Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Angel Balls of Steel

Episode Date: April 26, 2019

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Hello, and welcome to Watch What Krabbit! The podcast about all that Krabbit we just love to talk about on Ye-O, Baravs. I'm Ronnie Caram. I'm also on the wristpricks, Vler Rist podcast, which comes back next month. And here I am with the gorgeous talented, hot and follicle containing Mr. Ben Mandelker, the real house series of kitchen island cartoon series on YouTube. Go look at it, everybody. Hi, Ben. Hi. I have follicles for now, but they are rapidly decreasing

in numbers. I will tell you that. There's an inverse proportion of the amount of follicles I have and fat cells I'm gaining. I'll put it that way. Then how's everything going today, huh? You know, I feel alive and refreshed. I went and saw Fidler on the roof last night,

which feels appropriate to mention on a real housewives of New York recap because it's like theater and Jewishy and that's like the roots of real housewives of New York. And I just, I felt, I was thinking about you actually a lot of it, Ronny, because you said that you were in Fidler on the roof when you were at the jupiter theater right

i didn't do it there but i did it as a teenager at the union dinner theater and i'll pass the taxes i'll get you to have all of us the union dinner theater which role did you play i was just in the chorus okay you're not just in the chorus let me let me rephrase that i just in the chorus. Let me let me rephrase that. I was in the ensemble of proudly a member of the Anatovka community

Yeah, I was thinking about you. I was trying to imagine what role you might have had I in my mind I thought you were tevja. I think you're such a tevja. I think that in the in modern day. Yeah, I'm like a tevja Gait tevja Very playing tevja. A gay tevja. Um, very playing tevja. I would see that. I'm a cross. I'm across between tevja and, um, the matchmaker Yenta. Yeah.

Yeah, perfect. That's perfect. Well, yeah. So I finally saw for the first time in my life. It made a Jewish, um, right of passage. And I'm only mentioning it because sometimes I just get excited about things that happen in my life and I wanna share them on the podcast, even if they are like tenuously connected. And I will say this, I have never before in my life

seen lights come on for intermission and seen such a stampede of people go to the bathrooms. It's like, you know, when you go to a show that attracts a lot of old people and you have them sit for two hours. Wow, it was it was like Black Friday, but like tepia version and a tepia version. Yeah, like discount P. I mean, it was like, it was like, whoa, it's like, it's warm. It's up and out of their seats and folding for the doors. They're like, that's nice. Glad they got married.

Got a P. Oh, man, well, I love some Fiddler on the roof and we've sung many of those songs, you know, as Luanne on this show. So it's nice to see you come full circle. I'll probably incorporate several, several songs in today's episode just because it's top of mind, you know, a blessing on your cabaret, Mazel Tom, Mazel Tom. Ramona, Ramona, have I got a man for you? Mazel Tom Ramona Ramona have I got a man for you He's handsome. He's tall and he's been married to you If he is short man, it's all man, you know, no Name is very yo

Well everybody some quick shilling to get out of the way before we start this b- come to our live shows we are doing orange counting next month in Irvine we're gonna be recapping the first episode of the season of Southern Chong and then after that we're going to Portland I mean not Portland sorry we just went there we're going to Baltimore, Pittsburgh, um, you've land Minneapolis Milwaukee Nashville. I mean, there's so much go to watch it crapens.com for ticket links and that's also where you will find shirt links for our new. Right for slunch and dinner and straight to the Rose A merch, which will be available for the month. You can get

your summer shirts ready to go. Okay. Yeah. And by the way, if you're wondering, where is that summer house recap? That's tomorrow, we do that on Fridays, generally. So that's the part. Yeah, so I'd like to see people so excited for summer house. They're really excited. You know, it's so funny, because there's only a few weeks ago,

people were like, ugh, I can't believe you're doing summer house in Phoenix. And it was like, it was like a turning point, because then after that, people are like, where is the summer house recap? Where is the summer house recap? It's kind of amazing how that like turned around so quickly i was summer house you see people just need good intelligent content

he oh yeah thank you thank you you figured it out you figured it out i was wondering like why what do people need they need intelligent content like summer house yeah i was speaking of intelligent. I don't know how intelligent Real housewives of New York City is as far as content, but God damn this shows good Yeah, I was cracking up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up and get to the big page six fight, but I think there will be a for sure, comparing contrast element to real house as a Beverly Hills when it comes to that moment, right? Oh yeah, that page six story. Oh yeah, because there's not even any doubt

of who planted it. It's not even a question. But just the way it's all handled, the way it's addressed like everything. It's just such a comparing contrast. Why this show is just so excellent. Yes. So we open up with a very good, a very good example of why this show is so good. Bethany is picking up Sonya and she's parked on the street going.

Hey, mommy. Hey, mommy. Hey, Hucker. Hey, Hucker. Hey, stupid slut face. Hey, hey, walking for China. Hey, hey, hey, Diana, like big napkin lady. Okay, what's what? Morgan, Morgan. Um, I'm just gonna have to pass it to you. That's right now, that's you Morgan. Let us. And Sonia is just looking around, trying to see who's heckling her. And she is so happy. The look on her face, or cat calling her, I should say, the look on her face is just pure bliss. Like, yeah, this is how Sonia dreams, you

know, some of us dream of flying Sona Dreams of just walking down the street and having construction workers sexually harass her. Absolutely. She's walking down that street like she is in the music video for who's that later. That was my Wawa guitar. She is like, I mean, she is. I'm not even sure if that song even has a Wawa guitar, but in our remix and the crap and three makes it does. But that was her. She's like, walk it down like, yeah, lady in the city coming through, you know, yeah.

She's very liberated from those Morgan letters. Exactly. And the best part is, the best part is that when Bethany's like, Hey, mommy, hey, mommy, mama, mama, mama, mama. Like she doesn't hear it. But the moment she says hooker, somebody's like, yes, someone call me. And somebody's like, well, it's just like every day a person calling you a hooker again.

And Bethany's like, all right, give me a hand, give me a hand, give me a hand. All right, all right, just someone in here. All right, look at that, this is Albi. You know Albi? Look at Albi. Look, that's Albi here. Give me a camera. Kevin number two, Albi. Yeah, it's in here. All right, look at that. This is Albee. You know, Albee? Look at Albee. Look, that's Albee here. Give me a camera.

Give me a camera. Kevin number two. Albee. Yeah. It's Albee. Not Albee, Manto. And that'd be funny. Albee Manto is not him.

Okay, stop laughing. Don't joke. Hey, you know, Sonia. Sonia, you know, Albee. Albee, you know, Sonia. Sonia, Sonia. You know, Albee. He's like, yeah, I know her.

Yeah, she's like, you do. Oh, Sonia. Yeah. So they're laughing about like last night and because the night before was when Bethany had her like dinner party and everything when they're playing Chuthard Dare. And Sonia was like, Albi, she was, Bethany was kissing a girl last night. I mean, I wouldn't care, but it was Barbara. She was smelling, she was kissing a woman that smells like coke You ever you ever imagine what it would look like to see a woman make out with an oversized piece of ZD Hey, have you ever wonder if Hagrid from Harry Potter found love?

He did for one night and I like how Bethany's putting it all out there. She's like yeah, it was so weird like like last night You know having everyone at my house like that was crazy, it was so weird. Like, like, my site, you know, having everyone at my house, like, it was crazy. Like, it was so weird having everyone touch everything in my apartment. And then the wheels came off. I'm like, having everyone touch everything. Yeah. Well, I think she was saying that like at first it was awkward

and no one wanted to touch anything because it was like, stilted and then like the wheels came off because someone probably touched a wheel. And a literal wheel of wheel that's hanging on the wall. Yeah, exactly. So then they start talking about tinsley and her relationship and her sort of melt down at the party. And so it was just like, users get used and Bethany is like, well, you know what? Matter of money and you'll pay for the rest of your life.

And so he is like, yeah, that's it. That's what my mom always said. Users get used. Yeah, that's it. That's what my mom always said users get use I'm like you married a billionaire 90,000 years old What because of his wonderful personality Sonia come on My mom always said you married for money You're gonna pay the rest of your life and beyond several boards and be in Santa Ana and have a Nigerian soccer team with friends of yours. And you don't touch the market.

Let us. You're going to pay for the rest of your life for cleaning of cloth footed furniture. You're going to pay for the rest of your life for towels to hang as your drapes in your new apartment. So she tells us, Tennessee is using Scott to get on her feet. And he's using her for a pretty girl on his arm to travel with and to party with there. Like there, he said it. There,

bombshell has never happened before Manhattan or with these women. Yeah, or with so, or with you. Yeah. Or with Sonia, who last season was fucking like a 90 year old because he liked her big napkins and owned a bread place in Hoboken. Yeah. Seriously, Rocco. So Bethany is still like, I think she's like really enjoying her moment of lesbian chic,

right? Because she's like, I mean like, you know what? Like last night, like I kissed a girl for the first time. Okay. And like, she can't even call a boyfriend. Like, do you have a lot of anxiety? I mean, like, who can't call the boyfriend? And like, I kissed a girl. I kissed a girl for the first time okay, and like she can't even call her boyfriend Like do you know that I'm saying the disparity? I mean like who can't call the boyfriend and like I kiss the girl I kiss the girl okay her shirt red lips. Okay, I guess girl

That's not the first time in your life that you've kissed a girl ma'am Yeah, she like she can't call her boyfriend. It's then you guys the whole thing is a facade Okay, but it's like yeah, yeah, I'm seeing that now. I've got all right. I'll be where we're going Where we going? I don't like I'm seeing that now. All right, Abby, where we going? Where we going? I'm like, oh my god, we're going to come. Yeah, I'm just crazy. I had to ask that. What is that? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, down on the mouth like five times over okay, and put you seconds, okay? So then Sonya's like we're going to see my friend hunt

He's a good friend. I have many of his pieces because I was collecting them where I could afford to and this explains where her rabbit Picture came from the bunny rape scene from the favorite Actually, we got several messages about that. They were like that's a hunts slaughtering and whatever But I didn't I forgot about it. I pushed that up my mind. And then you're right. That is where she got that money thing. Yeah, her pink bunny picture. Which is still the way it's turned to fall the film. Oh, they pretended. Do it. My favorite though is that once Bethany and Sonia, once Albi takes them through the tunnel. And by the way, he's looking in his GPS at his in his crotch.

Like he has like Google maps on, but it's like in between his legs. I'm like Bethany, can you just like give this poor guy an iPhone holder? I mean, he's your driver. Come on. Throw like $10 at it. So of course I'm like gonna notice that.

I don't know why. This is where my mind goes. I'm like, I can't believe he's looking at ways in between his legs. Shannon Bdore, safety, fuses. So anyways, they come through the tunnel and they're like basically, you know, they're in like suburban part of the boroughs and they're like, oh my god, like Costco. But it's like, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, I mean, I don't think anyone really appreciated the outfit that I was wearing. Just goes to show you how to wear a Giovanni. All times.

Well, now that we've talked about alcoholism in your family, let's go to the Juan Valdez Cafe. This is like, yeah, I was interesting. I mean, I guess for the first time, I mean, it was fine. It was fine. It was good. And I'm like, well, how do you feel about your first meeting? I'll never forget mine.

It was, it was a Saturday night night and I wasn't prepared to perform and they said, who are you? And I said, hello, my name is Miranda Lissets. Say, little, little, little, little. That's not a meeting. It's like Lou's going to get thrown in jail because she's just considering everything a meeting, you know. I know everything or performance

Either way it goes both ways she thinks meetings are performances and performances are meetings She's like I was there to talk about my history of alcoholism Part of this is taking responsibility and I would like to apologize just kidding. I never apologize for being privileged kidding. I never apologize for being privileged. So tenslies. So they're at the Wondwald desk, a and like they've gotten their coffees. Luanna's back on that hot coffee train after her momentary laps last season with Carol where she like went into the wild world of iced coffee. So she back in hot coffee. She didn't know what coffee was. She's like, oh, that coffee. So she's back in the hot coffee. She didn't know what coffee was. She's like, Oh, that coffee. Could you put that on ice? Hmm. So I'll have some of that coffee. I prefer

the Tito's beans. Do you have this? Yeah. So they get coffee and then just watching Luan, now is where we get to see how Luan is at that little section where you put stuff in your coffee. Yeah, because tinsley, we should also point out, the WAN is trying to add Splenda and different things into her coffee, try to like, just shut up, you know, because life is a cabaret, especially when it comes to artificial sweeteners. And tinsley, meanwhile, is like, sort of sharing your heart she's like oh well it was hard you know because like it was weird I don't like to talk but like you know it was like I had to talk and you know I have a lot of anger and embarrassment or my dad my father I guess it's a Caesar whatever

hmm and the way look at me shaking a tin cup who do I gotta sing for it to get some cinnamon in this thing am I right I mean why do you just have an empty tin cup? I mean, what are we like? Beggars? No. Put something in here, goddamnit. I'm sorry, you were saying something, Dinsley. Look at me shaking this can't.

It's a hard knock life for us. All right, Tinsley, what were you saying? Attica. Attica. Attica. I actually have an attic in my new roundhouse around attic Someday he'll come along the cinnamon I mean what kind of hint do you people need

Cinnamon cinnamon Cinnamon Cinnamon I'm just pouring out my heart no big deal Sit em on. No, I'm just pouring out my heart no big deal. One belt, that's one belt, that's by me some cinnamon. Make me some cinnamon to put in my coffee. Cinnamon, cinnamon, cinnamon. No.

Is this the little cinnamon I wanted? Is this the coffee that needs seasoning? She's like, well, sorry about that. Sorry to ignore you, Tinsley, but the people need them music And since he's like, oh, you know, I mean, I mean, you know, I was hard and I'm sad and then you know You you keep tricking me me, and so I have been in house with my dad, and all girls, like, oh God, triggering, huh? Is that what happened at Bethany's? What was up with that? What happened there? Am I right, everyone? Am I right? I'm gonna assess what happened at Bethany's if I may. May I? Here's how the news looks at it.

Here's how the new looks at it. Oh, um, she's like, let me try at least. Yeah, the denial of Cabaret's singer ever. Wisdom and assessment. You're stuck between rock and hard place, Tinsy. She's there. You're here. Scots over there. You're in this city.

You're on a high wire act, you know. Which was upon, by the way, I'm showing that I do pay attention.'re doing some sort of circus bullshit right high wire Tense is like oh my God, I'm really comfortable me being this person, you know this person of the public life He didn't know he was gonna date someone who hosted dog events. It's very difficult You know I host dog events. I'm gonna be at the circus. That's not what he signed up for. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo She's like, no, we're officially broken up. Louis, I was like, excuse me, you're broken up. This should have been the headline story. You're bearing the lead. I mean, well, more like the below the fold headline, because obviously the top headline is,

Countess and friends selling out across the country. You don't wait to sing the 11 o'clock number in the curtain call, Tancy. It's like opening the show with a lesser song like Girl Code. You just don't do it. So she's like, yeah, because, you know, after Bethamy's, I thought maybe I should call Scott because he would have been a barricade if I called him and I thought maybe that is crazy.

So I said, Scott, I need you. They stressed me out. I need you to come here. And he was like, no, I'm busy. So that's how she wrote. I was like, oh God. So this is basically a three-minute breakup. And I don't even know that I believe that she broke up. I think she's trying to just get them off her ass. Maybe I hope that she broke up and not that he is such a bad guy, but this isn't like a power imbalance in the relationship. So Tensy is like, oh, I feel stranger relieved andaved. And Luanne's like, I feel relieved for you. For you.

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm relieved that I just sold out another show. That's what I'm relieved about. Never mind. Oh, good. You got my cinnamon. And so, Tinsy tells us, you know, she's tried it. And she's tried it. And she's tried it.

But she has to move on. But I still don't believe. Well, maybe she also like, maybe she also didn't break up with him, but it's telling everyone she broke up with them. I guess is that what you were saying to get them all to shut up? Yes. Or they got like some little argument. She's like, that we're done. And then, you know, two days later, they're back together again. Yeah. Yeah. She's one of those friends that's breaking up with her boyfriend all the time. And then she calls you crying at two in the morning and you answer the phone and you talk her through it till like six. But then like the next day she's back together with him. And you kind of forgive that. But then it happens again

the next week and then two days later. And then one and then it's all day every day. She also has like strong wasp bones in her which makes me think that she is just handling it in stride like like a standard Mary Tyler Moore in ordinary people and she's gonna have a breakdown because we did see in the original trailer which I'm not even talking about this. The mid-season trailer at the end of this episode is to die for but the original the original season trailer there was a sh there was like a scene of Tinsley and her circus makeup going, I'm miserable, I'm fucking miserable. So I think that maybe she's holding it all in and it's all going to come out, you know,

due to the passion of the trapeze. Yeah, the passion of the trapeze. Swinging back and it holding onto nothing. It's good song. So back in the car with Sonia Bethany. Oh no, actually now there is another Brooklyn. Yeah, so another at this big art place. Art place. I'm very-

I'm blown up studio. Yeah, I'm very, very educated guys. There's an art place. It's a warehouse. Sonia's like, oh, hot. This is hot place. I just feel so guilty because he's been here a year and I haven't even come.

Everybody who's anybody has been here. It's like, okay, Sonny. That's relaxed, let's relax. So they get in there and he's there. He's just like an old queen, you know, who talks in like a monotone. You know, there's certain queens that speak in monotone and it's like devastating, you know, he's like Oh good to see you

Like what what is your family? How where's that name come from? This crazy. Thank you for having it This place to believe you oh my god so much property. You want to flip this? You want to flip this? And there's all these birds everywhere everywhere Yeah, and cages and bunnies Well the bunnies are the paintings and the birds are the animals Right they have live bunnies, too. No, no, they're just just painted bunnies and but he's like what's the deal with all the rabbits like wow the rabbits He's like well I'm the son of the rabbit. Okay. I used to be in the birds, but I mean, I guess I'm wherever rabbits. I Chinese zodiac and all that.

She goes, yeah, but then it goes by here. He's like, yeah, she goes, oh, well then I'm a talk. I'm a talk. And so he goes, I'm a rabbit too. I'm here of the slut and I own that. I'm here of the mommy slut or face. So, Sonia, Sonia who is like trying, by the way, Sonia who has just come off of the, you don't fuck, you don't touch the fucking Morgan letters.

She goes right up to one of his paintings and puts her fingers on and is like touching it. And she goes, what do you call this texture? Is it gru-gru-yell, gru-gru-gru? And he's like, I call it crosshatching. Yeah, yeah, that. Crosshatching, right. Oh my god, look at this fabric. I need this in my apartment. Yeah, yeah, that's right

And then he's like, ah, like look here's a picture of you. I'm a table Picture Here look, please looking at the art It's true. I did have my picture taken. And so then Bethany sees a picture of Tinsley on the table. Oh my god. Oh my god. Tinsley. Tinsley. Oh my god. Oh my god. Like this is real. This is really real. This is like, like this is what Tinsley's life was before she turned into a pumpkin. So mean. Yeah. She had a bunch of shots for jail time and she would love to be a part of that world again. Bethany. Have you watched this show? I love that Beth me is just figuring out everybody's personality today. Because then she figures out Sonya the next five minutes too.

It is kind of funny though. I mean, Tinsley Mortimer was like in the mid-Auts, she was like the parasilton of New York, you know, like that she got name checked on Gossip Girl and did a cameo there. But like the fact that she was even referenced in Gossip Girl was like to give some legitimacy to like those characters that they were living in New York city, you know. And like now that she's like the punching bag of all these women. And she's like the lowest on the Dota bowl. And then she's just sort of like, you know, I don't want to say she's pathetic, but like she's sort of her her sort of like character is pathetic in this, you know. It don't want to say she's pathetic, but like she's sort of her sort of like character

is pathetic in this, you know, it's kind of amazing. There's like total about face that's happened with her. Yeah. So we hear the birds are like, what? What? And it's Sonya goes, what? It starts talking back to the birds, which I think only Sonya can pull that off. talking back to the birds, which I think only Sonya can pull that off. Which is like, they know my music. So, um, yeah, but he's like, Jesus Christ, what's going on in here? You know, the birds, I mean, like, the birds are not don't sound that different from Bethany on a bad day. Yeah, basically, it's like 9,000 Bethanys in one.

Yeah. So she's like, oh my God, totally normal. Let me take pictures of this totally normal circumstance. Okay. And hunt is like, um,, this is Bernardette and me, Bernardette Peter. She played my cousin in the movie Slaves of New York and definitely sent it back right away.

Oh my god, oh my god, it's a bird. Hey, bird. All right, you're on this screen, love now. What do you want to say? What do you want to say? Yeah, and so just like, everyone loves birdette Peter's. At least all the boys do. I'm like the two conversations that are happening here are so amazing.

And the fact that Burned at Peters has now like, she has been like summoned into the scene. I mean, it's just, it's just. It's a very Broadway day, day, day. So then all the, all the birds are like cat calling. They're, they're doing that whole thing, which is like a good call back to the opening scene. It's like, oh my god. It's like, he's like a construction work over here. You know what, what's he gonna do? Like roll down a window when his, uh, in his SUV and have Kevin come drive him up? I mean, Albee, I mean, I mean, what's going on with this bird? I mean, right?

Eh, Bethany Bird? I mean, everyone's acting like this is just like totally fucking normal. Okay? Like, this crazy. It's like pictures of by these emperors that whistle-dixie you and want to fuck you at the same time. Like, is that normal? Seriously? Literally? Seriously? Seriously? Literally? Seriously? I'm on five of them.

I'm on five of them right now. That's like, don't grab them riled up. Check. Oh my god. Get rid of that. Jump around. Jump around. Jump around. How's the pain?

The conversion. I just wanted Beth me to leave in those birds to be going. Literally? Seriously? Literally? Seriously? No. I just wanted Bethany to leave in those birds to be going literally That's probably what I want was like don't roll them up because he's like I don't want this. Oh great Great they're all over like car car. What's about it? Go what's going on? Car car. What's about it? What's car? Car car. What's going on? What's happening? So he's like you want to try on these faz hats?

Sonia member these? Oh, yes. That's I'm a patron of the arts since they try a lot and the Beth me tells us Sonia has never been born from working to meet them today Like now I can picture her sitting with the owner helps me to catch some of the five million dollars to like seriously it legitimizes their stories Yeah Beth me's like paying attention to other people for the first time in her life. I know, so you gotta take her out of Manhattan. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life.

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So now that speaking of which, we now go to the big Apple circus, from one circus to another and Tinsy and Durinda walk up, Tinsy is going to have like her orientation of some sort or whatever and she tells us this whole story of like, oh, and when I was a kid, every year we'd visit me or I could even go to the circus. Oh! As a child, I have to say something. As a kid, I was definitely afraid of the circus. And I refused to go mainly because it was the shooting people out of a cannon. I was scared of the loud noise. And therefore, I did not ever want to go to the circus. Um, I like the circus, but I really did not like the poop smell.

It reminded me of the rodeo, like it triggered rodeo memories because then like totally smells like poop. And the rodeo is like really manly people like, yeah, get kicked off that boot or whatever it is. So I was always kind of triggered. Yeah. So, uh, so Tinsley's like very excited about her gig hosting a night at the Big Apple Circus. She's like, no, then we'll be at best. I guess Ringmaster

it means I'm back in New York and I'm back in the police. I want to be. Like, like, I didn't realize that that was a qualification to be back in high society in New York was being a ringmaster for a night. And Susanna from brand development. It's like hello, I'm Susanna from brand development. What are you doing, Susanna? What exactly are you going for right now? I don't know that circus has had brand development.

I thought they just had like popcorn and throwing knives. Yeah. They're trying to get like every 40 something like confused woman in New York to come to the circus. Like what are you developing exactly? OK, so Tinsley, what we're going to do is we're going to put you on a motorcycle and you're just going to ride around in this sphere

for the next minute and try not to get yourself thrown off it. Okay great. And the renders like I'm super jealous. I should be in the circuit. Have you seen me, Client John? You're amazing. You know, it's a strength. I would also be willing to participate in a Gallipagos Travels reboot. I'd be the little patient. I see a client. I, I just think it's giant. I have to big ZB night.

You're in shame. Yeah, so, uh, Durinda is like really having some circus film. Oh, she's already posturing to take over this gig next year. And, um, she's like, yeah, I wish I were a happy artist. I do know how to fly through the air with the greatest TVs. I mean, I feel like the torrent of flying through the air. Well, first of all, I think anyone can fly through the air with the greatest TVs.

There's nothing to support you. But I just imagine her full on ragdoll physics, like arms and legs what waving So she's like hey what's your name up there? I'm not there like and Shoshana's like that's a mad. He's our trapeze artist Hey, I'm in yeah, hey show me a one two, all right? Tell me when you do in the ones I'm gonna take a picture of you And you two one good guy with big check all right, I'm gonna climb up there can I go up there? She's Shannon Yeah, so during the just climbs up this rope ladder and then she gets the taxi

And she's on is like I give her two seconds And Shishana's like, I give her two seconds. I'm not that trapped because I'm like, God, Shishana. We've done some focus groups at the big Apple brand development corner. And we've found that most middle-aged women who don't know what they're doing can only last about two seconds on the trapeze. Yeah, if I was going to paint an elephant with Durenda's brand at this circus, it would be the faller. I'm saying that right now. Like Shishana's all busy at the bottom of the ladder. She's like projecting a PowerPoint presentation onto Durinda's forehead up on the trapeze. Here we go. Yes, I'm good. This is your Durinda on drugs. Splat, that's all I'm saying.

This is your brain on a brand program. So Durinda's's all I'm saying. This is your brain on a brand program. So during this, like, I'm coming. I'm coming. You really are. Okay, Duranda, she's subscribed. Can so much just rope her up there. No, there's a lot of build up. A lot of build up. And then she finally does it. And she like swings. And she just sort of like, she's like a, she's like a big earring, just dangling, you know. Yeah. And she holds on for a long time. She's got a lot of strength. And I was like, take that. Shishana. Yeah. Shishana. You sure put the, you sure put the shush and Shishana. Maraka. seriously. It's called get some hot oil in your hair Shoshana It's called quiet Shana. Yeah quiet fake Deborah messing

So then it's tensile is turned and of course I don't know if I can do this. Oh, it's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. I was here when I was in CHI. Oh my god, that's gonna make me cry. Sorry. This is the lot.

I wish she said it's crying up there. And then she tells like a really interesting story. She's like, it's just cool. It's just cool. And dad would be like, it's cool. It's just cool. It's cool. It's cool. So I like, it's cool! It's cool! So I'm like, here's how you do it and Durand is making music. She's like, tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt So, no, are you doing family times? That's fax of laughter. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da So intensely is scared, you know, and crying, but she does it and then she hangs on for a long time too and Tim's like, oh my god

He's my new calling AKA my first calling Nothing's ever called me before this feels weird Okay, now every time she sees a trap beach is gonna fall apart on the floor Now every time she sees a trap beach is gonna fall apart on the floor. She's gonna get a knock on the door and it'll be a trap he is with flowers. So Shoshana's like, well, I guess I lost the office pool. All right, Tenzie. Well, you're obviously not afraid of heights. So we're gonna bring you down in this Lyra hoop.

And she's like, what? I'm back! I, back, New York. Dale shows up. Tinslayer. I'm so surprised at how well you did on that trapeze. You know, Toppers Wife can't even do the trapeze, but that's because she's so busy, tender to her baby.

Look at that. Toppers Wife is over there doing a back band with a little person balancing on a forehead. Um, Shashana, do you have a struggle bus for Tinselid right in here? I wonder how many Toppers' wives can come out of that clown car, probably. Way more than you could imagine considering how thin she is these days. Wow, she looks great. Figures she'd be doing a circus right after they made a movie about her. It's called Dumboo and my Rochester son

Except this mother's only too happy to say good about her child, so So mean so mean tinsley you're not dumb, though. And dumb, though is a great story anyway. You know, you say it fake. They'll set it fake. They'll set it. Yeah. Well, Dinsley probably is like trying to fly. I thought you could fly when you did this. So Ramona and Sonia being the sensitive Charming really good friends that they are take ludobar. Yeah, for ladies and I, Ramona, Ramona is really excited. She's like, whoa, I got you both here to the upper east side. It's my local one. Okay. It's like a lot of ghost here, because that's wanted with me. Ghost is the past. Whoa. I've been here so many times I get thrown

out before I even get thrown out. And we're gonna say guys ever seen the show cheers. Okay, let's see what it is Yeah, you know that show cheers ever did you run to ever sing that song to you? You know when her dad away when she goes I Can't remember the truth in song. I'm sorry everyone We have a buddy Um, everybody knows. Whoa, you have to see that show cheers with this like a tall glass and then a short glass and then a glass that everyone knows their name and the people get the glass, they go, boom, it would be really nice if Shelley Lawden could be the new real house house of New York by the way. I will probably be here for that

We are I mean we are like the real house house franchise is technically connected to Cheers via Camille grammar, you know, so we could get there. We could get there Yeah, make it work make it work baby ball. Okay, so they go into the tea bar Okay, and the Ramona pulls her a munch. The hey Potentill lady is probably older than me Okay, uh in large glass. Can I model me? Tito ice Then ice then Tito's then a layer of muddled me then more ice then Tito's months. And suddenly goes, so a vodka soda.

That's what she wants. What is this? A menu? The man's already very certainly because when Ramona introduced Luana to the bartender, she's like, this is my friend Luana. And then he goes, how are you? Don't care.

Don't talk to the help. I think I feel like we've been here before. I feel like we've met Roquia the bartender before. I feel like actually was Roquea in that famous episode where Ramona did like come up with her three-glass theory. I feel like no, but Ramona's changing it. The muddled mint is new and it figures that Ramona would make a vodka soda. Like the easiest drink in the world, she'd make it the biggest pain in the ashy possibly can You know, I'm a little mint your vodka soda bitch

Crazy So the man's like oh have a mocktail Something light and fizzy and perhaps has alcohol on it. Mm-hmm. Yeah, sort of like how tinsel is gonna be a Pretend circus person cheer about that girl's oh My goodness, I mean fire me out of a cannon and shoot me right into my roundhouse and upset cuz I won't be there So, um, of course any bar that they go to they've got lucharest men coming up to them Yeah, and so the first one is Michael aka Henry Winkler

Wasp Henry Winkler. Oh. Waspy Henry Winkler. So he's like, ah, don't disparage Henry Winkler like this. Sorry. Well, I'm sorry. I can't help it. What goes on in T-Baw stays in T-Baw. Oh my god.

Did I tell you what happened in T-Baw? It's like Ramona doesn't know how to do it. I'm actually so happy that we have T-Baw because since Butyke closed, I mean, what do we have, you know, so now we have T-Bar. So T-Bar, welcome to the lore. Welcome to the canon. Yeah. Butyke may have closed, but as long as there's old horny ladies, they will always be a baseball

field. They will always be a field of dreams for them. I feel like I want to look up what a T-bar is. I feel like a T-bar is, I thought it was that thing that like, it's you up on a ski slope, but I think that's a J-bar. I don't know. I'm looking up to see what a T-bar is.

I don't know, so I'm saying anything. I don't think it's anything. It's like, hey, you're the Fiskie left. Oh, it is the Fiskie left. I'm gonna fix the car and either T-bar. It is a ski left sort of thing. Okay, so it's like All right, so it's a it's a bar. That's like a pawn on ski lifts, which makes no sense great

Yeah, look for old rich men there. You put it between your legs and it takes to the higher places Michael comes up and he says- I go and send Ronnie a virtual hug. So, Michael comes up and he's basically like the male carol. He's like, BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

The man's like, Oh, well everybody loves Michael. He's an upper-east side, thick kind of a fixture. He's Hanson, he loves to flirt, and he's a lot of fun. Can't you tell by his sort of vaguely Vincent Garber vampire style? And then can't you tell by his tearion from Game of Thrones look? So Lewand's like, well there's a blast from the past. And some just like, oh my god, Lewand, did you sleep with him because you got beat red and Michael's like listen

With just friends honey Yeah, cuz when the wind says there's a blast in the past and it goes well you must have really gotten blasted Because you're trying to rap so the land's like well we never had sex right Michael right no stop winking Just say right say right say yes. yes, we'd never had sex, right? Yeah, but just friends. And so he gets, well, we've never had sex. I'll tell you that much. I'm a lady.

He respects me. I mean, he would marry me. The old ones you just don't, you just don't have sex with. You just marry them, okay? Yeah. The Ramona Ways and with her, her facet of what, the facet of his personality that she knows, she goes, whoa, he's a great cook. That's all I know, okay?

You know, some men you sleep with, some men you learn backgammon from, and some men you just eat their food, okay? And so, and he's like, are you sure you didn't have sleep with him, Liu? And then she tells us, I'm sure she at least gave me a handjob in the corner or something. She goes, Liu Ann said she didn't fuck him, but we don't know. She probably did. Liu Ann fucks everyone, so like a little handjob in the corner or something. And then Liu Ann's like, what makes you think guys left with him?

We can tell. You're turned beat red. It's okay. It's okay. You guys fucked. Just like you and Harry, Jupiter. Did I say too much? Did I say too much? I'm sure he was good and bad. He's Italian. I Love when we first found out that Lou Ann's like super sexually active because she always had such a stick up her ass in the beginning Yeah, and then that season where I'm on is like we're talking about they have an open relationship She's fucking everybody all the time Talk about yeah, we're like no way this could not be true and then you know we found our true Lou Yeah true Lou baby. I love you. So um, so then Ramona starts Ramona goes into like her version of an amber alert

She goes oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god Oh my god, there my god, oh my god Oh my god, this a girl named Amber here It's a Ramona word my god and who should walk up but Mario He shows up. He's looking great looking great for a middle-aged scumbag, you know Yeah, looking great for a piece of poop great for a middle-aged scumbag, you know. Yeah, looking great for a piece of poop. You jerk. So they're all happy to see him.

Sony just starts sniffing him. She's like, oh, I love the way he smells. He always smells so good. You know what? Maria wasn't himself during the split, but now he's back to what he was before, a manhore, as opposed to during the split when he was a manhore. I just remember the days when it was Ramona, Sonia, and Maria, big happy family. Maybe that Maria.

I was like, oh my god, you three some weirdos. Stop making me so uncomfortable. I'm not even against three sims. I'm just against Ramona and a three sim. Okay. Those were the days. Get down, touch the singer. Truth faith fake merch.

So then we see clips of how they were a big family when they were talking about their babes and limos, you know. Yeah. And Ramona's like, whoa, listen. Oh, and then a clip where Mario's like, please save me over here. They're yelling at me at Ramona's like, honey, walk away.

I don't eat you to find my bottles. I mean bad bottles So the Mario is he gives him gifts he he found a whole bunch He basically he found like a whole bunch of shit in his desk that he wants to get rid of like like some turtles like turtle jewelry And he found some true faith shirts t-shirts And we got a flashback of Ramona modeling the t-shirt and Brooklyn and she goes, hey, Brooklyn, it's not so bad It's just Shauna's I'll tell this she's like now that's brand development You can give a thousand PowerPoint presentations, but sometimes it's just in you. It's just in you Sometimes you just can't you just can't get true talent from a pie chart

You just can't get true talent from a pie chart. I don't know what you're saying. So Ramona is like, you know what? Mario had a midlife crisis. He went to his really dark, weird place that I like to call the Brooklyn of his soul. And when he didn't even, I didn't even know who the man was. But Mario came back over the Brooklyn Bridge. And he's now the man who was when I married him okay he's charming and fun and great to be around and lies to me and has sex with others women that aren't me okay

my man's like Ramona's like a schoolgirl she's blushing flirting cougly eyed well I mean if schoolgirls were about to lose their nose because they can't stop getting those jobs. Alright, I'll be right back. I need to go P.P. Gotta go work on my set for tomorrow night. If I were a cabaret star, the joke's on you because I'm already one. The song is over. So Sonia is talking to Michael, the old guy at the bar and she's like, Oh, Michael, well, I'm not going to have sex with someone I'm going to marry. So you can forget that. And then she kind of looks away and he walks off. But after once it went to fuck you and then there was it want to marry you, I guess you just wanted to have sex. Yeah-hmm. Yeah. And what about his like dust outline told you that, which one he was?

So there's just what every man wants. A wife that says right up front that they're never going to fuck them. Exactly. And he just disappears. So, um, and by the way, I feel so sorry for the women who get preyed on by these ledger's hairy doom and Michael types, you know, it's like, well, it's like, so then meanwhile Ramona and Mario are sitting at a different part of the bar and she's like, so are you. Avery a few weeks ago said, Mom, I can't believe girls and colors that were two years older

than me getting married. And I said, you know what, Avery? I purposely got married late in life. I waited because I wanted marriage to last forever. And we actually had a great marriage for a long time until you totally messed it up. Mario, but you know what, Avery? You got to go with the flow. There are no rules.

So if you want to put mint at the bottom of your club soda and titos and ice, then go do it, okay? I'm worried it's like, new rule. It should be a renewable contract, Mayor, right? Like every seven years or so, you say you wanna renew and remind us like, no, you know what, I think it's a familiar communication and you don't wait until things fall apart

and then just go crazy on your wife who never did anything wrong except be successful, you could handle it, okay? You know, that's what's important, that's right, the communication. And Luan's, you know, that's what's important. That's right, the communication. And Luanne's like, well, I think that's a fabulous idea. Does this mean you're renewing? Yeah, yeah, it sounds like a great idea

because nothing will be great better for a relationship than a performance review every seven years. Like, that's really healthy. Yeah, like that's human resources review. Exactly, I also love that like along the way Luan found a friend named Amelia who is like the president of the Jackie Weaver fan club She just like this little woman with like big blonde hair. Yeah, I got something to say too And Ramona's like, well, I have to say Mario's fun to flirt with my flirting

Absolutely do I want it back? No way okay Mario come on Let's go back home. I let's go walk Coco. Okay. Yeah, walk Coco She's back to Dory she only has a good six or seven minutes left. Okay, so you better walk in now while the walk is good Yeah, Coco said the end of a seven year plan. Okay Yeah, we're about to have a renewable contract it's the end of a seven year plan, okay? Yeah, we're about to have a renewable contract. I'm not really cocoa. Coco has been canceled by NBC Univ First Low Cags.

We better see you now. 50% off in the cocoa store at NBCUniv First Low Cwomp. So then we go to Durinda, and she's in this huge penthouse suite, which turns out to be a spa. Yeah. And Durinda's in this huge penthouse suite, which turns out to be a spa. Yeah. And Durand is in her like very positive. I'm giving them a very positive testing.

I'm so shy. He's crazy. He's so sweet. He's beautiful Rebecca. Beautiful. So when are they going to put the trapeze up there, huh? These high ceilings. We're going to get trapeze in here, right?

So the lady runs a spa cigar, runs this healing spa, and to run this like, this group has been like, little holy, maybe like this. She can't see my hands, but just some max and I'm holding on to a stick. It's flying through the air with these. Okay, stop doing one day at a time. The group will come back together. Like, take my bills. Bill's bills, bills, bills. She just goes right from TV tunes to Beyoncé. Dada da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Okay. Those of us worked so well on every house I've shown in the past. Yeah.

So it's a girls funny because she's like, okay, well, here's the facial station and here's with a Ramona station with food and they all start cracking up. It's like a subway. It was like a subway spread. So so now there's like a fun little wrinkle in today's episode, which is that during just like, hey, I got a balloon to pick with Ramona because she ditched me at the angel bit angel ball for which a woman. And I love that like this show like introduces a full on storyline addresses it and is done

with it in the next five minutes. And it's on top of that. It's like an amazing storyline. It's so, so good. So we get a clip of this ball and Ramona is checking in with the the organizer people and Kate, where do we sit? Okay, well you and Darynda are at the same table, you're at table, never 62. Right. And she's like, oh my god, is that Della? Hi, Della. Della. Darynda, look, it's my friend from the Mika Nose. It's my friend from the Mika Nose. Della,

Darynda, Della, do you see Della? Darynda, Della, Della, Della, Della, Well, it's my friend from the Mika knows my friend from the me knows during this fella duty Della during the Della fella remember Della from the Mika knows Mika knows Della Bella She's done thanks to it with you. Oh, yeah, I'm table 61 too and then during the goes we 62 I went Durinda's just like off wandering around she's sizing up the space. I guess you could put a trapeze in that corner. You just swing around and ready to there. Yeah, that works. So then Ramona and Sonia arrive at this facial thing and Ramona is like, well, look, they're humans. Maybe this could be my new apartment. Mario, Mario, Mario.

Love the way the apartment talks back to me. When say Mario it says Mario and I say every it says every Quit twins. I love a corn response response response Marco Marco you're playing it wrong. You're playing it wrong Can't find Polo in the stupid apartment apartment. Yeah, I know it's an apartment. Okay. He's got don't have to repeat it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So Sonia's wearing her leather dress thing and during the Like you know looking really and Sonia goes, oh well, I've lunch with my cousin and a Morgan letter writer. I'm gonna be able to stay. Yeah, and I won't be touching that rider. Duranda. Duranda's like, yeah, I'm rooting.

I'm gonna just stay here a week to get ready to move. You know, I just needed to move. I was getting to the point where I didn't even want to have my apparently cleaned anymore. It's time to move. And I just thought, is that what this means? Because I never want to clean my apartment. Okay, and I've never want to have the apartment. Okay, and everyone I have in here.

You have too lazy to even call a cleaning lady. Like that's how bad it's gotten. Yeah, I know. What's hard because you have to schedule and it's just like in the morning. I got out of bed early today, which is crazy, but we're going out of town. So I'm trying to get my sleep schedule back on schedule, which you know, for me is like my life's issue is like my sleep schedule. So I got

up early and I was like, I'm in a pack. I'm in a, you know, get my laundry out, fold it, and put up in the countertop. I'm going to vacuum. I'm going to clean my closet. I'm going to change my sheets. Okay. There's a dustbuster on my bed. Like it's literally just like, no, but that's all I've done. Okay. I was exhausted. Yeah. I'm watching an ant crawl across my desk right now. Like what, what are you looking are you looking for ant what there's no food in here There hasn't been food in here in like three weeks That's a clean Got a clean there's an ant in here got a clean where you go and stupid ant yeah enjoy walking on that ethernet cable

It's gonna really take you far in life. Yeah, good luck. Good luck trying to find a cabaret show at the end of that ethernet cable Ant cabaret So I knew who any who Sonia Sonia wants at the end of that ethernet cable. And Gabri. So on you. So on you. Anyhow, Sonia wants Sonia said that she wants to talk to Barbara because Barbara's making a lot of faux pas lately, which I love this like constant education of Barbara that's happening. It's like gaslighting that she's like rough around the edges

and she's like messing up. Like you guys are the sloppiest, most rough around the edges ladies ever, okay Phoppa Smith you know what I'm saying So Durinda cuz Ramona you The youth look I love you remember you, I love you, your mom, you know I love you You didn't tell the truth with bagged checks and were moaned like yes perfect posture and does that squint blink she does and she's like Dead, dead The new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new Yeah, well we see the extra from the article which is that basically Ramona told page six there was a piece out That said that they were having a feud at this thing because apparently Durinda went up to Ramona and was like, that wasn't nice.

You left me behind. Of course, Durinda probably was yelling at her. But Ramona told Page Six, like, whoa, I'm sorry, but we didn't buy a table together. We got individual tickets and they just didn't put us together. I'm sorry, sorry, which is a total lie. It's such a a romantic line. We see it again because the editors keep just cutting back to it Which is so nice so that Durin is like you told me we were going to Catholic moon and Romanicus You know what happened that lady who organized an angel event lied to protect herself mix self look better Okay

Yeah, yeah, she comes up with this whole like conspiracy theory. She's like, why do protect yourself? And you're just like, no, you called me and you invited me. She's like, no, I said we bought individual tickets. She's like, no, you asked me to be your guest. And I was supposed to go with Brett and John. And I said, no to them to be your guest. And while this is happening, as you mentioned, the producers keep cutting back

to the organizers telling Ramona, table 62, yes, you're a table 62, you're a table 62, and then like footage of Ramona, we as table 62, gotta find table 62. I was like, I had no control over it. You take someone else's seat. You're not. You need to take someone else's seat. You take someone else's seat.

And those people showed up later, and they had to get moved, because he was sitting in the seat. She's like, not on. I had to take a S61, okay? God, take it. So the Ramona starts doing that thing where she's taking the Alex. Yeah, where she's jumping up and that thing where she's take the Where she's jumping up and down and she's going 61 61 not 69 It's my favorite nubbuck some very sexually active and I'm single ready to me go, okay?

Sweat on my daughter's life. Sweat on my daughter's life. We suddenly Avery's like eyeballs pop out, she just falls off her bed. And I was like, ooh, just keep on saying 62. Do you know what 62 is? 62? I'm 61, they gave me 61. 62, they don't know what 62 is. I swear to God, they gave me 61. Take it.

And Miranda's like, Ramona is not dealing with it, okay? It's just Ramona. She thinks that she kicks and screams, it's gonna go away, barely snacking it go away. And so Dorenda tells her, I have the master list, okay? That's how upset I was, okay? I got the master list from the organizers.

And she's, oh really? Well, you know, she made a big scene, a whole big scene, they said it. She's like, I did. They wanted it no later when I get asked is something else, the French, just, we made up she's been don't lie darling remember okay you know what happened with the donkey with hang on the right and the hay on the left yes at which point Ramona push the search hey don't push me don't push me

I'm like wait but what happened with the donkey that has hay on the left and hand the right literally need to know about what happens. What does the donkey do when it has a hand on both sides? What does it do to that boat? Does it go straight? Does it go to turn around? What happens to the donkey? I also like that when Ramona accused Durand of making a big scene Durand has said, no, I just went to your table and said, this was not cool. When we all know it was like like and meek and ears and jala tell her where it's a small state okay well they it's funny because they all lie so much because during at first during this like I didn't make a

series we know we should be that nice from the moment it's like no you you made a huge scene they even they said it's okay it did you know like two seconds later she's like okay I did make a scene but anyway donkey hand the left hand the right big mystery Okay, it did. Like two seconds later. So like, okay, I did make a scene. But anyway, Donkey, Hay on the left, Hay on the right, big mystery. Yeah. So Donkey in the middle sleeps at night.

I don't know. Is this a rhyme? Like I need answers. So Ramona pushes Dharinda, and Ramona's like, she's like, don't push me. Don't push me. She's like, because you're not listening to me

when I'm selling tell you old face lies okay. That's they they told me 61 that's their problem not my okay. And then Sun you guys to Rinton Nailedor real good on this one but she was doing with social climbing okay because the first time she went to the angel ball was last year. So this year she was just climbing her way up every Hague she could reach. Yeah, believe me, I've been there. I've done it. So, so Ramona, so then now Ramona like has in her interview She has like her now her like revisionist history. She was you know what? I never know where those damn tables are because They never put them in the right order.

And I don't know how to read numbers, okay? So just point me to the table. So I said, it's point me to the table and she says straight ahead, two back. And guess what? I wound up with Della, okay? To Sori, I'm with Della, my new best friend, Della, okay? Della, Reese, talk about being touched by Angel.

Whoa. Mm. So, Ramona, we just heard them tell you, you're sitting together. So all you really had to do was look for Durinba, but okay. Or read numbers on a table, like every other functioning human being.

Yeah, and Barbara has come in. Barbara and Tisley have come in. And Barbara's like, what is this? Is this a spa day? What is this a spa day? Yeah, these women. Where's my hog? Where's my hog?

So son, you're like, okay, I'll hug you, but are you gonna go to the circus or do you have to work? Huh? You have to work Yeah, Miranda still just going off in the background. She's like, hey, can I run into my lip in friends? I felt like a jackass right and then Ramona goes upstairs Still there's a set their future still going on while Barbara enters and Ramona goes upstairs Which is you know, I don't know why to rinda is accusing me of being a liar unless unless the people who do the seating Saw how upset she was and they lied the people who do the seating saw how upset she was and they lied. Vo-vo-la, they lied to Rinda to put the blame on me to get the cream off their face.

I mean, to get the egg off their face. Vo show has a lot of like setups and callbacks. By the way, Davis, they did it. So then to Rinda has something new to be mad at. She's like, it's pretty shitty. I'm definitely spouted with both Sonya and Povera and they're leaving. It's not like going to friendly, to get an ice cream cone.

And right, this is a huge endeavor. I'll take a childhood trip. That would be great. Thanks, Diane. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. right, this is a huge endeavor. I'll take a childhood trip. That would be great. Thanks, Diane. Yeah. I'm sorry, going to Friendly's is a huge endeavor, especially when you live here in LA

and you don't have access to them. And so you have to make special pilgrimages when you're on the East Coast to find the three friendlies that remain left off of like Route 84 in Connecticut. Okay, it is a big deal. Don't do that to Friendly's. They're already on the brink?

Mm-hmm. So then we see Barbara and Sonya talking, and Sonya's like, listen, Barbara, I just, I need you to be better friends with Duranda. I, like the other day when you said, you didn't like Ramona, I was shocked. And Barbara's like, wow, she said, she doesn't like Ramona.

Oh, oh, we see Barbara saying, she doesn't like Ramona and truth or dare, because that was really the question. So what you know, she was she doesn't like remote. Oh, oh, we see Barbara saying she doesn't like Ramona and truth or dare because that was the question So what you know she was set up for that. Why should she like Ramona Ramona's me do I? Ramona's been so nasty to Barbara ever since the season began like that Why yeah, like like you said why should she yeah, and so then Durinda said well, he feelings mutual see you got that go with your bad So then back here, Sony is like, well, she heard you say that, you know, because we all told her. And she tells us, I figured it was best to tell Barbara immediately because Ramona, she'll kill you in your sleep.

So then, so she gives Barbara the heads up and then we go over to Tinsley and she's talking to Durand and Ramona about the circus and I guess I Durand and Ramona, I think are like and Sonia are going to be the only ones going to the circus and Ramona is like because Bethany has got stuff with her kid and Barbara's got work and Llan's could be at her house. So Ramona is, whoa, I said to Rinda before I left her at table 62, and I was at table 61 with Della, my friend from the Mika House. I said, Darynda, I know who's gonna go to the circus.

It's gonna be all of us, but then first, we'll Bethany will say, I have to see my daughter. And then the second person will be the Wands, and I have to go to my house. Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh. Oh, Darynda's like, yeah, I just can't say that in vermona. I mean, we've done your song in GANX 20 years.

And then they all get everything squashed. I mean, look at Beverly Hills, where friendships are like full on ending. People are leaving the show because of accusations on Raider Online, which is so much less significant than page six. And here on page six, it's like, you said this in page six, no, I didn't know why I wasn't lying. Yes, you were.

I love you anyway. Yeah, you're good, a fan, Lee. So then the man comes in and she's like, huh, well, sort of popping over the champagne bottle. This spa day is a good feeling. It's like, what are you talking about right now? I hope everyone appreciates that I'm wearing master pie of the champagne bottle. The spa day is a good feeling. It's like, what are you talking about right now? I hope everyone appreciates that I'm wearing master pie cells chains on me today.

So Barbara goes, Lewand's just walking around going, oh, it's me. It's me to spa day. Hit it boys. Like just kind of talking to yourself. And Barbara goes up to Duranda. Duranda, can we talk? We just have a talk, Dorenda. Dorenda's like, oh my god, you can make me cry this time? Look, you want to quit a side to cabinetry in here?

You might feel okay, you're ready, you should go ahead. I've been chasing set of us settling things, why don't we just blame it all on the wind? Look at Luian over there, and Luian goes, oh, oh, you want to start playing with some colors? They have colors here. Look, Cabaret red The nail polish it's like off key Some farmers like I want to support each other is strong women to render

I want a reason I want a reason I just don't want to fight. I want a reason. I want a reason. I just don't want it. But if we got issues last night, let's not yell at each other really. Why don't we? Yeah, let's just pick up the phone and try. And then Durrinda starts to cry, which is what I do when I have conversations. And there are everything's fine. And Durrinda is like, see, it's good because Bob are finally sure that she was being used by Duan, okay, and she realized that and everything's good. I'm like, I don't think she was being used by Duan. I think she was standing up for her friend

because you had set an asshole thing to Duan last season. I didn't like hop up to them. I just love during the logics. Thank you, we think you're good friends. Yep, you used friends yet. You're usually used. Yeah. So then during the and the wind go upstairs to for like

a to check out the massage area and they go out on talk the balcony and the way I was like, oh, this reminds me of my old penthouse. Oh, the memories they flood back. Sorry, I was drinking. It's okay. I get choked up also when I think about her penthouse with Tom because it was so beautiful. Beautiful and cold.

Yeah, so then they start talking to Tinsley about breaking up because she has to tell everybody you know. So she's telling Sonia and Sonia is like, you have to tell me now I was in a good mood. No, I'm in an even better mood. Tell me more. So Tinsley's like, yeah, the Tritur Dare Triggered it. And Sonny goes, you know, I think it's healthier for her. Sometimes people aren't meant for each other.

You know, Scott and Tinsley, everyone and everyone, I'm like me in the Morgan. You still in love with me. I'm sure he's coming back any day. So then Bethany walks in and like standard Bethany mode sunglasses on on the on a cell phone. And she introduces us to her new assistant, by the way, because she goes, what's going on? What's what are you talking about? I said, what are you talking about? Welcome to the organization. It's getting a girl brand welcome.

You'll work your way up in no time. What you talking about? What's the matter? What's happening? What's going on? What are you talking about? Wow, four employees. This is great So that's like what's going on? I'm just like we broke up. She goes oh my god. This never lube with this group. All right, it's like you just sticking in and plowing All right, that's like like seriously and what is necessarily smiling for like she's like the poster pro the poster show for breakups Like I've never seen someone so happy in my life, all right, and what you're talking about just got a job she's not even to sap it all right level okay you know what you know what Bethany you know what you know what miss bear back okay like you are the anti-loop you

walk in every single time like get totally unloved deck you always come in like what's about what's going on okay what's going on you guys break up huh break up break up how about how about a hello Bethany how about a hello yeah I feel vind. I can put my I know what all badge back on and then she goes Tinsley's like I'm moving forward. I'm gonna go starting Saturday. What's Saturday? What the fuck Saturday? And since it's like the circus, Bethany the circus. Oh, yeah, that's ironic because like you're like You're the ringmaster, but like you're not the master of the ring now because you didn't get a ring, but you will get a ring the next time. See that? It's like three ring references, three ring circus, you know what I'm saying? Huh? Circus? This is all circus. You don't want to make that joke yet?

It's really obvious joke. You don't want to make it yet. You're going to get a charity ring next time. I just see it. So then, so yeah, so now they're kind of like, tinsy telling everyone, as they stand over the subway foot long spread at the table and they're telling everyone and about, she's saying how should they broke up, etc. And Ramona goes, want me to give you a hug? No! I don't mean no!

She feels okay, fine, right? The motor's charity hug, which is a call back to Barbara who did not receive a hug when she walked in Yeah, and their room when it tells us I thought Tinsley would be more of a hangarana I mean with the trapeze she really fell off quickly No, so then the girls tell Bethany that they ran into Mario Well, guess you get a time at the bar and the man goes, well, guess you walks in. Mario, would you believe it girls Mario walked in right before us by the sinkabare to Michael and all the good people of T-Bar?

And Beth things like did you fucking Ramona? I was like, absolutely not. Okay, I'm just table 62, right? I'm just like, uh, you just came over to walk Coco okay I just stroked his face with cream not my cream eat us by Ramona. The more you add on to this cream story the worse they get. Yeah it's getting a stroked his face cream. You must buy your cream now okay I don't think it was a huge seller before but seriously. Listen all we did was we walked my dying decrepit dog, and then I spread cream on his face.

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So then Barbara's like, well, if you want to talk about it, I'm here to talk. If you want to talk, just pull me aside. We can, we can talk and, and you know, I'm not going to be like, I have one third of you. I got to go to my job and I got yell at people. So, you know, we can talk now. And Ramon just goes, you love those rap dresses, don't you? It's like a little like, nag out of nowhere. You should change it up. Oh, well, maybe you can show me what to wear, Ramon.

If that would be real nice, maybe you could show me what to wear, Ramona. That would be real nice. Maybe you could show me. She was, I don't know. Where's all she wears in those rat dresses? I love, I actually, I'm like very impressed with the way that Barbara would not allow Ramona to take her, like would not allow her to take the, like she turned the dig around.

I was like, oh, well, maybe you can show them. We could take, they could take me shopping. You know, Ramona's like, whoa, whoa, what? Like, whoa. We could take me shopping. Little Ramona was like, whoa, whoa. What? Like, whoa, whoa. She's rubber and I'm glue. Everything I said bounced off her and stuck to me. Whoa, doesn't even run.

This is crazy. Just why would you want me to do that? You don't even like me, I hear. I'm rubber because I did save that Ramona and I'd like to say I'm sorry. Well, why would you even save something like that? I'm sorry, Ramona. I hope you can accept my apology. She goes, well, I accept.

And she hands her hand over the shake it and probably goes big, like it exaggerated, like she is in like house, seat and business or something. She's like, this is how you shake hands with a lesbian, okay? I know she's like, wreck it Ralph. It's like, oh right Ralph it's me Mario Barbara guess come on we can hug and Ramona let's not push it okay I never fully set

out in favorite gay marriage okay so I'm not gonna hug you so Ramona's like who would think a rap dress would disarm this conversation? Wahwah. I was ready to give it to a big and hot. Now I can't. She asked me to go shop. I love that Ramona is taking credit for disarming the conversation when she was the aggressor. I was like, no, you did not disarm. She disarmed you. You dumb dumb. So Ramona this whole episode. Oh my god. Wow, what a great, great episode. Thank you, New York. And then of course it ended. And I almost like, we didn't even talk about the mid season

trailer. I almost think we're probably going to have to dedicate a bonus episode to it or something because it was such an epic mid season trailer. And I noticed that they aired it a little earlier. Most times they air the mid season trailer around episode 11 or 12 because the mid season trail is sort of like fake It's usually like a here coming up in the next like four episodes

But this one was this is episode eight because I looked because Beverly Hills Hopefully they're doing 16 this year and then three reunions because the smaller ones they do last episodes Fewer episodes. I don't I don't know because so I noticed that Beverly Hills just did their mid season one was that this week that they did their mid season Where's it last week? last week, okay, well this was So that was episode 10 for Beverly Hills and this was episode eight So they are doing their mid season earlier than that, but part of me wonders if This is truly close to mid season like a lot of times it'll be like episode 10

and then the season goes to go to 16 episodes. And I feel like this one, this show has more than just six episodes left, because I think they made this trailer because it was so good. Yeah, they had so much good stuff they had to, they just like, we have to do another trailer right now. Yeah. It's so good. Oh my God, so funny. Well, everybody, thanks so much for being here.

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