Watch What Crappens - RHONJ: The L Word Ireland

Episode Date: April 12, 2023

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Ireland (S13E10) for Tre's bachelorette party, but it's not long for the L word to be brought up. Will Danielle spill the tea she's just been poured? This week's premium bonus is a recap of Tom Schwartz' appearance on WWHL. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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So, the betrayal. The betrayal. The betrayal. I'm not gonna get on her bad side because as I've said on the show before, I once saw her throw a chair at someone. So, you know, we'll just, we'll be on her good side. We'll be on her good side.

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a big cast trip of starting. Hilarious hypocrisy on all fronts from everyone on this cast. Just, it's crazy. So it opens up with, we're in envy of all places. We start in envy, Melissa's boutique. Can I just say else? Yes, of course. I just have to say before we get into the scene, the first thing they show is a close up of the brand Chanel and then it pulls back and we're at envy, which is so hilarious because Melissa got in trouble for selling fake luxury brands. So I love that she's still

at it. You know, I'm assuming this is real Chanel, but if there's anyone out there who'd like to check, you might wanna. All right. If Canal Street has had a nice big sale of Chanel lately, someone might wanna go check NB. Don't tell Genja's judge. So we're here because it's Danielle's big pop-up for her bougie kids, whatever.

Like this sort of like low back burner storyline that's been kind of, you know, they're trying, they're pops up every now and then. So this is Danielle's big thing. She's like, I want to do, I want to do, you know, fashion for kids. So this is it. I'm the bougie, I'm the bougie, my. And so Melissa goes, oh oh wow, look at you. You really came boozy.

In other words, calling her a tacky ass B. And she really is. She's wearing this white top that's be dazzled with plastic diamonds. And then has like a feather rim around the bottom. It's, you know, I would like to see, there's a million these project runway shows. Whereas project runway, and then there's like next in fashion, and then there's like a million.

They're all the same, but they all do the same thing. Designers come in, they design some beautiful, hotat stuff, very chic runway. They all want to be like major fashion designers. I would like a project runway type show to differentiate itself by catering to regional fashion. And I want like there's someone who's big, like one challenge is design for the Daniels of the world. What is she gonna wear when she has a pop up at envy?

And like everyone has to make shitty, crazy, sequent things, you know, maybe one one challenges you have to design for Orange County, like strange cutouts and like and weird colors, you know, you know, I don't know because people just have such different tastes wherever you go. It's like you can't just go tell people how they're going to dress. I mean, like Texas love, it loves its gigantic truck stops. Like we just love them. We love a Walmart-sized truck stop, you know? I don't know why. Wisconsin loves fucking cheese.

We'll put it on. We'll put it in anything. I'm just saying, Jersey just loves terrible fashion. They love that. Yeah, and I'm just saying, like, you know what, for these fashion shows, if one wants to like separate itself from the pack, don't focus on making fashion

that you hope to get into Vogue. Focus on fashion you hope to get into envy. And I would love to see what comes out of these designers like heads. Yeah, well, whoever's doing the shopping here, but envy, wow. So Daniel's like, after the coffee reading, it's just nice to come into a little angry situation.

You know, but this has been so good to it. We know you're carrying her water. Okay, we know Daniel. You love Melissa. So she's, by the way, she's standing in front of a purse on a shelf that says, wifey. She's fucking so, it's fucking so. And Melissa's like, wow, this is like really amazing stuff.

Oh, I love this jacket you got here. And there's like a jacket that's like this green, it's like sequined green. It's sort of like a different lighting or how you touch it has like a different look to it. And then on its elbow pads are evil eyes and the Angie Kay style from Salt Lake City. Know how like Angie Kay was really trying

to push the evil eye thing. It, it's like all over this thing I was like, okay, you guys clearly went to the same manufacturer. That's like praying on reality stars right now It's a hoodie with seeing eyes on the elbows. What is that? It's like I see yeah, I see it. Oh, yeah, I see you. I see you. I see you. You better watch your ads, bitch. People always talk about the evil eye. Well, you don't know it's about the evil elbow, okay? It's not the people's elbow, it's the evil elbow. Okay, look out.

Look out. Do you smell what the hell was cooking, huh? So Melissa obviously thinks this is ugly shit. Like Melissa kind of shares our feelings, right? Cause she's like, wow, you really did come Boosie and now she says stop who are you selling this to this the audience for this exactly yeah you know like doing pop ups is really hot because you know I'm online you know so it's really hard to to sell stuff from broken from from pictures especially when like they're all broken JPEGs, you know, but like this is great because people can try everything on It's hard to say what it looks like what it feels like you know like how are you gonna sell stuff on mine?

It's like I know god Amazon poor things. It just struggling Struggling right along over there, and I like when said, oh, so who's your audience for this? She goes, oh yeah, I can't blame for myself. And my, you know what I love on Jersey when the ladies have like little events like this is when all their non-famous friends come because they're all like, okay, Marissa, guess what? Daniel's having a pop up.

It's gonna be films, it's gonna be on TV. Okay, let's do our hair. Okay, put on your best over the shoulder look and we're going okay It's gonna be on moment and then they stand there in the background They just stared right into the camera and they just smile like uh-huh be cool Marissa be cool be cool I think the camera's on me be cool. Okay So proud of you Danielle so proud. Oh my god. It was that good. You think I'll get on camera. Oh Yeah, totally disposing with the wifey purse

Because one lady picks us something off the rack. She goes I love it Yeah, and she goes, I love this. And then Danielle goes, what size is this? It's like, don't make people tell their sizes on national TV. Now all your friends are going to leave, because I would. I would have been like that bitch screwed me over on the housewives asking my size. How dare you. So Jen comes in and we do the usual oh my God you look so cute you look so

Yeah, the cutest I've ever seen. I'm like God Daddy you're so cute She's oh my God look at this all look all the girls that's already gone like that people already bought all this stuff And then her friend Risca's I know a lot of it even the bathing suits I'm on camera aren't I? I'm on camera. I'm not getting right. So Melissa's like, Oh, don't forget we got jewelry over there. And so she's like, all right, so I didn't ask her, are you okay with the

Laura Snobby and Brad's marriage, Melissa? You don't feel better about it after the fact like to not do regret not saying yes, to me and the wedding when she gave it a chance to me and a wedding the biggest wedding of the century Princess I tried to cry out of a grave to be a thought when she's so jealous She'll wedding wasn't even as good as this one's gonna be And I'll just I'm just gonna put it right out there, mister. You can always change your mind. Okay. You can always change your mind All that's gonna happen is I'll say Melissa's a flip flopper look at a flip flopper She's so anxious wants to be a because it's a popular wedding.

Melissa's like, no, I'm not changing my mind. She keeps blaming me for everything instead of taking responsibility for storing all of this. And Jen's like, she's telling us, don't you want to move forward? Yes, you just say like, so sad, so sad, so sad. You just say like so sad is sad is the sad Why don't you break the other brands? It's extended to you already Why you're breaking all the branches And Melissa's like you know at this point I'm just like I really recommend getting crap as a demand. That's really getting into Jen's face.

Jennifer was peak Jennifer this episode. Okay, we always say that she always sounds like she's in a 1950s like police crime movie. And especially later when they're like cross examining her about the psychic, I mean, she really would see. It confuses. And last season, I remember talking the recap. So when the reunion came around, because Jen had her big, uh, season where she was just put upon victim, Jen, which she was. I mean, that was a rough season, I think, for anybody to go through, uh, for her. And she

was like legit, the victim, you know, she had a depression scrunchy. She stopped like, you know, it was, it was a sad season for her. So then she got to the reunion. She had the whole country I feel like was on her side. And then she just turned back into villain Jen immediately. And I remember saying back then, God, I wish you would have been like this all season because Jen tends to have like maybe a little bit of a season without personality, but mostly she's normal, nice mom Jen. It's not mostly she's normal, nice mom, Jen. It's not until she's really triggered that she goes off. Well she showed up as a reunion Jen this season.

And I would just like to extend a personal thank you because I appreciate it. Yeah, I know. I think some people may be under the, may think that like we hate Jen. And I like, I love Jennifer. I think she is hilarious and crazy. But I think she's almost a hundred percent wrong in every situation. I think she's like a monster, but like, you know, but she's hilarious.

I think she's hilarious and terrible, but terribly hilarious. You know, you're allowed to have all these feelings all in one. So Melissa is saying, you know, at this point, I'm just're allowed to have all these feelings all in one. So Melissa's saying, you know, at this point, I'm just like trying to put any hurt feelings I have about being excluded from the wedding or the kids not being in the wedding, you know, or like that Dolores and Jennifer are in the wedding and I'm not. I'm just trying to put all that to the side because I just,

I don't want to go into this trip, this beautiful country with a chip on my shoulder. I just want to be a good person. Emma, let's just like, well, what about you, Danielle? You were pretty upset with Rachel at that party and she was, oh yeah, I was pissed. Cause instead of trying to make the situation better and saying, bye great, no one said I asked it all. She made it worse for me.

And I never do anyone under any bus. You can vouch for me, right? Right? And Teresa can worse for me and I never do anyone under any bus. You can vouch for me, right? Right? And Teresa can vouch for me because what I saw that day, I saw a rat. And that took everything I said. She spun it. She dug a hole. She ruled my relationship with the ball grid.

That rat. And this is like, wow, calling a rat. Calling someone a rat, where we're from. That's a bad. If you're a rat, calling someone a rat where we're from, that's bad. If you're a rat, you're the lowest of the low, because rats are little and rats are on the ground. Also, on a show full of idiots, Danielle really is impressive as an idiot. I mean, that's, she really is shining bright, shining through. Wow. She is, but I have to say, I did say that as well about food.

Food is a fucking brat, you know? Who does that to a new friend? You know, just runs and tattletails to all, like, what she considers the popular girls to get the other girl in trouble. Not cool, food, not cool. Well, you know what though, but in terms of Danielle,

like it bothers me that Danielle is taking no accountability about the situation. Keep saying, like, yeah, it was coffee talk. We were just talking, we're talking, and you know, I was just like, we're just like joking around. I was like, no, you came into it.

And I was like, I had my eyes on it. I had an eye on that. I looked into it and this is what I said. And there's a girl named Laura. I'm dead, I'm dead. Like, dead, yeah, was the total driver of the stupid controversy she does not take account ability for it and I guarantee there's parallels between this and what's ever going on with their brother I guarantee it yeah okay

diluted and God bless she God bless because that's all I want from a from a real housewife is pure to be so nice delusion to lose in, yeah. Boussimma, Boussimkant. So she's like, oh yeah, she twisted it real fast. You can't do that. You can't just twist your little rat twister. And would you tell somebody something that go back and tell on you that's a rat? She revealed herself to me at that moment.

You know, first I saw a girl with the oddly pointing nose. And then the second I saw her, it should be a rat. It's a rat it's a rat You know whenever you're explaining your emotion to someone and you say get on your head me and they say they come back on the Assiets yeah, like you're not sorry about anything. You're not nice. You're a bitch Which is actually a female dog, but me of rats. It's rats stacked on top of each other to look like a dog You're a bit fat. And Melissa is like, are we going to even have fun in Ireland? And you guys are scaring me even though I just broke this, even though I just brought this up to upset you.

I didn't know I, you know what I do. I forget, but I never forget. The level we. Who are you? So now is the next day time to pack. So now we're going to see what packing is like for different people in life. So Teresa is packing and losing. Look at all that stuff, Treet.

Look at all that stuff. She's like, yeah, well, I don't even know what the weather is going to be like over there. Like they even have weather. The Liam clouds and I on the island. Do we have air? It's like it's going to be cold. It's going to have air? It's like it's going to be cold. It's going to be cold. That's what it's going to be. She goes, ah, send all bathing suits.

Yeah, butteries. Bring a boots and sweat. No bathing suit. Have you ever seen a movie about anybody in Ireland worth someone's in a bathing suit? I springback Ireland. Actually, now I'm trying to think of it, half you. I don't know.

Well, that's the question. The outro to be fair, the Irish movies that get sent over to America are always about a very specific portrayal of Ireland, where it's always like quirky and cute, or very serious and cute or hungry, but you never just see like, like, hey, let's go and spring break in Ireland.

You know, we don't see where Irish people go and spring break. You never see it best by in an Ireland, you know what I mean? Like you never see a mall. Yeah, it's always like people working in a factory. They just mainly people working in a factory or a farm. Like that's all that they give us. Or like that in the banshees of insurene and in

or whatever that's called. Banshees of Ed Sheeran. Yeah, there's just the banshees of Ed Sheeran where everybody just lives in a tiny house that's a tiny little guitar and a loop pedal. You know? He's gonna watch that the other night I forgot. But yeah, I feel like that's like that's all that we get served as the banshees of insurance.

Insurance. Yeah, insurance. Banshees of insurance. So I got a call from Jacob Stett far my believe in the town. I'm leaving this town for good. So Marge is packing. She's like, oh my God, I love this outfit. I love this. This is very Ireland. She's like it and she's just talking to her dog. And then Rachel's packing. Okay, can I just say food is house.

I know it sounds like I'm attacking food. I'm really like, I don't care, but her house is really ugly. She's got pork holes in her house. Like long john silvers hat. We're like red lobsters have you know to try and make it look like a boat like four and

And John food is just watching right he's right he's wearing a t-shirt that says Jersey state of grind Which I was like does this just to the food does have another business where you they just like grind sausage Oh, yes update update last week. Oh, yes I was saying I don't think that any of these businesses are real because we talked about her small businesses last week. And actually, we found out that no one really knows about most of these businesses, but the tile factory is a real thing or the tile stores and they have a lot of them.

And that Rachel Fuda is actually her maiden name and he took her last name because they wanted the fame of the tile shops. Yeah, that's what everyone's telling us online. So you know what I like to say about the tile shop come for the tiles, stay for the concierge services and parking. Stay for the whole worry and a decent parallel parking job. All right. It's time for commercial.

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Dolores does not over promise. She's like, we're having breakfast. I'll tell you that much. That's all I'm promising you, tacky lady. And David's like, well, Monica got on the go to the plane yesterday and start to drink and immediately just read it apart. Wow. Well, I would love for the girls to hear you speak because this is what we're going to go going home to. Okay. I want to make sure they're aware that there's a different exit in Ireland. Okay. So I'm going to have them all come over and listen

to you. And it'll take about 45 minutes for it to soak in okay, but I hope you guys are already because that's what's happening after breakfast And Laura says like alright, so we're going for this bachelor at party in Ireland Maybe you can tell us what to do because I have no ideas what to tell you have the best by Zero best by an island And it's like no, there's no best right, but there is a center of town you can go to. It's real fun. You're going to love it, but there will be cobblestones. It's just, oh, God, so they can't wear their Luba toms.

Luba toms, you mean? Now Luba toms, it's one of themselves. I love that movie, by the way. I thought that movie was so breathtaking. There will be cobblestones. I was like, wow. When Daniel Day Lewis, at the end of that, said, I drink your monster energy drink.

I was like, wow, that's moving, moving away. Since we're all princesses, we're staying in a castle. And I got all these Irish activities. But don't think I'm not nervous. You bring these girls somewhere rural. It's not what they all do We have a lot of Irish activities first. We'll be doing a shift at the factory Second we'll be splitting

Spitting a very humble meal together After we have a Sunday bloody Mary Sunday Afterwards we are going to have a whimsical Romantic moment and then finally Afterwards, we are going to have a whimsical romantic moment. And then finally, we will embrace the 19th century. I can't wait to play revolution with them. It's like dance dance revolution, but it's Ireland. So we took out the dance dance.

It's just going to be the revolution. So anyway, Paul says, well, here's how it works in Ireland. Just tell the girls that if you start singing, they'll sing along. If you start fighting, they'll fight along. I'm like, well, I'm not sure about that singing thing. Do you remember their song from last season? Lady drama, learned it from my mama. Have a road get them out of the country. We're not going to that. I know. Try that, my aunt. And he's like, they'll fight along too, though.

So remember that when you pick a fight, make sure all the glasses are off the table. And Monica's like, you know what? Just to ask for the plastic hopes. I'll tell you that's a real housewives of Dallas, actually. God, I was cancelled before it's time, wasn't it? I'll tell you, I once went to an Anya concert and a fight broke out in the front row, and Anya herself took her bass player's guitar and slammed it over the head of someone. Would it be literally everyone fights, even Anya? You know, it's so funny that we're so fight at the Anya concert and the person who got hit over the head said Oh, oh, oh, and then you turned it into a whole song

Sail away You know the one I was there Have you ever been to an Anya concert in Ireland everyone just goes At the same time it's magical. We can't stop singing along Oh, at the same time, it's magical. We can't stop singing along. Oh. So then we go to Margin Benino and he's like, she's like, I'm telling you, that coffee day,

that coffee day by Jen, the coffee psychic that was tainted. And he goes, how do you know it was tainted? Just the woman used my exact vernacular saying, Jennifer, you've turned down a lot of endorsements. What kind of woman is so insecure that she fucks with people's feelings? I mean, just when you think she goes low, she goes even lower job.

Could you imagine anything more lower and depraved and disheveled like a drug addict than telling a coffee cup psychic it's a little bit of information beforehand. Could you even imagine the depravity dis the shoveled drug addict depravity? The depravity of telling her about their endorsement fight beforehand to a coffee cup psychic. It's just awful Joe. So Melissa is telling Joe over, they're packing in their terrible house.

Melissa's like, it was clear as day Joe, Jen Prapider and he goes, well, she's saying about Teresa, huh? Well, she's saying about Teresa, huh? Let's make a fair. Well, someone's gonna say something about me, but in that Teresa, you want a piece of me, coffee, psych, you can't. Did we mention, by the way, last week, I think maybe you did not that I say this,

that Joe is redoing the facade of his house now, because it looks so crazy. God bless. So, it's just no or and more lipstick on that pig. Yeah. So the soon the pig is going to look like Diane lad in wild at heart, just the whole face of lipstick. Wow, Diane lad.

Wow. That was that part. No, I never said I guess because there was a scene in it. Wow, the part where she goes so crazy that she takes lipstick and she just puts it all over her face. Oh, no, no, no, I'm just saying it was harsh. I didn't think when we started this recap that we were going to be invoking Diane Ladd, but like here it is. So, you know what, the shoe fits.

It's the Ladd fits. Over this is a podcast of current references and everybody knows it, okay? Yeah. So, Louis, he's like, you know what, you know, things didn't end well at the shore. I mean, the push and pull with your brother, it's absolutely impossible to talk with him without his theatrical anger. I mean, it's very unhealthy and I'm just drained. This guy talking about theatrical anger. How about also theatrical compassion too? No, no, I'll put that. And Teresa's like, man, I don't want to get any stress

that I ain't even over there, is I right? And he's like, I'm over it. And she's saying, I just don't have the energy for it. He's like, wilting flower. He's had to put too much energy into Joe Gorgah. Yeah, and she's like, he's taking a hard being and he lost money.

And I'm trying to pull myself a hiss you. Like, what if this happened with his sister and me? And she's like, I'm just trying to do going to this with good spirits, good vibes, you know? And he's like, don't give it any of your power. Like, towards the darkness. Don't put any power towards darkness. And when you see them, let them know my last words were, I tried.

So then we go over to Bill and Jen and Bill is in his favorite spot with his arm over the bed couch. He loves that. A little bench. He loves a bed bench. So, Jen's like, Hey, so, I think that Theresa is treading very lightly because the weather's just around the corner, baby. I don't know, I just want to do something fun with the girls, like, I don't know, maybe we could all throw a wax at Margaret.

I don't know, something fun like that. Yeah. We're gonna have a stone in party. I don't know something fun like that. We can have a stone in potty. We can stone together for Margaret can get stone to wealth wealth rocks. Maybe one night where we can all wear green, but Teresa's the only one who'd buy, so she can stand out.

And then a policeman can knock on the door and say, I hear there's a disturbance. And then smack everyone in the face of this night stick. So Jen is going to avoid Margaret, you know, that's her plan and she's like, you know what, the thing is with Margaret? She's doing things that are fets in the family like my daughter. Now she wants to be a love therapist.

How am I supposed to get mad? How am I supposed to not get mad at that? My daughter wanted to go for an advanced degree and help other people. That's terrible. wants to be a love therapist. How am I supposed to get mad? How am I supposed to not get mad at my daughter? Wanted to go for an advanced degree and help other people. That's terrible. Tammel. She should be trying to become a Broadway star,

live a life of misery until it finally happens 35 years from now. A God forbid your child wants to be a doctor. So, yeah. And by the way, I just want to clarify that Margaret did not make, make, make, make, Olivia want to be a love therapist.

I'm pretty sure it's the fact that Bill is hiding away in the pool house for hours on end. And Jen is like sitting there in the kitchen, waiting for him to come back and like show a modicum of affection and attention. That's probably what makes her want to be a love therapist. Oh right, and they're also always fighting or whatever, Jen's also always fighting or whatever.

It's always having fights or whatever. So, I don't know. Margaret didn't help with her. Margaret did not help. Yeah. It didn't help. But yeah, it's more than, it's probably more than that I would agree. So, you know, I mean, look, she could have decided to become a pool house builder.

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I'm supposed to drop my hobbies and pull out thinking, just cough. That's what your hobby is. Your hobby is my hobbies in pool house. I was thinking, just cough. That's what your hobby is. Your hobby is hanging around the pool house. That was the house, man. That printed it. Oh, so I guess I shouldn't live my true self. Hey, baby, your true self got left at the door the moment. You said, I do.

Hey, man. At the end of the day, I'm just fighting for you in your time. If I can stand, if I can send you, I'd say, go to that pool house, baby, don't ever come back. But I actually, like, happened you around. Yeah. I mean, I agree with her. Who the fuck says that you've got like 10 children, sir? Okay. Get the fuck out of the pool house and help raise those children. You don't have to just go into the pool house. Going to the pool house is not living your true self. I understand that's like, man cave or whatever, but also, but you're dealing with your family like, or just a little bit.

That's your reward. Go there after you're taking care of your responsibilities for the day and your responsibilities include checking in and being with your family. Sir. Yeah. Sir. Sir. Sir. sir. Yeah, sir. So then Jen Brum no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no No, it's not so then she tries to get on them to continue therapy and he's like maybe And maybe it's all I can get them. I'll take it

Going to therapy. It was just a lot of fire under his ass and a knowledge me and my feelings It's giving me a little bit, but it's not just me that needs the effort the kids needed Look at the children to get to like swinging from sandaliers and diving into their like two tiered pool. No need to lie to fire under my ass. These cheeks are sizzling as it is. So we got to the airport. Melissa's in all green because they're going to Ireland. Do you think Ireland gets sick of that shit?

Airlink does this. How many times they roll their eyes? Like, here comes another one. So Rachel's there and she's like, you know, this is definitely not the ideal situation to be traveling to another country with someone that you're not the best friends with. You know, but I'm not gonna let Daniel's dramatics

about something so minuscule like a freck my trip. I need to live it up. Yeah. So Melissa's like, I brought sleepy time tea for the plane and Felser's like, I brought a Zanax. How about that? That's what you bring for the plane. Stupid. So then Jen comes in and Marge is standing right there and Marge is just like, I don't even care about Jennifer.

All right, I'm just going to ignore her. It's a big castle. I'm sure there's a dungeon. They can put it in a something. That's for you, Joe. That was for you. That was a dungeon human for Joan. You know, dungeons and dragons out and stuff. I'm bringing the dragon. You bring the dungeon. Come on. That was a critical hit on comedy. So then they're all getting on the plane. Danielle is acting like she's never been on the airplane before. She's like kicking her feet up and everything. Oh my god, they got drinks on here. No, they got pretzels too.

Like, what's going on? This is crazy. I never seen anything like this. This is the good life. This is the bougie life right here. A poor thing in coats. Poor thing. Plus her heart.

They didn't sound anybody else in coach. Did they just hear me else sitting all alone? She's confused. So now they're in Ireland. They lend an Ireland and they're excited. Daniel's like, I've never been to Ireland before. I'm sort of expecting green patches. I don't know, no shit, you haven't been to Ireland before. So they step on the Sprinter van

and they're all just excited, driving to the countryside, looking at the beautiful green grass. And the worst goes, oh look at this van, this snacks and drinks ladies, are we so excited? We're going to be staying in a 400 year old's castle. And then we get Melissa's typical basic. Oh my god, is it haunted? I'm so scared. There's so many haunted castles in Ireland. I'm just a girl. I'm scared of the dark. I'm scared of ghosts. I always think my dad is gonna be like, hey, doll, I gotta talk to you.

And I don't wanna see it. It's like, wow, you took that one a little far. You don't even know how to see her dad. And geez. I know. So then the Laura's is like, okay, everyone. So since I always give up my big room on these trips, I'm going to take the nice room. And if you want to see me, I'll be walking from the living room to the kitchen to the nice room. And then back to the kitchen again. Thank you, everyone. Oh, and Theresa gets a big one too.

Yeah, listen, since Teresa's both been married before and also up into a big house, she's going to get the other So who can even remember the last time we were all together outside the country and someone's like Jamaica and Melissa's like We're in Staten Island. We're in Staten Island. Remember for my two daughters birthday. That's a different country, right? So Melissa's like Jen should roast us again. And then we see in 2019, Jen imitating Marge to receive. Hello, I can't by the way, by the way, by the way, by the way, by the way. Yeah. So and Fessler, so that was pretty good. And then it shows Marge laughing just like

that as she was doing it. Yeah. So then Fessler is saying that was pretty good. And then it shows March laughing just like that as she was doing it. Yeah, so then Fessler is saying that she's gonna roast everyone and that she also, she went to acting school at some point, but then she became a talent agent and so Mark was like, oh, a talent agent. So how many people did you sleep with? And she goes, oh, well, James Gandalfini.

And that's a fact, that's a fact. And Melissa's like, you had sex with James Gandalfini. She's like, oh yeah, where have you been? Where have you been? Yeah, of course, James Gandalfini and that's a fact that's a fact and most was like you had sex with James Gandalfini She's like, oh yeah, where have you been? Where have you been? I just yeah, of course I'm James Gandalfini Jen Gandalfini was in me. Okay, everyone James Gandalfini And so they all start asking her all these questions. So she tells us the story She's like, I'm at James Gandalfini before the sprannos. I was obsessed with him He actually took me to as a member. I was And he, we hung out and we drank and we went back to his apartment and we fought. When he died, I got so upset.

And Jeff was like, you realize you're not married to James Gattelfini, right? You're married to Jeff Fester. He's the one that got away. But also the one that really was never there, right? But he was inside me, and that's a fact. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Wow, that story was surprisingly detailed and visceral. Someone goes, well, maybe a spirit will come to the mansion. That's exactly what I wanted. Well, this, of course, turns it back to herself. She's like, maybe his spirit will come to the match and I could be scared, because I'm scared of things. Literally, I can't even imagine if,

like, I got haunted by a James Gandalfine ghost. I just be so awkward. I'd be like, sir, do you have to haunt me in a wife, Peter? Do you have to do that? Like, please, put on a shirt. Because you know, a James Gandalfine ghost is just a sire. You know, he's just gonna come in and be like,

ah! Like, what did you come into my room to fucking give me a disappointed sigh? Like, what the fuck, what kind of ghost are you? I feel like it's a ghost that's just gonna come in and ask me if the brajole is ready. Like, I'm not responsible for making that, sir. Ha!

You have something there. You're hearing something, Ronnie. Is there a noise, Ronnie? Ronnie's looking for something. As soon as I take off my head, as soon as I take off my head phone, it stops. Isn't that the way it works? Isn't my voice?

It's going, b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- That was Jen Fazzler trying to get the zipper down. Toneys are on up. Oh, so they arrive at the castle and Dan Yon goes, Oh wow, it's actually a castle castle. And she tells the psychorob is fat in the island, so this is very different bachelor party than I'm used to. Well, usually some didgy plates and run in the club, so I upgraded.

Yeah, this part is not unlike the beginning of the traders. I have to say I was really expecting Alan coming to come out even though he's Scottish so Mark a lot of play a lot of reality starts not worthy of the set that they're about to have I know enter It's like Marker's like is there a driveway at the cast? Oh, is there gonna be a driveway? I'm very concerned. Is there a driveway? Please okay So they get March Watson she goes Marker's like is there a driveway at the castle? Oh, is there gonna be a driveway? I'm very concerned, is there a driveway? Please, okay. So they get... So they get... March Watson, she goes.

I love how it smells. Smells like castle. I love it. Jennifer Fest was like, I love it. This is like the Tony's soprano of castles. God, I want this castle in me right now. And then there's all these beautiful paintings of like all the aristocrats who have lived in this castle right there everywhere. And Melissa gets ew that's typical

haunted type artwork. Haunted type art. So it's very important movement in the 1700s. Teresa just so you know, Melissa's not the only one scared of ghosts. Teresa's too, she goes, oh, I want Louis, I miss him. I'm scared now. I don't know how Louis makes a situation, unscary. With his eyes bulging, veins popping out of his forehead.

Oh, you scared now. That's how to clear a place of ghosts, ring Louis in. And we like, can we talk about your future? And my future because you with me makes, oh, okay. They're like, I'm getting the fuck out of this house. I don't care if I'm spending your thousands of years on leaving.

Yeah. So it's girls, it's girls room, it's girls pick their room time. So they pull names out of a hat. They're all given the name of a room and Marge is like, this is a cute name for me, tankas. Yeah and Jennifer is acting like she is above this. She's like, you know what these bitches are such divas. They're always talking about what room they want. I want this room. I want that

room. I don't care why I sleep because guess what? I sleep in a palace every day of my life. I'm like, I remember the trip to Oklahoma, Jennifer. I remember how you acted on that trip. So no, my God, she was disgusted with that place. I remember that. Yeah, her first season, right? She's like, I can't live like this. But it's just, hey, I'm not sitting on hay.

Hey, it's what I'll give you. Hey, I'm not sitting on hay. There's a bitch. Bitch. So, but of course sitting on it. There's a bitch So but of course cruel fates Jennifer winds up with like the biggest and most beautiful room with an amazing tub and bathroom So she totally wins that and Margaret's like, oh, you've got a good bathroom. You bitch. You bitch. Well, this is good There's enough room for you to have your just have a drug-y overdosed moments in the bathtub and enjoy that stupid face. It's time for commercial.

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I thought this was shady. I thought Nick was the guy. Listen, I thought Nick was the guy who. Yeah, was it the X or was it the guy who? I know I've heard that. I was not the guy. What about the bald guy who came up to recess? I was like, Oh, yeah, Melissa danced in my club Well actor Nick Barada shocked over Melissa Gorge cheating rumors

She yes, Melissa Gorge. This is from reality blur before anybody tries to sue me. Okay. I'm not making it up I'm just reading it Melissa Gorge was recently accused of cheating on husband Joeorgah with their long time and also married friend Nick Barata. And he's gorgeous by the way. Oh my God. Yeah. So anyway, I thought that was pretty shady. The storyline is about adding Melissa for cheating with this guy. And then the name she happens to pick out of the hat is Nick. Come on.

Nick, see? Maybe they go surround to something. So, um, yeah, they go on to Teresa has a big room. She has like a turret, which is sort of a bizarre. She has like a room that opens up and do a turret, which is also scared for some reason I feel like Teresa in like a circular turret room is dangerous. I feel like she just will get confused and just spin around in a circle until she bonks her head.

I don't know. Where's the door? Where's the door? Where's the door? And then Jen Fesla's got a room. Who cares? These are just rooms. So Melissa then, she has like a, most sounds like a fine room, but she's like, it doesn't

really matter what room, what my room looks like because I'm never in a million years I'm gonna sleep in this room alone obviously sleeping with Jackie or Margaret. Okay, I'm scared If you should be scared is sleeping in any home that your husband constructs, okay? Anyone with a bravery to live in a Gorgah original needs to shut the fuck up in classic Ireland. This place has lasted a thousand or hundreds of years, ma'am. Yeah, just look at the chandelier that you ordered and then tell me about fearsome. Yeah, yeah, please talk about how scary and gross this place is. Fucking Melissa. So then they go to lunch in the dining room and Jack is like, wow, that's that's sophisticated. And you said, you said, because you put it together, the Lawrence, you said it that you said it that. So yeah, they're sitting down and Teresa's like, Oh, I like this room. This is a real

pretty room. Oh my god, Pineapple. Wow, it's a pineapple. So they're like, oh, okay, yes, Teresa, it's a pineapple. I hope we get to talk about Teresa's vaginal juices again. You know, the ghosts are like, oh, dip it on purpose, can't wait for it to talk about her for China. So Melissa's like, you don't need that here, Teresa. I'm aren't you guys, there's something in the average air

because Teresa's causing up to Melissa. I mean, maybe it's the ghost and Theresa's getting nice spirits for what the hell knows. Said the Laura's cause, ladies, I just wanna remind you of something we're not in New Jersey anymore, okay? So you can't take a highway to any place you want, all right? So listen, everyone calm down, don't be rude.

Like Jackie, the other night night when we're doing coffee This is so clunky Yeah, you know like Jackie the other night Jackie when you are out of control rude You are ranting and raving foaming at the mouth against the coffee cup person and then we see a flashback of Be like Jackie. Do you want to get your cup red? No, thank you. Okay, everyone. That's a no for Jackie Jackie says no no coffee cups for Jackie Jackie said she hates this she's a dog with a bone she wants to eviscerate this woman and this is the worst thing that she's ever seen in her life Okay, continue everyone. I'm Jackie's like I just didn't want her to do my reading. I mean everyone

was upset. Also, she knows Jen set it up. So the second she reads Jackie, it's going to be like, yeah, husband cheated. Blow job. Jim. That's what I'm seeing here. Yeah. 24 hour fitness. Blow job. Yep. So that was an hour. She's a husband doing coke and analges in the 24 hour. So Marcus, like that was Jennifer's fault. That's why she didn't do it because it was Jennifer's fault. Jennifer goes, how is that my fault? Cause we witnessed Tampa.

You were, I did not witness Tampa. Okay. It wasn't even that time of the month. No, not witness tampon, was a tamper. Sticky it. By the way, she knew all of the answers ahead of time. And first was like every single answer, she knew it. And Jen's like, the how would she, how would I even tell the role of that?

How would I, how would I do it, prove it? I rate just like, you see how this looks weird, right? Like it looks like it was manipulated, right? And Jen's like, listen, listen at the end of the day, she is a psychic. She knows things, okay? She's known for Theresa for years. She went to recent before Theresa. And Theresa said she was really good. Wow, I can't believe she was able to do a reading on the most famous person in this cast, who's all personal information is out there for public consumption. Right. And Theresa's like, she's really, ah really I only have good readings on Angie

There's never been anything really skeptical I mean I'd like that she's crying. I like that she's hearing words and trying to make sense. Yeah That's that's nice. So she's like shit, but she's always been called for me And she says she said that Jennifer did not tell me anything, anything. And Margot, but she used the word endorsements, the word endorsements. And Tringo's, well, I asked Jennifer, what did you tell her? And she said, I just told her to me and Margaret, we had a fight. And then everyone points it down like you see you fucking liar, damn. Margaret's like, I cannot believe you ruined the sanctity of the coffee like, I cannot believe you ruined this thing.

Did she have the coffee cup reading? My bad, you told Angie first about that. Are you ridiculous? And Jen goes, well, no, listen, listen, mister. Okay, listen, okay, I'll tell you, I'll tell you. I'll tell you, I'll tell you everything you need to know. I had to call her to make sure she had everything. And she didn't, she was ready, no?

I thought she started making a little joke. Like, I'm going into the lion's den. And I said, no, no, we're totally fine. And then like, you know what? She said, hold me a marker them. I said no No, we're totally fine. I then like you know what you said. Oh me and Margaret We had a thing and we're not gonna long very well and whatever that was it. I swear I was in please don't have me mr. And Margaret is just struggling like there it is you know and Jenkins whatever And she tells us I gave her the call that I gave her a call the night before

To make sure she had enough coffee cups and of course we got into a little conversation and when she said the word endorsement I was like shit did I tell her that? I'm like you bugger! This is literally out of again this is like out of a 1950s crime movie like she just got busted she's like she's narkey she's not getting on the crime boss right now. The cops are pressing in like, where the money brought, where's the money? I swear, I don't know anything. Okay, maybe I spoke to them not before.

Maybe I told them we had an argument, that he's not getting a chance, but that's all I said. I don't know where the money is. Oh yeah, well that's what you tainted the witness, okay? The evidence is right there, it's sweet. The jury listens to all the evidence

before they make the decision F-I-I! She's happy you're not allowed to call the jury thing night before, dumb dumb! The proof is in the pudding all along. She used my exact vernacular, okay? You know, when you go to Tena Fly, what do they say? Advertisements? No, they say endorsements. That was my exact different vernacular. And you know what? No one would ever know that.

And your expert witness Theresa out to you Hello, you have voted guilty shit had It's like that so the way she just throws in that curse right at the like shit head like I don't she's like you know what I mean that's Incissial to this one shit Just fucking have it. It's so funny. I'm just like listen sometimes I talk a lot I mean it was 10 o'clock and not everybody just oh so you could have possibly told her these things and now you have no Recollection of it right and there's a big lump pause and check those That could be true. That could make a I mean, I still love that they are fighting over the like the purity of

an of of this bullshit situation with a coffee cup reading. So then Dolores goes, well, Jennifer, we'll all accept that. Ruling in favor of the defense Margaret you get 35 biscuits congratulations. Oh my god so funny. So the venture goes, you know what I swear one thing that we did not talk about we did not talk about Laura I was shocked when she said that I'm just saying like I wouldn't have told her and there was like a lot of shit that said that I said but like that L that L she that else you said a lot of things and I never would would I never will repeat whatever that L said never ever ever ever nope my lips are sealed for the rest of the episode I'm not gonna say nothing no matter how I'm telling anybody backs me baby

and so the drama music starts playing and Marge is like you did repeat it and you said stuff to listen already She's I'm just telling it to look out. She was for what just for stuff that I said She said a lot of crazy stuff about you and I was telling her just be aware You are spreading untruth not spreading is it is listen and Rachel goes We don't even know the legitimacy of what you're what she's saying to you and Jackie goes I mean she's a much incredible person. I mean she's absolutely ridiculous and Daniel I like the jingles you know what it's not spreading on truth. It's telling people with some of said about So Jen is so the Daniel's like well, what are you she saying?

I mean what what it's why don't just just come out and say it already and Jen's like no, no, I can't I can't she said things I wouldn't ever repeat. I swear to God I'll never ever say it not under the rest. Doesn't matter what you do to me. I'll never speak. I'll never let it out. Well ever since this girl said, okay, but I'm like what does she say? Because I know that's not the big that they're not telling me. Every time Jen breaks up this girl's name, I see a rise in Margaret. What do they know that we don't know? And this is true because Marge does start shutting up

a lot more in this section, you know? And so Danielle's like, come on, tell us. And Marge just has her hands in the ear, like I can't with her. And Jen's like, just things I won't say. I'm just telling you to look out. And so Melissa looks really uncomfortable. Like she already knows what's coming. I think Melissa already knows what's coming. When do you think this was shot? Probably in the summer, maybe I don't know. But Jennifer, this news from this news from reality blurb that I just read you guy about Nick was from August

2022 so when did when did one was Reese's wedding because they kept saying it two weeks away Teresa Judas wedding date August 20 set August of 22 So it's probably late July early August Yeah, very very close to she knows wedding. I'd like to add yeah, so right now So maybe that's why because it came out right now on the show and then somebody leaked it, you know Well, so Jennifer goes yeah Jennifer her it tells us that Laura sang like a bird and Margaret can't

I'm like, I'm a bad and Margaret can't stand. That's what it looks like. Lady. And she's like, and Margaret can't stand that I found out. And I love it. I love every single minute of it, baby. And so I don't need to spend my self to anybody. I said what I said. And that's all about that.

And Marge is just silent, like very guilty silence, right? So now they all just first to go get ready to do whatever. And I don't think it's guilt. I do because Marge, Marge normally is like, oh, shout out, Jennifer, stupid idiot. And now she's just like, she's kind of giving her that look, but she's not saying anything. And it's not like Marge to just shut up and not saying. I think March is like on this point, who knows what this chick Laura has told her? Because look, I don't even blame March for it because you talk shit with your best friends.

I talk shit with you all the time. If somebody came to me and said, oh, then hate you now. And he sat down with me and told me all the stuff you said. Do you know how many different places my mind would go? I would send the fuck up and look guilty too, because who knows what you could say, you know? So from my take on it, you know,

because I play a lot of these stupid social deduction games where it's like, oh, who's a traitor, who's not? That like when you're going hard, like when you, if my take on it is that like she was being hyper aware of like, like I have to play this right, because if I'm too quiet, I'll look guilty, if I'm too loud, I'm gonna look guilty. And to me, I saw her as being like trapped

into how to play it for the cameras, which I guess, I guess it's sort of, I mean, to me it didn't necessarily read as guilt, it just looked as like extreme self-modeling, knowing that it could be a sensitive situation, like if she doesn't play it right, this could all blow up in her face. Well, I think, from what I can see,

I can see where you are, and I'm not really even disagreeing, but from what I see, it looks like she knows, so to say, I have some bad stuff that she has said, and Melissa knows too, because Melissa just looks like she knows. I mean, Melissa is staying quiet.

It's a mouse over there. I will say it is interesting, because normally Marge would be the type that say, just say it then. Just say, I don't care, because I know what I said, and I know what I didn't say. It is a little surprise, and that Marge should not do that, because that seems like a very Marge thing to do. It seems like they got to get, like, someone

made an agreement, like, we won't bring this up on the show This isn't cool you guys right like somebody found out what Laura said And they're like we're not gonna bring this up on the show and that's why Jen is like oh, I'm not gonna say anything I can't I just couldn't say Jen things such a ham so ridiculous I will never ever say I will it will never leave my lips And they can leave Danielle's lips, right? Exactly. It's like literally one seam later.

So, yeah, so basically everyone leaves lunch. And now people are like, people are starting to make up for dinner and there's this crazy, tricky, monical song that's like, hot, goes, hot, dressed, hot, some of days. So hot, make the competition runaway. away Can't hear only care what my mama say Get on the level. Oh get on the level level Get on the level

So then Danielle goes to Jen's room in some weird green bandana thing I don't know she's I don't know what she was she was about to join parts the Caribbean or something like I don't know What she was thinking I don't know if she thinks that that took place in Ireland I don't know if she's she's going for like Crystal ball read like maybe I don't think she understands what Ireland is really but she comes into Jim's room and Jim's like oh I got some sashes once it's misbehaved and once it's mischievous and you got mis-party and to no shade for you girl no shade

for you with friends right can't wait to be fans to dance to be fans wow I can't believe what happened to lunch that's crazy oh yeah Margaret is pissed because Margaret doesn't know what Laura told me but Laura told me you're gonna Want to hear this but I have to say when someone says that about someone who's really done something you're dirty You're getting trees. You know you're getting So Danielle's like, okay, well, I want to know what said now obviously and she's like oh, I could never I would never tell Never tell I love it come tell. I will never tell. I love it.

Come on. I love you said everything else already. Danielle, who hates a rat unless someone's a rat to get perverted. Yeah, of course. Of course. So Jen's like, I don't just pet it stuff, but he has to think it's a family involved. And something similar was done to me last year and it didn't end up getting being true. So I don't want to be a hypocrite and end up doing something

to somebody that's almost extremely similar to what was done to me. It's like you are doing that. And thank you for reminding the audience of what a fucking hypocrite you are by doing it. So Danielle's like, she's like like so is it some the bad someone in a French group? How many words three words? Okay, first cell cellables how many syllables? Okay, is it a movie movie? Okay, is it it's a song? What sounds like sounds like? Sounds like a forge forge I'm the forge and also First first syllable is like happy mill. Yes, second syllable is a, a, an HBO, um, you know, uh, insecure, the star of that. Issa, Mel, Mel, Issa. Okay, yeah, I think I'm getting something it has to do with Jackie, right? No, come on, listen to words and syllables.

She made me and she used to swear on her lips and wouldn't say anything. She goes, oh, it must be Melissa then. She made me to be so handsome and say anything. She goes, Oh, it must be Melissa then she goes. Well, I guess she got it out of me. So she like, well, what is it? You gotta tell me that this is, but this is a bomb. This is a bomb. So it's just like, well, Lord was

telling me the my shoulder. There's some room that came from some guy that worked with him. Like, well, Laura was telling me the martial Teresum room that came from some guy that worked with him. Like, well, that's, that's relatable, you know? It's already sounds like it's an ironclad case. That's it. So basically, this dude opened the back seat of the car and saw Melissa in the back seat with a guy

and the person that claimed to see it says they were making out. So that's basically what a bomb chain. It's by the way, it's also Margaret telling this to Laura just what Margaret being like, oh my god, this person can you believe this is what they said? They say they open up a card to her and that this is what they see. Like I don't think that this is really, this is not a smoking gun of anything. This is literally Margaret Herderumer and told it to her then best friend.

The best friend who then, after Margaret said to Melissa, like, hey, you know what, like, if Joe, like, listen, don't worry, Joe's mad at you, listen, you can get any ball player that you want. So like, you know, you're beautiful and then this Laura goes off and starts saying, Margaret is trying to set her up with a baseball player right now. So I don't know. I think that's all with a big grain of salt.

Well, also, March, shoulder, some, some rumor that came from some guy that worked with them. So this is the show for opening the back door. I mean, what is it? Is it like an Uber driver opening the back door? That's what, who it? Is it like an Uber driver opening the back door? That's what, who is it? I don't get it. I don't know, but either way, so Daniel. I believe Melissa would be making out with this fucking guy, Nick.

I mean, this guy is amazingly hot. I still need to see the photo of Nick. Okay, what's his last name again? Oh, here, I'll send it to you. I'll send you, oh. It was on a different page. Okay, hold on, let me get it. Nick. Oh, it was on a different page. Okay, hold on. Let me get a Nick.

Oh, this is on demand, right? So I can show this. Yeah, just show the audience the alleged person in the car. Yeah, I mean, who fucking now? Is it gonna be hotter or less hot than the pool guy? Don't need the pool guy. Oh, don't need the pool guy. It was pretty hot.

This guy's younger. So let me go to present. Let me go to having to fure into that sort of thing. I'd prefer the older myself. Okay, when I want to share screen. Okay. I'm so excited to see what this big then. Drone roll.

Here you go. So this is Nick. How many is hot? Is he hotter than Joe? I don't know. Nobody's hot. But I hope he had a wonderful time attending a BDF family funeral premiere because that's where that photo is from Okay, so back to the show. Okay, so Danielle fished in more for more information because I'm she's like oh my god

She was making out with somebody else. It's like, no, she was makin' out with a car seat. What the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what is she thinkin'? She was makin' out with like the bent in her arm. Like, what do you think? So, Jen, she had a sock puppet and they were makin' out together.

Very tough sock. She was goin', she was, she was, that's a bomb, that's a bomb, Jan. And she's like, this is shocking, she's shocking, I don't wanna believe it. So Jan's like, so then, this guy told Margaret, and Margaret told, and it also means she reached that. And Jan was like, so Margaret is the one thing in this.

No, you fucking idiot. Jan is the one saying this. Like, how are they holding all of this against Margaret for telling some rando? She never told anybody else that was even connected with the show at all. I mean, this lady had to seek you guys out. If March was really an asshole, wouldn't she have used this?

Or I mean, I know that they're accusing her of holding it to use it later. But, but no, but like, I'm sorry. Like this whole thing strips out whatever intentionality, Margaret may have had, I mean, this very possible Margaret could have said to Laura, like, oh my God, I just heard about Melissa Gorg, Melissa Gorg, like the things I do for her

because guess what, she was making out with a guy, yeah, because so and so, just told me. It could have been like that, but it could also have been like, oh my God, could you hear this ridiculous rumor about Melissa making out with the guy? This is ridiculous. Like, we don't know whatever the context is. We just know that Margaret relayed something to Laura.

And that Laura who hits Margaret has a vendetta and is actively calling up Jennifer and Teresa to talk shit about Margaret. And now Danielle is like, oh my god, look at what Margaret is doing. At the end of the day, Margaret's the real villain here, because she said it in the first place. It's like, what, you don't even know the context that she said it in. The villain is the person.

The person who, I'm sorry, this is coming from the person, Danielle is the person who like, when she had her spout with Rachel Fuda, Danielle was like, it was coffee talk. It was coffee talk, so she's all about, you know, frustration about having something taken out of context, and then here she is, not even carrying a context of something. It's just hilarious.

Yeah, and she goes, oh so much, does have an arsenal. Listen, a lot of people have arsenals. It's not the fact that you stockpile weapons and ammunition. If you go on a rampage killing people, that's the crime. It's not owning the weapons. But also like why are you asking for this hot gas? It's for your arsenal. So she can fucking use it.

Yeah, against March, she doesn't like. So she's getting information to use against March. I mean, these people are so hypocritical as the layers. I think, listen, you know, March has done a lot of wrong things. I think last season, especially, but this is not one of them. You're accusing somebody of keeping a secret for one of their good friends.

That's not a crime. Marge heard something, she did not bring it to television or anyone involved with this television show. Yeah. To me, that's a really good friend on Housewives. That's very rare. Where is Danielle's hatred of rats when it comes to Laura? Laura is actually the biggest rat here at the moment. Yes. So, but yeah, but now it's more

useful, right? So, democracy is what the show is all about. I know it's interesting. Yes. So, Danielle's like, so, yeah, this is March's fault basically. And Jen's like, yeah, Margaret, so when he has all this information, and if you piss her off, you are done. And yeah, but Jen, even then, it's not even that. You just piss her off, you called her mama's slut, you called her a slut after she was talking about sexual assault or sexual abuse stories in the workplace, sexual harassment in the workplace.

And then when you hear this story about her husband locking her in closets and all this shit, you still say, I don't have anything in common with cheaters and people who would cheat on their spouse. So she called you a fucking hypocrite because obviously you have enough in common with one to say Mary to one. What's her point? It was made in a terrible way and at the absolute wrong time, but to act like you're not playing dirty is just silly.

Well, that's Jennifer's whole thing is that she projects. Like whatever she's doing wrong, she tries to like make it, be like you're doing it, you're doing it. So she's here sitting here saying that like, oh yeah, Margaret has an arsenal too. Like Margaret's, oh, she has information on all of us.

I'm like Jennifer, for the past two or three seasons, literally everything about you has been about like, oh, someone called me up. So I just called because that's interested. Can't you be curious? I called up Frank to find out about the rumors. Isn't it, is it so long that you just want to know some information? You are literally information gathering this and talk like for two years now. And then you're gonna be like Margaret. Oh God Margaret has an arsenal Yeah, cuz she's not even accusing Margaret of digging for the information, you know, she's just hanging like some so fur told She's like Margaret Margaret has the audacity to dig for information and then not tell people about it so then um

Jen is like uh well lord didn't want to tell us she was like really this is gonna destroy Melissa and Teresa Where I didn't want to tell you called you on the phone to say I got some shit on What he had made you come to lunch with her? I mean the subject is so then Danielle goes well Danielle goes, well, do they know about it? Cause that's the Bob. Janice. The bomb. It's a mom. And Jan's like, well, Teresa was so pissed. And she said, you know, what, Jen, I believe it. I was like, oh my God. So now you're throwing Teresa under the bus at the same time. So Danielle's like, oh my God, is this the reason why she was put,

she was put in the wedding? Could it be another reason? Is this why? Oh, so now look at Danielle trying to figure out the reason someone won't speak to their sister-in-law. Isn't that crazy? Oh, isn't that crazy? You fucking hypocrite Danielle. You fit right in on this show. But also, I don't know if that timeline works out because Teresa talked to Laura. It seemed like it was fairly recent to the beginning of shooting, but the reunion was at least like a month prior to that. So I don't know. Something does not, something is not adding up on that timeline. I think Melissa was already excluded and her mom's

already excluded before this Laura situation. so that doesn't make sense to me well yeah trisha's hated Melissa forever so jen's like uh... yeah you know what you know what she makes me sick she makes me sick that's what she's said and tenya cuss it's a bomb that's a bomb and it's just keeps saying that and so then you'll sit oh yeah i kind of knew it i knew I had to do with Melissa. I just didn't know the magnitude Say it's yeah, no sorry. Did you?

Just like I'm not testing that with a 10 for Paul I will the 10 for Paul I And then she does this whole thing of like oh man. I know I wish I never asked in the first place You know what oh god? I wish I never knew because now I mean the middle of it like well See here's what you got to do sometimes and like you got to think Before you do things and I really will it solves a lot of issues really fixes a lot of things up Yeah, so then they're getting ready to go out and treat, checks in with Louie. It's like, I just wanted to show you my outfit.

It looks beautiful. And then, yeah, and now they're doing shots. Rogen and Danielle are doing shots because they're gonna be, there's gonna be a basketball party time now. Yeah, and Marge is like, I, they start talking about all their own bachelor at parties. And Danielle, um, did like the quintessential bachelor party, like

penis draws, penis caps, they're who, who has rad everywhere. And Marge is like, I did not have the bachelor at party, but my entire life has been a bachelor at party. I've not put enough men. It's fun. It just, it makes me actually like literally sad that these women never had batch boss at that, that these times, and I'm like, I know. I know. You can about every single curating your bachelor party.

You know what? It's hard to even remember a time before batch boss. It's hard to believe that people were actually able to plan their own batch of red parties before that spot starring every every single So hurry says like my first batch of hot potty we went to the mail strip us in long Island and it was alright I mean, I guess it was no chanting tamting Channing, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, tamting, And they got a cafe and sand sand sand sand sand sand sand sand sand and so Yeah, I love that they went to like a French themed place in Ireland. So they are there and best

There's chicken wings. I think that was really the only requirement somewhere the serous wings By the way, I also just want to point out something that I thought was funny So you know Teresa's wearing white. She's wearing this white. She looks sort of like a like a swan like a but like a swan that just got into a fight and Swann just like went to envy and then like got caught stealing and got to a fight on the way Yeah, a swan that thought it was gonna settle in for an afternoon and on the water But actually went into a car wash by accident and it's like, whoa. So, but I just like that she's wearing white and that everyone was supposed to wear green, but Jackie wore a green top but white pants.

And I was like, oh, I bet that pissed off to be said, those white pants. Oh, yeah. Really glad I stopped the whole podcast as you all this thing about the pants. You guys, you wore white pants. just want to stop and let it go That's you know those are a little clues you got to look out for because you know Jackie and Melissa Teresa's never done if Teresa doesn't like you she's never ever fucking done with you, right? Yeah, so then Danielle's like oh hey Does anyone send naughty picks to the band would they ever way anybody do that and faster guys?

Ew. That's just why you and food is like it's been six years like it looks exactly the same Jen fest was like yeah, I said naughty pictures to Jeff real dirty pictures Well, just pictures of like crusade stuff like you want to get this for the kitchen it turns them on so much pictures of like crusade stuff like you want to get this for the kitchen it turns them on so much. So Daniel comes up with this wacky scheme she's like oh no no no no no no no no hey I could send a picture your husband will it that well he even though for what are you the best them because I'm gonna send a picture right here right just right this part of my poop and then you could see me recognizing that I lost. It's like oh my god he answered me you guys and he goes who's that. She's all right all right that's a good man and she tells us yeah that all this stuff I know I'm like

Joe Joe those what a puppy's look like so we're all going on the whole front bed. Nothing was proven and this was I didn't understand this. For a moment, it sounded like Danielle was saying, Hey, I'll take a new pick of myself and we'll send it to Joe and see what he has to say. I was like, what? I don't, this plan seems terrible. I don't understand it. She just took a picture of a freckle on her boob and Melissa doesn't have freckles on her boobs. I don't know what it proved. But wow, also this is a bachelor at parties. She was supposed to be doing that to Teresa, not Melissa.

Like what a random. I know. She's just picking out random people. Like not, not very subtle. Dan, hey, hey, how crazy is it that we're in another country right now? Ha. Just wait until my wife, to waste a humanly man got married. We're in another country right now. Oh,

human. Really, I was not aware. So we're doing. I was just going to pretend like someone was singing and yet elsewhere in the bar. I'm singing along. I'm singing along. But out of context, I'm just going to call. We're in another country now on my right island

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I get I get I get I get I get I get I get I get I get I listen to radio's everywhere radios are international sir so now they all do shots and stuff and Jens like I'm a guy to get wait to the wedding we ordered our dresses. They're gonna be here on time cuz we're brides Let's write sweet Melissa why is swing and fast was like oh, yeah, what made you decide to make bridesmaids? Teresa Swing and fast was like oh, yeah, what made you decide to make Brad's me. It's Theresa. Mm-hmm Well these have never been like big supporters of like me and Louis and like

That means a lot to me and so like I was nervous because like I didn't want another problem with my brother You know and so Melissa's like well, why why would he make it a big deal? I mean you picked other friends too, which I, I didn't want to hear another thing. Like, like, you know, about your mom, about your mom. And like, if you, you know, if he would have told me, I would have been like, oh my God, yes. Oh my God, thank you for telling me. Oh my God.

Well, this is like, yeah, but when he, he told you, you didn't say that. You said that there is a history. By the way, Melissa is wearing not one crucifix necklace, not two crucifix. She's wearing a triple crucifix. She's wearing three separate necklaces with crucifix, like the biggest victim ever.

Okay, so here she comes out with this, but yeah, but you said you had a history. And Teresa's like, yeah, but that was back in the day. She was, oh, but so you didn't forget her. You had a history. She was, no, not your mom, not with your mom. And she was like, yeah, but Melissa, you're an obligation. That's why you're invited in the first place. Okay, Jennifer. Okay. All right. You think it's like, should obligation, is that what you're saying, application, you just tainted your own word. Okay, you better back that one up, back it up. Entry goes, you know,

it treats us like, I don't need help Jennifer. All right, all right, I don't need help. And Martin tells us. That's the fact. That's the fact. Yeah. She's like, you know, Teresa has closer friends that she's known forever.

She put Jennifer in as an obligation, you know, so shut up. So Melissa's like, yeah, we're families. So maybe stop talking Jen because you're not helping. And she, I'm not talking for her. I'm talking for Teresa. Yeah. Yeah.

You know, I am, you know, I'm sort of using words for her. Yeah, sure. So Teresa's like, I can hear myself. Okay, look, I'm not perfect. I do make mistakes, even though they're your fault. And like I didn't even, no, I didn't even think. I didn't even think like I thought if you invite one person you have to like, like everybody and like your mom, like I invited like everyone's moms here. And like I wish like my brother would have just told me like, hey, you invited everyone's moms. I hope you leave that one mom who's actually kind of

in your family and like what's friends with you dad? Like that would be hard for like, I just wish you would told me. I wish you would told me, didn't told me, not. She's so full of shit. Melissa's so full of shit. I'm so fucking sick of this. My God, I'm sick of it.

So they keep this fighting. And then food, they just keep repeating themselves and food is like my sister in law's mother is invited to everything everything so Donna Marco not being invited is problem number one. I don't know I disagree. But it's just in laws are not invited to everything. Sorry I mean burner house down everybody. Go burner house down. Wow, I mean, to be fair, Rachel's sister and law's mother is at that table with them.

So she really means that she's invited to everything. I was like, wow, Joyce, welcome. No, I don't know, I don't think it's crazy. I don't think it's crazy to feel slight that Donna was not invited. I think that I'm just sick of hearing it. I'm just commenting more on I'm commenting more on fooda chiming and really than this whole thing. I don't know. I think that like but Melissa's family has always been bitches to Teresa. Those sisters are awful, awful, fucking women to Teresa. I mean, I read you all the tweets and all that stuff. We've gone through all that stuff.

Yeah, we've gone through it. But they're terrible. I've watched the Christening recently and they were terrible in that. So I don't blame Teresa for not wanting to bother with those people, especially when she's not friendly with Joe and Melissa. I mean, their last reunion was a fucking disaster.

But then she, but here's the thing. Okay, you either, you either, you do the whole, like, love, love, love, like, family first, you either do that, and when you say it, you mean it, you go all the way through, or when confronted with the situation, you say, honestly,

I know she was good to my father, but you know what, like, your family has been mean to me, and it's just what I'm not, I'm just not gonna have her at the wedding. You don't say, oh, well I would have had her at the wedding if my brother would have told me, like you don't do that. So that's where Rachel I think is correct

because Rachel's being like, she's adding fuel to the fire. So Margaret's like, Joe is hurt. And Teresa's like, well my brother could have called me. Like, why didn't he call me? I would have all been resolved, which is funny because I don't believe through his ever calls Joe when she's upset unless she's on camera and Lou is on camera.

No, they're pulling the game. I'm unike. They don't come in. They're terrible and they learned it from fucking No No who we've seen screaming and yelling at the Christening from the very beginning. So it's just like a whole cycle of toxicity. And so Dolores is like, I get it.

Listen, cool. Then you say, what the fuck? But you don't call, then you can't run your mouth. Okay. And Trees is like, yeah, I'm the coolest sister. But then you got to try and make me look back. Like you throw me under the bus. I never throw him under the bus.

And Melissa goes, oh, okay, you never throw them under the bus. Even though she literally just spent five minutes saying, if he only had called me, but I don't throw them under the bus. So then, so Johnson now says more like, he's fighting. He's not a good brother to me. Oh, he's not a good brother. You're not a good brother. Yeah, he's not a good brother. Man, get a happy time for me. It's my happy time. My brother. My sister. My brother.

My sister. My brother. So Jackie's like, okay, listen, I don't want to fight tonight. Let's stop fighting. And most is like, I'm trying to stop and she's not stopping. Only there are you, okay? And three, so like, well, I wouldn't have wanted to brought it up. Fast but did your friend, blame your friend.

blame your friend for bringing it up. So actually Jennifer Jennifer who started talking about the wedding, the bridal dresses and festers said like ask the question about it. So then Melissa's like, there's zero accountability when it comes to Theresa, zero. And so Melissa goes, you know what? This dinner's for you.

I don't wanna talk about negative things. I only wanna talk about positive things. So let's not talk about the wedding. Let's not talk about my chandelier, only positive fun things. So Marge was like, all right, you know what? We should eat we're in Ireland. So we should do some liberates.

And Jack is like, okay, I'll start. They're once with the girl from Pyramus. Who could be very friendly and amorous? Just bear in mind, if you asked her to find, if you asked her to find a psychic, she might go with the camera. I'm sorry I messed that up, but it was so good. I was like, wow, have you been planning that limbic?

Or what, that was a good one. There once was a girl from Franklin Lakes, she often has incorrect takes. When you go to her house and say an analogy She'll yell at you. I couldn't get I couldn't quite stick the landing on that one. Sorry everyone There once was a girl who'd liked pie and she used to ask me all the time why and one time she called and I Went over and draw and it was Serena from Tentify.

That's all I know. I don't really know what that meant. That once was a Mr. from Mr. and he said, he said, hey, let's go play some twisted. So we got on the floor, they'll walk to the door and now I've never been with another Mr. No, Jennifer, can't lie Mr.'m mister with everything over in over again. That's not how a Limerick works. Okay, guess what we're gonna have a riff off Okay, so there once was a girl named fooda who sometimes was in a bad mooda and when you make fun of her nose Like some of those holes she says, yo bitches screw yeah, oh god, I could've

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