Watch What Crappens - RHONY: A Royal De-Basement

Episode Date: April 11, 2020

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Good baby, how's it going? I'm doing quite well. It's Friday. I'm just ready to jump into the weekend. Yeah, me too. I'm ready to jump into the weekend. We can. Everybody we are doing Tiger King finishing it up. It's been our crazy Tiger King week. We're doing episode seven today over on L. Patreon. We're doing those both as audios and visuals. So, this is not an isolated for that. You can listen to it visually and orally.

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We're gonna do a pre-show on Instagram at 6 p.m. Pacific 9 p.m. Eastern. Then, we're gonna move over to Patreon Crappens on Demand, which is the $5 level in case anybody's confused We're gonna do that at 6.30 p.m. 9.30 p.m. Eastern. Yeah, pre-show starts at 6.30, right? Pre-show starts at 6. And the show starts at 6.30. Okay, well So everybody we will see you over there. It's gonna be so much fun. Also go get some merch I mean, I know we're not going anywhere,

but that doesn't mean you can't wear an isolate shirt. I mean, what better time to buy it, right? And then, I think that's it, right, Ben? Sure, why not? I don't know if there's anything else, just, yeah, I think you got it all. I think you did a great job, okay? Let's face it, you really killed it.

Kai? Face it. Yeah, we got an actual Let's face it this week, which yeah, I always love when Ramona is as Ramona as we make her This was like a peak Ramona episode. There's some episodes where Ramona is just basically Not Ramona. She's just us doing Ramona and that's that's what this week's episode was Yeah, everybody was very much themselves this week, Which I always appreciate the housewives, so. Yeah, and Tinsley really opens up the show being so Tinsley. Because Tinsley and Sonia are trying to cross a bike path

to get to wherever they're going to be shooting their first scene. And they're talking about how all these bikers are going by. And Tinsley goes, it's scary! Which is about as Tinsley as of a reaction towards a bike path, as you could imagine Yeah, and son you's like well, we're gonna get killed by bikes now. I mean We could get killed on bikes walking walking roundbacks could kill us and tinsies like bikes are dangerous I would never ride a bike in this city. I would never even drive a car in this city

I'm son you's like oh hi You just had a driving story line last year, Dodo Bird. You literally opened up your last season by having a Bentley delivered to you in the middle of a city street. So yeah. So they go up to this restaurant

that you have to walk up a lot of stairs to get to, which is disgusting. And I would dump the friends that made me shoot there. Good bye. Disgusting. And so they said, there's sort of like a crowded rooftop. And so he was like, well, there's going to be guys are going to try to pick us up.

Let's just ignore them. By the way, not a single guy tried to pick them up during this scene. No, but she acts like she acts like everyone's about to hit on her. Like everybody's watching her in her mind, you know? She puts down her jacket or whatever and then she's kind of looking around but no one's looking back at her. And she's like, I'm back and looking around like babe.

It's like she's hearing that song who's that later like in her head at all times. Yeah, oh, bless her heart. So, Tinsley is annoyed because, you know, she got on this big fight with Dorenda last episode. So she tells Sonia, like, you know, you keep jumping on this Dorenda bandwagon of saying that you don't really know me or that I'm not open or honest and Like please stop doing that Yeah, and now she's like no, I didn't say that I said I know you But don't bring that doesn't know you and then we see the cliff of Dorenda going Hey, do we know can't we anybody?

And some you say the views with the real tins shady please stand up please stand up What's that song for me miles into when the girls eat my Hey my that's how long those stairs were to get up to this restaurant my house that's how long those stairs were to get up to this restaurant. Oh, you got to lose yourself to the music to do it. Oh, my God. Whatever that song is about burning your girlfriend up in the bed, that one,

you know, whatever that song is by the guy with the tattoos. In our Vanderpump rules recap this week, I don't know if I was just cracked out of my mind or what, but I wasn't hearing anything right. So I said somebody ordered an edible martini, no, it's a pineapple martini and then I was saying, hey, then, do you know that song? Gorgeous. Well, how does it go? I don't know. It's already deleted from my mind.

But the song was really sorry, not sorry, but Demi Lovato. Okay? It's not even gorgeous in that song. D-D, I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah. But I was singing, baby. I'm gorgeous. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You basically, you're more into it.

You just take a song and like, made it about like, how beautiful you are and how desirable you are. Because, baby, they're hitting on me, they're hitting. Oh yeah, when I thought you were singing a Tina Turner respect. Yeah, singing. Baby, oh, gorgeous. That it's not bad at all. It's not bad.

That's just a... How did you find that out, by the way? Because someone commented on Instagram, people were like Ronnie, really? Wow, I can't believe people even figured it out from that. Yeah, because I had the melody. I just don't listen to lyrics really. So I don't ever know what songs are about. I just know the tune. And I guess I just make them whatever, you know, I guess they're just all about me being gorgeous. Basically. Yeah, I mean, I mean, for 20 years, I thought the song was we are gorgeous we are beautiful we are the ones

to make a better place just by being hot what will always be gorgeous gorgeous I like that we're picking all the modern songs too yeah, all the really like skyrocketing flight afternoon I'm so gorgeous. Don't let the song go down on me cause I'm gorgeous. I don't want your ugliness. I don't want your stupid face I just want to be gorgeous part-time ugliness gets me down. I was a bit worried. Ain't that the trick though.

Far too much ugliness gets you down. Yeah. That was deep cut to anyone who knows what that song was. What my favorite song is to growing up. I don't. It was freedom., original freedom by a man. Like a bicycle in the park that almost ran over Sonia. Just pass on by.

I don't know why I went to that song, by the way, just for some reason that's where I went. So anyway, the point is, so, okay, so Sonia's like, I don't know, it's Friday. I'm just gonna like talk about turtles So so Tancy just like upset that she's being accused of like being unawt like dishonest and everything and she's like I mean, why would I say that I was that that I was still with Scott when I wasn't with Scott and so he was like But you were you went on a trip with him, you know

And she's like no, but we're broken up. We're broken up. We weren't even in range, man. Like I wasn't getting any money from him, just shoes and living accommodations and money. That's all not money, though. Now, Vanderpump rule is speaking of this is how you do this storyline, okay? This, Tinsley is doing the Christian storyline, basically, yeah. Where nobody, nobody believes she's really broken up with Carter. And this is the way they do it.

This is way better. And also, a lot more money involved. That's what makes the difference. Okay, it's one thing to be in an on and off relationship. And like one person is just like super, one person's like super wealthy new money. And one person is super wealthy old money. And they like keep being drawn to each other

because there's just so much money between the two of them but then they keep like also splitting up because they have different goals in life. That's fine. But if like one's poor and the other one's also poor and they're both trying to find money from the other ones and that's whether they're coming together, that's just sad. Yeah, it's like anything else in life. It's grosser when poor people do it. Always. Always. So Sonia's like, well, I heard multiple reports that she was with him. And of course, she was an arrangement. If not, she's the only girl who gets more dresses,

jewelry and bling from a guy after they break up. If she was really broken up, she'd be in a townhouse with leaky walls and 30-year-old jars of mayonnaise in the basement. That's a break up. Yeah. I'm like, last time I checked, Sona, you were on the board of some sort of more JP Morgan, like charity things, so that's what you got after the break up. Yeah, so are you taping towels to your window? Then you're not broken out. Yeah, so Tensy's like, why would I be crying over Scott if we were still together and then lying to see that we were in. Like because you made such a big fuss about leaving him that you were embarrassed that

you went back to him. Yeah. Also, Sonia's look in this confessional. Wow. Yeah. It's a weird little girl sequined dress and then a big gigantic beret in her hair, which I know it's like a thing now, but it's like a 90s Throwback almost it's basically like a soured baby Jane, you know, like she's well

I don't want to call her baby Jane because you know that was a movie, but she's like a baby Jane Who's still making enough for it out there in the world I guess but yeah, yeah, and I mean like listen We have to address the elephant in the room which is that she got some bad fillers down. Like real bad, she got some bad work and it's like we're starting to see it now in these confessionals. So the bad work mixed with this strange like the daughter from Mad Men, Hair Style thing. Yes. Oh my god. I still can't concentrate on that girl. I was watching Sabrina, the teenage witch,

and I might know, like you're hair in Mad Men ruined me forever. Like, I'll never take you seriously again. I still have, yeah, I still have like a little bit of PTSD from when she was on Project Runway the season. Like, please welcome, fashion icon, and newly driving person, curing, shippin, Shipkin, whatever an image.

So Leah comes into the scene and these big old glasses, you know, when people are like, look at me, I've got glasses, I'm hip. I'm like, when did bad vision become like something we're all aspiring to? Leah has an aggressive accessory game. Okay, she really is, she's doing strange things with her accessories.

I'm not sure if I can co-sign them. I co-sign everything else, but accessories are a little difficult. Yeah, so she comes in and Sonia's like, well, the, the, the, Tensley and Sonia keep talking, basically. Yeah. And, um, Lee is like, uh, you know, you've been so forthcoming with me. I just don't understand why people are saying you're not forthcoming. And she tells us maybe maybe Tensley confides in me in Sonya, because we don't call her a hooker. Shrug. Yeah.

Trying to figure out Leah's voice. She's got like a kind of a muppet thing in there. But it's kind of a little bit, but it's not too much. Okay. I'm sensing some zua when your voice, and so I'm gonna push back on that because I can't. I can see him back in the scene, I was arrested. No, I see her as being sort of like,

almost a Daria, speaking of Daria, like she's a little like, she's not like, Kristen like this, but she's sort of low, she's sort of low, and like, she's very reluctant to open her teeth very much, you know, so she sort of has a clenched sound to her voice, you know, and like, you know, if the renau tree to me the way she treats tinsley, I wouldn't tell the bitch what I had for lunch, which happens to be nothing.

But either way, she doesn't mean fingernails and mustard. But I had a school lunch in solidarity with my daughter. And, uh, Leah's like, can I please wear these sunglasses? I'm like suffering. Yeah. That's just, uh, you know, some sunglasses, frequently glasses are so pretty. Oh my god, these sunglasses. I mean, we'll just give her a voice just for the, just like, uh, just just give her a voice. Just, that doesn't even sound like it's let's take a couple more weeks. Yeah, it's gonna take a little while Watching and I was doing it and I was like I'm totally getting this. I'm gonna nail this today

Then here we are and I'm you know not nailing it. I know I was sort of doing it too and then I come I'm like okay everyone here's my Leah and I What y'all talking about tens Tins was quite full, right, Ugh! Ugh! Hehehehe! She wants to go! She wants to plan a way to counter the Hamptons, and I said, ta ta ta ta ta ta! I don't know if I can do that, and then we have a flashback of Ramona saying, Whoa! I think we should all plan a weekend in the Hamptons, okay?

And the man goes, oh, and we can slumber at your house! Whoa! Good suggestion, being so-per's even made you smarter, which isn't that hard, because we're very stupid to begin with, so really, any sort of improvement is just a move in the right direction, okay? So, and you're just like, that's enough about that.

Let's talk about you new person with a possible Muppet voice. So, you have tattoos. And then you're just like, yeah, I've got a lot of tattoos, you know, I'm getting a big one removed from my back. It's a tramp stamp. And they is like, yeah, I've got a lot of tattoos, you know, I'm getting a big Sonia just cannot believe that Leah has a tramp stamp. She's like, well, I mean, I just feel like Leah has such a beautiful body. And it's a negative thing that she has tattoos. I mean, that's very self-deficating. Deficating is that the word I'm looking for? Defa, de, de, de, de, de, shit. She's shitting on her,

she's like, shitting on her hand and then rubbing it on her body. Is that what I'm talking about? No, like self-defacing That we meant isn't self-deficating a word Isn't Suffolk defecation well, there's self-appreciation and I think that she was really trying to say is like she's defacing her body Facing it a okay, but um That's a chaining self-deficating is that when you should on yourself Or is that when you shit self

Self-deprecating how can you not know what self-deprecating is it's always do on this show? Oh? I thought you said self-deficating. Oh, yeah, no self-deprecating is a word, yes. Yeah, it's like, who am I talking to right now? Oh, I kept on thinking, I thought you were insisting that self-deficating was a thing. No, self-deprecating. Yeah, yeah. And like, deprecating does work in this context,

but I truly think she meant to facing. Yeah. So then Sonya goes. So then Sonya goes. So then Sonya goes. So then Sonya goes. So then Sonya goes. So then Sonya goes. So then Sonya goes. So then Sonya goes. So then Sonya goes. So then Sonyy goes marry.com right now. I'm like, oh my god, what other things can I learn today? So Sonia then is like

She's like, well, you know what now we're never gonna have sex. I mean tattoos. That's a deal breaker for me I'm like you were you guys gonna have sex to begin with. I don't know if Leah really co-signed that Yeah, I'm like what you never have sex with guys with tattoos and she's like never Yeah, right. I'm sure a fucking pirate number one had some. Yeah, Sunya, you have sex with anybody who will have sex with you, okay? You would be on Danny DeVito's face right now if he was willing. So let's stop pretending that you have some kind of standards. Yeah, Leo's like, you know, there are a few things I know in life and one of them is that Sunya is not going to kick a hot guy out of bed because he has an anchor tattoo.

Damn, right, I'm not going to guess what I fuck pops. I'm sure she I'm sure Dale makes her keep the mod Like that that tincy could you get a tattoo of a picture frame around those initials? I've made this on the says forever and ever. I don't know. Ladies got a dream Tins out just want you to have tattoos of everything in life that you've lost My not suggest a plate of eggs I was thinking that maybe you could get a tram stamp that says it girl I was thinking that maybe you could get a tram stamp that says it girl Son he's like well no one's gonna fuck you with that tinsley

You should tell people that stands for really lasty moment Could you imagine if that's what it did stand for I Hey Scott you want to have a real lasty moment? I advertised it on my inner thigh Moments I have her ties it on my inner thigh I love their sex in the city music So now it's time to go over to Durrindas house Yeah, Durrindas packing for the Hamptons while her Her thankless Housekeeper Len watches and Durrindas like yeah, she's a weird time to go to Hampton because it's like hot cold

Hot cold. You ever see those commercials with Shakil O'Vill where he says I see hot. That's what the Hampton is like right now So he's gonna hear Ramon is can you be the new host in the Hampton? I just hope I'm only way up to this and So we damn this Yeah, it's because Ramona Town Abbey. Yeah. So, so meanwhile, let me go over to the Hamptons and the wind is just strutting down the street

being like, this is my town, baby. So she goes into a restaurant and it's like table for two for Dilla Seps. And she's just sitting there waiting for Ramona to join her, but of course Ramona stops like five different times at the bar Just to like flirt with guys and get numbers. Yeah, she walks right in and a guy's like would you like to have a glass of Pinocchio with me? Like damn Ramona still got it going on

She has she okay, I'll write fine and the man just sitting there like her arms are open like Carl She's like, I mean come on come on. You you look great by the way you look great by the way I'm pretty good right you already picked up some guys from the bar amount I got picked up by him okay you know what I'm a 30 person if I stop 30 might as well be dead dead not 30 one flirt so so Luanne wants to find a boyfriend and she's like, I want to find a boyfriend. So Romanticos, you know what I did? I did a storyboard, which is hilarious because she made a vision board. She makes it sound like she's Spielberg.

I'm like, even Spielberg, okay? I've seen what? Girl walks into a bar, seen two. Girl marries a person, seen three. Happily ever after a short movie, okay? But that's hysterical! Sounds like a great movie! So on the vision board, she's like, here's what you do, okay?

You see a big piece of cardboard and I put a foot over it, go ahead, light, and then I just, you know, just like to travel, but all these exotic places, okay? And then since like, you know, I don't need to be married, but I do like have a commitment, that'll be sort of like a marriage, like with a wedding dress and everything, and like a wedding license. So I put a ring on there also. So in the end, I basically just made a picture of me and Mario in Santa Repay. Okay? Yeah, you know what? I just put pictures of places I want to go with people I want to be with. Santa Rep Pay with Mario, front the Mario Brothers cartoons. Then I put a picture of me in Paris, France, with Mario, Mario Battelli.

Okay, it's very good. It's just like famous places with famous marios. Yeah, it's just like here's Mario Pousot, the writer of the Godfather, okay, and he's the Godfather of my heart. A picture of him over here in our house in the Hamptons, okay? Just me and Mario in our house that we built together. But here's me snorkel diving with Mario Lopez from Access is the Hollywood, okay? Whoa, he is me with Mario and Dreadier, famous race car driver and know where we are,

in our apartment in New York City with our daughter, Avril, okay? Well now you're sounding like a serial killer, Ramona. A storyboard. A storyboard. You know how I find my dreams? I write them in shit music, hit it boys. I'm singing for a boyfriend make a boyfriend happen be a cactus again well I got us a salad to share she's can I have some

she's that's what sharing is Ramona has some wine Ramona I'm sure sure I can have some wine some front of you you still pretending you don't drink you can have some all right now listen initially I shared with you, but I'd like to have a slumber party. I'm like okay, so now you're gonna make this your weekend Even though. Yes, you're not hosting it. It was so looam So hey, hey over here stop thinking about all those dick pics on your vision board. Anyway, listen You know, I want to have this talk about the slumber party and Ramona goes, yeah, you know, I want to have this talk about the slow party and Ramona goes, yeah, you know why? Because I want to bond with you and I want to bond with everyone. I want everyone to bond together

I want to just be like one big bonding session because look at my vision board and you can tell Mario about how good Like vision board is and they tell him that maybe he should like get in my actual vision So he can be part of my vision board come to life, okay? A board with your vision Ramona So run is like well, you know what? We're gonna do that my house. You're gonna be so excited She is oh really? Well, I don't need to be favored if that's what she mean like as far as room to go Don't worry about me. I can sleep anywhere

She's like whoa, don't worry cuz she got the room with the bathroom So you can sneak a guy in there for all I can no one's gonna know anything sleep anywhere. I was like, whoa, to put some work. She got the broom with the bathroom. So you can sneak a guy in there for all I can. No one's gonna know anything, okay? Own rooms, that'd be amazing. Yeah, you won't even, people won't even know that you're there, it'd be like their own separate wing, okay? It's gonna be wonderful and luxurious, no fish anywhere.

I mean, I'm in, please, I mean, who am I? I'm just a cabaret legend. You don't have to make any sort of accommodations for me. I'm just, I'm a humble, humble star. That's all. She's like his two-sleeves friend coming. She's, oh yeah, what's that girl? Is it Leah or Leah? Okay. I know what she's syllables like Mario. Yeah, I don't understand where she's from. Is she she from where she from again? From the Sahara. I don't know so I should say oh yeah, oh, I really like her I mean one of the first things she told me was I've been arrested and I said I have been to girlfriend Hot young friend that makes me young Well, that must have broken the ice okay. You broke them barriers. Let's face it. How many people get arrested? Let's face it. How many people get arrested? Of course they bought it.

Oh look at this look, Dorenda sent me a photo. Look, it's me and Dorenda happy again. Because I've really been working on myself so much, I didn't realize how much I heard everyone else. Right here, look. Whoa, so happy. You guys are back. It really hurt me when you were, when you were, I had a lot of discord okay. And then I was like back to Lou. I'm back. Back. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial.

Next up is Tinsley feeding her dog her new little dogs. Fidget's like guys, I know we were vegan at the shelter, but you're not now. You got to love a fucking you got it's vegan dog. Vegan dog. I don't even know how to finish my sentence. So she's like you're gonna have turkey, okay? So she's like hand feeding them and she tells us that strawberry and shortcake were in fact rescued off the food truck. Yeah, which is just crazy. I wonder if they were all named after food. And it is sort of cruel that she rescued them from like the Euland food truck, but then named them after items of food.

Yeah, it's crazy, right? Yeah. So then she's like, but you know, they speak Chinese. So now I have to learn Chinese to speak to them. And she's got her Google translate open. And the dogs do react to the Chinese on the Google translate. Yeah, they were like very funny, because they like all of a sudden started moving,

like in like a synchronized dance together. And the music, they played, started playing this like vaguely Asian motif in the music, which was hilarious. I was like, and the dogs like together doing like a delicate dance. So then Dorenda is being picked up at her place by Sonia. And she's like,

hey, come here, you can't get down, darling. Wait, did you bring another dog? Come here. And it's just a wig and Sonia's. Yeah. Yeah. It was like,

where I brought the flowers in the vagabades. So then meanwhile, Luans making small talk with her housekeeper, Alice, who clearly hates her because Luisab in Sag Harbor. And she's like, well, I mean, look at how gorgeous, look at these flowers. I mean, like, like a gorgeous, the colors are gorgeous, right? Gorgeous. Reminds me that one song. How does that song go again? Oh, I know Hit it boys three two one Waiting on a gorgeous to fall. That's where my gorgeous is Gorgeous like these flowers. You know that one Alice anyone else is like please die She's like Michelle Collins laugh have you ever ever noticed that Countess LeWann has

Michelle Collins's laugh? I have not noticed that. It's the exact same laugh, okay? Well, she goes, she's like, yeah, well, you know, when they start turning purple, it's time to put on a sweater. Am I right? Am I right everyone that's going in the act?

Hey, can you believe in Alice? I'm going to Ramones's and Alice goes, why? It's like party party party. It's like, why are you speaking to Alice in that accent? Do we have just get out? Okay. I was like, please let me just clean the curic machine. So now we go to Ramona's house and she's alone. She's at our kitchen island putting out a spread and she's like, I got the food. It's all room temperature, which is good, okay? Oh yeah, oh yeah, the food looks good. Coco, you want to carry it? You want to carry it? Coco, Coco! Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on,

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Yeah, that's what it was. Very funny. Coco's in poor Coco, you actually can't hear shit. Lucky a stag ever. And of course Ramona's pets are deaf. Yeah. Coco has, uh, Coco has his own vision board. It's basically like, I don't know, it's like Lisa Vanderpump and Vanderpump dogs like get me out of here. Yeah, it's just being held by an old man in an ironed rod stewart wig, like wheeling you around the house.

held by an old man in an ironed rod Stewart wig, like wheeling you around the house. So then we intensely get in the car, and Leah said, Tim seems like, I've got this really weird golf. What are we gonna do if I can't speed? Oh, patient zero. So Leah's like, you know what? I survived going to an all-girl Catholic school

in the Upper East Side. So I'm pretty sure I can handle petty and mean, I'm cate, but I'm on their turf, so I'm going to be on High Alert. So, I'm going to wear this sheer bucket hat, and that will probably protect me from any sort of Kadde comments from them, I'm sure. So, Jorinda and Sonia are talking about them, and Jorinda's like, you're really helping me, tinkly me, even, you think you're doing a big day. And Sonia's like, oh, I just had fun Joshing with this new girl and Durinda is telling us maybe she didn't give the affair chance just because she's tinsley's friend And she's like, hello, be nice guy, ha

Happy judgment Yeah, yeah, you shouldn't judge you shouldn't like no one should be guilty by association to render. Otherwise, people would think that like, you're a heavy breather who breaks into a sweat easily. Yeah. Just by association. Yeah, everyone's gonna blame you for leaving the sweat all over the subway seats. Okay?

Yeah. So Sonia's like, well, you know about the new girl. She has a tramp stamp. Yeah, tramp stamp. And then we see a flashback of Sonia, FaceTiming Ramona being going like oh my god This girl has tattoos everywhere. I mean like she's so scandalous right now So weird

You said well, I said who has her name other backs up. I mean this girl is gangster So gangster gangster or Basic but we can say we can go with gangster if that makes you feel better So Ramon is seven trisks on the cheese plate and I'm like whoa looks my own party. Let the party song. I'm gonna pour some ice in this ice bag Whoa, look, it's my own party. Look, let the party start. I'm gonna pour some ice in this ice bag.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! I'm like flinging around the ice bag on her own. I'm like that singer, light red. Well, let's get this party started. Whoa, I'm coming up. Let's get this party started.

Whoa. Let's get this gorgeous started, okay? Let's get this gorgeous started, Okay. Let's get this gorgeous start. Okay. Just give me a gorgeous, just a little bit of gorgeous, not much, but just a gorgeous Mario because I'm so gorgeous today. So Sonia and Tinsley show up. All right.

Now Sonia and Watcher buttons, during the show up with flowers and a, you know, frozen machine and Ramona's like, to print, always has fun gets. Last year, she brought me mermaid outfits and we got to her not able to walk and walking backwards in her outfit. And this year, she brought me frosay machine, which is frosay, but it's frosay. She literally goes,

first of all, she calls it a frosay. She goes, she got me a frosé, which is for rosé. Frozen rosé. Rose, that's frozen. Rose, frozen. Frozen. Frozen, a Donald. Okay, I love it.

Hehehehe. Hey, look at this play. So she's like, give me finally that. I'm glad that Pinot Grigio and I, yeah. And so he goes, well, my chiropractor said, only drink clear alcohol. The mind is poisoned. Meanwhile, pastor Rizei, that is like,

I mean, that is the quintessential upper-reside New York lady right there saying my chiropractor said only drink clear alcohol. Am I your chiropractor? Cause I've been saying that for years. Only clear, okay? You're clear if it's clear. I just like that she got drinking advice from her chiropractor. I feel like next she's going to start talking about her analysts. Remember when people used to say that?

Well, I was talking to my analyst, Fred Woody Allen. Also, stop spending money on frivolous things like chiropractors. Okay? You're more. Just join the, go to the joint, they'll do it for you for like $20 and you'll be done. Yeah. The hug a guy with the tattoo. They're very strong, okay?

They'll crack your character. Yeah, that's what you're missing out on. Yeah, that's what you're missing out on So Luan Luan shows up and she's like, oh, sorry. I'm late. I had such a headache. My neck was killing me It must have been just sleeping in abject luxury Hurts sometimes sleeping in a round house, my right, girls. Ha ha ha ha. Wow, I've just been in my tiny little sack harbor cottage.

You'll be so exciting to get my own wing, a luxury wing in this house. Now show me where it is. She's like, I was just telling my kid, you know, I'm coming here. And she said, why would you go there? And I said, listen, mommy's been divorced and arrested. now she's having a sleepover Ramona's. I was like, are we saying that Victoria is now your maid? Like, stop trying to pretend that you were actually talking

to your child. We just saw the scene. It was your maid. Well, I was, my daughter was cleaning my curic machine for me and I was like, you know, I won't be so bad at I'm sleeping over Ramona's. I've up into jail. I've had a baloney sandwich thrown at my face. I've monster packet jammed down my throat. Ramona's will be a cakewalk. So Leah comes over in her weird fishing hat thing.

Her what do they call her? Sheer bucket hat. Sheer bucket hat. Yeah. So sheer bucket. I like it literally makes no sense. It's just it's terrible. Yeah, it really is bad. And her mind is like, oh, hi, two syllable lady. Listen, you know what? Any friend of Sonya? It's friend of any friend of Tensley. It's a friend of mine. Okay. One day, one of them is going to teach me how to pronounce tinsley properly.

And now, you know what? Just want you to know very inclusive, guy. Very inclusive. Everyone say hi to tinsley and labor, okay? Come on in, girls. So, Dorenda's just giving Leah, Leah intends like just like such an evil smile. Like that weird smile, she's like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm gonna yell you later, I'm gonna yell you later. Yeah, we're she smiling like way too hard, but her eyes are really squinty.

And then Ramona is like, Ramona, basically, it has like a little monologue, the kind of thing you hear in a horror movie where it comes back to bite you. She's like, listen, on the kind of person where you get free access to everything, everything, Tai, you wanna go into refrigerator, you wanna free access to everything, everything. Kari, you weren't going to refrigerate it, you wanna snack, whatever you want, whatever you want,

you get it all and then I reserved the right for the rest of the season to say, hey, remember the time I checked the grapes out of my refrigerator, I didn't say anything, yeah, I did that. And she keeps doing this weird thing to Leah, whereas every time she sees her, she double-air kisses her.

She doesn't like five times. Like why did she keep air kissing Leah? It's so weird. And Leah's like, okay, thanks. And she's, you're in the jail room, okay? It's twins. So sorry. Sorry, sorry, it's twin room, okay?

Avia, crew it, because now she's young woman in a base of her like sister's now, okay? So then Ramona takes Lou aside and she's like, I wanna show you. You roof Kai? It's like is this the basement Ramona? Are we going downstairs to the basement? She's like no we call it the lower level guy. We call it we call it the terrace level. Kai this is the mezzanine. Please come on down here to the mezzanine. You're wearing his so pissed. She's like, I mean, come on. A basement is a basement. It's like putting me in the attic and calling it the penthouse.

Come on, stop complaining. So you happen to be at street level. That's not a big deal. It's wonderful. A lot of foot traffic. What happened to putting me in the nicest room in the house from a... What happened to you'll be so happy? What happened to that? Mmmmm. Yes. I mean, please, be so happy. What happened to that? Mm. Yes. I mean, please, please, please. I mean, I'm humble now.

I've been spending so much time working on myself. I didn't realize how much I heard all of you guys. So therefore, I am humble and I'm not bothered by this at all. But give me a break. I mean, my's all put a fish on the wall. Ramona's lack of consideration is just mind blowing. Yeah. I'm like, she doesn't know. All remote is lack of consideration is just mind blowing We just get thrown in the basement a lot, which is hilarious

Well, it is big I mean it's it's a beat I would love it Yeah, but remember she got thrown in the basement in Vermont too, and she was like oh really I just got married two weeks ago And you put me in the basement Anyway, and then she's walking around the room going What I'm freezing Oh, I'm so tired Oh, I'm so tired I mean, I'm supposed to just What's this gonna do to my vocal cords? I mean, I'm a musical artist down here

And she goes to the TV and she looks behind it She's like Oh The scarf Yeah, she's like exasperated by everything She suddenly does know I handle anything She's like trying to like She's like pasperated by everything. She suddenly like doesn't know I handle anything. She's like Trying to like she's like pomming or bed with her hand like oh, what is this?

What is this strange rock that has fabric on is this a bed? Is this a bed and this floor this floor? So upstairs tinsley tramp stamp. Oh, they close up The old tramp stamp. Oh, they close up. Yeah. Yeah. Lewin goes up to Ramonage. Hi, um, professional singer speaking to a non-professional singer question. It's really way to turn the air conditioning down down in the dungeon you've put me in. No, sorry. Why not Ramona? Why doesn't it work like that? Listen, I don't want air conditioning. I don't sleep with air conditioning.

I'm very French. I know Liza Minali. She... Ramona goes, well, there's a blanket, which is actually what my parents would always say, because my parents keep the house like 35 degrees. They're like, well, put on a sweater, you know? Well, there's a blanket.

So then I got triggered and I was like, no, mother a little man so the man's like so she goes down station unbelievable And then she starts filling with a TV again. She goes great great Like she's gonna watch something in the afternoon there she actually says the nurse She's got some fucking nerve. She says it all so then Durinda's unpacking up in her room and she's like She says it all so then Dorinda's unpacking up in her room and she's like You're acting like now cuz someone calls her and she's like Blu's so manly flooded so I had to go to the house and the ripout less eating system I had to rip out the whole slack I had to rip out the telly shit some and so over with the game

To know how hard it is, to not have any real job and a mansion that you have to renovate with the money that you actually have, that's hard. So she's basically like crying to her contractor because she stressed out about all this renovations. And then the WAN, the WAN is like with Tinsley and she's just like, I'm gonna bring this downstairs.

She has like some, she has like her bag or something. So she makes a whole fuss about like, I'm gonna bring this down, down, bring it down. And tinsley's like, down where? Down to the kitty room. Cause that's where I live now. So then Sonia and Dorinda are talking while there's a pool boy out there.

And man, they really are lagging behind on their drinking because normally he would be molested like 10 times by now. Yeah he's lucky. He really is lucky. I mean have we even seen Boris since last year? I don't think so. He's traumatized. Probably would act whatever country.

He's from. No, Boris was totally gay, member. He's like, okay, swim to me. Gum swim. He can't be traumat, swim to me. Gums, swim. He can't be traumatized. I'd be traumatized. So they're having a while and doing this, like, hey, that night's hell today.

I'm just like really cranking and angry. I'm like, that's yourself, that's you. Yeah, that's you. That's actually like perfect. That just means you haven't drunk your breakfast yet. Um, she's like, you just got it over $15,000. It's really, really great even though you're dying. I'm kind of pretend to cry into this napkin.

You know, I'm not a very likes person right now. I just want to be a camp free person. You can't leave nothing to care for you about me anymore. You better back it up, bitch. You better back it up, poor boy. better back it up, pooboy. Yeah, she starts saying how, even her mom said, like, you're wound too tightly, it's not healthy, and she just wants, she wishes there was someone

who could just like step in and say, I'm gonna make it all better and fix it. And so, and he goes, Well, you don't have Richard to make you care for anymore, but that doesn't make John any less of a man. I'm like, whoa. Were we discussing the John's Manly? Like they're just like,

yes, because Dorenta's so amasculating. Like everything that goes, she's like with John, and she's like, guys let me say I just don't believe you, just help me. It's like, um, you have John. Like, I get he's no Richard,

but come on here. She's like, oh, can I join? I mean, what do I get a spat on the floor? No, I get it, we do a house, all right? He's never been married He's never even grown up, you know? Yeah, he's so isn't even know that when a hot pan is hot You can't pick it up with the bear here. He doesn't even know those things, you know? Yeah, but I'm a jack person, so I just let that can't drop it on the ground

But I feel like listen, I know that she and John have a connection obviously to been together for a long time but if you're if he's like not a real grown-up and you're looking for for someone a partner who can like To provide a certain thing that John just can't bring why are you with John? Well, I think she's playing it very clearly when she first came on the show and she was like you know what? John gets on the bed damn moves the free dry cleaning. I mean, that's something. That's true. So then, so Durin is just like always worried right now,

especially with the house. So Luann sits down and Durin is like, yeah, I'm just feeling really nervous up, you know. And Sonny goes, yeah, she's spread too thin. And Luann goes, well, obviously, but from doing what? She's like, he's a house. It's renovating. My brand new apartment. So he goes, yeah, and she just said she's not the nicest person recently.

She's like, that's so weird, right? Like you said that in front of Sony, she's going to say that 10 times now. Everybody gather around. Durrinda just admitted to not being a very nice person. Turenda, go ahead. So then, so inside Leah gives Ramona a big thing of Joe Malone fragrance and Ramona's like, whoa, I love everything by Joe Malone.

I'm gonna actually try to date Joe Malone. I don't know if Joe is a man or woman, but I'm gonna date him. Joe's going on my vision board except I'm gonna call Joe Mario, Mar date Joe Malone. I don't know if Joe is a man or woman, but I'm gonna date him. Joe's going on my vision board, except I'm gonna call Joe Mario, Mary Joe Malone. Okay, whoa, whoa, I will, okay. Gonna be on the island of Campbell. But Zoe, Maryo Malone, okay.

Yeah. And then she double kisses her again. She's like, come here, I just wanna double kiss you again. And she's like, I love Campbell, I love cattle I love Sed erase so Double kiss again now tell me about your head Tell me that a fashion statement can't quite figure it out and be as like well Yeah, I saw it online and I said I like this. Oh, it's interesting. I don't think it or I could pull it off or like Anyone could pull it off or like anyone could pull it off.

Definitely not you can pull it off, but like I like that you are like trying. I actually don't like that at all. I'll probably use this against you. Okay, so just just get ready. Okay. And Lea's like, well, you're in the fashion business too, right? And she goes, I bet you buy it. Macy's, right? She's like, yeah, well, I got kicked out of my house at 17, not that I didn't deserve it. I was a little bitch. And I was like, why? Were you doing drugs in alcohol? Just, yeah. Doing drugs.

Why? Why were you doing that? She's like, because I was mad that we had to move here, you know? But then I just persevered. And then, you know what? The universe gave me my own company. Yeah, just to clarify, Leah was angry that her parents moved

from New York to Connecticut. So yeah, all that hardship that comes from having to move to Fairfield County. No, it's just so... That's also... I mean, I don't know if it's like to risk crying about like having enough money to remodel to gigantic, amazing places. I mean, I'm not sure that she moved to Fairfield County, but like I just have I just have this feeling I don't know I'm gonna say Darianne

I'll say New Canaan. I don't know it could be any one of those places. I'm just gonna put it out there That's probably where they wound up. Oh, yeah, I don't know I mean that real slums the real slums of America. Yeah, I lived on the tri-state area a long time But all I can hear when you say that is white white white white white white white white white white white white beige there's some beige cream salmon there's some salmon you know those people have some salmon on the walls oh God it's so gorgeous anyway it really is it's so pretty over there and so rich so anyway so so yeah so basically all Ramona here's is whoa this woman is asking me about my fashion and she lived in Connecticut at one point So she's like wow this girl's okay, okay, I mean butter hat. I'm not sure that's okay. Okay, but our Connecticut. That's okay. Okay

So then outside son, you're like is that a hat or a sun visor? Oh Ramona, you're the fashion person. Tell us what you think of this terrible, terrible choice. And Lee is like, listen, you guys can talk about my fashion all you want. I don't care if someone's criticizing my fashion. Now my character, that I care about. And Ramona goes, too shay.

Yeah, that's what Suni goes. Is too shay the right thing to say? Ramona is, yeah, I agree, too shay. Like, no, I think they it goes is too shay the right thing to say and run is yeah, I mean I agree too shay Like no, I think that like too shay is when you catch someone in a snafu like you're wrong too shay It's like no, that's not it either Because when you say something you agree with you're supposed to say word. I'm like oh god This is this is actually the point where Dominique left the room I'm like, oh God. This is this is actually the point where Dominique left the room

He was like I can't listen to this. Well, I was meanwhile. I was like on my side tears come in my eyes I'm not as cracky go too. I think I forgot to say Remember that goes no one can believe I agree with her. You know what? How can you agree with someone? How can you agree with someone who has tattoo you're probably someone who has tattoo? You're probably thinking, you know I didn't get that way new person to syllable, okay? I didn't mean it that way to say what I meant to say was I can't believe That someone who's as wealthy and as smart as I am would have the same thoughts as someone who's that's trashy and dumb as a person who would get a tattoo Okay, me It's like oh my god. It's not like I've got a dick tattooed on my forehead, okay? My god, I have a Chanel tattoo for Christ's sake. She's like, everyone has tattoos nowadays,

which is like such a burn. And Durinda's like, you know, when this group has a trance stamp, she yeah, nice. Mike Durinda, really, you're on only fans. Yeah, no Mike Dorenda really you're on only fans Back it down a little bit Remember mine goes I'm not sure what a tramp stamp is but it doesn't sound very nice Okay, cuz who uses us ps anymore, okay? Sorry, I'm sorry to everything online. I don't talk to people with tats. Okay, you know I'm talking to this one, but normally I don't. And then he goes, oh my gosh, and you already know her name.

This is amazing Ramona. Yeah, she really, she like is like trying to like boost Leo by saying how exciting is that Ramona still knows her name. And if she forgets it, you just have to turn around and bend over. And then he goes, now that's a touche. That's a touche, which is actually correct. Well, it'd be for Leo to say two Shay. Yeah.

And Leo's like, um, yeah, we just met and that was rude. Okay. Do these people ever leave their little 1% bubble? No. Well, that's the point of being in the 1% if you have to like go hang out with the 99 darling. I love when like the 1.5% gets mad at the 1% be the best. She's yeah.

Could this as a Connecticut person? I have this to say, I wound up in rehab because I was so furious that I have to leave my our chic Chelsea apartment and go to an estate in Connecticut and it makes me infuriated that my rebellion, which then manifested in tattoos, is not understood by the 1%. So, Lewand's like, oh, I'm taking a nap. Oh, and I know.

I know. I don't know that there's Durrinda who wanted to take Renat, both, I don't know. They both go off to take a nap. I was very important for me to clarify that. I was like, wait a second, but what about Durrinda's nap? Isn't she gonna get there? Yeah, Durrinda needs a nap, for sure. She always needs a nap. I was very important for me to clarify that. I was like, wait a second, but what about to run the snap? Isn't she going to get there? Yeah, to run the needs

of nap for sure. She always needs her nap. So Lee is like, um, so how does to run the know that I have my name tattooed on my back? And so he's like, Oh, I tell her everything. Okay, you've got to know this about me. I mess up sometimes, but I've got a heart like gold. Listen, yeah, I fuck everything up, but at least I'm honest, and I hate tattoos. Also there are tables on my windows. So Leah's getting really annoyed, and she's like, like, honestly, like, I don't know why they're coming about these tattoos. Come here, let me bet these tattoos.

Like, I'm not the one. I'm not the one. Percent, okay, don't do this. So Ramona's like, you know what? This is like, that is like shifts because now it's just Ramona and Tinsley and Leah. And they're all sitting there. And Ramona has this moment where she goes,

you know what? This is not like when I hang out with my other friends or my daughter's friends who are basically like my other friends because I'm basically friends with all my daughter's friends because I'm like a cool mom, although these days I'm sort of like the cool friend, you know what I'm okay, you know what they clean up, but they do everything okay I had the highest one for today, okay, I had the highest one okay, so you know No, she said she didn't hire anything anybody. Oh, she didn't hire oh she said I didn't hire anybody today okay

Oh, I'm using my friends doing things and yeah, and so Leo's like okay. Well, we got it. We'll do it So they start tinsy and Lee has started picking up the plates to take him to the kitchen. And Ramona's like, you know what? I didn't hire, I didn't hire anybody to just bring it in, okay? Because this dishwasher, that's already full. And then there's another dishwasher.

And Lee is like, okay, we got it. We'll take it in. And then tinsley drops a knife and Ramona goes, it's okay. You can get it later. I'm not doing anything, okay? I'm not doing anything okay I'm not doing anything you know these girls they don't know how to entertain they don't have they don't have to do shit I'm like you don't have to entertain you're the one

who's literally bossing your guests to take away the plates while you are like proudly exclaiming that you're not doing anything so funny so Dorenda everyone's getting ready Bar Barron. Bum bum bum bum. The sun is getting her lashes on. Ad Leah calls her kid for the obligatory. New person calls her child. Yeah. So here is like, I guess she just started class or something.

And so she basically has like only one semi-friend in her like new home room or something. She's like, I have no one in my class. And Leah is like a little too emotionally invested in this. She should be like, you know, and she does basically say, well, listen, like make new friends, but she's like, so there's no other kids in your class that you would like, no one's like, no, I hate everyone! You don't get it!

She's like, I do get it. Trust me, I get it. When I had to move to those hard streets of Connecticut, yeah, I had to change my whole life. I mean, when I had to enroll in Grandage Country Day and meet new people and no one had an appreciation of my DMW, because they were already moved up to, you know, bigger BMW. It's like, listen, I'm hanging out with a bunch of old ladies without names or other asses. Okay, I get it.

Trust me. So then Tinsley and Sonia are talking. I'm Tinsley's like, what did you have to tell Jorinda about the tramp stamp? Yeah. And so he was like, well, I mean, you know, just just what I do essentially, you know, listen, I just have to be there for Durinda because she's going through a tough time, you know. She has to hire a plumber, she has to hire an electrician, she has to teach John how to use podholders.

It's very difficult. She told me she's going through things and she's mean to people. That's what it seems like. It's just like, but that's not okay. You can't just be mean to people and you're always making excuses for mean people. Well, you know what? You'll be fine. You have this new two-cylabel person. You'll be fine. It's like, yeah, but you're supposed to be my friend too.

She's well-sosed, Dharinda, when she's not admitting to being mean to people. But she just did. did actually go check on her Hey, where's your two-saleable friend? What's her name again popcorn? Hey popcorn get in here so Leah comes in and Sonya's like, you know what that's here's Do you know like because Leah starts saying you know the only one who's making things uncomfortable right now is Dorenda Not me and Sonya was like, well, she's just in a bad place. You know plumbers and everything and Leah goes Well, guess what? I'm in a fucking bad place too. Okay, I missed my kid,

and I found out that she had a bad day at school. So I'm dealing with a lot. I'm like, okay, that, okay, come on. I know this is- you saw your kid this morning. Second of all, like, your kid, like, did not have, like, as many friends in her home as she wanted. Like that, like, I understand why if as to a seventh grader, that's like the worst thing in the world, but like to a mom, like, please don't take on that burden because that's ridiculous. Yeah, but it's so housewives, you know, I'm going through things. I'm gonna see through Hat. What more do you need to know? My daughter's pencil broke today in class. I was so embarrassing for her. Okay, so I'm going through a lot. Um so son you're saying well I have to protect her Rinda. I'm gonna go find her. So she leaves and turns he's like um you know what don't ever tell

Sonya how you feel because she's gonna write run right to Dorenda and Teller. She's like well then I can tell her to shut up. So Sonya then goes off to Dorenda of course and then meanwhile we have this brief moment where Luana and Ramona meet up in the hallway and Ramona and Luana's like oh look at that Ramona we both have bell bottoms on wow you gotta ring them bells ring them bells oh sorry my voice must have gone out on account of all the fridge fridge air and the dungeon Ramona thanks a lot well my bell bottoms I'm not wearing heels with my bell bottom, so it makes them different from your bell bottom.

I'm wearing flaps. Ramona is like, I have heels. It's so crazy, because now I'm tall, and you're short at something. Normally I'm like, hello, they're stupid, and I can see almost your face. You know, the funny thing about a bell bottom is that it really represents my station in this group right now at the bottom of the bell in the basement. Am I right everyone? Bell of the bottom. So Sunya runs right up to Durinda of course and she says you have to be nice to too so-able.

Durinda's the best. He's the best. He's the best. He's the best. But she said you were mean about her tattoo. Listen Alex said, With none of his habits tattoo, And we thought,

It's got telling the truth. Listen, when I was growing up, The person with his tattoo, Was gonna kidnap you. And right, My mother told me that, And I believed it. Let me tell you something about Bingo,

Okay, I could barely recognize her in the lineup, okay. Which she probably was in, okay. And second of all, I haven't even heard her voice, okay? I mean probably was in, okay? And she's checking it all. I haven't even heard it voice, okay? I mean, who knows what Pop Tart is even saying. So I can either recognize officially or what's it called, or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or Yeah! And so she was funny because it's almost to say like I'm in a much better mood now, but it's like the opposite.

Yeah, she's like I'm just announcing that I'm in a better mood before I ripped this girl a new asshole, you know. So she walks right up to me and she's like, no, she's not naked, she's still thin, yeah, she's a few bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, she didn't gain anything bad to you, okay? I just left her to twoot, which is weird, I have you, okay? I just said to Twitter, which is weird. I have tattoos, okay? I love tattoos.

She's nothing I have with tattoos. She, now listen, pay so, if you wanna say that, then just pay me a million. Okay, Gimbi, let me tell you something. I may have the tattoo album, because I really like those two girls, but I do not have a tattoo on my body, okay? It's like it's not that you know, it's just like you know

You're saying like if someone doesn't remember my name I could just spend over she's gonna need that and it was funny But I hate it. It's not funny It's like I think it's the delivery like why do you have so much hostility? Yeah I do it here, right? It's not funny and she said give it to him and then when people are fucking you they can reach a name, right? Yeah, this is you know, maybe it was funny. I'm sorry. It was funny. It was funny So Lea's just like it was hostile and then Chelsea starts going yeah, but during the one it was hot

She starts saying something like it tries to say like it was hostile what you said and Dorenda just dianne we serve and goes shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh sh And Tintik goes, well, once again Sonya, job well done! And Tintik turns fat to Liar, it's like, you have a voice. Can you talk, you have a voice? It's just, yeah, I have a voice. I just feel like we haven't had any conversations. Exactly, the new midgeneralization about me. That was going to be too many syllables. Kappa. I'm a separate cycle bed. I know it's actually like really hard to find like really funny two-solid words

Yeah, no too much T towel Oh T towel. Oh like a posh ofy Listen of it. Hey, Cheetahl. Listen. Listen. Switch. Listen to you. I just bleaked all over my computer screen. That's the sketch.

Bleaked. What's leaking? Where you're like laughing and then like a big stream of spit just sprays out of your mouth. Oh yeah. Yeah. Hey, listen, listen, spit, spit, take. Listen, don't make tenetizations about me. That's what I'm saying. But you're making generalizations about me. Listen, I couldn't even pick you out of a lineup,

which you probably were in. I don't know why she keeps saying that as an insult when she's been very upfront about being arrested. I couldn't even pick you out of a lineup lineup, which you probably were in. I don't know why she keeps saying that as if it's an insult when she's been very upfront about being arrested. I could even pick you up a lineup lineup, okay? And Lake, I don't even know what that means. She'll never know you. I don't know you. And she goes, yeah, well, I feel like you

wouldn't even like to get to know me, okay? I hope I'm wrong. And she goes, Loran's like, can we just do this at dinner? Why are we embarrassing ourselves in a hallway when we can embarrass ourselves in public? Come on ladies. Please, it's bad enough that I had to hire a Sherpa to get up from the lower level, okay? Can we just go to dinner now? Yeah, so they're, I'm sorry, taking a vapi hit.

So they pack into their two cars and to Rindasonia and Tinsley are in one and Drenda goes, Sonia, what did you tell this girl? And then the other one, Lee is like, oh God, I think I'm gonna end up drinking. And the man goes, no, no, no, that's not the answer. Hard drugs, that's where it's at. So the lady is going to a restaurant and of course Ramona runs into like three friends. She's like, hi, hi, oh look there's Johnny, Jody and Elise and Kristi, Jennifer, and Mitzi and Sharon and Gloria and Florena and Rosanna Rosanna Rosanna Rosanna Triel, so Tensley and Son you're walking in together and Tensley's like, Louisiana, Louisiana. T-t-t-t-t-yell. Oh. Michelle?

So, Tensley and Sonny are walking in together and Tensley's like, um, I've been to a smaller place called Tutu or Toto or whatever this is. And so, he's like, oh my god, me too. This is such a big one. They're like one up in each other on smaller versions of the Hamptons restaurant. I went to my house, so it's basically just like once. It was a takeaway counter. Yeah, it was at the airport. Have you ever been to Tutu to go? Yeah,'s restaurant. I went to my sister's, I was basically just like once, it was a takeaway counter. Yeah, it was at the airport.

Have you ever been to 222 to go? Yeah, that's where I went. She's like, why is Ramona acting like she's such a socialite? That's not a socialite, that's being social heavy. I mean, look, look at me, I know the manager. Oh, look, it's the hostess, I know her. Oh my gosh, look, it's the guy clean. I know him too.

Why don't you just move to LA? That's how they act there. Act like a New Yorker. And then we cut it's the guy cleaning. I know him too. Why don't you just move to LA? That's how they act there. Act like a New Yorker. And then we got just on the other table. She's like, oh my god, my tits are out, everybody. Like they're just hanging out in my shirt. And then meanwhile, a guy comes over and kisses Luanne on the cheek.

So she, you know, Luanne's also, they're all, they're all ridiculous. Hello, Bonjour. So if I knew the rest of that song, I would be able to sing it right now, but I can get his hello, Bonjour. Bonjour, Bonjour. So if I knew the rest of that song, I would be able to sing it right now, but I can get his hello, Bonjour. Bonjour, Bonjour, Gorgeous, Gorgeous. I mean, that's a nice feel, so gorgeous. I know I'm with someone with tattoos, but please don't hold that against me because I really don't know her and she was wearing a sheer bucket hat earlier today.

It was very scary So Leah orders a virgin drink for her and Lewann and the way I was like oh so nice to have a wing man It's really hard to be around these women drinking all weekend Ah hello toastime toastime Cabaret star addressing the table anyway This year has been the roughest thing I've been through my life, even despite the fact that I sold out many venues and released a hit song called Feelin' Giovanni. It still is a tough year.

It's like, a volcano erupted, a volcano of music and success, and all the ashes came out, and I was so busy taking care of myself that I didn't realize the ashes also fell on you guys and made you all look so old You got hit with the ashes. I'm sorry. I was just so focused on love is the color of my true love So that didn't realize you were covered in ash looking dirty So and during this like I love an analogy and mean this Simone as well She's like well The dust came and you didn't know how to react.

And do I drink? Do I not drink? And then you just kept drinking. And I was just so busy trying to take care of myself. And as I got through this recovery, I want to make a man to all of you. So everyone, yes, you can pay my winner! And just to really drive the point home, I didn't realize how much that weight on you guys. That's the empathetic part of the sentence, because I was so busy trying to take care of myself, and that's the excuse part of the sentence. So again, I'm being empathetic, but also don't come at me bro They're like man, would you like some chips? I've had enough chips Back away so

I'll tell you what else is sweet The taste of ashes Falling on you from me while I worked on myself. I'm sorry for the sweet ashes the sweet sweet ashes I'm going to one plate Thank you for being so good to me now. I'm gonna pass around this hat and now you just put in it what you will Thank you Thank you. Thank you So so new sex new and improved blue, but something had to be said. Otherwise, it's like the elephant in the room,

and I'm so glad she had the respect to do that for us. Is my nipple still out of my shirt? I also want to apologize to the elephant for getting my regrowth ashes on it. You know, one of the hard parts about being a Phoenix, is that you get all your Phoenix ashes on all your friends. So, sorry about that again, everyone. I am going to order the lobster.

So, that is more of a sign of me coming out of what I was going through. So, thanks in advance for paying for this. Thank you. Well, that's the best speech ever gave in your whole, well, my girlfriend, Doris, calling, hi, Doris, what's still in here? Why don't you come say load what do you bet?

Durant Louis is talking about ashes, okay, and I put her in the basement with an air conditioner By the way, I loved the way Ramona answered her phone because when her phone rang she was Evolence my girlfriend Laurie and then she answered the phone she goes hey Laurie. I'm in the Hamptons It's like you just say hi, Laurie. Like, you know, like I wasn't sure if it was her way of like giving an excuse. She was like already loading up her excuse for why she couldn't hang out with Laurie. We're advertising why she needed to not hang out with all her friends and hang out with Laurie instead. I think she was saying like, Oh, yeah, I'm here because Laurie was in the Hamptons too,

because she's a come say hello. And the written is like, are you here? Are you just sort of here? She's like, my friends are calling me. What do you want? We we friends. I've got a friend.

Sorry. Okay. My friend, you watch for me. Just be present. Just be present. She's like, I am very present. And Leigh, I'm like, I mean, even your chair is facing outward.

And we see that Ramona's chair is like three quarter angle out. I guess it's been rotated. She's like, I'm facing, I'm facing tip top. Okay. Hey, listen, I'm trying to have a conversation with glue gun. Okay. And Luean's like, oh, you're new friend and during the girls, oh yeah, you're new best friend. Yeah, she's this doctor Doctor, doc, doc. Okay, I have a problem. I'm not an alcoholic. But we end. I'm a social Holly. Oh god, help me. Doc I'm sorry, doctor. Listen, I need to be social. Get over it. Okay. I need to be social. I don't have a man I don't have every

Billy have cocoa. Coco's about to fall over one of these days and die. So I need to be social. I don't have a man. I don't have every. Billy have Coco. Coco's about to fall over one of these days and die So we need to be social get over, okay? And Sun you're like you just want new friends. You said we're old and dying. So you just want replacements for us You know what Sun yeah you talk from a double mouth guy Well, listen listen you really make us feel old and dusty. That's from the ashes, from my rebirth. Thank you everyone. I will have the pot of few. Selling it, selling it. You know what? I think selling it was staring the bad little bit today.

Just, I just think Leo was trying to get to know you. That's all I was saying. Yeah, and Leo's like, you know, like in the future, I'll just speak to you first. Just a bit tough day, like my daughter, like she couldn't find a trap or keep her. So it's just a lot going on. And she's like, all right, everybody, enjoy making fun of the tramp stamp, because it's gonna be gone soon anyway.

And Durand is like, yay, it's only some one who sits with it. She's, yeah, she is obsessed. And Cindy goes, I don't need to stamp to be a trap. Ha, ha, ha, ha. So then Durand is like, you know, I like that. I like that. That, that, that, that.

I like that, that, that, that blanket. I like that blanket holds your own. Yeah. I like that blanket holds your own. You know, you know, I, you know, even with tattoos and all that, I like it. I like that, you know. So suddenly it's like, so did you skip the ring for us from out? I was like, should I? I'm gonna call it just a scope. Good at scoping. Okay, I'm gonna do it there, right? She gets up and starts doing her Ramona model walk through

the restaurant. Yeah. And a little man's like, well, you think by now the whole town would have Ramona's digits. All right. You know what know the digits I know is 1-800 ticket master get the tickets to lose cabaret god help the man in that restaurant yeah and that's pretty much where it ends Ramona just slinking around the dining room like a really purvy busboy a really stiff robot crazy lady coming to the restaurant to scope I Know I wonder if she had to take anyone's drink orders like man. I was wondering could I get another gin and tonic? Whoa, okay, I'm not the old manager. Okay, I'm just a socialite just walk around look. There's Lori. I'm in the Hamptons All right everybody that brings us to the end of real house was of New York

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