Watch What Crappens - RHONJ: The Little Merman

Episode Date: May 14, 2021

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Yeah, we love them. Exactly. I mean, hello, you know, we were there for Daniel Stobbs first show, right? So speaking of lizards, let's talk about the lizards in Texas right now. Let's talk about the lizards in Texas right now. Let's talk about the lizards in Texas. Okay, we'll go there. Cameron does kind of look like a V lizard. You know the V people on the TV. Like Diana. Diana, like she looks like she goes home and opens her mouth real wide and just like slides

a hamster down there, whatever from the show. Okay, so you know, this real house was a Dallas for for anyone who only cares about Jersey's just press Vestward. I don't care. This isn't for you. Okay. Yeah. But for the rest of us who are obsessed with this Dallas drama, wow.

You know, Cameron really just can't shut the fuck up on Dallas. Like, you know, I understand everyone knows the term quit while you're head. You were never ahead, ma'am. Okay. Right. But quit while you're only this much behind. What would you mean? Like that much of an racist ass out of yourself on a reunion.

The entire world tells you you sound like a completely ignorant moron, and then keep going, like doubling, tripling quadrupling down, then our husband gets into it. Even Leanne stopped at some point. Even Leanne finally was like, oh, okay. Yeah, you know, true. Even Leanne was like, oh, okay. I guess it's gotten really bad. And shut the fuck up about it. But we're not.

Camerain or Camerain's pieces shit little little jelly being the husband and husband. First of all, court and chart. What is happening with these names every year? Who was playing Madlibs when they named these two embassals? Okay. Court and chart.

Yes, rich people. Okay, stop. We get that you're rich. Okay, like tell me a way. Tell me that you're rich without telling me you're rich. My name is chart. Okay. People don't hold that shit Literally named after an infographic. I don't understand that

Okay, so let's see core Let's see so this I guess is what This is what court text or tweeted text texted I've got access to a cloned their phones. Okay. This is what he tweeted to Tiffany anti-racism is racism. It discriminates by the color of one skin. They tried that once in Germany and it did not work out well. Really? So the Nazis were anti-racism and that's why they killed all those Jews. Oh my God. You rich people really do have different schools. This is, I don't even understand this logic.

You know what? There's only one expression for this kind of tweet and it was actually pioneered by Cameron herself, which is go, yes, a one I twitched. Yeah. Or a face. By the way, we're just making faces because we are on crap and so on to man today in the middle of this racist tweet. Come, come support face. By the way, we're just making faces because we are on crap and so on to man today in the middle of this racist tweet Come come support that. Okay, so they tried that

First of all, let's not yeah, go on Okay, I don't understand how many of your patients would be comfortable with you treating them with your open file racism And then he adds then he adds the hospital that Tiffany works at. Okay. He sure did. He sure did. So this is actually so vile. W news. Here is, here is a woman who is, you know, we are in the middle of a pandemic. Still, a lot of people are getting vaccinated as they should be. And I want to, by the way, thank everyone for getting vaccinated. But here are people who are, she's working in a hospital front line.

And you're going to try to get her to lose her job because you didn't like that she stood up for herself when your wife was condescending to her and trying to explain her own culture to her and not really listening when Tiffany was trying to explain. You know, it's, and then now this whole tweet that truly makes no sense anti-racism is racism. And it really does go back to that argument.

It's basically to say, well, it's similar to saying, oh, I thought you guys were supposed to be the tolerant ones. Oh, really? So I can't, I can't hate gay people. I can't hate gay people. Oh, you're so intolerant. You fucking ignorant. It's this fucking guy.

Okay. So then chart comes on. Okay. Because we all need to hear from chart. You know, I'm sure everybody's like, hmm, I wonder what chart thinks about this. When he wraps is that considered a flow chart? So chart, let's get charts flattened to chart says man, I must be really scary to Tiffany moon MD.

If she needs to block me for no reason, I've spoken to her twice. Once when she was blackout drunk at my house, but needed to get home for early work, wonder if she had a hangover while working on her patients? And what patients do you have, chart? What marker reads, wasn't there a photo of chart going around in Hawaii where he was just like, magging it up on like a piece of steak, I actually could be completely wrong. I apologize. This could just be just my visual manifestation of him.

I don't know. There was a thing of him on Reddit where somebody posted that they went on a first date with him and he was just a total pig. He's like, Hey, can I ask you a personal question? Where'd you buy them bad boys and pointed to our boobs? You know, like shit like that. Real super classy guy shot. I love when people, I don't know what chart did, set or did, to make Tiffany block him,

but I'm assuming it was something, and I just love when people do things, and then people block them, and they're like, oh, you blocked me, huh? I don't know what I did. It's like, you, you, I mean, I understand that my argument is on shaky ground because I don't know anything

about what happened, but I just automatically just like this guy. I'm going to listen to that. And assume that it was tweets like this. You know them coming for her and acting the hospital that she works for. Yeah, at that time to get her fire. And I mean, that's disgusting.

Okay, so here's a piece of good news for the day. This made me smile so big when I read it this morning. And you know what, you can say whatever you want about over served but My queen is still Lisa Vanderfump and I laughed my ass off. Yes. This is good. I know what you're talking about So this is on a TMZ or page six one of I think it was one of them It's on both of them. I don't know who broke it So Lisa Vanderpump sends a hundred and thirty two dollar dinner tab to Kyle Richard stable after feud

So Lisa was at some sushi restaurant in LA and Kyle walks in with the producer and Lisa went over and said hi to the producer. I'm assuming Kyle was just an A-hole because she's Kyle and then Lisa went back to her table I'll just still have that gift. I'm sure she's like I've been waiting to give you this birthday gift She just carries around everywhere. So then Lisa went back to her table, finished her dinner, and then sent the tab to Kyle and the producer. Yeah, but she did leave. She did tell the waiter, hey, this is just a prank. So here's my credit card number and all that stuff if they don't pay for it, which they probably won't, but just do it. Just do it, darling. Get it. It's a larous British humor. And of course, they did not pay for it. They got really pissed off and did not pay for it. So still can't take a joke, Kyle, and still got at least a Vander Pub, especially the week that all this comes out with Kyle using the Queen tagline and that

whole thing after going off about least of Vander pump using a Queen tagline and how gross that was. And then Kyle, of course course copies her and does it on her own. So I don't know. It's just it's all a nice little bow for me, you know, it isn't a campy bow. It's like a nice little shawl around panties shoulders. And I have to say that that's the shit about Lisa Vanderpump that I love. And I wish we got more of that than her sort of precious. Don't ruin this. Don't ruin this with your advantage. at least the Vanderpump that I love. And I wish we got more of that than her sort of precious.

Don't ruin this. Don't ruin this with your van. I thought it was good. I'm sorry, sorry, I have, you know what? It's a hard pivot to go from court and chart being literally racist to them being like, and then there was a lovely prank and in Zeno, you know? But I'm pivoting.

I'm doing it. Hating only Savannah Pump is just what the Nazis did. So I hope you're happy with yourself. Anyway, that was some good news. And the TLDR is team Lee Savannah pump team Tiffany moon MD. Okay. And that's that. That is that.

I see. But just also know we Subden for Miss Courtney who has gone on to judgey girls this week. We hung out with Mary So we're on that podcast today just released so go listen to that. That was a really fun conversation with the friend guy And now here we are with the real house New Jersey season for now Yes, Jersey season finale. Yes, the season finale.

So I didn't even realize it was gonna be the season finale until like a day or two ago. I guess that's because the last episode ended with a strange to be continued and no previews for next week, which I thought was a strange choice. It was like a to be continued for literally nothing. So now here we are on the other side of that to be continued and

Teresa is opening the door for a Louis and He they like here's Louis here is the man we've been spagely curious about and He's you know, he's handsome He's, you know, he's handsome. He's handsome in certain, with certain expressions, I think. I think when he's not expressed that he's handsome-ish. And then when he talks, and he has wet dreams after you play Super Mario, brothers, and you're like, did I just have a wet dream about Bowser?

Then he would be- I literally thought he looked like one of Bowser's children. He was like, say that. Once he started talking, I was like, is that Bowser Jr.? Exactly like him. So where he looks like in the Mario on playing currently, the one for the you, okay? There's like a little mini Bowser that flies around

in like a spaceship thing, and you can see him through the dome of his glass. That too, he looks like the baby Bowser. Just like it. Plus his heart. No, I'm not even joking. I was literally gonna say at first, I thought he looked handsome, but then we started talking.

I was like, oh my God, it's Bowser Jr. It's literally Bowser Jr. in the little hand round. And Bowser is a narcissist because there was that article in People Magazine about narcissist, emotional abuser, or something like that, which is what his ex is accusing him of being this Louis guy. And you know, barcissist is a narcissist. And he's also an emotional abuser

because he keeps kidnapping the print. He keeps kidnapping princesses. Yeah. Exactly. And this time he got to reason by accident. So now they are in. I'm sorry, but the princess is in another castle. So they get in a car and they have

a scintillating conversation where she says, hi babe, how is your thesis? And he's like, it was good. That was it. I was like their chemistry. Yeah, God, a good day, babe, but better now that you were here and he is. You know, we learned the term love bombing

recently. And so I'm just using it all the time now. I'm not really sure when I'm using it correctly. I'm still learning, but pretty sure he's love bombing because I don't think anybody's that nice, but it is also very early in there. I just don't trust him. Okay, I don't trust him. And Teresa is, you know, not the most trustworthy person either. I mean, she did pick Joe, okay. He also looks like one of Bowser's children. I think she has the type. Joe looks more like one of the little mushroom guys.

You know, one of those columns. Well, they're actually... Mushroom guys are actually called Goombas. There you go. There you go. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Wait, is that nice for us to say these days? Okay, so Teresa says that she's like,

you know, getting back into the world, the dating world these days is like really half of me's. And like I was married like for 20 years. And like so when I first met Lully, I was like taking it very slow. And I was like taking baby steps. Like literally that's how I walked to the doors. I would just take like little baby steps

and it was like really nice for me. You have to because you're wearing leather pants that are like utility gloves. They shouldn't even be worn. Okay, they're so tiny. She literally has to take baby steps or she'll fall over and she keeps saying, you know, it's really hard for me. Bling, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, because I as a public figure, all right.

Like, okay. She keeps saying that she's a public figure. I mean, she is. She is. She's not like one of those Instagram people that just declares that there are some public figure. I've got a little cough and I just keep keeping, keep on vaping.

I'm just gonna just cough on everybody's. This is the episode you're all gonna cancel your subscription. Okay, I'm just gonna say it. I'm just gonna put that out there right now. I know. You're either gonna cancel the subscription or just cancel last at this rate, you know But so we're just gonna try to make you enjoy the last few minutes that you have with us

So they He's so smart. He's so successful. He's an entrepreneur. And he got sciences. There's so much I love about him And he's like, you're lashes. They're so big. They're doing this right now. What I'm looking at. He has funny, right? Hey, can I get some dinner over here? Can I have a steak and what else is you gonna have? Did it? I'm gonna have some fries too. You don't need no vegetables Flavios to you don't need no vegetables. Flamie. It was like Australia, Pithicus is go on a date.

So, yeah, they go to a restaurant. It was like who goes on a date? Australia, Pithicus. What the fuck is that? Isn't that like a, like a, like a, a real man? Isn't that like, you know, a four knee and a thal? Not even the end of all. Let me look it up before I, it's like I'm probably talking about some medical condition. Australia, I don't even ask that's Australia.

Yo Pificus. Australia. Opithecus is a by a fossil by pedal primate with both ape lake and human characteristics found in pillow scene in a lower place to scene deposits, which by the way, the funny part is that this restaurant's called lower place to scene deposits. So, you know, it's perfect. It's perfect.

Lower plate, wow, you learn something every day at Rachimitri. At Rachimitri. At Rachimitri. At Rachimitri. At Rachimitri. At Rachimitri. At Rachimitri. At Rachimitri. At Rachimitri. At Rachimitri. At Rachimitri. So it was like we're on Ron like blind of Astralio but the kids date essentially.

But yeah, they're actually at a restaurant called the town, which I'm like, of course they go to a restaurant named after a Ben Affleck movie from the Outs. And it was extremely sad from what I remember. Very, nothing good happened in the movie The Town. Okay, no one left that like, wow, what a whirlwind romance that film was. Yeah, it was not a romantic movie at all I was dammy Watson that movie. I feel like she was I think John Ham was in it Listen, it's a yeah futures ham, so it's really appropriate

So of course anyway, the point is this Teresa says, you know, you know, Joe just didn't know how to get and then of course Let's hit the clip again He's like, you know, you know, you know what you need to do. Why not Teresa? I don't care shut up. Shut up. All right So Yeah, so so then they're like making pattern about how he's like the younger man. Hey, you're dating a younger man on 46 years old. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, Fred. Hey, what's going on?

Fred, that's, that's like, Bernie. Yeah, Fred. And he's like, remember that day we met Fred. You remember that? I'll never forget that day. I was like, didn't you just come out of your house like to get into your car? What kind of romantic story is this? You know, I know.

And then they show us Teresa telling the story. He was coming out of his house, getting into his car. Ha ha ha ha ha. It was so romantic that it is. I love that he says, yeah, I still think of that day. I'm like, it was like two months ago. I'm like, it was in some ha ago. It's not like it was in some hazy CP at home memory

of yesterday, it was like literally like eight weeks ago. It's not that hard to think of. She's like, yeah, me too, because I made the public eye. So it's off to me to dress people. I'm like, what does that have to do with anything? And how many times you can say it? And he's like, well, you're amazing Fred.

You're amazing and wonderful Fred. Can I kiss you? And she's just, my note is he's so red faced and gross. Yes. And she's like, nah, you're amazing, huh? And so then, yeah, she just loves the Louie, gets her and understands her. And then they kiss.

And I don't know if you noticed this, but when they kiss, Teresa's add all these little like tree noises she starts going It's like not good ASMR Asa three Teresa was trying to talk in baby voice to him which is so funny because she's already got baby voice So Teresa talking baby voice is like, you're in Edith Bunker territory now. Well, that's a bad part. That's a bad part.

Hey, those were the daughters. So then we do the typical Jersey opening where we see everybody doing whatever in their house. Door, where are you? Door, where are you, door? Yeah. You will never, never. At some point, Frank is just going to have to walk into a kitchen

and just on spec that she'll be there. And he'll just have to walk in and not have to scream. He'll just have to wait 30 seconds while he walks from the door through the living room to get into the kitchen to find her. The Lord will. Yeah, you walk. Yeah, you want to. Okay. All right. Let's have a scene. I think it's gotta be really frustrating to be a dollar store employee with these two coming. The war. Yes, everything.

The war. Every single thing here, sir. The war. I'm telling you, everything is a dollar, sir. Yeah. So, the Laura is speaking out Halloween costumes for the dogs and the dogs are acting up, which means we get the Laura's going,

hi, hi, hi, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Frank, shut the fuck up. What are you? I'm just at the dogs of agribatomy Frank. That's all I'm picking out costumes for the dog Frank like I'm some bitch on the street I was just walking down the street like some bitch on the street picking out questions. This one's going to be a taco. And I was like, wow, this show really is different from real housewives of Beverly Hills. Because that one had like a whole season fighting against dogs being turned into tacos. This one straight up advocating for it. It's not. Well, also, also like a dog Halloween costume on Beverly Hills is going to be some weird Chanel tracksuit and Orphids at least abandoned from the house some like two two with frills

and bells and like a shawl and like a turban and then here it's like it's a taco. It's a taco. Frank's a dog. So Jim at her house she She's like, you know, the first year we had Halloween here I thought no one's gonna come to this house for candy. I mean, it's just a big the driver's salon So now I give away Candy bars and they're worth it baby You should have seen the fox and the black when he came up here because he got a full candy bar Full Hershey bars for foxes on the black

On Jackie's cutting pumpkins with her kid and her kids and she's like, I'm worried about giving you sauce to cut these things And one of them's like, I'm gonna stab it Stabbing the pumpkin think her answer is correct Her instinct is correctbing the pumpkin. I think it's correct. I think this is correct. Keep the saws out of the children's hand. They're like, yeah, on over at margin, Joe. It would even cranky pants mid-jow. You know what?

Tick the shower. I would take a cranky pants. Just take a cranky shower, Joe. All right. Coming this spring from the Macbeth Collection, cranky pants available exclusively at Margema. Okay. So Joe is annoyed because they're doing more This spring from the Macbeth collection, cranky pants, available exclusively at Margema. Okay? So Joe is annoyed because they're doing more renovations and they're putting in countertops

in the kitchen, but the floors are not done and there's going to be tables coming in and she's like, you know, Jeff, I mean, you know, okay, guess what? It has to be done by the party. Okay, because it's only four days into the party. And then we see like Lexi working on invitation being like, look at this invitation. Isn't this beautiful invitation for people to come to the party. And they have a COVID test required thing on the invitation, but then they just laugh because they know that she didn't can happen. So then we go we go to Joe, uh, dancing. Joe is dancing. Um, why is Joe dancing? Oh, so they're all this out to me. And I never noticed it in the opening where they show the family. I noticed that too last night. I never noticed it until I read

someone pointed out and I was cracking up when it came on the screen in the opening. Ever. Melissa's doing your tunt tunt tunt tunt tunt and Joe's behind her going. Yeah. Yeah, that's the, I last I'm screened in the opening ever Melissa's doing here. Tantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantant to be going to a Halloween party that's sort of me, it's a Halloween November, obviously approaching November, but we know this is shot all over cobbling together stuff for this final episode because outside, like because in this scene, the trees are fully green and the kids are going outside to eat and Joe will be ultimately grilling outside. I was like, okay, so it's not even attempt to try to make this seem like it's happening in late October, but that's fine. So, um, yeah, and then they were showing us Jen, they showed us like Jen decorating for Halloween, but then was her for you to decorate it for Halloween in the scene right after this. I don't know. The whole thing is very confusing. Yeah, I they clearly had a COVID outbreak and they had to stop production for several weeks because it probably was. Oh, yeah, probably, you know, going around from husband to husband to husband, you know, as they they clearly had a COVID outbreak and they had to stop production for several weeks because we're probably was oh

Yeah, probably you know going around from husband to husband to husband You know as I look all right guys guess what I got COVID what we can still do Pokemon I'd okay, and then like oh guys guess what I got code like every every time they're just about Listen to Frank gets COVID that's going around all of New Jersey, just based on the amount of spit he puts out. Tours, tours. Oh, well, that's 10 people, 10 people right there. I know people who live around Frank are going to continue to wear masks forever. You know, it's a just general.

You have the face seals shields. So like, you know had known all this time. Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder E's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build-up, why it happened, and the repercussions.

What deserve session with these feuds say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It's snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon. Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums?

Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondering app. Buh. So Melissa and Joe are preparing stakes for their kids and everyone's on their phone. And Melissa of all people goes, does anyone get off their phones for like two minutes? That's always been Jen's thing. There's Melissa just posing on a phone again.

Yeah. Yeah. One of the most tired things. Everyone's always on their phone. And so then Joe Gorga tells Antonia, why don't you learn how to cook instead of sitting there with that phone? I mean, what's that phone going to do for you? Nothing. Okay. I'm like, I'll tell you what that phone is going to do for her.

It's going to give her some idea like life world exposure to world views that are larger than what you are teaching these kids joke or Yeah, I know kidding. So then she starts in again. She's like, you know what? I'm frustrated. I'm sick of fighting with you, Joe, about me being a strong independent woman. And he's like, listen, as much time as you put into your brand brand, you gotta put into your relationship, right? And she's like, but I sat home for 10 years, Joe, and I could have said the same things here, but I let you fly. I was sitting at home, while you were out there working, and he's like, yeah,

and then what happened when I got home? You was there for me, you know? When I got home, I was there for you, you know, that's all I'm asking, all right? You know, I have to say, maybe it's because Melissa just gets on my goddamn nerves and causes all these problems and then yells at everybody else for them, which we'll get to later.

But I kind of see what he's saying. He's not saying like, stay home. He's saying, I support you in everything, but like, at least come home at some point and be nice to me. Am I wrong? Am I wrong? I think there's like, you know, I mean, Joe had some points, but overall I think he's very needy.

If he, like, he, this, remember, this is a guy who got mad at her for walking, getting into the van before him. So like, what his definition is of attention, I think is where things get a little murky. Like, yes, you should pay attention to your mate. And he's saying, oh, when I would come home, you were my number ones, but what time did he get home, right? Like, it's a little bit of a shaky ground. I think that, like, yes, he has, he built some shelves and he built a music studio

so he was supportive, but then he's not emotionally supportive. Some shelves. Well, I think this explains it when he says, you know, when it, you know, when, when it, when this all started with her, like it felt good, you know, because I was included, but then the past few years, she just wants to do it itself. So I think they're talking about the show, right? Like, yeah, she started. He was going to all the parties with her, because he's part of the show too. I mean, he really is more than, I think any other husband on the other shows,

like he is a star of the show too, you know? And sometimes he's a reason they're on it, first of all. And I think he's the reason that they stay on it too. So he's like, what does she get to do everything? And she's leaving me here while she's going to all these parties for the show, right? That's what I'm getting at. Yeah, well, yes.

I think that, I think that's what, I think it's just like, Jealousy feels left out and he wants to be part of like this limelight as well. And I think they still go to things together, but I think he wants to go to every single thing together. I think he just has weird abandonment issue things. So, you know, he's like,

and now he's saying things about like, now you do when you work and you got bit by the bug, and she's like, what's the bug? And she, and he says, the bug is making your own money. Like, oh, I want to go big or I want to go bigger. And that's kind of where, like, at least as he says it, it feels showvinistic, it feels condescending. Like, oh, she has a woman who has ambition, therefore has a bug, you know? So you gotta sickness, huh? You wanna make your money, you sick.

I think he's saying, I think he's saying that once you get addicted to the money and the power and stuff, it's never enough so you want more and you want more. And then you're like, oh no, I'm going to this event, not a bit, and I'm gonna get richer, and I'm gonna get richer, and I'm gonna get richer. And in my family, that's never enough so you want more and you want more. And then you're like, oh no, I'm going to this event and that event. I'm gonna get richer and I'm gonna get richer and I'm gonna get richer. And then my family, that's called making an effort. So I'm not really sure why that's such a bad thing, but I wish I could get the goddamn bug.

Like I do anything I could to get that bug. That's always what I've needed. The bug, okay? The bug. And he goes, and he goes, look, everyone likes to make money. It makes you feel more powerful. And she's like, yeah, she's like, you got it. Like you have your personal success.

And I raise raise your kids for you. And I want to have this empowerment, you know? And I just don't understand why he doesn't see that for her. Like she obviously, I think he's just, well, he's saying that he does see it for her. He just wants her to be nice to him occasionally. So, who knows, you know what? We're having to speculate and make up a lot of this stuff because all we really know is what they're telling us Which is not everything and frankly, I don't really even believe it because it seems to be coming out of nowhere And it's the same fight for years and years and years so I'm not really sure

But we're just like well, it's probably this and maybe this but we have no idea because they only show us this surface part, you know? Not that I really need to get into a deeper place with these two, but still, my coocairs. We're gonna be so close to the works up. Is what I'm saying, Ben. Yeah, I would say that based on past seasons worth of evidence and his attitude towards her working. And also the bullshit entrepreneurial endeavors that she has to endure

like like shredding services and pasta restaurants and all sorts of other things that they have to put their money into. I think she's entitled to run her stupid little geek and for Joe just to shut up about it because she was there for aique. It sounds like it's the, you know, the parties and all the Jersey, the Real Housewives of New Jersey staff. But I don't know again. Yeah, but how much did he include her in what she and what he was doing, you know? I don't know. So I'm literally who cares. Like literally, the most like soulless argument we've ever had. It really is. It really is. And it just like keeps going because it's the same thing every single episode. And then we just were like, we're over this.

And then we still argue about it for 20 minutes. So it's like, it's something like nothing is all of it. Why? Why? We just because we just like to take stances. So speaking, let's go on to something more celebratory. Let's go to Jennifer's house for the eight four Jennifer and Bill's 18th wedding anniversary.

And they've set up a table in the foyer as one does. When you have a mansion with a dedicated dining room, what better way to use that space than to just play a table in a big empty foyer. So they do that and Bill walks in and goes, hello, happy anniversary girlfriend. You're as good as you were 18 years ago. Hmm.

You look like a girl. Hello, happy anniversary. Oh. Oh. Yeah, baby. Baby. And Livy comes down dressed to the minds, of course. She's like, have a mummy.

I love Daddy lovely baby. And she has planned this whole thing. And actually, Gabriella is missing, which I don't approve of. She's studying at her reference house because she has a big test tomorrow. What the hell? Get your ass on your TV. I need to show my love you. It's the last episode of the year.

I need to see how my little Gabriella is doing. Yes. Also, you are taking your studying for a big test of the year. It's the way you can be successful. Go out into the year. I need to see how my little Gabriela is doing. Yes. Also, you are taking your studying for a big test of the year. It's the way you can be successful. Go out into the world. Well, guess about when you go out into the world, you know what you're going to learn? The value of a free gourmet meal. Ketchup has backed the table. Gabriela. Yes. So let's see. Jim said, she has the most common sense to get out of this mess before ruins her. Yeah.

So Jim's like, oh, you know, Olivia had this idea. I'm an romantic dinner with keep us in love, baby. Of course, the staff to start with my mom had a damn brown things. But fuck her. She doesn't want to sit on my Z guy to be furniture. She not not. And Olivia's just sitting there having up for the camera. She has like her hands behind her lower chin

She's like like I'm like I'm a little angel little angel Olivia I think you guys were coming to my meal. She is she goes Thanks to you guys, we're all of that And Bill goes, thanks sister. So the first course comes out and it's some kind of, I don't know, meat on a little little polenta thing. And the kids are like, ew, that's not being that butter. And Justin's like, yeah, I told my brother I'd give him a hundred bucks if he'd eat it baby I'm not gonna eat it

Yeah, I love you. It's like no, I really don't want to have it because I don't like the taste mother and Jennifer's like oh this girl my food is wasted on children better Where's that facts on the block? I'm sure he wants some of that. Ha Well, let's have a toast to the first 18 years. 18 years ago when Jen said yes. Oh wait, I never asked. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha days of 2001. The elder arranged it. I showed up without a ring. Somebody gave me a cross. I mean, what's worse?

A cross or a pizza bagel? Am I right, everyone? Come on, Bill. Talk about the rest of the story. Yeah, a cross. I mean, I get being broke, but at least twist up a twisty tie from the garbage or something.

I mean, who gives a cross to fix somebody? It's like that. Do you know what Jesus went through? He went through. That crucifix crucifix represents a lot of pain. Okay. Yeah, this man was tortured and stabbed for days at a time before he passed away. Want to get married, bitch? Let's do it. So, um, so then like more food comes out, curly fries and stuff, and then Bill, all of a sudden, gets down on his knees. And Jennifer's like, what are you doing Bill? What you're doing down there, baby? And he's like, mm, well, on 2001, we had our second date. From the time I laid my eyes on you, I said, that's the one. That's your color, girlfriend, always wear it. And then I thought, you know what?

I should marry her. So I asked her, would you be the mother of my children girl? And she said, yes, baby. Mm. And it's a huge, huge ring. I was like, oh, baby. I thought I was one of the young men. And one of the kids, this is such a gem kids thing to say. Oh baby, how about we wanted a yellow diamond?

And one of the kids, this is such a gem kids thing to say. How many carrots is that? A carrot for every year. Oh Bill, I've always wanted a diamond that looked like someone peed in it a little bit. Thank you so much. Thank you. I was one of the nicotine stand-by me, baby. I just know I'm the luckiest girl in the world.

I wish my mom wasn't so dumb, but she didn't get the fairy tale. And I did. So I just like to say, I still bitch, you should've come sit on my couch from the cave of your chest, mama, baby. Yeah. And the kid goes, we then it's sort of like we pull out and we just see the exterior and a kid goes happy anniversary. I just got a huge Wow these kids are gonna be monsters sprays with just like

So then we go to Dolores is and she's like hey hey, little taco dog. Guess what you're going to get? You're going to get a brand new house. You're going to have your own house. You're going to have a pool. You're going to have some woman you don't treat like some bitch off the streets. It's going to be great. You, guess what, taco dog? It's going to be a wonderful new place.

You are literally going to have some bitch because you will have, I'm going to bring you a girl dog. Okay. And you guys can have sex. It'll be like going to a taco bar. It'll be a taco on top of a taco. Okay, you guys have fun. All right So outside Frank is coming up with the workman because they're gonna start working on her house Which is why she's getting a new house and he's like all right guys. Let's give one thing straight

You listen to me. All right, not the lorish. Okay, so let's come in here take this wall after this floor Take this floor down. It's just like um, so we're gonna take this wall from here to here Right, he's like, ah we're gonna do it from here to here because it's gotta be why you giving me that look Well, you're gonna be static with whatever I do doors all right So come already static Frank you know what hey guess what Daniel? I control my own life now all right Guess who's in charge of a road destiny this bitch off the street. I'm sorry. I'm this bitch You also are giving them a slightly too much credit because Frank is Frank is like to Laura's you can be a static Estatic and she's like I'm already a static. You're so a static right you'll be so a static

I'm so a static Frank when everything is done and said not said and done But when everything done and said you'll be more static than any Estatic person has ever felt a static before So he's like damn when you go damn and she says you know what Daniel? How do you even stand this you know what I used to be married to this? Okay, and this is why we're not married anymore. Oh, yeah This is why we're not married anymore. Oh, yeah, this is why.

Oh, the Lord. So Frank has like a circular sword sword. Look, I'm talking. Hank has a circular sword. He probably does have a circular sword, but he has a saw. That he has this saw. And I don't know. I got a little concern for Frank because he's like sawing out the wall with this thing and he has no safety goggles on and and all

this dust is just like coming all this drywall dust no mask nothing he's just like here we go to the laws here we go I'm like enjoy your your self-created OSHA situation yeah well that's how I do home rent-o stuff to you. So I came out, I'm like, hand me the glue, the saw, and a blowtorch. All right, we'll get this kitchen done in no time. I see one speck of dust, and I am like, I've got like five scrubs around my mouth.

I'm like, must be careful. So Dolores tells us, you know, when I was when I was first married, you should have seen, you know, when I was when I was first married, you should have seen, you know, Frank would go out. He'd be gone all day. I would clean. I would cook. Then I would clean again after the cooking.

Then we would eat. Guess what I would do. I would clean because that's all I did. A woman did what the man says. And do you know what, David, I don't have to answer to David for nothing. All right. And the girls need to be happy for me. Yeah. Back in those days, I would cook, clean, walk to the living room, walk

back to the kitchen, cook some more. Look out the window, looking at some bitch walk down the sidewalk, pass my window and think what she doing outside of her house. She's not allowed outside of her house yet. But you know what? And I got divorced. I had to learn real quickly how to get independent. I was pushed into the pool,

like some bitch walking too close to a pool. But you know what, I learned to swim. So guess what, this party's coming up and I'm excited. I'm excited too, the Lord. No, but I'm really excited. No, I'm excited. I'm excited too. All right.

I'm so excited. I just can't hide it. I'm about to lose control. I like it. I like it. And she's like, these girls not be happy for me. And he's like, you know what? If an ain't broke, don't fix it with David. All right. You know, a wise Joe calling people broken anyway. He was broken ever since he was born. He never he never grew past five foot three. You couldn't meet. You couldn't meet with that job. So now we go over to trees his house. Yeah, it's my idea. And yeah, I love that like Adriana and Gabriella just officially just not part of the show anymore. She's just only calling Melania and Geo down for apple pie. So they're making apple pie. The people who smoke more than a carton a day down for Apple Pie.

Both of these kids have turned into March Simpson sisters faster than I could have imagined. I mean, I imagine maybe later in their life, they would turn into Melissa's sisters, you know, but it's happened so fast that they're like, what do we do with Matt? We make him an Apple pie. We're making an Apple pie. What do I got to use a knife? What am I gonna cut myself with the apple? Boy, give me a fucking break, ma. So yeah, they basically sound like the twins that were on in that one season. So Teresa's just like, she's like, oh daddy just texted me and so Teresa hasn't talked to Joe

Judeis because she's pissed at him because he went on to Wendy Williams and talked about his girlfriend and then she goes you guys because she's pissed at him because he went on to Wendy Williams and talked about his girlfriend and then she goes, not Megan cinnamon, which I legitimately thought that might have been the name of one of his girlfriend. Like either not Meg or Cinnamon or maybe he just has two girls named not Megan Cinnamon. Yeah, dad is dating not Megan Cinnamon. Yeah, I don't like them. So she's mad and she of course stands up for him because that's what she does.

She stands up for her dad. She's like, I don't think he met anything bad by that, Ma. All right. She said, Yeah, but I don't like people in my business did it. You're on a reality show. You're on television.

Yes. But they all are like, their Melania's like, you know, two years ago, I would have been like, man, you're gonna go on a date? What the hell? But now I'm like, please, man, go on a date. You're annoying. I'm gonna be able to find that we have to destroy

the stuff and before you get out of this house. Thank you, man. Thank you. And then the recipe, guess what Teresa says. She goes, what? You know what? I I meant the public eye. All right. So I can't do just whatever I want.

All right, because I can't do that to my daughters after everything that they've been through. I write in the public eye. All right. Not only is she in the public eye, but she actually is a published cookbook author. And then she's bringing a recipe and the recipe says, okay, put the apples in the crust and then she's bringing a recipe and the recipe says, okay, put the apples in the crust and then dot with butter. She's dot with butter. What does that mean? Dot with butter, huh?

Like how do you dot with butter? And do that, dear. And she is like, I don't know. What do I look like, Betty Croca? Well, Betty Croca, is that your dad's girlfriend, huh? No, no. You misunderstood me. This girlfriend is dot the butter.

All right, dot with butter. Dot the butter. You know how there's like Jimmy the neck? Is dot the butter also. Dot with butter. All right. And then at that tree says like, I don't know how to that with butter.

So I'm just gonna rub butter all over it. Like, okay, great. Treat your apple pie like it's a Thanksgiving turkey. It actually will probably be delicious. There's, I don't see how that actually could go wrong, but I just love that she can't, she cannot understand the concept of making little pieces of butter and sprinkle them, sprinkling them on top of her apples.

That has the published book author. Hi, I'm Dott Wabata is Joe here. Hi, I'm Dott with the butter, the butter lobby. Do you use Marjorin? Let me tell you about butter, okay? I'm Dott and I have lots of news for you about butter. So then everybody's on the sidewalk. I'm that Dott with a butter bitch from the street. All right. So everybody's getting ready for this Halloween party. Jackie is getting going to share costume and she's putting like a wig that looks like Jackie from Scooby Doo. And she's like, yeah, if you ever want to pretend to be cool, friends, friends, Jim heaven.

That was funny wasn't it? That's fun. Look how we can laugh at it now. Yeah. And then Jennifer's like, I got a Madonna from the blonde ambition to her question, but the kids are like, who's that? So I said, let's go with someone a bit more current, baby. So I got Jell-O. I have children who don't know who Madonna is. Burn the house now, imagine I say. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Jennifer a wink waiting for tonight. Hey. So then over at Teresa's house, Priscilla's getting her ready and she's pulling up these pink tights because Teresa's gonna be cotton candy. All right. And as she's pulling up her tints and she's like,

oh my God, it's like club webs up here. How does Priscilla sound like she's 30 years younger than Gia and Melania? Jersey is just like nothing really makes sense in Jersey, I think. Like it's where it's like the Twilight Zone time and concepts get turned upside down. Also, I'm a little upset because all season long during the opening credits, we've been seeing Teresa

in her cotton candy costume. And I think you mentioned this in like the second week of the show. Every single week, it's Teresa and she goes, I'm still sweet. And I was like waiting for the proper, I'm still sweet contextual moment of this episode. And it never came. I was waiting. I was like, she's going to say she's still sweet, but she never said it. Yeah, you know, that's why it's rough starting with the end at the beginning.

I think the producers at the end were like, you know what? We want to go a new way with this. So Melissa and Joe are dressing as mermaids and merman. And say, you know, Joe, you know, we got to match together. That's what we always do. So I'm going to be the mermaid and you're going to be the merman. He's like, what? Mermaid. I never heard of no more man. Huh? Huh? He's a gay.

He's some kind of gay guy. I never heard of that. I guess we're just going to ignore King Triton. I guess that's what we're going to do. One of the hottest daddies and all of Disney. I know Joe acting like he doesn't know all the lyrics to the little mermaid. I'm sure. You know all that time he's spending alone in that house. He's like, Idna Rich, Idna Sweet. Wouldn't you think my collections complete? Huh?

When you think on the girl, the girl who got everything am I right? Well, he sits at the looks of the photos of Melissa on splash images and he's like, I just want to be part of the world. He gets in the water and he grows up third lag. He's like, whoa, look at that. Look at that. Under the sea. Under the sea. Everything's better, downwards, what are you? You know what I'm saying? Melissa, hey. Let Pusay, let Pusay, how I love let Pusay, huh?

Okay, all right. So yeah, he's like, I never heard of no more man. And she's like, he's very manly, Joe. He catches mermaids. Really? That's what merman to? No, like literally not. They like coexist. They co- they literally just they co-exists with mermaids. Merman are not predators.

They are not, they are not, they are not old cavemen that are fans in Australia, if I think it's so Joe. So Joe, one show that's what mermaids did, all right? Merman's, all right? They would, they would, they would chase the mermaid and catch it. I'm like, only theorgas could turn Mermaid's and Mermaid into like some assault fantasy, you know? Yeah, and I love that once Melissa frames it like that there's a predatory aspect to what he's like Hey The mermaid a bangs a roll night long. I'm gonna be a mermaid. I'm like are you that sounds like rapie that sounds

I'm like, are you? That sounds like rapy. That sounds like rapy. I'm sure I'm getting that all right. Yeah, I can get it. Rap fantasy, mermaid, rap fantasy. Yeah. Right. No. No. You know what? Who I'm going to be? I'm going to be more tisha. All right. It's just dressed nippy. It's the nippyest. All right. You know what, Joe? I want to get ready in the 100

Dalmatians room. Okay, Joe. You know, no design would make people feel more comfortable than reminding them of Kuala to fill. Joe, I mean, they have Dalmatians wallpaper in this room. They really went all out on this house. Wow. A lot of patterns, a lot of patterns. This is not a house you designed for resale. You know, for anyone who watches HDTV, they're like, you know what, you want wallpaper? Okay, but you know what, we got to think about the resale value, okay? Yeah, and then we see the finished kitchen, which has like super vany countertops, with super vany walls, with super pattern floors, and just like, I'm just surprised there weren't like zebra pattern, you know, curtains, I was just like, I think I

have pattern curtains as well. I mean, this is like a very bold house. I thought that I would, if I crossed my eyes, I was going to see a peace sign. I was like, oh, you know, there's a lot of patterns. It did remind me how much I want to see Kurella though, cannot wait to see Kurella. I love that Disney's making it. What the fuck is Disney doing making a movie about an animal killer? Like, it's an fun boy. Kids come and come watch. Come watch a movie about Cruella, the most horrifying creature in all the world. Okay, also two Emma's in it.

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like Emma Emma I'm a Thompson Emma Stone and Emma Stone. I like Emma Stone. I like Emma Stone. I like Emma Stone I don't love Emma Stone though. I love Emma Stone You know why I love her because I feel like I should hate her But I don't like I really like her like every movie she comes out and I'm like I'm gonna hate this girl Because it just seems like oh my god like that hot popular girl is like doing a lead in the movies. Like, but she's always so great and quirky and just different. I like that she's changed some of the things that she was to and I just loved her in law law land.

I love that she left the musician to go be famous. I thought that was just so romantic. I love the whole choosing your career over true love with the guy who's, you know, only going to sit there and play the same two notes on the piano for the rest of his god damn life. Literally an Irish bag. I like that she looks like a young version of Laura Palmer's mother and Twin B's. I like that. That's whatever that actresses. That's your future. The actress's name is Grace. Yeah, she's great too. Okay, the point is the point is Joe. Uh, Marge is getting ready for a party, right?

So she's basically Lawrence Scott, Larry Scott. His dude, Scott again, he's like, I've done your party. Is that gorgeous? And he just dragged out the all the old things, you know, the wall of schools and all that stuff. He just, he has like a whole large section in his warehouse that he just whips out whenever she needs a party. I was wondering if he was going to recycle the Melissa Gorga blinds that he had for Melissa's

party, where like the blinds would come down. It was Melissa Gorgah. Dolores is back. Dolores is back. Dolores the hummingbird. Dolores is, Dolores is currently looking for that bitch on the street. She was all over. Delores the hummingbird is back and busy out my window. It just sounds like we both moved into the middle of a forest.

The way we talk on this so lately. It's like, there's a listen. There's a hummingbird. There's a spider. Oh my god. Like those little creatures coming into this show every day. Dolores was really, she's gone now, but she was really, look, it's Frank here. Frank, are you here? Where's Frankie? Where's Frankie? You got the neck to Frankie? No.

Okay. All right. I'll get you. You heard a wind chime. It's the little Dolores blow job bell outside. Frank, get the bell, Frankie. Come on. Okay.

So let's see. Melissa and Joe were still talking so now we turn to the Joe do not fight with people today Halloween is my absolutely favorite time of the year Joe I do not want to argue he's like I don't start nothing all right you am Margaret jump on the bat wagon and you set me off which is true you know like they start this whole thing and then Joe gets it now Joe really does take it to the point where he's just being a gross show. And that's which is another word we hear at 90 times today, but he is acting like that. But they do get them all mad. And then he says something and they're like, Joe, how could you? Well, I don't know. I have little sympathy for Joe on the topics from today. So

But it's like Melissa starts all this stuff and then gets all mad at Joe, you know like she started all that stuff about she's been Howdy Durrinda could you imagine to rent a tears. I tell you bitch. You better back in that. I've got a friend named daughter But it's gonna kick your ass I'm gonna back it up. I've kind of friend named Dada Butter that's gonna kick your ass bitch. But she is the one for weeks. She's like, oh, to Loris, are you gonna marry?

Is it gonna give you a ring yet? Oh wow, what a nice room that you don't live in? Cause you don't live here to Loris. It's like she goes on and on and on. But then Joe jumps in on it. And she's like, Joe, you shouldn't say stuff like that. Yeah, she has been throwing March under the bus about this show in this comment for a long time now.

And by a long time, I mean, like an episode. But that's a long time. And then she goes to him and says, March calls you a show venous, and then he gets mad. And she's like, why are you mad at March? Because you started it. Why would you start it? Yeah, why would you throw your friend under the bus like that?

Andrew has been. Well, it's her husband. She takes turns. She throws her husband under the bus to the friends, the friends under the bus to the husband, and then they talk to each other, and everyone else is at fault. How about having a little respect for the people in your life

stop throwing everybody under the bus to each other? How about that? Yeah, exactly. So now people are arriving at the party, and there's Jack and Evan, and it's like, what? Great costumes, by the way. I have to applaud. Everyone who showed up at this party.

They really went above and beyond. And that goes for our little friend, Dave Quinn, who I saw, who I spotted, you know, in his little Wednesday Adams costume, hi, Dave. Oh, me. And sorry, I didn't also mean to totally de-minitize him. I've been like, our little friend, it's our friend, Dave Quinn. And we see all these people friend, it's our friend, Dave Quinn.

And we see all these people, Emily, the Ghost Rider is there, and Bill and Jennifer shows. So Jennifer is J-Lo, and Bill is, hmm, it's Prince. Mmm, that's what it sounds like, when the dogs cry. Mmm, that's a dog cry. Mmm, it was between this and Queen, but I figured that this was less on the nose.

I was thinking about being each and every one of the bangles, but I thought, let's just keep it simple. Talk about a manic Monday, am I right? Talk about internal flame, yes, Bernie. I'm ready to turn up, baby! Talk about internal flame. Yes, Bernie. I'm ready to turn up, baby. I'm just like comes into this party every time they cut to the gen. She's cut to the gen. She's at the bar getting another drink and she's drinking to keep all their rocks. So like, here's what this person's doing. Here's what this person's doing. Jen, give me a drink. Bear that takes a kill on the rocks and spider-town.

Let's turn it up. Bear that. Oh, my God. That sucks. Yeah. I have to say, by the way, it just occurred to me right now. I actually, I think that Jen rocked that Jaila dress very well. I mean, that's not an easy dress to rock.

And she actually rocked it. So props to Jen on that one. You did it, baby. So the world comes in dress like a mummy and she's dragging around an IV So props to Jen on that one. You did it, baby. So Laura comes in dress like a mummy and she's dragging around an IV, which I thought was really funny. We can odd choice there. And Bill sees him and goes, hmm, who's Dolores?

Oh, it's not funny. Dolores even dressed broken. She's broken. Yeah, Dolores, I love Dolores is exceedingly macabre. Gosh, it reminds me of a story of a friend of mine who she was invited to adult Halloween, like an adult Halloween party, but she sort of like lives in a different kind of reality a little bit and she didn't really understand what adult Halloween was. So you know, everyone shows up in like, dressers of Bill.

She, everyone dressed, you know, either like slutty or like pop culture figures, all that kind of stuff. And she said she showed up dressed as an M&M. Like a big circle of M&M with the gloves. All those people with an M&M fetish. Yes. Was she at least a green Eminem? I didn't get that far in the story.

It was make you horny. Green Eminem's the sluttiest of all the Eminem's. Yeah. So Dolores is talking to Marge and she's like, you know, I haven't seen Melissa since the, you know, that other party that stupid lady says Michelle, you know, my problem, I'm going to tell you right now, my problem was the poll. Okay. You know, the other thing with Michelle, you know my problem, I'm gonna tell you right now, my problem was the pull, okay. You know, the other thing with Joe, I know Joe,

like he's a pig, okay, I got it, but you know I'm not offended about that, I'm just like, but I'm offended for you, we can't just give Joe a pass because he's little adorable, Joe Gouacac. Okay, you know, we have to say something even to adorable people, then a lot have to be wine steams to get in trouble in this

home. Okay, keep people getting trouble as well. And Dolores is logic is, you know what, but with Joe, he doesn't discriminate. He speaks like that to his own wife too. That's literally the worst worst defense I've ever heard of cave man behavior. Well, that's fine. So I was like that. I think what she's saying is like, Joe, I know Joe, I'm not mad at him. Melissa's the one going around making this an issue in every single episode. Like it's all changing it to be mad at Joe. And that's what I that's what I see.

It's like everyone's changing it to be Joe is, but Joe doesn't help himself because Joe was acting like a total pig. You know, so it's like, you can't really. Yeah, but I don't think, I mean, I think yes. So Melissa talking behind Dolores is back, uh, her frustration makes total sense over that situation. Joe, but the thing is with Joe is that it's not just that he was being a boor to Dolores and about Dolores. It's that he actually like singled her out in front of an entire party and told everyone at this party that she's a broken woman. People that she doesn't even know.

So she's mad at Melissa for holding a poll in front of people that she doesn't know. But actually Joe Gorgah said that she is damaged goods in front of people that she doesn't even know. And so it's just weird to me. I get the whole thing that she knows Joe. She knows that what he was saying was not coming from maliciousness, but at the same time that was knows Joe, she knows that what he was saying was not coming from maliciousness,

but at the same time, that was kind of a public humiliation. And it was, it's just a little weird to me that she just kind of writes that off. Yeah, that's true. So then Melissa comes in for some kisses and chance to order drinks, which is hilarious. Squeeze that lime, baby.

And then Jackie and Dolores are comparing asses. And Jackie's like, oh my God, I've got such a little ass compared to yours now. Dolores is like, it's like the before and after. Yeah. And just more drinks and like Frank is, Frank's dressed like Joe exotics. We've got a mullet and then Joe Gorkas and the mullet.

By the way, Joe Gorka as a merman, I'm not gonna lie. So hot. So hot. So hot. Like, I'm certainly hot. I don't know why it was so hot. He's so hot. I think he's even got like drawn on abs now. He's doing a full drawn on abs.

Oh my god, I don't even care. So cute. So much of them all over me. I think we're just having that one nipple out, that one, that one peck that was just out and then some abs. It's like a little bit of a ab. I was like, ooh. You know what I'm even liking his beard sculpting, which normally I don't like that,

but I think it's like so cute on him. It looks like a cartoon. You know, like I'm up. I always have or like Homer Simpson. Yeah. It's just has that line. Oh, yeah. Homer Simpson. Yeah. Getting into the simpsons today. I will say, I don't understand why Joe Gorgah looks like he always just went skiing right like his face So I was like really red like you just had like Yeah, it's like he always just like snorts

Royds right before he goes anywhere and his veins are popping out all over his head Whatever it is is working. Oh my he is so hot Wow like the legacy of King Tritonon is alive and well in Joe Gorgah. So, um, so anyway, so there, so Melissa walks up to Jennifer at one point by the bar and Jennifer has, Hey, guess what? So I know you love JLo and that JLo is kind of your thing, but it's time to share, baby, because I'm a fan, too. I'm a fat. I'm listening. Oh my God, girl, you rock it, of course, of course. And you know, Melissa was pissed off. Joe, I'm always J-Lo.

I'm the one that he says J-Lo. And now she's trying to do that. I don't like this girl. OK, and if she throws another fork at me, I'm going to remind her that she is not J-Lo. She is not J-Lo. She throws another fork at me. That was a conversation.

So then Jackie is asking where Teresa is and they're and Dolores because I don't know, but I'll tell you this. She's a sweet mother fucker. Did I get my fake blood on you? Sorry. So, um, yeah, such a Teresa shows up as cotton candy and she did not bring Louis. So, um, yeah, and she's like, no, I'm taking things slow, you know, and, um, I'm a public persona. So then, um, we just seen Marc senior meeting Michelle and she has, oh, I'm not the senior. Oh, I'm known as Marc senior. So, I'm not a public figure. Yeah, I'm a public figure. So Dolores and Frank are talking and Frank make some comment about his smooth ass or something

and Dolores is like shaving between the cheeks. Yeah, it's Dolores is like Frank, he's shaved between the cheek ass cheeks and so he's like yeah Dolores, come on Dolores and then goes yeah I'm better to a sense and I get my face and baby get in there, get in there there get more than nothing the crannies Just like lifting your leg up in the air and like are you a Thomas's English muffin? Like there should just really be one crease not nooks and crannies as then Dolores gets offended This is what pushes Dolores is but because nooks and crannies. And then Dolores gets offended. This is what pushes Dolores's butt because nooks and crannies. I'm sorry. Is this a college party? This is a party at a friend's house, at a friend that doesn't like you drinking chill out, Jen. So suddenly Dolores is treating it like,

this is a black tie or wedding. Dolores, you're dressed in bandages and have blood coming from all from all your nooks and crannies. Yeah. And you were just talking to your ex about shaving his assholes. So, so then, but Jen is just wasted making an ass out of herself shockingly. And so the worst is like, Oh, you know what? I'd love to eat. Have you eaten? Jen said, uh-uh, uh-uh, you know what? Hell no, it didn't eat. Yeah, heaven sass, hall, yeah. Next and cranny is baby. Oh my god. And then she goes up to the buffet.

She gets, these trims are fucking jumbabababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababab So then Jen and Melissa and I get I don't know a bunch of girls are talking and they're like, oh geez And then Jen drops they see Jen drop her plate like what's a drop the pig and the blanket I'm like Jen is racist she's all over the place. It's crazy. Like she's dropping food all over my new patio. Joe Me well Jen looks like she's having the best time of her life I mean Frank is acting like more of a fool, you know, but just that march is just super sensitive to everything that Jen does right now. So then Dolores, then Jen sits down and Dolores

and Dolores goes, I get drunk. Are you like that bitch on the street without the nectar that I'm always going to be like, you got nectar, she doesn't have nectar, you drunk like her, you drunk like her? I'm not judging. Yes, I'm drunk. It's like I'm not judging to be like you got nectar, she doesn't have nectar, you drunk like her, you drunk like her. I'm not judging. Yes I'm drunk. It's like I'm not judging though. All right.

Yeah. So then Marge gives her speech and it's very like anti-gen, which is funny. She's like, I just wanted to say, thank you so much to the most important person in my life who's not an alcoholic at all. His name is Joe. Joe, thank you for all the work you've done, shockingly without drinking too much at a party.

Joe, thank you for the walls you've built, the wallpapers you've put up, and all the alcohol you have in drunk while you're getting food all over my new patio. Okay, drunk process. Joe, I'd also want to say thank you for supporting me and everything that I do and by means supporting me, that you let me walk out the door and then don't get me about it afterwards. Thank you for that, Melissa. I mean, Joe, I also want to say thank you for actually giving me a ring and not a push. That was great too. Who else? Who else? Jack, I don't really have anything for Jackie. So thank you. You know what? Thank you for letting me be the mermaid and you're not coloring on a stomach to try and compete with me in a party. So thank you for that, Joe. I'd like to thank you for not being a showman, this pig in the blanket.

You can get to pick in the blankets on the floor because that's what gent dropped them. By the way, anyone in and when looking for those. Okay. Yeah. Thank you for showing up at the actual party. Okay. And not having, that's where my friends didn't have to beg over and over again for you to show up so we could see who you are. That's a, that's a double whammy for tree and Dolores. Okay. A little bit of everything. Everything.

I don't know what else. Thank you for not spreading your legs at a strip club. That's just for Danielle if she's watching at home. Who else? Who else? Hmm. So they kiss and this romantic and Joe so mad He's like watching from across the room like I can't believe that I can't believe she called me a show for this thing So he's mad and then we cut to Melissa who hates living in the past so much guys

It's only new times for Melissa from now on she's going I'm eating the biggest sugar cookie I can find cuz I'm being revengeful She not only doesn't live in the past, she only uses proper English. So, most people see English, you know, it's English. You know what, I am so ecstatic that you're not revengeful. So then Teresa sits down with Jennifer and Dolores

and Jennifer goes, how fair are you? And Teresa goes, Jennifer and Dolores. And Jennifer goes, how fair are you? And Teresa goes, I'm gotten candy. So then we cut to Joe and Marge. Joe comes up to Marge and he's like, you know what? She's like, how are you Joe? How are you doing Joe? He's like, you know, I'm a showvendistic guy.

Is that what you're saying? I'm showvendistic guy. She goes, you called a broken Joe. He's like, come on, I'm giving my opinion huh huh huh I love that shoving this except Joe you're being shoving this stick just stop I love that he's allowed to give his opinion but Marge is not allowed to have an opinion about his opinion right yeah so we got to the Lauren Theresa and she's like you know what what is everyone asking you where your boyfriend is, Theresa, get used to it. All right. Welcome to my life.

Welcome to my life without as good countertops as I have. All right. Welcome to my life without countertops that can take spill dried pasta all over them. You know what? Everyone's going to want to know about your relationship. Her, her that bitch on the street. They're all going to want to know about it. Okay. And you don't have to say anything,, huh, that bitch on the street, they're all gonna wanna know about it, okay? And you don't have to say anything,

especially not to that bitch on the street who's on the street being a bitch, okay? Yeah, you know what? They're like, where's your thing? And I'm like, I'm a public figure, all right. You know what I'm telling you, do not let them get involved in your relationship. She goes, yeah, I know, even my brother

wants his mouth. So then back to her brother. Marge is like, what she says she's happy. He goes, buddy, she, I know even my brother wants his mouth. So then back to her brother. Marjorie's like, what she says she's happy. He goes, buddy, I know what she's for. All right. Listen, I know what she's for. And I think we all agree. The only thing that makes her happy is a Barbie. All right, a little dolly, right?

Because I know what she's for. So I base everything on what she was, what she liked when she was for. I know what she's for. So I base everything on what she was what she liked when she was for. I know Listen, she's for you know what I'm saying? You know what? Some people think that the only way a woman can be happiness is with a relationship and it's just not true. I mean, look at Melissa. You know, people change. Women don't just belong at home, Joe. All right. You just can't hold someone back and he's like Like just shocked just looking around with his, you know, eyes looking all over the room and his veins are popping out. Yeah, he's like I don't hold it back.

I know I know you love it like a sister. Okay, because I know that you and your sister also had sex and you so I know you understand it. But so, so then yeah, so then Teresa saying that she's like, well, maybe that maybe like Melissa and Joe is broken, you know, maybe there's the broken one there, huh? Which is actually a surprisingly, a stupid observation from Teresa.

Yeah, and then Marge back to Marge. She's like, you know what, things have evolved, Joe. And he goes, I know, I know things have been evolved, all right, I live in 2021, all right. And she's like, Joe, things have changed. She's got to bend a little bit, okay. And then Melissa comes over like, hi, where have you guys been? Cause she sees that they're arguing and she's like, uh oh, yeah, all the shit I've been talking about them to each other, they're now combining, you know. So she's like, what's going on guys? And she's like, uh, she was upset at

called to miss show for this. You know what? And I said evolve a little. That's what's going on. Yeah. And she's like, I don't want to see my friends and my husband fighting with each other. That's the last thing I want to see even though I pitted them against each other for the last two episodes. Yeah. So then we just get a clip of, I think, March, senior talking to a lady, someone's talking to this lady, this random lady at a party. She is, you look so pretty, honey. And she goes, I know, it took me three hours in the beauty

power. Yeah, this random woman. Really? We just crawled out of cafes. Like, finally, I got out. I just wantedled out of cafes. Like finally I got out. I just wanted a chicken salad sandwich. I spent three hours in there. So yeah, so now Melissa is with Teresa and Dolores.

And she's like, so much called Joe a show viness. Can you believe that? And Dolores is like, oh well, but Melissa he was, OK? Anyone normal would feel that way. Even I, who is actually turns out to be a huge joe apologist, even I feel that way. I'm happy my son has a blowjob bell, and even I think he's a show finist, okay?

Like serious. And Melissa is like, so did you just meet Joe yesterday? Of course he's a show finist. I'm like, that's, I don't, what, don't get mad at your husband about having showmanist attitudes towards like a modern, quote unquote modern woman who wants to go out and work. And then when someone says, oh, that was showmanist, but oh, well, yeah, it's just me to me.

Yesterday, of course he is. Yeah, and all really Joe has to say is, hey, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I was fucking with you and I'll stop Sorry, but instead he's like Going crazy and crazier so then Marjus like Joseph sat I called him a showvinist and Bill's like does he not know when he's insulting a woman I mean can you believe my children don't know who Madonna is?

when he's insulting a woman, I mean, can you believe my children don't know who Madonna is? Well, Bill winds up being kind of like the hero on the men's side here. He is like the only one who has like any sort of, any sort of ability to say anything to the guys. They're so shocked. And Margie, I'm very impressed.

All I'm trying to say, Bill, you know, I mean, you know, I'm trying to have this very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, He's been, according to my friends or their neighbors, okay, this is all around. This is all around 10 of life. He spent the entire night banging on that front door. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. Okay, you're like Melissa. Melissa, she didn't even answer the door. Okay, so it was a little salty today.

So the lorissa, back to the lorissa in Melissa's tree. She's like, no, you know what, Melissa, I got it. But I'm more upset about the pole because you know what poles are fucked up. I mean, are they ever even right? I'm more like that was a rumor that Teresa started not that poll to Melissa. Okay, not that poll Those polls I approve of because at least you're working for a living, you know, and Teresa goes Yeah, if someone took the poll about me, I'd be pissed off. I'm a public figure

I'm a public figure. I'm a Melissa. It's like, oh, right. Literally, Teresa goes on to watch what happens live a million times a year. And there's like, who do you believe is has a better hairline, Teresa, or a paper towel? It's like a little every time it's a poll about her. Um, and Melissa thinks that Teresa us through under the bus again. And Melissa's like, you know, I get it, but I'm also guilty of thinking of it. It's a big crutch. Wait, what, what's she saying there?

I don't know. I'm also guilty of thinking. Oh, you see, I'm a little bit, I get it little bit, she think that the Porsche is a bit of a crutch, right? And an excuse. And the Lord's goes, well, that's a dumb thing to think. She's got it. It's not just me. It was Jennifer Jackie. I mean, you know, the pole was not just one person. It sampled the entire neighborhood. Okay. Says Melissa, who just complained about throughout trees that throwing her under the bus. She is bus. She is now like going down the entire cast like they thought this and they thought this and they thought this. Yes. And so she's like and I'm just getting the brunt of it because of Joe. And then

Marge is still talking about Joe. She's like, oh my god. I said, you know what? Get out of the cave. I said, you know what? You're crying into your diary right now, but like using cold to write on a rock and I'm sick of reading your pictures. All right, case man, just stop it. Okay. Are they fighting over there? We've got to do something over there. Someone. Harry, someone asked Jen if she shapes her asshole. That'll just. So then Dolores is still talking and she's you know, you want your independence and he's not even coming close to it. Okay. What if I took a poll? Okay.. Okay, what if I took a poll? Okay, idiot. What if I took a poll? Joe Melissa's marriage is going to stay together. Okay? Huh? All right, because she doesn't get her independence. And I would never have done that to you. I never

would have taken a poll, even though I actually just took a poll. And I actually would like to have the answers to the poll. Because I don't want to raise the hands. Who thinks this marriage can fall apart? Me, me, everyone. I'll look everyone. Everyone's raising the hands more. So. And Marge goes, well, you know what, I told you we need to stop being shabbin' this. That's it. And Melissa's like, but yeah, but I've lived like this forever. And it's just I just can't flip a switch and everything's going to be different. So then over with the guys, Joe goes over, he's like, boys, boys, boys, you can't believe this

shit that's going on. You know, Marge is making a big deal. You got the loris making a big deal and Benino's like yeah, the girls are really bustin his balls and Bill goes well They do have a point, you know, and he's like well what am I supposed to do? It goes to go to listen, you know, you just can't ignore what the person is saying You know, how do you even ignore someone when they say that you're being sensitive to them? I mean, it's like saying, who's Madonna? And then you say, how do you know what Madonna is? And then someone doesn't even respond.

Like, what if you're trying to teach them about Madonna? So, if your wife has ambition, you just need to, you just need to support that and make sure it's blonde ambition. Mm, mm, mm. Listen, some girls love me. You just need to support that and make sure it's blonde ambition Listen some girls love me some girls hate me. I just Want to be Bill you know what I'm saying? So so Joe is just like he's basically he's like I get drunk You're talking too much and he goes listen it all comes down to listening

It comes down to listening. It comes down to listening, using your ears. So when someone's saying something to you, something to you, you listen and Joe's response, eh, shut the fuck up. I'm like, so you're not listening about the advice about how you should be listening. So back to Melissa. She's like, I've been battling this for years.

You can't feel what I'm battling through, you know? I don't need anyone calling my husband to mail Shove and his pig, right? He acts like that, but you don't get to call him like that. I mean, you saw me at the shore. I'm dealing with a lot, okay? And whatever I'm really dealing with, it's probably a lot more, okay?

And Dolores is like, you know what? I'm just worried that what's gonna become of you, too. If this isn't fixed, you know, I mean, listen, someday a man's got to see what he's going to lose or then he's going to lose it. You know what I'm saying? You know, one, one minute, a man doesn't know what he's losing. The next minute he's trying to argue with you about what size wall he's going to put in the house that you now live in that he doesn't get to because he lost it. Do you understand what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. You understand that, you understand that dumb face.

So then Joe comes over, like, eh, what's happening? And Melissa, you need, you need to apologize for what you said to Dolores. He says, oh, you think I meant anything by that, huh? You think I meant anything? Women, huh? Always missing Dupin and things with their work

and they're not staying home in the kitchen, right? I'd go or select no, Joe. No, it's not even about that. And he's like, you know, I know you how long like a sister. And she's like, yeah, but you know what, Joe, do you think because I'm independent that I'm not happy? And he goes, no, I love women are independently choosing which man is going to help them because they helpless. All right. It's your choice. All right. helpless. Alright, it's your choice. Alright. You know what? I'm sick of everyone telling me I'm holding Melissa back. Okay. I've supported everything she's done. Okay. I put a carpet and a boutique. Okay. I put my bottom microphone, put it in the basement. Okay. Like, you know,

all I say is don't deprive me. Okay. Like, don't forget forget like we've got to grow together, okay? with Gorgah so then basically Joe and Melissa walk off right and She goes dude you're not gonna have oh talk with these girls. Oh no, she's telling the girls You're not gonna have a talk about a relationship with these girls, okay? You guys asked me ten times not to talk about Joju dies. I threw some cheese. So do me a favor and do not talk about our marriage because then I have to

deal with that. And you know what? If you're my friend, then you shouldn't judge me. She walks off and doors because that's true. That's going to be a long ride home. Enjoy that argument idiots. So yes, so now Melissa and Joe are going, she's dragging Joe away and she's like, you know what, if me and you were going through something, I don't need everyone else talking about it. Okay, even though I've talked to everyone else about it, now they just are so sick of it, they got away in.

Okay, it annoys me. Yeah, and he's like, well, I was waiting for you to say something, something to stick up for me. And it's like, I say, Plain, you just need to realize how lucky you are. And then they do the whole thing again, you know, year old school, I'm new school. I think I was like, oh my god, fucking hell.

He goes, what? I know a school. If I was old school, you never would have left the house at all. Oh, so he was so kind to give her a little bit of time outside the house, which shows how progressive he is. So then they, they, they, they, Gen, yeah, Gen, Gen, it's, Gena marched it down like Dolores and Treen everything and Gen's like, that's something serious is really going on with them, baby.

Dolores goes, yeah, it's serious. She wants independence. He wants to stay with the way they were. And you know what? I know the end of this play. Okay. Yeah, it's serious. She wants independence. He wants to stay with the way they were and you know what? I know the end of this play. Okay. Yeah, it turns out bad. It turns out bad. You know, there's a good all I got to say is keep your eyes up. But there's a chandelier watch out. Watch out. I'm seeing you into this play. It's gonna be dead chorus girls all over the place at the end of the listen. If you see a tie of floating, watch out. I've seen the end of this. Okay. Watch out

of that cat. All right. I've seen the end of this play. You know what? Only half of them get cast in the musical at the end. Spoiler alert. I've seen this. I've seen this play. You know what? I've seen this play. Okay. And guess what? Guess what? Birdie. I know who he goes with. Okay, I know who we goes with. Let's just say that birdie, they end up saying bye-bye. Okay, that's it. Listen, let me tell you something. Okay, don't feed plants. Okay, don't feed the plant. Let's end the end of this play. So then Melissa is still having their I'm old school. I'm new school. I'm your old school. I'm new school. And so they're fighting and then they just leave. Yeah. And chance like, you know what? If they saying how she's scared in her relationship and, you

know, she's never seen Joe fight so hard against what she wants and she's just never felt this exhausted and she's feeling like giving up. And now we get, now it's like the end of the episode. So we start getting like little like updates. Melissa continues to build her brand great, and she recently launched a new workout line, but her hardest job is still being a wife to Joe Gorgah. Well, so good, right? That's good.

But her hardest job is remaining in a loveless marriage. Yeah. So, you know, basically it's everyone's ending, right? And Margin, Joe show we're happy. They completed a house, and now they're looking for a new project to fight about. Jackie threw a double bar mitz for her boy, for her boys, and they had a pizza party or something.

I'm assuming that's what it says. Yeah, no rumors and not one apology, or not one analogy. Jennifer's still not speaking to her mother, baby, but she is speaking to lots of housekeepers and still can't get one who gets her tone. And we just see Bill go, purple rain, mega rain, maybe. And then to Loris is still enjoying life and she got a thylift. And she's considering which plastic surgery procedure to get next to Laura's and she won't be taking a poll.

Laura's quit while you're ahead. Do not you are so because you are ahead. I mean, you really do look good. You don't look crazy at all. I think all the work she's had done is really good. And I saw on Instagram. She's like, this is my body sculpt. He's a genius. We call him Dott with a butter. And I was like, damn, he does really do a good job. I didn't even know about body sculpting until recently. One of my friends works for one of those places. And she's like, oh no, what we do is we take like they move the fat in your body, like suction it and shit to other parts of your body to make those parts look better. Did you know that that's how that works? I had no idea.

I didn't heard of it. Like the last thing I heard of was cool sculpting. So I don't know. So cool. I mean, I don't know. I've got you're going to shake me weird. I mean, I think I would have to do some work before the sculpt. I don't, I don't really know where we go. Yeah, I don't really know where it is to me, but I think it just sounds fantastic. And you know what? Look at me learning in 2021 what body sculpting is. So I mean, finally, you know, the show is education. And I like that. Here we are talking about show. And as I'm in the two of us are basically lecturing Dolores on how she should treat it. What she should do with her own body. But I would just say that those things. You look gorgeous. That's how we're saying. I feel like I feel like with New Jersey

plastic surgery, you know, if you ever come out looking good, you've dodged a bullet. And so the fact that she keeps going into the firing range, I just I'm very nervous for her. Yeah, speaking of Teresa, did you see Teresa's vacation pictures? Oh, my goodness. She's really gone with the whole card. Actually, and lip thing, her lips are like, dear. They've been heading in the direction for a lot. She looks like she has like a, like a surfboard for lips now, huh?

Yeah. So anyway, is that it? Is that everybody? Oh, and then Teresa calling her boyfriend. Going, huh? He's like, come back to my castle. And she said, well, the update on her is that she's madly in love and that they bought an investment property together. And they have a pantry filled with pineapple juice. And then he goes, so what?

The producer asks, because she's doing a, she's being the Louis on the phone during the confessional. And the producer asks him what his intentions are. And he goes, I'm gonna be there the long haul, okay? I'm gonna be with her until the boobs sag to the floor, which I mean romance. Romance is alive in New Jersey. Isn't it though?

Wow. So there we go. That's the end of Real Housewives in New Jersey. The reunion, I fast forwarded through the commercials because online everybody saying this looks like they fast-write union. I've off time. And I believe it and I just want to give it, I want to give it till then to watch out. I want to spoil myself.

We've also been watching so many reunions that I'm kind of reunioned out. So I kind of want to rebuild my strength because reunions are, for me, they're kind of hard to do because it's just like one hour of straight dialogue and it's a lot of notes. So I just need to like be un-reunioned for a few days and then I'll be ready to dive in next week.

Well, everybody, we will do that next week. We'll be back here with that reunion. Until then, come watch a video on the video place where you watch videos, okay? Crafts want to get it. And also a reminder, Beverly Hills is back next week. So get ready, because we are having full Beverly Hills cover-ups.

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