Watch What Crappens - RHONJ: The Hens of History

Episode Date: April 27, 2023

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Yeah, it's going to be a wild, a wild June, June Hannah June, June Hannah. So this is already a wild week of podcasting because we have this we got Vannepromp rules coming up. Vannepromp rules is Craig Craig this week, but New Jersey. Wow. So the Ireland trip It's continuing on we pick up. I didn't even realize we're at it to be continued last week because that favor at a restaurant and at the end of the Jen Fesler, fanning her breasts. She's like, oh my god, it's hot in here. I'm Jen Fesla and my breasts are hot. So I didn't realize that was a cliffhanger

like what's gonna happen with the breasts. Are they gonna get, are they gonna sweat? Will she take off her top? But apparently was a cliffhanger because we pick up, we don't have the opening credits, we just pick up with Jen Fesla, still fanning her breasts. And Dolores is like, come on, let's go put him away, Fez love,

which it sits out can't take you anywhere. So they get on the van and Melissa brings her glass of wine from the table. And this is where we get Melissa's like a fake sexy Melissa drunk. Melissa gets on my nerves like literally on every level. I can't with her. So she comes out with a wine glass. So I'm already annoyed because she know I worked at restaurants. I'm like, yeah, get the wine glass back in the restaurant. Okay. You can't do that. And you're in another country. Okay. I'll throw you

an international prison for that. You can't just take a glass out of that like adorable little old Irish restaurant that also serves Ban Mi and Korean fried chicken wings. You just can't do that. And Ravioli and Popgos. You can't do that. How some coleslaw. It's a global menu. Yeah. So then she does another thing that I hate,

where she goes onto the bus and she goes, cheese driver, cilantro, San Che, whatever it is. What am I speaking, I wish everybody. Just sit down, you ignorant fucking moron. I've never seen someone prouder of her stupidity. I mean, we have Teresa on the show, but at least she's like living in her stupidity, you know, I feel like Melissa like puts on extra stupidity. So like for some kind of a personality, you know, and then you have Danielle, who maybe the stupidest person of the show

But doesn't but actually thinks she's the smartest person. So that's a different thing too And that's the difference because I can enjoy that too, right? It's not put on stupidity I hate like being proud of your put on stupidity, right? Like like messing things up on purpose So that way you're like Yeah, so she's trying to say Slonshay slonshay slonshay slonshay Slonshay this is slonshay slonshay. Slonshay. Hello. They're Slonshay they put up the pronunciation on the TV. Okay, so I know and I wrote it down phonetically but now I am doubting I wrote it down phonetically but now I am doubting. I wrote it down

phonetically as slánché but now I'm doubting. I'm like, maybe that was just a reference to Grace Jones in Duméreng, although that would be strongché. Yeah, it's like a call slot that's trying to be a model. So they're like, I'm slosh A. That's not no slosh. And it's an Irish. That's exactly. We're saving him. Betsy Johnson. She's like, where is slosh? Yeah, it's a Betsy Johnson of slosh. Slunch A. It's an Irish expression, meaning good health.

Okay. So festers like, oh my god. Did you say salami? Like that is hilarious. Melissa, you are hilarious. So, yeah, then they're like just like, and they're in the van and Melissa's like drunk and being like saucy and hilarious. And she's saying how she just loves it when someone takes over.

And she's like, I'm about to drunk dial my ex and Melissa's like, I'm not Melissa, Theresa's like, you know, that's going into Teresa's ball. She's going to be pulling that out at some point. Yes, because that's kind of all the gossip from the season that Melissa is alluding to before it's even come out, which makes me believe that Melissa knows this is coming out and she just wants it to come out already. You know, like now she's at the point where she's pretending she's drunk on a bus so she

can go, oh yeah, I wish I could text my ex just to force somebody else to bring it out so she could find a room about it. I mean, she's just she's just a transparent. Yeah, exactly. So, Melissa's, I'm sorry to interrupt you Ben. It's okay. It's just reminded me. Melissa's whole, oh, I really love when a guy just takes over and takes me. Could you please not remind us of the rate passage from your book that you wrote, which was like, ladies, don't get mad when you don't want to have sex in your husband, just whip stand your dress and does it anyway. I'm like, please just, can we drop that? Like, can we not bring that up any more Melissa?

What's your fucking, I just want somebody to take over and take me. Speak quiet over there. Melissa with your fucking I just want somebody to take over and take me speak wide over there. I did not remember I must have blocked out her her views on consent, but yeah, Melissa's book. That's a real that's a real gold mine everybody By the way, if everyone is asking me why I'm hating Melissa so much today really don't know just woke up that way Also, this is all the other side herself. Yeah, literally woke up like know. Just woke up that way. Also, this is all. Like the other side herself. Yes. This is I will literally woke up like that. I woke up fine. But this is just all Melissa is all Melissa lines. So I'll calm down. I'll calm down. It's not it's not a hate boner. I okay. Even I'm wondering.

You're like, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's like what what happened? Why, I mean, I don't love Melissa, but it's a lot right now, but don't worry. It's almost too different. Listen, it's Wednesday, we're at the hump day, you just need to get the Melissa behind you, you know? So, I mean, whether or not they, whatever, Melissa's from Melissa's book. Okay, go ahead, I'll give it up.

So, no, it's okay. Like, let your emotions fly. This is space for Brutal honesty. So anyway, they get home. They're to the castle. And now it's the next morning, and everyone's gathering for breakfast, and Jennifer Fester's like, oh, so, where's the bugle balls?

Remember that? Jennifer Aiden trying to make bugle balls for thing, anyone? And Margaret's like, I mean, it's ridiculous. Me, a bugle ball. I'm like the least hairy person ever. And like, ugly on the inside. I may have even seen my insides, they're beautiful. I'm like, yes, Marge, you're inside.

They're beautiful. So then Danielle comes in and she's like, the ball and lady. I copy paste today. I copy paste. And so she's like, be in the mouth, you're swimming. It's a mind fuck. Because what it's good, the body lady, I've come in peace today. I've come in peace. And so she's like, being around these women, it's a my fuck. Because when it's good, we have a lot of laughs. But what is terrible is man. So today, I'm going in on a little lighter.

I'm not going to let him ruin the trip anymore today. I'm ready. All right. They're going to ruin this for me. Yeah. I'll tell you who ruined it for you was you. Because you were gossiping and you got called out for your gossiping and you tried to put it on someone else who also was gossiping, but you I feel like you weren't gossiping too.

Yeah, so I can't wait to watch you get angry about the same thing 10 times today. I should be fine. No, exactly. So they're all a practice and Melissa's like, I have no voice. Like where's my voice? I'm like in your marriage or just right now, the brand is capable, which one is it? And they're like, oh, the Laura talks like a lady from the 50s, she goes, ah, last night,

you would carry it on something terrible. Something awful. Carrying it on. You would carry it on something awful. Melissa's also one of those people who's like, oh my God, guys, what happened last night? I don't even remember was I can have a link after her once skinny girl margarita. So they're excited because they're going to be meeting Paulie's family who lives in Ireland, of course.

And Dolores says, when I first met Paul through a mutual friend, I looked him up on Instagram and I happened to see this cute little lady on his page and she was eating cake and it looked like it was about 10 a.m. and I thought, you know what, she's adorable. I like her. I fell in love with this mom before I even met him. Yeah, hot. So then Claire comes, that's the mom, that's Paul's mom. She's cute, you know, and that she's with Paul's sisters Shoot me and do be whatever their names are and so they come in and Claire's real cute and Laura says like, oh my god look you came all the way to see me Claire and Claire goes, yes, but you're still a holly So the Laura says, you know when I first dated, Paul's mom stayed for Christmas and I felt funny, you know, staying over in front of her, you know, so like how the fuck am I sneaking out, you know, out of the house when she's like the last of bed and she's the first one up. So I do this walk of shame in front of her every morning and she'd be eating her biscuits and scones and she'd just be like,

should just be like, Hossie and I knew, I knew then we were meant to be. That was the one for me. And you know, you were joking earlier, but biscuits over there are cookies. So she was literally waking up and eating cookies for breakfast just like, just like Valerie, Valerie. Yeah. By the way, but you've seen that commercial where they go see Dolores goes are you there God? It's me Dolores and Valerie goes and it's me Valerie's like mom trying to have a moment with God and she's like so am I

So am I have you said they're doing a tie-in with are you there God? It's me Margaret? Yes, and I guess it's all of them with their moms or some of them with their moms But the only one I've seen is the Dolores fun and I don't it's like mom trying to talk to God here It's like sorry, but I wanted to talk to God too Hello, God are you there? It's me Valerie It's like mom remember when you when you told me how I had to wear a brought to guy sure to to law what times we've had. Hi, I'm Delores Katania here to talk to you about Judy Bloom. You may think she's only written about Frank in the book, super fudge,

but actually she has an entire library of great content, including, are you there, God? It's me, a cookie for my mother. Hi there, God, hello. Are you there? It's me. Tuckies, ma'am, trying to talk to God. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I love it. Another Judy Bloom model. Love this. You know, I love Judy Bloom. Yeah, I love it. I love Judy Bloom, because I read Tales of a Fourth grade

Nothing and Super Fudge and Blubber. And I remember in fifth grade, I was like, Judy Bloom is great. There's nothing she can't write that I won't love. So I decided I was gonna read, are you there, God, it's me, Margaret. And I got right there, first chapter, it was whatever.

And then I had to put in my little cubby, because my classroom had little cubbies. You know, you leave your stuff there. And then the next day it was gone. And I went up to my teacher and I was like, Mrs. Johnson, someone stole my copy of, are you there? God, it's me Margaret. She, she was like, Ben, that was me. I don't think you should be reading that book. So I really, yes, I was, you had some full on book burning up there. They, they, they put the period book. They've been to the period. Wow. So now when you, for all the, for all the women who listen to this podcast,

who every time I get something wrong about the female reproductive system, which is every episode, you can blame Mrs. Johnson for depriving me of a vital brick in the building block in my women's health education. This is Johnson. I'm trying to have a mock rip moment for God's sake. So they think it's funny. Everyone's cracking up that she's calling her a Hussie, right? That she's calling Dolores a Hussie to her face and yeah. So they're all telling her she's super cute and stuff and they're talking about gems like oh my god, we're planning to threaten to do horses and palace wedding. This is what we do it because it means Dolores we're pals now real pals, right? And everyone's just kind of making small talk with them.

Right. Danielle's like, oh, why does this make me cry? Why am I crying right now? Because you're not getting enough of fucking attention, okay? Can we just not make this enough you and let the old woman enjoy her damn biscuits for Christ's sake? Can you just, yeah, I mean, at this point, honestly, Danielle, just send a hallmark card to your brother,

pick up the phone, do something, I can't, like you can't be crying when you see any family members talking to each other, just having, it's too much. It's just a constant audition with Danielle. Every time Danielle comes on screen, it's like, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. I hope I get it.

I hope I get it. How am I going to have fun through that? So she starts crying and everyone's like, No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no God. Oh God. And then he'll go, yeah, this is what it is. It's a sister. She loves the brother, but she doesn't get to see the brother. Oh my God. Now I'm crying about it. Don't make her to think everybody. Don't make her to think it's just what I'm crying right now. I wish I wish I had that like the way she's all going about her brother was so much love and out of reach. And I like I would talk to my brother like that. Well actually I would just make fun of him on Instagram and then also write like throw bricks through the window at his at the stupid fucking fiance, but I wish I had that relationship there. And Seren is one of the sisters and she's like I asked Dolores. I asked my mom how Dolores was

and my mom would say she's a Jose and they would all crack up and now Teresa Who's also a queen of making it about her goes oh? Yeah, my dad was like that. Hey, Melissa Yeah, yeah, my dad would be like that like my dad and my mom would be like look at Melissa She's such a fucking slut. We hate her for my son and I'd be like yeah You do have a god. I love joking like this Finally, we get a fucking origin story that Teresa's not denying because she's the one who brings it up, right?

So Melissa's like, yeah, the first time I set for you guys in the Dominican Republic, my mom and law came in and said, who is this putana? I mean, get dressed putana. I mean, yeah, that's how we show our mind. Maybe you just didn't get it or something, you know? Yeah, you know, Melissa was always great with my parents because she would just be like, you know,

a fucking little whore, a little slutty whore on my brother's bed. And then that made my parents love me even more. So I love how she woke my parents. Yeah, I gotta say she was great with my parents. My mom would leave her a $5 bill that says, Putana written on it. And Melissa would always give it back to us.

She would never take the fiber. So. So, Melissa's like, wow, she's like, I must still be drunk, because I don't remember the last time that Theresa ever gave me a compliment. Wow, I am drunk. Cause I was drunk last night.

And to Laura says like, oh, wait, hold on. I have something for you. It's exciting. Are you ready? It's a calendar. Oh, there it is. Listen, I know someone is old as you. What they really want to remember time every minute passes. Here's a calendar. Okay. So Claire is looking at it. And she's like, so do they think that they're hot? Jen's like, well do you think that they're not hot? I mean, that's what do you think they're hot? That's the question. Glad you think they're hot, baby. And she's like, no, not really. But whoa, look at this one. Look at this. He's so funny. Well, I'd certainly put him into some shepherds by right now.

And she's like, well look at this bunny is this your ex? Because this looks like an actual fart formed into muscle form and then put in a toaster for too long. Yeah, she's staring at Frank. So, um, then, uh, the women are gonna jump, jump goes. All right, everybody, this was fun talking a little old lady over there. Get out of here, Methuselah. We gotta get better for a hand party. And Trisha goes, what's a hand party? Is a lack of check out? It's like, by the way, thanks for slotting

Paulie's family in for the 8.45 AM to 9 AM, a slot on the show. Thank you. I'm like, all right, you've been here 15 minutes. Get out of here. Get out. Yeah. So, Jen's like, I know Teresa's else girl like me. She's not going to want big slangs in the face. So I googled what's good to do in Ireland on a bachelor party. And it was a little farm where we can do activities. Teresa's not old school like that. I think Teresa specifically wants dancing shlong. It wasn't her first batch of that party at strip club on Long Island. Didn't she say that? Yeah. Yeah. I think she would, I think everybody still wants shlongs.

Okay. Yeah. So the audience sure does. Okay. Let me tell you what the audience doesn't want. Activities. You know what, you know what, Teresa really needed in this situation. She didn't need Jen. She needed a batch boss. Well, Teresa, how's it going? I'm every singer and I'm here to plan your Irish best rap party, okay?

Now what we plan, okay? It's a bachelor party, it's a bachelor party, so I've got a new job party, guess what? We just had a party, it's bachelor parties, it's bachelor party. So I've got a new job party. Guess what? We, I just had a party, it's called, I just got a podcast with my mom party. Okay. Did you hear about that?

The Avery and Ramona. Now, I love that every singer won't let anybody approach her in a club or talk to her about housewives ever. She's like so above housewives. And she's like so embarrassed even have been on housewives. But she's already been on watch what happens live, promoting her stupid batch boss business. And now she's starting a podcast with her mother.

Oh, very. Wow. Every, every, every, every. She might maybe just stay away from it, stay away. She might be interesting if she ever becomes like the first ever real housewives daughter to become a real housewife. No, no way. She might be interesting if she ever becomes like the first ever real housewives daughter to become a real housewife. No, it could happen.

No way. It could happen. No. It could happen. I think so. It could be the first. I mean, there was always a chance for Brianna too. There's always a chance, but they haven't done that yet. Wait, which one's Brianna from wait, Brianna from what Atlanta? Vicki Gunvilsen's daughter, who's in it, with that married to that awful, awful guy, and they're like obsessed with keto. It's time for commercial.

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And God, Rachel, get the fuck over it, dude. No one wants to hear this fight again. Okay, geez. Yeah, I couldn't tell if she was making a joke out of it or she was just trying to reignite it and it sort of didn't land on either sides Everyone just sort of went ha ha ha Kind of a grown and Jackie's like, oh, you're the prettiest rad. I've ever seen that's for sure and then y'all just ignore it So Jim's like, you know what we're gonna do today? Concentrate on the good I would just funny because Jen has literally ruined every party this year. Literally.

Starting fights and by ruined, I mean enhanced. So they all go to this farm, this adorable farm and they get there and Jen is saying, I just want to tell everyone some farm because if no one wants to get dirty, they'll all run away. And there's like some chickens over in a little coop. And Melissa goes up to the chickens, it goes, here kitty, kitty, kitty, here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty. I mean, look, it's not a great moment for humanity.

It's just, it's just, I can't with her. So then Jen is like, is that a hen it was chicken? And the guy comes out, he's like, hello, I'm Peter, we've got a number of activities for you. Okay, Teresa, okay, is that good for you, Teresa? She's like, yeah, I guess I'm

I mean, I'm like not a fun person, and like, this is definitely not what I was expecting to do today, but it's like seeing all those, you know, cats with the wings on them. That's fun. So you tell us about the farm and the words is like, oh, yeah, thanks. We'll love in the culture. We'll love in the culture.

The great farm culture you guys got here, huh? Yeah. Farm to table culture. So Peter is like, all right, everyone, the first game that we're going to be playing as a little game I call catch the cock and Dolores is like, listen, I'm not pointing anything is, but that shouldn't be a problem here If you know what I'm saying catch the cock see it's a word for penis in the Americas. This is bad to the rep party I thought they'd be real cock like dancing cock's like what the hell What is this chicken cock kind of what a chicken cock? I'm not playing this game

So the guys like this about true about Luxor Theresa. Who are you gonna bring in the pen with you? And she's like I'll bring him a little excited So they go in and Melissa's like already caught your breath is cock So they go in another, you know, Larry's moment for her. Say go in and the guys like stroking, he's like stroke the cock gently like that. And Jim's like, I got no fear. Cox. I've touched plenty. I've traumatized plenty. Oh no, this Jim Fesler. That's see that's why I have to write down. That's right. Fesler. Fesler.

tricky. So I got no fear. Cox. I've touched plenty of them. Trust me. I've traumatized Cox from here to Milwaukee. I want some Sprano Cockton. That's me. A cop's going to be swimming with the fish is pretty soon. And then it's just like they're chasing the chickens around. Melissa, I'm wondering Melissa realizes that they're actually chickens and not cats at this point. And at what and I mean, they're all dumb because at one point, Dresa does, there's this one rooster. There's like a rooster that's been doing this for a long time. There's just like, all right, got it a bunch of new broads in here. Okay, everyone run around and when it's time for them to pick someone up, it'll be me today. I'll do it because that that rooster just sits there

and just lets us all get picked up over and over again. Yeah. The traumatized rooster, okay. Yes. Yes. Bucking traumatized. They need to give this rooster like ink block paintings to study and tell us what he's thinking about. Yeah.

Because it's from I can tell you. So Teresa lifts up this rooster and then Danny goes, ah, it's disgusting. It looks like a lizard. It literally does not look anything like a lizard. It's, you know what it looks like? A rooster. It looks like a chicken, a bird, a rooster, anything in that category because it is all those things.

Lizard, I just don't know if these people understand nature. Well, I know. It's like they've seen the Danielle stop episodes of Jersey and they think they know but You know this one this one's especially funny because you know all these ladies have had like metal roosters in their kitchens at some point Because these are all that time. That's like Jersey kitchen from the yeah, these in early 20 20s. What do you call them the 20s? 2010s. Yeah, 2000s. Yeah, 2000s. So, um, Dale get turns to go in there and catch the cock. And I love

that the that March comes in and it doesn't even run from her. It's just like, all right, you, you can do it. You can get it. Go ahead. Go ahead. It's like the, it's the, it's the joke. And you know of roosters. Joe, Joe, I. I'm gonna pick you up Joe. Okay. Yeah. Okay. I got I picked up Joe Joe. Oh my god. You smell take a shower Joe. Okay. Get out of my hands. March doesn't leave until that chicken's wearing a fresh shirt Chicken, but on the seafoam polo shirt. Okay. Yeah, look much better like very handsome now chicken and of course they're running around screaming They're like oh my god chickens. I'm a guy. They're just chickens It's like the girls look at them. Yeah, screaming the girls from god, chickens. I'm like, they're just chickens. It's like the girls, look at Danielle screaming. The girls from Staten Island, I'm sure she's met plenty of animals.

That was for you, John. That was for you, John. That was a little Staten Island content for you. So now they're going to do, now they're going to do some shitty ass mural making. So they go to this like random area where there's like a wall that's been freshly painted over with white paint and everyone has to grab brushes and they're going to paint the story of Teresa's life. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa So don't look please don't put any bars. Get your mask. Someone just starts putting vertical bars. Like across everything. Guide. Margaret's like only happy memories, only at Melissa.

Why are you painting the jail? She said no jail. Well, you said happy memories. The great year for me. Yeah, because when I went to jail, that was no, that was that was not easy to leave my thorders to miss big milestones. Like, G is eighth grade, congratulations. And then Adriana graduated, can't I did it? And so I just resented that part of my life didn't happen.

Yeah, so then Teresa is like sitting outside because she's been crying. So Peter comes out and he's like, Oh, here's something to make you feel better. It's a puppy. Here's a puppy to make you feel better. And she puts it in her hands because. Is he a puppy? All of them. They just don't understand animals. Most of folks are heads out. I told you guys they have cats. Looks like a lizard. So the girls are all drawing things. Jen, of course, draws the table flip moment as she would, because she knows she's trying to emulate that in every moment. Yes. I think she also drew Bernadette Peters. I can't become, get, be sure, but I think she added Bernadette Peters to that scene because I thought it was the wife from Rocky. What's her name?

Adrian. Yeah. What's that lady's name? An actor. Is that Talia Shire? Is that Talia Shire? For that actress. I never saw Rocky. Oh god for Christ's sake. So then we go to what's also okay there was also like a little bit of an Elaine Boosler quality to that drawing too. So she's like, welcome to your life, honey. And Melissa starts with a note. She just draws an Italian flag and then she starts crying. And she's like,

This is from solar, solar, because that's what your family was from. And with some Italian. and this was a family And first is for us to be where we are right now. This is so sad It's like four stick figures and she's like So yeah, she's doing this. She's like sobbing. So Teresa gets up and hugs her and Melissa's like, this is your family.

I love them so much. And Teresa goes, I mean, this is like the way that we, you know, we started, like we were so happy. And like it was like happy, beautiful family. And like they always instilled in us, love each other. So, you know, two bad Melissa ruined everything.

Sorry. I know your family who only spoke about love and yet didn't your parents not speak to your cousin's parents over $200 or something. Yeah. Yeah. So these trips down memory lane always crack me up because they're all lies. Okay. Lies. They're just all lies.

It's branding. They have to give themselves to reconcile with the fact that they all are terrible family members to each other. Yeah, they just want to say family over and over again in case they ever try and open another pizza parlour. Yeah. So Jackie is next and she's like, well, this is your family in the motville home when your kids were little. Because you know, this home was incredibly tacky. And I think it's a it's a very important chapter in your life to remember you by. It was just a way good way to remember that you

were tacky in small houses not just big houses too. So then Dolores is like okay here's the there's the pat us in waterfalls this is where we grew up you can see it's like a blue smudge waterfalls. This is where we grew up. You can see it's like a blue smudge. She's like, look, it's a waterfall. What else do you want? And mine's like, all right, this is your wall of success. It's your best seller. So I hope you don't mind, but I changed your logo on a couple of the books. Okay. Because skinny Italian friend, I made you a little bit bigger, because full-figured people are more in right now. Okay, I hope that's okay with you. Yeah, I also renamed Fabulous into a bonfire of the stupidities. Okay, I hope you don't mind. I also changed the name of this to skinny Portuguese. Because basically people are more into Portuguese

food. Everyone knows how to make a pizza. Okay, we've been moving on from that. I hope you don't mind. And this is just a far side calendar that I just thought it'd be fun. And to be saying, maybe I'm a emotional too, because watching the Lord's with Bozma and talking like, hotsy, you know, because my dad used to say like

that too. You remember, because we're very old school like Melissa, maybe you misunderstood us in the beginning because like we're old school You know, so like things want understood like when we cause you a fucking war like maybe you talk that was there I don't know Teresa this is like a sentimental time like I don't want to go there memory lane Can we just not do this and Teresa goes goes, going forward as long as we hear around all the zebra's and giraffes.

I just want to say, you know, we should just like not talk about the past. That's all. Just forget everything that we've ever said. Yeah, but that's why I got mad on the bus because you were bringing up sweet 16 from like a year ago. And that's the past, you're like, Oh, my lens says I wasn't trying to say anything bad about

Antonio. I love to your children, aren't I? I was just thinking I want some party of kids in my wedding. Like, maybe we could have, you know, walked down the aisle with like Adriana, you know, like you and Tonya, Joey, Joey, Joey, other Joey, you guys are all completed. Yeah, you know what I was just thinking? Like, you know, it'd be really true. It's like, like Antonia and like Gina and Joey, like, what if we gave him trays and they could like pass out like,

our dudes to people, you don't have to the wedding when they wait, like cocktail hour, they could just be like, would you like a wreath? So, you know what I'm saying? Like, that'd be Mary. Yeah, you know what I'm envisioning? Gina with a picture that's got water in it. Any could go around from person to person to go. Your wild wild. I know it. It would be so cute. Yo, and you're Antonio can stand by

the door and say, right this way, and she could lead them into the reception and be so helpful. So Jen's like, are you saying you won when you're wedded? All of them? Is that what you're saying, Teresa? Tell us. And she's like, ah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. I'm just saying I'm not happy, nice and pleased. Yeah, so it would be really nice if, you know, like, Gino walked Adriano down the aisle,

but I'm not actually asking to do that. I'm just saying it would be really nice. Yeah, I think she got caught up in her own words there. And so Melissa's like, I literally have no words. I mean, it's complete nonsense, whatever she's asking, if she's even asking, because she's barely asking. And Teresa goes, I mean, come on, where in the Irish? I mean, come on. Where in the Irish? Where Irish, you know, like I want the gold at the end of the rainbow. I'm a list that tells us we're not your props in the final hour. Oh, for fuck's sake, you're fine with them being your prop in every other thing you do and every of the podcast that you're currently doing. And at least she's making an effort. This is where you're supposed to be like, oh my God, that's so sweet.

Let's talk about this later, Seth. Exactly. Like I'm sort of the mindset, I've been on the record. I continue to be on the record that I'm fully on. Melissa and Joe's side with this whole wedding thing. I think that Teresa has been a total asshole about it

and totally obnoxious and it's totally up fault. But you know what, S-R-N point, you take the insincere gesture and then you make one back and you go and you put on, you slap a smile on your face because guess what? 75% of people don't want to be at weddings. That's my dude. That's my new cheer. That's so true. It's just that. It's not faith. I've just, you know, I got to get some facts to support that. No one wants to be there. So the truth is you jico, you spot, because honestly, you do it for the kids.

You have the kids that get to be with their cousins. And then afterwards, you have the special gift of going home or going to a hotel room and then talking all the shit about the wedding, about everything you didn't like, and everything that was wrong, and all the things people who are rude to you, I mean, that's a gift unto itself. Yeah, you go to a wedding to gather evidence that you can stem somebody with later when you're talking to friends. Yeah. So then we go to an outdoor lunchpick, and they're're talking about how tonight's gonna be a fancy dinner. And Marge is like, oh, good. I wish food.

I'd love a good devil deck. So Teresa's, they're asking Teresa what her plans are before her wedding and she's like, oh my God, next week is so interesting. I'm gonna get fitted for my dress. And my kids, my girls are gonna get fitted for their dresses. And so Louis has like, so you're going to the store twice. And already didn't you just, didn't you just, like, didn't you just do that two weeks ago on the show?

So yes. And so then, and then you say, oh, by the way, Louis has built a B in the way. Jen goes, yeah, yes, of course, we're actually taking the biggest words were, yes, queen, yes, but yeah, he's excited. Any chance to watch that man get down on a knee. on a knee. So then I guess you don't do that at weddings, huh? So the guard or the whole the guard or thing, the guard and you got to feel like that one work, I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. So Mel's mad, they just show him a little mad and Marge is like, I mean, Bill Aiden, who has known for eight months. Seriously, I mean, who would Louis has known for eight months?

I mean, are you serious right now? Well, Teresa is only known Louis for a couple of years. I care. Yeah, I was in a map. Yeah, exactly. So, you know, eight months in the clink, that's a long time. So I think that, you know, in clink years, you know, I think that like Bill's been around for about a decade or so.

So Teresa is like, you know what? They've been so supportive since day one and it's like just nice because I don't have family. You're doing that over and over. It's like there's no one, no at this table whose family and they've been so supported since day one that we decided we were gonna honor that by two weeks before the wedding saying hey you want to be part of this because someone dropped out. Thanks. Yeah. I'm a list of like this is why it's so hard for me to believe she really wanted Gino and her wedding because then in the next rush, she's like, I don't have any family. Okay, here's a question. Melissa's background.

You know, they show their house. Melissa's decoration on her coffee table. She has two empty champagne glasses. Like, is that your... What is that? What is that? Yeah. She's like, cats.

You're kitty, kitty, kitty. Can never come to me. I've just never seen that like an unbust table as your housewives on ground. No, unbust. What? Where's Antonio when you need her? So, uh-huh.

So then Teresa's like, Teresa's like, they said the perfect time to start. Like with new beginning, new man, it's like, it's like, Hosh and Jennifer's her ghost, Melissa, are you okay? Are you breast sweating? Do you need to fan them off a little bit? And most yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Of course, Melissa is making looks like I'm so hurt. I can't believe this. So until someone asks her if she's okay, but then she can't get into it. Guess why? Here she comes the new Theresa. Oh my God. Oh my God. I can't take this. Don't stand a lot. This is just don't stand a lot because like that's a sister.

And that's a brother that she's talking about. Ah. And Theresa is like, wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah. Wah. Ah. Oh God. Yes.

So she's crying and Rachel's like, Rachel Flute is like, you want to go for a walk? And she's like, no, I feel bad for her because like, regardless of my issues with her, which are basically in summary that she called me a rat that I would never want to be in her position, which is to be a very stupid person and an even stupid fight

with her probably equally stupid brother. Like, that's terrible. And Danielle's like, yeah, you guys are thinking sucks, but at least you're talking. At least you're talking, okay. And Rachel's like, you're speaking at each other. I think like to Danielle, that's a dagger in the heart for Danielle. That's a dagger. And Danielle's like, yeah, that's a pretty God's dad, because nothing else matters if you don't have your family. Then call your fucking brother. Call your brother. And apologize, okay? Stop acting like your brother, like, it's a putty-con stand, cause nothing else matters if you don't have your family. Then call your fucking brother. Call your brother. And apologize, okay?

Stop acting like your brother fell down a sand hole. Okay, what do you call those sand holes? A sand trap, maybe, or a sand hole. Where they sucked you down. They're like, a sand hole level. They fall into sand. They suck quick sand.

Yeah, suck back down like your brother fell in quick sand and no one ever found him again, okay? He's still alive, call him. Backsam say, I'm really sorry for being mean to your wife, okay? Now be nice to her on Instagram and you can come back to Sunday Family Dinner. That's right. You know, when I was a kid, I was very scared of quick sand.

I really believed that most sand that I saw out there was actually quick sand. I was like, John, we were kids. When you're a kid, you think everything actually quick sand. I would think we were kids. When you're a kid, you think everything is quick sand. And it's like a lot of like your play. It's like, hey, don't go there. It's quick sand. And then you're like, yeah, it's quick sand.

And then you're actually terrified of a part of your yard. Yeah. And it's because we had games that were like based on quick sand. Like you had to avoid the quick sand. What were the games? Video games? I don't know. It's just like everything you had to do with quicksand when you were a kid.

Like, you know when they're making children's content, they're like, okay, so let's have these people go on an adventure and let's see, I want to throw some quicksand in there to verify the kids. Yeah. It's time for commercial. It's time. Hi, I'm Michael Patrick King, host of the official Max Companion

podcast, and just like that, the writers room. Each episode members of the writers room and I unpacked moments from season 2, sharing juicy details you can only hear from us. Stream and just like that season 2 is starting June 22nd on Max, and listen to and just like that, the writers room on Max or wherever you get your podcasts. cast. I'm for a crap and commercial. So um, Danielle's making about her as usual and that tree is like, yeah, you know what? It's hard because I want freaking peace. Amalus is like same. And Danielle's like, you know, I just, I know what I'm in sound on. So get it, get it before it's too late. Oh, gosh, gosh. So now Peter comes up. He's like, are you ready to go to the spa? And Mark was like,

what kind of spying? They're a spa. So they go to the Daniel stop, also known as the bog. And Mark was like, okay, tell us the truth. Is there cow shit in here? And he's like, oh, no, there is zero cow shit in here. No cow like oh no there's zero cow shit in here no cow shit whatsoever just lots of Guinness and perhaps some of my father's vomit Thank God so Tracy's like I can't get her before my wedding because I'm getting married So so she's not gonna go in so all the other ladies start going in and Dolores is, I've done a lot worse and I've asked less questions. Are you saying, God, it's me. The lady in a bog. Me too.

And Mallory just pops up in the bog. Bog. They all start jumping in the bog and it has this, it's so, it has this visceral quality, like throwing darts at like, bread dough. You know what I was like, it's like, they go in fast and then they just sort of stop.

And every time they jump in, they play like a sound effect that's like, tch, tch. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, um, that's wacky, you know, and Paul's like, rub it in ladies, it's good for your skin. And Theresa and Melissa are the only ones who haven't gone in. And Marge is like, there's a reason you two assist her in the loss. Your Beth Princess is belt of yow. And so they're like, not the one to get on my sister's asses.

So they grab hands, they jump in. It's a good moment watching all these people roll around in the bud. Yeah. And Danielle describes it as it's like muddy loose diarrhea. Oh, thanks. I think you're going to put that on the Yelp review for this farm. So, in Theresa and her high voice goes, in New Jersey, we got mud spots, but not like this. I was like, do you? Do you have famous Jersey mud spots? Why am I not surprised?

Yeah, it's what Joe and Melissa's house will be sinking into over the course of the next five years. So now they leave the spa, the farm and everything, and Marge's like, oh my God, I feel like I've got mud in my asshole. Oh my God. I miss Joe, I miss Washington on my naughty part. That's what I'm really like right now.

That was for you, Joe, and for Joe. It's a little for both of you. Anyone whose name's under the Joe sound, it's for you. Joe is Joe. So Danielle calls Nate and she's like, so we want this probably had me to be a memory. And then, uh, you know, like, then her mother had a hot, that I got emotional because of my brother. My brother made me hurt me. I hurt me like, I, and he's like, look, I'm a hun.

Everyone goes through things, but I love, I love his general husband. General husband answer for anything. I know he just probably has a few senses that he just pulls from. Hmm. I think today is going to be a, you know, things happen. Geez. You could have invented planes. You're so right. So Daniel's like, I was in my break-up point with everyone being horrible to me and right on the block. That's just awful. That's just awful the me. Oh. You guys, she got it. She has to tough it up because that was,

that's, she's been through nothing so far. So, this is nothing and she did say all that stuff and really all they're doing is saying, did you say this about me? And then she has a fit and cries and storms out every single time and then comes into a victim. I mean, I can see how, and I've said it every episode, so I'm sorry to repeat myself, but I can see how, and I've said it every episode, so I'm sorry to

repeat myself, but I can see how casting would be like, okay, if Teresa jumps, this is the new one. You know, just get a, just get a blonde version. And she's like, you know, I'm not with my husband and he's my rock. I'm, you know, I'm not with my kids. I miss my family. Rachel's coming at me. My address's coming at me every which way from Sunday. And then I got to watch Melissa to reach Sikko after it. It's like a merry-go-round, and I want to go off. And did I mention that the Inflite Annotine on the way to Ireland was, oh, brother, where are they? Oh, I can't right now.

But I changed the channel, it was brothers and sisters. Wow. So now Margaret, Margaret isn't like this big, roughly lacy, not lacy, like tooly kind of dress. It looks very cool, but it was like very like not what I was expecting. It's very like black swan. You know, she's like, yeah, really? Because the white swan's about to come out and I'm going to stab that bitch into dressing, but it's sad.

So she calls Joby. She's like, Joe, okay, I can see on to you, Neck. Okay, change, Sam. So she calls Joby. She's like, Joe, okay, I can see on to you, Nick. Okay, change the angle. Okay, there we go. So what's going on? What are you doing? Who you driving with? And he's like, look who I got, Margie.

And it's like Lexi. Oh, I'm Lexi. I'm so paranoid after a scandal, but watch your hands. No, that's what I was thinking too. Because Lexi, she's like, you know, but I love Lexi so much. She was there for me during my divorce. And now she's separated.

And now she's living here at my house with Nino and just doing everything with Joe. And I was like, oh, no. Well, you know, okay, not saying anything about Lexi, not saying anything about Joe. I'm saying something about Bravo, which you're on. What's out? It's on saying.

Well, you know what? Uh, I recently spoke to an old queen at a bar and, uh, and the old queen at the bar said allegedly, Lexi is dating the point sky. So how about that is who's the point sky? The point sky is always, um always talking about like how you get like Freakin flyer miles and stuff on airlines. He has like a whole thing But I thought it was like a wait watchers person. He's like you went out. You'll find out. Yeah, fuck him. Maybe it Yeah, that's that's what I had heard, but I don't know

So that's very wealthy the point sky, right? I love that for Lexi. I love that Lexi is gonna she's gonna be like Watch guess what I heard that you can use your mouth to buy this this hamburger right now and you're gonna get first class on your next flight So sick, okay, well you know what do me favorite you and Lexi have fun Okay, I'm sure it's totally in the sinkcs. I'll kill the bitch if it's not. Okay, I'm gonna flip the phones so you can see the castle. We have to come back here. We have to come back here with people

who don't call chickens cats. Okay, we have to... Really enjoy this. And Lexi goes, Yeah, it's a 30 minute flight for my home. Taeron. And he's like, okay, Lexi, okay, great. Well, you know, by the way, I just want to say Lexi for the record. Something being a 30 minute flight for my home town. And she's like, okay, Lexi, okay, great. Well, you know, by the way, I just wanna say Lexi

for the record, something being a 30 minute flight for your hometown is not the same as it being 30 minutes from your hometown, because you have to get on a plane to go there in the first place. It's not exactly convenient, Lexi. Oh God, why would you let him stay in our guest house? So Lexi, yeah, so she tells the story

about Lexi living there. And she's like, all right, you know what? And then we had to jump in the bed. And guess what, Teresa did say Bill isn't a wedding. Can you believe it? Can you believe it? I mean, how long is she not a bill? Five minutes, okay.

But he's in the wedding. What do you think? Do you think that's normal? Do you know she starts doing that finger thing where all her fingers flick against her thumb. Like she's really bothered by this. Yeah, I think she was, I think it was about her broken wrist actually. I think she was trying to think it was about her broken wrist actually.

I think she was trying to like get, she had to get like, move the minute or something, but it's also seems like Marge's little like, I'm gossiping today. But she always does that. Yeah, she always does that. Like she's snapping all of her fingers against her thumb at one time. She's like, yeah. She's having like a little raffle, like, which fingers can stop first?

Musical chairs. Finger, that middle finger one. Snap with your middle finger. Snap with your middle finger. So yeah, so she's saying all that stuff and when she's like, I mean, this is crazy and I mean, like, I mean, isn't the wedding party big enough?

And like she goes, this is no one's first wedding. So what's going on here? Oh my God, exactly. I would go look at my hand with still right now. Oh my God. I'm hanging up my head. I stuck in my, oh my God, my hand just went like that. I'm like, what's my hand?

Hand right? Do my hand just hit me in the face. Okay. You know what that's it? I'm going to say, my hand's got a life of it's own. Now I don't really know what's happening. I stopped. I stopped as a shadow puppet of an eagle.

I can't believe it. This is what happened to me. So she hangs up and you just hear Rachel kissing, but from like a top window. She's been watching the whole time. She's like, Margaret, you look phenomenal. Margaret. I so then we go to the dining room and Andrew the expert.

Eddie expert is over there. He's a whiskey expert and he looks terrified and I don't blame him. He should be. He's probably heard from the staff that these people are all insane and he's like, Hello, ladies, please get comfortable. God help me. Yeah, they're all arriving solely, but surely, like Margaret's there first. She's like, they're all fashion be late, which is by the way, you know, obviously it's not very literal because the idea of

fashionable, but this cast is laughable. Anyway, they're going to be here in a moment. They're fashionably late in really bad fashions. Wait until you see what one of the fashionably, most fashionably late ones comes dressed in. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh yeah.

I love whiskey. It's an acquired taste like us I'm like I was like oh, I'm not scared at all So yeah, Melissa Gorka I mean what was happening with this app? But I'm assuming that's what you're referring to because she looked absolutely crazy It was like some weird mermaid costume that went awry. Like you tried to like turn a mermaid. It was like a project runway, unconventional materials challenge where they were given

a mermaid costume and she had to turn it into a dress and she did it and she didn't have the seamstress. It's like the little mermaid was turned back into a mermaid on the land and tried crawling back to the water, but then it was like she was in Frogger and got splattered by a car. I guess terrible. It's really bad. It's very modern telling of the little mermaid.

So, Marge is like, up to this. How do you feel about today? What happened today? How do you feel about it? Let's talk about it. Bill Aiden's in the wedding go. And she's like, you know, I'm just so emotional. I mean, I had flashbacks of us together. And I just could upset for Joe, you know, I mean,

if he could just have seen the Italian flag that I drew. That's yours. That's telling you. The tears. When I, when I told the story about how his family came from San Marisano, tomato cans, I just, I think he would have been choked up. Back in Jersey, we're at Marge's house and it's a 308 Jersey time, which I don't know why we need that. And Lexi's like, I look like smoking inside today. If you're

going to sit outside, I'll put flowers on the table. At a candle. Lexi has never been more excited. She's like, Marge is gone, so now I can really show what I can really do, which is putting little flowers on a table and a candle. Next time. And then it's like, come on, this is guys, you could leave axle grease there. And say, put your change your ship full, may please. Oh my god, oh, she's taking over, she's taking over the house. She is. All of a sudden, like, he's moving her fingers like this.

She's like, which fingers can he stop, Jill? So, so Gorgah arrives and he does my favorite variation on there. He is, which is, mom man, mom man. So we find out that Frank Katandia has this new business. He's got gummies and pot and he wants them to do some taste testing. Congratulations. Also, this is why Frank has upset about getting cut out of the season. He's like, he's finally come up with a soundproof product.

And he's getting cut out of the season that he could be promoting it. So I'm glad he got his little promo party. Although I don't know what it's called. I haven't seen hard tits in the story yet, but I will not. About... Ganges Tania's. Frank Ganges Tania? No.

How about... How about it's just called Deloah? Good Stanky. Hi. Deloah. I'm looking for like a real like mellow high. Oh, we recommend the law It's really an hibian indica because they call that couch weed

Oh really? Yeah, and the indica into couch because that one makes you really like Like stony and tired and he broke it so yeah also because my dick works so I'm indica. Hey, you know what I'm saying? It's like women who pass me, they wanna be knee deep in in dicker, all right? knee deep in dicker. So yeah, so Gorgon does not smoke weed because he says, whoa, by smoke weed, I start seeing snakes everywhere, whoa. And like this, oh my God,

this is the worst house to smoke potting. Cause they see all the animals in the wall, in the wall, people. Those leopards are going to start coming to life. So it's just like, what's up in Ireland? What's up in Ireland? Anybody heard about Ireland? Ah, and then it's like March said on the whole, it's smooth. Ding dong.

You got to ring them bells. You got gotta ring them bells! You gotta ring them bells! You gotta ring them hard and really ring them. Wow, yes, baby. Bill never enters a room without going, Ding Dong! Or his second favorite. Knock knock. He really struggles with doors that are just buzzers buzz buzz. Hmm. We need to work on the sound of this door a little bit.

So it's like so did Louie respond to the wedding invitation. Or did to this guys night will Louie be here for boys night? And Benino's like Louie is having after-COVID party sickness. So, I don't know, he's not coming. But so I hear you were in the wedding party, Bill. What do you got to say about that? Huh? It's like, we were us.

Listen, eh, listen, no disrespect to you, but like, you're like an after-tongue, okay? Like, we got no one else. Okay, let's throw on Bill and Jim, but no disrespect to you. You know what I'm saying? No disrespect to you. You're not tall enough to ride this ride. Get the fuck to the back of the line. Oh, just respect me anytime you want. And just like, I thought the man was going to be next. And Bill's like, okay,

well, we're okay with that Joe. he's like, oh yeah, yeah again No disrespect that's what I mean no disrespect but I love you when you're on your knees Even though you're standing up Coral's like hey bills like build like Jennifer like okay like come to your wedding and you know what I'll be like Absolutely not I'm in two weeks. I mean this like a joke to them and you know what I'll be like absolutely not. I mean two weeks, I mean this is like a joke to them. You know what I'm saying? A. So Frank comes and shows like I got your balls, I got your balls. And you know all the guys arrive.

You know, I really like John Fuda. I cannot believe how much I like food. Isn't it weird? I thought I was like, oh god. I just don't like him. I think you like him. I knew I knew the turning point with like food. Isn't it weird? I thought I was like, oh God, it's good. I like him. I think you liked him. I knew the turning point with you because I sensed it.

Yeah. When you found out he was a tile person, he had a tile. No, I mean, that was definitely, that was a, that definitely moved the needle. But I love a textile here on this. No, I don't know. I think it was just, I think it was honestly at the first guy's night where like they were making him drink and he's like, Hey, no deal. I don't know. There was something that served like chill bad. And I was like, I think I like this guy. There he is. There he is. So they're like grabbing each other's balls and stuff. And then

Frank tells us about his business. And he's's like about three years ago. I was contacted about the wheat business. I didn't even smoke But then I heard it was becoming legal in Jersey. So since then I eat breath and dream weed And hopefully I can get that bill paid off before I Will filming right now. I'll get some money to you Yeah, I think it's been kind of banned for most professional licenses. So I can't build houses, sell houses, practice law. Well, I'm not even licensed to sell ice cream. It's a Jersey show off.

I'm a little car anymore. So we did it. And then food goes, I can't smoke. It gives me the shit. What? I've never heard of that. It's not a thing. That's a better thing.

And let's see, it's just like so, I mean, I don't, it's not a thing. So then Frank is like, who better to try out than my friends and family, really need relaxation dry. Yeah. So another all smoking joints, it is so funny, you know, because they would never could have shown this on Bravo five years ago, but now we're starting to see it more and more, but they are fully just like smoking weed on Bravo right now. And then Gorgas like, nah, I don't do that.

I'm an angel from God. I don't do that. But then Frank basically, what do you call it when you like exhale, smoke into someone else's mouth? There's a name for that process. And Frank basically, what do you call it when you like exhale, smoke into someone else's mouth? There's a name for that. That process. I don't know.

It's caught blowing smoke in a somebody's mouth. And so food is like, hey, yeah, you want to let's hold them down. Hold them down, Frank. And it feels like paybacks a bitch. So they're all getting stoned. Even Gorgert will Gorgert is like, hey, my head is spinning right now. And Frank goes, pack, well, good thing you're four, too. So that way you don't have a bottom fall

with your ball of your jab. That's fitting right now. Ah, ah, ah, so naked. Look at the oil listening on his pecs and his rippling muscles, contracting and uncontracting. Ooh, I'm like Bill, have we moved away from the joke into the fantasy? Yeah, so they have, now they're getting the munchies and they've been sent to food truck. And so now it's called crib side connections.

Yeah, it was like a truck of snacks. I thought it was gonna be like a food truck, food truck. But it was like, here's some Cheetos and donuts and whatever. I would have been happy. I love it. You call a food truck, they come to your house, they just feed everybody there and then drive to the next place. I think that's such a good idea.

She get that for a crap and show sometimes just put out a little the the Jersey snack truck. Something like that or like a good business might be like an ice cream truck, but you call it. So it's not just randomly driving through your neighborhood. You just you just door dashed it basically and they come over with all the snacks. Isn't that good? That's actually an amazing idea. I would totally do that all the time.

I want to do it. That's what my new business. Don't anybody steal it. Yeah, on demand, ice cream. Ice cream on demand. It's like crap is on demand, but with ice cream. So anyway, Bill actually has the most sensible advice in the 13 years, or however many seasons this has

been on. The first person to really say something so true, he goes, you just all need to smoke weed and have a hard time with your sister. I was like, yes, yes. And it wasn't like it was a mean thing to say, but just such an asshole. He's like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Bill's in the wedding. You hear about that bill? Bill's in the wedding. And food about that bill? Bill's in the

wedding. And food is like, yeah, you know what, if you don't ask me in the beginning, the doors are closed, you miss the bus, all right? You don't ask me when it's not in the beginning, I'm in the first round to invite to nothing. And I'm feeling a little bit that's us. That's how we talk about weddings. And Joe's like, Bill, Bill, they're an island. my sister brings up my daughter, but my nieces have a lot to say about me.

I don't want my children to be raised with, hey, the anger. No, I want them to love everyone. That's right, that's me. Oh, spread in the love, only the love. I think just a stare and he goes, I lost my train of thought because the guys who shit my face, I love the idea of Gorda thinking he has a train of thought.

He has like a caboose of that. So then Nate is like, he's saying how Danielle is learning about everyone's personalities and food goes, hey, so what's up with your wife calling my wife for rap? And he's like, oh yeah, well, somebody somebody said something and never having fun. And then your wife went back and then like said something and was like, I mean, that's how like it wasn't a joke, you know, but it wasn't

joke. And put us like, yeah, but like, she was having a friend's back, you know? And then it's like, it's getting tense. So then they all start laughing because it's too tense for them to handle. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, grab whatever. Yeah, grab his nuts. It'll be all right. So then we go back to the castle and tree, right? I'm like, so Andrew's like, all right, very simple. All right. You're going to pour a bit of whiskey into your glass. You're going to take a little sip and then you're going to take a bite of the chocolate. All right. And Jen, Jen's going hard in the whiskey. And she's like,

Oh, baby, I feel like a dragon. That's the magic dragon. Live by the sea, not above a mole. And piranha is stupid from the back of the dragon. He's super hot. Super sea house. Land in Ireland in my back. Yeah, but happens in Ireland, states and Ireland. Okay. In my sewer rat. Hey, so then food delivered and Jenna's wasted now. Okay. And she's like leaning on Danielle. She's like, sorry, I'm totally drunk, baby. I'm never responsible for nothing that comes out of my mouth. And the Laura says like, it's all last night here in the castle. Everyone did we like it? Do we know when they're going to get cabinets in the kitchen?

This this this castle has been here 200 seasons and still hasn't gotten cabinet So I want everyone to stop calling me a slowmo I gotta say I've already lost 20 pounds in this trip because you know what when you're in a castle and you walk from the kitchen to the living room and back to the kitchen It's a very long walk. It's a fucking marathon. I write this castle. It's not bring the right shoes for it. I mean, I gotta say like thank you everybody for honoring me because I'm on a medical time and I love that. I write that.

And Marjord was like this week was really special. I mean, we had such good memories. We had very, very good memories. Yeah, like the time we jumped into the mud, or the time we held the chicken and Melissa thought it was a cat, and at the time Teresa held the dog, and that the dog was a rock. It was wonderful, wonderful vacation.

Oh, yeah? Well, this is me talking to the audience, not you. But my weight was not great because you attacked me, you attacked me, you attacked me, so now, this was the off-bub for me. And so Danielle's like, so you know what, I'm curious to know where we stand, all right, with my great-eratial.

And I'm Rachel's like, who are you talking to me? And she's like, yeah, you guys, like are we able to just carry your life? Or what? And Rachel's like, no, and you know why because you're brought up Arsenal of information. That's what you take you brought up an arsenal of information Yeah, but like you didn't go tell her that we both have a conversation like why am I the bad guy? Why am I the bad guy? I'm just like what do you mean? What what do you mean when you said it? Where's that end dance? Okay?

Come What do you mean what what do you mean when you said it? Where's that end dance? Okay, first of all come the fuck I Rachel's like oh my god. I'm not the one banging the table like a lunatic and she's like I don't know what you with for fucking talking normal You're talking everything I said to you and you made it look like I'm the bad guy. I'm not gonna allow you to do that. Like, okay, God, Jesus. Find a middle ground here. I don't know, Danielle. So Melissa's like, um, you're pushing it on Danielle, but she's actually repeating just what

she heard, okay? Because it's basically, she's like, hey, it was Melissa. I'm sorry, it was Jennifer and Teresa who started this. So can we get people mad at them again? Because that would help me out a lot, thanks. Right. And so Daniel's like, no, she should be mad at the friend. That's who, the girl with the owl.

And Margot said, no. And Daniel goes, Adam, all these people, everything is saying about you. That's what you're gonna come at me for. And I got to everything that I've been hearing about you. And Margaret's like, wait a minute. What is she saying about me? No one's even told me all of this information. What did she say?

Danielle's like, I have to say what you're friends you say and she says, but what is she saying? Yeah, and Jack is like, you know what, you really shouldn't be repeating something that comes from an incredible source. I think I'm at uncredible, but like I said, incredible instead. Anyway, this is my contribution to the scene.

Thanks, bye. So then Jan is like, she's like, it's not just that. It's coming from other places, baby. And Margot goes, OK, she keeps bringing up my friend Laura. Danielle keeps bringing up my friend Laura, who she's never even met. Like, are you insane? Just going to talk about Laura.

Who you don't even know. OK, fingers are going. OK, which fingers are going to stop on? I'll say which one the middle finger and it's going to go towards Danielle because she's insane right now. I love it. People are so obsessed with me that they talk about me non stop. Okay, my name is no. My number is no. My sign is no. You got to let it go. You got to, please don't, don't make a resort to making trader. Okay, I know they're making you crazy. So she's like, you know what, I can give you a phone number. Since Laura has no friends and you guys can go hang out

together and bitch about me considering you, you're both obsessed with me, okay. So, Jen's like, I'm not a sense of you. Get it to take it down to not just better. And Daniel's like, Hey kids, know that a husband fucked around on it because of you.

I'm like, and, and Bill did it. I'm Bill fucked around. Yeah, go yell and fucking bill. And so, Jen's like, Yeah, thank you, Jen, yeah, thank you. Oh yeah, you're gonna forgive it, you don't forget. And Marge, I'm gonna tell you something point blank.

That's why you're into having problems with your family, your whole fucking life. Cause you'll never have a clean slate with anyone if you keep bringing up old shit. And that's a fucking fact. And you can forgive, but you can't forget. You do that your whole life, you'll never forgive anything. And then, Professor Sam Margaret, I loved that.

I love Marge. I love what Margaret did. I love what Margaret just hands somebody their ass. And it wasn't even mean. It was actually good advice. She's like, listen, you fucking num school. You keep bringing the exact same thing up every day and talking about how you're refusing to forgive. I love that.

That's the whole problem in your relationship that you've tried to make every scene about today. So go fucking fix that. Yeah, I love that Margaret Basley just reads her for Phil, but also frames it in a way out of concern. And Danielle doesn't know what to do because she doesn't know whether she should be like,

don't have a bring up my family or if she's gonna do the thing where she cries. So she's sort of paralyzed and she kind of misses her chance. Like that was her, she had no response to it. I mean, Margaret basically had her number. So she basically has Jennifer left to come and like, that's not nice, Mark. Great. Okay. Daniel, you want to go at it? Huh? No? Okay. You know what she's going through, Mark? And if that's what's like, guys, that's our last

night here. And she's like, Mark with some pride that has stunned you. She has fought her relationship with her brother. It is the way it is. Like does she get joy out of being the mean girl and putting people down? Like, leave her alone. What are you talking about? You just said last week Margaret has no idea what it's like to have a family because her children hate her and everything else. Don't talk about going to low, please, ma'am.

Not you. You got to care that You got to use that lame ass depression scrunchy for pity for one season. And that's it. Your season's up. You know what? I feel her a million percent because like you guys don't know what it's like to be in her shoes. And like that's why anyone questions or says something they don't understand. Like she's living it. Like you don't get it. Okay. She's like, she's like one of those lizard cats that we were trying to catch. Like you don't know what they go do when we go into the air. So you don't go into our hands. Okay. And Daniel's like, you can be beat to be out there. You hurt me where I hurt the balls.

You started it again. You idiot. You're perfect for this show. You are're perfect for this show you are fucking perfect for this show You're really is so to say listen It's been a long night of terrible passions and I think we should get ready for bed, okay Wasn't there supposed to be some Irish dancing at this party also I was sort of looking forward to that But instead it ends with just Danielle crying behind a door. We'll should ever get over this trauma Oh my god So funny this show it's great. I funny this show. It's great. I'm going to play again. It's fun to see Ireland. I mean at least like a mall and a mud thing and a castle. I want to go to Ireland so badly. It looks beautiful up there. I want to go to Scotland. I want to

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