Watch What Crappens - RHONJ Tre-House of Horrors

Episode Date: March 24, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New Jersey do a team building exercise at a treetop adventure park, and Tre blows her top cuz she's sick of everyone talkin' bout her man! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Detroit, Columbus, Cleveland Denver and San Francisco or catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dalls! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to watch what crap ends at free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chaz and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Well, hello, and welcome to Watch Where Crap is! The podcast for all that crap we just love to talk about on Yo Bros. I'm Ronnie, as usual, here with the sweet, talented, the tiny, wasted, beautifully-fasted Ben Mantelker.

Hello, Ben. Hi, Ronnie, how are you? Good, how's it going, babe? It's going really, really well. In honor of Margaret Joseph's, I've decided to experiment with my iced coffee today. I decided to use chocolate milk in my iced coffee because I figured why not?

That seems like it would work. Guess what? It's not the best. Okay. It doesn't work seems like it would work. Guess what? It's not the best, okay? It doesn't work. It doesn't work. Doesn't work. I'm someone who knows, yeah, from firsthand,

and I've tried it many times, because it's something that you think of later too. You're like, well, maybe, but it should have worked. I'm gonna do that again. It doesn't work. Why doesn't it, doesn't make it too watery? Like the milk to watery? I'm not really sure, but it does not taste like chocolate coffee milk.

No, if anything, it became like more bitter. I don't know, it like reacts in a strange way. It doesn't hit the right tones. You know, I think Maj is onto something. She uses Snickers cream creamer or cream mate or coffee mate, I should say, and that seems to be the way to go, okay? Yes.

And I believe she carries it around in her purse, which is just so large. The most impressive part, Yeah. So everybody, we are going back on the road next week, just a few weeks left. So hope you're coming. Okay. We're going to be going to Denver on March 31st to play the summit theater. And then it's off to San Francisco on April 7th to play at the independent. And then the very next week, we're going to Detroit Columbus and Cleveland. And then we're going to finish this all out, starting April 19th with the three day Texas extravaganza in Austin, Houston and Dallas. So go get your tickets, find ticket links over at watchwoodcraftens.com and for tour merch go to

crappensmerch.com. That's where we sell all our, you know, tour shirts. And a door to and they have all the cities on the back. And yeah, we're selling lots of different stuff. Mugs, thermoses, like it's glamour shop. Yeah, it's wonderful. Great stuff. All sorts of stuff. So go over there and check it out today. We're very lucky to be here because it's real housewives of New Jersey day. It certainly is big, big fun times in New Jersey.

It's the episode where tree has to go up into a tree. It's like we finally are here at this point in New Jersey's timeline that tree has to face trees. Yeah, there we go. We're not happy about it. She's not happy at all today, period. Which makes for great TV, you know? And I love that they have trees

this big anger moment in a place that you can't really flip anything. Like what are you gonna uproot the tree? Sorry. Yeah. Okay. You're going to have to use your words. Maybe she could find a nice log, a nice log. She can sort of like roll down a down a slope or something sort of a flipping motion there. So the episode opens up with, we start at a Jen Aiden's house and her kids are all playing like a board game. There's like a bunch of them are gathered around this game and then Olivia chimed Zinnikas.

How much wood does it wood chuck chuck if it would chuck a chuck wood? And Gabrielle is like a lot. She's no, they can't chuck wood. Woodchucks can't actually chuck wood at all. Their name's a lie. So perfect. My little Olivia. So then Jen is, you know, she has these peaceful kids making woodchuck jokes.

Meanwhile, Jen is like, I'm very nervous. I'm so nervous. She's doing like this Jen nervous scene, which is really funny because you know, usually I don't find acting so bad on this show, but this was she's like beating her face with her makeup beater, whatever you call those, like very nervously. And then they cut to her leg shaking. She's just so scared to meet Margaret Joseph's yeah she's she's like a quivering leaf right now and Bill calls and he's like hi I just want you to know I'm gonna be late don't keep dinner for me and she's like I'm going to see

Margaret I told her I want to be there, because I just said what a fight like this anymore. I ride team eternal. My nerves are shy. I need her acknowledge what she did to me. I needed her on her part. Which is very housewise, right? It's like cut between Jen saying she better acknowledge what she did to me.

And then Margaret in her snake-skinned wallpapered, getting ready room, room saying you know, but she'd have acknowledged that she did to me. Yeah Yeah, cuz she's doing it. She's doing a face in the mirror also and she's like you know what she called me Joe And I want to work it out with her cuz you know, I don't want to hurt her okay She has to reflect on herself and realize that I've you know I like she has to realize listen. I've done crappy've, you know, I like, she has to realize, listen, I've done crappy things to people and take, I've got, she's got to take responsibility for her part as well, okay?

Joe, where's his C-phone shirt? It's ridiculous already. It's been two episodes you haven't even worn it. I have never seen a stick skin wall paper be more fitting than in Marge's room, not necessarily because she's a snake, just because she changes all the time. You know, so she just sheds out of her entire body and has a new one in every episode. Like how does she do that? Okay, I know it's called surgery, but my question is how, not how does she get so much surgery, but how does she heal so well? I mean, she looks totally

different today. Oh, I was just melting yesterday, everyone. Look at my skin over there. It's not how, Aver, she's just brushed against the wall while she was going for a robe. Hey, Malini, I left my skin downstairs, you can just put in the trash, thanks so much. So, Jen is leaving the house, it's like, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't,

they're both gonna leave for this big meeting. And as she leaves, we see that she's got a bag that says To kill the men, we do it! I knew you were gonna point that out because I saw it too and I was like, Ronnie is, I was like, I was like, this is, this is something for Ronnie. Like, Jen who does not want to take, I love it. It's just she wears a bag of her excuses. She literally has a bag of excuses. Yeah, nothing.

I just wish she'd check it with her because nothing says, I'm owning it like that bag. So Jen has dressed very carefully today. She's not wearing her victim's wrenchy. Instead, she is wearing like an innocent person's sundress but she still wants to be taken seriously. So it has a collar.

A collar's on dress. I didn't even notice that. I know it's the bag, but not the collar's on dress. I didn't even know that it was possible. I think it's a sundress. It's like a light flowy dress, but it's in the color of office blue, you know, office shirt blue. It's in that color and it's got like a little collar on it.

Oh, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, yes. So they arrived. They both meet at this coffee shop and Margaret orders a black coffee. At first I was like, oh my God, Margaret's just getting a black coffee. This is so strange.

But then a few beats later, she pulls out that, that Snickers coffee mate and then and and marges it up, which really is what inspired my my experimentation today and failure. Well, you know, Marge, I, people say things with what they're ordering with you, you know, it's like when you sit down with someone for drinks and they're like, just water, I'll just be a minute, kind of like that. So, Marge just ordering black coffee and not ordering iced coffee. I mean, Marcia won't even drink her favorite beverage around you. This could be drama.

It's good to be very dramatic scene. She doesn't even trust you around her iced coffee. That's right. So Jennifer's like, so I want to tell you, Mr. Oh, I guess I should say, Mrs. That, you know, like, uh, was that what you felt like, that I felt like what you did was expose the secret that as my husband not being a couple, we just wanna protect our children from it, baby.

Like the truth about one juxtapose. But, you know what, I swear to that. I never thought, I never dealt with this much. I didn't wanna face it. Hey, you kept saying I didn't hurt you You did hurt me. Yeah hurt me Well, you know, I'm not saying that I didn't hurt you. I'm not saying that. I didn't say that I was hurting you Okay, she's like I'm her. I'm devastated baby

Listen Jennifer just listen and she's like hold on. I'm trying cry here hold on let me give me a minute give me a minute My you gotta understand hold on let me just get some tears out for fuck sake. Give me a minute My stop trying to talk and she's like all right, you know what just take them. I think I see what I think I see it here There's something shiny in your eyes. It's a cut. It's about to come baby. All right, keep trying I believe in you You can do this, Jen. You can do it. It's like it kicks me in the gut, baby. You're like an angry woodchuck who threw something up. I mean, they can't even throw things, baby. Did you know that about woodchuck's? For fuck's sake, child's birth takes less time than you coming up with a tear. Alright, I don't have all day for you to cry. Listen, I feel bad that you devastated and that's a fact, you know,

and you know what would satisfy you? Snickers. Snickers satisfies you. It's like a hug. It's like a liquid hug. And don't you dare say that you prefer three musketeers because we are no snickers is superior. Okay. So Margaret's like, listen, I don't want to. Marge kick me in the back. You want me to do it again. You may have my help with the tears. Okay, so Margaret's like listen, I don't want to get kicked in the back. You want me to do it again? You might help with the tears.

Listen, I don't want to hurt you like this. Okay, I can't imagine what was like going through that by yourself. I mean, that's horrible that you didn't feel that you couldn't even tell your parents. He assists, I mean, if I thought that you'd buried this and never spoke about it in your family Do you think that would ever fucking said that don't answer that question? Okay, cuz I know what your answer is I thought that you would go and just like blow this off and be like Ha ha ha. I thought you were gonna be like yeah, well, no, it's so what like I said to my mother who cares What anyone else thinks that's just what I thought Jennifer So I tried to not get

I tried She's like, I'm trying to not get I tried. What's the disheart is you're trying for tears because that is very, very hard. You know, I can see you working. You're still working on that, huh? She's like, No. I was like, No.

Do you feel satisfied by Bill and by satisfied, like the snickers coffee made that I'm pouring into my cup right now? And she's like, well, you know, it's just hard because Bill's not saying nothing. He's just so embarrassed, baby. He doesn't feel comfortable. I don't feel comfortable talking to him because I just feel so bad about it, baby. She's like, yeah, I mean, I feel like I was cool for 10 years. Now, I'm the saddened. I want to talk about it. What if we do go to therapy? And then at a side, I don't want accepted. Then what then what if it just brings us to the realization Shouldn't be the gatham on and she's like up. Please you're going to therapy give me a break

You're kidding me. Of course you can work through it. I mean you've stayed with him for this long All right, you pop furniture from China together. All right That's a couple right there that is the couple you are not gonna let this stupid shit break out and by stupid shit, I mean the stuff that I brought up on a party on national television. You are not gonna let this stupid shit break up a marriage. Give me a fucking break, Jack. You're not gonna let this rumor that could potentially traumatize all of your children

for the rest of their lives to break up your marriage. This is stupid shit, okay? And Angelic, I just think about it a lot because it's so as me trying for him. And now he has to try for me, baby. He's got to step up to the plate, baby. So like last, you know, I was like that nine. I'm fine with everybody.

My husband just goes behind the bush. How many of that bothers me more than the infidelity? But you could have also been behind the bush trying to say, I really don't know. We haven't talked about it. We just don't talk about bushes in my family. So, the toughest time of marriage being with the first few years

because we're getting to know each other. He's the criticisement. And every time he criticizes me, I just thought to have to be better and better, make him happy, say them what he did. And I was like, what are you doing? I tried to do everything and this is the things that I can get, fama. do? And I tried to do everything, and this is the things that I get, baby.

Yeah, this is pretty crazy because she's like, this is this controlling guy who I had to do every little thing right or I heard from. It's like, you didn't clean this right. You didn't do that right. So I think I'm doing everything perfect. And then he cheats, and it's like, well, so because I didn't do everything perfect,

but I did do everything. I mean, it's just fucked up. It's a fucked up dynamic. Yeah. And so Margaret is like, she's trying to sort of like, I think that Margaret's mind she knows like this marriage is sort of fucked up, but she's trying to make it better. She's like, listen, he's still a great father.

Okay, he knows most of your children's names. He's a great person. You know, he can drive a car fast out of a driveway. Like, he's a great person. So you know what can drive a car fast out of a driveway like he's a great person So you know what this is just all like fucked up. Yeah, and she's like listen I was the same age as you when I left jam but unlike you my marriage wasn't cooked like you and built I mean look at you guys, all right listen you go into some shit. She's like, I need all the friends I can get And she's like don't even worry about it.

And she goes, but for real, she goes, okay, for real, for real. So Marge tells us that she does actually feel badly because she didn't know it was gonna be this huge of a deal. And she's like, you know, I feel responsible. And so now I'm gonna try and make this girl feel better, right? So of course, what is this tormenting? Jen can never just take a win, you know, because it's a Jen. So she can't take a like, wow Jen,

you're actually the person people are rooting for this season. And you've made up with Margaret. Nope, here she goes! So Marj is taking responsibility going, listen, it wasn't my intention. So Jen's like, okay, you know what listen? You didn't do this to me. He just sprouted out. He shouldn't have fucking done it and I take responsibility Okay, I know that I hit below the belt. I'm a judgements. Oh my god. You're actually crying and I hit below the belt this tears Waitress come over here bring her an extra coffee cup. I want to save these all right. They're gonna taste

Delicious with some nuts and nougat. Alright. In liquid form, okay? And she's like, she's basically like, you know, forgive me if my judgments, if I had my judgments and I was shady, and I did it all to you guys, and I'm just gonna be more conscious of my comebacks for the next 45 minutes of so before I go back to the where I was, okay I learned I learned a lot. So this is where she can't take a win she's like you know I'd like your help with Melissa I mean because of

the march you've said things about hypocrisy but there's hypocrisy and I hope whip not just for me I mean Jackie's mad at me for a room I didn't even start it's like oh my god now you're gonna try and pull it to all of this shit. Jim, taking responsibility means taking responsibility. Not like, okay, now help me yell at these other bitches. Exactly, and so Margaret's like, well, you know, the thing is, Jenny, you have a digging. She's just, no, there was no digging. That was not, I'm sure I had a shovel.

Sure, there was a pile of sand. Sure, I made a hole, but it wasn't digging, baby. It was just curiosity. What's into the sand the human sand So Marcus you used to be mad at Teresa for bringing it up in the first place and Mara just like well, but Teresa wasn't the one calling Vand was she and Jin goes how do you know? Mara goes what I mean Marker goes, what? I mean, she was like, well, were you asking people on behalf of Teresa? I'm not going to answer that, baby. I can't talk, mister. Well, I have a feeling that she was hearing. You probably were asking Red Ford Teresa.

I was like, no, I take full responsibility for what I did. Full responsibility, I mean, maybe if someone put me up for it, maybe that could have happened, but I gotta take control of my own actions that I did on behalf of someone else who may have been Theresa, but I can't respond to that publicly at this moment. And so Marja asks if she is taught to Teresa about Louis, like all the stuff that's come out about Louis. And she's like, no, because she doesn't want to talk about it because she feels it felt because she's famous. And that's why it's all happening to Paul. Louis. No. This is all happening to Louis because Louis did a lot of really rancid shit to women. Like what do you think it's fucking it happened because of Louis?

Yeah. I mean, exactly. And Marja goes, I Mark goes I mean like I mean she is so happy But like what about the allegations of abuse and she goes you think there's allegations out there She's like I just like I don't think there's allegations that are allegations you idiot look at your phone right now You stupid stupid person so then They start talking about this whole thing about like how Margaret also mentions the fact that Tiki was grilling Louis at a guy's night after dinner too, which of course was totally not allowed. Right. And Jen's like,

well, I mean, look, if I see red flags, I'll say something. I'm just like, what are red flags? What are those exactly? She's like, well, if he was ever short with her in front of us, if if he was ever short with her in front of us, if you ever lost his temper with her in front of us, if you ever hit behind the bush while it's while I've needed him to put somebody in the face, in front of her. She feels like, well, she's like, I mean, what, like, like, what about, I'm gonna like leave right now if you don't stop talking, it's no easy to flash back of Louis being

like, hey, two Two years one mouth listen more And Mark was like what about that like wasn't like that was pretty assertive right and she's like yeah I was a little serious baby, but my husband's not saying a word. This guy wants to talk. It's not crazy, baby Yeah, it's like so who's got it worse me with the man who doesn't want to talk or this guy who does want to talk? Jam is not It's not the same thing You can't compare the two things. It's like well at least he wants hey, maybe he's emotionally abusive, but at least he wants to talk

So then Basically Mark was like like you got the better end of the deal. I'll tell you that much Okay, and I just want everyone to be good and like I'm like I want to be good with you And I want everything to be like good with us, you got the better end of the deal. I'll tell you that they had much. Okay, and I just want everyone to be good. And like, I want to be good with you and I want everything to be like good with us, you know? And so they actually, it's actually, believe it or not, was actually a very good conversation. I do feel like they connected, at least temporarily, because this does happen.

And then Jennifer goes to the other girls and usually is just like, was everyone under the bus. And it's always like, I just mean friends right now. And then she destroys them. But it was a good conversation. It was. And it was a rare conversation for these shows. They were both crying.

March was holding her hand and supporting her through the, like I'm gutted because of my marriage. All that was just really nice. It was actually really lovely to see on TV on this channel. Which by the way, I noticed for the first time, I don't know if they just added this or what, but for the first time I noticed the guy at the very beginning going, and now for a Bravo original series, The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Oh, really? With someone else trying to claim The Real Housewives franchise. I love it. You never know.

Bravo. Original series only from Bravo made by Bravo for Bravo Bravo. So now we go over to the Marigold boutique New Jersey home of a thousand boutiques and Dolores walks in there with Frank and Frank says, Hey, this looks like a nice place to work. You know, Marigold boutique is lovely. Ha, man. Dol, where are you? Dol, Dol.

Frank, I'm literally standing right beside you. We're in the Marigold boutique. Come on, Frank. So they start looking for comfortable things for her mom, like, you know, stuff to wear in the hospital and stuff. And Frank's like, Oh, he should get that one for yourself, too. Do or you get a girlfriend? Do have a girlfriend.

Like Frank, I'm dressing more sexy these days. If you had notice, I haven't wanted non-crop tops since I got my stomach done quite over there. I really appreciate you. You're not getting as much saliva on my navel. Thank you. So basically, her mom, Dolores's mom has been in the hospital for like a week and her surgery did go well. And Frank is just saying that, like, you know, like that basically, she just has to get through this and then she's going to be so much better. And Dolores is talking about how her mom just needs to improve her lifestyle and, you know, change her diet, change her lifestyle, or and you know, it's change her diet

Change her lifestyle or you know exercise more because the first thing she does when she wakes up She has carrot cake. I mean at least it's not a cookie. Well, this is a carrot cake cookie So she's like, you know what's amazing David has been with my mother every day Frank is like, yeah, that's an amazing man Daddy is is so good. Now I'm gonna write some sleep with David. All right, we gotta show me some sleep with David. All right. A Tuesday, one that we mean David can both fit in. All right. I would like individual toe cut off.

All right. Is he doing crop tops also? I just need to know what side shirt I should get him. I don't know, I can't tell you guys anymore. So basically, he's like, yeah, he's a good guy. Have you talked to him, Frank? He is like, yeah, nine times a day He's actually on my Bluetooth right now on a party chat with Franky and Gabby right in my ear Do you want me to tell him anything? Oh wait, he went quiet. Yeah, once he is the floorish

Nothing method lorissar dial tone. We have been on the phone though for about 78 consecutive hours Yeah, he actually stopped in my office to come see me. At which point I was like, wait, Frank has an office? Do we know this? So Dolores was like, well, does he talk about me? All the time, all the time. And then Frank tells us that, you know, he told me, you know, she's beautiful, she's fun, she's like hanging out with one of the guys. I will never talk to her ever, ever, ever again, but she's great,

she's wonderful. I know she's like, that's so sweet, it's really not. You're like, hey, that's the worst, she's like one of the guys. I don't think anybody really wants to hear that. She's like, but why won't he talk to me? I mean, I've texted him, shrugged him, she's twice and nothing, nothing. He's like, that's his revenge mechanism. All right. You know what? Dave doesn't talk about his feelings,

but deep down, I know that he cares. Late at night, you can see it's motorcycle crying in the living room. So, Laura says like, well, you know what? I feel a very heavy energy. Okay. That's why I'm wearing calf shirts to lighten the load a little bit. And you know what? I feel a very heavy energy. Okay, that's why I'm wearing calf shirts to lighten the load a little bit. And you know what? I just didn't get closure from him. And he goes, so now you know, go find a boyfriend, something else.

The law. Yeah, he's like, yeah, you better find a boyfriend cause I don't want you sleeping around, will the law? She's like sleeping around. Since when do I sleep around? I've been in five year relationships. Boom, boom, boom, five year after five year Frank.

And he's like, well, I don't want that to change. Nothing new, 50s, huh? And then he tells, well, it's listening to you. I was just joking, okay. The Lord is a serial manogamous, but what she really needs to do is take a time and not rush into the next relationship, go find the right guy.

And of course, the right guy is someone who spits a lot and yells, DOR, just saying. She's like, what am I, like you, Frank? I mean, look, you've had five midlife prices is. And he's like, yeah, I got over him quickly. And she goes, with hookers, actually, that squeezes his face like it's so cute. Durable hookers. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap-ins-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c from Wondry that shares of our freshly honest and insightful take on parenting. Hosted by myself, Megan Galey, Chris Garcia, and Kurt Brownauer, we will be your resident not-so-expert-experts.

Each week we'll share a parenting story that'll have you laughing, nodding, and thinking. Oh yeah, I have absolutely been there. We'll talk about what went right and wrong. What would we do differently? And the next time you step on yet another stray Lego in the middle of the night, you'll feel less alone. So if you like to laugh with us as we talk about the hardest job in the world,

listen to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad free on the Amazon music or Wondery app. I'm here to. So now we're getting like a little scene, Mar, where Margrance House, and she's getting her doorbell installed. She's like, you know what, this is amazing. We've actually never had a doorbell. I can't tell you how many times I found out the next day that Jody number two was just knocking on my door for hours, trying to use my oven.

It's shocking, but now we got a doorbell. It's wonderful. Oh, Marge with her first ring. I love it. I bet got can you hear me? Can you hear me? I just wanted to say you look great today. Thank you so much for the Amazon package. I'm assuming that's an Amazon package. It's Amazon. Is it FedEx? Do you want me to sign? Even if they don't need me to do you want me to sign anything? I'm here. Do you want to talk? So then Margaret got a, there's a group text invitation from Tracy to go hang out with someone Tracy's cousins, also known as

trees. And she basically invited them all to like a course, a ropes course. And we can see a little bit of the group text. Did you notice this? Because Tracy is like, hi guys, you want to go to the ropes course? And Teresa wrote back Sounds faboo So like it's just sort of funny that Teresa has been talking so much about Tracy, but then on tech she's like So they're all getting ready and talking to their families and stuff and Gia is, Trees is like opening boxes and just dumping out plastic wrap shirts.

I'm assuming they're the... I wink, I'm in the morning. Shirts and dumping them all over. And she's like, I'm not a gold trunk climb tree, she's just something, I don't climb trees. Yeah. Yeah. And then Jackie is over at her house.

Like she's letting her daughter try on some shorts of hers and then she's like, it's kind of like fucked up that. Like, you know, my daughter, like I fit in the same clothes as my daughter and so she starts talking about a rent for a dealer. The dealer is going nuts on that pillow back there. She's like a construction zone behind, you know, so what is happening? is happening? He's digging

in his pillow. Don't do that. Okay, okay, Bule is digging. Okay, you know what? Here's the thing. This one, my angry at Bule, because he's digging. He's digging. Lay down. Lay down. Well, now he's doing the thing where he's scratching the back of the couch, like what are you going to take down the whole couch? You can. These rearranging and now he's playing the, he's playing the, the, the pillow like a piano sort of. She was sort of pawing at it like he was trying to get a tune going. Gotta get that perfect balance. I'm a little bit loose. Sorry, everybody.

So yeah, so Jackie's kid is trying on clothes and she's opening these fendis shoes, which of course a fendie across the top. And Evan's like, how do you know those are fendis? You just got Evan. So basically she got a call from the center, the for, you know, Renfru, which is where she had gone to get a consultation about, you know, dealing with her eating disorder.

And they recommended that she go inpatient, which basically means that she goes for like, I don't know how long, but at some sort of term, there, she's basically gonna be there for like, I just do like a week or so. And she's like, no, no, no, I'm absolutely not going to do this. And the second option is to go like three hours a night for three nights a week and she won't do that either. She's only willing to do outpatient and Evan's like, no, you got to do what

they tell you to do. Like this, but it's not half-ass it, you know. And then of course tries to have sex. They're having this nice conversation. He's like, I believe in you. You can do this. Sit on my lap. Yeah. She's like, I thought we were having a moment, Evan. Okay. Like every moment could be better. Alright. March just pops up with Snick is creamer. Helps everything. This is what I'm currently marinating my person. I think I think he would have had a lot of more success convincing her to do the inpatient treatment if they have been discussing on the driveway Just a more of a safe place for Jackie, you know, it's my comfort zone being out on the driveway

So now I'm a listen show seam he's playing football with little baby Joey Melissa's making fun of little baby Joey's hair because it's ridiculous. It's like always hair because it's ridiculous. And it's like, it's got like, and then it basically gets to talking about how Antonio wants to quit cheer. And Melissa's like, that's not fair. You know, I mean, she's depressed, but when I was depressed when my dad died,

I got myself out of a rut. I got three jobs. I signed up for college. I was myself motivator. And now I want to pull Antonio out. That's great. But like you also didn't go through all the stuff while being on TV for your mother's TV show. I was myself motivator and now I wanna pull Antonia out. That's great, but you also didn't go through all this stuff while being on TV for your mother's TV show.

So I imagine there's like, I imagine Antonia is feeling a variety of stress. Also, you know the reason why Antonia's probably feeling a little bit in the, like the doldrums? Because the scene starts with Melissa being like, boys, who want salad? And she's made like a bowl of undressed iceberg lettuce, like chopped up lettuce is just there.

And I'm like, I wouldn't be a happy child either in this household. Yeah, you're not given a lot of happiness options here. This is not good. This is not a good salad. But, you know, I just look at it like, Antonio has a mother who owns like some kind of kiosk on a sidewalk that sells fictional bags and then gets called out for it by Chanel themselves. Okay, I don't think she needs more motivation. I think you're doing great already. Well, Gorgas basically like just don't push it whatever. So then they start talking about Tracy's event that's coming up. And basically that's going to be the first time that everyone's been together.

Since I think like the Jersey shore and, um, you know, and she starts saying, most of the basically saying, like, you know, Jen's going through a lot right now. So maybe that's what's messing up with her judgment. You know, that's why she's acting like a crazy, crazy monster. And he's like, you know what that's called honey? That's called comments's acting like a crazy, crazy monster. And he's like, you know what that's called, honey? That's called, commons. Carma gel. It's called camels.

No, not camels, karma. Kamma. It's called, it's what you put when you don't wanna put a period, all right? A camera. That's what she's getting. It's called one of the three ingredients in a Snickers. Caramel.

So that would go over to Jennifer. She's at home and she's telling someone to put a plate in the sink. Oh, so basically the house is messy and there's like chips on the floor and bill is like, they just finished dinner. So she's like, I take off that 100 make it and you scoff it down to two minutes like I'm gonna go upstairs. And Bill's like, oh, those crumbs on the ground. You should make them clean it.

I'm really into a crumb kink. And so Jen's happy because she fingers crossed, might have a candidate to be a housekeeper. I already feel so bad for this housekeeper. Like this person does not know what they're getting into. Yeah. And he's like, right. Because he knows this is growing somewhere else. So, she talks about having coffee with Marge and says that Marge was remorseful and apologized. And she's like, for the first time, we really listen to each other bail. And he's like, hmm, wiping

his face. So you made headway with Marge just by saying we're not fighting. That is often how it happens, Bill. That is usually what clears the way for headway. Hmm, don't talk to me about headway. I know a thing about that. Hmm, it's what got me into the mess in the first place. And she's like, you know, I just don't want to fight anymore, you know, but Tritby told me and you have never even dealt with it, Bill.

I just kept it moving. And there's a, as Bill looks away likessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss And because you didn't defend me Bill. And he's like, you mean what happened at the shore house? Mm, we're still talking about that. Mm, this grunts up the floor. Interesting that you can talk about how much I don't do while there are two Dorito runs right under my feet. She like goes down to pick them up. And she comes back to just a dust cloud where Bill used to be.

So she's like, but you know, you did redeem yourself at Boz night and he goes, what a tension. Do you have doubts that I'm there for you? I mean, I just go, yeah, because sometimes you just sit there, you're just so passive. And when and if you're around them again, just say, I love my wife, and I'm lucky that she's staying better. And he's like, well, I'm not willing to be around that. So you want to forgive? Good. Well, I'm not willing to be around that. So you want to forgive? Mm, good.

Well, I'm not. You can hang out with him if you want, but I'm not going to argue with him. Yeah. And she just says that she's like, you know, it's been a situation where she's always been the one. He does whatever he wants. And then she's always been the one to appease him.

And that's just the the dynamic that they have and she said You know like that this is something that happened 10 years ago and they're just dealing with it now because of something he did and now He says he doesn't want to deal with it and it's just not fair for her. I Would agree I do agree with that most of all Mostly I should say but Jen that most of all, mostly I should say. But Jen, this whole fight was not about the affair. You were refusing to say sorry for anything, still and screaming and yelling

and grabbing someone and getting physical and going off, standing up, screaming it. You can't ask Bill to jump in the middle of all that. That's fucking crazy. Like you started the flame war and then you're trying to make someone else jump in the middle of the flames. Like this is, if Bill had to fight every single fight,

I mean, it would never end. You never stop. This is the first season you've ever stopped. Even a little bit. I mean, I do agree that we didn't need Bill to get in there and escalate things, but she probably could have used a little bit more backup than him standing literally in the corner,

just like chomping on some food and watching, like, great spectator sport. Like, you could have just like, you could have like stepped in there and been like, okay, Jen, like he could have just like pulled, like some, I think what she just wants was some gesture that he was there, that he was taking care of her, and he didn't do that.

He just thought, all he had to do is put his hand on her arm and be like, they're there, you know? And that's probably a way, literally runaway. Like, hiding at the neighbor's yard. He should have told Gorgon to shut the fuck up and stay out of it and talk to him separately if that's what he wanted. But yeah, I don't, I just, that's the opinion I've been on.

I just, I'm like Jen Jen's memory because then they show a clip of this fight I'm like well Shitty have jumped in there, but I don't know this jersey. This is fucking crazy. I don't think anybody should I'm surprised to show Even has camera men. They don't just put go pros on trees You know, but this close up for me long That should just be like nature photography. They have to stay a healthy distance away with zoom cameras, zoom lenses. So now we go to Jake or Jake or Jake or Jackie's house where the kids are playing. They're being very funny.

And she's washing grapes in case anyone was wondering what she was washing was grapes. And Margaret shows up. And it's very cute that she gets hide behind the door. I was like, who's that? Who opened the door? Who's that crazy? Is that a bottle of Snickers cream creamer? That opened the door. I'm having a really hard time

Ronnie is saying creamer today. I don't know if you know this how many times I've stumbled over the word creamer. I'm like, Snickers, crack, crack. I can't say that with creamer. I can't let it out of my mouth, Ronnie. Well, you've had your practice, that's for sure, because I think this is the 90th iced coffee

that we've seen in this episode. Like what the hell? So she comes in with her big iced coffee and they talk about Jackie, you know, possibly going into inpatient or outpatient and Marge is like, listen, I just want you to keep surviving. She's like, but I haven't needed inpatient. I've been surviving 20 years without doing anything. She's like, well, I would like you to survive in the 60. Okay. And so then

they move on to Dolores's mom. And we cut to Dolores. Dolores is house putting lots of different kinds of breads, possibly shaped by animals. We didn't get a shape like animals. I didn't get to close that. Putting food out for a tree cinch and a fur to come over. Yeah, so those ladies come out and the dogs are going nuts. They're just like all like the dogs are whipping themselves into a frenzy. If those dogs had pitchforks, they would be wielding them because they're like in a dog riot right now. And so the women come over and we learn that Val,

Valerie has been in ICU. And, but that the surgery, we heard just more about the surgery that went for hours, they cleaned out her arteries and everything. And basically the family is now sort of trying to figure out who's gonna take care of Valerie because Dolores' sister wants Val by her. And Dolores is like, well, I kind of want Val by me.

And then she goes, but guess what? Guess who wants a David? I'm like, this guy has some boundary issues. I am sorry, that is not appropriate. If you wanna take Valerie, you have to start responding to Dolores, okay? It's one thing to, like it's already bad enough that you're not talking to her,

you talk to everyone around her, when her mom is in the hospital, and you can't put aside your ego to deliver important information to this woman's daughter. But now you actually want to be the one, to be the caretaker, but you're still not gonna talk to the daughter. It does not work that way.

This is not your mother, sir. There's something super creepy about David. That whole hanging out with the family and calling the family all the time and being in the mother's room the whole time. There's just something fucking weird about that. And he's dating where he was dating. I'm not sure if they still are, but Sashama Diaz told me that he was dating Luis X, which one? I don't know, I'm not sure. I haven't looked at that. I think it's the wedding dress across America one, but I'm not sure. So he's just, you know, like he's doing,

he just seems to always be doing things to pick, pick, pick. And why does he have so much time that he could have her stay at his house? And we could never be home or spend any time with the Lord. It's just something he's like, thank you for proving that. It's like a controlling revenge type thing. It is like instead of being mean to his revenge,

he's going to be nice to everyone around you. So all you hear is how great David is, how great David is. And you don't get David. I actually once was on the recipient of that sort of mind game where like years ago, my friend broke up with his long-term girlfriend, and then she was all about making all these plans with his friends, and like, it was like non-stop emails

and calls like, do you wanna do this tonight? Do you wanna do this? Oh my God, I booked this for Happy Hour. You wanna go to the lobster fest? I'm bringing my friend Samantha, and you're like, no, stop, we don't hang out like this, and now you're all of a sudden, I'm gonna hang out all the time, purely, so that way you can make him upset. You're gonna try no, stop, we don't hang out like this. And now you're all of a sudden, I'm gonna hang out all the time, purely,

so that way you can make him upset. You're gonna try to poach me. No, it's not gonna work this way, man. Stop it. So David's doing that. I'm officially anti-David now. I think he's a fucking asshole. I think this is a creepy, weirdly emotionally abusive asshole.

Yeah, there. So, yeah. So, basically, Dolores did see David finally because she went to the hospital and she said, it was a rough one. Let me flare my eyes to show you how rough it was. There. Flaid them. Look, he walked in.

He looked me right in the face. He didn't say a word and then walked to the rest of my family. I mean, can you believe this guy? I mean, I can't. It drives me nuts. So then she was like, yeah, I got anxiety the other day. I got anxiety so bad. I said, I want to go get something to call my nerves. But you know what? Feelings help you grow. So you should feel your feelings. So then I bow talks my elbows really no for no reason but it did make me feel better. I felt with my heart I still can't feel with my elbows with anybody like a quiz on the ground. Well, you know, I was trying to self I was trying to self-medicate

but all I really had was a complimentary sample of Snickers, Kremer, that March sent me as, you know, didn't really do the trick. So then Jen, of course, makes it about her immediately. She's like, anxiety, I get it, heck with the bill. It's like, oh my God. Can the woman just have her moment, you know? She's like, oh my God. Yeah. And the woman just to have her moment, you know, she's like, I pretended all that time, the infidelity didn't happen. But now I've got all these

other feelings. And Margaret said she thought I knew and would brush it off. And I was like, I never dealt with this smart. It kicked me in the get. Yeah. So then Margaret's back over there at Jackie's house. Margaret is like, I'm a guy it's so nice. I never saw anything beyond your driveway before. This is a lovely backyard you have here. So guess what? I just talked with Jennifer. And she was not the gin that we even knew. She wore a collar on her dress.

A sun dress with a collar is not crazy. She was so wounded and sad. It was hilarious. OK. And she was apologetic, which was also strange. You know, she was so raw. All right. I've never seen it. and she said she doesn't even

know she's gonna work out with Bill alright marriage hanging on by a thread it's over it's done so you know what can we gather around the kids it doesn't feel right just tell like one person she's so gossipy this episode so so Jan is telling these other ladies like, um, yeah, so Bill walked out, walked out of gas, not because Evan said that I'm a terrible person and I was digging which is bullshit. And Delos goes, well, Jan, I mean, you're known to be a digger. I mean, you literally dressed it like a minor today. You have a hard hat on, okay? So let's just leave that out of the equation. I was digging. You're a digger. Melissa Clip.

Let's be honest, she dug. The digging on this show. So then back to Marge, she said she needs friends and she asked me to help her. And Jack is like, oh my god, Marge, I would love to get her the benefit of that, but my husband is very upset. All she had to do was say sorry. Yeah, Marge goes, well, I'm going goes, well I'm gonna tell you something okay you know what she said to me okay she said, how do you know that Teresa didn't do it okay and I said are you telling

me that Teresa told you to ask people in ten of lie and she goes I'm not answering that. And Jackie is pissed now and she's, for a woman who's now so fucking scared about anyone asking about her boyfriend, you know, she should be fucking careful, Teresa. She should be real fucking careful. I was like, woohoo. Yeah. Back with Jen. Jen says that Tiki was asking questions. So of course, Jen right on into the Tracy and Tiki thing to inflame Teresa. And Teresa's like, how come Tiki asking questions? Cause the Tracy, how come Tracy asking questions? Okay, I heard that she was demanding liver with them and his wife was pregnant. Do I ask questions? That's like finally someone's fucking using that against Tracey.

Finally, you got... Step Episode 8. Come out, so I've show this. Using it against Tracey, but also undermining your argument or the general arguments about not digging. Because like, saying, I heard this about Tracey, is like, you dug. Although it's pretty like surface level.

That's kind of like when you're walking on the beach and you see like a piece of like candy wrap or singing it from the sand. It's like, maybe it's not so much a big, it's just there. So Jen is like, when Margaret was asking me as your friend, why would I tell you, like what I tell you to tell her if I saw any red flags.

And I really thought like, you know, listen, I thought if she was in danger, I would say something. But I don't think that I don't think you're in danger with Louis Not you're not ready not ready to hear anything now. I got a climb a tree with these bitches Oh, it's my boy where I'm gonna stick up for him. It's like, you can stick up for your boyfriend, but you also don't have to be a meaniac about it. Mm-hmm.

Yes, she does. And that's why I'm still the queen of drunk. I may got my king, but that don't mean I ain't the queen of new drunks. Mm-hmm. Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapance commercial. So Tracy arrives at Tracy's tree side event.

Family reunion over there. Yeah, the group is going to do some blindfolded climbing. It's like a rope score. So it's like all up high. But I think I'm do some blindfolded climbing. It's like a rope score, so it's like all up high, but they can be doing it blindfolded. And so people are just starting to arrive and everything, and Melissa, of course, is not gonna put on the blindfold goggles,

because she's like, I can't put these on with my lashes. And just people are just showing up. And the whole plan is that they're gonna be working in pairs to work on their communication. Girls, I have to tell you something about tree safety. Okay. So I saw Jen, and at the end of the day, she doesn't even know if her marriage is gonna last. I mean, she does all the talking in the relationship, Bill is bossy, and doesn't say anything.

Apparently, it's always hiding in the bushes, so it wasn't just so one day thing. What do you think of that? Wow, this event was great. I really feel like my communication works so much better. Okay, bye everyone. Bye. So Melissa's like, oh my god, I feel so bad for her. This is so serious.

This is almost as serious as Quitting Cheer. Wow. So then Jackie arrives. I'm like, it's like, yeah, I have marriage. It's hanging on. Bye. I'm sorry. Okay, because I met with her last week.

And you know, I feel bad. I mean, really feel bad. She's going through it, okay? And you know what, here's the best thing that she said to me, okay, this is crazy, okay? Everyone ready? It's big gossip coming. Every tree I want you to listen, okay?

Tracy family tune in. Why did Jackie forgive Teresa? And I said, because she named, because she dropped and apologized, but you kept on digging, Jen. And she goes, well, how do you know Teresa didn't dig? And I said, are you gonna say, are you, like, are you gonna say that Teresa asked you to dig?

Yeah. Did everyone hear that? It's great, guys. I'll say it again in another five minutes, okay? And the Lourisk goes, did Teresa say that? Because sometimes Jennifer likes to twist things around. All right. And she's like, no, listen, Jennifer never said the word Teresa in that set.

She said it in a different sentence, but you know, nothing I could take to a quarter law, basically. Now listen, here's the thing, guys. I call Serena, okay. And I said Serena. What did Jen say? And guess what she says to me? She said, Jen called up and said, there's an Evan cheating rumor.

And Teresa wants to know. I was like, okay, hold on a second. You haven't talked to Serena before about this bullshit. It's been the storyline this entire season. What is Serena just holding out on drops? I'm not buying this Serena crap. I'm not buying it either. And that's why I never trust Serena Vanderwoodson, okay?

So Dolores is like, well, Teresa wants to know, do we all do what people ask us to do? No, okay. And Jackie, now Jackie's like, she's been, the March is like, work Jackie up. And she's like, well clearly it was Teresa with a hand up a puppet Sast all time and Zuluis knew that, Zuluis knew that.

Yeah, she's like, he's a thing three had no problem taking my husband's name and no one can ask her questions about her man And Marge is like, it's a strategy, Jack. That's what it is. And Zuluis goes, well, this is all true and Flores goes, well, this is all true. And by the way, just have to let you know Maud to Reese is coming in hot today for you. She is. I don't care. Look at me. Do I look like someone who kids?

I like to. You look scared. Just I don't give a shit. She's well, Jennifer. Jennifer said that you were asking questions about Louis and Tracy. Oh, Jesus Christ. Like, what's wrong with asking questions? Well, Tracy, she's coming for you too. Okay.

About Tiki asking Louis questions. Okay. Let me just reiterate. The headline here is coming in hot. Okay. Is she cold? No. Is she lukewarm?

No. Is she hot? Yes, and she's coming in So then Jen comes and she's like Like Marge just told us we can all be nice to you again, so they're like Marge just told us we can all be nice to you again. So they're like, hi Jen, oh Jen. Yeah, Melissa like pulls her to the side. She goes, you know, I just feel so horrible but everything that you're going through

and I don't wish that on anyone and whatever we did at your house, no matter like how much you instigated it, like that we would even go and grab each other. That's like not my style to fight with low lives like you. And I just, I don't wanna to go back there with you specifically. I don't want to go back to your house because it was trashy. And I'm reacting to what you said about my family.

And I'm just so sorry that you said those words. So we good again. Let's speak good. Let's speak good. Melissa. So they make up. So then Teresa comes stretching up the hill with shiny bags, you know, shiny gift bags. And she's like, this is my workout. This is my workout line. I brought you guys in some. What the hell is this place? Yeah, Marzia, oh, you afraid of heights? Yeah. Well, maybe I'll go up with some people I really don't like. So I can throw them down.

And she says, I'm not gonna move. So this isn't gonna be good. So I'm just saying everybody, we got a commercial. And Dolores is like, told you. So I told you. And she came in hot. Also, here's a new update for everyone else. I got a bug in my eye.

Yeah, there's a bug in my eye, everyone. It's a bug. Apparently, David's called it. Hahaha. Unbelievable. So Teresa's like, I ain't a woods person, I'm really mad. I'm hard to go.

Oh, you better get some bugs, Ray, because your lipgloss is going to attract all these bugs. She goes, oh, you got a problem with my lipgloss, huh? Huh? I said it with attract bugs. Okay, so get bug spas. They're like, the bugs like shidy things. So then,

that's what it's all about. She's gonna try and start a fight over everything. And she's like, oh yeah, shimmy little thing. All right. All right, I see you. I see you. Well, I'm sure that after that, like FBI's saying the word bugs has a little trigger for her. So, now the guys give like a tutorial on ropes, ropes, courses and everything and how they're

gonna do this whole exercise. And Teresa's like, well, I really don't want to have to do this. Like, do we have to do this? Do we have to do this? She just like, complain the entire time and being just like, so obnoxious, which is great. Cause I feel like actually, sometimes Teresa puts on that front where she's like, pretends to be happy, but she's really miserable.

And I like that she just came in just totally cranking this episode. Yeah, she's just gonna let everybody have it today. So Teresa asks what they're doing. She's like, but when I put this thing on, why don't we go and be doing the're doing. She's like, before I put this thing on, why aren't we going to be doing that? And Tracy's like, we're climbing blindfolded with a partner. And Melissa's like, don't worry. Tracy picked partners for us. And Tracy goes, yeah, your

partners with me, Teresa. She goes, all right, I'll need you off the edge then. And you know that like in two episodes, Margaret's gonna be like she threatened her with violence. She wanted to literally kill her. Throw her off of the treats up. Who is this maniac? Who is this monster that we're talking about? We call her a friend and she wants to literally murder people in her friend group. This is not a human being. Okay guys, just went on the street in 10th of lie. So Melissa's like why the negativity Theresa and she's like, because I got problems with people here to say things behind my back.

And Marge is like, and now actually we say it to your face, you just have a temper tantrum every time, which very good point. None of this has been behind your back. Yeah. Yeah, Teresa. Really, Margaret? You're one of the people I want to talk to, too. And they're like, oh my god, like she just, Teresa trees say, really, Margaret, you're one of the people I want to talk to, too, is and they're like, oh my God, like she just, Theresa just wants just rain on their parade,

you know, why is she ruining all this and everything. So they are just sort of, they're going through this, this, this blind walk through the tree tops and, uh, Teresa's like refuses to guide Tracy. She's, she's like, you know what, like, she's not even part of our cast, so I don't even have to bother doing this. I'm just gonna sit this one out. Yeah, and the guys like, welcome to Triscape. This is a very safe system.

Oh yeah, blindfolded, climb in a train. Sounds real safe. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. So Melissa's like, well, why are you so mad at like, why are you so mad at Tracy? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. to be daring. Everyone watch. I'm gonna step on the log. Oh my god. This is almost like having a party with Fakacha and no allocators. I feel so daring right now. This is crazy.

So Melissa's like, you're not even gonna try Teresa. Come on. She goes, if I'm like the person I had to go on the train with, I was trying. I'm like, I don't even know you. And why you messin' with my boyfriend. So Tracy, Jen and Margie now got to be, they're on like different sides of this tree thing. So Tracy's like, I just don't understand her thing

about not asking questions. And she's like, that's her way. I mean, if you want to be friends with her, that's her boundaries. And she's like, but that's not friendship. Margie has, it's a dictator's ship. It's a dictatorship right over there. I mean, basically other poor people are eating potatoes today. Go for it, Putin. Okay, girl, if I'm not afraid of you, all right?

Listen, I could read between the lines about the digging and Teresa obviously made you call and she should have just come to your fence and said, hey, you girls are trying Jennifer and that's not right, you know? So Marjus like trying to your fence and said, Hey, you girls are trying Jennifer and that's not right. You know, so Marge is like trying to turn Jen against Theresa, which will never work and is going to backfire in such a huge way. But it is working because Jen is giving them all of this stuff, right? I mean, she's only saying that because Jen gave it to her at that dinner. And now Jen's doing another, like, I'm the victim of tree just another victim of Theresa right because Tracy goes well why do you

think she didn't defend you then Jen and Jen goes I expect it from her at this point and she tells us maybe she didn't got a bat for me the same way I got a bat for her but I'm sure enjoy our company because we got old school values and there's a certain comfort that comes with being half-fran. I think that Jennifer what she's doing is she's baiting Margaret to say some shit about Teresa that way she can run back to Teresa and have Teresa get you know get mad at Margaret. I think that's Jennifer's ultimate revenge ploy like that's how she operates. I've watched enough survivor to see this happen several times so so basically Yeah, Melissa's now guiding Tracy Tracy's going through the tree tops to Risa

What wants nothing to do with it and Dolores and Jack? I Think it's actually for the best for Tracy that that Teresa didn't guide her because you know Teresa guiding someone through the tree tops is not gonna work out well for even like Teresa's best friend okay. I'm just going to say even if she likes you you don't want Teresa guiding. No right no no no no no I just go out put your foot out you can feel it. She just starts reading poetry from Louis. Oh wait we get here by this one he says Rosie roses aren't red. Violeta blue. Um, I like cheese.

What about you? That's good, right? Like the persons are already falling off the log. They're dead. So Jackie and Dolores are now talking because they've had their turn. And so Jackie's like, Theresa, not happy., oh my God, not please that one. And Jackie goes, yeah, well, you don't wanna be energy, you don't wanna be enemies with March. And Doris goes, no. No. Not the bug in my eye.

So, yeah, they're basically like, yeah, because like, Teresa has a loud bark, but Marcos, the one you wanna the one you want to steer clear from. So then Teresa walks up and she's saying how she has a problem. She's saying that she's really annoyed that Jen and Margaret all of a sudden have made up out of nowhere. And Teresa's like, and the thing is that nobody knew about this because everyone knew about this because of Margaret

Like that's some real problem and then Jack is like, but everyone Everyone knows about it because Bill did it and she's like, yeah, but Margaret left the cat out of the bag She's like, no, but but Bill put the cat in the bag I just like to reason Teresa does not understand understand You just know like Jackie you're using analogies again. This is not gonna work well with Teresa. Don't start talking about cats and bags. It's gonna go down the wrong bag. I know, because Teresa's like waving her hands around

just like trying to think, like now she's got a cat in the bag. I'm like, someone putting a cat in the bag. She's gonna see the confusion there. And Jackie's like, so Teresa's really telling Margaret that she's wrong for bringing up an affair after what she did to my husband Okay, we spell hypocrisy No That you and she literally cannot spell hypocrisy

Please don't bring that up Don't no spelling questions on this show. Please started. We've already got a mental cat in like a grocery bag I thought the cat was in the hat. So, so Teresa is like, you know what, she took the shit and she dumped it out. She dumped the cat out and shit, wait, huh, wait, does the cat and shit in that? I'm so confused. And she's, she's like doing the pantomiming for like dumping cats out of bags. Yeah.

And March gets up. We can hear you by the way. And Jennifer has to do this to shut it. And Teresa goes, well, you did it! You did it! Cat bag shit throw on her things. You know what, we both owned our part. Okay, we both moved forward.

And you and I have grown up to unlike some other people here. Okay, okay, Theresa? Okay, Jimmy said. Yeah, cuz otherwise you're gonna look like shit, but you already do. You look like shit, because the cat bag panting mining. You look like shit of it, that lip gloss. And Teresa gets her squealing anger. Where's she like, I don't, I don't, I look like shit. And she starts kind of speed walking towards the march. I'll piss off. Yeah. And Mark was like, yeah, well, you looked like shit all last year. And she's like, why? And then it sort of most goes, what's happening?

And then it goes to to be continued. And then to they go back to the same restaurant for this next big fight that they had the keg The sorority party whatever you call it the frat party The pre new like running up those stairs. It looks like that place of march and Teresa getting physical I don't I feel like I don't even remember seeing the previews. I feel like I just sort of like stopped it. I was like, you could do it. Well, I guess I have to end it now. Well, it is time to end it now. Everybody, thanks for being here for Watch what crap ends.

Come get your life show tickets over at watch what crap ends.com. This was an on demand video. So thanks to everybody who joined us on demand. Crappens on demand has a couple of videos a week, the next one's gonna be Orange County, so we will see you later with Orange County. Hi. Hi everybody. Watch what Krapins would like to think it's premium sponsors.

Ain't no thing like Allison King. Ashley Savoni, she don't take no baloney. Courtney's amazing, Shadel. Dana C. Dana Dew. She's just a Sheila. She'semezin. Shadal. Dana C. Dana. Do she's not just a Sheila. She's a Daniela. Itch old Aaron McNickless.

She don't miss no trickleess of a Nagila Weber. Jamie. She has no less name. Sip some scotch with Jessica Trotch. Just saying OK. We make love in Aaron McLelland. She's always supplying.

It's Kelly Ryan, Erin McLelland. She's always supplying, it's Kelly Ryan. Pristin the Pistin Anderson. Let's give a kiss Arino to Lisa Lino. She's our queen, Marie Levine. Megan Berg, you can't have a burger without the burger. The Bay Area Beaches, Beaches. And our super premium sponsors. Always the wiser, it's Allison Weasler.

Somebody get us 10 C two of us. The two of us are the two of us. The two of us are the two of us. The two of us are the two of us. The two of us are the two of us. The two of us are the two of us. The two of us are the two of us. The two of us are the two of us. The two of us are the two of us. The two of us are the two of us.

The two of us are the two of us. The two of us are the two of us. The two of us are the two of us.urdo. Kristen, the Ruby Rubano. Let's go on a bender with Lauren Fender. We want to hang with Liz Lang. The incredible edible Matthew sisters. No one makes us feel well like Megan Capsiwell. She's cheese on a bagel, it's Megan Ragle.

Nancy C. C. C. C. Sto. Give him hell, Miss Noel. Paging Paige Mills, Paging Paige Mills. Shannon, out of account in Anthony. Let's get Racy with Miss Daisy. Let's take off with Tamela Plane. She ain't no shrinking Violet Coochar. We love you guys. Hey, Prime members.

You can listen to Watch Your Crappens Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the Amazon Music app today. Or you can listen Add Free with Wondry Plus in Apple Podcasts before you go tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at Wondry.com slash survey.