Watch What Crappens - RHONJ: Unpretty in Pink - Live from Chicago

Episode Date: March 6, 2022

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Hello Chicago Well hello Chicago hello Chicago Hi so good to see you guys. I know It's great to be back here in Chicago Wow you guys still have the Kindness of the Midwest with the also fuck you, I don't care sir, which I really love a nice blend. Wow, this is great.

This is so exciting. We haven't been here in a few years. Some stuff happened in the world that kind of kept us away. And we've been having a really fun past few days. We've been doing that a little tour of the Midwest. We were in St. Paul a few days ago. And then yes, we're in Milwaukee. Yeah. And we were in the, I just, I'm loving it because I love all the accents personally. Like they're my favorite accents. And today we were at the airport because we flew from Milwaukee to here. We don't know. I'm not gonna get in a car, okay? We've done it too many times. I don't care if the flight is five minutes, my ass is gonna get on the flight every time. But like, so we were there,

the airport and again, like we just love these accents and there was someone at the airport and, you know, I feel bad for her because she was getting terrible news on the phone But all we were hearing was oh No Oh No Oh No

It's like my day is sad it was so cute so sad, because of course we're just sitting there like, listen to her folks, he's always. Oh no. So cute, but at the hotel, you know, I'm from Texas, so my way of being is like, hey, hey, how are you? You know, anybody I see, and I'm so glad to be in the Midwest because people are like, well, hey, how are you? I'm not used to it when I'm not in Texas.

But today at our hotel, I was like, hey, I see all these snacks that you guys have set up. Great. You know, everyone loves the sun chip. I'm not just regarding the sun chip. Do you have any chocolate? And she's like, ugh.

Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. I'm like, am I the first chubby person that's ever walked in here asking for chocolate? Fuck you, lady. But also it felt like a hug, you know? Yeah.

I can't have too much nice. Yeah, we have a very fun hotel. There was, I guess, so I guess today is like the first warm day in like five years. What a day to be alive. It is gorgeous here. People are driving around in their bikinis. Kids are outside with their hoses, just hosting each other now. Hot girls summer started. No, just funny, because there's apparently a big brunch scene in our hotel, and there just was a lot of like, brrrrnch vibes. Yeah.

Just excited. I'm in the mood. Well, you know, the traveling has been fun, but I need to learn what I can watch and what I cannot watch in public. I've, we've talked about this millions of time. I'm not supposed to have emotions, you know? And I'm on the plane, and I'm watching West Side Story.

The new one. I mean, I'm gayer than a penis in a butt. Okay? Like, I've seen West Side Story. I'm not surprised about West Side Story. And it wasn't even the dead people. I didn't care about them. Like, the young lover is fucking kill him. I don't care. But when they just all the music and the dancing, and I watched it right after I had taken notes for New Jersey, and it just struck me like just how poetic it is. You know, like you have Jersey with like, thank you, yeah, you're dumb, like physical fighting.

And then West Side Story, they're like, Zittin! I'm gonna show you with a plural. I can't even think of any dance moves. It's part of the story. I'm gonna show you with a balletic time. A balletic, is that even a word, balletic? Yeah. Balletic time step. Yeah, a snap. It love the ballad. I love the ballad. I love the ballad. I love the ballad. I love the ballad.

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It's America, the dance America. It's like the happiest song and the whole thing. And I'm like, oh my God. People outside moving. Oh. Well, at least you didn't do what I did once, which is watch Coco on an airplane. people outside moving. Oh! Well at least you didn't do what I did once, which is watch Coco on an airplane. Don't do that people if you want to have any dignity.

I mean like... Coco, my god. The musical about Heather to Bros Child. Oh no, no, no, I was just watching footage of Ramona Singer's dog. Koko, okay. Koko. You know, a little dog who managed to stand in the middle of the street while the mother talked on the cell phone?

Whoa. And who still managed to live like 19? He is. Cat. I dare you to watch that footage without crying, okay? Actually, you know, Chicago is home to a brand new star in our world. I mean, it's a marriage mark. Brancing.

Now, we unfortunately do not have marriage marks here, because I never was a discussion about why there should be invited to this potentially LGBTQ friendly location, but there were no discussion about what sort of place it is. I'm a human being, and I would like to welcome you to the twin tablolers who have been tellin' us to buy a misjama song. Well, I wanted to go to the crappin' show, but I heard it was 18 and over, and I have a toddler at home named Brooks. So, unfortunately, I couldn't come, and that's that.

I will not be answering any more questions. Brown, brown, brown, brown. Wow, wow, wow. Um. So well, when we don't know what to say with Meredith, it's just, I was terrorized, brutalized, and bare sad. So you're very sad. Amos, it's so hard doing three rhymes. brutalized and bear sand.

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So tonight is real housewives of New Jersey night here. Yes. And Chicago. What a chaotic fucking episode. I know. I mean, it took a good three hours going through this. And then I got here today, and we were going through them. And I was like, I didn't write anything funny down. This is just people yelling at each other the whole time.

I love it. I love it. I mean, they aren't yelling. My notes are like, Dolores picks up a pen. Frank, I got a pen. So we know it's going to be a good one because Teresa does the previous leaves. Oh, and before we get to started Okay, we get in trouble sometimes because this is a ratty crown

Okay, this is a drinking crowd Really? This is a talking crown, okay? So just be careful. Yeah scream But if some drunk asshole is in front of you, barfing and ruining your night, just say, get the fuck out, get out. Or just say, then. And he'll kick them out himself.

I will. I will. I'm feeling, I'm feeling, I'm feeling, I'm feeling, I'm power. Yeah, try, just try to be mindful that other people are here. Mm-hmm. I tried to do like a teacher thing there. I was like, I'll talk. No, it's not very slowly. Like Heather Debrou. Okay. You. Ever. Yeah, just turn to them and do that. If you

ever talk during crab�. Okay. Okay. Teresa starts her previous seas and I just love when she does it because she doesn't know how to say previously. It's like you're 20-year-old on this show, man. Every time she goes, tell her, tell her, tell her, tell her,

tell her, tell her, tell her, tell her, tell her, tell her, tell her, tell her, tell her, tell her, tell her, tell her,

tell her, tell her, tell her, tell her, tell her, tell her, tell her, tell her, tell her, tell her, tell her, tell her, tell her, tell her, tell. Could you do that again, previously, on the real house, what? Ha, na, na, na, na. Blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink.

So truly, but truly previously, Teresa was at Jennifer's house. And then she gets like some call from Louis that's like ooh I'm on the way and then he's just scared to see everyone and the producer is like hey what's going on with Louis so she is spooked she thinks that Louis can have a hard time so she has just left Jennifer's house. And she then just leaves she left like this to production. Thank you I ain't fuck all of you guys I don't give a fuck, I ain't.

Yeah. So then Jennifer's like, what the fuck just happened, baby? I got a sender of text. So she pulls out the, she pulls it does a countless Leuand because she pulls out the phone and she's like, hey girl, where'd you go, question mark? Wonder where you are, give me a call when you get a chance, ask a motion mark, it's a mango.

So then over at Melissa and Joe's, where everybody else is getting ready for the day, Margaret and Joe are going downstairs together, and it's so funny, because Joe basically just helps Margaret downstairs in every scene in the show that they're together. Every time you see them, it starts with him holding her arm coming out of the set. He's like a crutch made out of tan skin and Marshall's shirt. I just, you know what, I'm wearing high shoes, but I need to wear high shoes so that I look taller. Which I totally understand, because I wear very high underwear. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Longing it's the tool, so. Yeah, a margin to Laura's are really good at narrating exactly what they're doing exactly as they do it. Very much like, Joe, we're going down the stairs right now. Okay, Joe. Joe, we're at the bottom of the stairs. Joe, wait, you're still on the stairs right over that Joe, we're at the bottom of the stairs. Joe, wait, you still on the stairs right over that part. We're at the bottom of the stairs now, Joe. Bam, it's step, bam, it's step, bam,

and another stair. It's another stair, can you believe it, Joe? It's called a landing Joe, we've never heard of it. Okay, now the FOIA, we're here. Joe, Joe! Ciglo, come on! Come on! So now we have like the New Jersey version of Marco Polo,

which is Frank coming down staircase and going, Dua! Where are you? Dua! Where are you? There's like five rooms in this house. Dua! I'm upstairs, Frank.

Follow the smell of my bronzer. You remember when the term beat came out, like that girl is beat. I was like, what is that beat? That sounds so offensive. But it just means like doing your makeup because you beat your face, you know? Dolores totally makes me understand that term, you know,

because you're like, Frank, I'm upstairs Frank. I'm like, Jesus, are you excavating? What's happening over there? Wow, look at you, mommy. You look like a 25-year-old. I do. Yeah, and you should find much money. You should spend all that body, the law.

Got an ass like a 25-year-old and not a railing to hold on to on my stairs. So, now, back over at Jen's house, a lot of scenes, a lot of quick scenes going back and forth. Now we're back with Jennifer, so she calls up her husband, Bill. She goes, Hi, baby. He goes, Hi. I'm not fun. I'm getting closer, closer, closer. Mm.

Well, I don't even know what happened, Bill. Jennifer got mad at me. I should've got mad at something that she just stormed out. And now I have to have a party for the people I don't even like. I'm supposed to be the hostess with the most. I'm just like, hmmm. What a predicament. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm out of corrected into mistress and I swear to God. I swear to God. That's a mad face. That's a mad face.

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That's a mad face. That's a mad face. That's a mad face. That's just wanging on Jennifer's. You know what? Jennifer does things that get her in trouble and does a lot of stupid things. But the things that Jackie was saying and we see a flashback of when Jackie was like, you know, I don't care. Like, he shouldn't have been sticking to someone else, you know? She goes, that, I wouldn't say it anyone. You know what? That was so vulgar. That piece of shit, twat, bitch, you're so fucking vulgar.

I would never say that cut fitness. Dolores, I love that. She thinks that Jackie is so vulgar every time. That's how I see it. So then we go to the van where everybody at Melissa's house is going to the van to tonight at Genofu's house. So Jackie's like, it's not gonna be fun guys. I mean, unless people start digging dirt up on each other, am I right?

Margot, cuz. But you know what? It's something that's a half out. We're all gonna have to have to get back, right? And Evan, Gold geniters, like, what's a huff out? You know, when you leave in a huff, what's a huffout? You know, when you leave in a huff. It's a huffout. Come on, a huffout.

It's new for 2022. A huffout. We're going to huff out, OK? Just one me now. If we're going to huff out, just warn me, all right? These shoots are higher than a fat kid in a cotton candy store. OK? It's one me.

Joe, we're at the van. So then also, let's not forget you know who else was with them. Sparkling personality named Tracy. Oh, was she? Yeah. The talking stick shift of the fucking van. Melissa's like, oh my god, Tracy, you're wearing sneakers. You look so cute in your sneakers.

Almost gives you a personality. And that's where those lineup sneakers, you know. So it's like people know your kid is crossing the streets. She probably has those like the rollers in them too. Yeah, I can just imagine Tracy just like rolling. Like those new like post-mate machines, you know. Oh yeah, those little robots. I went through- The future's coming. I went to a restaurant with Abby. You guys, those little robots. I went through just coming.

I went to a restaurant with Abby. You guys seen those little robot waiter things, they're like, boo, and they come up to your table with your bobo tea or your boba tea or whatever. And I was thinking I want one of those, but they don't have arms. OK? Kind of waiter is that. You have to get the boba tea, put it on the thing,

and then tell it where to go. fuck is that I need arms on my robot Let's rethink this is 2022. I feel so bad for all the robots that were sold a future where they'd be like in the terminator And then I'll be like Arnold Schwarzenegger liquid metal. It's like guess what you're a waiter bring boba tea I'm like wait a second. I saw the matrix. This isn't how it happens. You can't even tell anybody you're a fuck off with your arms when they make you mad. It's a very important part of being a waiter, you know? Because you can't say fuck off.

So when somebody is being an asshole at your table and you're holding your piece of paper, you just go, uh-huh, so. Oh. Let me think. You have to have little secret ways of saying fuck off to people. That's a hack. Oh, I just tried to.

So anyway, so back over at Jennifer's house, so Bill arrives. The fuck you hack. Now, I don't actually remember why I wrote this, but I'm just trying to put it in my mind. I feel like it makes sense. He's pulling bags out of the car, and all I wrote down was, whoa! Kessie does, because Bill is in trouble, so Bill hasn't wanted to be on camera, but now

here Bill is again about to be with the group, so he's like, hmmm, I got things. Just like, of course he did, you got a lot of things. You're a man of excess. A man with a man, a man with cars, a man with white children. She lots and lots of children, baby. You beat everyone. What can I help you with, darling? And she got nothing unless your name is John Helio. Mm-hmm. And she goes nothing unless you name is down here. Yeah

Met on who you'll but I'd like to make it's like, oh, yeah, Ronnie take it off. Oh, hold it down This sweater both sit only lasts like five minutes This is our some of our previous, some of our limited Luann. So, so a van arrives and Margaret's like, Joe, we're here. I'm like, I'm thinking kids figure it out. The van stopped and doors open. He doesn't know. So she's like, you know, hanging on him to get out of the car, of course. He just like lays down on the van of the door to the floor so she can walk down, you know, putting his hand up to help her.

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Doodoo. He's like, what's he coming, Bill? He's like, you be the overture. Ooh, I'll be in the kitchen for the opening number. Mm. Oh, Jesus. And then I love Bill trying to pretend to occupy himself in the kitchen.

He just starts sort of going like this. He's just feeling. LAUGHTER B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b Oh, the pretzels where they should be, um pretzels. Bottle one. I'm just busy, busy, busy kitchen island. Oh, look, a drawer with spoons and forks. No one's at the door. Oh, hello.

So, Marge is like, uh, Bill just left the front door. Okay, we've got our first half off. All right. Welcome to the editor of the Huffington Post. Bill Aiden, ladies and gentlemen. All right. Our first half was a half. That counts as a half. Okay, that was a half into the kitchen. So Bill, we know Bill is nervous because when everyone walks in and he sees Joe Gorka, he messes up the line. He goes, what's going on? Big guy. When we all know

the proper greeting is, there he is. My man. My man. My man. Which he does to bill about six times in this month. Yeah. He just keeps going up to bill randomly going, my man. I'm right here, Joe. I see you. I see you.

Joe, sometimes Joe Gorga is sometimes like, if you're playing like Street Fighter and you select your fighter, but you still have some other things to select. So the fighters are sort of sitting there on the screen going like this. Yes. I then just select something and he goes like, that's Joe Gorego So they all come into the kitchen, you know and bills like happy

The rom in the coconut shake it all he's trying his best and Marge is like mm-hmm. Here's Bill, okay. Marge just turns her back to him. She's like, hello everybody. Hello. So she's giving her back to Bill. And she's like, listen, you know, but Jen and I are finally in a better place.

No, you're not. What did that happen? I know. Oh, it was at the Keg party. It was like a sort of like, they were like, hey, let's move forward. Let's move forward, baby. Which means it takes like three more years before anything happens.

So she's like, we're in a good place, fat. But you know, it's a little awkward with Bill. You know, I mean, I have nothing against Bill. Except my back currently, you know. So he's getting get. So then they all move from the little kitchen. And this is like a vacation home. So I'm not like a dissing the little. then they all move from the little kitchen, and this is like a vacation home, so I'm not like dissing the little,

but they move from like a little kitchen to like a little tiny balcony. Yeah. You know, this cast, do not keep this class, this class, this cast, and close proximity to each other. What are you, it's like putting two little, you know, chickens into a pan, you know, what do you think they're gonna do?

Chickens fight each other, right? Yes. Everything fights, it's rather think they're gonna do? Chickens fight each other, right? He's... Everything fights. I'm not think of an animal that started fighting right away. Beta fish. You had beta fish. A beta fish. I love our listeners. They remember.

I had beta fish and I put a couple in together and they never did that. I was always trying to get started a beta fish, right? I said a known as a kid I was gonna be a housewise fan because you know beta fish are like, oh, they like have this long gown. It's like, they're always wearing a reunion dress, you know?

And I would be like, I'm gonna put that fish in with that fish and they're gonna fight. And they wouldn't, they would just stare at each other. Like, woo, oh, mm, mm. Yeah. Mm. Had to put a goldfish in there to get me action. They fought that fucker. Yeah.

Bad weather. So, arpeida fishes. So, anyway, everyone's outside and feels like, so, hmm, who's ready for a drink? And Joe Gorker's like, I want that. What's that? I want that. Yeah, yeah. Well, look, look, there's too many boobs on one balcony. Let's go boys, all right?

The hands about to start there, clocking, all right? This is for boys. Let's go boys being boys. Am I right? Let's go looking, boys being boys. My man. And then literally he's like, what is that? And Bill is like, whiskey.

And he's like, yeah, I want some of that. And then he goes in for a high five. Yeah, he goes, my man. My man. My man. Like a seven outside, the ladies, cheering their business, the lady business. And Margie's like, we're treating to Loris.

And Jan's like, I have no one to deal with happen. I was down in the kitchen, daydreaming about what an amazing husband and father did. Feeling better? I was sad, feeling better? feeling better, and with it, and, hey, I know I'm not this seen, but please don't say gay, alright? So she tells Jen, Jen is like, yeah, something crazy happened, Theresa went stumbling

up. And then it cuts to Margaret. Margaret has this certain face that she does, and she does it so hard right now. It's sort of like this weird sort of orgasm face, where she's like, it's like she's trying to stretch all her lips around all her teeth. It's like she's trying to stretch all her lips around all her teeth. So, Joe, like, what is she upset?

What is Teresa so excited about? I know, I think it was about Louis. It was about Louis. And Melissa's like, I knew it was going to happen. I was born and then we get a clip of last week of Melissa going, Oh, I just got a private text from Teresa. You better have my boyfriends back, you fucking bitch in front of all these other bitches, or I'm gonna kill you, you're exited. I don't even know what that word is,

but that's what I got. So Jennifer's like, what she wants to protect him. And Marguer is like, no, let him handle it. Okay, he's a grown man. A grown man who likes to scream naked on TikTok without the grown naked men. Okay, you know what, who am I to judge? Listen, we have to, like, if they're a grown man, they have to do things for themselves. Joe, stand over here.

So, Jackie's like, you know, people give me shit for picking shirts out for Joe, and then you've got hers out there naked on a beach crying into a camera on TikTok, okay? You know what? So Jackie's like, well not for nothing. Last year she told me that, you know, if it's if something's not true, fucking stick up for your man, and then she would be then she should be here doing that.

Which was a good point, because she's basically that was what Teresa said to Jackie, with all those rumors, to read the way the Teresa deflected, it was like, why, you should come to like George and stick up for your man. So now there's rumors about Louis and Teresa's nowhere to be seen, of course.

Well of course, vote HIPAACRAT. Vote HIPAACRAT, okay? She's the biggest one and it is so fucking funny. But also Jackie last year was sobbing like, you shouldn't do that to families. You shouldn't do that to families. So they're all kind of. No, they're all hypocrites all the time,

which is what's great about it. The hip a crack convention. So they go inside, right? So the guys are inside. And Gorgah, of course, won't just take a regular drink. He's like, I'm in a doctor's house, huh? Doctor, my man, I want the good stuff. You got me calling my man.

Bill's zipping back up his pants. He's like, oh, I thought he said he wanted to be good stuff, never mind. So one of my favorite things, I feel like I've noticed, like this is the episode where I'm noticing all the margins that have been with us all along. But it's like the first time I've like I've noticed, like this is the episode where I'm noticing all the margins that have been with us all along, but it's like the first time I've like saw them,

Marge gives little Yelp reviews everywhere she goes, like from room to room, you know, so they go into the kitchen, she goes, this is very nice. This gets three very nicees out of four. Congratulations Yelp approved. Yelp recommended business. Yeah, I mean, while Gorgas is still trying to have mad night,

he's like, hey, hey, you know what Benino wants to drink? Huh, huh, nipples. You want nipples? You want nipples? Huh, huh, huh. I'm catching each other's nipples. So the ladies come and he's like, what again, with the women?

Come on. Ain't it enough we luch its vote? Come on. What's even the winning end? So then they, but now, this crew, they're moving around a lot. This is now about moving rooms, OK? Yeah. You guys want to go downstairs now?

No, I'm like, heck. So the whole group goes down to another outside area. Now they're all sitting in these Adironduct chairs or whatever out there. And they sit there. It's so far, it's a very lovely time. And then you know it's going to go sour because Melissa says this, this is really

a really comfortable circle. I didn't think I'd ever be hanging out at your house, Jennifer Aiden. I mean, not you, Bill. You were always nice. But Jennifer, we go at it a lot. That's not what you say if I have a nice time. And she wasn't even saying it nice.

She was like, yeah, Jennifer and I go at it. And it's funny because they're all set up. And what are they? Adirondack chairs in my head they were. But they're all like, you know. They may have been Shaz lounges, I'll be honest. There could have been a bench I think there actually was a bench involved okay it's a big semi-circle of chairs that I

don't know the specific names now but they're very nice they're very nice you know very nice chairs you know what Jesus very sturdy chairs Joe sit down actually very sturdy chairs Joe's like it's me it's it's me. You're right, you're right. Joe, I said sit in the chair, don't do chair pose, you teach him yoga and all of a sudden. So then, Jen's like, oh, come on. Helming in, sometimes a tease, he has something. And Melissa's like, no, no, I feel like you get

really serious with that. And then we get the clips. 2020, Andy. Moisa! Are you still considering bringing your eggs? I have a good one. And Jen's like, who we can't shake an abedist? She's wearing his self-absorbed. Excelsif absorbed people can't have children.

What the fuck channel are you on? So then, of course, Jen, after a few years of Melissa throwing like forks and knives at her glasses, once a season there's something that she throws at Jennifer. She goes, I didn't know that you get offended that badly. Did you miss the silverware that went right by her head? And Jen, like a lot of us, are just so bored with Melissa. She can't even give like a full shrug to Melissa. She just does this. And I may get offended that much.

Ha, ha, ha. Like a hand, a hand shrug. She can't even offer her the full. So it's a little awkward, and they're all just sort of sitting there quietly. Okay. Just all like, what are we going to do? Okay, Bill's here, Margaret's here. So then Dolores and Frank walk up. Frank, of course, like, what are we gonna do? Okay, bills here, markets here. So then Dolores and Frank walk up. Frank, of course, like,

what, everyone's so quiet. Huh? Dolores, they're quiet. Senka, how do you hungry, Frank and Dolores? Yeah, we're fucking hungry. Frank was eating the sun visor, okay? Do you know what that did to my uber rating? We're fucked, feed me.

He literally thought it was a taco shell. He's gone delirious. So now they go in and get their food and people are asking where Theresa is and then we see a van. And the van door slides open and Theresa and Louie gets in. And that poor man looks like a gummy bear in a microwave. Let's his heart. Yeah.

I mean, you guys see me up here with three towels, sweating in the winter. My ass crack hanging out. Should I judge? No. Do I judge? Oh, yes, yes! Yeah, we're allowed to. It's TV.

It's all of these ruins I'm taking. So Theresa and Louis, they get into the sprinter and they sit down and trees is like, the camera's in here, the camera's, we're like, technically yes, that's true, but you happen to be pointing at the rear view mirror, but that's fine. I see. I see saying like this, like, just cameras. I'm saying I'm just carrying the camera.

There's also microphones, you fucking down. I know. Okay. There's also microphones, you fucking dumb. Okay. Hey, is this house moving? You're in a van. So Louis, oh. Well, Louis is like, he's trying really hard to that new age stuff that he's been preaching about.

So he just starts trying to breathing exercises. So he's just trying to breathe the exercises. So he's like, It's like, Louis, you have to exhale too. You're like, This is that poop that won't come out, you're like, You know how when women are like, you'll never know what it's like to give birth. He does. He does. He does. He does.

Yes, he does. So then, Louie's like, why is this all coming out now? I just don't get it. Like, why is this coming out now on this stuff? And she goes, it's coming out, because my head is the one who brought it out, right?

He's like, when? When did she bring it out? He's like, howling, selling kick on a party. Remember? Also the internet. Yeah, it was on the internet, too. Sir, you know Louis has a Google alert for himself. Yeah.

And you know that shit went off 10 times, at least today. Listen, Margaret licensed her the pop, but I don't believe that she I don't think that she is the one who leaked this What do you guys think that she leaked it or do you know no no no no I mean it also he has like a trail of like 10 X's who hate him There's like very clear Suspects here, okay? This is a lady who didn't this lady, like, do a whole marathon across the United States wearing the wedding dress she was gonna be in to Mary. Oh, I mean, she had like a whole spread. You know, oh, so good.

Like, the runaway ride, but like, over the whole country. You know, she'll be on next season. So, you know, I don't know, but we will research it a little bit more. But isn't that that lady ran up ran from she did something she was featured in a magazine. They're like the lady who ran from a narcissist and there's the economist. It was the economist. There's this whole article with her. It's this whole article with her like what it's like to get away from a toxic man,

and I, you know, I put on my wedding dress and ran across the entire country. I was like, wow, Louis, Louis really sucks. And this was before we even knew who Louis was, right? Yeah. So, um, so Teresa thinks it's Martin or who leaked it. Teresa's gonna be outside, by the way, and about two sides.

Who was that yelling? More, more! It's G-O. G is back there like, more, more, tell me more. Tell me more. Wake up in the morning. Wake up in the morning. So that Teresa's blaming Margaret, which of course Margaret did bring it up on camera,

and continues to, every time they cut back to Margaret, you know, they cut back to her and say, I mean, what are you gonna do? It's a video on the internet. He's snoozing it, he's yelling at people. It's, you know what, what can I do? It's right here, here's the video, here's it. Bill, do you have airplay?

Do you have airplay? So Teresa's like, you know what, I don't trust Margaret at all. Like, she's ruthless. So Teresa's like, you know what, I don't trust Margaret at all. Like she's ruthless. Like, she, uh, uh, she's, the camera's still on. You know what, I think nobody should judge nobody, especially about their pastes. Alright?

Yeah, that was real. Constitutional! Why you were married 19th time? What? Theresa. Oh, fucking people. Well, that's exactly why. That's exactly why she doesn't want to be judged for the past.

So then we see, then we start seeing headlines of the latest news in Louis life. So Teresa's friends are worried about her relationship with Louis Rrrr-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r- In addition to being featured in a strange video about his ex, Louie has also faced claims of being sex obsessed. Oh no, not on the same show as Joe Gordon. I know, right? Oh, how naughty. Mmm. The headline couldn't even finish.

It was like claims of being sex up. Ah, it's like Joe's dick coming into the headline, you know. Joe Borgat even fucking the headline clip coming onto the jersey. Who cares? So Teresa comes in with Purple Louie. And you know that Teresa is here to really stand up for Louie because she has bronzed herself to the point

of being almost purple herself. Yeah. You notice? It's like, what is Teresa doing right now? Do you like, ah! So they come in and they're all smiles, like, hey guys! And then Margaret's like, you know what? This is so Teresa.

She leaves in a half, OK, emphasis on a half. It's my new thing. And then she comes back, nothing ever happened. It's like, she didn't even have a half out, because we know she had a huff out, okay? I'm gonna make huff out happen by the end of the episode, okay? Huff out, keep an eye out for it, okay? Me, who are you kidding?

You're not mad. The sorting hat has spoken. You're a huff-a-puff, Theresa. That's it. All right, Huffie? Huffington Post called. Commissions. Here comes one right now. So Bill comes up to Louis.

He's like, he's just nodding at everybody kind of trying to smile. And Bill's like, can I get you a drink? Take a load off. Take a load off. Louis's like like I'll take a tequila and Bill's like with pineapple So Frank is like Hey Louis. Hey Louis. So we were at the beach, huh? I wish you could have come.

Joe was wishing you could have come because you'd be the only person with skinnier legs than him. Ah, the law, high five the law. The law, where's the law? Where's the law? Where? Where are you? Where are you the law?

Right next to you Frank. Oh God. Don't go. Don't go. You never stop this one, right? Hey, hey Louis, Louis, what was your sport? What was your sport in high school? What did you play?

What did you play in high school? Would you play? He played it with himself. Ah, I bought the law! The law! We're at the law! Still next to you, Frank. Still next to you.

And Louie never even gets to answer. He's just like, oh, ah- Yeah, yeah. He is so nervous. So super awkward, right? And everybody just stops and Doris goes, well, the food was good. I'm happy. Now I'm full. Now I'm full. So there's awkward silence. A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A- So Tracy, oh my gosh, so Tracy decided to make an appearance today. Yeah, I don't know who called Tracy and said Tracy you're supposed to talk on this show. So this is the really funny part where they do a really bad job of pretending like they're not trying to start a fight. So Tracy's like, hey Melissa, are we going to address the elephant in the room?

Trist is like what? I have a Melissa's like what? You know the elephant We're gonna address it right the elephant are we gonna address it? Because Teresa just left the party right and Melissa's like oh just left the party, right? And Melissa's like, oh, Tracy, Jennifer said that, but it doesn't seem that way, like Teresa's mad, because that's what Jennifer said. So then Jackie picks up on it and she's like,

what? Jennifer said, what? What did Jennifer Aiden say to you about Teresa? Say it, Melissa, go ahead and say it. All right, just say it Melissa. Teresa Jennifer said that you left an effect. That's it. I have an effect. I have an effect.

It was all of those things Teresa. They're all like waiting to see who can tattle tale to Teresa first. I have a land rover, not a fit, not a Honda fit. You left an emotional fit, you idiot. And then Tricy does that thing where she's trying to decide things with her tongue on the side of her mouth. She's like, Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I guess what Margaret's and guess what Margaret says you had a huff out You would like huff the magic dragon basically So Teresa's like

I didn't leave it on half And Marga's like she said that you were very upset and that you were like, I'm not coming back and then you're vast. Maaah! Maaah! And I love to be so be like, nah, I didn't leave in a half-dark. And then they just cut to like 10 minutes earlier. Get the fuck out of my face, I'm fucking leaving here! Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe So... Hey, anybody in my mind? It's anything to me and I,

it's anything to me that you was saying behind my back, I think you wanted to see my things because I don't like to stop standing behind my face in my back. All right. Okay, well, you know what, Teresa? Okay, Teresa, I don't think anyone's going

behind your back. Okay, I think everyone's very curious about the video. Okay, it's not what, Teresa. Okay, Teresa, I don't think anyone's going behind you back. Okay, I think everyone's very curious about the video. Okay, it's not a nosy thing. People care about you and they have concern. My concern, my concern, I mean. I have no concern, baby. Teresa raises like one inch off of her chair, okay. So she's saying,

Wow, my concern, I've been with him again. There's no concern, I ain't. Whatever happened in Louis past, stays in the past, because whatever happens in the present and the future, that's what you care about. But what happened in the past is the past.

This is why she wants you Jurassic Park. She just refuses to acknowledge. I don't like those things. That's the past. I'm thinking of you, the pants, the pants, the pants, the pants, the pants. So Louis, guys. Hey, hey, hey, I can address it.

I can address it. I can address it. I can address it. I can address it with you. No, thanks. No, thanks. What do you want to know? No, thanks.

No, thanks. What do you want to know? No, thanks. No, thanks. No, thanks. No, question. You know me. Babe, babe. You know that guy and it's like nothing. No talking while I talk. You are one mouth. Babe, babe, I can do it.

I'm a big boy. I'm a big boy. I'm a big boy. I can talk myself. I play sports. I'm cool. I breathe. So Teresa, who you know Louis has been like, do not get up.

Do not get up and stop fighting. We're bigger than that. We're spiritual people. Teresa's butt. I mean, it's so funny watching her try to stay in the chair. She cannot do it. She's now she's like three inches off the chair. So, he's like, okay, you know, so Margaret's like, listen, we've all been discussing the

video because the video came out. He notices a public figure, etc. And he's like, you know what, hey Margaret, just talk to me, just talk to hey, Margaret, just talk to me. Just talk to me, okay? Just talk to me. Well, why are you so defensive about it? He's like, and then that's what he's just like, I'm not defensive about it, okay? You want to talk about your pants going ahead. You want to tell a whole story behind your cheetah.

Well, this one and this one and this one, I don't get it on fire. You fucked that one for that one. You fucked that one for that one. You fucked that one for that one. You want to talk about it? You go right out here. Teresa, Teresa, why are you so upset right now? Why are you so upset? I don't like how you fucking dancing, I like.

I don't like that, I like. I don't like that you talk about by boyfriend. I've been with him a year, I'm learning. Listen, I've listened, I'm thrilled for you. Didn't you see my Yelp review? Very thrilled. I don't give a fuck if you're happy for me, all right? What's matters is I'm happy, all right?

Theresa, you asked me why Jennifer left in a half. OK? Theresa, you're taking a dump on that chair. What's coming on here? And when we're like, can I say something? Can I just say something? No, no. What's it going to say?

Hey, stop, stop. Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, on your best day wouldn't intimidate me. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Wouldn't intimidate Louis. I mean, he comes in like a tomato. He's all sweating. Ooh. Well, good to have confirmation you're a piece of shit. Yeah.

She wasn't trying to intimidate you. Now I can see. Now I can see why Theresa does not want this man to talk. I mean, Jesus, everything that comes out of his mind. He's like Judas and... Gorgah rolled the men, rolled into one, all the Joes. Terrible. Listen, whatever you want to say, talk to me.

Okay, just talk to me. All right. And Marge is like, I mean, just Louis, thank a train to intimidate him. I mean, I'm trying to help you explain yourself because everyone thinks that video, it's kick-a-kray, cry. Okay, that's it, it's crazy.

And Teresa, Teresa's like, you know, anyone here in explanation. Teresa is like literally about to fall down. She's like, you know, nobody's not there. All right, you know, nobody's here. Teresa is like literally about to fall down. She's like, you know nobody's not there. All right, you know that. Teresa, Teresa, Teresa, I'm gonna leave. I'm gonna leave. I'm gonna, Teresa.

Teresa, this table's about to break. He's like, Teresa, I'm gonna leave, aren't you? No, and she says, San she's saying, Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, She won't learn if I don't leave. And then he goes, This man has a dog that shits all over the house. I can hear it. And then in case that wasn't condescending enough, two years, one mouth. Listen more through your mouth. That three holes on my right, my name, my name.

Okay, nothing intimidates, just as a reminder, nothing intimidates me. So what do you have to say to me, Margaret Joseph? Okay, nothing. You know what? I wasn't even saying anything. I was just saying the video had come out on this thing that we have now called the Internet. And unfortunately, people were saying negative things mostly us. And every single person was like, what kind of place was this special camp? Like, here it is.

I am a very good example of business. Oh, yeah, you know, right, give very successful things for that. I can speak for myself, I can speak for myself woman, okay? Demarge does that thing where she sucks in her cheeks and starts trying to take like something out of her front teeth, she's like That's so true. She's like, okay, since you insulted me, I will go back to the cilantro. So, Louis is like...

I did write the whole monologue. I love you. Of course, I read all the monologues. This was half the thing was rewinding to get this monologue. I mean, it's gonna go down. I have this monologue and then the real monologue. Okay. Listen, I grew up with a lot of trauma

in my life. I had to grow up being me, you know? I friend of mine started a thing called Warrior out in California and a lot of men go and revisit their pain and to get clarity. And I was in a relationship with a woman and I had to learn in that moment to be vulnerable and shirtless and tell her, listen, I'm sorry, because I didn't want to commit to your marriage. I didn't want to commit to a bad woman. So I went and apologized to the woman for not being honest and said, you know what, it's over.

So here's what he really said. March and I both were doing this. So, their finger are just trying to hold her brain inside her head. Like, they're on her temples, like, do not splurred out right now. We're all like in that parsley and artisan. So, this is what it's over apparently means in Louis language. I'm coming home to see you, get engaged, and bring our family together, and finally get married, and have a life together. I've been here for a week. I love our children, and hope you receive this message. Well, thank you. I love you. Thank you for your time. I hope that this hits your heart. I love you. I'm sorry I make mistakes, and I held so cheap. I'm sorry I put you through pain, thank you for being patient.

For being the scene of man I saw on me. So yeah, obviously he was dumping her. Yeah. Obviously he was dumping her. Yeah, Larry. I got it. Yeah. That looked like a bunch of men gathered on a beach with women who just wouldn't refuse to believe

that the men wouldn't be with them anymore. They're like, all of them on that beach. Like, say like you mean it, bro. Say like you mean it. Yeah, must be trouble beating off those sexy ladies for all of you. Did somebody say a bunch of shirtless men on a beach? No kidding. We just see Bill pass with like two coconuts on his boobs. Like, in a calf tan, boys need a cameraman. Little pin your calada. Mmm.

I just didn't want to commit to a bad woman, you know? So I went and I apologized to a woman for not like being honest and saying, you know what? Like, it's over. So that's why I did that. So any of that makes sense to you. And Marge holding in her brains, right? And Jackie and Marge are both telling us. Are we watching the same fucking video?

Yeah, because that's not the fucking video that I saw. Okay. Yeah. So, Louis is like, okay, listen, I had a thirsty ex. She's looking for attention and she put that out there and tried to humiliate me. Look, I'm actually very proud, okay? I'm proud of my work and what I've done. I'm auction on my chests. I was fully expecting a no-rag rats tattoo.

Oh, what? You know that guy's like, no regrets. Oh, no regrets. No regrets, just no regrets. I thought you said no, rats. I was like, no regrets, no regrets. Yeah, happy now. I got happy now.

You finally got your answer. Yeah, happy now. And Joe Gorka's You finally got your answer. Yeah, happy now. And Joe Gorkas, like, what are you so mad about? What's going on here? She's like, I don't like people. Guys, I mean, guys, I mean, did you hear that Evan who got explode jumps in the gym? Yeah.

And Teresa, after this homologue, is still fuming half out of her chair, like, I don't like God's up. You know, freaking out. And he's like, everyone got substance to recent. But I don't fucking like it. And he goes, oh yeah, oh yeah, Theresa, well, the friend you hang out with got subs about me, right? She calls me a crook, okay? Is that okay with you?

It's not, but you hang out with her, right? He pulls like a bottle of Macaulyn out of his pocket and starts undoing it to take his way. And like, on a sharpie, it says, Joe Gorgas brand new whiskey brand. McGorgas. McGorgas. I'm not a crook.

So this is the point that's bulls in my right. This is the part of the episode where Louis gets off scot-free because then it pivots away from Louis being on the hot seat to now being about Jennifer Eiden, which by the way, I'm okay with, they're both great fights to me, you know? So, so Gorgas like, you know, you hang out with Jennifer, and Teresa is like, hello, you hang out with fucking Margaret.

And she was, what did I say that was so bad? Sure, I tried to push the huff out thing, okay? Didn't really work. Wasn't so bad. You mad at me, man, you're out. And she's like, what should we say? I tried to push the huff out thing, okay? Didn't really work. Wasn't so bad. You might not be meeting now. She's like, what should we say? And the tree says like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

well, I'll show you that it. You went after Jen, yeah, you went after Jen. She goes, I did not go after Jen. Ah, you shall be ashamed of yourself. And then like, Jennifer's like, this is my moment. Why you have done to me? It's so cruel. I mean, Baba.

When I talk about things, thinking something, my things. And my just like, not if it's in my own backyard, because guess what, Bill and I are a little similar, FYI. And Bill's like, mmmm. Mmm. Mmm. Not fully expected.

He still doesn't know what's coming, right? Yeah. Yeah, I bet you expose the secret. That's what you did. I only talked about what's up and out there. I don't go digging for you. I don't go digging for you. And I don't go digging for you.

And I don't go digging. And then it cuts to you. Jennifer, did you call people in Tenefly? Did you? I was curious, mister. I was curious. So Melissa's like, that's beyond it. You definitely dug. And Bill's like, eww.

Bill, I thought Bill ran away. Bill did not run away. No. Bill ran to a bush. Yeah. He just went over there with his like, played a food. It was like, I'm going to watch. Those just like...

You know? You know? He's basically wills than on home improvement behind the pick of fence. Hmm. Bill's in. Hmm. Hmm.

So, um, so Melissa's something like you dug Jennifer, she's like, no, no, it's because Frank, Frank told my husband, and Frank's like, oh, come on now, come on now, as ridiculous, I never said anything, I never said anything about anything that's a lie, the Lord, where are you, where are you the Lord? The Lord, the Lord! But that's what my husband told me, whatever, I wasn't there. I was like, oh, okay. So then your husband's not here either, by the way. It's just catch to bill, like. Mm-hmm. There's just like an ornate painting from the 1800s with two eyeballs cut out with Bill, like, mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Like hmm hmm. Hmm. Team is not trying to dig up that long junk. And dramatic violence as cheeky barbers. The most dramatic person in New Jersey so that no matter what's happening, Tiki Barbers, Tiki Barbers, like, Tiki Barber. It's like, hi. Hi, I'm television with Tiki Barber. I'm Tiki Baba is like, hi. Hi, I'm television Tiki Baba. I'm Tiki Baba.

Formerly of the New York Giants, and I have a twin brother, Ronde. Turning Tiki Baba. No matter what happens, he's just like, yeah. He's like, I just have to give my wife three more months of this, and then the divorce papers. So, Margaret's like, don't defend her. She's indefensible, and then the divorce papers. So Margaret's like, don't defend her, she's

indefensible. And then you just need to raise a be like, and def, def, def, def, def, def, def, def, def, def, def, so Melissa's like, you know what, you ask for loyalty, if you want loyalty, you got to give loyalty back. And then Teresa's like, I am. I'm here. And Tiki comes in and Melissa is still screaming. I mean, look, if she asks a question about Evan, she's not digging. But if someone asks a question about Louie, they're digging. And Teresa is like, ah. Ah.

The spinny wheel of Zlob Death is like starting to appear on her forehead. System overloaded. So Melissa's basically, she's called Jen a hater. Jen's like, I'm not a hater baby. And Melissa's like, well I don't care, I don't give a fuck what you say. You feel like a hater and you called my husband a crook. It just keeps having to bell in the bush like, mm-hmm. And, uh, Jen's like, so let me tell you something.

I don't know anything about you, go, I got a really dumb Joe. And he's like, oh, yeah, I thought you did, huh? I thought you did, not my man. All right, all right, someone else is man, all right? And she's like, no, no, no, no, look. So wait, I'm gonna dress it. I'm gonna dress the fucking crooked thing. It's fucking hearsay and it's out there. No, no, look, so wait, I'm gonna address it. I'm gonna address the fucking crooked thing.

It's fucking hearsay and it's out there. And you guys remember it, now they cut to a clip of Michelle, the realtor. The realtor, yeah. Who ended up selling Teresa's house and getting the money for that. So while we're talking about loyalty, I like, they're trying to make it like it's about Michelle,

but this is really about Joe Judei's giving that interview where he's like, that guy, that guy's a fucking crook. Soah, who cares? You know what, that guy can't even go into a fucking home depot. All right, he's banned because he steals shit. All right, that's it. You want the truth? There it is. There it is.

So the gens like, well, I only called him a crook because of what you said, Melissa. And then we, it turns out Melissa had written on her Instagram something stupid where she's like, basically like, oh, you think that like, that you're the only one that uses people for storylines. She basically goes in on Jennifer for like, she says that Jennifer uses her family for her storylines.

And Melissa says I'm not trashy. I'm classy and I'm still going strong, you know Well, I have it here. Can I read a punt? Sorry, it's really long. I won't read the whole thing You guys have probably already already read it, but just in case So it goes on like guys it's the reunion night and thank you for being so supportive We've gotten all of your letters asking if this season could be longer Much stuff. Oh, a you fucking my so she starts off by just lying, okay? So then she says

There's you might notice that everyone is tagged except for one person who I feel is only happy when family and friends are divided Probably because she would throw her own mother under the bus for TV, or if it would make Teresa happy. I've been on the show a long time and I know conniving when I see it. When you don't, when you don't something for me at all and they're constantly trying to put you down and trying to cause risks in our relationships,

that's a huge red flag. And we, baby. Which is such a Melissa tell-off post. I like the plug for Envie and the Mellys. They might want to try to be the fun tipsy one like you. Sorry, Melissa, damn. But they just fail and they look sloppy. Finger nail painting, fingerna, damn. But they just fail and they look sloppy. Finger nail painting, finger nail painting.

Lots of skeletons in the closet over there. I'm nice until you're not. Hey, attention everyone, you will see it. Love you, thanks for your support, got your letters. And me, and me, and me. This is what we've always referred to, Melissa Az. The fun tips, he won.

Yeah. She can hold her own and a scene. So the Jennifer's band is saying, because of that pose, that's why she called Joe Gorega a crook. And then she goes, and even he, even he, little bitch girl, came in and commented baby Which are like At that point built at that point we just see a pot of plant just moving away very slowly and two little feet

Two little feet under it as bills like I wanted the next door neighbor And Melissa's like how dare someone call my husband a little bitch. And Joe's over there like, I ain't even saying nothing, I ain't jamming. And Jen goes, listen, you don't need to get involved in our fights, Joe. No man should ever have to get involved in our fights. And these words absolutely will not come back to haunt me the next 15 minutes on the show.

There's time in it. It was retaliation. So Marge is like, oh my god, oh my god, because now they're screaming, I'm a list of standing and she goes, that is disgusting. People. People. So they're screaming at each other and Jen's like, the Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh yeah, you're terrible. She's like doing a one-handed breaststroke. She always does that, right? I feel like the two things you can reliably expect from Melissa Gorga is the stand-up, half-breastroke. And her brushing her teeth. She brushes her teeth a lot on these shows.

Have you guys noticed? Well, she smells great when she's yelling at you. The fine titsy drunk. OK, so now I get it. OK, because I always have pasta in my teeth. OK, I got got a brush my teeth. Okay, that solves a lot of that issue Okay, Ronnie. Okay, so now what happens? I rewinded at 45 seconds because I know that everybody's gonna be like who started it But it's Jersey so this happens like every week, but on any other show they'd be like who was physical first But Melissa tries it looks like she's leaving right. She's just trying to walk out.

But there's a half circle of these not-adarondak chair things. Yeah. So she's like, fuck you stupid. I hate you. I hate you. And she's like, no, fuck you. No, fuck you. And then Jen gets her like this.

Yeah. And she's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Stop it. She got my arm. And then the bodyguard comes in and he's like, you want to fight with me, Jen? You want to fight with me? At which point Margaret? Margaret's like, okay, it's the moment I've been waiting for.

It's the moment I've been waiting for. Let's go home, let's go home, huff out. Huff out. Huff out. Yeah, Margaret's like get the bicycle get the bicycle pump since a bunch of huffies here. All right, let's see you coming So now the bodyguard is standing in between General isa which is a mistake because you can't expect the women on this show to fight with their words It's hilarious. So they're both going like this, like over the body guy. They're like, shut up. I swear to God. You're dumb. I swear to God. Yeah, it's a big. I swear to God. Yeah, I don't the sign. I swear to God. The bodyguard's just like Jesus Christ. Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, I did it, that it ultimaewa.

You look like a loser, you weirdo. Melissa goes, get some truth. Ha ha ha ha. So get the fuck out, get that fuck out of this house that I don't own. So they've just been screaming and yelling and they're trying to, the bodyguards like pretending that he cares. And then Jackie goes, you know what? I don't even want to help her anymore.

Okay? I'm done. She goes, oh, you're done with me, Jackie. What are they doing to you? Wow. So there's all this pandemon people are, people are fighting. And she is, oh, you're done with me Jackie. What do you do to you? So there's all this pandemon people are fighting. But you know who's actually not part of this mess? Blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink.

And in fact, I don't know if you guys saw this, but I happened to pause it. And at one point, Melissa is screaming at Jen. And Teresa is looking at Melissa. And she is smiling like So So they just keep screaming and yelling at each other and then Jen goes oh, yeah I mean Jackie would just pretend to be my friend

And then you tried to ruin my relationship with this one who I friend with who's gonna stand up for me Bratalore, D'loris, D'loris, D'loris, this one. Hold on. I'm dangling a toy in front of Frank so he doesn't get alarmed. So yeah, Jen has like, yeah, you're pretending to be my friend and then you said that he still has dick and someone else and Jackie goes, he did. And he did. And he did. And he did. And he did. And he did.

So funny. And Dolores Gus. I am your friend, Jen. I will stand up and say it. Spood's good. Spood's good. I thought I was full. turns out I wasn't. So Jackie is now.

I can't believe I was ever even defended Jennifer. I mean, Jennifer's digs on my husband with no remorse. She put her hands on one of my friends. I am so done with Jennifer and my fake friendship with her. I stood up for Jennifer as a mother. But now I can't even stand up for her as a mother. Ooh. The mother can't stand up for you as a mother.

So in case anyone's confused about the emotional thing that's going on here, Dolores can break it down for us. Right now, Jennifer's hurt, and no one has any empathy for her that her husband has been called out as a cheater. We don't have empathy for Bill being a cheater, I'm sorry. So, I don't want to be called out, don't do it in the first place. So, Jack, team, Jackie, and Marge and all those ladies leave.

And then, Jen is still at the house with Dolores and Teresa, right? And so, Jen's like, she started it. I mean, come on, Teresa, even your brother gets in on it. Why is he getting involved in women's shit? Baby. In real-world terms, you're correct. That Joe Gorgah has been a leading housewife on this show for years, OK?

He's a top tier real housewife, man. Yeah. Also, he's allowed to defend himself, at the very least. Okay Here's a top tier real housewife man. Yeah Also, he's allowed to defend himself at the very least But of course Teresa blames Melissa. It is wife So then now of course so anytime these fights happen you just know it's only be a matter of seconds before Melissa and Teresa they turn it into like further evidence and they're ongoing never ending trial of who is the more loyal sister You loyal you loyal So by the way Jen's like I mean I guess standing up for people but Bill still in the bush Bill's like So Melissa's going off about Teresa. And Teresa's like, ah, wait, hold on, hold on.

I think I'm getting a text. And then we see Melissa in the van. And she's like, oh, I'm going to text her right now. You just wait, I'm going to text her. OK, I'm going to chatler. So she's like, Melissa's text in me. Laura's goes, they're going to get mad at you if I'm not leaving with them.

I know how this goes. OK. Listen, Teresa gets mad at you for not leaving with them. I know how this goes, okay. Listen, Teresa gets mad at Melissa and Joe for not standing up for Louis, but then Joan Melissa is gonna get mad for staying by Jennifer's, okay? I wouldn't wanna be Teresa. She's in a pickle.

That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. And Teresa's like, ah, she's asking why I'm still hamming her. Did I call it? Did I call it? Did anybody check the caller idea on this situation? It says Dolores Ketania, because I called it. Dolore, I heard there's some pickles around. Dolore. Frank, just look at the trinkets. So Trees like, I knew flying thingy on, right?

And this isn't about Teresa, so she's about to fall asleep. She's like, I knew flying thingy on, right? And she's like, if I make it good, I'm blanket like good for you, Trees. I have to end the video. So Jen, nobody's going to talk to you. OK. So then Frank, oh, I'm sorry. so the guys gather in the kitchen, right?

They're all red now. Every single one of them. Louis is just like, ha, these women are crazy. I mean, this is not gonna be the end of it, but I'm a man's man, okay? And my position is don't get involved with a woman's drama, just fuck all of them. I'm a man's man, what do you expect?

So then we get the Teresa texty, speaking to text. She's like, ah, she not not want any ill and can't with you. I mean, she ain't gonna make it, but tomorrow. And then Melissa's like, oh my god, Teresa just texted me. She doesn't want pill mentions Matthew. Michelle gonna hear tomorrow. Fuck her! Fuck her! Well guess what, they're all Jennifer's band from the pink party.

Ooh! It's the party of the season at the Jersey Shore. So now it's the morning. It's the next morning, unless there's anything else tonight. No, no, no, my god, what time is it? It's the morning, it's the next morning unless there's anything else tonight. No, no, I'm like, God, what time is it? It's just a fucking pink party, okay. But first we have to say, Tiki Barber. God, what is wrong with me?

Tiki Barber. It's my town, you guys. Tiki Barber, they really give Tiki a lot of like closet space work in the show. Yeah. Ironing, and this time he's just kind of going over a shirt and he's like, last night was sticky. It was very, very sticky.

I'm gorgeous charming cheeky bar. Actually, Ronnie, I believe what Tiki Barber said was, wow, it is sticky today. What I say. He said it was sticky last night. Oh, it's sticky today. He's a man of so many interesting thoughts. It's easy to mistake the two important insights.

So now we go to the, everybody's waking up and starting a new day. Melissa Gorgher brushing her teeth. I'm telling you, you'll never unsee it. Every time. She's always brushing her teeth. Just watch. And then Evan and Jackie, with their like,

we're such like, sexually hot couple thing that they have going. He's like, hey, you want to spoon? And she goes, I know what that leads to. And he goes, spooning leads to forking? I don't get it. So, door, door! I mean, he have Frank. He literally asks again, where are you?

So she's like, Frank, what the hell happened last night? What happened? What happened? What happened? You're right fucking me out. I thought gentlemen, let's go we're gonna be each other, right? When someone comes charging at you like that,

that's a fight. That's a fight. Cut to what was it two weeks ago? Where the lords was like, oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it? Ha! That's why I don't like to charge at people because people would think I'm fighting.

That's why I always walk very slowly from the kitchen to the living room, back to the kitchen, up to Frankie. If he's not getting a blowjob, bring him some coffee. So we go to poor, poor, sexy, stupid, dumb, dumb, horrible joke war got in bed, okay? Joe's in bed like me. He's shouting, he's like, he's like, you know,

I'm telling you, she's just not a good person, all right? She called me a bitch boy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I mean, Bill has checked out of the building. Yes, cut to Bill. Bill's morning his hair is all over the place. I know. It was a witch who likes some coffee, darling. And she's like, I'm not really in the mood for coffee. I'm a stomach. Rough night. It was like all three of them were ganging up on me.

Paul, innocent me, Jennifer Aiden, and you just stood there. You were in the back. I don't know if you were finishing up your meal, you were busy, but you weren't that Bill, you weren't there. Forgive me for getting a little bush. Mm. Well, you know what's off say now, but Bill checked out. Cut to Melissa.

Bill really checked the fuck out of that. No. Me not even there for. Cut to Jackie like, wow, Bill's not even there for her. So you wanted me to get in the middle of it, in the middle of all those hulking men with their muscles bulging and passions inflamed. I suppose I could do that next time. So then we got a Margaret who Margaret is loving this,

you know, because Margaret has orchestrated pretty much the season by now. So she's sitting up in bed with her coffee, with her literal thinking cap on, you know, she's got her little hat and bed. It's like, hmm, so, you know about crazy night. I'm glad that we move has the Louis stuff, but you know, they're what's contradictory stuff, Joe, because you know, but he said he was breaking up in that video, but then in that video, actually, he was wanting

to marry her. And Benino's like, you know, he just wants to like show it maybe from like his perspective. Jump, get to the point, Joe. Are you even talking right now? Well, you might get over here, come for that. So, but I was saying about this season. It's my poor Joe. Getting the bed, Joe. So then, uh, Tracy, me, Tracy, everyone wants to hear about this one.

Tracy. So she tells Tiki, you missed a good time. He's like, it was a good time. I didn't even get to finish my drink, ironing ironing ironing. She's like, Tiki, you don't even have an iron in your hand. He's like, I'm just so used to ironing when you talk. She goes, well, you know what, it turned into chaos. I mean, Teresa didn't want Louis to address the video, and at least six times, he said that if you tell me not to talk again, I'm leaving. He turned to us, he said, if you don't leave, how is she ever gonna learn? It's like, I'm, I thought that's what I say to my dog.

I mean, can you believe that? If she didn't shut up, he was gonna leave. Tiki, where'd you go? You go. Tiki's still standing there with the iron. He's just asleep, smiling. He's ironing his ears off. Like, uh.

So then, let's go Teresa's of course think And Louise like can we just folk you know, so then we go over to the pink party Gorgas cut in the water man. Yes, and Joanne Marchcom and Marge is like, huh. Hi everybody. How'd you sleep bitch boy? Hi everybody, had you sleep bitch boy? That was for you Joan, that was for you, that was the classic one for Joan, okay? So they start going back on everything, a little towel action. You've been doing a lot of up and down. Well you've been doing a lot of up and down. Well I do this even standing in an elevator.

Like I, anyway, go ahead. Well, you know what, you need to keep up and I end up sweating off your forehead. Ha, ha, ha. So basically, they're just setting up a serving watermelon and booze. Everyone keeps on saying, well, Joe Gork, he's such a good host.

He's such a good host. So they all sit down to have breakfast, right? And Joe's whipped out the, you know, the shit he stole from Bill's house last night. He's such a good house. So they all sit down to have breakfast, right? And Joe's whipped out the, you know, the shit he stole from Bill's house last night. He's pouring shots. And they're like, Joe, you're already drinking Joe? Oh, Betty, it's the morning. He's like, my dad used to do this every morning, huh?

All right? He said it helps with the digestion, all right? Listen, pass this one down to Evan. So he's giving everyone, your dad had to enter gestion because he drank hot sauce straight from the bottle, sir. We watch this show. It's like, all right, P, no, no, we love you. And I also love that no, no, it wake up and be like,

drink. It's the perfect thing that goes with your morning octopus. Yeah. So we've got more in common with the Gorgas as children, as I knew. Oh. So then now, over at Jen's house, the kids are coming to the table.

Jen's making this nice breakfast and everything. And then she's saying that she didn't sleep well. She's like, listen, I just want to say thank you, because you had my back last night Teresa, even Dolores, it meant so much to me and the thing with Melissa, I get the cheesy sister-in-law, Pima, and she got up and she charged with me. She was like a fox on the block coming at me for all my pizza bagels. You think that was okay?

And this is not about Teresa, so she's like, eh, eh, She's probably gonna stay friends with her anyway. That's the worst part. That even after Jennifer did all that, she's gonna stay friends with her. Because Tracy's there calling. It's Teresa still gonna be friends with Jen because Teresa should be on your side because like your sisters and that's like a big thing.

Like she should be on your side. You guys are like family. Are you gonna fight with her? Cause you probably should. Because that's where they come. What Tracy be quiet? Right now. You were not the first person to have this discussion, ma'am.

Okay, we've been talking about loyalty on this show since it's incognition. And Jackie is like, isn't really a spot position to say like, you know, like whatever about the past, like fuck the past. I mean, I would hope that like some part of you is like making sure that there's no red flags. I'm like, when Theresa sees a red flag, she's like, you know, like whatever about the past, like fuck the past. I mean, I would hope that like some part of you is like making sure that there's no red flags. I'm like, when Theresa sees a red flag, she's like,

oh, it's a Valentine. But in the shape of a flag, which is weird, but I like that. So then they played this couples game in the pool, which is like a typical new real house class of New Jersey party. Joe's like, all right, let's play a game, right? Okay, because this couples sold the guys answer for the guys, but then the girls answer for the girl on the couple. My man.

My man. All right. Who jerks out the most? The guys? Wow, that's cool. Who watches the most porn? I watch a Walla Drive. Who else has jerked off in this pool before? Everyone's like, uh... Just me? Everyone's like, we're gonna tab a lot off. Who the nice getting fing up the butt every once in a while. Oh, ow, ow, ow.

So now, uh, so then, uh... So now it's time to get ready for the pink party. There's some stuff like Jennifer's kids are playing in the pool and stuff. And Teresa, she comes ready. She's dressed like a fortune teller for this party. She's like a misfortune teller. She is Teresa. She's wearing this. I can't even do it.

We should have one, right? You like my headbands? I don't have a tent. I don't got no towels over here. But it's doing that thing where it's like really tight, so it's like pulling, it's like kind of, like the old headband trick, or it's like pulling up your face,

but it's still Teresa's face so she's like, and her body's just like curtains. It's like curtains of fabric. She looks like she's being held back against her will, like she's trying to knew. No. So I don't know if you heard about this new thing that Frank's been doing, but we cut over to Frank.

He goes, actually I'm sorry, it's a little twist on the classic. The Laura's goes, Frank. And Frank goes, well yeah! I'm in my room. Notice how when a voice comes from my room, it means that I'm in my room. And Melissa's in the middle of her living room room getting her glam done so she can boss people around. She's like, I can't wait for my bartender to get here so I can have a drink. Okay, you know where that goes. Okay, you know where that goes.

I'll just keep brushing my teeth. All right, my team is gone. So Dolores is like, so she brings Frank up to the room because she's found, she's been like, you know, she found some photos. She found a photo of them when they were in high school and they're going to the prom or something. They both look great, by the way, in the photo. I'm gonna look great. Frank looks like a serial killer for the movie. He was hot.

He was hot. He was hot. I'm sorry. Frank was hot. I watch all those shows. But I like knowing that Frank became that guy later in life, where he's like works out too much later in life because like he was like kind of you know, don't be earlier and probably killed people on the freeway. So Delores, it's inspiring. Like people can change.

So since we're getting lots of like sort of like strange monologues this episode Delores has her strange monologue. So I went to the prom with Frank. And at the end of the night he wanted to sleep in my parents house, but he wasn't allowed to sleep in my room, of course. So there's a mattress on the floor in front of the couch, and I wake up and my mom was throwing holy water on him, and he thought the dog was being on him and I said this is the man I'm gonna marry. And now every morning he wakes up thinking the exact same thing except that it actually

is the dog. It's actually dog. Being on his face. Dog has honestly not put the same with his being ever since he fell off the staircase five times. No railings. Still no railings in our house. Now Frank is moving into a home with 27 dogs. Full circle. Okay, let's go to the pink party. Everybody gets ready. Everybody has gotten ready 30 times in this episode. Let's go to the pink party. So everything's pink.

Okay. Melissa's like, I love pink. Pink makes people happy. Pink are like Cameroids and Zits. Like, what is pink? Think about what's pink. Nothing good. For gay men. I feel like Cameroids are universal, then.

I'll let that one sink in. The law. So then, what rhyme for Dolores? There he is. All right. Teresa, do you get too much Teresa in your head? I'm still sweet. So people are showing up at the party. Melissa's mom, I love Donna.

Donna shows up. The sisters are all there. Everyone's there. Not only is everyone there having a good time, everyone is easily able to walk into this open-air party. Everyone, so easy. Because you know it's a party. It's a party.

You walk in, through the door, to a party. It's what you do. Natural progression. Frank and Dolores show up. Oh my god It's a dumpster, okay Okay, what about this one is there a bun? Oh, yeah, there's a puzzle. Okay, okay, there's three pebbles on the grass Okay, there's three pebbles on the floor, which means you got to type in three into the dumpster

Okay, one two Well, it's a third one again into the dumpster, okay? One, two. Well, it's the third one again. And a gate. But to be fair, the four. They turn, they turn. They turn, they turn.

They turn, they turn. They turn, they turn. They turn, they turn. They turn, they turn. They turn, they turn. They turn, they turn. They turn, they turn. They turn, they turn.

They turn, they turn. They turn, they turn. They turn, they turn. They turn, they turn. They turn, they turn. They turn, they turn. They turn, they turn. They turn, they turn.

They turn, they turn. They turn, they turn. They turn, they turn. They turn, they turn. They turned a door into an escape room. Oh, oh. So everybody gathered. So of course, all the ladies end up having their, like, let's sit at the table and fight about something, right? So Melissa Dolores is like, well, you know, let's talk about last night. Everyone wants to talk about it.

And Jack is like, Dolores, you have to tell us what happened after you left. And she's like, all right, well, you know what? Jen got mad, but you charged it up. Like you were going to hit her. Which is also not what Melissa did at all. She was walking out of the party, right? I listened to Dolores.

By the end, I'm like, she did. Melissa came out her. Melissa had an axe. Melissa had a fucking axe. It was a toothbrush. Mm-mm. So Dolores is like, if I were arguing with you, I would have thought you were gonna hit me. And I probably would have hit you back.

And that's all I'm saying. I hit people very frequently when they walk quickly on the sidewalk. And she's like, you don't just come at people like that and you're gonna get fucking beat. The waiter's like, would you like something, ma'am? And she's like, you don't just come at people like that, and you're gonna get fucking beat. And the waiter's like, would you like something, ma'am? And she's like, ah! Ah! Ah!

You don't even know what I did to that door back there. So then Jackie is in Jackie's like, but I mean, you just don't put your hands on someone that's disgusting, and Dolores is like, but Jackie. But Jackie. But Jackie. But Jackie. That's the sound. That's the sound our car used to make.

But we drove over to this drawbridge in New York. Jackie. So you have empathy for her. Only kind of. I like when Dolores hates Jackie, you know? And Jackie tries to spin it She's like well that shows you how much I let go because I wanted to be there for As a mother

But then you went and told her that that builds the one who stuck his dick and someone else that I said that like To do what to start a fight. Hey, listen. I thought it was a very vulgar thing in the moment. That's it. That's it. Well, you mistrude that because I said that she shouldn't be showering all this guilt and shame. And I said, it's a backer up. And Doris goes, no fucking way.

You're walking a little quickly, Jackie. You're about to get punched. Listen, I can't deny a lot of the things that Jen has said had done, but you know what? She had a lasagna that was good. I was very full. I picked my side right then and there. So Dolores Basley is like, listen, you guys always gang up on Jennifer. That's the problem, you know? No, no, no, no, but they could have all, like she could have changed that,

by just saying sorry, Tracy's really. I think someone was like, Tracy, I think we're paying you $5, and you really need to do something, or you're leaving. Because all of a sudden she's coming for it. It's like a flyer just like, just blows through in the wind

and sort of gets to your face. Like, oh, it's Tracy. So then, Teresa comes in and she's like, and Joe goes, hey I'm making an express so. I watch this on close captioning because like honestly like you have to right. So they put I'm making express so. They put in quotes. Express so. So Louie is telling them that Jennifer's feeling really bad

about what happened last night. No, no, no, no. She don't feel bad. She don't feel bad. She called me a crook. All right, she called me a crook. All right. He goes, he goes, there is evilness in her. Okay, there's evilness and so Theresa in a great defense says If I taught that Jennifer with evil, I will not hang out with her. I swear I mean your treason's track record is not great when it comes to friendships and or marriages. And Gorgah goes, I don't know.

Quote, for me, that's a serious word, all right? She's got five letters. You sister just got out of prison, sir. Great thing. So Teresa's like, she's saying, well, you know what? She's like, you know what she's saying? Well, you know what? She's like, you know what, you hang out with Margaret. What about that?

You hang out with Margaret. Being like, you're mad at me for hanging out with Jennifer, but you're hanging out with Margaret. And he's like, what did Margaret do? Yeah. He's like, so she said there was a video on the internet. What are you gonna do? Rang, I'm like, oh, why?

And Louise is like, ooh, it's making that face like, I'm like, oh, wow. And Louise is like, ooh, making that face like, ooh. So, Gorg, Melissa comes in. She's like, what are you talking about? I'm the fun tipsy one. So Tracy's like, oh yeah, well, guess what, Joe? She called him a bitch. She pointed her finger and she said, Joe, you're a little bitch boy,

for defending Melissa. And everyone's looking at Tracy like, especially Teresa. She's like, ah. Outside, you just hear some like loud pop. And it's just like Tiki Barber's just like, tried to iron a pool float. Like, sorry. So then Melissa's like, Melissa's like, listen, you shouldn't talk about that.

You shouldn't talk about your brother like that. And Teresa starts doing this thing. She doesn't know what to say, so she starts saying weird fragments of words. And she starts throwing this spider-man thing. She thinks in that moment she can be spider-man and get out of there. So she's like, but I, but you know what? You don't, you don't know, because he's like, yeah. Which is funny that you made that Jennifer joke earlier, because Jennifer kind of did the same thing.

But like, you know, when it's like, I'm like, oh, but the thing is, Melissa's been doing the manga fight. Like, I'm holding a piece of spaghetti, but I'm probably not that you know. How does this work? They've all got such wrist work. So, Teresa, of spaghetti, but I'm promoted at you now. They've all got such wrist work. So Teresa, of course, this is not about Teresa,

so she doesn't care, right? So she's like, you shouldn't have loyalty to your brother. And Tracy goes, I'm out the best thing who can. Who can's the most non-fraing. And Tracy goes, well, if we called Louis a bitch boy, Melissa would say Tracy and Tiki, Barbara, God, you're charming people. No, but so Tracy's like, you know, look, if I said that Louis was just your fucking little bitch boy,

and Tracy goes, I wouldn't give a fuck, I'd be like, he's my bitch boy. Yes, Teresa, we fully believe that sentence and we're gonna hold you to it. And then Teresa does the back thing to Tracy's, to face Teresa, to face what the other one. So Melissa, she's like, who can't I'm not the mentioned thing, all right? And Tracy's like, you have to stand up for each other, you are family and you are near. They're just like rolling her off in a dolly off the stage. And it just cuts to Louie. And he's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, at and then she goes, eh, eh, eh, eh.

I don't like playing with family. And then she like storms out to the deck and she's like, and then, eh, eh, eh, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink Thank you guys, thank you for not going to miss great seeing you. Good night everyone. My you guys, we love you guys, thank you for coming. Watch what crap ends with like to think it's premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Allison King. Ashley Savoni, she don't take no baloney.

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