Watch What Crappens - RHONJ: Tanned Parenthood

Episode Date: January 24, 2019

This week on "RHONJ," Tre and Frankie Jr finally take the stage for their fitness competitions, but not before soaking themselves in half the Garden State's supply of bronzer. Then it's off to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, where a diamond pendant leads to a screaming matching at a fancy restaurant. We sop up all the insults (and osso buco) as we recap all the madness. Comes listen! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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So this week's episode begins with basically morning in the Gorga household. It's Melissa sleeping in her bed with giant raccoon eyes, like with mama D's tolle makeup, like real natural. I'm sure you went to sleep in that. Yeah, she went to sleep with store awnings on her face, you know, those eyelashes. Melissa's eyelashes are the biggest. Yeah, I think out of everybody. Those things are huge.

I mean, woman, give your eyes a break. She's got to have headaches. Yeah, I mean, those things are like, they're like carnival slides, you know? Yeah. Like you have to put on a burlap sap to like, oh, near them and you just go slide down them. You can put one of your legs in them and you just go slide down them. You can put one of your legs in one and then your friends leg in the other one and go hop.

They look like the things at the bottom of a pinball machine that you press a button, the flippers, you know, just your giant eyelashes, you just like batting way balls trying to get them hit other things. Yeah, it's hot. So Gorgas walking through the house going, these women always sleep in hands, these women. Yes, it's a woman thing. It's those lazy women who only like to sell t-shirts. If they just slept a little less, maybe they could sell more than t-shirts, hey, buddy? Yeah, exactly. Those lazy women who enjoy

sleeping and going into retail. Yeah, damn women. Yeah. Darren women. Yes. Liquid suffrage did to this country. Me like the women over at Dolores's house. Frank Jr. is getting ready for his competition and Frank senior and Dolores are looking at him feeling nostalgic. I mean, they feel nostalgic about everything.

They see like a loaf of bread. They're like, I remember when there's no foot from the store. This is the great loaf of bread Dolores. Look at it now. We've already eaten three course of it. It's gonna be sad You know what I want to talk about right now the Lord's this loaf of bread, right? Like Frankie you're gonna do great come on come on over you guys gonna give you a Give you kids give me kids. I need a hug. Yeah, give me a kiss

Dolores goes in for the hug first. Oh Dolores. What are you doing? I was gonna get a hug You're always coming in your room to hug moment. Okay, I want to have a hug for Frank and myself. Why you got to reign on my break, Dolores? First, first you hugged Frank and you knew that you stepped on the Wonder Bread. I mean, it's called what the bread for crying out of. Like, you don't step on the Wonder Bread. You step on shit bread, but not Wonder Bread.

It's a wonder. Then over at Jennifer's house, she's waking up next to Olivia, who I guess they're trying to make Melania. I'm guessing that Olivia is the next Melania And here's what I say to that no ma'am. Okay. No ma'am step back step back child It's like Melania if Melania had been trapped in the overlook hotel for a winter season coming back My best friends Tate tape was the other one and Stephanie I think my best friends Tate tape Stephanie I just want to have a sound prime I don't care who's time I just want all my toys

and throw them out to the boys and's like, you want to make breakfast? You can mix the eggs. Oh, God, brush your teeth. Please. She's like, Mommy, you will not brush me out of this family. No, your teeth. Honey, your teeth. Now a child who really is becoming a little star.

Adrianna, when did this happen? I mean, she's always been, I think, the cutest. No chance of her children. Yeah, she's just like a little, I feel like there's a whole storyline that's being neglected with her. She's like lying on a bath mat and being like, well, the recital went well.

She just got off of the mad nay of doing Chicago and Broadway or something like that. She's all like ratted at it up. Yeah, she's like, give up the old man's a dance Obama. So she's like laying down the on a bath mat and trees is like, you did so good, you're excited. All. And I thought, you know, it used to be that people would dress their

dogs as children. And now people are dressing their children as dogs. Like, I don't know where they got this outfit from, but it's like a diamond collar. I don't know. It's just a disturbing outfit. Yeah, she's like a diamond collar, I don't know, it's a disturbing outfit. Yeah, it was like, I see my bathing suit.

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Gabriella arrives her first line of the entire season because Trees, Trees like showing off her back muscles and Gabriella's like, please don't. Yeah.

You've, I've broken my vow of silence to tell you to please stop doing this. Yes, I've come from the future where Thor told me even he's disgusted by your back. Stop. No, there it's gross. Okay. Also, Renee Russo is in trouble. Also, Natalie Portman is really sick of being in these movies.

I'm off to be killed off. Okay. Please. She's already made the mortgage. Yeah. So Teresa has like a great, uh, has had like a great breakthrough. Um, and she's excited to tell us that, you know, when I said doing this, I wasn't sure if I wanted to tell Joe because I thought he wouldn't want to do it and such. So I was like, I don't know.

Do I tell Joe's or do I not tell Joe's? And then I said, I'm gonna tell Joe's. I told Joe's he said he helps I win so you know He's changing in there Hi, I am changing I My best friend takes mom stop I Just want to change Joe when he's in prison with another Joe. Has it

go again, Melania's? He's not defensive about it. I was like, it's not for a guy. He probably couldn't climb up to that fence. He's like, so what? Who cares? I could probably climb death fence, but you know so what who cares? It's like a really sad prison break like he tattooed the Blueprints on his body, but everyone's like Joe. This is always supposed to be three pieces long and no offense But it's looking a little bit like it's ten pieces on your chest there Yeah, you said prison breaks when I'm taking the break so what so what who cares? Look at that here Look at that it wins time. Look at that here. All I'm saying is that the schematics keep on expanding, Joe. You know, I'm saying Joe, you ate the exit, Joe. Yeah. All this time, I thought there was a wall here.

It turns out the rest of the map is under this flap of fat. Yeah, it's like the green map, but Joe didn't even need a plastic spoon. He did it all with his mouth. So Margaret is it the jeweler? She's like, uh, hi, Alan. It's me classic. Well, I tell you you do it, Alan. Oh, Alan got such a look. Time to succeed you, Alan. Whoa. It's amazing. It's amazing. Jack, Jack, have you ever met Alan? But this is Alan Jack Jack Jack, you Jack Alan Alan Jack, you see his headlights on it. This is you can call it a woo go Okay, she got headlights Jack. It's like, I'm look at yeah, I know I know him. Yeah, we met once and he wants to Tangle the necklace for me for like an hour. You know, hi It's like is that what we're telling our husband and then he looks at her all sheepishly like he he he I think it's so much. So Marj is like,

you know, we should get to Teresa something that's strong because her book is strong, her back is strong, her denial, I mean that's strong. That's extremely strong. Okay, this is what I'm saying. Okay, this is what I'm saying. Strong. And I'm just imagining fast forward when you get the jewel. It comes out spelt. H-A-H-U-H-U-H-U-A-H-U-H-U strong. Why is this how? Why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, but just strong, not all that... I'm just saying, let's be honest. Look, I'm just saying, let me just be honest.

It says, I'm just saying, let's be honest. I mean, what's going on here? Just call it strong. That's not many diamonds. So, yeah, so they get to that. So now, they start talking about Danielle the night before at Melania's thing and talking about how she's crazy and then also they start talking about Jennifer and Marge is like I mean oh actually about I'm sorry about Danielle Marge is like last night I mean we say more okay next topic like, we need to say no more. Okay, next topic is like, let's talk about my possible third sister. It's like, all right, I'll talk about this. Well, I don't want to talk about that.

All right. You know, when she's losing, she's fine. It's the drug Jennifer that you've got to watch out for. I mean, are we kidding here? Like, can we be honest here? Like, are we serious here? Let me be honest here. Can we talk? Okay, let's go. Oh. So now we got over to Jennifer and she's arrived at Phil's office and she has brought Olivia with her and Olivia is like, maybe I want my makeup box.

And she's like, you want to make it so big though, you want that box? I want it mommy I'm not just if you heard any shuffling throughout the country that was people lining up a plant parenthood It's like an ad Okay, and then she still has her sucker in her mouth her little bob i saw that but i think it was actually a blow pot like a ring pop or something so i also is about to i was like who and she still has a pacifier is like oh wait no i think it's i

think it's a lollipop oh my god i don't get the passie shame a kid what the hell what else is not this time damn it i'll let you just have the plan parent her remark whoo whoo whoo thank you it's like a nice gift yeah What else is not this time? Damn it. I'll let you just have the planned parenthood remark. Thank you. It's like a nice gift. Yeah. So anyway, so Olivia has this gigantic make up box,

which is crazy. It's like two times the size of her. She looks like a little cartoon. Like this giant box of two little feet underneath it, you know? Yeah. So they're going to visit daddy at the office because he doesn't want that. And she's like, hi, I brought you sushi and he goes,

it's daddy's favorite. Hi, welcome. Thank you. Daddy's favorite sushi. California roll. Philly roll. Rainbow roll. Tastes the rainbow. Yeah, Iilly Row, Rainbow Row.

Taste the rainbow. Yeah, I like to come see, you know, bill works a lot. So I like to come see him once a week, you know, so it's a good way for him to see the kids. Okay. Really, you're taking your kids to the plastic surgery office for quality time. Yeah, I also like to pop in because you know,

so many women who are all over Bill and they're like, I just love your husband and I'm like you know what so do I I love my husband to you stay off bitch I'm like how and how many of these women are like crawling all over Bill just remind me get to do with ballpark number please yeah proof for it didn't happen I need receipts on that one and then gen so Jennifer wants to have a private talk with Bill so she's like Olivia, do you want to see the other workers? And Olivia's like, kind of think, think go, say, but only with you, ma, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

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It's gonna be a fun time. It's gonna be the trip. It's gonna basically be an excuse to party and Bill goes, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, you're in tequila. That's gonna work out well. Mm-hmm. That's just like, well, you know, I still haven't resolved it with Mars and you know I have that little person in my mind.

I'm like, yes, we all know you have that little person in your mind. She goes, okay. There's a little person inside of me screaming, say this, say this, say this, and coincidentally, I am setting up that little person with my brother to get married. I met that little person six years ago at a Ralph's and Pickypsy, but finally that little person called my little person. Anyway, long story short, the only way I can get that person So I mean to shut up is to order it's something from Amazon Prime. So anyway, we're getting you back in cleaners

Oh, she's like if she others one word about my brother. I'm taking her down She's going to start to feel my wrath And then Olivia comes in she's's like, Mommy, I need new perfume, please. I was like, that's the one. That's like the first time I've agreed with this kid. Okay, just put it, just put a blade plug in in her ear and center back. Oh, plug it in, plug it in. So then now we go over to Powerhouse gym where tree meets up with Frank at the

And he's like, all right, let's see. Okay. Okay. Yeah, yeah, but look your butt's getting a little small now Yeah, that's really good. Hey, you know what's like? You've seen Wonder Bread before isn't it like the nice bread? Yeah, I've said no, just curious I can't learn enough song Teresa what you need to do yet that's some home pride okay like home pride holy bread. It's a delicious bread. I recommend it highly I like that he's like so how was the vineyard Teresa how was it how was the vineyard but yeah Frank's dying to know about those vineyard Drift you know yeah exactly I did it. Drinking the out of girls drink. Oh, but the girls were onto Laura's. And he's like, well, what am I supposed to apologize? She can be my best friend.

Like, so what? So what's the voice? She's some of my best friend. Have you ever squeezed a bread that feels like velvet? That's my question. But what happens if you're getting in the law is his way says way well you know I mean there's like a lot of bread out there so I you know I feel terrible if she wanted another type of bread and I was kept to bring home the one bread and she didn't even want that sort of bread no no romantically oh oh oh oh that's fine I don't care one time she said look at that rainbow frank and I'm a slacker that's there that's what I say That's what I'm saying about it.

Yeah. Dolores, it's always said that she always hated what I hollered at her, but it turns out she just really hates holla bread. OK. So we don't get it anymore. It's things are a lot better. That woman is all bagel. I'm telling you that right now.

That girl is an everything bagel to me. You want to see Dolores lose her mind? Bring her Biali. See what happens then? She's like, she thinks there's a hole in the middle and then she hits the middle and she's like, wait, there's no hole. I can't tell you how many others you've had about Biali's. Okay. And he's like, you would definitely think me if I stood in the way. You know, look, what am I going to stand in the way? No, I'm going to move out of the way. But you know, then I also agree that I'm there. You know, so what are you going to do? I'm there. Like I go to bed thinking Pebbles it pebbles, pebbles, pebbles, pebbles.

I was like, what am I supposed to do? Find somebody else, like, what's this gonna make me dream like that? You know, unfortunately, I'm about as wide as the tractor trailer. So when I try to step out of the way, it turns out I'm always just in the way. So it takes me a long time to get out of the way.

He's like, no, it's gone straight on you, right? Check it out. Yeah. I have to point out at the scene before I ended when Olivia is like, I mean, you please. Bill goes, if you go home, I'll buy it. Yeah. I mean, rhyming her to get out of the office. No number five. So we then cut to March doing something that I feel like happens to so many of us She she gets startled by some eyes. Sorry. That was my phone twinkling It was much like that white. Why do you talk about why I guess I guess I don't know that

Yeah, she opens up her freezer and like ice pours out and she's like what what what what what is this like the return to sticky flicker in ice form? Okay, like what's going on? And Joe's trying to clean a grill. He's like, this is disgusting. And she's like, all right, Joe might that be the most productive man. But he sits on the swing and he listens to my problem. So, let me be honest with you.

I can tell him anything. Like, that's it. I'm just saying, I can't. He's, she's like, okay, Joe, let's talk about something. He's like, is this going to be about Jan. He's like is this gonna be about Jan? No, but I was watching bring it on and I was really enjoying the scenes with Jan Jan the Trinity man And I thought if Jan and I had been married Jan Jan the Trinity man and I had been married and then his son became a strange What I would do to bring them back together just theoretically He's like I don't care about this all right

I'm about I pick people together, I'm the glue. Alright, love is the glue. That's what I do. I'm an adorable fixer. That's me, I'm the cute adorable fixer. I mean, this is what I like, this is what I like, Joe. Okay, he just accepts the march for exactly years. The cookie girl who's got a lot of love to give.

Like, a lot of love to give. Like, almost maybe too much if you ask Jan. You know what I'm saying? Okay. This is the march. I guess it's time for a commercial. There's something like that. almost maybe too much if you ask Jan, you know what I'm saying? Okay? Okay. This is the match. I guess it's time for a commercial. There's something like that. I don't know. No, I need, I don't need a commercial. I need a new living room. Okay, Joe, that's what I did. Okay, classic match. Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellas-I. And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the hosts of Wonder Woman's new podcast, Dis and Tell.

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lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. So Melissa is at dinner and she's waiting and I'm like, God, this cast is so rude. They're always making someone wait and it's her own family. It's your sister's in their mothers' room. And they're all drunk. They're all partying down at TGI

Friday's the happy hour and they took, you know, they took a side car. They didn't even take a Uber lift. They took a side car up there. And so they're just there and they're just like drunk and laughing. And Donna is just like having the time of her life. She could she's laughing so hard that I'm laughing for no reason. Yeah, she's cracking up. I'm's like, geez, I know they were trying to loosen her up a bit, but come on. Come on, guys, we look ridiculous. I'm like, uh, weren't you the one like helping throw glasses against walls last year? Calm down over there. Yeah, exactly. So Donna's like spilling her martini everywhere. She's like, my lured, my lured. Um, and so

Melissa, of course, always the fun one, decides to bring the mood down by talking about how, when she was younger, when I was younger, I didn't exactly live in a perfect household. I saw a lot, I saw a lot, you know, and like, oh, great. Yeah, they all stopped clapping. They're like, thanks, Melissa. Like, thanks for the free dinner and everything,

but is this the price to pay? Yeah. Exactly. So Melissa, Melissa, Melissa starts talking about how she saw that medium, uh, who I believe was at the same medium who was like, I'm just, I'm just a girl in your jersey standing in front of a ghost telling her, I love him. Yeah. Yeah. That was her. Yeah.

So she tells about the medium and how the medium said you have a third sister and Donna's just like, I don't think so. He would have told me. It's like yeah, a serial cheater. That's one thing they're known for honesty. They love telling their wives about children. They've signed her in other families. And Melissa's like, but yeah, but you're the last person you'd want to know.

And I lost daddy is such a young age. This is a way for me to connect with them. And it's like, connect with him and some strange woman, Melissa, which I'm with the mom. Yeah. I mean, I'm totally with the mom. And also, I'm kind of with Melissa because I want this girl to come in and do to Melissa, what Melissa did to Trey. Yeah. Because, you know, it's family karma. I want this girl to come in and do to Melissa what Melissa did to tree. Yeah, because you know, it's family karma.

I want it to be Kim D. I don't know how it would be possible, but I just want it to be Kim D. Congratulations Melissa, I'm your sister, clink clink. I'm back baby. So, Donna's like, you know what, this is what's gonna give you closure and your stupid cookie head. Then fine, go do it it I don't care. It's like really? I don't care and like wow We thought you'd be so angry. It's like the kid is innocent. Okay, the child is innocent. No the mother That's not the story. I'll kill her. I'll kill her. Where is that? Just like drunk and laughing again. I

Gave him for I forgave him for everything else. Why not a kid? I mean he's dead. What else could I ask for him? What am I going to bury him again? Actually, that sounds like a good idea, Melissa. All right. So what I want from my next first day, dig him up and bury him again. Yeah, I can't wait for the episode where the egg zoom is skeleton from like behind them all. Jennifer is like, wow, would anybody like to use one of the toilets degree? It's like in Foramis. So let's go over to Beach Bumbuti. Yeah, this is the scene that proves that the family that spray tans together mostly

stays together. Yeah, wow. I don't really know what to say about this, but wow. Well, if anyone was wondering why there was a shortage of tanning supplies in your neighborhood, that's because most of them had to be shipped to this location. So tree and frank and frank came to Lorswara at the spray tan place together. And they're all getting because the competition is like a day away or something like that so Theresa goes in and Goes and gets her tan and Frankie's they're talking about like what I can't believe

Just Frank's like by this time tomorrow. Can you believe it? We'll already know how what you guys are doing Can you believe it? Well, they were all gonna sit down and break bread like literally we're gonna go find some wonder I just break it in half and I don't get half some will be wonderful Yeah, they get straight tan and I'm just sitting there horrified. I'm not really understanding this whole cultural. Yeah, I was working out culture where you have to get spray tan to look better. I mean, that was horrifying. And I was just really sad for the cleaning lady who had to do all their sheets and I mean Dolores. Yeah, exactly Dolores. You know, I walk from the kitchen to the living room to the kitchen, and I just see footprints

everywhere, you know? I just see spray-tanned footprints, and I get sad because I'm like, oh, someone's here, and I realize, no, those are from five days ago, and then you just can't get the thing. You can't get the thing right out of your floors. That's what I've discovered. But I like it. It makes me feel like I'm in a busy household again. I don't feel as eviscerated.

Mm-hmm. Lest eviscerated. Yeah. So they're talking about the competition coming coming up and Frank, he's like, I'm nervous. And to Laura's like, Frankie. Which I don't know why it amused me. It's just like, you know what I get nervous about pebble tile when there shouldn't be any pebble tile on the wall. That's what I get nervous about. Frank, you didn't tell me you were going to get spray tan today and I will never,

oh, wait, it's on my i-cow. Oh, yeah. All right, you're okay. I have to give you. I'm never gonna trust him again. He's gonna be using a tanning bed and now he's spray tanning. I don't know. I got to rebuild my trust now.

All right, well, it's rebuilt. Okay. Let's go. Let's go. So Marge is over her house with assistant and Marlani. And she's like, Marlani, can I be honest to be honest? Marlini, I was like, what do you want? She's like, coffee, that's right.

Well, I want some coffee, Marlini. Seriously, like, coffee, that's what I want. There's no rest for the barge. Okay, I've got this gala opening with kids and the costumes. And I want poop. I want pop art. Okay, so I had a pop art. I had a focus group with my friends, the kids. Okay, and then of course I had to bribe them with pizza. It's how I got out of I want pop art. Okay. So I had a pop art. I had a focus group with my friends the kids

Okay, and then of course I had to bribe him with pizza. It's how I got out of the closet with jam You know, thank God they got me there with the stuff I had a free one coming for Domino's and and that ended that whole thing Yeah, she had this little focus group and Fabio Viviani was there and first of all she said Fabio Viviani from Blueprint was there I'm like he is not Fabio Viviani from Blueprint. No, he is Fabio Viviani from Top Chef. How dare you replace one Comcast entity with another? I reject that. Also, I would tell so bad for Fabio. Yeah, he's like, now you're a chef for Blueprint, making pizza at little kids parties. And he looked all sad and he was all like bearded he's like I'm hiding. I'm a record Fabio. Has his star fallen so far that he no longer warrants his own scenes? He's just like relegated

to the corners of an episode and a flashback? I was really upset because I thought it was like the highlight of the episode when when the kid is like Jackie's kid is like do you make chicken parm? He's like I am a killer chicken parm and then Jackie's son is like, oh my god. It's like you've been a private chicken parm person entire life and finally this was this moment. Yeah, I felt really bad for Fabio. It was hard for me to concentrate. I was like, who's making Fabio a cute outfit to feel better? You know, like we need need, there's a charity. Just make some cute clothes for X Top Chef contestants who have fallen to Blueprint, okay?

Yeah, seriously. Like Blueprint, that should be like a freaking, what's that guy who I can't stand? Brian Malarkey. That's like a Brian Malarkey lane. Fabio deserves better than that, for sure. Read. So then New Jersey's answer to Michelle Wolf comes comes by her name is Serena

Kensigliara and she's an invitation designer and I just mentioned her just because I love saying her name I don't even know if I said it right Kensigliara I don't know I didn't write it down Kensigliari is she's like yeah Serena Kensigliari do I look like Natasha Leon do I look like Michelle Wolf you decide the. In the old days, the consigniaries were there to advise the boss, and I'm here to advise the boss. On invitations! Yeah, she is Serena is wearing so many bangles and bracelets and jewelry that her entire scene

just sort of, just sort of sounds like this. Just sort of sounds like this just sort of sounds like All right, this is this is what we're gonna do. We're gonna have We're gonna pop our hot part looks nice and then maybe we're also gonna do a little You know some fonts there. Okay, boy Marjus just like do it like to be honest. Just do whatever you want. I'm getting ahead like you jingle your jingle guas over there So then Serena leaves. I was, I don't know why she had like a whole chiroin and a whole scene. I feel like she probably was like formally from blueprint and then like as of last night,

she was fired. So they were like, well, fuck, we can't edit out this whole scene, but we can take away, we can take away our title. No. Um, so then we see Teresa getting ready to go to her competition and I only mentioned that because no nose there and he's like, bye bye! Yeah, bye bye! Go win! We should also mention by the way that Marge has a big plan at her gala to reunite Jan and at her gala to reunite Jan and his son Brett. So that's another scheme that is a foot. Oh, Lordy. Yeah.

So Dolores is, though everyone's going to this fitness event basically. And she's like, remember when Frankie couldn't even fill out his PJs when he was born? I was like, are you weight-shaming your baby, man? Frank is like Dolores, he's a baby, okay? He's a baby Dolores. I've never been so ashamed of my life. I mean, I'm a bodybuilder. Frank is like, Dolores, he's a baby, okay? He's a baby, Dolores.

I've never been so ashamed of my life. I mean, I'm a bodybuilder. My baby can't even feel as pajamas, I totally free. Frank is in the hospital holding that little baby. Okay, so you can't feel out your suit, but you know what, let me look at your butt. All right, we're gonna do that. We're gonna do that with some buck girl.

You know, can I get some spray tan in here? It's gonna make you look much better, Frankie. Look, he's already about the size of a piece of Wonderbrand. I love it They walk out with a little coffee bean. It looks like spray tan into that They're just like they already just have like the spray tan like on Dolores Vagina as the baby's crowning All right, you gotta start them early. Okay. I see I see some head. Let's go. Let's go Alright, you gotta start them early. Okay, I see I see some head. Let's go. Let's go You know what Frankie you didn't even cry when you came out you were the best little baby you spent the entire time just going

That's why I said quiet now It's's just trying to go to a car wash. Sometimes I still have wake up out of my boobs. What can I tell you? So, yes, the competition and wow, a lot of spray tan going on here. So Frankie's only got three. He's saying, it's me. A Frank was right on the stage that nervousness went away. She like kind of she turns around and like semi bends over and like opens her butt cheeks.

She's like presenting herself. She's like a raccoon in heat. She was just like, it was like this really weird. Like, what was that? It was like approaching like porn star this really weird. What was that? It was like approaching porn star stripper move, but not quite. So it was just like the sheet, it was just a weird, like, and look at my butt, you see Frank's hand marks,

you see Frank's hand marks. Does it look like a rose to turkey back there? Good. Without her hands, she opened her butt cheeks. That was the craziest thing I've ever seen. It was like a white lady half a twerk It looked like it was like something that Guillermo del Toro created So she went third place Frankie went first place. Yeah, and Dolores is like wow

I listen I was watching these two calm down the aisle and I just I felt so proud I felt like a parent you are a parent and then they have her overdub to both of them I also appreciated that they overdub the announcer because it was pretty much this it was I think the same announcer that did the cow showing in Oklahoma where they're like in first place is the black. Oh, it's like, could you please tell that PA to put a little more effort into his fake Jersey body building show announcing? Third place goes to Bessie the Cow.

It's like retake. I can't listen. All you have to do is read from the cards, sir. Oh, god. Look, we messed up our looping. So yeah, so Trees like, for the first time in my life, I got to do something just for me. Yeah, Treesa, that's Treesa never doing anything for her.

Yeah, exactly. So Joe and Melissa the next day, they're everyone's packing. It's time to go to Cabo's everyone's packing and Melissa's like you like this Swimsuit and just like whoa, that's a little too sexy, huh? We're trying to do here. What you just woke up like what is what is it 3 p.m. Jesus women Women what their dreams of retail and sleeping late and wearing bikinis that are too sexy that then turn on men and it's their fault And she's like it's time for for Tray to eat and drink Joe. And he just looks at her like with those confused wide,

methy eyes. God, I love him. Me well over Jennifer's house. Like, okay, it's time for me to leave to go. And Olivia is just like, you are not leaving this family. You probably don't stand me. I'm coming! Pinky promise you won't leave without me.

It's like, uh, can't Pinky promise, okay? But I can't threaten to murder someone you know whose name arrives with Barge, right? Don't forget, in this family, don't call it a Pinky promise. We call it an Amazon Prime Delivery. So yeah, I think that's pretty much all she's angling for at this point because every time she screams in Yeltsin wine she gets some Amazon. Yeah, yeah. So Dolores is Dolores is like, uh, Frank, you know what I'm going to do? Well, I pack. Okay, here's what I did. I walked from the kitchen to the living room to the study to the kitchen. And then I thought, you know what I'm going to pack, but that's not enough. I'm going to do some squats. What do you think of that? He's like, okay, good. Good. Dolores. Do some squats then. Where do I thought, you know what, I'm going to pack, but that's not enough. I'm going to do some squats. What do you think of that? He's like, okay, good,

good, lorith, do some squats then. What do I care? Do it. All right. I'm going to call my mom right now and see what she's doing. Hey, mom, what are you doing? Eating a cookie? Great. Okay. Bye. Cookies. Does Frank have a desk in the closet? What was happening in this? I actually didn't, I don't know. I don't know. I'm doing the books in the closet. What was this? No, I'm out. This is the Frank guest. I see him here and I think about, I like, other people still be a lawyer over here. So I say, uh, sir, I'm defending the one, the one the bread who has a case against some rye bread and, uh, the, uh, maybe, may,

may I approach the bench? And then, you know, I have to go over to the bench. Thanks Frank, that's really romantic. What, we want you to say, we want you to sit forth. So Marge is like, Joe, I hope everyone behaves. I mean, that's like literally crazy because yesterday, Marlady, I had some sugar, she brought it to me in a teaspoon, Joe. Like, who does that? Like, do I even have any power?

What barge am I in today? He's like the fabulous one. She's like this right classic fabulous barge. That's it. It's a funny barge. And this girl Jennifer will behave or I'll kill her. Okay. My lady come in here.

She's like sugar. She's like no, put down the spoon, my lady. We're going to tell her over this house. My lady please. Hey, my lady, how do you say bitches Spanish? Because you know Spanish, right? And Marlene is like, fly, fly. That's beach. Okay, I would say bitch. And my lady goes, I don't say bad words. That's

a lie. Classic lag by lady. Meanwhile, because Marlene has been calling her bitch all this time, I just want to feel what that word really means. So now they all get on the plane. And no one spills anything on themselves. Sorry about that. Ton, yeah, from Real House of Atlanta. And they arrive in Cabo and it's like Ray and Rainey.

And they're in theiro and it's like Ray and Rainy and they're in their like bus and Teresa's like, Sam, we're about the rain's is. And then in the van Marge is like, this is going to be so fun. Teresa, Teresa is going to be in a Mexico by. Have I read everyone? They're like, that is classic. That's what they call the classic bot. The driver's like, I just everyone is like, ah, that is classic. That's what they call it, classic part. The driver's like, I just got out of a coma.

I'm so insensitive. I literally have a Mexican coma. Okay. So then, yeah, you know, if Teresa has a grammar issue, guess what? She's be having a Mexican coma. Get it. It's called back, It's call back.

It's call back. So they get to the hotel. And of course, like the management's there with like cocktail, like coconut cocktail. And of course, Danielle has to be like, well, I'm allergic to coconut, but I'll still do a toast because I'm seeing players. Like thanks, Danielle.

Like what? Yeah, thanks. I'm sure that busboy really gives a fuck what you're allergic to. Okay. Gracie Fae drink the water, drink the water. So tree's like, all right, have a room into Asia. Mother's touch, Jackie, a Margaret, you didn't get it. I was like, just please write this down. I can't listen to you right now. All right. So I'm gonna be with Dan Yelves, the Loris and Jen, get their own sweets, and then Mel Melissa, Jack and Marge, they're going to be with Fetty Wap. Yeah, but I'm sharing, I can't wait to grow up, I'll tell you that much.

So I don't understand how this works out until I see the rooms because it seems like oddly unfair that some people get their own giant sweets. And then Dolores has to share with or who has to share. March Jackie and Melissa. Yeah, but I guess they have like a bigger who cares like honestly am I going to give them to this? What are my housewife now like seriously? Like to be honest, like I can't.

I need to know the logistics of this situation. I mean, I was sort of wondering the same thing. I'm not going to lie. But in my mind, I said, oh, they probably have like a deluxe suite, whereas Jennifer probably has like a minor suite, you know, although it was pretty big, you know? Yeah. So the women are in there are different suite.

So first in the March suite, you know, they're talking about about Dan yell and Jackie is saying how Danielle's her own kind of cray And she's gonna stay away from her things like that Would you know Danielle's gonna bring that up at the reunion? Like when you said I was my own kind of cray that hurt that hurt. I'm not gonna like Well, it's even worse my daughter's for her Do my daughter's to serve this yeah The Teresa you know keeping up with the modern music over there. It's like I think I might be allergic to that just drink it shut up Daniel. I know

Just drink it shut up Daniel. I know Legitimable flooring or come on Daniel. So yeah, so now Teresa is talking about like Marge and Danielle and like what things things that have gone wrong. I think It's sad to see what happened to you two's She's like the girls got problems with her, but I don't cuz she's been nothing but nice to me Do how I mean I know Teresa doesn't have the biggest nut on a tree, but good Lord woman how quickly we forget yeah So now everyone's getting ready for dinner and Jennifer She calls her she calls Bill on the phone and she's like hi. hi Bill. It's your wife Jen. He's like

Driving home We who's we oh I know Mike and I went into the city we went sauce fabulous show Now driving back is not Tendolizing You promised you would spend time with the kids, Bill. Okay, like what are you gonna be home tomorrow night? You home? You home tonight? You home tomorrow night, huh? Oh, wouldn't you like to nail-hip operations?

Okay, you're gonna be home with no guys over? There could be girls. Girl time. I was cracking up with this. It's like, Belle, I want you to take this series, okay? You're gonna spend some time with the kids and he's like, okay, boss. Got it, boss. Oh, we're bossy, boss. Who's the boss?

I guess the dangerous call me. That sitcom was just hampered. All work, no play. That sick call was just answered. Mm, all work no play. Makes Bilt Bill a dull boy. Mm, red, red, red, red, blue. Liviest here. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Working nine to five on a way to make a living.

Bollocks. Just a day at the Steno pool. Mm, ha, ha, ha, ha. Don't harass me, don't me Coleman An evil boss How do I work this coffee machine? Oh files everywhere Bye boss and she's like motherfucker No so good so Marge is over in her place with Jackie and Melissa.

And Melissa is like, why in the clock? Look, Melissa has less of an oxis this season than she has been in the past. I'll give her that. Yeah, but she does talk like a raw stress for less. Yeah, I was about to say that that was very Gina's casita right there. Almost like gather. So it's like bathroom. Like okay. So Marge pulls out the thing or someone pulls out the pendant that says strong on it and like my radar is beeping because at the end of the original scene of the jewel in the beginning, there was this moment when they said, oh yeah, we'll ask Jennifer and Dolores to go in on it. I'm sure they'll be nice and they'll be from all of us.

I was like, that's where they ended the scene with that. Now we're getting another moment with this thing. I'm like, something's going to go wrong and I'm very excited. Yeah. And Marjorie's the one who's like, of course we're going to ask him to come with us. It could be all this like it's the dice thing to do. Like, what do we get to do? I can't. So they decide that they're going to bring them in.

So we see this necklace and it's strong. And then there's a period by it, which I didn't, I didn't really understand. But I was like, okay, but some punctuation and dissentence. Okay, and dissentence. The period is to remind of the period of time that she was in camps. So they go to dinner and he's like, let's do a shot! And Jen's like, you know,

I don't know if mixing alcohol is good for me. I'm sticking to my thing. Can I have some tequila on the rocks with some? I like with someone's like, I'm just gonna be good tonight. I'll have some tequila. Yeah. And also like on top of that,

like because at first I was confused. I'm like, didn't Theresa just order to kill the shots, but I guess there were cafe to kill us, which I've never had, which just to kill with Baleys. I don't, I can't tell that'd be good or bad, but it sounds disgusting. Yeah. It's whatever.

I do love Baleys and I do love to kill us. I'm just not sure if they work well together, but you know, hey, so Jennifer's already awful because she's like, tomorrow, I was thinking that we could do something really fun. We could go shopping and get like some raros and maracas, you know, things like that, things that Mexican people do and wear, you know. I was thinking we get like little bushy mustaches and put them on and then a punch that we just run around and go,

ah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Wouldn't that be fun girls? Maybe two guns we could wave in the air places? It'll be fun. I was thinking we could have hot chili peppers, and then our face could turn red, but it'll be red from the chin and up to the forehead, and then smoke will come out of our ears. It'll be hilarious. So the lure is like, ow, for the kids.

Like you need more noise in your house, okay? Okay. You guys have fun, okay? I'm coming to the pool. I don't even care what you say, okay? Jack, Jack is like writing down her next article. I couldn't help but wonder, can you give your kid offensive toys from Mexico and still have not be monsters? So everyone's ordering food, Dolores orders salmon. I don't know why I wrote that down. But Teresa's like, ah, it's a boogo! So then Teresa has this whole thing of like, you know,

when I was on, you know, I always was eating healthy, as I was eating proteins and stuff, but you know, I really liked all the eating that I did on the diets and like, you know, I don't want to go back to the cheeseburgers and the bad eating. I want to see healthy eating. And then they cut to this giant,

awesome boogo that's like just dripping with grease. And the grease has its own like separate. I want to see healthy eating. And then they cut to this giant, awesome, boogo that's just dripping with grease. And the grease has its own separate pools of grease to go with it. It's like, yeah, like this. And then Marj was like, okay, to reset, can I be serious for a minute, to be honest? This is crazy. We got to your gift.

You know what? Because you're strong. Please open it. And say, oh, thank you. Strong period. I do got strong periods. You're right. How do you know that? I have a strong flow. So Jennifer's like doing this like crazy. And so clearly she's upset. Like, what's Jula? Did you did this? And Marjorie, it's, you know, someone in anger would. Did you know that my brothers at Jula? Did you know? And Melissa plays up. She's like, oh, I had no it's you know someone in anger would Did you know that my brothers at Jula did you know and Melissa plays up?

I had no idea you know Just he could have done it for a fraction of the course and Marge is like oh I Be come at you. He's not like I let all right What what what what do we have Chesa go to log Island? I mean come on Let's be honest. I mean I'll just go to log island? I mean, come on. Let's be honest. I mean, I just go to log island altogether. Like, what are we? Like, Jan on a bender?

No, it doesn't work that way. So Jan's like, well, it would have come out better if you had my brother do it, you know? Now's the best time to make him do jewelry because soon he's gonna be happily married and too distracted by Melda. Don't even know what you're talking about. Alright, I called you about this and you said it was fine.

So why now is it to speak? I think the drinks are going to your head. Okay, that's it. I think the drinks are going to your head. Well, I didn't think you were going to buy something real. I thought I was going to be costume jewelry. I told you we were getting a custom piece of jewelry. What would we do?

What would you get custom fake jewelry? Come on. Come on. Why would I pay? What would you get custom fake jewelry? Come on, just a couple of- Why would I pay for something that's like fucking not for my brother, that's why would I get something for something to do that mad right now? And Jackie's like, I think she's missing the point because the point was to get something for Theresa

and not to get her brother a sale. I'm surprised we didn't come back to dinner for me. The point is to get my brother a sale. It's because it's fucking ugly. Sorry Teresa. Yeah. The march is at the top of my shit last. First, she makes a male order, a male order joke.

Second, she goes to somebody other than my brother. Third, I forgot the third, but I'm gonna kill her if she does another thing. And she goes, you know what? It's ugly. There, sorry tree. I just don't like it. That's my opinion. And word is like, uh, actually literally, that's bad matters. But she just stand okay. Yeah. By the way, just say it, just so you know. She's like, you know what? So I have bad matters. I own it. She's like, you know what? So I have bad manners. I own it. And she goes, baby, I am on point like nobody's business. Some hard she goes, really? So is your fucking, so is your fucking lip liner. Why don't you fix it? Why don't you fix it? I mean, Jesus.

Child that's my, Jennifer is so that girl to be like, yeah, just jealous. Jealous of her lip liner. Yeah, yeah. She looks like like a monkey's asshole. Okay, and everyone's like wow Jennifer guys a monkey's asshole that you fucking suck probably I like that she it qualified it Just that you fucking sucked theoretically. I don't want to be on the record is saying that this is a fact But allegedly and quite possibly you suck that monkeys asshole that looks like my mouth. Only Jersey, you know people wonder why Jersey is still on the air this like where do you get to hear this shit? This is crazy.

The screaming at this like relatively nice hotel restaurant and everyone's like oh my god. Like this is a group of people that is never demured. The moment this is a cast that has never had an ounce of shame about screaming and throwing glasses in a restaurant. I mean, they threw plates and glasses in Milan at a nice restaurant, okay. I know Melissa's mortified and A, she's married to Joe Gorgah and B, she threw a cake across the restaurant last season. Okay.

So Jen goes, I've lost my appetite. This monkey's assos gotta be refreshed. You're just like, you're going through at the entire hotel. I like when she goes, I lost my appetite. Melissa goes, obviously. And they all start laughing. And so Jen leaves and Danielle's like, I'm gonna take you to the bathroom.

So they go off and march. She's like, yeah, it's so transparent. Like she's gonna take any chance to blind me. So of course she's gonna go with her. Cool. Yeah, so now that Danielle's gone, Teresa wants to know like what's gone wrong with Marge and Danielle with their relationship.

So they talk about like, like Marge says, she didn't like like how Danielle was treating her in the wedding and she saw Danielle's true colors and things like that and Tristica's yeah, but in the at the end of the day, it's about loyalty's it's like But if someone's being addicted to you, it doesn't have to any dude loyalty Yeah, if somebody is making up stories to make you look bad. How is that loyal? Teresa's so dumb. Yeah, so Marjord's like I love you, but Teresa look I love you

But the truth is you're a bad judge of character there. I said it. That's it. That's like, I love you, but Treeset, look, I love you, but Treeset is your bad judge of character there. I said it. That's it. That's it. And Treeset's like, I'm gonna check on hers because she has them done nothing but be my friend. I'm like, what am I chapped live off? I'm like, well, Marjord's yelling now. Wow. Yeah, Delores, like, someone giving, is there's a shop live? Is someone going to be had? I'll have some. That's Frankie's favorite snack. So meanwhile, Danielle and Jen are babbling loudly over in the lobby. You literally hear the echoing and they're just talking about this whole situation. Danielle is like, don't worry. Teresa isn't buying anything she's selling.

She's on our side. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Meanwhile, Dolores at the other table goes, you know, I have to say, Teresa was never the best judge of character. I mean, look, we're all her friends. And we're all pieces of shit, right? Right? Hey, you know, that's the best friend. Let me say she's never been the best judge of character. But you know what, though, She's been that way since she was 16. And she like says it in her own life,

but you know what though, at least she's a good person. But she's like, no, this has been a long standing problem at person she's been a teenager. Yeah. And she's like, yeah, but you know what they come and go, let it do a thing. Like, what are you gonna do?

It's Teresa. And Melissa's like, yeah, you know, and I say that to her face. And I'm like, you girls are so gonna get it. And I love it. I love that now they're all kind I'm like, you girls are so gonna get it, and I love it. I love that now they're all kind of like feeling more comfortable to come for tree. Yeah, exactly.

And then tree is like telling Jennifer, like, I'm all about saying how you feel and you did a good job with that. Yeah, and I like your lip line as a. And Jen's like, she meant to diminish my feelings. Give me a fucking break, lady. You just had a fit because your family didn't make money off of sale. Like that was the saddest thing.

Yeah, you just like had a selfish childish fit over something that should have been like a nice moment for Teresa. Yeah, and she's like, I like a lip line at hill. Ha, ha, ha, blink. And she's like, whether that's a good certain spin. Cut to the lures like spinning around in a chair. That's pretty fun. I got to say it's pretty fun. I don't know why this is used as an insult, you know, it's better than walking around in a triangle, which is what I do when I'm

sad, no, but you know, I can spend am I to see? Yes. Am I sad about it? No. If you know, I don't know, I can't't even see it looks like there's five of you Melissa The five of you who knows the best part is if you if you spin in a chair for long enough the pebble towel just looks like a bunch of lines Makes it much more tolerable Suddenly it looks like Frank did listen to me after all so what I'm gonna say you know thank you Frank And that was New Jersey. Yeah, that's it for New Jersey everybody. Yay. We will have a couple new recaps coming up this week.

We'll have a couple of our Charleston shows. We are going to... I'm not sure if we're releasing both of them or not. But we'll let you know later in the week. At the very least, below deck is going to be released. That's for sure. Yeah. So we will talk to you tonight or tomorrow. But it's coming. If you're wondering where's our below deck is going to be released. That's for sure. Yeah. So we will talk to you. Low deck will be tonight or tomorrow, but it's coming. It's coming. If you're wondering where's our below deck,

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