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Episode Date: May 20, 2021

After two weeks of being on their best behavior, The Real Housewives of New York finally let their inner maniacs out with petty bickering and another classic Sonja Morgan drunken meltdown. This was the messy disaster we've been waiting for.This episode is available on Crappens on Demand. Check it out here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/51459797Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Kids one happy it's my best so much that's happy It's a good one Hello and welcome to Watch For Crappins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me as usual is Arane Karam. What's going on, Ronnie? Hi. You look so beautiful. How are you?

How are you? I'm good. What's going on with you, baby? Not much. I'm like feeling very happy because I was very, very happy with last night's real housewives of New York episode. I'll get into that in a moment, but first and foremost, this is a crap and it's on demand show. So, if you want to watch the podcast, not just listen, but you can watch us. You can see when my face goes like this, or like this.

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Did you mean to have the show on the bonus episode? Yes, we did, because we're overloaded with content right now. It doesn't mean anything, it just means that we just had to shuffle things around, so Top Chef is there. And yeah, and by the way, I hope you didn't miss it. We had a super fun crossover episode with the Ladies of Morbid. Morbid is the number four podcast in the world. So we were very excited to have them on our show. And hopefully we're gonna be doing some more content

with them, but I hope you didn't miss that. We talked in depth about the mystery surrounding one of Kim Richards fiancees. So that's that that is the story. Ronnie. Are you excited to have Ronnie? Ronnie. I sure am. I sure am, Ben.

Did you enjoy last night's episode? I did. I was cracking up. I was like, you know, even a slow season just cracks me the hell up. And I watched it this morning, and normally I watch it the night of while it's going on. And so I'd read some of the threads going on

about it last night. And there were a lot of threads like, oh my God, I'm really, at this point, I've just worried for Sonya. Like, it's not even fun for me. I'm just, I worry when I watch, what the fuck show have you all been watching? I know. It's been like eight years of this. You should

be worried, okay? It's like every time you see that jiff of that smoking baby, you know, you know, the one the baby that's like laughing and chain smoking. Mm-hmm. Of course, you should be very scared for that baby. He's smoking, but it's still hilarious and I'll share it as much as I can. You know, exactly. Before I also watched it this morning, and by the way, for the crap is not to man people, sorry, I'm not making good eye contact today.

I'm sitting at my desk today, which means my angles are all messed up. So I'm sorry, my eye lines. I'm not ignoring you. I'm just looking at my face. I don't do you standing is bad for you. I'm just looking at my notes. Standing is terrible for you.

Also, I just have to thank the elephant group that I follow on Facebook. I follow this group because it's like the happiest group I've ever seen. It's just elephants. I'm like, baby elephants. I'm like, look, it's a baby. It's a baby elephant climbing over a fence.

So thank you. I love that group. But an elephant giving birth, okay, like birth is beautiful. I get it. I don't need to see it while I'm eating lunch. I was sitting there trying to eat a damn weight watchers meal. Do you know how good those are to begin with?

No, they're not good, okay? There's about this much food I get in there to enjoy. And I was scrolling through happily looking at babies, and then this elephant squats and just like explodes out an elephant baby. Okay, I did not need that during lunch for the content warning on that shit. Yeah, also don't need it in the middle of city slickers. I don't need to be watching a very funny movie with Billy Crystal.

Then all of a sudden, I've got to watch him pull out a calf. I don't need that. I do not just say that birth is beautiful. It's a very biologically ugly. I think the act of having a baby, bringing a new life into this world, that's beautiful. But physically giving birth is not beautiful to me. And I've seen pictures, I've seen videos,

I've seen babies, I've seen animals. It's never been beautiful, sorry. I mean, look, it can be beautiful. I'm not saying it's not beautiful in general. Just warn me about to show I'm about to see, you know what I mean? You can't be like, oh, I'm not saying it's like not beautiful in general. Just warn me. Warn me what I'm warn me about warn me about the show I'm about to see. You know what I mean? You can't be like, Oh, I'm going to put on some car to end. And then it's like a birth like a live. Yeah. I do have to say though, elephants. Elephants kind of are like Sonia when they're born. They just kind of splat out into the world. And they don't

really, they just kind of like roll on their back for a while, trying to find their footing and then boom, it's like they're walking and drinking. And then they're screaming about Wells Fargo, you know? Um, I, so I watched it this morning and before I had started up, um, I was just looking on social media and someone was like, real house south of New York is just fundamentally broken. I was like, oh shit. Is it another bad episode? Because I mean, let's be honest. The first two episodes were very slow and we were very concerned and Then I watched this episode and like this was hilarious. Yeah, the entire hour was hilarious

It just goes to show that no this show is not broken. They were just kind of like, I think they were just kind of getting their sea legs and trying to figure out, you know, like the new normal. And you know, someone did, someone on Twitter, I'm sorry for your name, had a very bad. Now the new normal is broken. New normal, sorry. Yeah. Well, so someone on Twitter had a very valid comment.

He said that their storylines have no substance. And like I get that, but I also feel that- What's this Anna Karinina? Yeah. but I also feel that- What's the Santa Coranina? But I also feel like for all these shows that have been filming during coronavirus, it's been hard because everyone's been closer to way. So, you know, these shows need to kind of force everyone together so that they can start popping off of each other and then the

storylines build from there. So I'm okay with that for now. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. Like we saw in Atlanta, it didn't really quite work as well, but New Jersey it did. But either way, this is me just pontificating to say that if you're hating on New York, like take a breath and then just like realize

it was hilarious last night. It was hilarious. Yeah, it was really good. So we start after the day of burning man and Sonia and Ramona are in bed. And Ramona does this thing when she wakes up where she just like kind of squins her eyes and stares at the wall and blinks a lot. Like she's not really sure where she is or what's happening. And she does it for a solid half an hour in bed.

Yeah. What? Like, like, she does it very intensely. And Coco and Marley are both in the bed with, because it's Sony and Ramon in the same bed. And then Coco and Marley are in there too. And Sony has like, Coco, Coco, Coco Ramon goes, you know what, she's in a deep sleep, okay?

Leave her alone, she's in a deep sleep, okay? Leave her alone, she's in a deep sleep. And then, it's basically like, is she alive? And so, you asked what everyone's wondering, is Coco, you know what? So, you used to waking up next to her husband for eight years. It's like, is he alive? Check his breath. Check it. I'm here running her, so that's Coco's face. Yeah, I was like, well, my dog's alive, so that's good.

So then we go over to Luann and who's coming into Tinsley's room. And Tinsley, Leah's room, sorry, these blonde girls. Leah's room, she's like trying to tame her hair from last night. Hello. Oh, this is Evaney trying to make coffee. I was later, see these are real housewives plots. Ebony's trying to make a curic, and I got it confused with the scene where Luanne needed to borrow a nail file.

Don't tell me there's no plot lines on this show. Don't tell me. I'm already confused. So Ebony is trying to work a curic. She's just alone in the kitchen. And then Ramona and Sonia are talking about the healing session that they had last night. And Sonia was, she was very impressed

with how Ebony trusted the guru. And they're just start talking about how Ebony, like there were surprised to hear that Ebony only has her mom and her grandma and her grandma sick right now and everything. So they just start talking about that. And so, and she was like, yeah, you know, I mean, we've known Leah for a while now,

but that was huge. She'd Ebony shared with us. And there was no one there to hold her hand because we were interrupted. And they both talk about how excited they are for Ebony to open up, which is so weird. And Ramona just, Sonja's just like babbling, babbling, or Ramona's doing her stare at the wall thing like, what?

Did I, did I, did I wait? To serve this. Uh, so then, Evony is, uh, hugging glue because glue was found in nail file, okay? There, there's, there's sister. Evony! Do the nail file? My nail is catching on everything. Wow, my nail is catching on so many things you would have thought of as my cap ratio, because I'm catching on everything. Wow, my nail is catching on so many things. You would have thought of my cap ratio, because I'm catching on, baby. It's almost like my nail is a new single.

So she goes in and they're like, oh my god, a nail file. Let's talk about it. And so the way I'm saying, well, are you OK to the Irish goodbye? With this small group, that's not a good idea. And Sonia, Sonia is saying how she thinks that she hopes that Ebony feels comfortable. Everyone is, you know what?

She's the new person in the group, okay? Maybe she feels like the odd man, I mean the odd woman now. I mean, what is it? I don't cancel culture, Kai, cancel culture. My God, maybe they're out, maybe she's the odd day out, okay? And Luan's like, well Ebony, did you have fun she goes I did I did well There were some parts of the day that were a lot for me and she's like like Finally

I'm like on your nail file like me. Oh god. We get along so well Lewand's on stage the way she nail files. You know it's like this tiny little nail file She's doing her tiny nail and she's you know in the background in Oklahoma Like oh really girl tell me about it. I Know settle down Joanna Gleason so then and he is yeah, Evan is just saying like well, you know that you know It's very hard doing Ebony and Luan because they both have defecities have a lot of Luan Yeah, yeah, I feel like Luan is down here and Ebony is down here. It's like a weird, like,

Louanne is like full, like your entire chest cavity has to be engaged. Right. So, there's like a decade and a half of, you know, cartons of cigarettes apart from each other. Yes. So, um,

anyway, so Ebony is like, well, you know, uh, you know, she goes, well, you know, uh, Michelle, the waitress, and then it cuts, and then it cuts to Michelle, and it says hospitality director.

So I love that. Even though a thread in this episode is about respecting people who work for you, I still like that Ebony still undercuts Michelle's title. And you've been a director of the waitress. Do you know that waitress? Do you know that bus girl who was around? You know Michelle, the waitress.

No. You know, the plating, the lady you did the plating. Well, I'm only eating finger foods. I haven't even seen a plate. The lady who is helping us. The stage manager. They don't like you to look them in the eye. Okay.

The lady with a braw block. They're supposed to hide into the shadows. I try not to look at anyone who's not a principal. You know what I'm saying? The lady with the blonde bob. No. Well, Ramona kept getting her name wrong and calling her the help.

Well, that's just part of the package with Ramona. Okay, that's just who Ramona is. Which is kind of true. And then we get a golden clip package of Ramona just bossing around the help everywhere they are at all times. You know, I need someone to help me unpack. Okay, you want someone to do this?

Just don't want to do it, guy. Look at all these servants, a guy. Wow, can you help me? Hey, servants, can you help me unpack? Okay, what's your name? Okay, Tej, Tej, what? Okay. What's your name? Okay, Taj. Taj what? Brydie. This is Brydie. Okay. And one time, were you abused? My name is birdie. Oh, you know what? Sorry, okay.

Or maybe is the other way around. So Nick has back in the way. I was like, well, we all have our faults and Ramona has more than usual in my right. Oh God. I love this file. Just a natural file over here We all jump jump jump. We all have our thoughts about tell you what's not one of my faults Jacket fingernails on my right filing away So it's like look I get it. I don't want to beat up on her. Okay. Look, let me tell you why it bothered me My grandmother worked all her life as a domestic for white families mostly, and she ran the house, but you know, it was just seen as the help.

And I mean, look, at least Michelle's white though, because if she was black, I would have gotten mad and gone home. Who's that? Who's Michelle? So you said, so your grandmother worked all her life on, what, like a domestic airline, is that what that means? I mean, I only fly international.

That's what cap race starts to. The man. So she's like, well, I don't think it was a racial thing happening. She's, well, I know, but it's the terminology and you're seeing someone is less than. And she's like, I'm not gonna come for Ramona. I'm in her home. I want to enjoy these women, but I need to explain

exactly what's going on. And Luanne want to enjoy these women, but you know, I need to explain exactly what's going on and Lewand's like Well, you know, she's not eloquent like you exactly you small words She's not as eloquent as you Ebony. I mean to be fair. She's not as eloquent as a cactus. So I mean Flashcards maybe You might want to have a maid warn her what you're gonna talk about first Flashcards maybe. You might want to have a maid warn her what you're going to talk about first. Yeah.

What am I going to say? So now they start dressing up because they're going to go to this a winery. And so Leah enters Ramona's room and Leah's wearing this like kind of like striped, tattered, animal-printed kind of thing. And so Ramona's like, whoa, what the heck? Leah, oh my god. And she goes, you

like it? Not sure. Honestly, okay. So, well, you're looking at me like I'm crazy and you're wearing heels and fur. Foo fur. This is faux fur. Okay. Don't want to be canceled cloths. Kai, no cancel cloths. Foo fur. And suddenly just guess, I'm handsome, Claude, I'm full of fun. And suddenly you just guess, I'm from March and Jeff from Venus. So, Nia is at the, So Nia spends the first half of this episode just doing her typical thing of just adding random phrases in the background that you don't even notice or being said until you actually like stop

and be like, did someone just say, did So Nia just say, I'm from Mars and you're from Venus right now. Joe said that, running commentary in the background. Yeah, that makes no sense. And Ramona's like, we're not going on the floor. Okay. You know what, could you put on a white t-shirt?

Oh, you know what? A black t-shirt, could you put on a black t-shirt? I'm sorry, I didn't know that you were the head mistress. Leah, Ramona is not anybody to talk about fashion. I get it, but Starlight Express ended in the 80s. Why are you dressed like a broken down train? You look crazy. Okay.

Yeah. You know what? You know what? I'm not the head of Mr.S. I'm the fashion police, okay? It's too much print. It's making me like, it's making me like dizzy. Whoa, whoa.

This reminds me this one time when I was a little girl, I went on a school trip to the newspaper and I was like, whoa, there's so much print happening here. I can't focus and Jaldi Parsonsmith said, well then you don't deserve to read newspapers until this day, I can't keep up with current events. Okay, I'm sorry if I say the wrong thing is because I don't know how to read newspapers.

I don't know how to read newspapers. Okay. Other than that, you look fabulous so guys, yeah, so then um, they're heading they're heading to the van to go to this winery and Marley's trying to go and everything is really killed so Marley's alive the dogs are alive I think Marley's always having a break up season break out season Marley is Marley is getting in every damn scene You're right. She's just always popping her or his little head up there. There. There. What? Don't dog cancel me. Okay.

They are always getting their dog head in there. So, um, so then, so they get into this van and then the WAN who has now had this just had this conversation with Ebony is now really trying to over-correct. So she's like, conversation with Ebony is now really trying to over-correct so she's like oh oh oh Hello sir. What's your name? Mr. Driver who works for me? I'm I'm just a humble lady I may be a cabaret star, but I'm not too good to know who the help I'm in the The person who will be in the front seat of this vehicle is and what's your name? I'm Chris Robert so wonderful to meet you. I'm Luan. You can call me Mrs. Dilliceps if you want.

I won't stop you. Easy peasy. Hey everyone, I've become friends with the driving maid. Everyone see that? Driving maid. Could you take us to a winery? And of course, if you want to partake in the one you may do so on your own time Of course and sit far away from us. You don't want to be near us anyway So Sun you're like oh my my my miss the steps has come a long way

Introducing herself as Luanne to the driver and then we see a classic clip of Bethany and Luanne getting into a car Bethany telling the driver What you pull over here? Yeah, you could have pulled over there. But what's the matter? What's going on? What's happening? What's happening? All right, you know what?

I don't even want to talk about. I'm at this Luanne. This is Luanne right here. Luanne, say hi. She's like, Bethany, I mean, it was totally awkward being introduced to the driver. As the right. And meanwhile, the rules have now 100% reversed because I am still keeping up with the big shot and Occasionally someone will curse in front of Bethany and she's like like she's cursing in front of me

Like does she not know this is a job interview like how how could you be so fucking unprofessional to curse in front of me? Okay, like I get it like I can curse you get curse. Okay. You don't get cursed Okay, cuz it's a job interview. Okay, so you don't curse. You're gonna say my first name. Okay, you know what you say? You say you cover your eyes and you say lady lady, okay? That's what you say. Okay, don't even look at me. Don't look at me So they get that they're in the van driving over there and Someone's like, are we working out tomorrow and Lea asked if if Garth is gonna come over to train them and so I'm just like oh Come on, that's not say we're doing guards. Just sick of hearing about guards. How's here we working out with guards? Guys, guys, guys, yeah. And then we

see that we see like the root of Sonia's trauma with Garth, which is that she had to drive all the way out to the Hamptons with Luan. And Luan did not stop speaking about Garth the entire time because we see them driving. And she's like, Oh, Garth, he's my COVID flirt. I mean, you know, he's from South Africa, which is in Africa on the southern part. I don't know if you know about that. And he has a lovely, absolutely lovely accent.

I met him on hinge. Literally, he was actually standing on a hinge right home depot and I was like, sir, you're stepping on my hinge. It turns out he was from South Africa. Today, my cheese from South Africa, Today much. He's from South Africa He's too good to be true, right? Oh, he looks like a gladiator She's like really in the wind. Okay, get it in a hurry because we know where this one's going

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondering app. So the lands I quote, well, here's what we're going to do today, girls. We're going to go to a winery and that's going to be in Greenport. And then we're going to go to a store, hopefully that'll serve wine, uh, while we're shopping so that I can prove how much we're not drinking. Then we're going to a beer factory, then a vodka to stillery, and then we're just going to jump in a ball, a ball cage, all the balls are filled with vodka. It's gonna be a very fun day, that I plan for my girls.

And I feel totally comfortable with it, and you know I feel totally comfortable because my mouth has been full while I've been saying all these things and I've spread crumbs over all of you. I'm not nervous at all, I'm just gonna stuff my face a little bit more, oh my god, oh Marvel. I'm just gonna stuff my face a little bit more. Oh my god. Oh my god. So Leah tells him that she got a dick pic last night and suddenly goes from someone you know. No, just a... She's like, no, she's not looking for new,

it's not like a Craigslist ad for new intern zone yet. Yes, it's for somebody she knows. I also, by the way, I'm like, I'm like a little over Leah just like tittering about how she got a dick pic as if it's like she's the first person to ever receive one. I just don't think it's, it just feels like so. She's always trying to make her parents mad. She's like everything she says is just trying to make her parents mad.

I'm like, I'm converting to orthodox Judaism to make my dad mad. I got a dick pick That's you're gonna make a man and it's kind of cracking me up that energy. I had a cigarette last night guys Within it's also though. It's also the other ladies acting like oh so much sexual energy last night Sex xxx. I love cars rubby what so sexy can't wait to have sexy times with them and then she says I got a dick pic last night like what and she said I would be so disgusted if a guy I knew thought it was appropriate to take a picture of his penis and send it to me that's where I'm coming from don't you

agree driving servants driving servant have you ever sent anyone a picture of your penis? Just wondering since we're basically friends and on the same level socially. And Ramona goes, it's not... Alicca, okay? Just not? Alicca. I don't think that was ever up for debate Ramona. So Leigh goes, but like, one around you guys sending pictures to guys, I don't send pictures to guys, not of my Vajayjay, not of my boobs.

Sometimes of my poster, it's a good picture. It's a good picture and people have to know what I'm performing. But that's fair. That's something that's like gross, I would never. And Evany says, listen, I don't even send my face, okay? Like, you're gonna have to start cracking up. They're like, oh, they don't even know who they're dating yet. So then the bus arrived at the winery and Luke gets out.

We have to talk about, by the way, Lou Ann is wearing this vest that is, it sort of looks like a furry beehive. It's just like, these like layers of like fur, but underneath it's like sequins. It's like, I don't know if I want to be cap-raised or or glamorous old Hollywood, so it'll be a little bit of both. Happy birthday to you.

Sorry, I thought the moment called for it. And she gets out of the van as Lou Antwood. We've arrived! Everyone in the wine, we just like juxtaposed into the tables. So, um... So charming. Whoa! Uh, guys, thank you so much for coming to the wine, the winery just like ducks under the tables. So, um... So charming. Whoa. Uh, guys, thank you so much for coming to the winery.

You chose the best hour. I'm Lindsay, okay? Hey! Thank you! Listen here, do you know what? I'm meetin' again. I need a paper with the boards on it. That tells me what you guys have here, okay?

Stupid lady. Did I do it right? Excuse me friend friend wine servant do mind if I Have some of that sparkling pink lemonade. Thank you so much. Thank you, and you can call me Luan This one time and then never again. Thank you And Lee is like yeah, I hope that she she's telling Ramona because the girls are walking around. She's like, I hope the man is comfortable here. I mean, she's just one month so,

oh, she's comfortable, she's fine. How do you know she's comfortable? She told me, guy, she's like, nope what? I'm so comfortable, pink red. Why, fit, you what? I just love what. I'm so comfortable with that.

I wanna like put it down with, wrote that it going to my stomach. I'm So comfortable with that. I want to like put it down with the rope that it going to my stomach. I'm so comfortable with it. I just want to catch it. I want to make it if wine was a man, I'd marry it. Okay. So, um, Luke, they also down on table and Luan goes and gets a her bottle of feroze and Leah is feeling like Luan is like trying really hard to prove that she'll be okay in a situation like this but she seems to be a little concerned that luan maybe like pushing it a little bit too hard so yeah they're sitting there and flights of wine arrive

and so luan comes back from the van and and so neol looks at us you know every time i see luan it looks like i'm you're wearing marley it's like you just skinned my dog and put them on your chest. Isn't that hilarious? I should tell Marley about that. Marley, you would make a great vest. Is it more than Marley? Guy. And Luanne's like, well, you know, I just want to feel included.

And my bottle makes me feel good. So, Ebony's like, oh, Ramona, look at you. You just said you just said something to the waitress by her name. You know, good for you, Ramona. She's, you know, what? Am I in trouble right now? Because she's talking to me in a tone. That makes it seem like I'm in trouble. Okay. You know, what? Could you just talk to me later? Because I feel like I'm in trouble. Okay. I'm having fun with you right now. Okay. can I just drink my wine and have some fun? Guy.

And then he goes, you know what, the help comment. That was triggering for me. You know what, I'm sorry. Next time I'll call them servants, okay? I'm sorry, I wasn't PC, okay? I'm just like, can I share, can I share why? It's like, what you can't, you know what? You can share with me whatever you want,

that being wrong about how I talk to Ty. Well, my grandmother worked her whole life as a domestic. Oh, so I'm sorry. I offended your grandmother. Sory grandmother, sorry. I hope you don't feel offended when you die. Sory. No, Ramona, Ramona. So you know why the, like, so you know why the hell is not the best way to refer to someone just oh I get it I get it, but you know what though like I hire people to help me so to me she helps me therefore she's the help okay You know what and she was crazy. She didn't help much anyway, okay? She left food on the floor of the dining room step in the kitchen I should have called her not not much help, okay? Should've been, hey, not much help,

what's the food on the floor? Okay, I told you guys. Yeah, is there anything offensive about that? Hiring the not much help, okay? So Evan is like, well, that's a very literal interpretation so I can see how that would make sense in your crazy, crazy privilege brain. Thank you.

Okay. Because you know what? I normally do it all myself. Okay. So normally I'm my own help. Okay. I call myself my own help. Right.

That's what it is. Sorry. You know what? I usually do it myself. And that's why I call myself themself. Okay. Well, I think that historically in our country, the help can make people feel devalued. And that's the feeling that I got.

Everybody goes, you know what? I was just very excited having everyone there and I never hire people, okay? In fact, the truth is, I've never even seen a servant before in my life. So if I quote the wrong thing, it's like sometimes I say the wrong thing because I don't know because I've never hired a servant, okay? So I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't know. Thank you for teaching me. Yeah, and she tells us, I love the fact that Ebony is not consenting way. White's not bright. Okay? I get it. I'm not stupid. You know, but sometimes I have a slip of the

tongue, which is why I call myself tongue slippers. You know, which sounds like house shoes for your mouth. What am I going to walk around the house in my mouth? No Okay, sorry He is to hospitality assistance or Kai I mean, he's like okay, well yeah, and here's to the frontline workers, too Okay, she's she's getting it all in there. Yeah, sure I was like, okay, she's getting it all in there. Yeah, sure. Sure.

So, Leo's like, yeah, you know what, it's like crazy that we're even like living through this. I mean, we've probably, we're all going to get it if we haven't. I mean, like, you know, you've had an ebony and like Ramona, you said that you gave, you had it, you had the amybodies or something, right? And she goes, yeah, you know what? I had it, but I didn't know I had it. Okay the amy-bodies or something right and she goes yeah, you know what I had it But I didn't know I had it okay. Here's what happened. I was in bokeh with my ex and my daughter such twin such best friend a free And then they opened up the bokeh beach resort and someone told me they were testing and I go you know what?

I'm not gonna test That's it. Okay, sorry. I'm not gonna take a test, guy. But I did, and then turned out I have COVID. That's it, so sorry. No more questions, thank you. And put it go, Paul, guys. Because we all know the most reliable place to find out about your medical state

is to go to the Bokka Beach Resort. Okay, so then, so Leo's like, and then you donate a the blood plasma, right? Cause Leo's like really hung up on this blood plasma story that I think literally zero people care about. I think most people don't even remember, but Leo, it's like a real bee in Leo's bonnet

because as you said, and as we've said in the past, that basically when Leo's around Ramona, Ramona becomes Leo's mother and she cannot help herself. She cannot help. She just wants to fight about everything. No one believes, nobody believes that Ramona donated plasma. There's no one single person in the world who believes it, right? And you know what? I say thank you. I'm a great woman. I'm personally grateful. Whenever you need a blood transfusion, like that's my worst nightmare is getting Ramona's blood. You know, so you know what? You know what? I did donate my plasma.

Okay. And now I don't have a TV. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I made a sacrifice. Okay. And so now I'm watching TV on books. Really? A hot guy. So yeah, Leo's like,

so then you're doing it in plasma. So, and he goes, no, she did. And it wasn't on Instagram. They took something when I went to the center, okay? And they said, I'm very strong antibodies, okay? I've got very, very strong antibodies, okay? That came from the hospitality assistance at the Bokeh Beach Resort. They all told me I have strong antibodies, okay?

Me, it's like, um, but you don't just have to go like once, you have to go again and again, like you have to do it multiple times, okay? And she's like, yeah, you know what? I did it once because my auntie's body is very strong, okay? If you don't like it, then call up my auntie and tell her to stop doing pilots.

Okay, fair, fair. And so then there's a headline that says, like Ramona sang her reveals she and her daughter, Avery, attested positive for COVID-19 antibodies and they have since donated their plasma. And she goes, you know, we went there, okay. We went to the center. We went to the Boka Beach Resort Medical Center

of Southern Florida. Okay, donated. Okay. It was the Boka Beach Resort blood plasma. Your aunt has a strong body center. Okay. That's it. And we just keep trying to catch her.

And Ramona is trying to answer her in a way that's telling the truth, but still making her sound, right? Which she's not doing at all. Because she's like, did you donate or not? We went to the center. Did you donate or not? It was plasma. Did you donate or not?

You know what? I got it meant on my pillow. That's why I always go back. That's how you know what? Donator that gave me a mint on the pillow. Okay. And you know what? I actually have very body positive.

So I don't know this idea that you think I'm antibody because I'm very pro-botties, okay? So, such as, you know what, I got tested, I don't have strong antibodies, strong antibodies. And then Leo's like, well, I don't wanna have an argument with you, which is hilarious, because she's literally creating a ridiculous argument. And she's just, I just wanna know if you lied

about donating blood plasma. I don't like, okay? I don't like it. I just told you what I did. Stop, stop. I don't like it, okay? I don't like this right now. She's like, but you're obviously lying.

Come on. So she's like, I just wanted to know if you've lied about donating a blood plasma. You what stop? She's like, I'm not gonna stop because there are some people who can't even donate their blood plasma. Okay, and I think if you didn't, you should be like, I made a mistake.

She's like, I don't care. You know what, it's me bothering you. Look. Look. Look. Feet just flying out. It's like, it doesn't even, but, yeah. So Ebony's like, well, it sounds like she said,

she didn't donate it. You know, I gave my statement to the press and no further questions. Okay. Sorry, sorry. So then she starts talking about how Leia's always trying to pick a fight. And Leia thinks that Ramona is just trying to make herself look better after her shitty behavior and now wants to act like a charitable woman. No, Leia, she doesn't want to.

She doesn't even realize she had shitty behavior, okay? So she doesn't realize she had shitty behavior, so she can't be compensating for it. She's just Ramona, and if you said Ramona got tested and then they said, we need to take some more blood to check it. In her mind, she thinks she's just donated blood. She donated blood to the center for them to test, okay?

It's as clear as data. Also, the way that this whole thing started at the reunion was Dorenda and Leah were coming for Ramona for not taking COVID seriously, right? And so they're like, you're not even wearing a mask. You're going last-day cake, you're going to a polka. And Ramona goes, oh, yeah? Well, I went to polka and I wasn't wearing a mask

in that picture because I have the antibodies And they're like, no you don't, yes I do You know how I know? Because I went and got tested they even took my antibodies because they wanted to work Well, these are such good antibodies, well you don't need some so it's like a sure And so it all came from this stupid little live Ramona was telling and now it's become this huge headline that Ramona has donated her plasma like she's the saint and it just came from her trying to do this. This whole thing with Leah at the reunion and it's hilarious that it snowballed into this. I know.

And so, um, so Leah is now of course totally infuriated and she's like, this is like propaganda. You're spinning this. It's like a big deal. It's a big deal. Have you say, Leah, have you say stupid face? Okay. Lua and goes, well, it's something you shouldn't lie about. I mean, why?

Why would you lie about it? Of course. And so you says, you know what? Either you saw a big back of blood next to you or you didn't. Did you? I mean, we've all been there. And Evan is like, but she just said right now that she didn't.

I mean, that's what I heard. Did anybody else hear that? You're, you know what? You're looking at me angry. And you did this Ramona. This is your mistake. This is nobody else's. And Ramona gets all pissed off and gets up

and she's like, why are you always challenging me? You know what? Like, you remember when you did this to me, middle finger? You remember that? You remember that? That was disgusting, okay? That was disgusting to you.

You're spending your food everywhere. You know what? I'm really upset now, okay? I'm trying to like you, but now I don't like you, okay? And then, Luan, Luan, who has proclaimed that she and Ramon are just great friends, never misses an opportunity, it's just pile on just, well I don't understand why you're getting all defensive Ramona, what's wrong with you, where are your antibodies now, bitch, huh? So Ramona stocks off and he is like, I'm, it's not like I'm being the COVID police, you're lying.

It's like you're a mean girl, okay, Diana, get me outta here, Diana, okay? You know what? The best way to handle Leah is just to gnaw her and just walk away and shit in the closet, okay? So then Leah is like, no one's backing me up in the group. Like not one of you guys are backing me up and it's fucked up and it's so slight. So I'm just like, why are we in trouble? Like why would anyone obligated to back up Leah on this

Focac to argument that she's trying to start at this vineyard? Yeah, so Evan is like, listen, we just have different ways of going about it. I mean, you're just like, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma. I like to ask questions, and then, you know, eventually get her comfortable. We're telling the truth, okay?

That's how it's done and Lee is just like whatever and then She's also like right before that. What's hilarious is that now now Because Ebony goes listen. She admitted it. She's embarrassed and the man goes she's embarrassed You embarrassed her then suddenly is you're very confrontational. When two seconds ago, they're like, why would you lie? Why? Why? Oh, you're embarrassing her.

You're embarrassing this poor soul. Ramona, you're a terrible person for lying by your anti-body. Leah, what terrible things for you to say? Yeah, they're very like cheer the boxing match and put bets down on the boxing match and then leave it like, did you see that man hit that other man? I mean, it was so bloody, it was awful,

it was just horrible to sit through. Yeah, they just basically will, they're just gonna make people feel bad about whatever, whoever's from them, they're just gonna take the side of, how can we shame you right now? Okay. So anyway, so Louis, I'm gonna go have to remote and see if she's crying,

because that would just be absolutely wonderful. So, so anyway, so Louis, I'm like, well, I'm gonna go after Ramona and see if she's crying because that would just be absolutely wonderful. So, so, so, so, so, I mean, sometimes Instagram content just hits you in the face, doesn't it? I'll be back, girls. So she goes in, she's like, Ramona, Ramona. It's like a prank shot. I think I should have just said this place is maybe three feet big. Right.

And she's like, Run, no, no. Has anyone seen a frantic older woman, yay high? Anyone? Anyone seen this woman? No, Leanne, Leanne, I'm on the toilet for Christ's sake, okay. Oh, okay. Well, just relax, relax. So, do you need help?

I have to drive, we have to win. Man, tell the lady who works there. She's like I'm so sorry you have to hear that Charlie sorry. She's like don't worry. I've been smelling it for the past 10 minutes I don't worry about me hearing it. I've heard quite enough already So so then the way and comes back And then it's like well you gave of real, she's literally shutting your pants. I was like, what a great friend. What a wonderful friend. Feels like, well girls, then the reviews are in.

Ramona, shut her pants at the vineyard. Let's see the real time your reviews. North pork vineyard is delightful except for the smell of rampant diarrhea and an old lady in the restroom. Wow, I guess the news is spreading quickly. So Leo's like, she's in the Chicago doctor already. I mean, you cannot be sitting here swarping down oysters and like Rosé, when you have IBS. Okay, it's a disaster.

So then Luang goes back into Ramona's house. So she stands, yeah, she's still just like taught, yeah, so she's still just talking to Ramona. And she's like, are you okay? And Ramona's like, no, what? I had to do some documents, okay? She just has to do documents. That's something that one does.

She's not going to do documents. You know what, my document, my document assistants aren't here, so I'm going to do documents. That's something that one does. She's not going to do documents. You know what, my document, my document assistance aren't here, so I'm going to do it myself. You know what, I do everything myself including documents, okay. I just had to spend a moment with them myself, okay? It's just, you know what, he's always attacking me, okay? I'm not just going to sit there, okay?

I'm going to sit on a toilet instead, okay? You know what, she's impudent, is that the word? I'm like, actually it is the word. It is the word Ramona, you did it. She's a real bitch. In case I got it wrong, okay? It's like, well, it's a thorough over it. Okay, now I'm gonna go to the bout.

Is it safe in there? Is it safe to go in there? Rodney, I believe that you undersold the melodramatic way that Ramona said that she's a bitch. Okay, because she didn't just say she's a real bitch. She goes, you know what? I'm not guilty of anything. You know what I'm guilty of?

You know what? Opening my house to her again, okay? She's a real bitch. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So then back at the table, Evony is telling Sonia that she plays a really good mediator and Ramota comes back she goes, you what? Going for a stroll, a document stroll. I'm gonna do you sign my stroll, okay? So then so then she goes off with Sonia and and Lee is like I love how it's like turning me into the enemy when she didn't tell the truth and so I'm just like stop Okay, I need to hold her hand. She's licking her wounds

So you know, but she's and Sonia's basically says that she loves Leah that she speaks her mind But sometimes she gets onto a soapbox and you know starts wagging her Which is hilarious because it's actually Sonia who is literally wagging and screaming her finger off at the end of the episode I'm a soapbox about Wells Fargo So she's like oh Ramona you're in a real quagmire And Ramona's like you what the girls fire she's constantly making up stories But I'm not coming to her impotence, okay? What I've worked too hard to settle for a penis.

It doesn't work properly. Guys. Well, you know, it's all cancellation cause. It's cancellation, cancellation carnival, cancellation, cancellation car, cancellation car, car, the car, cancellation, cancellation, coop up. It's a quagmire.

It's a quagmire. It's a quagmire. It's a quagmire. It's a quagmire. It's a quagmire. It's a quagmire. It's a quagmire. It's a quagmire. I don't want to go to quagmire. I don't want to go to quagmire. I already said, don't go to quagmire. Yeah, but it's cancellation, isn't it? It's not being a way. Diana's my roommate. And I don't even like her. These days, everyone wants to cancel everything.

I mean, without proof of anything, cancel, cancel, cancel, cancel, qu, my clock, my clock, my clock. You want to cancel your credit card, they want to cancel your electricity, they want to cancel your internet, like, that's just not being bills. Yeah, what is she going so far? Okay, she looks like a freaking zebra with animal prints. She goes, yeah, but said to you Ram Ramona. Uh-oh, she has 10 prints on. So do you have 10 prints on? Uh-oh, I have leopard and leopard, okay? This is two different leopard. She goes, end your glasses.

That's the third print. Oh gosh, I don't know where they counsels those glasses. The cancellation crack, my eyes. That's what I'm saying. And then Ramona also goes, you know what? It's try to be nicer. I heat saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying.

I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying.

I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying.

I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I think it's, I think maybe when Ebony started talking about like the help or whatever. I think like Sonia has a vague, she's heard like this buzz word and she knows it's somehow connected to being PC and saying the right thing at the wrong thing but she doesn't really know how it all works. So she's just kind of spying it out. She's basically saying like, oh Leah, I got why you're mad because he is trying to get you canceled over your COVID stuff or something Yeah, she's but I have no idea. She's just got you just keep saying canceled and the moment screaming and yelling about Prince And she's like I'd say that's two prints. Okay, you know, and then she just screams She just lets out a scream and everyone at the wine is like what the fuck?

I feel better now, okay, and the way in here is he goes whoa Whoa like what the fuck? I just, I feel better now, okay? And the wind hears and goes, wow, wow, wow. Do I have a fan here that's screaming for me? Hello, I'm over here. Autographs later. I know, Vinic says, all in glad everyone cleared the air. I mean, I heard that screaming, so I guess that's clear.

And the wind goes, except for the bathroom. Ha ha ha ha. I'm so sorry you had to hear that everyone. Hi Paul, Josh So Sonia and Ramona are walking back and there's this you know odd little man sitting there with a heart-shaped bald spot Which I've never seen but also I want one it was like a month from like 12 38, you know Like it was like a fire talk was sitting there and so he goes, oh, we got hot guys over here. And he's like, he got an amazing body. So anyone who thinks guys get classier as you age here, you go to the heart shape

bald spot man. He's like, a man's body. You're hot. You're like, my body. Oh, single. Okay. Are you single? Because then myself is ready to mingle guy

He goes absolute he's like yeah, I am of course he's single. What sort of married guy would say something like that I'm like have you seen any man on Bravo ever So sonia comes back to the table. She's like guys the this man just told me I have an amazing body And he doesn't even know who I she's like, guys, this man just told me I have an amazing body and he doesn't even know who I am. And the man goes, what man? She's like so mad. She's like, well, we'll see what he has to say

when a cabaretist or a girl strutting by hit it boys, walking front of heart-shaped bald man, strutting my stuff because I'm hot too. Mm, so Ebony's like, okay listen listen listen. I think at, you know what Ramona, it was a good conversation we had right? Ramona's like, yes, you know what? I just want to say Ebony, thank you for being so calm. You know I really appreciate the help.

Oh my god, cancel, cancel Ramona. Camper, that's a cancel, quagmire. Ramana goes, you know what, like about you, you explain yourself in a way that's not aggressive or confrontational. I was like, you just know Abiny was like, oh, we're just gonna table that one for the next conversation.

Take off when we're gonna work today. Yeah. Oh, good. So Sonya's like, well, you know, my only problem is that you got in the pool and we didn't get to talk about your girls grandmothers dying. Oh, you know, because we care about a girl's their grandma's we're dying right now, right now at this moment. Oh, God. And so, Evany is actually kind of perfect for this group because she's just ignoring them and like taking all the food

and putting it in a napkin so she can take it to go. She's like, free fucking lobster rolls. I was like, I've seen these girls on TV. I know I'm totally allowed to do this. And they're just like, yeah. And she's like, I'm taking, this is going in the Birken bitch. She's a lobster roll in her Birken bag.

And we get a clip of the son, the famous sonias. I'm not leaving the lobsters. That's not who I am. Putting lobsters on her purse. The amount of lobsters in bags on this show is pretty amazing. So now they're, on top of that, they're also like chugging the last of their wine

before they get in the van to go shopping. So they do that, they get in the van, and now it's like 5'40 pm. And Sonia is now, now she's drunk. She's officially drunk and she's just saying stuff. She looks at Ebony, she's like 5.40 p.m. And Sonia is now, now she's drunk. She's officially drunk and she's just saying stuff. She looks at Ebony and she's like, I like your arm cleavage, it's clean, it's clean, it's clean. Ebony's like, thank you.

And so am you saying? You know what? I don't even know where we are actually. My boots are telling you, I'll tell you that man. Hey, how are you talking to Lou and you're fun Garrett if I do your girls if I do your girls girls girls one more time I'm gonna kill myself up here that and everyone's like goth goth and the way I'm like yeah it's a cowboy name okay it's like giddy up going out there on the county of the girl the coast of field right right now, right across the plains.

And they just cut to Ebony and she just like, sound like, okay, I have, you have my capacity. This is it, how do I get out of this car? So now they get to the next place. And Ramona's like, you know what, Sonya, you should just leave the point in the band. So, whether you have the buying police. Yeah, and she goes, you know what, Sonya, you should just leave the point in the band. So, waiting in the band, please. Yeah.

And she goes, you cut him off. You can't even walk. You can't even walk because we're going to kind of like stumbles out of the van. So they go walk, we're going to go. They're walking on the sidewalk and we're going to go. It's a slippery slope. Okay. So they go into the store and Leah, it's funny to watch what they all gravitate towards.

To Luan, go straight towards the giant shoulders and Leah's go straight to the blanket section. She starts picking out like 10 blankets. And then Sonia sort of has a, she's so fast aggressive. She's, oh, everything is beige. I love it. So just beige in here. So Luan, Luan then has a groundbreaking discovery. She goes, you know, there's nothing quite like shopping

to make a girl feel good about life in general. Who would have thought about how comforting it could be? Who would have thought? Wow, I never would have thought that going shopping would be a great distraction from the pain and misery in your life. So then they go to another store and my roomone is like, you know what, I'm gonna buy sage here

because we should sage the house before Heather gets here. Aaaaah! And then you're like, why is she invited? She invited her mama. And Leah's like, that girl's gonna be a fucking punching bag. I hope she knows that. You know, everyone goes, you know what, Leah's getting me all stirred up, okay?

And now I'm like second guessing, you're saying that, like, how they said this, how they said that. And now I'm second guessing myself because of Lee, it was a silly podcast, like, who cares, okay? And Evanee says she's excited to shut oysters because she hasn't been that since her hooters days. And everybody goes, well, you still forget hooters? You know what?

I bet you got big tits, guys. Big tits, equals big tits. Ah! Was I the only one who was surprised that they shot goasers at hooters? I didn't know that they had no way through option. At hooters, let alone freshly shocked ones. So, I'm not a bad lady.

Also, that was a shock to see you. Usually when uh, and then I was shocked as you. Usually when I go there, I'm just so entranced by the boobs. I'm just love them. Like, hey guys, you want to go down and look at some boobs? Come on, let's do it. The boobs. Does this mean that, like, Brittany was shocking oysters at her hooters, like, hey, hey, hey, we got fancy clams here on the half shales.

Okay, so then they're shopping for evening gowns and a guy, the guy that works there's like, y'all, you can take off your mask here. She's like, that's nice to say because they were coming off anyway, sir. Yeah. You're talking to the real housewives of New York. I can't even believe they were on. Okay. So the man's getting like some huge shoulder top thing and Ramona looks down and Sonia's wearing

Luans fur and Sonia's like, well, I guess I'll just wear this if Garth is gonna be there. Yeah, she's going on and on about Garth and Leah is saying that basically she's like, I don't know if Sonia is jealous because she wants Luann. Like, she wants, like, the Garth is taking the Wann away from her or she's just because Luann has a Garth and Sonia doesn't have one. I think it could be just all of the above. So, Luann's like, Sonia Rita.

Sonia Rita, do you like this top? Do you want it? It's cheap. It's cheap. It's Garth buying. Listen, I like to spoil Sonya, right? Because you know she when she's feeling a certain way It's helps her cheer up and it also just reestablishes the fact that I'm just like a little bit above her So I'm gonna buy her this crazy black shirt with proofy shoulders and then we'll both wear them and look ridiculous at the same time So then they go to a restaurant and Lohan's like,

well, the bar is ours, it's very private. It's this fantastic, it's amazing. What a fantastic bar. This is, I'll be right back, girls. When she goes outside and starts sucking down a cigarette, she's like, this is very difficult. I'm having a moment, I just can't give up all my biases, can't I? I mean, why are you taking them to bar after bar?

Are you poor thing? It's like me being like, hey guys, business meeting at the Golden Corral. Okay. But also, I just love the way she's so excited and just saying, oh, it's a private bar just for us. Just our own special private bar as if they shut down like a super crowded restaurant, you know, and just like shut down the whole restaurant for them.

I'm like, no, no, no, they have not had people in there in nine months there. Like, this is not a private thing that was shut down and kept open just for you. It was opened up for you. And like because they're desperate for business, right? But I just love how she's acting as if like, they're getting special VIP treatment because. No, I did this. It's like, no, no, they,

Bravo was like, do you want to know what it's like to have customers again? They're like, yes, please, please. Which is no way to start. So, real struggles that restaurant tours are going through. By the way, I also want to say, before we go any further, uh, what was about a week or two ago, I talked about on how on Roni,

the women were talking and then NBC put up this like a promo for a new Jurassic Park roller coaster down below, called the Velocircoster and I'm just joking about how like how appropriate that is for Roni to have a bunch of Velociraptors running around on the bottom of the screen. So at this commercial break, that was right before this, I caught the end of a commercial right before we came back to air. And it was a commercial for the Velocic Coster.

And in case there was any debate about whether or not it was inspired by Real Housewives of New York as much as Jurassic Park. The tagline for the rollercoaster was, Let yourself, whoa! Hahaha! Hahaha! Hahaha! Hahaha!

Whoa! Let yourself, whoa! We have the wind as a velociraptor coming, whoa! Let yourself, whoa!'re the end of the velociraptor coming whoa, let yourself whoa Oh my god So they're ordering oysters and sonia's like I want shrimp to shrimp to and everything goes but not Not shrimpy other things right because you like you know you like big dicks and she's like no now I don't like a big day. Yeah big dicks are in nuisance. Okay, am I Now I don't like a big dick. Yeah, big dick's your nuisance.

Okay, am I? Mm-mm. And they all crack up. Also, Sonia was like, she was like under-order, and she goes, well, two of my girls are drinking. So I want to be sensitive to that. I'll have a rosé.

So then, Ebony tells them, you know, I'm having so much fun. I'm not really used to hang here around this many white women. You know, I'm just being honest and sunny goes, be honest, it's a lot. We are a lot. And in case anyone needed further evidence that there are a lot, we then redo cut back to the way I'm just smoking.

Like, yeah, just like trauma smoking in the corner, as you mentioned. So, so then, Ramona's like, you know what, Ebony, I wanna know, why did you disappear the other night? Okay. And Ebony is basically saying how, you know, like she just, she just got into her, I don't know, I wrote a word, I don't understand what she said. Like, she just was like, you guys just tired.

She was just tired. Yeah, she was just tired basically. She didn't wanna be a party pooper and be like, I'm going to bed. So then Liam, Lou, we're now talking at the other end of the bar and Lou's like, well, I just had a stronger, I had to take a moment, you know?

So, you know, thank God I have to lose A. Oh my God. Just like pouring it, drinking it out of the bottle. And Lee is like, do you really think like drinking it out of the bottle. And Lee is like, do you really think drinking that out of a wine glass is helping you? She's so, yeah, it helps. So, it helps.

It helps. Look, I'm already getting calmer. Look, look, you know one of the great things about this is that I'm using a beverage to calm my nerves. I'm really growing here. She's like, well, I don't think you're going to like this, but I think that doing it like this might be hurting you. She's like, oh, well, look at you. You're having a mocktail. She's like, well, just hear me out. I mean, I think like you having to have a wine glass with

something like champagne. I mean, maybe that's keeping you attached to it. She's, well, I could say the same thing for you and your little glass of things. She's a seltzer with grapefruit juice. I mean look obviously this isn't making you calm. But I feel like I'm part of things. Look at me, look at me being a part of things. Are we having fun girls? What a fabulous night of fabulous bar poofy sleeves. Are we all having such a great time now that I'm here with my foes day and Lea's practically falling off the wagon with her quote unquote, Seltzer and grapefruit juice. Am I right? A mocktail. A mocktail. Would you believe it girls? Lea's like, I just don't think she's getting it. So then they go to the table to eat and so

he's like, I want the biggest steak in the house. I'm gonna follow my girl. That's Ebony. Oh, my girl don't cancel me They have a like a not I like a I like a stake cancel the potato. No, I don't think I can't hold the potatoes I like a cook medium cancellation. Please. Thank you. So let me ask oh they have a potato leak soup. I love What are you girls think I mean don't trust Leah she's on a mocktail mocktail it's funny because I'm on something with a big bone is that PC Leah's like why wouldn't it be PC well you wouldn't understand you're high off of your mocktail well I just want to be myself I don't want to be a PC. Well, you wouldn't understand. You're high off of your mocktail. Well, I just want to be myself. I don't want to be a council consolation.

I mean, it's like, nobody is going to cancel you. Oh, oh, that's the phrase I was trying to think of before. Cancel culture. Wow. I remember when it goes, why would we want to cancel culture? No, cancel culture is when there's a pandemic and you have to cancel your torutates. Definitely, it's like we don't want to cancel culture Ramona, but cancel culture can cancel individuals, you know, and you know, they feel out of line with culture, but we don't do

that in this group, too, we talk. Yes, we do. If we have problems, you know what? We press one for the help. You know what? You know what? I actually kind of understand cancel culture because Diane did such a bad job helping me out that I actually had to cancel her. Okay, I had to get her out of my house. So so I'm just like, you know what? I feel one with the people. I mean, I love, yeah, Lou, for not drinking. And I wasn't even drinking before, but I'd drink a few times. And I was like, why aren't I drinking? You know what I mean? Can we also comment on the fact that Lou and Sonya are both wearing their new

black top that just bought? So they're both aware, yeah, like they're just so excited. They have to wear it. And Sonya's just put hers over her white shirt that she's wearing before. So she looks just like a pilgrim basically. Yeah So they're both wearing the very very drunk pilgrim Like I feel like not enough attention has been paid to the fact that they're wearing identical black tops with poofy shoulders Yeah, it's just a show, you know, there's so many things you don't even have to comment on because it's just this fucking show I like that when we go over the trailers at the beginning of a season We're like, why is somebody dressed like a pilgrim and now we find out why yeah, they were just trying to make her feel better about bar

Yeah, so Evan is like oh, so yeah, well, I don't want you to feel pressure to drink just cuz I'm drinking Does she look pressured to you? No. So then, so, so, so, so he was like, I love Leah and Lou for both not drinking. And I wasn't even drinking before, but what happens at drunk a few times? And I'm like, okay, I'm gonna drink. I'm gonna drink. And some reminder just takes her drink, which is like, you know what, you need some food.

No, okay, you need some food So don't put it next to me, please cuz she puts it right in front of Lou. I am And so he goes, I don't want to be cancelled So he was like guys guys we need to plan tomorrow for our little friend, okay? First of all, I'm gonna look up everything the Heather said and I'm gonna tell you. And everyone's like, oh my god, I'm just having fun. Okay, what if we just do this now? It's just gone. And so she starts reading it. She's like, Heather Thompson on Sonia Morgan's new face. I like the first one better. And Sonia goes, well, guess what? I've got a brand and I like all of my faces. I mean, that's how you defend yourself to be honest. Also, by the way, I love that, like Leah,

the first time in the history of housewives has decided not to do this off camera. You know, like instead of doing a group text of how they're just gonna gang up on someone, she's just like, fuck it, I'm doing it on camera at dinner. Who the hell cares? So, so the way I'm like, well well where does she get off talking about us like that last time I checked she didn't have a cabaret she didn't even have a signal she didn't have a

carrier or keep on she didn't even have a cassette player huh me it's like oh by the way Luanne you she said there's nothing authentic about you and you were doing drugs oh those were the days my line and she tells us so I there, and I had been cool. I even had lunch with her before we came to the Hamptons. And let's roll it back, roll it back. The clown took it off, having lunch before we go to the Hamptons. And Heather comes, Heather goes,

so, Lou, tell me what's going on with Capere, I never got to see it, I never got the invite. I was like, oh, I missed those. Heather Thompson, like, pass of aggressive barbs that just come straight at you. Oh, it's gonna be good next week. Well, my first instinct is to call her and say, you are uninvited, but on the other hand,

we should let her come and really give it to her girls. Who the hell does that bitch think she is? So, a Cabaret Star Scorned as a Cabaret Star, I don't know, Scorned. So then tomorrow, they're going to be working out with Garth. They're talking about what they're going to do tomorrow. They're going to be working out with Garth and shocking oysters. And sometimes like, I was talking about Garth again. Garth Garrett, I mean, what's his name anyway? And the way I was like, whoa.

Oh, you mentioned Garth. Oh great, should we FaceTime? Should we girls? Should we? Oh, I don't wanna see Garth. I'm done with Garth. I've had enough Garth. Garth Garth Garth Garth Garth Garth.

It's always Garth. Oh, hi Garth. Oh Jesus,th Garth Garth Garth Garth Garth Garth. It's always Garth. Oh, hi Garth. Oh, Jesus, he picks up on the first ring. And then Tony is like turning away because she's everyone wants everyone to say hi to Garth and she's like turning away like no, I'm not, I will not indulge this Garth FaceTime. And Ramona gets into the phone and she's like thank you for making my girl And Ramona gets into the phone and she's like, thank you for making my girl smile. Guy, he's like, whoa, is that Ramona? Yeah.

Okay, she's welcome. She texts me in the morning, okay. Leo, accept it, 830. Shut up, Ramona. So she's like, look, I can be on the phone with the guy, cheers, look at this. He can be diving my phone with a guy cheers look at this It can be dying in my phone. I will you Hi, and it's some gay guy obviously he's like hey girl Girl the shoulder pads you look fantastic. You look amazing, Bench

And meanwhile the wands like did you see that man? I mean he's the real deal. You know what I'm saying Let's talk about Garth some more I will do, you know what I'm saying? Let's talk about Goths and more. Sunday, cause. Okay, you gotta do it, fam. It's okay, bye. That's how the straight person is into me. And so she puts down her phone and we go,

she's still on Sonya. And by the way, she hangs up on him while he's talking and then she didn't even hang up on him. Okay. Yeah. So Ebony's like, I feel like I'm in like Allison Wunderland right now, which honestly, I think Allison Wunderland was a lot more sane than this dinner. So Sonia is like, I have my own connections of how things work and people don't understand.

We need to protect the poor because stocks are going up poor getting poor Homeless are getting homeless little lure and this guy is a supplier of diversity We didn't aids basses together Supply of diversity LGBT Mm-hmm And LGBTQ You know what? Oh my god

What matters my cause no How would they're saying away ever what matters what I bring back Iris? It was like oh god and the waiters and waitresses are just still serving in the middle of all this you just know They're like what the fuck we open for this shit show Yeah, I mean it's like you know there comes a point where alcohol just stops working and like people are not more fun anymore And then Sonia She's got she's got fucking this guy on the phone again. And Ramona is trying to, by the way, also, like Ramona is trying to, like, change the vibe of it. Look at this swordfish.

Whoa, look at this sword. Look, Sonya, swordfish, swordfish. Whoa, it's a fish with a sword. Sonya, huh? Dinglinga, dinglinga. Oh yeah, the first city. William, JP Morgan. He should shout the fuck up, Ramona. Alright.

Hi. Hi. So Ramona's like, you know what, if I were acting like you, I want you to be a friend to me and say Ramona, stop drinking and stop looking so ageless, it's amazing how beautiful you look when you're wasted right now. How can I get some tips on how to have skin like yours when you're a wasted Ramona? That's what I want you to say to me. Shut up, Ramona. Shut up Hey, Ramona. I'd help

Hey, now William, you speak William go. I mean, just because it's like a pause. Let me go. She kisses. Are you okay? So then Ebony because Ebony is also kind of drunk. I don't think she shows her drunkenness as much. But so she takes the phone. She's like She's like, oh, I want to talk. I want to talk. Oh, William I have to say I love what JP Morgan chase has been doing for the wealth gap and also I have my mortgage with chase So you know that's awesome. And most know what well as fargo has better rates No, she's right. Wells Fargo does have better rates, but Chase is opening doors for my people and I want to honor that She shoves her she shoves her

Her mother's like stop stop you want to talk about Wells Fargo? It's not my family. It's not JB. Boyer. What's wrong? You wanted so my fucking family I was like, wow, my god, and then next week, next week, it's like Heather joins and the way I'm like, well you said that I'm fake and you know authentic and how they're like, yeah, that's true. Okay, everyone, like, if you're feeling like the season is like not working, I'm to say be open to the fact that it actually is working now because sometimes if you go into an episode and you feel like, if your mindset is this isn't funny, things will not be funny to you. But if you have your mindset like, oh, this is great, you will realize how great it is. So I know it. This is back.

It's as totally back. I was laughing. Well, everybody, thank you so much for being with us today. Tomorrow we're back with, guess what? Don't feel how it's beffily. Yeah, big season. Yeah, okay.

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