Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Always Leave Them Wanting Mortimer
Episode Date: June 13, 2020We'd heard the rumors about Tinsley Mortimer leaving Real Housewives of New York, but we didn't think it was going to happen RIGHT NOW. But alas, the cast's perennial punching bag finally dec...ided love was more important than fame and shipped herself off to life with Scott... but not before enduring one last spat with Dorinda and a few zombies to boot. We're sad to see Tins go. What about you? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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I'm Ben from the Game Brain podcast and the real housewares of Kitchen Island.
And joining me is Ronnie Karam of the Rose Prick's Bachelors podcast.
Hey, Ronnie, what's going on?
How you doing?
Good. We made it to Friday.
It's somehow somehow we got here.
It's Friday, which of course means, oh, Ronnie, your camera just went out.
Oh, I'm smoking.
I decided to be a plant.
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camera had gone out is because this is a crap and it's on demand up, so it's a very special crap and it's on demand.
You know why? Because it's tensileley's last show, spoiler, spoiler.
So it's our Tinsley Goodbye Extravaganza,
which is basically just a normal show
where we just say bye Tinsley.
Yeah, that was like the saddest,
least exciting goodbye I've ever seen on a house.
Oh, I actually really loved it.
I actually loved it, but we'll talk about that.
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Anyway, today we are talking real housewives of New York,
but before we do that, we are highlighting black owned businesses on our show here today.
Ronnie, do you have one?
You want to tell the audience about a business they should check out and support?
I sure would.
This business is in Philadelphia.
This is called Harriet's Bookshop.
Looks adorable on their Instagram. You can find it at Harriet.
I use spell Harriet, H-A-R-R-I-E-T-T-S,
and then underscore Bookshop. Harriet's Bookshop.
It is a boutique store, fish towns independent bookshop. Harriet's bookshop. It is a boutique store. Fish Town's independent
bookshop and creative space. Celebrating women authors, artists and activists. You can shop
online. Harriet's bookshop.com or go visit them in Philadelphia. There you go. Why bother with
Wawa when you can go to Harriet's bookshop, even though Wawa doesn't sell books. I was just making a Philadelphia reference.
Anyway, it's gonna say it's not the place
we go to drunk for sandwiches in the middle of the night.
It's the place where I stood in line outside
of when we last went to Philadelphia and I was mortified.
I cannot believe I was in line to get into a Wawa
with a bunch of 20 drunk 20 year olds,
but it was one of the morning and we hadn't eaten all day
because we were in St. Louis that morning we flew into Philadelphia something was that
the same weekend I don't know I don't know but you were obsessed that was one time I was
really glad I was like no I'm not going there with you we hadn't eaten dinner and it was it was one
of the morning we had we had we done two shows back to back and had just some snacks backstage and
I was like I am starving It's negative 45 degrees outside.
There's a bunch of really drunk kids in the way.
And it was like a nightmare.
But man, when I finally got that,
say I watched an hour later because...
Worth it.
It was worth it.
Okay, reach your business.
Okay, my business that I'm reading,
this comes from Leah Key, who she says,
I'm a black female owned jewelry brand,
and I was recently featured on QVC.
Oh, well done.
She says, could you please shout out my business during your show?
Her website is, her business is called Valencia Key,
or the www.valenciakey.com,
and also check out her Instagram, Leah Valencia Key,
and by the way, Leah spelled L-I-A-V-A-L-E-N-C-I-A key,
and her business Instagram is Valencia Key Design.
So go check that out, get yourself some jewelry
because guess what, we may be in a pandemic,
but that doesn't mean you don't get to be glamorous, right?
So go support Leah's business and support other Black owned businesses
in your life. Yeah, there you go. Okay, so let's move on to the real housewives of New York City.
Goodbye to Tinsley. I know the big Tinsley goodbye episode. So I actually really liked the way
they handled this. I mean, I'm trying to think of other housewives who quit mid season.
The one that immediately jumps to mind, of course,
is Kim Zolciac, who left in,
and I'm more confusing and stormy way
when they were basically at brunch and they were like,
let's go to a vacation here
and you have to come to vacation.
And she's like, no, all right, pull up the car.
And then she left forever.
Yeah, she just got in her car and bitched about everybody.
Yeah.
And she didn't get like her ending card like Tinsley got.
But I don't know, I felt like it was you guys could do something.
I mean, Ramona's like, meet me for a drink and then like spent five minutes with her and
then that was it.
And then she had people watch her finish up packing.
I was so sad.
It was sad. Oh my god, give the girl something. up packing, like it was so sad. It was sad.
My God, give the girl something, my goodness.
But it was very fitting.
I mean, it also showed why she wasn't willing
to stick around the rest of the season.
These women treated her like garbage.
They were actually so mean to her,
not saying that tinsely as some sort of, you know,
treasure that should be hailed up, ha.
But it's more like they treated her like garbage
She met the man of her dreams and it's kind of like what am I sticking around for at this point. I'm already famous
I'm already rich
I'm already rich is on
Like why would I just sit around for some bizarre drunk to come after me some mean bully drunk to come after me every day and rip me to shreds
Yeah, it felt fucked or in demand., seriously, it felt very much to me
like the series finale of a sitcom.
You know, because sitcoms always leave
and with like someone moving to a different city
and you know, then all of a sudden they're hugging
and they're like, I guess this is it, huh?
One last hug and then they come back in the door,
they like they leave and they all wait,
like the friends all wait and then she comes back
and the door gives another hug and then she leaves
and then she comes back and gives another hug
and then she leaves and then she comes in and do the luna and they all leave and then Dorothy goes away and then she comes back in the door gives another hug and then she leaves and then she comes back in gives another hug and then she leaves and then she comes in to the luna and they all leave and then Dorothy
goes away and then Rose and they are like she's never coming back I'm sorry I went into golden girls.
Yeah you really are you're like when she's cake away from tier. I'm like literally about to cry on
this podcast because that series finale triggers me hardcore. No and this one just to mean old lady says some mean stuff and I'm not old
I just mean I'm just saying that because she's such an asshole right now a mean drunk lady
Says some mean stuff to you and then you get on a plane crying. That's not nice to say about Dale
I can't believe the society in Tinsland. Okay, so excited.
Dale is ready to pass.
She's like, well, I guess there's a vacancy in New York City.
I'm not saying I'm a strong lady, but I'm strong enough to hold an apple if you know what I'm saying.
She is strong enough to hold a damn apple.
I would love to see her on that show.
Once Ramona tried to ignore her ass again.
I would love Dale to be on Rony.
Oh my God, that'd be so great. So great.
It really would be.
It would be incredible karma for Ramona,
who deserves some shitty karma coming her way.
Yes.
So speaking of which, the episode opens up with Ramona
Adedelli, and she's like talking to the man behind the counter
this old dude, and she's like, you know what?
So you chicken?
It's a great success made to walk. Kai, so what but I know what I like to do like I like to
chop up myself because you know what that way she watches it and she knows she's
gonna get something special okay chopped up deli chicken and did you notice that
the deli guy was the ghost of no no from New Jersey who I already miss love that guy
I like to make you chicken. I would look at you every day by
Whoa a ghost is cutting me chicken, okay, but I don't need to be cut I like to cut it myself because I'm a lifestyle maven, okay?
Everyone on Instagram life. This is how you cut
chicken. First you need a knife, then you need a chicken. And that's it. Thank you so much for joining
on this tutorial today. Okay. That's a promoted chicken. Okay. So let me cut to the guy.
Then the guy also said, well, she was, you're gonna see a lot of me. You know, because you've got
that great chicken for my dog. And he's like, well, I don't mind looking at you. well she goes, you're gonna see a lot of me, you know, because you've got that great chicken for my dog.
And he's like, well, I don't mind looking at you.
And she goes, well, thank you.
I don't mind eating your food. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh stand it's okay no no so then we go over to Durinda who's in a costume shop just I just
love how Durinda just bosses people around everywhere she goes she's like you know he's a Halloween
thing he's booze he lift me up slowly look at why we can't keep doing this
Bible she's acting like she's in the couture section of sacks you know it's like
that's four minimum wage worker in the party store trying to
separate this thing. She's that Neiman Mucus. So then, so then we go over to the cabaret theater
or whatever. And there's Ben Rimmelau with his assistant. He's in the side. He's in the side
for the Williams. New blockbuster show Mary F. Kill, all right.
this show Mary F. Kill, all right? All you're gonna be a bad thing when we're in.
And his little like 15 year old Tweet assistant, I was like, Ben, you say to Sadie, Sadie
man.
And then we hear, listen, all right, here's the sides.
Oh, what is that?
He sounds like someone attacking the door.
Oh, like, he was talking.
That's the sound.
It was so perfect. He sounds like someone attacking a door. Like he was talking, that's the sound.
It was so perfect.
It was like a tiger scratching on the door,
trying to get it on a metal door.
It's a voice.
Yeah, you sound like Carol, what's her face
as a tiger sanctuary.
So.
Carol, Carol had a tiger sanctuary.
Ah.
Where are the tigers sitting on all the counters? I'm not gonna have to do that. I'm not gonna have to do that. I'm not gonna have to do that.
I'm not gonna have to do that.
I'm not gonna have to do that.
I'm not gonna have to do that.
I'm not gonna have to do that.
I'm not gonna have to do that.
I'm not gonna have to do that.
I'm not gonna have to do that.
I'm not gonna have to do that.
I'm not gonna have to do that.
I'm not gonna have to do that. I'm not gonna have to do that. episode like it's turning the zombie apocalypse is finally happening the first place they're going to is Luan's cabaret
It's like oh don't worry. It was just me. Me trying to get through a door which we should put in the act
I mean it will be hilarious Luan coming through a door. I can't get in cabaret star can't get through the door
I mean what sort of cabaret is this where the star comes walking through and you don't even have the door open? What is this? I mean a door. It's like Luan maybe you should pull instead
of push. Oh well I that was funny we'll put that in the act. Put that in the act.
All right Raj is gonna bring him in and then be out of here and have a little stand up thing
and then the ones that suck will kick out turn it into dinner.
So, well, you know, we're looking for comics because Mary F. Kiel is a variety show and we need variety like
me comics.
It's really all I can come up with for now, but it's gonna be hilarious. Put it in the show.
Pen up with me trying to come up with a show in the show. Yeah.
You can tell that I'm auditioning comics
because I'm wearing a little cardigan sweater
with sequins on it.
So that shows, I know my comedy, am I right?
Am I right, girls?
A little artistic sweater.
Oh, I'm sorry, Sony is not here.
You know she's running a little late.
You know, Sonya, she probably lost her dress
on the way or something.
Put that in the act.
That goes in the act.
That could be great in the act. That'd be great Oh, well, it looks like I lost a secret also
Lossy in the act in the act
So I want the comic to talk about sex and relationships. No, that good good fucking marrying killing
Yeah, because the show is called Mary F kill which by Which by the way, if I could marry F. Kill any of these girls,
I would marry Bethany.
I would kill Ramona and I would F. Sonia.
Yes, I would.
So will I.
We just put that in there, Leon.
It doesn't show.
It doesn't show.
It doesn't show.
I'll tell you, I'd fuck Mary Kill.
I'd fuck an automatic door.
Mary a slide door and killer revolving door, you know what I'm saying?
Well I want to...
Sorry, be alert is a barking because someone's here.
Be quiet.
Can they get through the door or is there an issue?
Yeah, it's pretty random.
What up, man!
It's me just rehearsing the second number in the show trying to get to the back door.
I...what this... this door does not work- it's not working.
Uh, that's actually just a wall. It's just a wall.
Oh, sorry.
Well, Mr. Kool-Aid seems to have no problem with it.
Oh. Well, I want to talk to Sony about how to involve her because she can be very creative
Sonya. She can be very, very creative creative She's learned to poop different shapes on the seeds of the jet me. It really is something
So so here comes insonierito
Although she doesn't say that and insonia is like well, I want to dress little cool. So I wore a Kyle and Kendall
Well, actually I was a little too expensive. So I got the ripoff brand called colon candle. Oh love it
It's actually made of cold and candle wax.
So she double kisses with Lou Anstic.
Oh my God, what's it called when you do the double kisses?
What is that?
And what do you start?
You do the right or the left?
And the one's like, you start on the right.
She's like, oh wait, three times or two.
Because if you're not comfortable with me, I could get the tongue in there.
And then begins the Luan.
This is the shit Luan should happen to show.
Just think the snotiest asshole in the world, you know.
Well, you know, the Swiss actually kiss you three times.
And the Spaniards, they just go straight for the mouth.
And then the Luxembourgians, I mean, first through the forehead, then the chin, and then the back of your neck. I mean it's wild.
I mean those Russians just punch you in the face and before you know what you're while it's gone. It is amazing!
Have you ever been to Sierra Leone? Well, they go right for the elbow first, then the nose, and then they turn you upside down and slap you on the butt.
You don't even want to get me started on laughs. And then they turn you upside down and slap you on the butt
You don't even want to get a start on Laos and then Luan's like, oh we should talk about that
Do that's like oh my god, she just thinks everything she says is funny because she has a show It's like she goes oh Luan as long as you're not in jail. I guess it's just her areas, huh? Yeah
No, I think she said oh well everything's, everything's okay. Yeah, actually, I'll never mind. That's is what she said.
And then suddenly goes, I mean, you know, next thing you know, like whatever she had for breakfast,
gonna work her way into the comedy, like, did you see those blue berries? Okay, Lou.
I mean, she's not that funny. I just, I, I just cut to Lou Ann, I'm like, oh, Ben, great idea.
So, Zidane is blue bear is breakfast today
Am I right, son? Am I right?
Told ya
Such like here's the thing
Thanks for having this creative meeting with me look
I just can't continue to do her life when I have my own thing going on and I'm getting paid to be here
Isn't that right? I'm getting paid to be here. I'm I'm being paid to be here. Isn't that right? I'm getting paid to be here. I'm being paid to be here, which is taking time away for getting my clothes into my favorite, favorite knockoff store,
decade 25. So, of course, you're being paid. I mean, you were paid for the last one you
did. Remember? She's like, um, hair and makeup. And makeup She tells this later that she doesn't even do her full hair and makeup. She just gives her half
Yeah, so I just get my makeup done then I do my own hair. Yeah
Well, Sonya, I'm happy to say there be a big bag of money for you waiting on the other side of that door
So just go through that door and you'll find it
I'm sure we'll open up very easily for you to reach your money
Let's go through that door and you'll find it. I'm sure we'll open up very easily for you to reach your money.
And then when they cut to the assistance, it's Ben's assistant and the twink and they're
just standing there like, oh, isn't this funny?
All this talk of non-payment because you know none of them are paid.
Yeah, exactly.
I guess it's this hilarious.
So Louis, I guess well, it's going to be Broadway pay. And been like, oh, Broadway, oh, Broadway, below 60th Street pay.
All right, just leave it at that. So, so now they're the
comedians are coming through for the big audition. And so
we're just seeing lots of like young comedians who are like
Wait, what is that? Someone trying to get in the door? What is that horrible sound?
It's George Carlin, okay? Beating on his fucking coffin.
It's terrible, those comics are terrible.
I know, they were... I mean, I feel bad because it's like they're doing comedy for three people
and they're all young comics just starting out like and we're just seeing probably like
there were moments too. I mean this guy, I mean, I don't know if you can tell I'm gay,
but people say you're gay but you're wearing a hat.
And the man's like, ah, ah, ah, like she has this weird noise where like her voice sort of trails off to be like, oh dear, this is not my opener.
We'll have to put that one in the act.
We won't put that in the act.
If only I didn't lose the number of that Michelle Smollens woman.
So the man's like, oh, all the comedians
were good. I mean, they had a certain sense of humor, a, you know, sense of humor more
like, if I have a dollar of humor, they have a few cents. Get it? All right, that's going
in the act. Go in the act, everyone. Now that's common. That's common. That's common.
That's common. That's common. That's common. That's common. That's common. That's common.
That's common. That's common. That's common. That's common. That's common. That's common.
That's common. That's common. That's common. That's common. That's common. That's common. That's
common. That's common. That's common. That's common. That's common. That's common. That's common.
That's common. That's common. That's common. That's common. That's common. That's common. That's common. That's common. That's common. That's common. That's common. That's common. That's common. That's common. That's common. That's the reality. That right there, okay. She's like, well, they're so talented, but you know, my humor for my show, I mean, it just needs to be so specific, you know,
I mean about fucking or marrying or killing.
I was like, so every routine ever done ever.
Like, what do you actually like you invented here?
Yeah, I, you know, I'm concerned that we haven't really heard any stand-up lately about
marriage and
death
yeah it would be amazing if someone could just joke you know i've been thinking
like men and women they're just so different
right
so sonia's like i'm so proud of her even though she doesn't pay so best
like what do you guys work a year at the one's gonna be great. So they go up and do terrible jokes. So one question
and she has her big glasses on, you know, to show that she's very serious. She's like,
one question, can I call you the Countess? And Leuands like, well, some people think I
shouldn't be called the count this since my divorce.
Well, the question is, which divorce?
And Ben's like, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Of course, the first one. It's time for you to sing. What? What?
What?
That's good comedy. We call that comedy with a capital C, am I right?
You can't spell comedy without the first two letters of countis.
Right down, Ben. That's good one, Ben. Right? That. Down.
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Let's go on a bender with Lauren Fender.
She's Ferrelio, it's Lindsay Ferrelio.
Give him hell, Miss Noel.
It's a frog's ass water tight, it's Rosen's Lady.
Shannon, out of account in Anthony.
Let's get Racy with Miss Stacy.
Let's take off with Tamela Plan.
She ain't no shrinking Violet Coochar.
We love you guys.
So then we've got Tinsley, you know,
sheeding with her family.
Pillows.
And Strawberry and Shortcake.
And I'm like, oh my God!
You can't go for a walk right now.
I'm gonna go lia.
So she calls, she facetimes lia 10.
Tinsley, by the way, we can tell that Tinsley's going through a live transition because
she is just a sea of like incongruous patterns on our TV at this moment.
Like, she's wearing this white tiger print, but she's sitting against a pillow that's like
orange tiger print sort of, and then one that's like
all these diamonds, and then another one that's like a house,
but also florals, just like all these different patterns
coming to us at once, like, uh, can't process things are changing.
She really is, like, if you stare at it long enough,
you'll finally understand what the picture is.
You know, when I'm like, yeah, you see a peace sign. You see a peace sign. If you cross your eyes, if you stare at it long enough you'll finally understand what the picture is you know when I see a peace sign you see a peace sign if you cross your eyes when you look at her you realize that it's just like someone's doing a little peace sign with their fingers.
Have you seen that I just saw this thing and it made me so bad I was cracking up though.
This Twitter thing where people are and I'm sure it's really everyone's like this is so old but it has a little baby standing in a window like looking out the window
And it says if you can see a baby in this picture then you're one of a small percentage of people
Who can see you know things from the other side or like
Whatever spooky things and I was like well, yeah, I mean I see a baby in the window
And then people are like I don't see a baby. There's a baby
Everyone's freaking out like you don't see a baby. There's a baby. Everyone's freaking out.
Like, you don't see the baby for real.
I sat there laughing at that thing all day.
Anyway, that's what I saw when I looked at Tinsley's outfit.
It's just Joe is fucking with people
because there's obviously a baby.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
But then people were just fucking with.
Oh, people were just fucking with.
They're fucking with other people.
And the other people fall for it
You just sit there laughing to speak the people my guess, but I don't know
I got so much pleasure from that reading that yesterday. Yeah, if you can see a circus ringmaster in the scene
You can you're one of the one percent that can see the other side
So that's what I saw when I've looked at tinsley a circus a baby circus ring master. Yeah, standing at a window
So anyway, sorry, I don't know why I went all that no, I like that because no, I know no, I know not to be an idiot
I can finally see the other side
Patrick's crazy are you with me that was a ghost reference not a reference the fact that Patrick's miss is actually dead
And now I'm sad. Okay, so
Someone actually drew an outline, you know, like a chalk outline and a murder scene around the baby
They're like here. This is where the baby is. Can you still not see the baby?
That's funny. I feel like people do that to Tinsley like I only wish that Tinsley could have been here to see the scene
I'm in your scene, Ramona!
So, uh, Tinsley Ramona is just one Twitter prank.
He's one big long Twitter prank.
What color's this dress? Okay. Is it blue and black? Or is it white and gold?
You're wearing a pantsuit and it's red.
If you can see me in this picture, that means you can see Ageless Things, okay?
Okay.
Okay.
Unfortunately, it was like my last two,
like, I don't know, pranks I can think of.
Whoa, I'm trapped.
I'm trapped in a flying saucer flying across America.
Guess what, I was never in the flying saucer.
A little call back to the balloon boy.
Oh.
One of the greatest moments of our time, which I'm surprised
has not been turned into a Netflix documentary.
Like remember that time there was a balloon boy?
Oh, it will be.
It will be super serious in ten episodes.
Seven episodes.
Seven episodes and we'll be recapping it
as a bonus bonanza on our show.
And I'm for it, because that was one of my favorite days.
One of my favorite days of the entire 2010s was
balloon boy day. That was one but that was like just a good day. That was a great silly saga in
our lives and then it ended it culminated with a little boy throwing up out of guilt on the today's
show. Perfect. Perfect. Okay so where it lea is in there face time she's face timing with no where it tinsle is since she's face timing with lia
and
She's telling her she just got that
She got
Oh
And I guess she's just posted on social so lia's like what is going on with you in Scott like great like great
I'm Scott and she's like,
well, it was really great.
And like, when Scott said,
get out of play with the strawberry and shortcake,
I was like, yeah, I'm trying to play it cool,
but then I was like, yeah, I'm in
because they had a closet for strawberry and shortcakes.
I thought, okay, I'll go.
If I can tens, like, I remember this social media post too,
when Tinsley is in the apartment,
just walking around giving a tour of the apartment it's massive I
mean the concept is really an area I mean yeah go tinsley by the way go yes it
was like that scene in Annie you know where Annie is like finally rich and she's
in the mansion they're like we got Annie don't do that she's like I found me I like to compare to when
Country Sadie gets the plaza and realizes that they have soaps in the shape of swans
So they're talking about this Durinda party that's coming up for Halloween
They're going to blood mana
Yeah, and then we see a clip of Durinda telling Leah this Dorenda party that's coming up for Halloween. They're going to Bloodmana!
And then we see a clip of Dorenda telling Leah, um, uh, you know what, you can be in here
if you're monkey. You don't have any call tins leave. She went to come tell her she can
come. You know, tell her how long stupid life has come. Okay.
It's too as it comes to Bloodmana, she can come. I'm like, if someone said, you know what,
if you want to come to Bloodmana, you can come. I'm like, if someone said, you know what, if you want to come to Blood Man or you can come,
I'm like, great, have fun.
I'm not wanted there and I don't even want to go
in the first place because I'm called a place
called Blood Man or all right.
I'm saying, oh, special with Dorenda.
Yeah.
So anyway, but regardless, I'm glad that they all
went to Blood Man or because it really gave us
one of the great montages.
I felt like so needed after this week.
After this week in America, there was just nothing better than watching a bunch of zombie scaring rich white ladies.
I was like, there we go.
That's what we needed.
So, Tinsley arrives with Leah at this blood manner, plays in Tinsley's like,
what is that scary clown?
Someone comes out and scares them. with Leah at this blood matter place. And, uh, Tinsley's like, what is that scary clown?
And then someone comes out and scares them.
He's like, no!
No!
No!
No!
Now, Tinsley's a top-crown.
He's shingle.
No, but mom.
He's shingle, and he apparently has a job, Tinsley.
On the east coast.
Tinsley, you have to be realistic about your prospects
Mr. Zombe my name is Dale welcome to our world
This is my daughter Beggas can't be choosers my right fun a clown
Listen he eats brains not eggs go for him
So so then of course of course the lease walks up in the zombie and clown, they don't even bother.
She's like, hi.
Like, like, boo.
She's like, hi, I'm Elise.
The zombies are scarative.
The zombies are like, normally I do want to eat your brains, but the way you're staring
off into empty space makes me concerned that there may not be much for me to eat in there.
What's going on with this lady?
I don't know.
If they really want to scare Elise,
they should tell her that the Nanny Union
is waiting outside.
So Durrinda walks down the street in a skeleton costume.
When she's just winking at random people,
like Durrinda's becoming that person
where she walks down the street and she's like,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey's like, you know, I think you can get the girls to come here. Oh clown
I'm gonna get you to come to my house. We're remodeling
Hey, you know, I'll have another water please. Oh during the that's not a waiter. It's a clown
God
Sorry, just remembered
Oh God
Sorry, just remembered that
Great moments, well thanks for ruining my day
So yeah, she's like come on
She goes I don't care easily. I'm just scared. I finally
Yeah, so now comes Ramon and everyone's excited This is the moment really that the world has been waiting for
I'm like, you know what? I'm just gonna walk down the street
You know what? Cuz I'm single and ready to mingle it like a fine wine
I only get better at twine
And then she's then the zombie just like comes
I should be like, whoa, whoa
I'm Jesus
bolts She bolts and she just drops her things and leaves them on the sidewalk comes I should be like whoa, whoa, she bolts
She bolts and she just drops her things and leaves them on the sidewalk I'm carrying a gift who is the gift for I don't know
She's bringing a gift and she just leaves it there and they run back up with it
Really scary okay, it's really scary. Okay. It's really scary. Okay
You know what it's worth it because you know I think I'm going on a date with that zombie now, right?
So then then the wands next
Oh, that's scary than the door that would never open am I my girls am I right?
It's going in the show put in the show put the zombie in the show zombie that was hilarious
Zombie I need one sex joke from you. Okay, zombie. How do you feel about relationships?
Right who would you marry fucking kill anything?
Brains is not an acceptable answer. It's not really the comedy I'm looking for
Wait a minute you can't marry in fuck the person you just killed zombie
Well, I guess if I guess when the zombie does talk about brains it is about killing someone alright it works
It works zombies in zombies in and then Ramona gets all jetty which I love Ramona such a hypocrite
She's like whoa you have another party something to go to head of a crash. She's like, whoa, do you have another party? Something to go to? We address like that.
She goes, yeah, it's a birthday party.
She goes, dress like that.
She's like, yeah, it's how often do you get
to dress like a cougar?
Every fucking day of your life.
So what show are you thinking you're on?
Yeah, and the way I'm saying she's dressed like a cougar,
I love it.
She's doing the classic, like the cop out,
kitty cat costume.
That, yeah, that ladies like to do on Halloween, where she puts like black on her nose and like
little whiskers and like little cat things.
And she's like, what, I'm a Puma.
Oh, I'm a Puma.
Oh, Lou Ann.
So they go in and Tinsley was the biggest surprise in the Sonic house
because they're coming at him from every angle
just screaming and Tinsley's just like,
oh hello, hello, like she doesn't care at all.
She's been trained so hardcore in finishing school
to always be polite to everyone that they keep into zombies.
She's like, hi, how are you?
And Tinsley, I went to Lawrenceville.
Yeah, she's like Lawrenceville. Yeah.
She's like totally flight to everyone.
The only time they even scare her at all
is when they put a wind machine in her hair.
She's like, do not get tired of it!
I'm so tired of this!
It just feels really great to finally be back in a fashion show.
You're in a haunted house.
But I thought this was Gaross narrow.
They come across the dead twins from the shining.
They these horrible, horrible little girls, of course, as you have to be.
Yeah, they just start, they start dissing everybody and they start
cackling and Tinsley's like, are these gackling twins?
Sonia Ramona and then they show a clip of them in the Russian bathhouse,
the Sonia Ramona and those matching hats just cackling at each other
sending just like the twins yeah and then one of the twins goes to
tinsley nobody is gonna ever love you mom is that you so then
different is like he zombies everywhere I mean they're coming to the ceiling they're coming through the wall
They're picking up hot pans to taking stains out of my clothes
You know the zombie called me
Yeah, it reminds me this I remember this zombie I've actually built a gate
There's a gate to zombie and I built together. Hey, yeah, it's gonna be nice to see you again
So they get out we're on it's like I almost peed my pants. It's like well, that's a you know
That's a step up at least on the note on the pooping and peeing number scale. That's a step up. So good job
That was a great date. It's so fun to go to these places and all these guys just want to get my number
It's like they were trying to start all you.
Did you hear all those guys cat calling me?
So it's like oh god see if anything came out of my ass.
Oh god. So then they go to the restaurant and
Leah and Tinsley are taking time to get there for whatever reason and at least it's like is someone else coming for these chairs?
Is someone else gonna be here for these chairs?
I mean, there's chairs here.
Chairs, there are nants.
Does this restaurant have a nanny that can clear away a chair for us?
What do we have all these extra chairs?
All right, I'll just stare at them.
And Dorenda goes, yeah, yeah, it's gonna be Leah and...
Who's that girl? Yeah, who's that girl?
It just is yeah, and so then
The way I was like, well this is not good. I mean, would you believe it girls? We got one of the girls can be sitting across from nobody
Nobody, maybe which calls Scott
Put that in the show. That's comedy girls comedy
Durin because well colon quickly cuz Gat knows that lonely last five minutes
And Ramona's like whoa, you know what? She posted the most ridiculous thing about Scott, okay?
It's not social media. I mean like she posted I
Most ridiculous thing you can do. Dumb. Dumb.
Dumb.
Dumb.
Dumb.
Dumb.
You know what that's like?
Dumb.
It's like putting vodka and ice together and vodka but not including lime.
It's just dumb.
Dumb.
Dumb.
Dumb.
And then when I'm saying, well before you put it on Instagram, you should tell us.
So that way we can ruin the surprise for you. So I'm not sure where they're all coming from with this. Yeah, I mean I
I'm not I do
Exactly like I do and I don't because on the one hand
Tinsley is trying to act like well, there's something that I just keep private and then like
These women are basically saying we want we will it's hard to say this be without because it's like it's
It's multi it's multi-sided in like because these people are generally so terrible
But like this woman are essentially saying we want to be more involved in your life
And she's like okay, I will be I'll be more open and then she puts this on IG first and it's like well
You like you're trying to say that there's some things you keep
private but then you put it publicly and you're even bothered telling us that we don't
feel like we're inside of your life.
But on the other hand, they do nothing but tear her down.
So why should she go to them first when they've been nothing but awful to her?
So that's one thing that's multi-sided.
Yeah, I think they're gross.
So Tinsley's like, oh, hi guys.
I'm just like, oh, why don't you, you know, sit there so
you're not that, or just sit at the head of the table. Go ahead
because now there's gonna be an empty seat. She's like, I'm fine,
guys, I'm fine. Because she knows, like, they want her to
sit at the head of the table so they can just all be rate her
and she's right in the center, you know. Like, no thanks, I'm good
here. Well, this is a very spooky night. I see dead people. Just kidding, that's Elise. Put that in the eye!
So, Ramona's ordering, she is-
Oh, you what? Also take a Chiquita Blanco Batinka or whatever she says.
And Lea's-
Mandy Batinkin, please!
And Mav, I will have Mandy Batinkin vodka.
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Finishing the lime. Finishing the lime. Finishing the lime. Finishing the lime. Finishing the lime. I'm like, yeah, it's fine, I'll just have my shades having. Everyone's like, just having one tonight, right?
Okay.
You're just having one, okay, only one.
And the other's like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
why, to afraid I'll be crazy, something like that.
So then the other's like, well, maybe we should make a toast.
And the other's like, to what?
Comedy in my show, I agree.
Let's have a toast to all of the comic acts
in my wonderful new coverage show, MaryfuckKill.
We'll put that in the act too. It'll be sort of like a self-referential moment. I love it. I love that.
Ah, no, we can toast to Translian Scopping back together. It's like, oh, we got news here.
Huh.
News, everybody.
I didn't hear about that. At least I didn't hear about it it personally maybe I was too busy trying to open the door with the cap
array and do you think it's me and Scott are back together. Just knowing they're
gonna rag on her right yeah and so Leah tries to help her out she's like well
Chumsley told me today that this is it and she's gonna be married and she's
positive that this is it so yeah Tim gonna be married and she's positive that this is it so yeah,
template. Yeah, and then we see like two hours ago in the car,
Chinsley and Leah are talking in tunes. He's like, I mean, is there a ring? No, are we getting married?
Like, yeah, I know it's gonna happen because I'm gonna move to Chicago and make this work.
I'm so happy.
Get back to the ring, then. She's like like, oh you're moving to Chicago this fantastic.
She can move out of that hotel you live in. Yeah, you can finally check out.
I'm alright, I'm alright, everyone.
Side by. Nice, complete, wealthy residents dig.
Yeah, I was such a nasty little dig. And so, Tinsy's like, well of course I'm moving to Chicago.
And Tinsy's like, she's like, you know, something. Because then the girls just like start talking about something else. They're like, oh, well, we can go to the back. She's a live-ended fit.
Okay, happy.
And just ignoring her and send you, like,
could we gonna have an Indian summer again?
Yeah.
And then, so then, then, she turns the lia.
And she's like, well, sometimes my relationship is very important
on certain levels, but then when I'm happy, it's not important.
And we don't talk about it.
Oh!
You had actually felt for her, because every baby you're talking about is like, Sometimes my relationship is very important on certain levels, but then when I'm happy it's not important and we don't talk about it.
He had actually felt for her because everybody is just ignoring her on purpose.
They're making a big scene out of ignoring her.
And she's like, I expect her to do this with me, but I mean Ramona, Luana, and Sonia,
I mean they just go with the ring down.
I mean what the heck.
Yeah, and then like, poor Tinsley with no one but like Elise at least is like I
Think that being very hot on you. I think it's unwarranted
Luckily you have me
Elise the mistress of sparkling conversation
Loan's like girls are you registering this in romantic? I'm ignoring it. I'm just ignoring it
She's oh well you're also ignoring the food on your boob. I'm just saying this is all looking like reality
And you're in this like oh, yeah, she's trying to make asses out of us in running game and
And she and she goes well, I mean you know how you know how love can be fleeting and crazy, you know?
I do, I know that, right?
Because I've been married, fucked and almost killed, killed by Cabaret.
In the art, in the art.
Durrinda's like, you know what?
I just want this to disappear.
Don't bring life to it.
Yeah, and then-
And then-
And then Ramona gives this cop out thing.
She tells us, she tells us you know what
Durin just telling me to ignore it and I'm I'm on a page with surrender. Okay, so guess what? I'm listening to her okay
I'm listening to her. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can't be a decent human being
At least I don't want to be but I'm gonna blame it on Durin defer right now, okay?
So the one's like so is this real tenze just 100%
Fish kind of kind of where's the ring?
Well that's a percentage.
It's not, but I mean, it's real.
I'm gonna get a ring.
I'm gonna get a ring, right?
I'm gonna get a ring, right?
And during this like,
wait, it's great because you just live in a hotel, you know?
And so you could just pack up and go in and out.
What I'm saying is you have no substance in your life.
So you really can do anything right now
because no one really cares if you left tomorrow. She's like oh you're really cool
Joanna you're really cool being mean to me well I'm so glad you're happy for me thank you she's
oh yeah so happy for you you know I got a turkey base so maybe you could try to have a baby.
Shut up you bio what was wrong with you. So mean and then turns he's like, oh, what does that mean?
Which is kind of funny because tinsie's trying to be like I'm gonna come back
I'm like I'm gonna come back at Durinda. I'm gonna be like oh you're so cool
But then the moan but like tinsie's so easy to get cuz Durinda says that and she's like, what does that mean?
What does that mean and Durinda just goes this stage is out at the box and then she starts doing this weird look
Like moving her arms all over she's terrible. She's not even fun anymore
She's just a mean rotten woman, so she's like this is her this is her Twitter. She goes wait
I'm not seeing Scott. I'm now married hashtag
And the comm comments were so funny
They're like why are you so obsessed with her and so it's a turkey-based. They're so mean and
Someone says remember how mad during the got one everyone dragged John and her raggedy relationships circa 2015 now look at her the hypocrisy
Yeah, or how about circa
Like five weeks ago on the show when remote Ramona's like, you know what, in two weeks,
John's gonna be out of the picture and Durinda's,
you know what I was just saying, yeah, what was he saying that?
That's actually right, Durinda's probably really
so mean to Tinsy right now is because her relationship
is, you know, is over and I think it's like hard
for her to see someone else sort of in the same kind of boat
but it's actually coming together in a way.
Well, someone tweeted, she's not obligated to share who she's dating worry about who you're not dating
Maybe if your Holland tunnel was getting some traffic you'd not be so concerned
We answered that one and she goes really show where you have to be transparent and then choose don't be anything
Well, that's actually what tinsley chose. So there you go.
So Elise goes, Elise weighs in now with Tinsley,
she goes, you know what?
I believe this is it for you.
I do believe it.
And you guys can live happily ever after.
God bless. God bless.
God bless.
God bless.
And to read this up dancing,
just doing whatever she can to be mean.
Emily is like,
this is actually
big class behavior.
Thank you.
Whoa, this is bad.
I believe you stole my line. I mean, are you my daughter for real? That's crazy.
So next, talking about dreams being achieved.
Century 21.
So basically, Sonia goes to the offices of Century 21, which is like this big store, and she's
meeting with the execs and she's brought her new intern Lulu, okay, Lulu's there.
And basically Century 21 is like, when we went to your fashion show, we were like, we
have to buy those clothes to remind our employees what we do not want in our store.
Okay, it'll be a great example.
Great.
She's like, wow, I can see the green.
It's coming.
I just have to stay.
I just pooped.
Coming soon, we have the Sonia Morgan line of Dipes.
Great for if you're on the Jitni or just gone to blood mansion
Jitni dipes. Yeah
So it's like well, I know that the buying team is gonna be in touch with your team to place orders in two weeks
And she's just like here's a needle Lulu. Yeah, basically, so I hope that all works out with
The guy sitting in his living room
in Englandwood, Englandwood, New Jersey, Englandwood, I guess. So then, I'm sorry, go ahead.
So I was just going to move on to the next scene because I actually, I was like, I didn't
find that there was anything to talk about. I was like, okay, well, she's actually, I'm
actually, actually was a little surprised that Sonia's,
like Sonia's business storyline,
it's gone farther than it ever has before in the past.
So she did make it to a corporate meeting.
So that was weird, strange, unsettling.
Yeah.
So the next scene, Ramona is picking up to Rinda in a car
and then they pick up Sonia.
And Sonia is like what
side do I get in on? Everyone's like you know what? I'm gonna sit in the middle, okay?
That's it. And Sonia's like well thanks a lot for letting me get in on the traffic side
so I get killed. Excuse me I can't talk to you right now because I'm calling
Boatman okay? Alright hello Boatman? How are you? I call him Boltman. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,s. Kai is all the rage. Like, that was the Bart man.
Whoa.
Didn't Bart Simpson?
She's like, whoa, you know what?
I'm planning my birthday this year.
Like, I always do, but this time it's gonna be different.
Because this time, I want it to be about me.
How?
Yeah, it's one side that you and my girlfriends.
Like, how many lunches do we have to see
with you and Marion Beanstock floating around in the background?
Like how many of those do you have to go to before you realize that's what you've always done?
Yeah, so funny. I'm so drindigo's remote is like okay boatman boy
And you won't get asked me that boat man
The boat man when he times and drindigo's oh, that's a nice name boatman. Who's that who's the boatman's when he taunts and during the goes, oh, that's a nice name boatman.
Who's that?
Who's this boatman?
And she was like, I'm just calling Mr. Boatman.
Okay, Aussie, I don't actually really even know his name.
I just answered to add on the penny saver
for someone selling their boat, okay?
That's all we've gotten, all right?
So I bought a boat, but I think I also got a date.
So, son, you guys, so where are we going now?
What's the address?
Because they're on the highway. Yeah. What, where are we going now with the address because they're on the highway. Yeah
What where are we going now? Yeah, oh we're going to Beth page okay. I thought Beth page
Oh my girlfriend turns out it's a town on Long Island. Sorry. Sorry. Yeah, first I thought it was a town that doesn't support other towns
So look at all these houses on the side of this highway look we all got bad advice from Bethany Franklin who's not a maven
Okay
So during this like oh my
Okay, so we were looking at a warehouse
So they finally got to Beth Page
and they're at the warehouse of Larry Scott,
who you may remember as Melissa Gorgas' party planner
for her 40th birthday party.
Did you recognize him?
I knew I knew him from somewhere,
but I had already scrubbed my brain since that season.
So God, that's who it is.
Oh, I wonder if Melissa gave the referral
because Ramona was at that party
So it's Larry Scott. Hey Larry. It's like whoa look at this warehouse. Hey, I know that half your stuff here is broken
Why is that oh yeah, Melissa logo came through yesterday?
So he's got food everywhere and like candy ball like a candy dish and he's like why you eat my balls
me dash and he's like why are you eating my balls? So I'm like my balls back.
I want my balls.
So I'm like Larry Scott is the premier party planner for all of New York City, all of
Long Island, all the Hamptons.
I mean this man is major.
He even did Melissa Gurgas 40th birthday party.
Had people dressed in gold and had Melissa Gurgas face on the windows.
I mean that's huge okay.
And so I'm only so honored to have
him as my party planner, okay? Sorry, sorry, but only with Larry Page. She's like,
master, I miss, uh, and I didn't like celebrate my friends. So, you know what? This year, I'm going
to invite my girlfriend to my party and she's talking about the Met Galibar,
come on, where she didn't want Sonia come. And then she sat at a different table
than Duryda.
She's like, I'm gonna make it up to them this year.
Okay.
Yeah, she's like,
they're really my good friends.
And like they weren't able to,
they didn't get invited last year.
And Sonia goes, well, actually you disinvied to me,
but that's okay.
And Sonia's just, they just cut,
every time they cut the sonia,
she's eating something.
That's so rude.
She's a chocolate just one after the other. She's like, great idea. Yeah, it's great idea Ramon. Okay. I'm just gonna have this giant doughnut
Everyone is like what do you do it?
Skoppa, okay?
It's my favorite place during that cutscene. She's like well, and she do it with Sonya
It's a birthday too. She goes you know what? No, it's my own party. It's my coming out party, okay?
Cause I'm single, I'm embracing it.
It's my birthday.
How many years has this video storyline
that you're single and you're embracing it?
So you're like fourth year of this.
Yeah, this is like four or five years
of you being single and embracing.
And by the way, also that lady
who arranged the party last year,
why is she not a housewife?
I would, I loved her in here and she had one second in a flashback
and every time they show it, I just love this,
this snotty lady.
Like bring her off.
We want our snotty ladies.
So like, should I invite Sonia too?
Cause I was gonna invite Sonia.
No, no, absolutely not.
I don't even know who she is.
Who's Sonia?
I've never heard of that lady. There's my best friend
So then Durinda's like so Ramona's like no, this is my party which I actually think is like fine to say
She's throwing herself a party so now Durinda's mad that Ramona doesn't want to do a joint party with Sonia
like which is just sprung on and Durinda's like hey
It's not nice. I mean I'm giving you that opportunity to be kind, I do a kind gesture. Like no Dorainda, like yes, like maybe suggest it but I think
it's totally within Ramona's rights and it's very rare that I ever say that but it's totally
within Ramona's rights to be like, no I want to have a party for myself.
Well, who's Dorainda to say she's giving the opportunity to someone to be kind, you just
literally ran somebody out of town. And you've been ditching about this entire process ever since you've got here and we'll continue to be rude throughout the rest of the scene.
Yes, and Sonia is such a fucking freeloader. Sonia wouldn't pay for any of that or do shit. We all see Sonia's parties.
Okay, she's a total freeloader. So Ramona's like, no, I have my own list and my own friends and I love you, but this is about me. Okay.
And Sony is like,
yeah, you know, for the past couple of years,
Ramona just wants to host spotlight for herself.
Yeah, it says,
says Sonya who got up on the WAN stage
and literally took off her clothing.
So Larry's like,
may I step out of this one?
I got to make more chocolates for you girls.
So then I'm gonna say,
you know what, this is about me. Giving back to all my girlfriends. I've had for 30 years
It's very important to me because it's costing me a lot of money and I don't care if I don't have a guide pay for it
Okay, I'm not married and I'm just sort of coming out and it's for me and I want all the presents for myself
Okay, sorry. And Dorenda goes is he is she paying you is she paying you for this and she goes it's giving me a very good deal
Okay, and Dorenda says a lot of things Ramona does is let's make a deal She even thanked you for this and she goes, it's giving me a very good deal, okay?
And Dremes says, a lot of things
Ramona does is let's make a deal.
Listen, I don't do that in life.
I use the credit card.
Really?
Because you're swinging shit on only fans
and not paying for artwork that you're taking off
some Instagram artists to sell the robics.
So, a car ride to Long Island, $60.
A party, $2,000, $10,000.
Being giving an opportunity for someone to be nice to someone else, precious, and may
ask the God, I'm just a credit card.
Yeah, and Sonya says that it's Derinda's birthday party, too, coming up to Derinda, so
here's your opportunity to be kind.
Why don't you have a joint
Sonya birthday party in pay for everything let me tell you something I spent every day of the 90s
going to video stores and rewinding dips you know why because I be kind I know how to be kind
I rewind I feel like you didn't have to put that lady nine cents on my on my credit card
So during it he's showing like look I got a picture here this one We can have a big table of balls and I could walk around and say stop holding my balls ladies
Yeah ladies
ladies. Are you interested in having some Melissa Gloga curtains on your windows? Could we still have a bunch of those left over? So envy by Ramona.
What do you have in the rally? I mean, this is huge, it's parley. It's my coming out party.
Guys, I'm coming out. I know one thing Ramona knows what that means. I'm coming out single, okay? I'm a deba-tant, okay? I'm a deba-tant. So, Dorenda is like,
uh, she was telepaving when I got my first period, and then she just starts laughing and
pointing at nobody. You know what I think? They don't have as many girlfriends as I do,
okay? They just can't get many girlfriends as I do, okay?
They just can't get up a list like this in two seconds.
I think it's a little resentment, a little jealousy, okay?
That's all I can chalk it up to, okay?
Because I've got all sorts of great friends, like I've got...
The former mayor of New York, who's blind like I was once blind.
So that's him.
There's a...
There are a lot of people, okay?
That's all I'm gonna go with, okay?
My god, what time we did list all of her friends we were cracking up. It took us like an hour
So Durinda's like, all right, go with me cable, loin cable big table clock woman covered in sushi like sex in the city
Larry's like, oh gross discussing gonna vomit. It's like, gross, disgusting, kind of vomit. It's like, listen, I know I designed parties for New Jersey, but I mean, a 20 year old
reference for a party design.
No, not even I can do that.
So the guy's telling Ramona, yeah, we need to make sure they don't take attention away
from you, because the attention is on you.
All right, now here, we're going to have a radius, all right? You're going to be in the center. It's going to be Ramona holding court right here in the center and during the so pissed.
That's all this world needs Ramona in the round. So different. It's like, go easy Ramona. For dad shakes. I celebrate Jesus Christ. I bet he's celebrating Jesus Christ so much as I do Ramona. Okay.
So that's all this world needs Ramona in the round. So different. It's like, go easy Ramona. For dad shakes. I celebrate Jesus Christ. I bet he's celebrating Jesus Christ so much as I do run on out okay
So then as they leave during this like get me out of here and as they leave
The assistance like should I take that picture and like it's like yeah come on
We got to do a picture something for social media and during this like oh and yeah
We got to do a social media and during this like oh and yeah we gotta do social media and be sure to his business you know what if I'm gonna take your whole day and then have
to do a prom make you do a prom obese for someone's business you know what I will tell
them save there for your hamptons friends alright you have the wrong audience here yeah
I mean during the you're not shooting a 30 second ad for food and porriot okay it's
a picture take the picture she's basically saying like she's cranky. I mean, I understand why she's cranky as hell
I mean she got taken out to Long Island
She probably needs her afternoon nap. She's sitting there. Well, like she's like, why am I here?
You know, I even take my advice. I'm just sitting here watching the stupid scene and now on top of that
I got to help this guy's business and I'm not getting any pay for it. So, but that same time, just like take the photo.
Like it's not a big picture.
It's not a big picture.
It's not a Dorenda and Sonia go to see a wacky chick flick coming up.
You know, it's not like, oh, shoot, you'll survive it.
Also, you're being paid to be on a reality show and be amusing.
Be amusing.
It's a day of work.
Yeah, exactly.
So then, we go over to Leah's apartment.
We are her daughter here and her dad Rob are coming over.
And like, Leah is like juicing right now,
like working on a new juicing recipes,
she's experimenting, she's gonna like put kale and et cetera.
And I suddenly had these like awful flashbacks
to Jewels, Weinstein and her Alixers.
And I was like, oh gosh, don't go down this
path, Leah. Please, please. Let's let us be the end of the green juices. Yeah. And he's
like, what? I don't have juices. I'm a guy. I'm going to just try a juice. It's like
great. Just try it. He's like, whoa, pretty good. Well, you carry that plant down because
you're a man and I'm a woman. And like, you're my husband, kind of,
even though we don't fuck, which I've got batteries for that.
So, yeah, we've never seen this somewhere I'm on before.
So then, he basically picks up this plant.
It's just like, it's like a dead plant.
And he just like picks up.
It's clearly not a very heavy plant.
It's not even messy or difficult to hold.
He just like picks it up.
She's like, it's so nice to have a man around to do man things.
I'm like, Lee, so nice to have a man around to do man things. I'm like Leah
You can pick up now. It's you can pick up that plant
Anyone can pick it. It's that's not a that's not a gendered moment of picking up a dead plant and putting it down the garbage shoot
gendered moment
So then we get Ramona walking to a bar. You know doing the Ramona walk. Yeah, go in the T bar. We're back to T bar
T bar, you know the best part was whenever they go to T bar There are two things that are great the letterless older men who swarm around like
Sharks and then the like constant cutaways to the bartender who's so disgusted by all of this
They just always cut to that woman who's like
Oh god, please let this audition for the laym is revamp come through
I gotta get out of this life. I gotta get out
Ramona comes to a bar that she knows she's been to a million times, right?
Yeah, so she comes in and she sees the waitress or the bartender and she goes well
They look so beautiful. What is this competition? I I mean you got sink clothes, sink boobs, sink boobs
is me you know what they wear here Ramona. Yeah whoa I guess I'm implying that I
look so hot that I'm basically like the twin of the bartender okay guess what
I'm also auditioning for ladies you can't get rid of me okay so so Ramona is
like right just what I'd like to order, okay? You may not have heard this, I call it the Ramona Special, okay?
Titos with ice and palagrino or club soda all the way to the top,
to straw and a lime wedge, okay?
I don't really know what I'm gonna call it yet,
but it's a drink for very exclusive people.
And so, I almost feel like, you have to be in part of a club to drink this,
so I'm gonna call it like vodka club soda you know what I'm saying?
Whoa, so then Tinsley comes and saying hi Ramona thanks for asking me for a drink. It's like whoa you what? It's what say be happy. It's what you can be happy. Okay.
And she tells us I feel badly that I listened to the at the restaurant. So I said, she'll, what?
Meet me for a pre date drink,
and let's make a toast, literally just toast,
and then stop talking to me, stupid lady,
that nobody likes, okay?
Tinsley, I just want to have night,
where I can give you my undivided tension
for five minutes, okay?
So she's like, you know, I felt really bad. And so then the
WAN enters, and the WAN still in the Halloween spirit. So she's like, you know what
I'm gonna do. Let me get back at Ramona for Starling me, even though it wasn't
really her fault. So, boo, boo, that's Starling you like.
That's another poor person scaring me. I want to be a Starling as a door that wouldn't open for a cabaret star am I right girls am I right?
Isn't this fun and
Portenzie by the way this entire scene never gets one sentence out yeah because before the way I'm coming
She's like, oh, you know I've been down this road before and it's really oh hey girls boo
Well, hey, it was good to see you. Oh, anyway, so who's this guy?
Some of this guy, this big guy comes up,
he's like, hey, it's me, Ron.
He's disgusting.
We've seen so many disgusting guys wander up
to these women over the years.
It's one of the great traditions of this show.
But this guy, he's sort of like lumber's in.
He looks like the main dude from Despicable Me, and he's like,
hey, I'm Ron
Hey, what's going on?
He's me, Ryan
Ron, you're early for a date
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo
And by early, I mean, you're right on time
because I don't want to talk tensi anymore
So then
I'm going to be on tensi's like
Oh my god, this is so Ramona to double bug
Well, I mean, at least she made enough her
Like, she cares like this much, but that's something
And then this guy who's actually there ostensibly for a date with Ramona
He gets he like goes right up to Luana and he is like up on her like
We used to party up you teak together remember and she's like oh
Both teak and
Tens is like oh, yeah, we met too probably with Harry Dubin
He's like oh, yeah, yeah, we met two. Probably with Harry Dubin.
He's like, oh yeah, yeah.
We met at dinner with Harry.
Yeah, I think it was it, uh,
the Regency is something.
The man goes, oh, no, not the Regency.
Oh, not the Regency.
Would you believe it, girls?
She may have mentioned the Regency.
Now, Tinsley, I am really excited for you in Scott.
I'm really, really happy.
But I have never seen such
terrible omens in a farewell scene as the utterance of Harry Dubin, the Regency, and
Butyk all within five seconds of each other. Be careful.
Is it Butyk or Boatek? It's Butyk. Because it's a play on, it's one of our listeners
once emailed us and said, sadly, I used to go there as like a joke with friends because it's like a play on boutique but spelled
Like boutique. I think we used to say I think we used to say boutique
But then someone told us this actually said boutique. Oh, okay. I always write it down boutique
I mean we've had yours a little boutique. You would think that I could get this. Yes
And I didn't know why it was called boutique. I thought I thought it was called Bo-Tik because it was spelled like a guy's name,
like your bow or your bow.
Right, but it's supposed to be like,
that's what I think we used to say Bo-Tik,
but it's actually, buty, like, beauty or kind of price.
The point is this, it's closed.
How many hours have we spent talking
about this over the years?
How's it spelled?
Is it buty, or bo-Tik, and why?
Well, I know, I'm sad that it's closed because if we ever go back to New York when this pandemic
lifts, like I was always hoping to go to beauty, can we never got a chance to? We got to go
the Regency. I guess T-Bar, we have to put T-Bar on the list. It doesn't quite have the
same alert, but I think we have to start really Welcoming T-Barran to the the New York landscape, right? Yeah
So Luanne is talking to Tinsley and she's like your mother must be so over the moon. Oh my god
And she said because it's happening really bad anyway Ron
I mean so Tinsley. I mean naturally. I mean I know you found love
But you're coming for Halloween, right? And she's like no, I don't think so sheisly, I mean, naturally, I mean, I know you found love, but you're coming for Halloween, right?
And she's like, no, I don't think so. She's, what do you mean?
You're, how could you, why would you not come for Halloween?
It's like, she's like, I'm throwing the most fabulous party.
Like, I, it's like, I thought you were gonna say like, oh, we, we wanted to give you a farewell party.
She's like, no, I'm throwing a party and you're not coming to it.
We want to give you a farewell party. No, I'm throwing a party and you're all coming to it
It's like I'm literally moving tomorrow
Okay, let girls She's like ringed you so I have the ring yet. She's no, but he's talking about building out a closet for me
What do you mean building it out? I mean outside?
We're taking out a closet outside anybody here to write that down
Anybody like no
Like I mean like building it
is gonna take a bedroom and make it like a closet
and then it's gonna take one of the bathrooms
and like make it a glam room.
Well why does he just build the closet
and ship it in a truck like he did your car?
Am I right everyone comedy?
Well, you know what?
You're getting a closet and bathroom?
That's nuts, okay?
There's a guy, I don't even need the rig, okay?
I have this one girlfriend who's been dating a boyfriend for seven years and she doesn't have a closet, okay?
Her name is D'Rindo, okay? Whoa, did I say that?
So then, Tinsley, Tinsley, I'm so glad we got this quiet time just for you. And by quiet time,
a very loud bar with big gentleman
Lying over our shoulders and listening in awkwardly, okay?
Hey, remember those two girlfriends I had in the very first scene of the episode of the season another gone remember that
Maybe boy you witches and brainboats come true Ron let's go
We're always here for you
Except unfortunately, I'm actually literally leaving you behind right now because I'm going on a date over there in the corner
Bye, I'm not here for you
So then the next day Tim sees it her apartment getting ready to leave
Finishing packing her boxes and stuff until like oh let me help you pack. Let me help you to oh
This baby
I can't I can't up crying. I know I know this is a happy time for you But packing up these boxes reminds me of how we just packed up all your potential so many years ago so many sad members
Those are like mom okay look something is gonna go to Palm Beach storage something is are gonna go to Newport
Storage something is are gonna go to Chicago. It's like that is a rich woman right there
When you just have three different moving people and Dale says is weird. They just it's just
It's just say something like it's just that like you've always been like, you've
always been close by or just that I'm losing my baby. She's like, oh, I just
that you've always been on the East Coast and now you're going somewhere else. I
can't even say it. But across the state, oh god, my daughter lives in across
the state. I mean, it's in the middle of... I don't even know how...
How do you...
She lives on a lake.
On a lake.
What are you gonna do?
Have a beer and a coosie on a pontoon.
Mom, it's a great lake.
I don't know how great it is.
You could be living on a sound.
Oh.
That was so funny.
She can't even bring herself to say the Midwest.
She's like, oh. Somewhere else. Like Chicago is like... That was so funny she can't even bring herself to say the Midwest
Somewhere else like Chicago is like some put on town
It's like an amazing city. Oh
Where the pizzas the pieces are they're deep. They got deep pizzas. Not that you should have a have one in the first place I mean the people can't even figure out how to use a pan tinsley.
They put green things on their hot dogs.
Tinsley, it's scary there.
I don't know.
So she's like, but we're supposed to be happy.
She's like, but it's tried and tinsley.
So tinsley's like,
what if I don't take this moment,
I'm gonna regret it through it to my life.
It's time for me to listen to myself. And nobody else is feeling totally govlin' about this mother!
Tindle the one am I, when how many times have I told you?
Listen until yourself is the same as regretting things.
So then Sonia comes over.
Well, Leah, Leah comes over first.
Oh yeah, I don't know if that matters, but Leah comes over first and tells like,
Hi, girl, how you doing? Look at me speaking all young and such.
I'm gonna be a cast member on your show soon enough.
Ah, here's a chore to a drill well in your life.
Well, this one found somebody to marry her and she has dogs and dresses.
So, look, we have a-
Hey, Leah, have you seen this little drawing we have of teens when she was a baby girl and we thought she'd be married off by a 23.
Look, here it is. We drew it in 1956 before she was even born. There it is on the wall.
Um, I mean, it's like, I'm so happy for her. Like, I used to think like she was crazy for wanting the fairy tale instead of the legend, but like, it's actually really sweet.
So yeah, I only wish I had 10% of
her optimism. And I guess by 10% of the optimism, I guess more just like that
closet, that closet was really major. Yeah, 10% of that money comes over with a
bunch of sparkly shit bags to give to Leah. Yeah.
I don't think she had shit to give to Leah.
She basically was like, okay, well, I brought some bags, so whatever you don't want, I'll just take it.
Thanks.
Totally.
That's a great storage in the attic.
I know. It looked like a bunch of sequined dresses, but it was probably a bunch of sequined bags.
Yeah.
So Sonia Dalehug and like Knockover a Lamp practically.
And Sonia's like, all right, well, I'm here.
I'm ready to be thanked for putting
one of the road to finding romance at long last emphasis on
long, but not on last.
I'm actually, this is so funny.
And Dale is like, oh, Sonia, you've been so good to my girl.
You know, I didn't want him moving in New York and being alone.
And the way you took care of it, and T oh thanks a mom. Okay, I have to read this
Social media has been so funny this week with this show so so
Tensley post like a farewell real house was in New York. Thank you so much
Oh, yeah, it's so good. That's a good time
so
so good
Irre responds and without me you wouldn't have met so happy for you girl
Hearts you got the fairy tale moved to New York to live with a true girl friend who was there for you with open arms
Me the emoji with the hand in the air me I
Got you on real housewives of New York and my co-star introduced you to Scott the man
Three hearts may all your dreams come true. I'm always here kisses.
Then Leah writes under it, she responds,
Sonya, what the fuck?
That's what, one of the things that puts this show
in a different tier is just how savage they are to each other.
They are just tearing each other down,
but like under the
guys of niceties, oh it is just so brilliant. So, so happy for you. So, Dale is crying.
She's like, I mean, Sonya, you did so much. Man, when we sent little tingly up to New York
and we said, put it was Sonya, we were, I mean, to be honest, we were hoping that you'd
scare her back down to Palm Beach
and to her mom is embrace and you sort of failed on that front and now my daughter's
basically living in some weird little Spodong hamlet in the, it off of a lake and ill
know her but I guess, I guess there's an upside.
I don't know what it is, but you can tell me what it is.
I do have a tiny little cup of a wipe obsession now though, so.
I'm finally cutting out the back.
I'm gonna give it a top up.
So then we see Tinsley moving out.
Well, I'll talk about that.
Well, then Sonia's like, you know, all I wanted for Tinsley was for her to be safe
and to get her own dog and to develop her brand again.
Look, she's back in fashion
shows or a fashion show for a designer that no one really likes and you know, she's
doing her charities or at least, you know, paying the community chest on monopoly and
you know, you throw a man in the mix and look, she's really, she's like maybe back somewhere.
I don't know. She goes by the way, what is the expiration date on those eggs?
So we see her moving out and stuff and taking the little doggies with her and she's like,
I've changed so much, you know, I thought coming back would trigger me back to the old tinsley, but I haven't been in one single bush
And I feel myself again, I feel confident again, everything's gonna work out right?
I feel like I'm like my old self again
Oh there they are, you're nodded all, that's why we're shipping you off to the Midwest. Bye. Bye.
Also, I forgot to point out. I don't know why I thought this was so funny, but when we walked into her apartment, there's pictures of her on the table,
and they all have this little blonde girl with bangs, like a pig tail or something.
And she's like, wow, look at this picture. She is, oh yeah, that was my look back then.
I know. And that's when they did a close-up of this drawing of her as a seven-year-old,
and she looked like she was on the cover of a 1950s edition of Nancy Drew.
It was just so old-fashioned.
It's so tensile.
She's always had the look.
Now it's the curling iron, but before it was bangs and a pig tail.
So now, we're seeing montages of tinsley's greatest hits like welcome to the
Circus oh no they're putting me in a hoop and she's like she's like you know what like all this good
stuff wouldn't have happened without the bumps along the way so thank you mug shot thank you son yeah thank you
townhouse and everyone I met along the way! And then we get her end card.
Tensley's fairy tale came true when Scott proposed in front of Christmas Carolos.
She got the ring and is currently drawing up plans for her dream closet.
Aw, I'm this Tensley, I like Tensley.
I, yeah, I actually, I'm just like, I can't believe how actually sad I was by this because they really gave her a very
Warm goodbye, which I actually think that that was like very they were I feel like the produce were very generous to her in this goodbye
They were they they center off they gave her lots of nice music
They gave her a few like goodbye scenes. They did this nice moment where they showed
the sky, like the New York City skyline
go from day to night.
It was like, I was very hopeful and they give her,
when they don't like you, when they put up that
freeze frame with the update, if they don't like you,
they get like a shot of you with like your tongue sticking out
and like half blurred and your one eye is wonky.
And but they gave it gave a really beautiful shot.
And when she came on at first, I was like,
why did they add her?
They only added Tinzy Mortimer because she has fame
in New York and she doesn't do much.
And then she sort of became her own kind of sad,
but endearing person on this show.
They just kind of stomped on her and she was like this little girl
and but like tragically living in her past and she was like a fascinating
addition to the show so yeah I am gonna miss her.
Yeah I miss Tinsley, it's so sad Durinda, Nassie Durinda, way to end it Durinda.
I know.
Excuse me.
The store is still not open.
Hello.
I'll bring it in.
Hello.
How any way can I add that in?
I think I'm trapped on the handle now.
That brings us to the end of Real Housewives of New York,
Ciddly.
Yes.
And the end of Tinsley is run.
So the show is going on a little break
for two weeks apparently, and so we'll figure out something.
They also plop into the schedule, perhaps.
But in the meantime, everyone, I know this has been a really
intense week in the world of Bravo.
There's a lot of things on people's minds.
Just treat each other with respect,
and as you guys all hash it out,
and be kind to each other.
And go support those businesses we talked about
and be safe out there.
And we will talk to you on Monday.
Bye everybody.
Bye.
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