Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Bully Laughs

Episode Date: May 9, 2020

This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of New York welcome Jaques back to our TVs for a stand up to bullying night. Will Lu have a drink? And will Dorinda throw one? For this week's bonus episode about Bravo's new show Camp Getaway, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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A couple of things, guys. Welcome to Real Housewives of New York Live. I did Kate Casey's podcast this week called Reality of Life. And it's super fun. It came out today. So go listen to that. I've got Kate Casey here on this podcast. Kate, that's it.

Don't even argue with me about it. And the other thing is that today, we are going to announce the winner of... We're gonna announce two winners of the Rumba, from our Rumba competition! Whoa! I forgot that we got to do two winners. Is that true? Two winners? We're gonna do two, you guys, we beg. Oh my God! These people have worked their asses on! Wow! Wow, that's really exciting. Oh my god. Oh my god. Work there as a zombie. Wow.

Wow, that's really exciting. My other announcement is that I bit my lip and I have a canker sore now. And so it's hard for me to smile without being in the searing pain. So if you're watching this and being like, Ben looks awfully grumpy, just know it's, more I'm trying to avoid the sweet, sweet pain

of a canker sore. Ben is just making excuses for his latest STD today. So already lost four viewers. This is everything's going downhill. Don't look at the viewer count. Oh my god. Don't do it. You'll start cutting yourself. Okay, everybody. So these are not the winners. These are some runner-ups because we thought so many of these are hilarious. Where we each have a winner. So I'm just going to go through some runner ups.

Ben with you. As a reminder, for people who don't know what we're talking about, we were giving away an Iroba Rumba I7, and we told people, if you had an Iroba, what would your Iroba's housewife tagline be? And so a bunch of people, like a ton of people entered in, all sorts of fun and creative things, some did videos, some entered in, all sorts of fun and creative things, some did videos, some did drawings, all this stuff. And it was really, really hard to pick.

I'm really still not even sure which is my favorite just as of yet, but I narrow down, we both narrow down some finalists for this occasion. Yeah, I have mine. But these are the runner ups. They're just so funny. Okay. So this is from Justice for Janet's. Why use the square vacuum when you can use a round vacuum? Room, BalooAn. Yeah. Well, you know, one of

one of the our listeners, CMPDX, did a whole bunch of variations on already existing house on taglines. For instance, there's a Camerature's one that says, life is a journey and I'm mapping my way around furniture every day. Which I actually imagine Camerature's doing, just sort of like walking around tables and chairs and be like, oh, okay, this is how the living room looks. This one is from Josie Tawling and it says,

I don't spread the dirt, I suck it. Um, I, uh, I enjoyed this one that was from, uh, let's see who this is, planet, mel, emcee says, I clean up the mess before they can see it under the rug. It's a good word play in that one. This one is from Aloha Candy. Don't stand in my way unless you need a storyline about being a victim. Yeah.

You know, I really like this one by tattooed foody lady. Life can be messy, but I always make it nice. This one has really good art. I'm gonna try and show it to you guys. Oh, I love the art on that one. The art is so cool on this. I may be the queen of crune, but I had a dirty mind. Here's another one from CMP DX.

It's in honor of Jewel's Weinstein. A vacuum cleaner and a sexy robot walk into a bar, then they had me. Hahaha. are then they had me. Oh, okay. And then I'm going to give my winner. Well, here, I'll do two more before I do a winner. This is from Sisyshena. Don't call me messy. I'd never sweep anything under the rug.

But I'm good sweeping under the rugs. That's a great, yeah, that one was really good. I'm like, I like this one too, from Bayer City by you city kitty Trash me all you want. I'd literally eat it. I also like this one too. I came here to clean house and I've got dirt on everyone Okay, now for my winner Don't don't don't don't don't this comes from Rebecca M underscore Don't don't don't don't don't oh and it's you took Leah from real housewives of New York and she put a room on her face

Photoshop work and it says I may float like a butterfly, but I suck like a bitch My love that I don't know that I robot will ever be able to use that kind of language and they're advertising, but I think that's fucking hilarious. So congratulations to Rebecca M. We will be direct messaging you to get your address tolling. And then here's one last runner up for me because I just I almost forgot about it. I really like this one. This one almost one. Don't mess with the Rumba unless you want the dirt. I like that. But you know what, the one that actually made me laugh the most because it was actually so kind of ridiculous, but exactly the kind of deluded thing that a real housewife would

say came from, I'm not Tina Fey. Is it maybe Tina Fey saying she's not Tina Fey, I'm not in a face with who needs a catwalk when the floor is your runway. Yeah, excellent. I just love the idea of a roomba thinking it's walking in a fashion show as it's cleaning up the dirt like that idea, that

concept just made me laugh so hard. So congratulations. I'm not in a face. Congratulations. I'm sorry to the people that didn't win. I know that sucks. Ben picked these, so hey, Ben. Yeah, that's my fault. Ben's the asshole in this group. I am the best true.

But yeah, thank you for entering. There were so many funny ones to read. And if you guys want to read them all and see all of the entries, you could just do a hashtag www.rumba. And thank you to Rumba. I'll be. Thanks. Yeah, I robot you guys are awesome. And we hope you guys love your adorable new family additions,

because we know we love ours. Yes, we sure do. All right, let's get on the show. Let's get on with the show, man. Yeah, let's get on. So real housewives of New York, big episode. This episode was like full of throwbacks. We had the return of Jacques. We had the return of Chanel from Princesses Long Island. We had the return of alcohol in the Wands system. It's just so many great throwbacks. I know. And I think the best the best thing here was just pretending that Luan hasn't

had a drink. It's a funny fucking thing. And you've got to say, all these women, you've got to see that all these women really are friends at the end of the day, that they're not just completely outing her. They're like, what did like? What did he like? He left his drink? He left his drink? She's been drinking this whole time and everybody knows that you all cut it. Yeah, they helped her transition and back into non-supriety. Very nicely. They were very gracious about it. So the episode opens up and a tavern on the green.

And Luanne is walking in as she normally does with that sort of like confidence stride and sort of shaking her hair a little bit like, oh, this is my iconic hair. I'm wearing roller skate wheels on my neck. They're fat ta tapping on the green. Well, I don't know if you're wearing it. She looks like Rick Moranis coming, throw himself at a window, but

till then I'll just have to settle her jock. She looks like she's going through a car wash. Like, I don't even know what those, what that necklace is, with those big wheels on it. You know the wheels that like come up your front window at some point in the car wash and Like I don't even know what those, uh, what that necklace is with those big wheels on it. You know the wheels that like come up your front window at some point in the car wash and start moving air on it. The least interesting part of the car wash, if you ask me, I mean, how do you fall? You have all the Tina Turner dresses. You have the, you have like the, the back and forth, the flappers and everything. And then comes a wheel and the wheel is supposed to be our

grand finale. I hate that. give us more flapping at the end So yeah, she goes to tavern on the green and you know, that's an institution or whatever Here's my issue with tavern on the green the waiters are trying too hard to sell you on tavern on the green and they're always like this It's not just on today's episode This was a real fucking waiter tavern on the green and you could tell because this is how she was she's like Oh, hello real fucking waiter at tavern on the green and you could tell because this is how she was she's like oh hello well this is our beautiful courtyard and this is a beautiful table for you fuck off how about I be the judge of that fucking tell me how beautiful it is I'm about to pay a hundred dollars for a fucking ham sandwich it was very malarkey

that's exactly why I'm a lot he does you're about to have something really delicious also thanks for pointing out the novelty of having a garden or an outdoor part, outdoor seating, tabernon the green, like hello, we've been to restaurants before. So Lou takes a seat and then in walks Jacques, which we haven't seen in a long time. So there's a lot of, there's a lot of like, oh, oh, bonjour Louan he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like,

he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like,

he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like,

he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, so cheatable, honorable? Like I wanted to cheat on him. Well, because he's got like a David Schwimmer kind of energy about him and I feel like David Schwimmer probably gets cheated on a lot at least Ross on friends does. Maybe real life David Schwimmer doesn't but like Ross on friends definitely gets cheated on. I want to cheat on anybody who starts comedy. Anybody who's like, oh, I'm getting married. So I'm starting comedy. No, fuck off. Yeah. Yeah, it's, I, I definitely had a not a great reaction to the idea of a middle-aged businessman deciding he's going into comedy. That, that like, that did not put me at ease. So yeah, so they're talking and she's like well Jacques and I had been together for four years

And he came into my life just as my children were becoming teenagers So it's you might remember from Victoria being drunk in the bushes long before I ever was Because listen that her big story. Yes. Yeah Victoria like I wasted it in the bushes and the hamptons You know, it's a family and then we see this flashback de Jacques saying, tous les choses que je sais, je l'ai dit, je l'ai dit, je l'ai dit, et les deux choses que je l'ai dit, c'est huge, c'est huge, je l'ai dit, je l'ai dit, je l'ai dit, ça va bien, bonjour. Bon, je l'ai dit, parce que tu as déjà fait ça dans le monde, je l'ai dit, je l'ai dit, je l'ai dit, je l'ai dit, et elle est comme si il est en train de l'emprunter, je l'ai dit, je l'ai And love to end. And she's like, well, he's engaged now.

And to see Jacques Happy makes me happy. I mean, good for him. So she's telling him that her probation is over. And she's like, it feels good to finally move forward. Basically, I've been dealing with that for the past two years of my life. Can you imagine bothering somebody for two years like probation has bothered me. I mean, can I have a glass of my dinner?

I mean, it's been such a big part of my life. I don't know. Can I just reiterate how truly happy I am that you have a new fiance. I'm so, haha, happy, happy, 30 to 40, negative thoughts, trying to push the mind of my mind. I'm very happy for you, Jacques. Let's just one glass of wine make me an alcoholic. I'm no, no, but wearing roller skate wheels, Ranger neck makes you an alcoholic. Louis, okay. Nobody's surprised that you want to drink.

So, yeah, go ahead. Jacques is like, uh, you are asking a wine match and that was comedy. Comedy, eh? A good glass of red wine if you can manage to have one. And she's like, not to, not to, and it's like one or none, but I know how strong you are, Luein. Look at all you've done. There's the cabaret, which you don't really sing, but you know, you do travel. And then there's the, well, you didn't really sing, but you know, you do travel and then there's the...

Well, you didn't really raise your children very much, but you have them. You know, Lué, you have shown that you have great, great self-control, like when you are in the arms of a pirate, and you not have sex with the pirate in honor of me. That was such great self control. Yes, yes, yes. Great self control. I exhibited all the time. All the time.

It's like, I know how strong you are. What you decide will be the plan, Nguyen. Because when you have a plan, you go through with the plan. The plan is AA. That's literally the plan. Okay. You might get literally the plan. Literally the plan. Alright, well uh how's the comedy thing going now that you've got my hairstyle? I'm sure

people are laughing quite a bit. Am I right? So, well I have a friend named Chanel who's got a podcast called Chanel in the city. So I thought, Jacques's doing comedy, let's do an anti-bullying. Sorry, you weren't prison campaign. Yeah. The thing that people love to laugh about are bullies and people trying to get their life back after prison. So I mean, it's gonna be a night of a million laughs

and perhaps a little cabaret. Oh, so she tells me about Phil and Giovanni. She's like, you have to come to my cabaret shock. Oh, I mean, I do Giovanni now. He's like, who's Giovanni? Who's this Giovanni? Hold on, let me play it for you to fancy restaurants you website her phone I can't believe you you haven't heard of feeling Giovanni. I mean it's the song of the summer the summer rolls You eat summer rolls and listen to it in my house. Go on listen So over with Durinda Durinda is walking through her old neighborhood like by me mom like she's kind of like Looking everything up and down her head's kind of twitching around. She's got her hands clasped in front of her

and her jacket's just over her shoulders and not her body. And I was like, uh, uh, uh, Derinda is spiraling the fuck out this season. Yeah. She's going crazy. You know, I love a Derinda strolling through the neighborhood scene. I mean, last year her looking going to the cheese shop and the florist was great. And now she's just like,

be cheese my old townhouse. Be cheese is I'm like, you are pointing at a street lamp. I used to live at the top of that lamp. It was so bright. Let me tell you something. I just feel like she's walking through that whole neighborhood, like handing butter scotch care to these two people. You know, she's got a minute sweater and she's trying to entice people over to hear her terrible stories about her life. And she's like quietly hoping to get credit for that fence that she put in or the gate.

She's like, well, I can't believe it. I put in that gate and it's still good. Still got a good cake that I put in good gate over here. Good game. Anyone. Anyone need to get because I did this. This game. I don't live here, but this is my I put this in and it's standing.

It's standing. I was supposed to be when it's going to come out of this. and say thank you for doing that. I mean I thank you would be nice after all these years you know you know Elton John even wrote a song about this kid as cold I'm still standing. So she goes to the townhouse and she says my old townhouse is amazing and she's like looking kind of in the windows. And now I understand why Durinda is so annoyed with House's falling apart. She was rich as fuck. That's crazy that she lived in that down house.

Yeah, seriously. And then she's like literally like, she's like bowing down, I try to fix your focus. I love your focus fixing technique. You just like piece of tin foil in. So she's like leaning over and she's like is Lendee is Lynn You just know like Lena's family are like hiding under the staircase. She's gonna be gone soon

That crazy lady with the butter Scotch is back We got to take that gate down I love the K. I love to visit my old hat Which is carrying me through the Francois place. Everyone from Mrs. Crayon to Destiny 2 to a Black Riddies door. Let me tell you something, we had everyone, we had Charlotte Ray, we had Diana Manoff, we had Gary Coleman, we had Conrad Bean, like everyone on NBC in 1985. They were here, They were here. So then she goes to her old restaurant, Nello,

which is also my cousin's old band name. Nello. Did his band name have a subtitle that also said expressions of excellence? No, but every time they played a gig during it was like come up and hitting the mic, tapping the mic going, hello, I'm the one who put this mic here. If anyone wants to say thank you.

It's still works, it's still works, it's microphones still works. So she goes into the Nello where she used to go in every week and you know that every time she's watching that restaurant with Richard, you know she's walking out, Nello, I'm here. Nello? Nello? Get it? Get it? Yeah. She's good. Hey, the fence is still holding up. Still holding up over the Nello.

So the owner who's a John that during this nice to, which is a nice change, that's nice to see, comes up and he's like, hello, welcome back to Nello. And she's like, look at me, they're coming. Look at me. They're getting like, look at me back home. You know, remember me. I get you. Like came here with your television. Remember the ring. He gave me a chance. Oh God, the memory to my right.

And he's like, I was about to go to lunch. I was literally touching your shoulder to movie out of the way of the front door. Thanks. So Ramona, Sonia and Elise show up. You know, by the way, poor Elise, she really, she has been like, she has like in so many scenes and makes such a little impact. I mean, I like that they're not forcing her on us.

They're not trying to make Elise a thing, but it is funny to me how little of an impact she seems to have, except she has fun singing her week. Today I was reading Facebook, then I use another word. but it is funny to me how little of an impact she seems to have such as one thing or a week today i was reading face book then he is another word someone posted an old article about her from the new york post

and she got into trouble because she fired her nanny her nanny had to go to the doctor like she had some medical issue and she had to go to the all these doctors appointments so at least fired her and all like this cleaning lady brigade showed up and protested her and the news came to cover it and they claimed that she didn't fire her but that the lady quit because they said she couldn't have off a weekend that she agreed to work which is probably to get like surgery or some shit you know but she's apparently terrible and then it went into her history. And like one of her husband stole a,

like he was, he was defrauded, the company he worked for. And then the next one was a friend of a, I mean, the bitch has a shady life is what I'm saying. I'll pull up a shirt and go, I'll be and read it. So that I'm not just going, I'll read it properly one day. But yeah, she's shady.

And I could definitely see why they wanted her on the show, but she's too quiet She's not I think she's trying to rehab her image instead of leaning into it And we want to see you be a shady person who fires cleaning people for trying to have surgery like that's what we actually want to see Yeah, like literally right now go fire a cleaning person on camera or go the fire them Yeah, put it on IG stories and then add some fun emojis and like a gift that's like yeah, it's like a vacuum that goes across the IG story as you fire your cleaning lady. Yeah, I want to see you fire your cleaning lady and then I want to see the protests because you know Carol Radswell will be down there like I stand

with the cleaning ladies. But Carol, that car won't be standing there. She'll just be sitting on a surface. That's a little higher than everyone else. I'm the cool girl now. Mike Bowman says Barbara built a lease. So, uh, so the girls come and Ramona, like Ramona is seeing, uh, you're seeing Duranda basically spiral into Sonia levels of nostalgia. And Ramhan was like, well, ever since Dorenda's been doing all these renovations in the Berkshire, it's really dredging up a lot of memories. Okay. I mean, she's talking about Richard nonstop.

I'm like, this is what Sonia's been doing for the past five years. I mean, Dorenda. You know? Well, yeah, Dorenda has been doing that. Yeah. Every time I see a red balloon, I think I rich it Every time I see a little a little pile of change. He loved change. I think I rich it's like So Sonia is shaking and she's like pouring some drink in a glass

Why you shaking? Haven't eaten three days. I'm gonna have it eatin' three days, I'm gonna fast. Yeah, yeah, you know, I don't mean this liquid fast now because I want to put on my dress and I broke the zipper which may have something to do with the five pounds I gained or the fact that the zipper was never really, you know, attached properly. Anyway, so I do this detox for five days.

I just do liquids, soups, teas, an occasional snack bar, maybe an olive. I don't know. Nothing too crazy. Yeah. So Durinda's like, that's vacuum soap. So you're like, everything credible. Durinda is so foolish. It, you know, just if this was last season, Durinda would have grabbed her by her ankles and just dragged her across the street, telling her what a little thing she was with that fashion. So, but now she needs an ally against Tinsley and possibly this new girl who she doesn't know yet.

So she's being really nice. And Sonia is like, thank you girls. Thank you. Check out on the way you diffuse that thing with Liam. That was great. And she's like, well, look, all I was trying to say is Leah doesn't like to wear the sparkly things that cost money. You know what I'm saying?

I'm not saying anything mean. I'm just saying that she is poor than we are. So I was trying to give her something poor to wear. That's all. All right, so Nia, you do realize you're trying to eat the tablecloth now. Oh no, no, I don't, uh, no, I'm just, I'm on a fast. That's, I'm just like chewing to understand

what tactile things feel like again in my mouth. That's all. So they get their food and so news to staring at the food, drilling all over herself. And then what's happened? So when does it start talking about tinsley again? Yeah, because when does like, he knew I was talking to Lee and she's actually a very interesting person.

And then we see like a flashback of like, to run to being like, hi, and we'll be like, hi, like yeah, she was so interesting. So exciting. So exciting. Yeah, she, you know, and you know, he has to think with change league. Yeah, yeah, she's a question. And she doesn't give you any answer, you know what? It's like you say, but she doesn't want to engage with us.

I don't know why she doesn't want to engage. I mean, it's just because I yell at her and scream at her every time she tries to answer my questions. I don't know. I don't think that's a good excuse. Yeah, Lisa's like, well, it could be your delivery. It's like my delivery's terrible anyway. She's a police. Who's that little? She would please. Hey, at least a bunch of protesters at the... Why don't you go talk to them? Get quite wrapped, Dress. Yeah. So, yeah. So, Dorenda's, Dorenda now has this plan

because she has, because she was talking to Leah. And Leah was like, I have no problems with Tinsley. And she's very open with me. So, Dorenda is hoping that Leah will make Tinsley more comfortable enough, or comfortable enough to be more forthright with what's going on in her life. And we all know why she's really doing it. She's doing it to show Leah what an asshole Tinsley is.

So Leah will hang out with her and not Tinsley and they can finally get with Tinsley. Yeah, you're pretty transparent, but I love it. I love the plan. I think it's a great plan. So now they are talking about Luan and and like whether or not she's drinking it. Everyone's like, you know what? I think that she's taking it day by day, okay? Like that show, okay? And I like, you know, honestly, like, you know, honestly,

she said, you know what? Every day, it's a new day, but right now, I feel better without drinking, okay? She said that, okay? The other thing she said is that she's miserable in her life and she always will be, okay? Her words, not mine, okay? I love her day.

I love that Ramona just keeps taking things from AA and making it sound like it's just fun. Like she's just going yes, just one day at a time okay. That's what she's doing. Yeah, because it's AA. That's what you do in AA okay, but it doesn't mean like you're taking it one day at a time so you can drink it lunch. That's not what it means. Now what?

She takes the good. She takes the bad. She takes them both. There you have. That's it. That's not what it means. Now what? She takes the good, she takes the bad, she takes them both. There you have. That's it. That's all. I don't know where it goes from there. Okay. Ramona would just like lead you to the lead you to the chorus and then just like stop. They say that's what I'm calling to cellos and scrap the eggs. Okay. That's it. Listen, now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What my view for you, not to be right for some. Okay mean, not for you, right for some, okay?

So Elise is like, wait, so is she drinking or not? She's like, went day to time, okay? She's like, so she's not planning on going long term, when did this happen? And Ramona's like, you know what? Who's writing long term? Just sets you up for failure. Ramona alcoholism is not Mario cheating on you, okay? Can we stop trying to like turn our own lives into Lewand's alcohol is up?

Because they're all high functioning alcoholics and if one of them has to become sober, then they know that they'll all have to become sober. So they just drag them all back down so we can take it all apart and join together. Yeah. You know, yeah. Crabbs. The bucket of crabs. Yeah. Exactly. Crabbs. The bucket of very drunk crabs. Yeah. Yeah. At this point, then, Dorend bored of talking about the way I'm drinking and she just looks at Elise's plate of pasta She's you know what you got a whole plate of pasta everything you need very much That's why you're a size zero and I'm a size six. I'm a full-fueled lady But if I you know if I see her next to John I look like a like a toothpick. You know what I'm saying? Hey So yeah, I'm so fat. It's why my boobs are out right now.

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much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums. Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So then we go over to BOTTY. um, Dale and Tinsley. Dale and Tinsley are going to launch a botch, which is where Carl and Jules had launched last week on summer house. And it's almost like Dale knows that poor people just ate there because she walks in and the floor is lit from underneath and she just looks at it and she's like, well, this looks nice, Tinsley.

I was so happy for the two gaze at the standing table nearby who were watching and were like, oh my God, we've been waiting for an hour and a half to find out why there was a reality show crew set up for the table. And we got Rooney. We got Rooney, guys. Yeah.

Yeah, the gaze on the walking tour hit struck gold, you know. So, Sam, I've never been here, Tinsley. And she's like, oh, I walked past it a lot. And also there's like a farmer's market here or something. And I don't know, there's so farmers are just weird. I didn't know you were allowed to still sell humans. But whatever cooking people do. Ums, I hear that poor people cook with herbs. Have you heard about herbs before? So they talk about how Tinsy's dogs are like, Dale's little grandchildren and

Tinsy's like yeah, and you had him you took him for me when I went to see Bruce for that second So I explained kind of Bruce. Oh, let's match him. Oh, no, my right tins can only marry Bruce and not She's like no, Bruce and I are done and And she's like, no, Bruce and I are done. And Dale's like, oh, seriously? So I guess we're going to start that whole countdown to baby time. We're going to reset that clock. Oh, we now, oh, we now, James. Yeah.

She's like, it was a mature ending. I mean, I don't hate him. He doesn't hate me. Burnt down his house. No longer has a car with a windshield. Do you know how it goes? That's so funny. I never even got to meet the gentleman and show him about all the material. Well, I thought our family still has and why he should treat you like a princess and give you a baby.

I never got to show him that side of me. She says she just went to Chicago. She wanted to date a dude in Chicago so she would bump into the coupon cabin guy. Listen, you want to really affect the coupon cabin guy. Start dating the want to really affect the coupon cabin guy, start dating the air to Valpax, okay? You're gonna get smarter here. It's not a location thing. Fine, Mr. Retail Me Not. That's what I'll piss them off, you know?

And so she's basically saying, like, yeah, I mean, I think they're like part of the attraction. It's just like, you know, like, I mean, you know, I just like, I don't know, it's like a Jabbat Scott or whatever, and Dale's face is like, she's trying to do this smile. Like, I'm supporting my daughter, but she, like, I mean, you know, I just like, I don't know, it's like a Jabbits guard or whatever, and Dale's face is like, she's trying to do this smile. Like, I'm supporting my daughter, but she's like, so you wasted four months of precious baby making time. Is that what I'm hearing?

That will make her the last forever. Seriously, oh wow, I love this purple semester. Not so much. Tense, I love when it turns foul, but not on your face. Tense, let the leaves turn in brown, darling. Three wide back to spring and try and keep that man shall we? So Tins is like, you know, I think like one of the problems is, you know, you're like a family and he just like wasn't making time for me.

And he was like, well, you know, he just didn't need you and the complications of a girl who's never had children at all. And it's my that's all. Oh she's like so you're saying I'm completed. No I'm just saying you never had a baby so people don't know how to relate to you anymore you're sort of like an alien now. Listen darling women are like covers when they're bearing it's very stressful. There's just so much to feel. Do you understand? You have a good supermarket and say look at that beautiful part of plant. I think I want it in my house and you bring it to your house and say this is ridiculous and now I gotta take care of it. What am I doing with it here? So you put it out on the curb and say good luck plant, you're the plant, okay that's all, it's part of life.

So how did it feel walking down the runway again, Tinslay? After all those years I said look at you, Garo, she's been on the stage happy since she was a baby which was so, so long ago when there was still prom. I love how your souls had about as little promises tinsley. Well done, spare out. All those years, years and years and years. I'm surprised you still knew how to walk one foot in front of the other. It's been so long. You've been on a runaway. Anyway, we're having fun. Have some pizza. Have some pizza tins. I know they don't touch that pizza. And she said, well, mother, you know, I've only

think the words mean I have a baby. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, because since he's like, you know what, mom, I decided I'm not gonna let anyone walk over me anymore. And he was like, all right, let me just put on my walking on teens, ladies. Here we go. Hey, teens, listen, I have all the trust and faith and everything in you that you can imagine so much trust and faith.

The only thing that warres me and it does, and it does, is the issue of a baby simply because I feel like you would miss out like so many other experiences in life that you've already sailed by. So that's all, that's all. I just don't want you to have a lifetime of regret because I'm about to die, but you have the God solid 50 years ahead of you. God, I would hate for you to spend the whole second half of your life. I feel regret. Jens, let it have some pizza. So then we go to Englewood, New Jersey. And Sonia gets out of a car putting her boob away, which is always how Sonia gets out of a car. Yeah.

It's just seven year boot back in your back in your skirt. And she's, she's wearing a wrap dress, which she's very uncomfortable in. It's a call back to Barbara. And she's, she just can't zip up her clothes anymore So she's really uncomfortable trying to keep her dress tied which I think is the first time that's ever happened of Sony I don't think anyone on this earth has ever seen Sonya trying to keep a dress on No, never never, but she's like I'm in Englewood. This is strange and scary. I don't know if I belong here Yeah strange and scary. I don't know if I belong here. Yeah. So she is going to visit these two phonies who are running Sonia Morgan brand, the Sonia Morgan brand. Okay, I don't trust anybody who's like, we can go over your paperwork when you drive to Inglewood.

Yeah, like, it's called email. Okay. Yeah. Although I have to say, I actually don't feel like they're phonies because if they were phonies, they'd be like, wow, this brand is taking off. You are like you are selling out everywhere instead. He's like, okay, so there's a like so we had in our first year we had a Lost $5,000 in our second year we lost $10,000 in our third year We were going to quit but you threw more money at it and we lost all of that times five and now Basically this house is the last day I have it because I'm losing that too. So we have to fix things here

She's like great great. That's the fashion industry for you Yeah, she's like I know that you've lost many because that's a part of the fashion industry Okay, when someone is losing you a shit ton of money, and then you make them drive to Inglewood, you don't give them a cheese plate like that. Just so it just doesn't happen, I don't believe it. Yeah, I don't even know if that was real cheese. And he's like, so basically over the past six years,

we haven't sold one item more than three to 500 pieces worth. So I'm just like, well, how about the fashion show? Sure, we sell plenty of stuff there. He's like, we didn't sell anything. She's like, okay, well, I see there's a baby on the ceiling. So I think that's my cue to go. He's like, you're on your cleanse, you gotta aren't you. No, not at all, just a baby on the ceiling, that's all.

So she says that she got a call from Century 21, which is bad-ass, now I don't know what getting a call from century 21 means, but... Man, your card has been declined. Well, I'll give you a dress. How about that? Can I pay for it with a dress? No, man. I'm going to be in century 21. She says that they want to buy her collection, so you have to see what that's about, because I don't know, honestly. So then we get Leah on the phone with Rod. And she's like, I'll take the kid Friday and then I'll bring her, honestly. So then we get Leah on the phone with Rob.

And she's like, I'll take the kid Friday, and then I'll bring her to you Saturday, and then maybe I have a date. I'm just kidding, I totally don't even have a date. I don't know why I said that. It's hilarious. Yeah, like Rob and I never married. And like, Kier says that Rob likes someone.

And I don't know, I'm just like Lonely and Bored, and I want passion romance. So I'm just going to sit a lot here on my romance. So I'm just gonna sit all here on my side and face time and be all like blah, to rob. Yeah, so basically she's like, what are we just never gonna date again? I mean, there's never gonna do this again. What are we just gonna, I mean, come on.

It's like what are you just gonna be church people being in church? I mean, I did go to church and that fucking priest tried to hit on me when he said, how many sexual partners have I had? I mean... Oh, so I told him... And he seemed to really like that a lot.

My next hurdle, I'm gonna go. That was like the whole scene. Yeah, she talks about how her mom still won't talk to her because she didn't fall off the wagon. She just decided to start drinking again responsibly, which... Yeah, and I like that Leo's like listen we have to start dating I mean I think it's important for Cure to know that her parents can maintain healthy relationships which we obviously can do so now it's time for comedy night with Luanne so Luanne goes over to this this place I don't know what I don't know

for the place for Luke and Hannah went on their date because remember they went So the WAN goes over to this, this place, I don't know what I don't know if it's called the public. It's a place where Luke and Hannah went on their date, because remember they went down that slide also. So there's like a tinge of romance in the air. Oh, okay, there you go. So if this is for stomp out bullying and for people who have been to prison. Yes. Let's face it.

So they have a very high chance of bullying people before they went to prison. Yes. Let's face it. They have a very high chance of bullying people before they went to prison. And then let's face another fact that they probably got bullied a lot in prison. So I guess maybe they do kind of run together about the charity's kind of tell a story when you put them together. So so the way that comes in and it's hilarious because Leigh Ann is totally, you know, she is the quintessential cabaret star now. So she's walking through, she goes, oh, great room, love this, love this, wow, I love it. It's so intimate.

Minds me some of the venues I've played before. Hey, have you ever been to that? One casino off the highway in rural Nebraska? Cause I went there right up to Tito Jackson. Anyway, great room, great room here. So Chanel is there from Princesses Long Island and she looks very different because she has weird hair now, but you know, it's good to see Chanel again. She's wearing a wig, I think. I think she's wearing a wig because I choose orthodox, I think, and like there are a lot of orth... I remember correctly, there are orthodox me to see the dark. She's not orthodox to the point

where she's wearing a wig. I'll have to say it was very strange during her talk. She's not bikini the whole season of Princesses Long Island to come on. She was on like, she was on orthodox rum spring up for that show. That's my that's my belief. The point is this. Is that true? Are you fucking? No, no, I'm talking with you. But here's the thing.

It was very, it was hard to recognize her without her childhood bed behind her when she spoke. That was very I know. I'm just thinking of like good old orthodox, you know, comedy night. So, yeah, so Luans, I can inspecting this room like, okay, well, this is a great room. And, okay, so this is the stage is where Jacques has to his comedy. Okay, it's sort of a small stage. Don't mind me, I'm just a cabaret legend at this point. But don't mind me, don't mind me. Fine, put me on a tiny stage with just brilliant room for a Frenchman to stand up at about cheese.

Don't mind me, don't mind me. So then Jacques comes in and he just keeps making bowling jokes all the time. He's like, oh, are you being bullied? Are you being bullied? Are you being bullied stupid? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So tall and beautiful with squinty judgey eyes. I'm very happy for you, for you, for you, yes, I'm Jacques. I'm very happy. Won't be driven to drink by this experience at all, not at all.

So, Sunel's like, okay, you know, here's your line, Leigh-Anne, when she introduces Jacques, okay, the way I'm going to introduce Jacques, you're going to say, and I never fuck the pirate. And then we see the clip. And that makes this whole episode worth it. Yeah, and then, you know, Chanel tells Jacques the Lionel's, isn't this hilarious, Jacques? We need to say, it's so funny. So funny, he's like, no.

No, this is not funny. Yeah, that time I was humiliated on national television and then dumped. Felt great. Thank for what Suzuki do in that. Funny, it's funny, it's funny. She goes, I have a surprise, she doesn't find it funny. I mean, if I really fucked a pirate, would I be joking about it? Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. So then our Ramona goes and gets into a car with Leigh.

I just, hi, yeah, how are you? Do you have my coffee for me? I'm not the PA. Fine. Okay, I'll take it. Toil with no cream. Thank you. All right, don't talk to me on the stall.

It's like, whoa, you what? I think I'm good. But it's weird to be back in the city. I have to be in the hamptons. I swear. It's like, I'm not good. It's weird. It's like, whoa, you what? I think I'm good, but it's weird to be back in the city. I have to be in the hamptons. Okay, it's weird. It's like for this wall.

Like here I am. The silks are also live in the hamptons. Okay, poor person. Anything you want to say to poor the talk? Okay, let's get the talk. Okay, Lonnie, it sounds like you have something to say. So say it. Just fine. Well, it's just fine.

Well, I have a confession. I texted my mom. Whoa, that's crazy. I told you, don't text your mom, okay? Because you know what she wants? She wants the embrace of her daughter. Also, it was her best friend, okay? Cause Evry, she doesn't even text me.

You know what she does? She wants it to my arms and says, you're my best friend and my favorite person ever. We're busy like sisters, okay? And she's like look, I know you said not to text but I was just saying like maybe we could get together She no, you got to go in person. She's she's thinking back at the times. You were terrible little pencil Okay, Leah two syllables. What if okay? Little cotton you were terrible little cotton drinking too much dropping out of school You're taking the back got it to it purse

I and she's like um well I just it's like not drinking nine years. It's like it helped us But like then she disapproves me and it's like my achievements are being outweighed by my failures And I should not be judged by that should not be judged by my failures Hi, what it's called a fucking credit report, okay? Yeah, welcome to the world should not be judged by that. I should not be judged by my failures. Hi. What? It's called the fucking credit report. Okay?

Welcome to the world. You're judged by your failures. Okay? You want a fucking cookie for everything? Everyone gets a trophy? So that. Yeah, exactly. You know what, Lylac?

Let me tell you some truth. Okay? She's afraid you're gonna fail again. Okay? Like, oh my goodness, my daughter's cheese so much. Like, look what she did. She started some clothing. She was in a nunnery, okay? And then she got to start some clothing, okay? She got into fashion. She just met a guy named Mario and fell in love

and Mario loves her. And then Mario went crazy because he got old and he started dating someone else. And then he separated. And even though we love Mario, he could never go back to being the same. What are we talking about again? I'm just like, what is your mother's favorite flower? She says lilacs and her mother goes, you kidding me right now. My mother's favorite flower? What's a lilacs? Did your father throw a noodle at your head? Have a diddy do that.

So Leo's like, well at least we need, because at this point Leo's now crying of course. And she's like, well at least we're seeing a comedy show. I need that after crying about my dad. I'm like, well good luck on what you're about to go into comedy show headline by Jacques. That looks like everything. That's literally an Uber waiting outside

driving you to drink, okay? Yeah. Seriously. Everybody gets to the club and they're all kissing and everything. And Ramon is like, well, you ready for your comedy to do? It's not gonna be a comedy day And she's like, I'm not doing it Ramon. It's Jacques. It's Jacques's the one doing things

I'm just gonna be sitting here at a table with my good friends and hell Yes, I'm looking forward to having a few freebies from the brand if you know what I'm saying Whoa, you know what that she's not Coco Chanel, right? What? Why did I sign on for this dumb thing? You know what's like when you start dating Tom Daxie, no, and he wasn't related to the supermarket, God damn it, it happened again.

Please say it's not about Coco. It's about Coco now. So Ramona's like, you know what, I have no expectations for tonight. Kai, podcasts have gotten very popular, but I literally don't have time to watch them, or to listen, or, you know, if you don't watch podcasts, do you?

You listen, right? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you see? But they've gained major in popular. I was like, what, what, what, she like, she just does, at that point, her senses are just barely for our coming together as I stumbled through my own sentence.

So, Darymik is just a high. I was like, yeah, look at you. You just, that looks very nice on you, Miss Sunelle and Ellie. And Lee is like, um, yeah, I don't always dress like I'll wear on 42nd street. Okay. Just fucking sometimes. Yeah. Uh, Darym is like, hey, Chinky, okay? Just fucking sometimes. Yeah, and we're just like,

hey, Chinky, you look very sad today. I have an idea. How about you, me and Nia. We all have lunch together. It'll be so fun. And Chinky's like, I guess. And Leo's like, it's kind of crazy that I'm supposed to be the voice of reason here. Like I'm the mediator. I was literally in a

comment like in in like modern times. Yeah. So Jacques is talking to Ramona and he's a cromona. You have a booty anyone? There's a truth for a moment. She's what's bully? That's when somebody like gives someone a compliment and office to pay the cap. I mean, I haven't done that He's like no Ramona no booty and then we see a clip I'm like a clip back into Ramona just being terrible over the years like tell me Contacts you driver. Oh, do you need to address again? Okay, Jeff paper and a pencil?

Cuz maybe spread it down. Okay, then maybe you won't have to ask me again My dresses Hey Bethany Maybe you won't have to ask me again. But my auntie frezzes. How about that? I gave me a break. Damn. Hey Bethany, at least all I have friends. And you have no friends. I mean, who? Where do you have friends? You have no one in your life.

You have Jason. You'll probably mess that up too, OK? You look over your agent. I look over your agent. My agent. Set, set, set, set. And that's how it stands. You are a bitch

It was so mean So then we cut back a romantic us. I don't think so You know what if opening my house with a bunch of monsters you throw fire and torches round the backyard is bullying then yes I am a bully So Jacques is like and you don't you bully anybody and run and like Yeah, I live a bully really buddy cut to durada Well if you quit getting vaginal rejuvenation and put an easy path that the jealous is the holland total bitch Hey, let's tell you when I lose I didn't get a boat shot over it. I didn't I don't know what to do

I go all right I didn't even wait till, yeah, I go all the way. I go all the way. You can be late for the dance, cause you can't, you can't be late for the dance, cause you're healing. And then it comes back to your end up. Go ahead. Yeah, I was just saying with each one of these,

it was like 2016, 2017, three weeks ago. Yeah. And Dorinda's like, I was actually the person and the playground that was fact the police fell down the people. And then I got caught up actually the person and the playground that would fact the police felt other people And like I got to the principle of that because I was saying that I was saying the police Yeah, I remember when in third grade there was a bully and I walked right up to that bully and I said hey We're from the same people you can with the same people were both in the bushes

And you're gonna walk into a restaurant without me, yeah, buddy And me and it's nice. I made you better back it up. You better back it up She's talking to a wall the whole time so Sonia comes and Sonia comes and she sees ten things. She is oh look at you. Take me back to the circus honey At the bullying at the bullying thing so sonia's like, he's such bitches at the bullying at the bullying thing. So son, you're like, oh, Leah, hi, I'm so glad we had a conversation about that whole thing about me putting you in an amazing outfit and you being upset about it. I was so off base with that. Is it possible I misread the weird shit that she sent me?

Possibly probably not, but it's not like she fucked my man. I mean, she sent me pajamas. I can get over that. Wait, did she fuck Rob? Did she fuck Rob? No, okay, good. Yeah, so Dorinda is talking to Luan now. She's like, oh my, she ain't that drinking now? I mean, it's not.

Now, wait, she's not being watched. Look at this. Who ain't drinking? Look, no police. Look at that. He's an enemy. You could have a whole fifth of Tito's right now. Nobody would know the difference. It's right now. Nobody with another difference.

It's not an amazing idea to that view. It's funny. Nobody can see you. You know what, I can hold this cup right up to you. Like right under your nose, you can smell those sweet, sweet aromas of alcohol. And no one would get mad. No one would get mad if you had just a smiley little shit.

He's got hilarious. No man in the watch tower. And one of those like, you know what she's doing? She's taking one day to time, day by day. And the way I go, well, Jacques said, I'm doing a great job. And you know, he says I'm doing great. And she's like, that's three.

And during the go, see you know what I tell it before and then say, you can't. You know, I'm not gonna, like, look how I'm holding this right under your nose and you're not even, okay, you just spit on my face, okay. But you know, salivating, that was a glee not a salvation Listen listen you're not an alcoholic time drove you to drink okay little literally He drove you to drink like you know what everything to happen with so fast

It was so furious and you're stealing cars and vindu's like I'm gonna come here just and you're driving away as hard and you know you did like, how are you up to the company, how's Justin, you're driving away, it's hot. And you know, you did what we all do. You turn to the temple. I'm like, not everyone does that, Durin. Everyone, gonna stress just gets wasted to the point where they get arrested. I mean, people do do that.

But she's like, yeah, what's just what happens tonight? If you know you get stressed and then you know you, you turn to the temple, where that guy spurgs, you know. She's just so over the top trying to get her to drink again. Oh my God, it's like horrifying and cringey, but also so amazing. That's crazy. So so so, Luan's like, well, I need a drink.

Is this water? I'm gonna, no, no, don't do it. It's pure vodka. She's like, no, first drink ever in years. Ooh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,'s pure vodka. She's like, no. First drink ever in years. Ooh. Oh, oh, oh, oh. I got this one. Oh, no. Oh, my God.

It tastes so good. Oh, God. I hope everyone enjoyed me pretending that this was water because I knew all along. That was acting. So she drinks it in the music. And then she drinks more. She's like, God, that's good. And to her end is like, tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt t tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt t I drink in the game, baby. The diver's virus? That's right, no.

And then Lou Ann turned into me the first time I ever got drunk, okay? Because I remember the first time I got drunk and I drank a beer, like the first time I took a sip and then I had all that nervous body energy where I was like hunched over and like looking left on my, being like, yeah, yeah, I mean, it's normal. It's normal, I mean, it's fine. Take your day by day, no one's watching me in the wash shower. Mm, I'm fine, I'm chill right now, I'm fine, I'm chill mean, it's normal. It's normal. I mean, it's fine. Take a day by day. No one's watching me in the watchtower.

Mm. I'm fine. I'm chill right now. I'm fine. I'm chill. I'm totally chill. I was like, oh my god, Louie. And you have so many thoughts going through your mind

right now because she knew she was going to be drinking tonight on camera. She knew what she was doing, but she still was thinking, like, what are my children going to say? Can I say a taco Tuesday? What's going to happen? Do I still have the yacht? Oh my god.

And so, Duret Romona goes, you know what? He was bound to happen. That's gonna trick, she's allowed to trick, she's an adult. And Dora is like, that's it, it's over. People build it up, Louanne, they build it up. And I say, it doesn't matter. No one cares, everyone is spaking you, Louanne. So she goes and Dora just keeps going and going. And she's like, yeah, no more drink. I'm just kidding, you have some more of you, Loon. So she goes and Dorenda just keeps going and going.

And she's like, yeah, no more drinking. I'm just kidding, you have some more of you, Matthew. She's fucking about the... Dorenda busts out like a new hand motion. She starts going, no one's judging you. No one cares. And she busts out, because we know when she does the finger thing, she does that thing.

And this one, and she, we know that we does the pointing also, right? This one was the, I'm shaking out ketchup. She started going, no one cares, no one cares. No one's judging you, Luan. No one cares. She just like keeps moving her hand like this. Like she's just trying to get invisible ketchup out of the jar.

No one cares, no one cares at all. Once she gets mad, she'll hit the 57. So we're like, no one cares. Right, Luan. But you got it. You just got to do a quick thing like that. Oh, look, invisible ketchup all over you. And Luangos, well, to have a sip of vodka, not get arrested, is amazing.

And then she tells Elise, she goes, well, I had a sip of Elise. Whatever, I'm not on probation anymore. And the Elise is like, but you're an AA, right? You're not the session to really, right? But you're an a a right I mean I am actors anonymous. Yes, I am in that one. Yes Actors anonymous just it's like this is our list Organization for an actor to like why doesn't why doesn't anybody just know my name yet? How am I not a household because you're anonymous? Why doesn't anybody just know my name yet? How am I not a household name?

Because you're anonymous, you fucking dipshit. At least it's like, I know I'm not judging, but if you're in AA, maybe like drinking is something you want to resist? I don't know. And then it's really, you're saying, people do things. You're saying, okay, mind your own garden. I'll tell you what garden is very minded. The one you have to recite that has a gate that's just standing.

Yeah, garden, gate's just standing. And Elise tells us, so I know they're drinking buddies, but she is an AA, and I would think that if that's your friend, that you'd wanna make sure that you're supporting them, so she's totally confused. So then they bring up Lou Ann, and Durin does like, wow, you know, this organization, there's so many organizations being represented here. I mean, people who will bully, people who have been depressing, I can invest in stuff I could tell. Have

you ever been the president bully to where you in comedy? I'm like, those three all actually go together really well. Yeah. Like that. You know, they're, yeah, usually the bully leads to the comedy and the comedy leads to whatever it should take to prison. Yeah. Yeah, keep an eye out for us. So the man's like, well, Chanel from Failed Bravo, Stardom, let me tell you something. I've been keeping a diary, it's a little bit

I do on my show. And here's a diary entry. Would you like to hear it? Would everyone like to hear it? I heard one clap, okay, I'll take that as a yes. Dear diary, I shot myself in the foot about having two bellinis on Easter Sunday. And now I have to blow in a device that detects alcohol five times a day. Oh, six if you include my boyfriend. Oh, hey, oh, just had some vodka. Now welcome to stage.

I never fucked up iron and Sonya stands up. It's like she did fuck the pirate. She did. She said stamps like he told me that she did. So now it's time for Jacques and he's like, oh yes. Oh oh so the private he couldn't Trot raise his flag is that what you're saying and we're oh he did raise his flag But he raised it for Son, y'all and everyone's like Yeah, okay. Yeah, and sucks comedy of God. He's like well as an immigrant I was bullied for my name because my name is spell Jay I was bullied for my name because my name is spelled J. E. Q.

U. I'm like I'm bored. Get off. Get off. Spelling. No spelling in comedy, Jacques. No, no, no, but listen it. You don't pronounce the S and the N, you know?

So it's Jacques, Jacques, Jacques, Jacques, Jacques, Jacques, as. E. E. You know, I was drinking some Pinino grigio and I was like Whoa, what would happen if you took the G out there'll be bino regio Like an original wine Hey, yeah, yeah, awkward and Dorin knows right when the kind of I'm off to because right when he's going You know that it's hard to be a French man in America and Dorin is like so you think my he is great in that

man in America and during this like so you think my actually is great tonight. Like I'm sorry. No one is going to sit here and listen to your plight of being a Frenchman in America. Okay, you privileged ass. You know when you're a wine match-ent and you have the hair of your ex-girlfriend, think it's gonna be a difficult, you know.

Hey, what's that deal with flat croissants in America or as they call them a toast? Eh? Eh? Hey, what's the deal with flat croissants in America or as they go them a toast? Eh? Eh? So, Dorenda's like, so you think 90 is great since then? You mean the idea about it's going to lunch together? I don't know that she should come because maybe we should just go together.

You're supposed to say that she is great. Don't invite Dorenda to any show you do ever, because this is fucking Durinda in every show she goes to. She's never been quiet for one person's show. Never, never. So even Jacques is like, oh, crazy lady, I'm the front row. I'm sorry to...

to distribute, but I'm the one on stage, making a very good joke about caviar, and you play a caretool, listen. I was listening, it's these cackling bitches that need to shut up. On est au stage, on a fait un très bon jeu, on a fait un caviar, on a fait un caviar tous les sangs. Je suis là, on va voir les bâtons qui sont venus de se dégager. Donc, on va voir les autres commentations. Et il y a un autre grand grand grand que tu as vu. Comme tu sais, je n'ai pas eu une podcast avec moi, je n'ai jamais eu une orgasme. Je pense que...

Je pense que... orgasm Sonya's like It's like let's give a shout out to Remi's boyfriend. He's in the audience. Remi's like why why would you do that? A whole pod. I'm never having an orgasm. Jesus. Which is like most Brooklyn podcast ever and then there's another guy who's up There's like so this guy's coming towards me and I pivot past him and I go at the platform as fast as my crocs will let me. And then you just can see everyone's like, can we have their French guy making jokes about Panache, chocolate, a lot of facts. Yeah, you made Zoc look like fucking Steve. Oh, he's just like shopping the shoes on her phone. And then another girl, she's like, I mean, to bring a different NGO, okay, if that's

okay. And then I was like, yeah, yeah, it's going to be a non-star celebrity energy. Great. Go do it. Yeah, that girl was terrible. I didn't even write down what she said. I was like, you're terrible. Your energy's worse than the rest. Get out.

I have something called trick to tell Amania. It's a disorder where you pull the hair out of your head. You just even want to be like, whoa, take the truth. This is kind of boring, okay? Like, you know what, I'm gonna stand up in the middle of her joke and aggressively walk the bathroom. Okay? Yeah. And suddenly you guys, I can read a room and let me tell you, it was dead. It was like what part of people not laughing and like, deafening silence told you that it was dead. And why were Leanne? Why were not a roast? That's what we do.

Not a lot of comedy show. Why were Luanne and Chanel sitting on stage the whole time? It was so weird. They're sitting right behind the comics at a table. Nothing made sense. That tiny little stage, the tiny little stage that I thought Jacques was gonna fall off of, which would have been the funniest thing,

especially because he knows he falls off. He's like, ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro. You know, that's how he falls over. Oh, he ends here! I fell over! Oh, so after the show, everybody is, you know, parting. And so you're still telling someone,

Oh, you know, I totally win. I'm not drinking. Isn't it funny when I'm not drinking isn't it funny I'm not drinking and now she's drinking and she tells us the last thing I want is new and drinking again without me I love farting with my girl I've never found enabling to be so entertaining like I just feel like this is also wrong and I am so into it. They are just like, yeah, off the wagon and into the juice. Who's so funny? So they all start going down that slide, that hand in the liquid down. So Tinsy's like, oh, it feels good to be going down.

Oh, Tinsy's been so many years since you've been loud to go down a slide. How does it feel, Tinsley? Did you rub she yo? You don't do that. Still some baby How's it feel, Tinsley? Did you rub she out? You do this. Don't do that. It's still some baby making years left in a Tinsley. Tinsley, going down a slide to nowhere, just like her life. I'm so proud of you, Tins. Oh, Tinsley, look, they made something about your career.

Now go slide down it. So Tinsley's telling Lee, if she wants to go back to Martin the boxing coach. Yeah. And Tensley's like, yeah, I want to work on myself. I mean, you can set me up with the man, but not yet, okay? And Ramona's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, What? Whoa, whoa, whoa, my mind was already blown when I slid down the elevator, okay? But now I'm hearing this and I'm like, whoa, can't believe it. Kai?

It's like usually 10 simple states of the bit of end, okay? And Durrinda is on the nose, on the nose. Durrinda's on the slide just making Durrinda noises all the way down the slide. She's here. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, to the women as if her scene was shot in reverse and then they played it like she had walked backwards and they're playing in reverse she's like hey Hey, so I Got I just had two shots at the key land went down the star. I feel it pretty good. Who wants to fight with jeans?

and So during this like oh right we're having a lunch on and So during this like oh right we're having a lunch on And She goes he sees that Prehensive you see look Kinsley's apprehensive you see that lead to the apprehensive She's nervous. She's nervous. She was like that time she went to the circus and told this screwed it up And everyone was better at the circus than she was that's what she looks like right there

So this screwed it up and everyone was better at the circus and she was just like right there. Emily is like, well you are a little bit intimidating and she goes, I'm not intimidating. Dermita, you're intimidating, okay? And she goes, you know what she's saying, you're intimidating, Danny. And she said, no, I said you're intimidating, Dermita. Yeah, you're saying she's intimidating, right? You're scary as hell okay? Everyone's gonna sell? Why scary?

If my scary she's like no not really wants to like go ask the go ask that cab driver in the montage of Ramona's scary. Yeah so during this like you think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think I think it's simply, it's intimidating by me. Well, it's close. It's simply, it's intimidating by me, baby. Hey, what? Oh, there's a butterfly on the wall.

There's a butterfly on my arm. The reminder is like, you're scary at the meat. Well, it turns out he's like, I'm just saying that you don't have to be there. Like, if we're gonna work it out, maybe we should go talk to each other and make it like, we're having problems. I'm like, if not everyone is in be there. I think that's a bad idea. Maybe we should go talk to each other and make it like we're having problems But like if I never when he's in people

I think that's a bad idea. I don't think I don't think they're gonna get anywhere. I think they do need Leo's help And and during this like no you look mission having the idea that's a positive She's been able to access you because apparently there is something interesting about you when she found it So I want to know what that is also. I want to show me exactly where it is. Right? Yeah. I mean, I think you're the first iceberg I've met that actually is shallower on the bottom

that is on the top. So during this like, you know, well, everything I done with you, Tinky, is not crushy at me. And so it's like, I'm so sick of being a little bit like I can't do things ah and then we like have this random shot of Luan and Ramona playing ping pong which you know was totally a grudge match for all their tennis games in the past they were trying to be like oh there's just care free just a cap race I'm playing with crazy lady across the way whoa you'll see maven playing capray want to be Kai like, oh, there's just care free just the cap race. I'm playing with crazy lady crossed the way

Whoa, you'll see me even playing capray want to be Kai And you know there was years of years on the line with that one I'm Ramona just keeps hitting balls everywhere and the man goes how many balls do you need Ramona just I Bought like yes Ramona. You're very sexy right now Some old baby's standing at a ping pong, hitting ping pongs all against the wall. I need books, okay? Like, yes, you're super sexy, Ramon,

and nailing it over there. So now Durin does mad. She's mad that she's been called intimidating, and she's also mad that her plan is falling apart. She's like, you know what, I'm gonna leave. I mean, I came here with good intentions. She knows, she knows I came with good intentions and I came with good intentions to the military,

and this is what I get in return. I'm leaving. Yeah, and let's, he's like, then what do you get me? How long have you been? So she, Durinda's hugging everybody and kissing them. And she tells Elise, she's like, I'm not staying, cause it's like,

I'm gonna get super mad, right? And you're mad, you're mad, you're mad. And at least she's like, yeah, okay, go ahead and go. And so now Tensley's just, Tensley's just ready to fight, so she's fighting for no reason. Like, there's no reason to not just say, let's go to lunch, sounds great, you know?

Let's talk, I just, I can talk. Oh no! I'm a big girl, I can talk on my own. Yeah, well, if you ever put up a gate, that's still standing years later. No. Well, point to Rinda. Point to Rinda.

Yeah, the student Kamen written, you a good Google review. I don't think so. All right, that's me, too, too. So I meant to say, sorry. So then Leah leaves us with the last line of the night, which is like some Leah knowledge. When she's like, they don't need a mediator, they need a miracle. I don't think so.

That brings us to the end of New York. I mean, this wasn't the most exciting episode, but then they showed the previews for the next episode, and it looks pretty great. I thought it was pretty funny. I was definitely laughing a lot this episode. I mean, also, don't forget that we are coming up the heels of some crazy, crazy episodes, something crazy is in the history of the show. You watch those, and then this one, it's like, oh, they go to lunch during the sad, and then they have a comedy night. Yeah. Well, whatever, we got Jacques, we got Chanel.

And, you know, Bravo knew it was right for them. They would give us princesses back. Like, I don't know why we don't have a second season of that already, all right? So let's get that back. I think she did pretty much prove that. She was an interesting. She had a lot of screen time.

She could have been more interesting. Love you, Chanel. Chanel, let's work on the wig also let's get a better wig Chanel let's work on princesses Long Island you guys are all older now I want to see what happened everybody from that show like work harder seriously come on work harder come on Chanel you can do it all everybody we sure love you Thank you for being a part of this it's been really fun reading your comments the whole time. It's stealing your jokes. Yes. I'm really sure love you guys. We will talk to you next week.

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