you, it's not funny, and I mean that quite literally. you he has quite a amount of manhood. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Yeah, he's like oh yeah, I'm gonna break a fucking boss my fucking now Oh, oh, yes now you're gonna go back pedal guys guys Teresa's my fiance Teresa at 50 years of age

Put the foot down and says who she wants at the wedding. Okay, she doesn't want to and people to wedding Well a man a man should tell my sister you're out of line. That's what a man does It's like I did that and she put a foot down is what she did she put a foot down and Just like I'm hurt. I'm hurt. Bro. That's where it is. I'm hurt It's like you just called them, you know You guys are the ones who are saying you never insults of man's manhood That is my lowest of the low I could Joe is trying so hard to have a big screaming trauma and good for Louis for not giving it to him They know this home Depot Buddha. Good for you, buddy. They have

They have a very fluid definition of what a man should be because then food a chimed and he goes, he has the thing with Italians. Your older sister is supposed to guide you as your mother would. You that's a family dynamic is how it's supposed to roll. She failed. Food out with the fuck, Boota. I know. He's like, that's what a dallions did. And Joe's like, most of you can imagine. And I don't want to hurt the boy. And Lou is like,

but Theresa doesn't want to hurt no more either. You guys should talk. And he's like, honestly, I don't feel comfortable. I'm afraid I couldn't hurt again. Sorry, bro. Sorry. And Lou, he goes,

be full of love. I'm a real man. I'm afraid to get in a real man. He's a real man, he's a real man. He's a real man, he's a real man. He's a real man, he's a real man. He's a real man, he's a real man. He's a real man, he's a real man. He's a real man, he's a real man. He's a real man, he's a real man. He's a real man, he's a real man. He's a real man, he's a real man. He's a real man, he's a real man. He's a real man.

He's a real man. He's a real man. He's a real man. He's a real man. He's a real man. He's a real man. He's a real man. He's a real man.

He's a real man. He's a real man. He's a real man. He's a real man. He's a real man. He's a real man. He's a real man. He's a real man. He's a real man. That's justified and you should hear you know, then you should hear her and then you guys should let it go and Joe Tells us we talk she's gonna say you didn't defend Louis That's what she does she does not move forward. I was like well considering it was like three days ago in your time that you just said You kept food on the table while Teresa was in jail and they owe you

I think I think actually in this case, they're both with Louis saying you're justifying how you feel, but you should listen to your sister is actually a sensible thing to say, although it's hard to take it seriously considering that a scene ago, he was just like talking all the shit and adding fuel to the fire. And then Gorga, saying like, listen, I'm gonna, I'm gonna sit down and then she's gonna be like, you didn't defend Louis, you didn didn't defend Louis which is also exactly what's gonna happen

Yeah, but then Joe's just gonna keep saying you never respected my wife. You don't give us a respect So like they're just gonna throw broken records, you know all that the whole laundry must have you didn't do this Yeah, so Louis begging him to go talk to Teresa and he goes please Please Joe please Yes, so Louis begging him to go talk to Teresa and he goes, please Please, Joe, please and that's where we end for the week The song should continue. Yes, and that brings us to the end of real house loss of New Jersey That's the end of the innocence So everyone thanks for listening go vote in the craies. Go buy tickets for the crappies, whether it's virtual or in person. I think you'll be delighted, no matter what. And when you do buy

those tickets, tell us how you feel. Okay. Because I don't want to hurt no more. I don't want to hurt no more. He-me-me-me-me-me-me. Of Louis just sitting in front of his Buddha and his big round water fountain, listening to that in his AirPods while Teresa draws pastas in her journal. Yeah. It's beautiful, really. To that end, thanks everyone also for watching and we're gonna catch you on the next episode which will be Vanderpump Rules. So until then, have a good one, bye everyone.

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