Watch What Crappens - RHONJ: The Devil's in the Dietls

Episode Date: June 16, 2023

The vicious Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion (S13E19) draws to a close with accusations, screaming, and several threats. And if you look real carefully, you can even see Bo Dietl's eyes behind one of the faux-Irish portraits on the wall!Thanks for having us, St. Paul!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I was like, mm-hmm. By the way, she could be talking about any fucking recipe from here. I've learned that too. Are there any other ingredients here, but slides butter and butter? Because it's amazing I even had lentil soup today and it was a stick of butter with like a little circle on top of it

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Why are you crying? And she said, well, it's just going to be my time soon. And I'm going to be in heaven and you're not. I was like, so ever since then, it's like stuck with me. But I'm telling you, she was so right. And I, every where we go, we bring destruction. We went to New York. We brought a blizzard.

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We have made it through nine reunion episodes. That's right. Our ninth and final, oh my God, I'm just like, I literally am base. I've based that my brain has basically turned into Snickers salad at this point Oh, yeah, we got some Snickers salad got some Snickers salad. Thanks courtesy of my friend Nikki. Thank you Nikki My that's a little Gorgonzola just gonna put it out there you do you you do you Well, welcome to watch our crap ends a podcast about all that crap on Broadway that we just love to talk about.

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What do you prefer? Do you prefer John Fudah waxed or do you prefer Mary? Well, whether he's like waxed or whether he's hairy, I just find out. Fudah, Fudah, Fudah. Whether he's like waxed or whether he's hairy, I just want to You know the whole lower thing I mean disgusting, okay, they tried to blind side me with the information from a Teeny tiny little trowel what court reporter from ten of fly Yeah, well, surprise you idiots, we all knew, okay? I've been know-back.

Yeah, well, yeah, okay, well guess what? Conversate isn't a word either. I didn't know that, hey! We got you stupid. Jacqueline told me so much shit, and my brother was saying. Ah. This is like when you thought that Caroline Manzo puts you in jail. Uh-uh, I think you'll put me in jail. Hey, hey, Mr. Everything's great with me and Bill.

Everything's perfect. Instead of spending four hours in the pool house, now he spends three and a half hours. Yeah. You know what I think? I think if turning a child from a Broadway star into a love therapist with a crime, I'd have Margaret Putton sing sing, baby. I'm not a man. I'm not a man.

I'm not a man. I'm not a man. I'm not a man. I'm not a man. I'm not a man. And now the intense conclusion of the real housewives of fuck me, God was show even. Is this reunion? God damn, can I quit this job? Is there ever really an intense conclusion to this argument from the past 12 years? I don't think so.

So we open up, everyone is exhausted, okay? This cast is exhausted, the audience is exhausted, and everyone is exhausted. Okay, this cast is exhausted, the audience is exhausted, and these exhausts, the men come onto this show exhausted, okay. We just see, we start with the men just breathing. The men on this show all need to get checked out. First off, yeah. We already know they're all purple.

There are some circulation issues, okay. But they also all breathe like the grim reaper. Like every one of them is like, hugh, hugh, hugh, hugh, hugh, hugh. It's like there's fogging up glass, but there's no glass. You know? hugh, hugh, hugh, hugh, hugh. So there's actually no, there is one person

who is not heavy breathing, just heavy clenching. Oh! Like Louie in the corner. Oh, by the way, Louie's always doing his nose sniffing like he. Oh, where will, who knows, something's coming down the pike, you know? I do also just want to mention,

like how's keeping at the top of this show? This is obviously being recorded, not by watercraft, it's by bodiddle, so just make sure you are aware. Just want to make sure everyone's on the same page. Oh God. So the men breathe, That's my first note. I said the men breathe five minutes.

That's my note. So Andy's, they're talking about Botox. And Andy's like, oh, you guys should do Botox. Hey, Bill, should I do Botox? And Bill's like, only if you want to. I'm all about consent. He's only doing that because Andy is the boss, because you know Bill's ass would have been like,

Too late, bitch. Too late. Just tell me where you want the prick. Botox is prevent it is. Okay? It's too late. What are you gonna just not move? All of that? I mean, come on. You're supposed to...

Listen, we were all supposed to start, and we know it, okay? I didn't start until I was 47, okay? But you have beautiful skin, Ronnie. Thank you. And you know, I was just back there solo wave wanting it, asking, putting acid all over it, and being like, do not make me a moat tonight. I refuse.

Anyway, porn is too late. You know, just accept it. So. Then we get the fifth introduction to this episode. All right, all right. All right, ready? OK, and then we hear some of the go, five, four, three, two. Ah, there's a seven in the Andy.

Yeah. All right. Five, four, three. No, it's tree. No. Okay. From the top. Five, four, three. Oh my God. So here we go. So then, Addy's like, welcome back.

Let's welcome the Jersey men. Hi guys. Frank, you look great. First of all, I'm going to give you a hug. I'm going to give you a hug. I'm going to give you a hug. I'm going to give you a hug. I'm going to give you a hug. So then Andy's like, welcome back. Let's welcome the Jersey men. Hi guys, Frank, you look great.

First of all, congratulations to all of the men in New Jersey on whatever group tooth discount you all got. Literally every man has new teeth. Also, Jersey, if there's a job shortage in Jersey, here's an idea. Like when I was growing up, my mom was like, get into computers, get into programming. That's the future. And Jersey, here's the future.

Measure mouths. Because no one measures their mouth. Measure mouths? Do you have one size of teeth that you're putting in the people? Hey, yeah. These people can't even talk with their teeth. And he's like, how has it been there? Hey, hey, people can't even talk with their teeth. And he's like, how has it been there? Hey, hey, hey.

So we have an application here for a mouth measure. What's your name, sir? Yeah, Franky could tell you. I just lost my job over in real estate. That's a hot mouth measure if you ask me. Mmm, he could measure my mouth. Oh, so, uh, Amp is checking in with the boys. How's it not having to wipe Margaret's butt anymore, Joe Benino, since her wrist?

The fuck isn't this show enough? Don't we deal with enough? Hey, and Frank, how's your health doing? Because you went to the hospital like six times this season and no one even paid attention to it. Oh thanks, the anti-dexil hospital. The law was a big help. It was a big help. Brittany was great. She was pretty amazing to spoke English in the hospital but she was like wow this is like an Irish hospital something. like, wow, this is like an Irish hospital or something. She learned something new every day.

Really confusing Andy in there. You know, they said press one, five, press two for English. She actually pressed one, she didn't know what the hell floor I was on. I was telling you. She spent half the time looking for canoes because someone said there was no arm room. She thought I was oar.

I was stupid. I had parts. What? Uh, so Andy's like, you guys, I'm so stupid. I keep looking directly into the lights. I'm like one of the dumbest people. I do it all the time. I keep looking at you and then I'm like looking right into the sun.

No, and I try to, and then I try to look at the notes and I can't see the fucking mouth because I just look right into the sun. We call that method acting as in when you're trying to do a Teresa Giuseppe nation you look into the brightest light source. I don't know. I can't go. Bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, I can't see nothing. I can't see nothing. I can't see nothing. I can't see nothing. I can't see nothing. I can't see nothing.

I can't see nothing. I can't see nothing. I can't see nothing. I can't see nothing. I can't see nothing. I can't see nothing. I can't see nothing. I can't see nothing.

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Let me feel it. Whoa. Andy, you don't have to actually touch him to know how he feels, okay. And, uh, do you guys, it's like, I know, not do you guys, Gorgas, I was like, ah, Andy, hey, Andy, fill my chest. Put your hand on my chest, Andy.

Put it on my chest, Andy. Put it right there and he's like I'm ready to 12 years for this moment Don't threaten me with a good time, buddy But I love it him and Teresa have to prove to you that they're living beings by like approving that they have a heartbeat Both of them didn't and he's's like, Charlie, so just did that. Andy, feel my heart. They have to like, buzzer on, press your luck. No, it's my heart, Andy.

Oshra comes in as like, Andy, we need to see your hand. OK, can give me your hand, please. All right, sorry, it was a fire hazard. A lot of Tanner on that, OK. Let's wipe that off before you light into flames. So Andy is like, yeah, that's ironic, because that's what your sister said, too. He's like, that's how we show people we ain't dead inside, Andy, all right? So Andy's like, well, we've got your calendar in the back room with all the guys, and I'm sad to report there hasn't been one single

boner from anyone while looking at it. We've got a ring camera attached to that so I ended up feeling that yeah the Momenade's softball fortune not raising any money with that one yeah this is an amazing calendar made all the gay guys straight and all the women lesbians we're celebrating our first reverse pride in this country. So Andy's asking about Frank and that bunny out of the figure. We're like, ah, yeah, there he is. That made my life, eh? You know.

There he is. Oh, by the way, we also forgot to mention Andy asking Polly, like, like, hey, Polly, what do you think about this? I wish castle, I don't know if you heard, but the girls went to Ireland this season. Do you hear about that? Ireland, it's a thing. And then they get the moms reaction,

the memory of the moms reaction. Those men aren't hot. I'll tell you that much. What a bunch of fuck-oals. Disgusting men. I'm called like, well, she's my mom. So then we look at Fooda's new look. God bless Fooda.

Listen, I'm all for a little tooth action. Like I've already pointed out. Yeah. Mathmeds. Did somebody punch Fooda in the face? Fooda did something land on food is no, why is food a cross-eyed now? I got, I get lowering your calorie intake,

I get new teeth and I get lipo. Not yet, I will actually get lipo, trust, trust. But I get all that, but why is he like this now? Every time I got to him. He was a white cat, but They both are a little bit like, hmm, yeah. So Andy's, so Andy asked if food had got his life off from Bill, which he did in, and Andy's like, Bill, are you a little salty about that? And Bill's like, hmm, not at all, besides, I don't mind a little salt if it goes down smooth. If you know what I mean,

Are you asking my salt content Andy? Better find out. So Jen's like, we don't even do a vibe pal. So don't worry about it. Oh, thanks for the clarification. I'll have to take my group on elsewhere. I like when Jen draws boundaries. I like when Jen draws Bounder. I like when Bill draws Bounder. He's like, um, I'm not gonna do your nose.

She's like, I guess I'll do it in Turkey then, baby. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I've ever seen. So, we start with Louis Godass, Nonos pajamas. So Louis is like, no, no, let me clarify. Okay. Let me clarify. You know, I didn't sleep in her father's pajamas. It came out wrong. What I meant to say is I was going to the house,

going to all the stuff, and I found No No's, jock strap, and put that on. You know, I just wanted to feel closer to No No, you know? It still sounds pretty gross, like No No No No, that came out wrong, that came out wrong. And went through his stuff, you know, there was a box on the ground, blunt, No No No, No No's kind of. that came out wrong, that came out wrong. And went through his stuff, you know, there was a box on the ground, blank, no, no, no, no, no, it's kind of, so you know, just want to make sure.

Double bagged it, more, no, no, the better, you know. That came out wrong, I'm sorry, I came out wrong. It's not what I meant. It's not what I meant, not what I meant. It's not what I meant. So, I found some, uh, no, no animals. It was like, oh my god, stop getting closer to Nono for Christy. Leave Nono's things alone.

Fuckin' weirdo. What the fuck? Ugh. That guy is so creepy. And we've all had this experience with our girlfriends. Where you're just like, oh my God, you found somebody. I'm like, oh my God, I'm found somebody! I knew just all slowly start to look at each other like, oh shit.

We gotta stop this. I know. So Lou is like, listen, Joe, when I first met you, I know I tried to connect with you in so many ways, you know, wearing different pieces of clothing from your dad's parents, you know? I just wanted to be a brother-in-law, a brother-in-law wearing your dad's underwear, you know? One of our relationships with you, you know? Because I went home to your sister every night.

Yeah. You know what I want for you. You know what I want for you? It's the same thing I want for three. Family. One family. That's what I want for you. You know what I want for you. It's the same thing I'm up to three Family one family. That's what I want one family and garg is like me too me too Me too. Yeah me too me too me too me too me too me too me too me too me too baby me too me too Me too, you know what I want me too. I'm gonna add a name. I'd like to add a me too to this. Daniel's like, I don't get it. Just follow a long idiot.

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When my sister came home from prison, she was so humble. I mean, she was like the best after that. She, we talked every day, I loved that. Didn't I call you every day? Didn't I call you every day? Did I call you? Did I call you every day? How many times did I call you?

How many times? Yeah, yeah, because we were filming and stuff. And Margaret does the ultimate cilantro too, she's like, mm, mm. She's like, okay, I got a big leaf in my teeth and I'm going to suck it out, I'm going to suck it out hard. Yeah, because when we were in summer, you're in your wife, you didn't even call me, invite me out and not end. Teresa, five minutes ago in your time,

they showed pictures of you out without weirdo, that other weirdo with the teeth, the white, big teeth, the teeth that were too big for his mouth. That's just more evidence on the tooth pile, really, is the only reason I wanted to bring that up. Fix your teeth, get some help with your teeth. And then we find out that Teresa was actually only willing to go out with single people during this period.

And she's like, yeah, but you know what, I take, you know what, I take, you know, like Louis single sister at all the time. So why don't you take me as a single sister at all the time? And they're like, you're such an idiot. I can't even believe. Yeah, you shouldn't treat single people like that. I love single people.

How are the single ladies? How are the single ladies? Oh, baby. I'll miss the single people hang out in the pool house of time, baby. And Melissa's like, you shut up. You're going to be lying about what we did for you. And Teresa's like, you shut up. You're lying about what we did for you. And Teresa's like, you shut up, you're a liar! This too, these two, I called Ben after taking notes for this,

literally for three hours. And I was like, this is just Teresa and Melissa yelling shut up at each other. I know. I was about to say, and that was the show. So everyone, thanks for coming out tonight. Yeah, I am. didn't call me. You didn't call me. You didn't call me.

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You didn't call me. You didn't call me. You didn't call me. You didn't call me. You didn't call me. You didn't call me. and get each other and just keep yelling. And Teresa's like, this is the last time I'm never gonna talk to my brother. So let me talk to him. And she goes, oh, we're all right, okay. Okay, let her get it out then. It's the last time Teresa's ever gonna speak to Joe, okay. Yeah, the last time ever, the final final. And so far.

Very the last time we're making out, right? I mean, I say that out loud. Yo, we don't have to talk when we have sex. We can do it silent style. So, Greg is like, that's terrible. You know what, that's terrible. For you to say that, that's like the foyer in my new house. That's terrible.

Oh, wait. Someone is actually feeling bad for the foyer. Someone just went, oh! Architectural die just over there. I think, because when you're standing for a house, so you just have to stand by them no matter what. I think we're all guilty of that. I'm still at least a matter of promise. She didn't even read tabloids.

What do you mean? Like, I will stand up for anything. There's nothing you can say. I will not stand up for. I just feel bad for you, Melissa, people, because you just have so little to hold on to. You know what I mean? You know what? It's just Melissa.

What are you even hanging on to at this point? I have to foyer. Don't fuck with her foyer. I have to say, I will see you bad, because I have been on Team Melissa through this whole thing. And I know, and I know we're a country divided, I know, let's find. But I was thinking I was like, but you know, like if one of them has to go, like, if we lose Melissa, I mean, think of all those catch phrases she has over the 12 years, like, like like on display, and thank you, Jesus. Yeah, it's because it's gonna be a big, it's real.

It's a lot. Maybe I have a, maybe I might possibly have a sister somewhere, maybe. Possibly, possibly. None of them are concise, you you know we're gonna open a pasta pizza shop and I could possibly maybe wait tables in it like that does not fit on the sweatshirt man okay that's not gonna fit on a mug at Bravo there's no bumper sticker that's gonna fit that so anyway Teresa is still screaming at her for joining the show behind Teresa's back. And Luis is like, hey, Melissa,

Melissa, could you stop talking? Because Teresa's trying to communicate with their brother. Which is, they're both pounding on chest. Teresa and Joe are like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. They're communicating, they're communicating, okay? It's like a nature documentary. And I did realize one thing, just watching them, like, say nonsense, back of these few nonsense,

back and forth to each other. One of them has a problem with over blinking, and the other has a problem with never blinking. Yeah. Terris is like, ah, ah, ah, ah. She like fights like with blinking too hard. And Gorgas is just like, huh? Yeah?

Got fucking problem with that, huh? Yeah. Huh? That's not how you communicate, you know? For Christmas, just if you don't know what to get him for Father's Day, saline solution. Just get the man some eye drops. It's like their eyeballs are trying to do more scot

to each other, but they're doing it wrong. It's like remorse code. Because he's just like blank. And she's just like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, he's like doing the James from Vanderpump rules, Pucker and Pout thing, raised just like, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh! He's sending a bat signal to Sarah Jessica Parker to come save him in a helicopter. She's like, no. So I was like, all right, let's talk about something else for a minute. So Joe Plano, what's it like having a toddler in the house? Does Joe Gorgive or bring you a bottle of wine? Or does it just come empty handed and pee all over the toilet seat? God, he's charming.

And Joby is, oh hey. Yeah, yeah, my heart's beating like that. So, Joby is like, you know, the toddler, I mean, like, Nino's definitely in charge. I mean, he's very demanding. Like, when they're like three years old, they tell you what they want to eat and where the tea, what show should be on,

Joe, Joe, and now I want to have a hot dog tonight and I want to watch Jeopardy, okay, Joe? He's like, I'm actually uniquely prepared for it. And he's like, so do you pick him up from school every day? He's like, well, yeah, Marge isn't allowed to because she makes some changes shirt three times before leaving the copole, Lane Andy. So, you know, put on a C-thumb shirt. Okay Get a Big see-thumb fans out here in Minnesota. I

Think Raquel is ruined see-thumb for a while My bedroom TMI don't worry. It's not slings or anything But my bedroom is Shockingly because you do like sit on them, which I would love, you know room, TMI. Don't worry, it's not slings or anything. But my bedroom is shockingly, because you do like sit on them, which I would love, you know, just like something to sit in. That's sexy to me, a chair, you know. That's my sex dungeon. Just a chair and a couple of cushes, you know. A mini fridge. That's what turns me on. But anyway, my bedroom, I bought this thing from living spaces years ago, because it like $100 and it's the weirdest shade of green, my bed.

And I cannot find sheets for this. So now I have all shades of green. That's what I did. And now I hate my bedroom because it's like, Rekel's dress. I'm like, every time I walk in there, it's like in different states of dishevelment. And you know how she took like her infinity dress and like it doesn't different ways like every state of undone that my bed is looks like Raquel in a different reunion no and I've been to Ron his house and I

can confirm that his bed is the shape of a lightning bolt so it's really just like on the nose so Tater Tater Tater Tater from Hotditch says, hey, why do you guys think John got his and not Nate? Hey, Nate, you're here. Oh, I guess I probably answered no one realized that it was here all season. You guys, Nate even bored my notes. I'm like looking.

I'm literally scrolling for any mention of Nate. There is none. There is none. If I was a historian, Nate wouldn't even be a lot. He wouldn't even be here. There's no Nate, I'm sorry, I have no record of Nate. That's okay. That's okay. I think I remember at one point Nate did this.

He just sighed and stared at the ceiling like Jesus Christ. It sounds like Danielle. But there's eight of them. All right, well, I'm gonna hold on to your chest here because it's time to look at the real husband of New Jersey, I ran, I ran, I ran. So then we see a segment which is basically just like Fudah, Fudah, Fudah, Fudah. There he is. There he is.

Well, what you got, pause? You got, pause? Her vagina. It's like every clip of the man. It's like, what are you, what, what's he? Are you a man? Or a woman, huh? Yeah, yeah. Look at a short joke, okay? Is he what's he? Are you a man? Or a woman, huh? Yeah.

Look at George, George. He's a little short, little guy. The war. You even got any balls on you? Hey, I'll have an apple martini over here, so I can bring this guy up here and nuts, am I right? Who follows house and hanging? LAUGHTER

So then, out from Cabo and says, Bill, do you regret ignoring your family? What a question. I know I don't regret ignoring my family. And he doesn't. That's the funny thing about Bill. Bill does not give a fuck, okay? Bill's like, I don't ignore my family, all right? I picked a profession on purpose.

It's not really suitable for family life. Have I missed a couple of their games? Sure. One they kick a ball, one they throw a ball, one they catch a ball. But it's not because of the pool house. I'm barely in the pool house I'm only in there until the kids go to sleep Yeah, I would say it's a bit extreme to say that he ignores the family

So what I do is I just put on some eat it be off and say dad's in the other room babies and they're happy happy. I feel like he's there. What? What happened? What happened? If you played Peter P off the half speed, it sounds like He didn't fiat. The fuck? No, the man to go. So, you know, Rose. Let me know. What does he do that you have to fiat things that, right? Yeah, baby. So, Jen's like,

Thurts says that he's not in the pool house all night. And, my Jen, you've literally made this your storyline. What are you getting defensive about? The whole season was, Hey, little old lady in the chair, little tiny woman, telling me she's in the pool house all night. That little lady, Dr. Judy's like, No.

Dr. Judy lying at the bottom of her chair. Alright, why don't you tell me about what's going on? Tell me about your marriage, Bill and Jen. I got about 34 seconds left on this earth, so make it quick. Oh yeah, I'll save you the trouble. Mommy issues, daddy issues. Fuck off. Maybe the trouble. Mommy issues daddy issues. Fuck off. Class doctor shooting.

So Jim's like, it just feels like we're sometimes baby. And Andy's like, well, Bill, we did see you forced into therapy one session this season and you look pretty miserable. And it was like, I wasn't miserable. Listen, I work very hard to make my wife happy. The car-dling, the how she feels,

the stress of the kid. I fell behind a little bit, sorry. And it's like, how did you made any changes to fix it? And he's, he's, feels like, oh yes, yes, yes. Earplugs makes a huge difference. I've built an electric fence around the pool house, and, told Janet, cut off her amics, if she started fights with me between the hours of 7 a.m. and 11 p.o. bandim.

Mm. I installed a giant Miley Cyrus wrecking ball when she comes to the pool house. It just swings like white bow. And if she can make a pass, the pool would then find. We'll talk. So then we get to Pauline Dolores. And he's like, so Paul, are you from Ireland? Pauline, no I am, do you ever hear about Ireland before?

Yeah, I think we have, I remember a few times this season. This fucking guy is not even Dolores and I love that they make it this little thing like it was nothing went. During the season it was like, Mar that he's a March told everybody to close and it probably doesn't even divorce his terrible friend the market and then this one he's just like not even divorce chat on days like this easy thing it's like no big deal and Andy's like well you should probably do that and he's like why would I?

uh because you're pretending to want to marry the lady with the TV show you dumb shit. That's why Ha, but she gets so angry when I talk about divorce. You know what she says? Aww, it's Anya my ex-wife's Anya I'm sorry to all the Irish people. I just go to the most basic Stupid stereotypes. So then we find out that Polly's wife and him are still so close that she's really hurt because not only is Dolores beautiful,

but she's also on TV. And that's really hard to get past. Are you fucking kidding me? We've had to watch you cry your little red purple face off this whole time about Dolores being friends with Frank when you still got that woman over here crying about her children. You fucking hypocrite, Paulie. In other words, I can't wait to...

In other words, welcome to Bravo, Paulie. You did it. You did it. Welcome to male female politics on Bravo, you know the fucking hypocrisy. I can't wait till she takes every fucking lucky charms out of that bachelor pad fall So Andy's like they're like I'm out of here fuck this Fuck these people fuck their end get to

That guy suggested Gorgonzola and Snickers salad. I'm out of here. I mean, how much sacrilege is one person? I have to take actually a lot. We're very nice people here. Hand them goddamn suen. Okay, so. So this is why the Doves Cry asks, hey. Hey. Oh, I'm free.

Technically, this is why from the Doves Cry. Frankie, hey, Frankie was working with Louis. What happened with that? Did Frankie leave the company or what's going on? My friend Pam wants to know. And Dolores immediately starts doing that thing like the mother instinct where you just start trying to stop people from flying through the windshield.

She's like, ah, no. Hey, my heart. My heart's beating like a boomba-boom. Frank, you keep your goddamn mouth shut, Frank. I'm telling you, run out, Polly. Shut the fuck up, Polly. Nobody tells the thing about Frank. Hey, Mr. List, food person over there in the corner of camera.

Shut the fuck up. I don't want to hear you. Shut the fuck up, too. So, uh, Frank Frankie, Frank is like, nah, I'm alive. Here's what I can't say, Yaddy. Frankie Tudor is no longer working for Louis. Yeah, we know Frank.

That's the question. So we go back to that unseen footage that's like the village people, the two. I'm like, I've like, I've like, Mario Maker. Yeah. You just hear like, tink, t I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like Mario Maker. Yeah. You know? You just hear like, tink, tink, tink, tink, tink, I'm like, construction act, construction act.

It's like a one act play you've been forced to go see. It's like two construction workers have something to say. Okay. So what's going on with your son, Frankie, eh? And my son's name is Frankie. Now, I'll stop to point out the costume design in this play is hilarious because I didn't notice last time, but I noticed that you noticed it. Joe Gorga is wearing a t-shirt.

Presumably, he made himself that says, release the poison. Yeah. Yeah. Which is we know from being long time fans of this show means if you don't come inside somebody twice a day your sperm becomes poison and you die. So I would like to think whatever thirsty at sea person made that into a t-shirt. I hope you're living in a mall house somewhere over Paramis.

You weren't dead, honey. I just assumed it was some Shakespearean reference to something. Pamela or something? I don't know. So, um, yeah, so Frank's like, so guess what? Louis, Chloe, he closed down the company. And now Frank has no idea what to do. And he's like, Dad, Dad, what am I going to do?

I was like, I don't know what that's called. British, I said, British, what are you doing? He's like, oh, you in Ireland? I'm like, no, I'm in England. Right now, I'm speaking English. Oh my God. Oh, my God. Anyway, he's unemployed.

I'm going to tell you all something right now. Everybody listen to me. Louis gave my son a job. That's it. That's all I'm gonna say about it. All right. My son was very happy working for Louis. That's it. No more questions. Thank you. I said no more questions. And Frank is in the corner. Frank is like Roger Rabbit stuck behind the speakeasy with like one half of like shape and a nut and a Roger I was like oh I can't do it Frank I can't do it I got to do it I got to say something Lord the Lord I got to say something Lord the Lord you don't let me talk and do it Frank don't do it Frank and Frank's like I won't say

anything unless they bring it up I don't know what this rumor is I don't want to talk about Frankie and this says pit of anything I don't know what this rumor is. I don't wanna talk about Frankie in this cesspit of anything. Ha ha ha. I don't even know what a cesspit is. I've heard of a cesspool, but I like the idea of a cesspit because a cesspit really describes the show. It's not just like a pool of cess.

I like a cesspool. It's like glamorous, you know? Could you can go swimming in the cesspool. Yeah, though This is like a pit that goes down deep. It's weird fish in there Why in the pit of snakes Commissions Here comes one right now Hi, I'm Michael Patrick King host of the official official Max Companion podcast, and just like that,

the writers room. Each episode members of the writers room and I unpacked moments from season 2, sharing juicy details you can only hear from us. Stream and just like that season 2, starting June 22nd on Max, and listen to end just like that, the writers room on Max or wherever you get your podcasts. Uh, so, Joe's like, I I know Frankie all my life, right? Right? Yeah.

And you know what? Frankie told me things there. I said it. Joe Gorgah. Joe Gorgah. Joe Gorgah. I'm just going to say your name like a teacher. Joe Gorgah.

Man. Man. Go to the back of the room. It's all I'm saying. He said things to me. My Hebrew school teacher, she would never get mad at someone. She always had the best threat.

She go, you know what? Shape up or ship to the back. Oh, I like that spin. It's like the cesspool versus cesspool. Because my mom was shape up, ship out. Right, I know. But my teacher was like, ship to a different part of the room. Yeah.

That's actually us. We actually changed that saying too for us. I love that it came from your Hebrew teacher because we don't kick people out of a crap and show we just move you to the back. Thank you, Mrs. Irrani. Thank you, Mrs. Irrani. You're welcome, Mr. Drunk Person,

yelling, fuck you, Ronnie. Just move them right to the back, right into this spotlight. Shape up a ship to the back. So Dolores is like Joe Gorgher, Joe Gorgher, Joe Gorgher. Not everybody else. Everybody else on set. Like ten Joe's come out. Yeah, the Lord.

Yeah, Joe Gorgher. You say Joe Gorgher, no, I said Joe Gorgher. Joe Gorgher. Okay. This ends right here about Louis and Frankie's relationship, because they're good. They're very good. You know what they are?

They're good. They're happy. This ends here. The end. No more comments. This ends tonight. So Gorgon's like, so basically, Gorgon's like, so is that what happened with Louis?

They're trying to get it out of him. She's like, no, no, no, no, everyone just chill quiet. I don't want to hear it. And then Paul, he's like, oh, Dolores no, no, everyone just chill quiet. I don't want to hear it. And then Paul, he's like, oh, Dolores, big watch, you're not Dolores. Tell Dolores. It's all gonna be okay. She's like, keep my son had a job.

Now he doesn't have a job. And he's very happy, the end. So, Louie is just doing his pal, thing of squinting and like sniffing around and just like giving everybody a dirty look, So Andy's like, well, this begs more questions, which I'm not going to ask because we're already six hours over and I should beat the Hamptons by now. So anyway, I got a question. I got a question. Thank God, food up, please. Take over the story. I got a question, Andy. How come Louis and Teresa decided to bring my kids mother

into this, huh? Why did you guys have me investigated, huh? No, no, no, no, no, never had you investigated. No, no, no, never had done. Oh, yeah, yeah. Both Deedles, friends. What are they? They're subcontractors that I have. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,ractors. Did I happen to... Wait, what the fuck? Wait, stop Paws. Did someone say something about Subbs?

So, let's put Paws on this. Food and Nose, that Bo-Dedal has subcontractors because Food and Nose are subcontractors. What the fuck is going on at this tile company? What is with these people? These people are all fucking crazy. Did you guys see the Bodiddle video that came out the day after this? Yeah.

It's on all about the real housewives, that site. So credit to them. But Bodiddle is on some radio show. He's being played by Paul Sorbino, if anybody remembers him, from the mob movies, that he's like, oh yeah, that's a little fucking midget show googa. You want a piece of me, Joe googa? I'll give you a fucking piece.

So even after I say I didn't investigate nobody for Louis on the cat, he says I did. Oh yeah, you fucking mid, Jay, you wanna come here? Come on, I can take you fucking real problem, bitch. Get on me, sit on. Thank you. Just wanna reiterate those verbodidels words, not our words. Just wanna emphasize that. Yeah, those are quotes, okay, I didn't just make up those words.

So yeah, so food I know some of bodiedels subcontractors, and he's like, yeah, an eye for an eye, this is how we play, you know, leave my kid out of it. Child for a tile. That's how we do it with a few of those gunshots. Tile. Valley getting your car around from the corner for Valley getting around the car from the corner. You know what I mean? Valley stands for better way of saying it, huh?

So he knows the subcontractors. OK, so then he whips out the infamous Bravo Manila envelope. OK. So now you've all called private investigators on each other. Did any private investigator get anything? Like our private investigators just worth shit in this town because nobody has come up with one single thing to use. And they're they've employed like 90 private investigators. It's a good investigating die with fucking Angela Lanzberry.

Like, can we get somebody in town who can do some decent investigating? I know. So then Louie is like, he's like, oh, I never had you investigated. Like, you literally had like five separate scenes on the show. I mean, like, I had you investigated. Yeah. And Teresa's going, yeah, oh yeah. Promenade man. Promenade.

Promenade. Promenade. Promenade. Rewinded five minutes ago where he just said, I had all the use investigated. I know. So Andy is like, uh, so Bo Dital is not the beginning to a nursery rhyme i'm it's an actual investigator

louis like no bo-deedle is a very good friend yes yes and he's like and did you have all these people investigators absolutely not hold on one second hold on just got a text oh good the files are back from the investigation i had commissioned I'm not going to leave you. I'm not going to leave you. I'm not going to leave you. I'm not going to leave you. I'm not going to leave you. I'm not going to leave you. I'm not going to leave you.

I'm not going to leave you. I'm not going to leave you. I'm not going to leave you. I'm not going to leave you. I'm not going to leave you. I'm not going to leave you. I'm not going to leave you. I'm not going to leave you.

I'm not going to leave you. I'm not going to leave you. I'm not going to leave you. I'm not going to leave you. I'm not going to leave you. I'm not going to leave you. I'm not going to leave you. I'm not going to leave you.

I'm not going to leave you. I'm not going to leave you. I'm not going to leave you. I'm not going to leave you. I'm not going to leave you. I'm the monogram on my PJs. He said, and then, and I calm down, Andy. I calm down. And he's like, yeah, but you also said it the next day, were you still angry? Right. And then we see the clip of the next day when he wasn't angry, saying, Bo Dito, who's one of my best friends,

he keeps doing this weird Bo Dital flex, by the way. Bo Dital is one of my best friends, brought me information on the group, and there's so much more. I'm like, it's literally on camera that bro Bo Dital brought you information on everyone. And Andy is just like, he's doing that like, like that confused face,

like where his face is turned all the way to the side and he's just scrunched together. And Marge is like, he's doing that like, like that confused face, like where his face is turned all the way to the side and he's just scrunched together. And Martin's like, okay, let me explain, Louis, you said it out of context next day. So if you were upset about it the night before, the date afterwards when you weren't upset about it anymore, then that's when you said it again, you made it very clear that it's everybody following

the timeline here. The Lord says, like, Frankie had nothing to do with this, not one fucking thing, back it up, back up. So in my mind, like, this is all just like so hilarious and ridiculous. And again, even more ridiculous, when Rachel goes, well, you know what? Melissa and I were out to dinner.

And Bodital was sitting at the next table over. And I'm just imagining Bodiddle with like the glasses and the Groucho Marx mustache. And he has like the little fence from home improvement for Wilson. Like just listening through a bottle to the next door. It's like we see you, Bodiddle. Oh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Come on, Bodiddle. You got to be more chill. I mean, seriously, though, he just happened

to be at the table next door. If we're murder, then I'm not. First, I was like, wow, it's really nice to have pasta right behind the bush. And then the bush moved. And bell just stand. And then Bill stood up from behind the bush. He was like, mm.

So Louis was like, what? What? You think it's fine on you? What do you think both eat it all? It's fine on you? Yes, Louis, you just yelled at Bodital as your best friend. It is. So food is like,

all right, well, climb privilege then, all right. Then why would he say he was doing it? And Louis is like, doing what? And food goes, I got your number, you're a liar. So then Louis comes back with the old, I got your number two. And so then, both the title gave it to me.

I got your regular number and your phone number. Yeah, when you're trying, like, don't brag about information that you have when you're trying to dispel rumors about private investigators. He is perfect for Teresa. They are both exactly the same. She'll be like, bitch, I never caught you a bitch. Prove it.

Prove it. But you just said it. Ah. It's on TV. Ah! Yeah, she's like, I'm all about the proof. Okay, yes, since when does Teresa ever gone to hard facts to build a case? Come on.

So then food, I was like, oh yeah, I got connections. Big connections. I was like, what are you, is this chorus line? What the fuck's happening? He's like, dun dun dun dun dun dun. Which by the way is also what, this is also what's his face, Bo Dedell said in his video, he's like, you want to come at the meat joke or I got connections. Yeah, they're always threatening each other with their connect. Like, what are the tile connections? Like, I've got a grouter who's gonna come for you mother fucker Yeah, you want some Portuguese tile in your kitchen well good luck with that even blacklisted good luck getting saltios in this economy brother

Serifying so Louis like I don't even, I don't even know who you are. So, prove it. Prove it. How do you not know John Fudah the tile guy? His name is said 10 times in episode. I know. So, Melissa is like, so you're saying that you didn't hire a private investigator.

Can we put that on T-shirt? Does that count as a catch phrase? And then, Louis goes, I did not, I was so stressed out, excuse me for being angry, because I did not want this to go on with you guys. This is what I wanted, I want a family. That's what I wanted. And Bodital, I said, I want you to go

to each one of the bedrooms. I want you to put pajama pants to say, Louis, I'm a means of anything. Louis got to work on his anger phrases, because it's really getting him in trouble here. So, and he's like, can I say something? And Louis's like, you want to know what really happened? You want to know what really happened? And Melissa's like, can I just say something?

And he's like, you want to know what really happened? And he's like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, and he starts doing this thing right now where he keeps trying to insist that he's not Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa So, in the midst... You got a pack of three-week-old orbits in your pocket. I'm fucking watching. You know what this family just needs? It just needs more love and communication. And in two-time, you'll be dead. So, hugs, not drugs.

Watch your fucking step. So, in the middle of this of Louis, trying to show that he did not hire a private investigator and that even though Bodital is his best friend, he did not hire him whatsoever. Oh hold on, hey, we just got a phone call that there's a man downstairs.

So actually, we think it's two people one is sitting on the other shoulders, because there's a large trench coat. One of the bottom-up looks like Danny DeVito, oddly enough. The top-up looks like Paul Servino. He says his name is Shlomo Dito. So he's like, so you sent us to the wait, who is that? He's like, security.

Both Deedle sent him. What? Both Deedle, you did not hire two investigations, but you sent a guy to patrol the lobby. Yeah, and Andy does is. You sent a security guard here and he goes, yeah. No questions about who the security guard is. Just know that that person is employed and very happy. Thank you.

He's like, we got death threats. Death threats last week. Literally, you see, sir? Got death. Who's going to threaten to kill Teresa? My God. They literally went to TGI Fridays in order to death by chocolate Oh my god

Death by chocolate Sunday We got to call Bo Dittel Teresa's too dumb to kill she's like a fish. You know like when you go cat to fish all the boys out there And while we're being sexist, hey boys remember when your daddy took you out the fish of I'm just kidding I remember when my dad tech me to fish. And he's like, look, they don't even know what's going on. And the fish are just like, I feel like that's Theresa. Nobody is sending death threats to Theresa. There is literally nobody afraid of Theresa.

No one is doing death threats to Theresa. There are a lot of death threats going around in the world these days. I guarantee Theresa GiuDais is very low on the list. So very low! We want Theresa to be the best. is doing death threats to Teresa. There are a lot of death threats going around in the world these days. I guarantee Teresa GiuDais is very low on the list. So, very low! We want Teresa to live. We do.

There's a whole group. We do. Certain bulbs that put out that kind of light. Yeah. She's like an incandescent bulb in 2023. Sort of like, you're not going to get that much, that type of light much longer, but you're going to enjoy it whilst there She's like one of those artistic

Bulbs in the lows, you know like the Edison bulbs, but they're like funny wired shapes and you know It's like $60 and you know it's going to be the biggest pain in the ass bulb you've ever owned But you get it and you like it, you know, you're like this is completely not sensible, but I like this bulb Teresa she's just like the little carousine lamp they have in all the like Oregon Trail type movies that are all nice and lights everything up and then someone like knocks it over and all the cab and all the.

Everything goes on fire. Yeah, all the covered wag is catch on fire. Yeah, she's like the pirates of the Caribbean line. Yeah, she's like the great Chicago fire. Yeah. Like a cow knocked her over one day. She's like, ah! What are we talking about?

Love Teresa. And everybody like, far Teresa, this shows two toxic. What the fuck have you been watching? Yeah. This is the Disney Channel and like the 12 years before this. It's built on toxicity, okay? Don't move into a nuclear waste site and then complain that your skin's turning green.

You're fucking ingrates. So, supposed to be green. It's toxic on purpose. So, speaking of toxicity, anomalous is going, oh my god, Andy, you know, we've never had these kind of conversations before. Ever since Louis came around. This is what we talk about now. Private investigators in the lobby. Pretty much just that, you know. So, Louis says,

Bo Dital has been working the case of somebody who's been harassing my life. Is that what? Yeah, harassing us. Someone is harassing us, and Andy's like, okay, intrigues us. Yeah, and someone in this room is talking to that person. Why is that Margaret? Margaret's like, oh, okay, yeah, it was me talking to whoever's talking to Bo Dital, congratulations.

So, excuse me, I talked to Serena from 10Fly, so wrong. So then, Andy's like, what is this? What are you talking about? And she's like, yeah, she's feeding a false information about Louis being abusive. I was like, is March People magazine? Yeah. Because all of these women are talking to. And it's not just one. It's a lot of them, okay?

There are literally court papers that were filed about Louis being abusive. And you know what? I only know one person who works in a court, I don't even, is Laura. Good point. They're gonna call me at some point. They're gonna call me.

Don't you feel bad for Laura, that when you say Laura and an entire theater goes, no one even goes, oh, Laura, everyone's like, oh yeah, okay. You have to like Laura, fuck Laura. So then, Teresa's like, oh yeah, the thing she was saying last year, she's getting it from this person and putting it out. Teresa, she got it from People magazine, and we all read it, okay. So Melissa's like, yeah, that didn't come from Margaret, that came from his exes.

And then he's like, Margaret, why did I not get Margaret? Why did I get? I'm like, God, she too stupid to even talk to you. I can't with this. I don't even know what you're talking about. He's like, you want to six-spose? How do you pay bloggers? You want to six-spose?

You're literally paying for Bodiddle. Yes. The original blog. The, the Dital blog. It's called, I found him by, go Dital. Melissa ordered Rigatoni. No. And she didn't fold her napkin when she left the table.

So, Margaret's like, please expose it, okay, because you're under criminal investigation. He's like, who told you that? What's wrong? Youine, spine. You called my child at his place of business. The police have the records. So Margaret hands over her evidence, because she's had a manila envelope that she's been taken from behind her back,

and forward, and back, and forward. Everyone has a manila envelope. Yeah, we're doing it. So then Andy, I love when Andy looks at the evidence as if he doesn't even look at the evidence. He's like, yeah, okay, this is not from John Mayors or I really don't give a shit. Shit.

So Melissa's like, why is your phone number in the file? Why is your phone number in the file? It's like, that is my sense of work. Okay, here's the paper, it's my sense work. And in this course, then maybe it might somebody's terrified, it's a very scared person, I got it. And Louis, like, that's my phone number, spoof, spoof. So that Frank is like, oh yeah, I would say something to law.

I'd like to see something. Okay, all right, did you, I was a lawyer, I could do this. Did you, or did you not hire Bo Dital to do a slander campaign against me and Joe Gorgah? And Louis, like, absolutely not. And Louis actually has his first shred of logic. He goes, why would I do that, Frank? Like, what is there to investigate about Frank Cattania? Who cares about Frank Cattania?

Oh! That's not nice. That's not nice. That's not nice. That's not nice. That was a nice Louis. Come on nice Louis. Come on Louis.

Come on, chef about me. But what was the slander campaign? That's what I need to know, that Andy wake up. Because that's the question I need to know. Like what was the slander campaign against Frank and Joe? Because I haven't read any, I mean the usual stuff. There's a lot of stuff about Joe Gorgher from back in the day. There's a whole blog called The Fame Horgas, you know.

Do you all remember that old blog? No, there's a good old blog. If we're going to throw some accusations around, let's bring that one up. Shall we? No, I won't. Just kidding. It's disgusting. Be very careful.

I feel like, I feel like, like, the only way to slander Frank Catania is to be like, this just in, Frank Catania put on a shirt and tie and went to a nice restaurant. What? No! Tank tops only in nice restaurants. Frank's file is just all the people. It's like, Frank Catania spittin' my eye when he was ordering a latte. I was from Perpish!

I would like to find out the real story about that staircase he fell down and broke both his knees. Yes, if just was four years ago, I would have been like, yeah, give us a gossip on that, but I don't know what the Slinder campaign is. So Frank's like, you're a liar, Louie, a liar. And he's like, what would I do that? And he's like, there's a lot to investigate about me, unfortunately. Everybody knows it already. Everybody knows. And so Louie's like, nothing that would benefit me in my life.

Does that have to do with making pizzas, pizza ovens, Everybody knows. And so, Lou is like nothing that would benefit me in my life. Hmm? Does that have to do with making pizzas? Pizza ovens? Trate mocks have ovens that make pizza. I don't care. I don't care then. And then Andy's like, oh, OK, Louie has their business mirror campaign.

And then Danielle, out of nowhere, goes, what's a smear campaign? Is that like when you're trying to get some Philadelphia cream cheese? Bless her heart. I mean, bless her heart. When you're the one that Melissa can explain things to, Melissa's like, it just means for someone who ruins your name, you know, bad tweets, bad publicity.

And Rachel's like, yeah, that's why you see so much negativity on social media. Some marker, so then like, you know, Louis and I that is trying to do all this. Some markers like, you're trying to intimidate us and that's what you do. And that's why you have a fucking tattoo of a warrior on your chest. Then you then write, I do, you better fucking watch yourself. Got to work on your counter arguments, Louis. So that Louis is like, be careful. Yeah, so Joe's like, oh yeah, yeah, how's Rulala? How's Rula? Is that what it's called? Rulala, huh? How's that, huh? Rulala? Is that what it's called? Rulala. Huh? Huh?

Rulala. How's your building? How's your building? How's your building? Yeah, you get a million dollars in fines last week. A million dollars in fines? But show gorgas never built anything involving a million dollars. Okay?

How can you find somebody that much over anything, anything's worth. I'm sorry, I keep staring into the light she got. I keep getting lost and it's because I'm blinding myself slowly. I just like the way that these guys like that they go after, how's Rulala, how's Rulala, how's your building? Can we, can we come up with some like your mama jokes or something? But I do love the Rulala thing. Do you guys remember what that is? From, that's the, yes.

That's the one. There is a video that came out. I think one of his exes put a video out of Louis. Louis has so many horrible videos that he sends to his exes. Stop filming yourself at some point. All this evidence is from Louis filming himself. So that's where he's crying in the car. And he's like, I'm so blessed. I'm so blessed to have you. I mean, I think that all the miracles in my life.

I mean, look right over there. Rulala. Mine. I did that. I look at all the things I've done. You. You. I was like, okay, so you invented Rulala and this woman. Like, what are you? What is this monologue? You know what? And here we are in the beautiful state of New Jersey. And yesterday, I was wearing No No basketball jersey from 1942. And I was thinking, I invented New Jersey basically. Now we got his cock ring on.

Okay, so I am. Sorry, No No. Love you, No No. No No. It's the shape of our into the house. Sorry, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like, well, you made it sound on the show. Like, Louis Ghost did you with the pizza business, Gorgos, that would happen. And Joe Gorgos, like, 1,000% Andy, that's what happened. That's also the amount of ownership he wanted in it, unfortunately. So I was very happy with this segment,

because we got some very interesting insights. So he's like, bam, bam, can you tell what happened in some very interesting insights so he's like BAM! BAM! Can you tell what happened when the pizza already goes? It's like between you stools! So then Louis is like, okay. So Joe came to me with this idea and I was like, already came up with Rula last, sorry. And he's like, no, it was the pizza oven.

So I was like, okay. So he wanted it like, he wanted like knock off a guy in town, you know. And first, let's sit with that one for you. This doesn't even an original business. This is already something that they had in New Jersey. Fucking Joe Gorgas. Yeah. And he says that this is good for you and your sister. So, you know, I met with you in the few and 20 minutes to lunch, I gave the guy a check

for maybe $110,000, you know, it's about like three Joe, the boat eat-a-l investigations. That pays for about $2,200 and you agree to him. You move forward. Okay, so first of all, what person in the right mind, 20 minutes to a pitch, we're just right to check for $110,000 for pizza ovens. And he just said there were knockoffs as if that was Joe, who was like, oh Joe brought some stupid knockoff idea. I'm like, but you spent $100,000. No, he's not in were knockoffs as if that was Joe who was like, oh Joe brought some stupid knockoff idea

I'm like, but you spent a hundred dollars on it knockoff far. He's like, well, we know it worked because he knocked it off You know, it's why I build radicins. That's why I build radicins now Andy So I don't even know where radicins came from so Andy's Okay, so basically I blame the nephew for this because thatew is the one who sold you down the river and that's your own that you joke orca uh... also uh... tree says who cares to you guys care for who do you believe who do you believe on the the pizza business louie or jogorca

jogorca jogorca i don't believe in me there i think they're both just damn wires. I don't believe either one of them. Furo, furo, furo, furo, furo. Think of it now. Think of it now. It's called skinny Italian still, but it's me,

because I'm skinny now. All the pizza, it's pizza, but it's a tile. So take a porcelain tile and put pepperoni on it. It's a square pizza. Square pizza. Cook it's a tile. So take a porcelain tile and put pepperoni on it. It's a square pizza. Square pizza. Cooked on a tile. We'll call it mama-fulest. So Louie's like, basically Louie, he called up and was like,

do you want to take 5% or 10% of this? So we basically 20 minutes in this pitch, Louie writes a check and then says, you want to take 5% of this% of this? So we basically 20 minutes in this pitch, Louis writes a check and then says, Joe, you want to take 5% of this business that I just put a check for. This guy is so fucking shitty. It is, but I mean, I'm kind of a tree son this one. She said,

Why don't you put any money down on it? I'm, and Joe's like, You didn't even give me a chance to put my money down on it. I was like, you have the idea. You have the initial chance to put your money down on it. He only put a hundred thousand and you accused him later of 250, so half of 250 is 125. If you had that, then you should have put it.

You would have 2200 damn ovens that you could have called something completely unmemorable because that's what your wife does. So then Andy, you could have called them Chanel pizza ovens. A fucking Melissa and her knockoffs. Chanel pizza ovens. So then Andy is like, well, I'm them Chanel Pizza ovens. A fucking Melissa and her knockoffs. Chanel Pizza ovens. So the Andy is like, well, I sort of said,

but I guess this is where we're at. Fuda, I guess you're our business expert here. So what do you make of this, I guess? And he's like, let me tell you something. If it were me, there would have been a document in place and an agreement and several tiles. So Joe's like, yeah, yeah, okay, well here's one thing you got, right?

I got upset. You got that, right? That's what you got, right? Because the problem, like, you know, like it's half a million to start it, right? So I was gonna put in my share. I was gonna put in my share. I was going to put him my share. But then like a few weeks later, I call and I say, what's going on?

And he says, I'm busy. You get on it and you screw me pretty good. And I still hung out with you, even knowing you was going to be making ghosts pizza. What a hero. What a hero. So then Andy's like, well, Louis, there was a discussion that you and Dean of Manza's husband had a falling out over a business deal. And Louis's like, no, no, no, that was Joe Lion.

Yeah, yeah, it was Joe Lion, yeah, because he called you and called you out. He did. He did that. Yeah, yeah, it was a lie. And Joe's like, oh, yeah, well, I know Dean has husband pretty good. Ah. That's how Joe, Joe, that's, well, I know Dina's husband pretty good. Ah! Ah! That's how Joe, Joe, that's Joe Gorgas fight for everything.

He's like, I know that guy. You know what, you want to know what happened with Frankie? I know Frankie pretty good. I know that guy. You want to know what happened with Dina? I know that guy. I know that guy. I know that guy.

I know that guy. Yeah. that guy. I know that guy. Yeah. So, and he's like, yeah, there was a rumor that you guys had a fallout, so Dina didn't come to the wedding, and we see Joe saying, I know that guy, and then Teresa being like, ah, ah. And Louis is like, oh, that's just told line.

He called you. He called you. And he said, could you read the quote Teresa? Gloris is like, oh, that's just told line. He called you. He called you. And he said, could you read the quote to Risa? Glorious is like, I'll read it. We have nothing to do with this. Leave us the fuck out of it. Dean of Mansell. Cause Dean is the exact same as Dolores, you know.

She's like, do not bring me up on television, Trey. Yeah. So Louis is like, yeah, well, you know what, Joe Gorgah? Joe Gorgah, you know what Joe go go Joe go go you know what you know what you know what? Did a man's husband you threatened to sue you because you have a big mouth? Yeah, that's it. You got a big mouth Oh my god. You can see someone for having a big mouth. You'd all be imprisoned by now Let me tell you something here's isn't the only mouth that works around here I can put my fist in mine.

So then it gets a little dark Joe's like, hey, hey, what's the lawsuit? You know what you want? A woman abuser, dude. That's why I don't respect you. I held it off for so long, bro, for so long. And he's like, ah, ah, he treats me amazing. So Louis goes, you're going to meet your match one day. And I'm like, don't even Louis knows he's not just match.

He's like, you're going to meet your match. One day, you're going to meet people who know people more than you know people. So and then he keeps going, yeah, in two time. In two time. What does that mean? With two time, you got to go to the bathroom, go do. Go over there. What do you want from me? Do time. No. Because what I mean to say is, no, no, I know it sounds threatening, but this is what I really mean. In do time, you're gonna regret this.

All right. All right, we're back! Poor Andy, man. I usually don't feel sorry for Andy, but I just want to, I just wish I was, there, I just want to be like, there's some water to take it. You poor thing. There are rumors circulating that Andy is looking to not host as many reunions. And if there was any for every union that was going to break, this is the moment right now. By the way, congratulations. It's not even awesome here on out Vanderpump rules so every time they say something on Vanderpump rules

It's like you shut up you stupid son. They fuck you then Fuck you Fuck you Fucking poopy Dude, dude, I can't beat you scapegover anything Don't make that type of poopy You're living the poopy house made out of poopy I'm gonna do that corner

And then this Andy's just like, oh, please Lord take me so Now we go on to the you've right up something about the Gorgas being friends with Jacqueline. Jacqueline told you that the Gorgas were friends with Joe. Dude, I used to be a businessman. And Joe, I used to be a businessman. And she said, man, she's mad. And she said, man, she's mad. And she said, man, she's mad.

And she said, man, she's mad. And she said, man, she's mad. And she said, man, she's mad. And she said, man, she's mad. And she said, man, she's mad. And she said, man, she's mad. And she said, man, she's mad. And she said, man, she's mad.

And she said, man, she's mad. And she said, man, she's mad. And she said, man, she's mad. And she said, man, she's mad. And'm just going to sit here. OK. Hey, Joe. Hey, Joe. Do you release Attorney Client Privilege Show? Yeah. Yeah, I release. I know this guy. I know this guy. Yeah.

Show. Before I was disbod. OK. Yeah. Put that in Bodhidl's file. Before I disbod, I was such. In some ways, the state of New Jersey already released the attorney of client privilege, but that's a different story I was chose to turn it at the time and we were contacted by the FBI and they said what do we get one of those cool cool calendars

He got there and I said get enough of sail sorry Joe was asked to come down to West Paterson to discuss it. I was like West Patterson. Oh my god This is just getting seedar and cedar. Yeah, yeah. The district attorney from West Patterson, girl. Oh, you don't want that call. I can tell you that right now.

Nobody wants to ask me the district attorney of West Patterson. You get your bony fucking ass down here right now before they knock down your mother fucking door, Gorgah. No, no, I never said it was a disadvantage of West of Patterson. It was a Joanne Nuchia on Tnichini at the strip club. You need to pay a stab, you know. Anyway, they wanted Joe to talk to the FBI about, you know, things. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. John DeSambai, I know him whenever the time he met Jack Clinton. And he's like, please, please, sir.

Oh, my God, I'm doing it. Because we've actually cut just to save us all some heartache and some headache. We've cut all of Teresa's. Mimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimim What we haven't mentioned is this entire episode is every time Andy's like so Don't like it you are lying on you came on the show though, but you came on the show I'm in dinner. Ah, ah, ah, ah. Family. I like potatoes. Lava again. Ah, my run. She was just spouting something at everything. So basically, Frank vouches for Joe and says that he never went and talked to the FBI.

And Teresa is like, doha bomb down me. I said doha boh, doha. Doha explore. Which I assume is Italian for you break my heart. Don't explore! Which I assume is Italian for you break my heart. Don't explore! Don't ignore them all tomorrow! No! Don't ignore them all tomorrow!

So, because, like, yeah, you broke my heart a long time ago ever since you stopped making out with me, yeah. And Melissa's like, you broke the whole family. And they're like, I shut up slut! So Danielle's like, hey, much of a tourist I thought I cried because you know what, what do you got to say gonna say stop the other one gonna listen to the other thing That the what person to say because I'm one person don't listen to what the other person to say I know one person to not So Wow are you gonna talk to your brother fuck no fuck bad guy fuck it. I ain't talking to any

By the way, what's the FBI anyway Feet boobs implants Daniel's like let him talk and Melissa's like oh Jesus Christ with this one, you know Because she's trying to shoot horn in her own brother-in-law sister-in-law story or whatever. So Joe's like, if Joe went to prison, hurt you, I would never do that to you. Because you know what?

You could say what you want about Joe, Joe Rice. But you know what I gotta say about him? I know that guy. I know him. So Margaret's like, why do you believe every bad roommate that you've ever heard? And Teresa's like, yeah, but Jacqueline has no reasons to lie. Oh my God.

Jacqueline has no reason to lie. Are you fucking kidding me? She's fucking big as telling people I used to be on TV one time. She wants back on the show. Jacqueline's passing out little bits of grilled chicken at Costco. Jacqueline has plenty out little bits of grilled chicken at Costco. Jacqueline has plenty of reason to long.

Girl, Jacqueline has no reason to go. Wow, that got dark. That got dark. Jacqueline is out. That got darker than the water they were selling. Which by the way, is like the only successful thing to come out of the house. But they sold it too soon. They sold it too soon.

They were like, Blackwater, let's admit it, this is a stupid idea. Let's offload this immediately. They sold it to some huge distributor and then it became huge. Everywhere. To the point where I just got some sense of time and guess what? It was black. It's a true story, by the way. Thank you for the empathy.

Toothpaces black now, guys. Oh God, I got that charcoal stuff on Facebook. Okay, don't let me buy shit off Facebook anymore. I've got to stop. Ever since they started, they gave us Apple Pay. You know, where you just said, oh, it's Apple Pay and it's like scanning your face and then it's like, your hot. Bing, you know. I just buy everything I see on there. I've got one of the face wand things.

It's like putting red light. I'm like scanning myself at a grocery store. Literally, it's changed nothing. I got something in the mail the other day. It's all written in Chinese, so I don't know what it is. I don't remember what it is. And it's just a little tube, and it has a ball applicator on it. And then the picture, so you're supposed to know

how to do it, is a lady doing this. I'm like, she's just like kind of holding it, kind of by her cheek. And I'm like, is this a cheek thing? And so I put it on my hand to see if it would burn and my hand didn't burn. So I just put it on my cheek. My cheek didn't burn.

And it smelled really funny. I forgot what, oh. So I also got charcoal for your teeth because supposedly that makes your teeth really white. So I brushed my teeth with this charcoal and I rinsed out and then I smiled from the mirror and I was bleeding. I was like gushing out blood.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Don't do it. Save yourselves. Sorry for the detour, but don't buy that shit. It's not safe. Not safe. Not safe. Okay, roll the tape. Roll the tape.

So, yes, so now here's Teresa claiming that she's like totally down with anything that Jaclyn ever said. And like, why would Jaclyn lie? This is like one college which her son was like,y Glanville, she just always tells the truth. Speaking of, did you see Brandy Glanville's tweet this week? So the real housewives of New York, I mean what's left of them, or whoever's being led to go on this ultimate girls trip in New York, right? So they're going it was the day that they left and Kristen takeman, but I'm pretty Takeman is going and so Brandi was like And I'll have any fun. Are they gonna accuse you of sexual assault and HR and ruin your whole fucking life?

Yeah Man while we're going with Jacqueline darkness. I was like and ruin your whole fucking life. Yeah. Man. Well, we're going with Jacqueline darkness. So it's like, OK, so we go to Andy's. Sorry, I'm just thinking about Brandy Glendale, like making moves on Caroline Manzo. And Bravo can be so dark sometimes. Yeah.

So anyway, so now, Andy's like, come on, like all you Theresa Giu guys, suddenly standing for Jack and the Rita, it's gonna be like the joke of the century. I'm sorry, I have to tell the shit you talked about it for 10 years. I really didn't talk shit about Jack, I'm lines.

Okay, let's hold that to you. It's like, she's a stupid cop, friend, and he has with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, with us, she's a stupid cut fan. Yes, she's fat and dumb. And I ugly, ugly, I hate that stupid fucking bitch. I wish she just dies, throw herself off the jersey, turn back and get right over by the end of the track to Traleon. Y'all get some day a turtle bites her foot off.

Ah. Like Teresa. Oh. Oh. Teresa's just in the bottom of the screen of all these clips of her shit talking, Jacqueline, like doing the sound effects from cars. It's just like, ah! My brother made me say those things.

Yeah. It's kind of my life as a strap-on. So Teresa is like, hey, when she came at me, I came back. And Teresa, what she said about you is disgusting Teresa. I said, I've been through this for 10 years. This is disgraceful. So Gorgas, he's like, listen, listen, you know what? If you met just some average guy and he came onto this show with all these like Instagram videos

and all this nonsense, I mean, look at this guy. He's like a disaster. So Louis, in an effort to defend himself, goes, it's just a matter of time, Joe. Yeah. Watch yourself. Just a matter of time. Step on a crack, break him of his back, huh?

Huh? Milk, milk, lemonade, round around the corner chocolate's made. Red rove on the red rove you're about to fall over Joe watch it watch it. I just want this family to be together watch it back. It's only matter time. So okay so Joe's yelling this guy's got to want these videos this guy's a fucking disaster and then Teresa stands up and her mustard dress and she's like Oh, yeah, you want a pass you gonna pay Everyone got a past show everyone got a pat. I was like, ooh bring it up bring it up Listen, there's been a lot of Joe Gorgas stuff every piece of it has been believable bring it up girl

Bring it do it. I've been waiting for the throw. Something happens at the reunion that these two will never forget each other. I was like, college stories. Yeah. What else? There's a lot. Just she doesn't do it. She just doesn't. All I'm asking is someone. Please release the Joe Gorgonudes. I know they're out there. We have picks. At least they're out there. It's like the ex files. It's like the a files.

A. A. The dick is out there. A. They've got footage on the show because remember Joe Gorgia every season would be like, it's my shower scene. Like there's so many Bravo guys who do that. And he would have like a full on nude thing. And then they would make the blur like as big as my arm. They would make it like this huge blur.

Come on you guys, it's classic. Give us the footage, you know, that's some unseen footage we need. Hey, hey, hey, can we do something a little old fashioned and pretend that I'm the, it's around here. Ah, Bill just starts clapping like, oh, Andy, good one. Old fashioned pretend that I'm the one around here. Bill just starts clapping like, oh, Andy, good one. So Joe's like, oh yeah, yeah.

And then remember when you came to my house you trying to tell me my wife is cheating on me? Which, I mean, I'm sorry, but I stand by the fact that's a good sister to you back. Hey, I heard your wife's cheating on you. Now you don't call the woman cheating over to your house to confront her. You see what he's gonna do about it. Shady as hell. But still. I'm

team three is on that one. So it's like, yeah, you try to tell me my wife's cheating on me. And Louis, like, you lying, you lying, you lying through my teeth. What I said was I heard she cheated on you. Great decision. Literally what he just, no, I didn't do that. I said she was cheating on you. Watch it. Watch it, motherfucker. So they, Louis and Teresa are doing this whole thing that like, no, we didn't believe this rumor. We wanted to give you a heads up that people would be talking about this, which is totally different than Margaret giving Louie a heads up about this video that was actually already out there.

Right. We didn't believe she cheated on you. You know, we didn't think it was multiple men, you know. We thought it was thousands of men. We didn't think she was fucking an entire baseball team of people. No one said any of that. And he's like, OK, well, why don't you just invite

Melissa over to you then? He's like, I don't know. I'm just, you know what, I'm sorry, you know what, Auntie, and I've got to say this, I would hug that man in a minute. He's like, my brother, you better fucking watch it, I'll tell you that. So Andy is like, okay, well, Theresa, did you tell Joe Gorgah that he could do better than Melissa and Gorgah's like, nah, nah, nah, no, no, she didn't say that. She didn't say that, she didn't say that. She didn't say that. She didn't say that.

I don't want to throw my sister under the bus. That's why my niece. Why my sister? My niece, I'll throw under my bus right now. Why do you see us, you're right. Melissa, who's not that aunt? She's like, yeah, my bitch niece, Gia, did it. So Teresa is like, I'm going to go on my daughter right now.

Okay, I'm going to go on her. So she calls up and says, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,

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And she is like, I called him regarding the wedding, saying he should do the right thing, and then, no, no, and no, now are looking down on them. And my mom wanted him to walk it down the aisle. I never told him he could do better than Tiamalistau. And it said, COJO, that you're trying to call me a lot. I was like, fucking, A.G.

Do you get anything done? I never do you not have an Amazon fucking a Siri bit, whatever. Like, you know that that thing never lets her get a sentence out. Your sentence never ends. So she's listen, I said to my uncle Joe, I never said anything about Melissa. I never said anything like your slutty fucking wife why you still with her, you know? I would never say something like that. She cheats on your ass. I would never say that. She has fun at Coachella with us with you to do pinky prom and slimy. Take me with you next time. He hangs up the phone so sad. He's like, my, hey, was that sand of all in the background? I've been in open relationship, Gia.

Gia is just wasn't getting it. Gia. So, um, some list is like, why would he make that up? I don't understand. And Teresa goes, aw, because he is like, why would he make that up? I don't understand. And Teresa goes, ah, cause he's married to y'all. Ah. So they yell at each other a bit.

And then Teresa's saying, oh my God, I just don't understand this, John Lang. I always bought you a file. It's like, you've never put Joe first. I'm sorry. You've never ever put Joe first. So she's like, okay. Where should you? And then she realizes, oh my God, I could have been crying all this time. You've never put Joe first. I'm sorry. You've never ever put Joe first. So she's like, okay.

Where should you? Then she realizes, oh my god, I could have been crying all this time. So she's like, we were best friends. We were fuck buddies, okay? This is disgraceful. Okay, it's absolutely disgraceful. It's disgusting.

It's disgusting. And it's totally disgusting. It's disgusting. It's disgusting. It's disgusting. You are not supposed to forget your first cast, Joel. All right. Our little meatballs in the attic. And she has realized that she is losing this, right?

Because she had totally said, fucking don't that stripper. You could do way better than her anyway. You know she did. And so Teresa gets up and storms off, saying, that's God's time, that's God's time. And that's not how I will raise my children. I was like, you literally just had your child called into a reunion, ma'am.

Yeah. She goes, mommy and dad, it usually be a chair. So she's walking up stage and the best part, she walks to that door, she turns around and she goes, don't you go fall in there! Don't fall in there! Don't you go fall in there!

Everyone's like, we're still in our chairs and we are not following your ass. Nobody does. Please go trip on a pizza of them. So then Cherice is back there. Cause they would leave a pizza on the floor. The two time in two time. So she goes back there instead. Oh my god.

I'm a woman. I'm like my daughter. They said my daughter. They better not follow me. Does better be over. And on the stage, Danielle's going, come on. That's your sister. That's your sister. You came out with a penis, so you the blower. She came out with a hoody, hoody. And that makes her a sister.

You can't have a blower without a sister unless you got two brothers in which case why ain't they talking? Come on! So Gorgas talking about, like, you know, my sister, she's bringing up stuff from 13 years ago, okay? And like, six months like let it go, like let it go. So now Teresa's face time with Gia.

She's like, I can't do this anymore, Gia. I'm like, wow, what a great Coachella she's having. Mom on the phone crying. You know Priscilla was back there with her phone just taping the TV. She is like streaming at her higher place. You know, it was like watching it. So I was like, my don't cry. My you're going gonna make me cry.

If you stalk, I was like, ooh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Someone needs to give you some coke.

I'm just saying. Oh. Speed it up. You were too young to be this slow. Wait a second. Now I'm saying jacks over there. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh., she treats her like,

Hey, why, I think you didn't say that. Remember, remember, oh, yeah, did they say anything about me, like the other housewife, did the other housewife say I said something? I was like, girl, you said that in front of the other housewives, too. You know what she did, too, with that pool party, she's like, he could do so much better than that than T. M. Alyssa. So Louis is like, yeah, he's trying to sell a different story, T. M. Alyssa. Yeah, you know, your brother, he aligns himself with everyone on that bench, you know. So then Frank, meanwhile, is going like, you know what?

I have never, ever seen it as bad as this now. My erection, of course, it's just not going down. Those pills really work. We're fucking crazy. So then we go back and Teresa's like having her train carried by Priscilla, you know. And she's like, I ain't going out there. He's lunch was cheap and they don't even have holes in them. I don't know why he's getting anything out of them. So Annie comes back and he's like, Theresa, are you okay? I think she's talking to Andy, talking to my daughter,

already. I know he was like begging her to come to my wedding. And Louis goes, no, did Gia say? Did Gia say that Joe could do better than Melissa? If she said it, she was saying like, you could do better than Melissa for Teresa at the wedding. I thought, oh my God, you are the worst liars.

You are the worst. You know what? I think that what she probably meant to say, or probably did say and was misinterpreted was, you can do better for mom in this moment and it was Louis idea to do the pizza oven so she I think what I think that's what she said I think that's what she said why are you even talking dude you didn't even have to say that everybody would about it but he's like you know what if she

did say I don't think she said that slut Melissa I think she said that whore Melissa that strip of bitch you could do better than I think think she said that slut Melissa. I think she said that whore Melissa, that strip of bitch, you could do better than that. I think what she said was how horrible from Melissa, that she has all these rumors about her. Just be quiet, dude. So Andy Basley is like, come on, please, I'm, there's only one more, Jitney left to the hamptons.

Come on, let me, Sonia Morgan's on it taking a shit, please. Please, just let me get to the hamptons. So we all go back to the stage and Andy's like, well, I think it's clear that Gia is not inviting me to coach her, so... Can we just end the fucking show? I'm clocking and...

Like, no, Andy, you have to stay on set. He's like, are anything anybody wants to say to the teeth with legs over here? Any of them? So, Gorgas, like, well, what do you, what do you, literally, I really am just Snickers salad at this point. Like, I just don't.

I'm a meat raffle with a snicker salad inside baked into a tater tot hot dish. So Teresa's like, I'm hot broken. And go, I was like, you know what Teresa? You know what? I'll never say never, even though I just said never. You are my only sister. You're the hottest woman I know.

I'm not happy with you, I'm upset with you, I got a semi, you know? I'll always love you, and if you've gone to a car accident tomorrow, because Bodhiddle was driving a truck or some, I'm running to your side by the hospital, be like, what the fuck, you know what I'm saying? Who says that? You know what, if you got in a car accident tomorrow. And see that middle comes the pan, you're going to pass your name. Linguim.

Linguim is super Mario. I'm going to pass your name. Lingue me. Lingue me. Super Mario. So he's like, oh, pick you. You know what? If you get sick tomorrow with, I don't know, like you're sneezing out the camp, something, something bad. I'll pick you up and take you to the doctor. And she's like, no, no.

And he goes, see, this is how you are. That's how you are. You don't even want to fucking ride to the doctor and she's like no, no, no. And he goes, see, this is how you are. That's how you are. You don't even want to fucking ride to the doctor. Forget it, bitch. Onami, onami, when I'm alive, not when I'm dead. Onami, now. Yeah, that's what Nono said. Don't honor me when I'm dead.

Onami, now. I say, honor me all the time. All the time. There's no bad time for honors. Honor me now and honor me when I'm dead, both. Yeah, honors. Yeah. So Gorgas is like, I love you.

Louis, we got a differences. You are who you are. A crazy motherfucker. Strange man. You know what the best thing to do is just forget about me. OK, forget about me. I will forget about you. That's it. Be the man. And I'll be me, okay? Forget about me, I won't forget about you. That's it, be the man and I'll be happy, okay?

All right. There I was, there I was. Good. Good. I'm gonna tell you the same thing everybody told me about Ozark. Watch it, watch it. You better watch it.

The guy and I'll be golden, all right. Well, where do you want? So, uh... So Frank is like, Louie, Louie. Uh, uh, uh, uh. Louie, do we have your word? They are not going to investigate any of us. He's like, I never investigated any of you guys.

I just have a very, very, very close friend, and then Bodital, who likes to do investigations for me when I say, hey, can you investigate these guys? But that's it. Don't, no, no, don't be a favor, bro. Give me a word. Give me a word that you're not going to investigate. You do not have investigations work.

They don't give you your word. It's called a private investigation. It's a private investigation. It's private. You can dumb me. So we're like, all right, come here, come here. Let's shake hands. Let's shake hands.

So we does. Wait a minute, why does your hand have ink all over it? You got ink all over it, and he's like, got it. Like passing it off to Bo Diedel. Do you have any samples? It's like CSI. Ow! You suck me with something.

Got your blood. Better watch your step, motherfucker. Ow, there was something else behind me! Oh, that was just me, don't mind, I mean. I'm still here! It surely is happening to a baby not talking nearly enough! So, uh, Gorgas, like, he's like, is like, all right, let's go have a shot, guys. I'm gonna say, don't touch him. I don't like him touching your hand, Joe.

I don't like it. OK, Melissa. So Frank's like, this is way too much energy. We're too old for this. I can't take it, right? And so, Louis, I said, Louis makes a Christian. What does face face? The fuck does that mean?

The fuck does that even mean? Oh, you know, it's like a Christian, what's his face face? You make Christians? It's a what's his face face. Like a Jesus face? Like a Christian what's his face face? So, so Louie was vast lady between trying to be like threatening and intimidating and also

being like a man of like meditation and deep thoughts. He now decides to go over to food to be like, listen, can I say something to you guys? Because we have a backyard that needs some tyling, okay? It's important that you're a really good mother whoever you are, this person here. Thank you. Thank you. And what you're doing with your son is incredible.

Thank you. Love hearing what his mother had to say. Thank you. And thank you. I would never investigate you. Thank you. Thank you. And food is like thank you.

And food is like, and by the way, you found though. You found my wife. You was like, I did not find your wife. I did not find her. You found her. I did not find her. Okay, I also saw something on all about the real, can you tell I was on this blog this whole week?

She's like, you don't have to have a private investigator to find out where someone's in jail. Here's how I did it. And she got to throw the whole process of finding someone in jail. God, I wish I where someone's in jail. Here's how I did it. And she goes through the whole process of finding someone in jail. God, I wish I knew more people in jail. I have some nice young. The night is young.

Next time I see you guys, I'm gonna be like, I'm sorry, have to go. I have a friend in jail and I'm waiting for their collect calls. So. Well, we can probably get Gen Chas info from Heather Day. Yes, Dan. So, um, remember Gen Chaw?

So, so, Louie's like, I didn't invest the idea. So now, now food is getting mad. He's like, be a man. Be a man. If a real man would apologize right now, it starts to get heated. So then we're like, oh my god, are they going to fight right now? I'm in front of sweet, innocent Rachel Fuda. So they basically leave because god, are they gonna fight right now in front of sweet innocent Rachel Fuda? So they basically leave cuz like what are they gonna do, you know, so the guys leave and Andy's like we're back

With our final moment to Jersey Dolores says just find anything. I don't even care what you say And she's like listen. I feel like I'm not going to get married to an already married person in a condo with no air conditioning. And I'm not going to ever admit that I missed the times it took me three seasons to get cabinets and the times I was sprinkled with beef jerky spit every time

the man in my life was trying to tell me a story. That's how I feel. I'm sick of toxic times, Andy. But I will tell you this. Frankie had nothing to do with anything. You shut your fucking mouth about it. All right. All right.

Well, I think it's seven in the morning and I can see Carl and Lindsey coming in for their reunion, so Guess I'm not going to Hampton's hey on your little creep all the way So that is like Daniel I wonder if watching Theresa and her brothers Spoke you in any sort of way. I know you're seeing your brother. I guess in about an hour or so Tomorrow already I know you're seeing your brother, I guess, in about an hour or so. It's tomorrow already.

Yeah, I'm here seeing. It can be a walk, lady Andy. I'm going to see this guy. I'm going to see him in a funeral. I'm going to walk up to him. I'm going to go be like, hey, a wealthy man, hey, wealthy man, I'm going to the fucking grounds, I'm going to the fucking ground. I'm going to the fucking ground.

I'm going to the fucking be shot through the fucking ground. He's like, and it's just like, this is terrible. So Andy's like, Jennifer, you've been strangely very quiet over the past hour. Do you think you could put the arsenal behind you and move forward with Margaret? Oh yeah, you know what I'm sick of?

Arsenal's. I'm so sick of the word Arsenal. I never want to hear the word Arsenal again. He even came up with that word. Stupid bitch. I hate that word. You know what I'm thinking? You did this.

You did this. You know what I think? You did this, you did this. You know what I think about Andy? Well, I'm not sure, because you're a disabled drug addict on LSD. Yeah. You know what I think about, I think about Ireland. I think about how much fun we had. We're just a bunch of girlfriends.

Just dancing, trucking beers, talking about how Melissa is a slut who was caught. Johnson, Chuck and Bears, talking about how Melissa is a slut who was caught. And you know what, Margaret, you were right. You were right when you said, if you can't the get, you can't the get, baby. You actually correct that I was correct, so there's something you were correct about. It's very good. Okay, look, clearly I'm a very forgiving person, Okay, and I've got evidence right here in my file. All the times I've forgiven this bitch.

Okay. Unlike these idiots, I know how to get another season, so I'll forgive this stupid bitch. So then, Marge is like, you know, I don't even have the energy to fight with this dum-dum-dum-movey here. What's that girl, the beef jerky with boobs over there? What's her name? Danielle.

Right, right. I literally do not care about you, okay? So just please stop talking to me. So, Andy's like, and Rachel Fuda. Oh, God, I've got a question for Rachel Fuda. Rachel Fuda. You decide, so like with Danielle, you decided to forget this nonsense.

You think you two can come back together and ask really no one in this country who cares. She's like, I can move forward. I think I can move forward with Danielle. I mean, I like her. I like her. She's funny. She's funny. You're funny.

I think it was not asleep just now. I just woke up. Definitely not asleep. You're funny. You're funny. I like you. You're funny. You're not like me.

It's all my friends, aren't we? So then Andy is like, okay, Melissa, what about you? And Melissa's like, you guys see how it is. I can never please Teresa. I tried from day one to please, and I'm like, no, you didn't. You literally didn't come on. I should go back.

You came to torture her. And you've done a very good job of it. Melissa makes me personally crazy, but I would also like to say, you are a cog of this machine as well. And I don't need to see you get fired. I need to see you in less scenes. I need to see you get fired. I need to see you in less scenes. I need to hear you speak less.

But I love that you keep coming back to torture Teresa. So please never stop. Well, it's been a tough season with the highest of highs and a lot of bowdeadle. So I want to thank you all for coming and being a part of it. And we thought we'd send you off with the two things you had and consume the most of in Ireland whiskey and pizza Leave it up to Andy to wait for the first oz. OZMPIC season of real house size of New Jersey But this fucker did it on purpose

He's like, let's see who can even get one of these slices down, you know. He is so shady. So he, and then Jen, of course, still can't move her. And we have him, because she hasn't been in this part of the reunion, but she's like, Oh my God, it's the pizza, baby! Someone rotate this couch so I can see it. Oh yeah. Okay, rotate the couch back.

I want to talk to Margaret. You're a bitch. Okay. Rotate me towards the pizza. Oh yeah, okay, rotate the catch back. I wanna talk to Margaret. You're a bitch. Okay, rotate me towards the pizza. Looks delicious, Andy. Okay, now to Melissa. So Andy's like, all right Dolores, give us, give us an out. So as Dolores says, all right, I looked one up. Here's a good one.

Here's to cheatin'. All right, here's to cheatin', fightin', stealin' and drinkin'. When you cheat, cheat death. When you steal, steal hearts. When you fight, fight for your friends. And when you drink, make sure you drink to... FOOD UP! FOOD UP! FOOD UP! FOOD UP! I'm not breathing fast to the end! Good night everyone!

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