Watch What Crappens - RHONJ: This Is Why We Can't Have Niece Things

Episode Date: April 22, 2023

Live from Toronto, we're recapping the latest Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13 E11) adventures in Ireland. And it wouldn't be a Jersey ep without Tre and Melissa scrapping about fambily — this time Antonia.Thanks to everyone who showed up tonight in Canada :)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Oh, but people don't really turn around. Kids, what happens when they're so loud and rapids? Hello, Toronto. Hello. Hello, Canada. Love your city. Love. By the way, I know I'm Danny DeVitoing Ben tonight, but...

I've got the high chair tonight. This is literally the shortest table we've ever sat at, and I'm not gonna be muffin topping all over this table tonight. Okay? I will be down here somewhat contained. Um... My son, Ronik Aaron. Okay, I will be down here somewhat. I love it. Contained. Um. My son, Ronnick Aaron. You know, the stereo, first of all,

a stereotype we don't hear about you is how late your asses are. Okay, let's start with that. This is a sold out house in here. Why are there all these seats in the front? These bitches gonna show up later too, like, ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a It's in Bay, socks for the occasion. I'm swan, it's okay. Whoa. When people say that you guys are nice,

it's an understatement. There's a niceness about you. It's true. That's otherworldly. Like, it's a look in your eyes kind of a nice. I have to say it made me nervous a couple of times. I was in the urban outfitters, which why? I could never, I could never, I have to say it made me nervous a couple of times. I was in the urban outfitters, which why? I could never, I could never, I would never.

Okay, but I was in there and that's that kind of story that always tricks the guys because the guys always have to walk up fucking stairs. So anyway, I was like, I can do this. I'm working on myself, so I like went in there. So anyway, the sales guy is passing me and I I smiled at him, because I'm from Texas. I'm not a total monster. Yeah. Yeah.

Anyway, so I smiled at him, and he smiled at me pleasantly. And then right, just pretend this is me, this mic, and then I'm him. He was like, hi. Right in my eyes, right up to my face. Yeah. I didn't know what to do. I literally checked my pockets when he passed. No, it really is true. Like when I was getting off the plane, you know, on our last live show, I told a story of how about in San Francisco, like I tried to cut in front of Ronnie in the plane aisle

and Ronnie was like, do you know how planes work? So, now it was my turn, and I was like, you know, doing that shuffle to get to the aisle, because there was a guy just standing there, and I was like, I gotta get up there, so I jumped up in the aisle,

and he was like, sir. And I was like, oh, that's right, we're in Canada. It's not rude Americans trying to do whatever they want. They're like, no you, no you, no you. No you. Yeah. There was a fire alarm going off today, and I didn't even come out of the hotel

because this is the fire alarm I swear to God. It was like, it was jazzy. I was like, what the fuck was that? And so it just went laid back down. I was like, what is this? And finally boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. What is this? And finally, they nod, and they're like, fire alarm. I said, what the fuck, kind of fire alarm is that?

I want to die in bed. I don't know how Alana is so angry when the fire alarm is just so nice in this country. She's like, fire, I want you to know that there's a fire. That would actually be my favorite fire alarm of all time. I would be out on the curb every single time. That's also my go to a karaoke song. I want you to know.

I want you to know. No, but I just got, you just got put on your carry out. They're like, they're you sure? No, but today I was walking on what I have now learned is Young Street, not Yonji. And there was a Corvette. And my experience is that usually people in like, again, like Americans in Corvettes,

usually awful and terrible. And this one was just like a burly guy in like, again, like Americans in Corvettes, usually awful and terrible. And this one was just like a burly guy in the Corvette blasting Abba. And I was like, this is the nicest country. I love it. I was looking at the window and I was like, what the fuck are those people doing out there? I had to like squint.

It was just people, okay, it's like a cross from this park and people just kept bending over and then standing up. And then like putting things, I was like, are they picking things up? Are those people picking up their dog poop at a dog park? Yeah, who does that? Canada does, okay? America's like, it's really true.

Don't worry, I know that's stressing you out. So, because you guys are all so nice and lovely up here, we thought it was our duty to bring some American trash to you. So, welcome to Watch What Happens, the podcast. We love to talk about on Yeo Brothers. All right, guys, previously underorette Party of the world. Girls, dance, dance, dance. What happened in Ireland stays in Ireland. Hey, baby, they should the law

said that I will never ever repeat. Laura was telling me that Margaret was telling us some rumor that somebody who was with both of them opened the spacts of the car and saw Melissa, and she was making that with another guy. Girls, chill, chill! What happens in Ireland, states in Ireland? I'm like the coolest fucking sister, but then you try to make me look bad. Oh, so we're the worst and you're the best.

We're the worst and you're the best, huh? Yama, that's my brother. Yeah, but you're a sister. But that's my brawn on! Yeah, but your sister. But that's my brawn on! But your sister, and then it was 20 minutes of. It was sister. It was sister. It was sister.

It was sister. It was sister. It was sister. Fucking A, man. So then Jackie, you want to do it, Limerick? Just some Limericks. Their once was a girl with no forehead. Whose anger caused drinks to be poor ed.

She's marrying again since she's out of the pen. What if I said she had to cook in the bathroom? That's not true. What? Hold on, hold on, I got one, I got one, I got one, okay? Okay, much. There once was a girl from Paramus, who was the world's biggest ignoramus.

She was never endorsed, she was almost divorced, and now she's a disheveled drug addict, Rammus. Listen, I've got to try, because here we are in Ireland. Who knows, I could be in Ireland. Irish princess. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. I'll give it a go. Do it. Do it, do it. She walked over the door, let's do it, do it. She walked over the door, let's do it, do it.

There once was a girl in a kitchen. She felt really sad and not bitching. So she walked to the den. Then the living room, again. And then she went back to the kitchen. It's part of the guy. What do you mean, I say, I go, I want to do it, I back to the kitchen. It's part of the go. Well, you just say, I got, well, you just say, I wanna do, I wanna do one, I wanna do one. All right, Teresa's got the floor.

All right. This is gonna be great, I'm sure. All right. Me, once was a girl from Patison, and she met Louis on the street, and she was like, oh my God, I'm gonna like soak you and then like fell in love. No, Teresa, Teresa.

No, Teresa, Teresa. Teresa, Teresa, Teresa stop. It's not a lim nothing like fellin' No, she's a, she's a, she's a, she's a, she's a, she's a, she's a, she's a, she's a, stop, it's not a limmeric, limmeric is, bada, bada, bada, bada, bada, bada, bada, bada, bada, bada, Oh, they're okay, okay, okay, okay. All right, it's gotta be in that rhythm. All right, go ahead, try it again. You can do this, Theresa.

Okay. All right, family, family, family, Moos is a fucking bitch. My fucking brother-in-law, he sure called me. I don't fucking understand what's going on here. But this is not a limerick series, all right? You're just randomly calling people bitches. Okay.

Bada-bada-bada-bada-bada. Bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada. If someone would have called me, yeah, what have done it right? You just had to call me. What happens in Ireland stays in Ireland. Thank you. And see you. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

So... Apologies to Ireland. Really, just all over the place. Yes, just all over the place. Ireland's love when we make fun of everybody else. They do not like when we make fun of them. I'll tell you that. You're telling us people don't swim in Ireland? Oh really? I was like no no. We were just saying that we don't see that in movies that take place in Ireland. We figured you swam. Yeah we had last week we were saying it was a commentary about the film industry and we were

saying that the movies that we see from Ireland, I like to see us rockin' in ocean, that's it, it's always very cold. It's always like people workin' and just out of the factory, and we made a joke last week about, you don't see best buys, and suppose like, now excuse me,

there actually are best buys in Ireland. I'm like, sorry. I didn't even mean to go in on those four Irish people, because that's not what I was going to say. Besides us, literally, for all of America, we apologize to Ireland. They should never have let this trip happen. This is the most embarrassing shit I've ever seen.

They should have known after Orange County just to stop letting us in. Don't tap with them, Arning do ya? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Dear. Oh yeah, at least my daughter talks to me, you dumbass.

What was that whole thing in Ireland? It was. And they tamer like, decked her behind a bus and that we never saw the footage of it. God, that was... Yes, that's right. And that was... Oh, oh, oh!

Ha! Tap it the morning day. Oh, yeah, the cry. I'm shocked. I was like, I forgot what that was for a moment. I was like, okay, I'll go with it. That was also the... That actually was the trip where Vicki Gumbelson was. I think almost arrested for child pornography

because the pictures of her boobs were on someone's phone. Oh my god, wait, who? Isn't that a good one? I forgot this part. Who was the rest of it? It was Vicki Gumbelsen's boobs. Vicki Gumbelsen, and they sent the boobs. Who did they send the boobs to?

The camera. The camera's kids. Either way, the point is, it's a rich history with Ireland and Bravo. It's embarrassing. It's embarrassing. Everywhere they go, they're like, oh yeah, it went from Jersey, fuck this.

You know? This new chick, Daniels, she's that girl at the part. We all have this friend, right? Oh yeah. Girls might out, we all have this friend who's like, oh yeah, I'm here to fucking party. Yeah. You want to back to La Rep party?

I'll show you one more of the fucking bachelor at party. She's ready to throw down. So they're all going out and they're partying. It is actually amazing. I love this whole sequence. They are getting wasted. They're like, they are turning up

and they don't care. All the bullshit is on the side because they are chugging beers, Jennifer Aiden's like, okay baby, I'll do a drink at a my baby. They're wasted and Danielle's contribution is just keep going. It's a fucking bastard or a pie big. So they go to she-hands.

It's five o'clock somewhere. Uh, Danielle and Melissa keep yelling basic things. Like, let's get wasted, let's do shots. So then Rachel is telling us, I'm not a big drinker. I'm not a big drinker. I'm not a big drinker. Well, being around these girls,

like, I have to drink, it's like anxiety. You know what I'm saying? So, meanwhile, across the Atlantic Ocean, you can still hear them, but, Fuda, Fuda, foodo, foodo. I know, hey, yes, girl. They pass by the food atile shop in Ireland.

They're just everywhere, the fucking food atile shop. So Jackie of all people really goes up to the bartender and she's like, can I ask you a question, Barkeep? Do people challenge each other to drinking competitions here in Ireland? And he's like, to Jersey women wear real brands? It's like, no, actually, not even me, and I'm actually rich. So, what we do have competitions, let's do it, ladies. So, they do a trucking competition. Yeah.

It was, I call it the Ben Mandelgur School of Jogging a Beer, where you go like this, and you get credit for trucking the beer, but then you take the glass down, you look like St. Nick out of beer. That's like waterboarding yourself, the way. Because they were using Guinness, which first of all, Guinness, that's some thick, that's a thick, that's a thick sugar right there. And you know, Weight Watchers is a kid,

Janelle with Janelle, has always told me, that's a sandwich in the glass. Don't ever do it. When you're old enough, don't do it. You might as well just drink a subway sandwich. So Jackie, of all people, just shugs the shit out of this beer. And then she's just got like, oh my God. That's...

She's like, that's right, I'm afraid of a fucking beer. But then they all start shugging beers, Jen Fessler, shugs a beer, and she's like, hi, I'm Jen Fessler, and I'm gonna chugging beer. Jen Fester chugs a beer, and she's like, hi, I'm Jen Fester, and I'm gonna chug this beer. And she just like, it just goes down. She's like, reminds me of James Gandalfini, yes. I felt like I could die at any moment.

When I was with James Gandalfini. Just call me Dr. Melfi. So, Dolores is like, it's so refreshing He's got a few in there. Just call me Dr. Melfi. So, Dolores, it's like it's so refreshing to see these bitches get the sticks out of their ass and have one fucking good night together. My god. So they're like party.

They get on the party bussie, Danielle's like, oh yeah party buss, I'm not a fucking party. The buss up your fucking nods. After party! After party! After party! After party! 30 minutes later.

Huh. That's completely asleep on each other. So then they go back to this castle, which they are blessed to be in, okay? This is not some Chuck E. Cheese castle. This is an actual fucking castle, Melissa Gorga, you tacky ass. Okay? I can't stand her sometimes.

She walks into this castle and she's like, ew, goodnight sires and paintings. Go to bed, you trashy ass. I'm sad for the men and the paintings that had to be with you right now. I'm sad for those ghosts that have to haunt you right now. They're like, ooh. They're like, I didn't even bother closing a door tonight in the middle of the night.

It's wasted on her. They're just all old sassy gay ghosts. Did you see that tramp in room 3A? What did you do that thing where you took the candle lava and went across the room? No, not even. Not for her. I'm not talking to that tacky bitch.

Mine's American. I've got gay American ghosts. I came here and hot and got stuck in this castle for eternity. Do not just try to tear down a load bearing wall in a castle. Let me just tell you that right now. You do need a beam. Piss! Poor, poor, poor young gay man, stuck in that. Alright. Poor, poor, poor young gay man. It's stuck in there. You're doing good. You're doing good.

You're doing good. All right. So, Melissa and Marge, Melissa, like, I couldn't sleep last my end Marge is like, what are you worried about? All the people Joe owes money to you? Please help worry. It's going to be fine. It's going to be fine.

Then let Joe back in home depot with some boy. So, Margaret is wearing a t-shirt that says, Indoor-ists, which is so shit-story. I love that the word endorsed could actually be shit-story, but no one on this cast is getting close to any endorsements. Unless it's from the 10-Fly Chamber of Commerce. So, Melissa's like, I'm still so scared shitless of this house. I mean, I had to take all the paintings off the wallops.

If you, I swear to God, lady. If I was in charge of this castle, Airbnb, whatever the fuck it's called. And you put heirloom paintings on that gay ghost, I swear to you, is strangling himself again. He's strangling himself again. He's strangling himself again. Do you know what that bitch did to me? I was doing the thing.

You know, she walked by me, the painting. I did the eyeball thing, left to right, left to right. Classic, right? She took me off the wall. Can you believe that bitch? 500 years, no one ever did that. And now all of a sudden, I'm facing a wall. Who does that to a ghost?

She's like, is this one gay ghost? It just keeps staring at me. And Marge is like, just make out with him in the back of the call. I'll keep it quiet. I'll keep it quiet. Don't worry. Don't worry. So, she's a molissa.

Don't you think this house is creepy? And Marge is like, it has a soul, Melissa. Okay, this is what things with souls are like. Is it creepy because all the roofs and walls fit together properly? It's so creepy not having gaps. She's not used to it, a proper building. This really could use an open kitchen. Yeah, yeah.

The open concept kitchens at the Gorgas are literally open concepts. So Jackie comes in and Jackie's like, Hi, everybody, I'm endorsed. You're such a bitch. You're such a bitch. And, you're such a bitch. And so Martin's like, listen, I just can't pass up an opportunity to stick to Jen, because to treat this, I am endorsed.

Heh. Now, I don't want to judge too hard, because you know, I love my house wise, and I love my march. Look at the fuck, whoo! You want battery commercials? What are you doing? It's called Snick is Creamer. Hello.

Snick is creamer. See, I mean, I'm sure she has a lot of endorsements. I just don't pay attention to what they're endorsed by, do you? I mean, I, yeah, I just copy Snick is creamer. Coolotas and Dunk Adonuts. Do you guys have Dunk Adonuts and up here in Canada? You're better off. You guys have, yeah. Jimmy Hortons.

Jimmy Hortons. Oh, Jimmy. Sorry, I'm friends with him. Jim. Oh, you know, Jim Hortons. Oh, Jim Hortons. You want to drown that baby? Oh, yeah. But, Hans, you want, you want to jelly? You want jelly in your donut?

You want to chow a jelly? I kind of don't want it, you want. Jim Horton. Jim Horton. She puts the whore in Horton. Is that my right? Gagos, Gagos is still going. Gagos is so mad. Gagos is so mad.

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It says just so terrible, lah. They're all kind of cracking up, and Jen sees it, and she says, oh, and doors. Ha! Wow. Wow. And this, we've been waiting the whole season to see when Jen is gonna unleash everything.

And this is what did it, the endorsed shirt. Endore shirt. Yeah. So, yeah, Jen's Margaret's like, don't worry, I'll get you one also. I'll just ask the person who's endorsing me with the endorsed shirts, I'll get one for you. And she's like, okay, I love that.

I just take off my bra and get on some new headlights for your match. So, so that's how she's gonna compete, right? Cause she's like, oh yeah, well my boobs are better. And they're newer. And they're firmer. Okay, your call back to an indoor shirt is that you have newer boobs?

Is that a thing? I would lose every fight on this show. I've got the oldest tits on this show. So, it's too early in the morning for Jen to really figure out what's going on with this t-shirt, so she just turned her attention to the food and she said, hey, Mr. what is this stuff anyways? And the lady's like, hey, Mr. what is this stuff anyways? And the lady's like, oh this is it's called blood pudding and you know as soon as she's had blood pudding, it blew each and every one of their minds because it's blood and it's

pudding but they're looking at a sausage. What do you mean blood pudding? I don't see it. Where's Mr. Cosby. Jack. Talk about endorsement. Jello. And Jen's like, what kind of blood is it?

Animal blood. No, Jen. It's fucking human blood. It's okay. Fucking knitwear. It's tree blood. So the lady's like, it's pig's blood. And Dolores is like, when Paul and I started dating, he explained what this blood pudding

is. I wasn't looking forward to eating it. But here we are. Now I got stacks of blood pudding in the refrigerator. Every day, blood pudding. So then, um, Fessler is like, uh, let me ask you a question, Rachel. How much fun were you last night, hmm? Fooda, fooda.

So Rachel's like, shut the fuck up. I actually had fun with Danielle last night. You know, like when you fell over, you know, Danielle and I were laughing. And Fester's like, okay, I got it. You laughed at my expense. I'm glad I could fall over and make YouTube on. So it's like actually sort of nice for a half second

because the moment that Melissa hears that Rachel and Jen or Danielle are having a nice moment, she's gonna start working to undermine it. Yeah, so Melissa tells Jen, she's like, so is Danielle like good with Rachel now? Because Danielle and Rachel last night seemed fine, but then remember at envy when you guys were calling her

a shitster, so remember Remember, remember that? Remember what? Oh, remember, I'm sorry, babe. No, that's all I had to say. Oh. Remember that? I had the period, but you thought I had a comma. And then we see a clip of that. And Danielle's like,

What did I saw that day? What I saw that day? What I saw that day? What the lack? It was a lack. And so we cut back and she's like, Well, but by her going to the market, that shit's starting. And Marge's like, put it you talking about what's happening?

What's coming on over there? Just tell me what's happening. I can hear you, okay? And so we're am I now? Melissa's like, Melissa's like, Melissa goes, let me just be honest with you. I hate to be that girl who doesn't tell my friends things. The truth is, Danielle called Rachel a rat,

and they're like, oh! Dolores is like, let me tell you something. There's a lot of things you could call us that we don't get offended at in New Jersey. You could call us a cut fitness. You could call us a fucking cut fitness. You could call us blood sausages or blood pudding.

You can call us a motherfucker. I don't care. But you call us a rat. You're dead. You're dead. You're dead. You're dead. You're dead. You're fucking dead. You're fucking dead.

She's like mad at the cameraman now. He's like, I didn't say anything. Yeah, well, I do. You told me that Melissa called somebody else out for calling somebody else out of rat. You're at it. You're at it. You're at it.

You're at it. This camera's gonna run itself from now on. So now Jenna first like, the gay ghost is like, I'm trying to press record, but I just can't. I'm a ghost. This camera's gonna run itself from now on. So now Jennifer's like, The gay ghost is like, I'm trying to press record, but I just can't. I'm a ghost. They are fighting. Get down here.

I can't believe this the day the other ghost slept in. Stupid. This is so hilarious, because Melissa was just a rat. Openly a rat. Openly a rat. Like not even trying to hide being a rat. Little ratty Melissa, you know,

but still she moves that conversation along, right? So Rachel's like, that's what they told you Melissa? Oh, that's what they told you. Wide eyed Rachel, are we shocked? What? So Tim's like, Yeah, well, you know what, when you tell on somebody, that's the thing that's used, it's right, that's it.

So Rachel's like, I'm so off guard because instead of coming to me, like an adult woman, like an adult woman would, to talk to me about something, she's talking about it to other people, which is really weird because adults don't do that. So then Danielle walks in. Come on, Mary, I'm going to go walk and party. walks in. So just like awkward because everyone's like who wants to start, who wants to do this. They're all just sitting there like, this little rat sounds as they eat. So Danielle goes over to the sausage and she's like, hey what is this?

Hey, when they went this is? Rachel goes, put in. Which is great. They can just left it at that, watching Danielle try to figure that out. But where's the top to pull off? But you can't pull when over on Danielle. Danielle's like, ah, not, not ain't. So it nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah's like, we were just talking about you before you came in sorry. And Rachel's like,

We were just wedging you into a conversation that was nothing about you, but I wanted to make people mad at you, sorry. And Rachel's like, why did you call me your wrath? Why? Why did you do that? And Danielle goes, Cut your dead, you're right. There was someone who said, you said something to somebody, you said, you're right, that's it,

that's what I said. And Rachel's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, you fucking dead. And yes, you fucking did, you rat, Rachel. You are a fucking rat, Rachel. Yes, you are, okay. I still like you.

I'm sure you're tired, and you're a spray. I'm sure you're a spray. You're all rat, you're all ratting. We're gonna get to get killed. We can't say that. I did that out. Yeah, we're going to get killed in Jersey. So then Danielle's like, yeah, you added.

And Marga's, listen, I don't think that Rachel did anything that no one else doesn't do. If someone says something about a friend, we repeat it. That's just what we do. So Danielle's like, yeah, but it was a two-sided conversation. We were conversating. Oh my God, I can't with this. It's conversing.

It is conversing. Please stop. Please don't ever think. Please don't normalize conversation. It's about to catch on. It's going to be irreversible. Don't stay in conversation. Please don't.

Please don't. OK, please, please. Well, you know that there is a word called conversate, okay? Because I was reading these fights. These New Jersey fights are just vicious online. You know, someone's like, I think conversate is a word. And I shut the fuck up, you stupid cut-fitting-ists.

Don't ever speak again. By the way, I looked at your profile. Your children are fat and ugly, all right? Yeah. that you're profiled, your children are fat and ugly, all right? Can we calm down over the conversate? I know. It's a word. So, as we do, we just keep saying the wrong word over and over until somebody writes it fucking down.

And that is humanity. I'm so proud of us. Listen, language is always evolving. Yeah. Just watch these shows, and you'll see all sorts of different versions of words you didn't know could exist. So Danielle, see Danielle is all mad that Rachel talked basically behind her back. When all Danielle's been doing all season has been talked behind other people's backs. So it's now, but when she talks about behind people's backs, she always says,

oh, we were talking about everybody. I thought we were having a mom, you know, coffee talk. You know? That's coffee talking. Coffee talking. That's not how coffee talks. That's not coffee talking.

Is that bothering anybody else old enough to know what that means? Yes. Because she's like, you know, she tries to do a voice like, you know, coffee talk. No, coffee talk is like like let's do some coffee talk I What happened downstairs they stopped selling bananas at the supermarket can you believe it? That's coffee talk. Yeah, that's coffee talk

So Danielle just keeps saying coffee talk. And then Teresa, who's kind of started this whole mess in her way with Jen, is like, wow, well Rachel said the same thing, though I'm not already told you said something. And so Rachel's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And she goes, this is why we don't get along. And so Rachel tells us, you call me a rap,

but I think a rap is what Danielle did to Jen in Teresa when she threw them under the bus. So then we don't get along. And Sarajeo tells us, you call me a rap, but I think a rat is what Danielle did to Jen in Theresa when she threw them under the bus. So then we see a clip it. Mamanides, softwa, monides. What is it? My monides. My monides. Softwa, very sexy calendars.

You want to see some mediocre men and they're underwear? We're going to cure cancer with this shit, okay? Support my monodies and buy this calendar. You'll never have sex again, and we'll keep the birthrate down. So, brains nutless bunny picture with hard breasts.

Have you ever wanted to see a greased up man who's had his knee-cups bashed in by the mafia wearing bunny ears? Congratulations. Here's your count. You're in Canso, one kid at a time. So is it because I said kid, just one patient at a time. Well, that's still not good.

Well, I may find out the cat. She said, you're in Canada. Thank you. Thank you. I need to remember that. So we see you flat after Daniel is saying all this stuff about your route, your route. We see a flashback to the scene. And it's Daniel talking to Marge at the softball game saying,

hey, you know what? You know, they told me to keep an eye out that you're a bed of friend and an enemy. So she basically just did to Marge, exactly what Rachel did to Marge, but that time it was Guamphi Tawak for a little different. I know, but the thing that they're doing to Marge at Marge is so offended about

is the thing she literally does in every single scene. He's like, do you hear about Seven Seven? Oh my God, her husband, what do you hear about this? What do you hear? Marge literally goes around like trick or treating with like a basket just taking gossip from every single person. But I think that I'll take that.

I'll take that as well. I'll take that. Yeah, but gossip is different than an arsenal. You know, like gossip is just like, oh, did you see that really ridiculous thing? Louis had a video on the internet today just to see it's ridiculous. I was telling Serena in 10Fly.

That's just gossiping. Or having an arsenal is what Jen Aiden and Theresa do, which is literally going up, and meeting up with girl Laura, that's an Arsenal. That's an Arsenal. Listen, I root for the people with the Arsenal because let me tell you what happens to the side that doesn't have an Arsenal.

They die, okay? It's called history. Read it. Read it. Read it. So, they're finding about who said what, who said what. So Danielle's like, it was a conversation, it was coffee talk. And Martin's like, I'll coffee talk, coffee talk. It's shit talk, it's whether it's shit talk.

You know what, you truck behind my back when I've been nothing but good to you. I came to you, I came to you, I was good to you, I did your fucking logo. Plot twist. Now we have a flashback randomly of Margaret going up to Daniel. I'll be like, by the way, I want you to know. I hope you don't mind. Okay. I did a little logo for you. Just some different fonts. You know what a font is, right? There's a different font. Okay, it's like your letters, no letters.

Oh, letters, all right. So I did your font for you, I hope you don't mind. There you go. I don't know what that is, but thanks for being so sweet and coming. Oh, by the way, another thing is, I started an LLC for you. I hope you don't, yeah.

It's a little limited liability corporation, you know? So I just started up, I found some papers. Okay, I also, oh, by the way, I renamed your company, I hope you don't mind. Oh, yeah, yeah. So like, no up, I filed some papers. Okay, I also, oh, by the way, I renamed your company. I hope you don't mind. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so like, no problem, right? Okay.

What the call now? Vineyard Vines. I've been South Crank. So we see a clip when Danielle is getting glam. It's like this big fight. And Marge, we see Marge saying, I wanted to show you this bougie kid's logo. Okay, I'm sorry, just to red that whole thing again.

So there's 19 pages of notes on this. Yeah. Stupid fucking show, I'm just telling you. That's a lot. When I get confused, that's why I can write faster than I can read. I'll tell you that. So Marga's like, the only behavior she's witnessed

is me being kind to her. And Danielle wants to judge me, because Demand Dumbled said, watch her back. Watch her back, really? Well, I think you're a professional shit talker is what she was. And Danielle's like, but you're talking to me when it should be a, it should have been a conversation.

No, no, no. I didn't. Senator Lorris is like, well, anyone led Dan Yelts speak for crying. Let her have her say. I'm like, what does she have to say? She said, coffee talk 10 million times. She's like, I'm only saying what people tell me to say.

That's it. People tell me I'm repeating the stuff. What's wrong with that? Margot is like, oh really? So I have an arsenal. I have an arsenal of my friends. And she's like, I think you know things about people. And then we get the flashback again of Jennifer being like,

OK, I don't want to tell you anything. This is too high about to tell. But if you must know, Margaret knows a secret about Melissa. Melissa was in a car on the car drove off a cliff and killed 45 people. They know it all. And Margaret buried them all, but not before getting all their dying secrets.

And now she's blackmailing you to tie your town. How I'll never tell another soul. I'm Danielle's face. She's just like, oh. Oh. It's the Matrix. Danielle's saying the Matrix, but it's like a sad version of the Matrix,

but there's just one green letter coming down. The brother-in-law refuses to like send all the other letters. She can't even do bullet time. The bullets just get to her and then like turn around and go back. So basically what you're saying to me, I'm plotting and missing that because you heard it a few times. She goes, that novel I said at all, I said I do believe that you got people.

Do I believe that you got people that tell you information? Yeah, I do. You just said, everything you say has been told to you by other people. I know with that not affecting Arsenal. So you're using at least Marge is holding her arsenal by her side and waiting until the right moment. You're just coming down ignorant about blood pudding,

just splurt in your arsenal all over the place. I mean, if you're gonna start the being this fight, at least know about the blood pudding, am I right? So then Jennifer is like, Well Margaret, you do have somewhat of a reputation. I mean, you sat there and you talked about Louis all last year. That's her way of like pressing the Teresa button.

Teresa is like, yeah. Teresa here is Louis. She's like, Louis. Louis. Louis, Louis, Louis. She's like, it's like the Terminator thing now. Louis, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink,. What happened, what loo-ly, what happened, what Jennifer? I wish I had a third item, but there were only two items, which sort of undermines my arsenal theory, but whatever.

And Jen's like, God forbid somebody in the script stands up for me, Teresa. God forbid. I know, Jen. That's my favorite part that thing that Jen does. Like literally, one, give her a shred, and she'll do the God forbid, what am I mean, Jen of fading? Just be alone on top of a mountain top,

looking down at a mall all alone with a daughter who wants to be a love therapist. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So they're like, you came in her last year, she's like, I didn't come in fucking shit. And then I was like, well, you made her upset. She's, oh, OK, so with the smoke, this fire, that what you're saying.

So all the shit we heard last year was didn't turn out to be true at all about Louis. Was that smoke? Was that fire? What was that? Fire or smoke? Fire or smoke? Was it fire?

Somebody tell me. What's a fire or smoke? I like when Marce is losing, is smoke, was it fire? Somebody tell me, was it fire smoke? I like when Marcia's lose is it, you know? And that logic problem was way too elevated for this group. They're like, what, wait, there was smoke and there was fire? What are you trying to say? I was like, Margaret, don't even bother with this one. I know, she's like, so, where this smoke just fire? Is that what you're saying?

And Daniel's like, nah. Nah. Nah. I don't even know what that means. I talk about the kitchen with the blood, just fire, is that what you're saying? And Daniel's like, uh, nah. No. I don't even know what that means. I'm talking about the kitchen with the blood pot putting her. So Mark is like, that's character assassination. It is not. And she's like, well, she knows through my experience.

She knows through Teresa's experience. It's through that feeling. That's what she believes. She believes. If she knows your experience and to Teresa's experience, that's because that's an arsenal of experiences she knows about. So marght, so it's like, from now on pissed. And Daniel's like, hey, yeah, but, you know what?

Do I treat you any different still? LAUGHTER But you've spoken behind my back. We're just talking. Yeah, back. It was just talking. Yeah, well, they were just talking about your sister-in-law situation, and you lost your shit. So which way you want to do this. There we go. Thank you. Thank you. So, Jay. I think Marge should just keep saying,

so has your sister-in-law? Oh, she. Well, it looks like next week she will be. So, this is so funny. I just got a comment on my Instagram that says, LOL tell my sister she's a dumb bitch. It's from your brother. New follower. Great. Good.

I'm going to his wedding. So... Commissions. Here comes one right now. Hi, I'm Michael Patrick King, host of the official Max Companion Podcast. And just like that, the writers room. on right now. Listen to it just like that, the right is room on Max or wherever you get your podcasts. So Danielle's just going on. She's like, well they want to spend the biggest narrative about me that I'm the one who talked to shit with Margaret's, the one who's the biggest shit talker.

So she wants it to flake when she does it. I can't, the fucking show. I can't with this show. I mean, my brain is mush. Okay. So Dolores, thank God. It's like, let's put this to bed for fuck's sake. The same thing's been said 50 times,

we've ruined another Irish meal. All that blood pudding ruined. All right, we're going shop. We're going shop and get ready everybody. So everybody gets ready, but they do like this classy music now, which is really funny, watching Melissa put on her eye makeup to violins. I don't know why, but I watched it three times.

Yeah. Delores, this is literally the only time in your life. This is gonna happen. Enjoy it. Delores is like, all right everyone, let's go and make new memories, not new fights. So here, time for a new memory. Join me.

We're going to walk to the castle kitchen, to the castle living room, back to the castle kitchen. It's a new type of kitchen in living room. So Dolores is the first one ready, and Danielle comes down, and Dolores is like, all right, so did you get the poison out today? And Danielle's like, how would I know a joke will get jerked off? Will you ask him me for? I didn't open the back of any cars. Look.

And Dolores is like the fighting poison, OK? You've really watched too many episodes of this show before coming on. It's glaringly obvious. So they get into the van to go down and back into Dublin to go shopping and everything. And there's like talking about last night, and Margaret again is being like,

what happens in Ireland, stays in Ireland? Am I right? She's just that person. She's literally everywhere they walk in to. She's like, what happens in Ireland, stays in Ireland? All right. I like that because that was like March sort of doing an Irish accent too.

She's like, let me try it out. Poe what happens in Ireland, states in Ireland. Are you in that too? Oh, are you in that too? So, um. So they're talking about this hot Irish guy that was at the bar last night and March is like Melissa you should have danced with him. It would have been hilarious and Melissa is like, I don't know, I don't think Joe would

have gone for that. They cut to Danielle rolling her eyes because she's like, slot, you know. Um, Melissa is like, yeah, I don't think Joe would go for that. He'd be like, what are you doing? You dirty whore. He's fucking dirty whore. And she's laughing and everyone else is like, so then Jennifer Fessler gets some more back.

A lot of backstory in Ireland from Jennifer Fessler. So she's like, well, I don't think that Jeff Fessler would get jealous because we once separated because he cheated once. You know that little fucker cheated? That little fucking Jeff Fessler. You know what? And I always tell him, thank God you're mostly girls.

Sorry to the guys, I'm not thank God that they're all girls, but to my girlfriends, I always say, don't bother switching to ugly people because you think that we're gonna be nicer to you, okay? Okay. Homely people are more fucked up in the end. They have a Jeff Fessler sees anybody that gives his ass attention.

He's unzipping his pants and he's gonna go for it. There is nothing like the confidence of a mediocre homely man, and we all know us. Yeah. And the worst part, the worst part is when Jennifer Fessler caught Jeff Fessler and is mistress wearing lightning bolt necklaces. Yeah.

Yeah. How terrible. Boom. Jeff Fessler was at the ab, it's a 1 a.m. But I like it because Fessler, you know, I know people are like, didn't Fessler's boring, what's she even doing? I think she's really funny. I think mostly because of the way she talks and like her eyes.

Like, she's got this weird thing about her. But I also like that that's her revenge on Jeff Fesler that she was like, I thought Tony's soprano, how do you think of that? Hmm. Take that, Jeff Fesler. Take that with your seven-year-age. I had seven-year-bad back after that. When, man.

It was worth every stumble. She's like, yeah, we know we got into separate relationships, but I missed him when Tony Soprano was banging me on the table of brajuel. I yelled out Jeff Fessler. It was strange. So she's like, yeah, she was dating but then she was lying to her boyfriend.

I was lying to my boyfriend. But you know what I was doing? I was saying I was lying to my boyfriend. But you know what I was doing? I was saying I was going to mediation, but I wasn't going to mediation. I was going to Chili's for just. Hmm. Well, one time I saw Uncle Silvio, but that's a different story.

Your secret rendezvous is the Chili's. You're like, I know. You don't have to go out of town, you just can't go to Rails. I know. Yeah. Well, anyway, I love a Fessler interlude on a Sprinter van. This is where all the good stuff comes out for her.

So she's just happy. They're back together. They've been together for 23 years, and you know. She's so funny. So Dolores Gus, well, it's interesting hearing everyone's story because I talk to people who ask how I got through it. You know what, I had a three year old and he's telling me he's not cheating on me.

I can still smell the girl. He was just with. And Danielle's like, wow. And this idioty falco, can you believe it? What a world. So stupid. So Rachel's like, guys, do you feel the infidelity is the deal breaker? And every single one of them goes, nah, nah, nah, nah.

Call me a rat, that's a deal, breaka. That's so fucking kills me. It's a delurus. I'm Sirisa of all people, guys. The man is, it is not. Do you remember the phone call in the vineyard? Talk to his girlfriend on camera and call you his bitch wife.

But not rat bitch wife. So Dolores is like, you know what, I actually said, Frank, can you be faithful because then we can stay married and I'll drop this. We'll never talk about it again. And he said, no, I can't. And there was a lot of slobber on my face when he said it. So I wiped it off. And I said, you know what, it's for the best,

because you know what, my kids could have had a mom who would have stood by the window, checking the text going to the phone, waiting for him to come back. Instead, they had a mom who stood by the window and just stood by a window. I was standing there and I would say, kids, this cloud's out there. Not declaring, declaring, we're good.

Go outside, go out. So the Laura says, like, 24 years I've been divorced. And Trega says, I'm in divorce, too. Like, we know. Fucking Teresa. Her new book. So, Fessas like, oh, that must have been gut-wrenching Teresa, right?

How gut-wrenching was that Teresa? Mm-hmm. And... She does do that, right? Yeah. So Teresa's like, Well, I don't know if you guys know, but we was having legal problems.

Oh, I did not know that. And I went to jail, and that was devastating for Joel, my kids, and so on. I come home, and then three months later, Joel goes to jail, and then five months later, then that, my mother got sick, and once she was passed, I was done with Joe. I was done with him.

I have so much resentment for him. But then, I was like, I'm gonna wait until I see him. Do you guys remember that episode? Yeah. Oh, my God. She's like, I fought for him, but then, when I went to Italy, and I sat on that twin bed with him, and I looked into his strange new face.

I don't like him at all. So it's like you're going back to talk to your husband to make sure that you're gonna be with him and you realize he's become like the spokesperson at Bucky's. Like just that little. It's like, he's like, hey, you want to fuck away, huh? Who you want? You want to bend over?

You want to just fucking lay there. I'll do it however you want, right? It was like when I finally sold my Toyota Camry and I brought it to Car Max and I sort of like gave it one last look and I was like, it's time. And I went on to a Subaru. So Louis is a Subaru. Sorry, Avakia now, I'm in the queue. I can't believe you just did that

because you've made so many Subaru people feel like loved. I know, you just shit on all the Subaru people at the same time. Well, but you know a lot of things happened though, because like, I think I got, like, I went to jail and then like, my daughter's the grew up and so I had to get a kea. Mm.

So then, Trees says like, Oh, but now a great, Louis loves Joel and Joel loves Louis and they're like, great with each other. How's that conversation going? Who's borrowing money from who? I know. Hey, Joe, were you interested in investing in a pizza oven?

Oh, oh. By the way, this is the one I have to bring it up. I'm sorry, this didn't happen on this episode. This is great. But this week, I think we all saw it on... I did not see this until Ronnie showed me backstage and my life is very fulfilled right now. So whoever this is that Louis was with before,

the one who released a video last year where he's naked on a beach with all those guys, he's like, I love you. You come back to me. Okay, so there... Come on, say it. Tell how you feel, bro. I just want you. I just want you to know. You'll go back to me.

Say it hard. Come on, say it, bro. Come on. Say it harder. I'm ready to do the war. I'm ready to do the war. I'm ready. I'm ready to do the war. As opposed to, of course, the lesson about forgiveness, which was like... I'm ready to do the war. I'm ready. I'm ready to do the war. As opposed to, of course, the lesson about forgiveness, which was like, so this one is better,

because this woman, whoever this lady is, I think it's a lady who ran across the country in a wedding dress to talk about how psycho-lui was in people magazine. Kim D. I mean, this show... LAUGHTER So, she released another video. I think it's her that released this, right?

So it's an old video, and it's a Louie. It's another video in his car, and he's like... LAUGHTER With a man bun. Yeah, his hair is all pulled back. He's not all lifted orin or bow talks yet, so he looks weird, and he's doing that same thing

like where a dog smells something like kind of far away, or it's like. But he's crying, and he's like, I mean, I just got, I just got that building right there of thinking about miracles, and I just got to have that building right there. I was thinking about miracles. And I just came out of that building that says,

Rulala. And people don't get it. They don't get that it's a joke, right? Because my name is, it's wireless, right? You did not invent Rulala, sir? So then he keeps going, he's like, and I got like such a miracle with you. I got like such a miracle with you.

I'm like so blessed with you. Like most guys, most guys like me, they woke up the day and there was like, I lost 500 million dollars, but, not me, because I got you, you were a miracle. I mean, it just keeps going. What the fuck is this guy talking about? $500 million, but, my me, because I got you, you're a miracle. I mean, it just keeps going.

What the fuck is this guy talking about? That guy's dangerous. I, but so is Teresa. So, you know what? It's like a fork and a light socket. Like, we know you shouldn't do it, but it's always gonna make sparks, you know? Listen, let those kids live.

I was a fan of the TV show starting over, and I think they should reboot it and put Louis right in it. You know what I'm saying? For the three people who remember that show, we'll talk afterwards. So Rachel is a very quick study on the show because while they were talking about divorce

and all this stuff, Rachel turns to Teresa and says, Teresa, are your kids in Melissa's kids close? This is when all of America does the Gen Fest their eyes. Oh. So Teresa is like, she does that thing where she sticks her hands out like Spider-Man as if like, that's gonna make this better. She goes, well, they were.

They were. But then Antonio didn't come. You know, the sweetest 16, it's like she's trying to get the spider web out, but it won't come out. Of course. Teresa couldn't be sped. She'd like get to the top of the Empire State building

and then just like fall. Like it wouldn't, like, start. It's cute for keep forgetting that I'm innocent. So Melissa's like, oh, I guess we're gonna blame Antonio for something right now. Is that what's happening on this bus? And she's like, it's my blame, I'm just saying. You know, that was a sweet thing, there was a thing and she didn't come.

Don't say her name, if you're gonna say something negative. Yeah, but Melania was heard it that she didn't go to a sweet 16, not right? And then Melania was like, I celebrated her sweet 16, like when she celebrated my sweet 16, then she grew long, eh? She had a cheer competition that she wasn't able to miss

because she already missed one. And if you miss one, you're off the cheer team. Oh yeah, listen, your daughter was done with a competition, and I told, I told Melania, she could have made it one for one hour. The competition was in Norway, okay? Okay. And then Melissa does the one-uping mom thing where she's like,

that was in Norway, and listen, it's the same as when Gabriella has a soccer tournament, and she couldn't make it to Gino's first communion. I was like, oh, fuck, fuck, say. I mean, I love that. Because if you're gonna start trying to pull the sweet 16 cards, she had the communion card ready to go. I was like, yes! I love it.

First communion's different. That kid doesn't know shit, okay? Those kids aren't even smart to pick the dollars up off the floor. Okay? So he's 16 and a different. They know less at 16. Didn't. Some lady said they're not strippers. Yeah, but in a lot of family things.

We're in Canada. We're in Canada. We're in Canada. Is this an American thing? So like at weddings is not, well, I mean, obviously, I'm never getting married, but like certain Lebanese weddings that I would go to, the couple would dance, and we'd literally withdraw money in their head. Like, people would go to the bank to get cash first.

I would always get quarters, because I wanted to help bitches, you know? Oh, yeah. Pelt my cousins and hurt them with the money. And then the saddest thing happens, because then it's like this romantic dancer was like, what's that romantic? And everybody's sitty, their grandmother gets out of their chair

and makes their way. And everyone's like having to push their sitty out of the way to get the money to the couple. Because everyone's grandmother's trying to steal that shit. So that's what I mean these days. That's a story. It's a story, a history. So that's what I mean these days. That's a burglary. It's a storied history of just throwing things when you're a kid.

Like, I'm at any other fellow members of the tribe here. I know we're Toronto. I feel like, yeah, growing up going at like synagogue, there's always like a moment. I once went to my cousins, Bob Mitsba. I think here in Toronto, I actually have cousins here in Toronto. And, yeah, they're not here tonight. But I wanted to go to a Bob Mitzvah up here in Toronto.

And I was like, at a certain point, like my cousin stopped, did like red the Torah, and then all of a sudden she ducked. And I was like, what happened? And everyone started throwing hard candy at her. It's my nice. I'm amazing. It's vicious. Congrats on your happiness. We're gonna make you fucking miserable today. You're gonna love every second of it. But as far as

this kid's thing, stop going to everybody's kid's things. It's creepy. You look like a stalker. Okay, this is what I told my nieces. I love you. I'm gonna be living in the same town as you now. I'm not coming to your shit. And in return, you don't have to come to my shit, okay? And they're like, okay! And that's it! I got a one thing a year, and that's it. And no one's gonna hold that shit against me. I'll tell you that right now.

That's right. Sharing these kids have so much to do. But my niece is in cheer. You can't just miss a competition. But what I think Melissa missed up on here is that she said she already missed one and she can't miss another. Oh, really?

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possibly doing coconut bathroom. What's I- I do think it's a little further. Jackie doesn't mention that part later when she went- Yeah, oh, really? I did the same thing last year and I was crucified. So basically, they're, they're going back and forth at it. You know, then Teresa's like, I never said that.

I will know when you talk to Antonio about it. I know, I talked to Melania about it. I always say, your uncle Joe doesn't love you. It was all the lie. And yeah, and Melissa, she cheats on him all the time. Just talk to Antonio. And Teresa's like, I was hurting it. I was like, wow.

Well, I would never say that Antonio's disrespectful. Like my brother called Geo disrespectful. Oh for fuck sake now I can't call children disrespectful. I don't know about Antonio But Gia is fucking disrespectful. Yes, and she's an adult and on top on on top everything else when we see the flashback Joe says, ah you're gonna disrespect me, which is very different than saying, you are disrespectful. Thank you very much. Coit is closed.

Coit's closed. They're just both ridiculous, like no one cares. You hate each other, just accept it. Okay, it's okay. Roll around in it, make it a fun hate for us. Yeah. Just make little digs at each other and keep it moving, ladies.

So, now they're fighting about respect, right? And so then, Teresa's like, well, I just want the kids to stay close. And Melissa's like, oh, yeah? Well, then that's why you should ask me to be in your wedding, so you could set an example, but you're not helping anything by not asking me to be in your wedding. Oh, Melissa.

Listen, I'm more on Melissa's side with these fights, That's gonna be the being your wedding. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. So Dolores is basically like oh my god. They're still going at it I just want to stop when can we get the Dublin already for crying out loud Also, can we be honest nobody fucking wants to be in Teresa's wedding? I mean of all the weddings are paying in the asterion and you all know it even your own was a pain in the asterion You know it was nobody wants to be in those especially Teresa's. Oh my God, could you imagine those calls every day? Mm-hmm. Where my flower, where my loin, am I kinging? So, Sunda, they're walking around.

I've not even hurt my head, I'm very sorry, especially the husband. So, now they're walking around Dublin going shopping. And this is where Jackie is like, well, Teresa certainly had a reaction to that. I mean, considering that she was foaming from the mouth when I just brought up G of fame, possibly doing Coke in the bathroom. That's part of an analogy. But seriously, and then they show a flashback,

my favorite thing, Teresa going like, she brought up my daughter, she's a fucking cop famous. Cop famous, cop famous, cop fitness, cop fitness. So they split up so they can all gossip about each other as they do on these shopping trips. And Teresa goes with the one group and they show a big golden pineapple, which of course, Teresa's like,

Oh my God. Now makes my vagina taste go fallowing. How much is that? They also, it was so Jersey, they went to a place where they're the most deranged coffee cup Kozy I've ever seen in my life. I really encourage all of you guys to go back and find the shot of this thing. It was like a bug-eyed rooster crocheted thing and I was like, I think they put this out because they knew Jersey women were coming.

Because it's not even just a cozy for the coffee where it's just like holding the coffee, and then you can drink it. It covers the top of the coffee, too. It's the weirdest fucking thing. So she's asking how much this golden pineapple is, and they're like, it's 80 euros, and she's, 80 euros, could you say that in English? LAUGHTER

That was... That literally happened, and there was literally like, it wasn't even like a... It's because midway, dude, that's... That's just machine was like, wait, wait, what am I saying to? So Melissa and Marjorie got spying. Melissa's like, I think Joe would kill me if I came home with diamonds from Ireland.

So what the fuck is the way, what's with the way you're talking about Ireland? Everything you say about Ireland is like at some gross place. Like Ireland would be worse, diamonds than a strip mall in Jersey. Get the fuck over yourself, Melissa. I was gonna say, I thought that Joe would be thrilled

that she came back with diamonds from Ireland, but that was when I thought she was talking about a stripper. So, Martin's like, you know what? We have to treat each other. Dun and dun. That's like rolling up his sleeves. I'm like, guys, I'm really in the... Listen, I'm drinking this Canadian botega blonde,

so it's like I'm in the zone. So, Marge was like, we've got to treat ourselves after this morning. I mean, those girls are coming at me, saying, but they hurt these things about you, and I believe on the other hand, and I'm getting a little lower. You know what? I gave you a chance.

Fuck off. Fuck off. So then Danielle, meanwhile, elsewhere in this boutique area, she's like, you know, it's borderlines iconic the way she was acting today. I mean, it comes across as someone who's guilty now that I'm sitting here thinking about it. You know what I'm saying?

You know, like what you told me about Melissa Jen, and Margaret's coming at me in the back of the head. I'm like, girl, you don't even know. You don't even know what I know. I'm like, girl, you don't even know. You don't even know what I know. I'm like, what do you know, Daniel? Just about anything. Also, and who told you? Jent did.

Marge didn't. Jent is the one spreading this terrible information. I fucking love Daniel. Can I just have a moment and say? Yeah, this is a great addition. Great addition. I am so glad that they started doing, they must have started doing intelligence tests

or something before like, I just made sure to get the dumbest ass that they could. The dumbest. I mean, this girl is so dumb. And I've never thought, wow, they're trying to replace Teresa and it could work until now. Never in my life. On really one of the dumbest, historically dumbest franches,

this had the twins. This is this show that had the twins. And Danielle, maybe the dumbest one they've ever cast. God bless. The twins who's mother Santa. She had one of them had a mother named Santa. That fucked one of their husbands, right? Bring them back, by the way.

Doesn't that sound like a good plot? Just for a check-in. We didn't appreciate what we had. That was amazing. Okay, so, Dan was like, yeah, now she's acting like someone who's guilty, and I'm thinking of the things you told me, and I'm thinking she is guilty,

and it's in the back of my head now, like girl. Girl, it's almost the back of my head now, like, girl, girl. Girl, it's almost a relief, you know? And Jen's like, tap, oh, when Laura was telling me other things, I would like, oh my God, why would Margaret even have told you that? Can't wait to tell everybody to stoke you.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. So, so fast, Laura Jen fell so checking it on Theresa, and Theresa is saying how she just really wants the kids to stay close and Dolores doesn't want Melissa to think that Teresa was saying something negative about Antonia and Teresa is like, but that's why you guys should all help. That's why you guys should all help. Because when it's not Teresa's fault that she said or alluded to something dickish, it's

everyone else's fault that they didn, or alluded to something dickish, it's everyone else's fault that they didn't actually clarify what Teresa was saying. Just so you all know how that all works. So then they just keep going back and forth about that. We go back to Jen and Danielle and Jen's like, Rachel, get to the shit starter. It's not about her.

Obviously there's a lot of resentment in anger because Teresa would die to say, I know who you are. I know who you are, but she's always holding a tongue. When she says she's trying to protect them, that's what she means. She's trying to protect the world from knowing that Melissa might have made out with somebody

in the back of the car one time. A real American hero. Yes. Teresa really trying to protect her from getting out by shooting a scene where she facetimes Jen and is like, oh, yeah. Remember when we saw Laura? Wink, wink, wink.

Not gonna sing anything. And then to Melissa being a trauma queen, being like, oh my God, and now she's trying to drag my poor children into this first attempt, Tonya. And now she's gonna say, baby, Geno, or whatever the fuck his name is. Joey. Joey the A.N.

It's gonna stop saying bad shit. And she's like, you know what? I shouldn't know when she looked her cousins in the eye and said, and it cuts to Teresa talking to Rosie and Kathy. Oh, surprise. Wikilei, Camille. And I forgot that Rosie's like resting face is like, I'm seriously being interviewed

after a lifetime achievement award for playing golf. Yeah. Like, that's it. She's like, Seriously being interviewed after a lifetime achievement award for playing golf. Like, that's it. She's like... R... Rosie is like the... I feel like she just slowly on a path to become a Chris Christie at some point. But like the good version of Chris Christie.

It's what Chris Christie should be. I'm just happy that people in Canada know who Chris Christie is. Just testing the waters. That's a trip to mens warehouse away from happening. It is. So Teresa's like, you know what you guys, since there's a lot of time, oil Teresa's like, you know what, you guys instances a lot of time while I want to like cut out cancers.

Do they like, well, congratulations. Are you going to school for that? No, you. You're the cancer. I wish they just cut back to Rosie at the reunion, where Rosie was back stage. She wasn't even on camera, and you just hear, what the fuck is that?

What is she? What the fuck is that? Okay, I want to... What is that? What is that? So now they're like gathering for lunch and everything. Melissa and Margaret are walking towards the... They're walking towards the dining area.

And Melissa's like, is this Goblin City, or is that Dublin Goblin, is Dublin Goblin, I was like, first of all, is that Batman? Is that Batman? Is that Goblin City? It's Goblin City technically is labyrinth actually. Oh, yeah. Technically.

She had to go to Goblin City, but yes, you're also messing up Gotham City, and there's just too many levels of idiocy happening right here. I just got finished saying how Danielle's the dumbest one on the guest. There's just too much pride and stupidity on this show, you know? So Dolores is like, oh wait a minute, hold on. Paul's texting me. I hear you're in a restaurant and the phone over to the waiter so I can order for you, that's a man's job.

Okay. Got it. So John's like, oh my God, this is such a good couple, Dolores. I think your couple name should be Paul and Lores. No, I got a better one. Your couple name is Delores Paul. And, uh, fast as like, what's your couple name, Jan? What are you in Bill?

I'm sorry. We're barely there. Yeah. So then Jen's saying, Well, hopefully next year, we'll be celebrating your wedding, Delores. Delores, Paul, I should say. And Melissa's like, oh, yeah,

I think he'll be on a knee soon. And Delores goes, aw, Melissa Guga. Delores is like, I mean, am I dreaming about it? Mm. Am I dreaming of a castle and a wedding? Mm. I'm not betting on my life on it, but it would be nice. I think of it every time I stand there and stare out the window. Ha ha ha ha. So some Margaret's like when Melissa says they're like,

oh, well, like he should be down on one knee. Margaret's like, he should. He's got to get locked and loaded. Oh my God, hold on. I just got a text from Laura. Margaret wants, Margaret wants to shoot people. Locked and loaded. Did you hear about that?

So they're in Ireland, okay? They're at a very Irish place, and they order pizzas. Love this, so. You gotta love this, so. So they're asking her about it to ring, and she's like, oh, I'm not gonna worry about it. You never know what I'm gonna could fuckin' fool apart. But the kids say, ma, you should be happy.

You know, the kids, they live with my house. I live with Paul now. You know what? We came back from vacation. And he said, you know what? You took three loads of blood pudding. Don't go. You're for me.

Stay here. Yeah. So they moved in, which is great. And there's not even a motorcycle in the living room, which I think is an improvement Yeah, you know and you know Dolores doesn't want anything big But Paul wants a whole big four-day wedding event so we can look forward to that. Oh, yeah You know who else that's so going

Not for a big Everyone in Ireland is like oh my god. Yeah, so the third signal is again. Third signal. Oh, God. Get back to the factory. So, yeah, so Melissa's rolling her eyes and just saying, like, wow, like, you know, she's been on this rollercoaster with Teresa

for two decades, and this is our life. And we'll end up with you. I don't have anything to prove to her, anyone else at this table. I am done with Teresa Except on your podcast which centers about talking about only Teresa you fucking liar so All episode long we were waiting for the the obligatory like the ladies are in a foreign country So this is what the guys are up to.

And we didn't see it this episode, but actually, we're very lucky. Bravo did send us the scene that was cut from the show. Yeah. So, God, so here's what happened. So here's the recap of the... Berry! Berry!

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You want a wheelchair? Something to sit down in? Yeah, I'm a papillotini. All right. Foo-da, fooo-da, fooo-da, fooo-da. Mmm, sorry, I'm late, everyone. I got re-rended. Don't want to get into details, but my back will be hurting for quite a while.

So then back at the castle, Melissa calls Joe and of course tells him exactly what happened like a journalist what, just kidding. She makes herself a huge victim. She's like, Rachel asked if our kids were close, and she's like, no, because Antonio didn't come to Melania sweet 16, you know what? And I said, don't bring my kids in the negative light and she said, I'm not putting the next generation

through this, your kids are whore. She called my kid a whore, your kids are whore and and she said, I'm not putting the next generation through this, she kids a whore. She called my kid a whore. Your kids a whore on the drug addict, Joe. And Joe's like, huh? She's, what? She's the fucking hypocrite that girl. Why? Did you tell her?

You tell her that the cheer of me was in Botswana, huh? Huh? So, some of us is like bringing my kids into it to me. As a mom, that's an all-time low. And at this point, I feel so far gone from her, Joe. And for the first time ever, it ran through my hot body, and I'm like, I'm not sure we even belong at the wedding.

Oh, yeah. You know what a goal is, right? Right, she's trying to push us out. She's trying to push us out so that then, we're the bad guys, if we don't go to the wedding, that's what she's doing, right? You know what, I have one sister, and this is sad. This is sad that she's doing that to me.

She's literally invited you to everything this season and you haven't gone to, okay? You don't have much of a leg to stand on normally on normal days But especially the day sir. Hey, he's got scaffolding though so So that was time to go downstairs to go to to go to dinner. So Margaret So that was time to go downstairs, to go to dinner. So Margaret, there you go. Roddy is reclining. Roddy's getting the Joe Gorg up position.

That goes really far back. So they're getting ready. Jen Fessler's showing off her tata's tonight. It's a Margaret's, oh my god, you look stunning. You're like, this is the best you've ever looked. This is the best. We get some Margaret hugs. You know, I haven't talked about this season,

but I love the Margaret hug where she sort of like latches on to the shoulders like this. Here, rotate. She goes like this. Mm. What? What? She like pats both shoulders.

Like, it's like, what? What? It's my favorite one she does that. Sorry if everyone lives in a home, you're very confused. Oh. So, Teresa's trying to take a sexy picture of a fast-ler descent her husband and stuff. And food is like, so did you guys have big boobs

before you got your boobs done? Were they already big? And you just did them or did you get big boobs when you got your boobs done? And Melissa's like, I had zero boobs and Danielle goes, I had tubular boobs. I'm fast, I was like, me too, it's a thing. It's like...

I'm telling you, Danielle. Tony Soprano said he likes boobs the way he likes his pasta tubular. Damn, Danielle goes. Danielle goes. It looks like an eyeball popping out of the socket. It looks like a tomb sock with a golf ball in it. You ever see Peewee's big adventure when large mods screams at him from the truck? Those were my boobs.

So they're going to, they're going to, they go by the way, they're going to this like adorable teeny tiny little town. And Dolores is like, guys, we're going to a small town. It's so untouched, which is one of the things you'll love about it. It's like me when I was with David, completely untouched. Oh!

Oh! That's David's fault, because the Loris is one of the sexiest people on Bravo. I literally had to lean up against a wall with a Suzuki logo on my chest to get any front-day vote. So now I know you guys are waiting for more of this. I know you are. It's a fight between who's a rat. Okay, so. And it starts in the way that all these fights start. Hey, you want to use my bathroom?

Oh, yeah, why would I use your bathroom when I'm a rat? Huh? Why would I do that? Huh? So I come on, listen, I called you a rat because you was a rat. That's what I call a spade of spade. That thing. And Rachel's like, that's not being a rat sweet. That's having your friends back. Well, you kind of look like a left turn there and she's that.

Tsss. You're being influenced by the shit other people tell you. Not because of what I told you. Tsss. Yeah. Yeah, soundtrack. But because you've not made your own decision about Margaret, you're letting other people influence how you feel.

Tsss. Oh yeah, but you're wrong. You're wrong. I'm like, I'll put it this way. And she literally said that this morning that she was judging you based on what people were saying. That's what she was saying this morning. She was saying this morning. I was like, first of all, close your eyes a little bit.

Just a little bit, because you're making me nervous. She's just always like, it's like she's at the doctor trying to read the e, you know? The doctor's like, don't squint so instead. She's like, so, so Danielle's like, I did not say I was judging you. And Rachel's like, you said it this morning. And most of the guys, guys,

they're people trying to have a candlelit dinner over here. They're trying to have their Korean fried chicken and bon mi over here, guys. I have the Irish chefs that the restaurant are just cracking up. They're like, what is this nonsense? This shit's hilarious. And Danielle's like, I did not dare you what's on with you, based on what other people say. I was like, this is screaming. So Melissa's like, guys, you know,

it's romantic, let's stop this please. And Danielle's like, I wasn't just in you on that. I was just in you on what I think. Based on what other people told you the thing. And I was like, yeah. And so Danielle goes, I have a brain. It's not functioning at the moment, but so Jen's like, Margaret, do you really care about her?

Who can't, baby? So Margaret's like, I think, you know what? Let me put some cilantro in my teeth right now because I'm very upset. I think it's offensive because I was nothing but nice to her. Oh yeah, well everybody in the world's not going to always say, think you're a saint. Well, that's fine.

I don't need everyone to think I'm a saint. But I don't think I'm saying everything you two are making me out to be like, okay? Oh yeah, well I'm not everything you make me out to be either. But the difference is I don't speak about you, Jennifer. Uh-huh. You called me a drug addict. Okay, you know what?

By the way, that was very harsh. Accurate, but harsh. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna walk it back. I'm gonna walk it back. I do apologize. It was harsh. Thank you.

My children had to go to school. Hat's I'd been caught in drug addict. My daughter quit Paddy LaPone camp. My daughter, who once wanted to be an actress, then she wanted to be a left therapist. Nash said she wants to be a drug dealer. She said she could help her mama. She wants to be a drug dealer. She says she could help her mama. Yeah. She wants to be a drug dealer and a closet organizer.

So she's like, all right, you know what? It was vicious. It was vicious. I'm sorry. I was pissed off. I apologize for that. And look, I'm going to give you the two bullhorn fingers to prove that I'm sorry.

I'm very sorry. And Dolores is like, all right, can we bury that? How many times has Dolores said that? I know. I feel like Dolores has said that a million. Just walking out on our lawn like, oh god. Frank, can we bury that? I feel like it probably happens. There's a common, probably a common saying in certain parts of Jersey. Can we bury that? Can we bury that? So, Margaret, so, Margaret, listen. I can tell you a line of mouth says, like, how do you?

Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something about my family. Pay attention, police. So Margaret's like, you know, I can hit behind the belt, which is part of the Macbeth collection I'd like to add. And things come out of my mouth, I don't know who's mean, but I'm not gonna fight to the death of her.

You know, I kind of apologize and mean it, but the truth is, she is disheveled. I mean, look at her, those things. She's like, yes. So, John's like, That's why you keep saying you're embarrassed. You're embarrassed for what you did to me last year. She's like, I'm not embarrassed. And you are, you are. And that's why you keep saying you're embarrassed. You're embarrassed for what you did to me last year. I'm not embarrassed.

You are. That's why you keep saying, oh, we made it up. And that's disingenuous. Do you see that you're duplicitous? Do you? And then choose. You're duplicitous. You're like is to this, but with two units.

Well, do you even know what that means? Jen goes, Well, how about Buggable Wolf? Buggable Wolf, you know what Buggable Wolf means? Oh, yeah. No, I don't know what Buggable Wolf means. What the hell is that? Is that going to be on an SAT course?

Like, do blister this would be? Well, you're a Buggable Wolf. That's what's up. Bugs-a-wolf. Ha-ha-ha. Everyone's like, uh... No one gets it. Melissa's like, it sounds like a booger on a wolf.

Is that that Destiny's child song? Ha-ha-ha. No, it's a medieval poem about Bugga Wolf and Grendel. And Melissa's like, okay, I'm gonna look it up right now. Bugga Wolf, it's a very ugly person. And Marge is like, oh yeah, yeah, I'm just horrible. I'm just hideous on tie. And then they look up the urban dictionary. Here's what it actually says a bug a wolf ugly

nasty thought-ass bitch The fact that Jen is going through urban dictionary to find something to call Margaret is hilarious Yo, look at this bugger wolf in the club. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha She probably heard Buggah Wolf in like February 2021. I was like, I'm gonna wait for the right moment, baby. It's gonna be so good when I say Buggah Wolf. So they're all basically just looking at Jen like, nah. Dude, that was bad. Buggah Wolf. That was bad.

That was bad housewives, you know? Yeah. And so, Marge is like, she wants to be nasty. And she's like, I'm not nasty. You're a Buggah Wolf. She's like, I've been landed the second time. She wants to be nasty. She's like, I'm not nasty. You're a booker wolf. Oh, she's a booker wolf. She's like, I've been landed the second time. She won't stop it.

I'm gonna land it. So Fassar just fanning her boobs and Dolores like, OK, everyone, all right, these poor people are scandalized. They just got out of work at the factory, OK? Well, so we're just gonna go out now, OK? We're gonna go out and have a good time before something in here gets broken But but happens in Ireland states and Ireland and that's it

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