Watch What Crappens - RHONY: And to (Not) All a Good Nightie

Episode Date: July 24, 2023

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Erin has The Real Housewives of New York over to her Hamptons home and no one can agree on caviar. It's pretty mild until Jessel throws a fit over her free nightie gifted in size large. Get ready to feel like Pavit, Jenna! This week's bonus is a shopping field trip on Amazon Prime Day. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Happy New Year! Well, hello and welcome to WatchWalkerRop and the podcast for all that crap we love to talk about on you. Oh, brawse. Hi everybody. Happy Monday. I'm Ronnie. That's been over there. Hi, Bane. Hi, Ronnie. What are you? I'm good. Thanks. How are you? I'm so good because, well, actually, it's fitting because we're both in kind of pinkish tones today. We've got kind of pinkish faces for whatever reason. And guess what? I just saw Barbie, okay? And I'm here to tell you, I'm Kenneth.

That's what I learned. That's what I learned from it. I've learned so much, you guys, about the patriarchy and just general positivity. Love that. Go see it. Come here, these are the things. I can't wait to see that.

It's so good. Oddly enough, it's the most expressive I've ever seen Ryan Gosling and he was playing at all. I've never seen Ryan Gosling move his face that much. He emoted. He did things. He usually just stands there like, you know, like a drool coming down his face, looking hot. But man, you give that guy a bleach job and he shows up to work. He really does wonders. It's amazing what a bleach job will do. How was your weekend? It was great. It was great. It had a nice lovely chill weekend and I'm just like ready to dive into, you know, do your business in New York.

Do your part then. All right, well, we're here to party with a little real house loves of New York City. We're on video, of course, on patreon.com slash watch what crop ends. If you prefer watching these, you can do it on every recap these days. We're on video, of course, on patreon.com-watch-crapins. If you prefer watching these, you can do it on every recap these days. We, later, they are posted on YouTube. So let's get on with the show. We did Real Housewives of New York for this recap. What are your thoughts?

You know, it's trundling along. You know, it's sad that people are really loving the show. So, trundling along. Yeah, you know, it's terrible. No are really loving the show. So, Drondling along. Yeah, you know, the terror. No one likes a trend bed, man. Okay, that's the only way that I know the word trend is for a trend bed, which is one of those like day bed looking things where it has like a pull out drawer of a bed

that's the trend. Yeah, you know, like they're off to the Hamptons, that's always fun when the show goes to the Hamptons and, you know, just like, you know, like they're they're off to the Hamptons. That's always fun when the show goes to the Hamptons. And, you know, just like, you know, several wacky friends in the Hamptons, you know, it's everything, everything you could love on a real housewife show. Here's one thing I miss from the old one.

Beside the cast. So here's one thing I missed. I missed the music. I missed the rip-off's one thing I missed. I missed the music. I missed the rip-off sex in the city music. I really love that. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh Yeah, like Jazzy like I don't know like It was that kind of music Bossin Nova kind of sexy music, you know, but it's all done on somebody's Casio keyboard in the corner of some room They're you know probably relegated to because they smell funny or whatever, but this one we get We get Trixi monical music. Yeah, but it's like a badass Trixi Monaco. It's like girl power trick.

I mean, Trixi Monaco always girl power, but this one tries to be more badass. And this first song is like, no matter how far away it seems, I know I can have my wildest dreams. Even when I'm feeling so alone, I can make it happen on my own. It's just lies.

I feel like the song is full of lies. You can't make it on my own. It's just lies. I feel like the song is full of lies. You can't make it on your own. Nobody can. You need help. You need other people. You need girlfriends. Yeah. A song like that does not belong on Real Housewives of New York.

I'm sorry. I'll just say it. This is not the franchise for songs like that. Okay. Just get it off of here. It's not right. It's not appropriate. It's funny this morning before we start podcasting, I woke up and I was like, you

know what I'm going to do, I'm going to take myself to a cafe, have a nice, like, lovely little breakfast because it's going to be a long day of podcasting and just going to like relax. And I went to this cafe, I got a little croissant, I was being like having a nice bougie morning at my cold brew, I was just feeling very like Nancy Myers-ish. And I sat at this table and I was like, I'm just gonna have a nice moment of calm before we recap real house size of New York.

And then this girl sat down at the table next to me and I was like, oh no. And then two other girls sat down and they pulled out their laptops and I was like, okay, are you on the Google Doc? Are you on the Google Doc? I'm on the Google Doc. Okay, it's everyone on the Google Doc.

Okay, look at line number three on the Google Doc. I was like, oh my God, it's a girl boss meeting. And this is, it's actually the most appropriate thing to happen before we launch into real housewives of New York. It's like, it's like, real house is New York. We're all boss bitches. And I was like, oh no, I wanted to give myself like 45 minutes before I jumped into boss bitch land.

Well, I hope someone's listening because that actually is a really good idea for the music. I mean, listen, it's just a note, your music sucks. So might I suggest like, I see you on the Google Doc. Are you on the Google Doc? Oh, I see you in red. I'm in green. Let's put our curses together.

Yeah, it was terrible. It was terrible. I had to actually moved I I did that thing where I moved tables, but I did it in a very presentational way hoping that they would see like I'm so bothered I had to go a different table, but of course they don't see it because they're looking at the Google Doc They don't care. You're not you're not part of their Google Doc. So what the fuck? No, I know. I wish I could have been part of their Google Doc just so I could troll them. Like who is saying it was saying those things. You're a anonymous armadillo. You're in a totally different table like it's saying I need permissions.

So it does not always happen when you send a Google Doc every single time. It's like, oh, hey, Ronnie come to this Google Doc I sent you and I click it and it's like, you need permissions. Well, you sent it to me. You know, I love Google Doc, by the way. I love Google Doc, but what I don't love are like big, loud group meetings at a cafe where all I'm going to talk about is the Google doc. Yeah. Boss Betz. Boss Betz. So we started size brownstone and Uba is driven up and

Si comes down and she's like, oh my god, this is my travel vibe. This is like so crazy because like I used to walk down these streets when I lived in Brooklyn and I had like one suitcase and now I have like 30 suitcases. It's crazy. And she's that one. You know, she's the influencer. So she's like, I need my bags to go to the Hamptons. Yeah, I kind of feel like this thing about needing extra bags is like, please don't let this be your personality trade. Please don't let luggage be your personality trade. It's like, okay, if you have baggage because you need to have baggage, but we don't need you to have luggage. Okay, it's not. It's just you're a personality trait. It's like, okay, if you have baggage, because you need to have baggage, but we don't need you to have luggage.

Okay, it's not, it's just, it's old at this point. That's her thing, though, it's like her clothes. You know, that is her personality. She's an influencer. And I know that there's like a whole culture of you out there now, her listening to this like, fuck you guys. I'm an influencer.

Okay, congratulations on being an influencer. You don't see me just rolling around on my Casper mattress all day during the podcast, do you? Okay, I do other, you have to still do other things. You can't just be like, guess what? I got a Casper one time. Oh yeah, Ben, boss bitch. My God.

Listen, Ron and I are two boss bitches and we are known to attempt influencing. So we're not above influencing, but like this was like desperation influencing. Like I feel like if you are like the true boss bitch influencer, you don't need to bring like 25 million garment bags because like you're afraid this is like going to be your one moment in the Hamptons. It's like if we're supposed to believe that psi is this like super important influencer and she does have a big following,

it's not like she's not, but like she can go the hamptons anytime she wants. So the fact that she's cramming all these outfits for this one weekend, kind of like reeks of desperation, like this might be my one chance to get to the hamptons this year, you know? Yeah, I'm licking at her thing right now. She has a good following,

she's got 432,000 followers, I mean, that's a lot, I think. I'm seeing what at her thing right now. She has a good following. She's got 432,000 followers. I mean, that's a lot, I think. I'm seeing what she's influencing. I don't even get 100 times more than my following. Oh yeah, I mean, I don't even know. But she's got, she looks really pretty on it. And you know, she wears a lot of clothes. That is, here's what I suggest, branching out a little.

Like, I want to see you loading cartons of, or like, huge boxes of Vizzy into your trunk. You know what I mean? Or like, what else have we advertised? Oh yeah, she should, you know what, she needs to bring to the Hamptons? Hello, fresh, boxes of delicious, hello, fresh. Yeah, you know, influencing isn't just all about

like mini skirts. Okay. Gold box purses. Okay, come on, sir. So she's packing a million things. She's like, oh my god, I'm so wacky. I have a lot of luggage. And then we see a clip of Aaron calling everybody to invite her over, which is, you know,

Housewise Standard, where we can see Aaron calling everybody going, um, guys, I just wanted to like invite you to my house in the Hamptons. I'm so excited to invite you. Yeah. And I'm just like, I'm like absolutely thrilled. Come to Sag Harbor. Yeah, I'm, and she's like too cool. She's like, you know, it's just like too cool for everything.

She's like, I have a house in the Hamptons. Can you believe it? It's fucking ridiculous. You guys should come. Listen, the real New Yorkers have real houses in Hamptons. So, Sae is excited because she's like, I've never been to the Hamptons in the fall.

Okay, so this is gonna be really exciting and I'm like really looking forward to a weekend away. And her bags are just like rolling out. It's like one after the other, after the other, and it puts upon screen, this day is for three days, and her luck is like four, five, six, seven. So we see Aaron calling more girls,

and we see her call Bryn to invite her. And this is her Bryn listens to it. She's like, Oh my God, I'm so happy. I mean, it's an olive really slowly off of a toothpick. But fuck, dude. No one's trying to fuck right now. Okay. Do you want to come to the

hamptons or not? Like who talks like that on FaceTime? Like, hold on. The hamptons. We've finished my all-in. Okay, now people are saying that Brandon is trying way too hard. I agree with that, but I will go back to my original point of this show really needs frame because it doesn't have for this episode. And her olive work stood out to me more than anybody's work in the entire episode.

So well done. She had good olive work. Two things about Brandon. First, well done. She had good olive work. Two things about brain. First, I didn't realize this. It probably came out before last week, but apparently, brain is like very good friends with Pandora, Pandi, as in Lisa Vanderpump's Pandi, and she like used to like, she knows Lisa Vanderpump. So maybe Lisa gave her that tip about the olive work.

Second of all, a lot of people online have been saying that Bryn reminds them of Grace Lilly. Everyone's like, gee, Lilly vibes. Grace Lilly vibes. She's like Grace Lilly. To which I say, this is great. This is great because it means that people watch Southern hospitality and that Grace Lilly

is now becoming an archetype that people are like. So that made me very happy. I know you know who it also made real happy fucking Grace Lily. Grace Lily. Grace Lily probably just pulled that hula hoop back out of the closet and was like, I'm going to make another effort at this because there is now such a thing as Grace Lily vibes. Yeah. Also, I don't see it.

I don't get it. I don't see it either. I have to say I'm with you on that one. Yeah, I don't, I don't know if it's the looks or that they both have like the voices of a ding dong I don't really know what it's supposed to be, but I don't get it um, but you know who am I? I'm just some guy. I'm just some guy who loves hello fresh and cast per mattresses. That's all we happen So uh sigh they have a thing popping up on screen. The ting, ting, ting, it's like the length of the Hampton stay. Three days, but the number of size luggage.

Thing three, thing four, thing five. You're not my friend anymore. Get the fuck out of here. Okay, if you think you're important enough for six pieces of luggage for three days, I don't even want to talk to you. Yeah, just go. Yeah, they really annoyed me.

And then we find out also that Brynn, after all that olive work, Ronnie, she's not coming to the Hamptons because she's ill and needs to have a steroid injection. And she's going to try to get there, but she might be late. I'm not ill, but I could probably also use a steroid injection. Okay, let's just be open and vulnerable for you guys today. So, Si is telling us that she's like, I packed for my moods. Overly glam, cranky bitch, country club, a questionry in life, around the way chick, hip-stream Williamsburg, Upper East Side rich bitch.

I was like, I don't, I'm gonna need a mood for interesting. Did you pack for that? I need that. I'm gonna need more interesting moods for sure. I'm literally bored of all your moods. Do we have a mood from Marie Kondo? How about that? So, Uba is like, oh my god, this girl packed for every Instagram post.

She's gonna post in the next six months. This girl is all about content and good for her. I don't feel like that was content and good for her I don't feel like that was a sincere good for her I think uba think this girl's crazy, but they just met so she's not really allowed to lean into that just yet so then jessil shows up and She's like How's everyone doing? This is your best friend jessil. I'm here and they're like She's like oh my god jessal. Did you get your hair done?

And she's like, are you kidding me? No. I asked Pavit to hand me a brush and he fell over onto his arm. Stupid, stupid Pavit. So they complain about saying having too much luggage. It's not wacky and then they all squeeze in and just say I was like, Oh my god, the things I do for clothes, man, it's insane. I have so much luggage back there. Wait, are we missing Brin? And though I can Brin's not coming,

she had to get steroids shot. And then we see a clip of Uber and Brin talking on the phone and Brin's like, I'm trying. Tomorrow I'm gonna get a steroid injection. Maybe I'll be late. Ah. Ah. Does the olive have steroid injection. Maybe I'll be late. Oh. Ah. Does Olive have steroid in it? Why are you eating olive like that?

These girls. So now they head off and then we go over to the Hamptons where Aaron is technically the sidecar harbor. And Aaron's laying out like bespoke pajamas for everyone or monogrammed or personalized pajamas on every bed. This is like the thing of the episode is that everyone gets some garment over the course of the weekend.

And Aaron's like, um, you know, real New Yorker here, I grew up going out east ever since I was eight years old. And then like, my husband would do that too. And like, we actually met when we met, we actually got our own home out east You know because like both our parents actually hamptons and like is that even a thing like hamptoning? I'm like hilariously wealthy right now. Are now outrageous and fabulous

Yeah, we took the phones we did this like remodel and buswik and we renovated a shit property. And now it's just a five bedroom finished basement and seven bathrooms. Oh wait, I'll wait. I'll wait for the tourists to stop taking pictures. Okay, thanks, okay. I know, like, let me like match to insufferable concepts, based on like doing a flip and busch work, and then like finding a depressed house in the hamptons.

Yeah. And this is what I find so funny about her. I love when rich people brag about eating canned products. I always think that's funny, even if it's caviar, I don't care. So wow, it's an expensive, it's an expensive tinned product, but you're still opening it can. So Aaron has called over the caviar caterers.

This is trihard. I think this is really trihard. So they bring in a lot of tins of caviar anders. This is trihard. I think this is really trihard. So they bring in a lot of tins of caviar and it's like Cynthia and Felix. And he's like, I'm the caviar caterer. She's like, oh my God, are you guys caviar caterers? They're like, well, like, caterers, but like with caviar. You guys have no talent, okay?

Just say you can't cook. Just say you're no cook caterers. That's what you are. Just sort of next time, just, I'm gonna be a bean caterer. I'm gonna be a tinned bean caterer. And I'm you are. Just sort of next time just I'm going to be a bean caterer. I'm going to be a tend bean caterer and yeah, I'm going to do a lot of party. I'm going to do some big parties. Cynthia, the caterers like, um, do you know if they all eat caviar? The people are coming and everyone's like, I mean, who doesn't like caviar? I mean,

people who don't slip houses and bushwick apparently. I mean Jenna apparently like drives from Bill. So give her the moment to Dillon it. Oh my God. I'm instantly iconic. She's really leaning into her Dill. So her Dill Dissies. So she's like, yeah, I'm not prepared for a cheese gate 2.0. So I chose caviar because it's like bougie and bougie bitches need bougie snacks So then back in the car these busy bitches boozy boss bitch boozy boss bitches are driving along and ubers like saying how she's really happy that they're doing this But um it was like tough for her to agree to stay in the house and they're like are you serious? She's like yeah, I'm serious. Because people get the wrong idea.

Like, oh, it's my house not good enough for you. And I'm like, no, when I'm traveling with people, I think I need a full night's sleep. Otherwise, I'm like, worrying like, is size sleeping, do you need melatonin? You know, things like that. I was like, I'm not sure that I'm following all this. I think you just don't want to stay over at the house.

Yeah, also, you know who slept in that hotel bed? Like a million people. And you've got people on the side of you and under you and above you as well. So I don't know. I get staying home, like staying in your own bed, but I don't get like, I can't stay at your house. I have to stay at a hotel

because I don't like being around people. There was like a hundred times more people at the hotel. Okay. So size like, I mean, yeah, I don't even know what kind of polite she has in the toilet paper and listen, I'm very serious about my toilet paper. Sometimes you just gotta bring your own toilet paper. Okay.

You know, I have to say I actually sort of appreciated that. It felt excessive. I would, if it were not in the context of a million bags, I wouldn't be annoyed. I was sort of just annoyed that she had brought like yet another thing. But honestly, I have been lately thinking about starting to bring my own toilet paper places because basically when we were traveling so much for the tour. Yeah, but we stand like the high at place.

You know what I mean? That's on holiday and express. I wouldn't bring it to a friend's house. I would never bring it to a friend's house. But I was starting to think like, should I start bringing my own toilet paper to these hotels? Because it's not even one ply, it's like negative five ply.

I mean, it's just like, it really is. I was like, I'm gonna have to start just supplying my own. Yeah, it really is like the old days. You're outside. I come on my way back to the hotel room, you're like scouting leaves. I come on like that one. Yeah, I know.

Literally the leaves would be better than some of the toilet paper in these places. Agreed. So I sort of live paper is it's bigger than my head now. So I'd need a bigger bag to take the toilet paper. I know. There's no just like sensible roll of toilet paper. It's like this big now. They're like cement, cement like papers, but you know what the thing is this, if you're going to bring your own toilet paper, like do it discreetly, you know, just sort of just have it in your bag. And you buy, you also don't need to bring four rolls. I mean, how much is she planning to eat on this weekend?

They're just doing these things I feel like that they're trying to look rich, you know, like, oh, I can't sleep at a home, I have to sleep in a hotel, or they're like, I need to bring my toilet paper, I can't, but it makes you look poor to me. It just makes you look poor. You know, it's like, I don't trust a toilet paper or do you see me laying down, bringing mine. I go, come on, I'm just new kind of house, toilet paper.

So, it's like, you know what I grew up on one ply and I have elevated my lifestyle. And therefore, I have elevated my toilet paper. I'm wacky and outrageous. So then, Jessel's like, oh, are we shopping for everyone's lunch and bring it to the house? Are we gonna be just like,

at Regis girlfriend, that's what I am, Jessel, your favorite girlfriend, guys. And so I was like, no, she said she had some snacks. I'm sure she has a cheese plate or something. And it was like, I don't need cheese. And so I was like, oh, so you're the one who doesn't eat cheese. This whole cheese fight has been about you this whole time.

And they're like, ha ha ha, boss bitch boss of it. Ha ha ha, boss bitch. Yeah, they're like, isn't this a great moment? A great button. So now we show up at, now me go back to Aaron's house and This guy Felix is like you know a lot of people have a sink that have not tried caviar and Aaron's like I mean How have people like not tried caviar?

Aren't I hilariously unaware as a wealthy boss bitch and sack harbor? I mean instantly iconic It's like I've never even lived in Bushwack. Crazy. Listen, not all of us want to eat the hopes and dreams of fish. Okay. Not all of us are like, wow, that fish could have been lawyer or that fish egg could have been, you know, a podcaster, you know, not all of us want those dreams. Yeah, it's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. So whatever. So her phone rings it's Uba and she's like, hello, Amar, are you stressed? She's like, no, I'm cutting flowers. So like I smell flower things because like there's flowers everywhere because I'm like literally cutting flowers right now. like I smell flour things because like there's flour everywhere

because I'm like literally cutting flour right now. Yeah, it was just like what, you wanna see what real New Yorkers do? They cut flour since I got them to the second part. So it's like, do you have food? And Aaron's like, I have a whole caviar set up. It's just what everyone loves after a long drive. Small tiny crackers with a little bit of fish eggs on them.

She's like, okay caviar. I just, oh, is that that not good enough for you? Is that what I'm saying here, ring? And Uba's making bar face. She's like, boorah caviar. Boorah, boorah, I cannot eat caviar. And so Aaron's like, okay, so you don't like caviar. Got it.

It's like five minutes guys. We're gonna be eating for five minutes. Like just come over, okay. It's gonna be fine. Well, because Uba asks, like how far away is Provisions? Cause Provisions is like apparently her favorite grocer or cafe or something.

I was like, I guess like five minutes away. Cause I mean, I'm preparing a whole spread of caviar and you're gonna go get a sandwich at Provisions. Like, I can't even, I'm like, they just drove three hours from Manhattan. I think she's entitled to a sandwich. But they get there at four. I think later we find out they get there at four. Did nobody eat? No, I feel like these people are just like everybody's waiting to be fed. They're like, we're going to someone's house

later. So I'm gonna plan on them keeping me full all day long like a kind bar. I don't look at these. I don't look at this cast and say, this is a cast of people who knows how to manage their eating times. Like I feel like this is a cast of people. When there's women getting into the car, they probably all say, you know what, we don't have, I'm not hungry, I'm not that hungry.

Let's just eat when we get there, being totally unrealistic about how hungry they'll be. Other cast, I'm like, they know, they know when they're gonna wanna eat and they will make sure their car pulls over. But I feel like these have food schedule mismanagement written all over them. It's also not a very eating cast.

It's not a cast that really enjoys their food. And you know, because they talk about it all the time, but you don't really see them eat. All they talk about their food. And you know, because they talk about it all the time, but you don't really see them eat. All they talk about is food. Like, so far, 100% of the episodes have centered around the food that they want or they don't want or they like or they don't like. And someone likes this kind of food

and someone likes that kind of food. But some people can't have this kind of food. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, many all are eating. Like, just stop. Okay, stop. Stop with your diet culture. I saw Barbie yesterday. So thanks. So then we see this old

Classic Mercedes drive up and it's like a glamour shot of this car and it's gym Yeah, and she shows up and she's like, uh, hello anyone home anyone here and everyone's like who's that? Who is that? Who is that like soft-spoken voice at my door? I wonder who it could be and everyone's like, who's that? Who is that? Who is that soft, spoken voice at my door? I wonder who it could be. And Jenna's like, hi, hi. Hey, you know, I've never been on a girl's trip. And I don't remember the last time I even had a sleep over, I mean, the last time it was like something else

going on, I don't know what to do. Becky. Yeah. And I was like, we have caviar. I do want to try it. And so she hands her something with a bunch of dill on it. She goes, that's really rude. I mean, because like, even without my glasses,

I could say that you were trying to give me dill. That is like hilarious, but also like rude. And like, I'm not really sure, like, she being funny, she being mean, like, I don't know, girls, what are girls? It's like, cool. I was like, one boss bitch to another, I wasn't gonna let you read it.

So I don't even worry about it. A real New Yorker doesn't let another real New Yorker eat Dil if she doesn't like Dil. So then the caviar girl who I don't know who gave her permission to speak. Like, wow, you cater fancy caviar. So suddenly you're part of the conversation. No, ma'am, you are the can opener. Okay. Stay in your corner. fancy caviar, so suddenly you're part of the conversation. No, ma'am, you are the can opener, okay? Stay in your corner.

She's like, by the way, this is speaking as a cater waiter, I'm such a dick. She's like, so what's the deal with you and Dell? There you. See that back. You were talking to Jenna Lyons. You're talking to Joe, you just stand there, okay? Ma'am, so Jenna's like,

delicate against my ass, like it does not deserve to be on the planet as far as I'm concerned So Jenna's like, Delica gets my ass. Like, it does not deserve to be on the planet as far as I'm concerned. I'm like, okay, well, Jenna lines and I are gonna have a beef about this and that's okay. But she pivots and she goes, so talk to me about Pringles and Caviar.

And then she goes, oh my god, Pringles and Caviar. And then we're like, it is like delicious. So they're like very excited about this TikTok trend. I'd like to add. This is TikTok caviar This is the laziest couple of caterers. I've ever seen my god damn life like I'm not even kidding You can't even get blinies. Come on guys. You're really good. Yeah, even your chips are canned Okay, you can't made homemade make homemade chips

This is a mice part is a caviar you work are a caviar caterer, make some chips. I know. Like, at least offer some blinis with the pringles, but not just the pringles. I, I come from the school of thought that anyway, the pringle would compete with the caviar. So, I think it's a failure. I do too. And or fry the blinis, like do something creative. You know what I mean? Like make blini dough,ini-do, and then fry it. Something, I mean, I don't know. Do something, it's not. Do something, it's what I'm saying.

So then they're like, at the bus! Glad you two think so. Thanks for your positive review of your own business, caviar people. Why do I hate these people? Why? I hate them. I literally hate them.

But Felix and that check. I got it, I got it. So Jenna's like, yeah, well, it's not, it's a not no. It's not no. So Aaron's like, Jenna is like a new friend and most girls in the group think Jenna lines is in the Nigma and I really wanted to bring her to my house so she can really interact with the ladies

and get to know her better. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I mean, she's like a bit of an oddball and that's why I love her, but I mean, it takes a minute. You know what I mean? So she gives her the tour of that, and I love that she's an oddball because she doesn't like Dell.

That's like, so far that's pretty much all we really know. So, and that's glasses probably. Yeah, I'm this gay, you know, so they're like, wow, crazy. So she goes on a tour of the house, and it's a pretty standard layout for a house, but Aaron is convinced it's crazy. She's like, look at this,

this used to be a bedroom, but now it's like a TV room because we took down the ball because I've done a place in Bushwick. Oh, my basic, like people always joke like the place is a great place to trip because every time you walk, you're like, where am I now? Like, where am I even going right now? It's an open concept, fucking house, lady.

It's a house, okay. This is not the palisade Versailles, okay. It's a living room. It's a living room that you got to by going through another room. Yeah. We understand it. And I kind of love Jenna. Like, I, Jenna may be unintentionally shading Erin sort of like new verish. Oh, they're not like, I mean, Jenna's new verish too. But Jenna's like, wow, this is so big. I mean, mine's only like 1500 square feet, which is so funny because Jenna's obviously, and why I assume the wealthiest of them all. She's like the most established of them all though. She's the most famous, she's the most renowned, she's the most like impressive career out of all of them.

And I just love that she can come in there and she's like, wow, nice, 6600 square foot home. I only have, mine's only 1,500 square feet. It's like that. It's like they, wow, enjoy your excess, Aaron. Yeah, exactly. I'm richer than you. Like I have a tiny place and a much better neighborhood.

Kind of good for you. So glad you have this gigantic mansion that you can walk around in because there's nothing close to your house. So then Jenna's like, yeah, I'm just like nervous because I'm nervous. I'm gonna be awkward because like girls, what are girls?

God, literally never spoke into a girl. I mean, am I gonna not fit in? I'm gonna say something stupid. Like, what if I need a alone time and then people are here, but I'm excited? What if there's like, Dill, no parsley? What, what if people don't understand what Kackie is?

Like, what am I gonna do? I'm so awkward. Hey, by the way, what do I get special before they get here? Like, you know, I'm first, so I get to get special things, right? Like, do I get something special? Everyone's like, oh, I guess more caviar. Okay, I'll take that.

So Uba, meanwhile, they're driving still, and Uba's like, so guys, what do you think of our activities are going to be? And Jussles, like, well, you know what? I've never been to the Hamtons in the Winchah, first of all. I'm like, what is the fall? Is it the winter? Like, they are getting so dramatic now about the fact that it's just not the summer.

They're like, I've never been to the Hamptons the middle of a Norrister right now. Oh, I know. Jess is like, oh my God, what is it, poor season? Is that when we're going to the Hamptons? Who are we going to rub shoulders with? God, I hope I get to rub shoulders with someone special. And that includes gentle lions. Rub shoulders. I know. I love that Jettel sounds like she's like on top of every trend

because she does not go to the haptons in the winter. This is called second-home ownership, ma'am. Yes. Okay, soak it in. So then, um, Uba's like, well, there's always horseback riding and Jettel's like, um, I haven't written anything in a really long time, girls. And she thinks she's funny with her. Like, I hate my husband commentary, but they're all, they all turn it. They're like, wait a minute. What? What's wrong with you? Yeah.

They turn it on there and use it against her at the entire episode. Right, because I really get the feeling like, Jessal is not a natural when it comes to like, go time, hang in there with the girlfriend, saying saucy things with the girlfriend. So she sort of is like, I feel like doing what she sees on TV. And then I think she made that comment to be like, it's not funny, I haven't written anything. And I'm just outrageous and sexual. And they're like, wait a second, you haven't written anything in a long time, what's going on? What about your one last time you had sex? And she's like, oh, oh, I didn't realize we were gonna just

dwell on my comment there. Well, I guess it makes sense. I have to keep... I had to put a fan to pump comment and move on, but I guess you're really gonna dig there. So shall I lie? I know that's what it was. All right.

Well, didn't realize that when your sauce you actually have to stand in the sauce for a little bit? Yeah. She's like, well, since I had the kids and they're like, what? She's like, well, I haven't gotten down in dirty and so I was like, um, your children are one. Like, you haven't been at sex in a year and it was like, well, I thought the point of being married was to have sex whenever you want. Well, here's the catch. You have to do it with your husband. You have to do a puppet. Yeah. Well, here's the catch. You have to deal with your husband. You have to do a puppet. Yeah.

Well, it's just been so busy. Rubbing shoulders. Rubbing shoulders with people. It's so hard after getting off from rubbing shoulders all day. So sorry. I mean, who doesn't get their pipes cleaned in over a year by their husband, poor girl.

So, just was like, but we're just so exhausted. We're exhausted again, hashtag rubbing shoulders. And so I was like, yeah, but that's what keeps your relationship together. I mean, if two things are fucked up, listen, there's two things that you can't have fucked up. Sex, or your husband not putting your correct apartment number on influencer boxes,

because then you don't have enough to bring the dance. It's gonna fuck you up every time. Do you know, do you understand what it's like when your Hello Fresh is more like Hello Rotten? Okay, you got to make sure it goes to the right door. You don't want it sitting in the sun somewhere else. I know and I feel really awful. It's just that I'm really self-conscious about my C-section score, girls. It's not that I'm really self conscious about my C section, Skalkos.

It's not that I feel rolled down that. I just feel so different. And so I was like, well, you still get blow jobs, right? Listen, I'm a man, okay? And I get that this is not my thing to comment on. But I think that I've known enough women who've had kids that this is not that abnormal, right? For people to give birth and feel insecure

or feel weird about jumping right back in the sack. Like it's a process, okay, I stand for jostle in this moment. Yeah, and I feel like jostle in that moment was also trying to be like, well, I'm in securities, I'm feeling a little, I don't know, there's a scot and you would think they'd be like, oh, and then like, you know, like talk about what that was like, but they're like, you can blow jobs at least, right? What about Handys?

You like to do the Handys ever? So just like, oh, yeah, I totally do that. I totally do that. And, uh, wait, did she say, I'm hoping you can help me here. You didn't say it, so maybe you can't help me, but she says something like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, the toothless. Yeah, I don't know. What's that mean?

That's what she said, right? She said something like that. And I was like, huh, I'll just let Ronnie tell me what that is. I didn't know, I was like, is that a prison blue shot? Because I've heard it that in prison, where they knock your teeth out. But I don't know, that's the only time I've heard of it. I was confused. So, um, Jess was like,, well I know my marriage is good, my husband can still perform, it's just, we need a little kick up the butt. I guess I shouldn't say it like that, should I?

And the size is like, so can we go lingerie shopping? And Jess was, yes, yes, actually, let's wrap some shoulders with some lingerie and sigas. I mean, like, because like, why don't you just like wear something to cover up the scar? Like, I mean, it's like, just cover it up, like maybe something like, just like move to the side. So that way, like, launch right still over scar, but vagina exposed something like that, you know, she's like, oh, yes, okay, well, sure, that's, that's, sounds lovely.

You should tie it over it. You know what, you should tear down a wall and tie it over it. I'm not a remodel for crying out loud. And just like say to me like a glory hole to you. And it's like listen, it's like riding a bike. Like it's been so long that it's going to be done in two minutes. Just do it. Get it done.

So then they pull up the errands house and Jessica's, we're not in New York anymore. I was like, I hate to break it to you. You were literally in New York anymore. I was like, I hate to break it to you. You were literally in New York still. So Aaron greets them at the door. And of course, Si walks in like holding the shaman like really blatantly like as an influencer would, I suppose. And Aaron's like, oh my God, you got shaman. Oh, this is such a wacky group of women.

Army like instantly iconic? You brought Charmin, you little bitch. And Psycho's just in case you need it for your septic tank. I was like, oh my God, is she shading her? Does she have a septic tank? What's happening? Septic shade. Yeah, septic shade.

And so Aaron is like, well, listen, I mean, I was raised that you don't show up to anyone's house empty handed. And then they show her showing up to Jenna's house empty handed. And she's like, but I'd rather be empty handed than someone had me a roll of toilet paper. Also, we see that Jenna has brought olive oil and jewelry. Like, Jenna's come prepared. Yeah, Jenna knows. Yeah. So there's like lots of hugging and they're all like laughing that Uba wore three jackets and she wore the she wore them in the car like the entire

way. She's like, well I don't play with colds. And then like they're getting the bags out and the bags are just like tumbling out of the back of the car onto the driveway. And Jenna's just like disgusted by this. She goes, there's like nothing that surprises me about the number of bags. I mean listen, I don't think I've seen Sai in the same thing twice. And she's like the definition of influencer. She's going to have three different outfits in an entire day. I mean, I don't have that stamina, but she rolls deep, which again, is sort of that low key, like, I mean, you know, I mean, I just happened to be kind of a fashion icon, but

like, and I don't do that, but she can do it. Sure. Why not? Yeah, she's like, I create things while she's hawking things. God bless her heart. Just can't wait till that trunk pops open and she just starts bringing out the Mary K. You know, it's kind of that kind of attitude. Like, there's, there's our fringina. She just works so hard with that pink Cadillac. God, you were a tart for that. Yeah. So, um, and Jeff's like, my husband said, I bet I bet I bet everything that's in this suitcase, oh, Povit, oh, Povit makes me laugh so much. That dear, dear sweet Povit.

Um, um, sign meets the caviar people and size telling us, oh, they put caviar and pringles. Like, what, what is this like high low or your high low chick because where I come from you went to the bodega and you got pringles okay and you're not going to give me a blini Aaron Aaron Aaron I hope nobody's going to go into looking inside thinking now look what happened to her. So Aaron's like oh my god you girls have so many bags. Sigh, all those bags. I'm taking these bitches out after three nights.

The way any boss bitch would do. So I don't know where they think they're going with all these outfits. It's off season in the Hamptons, outrageous. So she shows them their rooms and size like, um, this class is not gonna work for me. We're supposed to put my moods. Oh, good. So then Uba loves hers, you know, and she's like, okay, now the cherry on top of the cake

is my room is seven minute drive from provision. What a crazy group of women we are. So then, I love provisions, isn't that hilarious? So then, then Jussle gets put into Aaron's daughter's room, which has a rainbow and everything in it, which is so funny because that's the exact opposite of Jussle's personality to me. To me, she's the thunder cloud that's

trying to be the rainbow, but she just really can't do it. I would say it's like her exterior. Like she's trying to be that, but you know, the door closes and the paintings just all change to like rain clouds. And they're all raining on like Povit's head, you know? I know. She's shivering. She'd definitely called a yelled at Povit just to yell at him. Once that door was closed.

So we get some more of Jenna's whackiness. that pop it just to yell at him once that door was closed. So we get some more of Jenna's whackiness. She's like, I've never been on a girl's trip and like, I'm fine one-on-one, you know, but like, I mean, I get really taken out in a group. I mean, it's just not Rick's cell unless I'm like the boss and I'm in the center of the realm and then everyone has to listen to me. That's easier. And then... I am believing like her wacky insecure.

I'm not believing her insecure thing. I don't think she's insecure. I think she's just like, why am I here? What am I doing? You know, I really should have saved my money or I really should have invested better or something. I'm not really sure what she's doing, but she's always looking for a door.

Yeah, I agree. I believe she's insecure in that she doesn't know how to do all the fakery that the other girls are doing, and she's like, am I gonna fit in because I don't know how to be as blatantly fake as everyone else here. But yeah, she also, I don't think she's really regretting this. I think that she basically said as a joke that she wants to be in the real housewives. And now she's like,

oh my god, what is this waking nightmare I volunteered myself for? Yeah. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapence commercial. So people start to meet in a living room and relax and stuff. I'm talking about where they're going. And they're going to topping Rose guys. Sorry to insulate. Hope you're okay over there. There's this. They're fun for her. So then they talk about what they're wearing and say, I asked Jenna what she's wearing and Jenna's like, well, I love that you're asking me. I brought jeans and sweatpants. I mean, like, what are we, so those guys coming, right?

Is this it? It's just gonna be all girls. It's all time. Okay. Well, so I mean, well, I was like, I'm gonna use all of my outfits. Okay, do we not remember that I'm a content creator? I need looks.

I'm here to serve. I'm here to serve. We do remember you're a content creator. I personally don't remember any of her looks, except for when she put on the clothes that Jenna brought for her later. So I don't know. But then again, I'm not a fashion gay, but I personally did not notice any differences in her outfits on the show. And just as like, in your home, you have no clothes here. What's going on? Don't you have a home? I'm very confused

about Jenna's story here. Can we get her around it guys? She is the most famous after all That's understand how Jenna lives and Jenna's like well It's actually kind of complicated because I do have a home But then my mom got sick so I had to move out of my home And then I just never really moved back into my home and like there were things that were Happening I guess when I left town. I'm like, oh I'm so sorry about your mom. I was like no just let her monologue what happened when she left town. I want to know the rest. I know. So she talks about how her mom, she

and her mom weren't close because her mom was actually diagnosed later in life with Asperger's which meant that she struggled to make connections and was kind of cold and didn't have like emotions, I guess, the way that she was wanting her to have emotions. And so Jenna knew something was different, but just thought that was like, something was missing, but just thought her family was different. And so that's why she was really excited to meet Juss' mom

because Juss' mom was the mom that Jenna wanted, like warm and caring. And it's funny because Juss' mom is probably like, oh, and you're the daughter I always wanted, warm and caring back to me. Which makes us sisters, doesn't it? My Jenna, rubbing shoulders with my Jenna sister. Do you have a spare key for that place, by the way? We should go stay there together, shouldn't we?

We'll meet everyone else later. You could loan me some jeans. Let's invite Pavitova, but not let him in and let him get rained on outside all night long. So I'm like that they showed the clip because she's like, yeah, I mean, wow, you just gave me more attention than my mom ever gave me. And the mom's like, I'll be your mother.

And she says, I mean, I'll pay you honestly. I think they should, I think that like that should, that should happen. I can see them like, just like mom saying, Jessil, I'm afraid to say I'm going to have to resign my duties as your mother. I have now taken on a new daughter, and her name is Jenna Lyons. It's been hired to role play resign my duties as your mother. I have now taken on a new daughter and a name as general lions.

It's been hired to role play the role of Jenna's mother. So then a sigh is saying, yeah, your mom is very loving, Jassal. She goes, yes, loving, I'm leaving messes all over my house and my right. She loves not refilling the Oreo jar with fresh, double-stuff Oreos that we win famous people come over. They bite into something fresh and said something stale. She loves not refilling the Oreo jar with fresh double-stuff Oreos that way when famous people come over they bite into something fresh instead of something stale. She loves doing that! And Aaron's like, um, it makes total sense that Jenna's mom is cold because like Jenna sometimes behaves that way. I mean, you get the way that she was raised kind of creeps in there. Excuse you. Who says that?

Like, at least wait for a few episodes to use that against somebody. And it's not like you're the warmest, you're the one who's already started a fight and will only feed people, you know, unhatched fish children. I know. To me, what this line spoke of is, Aaron doesn't really get down with Jenna,

but knows that Jenna is more famous and is gonna be an instant fan favorite. I mean, what I'm trying to say is, I'm trying to say, I'm trying to say, I'm trying to say, I'm trying to say, I'm trying to say, I'm trying to say, I'm trying to say, I'm trying to say, I'm trying to say, I'm trying to say, I'm trying to say,

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I'm trying to say, I'm trying to say, I'm trying to say, I'm trying to say, I'm trying to say, I'm trying to say, I'm trying to say Jenna because she's famous. And I think they're all like, ew, cause they're all making little comments here and there about her pretty much all in the mar, right? Except, I don't know the brain has,

but I think everybody else is making like these little digs. And I think they're gonna be like, oh fuck her. She's a famous one. We'll see. Cause she know productions all of Jenna Lyons asks. And they probably show up at Jettel's house and like walk in with Muddy Feet. You know, Mud all of Jenna Lian's ass, and they probably show up at Jettel's house and like walk in with muddy feet, you know? Muddy shoes.

Yes. Absolutely. So Jenna's like, yeah, your mom is stunning, like stunning. I mean, I don't know what the hell happened with you, Jettel. So I was like, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Well, my Jenna, that did not hurt me to Michael whatsoever? My sweet sweet Jenna. Well, I'll tell you this much. Uber hasn't stopped talking about provision. I suppose we could get her staff and Aaron's like, oh my God, I'm getting more champagne.

You want to come with me, Joss all. So they go. And Aaron's like, oh my God, they're like always complaining about food. How much eating needs to occur in this crowd? Yeah, she's like, I mean, why would I feed you? I mean, feed you lunch at four if we're going to dinner at seven. I'm like, well, because maybe people don't want to have

a big dinner, I don't know. So, Uba's like, she's like, the bitches can't starve. I am out, so she just leaves, because she's like, really wants to go to this place provision, so she takes, she literally just hops into one of the ubers and gets out of there. And Jassal is with the caviar people and she's like, oh, hello, who eats this shit? Oh, but I'm sure it's very good. That's delicious, actually. It's now Oreo in a canister on your counter. So then, then like Jenna's telling us that Uber has very specific things that

she'll eat and like Si wants to eat everything. And so having only caviar as an option might be a little exclusionary. And Aaron says, yeah, well I said we're having caviar. I mean, I didn't know you guys were going to need lunch. And Si tells us, when you come to my house, you get fed, you get good drinks, you get toilet paper, but you know what, that's just me, and not everybody can be me. No one made you bring your own toilet paper. Yeah.

And she has drinks. I'm kind of with you on the caviar though. So then they're talking about how they were in our late and I don't know. So it's really not much is happening. I don't know why I wrote down so many notes that I'm hacked or something. This is a, it was a lengthy episode of nothing happening.

So Jenna's like, yeah, I don't know why you guys were in our LA and size like, were you like trying to put out Jassel's that what was going on or something like that? Yeah, that's what it is. Thank you. I was trying to understand that note. And I was like, why do I care?

Cause it's important, because I is now badgering this poor lady. It's like too much. It's like traumatized from burthing twins. Doesn't she have twins? Like leave her alone. And so Jen's like, oh, oh Jenna, Jenna's like, guys, I have bags of lingerie for everybody.

So, you know, it's like super awkward to have girlfriend. So it's just like what do girls like? lingerie. lingerie. So they don't really know. So okay, uh, about you all largest just to see how you'll react to that. So Aaron's like, wait a second, uh, real need or her here. I have a question.

So jostle, um, one was the last time you had sex and she's like, oh, second, a real New Yorker here has a question. So, Jossel, when was the last time you had sex? And she's like, oh, it's been a while, like since the babies were born. Oh, that was the last time you had sex. Was there a caviar involved? Please tell me there was a caviar. Head, blown, like the emoji. My head is like, blown.

It's like a real New Yorker, head, blown, like the emoji. My head is like, blown. It's like real New Yorker head blown emoji. What? Hahaha. Being young and trendy, I understand what emojis are, and I know specifically the newest emojis. So it's like the one with like a nuclear explosion out of the forehead, like literally wears the top of the head. It's been blown off.

That's what that emoji means, and that's what I'm all about right now. Ospich, real New Yorker. So, so there, size like we're gonna send you home with Loub and lingerie. And just like, you guys don't understand, I've twins, or I don't have time, I barely sleep, thinking about all those little handprints

on my white couch. And all of the work Povits trying to do at the kitchen table instead of just letting me stuff my double Oreo. Joe, that's insane. So I was like, what do we not understand? I mean, your vagina has cobwebs on it. We're going to spice up your life, you know? And then of course, Aaron goes and tells Jenna.

And Jenna's sort of, just as getting embarrassed, I feel really bad for just because I just think like it's one thing to be like, oh, one was the last time you guys had sex, but don't like, I mean, they're so new to being on camera. And now it's like, oh, Jussle, by the way, oh, you're not having sex, you're not having sex, you're not having sex, I actually feel sort of bad for her, you know, but then we get, this might be Jussle's.

Even have a vibrator. And Aaron too, because Aaron's one of the ones who's also trying to convince us how much she eats by talking about food all the time or having an issue with food. And now she's also one who's trying to convince us how much she has sex. You know, she's always like,

or when she was like, my husband, like when we were dating, I looked behind his head, but already had so many songs, but that's okay, because I'm like fucking all the time too. And I don't know, it's like they're overcompensating

for eating and fucking. They're trying to convince us that they eat a lot and they fuck a lot. And at this point, I'm not really believing either thing. But that being said, I do think of Jussle's character is quickly becoming the one who tries to be, like, to fit in and to be really cool and just gets, like, embarrassed at all times.

Because it's not between like this and the fact that she that she like barfed all over the premiere of this show. She's sad Amy. She's sad Amy from gallery girls. That's just who she is. She's a girl who's always going to be trying to f- My god, he's the man's trip. You know, and then trips. Yeah.

So everyone's getting their lingerie that Jenna gave them. And Jesswell immediately is like, wait a minute, how come you all got sexy stuff and then I've this thing. And Jenna's like, you don't think that's sexy? I mean, I don't get it. I mean, look, if anyone's covered up as me, mine is covered up. And she's like, oh my God, what is this green thing? I mean, if you scroll through my Instagram,

I think I'll give us sexy fun. Okay, you already did to me. Like who's that? That's not. Anyone who's just scrolled through my Instagram, but no, be better than this. Hi there, don't you understand? I give off sexy fun vibes.

Don't you can't you see? And we're looking at just like her standing in a bikini. Her lying on like a wall in the sun with like one knee bent. Sexy fun vibes. I'm going through Instagram. I have to see her sexy fun vibes. Okay, I'm going to give a sexy fun vibes. I think you pronounce it tank. It's two A's. So, Tonk, just Tonk. And she is very pretty. She gives us very gorgeous vibes. That's for sure. I mean, I guess she's really giving off more sexy vibes because of this, because she's wearing a lot of things like it's a kind of a crop top and then a skirt and then a bottom, but it's all held together by chains. So she's got that. And then she's got another thing where she's wearing kind of panties from the 50s with like a bra top style thing

with a see through dress on a lot of fringe. See a lot of fringe. I like this shot of her because she's like in a jacket, but she's holding the jacket color over her face because she's like, I'm funny. Look, I'm withholding. What do I look like under this jacket? I'll show you. I'm smiling. Aren't I sexy and fun? Um, then there's one down below where she's posing in front of a bunch of bushes and a tree,

except she's dressed like the bushes and the tree. And I just like to think the photographer didn't even match. I want to be in the center. This is not the center. It's like, I can't see you. You're standing in front of a bus I want to be in the center. This is not the center. It's like, I can't see you. You're standing in front of a bus and you're dressed like the bus. It's because I'm fun and sexy.

I'm sorry. This is, I'm sorry. This is not giving sexy and fun when she's just like standing next to a giant YSL and then it's just like, you can't, I'm trying to show it on camera here, but it's just like her in like just a wide sun hat. And she's sort of like scowling. She actually is literally scowling up when you zoom in. She's scowling at the camera, like, Puffet, I've told you six times,

you need to take it vertically, vertically, Puffet, sexy front vibes, Puffet, sexy front vibes. This is why people give me hideous launch array in the Hamptons! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha see behind closed doors like why I can't though. I mean I have a pretty rare genetic disorder and that's why I don't like to show skin and I have these scars. I have hyperpigmentation. She starts talking about something she has that she can only really show like from her neck down to her belly button which is why she's always wearing tops that are like slit down there and showing skin like right there. Yeah because the only skin she feels comfortable showing. So that's what she's going to show. And then meanwhile, it just seems odd that you

would throw like have a lingerie gifting. Well, it's almost like opening the door for that, you know, like, all right, everybody, you're getting a lingerie because I have a rare genetic disorder. Enjoy it. Well, I guarantee she was like, what the hell am I supposed to bring to this thing? And she probably asked a producer and he's like, oh, girl, just bring lingerie, they'll be happy. He's like, okay, sure. Seems like I don't have to put it on.

Later, she's gonna be like, oh my God, it's so awkward being around all these girls in lingerie. Is this what girls do, parties? You brought it. So Uber arrives at provisions and it's closed after all that. So she's defeated. That's the two, I felt very bad for her. And then, because I've been there,

I've definitely been there where all I want is this, I just wanna get a sandwich from one place and you show up. And sorry, we're closed today, private event. So now it's evening time as time thing gets because it's winter in the Hamptons. No, it goes to provision in the winter in the Hamptons. I'm the one who knows this and I'm supposed to dress like Oscar the goddamn grouches that is. Who goes to provision in the middle of a critical blizzard in the Hamptons it doesn't happen.

So they're getting ready to go out now and doing all their getting ready stuff. So Jettel's like, I'm actually, this is the back I need to take. And Jettel sees her and goes, no, you can't have Alexander Wang on your back and balance Yag on your bag. Seriously, seriously. I mean, what are you saying? Is it just too much? Am I giving fashion victim sister? She's like, you are, we're not sisters. We are. My god, thank god we came out of that figurative room together in my

right, Sissy. Shall we walk down the stairs pinky-linked? Let's rub shoulders together, fashion victim to fashion icon. It'd be hilarious, a contrast. We'll be like twins with Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger, except it'll be you and me. And I'll be the fashion victim one in it. Right? New sister? God, Jenna Lyons called me a fashion victim. Fucking Pavett bought me that purse.

Fuck. Pavett said I have to wear the purse. He said I have to wear everything in the bag. Stupid Puppet! Puppet have a few of you to see me. So now they're driving and Ubud's like, Aaron, where are you taking us, darling? She's like, we're going to topping Rose,

one of my favorites. The food is exceptionally good. So they get there and Ubud's like, the only way I can know what to sit is where is North somebody tell me where is North I'm gonna look on my phone. I need to face the North. I'm so wacky. I cannot eat caviar I can only eat sandwiches from provision and I must face North. Am I giving wacky? Look how crazy we are all together. Look how crazy My cousin Chanel ion definitely not did not tell me to do wacky things on camera.

This is all me and truly my personality. What an interesting group of women we have here. Oh my God, I'm going to sit do North, but maybe I won't sit do North. So, um, and then of course, Jen is like, oh, Uber is like the only person who could bring our compa's to dinner and not be surprised. Well, she didn't go to LLB and come back with a comp. Like, she had, we all have the compa's app on our iPhones. It's there. Okay. I will not give that to you, but so they're like, yeah, who was special. Yeah. So she was like, yeah, that's why I love New York,

because you only meet people like that here. Yeah. So she was like, yeah, that's why I love New York because you only meet people like that here. Yeah, have I sold you on New York yet? I don't know if people know about New York City, but it's this really cool city. And there's like all sorts of different types of people here, like Ubers, you know, people bring compasses, dinner. I really think that like the world should know about New York City.

It's like thanks Aaron, thanks for, thank for selling us on the wackiness of New York City. I'm so different in New York,. It's like thanks Aaron. Thanks for, uh, thank for selling us on the wackiness of New York City. So different in New York. It's crazy. Claw me because they're different. They're responding to Facebook posts about missing peacocks and then actually searching your neighborhood in the middle of the night because you can't stand the sound. Ah!

Okay. Call me. Call me with your wacky New Yorkness. That was awesome. I mean, that was Ron is living experience by the way for those who missed that story Yeah, I think I'm like that explain it So we don't need to go back down that path. I'm still traumatized So it was like North remind me to be my true self before they used to know you know, you know how because with the sun before they used to know, you know, you know how? Because with the sun, they could lick their finger and know where the wind is coming. And that is how they tell.

But then we became dumb and dumb and dumb, and I start using a compass. What are you even talking about? They did not lick their finger to figure out what North was. Okay? None of this is a thing, Uba. Like I know your tall and beautiful, and I know you've come in with a laundry list of wacky things

You want your personality to be known by but but I feel like we I feel like you need to do better be better about this so She doesn't drink so she's ordering like she can get order lots of virgin cocktails And she goes my life is so beautiful I think that every time I try to escape the beautiful life I have, my body is like, get back here, get back here right now. So, and then Jenna doesn't drink either,

because she doesn't like being hungover and she likes to feel present. So basically, Aaron's whole plan for like, let's just have a night out with like some apple martinis and be just like crazy women of New York is sort of kind of like falling on space right now. Yeah, it's hard to have a show where especially in New York because it's real also a New York

where people are like, yeah, I don't drink. It's weird. I don't think that way. It's a matter of winning formula. So then, um, Xi doesn't give a fuck. He's like, I do. I'll have a dirty martini. Thanks. Yeah. And so Aaron gets one too and Just like wait a minute don't forget my drink. It's like LOL at the waiter

The way to get a squint is your friend already ordered for you sex on the beach with your husband immediately I said put that in there too. Immediately, that fire, fire. So Jenna's like, so tomorrow, what's the plan for tomorrow? And Aaron said, the plan is that they're going to like, they're going to have, she's gonna make Shakshuka for everyone, which is, I don't know why, that Aaron making Shakshuka makes me laugh. I know she's from an Israeli family,

but I just feel like her Shakshuka will be just like three-billed eggs and like a spoonful of tomato sauce. And I'm just being extremely depressing. And then they're going to work out. And Jenna's like, well, I don't want to eat breakfast and then like workout. Like I'll probably throw up. Yeah. And she goes, okay. And just like, yeah, me and my sister both, not ever since childhood. Really? You know, we can't work out. We have to work out in an empty stomach.

And so I was like, okay, then I guess we're just gonna wake up and only have coffee. And Jenna's like, is there creamy coffee? Is that crazy? Did I just ask that? Is that crazy? It's crazy. I actually looked this up because I couldn't understand.

I was like, well, she's saying creamy or dreamy. I didn't understand it. So I actually went and I put on the captions and she said, dreamy coffee with a capital D. And I was like, capital D. And it turns out it's a very specific, I think it's actually a coffee purveyor in the Hamptons, which was not explained on the show whatsoever. So none of this really made sense. But she was, Jenna was actually asking for specific high-end coffee, which is why Aaron had a reaction to it.

If anyone has a confused like I was, yeah, sag harbour. It's worth low-k there. So she's like, yeah, I need to drink me coffee. And it's like, I brought ginger tea. So we're good on coffee, as long as I can brew it facing south, because this is when you need to drink tea. So Aaron goes, no, it is a south facing beverage. So Aaron goes, she's like, um, am I being pumped right now?

I feel like it just in turn, but like crying on the curb thinking his house is going to repossess. Am I right? Everyone, give me a trucker capossess. Am I right everyone? Give me a trucker cap, okay? Am I being punked? Girls, you're on your own. You have your ginger tea. You can figure out your non-present coffee. Oh my God, New Yorkers are so crazy.

So then they come over to ask for food restrictions. And Jan is like, you should probably start with Uba because like the whole menu is a food restriction. So I would start with her. And Jussles, I'm while they're ordering that after they order Jussles, I was like, oh, sorry, you want influencer? Do you want me to take a picture of your drink

for your Instagram so that you can look sexy and fun like me too? And so I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't do that. No, that's really tacky. Okay, no, no, no, no. It's got to, you can't use your, what is that? An iPhone 8? No, no, no, no, we got to use something more modern than that.

Okay, I'm sorry, Jessal, but this doesn't going to work on my feed. And she comes around to show her exactly how to take it to work in the Instagram. Oh, and size like, yeah, people think I'm just like on the corner taking pictures with my iPhone. I really do create digital content for brands, but I have to keep up that energy after produce organic content like this, you know, me hanging upside down off of a girl's

shoulder to get a clear shot of a white teeny. And so yeah, you know, like I may take some iPhone photos with you, but listen, I'm laughing all the way to the bank. I really didn't understand what point she was trying to prove that was she saying she doesn't, she does more than taking iPhone photos or she does take iPhone photos. Was she doing the humble thing or the not humble thing? She totally caved under her own art. Like she couldn't even argue it because she caved by the end.

You're right. She was like, oh yeah, people think I just take pictures of my iPhone. Like, what am I just walking around with suitcases of clothes just taking random pictures of my iPhone for the internet? I am. I mean, I am doing that. But hey, I'm, I'm rich. So as someone who took four photos of a croissant this morning, I can say, you know, like lean

into it. So I have fun with it. So um, size like, oh, does that picture turn you on, Jessel? Because I'm gonna get Jessel and some lingerie tonight. We're gonna get her in the mood to have sex with her husband, which she doesn't have. I mean, calm down.

Like let her enjoy her beverage first. So Jenna's like, oh, should we like set up a weekend for you, Jessel? Like we can take care of your kids, you know? And that one's like, oh, should we like set up a weekend for you, Jussel? Like we can take care of your kids, you know? And that one's like, oh yeah. Just what everybody wants. Jenna Lions taking care of their children. I know.

Oh, can't wait. Sounds great. I'm sorry. Are you asking me for, what is it? I don't know what milk is. Can you be more specific? Hey kids, you want to play a game? Okay. Set a table for 20 people for Jenna Lines is anti-Jenna's dinner party. Okay, kids.

Have fun. Okay. And now what did we, what did we learn today? Tell your mommy. Kackie's not just pants from old Navy. That's right. Okay. Good job. The kids are all going to come home wearing like giant buttoned down shirts, like unbuttoned to their navel and just like with big glasses and their hands and their pockets. They're going to be like, Mommy, Miss Lion said, we don't need you and you are no longer part of our lives. Please never call us again. She's a quite a minute.

No. You could have 10 years from now, Justice just can be bragging about rubbing shoulders with her kids. Guess what? My real children, they let me rub shoulders with them today. It's all, they're all welcoming back into the food. Oh, good. So there's no point, there's no point in getting me in the mood now, sigh. And so I said, yeah, but then when you get home, you'll be ready to go have sex with your husband, because you don't have sex with your husband. And Aaron's like, oh, can't you guys just have sex

in the shower? It's just so easy. Just do that. And then I'm like, no, but they haven't broken the seal yet. And then I'm like, oh, just do it. Just like, go home and fuck your husband. And Jocelyn goes, well, yes, so, but I have a question, what is normal for everyone?

Like, three to four times a week, right? And then Uber goes, yeah, but like, one night, like one time, or like one night, like eight times, because that's how I have sex. I was like, you do not. That's not true, but. That is not true. Nobody does that.

Okay? And anybody who does has a fucking problem. And you know your ass is walking the streets looking for sandwiches too much to be having sex that many times. You don't have time to do both. Yeah. She's like, I mean, you just have sex one time in one night. Like, why even take off my clothes for that?

Because it's sex. And she's like, wait, what? You have sex three to eight times every single time. Just never once, just one time a night, disgusting. And Aaron's like, yeah, sex eight times and one night is possible if you just like starfish the whole time like she does. And then we see a clip of her saying, oh yeah, in the bedroom, I'm the starfish for sure.

So I think she's getting her stories a little backwards. Because last week, she's like, yeah, I just lay there in bed. And this week, she's like, I'm so horny. I'm a three-ring circus in bed. I know. I'm definitely getting sort of like manufactured energy from Uber. And like, I really want to embrace Uber because she seems like wonderful, but these things have

a lack of authenticity to me. I have to remind myself watching it that we are watching a one-season housewives. It's always difficult for a season housewives, not one season. I just wish we could fast forward and see them in their second season when they're crazy and normal. Oh my God, all I do a sad sex with my husband. Oh my god. I love being wasted.

Oh my god, caviar, am I right? Oh my god, I live in the hamptons. It's like I need to get to the real or parts like FF for a season, you know? Yeah. So, um, Jussles like, how do you guys know that like it wasn't like that it wasn't guys that do it for you any long? Oh, yes Oh, sorry, sorry. I wanted to talk about jet to Jenna about lesbianism. Oh, so rubbing shoulders friend slash sister Please tell me how did you know? Oh that you will lesbian. I can I just shout out to all the straight people out there Gay people really are so sick of this question.

Gay, we're over it. Don't have her as your screen. Yeah, don't fucking ask me again. I don't wanna talk about it anymore. Literally nobody wants to talk about it. I think Jenna does because she came out so late that it's still fun for her, but the rest of us just need you to shut up.

Ask us different questions, thanks. But anyway, but I'll still ask it anyway. So, let's be in sister of mine, the strips of the rainbow. So, Jenna's like, well, I was based, I guess all by the way, I think the reason probably why Jenna's okay with it too, is that Jenna's whole sexual awakening came when she was doing what Jess all did, which was like, oh, I was asking my lesbian friend, like, what's the deal with, that's exactly the women and stuff. And by the end of the conversation, I was basically horned up and I just wanted to, you

know, it says her under the table. So that's when I sort of knew. And she's like, yeah, I mean, I had no idea until that. And just like, you guys probably don't know. And Aaron is like, they cut to Aaron's slugging back in oyster, which I thought was a funny idea. I didn't notice that. That's funny.

And it was like, and by the time I got all that detail was so hot, like I had never had that feeling before and I just wanted to kiss her. I mean, we were at dinner, so I didn't, but I just started having dreams about it. And so I was like, your friend, you started having dreams about your friend. Oh my God, your friend got fucked in your dream more than Jettles has been gets fucked in real life. That's crazy. You really need to get on it, Jettles.

That question, Jenna, did my sweet sweet Jenna, do you have a dream with me? You're just a slash best friend, do you? So she's talking about how she was married. She had a beautiful little boy. She had a great job. But something insider was like, I'm not happy. And she's telling us that she didn't even know at that time that women were gay,

because they didn't even have that growing up, like I knew men were gay, but I didn't know women. Okay. You were working at J. Crew and you didn't know there was such a thing as gay women. Now you're giving me phony bullshit vibes. Even you are gonna give me phony bullshit vibes. Don't start this shit with me. Jenna, did you live through the night? Were you with us in the 90s? Did you just skip over the 90s? Did you skip over a little fair?

I'm sorry. So, I've never heard I was running a major fashion brand. In New York City, I had no idea. I've never heard of Lesbian as a before giving a fucking break lady. She, you know, Melissa etharidge worked so hard, okay? Worked so hard. So, she was like, she's like, yeah, like the only person who was like remotely gay and who was like not admit like who was like not a bit not hiding it was Billie Jean King and then everyone's like

I'm sorry who who's Billie Jean King and was like, uh Doesn't sound like a boss bitch New Yorker to me. I was so embarrassed at this part I enjasseler both like who who's that and she's like Billie Jean King I love that song even though Michael Jackson's a little problematic, the song is great. And Jenna's like, I'm well aware that I'm older than these ladies, but like, how do you not know who Billie Jean King is? Like, that's an important one, guys. Come on, come on, guys. Keri Lang is like, um, and how the hell do you not know about me, Jenna Lions? Excuse me. Martin and never to love it. It's like what excuse me ladies

Wronged lesbians So Jenna's like she's like yeah, I just like didn't know like that It wasn't just like you know, I just didn't understand myself. So size like so I'm sorry So did you like come out you like when did you come out and then Jenna's like oh no? I just didn't understand myself. So, I was like, so, I'm sorry. So, did you like come out, you're like, when did you come out and then Jenna's like, oh no, no, I didn't come out myself. That was done for me by The New York Post.

And I was like, lucky, oh my God, did you get so many more followers after that? That's crazy. No, she didn't say that. And Jess was like, I couldn't be. I couldn't. Cause you know inside Jess will inspire her

both like, yeah, score. Like, congratulations. That then you got a whole, you got free press from the New York Post. That's amazing. Oh, yeah. And Jenna tells the story how she was at a person, she was at a person,

she was at a restaurant with somebody and they weren't doing anything. They weren't making Google, they weren't like holding house, but probably were giving each other like Google eyes. But the next thing she knows she's in the office and she remembers hearing her name, Jenna dial 80001. And on the other end of the phone was the head of PR and CEO and they were like the post said, we have information you're seeing a woman, would you like to confirm her tonight? And she just remembers herself being like, confirm.

Even though she hadn't come out to anybody yet, because she didn't, I mean, that does really suck, right? When you're like experimenting, and then you're just forced out of the closet like that. She's like, yeah, it's bullshit. It had been like two or three weeks, and I was kind of forced out, so thanks. Yeah, so she was clearly not happy about that

because she hadn't told anyone her family and she wasn't ready to yet. But she was like really gracious, really grateful for how gracious everyone in the office was. And she was surprised that they were, they took it better than the day that she made everyone wear a khaki for the fifth time, with Friday in a row. No, it was so weird. It was like, we made that announcement.

Everyone in the office knew what lesbianism was, but they still didn't know what khaki was. It's crazy to me. You know that's how the New York Post got its tip. It was a bitter employee who's like, I've worn khaki too many times. I'm taking her down. She's just been following her around. She's like, I've worn khaki too many times. I'm taking her down. She's just been following her around.

She's like, no boss makes us wear khaki this often and less than, less be in. That's, that's the problem. The wait. So Jenna is dating now. So I'm like, oh, well, who's the lucky lady? And Uba's like, oh, she's sitting right here. Right here, I can't get it.

Get it sitting at the northward, you'll find me. I am lucky, this is why I don't drink anything ever. Like, okay. So then, Jen is like, yeah, I've just had so much press that I'm not gonna share that. I'm not sharing that. And they start getting annoyed. So, it's like, well, I wanna know

it's going on with her relationship. Me, she knows my husband. Why can't I know her girlfriend? We're friends. That's what friends do. We know each other spouses. I hope she lets her guard down because that's not cool. Well, first of all, that's your spouse and that's different than someone you're just dating. And also, she's a lot more famous than you. And that's it. Yeah. She's a very nosy. Size that nosy, nosy yenta. That's what I'm starting to realize So the producers like so why do you why do you have to keep their identity secret and Jenna's like well

My life has put me in the public eye for my job and like that's my choice And if someone does not want to be in that with me, then I respect that so just like oh Here's a story that matches my sexy and fun personality. I met my husband Povit through a mutual friend and like we became best friends. We didn't even have a romantic relationship at all. We were just best friends for two years, not having any sort of sexual attraction or chemistry. And we said, you know what? Let's get married. And uh, Aaron's like, well, how long did it last

that you were just friends? And she's like, until my mother came into town and said, that man is completely in love with you. And I'd never looked at him like that. And I said, I don't want him. My mother said, yes, but if they're completely in love with you, they'll occasionally do things for you. I was immediately not in love back,

but married to Poverty. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Povid. And she's like, yeah, I used to give Povid relationship advice on how to date women in New York. I mean, he's such a dork in relationships. I had to whip him into shape. Seren's like, so were you having a lot of sex then? She's like, damn it. How could we keep coming back to this? They really do.

Like everything Jussle says, they're like, say you're still not fucking your husband. Oh, wow. So Jussle got a wedge. Wow, I haven't seen people order a wedge in a long time. Does that make you want to fuck your husband? I know. So Jussle's like, well, it was trusting me out when people asked me, well, when are you going to have kids?

You know, because I had an unidentified fertility object. So I ended up going through five cycles of IVF, and it was brutal. And she talked about how it was taboo in Indian culture, if you can't have a child, it becomes gossip, and you don't wanna become the subject negativity. So clearly, sex for her became associated with a lot of anxiety and stress and pressure. And no

way that this table seems to even realize this? Yeah, it's kind of bizarre reactions to everything Jessel says, really, because she's like, you know, and it became when you're working to have a child, when you're going through fertility treatments, first of all, it's painful, right? And then you're working to have a child, when you're going through fertility treatments, first of all, it's painful, right? And then you're scheduling things all the time. So it's like, you have to have sex. So it's like, oh my God, we have to have sex this many times, we have to have it at this time,

we have to do it right now. And so it became a schedule. And now that she doesn't have a schedule and then Sy goes, oh my God, you just discarded your husband. Maybe he's the one who feels bad. It's like, I don't know. I just don't seem like none of these reactions I feel are fair. And I think Jussles kind of an asshole.

But yeah, can we maybe be on Jussles side? Oh, it's a girls dinner. Let's be on Jussles side a little. So now the girls decide that they want to go to the bathroom. So they're going to go together as a group. And as they're like going to the bathroom, they pass by the kitchen. So it was like, oh, let want to go to the bathroom. So they're going to go together as a group. And as they're going to the bathroom, they pass by the kitchen. So Uba's like, oh, let's say hi to the chef.

So she just walks right into the kitchen. And she's like, oh, hi, hi. Oh, can I try that? Can I try that? She just wants to try food and everything. And everyone's just very embarrassed. And everyone's like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. We're just like real New Yorkers being just wacky and in boss bitches. We're just walking to rooms and

take charge, but maybe too much. Am I right? Come on, Uba, get out of here. So then Uba goes to the pantry because it's on the way to the bathroom. And she's like, oh my God, this is what I make my rice and beans with. It's just coconut milk, but you want to make sure it's unsweeted. And I'm going to take this sweet to me. And they're like, please don't. I know I'm taking it. It's coconut milk. Where else can you get this?

It was like, it kind of reminded me of, I'm really trying, I'm not trying to compare to the old cast, but it did remind me of when Sonia Morgan and the last season, I think was it last season or when they were in Salem or the season before, when she just like walked out of a restaurant with her, it was last season she walked out of a restaurant with like a glass of wine and then she just had the glass of wine on the street and then drank it through her mask. It was sort of like that thing like Sony just takes things out of restaurants but this

felt a little bit more like trying to be that and I was like, oh, Uba please don't do these things. I want to love you more. So it was like, well, a meal here is very expensive. So if I need a coconut milk, I take the coconut milk. And she's like, if they don't want you to take their stuff, they shouldn't put it on the way to the bathroom. So then back at the table, Jenna has been left with her sister, Jessel. And she's like, Oh, my God, thank God they're coming back. I can hear them cackles. Oh God, that was great.

I'm like, really? So you don't want to try to guess my favorite color again. One more guess. So Ubas like, hello, back. Oh, look, Jessal, look what I got for you. And she's put the coconut can like in her pants. It looks like a boner. And it was like, it's coconut milk from the kitchen.

And Jesser's like, you are in the kitchen, like my mother. I mean, our mother, Jenna. Can you not put this, can you not put this by where I'm sitting and so they don't think what I did it. I'm trying to maintain a sexy and fun image, not a loss in the image, Please, thank you very much. And so I was like, oh my God, listen, waitress lady, would you just please take

this back to the kitchen and bring Jessal some dick because she needs it? She hasn't had sex in months. A year. So back at the house, they're all going to try and delong the way that Jenna gave them. And it's raining outside. And I swear to you, they get out of the car and they go, oh my God, it's raining. And then they walk in and they're, oh my God, I'm getting wet.

I'm gonna get closer to the house, which is by the way, six feet away. And they're like, oh my God, I'm wet, it's raining outside. And Jessica goes, I'm like, sigh, literally, my hair is fucked up right now, I've got fucked up hair. I'm like, you're in a ponytail, you're in a ponytail. So then they go in and Aaron's drunk. And so she's like doing handstands on the wall

and Jenna's helping her and start, like, I don't know, she's falling all over. And then Jessel calls Povett. She's like, oh, thank God. My rock and a storm and my rock, I mean, you fucking moron. My belt almost crashed into you and saying, God, that felt good to say. Povoverty I wish I was there with you darling so I could

look into your eyes and not fuck you right now. So crazy too. It's like not at all honey. God. Now I'm not sure I haven't seen any photographic evidence of this but I can probably say with a thoughter you have moved the stool back into the foyer. Could you please return the stool to the living world belongs? Thank you so much, Puffett. So they all start trying on their lingerie and Uber's like, what am I? Grandma? This is Grandma lingerie and she comes out and it's a gorgeous.

It is not, I don't know what kind of gramps she, they probably do have a grandma that's stunning. Don't think. Because it's Chanel and Uba. Her grandma is probably a fucking stunner who could wear this. But yeah, she looks gorgeous. And Jess was like, Jam sister, I like it. I like it a lot. Yes, sister.

Jam sister. Hmm. So, uh, size of course taking pictures for the gram in her launch array. And then, uh, it was like, I take it back. I love it after all. And so they're hugging Jenna and saying, thank you. And then we see Juss on just, I can't believe it.

I got a size large. And then Juss will come in here because anyone who thinks this is sexy is crazy. I look like Christmas tree. I'm a goddamn Christmas tree is what I am. You know what? I look like Christmas tree. I'm a goddamn Christmas tree is what I am You know what my Christmas tree in February because pavits too lazy to take the goddamn thing down to the curb Which is where I should have left him years ago. I hate this. Hey, everybody here. Hi Christmas I just the fabric just out of the heap it looks triangular. I look like I look like just stupid shape, a shape that you can't fit a square peg into.

And she tells us, and it's large! I mean, you want to see that, you don't want to see that large where you want to see excess or S, or something that just says, made for people with sexy and fun Instagrams. So, she was right. This is not the best looking thing. No, but it was still like, it's still a gift. You just say that. You just say it didn't fit and then put on the other gift you were given pajamas, soaked pajamas. Like, why does it need to be this? But we see what a little fucking Brad Jussle is. We know, we've seen it already, but we get official, like, Willy Wonka confirmation, like, I want an impalumpan now, daddy.

Speaking of, why would you buy me linger a ray for an Impalumpa? Is that what I look like to you? Yeah, she is not a happy camper and she's like so unhappy that she cannot maintain the fake facade that she's been keeping up. So Aaron's like, she's like, I mean, she's going on and on about how ugly the garment is

and it's like not that bad. She's being a huge bitch and not in the boss fashion. Just no fucking clue. And that's the weirdest part. Yeah, and Jenna's like, there doesn't seem to be any connection to what she's saying. I might really be rude and offensive

and I'm completely dumbfounded actually. So I mean, I don't know. I mean, is it offensive to give small women large clothes? I don't know how part of me thinks that Jenna's like fucking with them you know and Jenna's like upset and Well, she's sort of like telling us she's upset right and size like I can see in Jenna's face that she's horrified Okay, it's like someone walking by my house in Brooklyn and looking in and not seeing a box of hella fresh. They'd be horrified. But at the same time, Jenna doesn't have enough balls to say, hey, can you guys stop?

If I were in Jenna's shoes, I'd be like, bitches, give me back my shit. And Jettel's like, this is hideous. I would never wear this by the way. I can't believe this. So she's like stomping around my house. And that was the end of the house. And that was the end of the episode. And that was the end.

And I have to say, I'm still in support of this show. I, this was not as good as a season premiere, you know, and I know they can't all be. I get that at season one. I will say though, Brin comes back next week and the preview was even more exciting than the rest of this entire episode. So we learned our lesson, bring Brin back.

Okay. Welcome by us. Looking forward to seeing how this cast continues to gel. So we'll see how that goes. All right everybody, thanks so much for being with us. Bye. On the video, YouTube, Patreon, we'd love you guys. We'll talk to you next time.

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