Watch What Crappens - RHONJ: The Final AnaloTre

Episode Date: May 28, 2021

Tre still can't understand what the word analogy means in the final reunion of this season's Real Housewives of New Jersey, so Jen covers for her by victim blaming Marge and screeching about evidence of betrayal that never surfaces. Also, we get to see Luis again and wonder where he's keeping the princess. This week's bonus episode will be a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Potomac trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensOur Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts! It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off! Voice only! Launching during Pride! Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chaz, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. I've got a cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker Well, hello, and welcome to watch what happens. The podcast for all that crap we just love to talk about on you, old brawves.

I'm Ronnie Kerrum, and over there is Ben Mandelker. Hi, Ben. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? How are you? Well, I got a new vagina. I got a new vagina. All right.

You know what? I just told David it was the thigh lift and now he's very confused Okay, yeah, yeah, also I I went to the house and I told David there be a forklift there But it was actually also another new vagina You know what I told David I'm gonna put a new backswash in your kitchen. I put up new vaginas, okay? Now he's got a wall of new vaginas, okay. You know what? I tricked him. I told David I'm going to the go into the movies this weekend to see a quiet place too. But guess what? I just got a new vagina instead. I got a new vagina by quiet place, okay. But you know what? I did it very quietly. I didn't say a word. Yeah, yeah. Another quiet

place movie. Thanks guys. I mean, yeah another quiet place movie thanks guys. I Mean the first one was fine and everything I was like wow creative. Guess what? No, I don't want to watch another movie where people are just not talking the whole time and tiptoeing around Yeah, I didn't see the first one because it looked too scary, but I'm sort of intrigued by it, but it looks still too scary I'm not sure how I would do would it be bad if I watched the quiet place on mute? I just don't want to be startled you might as well because that's all it is It's just people as people sneaking around so monsters don't hear them and then if they'd like even drop the I dropped to him on the table. Oh my god

It's a monster killing me and then that's the whole movie, okay? And then you're then they cry a lot, you know, because it's the Mary Poppins lady who's always crying and everything You know Mary Poppins she looks like she wanted oh, so what do you look like you want to cry lady? You're in Mary Poppins Hey stop crying She does kind of she does look like she just came out of the women's room. I was crying You know anyway, it's funny cuz you know what's so funny because Dom actually posted a photo with her today and she's like full on smiling and they're like hugging. But you're also like, is she hugging to mask the fact that she was just crying in the back

of the video? I'm only blunt. Yeah, she does look like she was always crying. And I saw her on Ina Garten's show. Ina Hat. She's like, you'm gonna hit you. She's like, I'm gonna hit you. I'm gonna hit you. I'm gonna hit you. I'm gonna hit you. I'm gonna hit you. I'm gonna hit you. I'm gonna hit you. I'm gonna hit you. I'm gonna hit you. I'm gonna hit you.

I'm gonna hit you. I'm gonna hit you. I'm gonna hit you. I'm gonna hit you. I'm gonna hit you. I'm gonna hit you. I'm gonna hit you. I'm gonna hit you.

I'm gonna hit you. I'm gonna hit you. I'm gonna hit you. I'm gonna hit you. I'm gonna hit you. I'm gonna hit you. I'm gonna hit you. I'm gonna hit you. I'm gonna hit you. I'm gonna hit you. I'm gonna hit you what I'm gonna make? I know I'm gonna teach you how to make, I think it was like chicken fingers or something.

She's like, I was like, her family rest of it. Potatoes croquette or something like, it was potatoes. Yeah, it was potatoes. Yeah, and she looked like she was gonna cry the whole time. What's the point? Yeah, because you have potatoes. She's like remembering her mom and she's like,

I just kind of wish I was in London right now. Oh God. So anyway, the point is, she's just a right in the end with blood for no reason. She's supposed to be great. Dom says that she's wonderful. I actually like her as an actress. I love her right now.

I'm just mad at her right now because of a quiet place part too. I just don't approve of that movie. I'm a very loud person. I want to go to a movie in here. I want to hear that. You in here I want to hear that you know what I want to see I Want to see a movie called a loud place and it's about monsters being like what what did you say? There's there's a human over there. It's there all the Laura's monsters Teresa Teresa Where's the human I want to eat a human where I can't hear you?

I can't hear the human Teresa could you stop talking for a second I'm trying to hear for humans, okay? Quiet everyone quiet this Kill all the people It's just like human. It's like it's like it's like six monsters standing around in the town square just Arguing and being like quiet quiet. We got to around in the town square just arguing and be like quiet quiet We got to kill the humans and the humans just watching be like are they gonna try to kill us or they're just gonna argue so loudly they can't hear us Which brings us to the real house last of New Jersey reunion part two

the original loud plays the original Monsters sitting around waiting to eat something The only set that will ever feature ski ball behind Teresa's head. So here we are at the end of Real House House of New Jersey. Just an update on our schedule. Guess what? We get to take a day off because of a holiday coming up. So thanks to everyone who made that holiday possible. Okay?

You're heroes. Yeah, we have a funky schedule next week. So Monday, since we pre-recorded an episode with Brian Moilin talking about real housewives and like, and Bravo and like the business of making real housewives. And it was really, it's really, really cool. So that'll be on Monday. And then we are, it's just could be,

it's just could be a mishmash of content next week since it's a compressed week, but also more content than the week will allow. So just stay tuned, keep up with our social media and just listen to the announcements at the top of the show so you know where all the content you want is. Yes. And this week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of Real Housewives of Potomac that we'll post later today, today's Thursday. So go find that if you need more content and it's a crap and it's on demand.

So just sign up, get videos, you'll get tons of them. Okay, so many videos, like hundreds of them. Okay, so here we are with Real Housewives of new chairs. Previously on part one of the reunion, I got a vagina. I'm like, look, why they put this in the previously is of all things. I'm just like, I'm really obsessed. I'm on, but I'm a really great guy. All right. First I went to present, then jawwood, I present them my, can I get present. Then my, can I get a break?

God. Can I get a break? Then I lost my subway rewards card. Then I got a flat tire. I'm trying to get me out of Vodilla at Yorkutland. Trying to tell you, F.M. I just got the car to the rim of jacket. And so it ended with Margin's like, oh, really, I'm the cause, I'm the cause.

You know what, you're gonna go down nap, Jennifer. You were gonna go down, right, nap, Jennifer. And so we come back and none of that happened, really. No, no, no, no, no, it's, no, it's, Reese is gonna try to say, I started to swim it. Well guess what, it's gonna go down very bad, very bad. Listen, listen, I'm not the one you're gonna fight with today. Sweetheart, if you're high.

I'm like, she's just in full comic action movie villain mode. Yeah. You know what Jennifer, you say very irresponsible things to keep things going. No, I don't see this innocent abuser. You dog murderer. Listen, there's rumors about you too, so to be very careful because calm us a bitch whatever I get draft dodger Hey, can we talk about this later you guys are really not respecting the rundown okay? So Judy from Judy town says I love drunk Jennifer

So Judy from Judy Town says I love drunk Jennifer But I mean and how many of us have been in that place am I right Margaret you need to lighten up and Marcus? Okay, that's fine All right, you know what here's what I think Marge was was thinking when she said that that you know She was thinking of when she was a kid. She didn't like seeing a mother like that, you know and just like well But my kids didn't like seeing a mother like that. You know, and she was like, well, but my kids didn't see me like that. And Marguerous is, but they saw it on TV. She's, well, yeah, okay, they did see it. They thought it was funny.

They said, mommy, that's the funniest thing that people think you get drunk like that all the time. When we know you're a self-individual mother. You know what, this is a woman in the 40s. Okay, I was concerned for her. I mean she's falling down on a face Auntie and Melissa's like, you know what you get a little sloppy Jennifer, which is on you. That's fine and Trees like, huh? She didn't mean to get like that. It just happened. It's like me. It's all right And Jennifer goes, you know, it's Andy to, a sloppy drunk is someone who goes home with a strange joke.

Okay? Someone who fucks a guy at the end of the night. Margaret's like, what is this? Why does that always have to pertain to men? Okay? Like, you know, what about you slaying your wits and falling down? That's just drunk, baby! Andy drunk best and slurred their wits.

I mean, Jennifer is trying to say, a sloppy drunk is a slut because she's saying that Marge is a slut because Marge slept with her bosses. And so that Marge is the sloppy drunk, not Jen, because Marge is a slut. It's the craziest. It's the craziest connect the dots of all time. Also, remind me to never get drunk with Jennifer because if she thinks the only time you're sloppy is if you get drunk enough to go home with a guy, then that means that she's totally cool with being what the rest of us think is sloppy, which is being like messy and loud and people have to take care of you. Any time someone has to take care of you, you're sloppy. Okay, and you all know how I feel about sloppy drunks.

Y'all know how I feel about it. Yeah, Entry just keeps going, Uh-uh, Mars, she didn't mean to. It just happened in there. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it happened because you kept seven shots in her face, first of all. Okay, let's stop acting like it just started raining tequila. And it was a natural event that everyone could have been worried about like you know what it's happened more than once and to Laura says

oh you know what it was a sloppy fucking moment you know what we can't deny it you know it was a sloppy fucking moment my old vagina okay so some harga is like you know what you know you're falling a face you can't remember you blackout drunk and Teresa goes yeah I'm happy she got like that it, you know, you're falling your face, you can't remember, you're blackout drunk and tree cigars. Yeah, I'm happy she got like that, it did. You know, it was fun, you know. Why is that fun to watch a fall, while fall, fall on her face? How is that fun?

Okay? Well, I wish you would have had a drink and loosened it up a bit, I'm at, I am loose. Yeah, she's real loose, baby. You know what we may say about loose swimming, huh? There are slots and sloppy, right? God So and he's like all right all right Yeah, I'm from red town to Jennifer. Many people go through sexual harassment

Why would you call March sloppy for that? Well, she dimmed it. She dimmed it. She was a good looking guy. So I thought she had eyes for most baby Well, we all feel bad for her that night Jennifer. We all felt bad for her now Well listen, I think that I'm the one giving my opinion now better You know Teresa you know Teresa also didn't team it as sexual harassment at the time Jackie have you ever been sexually harassed you've had jobs and Jackie said um, yeah, I had bosses at massage me while they talked Which is so gross, you know and Teresa's like, oh, really you let him huh? You let him massage you

Yes, Teresa that's how sexual harassment works you fucking twit What the hell is wrong with these people and Jackie goes Yeah, because I didn't want to get fired and Teresa just goes Oh my god and he goes, uh, have you ever experienced sexual harassment? She goes now as if like I'm not a fucking idiot like why like I'm not stupid like Jackie to ever Yeah, you know, she goes because as you guys nobody will put my hands on me unless I wanted a damn tattoo that so, uh, yeah, nobody's got I don't take it in the ass man, Dianne, right?

That's for slice. He's like, uh, it's not a sign of weakness though. Wait, no one attaches me unless I wanted them to do to touches of me and stuff. I'm like, first of all, Teresa, have you ever worked in a workplace your entire life? Cause as far as I can tell, I don't believe she's ever had a job. Am I wrong in that and saying that? Well, she used to say, yeah, she used to say that she was a, I believe a buyer for

macy's. I think it was a macy's that she said she was a buyer for. But then, um, you know, Sashal Manti, I told me that she said she was a buyer for, but then, you know, Sashal Mitya told me that she was like a clerk there for a little while, so I don't know. But, yeah, I think she had, she's had like a job, a job a long time ago, a job. So, Marge is like, you know, this is very victim-shamey, okay? And then he goes, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and you know what, when you have that job that you worked really hard to get, and you don't wanna get fired,

you know, it's not just about not letting them do it. And Jen's shaking her head, like she's just totally grossed out by this conversation. And Marjus, like, so you're saying that all the women have come forward recently, you know, they just adopted to happen. She goes, no, I'm talking about me, I'm crying. There's a lot of women that are intimidated by the bosses.

I can see with me, it would not happen. I write. Like, how can you say you weren't sexually harassed when you were married to Jo Judeis? I was just about to say she was sexually harassed her entire marriage for crying out loud. I've been watching you would say. Yes.

And like sticking his finger in her butt and doing all that crap on, you know, and then say like my bitch wife. I was like, do we need to play the my bitch wife clip again? Can we roll that? Yeah, like all the time he just said such obnoxious things and then she didn't say anything about it. Okay, that's what it is, Teresa. So, so then, Marvel's like, well, this is why women don't confide. This is exactly why, and Jen goes, you know, it wasn't about your sexual harassment, beber.

You talk about sleeping with every time, dick and hairy. It's like the dysregular fox is in the driveway. I'm a rat, baby. And she slept with a boss before she got to his boss. It's like, this boss, and then that boss, and then that boss. Okay, Jennifer, I was talking about playing Super Mario Brothers when I was a little girl. Okay, those bosses are not actual employment bosses, okay? That the end of the levels, okay?

You gotta like get a grip. You were easy, pretty, beautiful, cover girl, baby, we got it! And I just wrote down, you were literally auctioned off at a coffee shop. What the fuck are you talking about, man? Like your plotline this season was about how your mother threw you in a mini skirt a crop top and a feather boa and Slagged you down to a coffee shop to sell you to the highest better. What are you even talking about? She had a her covers she didn't have the birds in the bees It was the birds and the southeries hi-yo

So Melissa's like why are you slut-shaming? I might say yeah that's slut-shaming chick. why are you slut-shaming? Am I just like, yeah, that's slut-shaming, and chick. I'm not slut-shaming. Yeah, the slut he keeps thinks was married, man. Not me slut! I love her saying, I'm not slut-shaming you, but you sleep with married mad. So frustrated. You're not a woman.

Stop, stop, stop, come on, come on guys. Why do you guys have to get so ugly and Fies it just because I pitch you guys against each other. Come on stop So hey, so move it along is there a path ahead for you to and then March I I don't know So Jen Jen says listen, I don't know. So Jen says, Listen, I don't like to have to feel like I have to defend myself. I don't want to have to call you slutty. It's just something I have to do, Mr. I don't want, I don't want you to have to call me.

I don't want to have to call you slutty. What does that even mean? Listen, you know what? You know what? Listen Andy, okay. Last night in her room, I left her into recess, champagne, and my book. She doesn't text me. She doesn't even text me. I didn't know it was from you!

If that basket tried to have sex with another basket, then it wasn't even married to you, I wouldn't know. It's my book, who I'll fully be from. The fucking fairy godmother. I'll write you to my book. She was, mother godmother, macaroon's too to I thought it was hospitality Just some sort of spectral hospitality presence that drops off give baskets So Marcus there was a card in here. Okay, okay separate from all that bullshit You know, I do the right thing and let me tell you something Andy You you two didn't even acknowledge me. YouTube didn't even acknowledge me. He didn't even acknowledge me. So then Teresa says,

Well, I was upset because you called me an exit son. Exorcist. Exorcist, assistant, exorcist, huh? Oh, what? Okay, but I can't. You know what? I mean, cannot, big deal. You know what?

I mean, give me a break here. And you're like, yeah, just such a dumb here. And Jen's like, yeah, just such a cup of tea. And Jen, have extensions. You're my color in the stupid. And she didn't like it. So, you know what? No, she's not stupid. She plays stupid.

And if she's gonna play stupid, we're all gonna comment on it, all right? And she's as stupid as a fox. And that Jennifer was an analogy. Okay. Oh yeah, I had an analogy on my block, baby. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Who else had an analogy on that block, huh? So, Theresa goes, she goes,

thing, thing, you're probably getting back up before the hair pull, you know, which I get, which I get. No, I'm out of retaliator, okay, then goes, I wrote a book that's not, baby. That's all I wrote it a retaliator, okay. Then he goes, I wrote a book last night, baby. That's all I wrote it. But I fell asleep. Ben. Ben.

Ben. I do a little shows. Did you hear that? She read your book. Yeah. That's deep down. So Andy's like, oh, Deloitte is your costume on Halloween was great, but what was it?

She's like, oh, it was botched plastic surgery, Andy, it was my old vagina. You know what, that's why it was my old vagina wrapped in toilet paper and sent out with a, you know, with a drip. Okay, what do you want me to say? I lied to the surgery about David, you know, that's why it was mad.

I said I was gonna get a thigh lift, you know, I go for a thigh lift, I come back with a vagina, you know, he won't even look into vagina. He won't even look at it, Ampie. Which is pretty amazing since he looks at vaginas for a living and apparently my vagina is the one that broke him. But you know what can you do, am I right? Well, I guess that's what happens when you dress like Danielle

stop for Halloween, right? March, plastic surgery, am I right, everyone? So, so now we have a Dolores segment and Dolores, why build a house with a boyfriend if you can't totally enjoy it. So Dolores and David are still together. They're still not moved in. Dolores is renovating our house and Andy asks, are you renovating it to stick with the David a little bit that you know to show that you're never moving in with him? Yeah, you know what I just a little bit, you know, I feel like this guy loves me. That's my real sense But if you're not going to be in a relationship with my new vagina, you can't be in a relationship with me. Okay. Yeah

He works 18 hours a day. When do you even feel? Once a week, Andy, okay. You know, but my mom, she doesn't want to see me strung along, okay? And Andy's like, has he been married before? And then, Antrius, it goes, yeah, of course, he's got four kids as his. You know what, he's been 14 years, it's been 14 years since he's been married. 15 years since he saw the vagina like mine. So, you know what, it takes him back to a dark place, okay? But you're not very close with his kids. All right, so you know, it's good. It's good So the ladies are basically just saying look we just want her to be happy, you know

That's why we were on her. She said she did want to marry him Then she said she's fine without marrying him. So we just wanted her to be happy and Jackie makes a good point Actually, she's like and she wants Frank by her side at all times and not every man would be okay with that So she doesn't get to ring but she does get to Frank Yeah, it's true. I mean not a lot of guys would be cool with just like a giant saliva spewing gorilla At your girlfriend's side at every single moment. Yeah, why is the dry ham spitting on me? Why is he yelling her name through every door jam he passes through So

She says she doesn't really care and all that stuff and Ante goes so Doris do you think that he doesn't want to get married or he just doesn't want to get married to you? And I was like, whoa, Dolores just squints her eyes at him. I mean, I heard the sound of chairs backing up in a bar. Like, squee-ee. It's like, how dare you? And she just squints at him and she goes, I don't think he wants to marry anyone. You fuck. She's looking at me like fuck and kill you and you want a piece of me anti-co and fuck you

Fuck you Don't you day I get between me and David so then Andy's like well guess what we had a special on watch happens live with the kids and Franky juniors had something pretty interesting. Let's see. Let's roll the footage. Hey, Franky junior. What a have some cocktails over my- Oh, not wrong, part of the- wrong by the footage. Let's fast forward a little bit. Franky junior, do you think your mom's gonna get married to Frank? Come on, what are you doing? And Frank, he's like, you know what? Honestly, can I be honest with you? Got to be honest about this. Really want to be honest about this Andy Cohen,

I'm gonna be honest, okay? Hold yourself and be honest. Everybody breaks yourself and be honest. I think they're gonna get married. Yeah, you know what? I spent a lot of time with him. I think, you know, I hear things that no one else he is, he gotta be honest about it, all right?

I hear things. I hear things. So, Dolores, well, that's news to me. So, Andy S. So if David asked tomorrow, would you marry him? Well, you know what, I would, but I wouldn't jump into it. I mean, look, marriage is not like a new vagina.

It's not something you just do, okay? I want a full, this is what I want. First, I want to get a full weekend a month. I want my name on the deed. I want them to look me in the eyes once a quarter I think I think that'd be a nice thing and that one of my spot holders, you know, so that those those that's my list of demands It's like no pressure. I want them to get the motorcycle out of the bed Aunt Theresa bad. And Theresa look at the lips. Theresa, you got some lips,

Theresa. So yeah, you know what? But also the lip gloss makes them pop. I like my lips and so does look like sucking on them. I'm like, and like when are the questions about the body parts going to end? I thought we got through all these last episode, but it's still like, hey, Theresa, your toe.

Tell me about your toe. Did you get a toe job? It was fascinating by the stuff. So Theresa, four years we've waited for Theresa to find an education. I'm sorry, I'm in happiness. And she found herself this year in love with a mystery man who looks strikingly like Bowser from Super Mario Brothers.

Well, take a walk. Plum plum plum plum plum plum plum plum plum plum plum Truly he does, but he also does kind of look like Jojo Dice, it's her nangles, which would make sense. So, and he's like, well, I love the way you're addressed He also does kind of look like Joe, Joe dies. It's her nangles, which would make sense. And he's like, well, I love the way you're addressed for the day. Oh my God, the leather pants, the little top.

Wow, pants in a top. Amazing. Let's see. Ambi, do you get along with the subs? I talk about his kids who cares. Scottch guard from Scotland asked if Joe ever came clean about cheating on you They're you're gonna be the gene on you. She's like well, you know My Joe knew that if he ever sticks his peepie and somebody else He ain't ever gonna stick it in me and be and drink a scarf of mods as you cheated on yeah

Didn't see my go ahead and talk about about remember how for mom said she did on yeah didn't see my go ahead and talk about that remember how mom said she did on yeah verse you know I never said what is this last year you came to the conclusion that he was cheating on you okay that's all

I said that's there was she said you stupid you stupid fuck face ever think get out of my face so we see a clip of that of them saying so do you think he was cheating on you Theresa and her going well yeah now I do So and he's like so do you or don't you believe it? She's like I don't know and is Louis the only man you've had sex with Outside of Joe Judeis in the past 20 years and she's like wow That's personal

years and she was like wow that's personal. Suddenly, Jen has a line after slut shaming, Marge, all this. No, don't talk about certain things. We don't talk about Andy. So then Teresa gives it like a long looking as yes. And were you faithful to Joe the entire time? Yeah, I was a Christian. No, not did you have faith. But will you? Yeah, I was

full of my own face. All right, I told you I do fell like the Annie. No, faithful. Did you ever like somebody sick? Yeah, I like hands. I like how music. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that one. Cause I can see you breathe Yeah, that song no not faith Hill

Sorry somebody came in downstairs and beavers just doing he does this bark when he know he doesn't want to get in trouble So he's just going instead of like fully barking Totally different you're really, you're doing great. Just being excoriated on a podcast. So it caught me to the core. So, so anyway. So, so anyway, so Teresa says that this is the Louise, the only like she was always faithful to Joe, G dies. And then there's she's so full of it. Remember how last year was all about the pictures of her and Miami and that little bikini, that guy and that hot ass guy. I'm sure Teresa.

Come on now. And she's like, yeah, well, you know you know Joe Joe lives is in the Bama and Italy and You know, we was in the Bama to get the little kid and whatever so Louis reached out to Joe to have dinner And it wasn't weird, you know, but you know my kids don't they don't say too much about any Indian Yeah, it was this whole thing and then And then he is apparently Joe Judice told Gia He said

Well, can you imagine why I felt it was walk with to see me see my accent a lifetime together with someone else broke my heart to a million pieces Shut the fuck up Joe Judice. Yeah, don't play this game. Okay, we saw Peter do this to Cynthia also. You're a shitty husband, you cheat, you send your wife to jail, and then you're gonna play the victim. Uh-uh, it doesn't work that way. And don't, and even if you did feel that way, you don't say that to your daughters

who are in the middle of this thing, get the fuck out of here, go back to Italy and like fall off the leading tower of peace up. Please, enough. So all of my kids really said, was it, you know, they said, my, please don't do too much TMI, alright, because we was all over each other. Much like it's PDA, got back so rocks. Okay.

So she says that Gian Milani have deep issues and they're in therapy and Teresa's in therapy too, which, you know, the tree is just getting like hot oil treatments. I'm not buying that at all. I know. Not like going to Massage Envy is not this therapeutic. It's not therapy. It's time for commercial.

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or Wondery app. So um uh hey has Louie seen a lot of real housewives of New Jersey has he seen any of it all? Yeah, yeah, yeah, he watched the whole see what the whole show the whole show Of course he has I mean is like has has Has there ever been a more obvious Person who has watched the entire series and then scammed his way on to it. I mean yeah Yeah, you know, he knew all the right things to say when he came when he met her on the street. So luckily, I don't even know if that was his house now that that she saw it outside of in the shore. It wasn't like he's such a clear con artist.

Yeah, like it was yeah, he just like rented a house close or something, you know, I don't believe it. Yeah, so he said apparently he told her that he's gonna treat her like she's never been treated before. He's gonna do math problems to her and see how she responds. Well, Mamiwak times that the he demands sex four times a day, you know, and then why is this segment happening? Why are we going? There are other things that happen this season. Why are we so fixated on Louis? Like literally no one cares.

And now being like, oh, he likes to have sex four times a day. Like why? Why? Yeah, I mean, he goes, yeah, and then if we were just watching the club of you saying that you want sex three times a day, well, I thought that's more a thing. They're perfect for each other. And she's like, well, listen, Annie, you can't read everything.

You can't believe everything you read, Annie. It's like we know Teresa. You've written books. Okay. First of all, exactly. Well, I just found out that old friend, girl friend, Kimty, weird, her head and accused him of emotional abuse and slashing his exes tires.

And she's like, you know, my, I don't talk about civil rights. I just like Teresa saying you can't believe everything you read while she actively has spent the season just spreading a baseless rumor about Evan, you know, and, and know, at the moment that someone says any sort of, like if Joe Gorgah says anything in the press about Teresa, you know, it's like World War four, you know. So yeah, so she calls Kim Diazura Rat, which is such an affront to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And then has anything been printed about,

been printed about? Well, basically, yeah, basically that whole segment about, hey, the New York Times was saying that he demands sex four times a day. I think that was leading into all the exposés about this guy, which is now. Like, does it hurt you? All the stuff that's been printed about him?

And we've talked about some of it on this show, but basically that he's like emotionally abusive, that he has like poured bleach on his exes clothes or locked them out of the house or done all this. I mean, he just sounds like a really not my sky, right? And he's yeah, but those are said that stuff is said by his exes. I mean, like those girls girls are so thirsty. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's always the girls fault, right? So, he's liked the season and everything and she's like, she says that I told him I didn't need to do that with Jackie and then I apologize and I think I redeem myself this season. I think he liked that and Jackie's like like oh, so you think you're redeem yourself Do you think your apology was good enough?

Just because I said I accept your apology and then was like really nice to you afterwards You think that was good enough. Do you think so? Well, you just took it the wrong way already. I wasn't trying to ruin your party Yeah, you were trying to ruin my marriage. Not you I don't care about the party You trying to ruin my marriage Teresa like the only don't care about the party. You trying to ruin my marriage Teresa It's like the only person that could ruin your marriage is you and Evan Fitches room. I could Only if you believe it only if you believe it. I was only letting you know about that There was a woman's out there as in stuff from brava

Teresa's actually not totally totally wrong on that one. I mean, yeah, like if they didn't believe it, they would just be like, oh, fuck this bitch, like whatever. But it still is pretty obnoxious that she did it. And also like Teresa is the one, the one who has popped off the most off the vagus, even hint of a rumor about anything with her. So she really is not the one to talk. Yeah, about'm about to try to, though. So let's welcome the husbands!

And so the husbands come out and bills popping his hand in the air like, mmm, Mandy, party! Mmm, I'm a real bro now! Mmm, there's a fist pump! So they do some, you know, small talk about the Benino Renault and Frank Kissing-Jose asks. Like, he's like, so obsessed with this butt kissing moment. Like, to me it was such a, it was like an amusing moment on an episode that like really made no impression.

And the fact that Bravo and Andy are just so obsessed with it, I just, I don't understand it. Like I don't, like I just don't get it. Well, if you all see me more bets and possibly made you cake, ha ha ha. And friends, like I don't bet him anymore, Andy, you know what I'm afraid of what's next.

And he's like, oh, there's not, there's not very far to go. I'm saying you've already gone pretty far. Wow, believe me, there's not much left for that mouth to go. And I know because I've fantasized about it at night. Hey, Dr. Bill, that's some rock that you got Jennifer. Mmm, yes it is. My hoist get the best rocks for my girl.

Mmm, you may be impressed with the rocks that she's got, but she's still Jenny Jenny from the block She just says the name of the coffee shop She's still Jenny from the shop also. Yeah, I should put it in there I don't really think Jen was auctioned off at a coffee shop. Okay anybody He's like she she deserves it. You're not the five kids. Mm. We wait for a special occasion. So Andy, it's not every year she gets more than just flowers.

Mm. Like wow. You know, special occasions, adversaries, mm, birthdays, mm, lady Gaga CD releases, mm, Z gallery installs. Mm. Mm. So, CD releases, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm would affect my reputation, you know, and it didn't. So that's good. I'm still a very respected and the highly respected world of morally non-corrupt financial sector workers, Andy. Okay. But, you know, the problem is my kids got Google and so they can check on it and every time

the Google they get, it says you dad's to Cheetah. So that's not great. Yeah, it used to be, my dad's not gonna blow jobs, and now it's my dad's cheating. So I didn't think it was, but it did. Glad we keep doing this show. Can't wait for the next season. So, so while the ladies wanted to kill each other, because that's how ladies are, am I right, Rose?

Huh, you just wanted to kick back between poker, testosterone, golf course, Joe Gorgas, sweet, sweet ass. It was the lady, it was all about the ladies and their tramps. So then we see like a montage of the guys, Ben Silley, Musabi, all that stuff. And then again, like a prolonged reliving

of the kiss on Joe's ass. I mean, the gay panic is so off the charts on this, you know, like, oh, no, he's got a kiss his ass. No, he's about to die. Well, at least it's fun panic. You know, it's like gay, gay panic at the disco. It's like, yeah, gay panic, but it's also really gay. So you know, he knows. So of course, there's a hey Was it amazing? Did he watches? Oh, yeah, someone asked from someone from somewhere said David was amazing for taking in Frank after he got his knees cat by the mouth I mean fell down some stairs So when he was taking care of you, did he wash your balls too?

And so Gorgas, like he don't even have any balls. Ha, he don't even got balls. You don't even got balls, bro. Let me tell you something. Okay, uh, David, yeah, I actually attempted to clean my balls, but where my balls would be, huh? To Laura, so like that joke, who's good joke?

It's good joke. And what do you feel about joke? Gorgas saying that you destroyed the lore? So you know what? Joe speaks his mind. I'm like they're like brother and sister. I like you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna soft crime on the block and that's all I'm a grub the crime dog. Thank you for asking me handy. Right. You know what? Joe Gorgas and the lore, you know they're like brother and sister except the type that don't sleep with each other You know I'm saying and you know what it's just it's what under the bridge Yeah, you know what I was the mess when they got it before a sandy all right cuz they were like the bobby and Ken a Jersey and the

Lorskas. Yeah, we were a power couple We were we were a power couple Mainly because we would play powerball together. The lawyer and the corrections officer, it's like the, you know, the benefit of their, of their neighborhood. Yeah, they're just really, it's like, they're like George and the mall cluny. Right. Just, they walk in. Hey, your power couples here.

Okay. Frank just got a new wine shirt. So everyone bow down. Wow. You know what? That prank call that you guys are just Joe Gorgon was bridesless. So excited in this segment. I was cracking up. Yeah, and and Joe Gorgos was happy because it showed that Melissa Melissa's the jealous one after all not me, huh? Not me. All right. Cool. Hey, Evan. Why did you live in Argentina? What happened? Did you go down there to meet a bunch of Jazeals like Jazeal the realtor Or Jacelle Bryant, that'd be cool too. Why, why'd you do it? And he's like, you know what, to meet Jacelle, just kidding, Andy,

just kidding. We used to happen, I went to Argentina, the first night there, I met a hot girl in a bar, so I stayed. And Teresa's just doing that tongue poking the side of her mouth thing, like, I'm biting my tongue, Susie! I was like, you know what, I tell my kids all the time, went to Argentina and for the longest

time I thought that's the only country that gives blow jobs all right that's the true damn it's like what read the room Evan okay so and he's like you're not you're never under any obligation to cry when you're there okay you can just you can just be tough, okay? Here in America, I've wanted to cry. Bill, did you get annoyed when Jen was so drunk? Wow, he was wasted. And Bill's like, well, you know, I've had my badmats too. I've just said, keep having fun, my little princess. Just don't puke in my car next time.

Mm-mm. Remind me of one time I had one too many Apple Teenies at the banana Judd concert. Mm, I was following my face drunk, girlfriend. And, Jo Bonino, do you feel... Marge is dominating. It's like answer job. Just answer the question job.

Okay, take a shower and then answer. Okay, think about your answer, the shower. Make me a nice coffee. Oh, she spilled it on the floor again. Okay, just answer the answer, and the end nice coffee. Oh, she spilled it on the floor again. Okay, just answer the answer, Andy, Andy, Cohn, okay? He's like, sometimes she gets a little angry, but you know, sometimes she gets a little bit, would you like an iced coffee,

Andy, may I offer you an iced coffee while you're in our home? All right, what Joe is meant to say is that I'm actually not very dominating at all and you know what, we would love each other and you know what, we fight for two minutes and then it's back to loving. And my loving-and-me-me telling Joe what to do, okay?

You know, in that day, I was just very upset. That's what I was yelling at Joe about. You know, what Jen was doing by telling Chubby said to Joe knew about that rumor from day-by-its, is she was trying to validate Trees' terrible behavior by accusing my husband of telling you know, telling business to postal codes that did not deserve the business. Does that make any sense Andy? It's all about postal codes, okay? And if anyone says ten of

fly, I'm gonna lose my shit right now. Does anybody want to say ten of fly? Speak now affair average, shut the fuck up, okay. Joe, why aren't you wearing your pineapple's not lips? What's going on? Pineapple's not lips. I told you, pineapple's not lips. And Jack, I think that fight was done. And Jennifer, we ignited it. She's like, I did not get inside a traitor.

You're the one putting razors and candy bars and handing them out to Halloween children. You child murderer. Please stop saying inflammatory things just to get a rise at a people Sandy says all right, I want to ask joby. Did you hear about the rumor too when he goes? Andy Marge am I allowed to say something? Yeah, come ahead Joe

I didn't even hear I didn't even hear about it the birthday party I heard it the next day the first time because there's always women in the house and all they could do was discuss it to know when because women. Am I right, everyone? You know, he was like a bad game with Tetherfuck. He said, you know, it was you Gentus, you know, and then by the time he got back to Chirisa, it was he heard it in a different zip code. Okay, and that's the problem. He and it's all about county lines. And Evan's like, yeah, you know, he showed me it was taken out of context and we're still bros. Yeah, but if you heard it in town, would you set that on camera and Joe's like, well, you know, that's sky code. Andy, you know, look, even if these guys want to have affairs, like that's

their business, what do I care? Joe, you better tell me if someone's having an affair. Yes, of course, March. Of course. So now at long last we are going to finally truly address the feud between Jackie and Teresa. And so we see the whole montage or the whole thing. And then Jackie's just shaking her head after the video. And the question is, why did Theresa go tell everyone but Jackie? And so Theresa goes, well, I told you're good friends. You know, I told you good friends. Yeah.

She goes, well, I'm not going to tell her at the party, but then I saw him at the party and that made me think about it. It wasn't the invitation to his birthday party because that that wasn't quite enough to move the needle in her like realization. But once you saw him she was like, oh yeah, there's a rumor about him. I should probably say something to everyone. Well, she thought that I was happy and clearly she was triggered. She's like, I was happy.

She was happy. It's like, oh, clearly Theresa, clearly. Well, Hillary from Hogwarts says tree you were ballistic when Kim D. it used Joe of cheating so why the double standards like I didn't go ball sticks is yeah and then we said flashback of Teresa throwing a chair and then he goes you threw a chair she says well yeah I had to give her a taste of her own medicines and stuff and what's you know you know Jackie could have done about gone about different ways, you know Like with Jackie could go about it a different way and so Andy says well, it seemed like you had a lot of glee at that party

Uh-uh, uh-uh, I never watched that show so I don't know how I can have it at the party I don't know who those people are. I can't hide them. Wasn't even my party. I never sing did Glee. Oh, stop. Believe me. Though did you do it to her Jackie? Jackie's like, you know what? This is all absolutely bullshit, Auntie. She clearly hates me, Auntie.

She clearly hates me. Ah, you threw the first punch, I rang. When you said, if it walks like a duck, if it talks like a duck, if it shouts like a duck, if it shoots like a duck, that was a nice, it didn't even rhyme. And you never even said what it was. Like if it talks like a duck, if it's like, what is it then? You said I walked like a duck, it is.

And you said that you said that thing about Joe going to jail, you know, why you gotta always bring up the jail thing? So I brought it up twice, three, so so once three years ago when you were attacking me And then this year when you were attacking me you saying you only like confident women after coming it after me for two hours straight And you know what and then you think I'm not gonna come at you You got them right I'm using that. What am I supposed to do? Just sit there take it you got them right I'm using it and then it's just a classic tree face with her mouth wide open Just blinking as we got it

Yeah, I Then she you know When all else fails just go back to the same the same thing But she always uses the jail card. Why is she always got to use the jail card? It's like she just explained it to you and she goes when you wouldn't plan that my husband was cheating on me, well maybe you shouldn't be throwing stones. How about that? You know what, to be said,

don't make, don't make me excuses. The whole thing sucked. The whole thing sucked through. So, don't make excuses about it. Well, I guess you have the theory about how this all started. Daniel, stop. She thinks that my address is some more. That's not some any more.

Do you think that? The Lord says like, oh my god, she blamed Smarch for her to force. She says, I badmouth Teresa. Fucking bitch. That's what she is. That fucking bitch. You want you to listen. She's like that bitch on the street, you know? Like, give a fuck about the bitch on the street. Get the fuck out of here. She's like bitch on the street. But my address, we have friends with her. Does she just make her play lies now? She goes, yeah, that's exactly what she fucking does, okay? And earlier you also thought March was the source

of the rear marriage. It's just a theory. You know, it's like, listen, without a theory, where we would be it. Like the first person who said, what happens if I put beats on a bagel and boom. Now we got pizza bagels, baby. Fear is from what Theresa told me me she said it came out of

Tenerfly and you know what she hangs out in Tenerfly circles okay so look little miss Tenerfly with the Tenerfly circles the in Tenerfly rumors if it walks like a Tenerfly if it talks like a Tenerfly it's a duck baby it's a duck did I win some so Jen says it because of what Teresa said she That's a duck. Did I win some? Ha ha ha. So Jen says it because of what Teresa said. She thinks Marge knew about it, told Melissa, the Melissa told Joe, and then Joe told Joe.

So Marge goes, you know what, point blank. Jack and I are good friends. I'm not gonna tell Teresa, okay. If I have something like that, I would want Jackie to be prepared, okay? And Dolores is like, you know what, Marge, let me tell you this, Marge, we'll tell you what's up. Okay.

Unless it's something that happens in 10 of flight because she's not Miss 10 of flight. What the fuck does she know about 10 of fly there? You know what, she's very involved in 10 of life circles. Okay, very, very involved. Okay. So Jackie said, you know what, she would have sat me down and she was said, you're not going to like this, but you need to know this. Your extensions are not going to frizz up in the same way. Hey, why didn't you tell me that, Modge?

And Teresa is still doing that tongue in the side of her facing. I'm going to say nothing. So, and he's like, well, Teresa, Jackie just wanted you to admit that you had no evidence and she was my I didn't say that I had evidence. I just said that you should stick off of your husband Ed and then he's like, yeah, but that's you know what you said when there's smoke there's fire I'm saying, ah, I don't even know if that's true Andy. So She's that just a comment, you know, just to comment. I know it's true. No, do I know?

So hey, what does Evan think? He's like, well, it was uncomfortable. I mean, I wish I hadn't gone that way. I was hoping my reputation wouldn't be dragged in the mud given that I work in this highly respectable field of finance, which is known for all its respectable members. And I just wouldn't want that, especially in New Jersey, where people really are known for, for high moral standards, you know.

Um, Marge is like, yeah, well, I'll be shocked to be saying, you know what, you should have just given up what she asked for and said that you had no evidence. Oh, yeah, Marge, what if someone said that your kids was on drugs is like, you know what I already said, I don't think you should use kids analogies. Okay. Kids and analogies do not mix. And then Jackie is like, well, what about when Danielle used her kids, meaning Marge's kids in an analogy. And then we see a clip of Danielle's to ob saying to March, if you spent more time with your kids in Cabo, you'd have a relationship.

And Melissa says, kids are off limits. And Teresa goes, Melissa, she's trying to make a point that it did. So Teresa is totally busted by the school, like beyond busted. It's actually pretty amazing. Yeah, but she, the thing that Teresa, she never gets it and she just doesn't care. Like she doesn't even get that that busted her So she's no and in all the two of them was vicious Jackie was saying my kids was on drugs is and jenka's jaw I took a has an absolute

Listen I knew it was an analogy, but it wasn't what I would have done. You know what I would have done? I would have said listen Teresa. I Just got a new vagina, okay Let's see my new vagina knew it was an analogy and it's been here literally two weeks, okay Okay, she said it in the way that it was an analogy. Oh, yeah Well, when you said it to me then why didn't you just say it's an analogy alright? If you said that were first then I would have been confused and been like what's an analogy and then I wouldn't have gotten mad so fast aren't you? And then he's like well we're making an analogy you don't really have an analogy so it's an analogy it's kind of the point.

Hey do you ever notice how analogyie starts the word anal, huh? Let's- Joe, what do you think about that? And how is that pertained to Frank? Okay, you guys want to work that out in some sort of sexual way a little bit, huh? Huh? Well, you know what? The whole world understood Teresa. Ah!

Well, we had the kids come on watchin' happens live. Here's what Gia had to say about it So then we get a clip of Gia going you know what Andy? I was like completely disgusted by that I even had complaints from my sorority and I was almost put in the meeting to see if everything's okay So I'm really down appreciate Jackie doing that to Oh my goodness. I can't believe that Gia almost had a meeting at her sorority. Who the fallout is incomparable. So Jackie is like, well, no, I do feel bad.

I do feel bad because a meeting at a sorority could be a very slightly damaging thing for a day. So, you know, like, and you know, when I saw her, when I saw her at No No Thing, you know, we hugged, which I was like, um, Jackie, when I saw her, when I saw her at No No Thing, you know, we hugged, which I was like, Mmm, Jackie, I mean, she's still a kid. I know. You know, like, hmm. So then, um, then Andy's like, hey, Joe, Gorgah, you've been quiet and I'm assuming you're not masturbating, right?

Are you? You want to talk about it? Hey, what about, why don't, you know, you're always a supporting your sister, but when are you ever going to check her? Okay, like, was she, was she wrong, you're always a supporting your sister, but when you're ever gonna check her, okay? Like, was she, was she wrong to spread the rumor and he's like, ahhhh, ahhhh, ahhhh, ahhhh, are you saying it? Is saying it? Okay, if you think she was wrong, say ahhhh, ahhhh, ahhhh, ahhhh, was that an o or an a?

Is that count as an a if it's an O Teresa's like nabbog all against the family. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding guys are a yes or no Joe Spittin' out, cell He's like yeah, yeah, I do which he's gonna be paying for that for the next reason Yeah, and then to did you notice the look that Dolores gave him? Dolores Dolores just like squins her eyes and like shakes her head like who the fuck are you set for your dog you're set to one of the best I've ever joined my Apple to me totally disgusted by your joke or you're gonna find out what broken means I can't believe that you are very reluctantly and quietly say yes after being pressed several

times by Andy Cohen about whether or not you're sensitive to the wrong thing. I can't believe that betrayal. So, Jellyfish from Jakarta says, Jackie, it's nice that you're the only one that stands up to tree. And she goes, ah, she doesn't stand up, she doesn't stand up to me. All right. If she would, if she would have stood up to me, it would have been like, one, two, three. Instead, she'd go some cries out over the town, all right. The weird issues around Joe and Teresa, their strange relationship to gender roles and strength and weakness and crying are just so, so warped. They're like, it's just so, I mean, like, if she, if she had stood up to me, if she had stood up to me, it would have been squash, but because she cried, she didn't stand up.

You can, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's endlessly fascinating to me. So Jackie says, you know, it's not by space to squash something, you know, my love one was upset about, you know, like Teresa, there were a lot of things about that are out there, about you, about someone that you love, about Louis, you know, and you know, have this feels, and how would you want someone to spread that around? Would you want someone to spread that around? Would you want me to spread that he loves bombs or that he bleaches his girlfriend's clothes or possibly stalks them? Would you like me to spread that around on that small TV?

I like that she's, she never said any of that stuff obviously, but I like that she's like, yes, there's so many stories that people could Google right now on Google about L U I S Teresa Judea's boyfriend. How would you feel if I brought that up? How would you feel about that? I said I didn't spread it. Okay, it was a And then he goes well you did spread it you did spread it Yeah, and if I if I brought up Louis Will it be your responsibility to help him or would you come to me to say please say that you didn't do this? I mean I said down to protect somebody I love and you sat on that couch and you were vicious to me

You were vicious to me to me. Yeah, and she's like when I said that one that's bullshit She's and so Jackie really wants her to admit there's no substance to the rumor and now treason I never said that there was substance Bullshit that's all I want that's all that want Now now you see it's not okay to repeat something you heard on national TV that would be like me repeating that Louis Bleached his exes close and that was that's what they would be like me repeating that Louis bleached his exes and clothes and that was that's what the equivalent of that. Do you accept that kind of apology? And Teresa's like, yeah, but I don't know where to go from here because she doesn't even

like me. She doesn't even like me, I do. Do you like her? And she's like, eh, well, I slaughtered in the clip right now that you're like golfing. So maybe I'll extend another olive branch and we can go golfing. And then he's like, wow, another olive branch.

So this time it's not a deal to stick up her ass. That's my life, that's right Jackie. No more analogies in this group, okay? So now the guys all step away and then Evan goes over to Teresa and gives her like a kiss on the cheek everyone's like, uh, what a gentleman. Look at that lovely gentleman over there. And then Marge goes, I could cry. I could cry. I could cry.

Evan's like listen. I've heard away. Evan's like listen, all this forgiven. You know what? I actually have a guest pass at my gym if you'd ever like to go. I can show you some squats. Okay. So final moments, we have every season with the champagne, but this

year is only flooding the say goodbye with something that makes a recess for Johnny Taseco to we're emotionally abusive love bomber. Does someone have some pineapple for the reason? Where's the. Does someone have some pineapple for Theresa? Where's Theresa? I have a pineapple! Andy, I don't have a pineapple!

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And he's like, yeah, you know what? She's open, she's real, and she's genuine, and she's very, very authentic, Andy. Yeah. Andy, did you know about this? Did you know he was coming out of here? He's like, yes, the reason, of course I knew. Oh my God.

So when do you see Tree in the next few years? And he's like, hopefully we're gonna be closer together. We're gonna be waking up next to each other. You know what? He is doing another season. And this time with no drama, huh? Everyone's like, well, maybe not that, you know? Listen, all I want next year, hopefully,

she'll be waking up next to me in my castle. And I can call her my dumb bitch wife, right? Okay. Hey, that's my dumb bitch peach over there Yeah, okay, I'll do the toast. Okay to new beginnings and fresh thoughts and Evan maybe having fun at the gym I'm just saying I'm not spreading I just heard it. I just heard it Jinger's to clean Better and Marge is a really clean slate gen.

She lifts her glass to gen and genches a gnoorcer and looks away. Yeah. So then, Louis watch off and treats it goes, Hey, don't leave me. We'll go home together. And then he's like, yeah, that's the plan you're doing, Bat.

OK, calm down. Yeah. Let's also talk about the fact that when he came out there, she hugged him as if she hadn't seen him since the beginning of the pandemic. She was just like classed on to mom Like you guys saw each other this morning Relax So cheers and Melissa says cheers to us having an amazing all having amazing man And I think you know

Sunday next baby amazing man and I said, you know, that's the next day. You know, that's how this entire season opened up was Jackie saying to Teresa that she has a nice Jewish man for Teresa, which is what caused Jennifer to go, Pitsapago! You see a nice full circle everybody. Like a bagel itself. So you guys, thank you so much for listening. I have a wonderful, wonderful weekend. Stay tuned for our bonus episode. And we'll be back on Monday with Brian Moilin to talk probo. And we'll talk to you on the next one. At bye bye.

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