Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Burning in Help

Episode Date: May 13, 2021

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Glad you feel better, the neighbors don't. Okay, screamer. Everybody, it is real housewives of New York Day here on Watch What Crapins. But before we get into New York, we have got to talk about something that just shook the Bravo universe this week. Porsche, Porsche, Porsche from Real Housewives of Atlanta.

You know, we've complained a lot about the season in Atlanta. It's been a little slow. They made some work done on it. And guess what? The best thing to happen on Atlanta happened You know, we've complained a lot about the season in Atlanta. It's been a little slow Work done on it and guess what the best thing to happen on Atlanta happened after the season was over and Porsche waited to announce it until Everything was wrapped so no one could give her any shit really. Yes. I'm not happy about it, man Okay, I just heard it to talk about this on Yeah, I'm actually kind of pissed about it because first of all, everything is very shady and we're going to get into it. But I just want to talk about kind of the meta aspect of it in terms of when she releases

this information, et cetera. She drops this information that she and Simon, I don't know how to even say his last name, but Fallen's ex Simon are not only together, they're engaged and some people even think that she might even be pregnant. And she drops this the day after the premier is over. And then like the day after it's announced that she's gonna have a three episode spin off. And I'm very cynical about it, but it actually where I get annoyed is I feel like Portia has fallen into the self-producing trap that we do not like on these shows. We think it's one of the bains of Beverly Hills, it's a bain of Atlanta.

I complained about it when they went on that awful cast trip to New Orleans and Portia didn't like what was going on so she left in the middle of the night. In my mind, I was like, why can't she just do that? That's like, that's not making a TV show, right? That's not cool that someone could do that. We did not like it when Neenie did it. We did not like it when Erica Jane has done it. And I'm not liking when Portia has done it. I've, you know, we love Portia, but this right here to me speaks to why Atlanta was so bad this season. It's holding back and not sharing your life. Of course, if she was having an affair, I mean, maybe it would be hard to share it. So there's that too.

Well, now her timeline is crazy. So if anybody is living under a rock, okay, where you don't get bravo, here's what happened. Portia goes on Instagram and does a mother's day post and she's purposely I think wearing this huge Kyle Kaftan Kyle by lean to Kaftan So you can't really tell what's going on and you know you never want to say like hey she looks pregnant because like that's terrible Oh, I don't know that she looks pregnant me she looks like a lady in a Kaftan But you know that people are gonna be on mine saying, is she pregnant? Because she's in a caftan. Don't tell me that didn't cross your mind.

You're on a reality show. I feel like that's, she's doing that on purpose. Okay, so then she's posing with Dennis on one side. Dennis, who is very shockingly in a pastel yellow shirt and matching pastel yellow kind of pajama shorts. Yeah, not not sweat, not sweat suit. I'm a heat standard. For him, this is basically a tuxedo, right?

Like he's really just good. So he's standing there with his hands folded and then Portia is kind of leaning on him but facing away and her hand is on Fallen's husband or X-Husband or soon to be X-Husband. Simon. Simon. Who basically? Yeah, Simon, go up Goboda. I'm gonna have it here.

So, but like Goboda. Yeah, so something, you know, I don't know how to pronounce it either. I would ask him if he's here. But he's not gay. So I'm just gonna say Simon. Simon is giving that creepy look into the camera, right into the camera, just like the episode we saw him in

at the pool party at Fallon's house, where Porsche, you know, was just pretending she loves family. I met this cool girl Fallon that I am friends with and we're gonna go to her pool party. Yes, and he sat there all creepily watching them member It's like some old guys like staring creepily. Okay, so this is the guy you chose now granted. He's rich as hell Okay, we know because we saw that house and supposedly he's worth $40 million which I guess to some people is rich. I mean

Whatever you need to make yourself feel better. All right celebrity net worth It's not quite a Callaway money, but go on Is there a beauty rest named after you? I don't think so So that's the picture and she's also got a ring on her finger, okay? So people are like why are you posing like this with your hand on that man? If that's not your man. And why is Dennis saying, congratulations on another chapter, his name is Workwin Celebrate,

which is such a gross name on Instagram. Is that Dennis? Dennis' name is Workwin Celebrate. That's great, that's great. That is love. I mean, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live guy. And then some people were like, no, give Porsche credit. She's not in the law. She just has a book coming out or whatever. Right.

So then the next day she comes out with a nother post that's the post the post. Yes. So you go. Yeah. Do you have it? Well, I don't have I don't have it up in front of me, but basically, I can bring it up. I can, what am I talking about? Is it the one with her grandma?

I'm on her Instagram right now, I'll be, let's see here. No, no, the post that she puts up, it's a close up of her and Simon. Okay. And the caption says, our relationship began a month ago. Yes, we are crazy in love. I know it's fast, but we are living life The caption says, matters most. For all of you that need facts, I get the optics, but Simon filed for divorce from a previous marriage in January. I had nothing to do with their divorce filing. That's between the two of them. Fallen and I are not friends, and Simon's divorce has been settled.

Our relationship is positive, loving is a positive loving step forward in everybody's lives. Simon and Dennis are committed to being respectful and supportive of my happiness in the situation. So I think what struck everyone was a one-month timeline of romance starting to engagement A. B. Porsche saying that she's not friends with Fallon. When actually Portia was the one who brought Fallon onto the show and this is just about as shady to me as it gets. This timeline I think we are all raising eyebrows. Sure there is such a thing as Rulwyn Romance's. I thought that Portia would have maybe learned a thing or two about a Rulwyn romance and she seems to have declared that she has after the Dennis thing after really all her guys She actually has a terrible track record when it comes to men like she has literally never been With any guy who's been good for her. There is one guy who was sort of hot Todd

but they all work like terrible choices. She has terrible judgment for men and this is just, you know, I think one thing where I raised my eyebrows about this timeline is that Portia has done a lot of talking about her baby, her baby, what's right for her baby, yada, yada, yada, yada. So you're going to tell me this man that you've only been romantically seeing for a month, you are going to just welcome him into your life This is gonna just automatically be the stepfather to this precious child after just one month I

Don't know I've learned because you know I've been reading the shit nonstop like cuz it's hilarious the comments are hilarious on every post Like I literally crack up on every post So I've been reading about this nonstop. So apparently the reason that she even knew Fallon was because Simon is friends with What's his buns hot dog king. Okay. They're friends because of business things and they're just like rich guys so they know each other or whatever. So they hang out. So they were already hanging out with him and that's how she knew failing. She was just kind of introduced because of them,

and I guess was like, hey, you should come being on the show once or twice or whatever. Now, Portia's acting like she was never, she says in some posts, like I'm not even friends with that girl, I barely knew her. Which everyone is pointing to actual footage

from the show where it says Portia's friend, which we know is kind of sketchy, right? Because they always say it's somebody's friend. They don't really know each other, okay? So it's kind of a Yomanda Foster Erica Jane thing where they knew each other kind of because of their husbands or whatever, but not really well.

So she was hanging out over there. So that's how they know each other. So they've known each other for a while, even if they have just gotten engaged recently. Let's see here. I'm looking. Now she said that January 2021 is when they got divorced. I'm reading from People magazine.

Okay. So Simon 56, first filed for divorce from failing on January 15th. Husband brings a complaint upon the ground that the marriage between the parties is irretrievably broken. Oh, I was about to say, reconcilably broken. Listen, big part of the party. They could have changed so much,

so much of the nuance there. Either way, it's hard for my big fat ton to get it out is a point. So less than one week later, Simon dismissed his divorce complaint. Then in February, on Valentine's Day, Simon posted a photo of the now estranged couple on Instagram alongside a statement, alongside a statement about fighting for love irreconcilably. Just kidding. I'm just going to keep trying to say that word.

You did it. It took me a lifetime to learn how to love someone unconditionally, even when I did not have examples of that growing up. Okay, so already we're getting the victim language of a fuckboy, which proves that it does not matter how old you are or how far your balls drop onto the ground and drag along while you're just trying to have a my tie at your pool. Okay, a fuckboy is always a fuckboy. So by that I mean, making himself the victim in all of this right away.

So it's never too late to learn because an empty heart is even more of a greater burden. He wrote in a since deleted post according to the Atlanta Black Star. I'm still learning. I'm not quite, quite frankly, loving someone deeply is not a destination because it does get bumpy. It is a lifetime journey. Try to get comfortable and enjoy much of the ride as possible. Choose to my fellow brothers that try, never give up on love. But then on February 19th, he filed for divorce again, alleging that his marriage never give up on love was a retreat.

Reveal. Yeah, never give up on love. Just try not to pay it any alimony after it leaves you. He tried to resolve the issues, but he couldn't. So then in March, by the way, thank you, people magazine, really great investigative work here. Right. Getting right into it. Yeah, about a month later, March 17th,

Fallon acknowledged that she had received a divorce complaint, April. Simon and Fallon publicly announced her split. After two years of marriage and five years of friendship, Simon and I have made the difficult decision to go our separate ways. We're deeply thankful for the impact we've made on each other's crimes. You know, please be sure. That was basically. Right. That was April. And now it's May 12th when we're recording this. So, you know, that means

according to Portia's timeline, they started hanging out April 12th. I mean, April 12th, I mean, that was like, not a long time ago. I mean, that was literally a month ago. Could you imagine if you've met someone and now you're engaged at this point and they just got divorced like a week earlier, officially finalized?

I think there's some bullshit going on here. And I think also, I now have the second episode of the reunion. And I believe it was the second episode of the reunion. There was talk, there's a lot of talk about Kenya and Girl Code, right? There was talk about, oh, you know, it was, it was, it was, because Kenya was out there and Ralph was out there and talking about how Kenya had been flirtatious with, with Apollo and now with Ralph and Yadda, Yadda, Yadda. And there's just been a lot of talk about girl code

from Porsche. And I have to say, this does not align so well with that. Regardless of what you say, I don't know. This is just, this is so messy, it is so messy. It is, I love it. Oh, yeah. Me too. I mean, I feel like it's not really, I mean, people get divorced all the time. And what we saw of failing was, or failing was basically walking around, like, kind of bragging about all of her money and stuff.

Like, she, she really put me off at first in that pool party episode, which I will remember. But I also remember that she is the victim here, just because I'm like Porsche. Okay, but what about her sparkling personality? Fallon, who captivated all our hearts and minds? I don't know. I mean, I feel like who cares? Like why are we gonna slip?

I think it all kind of comes back to slut shaming in a way, because everybody's going for Porsche so hard now. It's like, she was with Dennis for the money at first. You know, it's like she barely knew Dennis. Why are we all surprised that she's jumping into a relationship? She knew Dennis for like five minutes and he gave her a couple of nice things

and she started asking for a ring immediately. I mean, that was just two years ago. It's not like she's got to strap record of really getting to know guys. She finds a rich guy and she tries to get to rich guy. You know what, and if I was hot, I would do the same thing. Who the fuck wants to work all the time?

Not me. I think it's just having sat through two seasons of her talking about how much she's improved, and how she's been thinking about things, and she's grown, and matured, and this is the new Porsche. And we all believe it, and we all believe it. And we still think Porsche is great,

but we forget that she's also really messy. And for me, I'm just more offended, and I'm just more offended that I do feel like she has been self-producing. In fact, there was a post up on the Bravo chat room Instagram, which is actually not the official Instagram. It's just like a fan account that loves that show apparently. Yeah, but the post was a picture of Porsche with Simon and it was like,

like newly, newly engaged, has a new spin-off, has a new man or something like that, and didn't have to talk about it on any of her shows. I'm like, and didn't have to talk about it. This is not a good thing. This is not something that we should be celebrating. I actually feel like Porsche. I think that we they're just it feels like Porsche has not been giving herself over necessarily to the show as much as as she should be. Which sounds kind of like mean because it's like you need to

give everything to this show. Yeah, but I do feel like she's about. But let's let's let's let's talk about the the timelines though. Like because this is what everyone really is talking about. This is the thing that everyone is is I think a lot of people started relating these timelines. The season we just saw, right? A lot of people don't believe that they started to see each other over the just in the past month. A lot of people don't believe that they started to see each other over just in the past month. A lot of people believe that there probably was- Yeah, they were cheating and stuff. Yeah, they were cheating and stuff and he finally left his wife. Yeah.

Right. So, there are a few conspiracy theories that are popping up and I think they're all really fun. I don't know which one's true. There's one conspiracy theory that the reason why Portia didn't want to talk about Bolo is that she was already in a relationship With Simon and didn't want to admit that. What do you think about that one? I don't stretch. I think it's a little bit of a stretch. Yeah, I think it's a little bit of a stretch I mean, and I don't I don't care. I mean, I don't think Simon would really care, right? Like he's banging all these hot, really young women. I don't think he would hold it against. I think he'd be like, wow, you got some stripper dick right on. I mean, he was still married. What can he say?

He was staying right next door with with with Fallon. Well, that's also interesting, too. Maybe he went down there with Fallon because he wanted to be near Portia. Maybe the the the the yearning was strong. Maybe it was Simon in that room that can you heard. Maybe but then Bolo was leaving it in the morning like we saw clips of Bolo leaving in the morning member. So maybe Bolo was with Tanya. It was the perfect cover up. That's true. Maybe so. Maybe they were just all banging in the same room. I mean, who knows? Yeah, I don't know. I would think that his age is not like he's Jack Lillane and like Jack Lillane old guy shape where it's like Yeah, I'm gonna fuck your brains out in any time. I mean all the cameras would have caught him walking in and walking out I feel like they the cameras are trying to tattle tail on every single person, so I don't know that they would have hidden it.

I do think it's weird that the cast hit it because you know that if this was going on, the cast knew, like some producer told someone in the cast and Marlow was alluding to a couple of things that she's going to tell that she never really did. Of course, she's just Marlow, so who the fuck knows? But I'm wondering if the cast was kind of standing up for her and keeping stuff quiet. And not- So now, looking forward to the next season. First of all, also, so Portia has a spin-off right now.

And they're saying that this spin-off was already in the works, the three episodes spin-off. It was already in the works, but now it'll have to incorporate Simon, but this was something that it was a spin-off was already in the works. The three episodes spin-off. It was already in the works, but now it'll have to incorporate Simon, but this was something that it was, it's a spin-off about Porsche, her activism, and her mom and her sister. Is this something that people will wanna watch?

Will they wanna watch it now? Because of Simon, what are your thoughts? People will watch because of the mess for sure. I mean, I would watch it just for that. I don't know if I would watch it for the other stuff. All the other stuff sounds kind of boring like to sit down for a reality show to watch, you know, but yeah, for the best. Sure. I mean, it just seems so weird. It's gonna be messy though. I don't feel like it's gonna be messy. I think it's actually it sounds to me actually like a very boring pitch for a show Kind of my nightmare is watching three straight weeks of Porsche Miss Diane and Lauren sitting in the living room folding baby clothes and just talking about things

Simon coming in also a plate of something, you know, yeah I don't know her the last one was kind of boring. I have to say I tried with the last spin off she had and I was like I'm bored and I apparently quit before it got good because I guess she had some drama with Dennis's mom and stuff which would have been fun, but I don't know I'm not really into it. I'm into it on the show to see her get called out I want to see what failings got it. Why do I keep calling her failing? It's so rude. Fallen. Sorry I know somebody named failing and so rude. Fallen, sorry. Oh, I know somebody named Fallen, and so I keep talking about Fallen. Yeah, I don't know, but I wanna see people call her out.

I mean, I totally feel robbed of it. Someone tweeted at us, you know, after Ronnie was going in so hard on Kenya, I hope that when you talk about this, Ronnie will be contrite because Portia's just, you know, Portia sex. Listen, I agree this isn't the best look for Portia. I'm not gonna just sit here and fight for Portia blindly,

no matter what. I mean, she obviously cheated with some girl's husband. And then, Stole is ass. So I'm not gonna sit here and say, hey, that's great, great look, Portia. I'm not gonna say that. None of this means Kenya doesn't suck, okay? And none of this means Kenya did not make the season suck, okay?

So I'm standing by that. I will not be contried about that But this isn't really the time to go for Kenya Yeah, but I do think that that Porsche loses some of some of her upper hand because of this I think Porsche was kind of leaning into moral high ground there and we forgot she's messy She was saying I don't have to tell you if I fucked this stripper. She wasn't even saying, no, I didn't fuck this stripper. She was just like, why do you care? I'm a single woman.

Which, why do you care? You know, but her narrative, her narrative over the past season, and I would even argue the last season was about like growing as a person and now I'm a mother and I'm going to therapy and I'm learning and evolving and yada, yada, yada, I'm coming into my own. And therapy and I'm learning and evolving and yada yada yada I'm coming into my own. And so I think that there's just been an implication.

Maybe it's just on me, you know, I can't speak for everyone. But maybe it's on me that, you know, this was like a new, more evolved, slightly more boring Porsche. And then this happened, you're like, oh, that's right, Porsche is actually very, very messy. And I think that she is, she started to act like she's not messy. She's starting to act like that's right. Porsche is actually very, very messy. And I think that she started to act like she's not messy. She started to act like that's behind her. And it's like, no, you were actually very, very messy.

And we know that there's more to this. I'm sorry. I know Ronnie, you're usually more of the conspiracy theorist here, but I fully believe that they were having an affair. I 100% believe it. And I look forward to it. Well, now I'm getting, now I'm gonna get myself in a tizzy because I'm like I'm looking forward

to seeing it next season. But there's a part of me that thinks that this will all get sidesteped. That Porsche will refuse to shoot, or refuse to talk about it on the show, or maybe she won't even show up to, I don't know. I'm a little worried that this is not going to be given the treatment that I want.

And my only hope is Kenya more, because unlike Real House House at Beverly Hills, where Erica is in a whole big poop storm right now. But she doesn't really have anyone who kind of wants to really make her face the music on that show. I think there's going to be like a performative, perfunctory attempt at that to make the women look like they are going to confront her. But I think they all want to protect her.

But at least on Atlanta, Kenya wants to go in. And so we have, Kenya is our greatest asset right now to get to the bottom of this. And I have to pray that next season we do because this season was bad and we need something. We need something. Yeah. Well, my problem with Kenya is trying just making a huge deal out of stupid little things and then just running them into the ground all season long. This is not one of those things. She has something good. Yeah. This is something good. So that's different, you know. I can I'm actually really excited to see Kenya's work on the on the next season. You know, so yeah, that's different, you know, I can I'm actually really excited to see can you just work on the on the next season, you know, so yeah, that's just there you go

That's my house was phantom. I hope so my last question my last question Do you think Slash do you want Fallen to get a peach do you think she'll get a peach and is that something you would want or do you think she'll just be a friend of? I have a feeling she'll still just be a friend of If she's even back at all she might not even be back at all because they didn't show where again this season Which was weird. So do you think production was covering for her by not bringing that girl back? Or do you think they were like oh you had a fight and tried to beat somebody with a golf club?

So yeah, because that's the last we saw if Alan, right? Yeah, I tend to think that that production sort of gathers various different friends of and it's like, okay, whoever pops the most, it's going to really be the one that we highlight. So in this case, it was Latoya and we had some Tanya. I don't think she'll get a peach. I don't know if her personality really popped away. Anyone cared?

Well, I didn't pop until it literally popped. Like until she went crazy and like tried to get Latoya with that golf club. Yeah, she literally had to dress up like Madusa to be interesting. Yeah, that was my favorite meme actually. Cause you know, every time something like this happens on Bravo, there's thousands of memes that come out.

And the meme factory has been so good for this. One of them is when Fallon was dressed as Medusa and ran by Porsche and one of her snakes fell on the ground and it just shows Porsche looking back behind her on the floor and it says the moment that Porsche started picking out the new kitchen floor. Yeah, I suspect found would be friend of, but I also would not be surprised if Porsche exerts some sort of sway, some power. And it's like, if you have fallen on, I'm not going

to shoot the show, which again is bullshit. I don't support that. But you know, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. Yeah, let's get mad at that if that happens because yeah, you know, we'll cross that bridge and we come to it. Yeah, let's get mad at that if that happens. Because you know, these shows, let's not forget this is a real house-wise show and they really do the hero villain thing quite well.

And they never just leave anybody as a hero the whole time, you know? And so this was Portia's hero season. And next season has to be your villain season. Whether or not this really happened, they're going to be coming for Portia next. That's just how the factory, you know, that's how the factory turns out the hot dogs.

But in some final news, this is coming from, oh, the famous French publication was some of the best literary work of our time. Real Housewives of Atlanta star, failing, okay, that's going a little far. Yeah. Real Housewives of Atlanta star, failing, okay, that's going a little far. Yeah. Real Housewives of Atlanta star.

Fallen prop- Fallen proposes to secret boyfriend hours after her former friend, Portia Williams, announced engagement to her ex-husband. Which is, you know, I don't know. It says she was filmed proposing to her secret boyfriend hours after her former friend revealed she was dating her ex-husband. Try to keep up.

Wow. And the new boyfriend? Peter's prune. I'm just going to say Peter, you know he's waiting for his way back in. Oh god. Well, this girl is so beautiful and so young. I mean, I'm glad for her. And this guy seems a little more age-appropriate.

The two then posed for a series of photos while her fiance showed off the ring box. Now, this is kind of also letting credence to Porsche's claim that they were already over and done with, because this says she had a secret boyfriend, and they're already engaged. So maybe this was debt over and done with a long time ago. I don't know. Okay. You know what? I don't know. But what I do request is that this all comes out on the show because Atlanta needs a lifeline. And this is exactly what everyone's been asking for. So a really fun scandal to kick off our week. Yeah, we're very happy with it. scandal to kick off our week. We're very happy with it. Let's get into real housewives of New York because that is what we're actually here to do today.

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Real Housewives of New York City. OK, now, Real Housewives of New York, getting a little, listen, a little slow, a little slow out of the gate, a little sort of, a little, a little, a, a mosey, a casual mosey. Mosey, a timey. I'm a little concerned that if the show is relying on things that I hate from Beverly Hills, like, oh my god, you look amazing, you look amazing.

I don't know where that came from. I don't know why we're seeing that. I'm assuming that they are trying to fill out this episode order, did not like that. I think that's always a bad sign when we have to sit and watch them be like, oh my God, you look fabulous. Like we are literally not here for that. We're not here to see how people look.

I'm a little concerned that Tonely, I feel like they're leaning into Leah. Tonely, like now we're gonna all be young and now Luann and Ramonaona and Sony are kind of trying to be like young and hip. And it's just setting off some red flags in my head. Again, it sort of take me to a Beverly Hills place. Like this is a show to me about obnoxious,

older women who are terrible. And we wonder what's going on. I don't you know I don't know if I need to see Ramona and paste these necessarily but yeah you don't always have crazy show. You know what I think America I think America has been waiting for that you know just like you know what we need to top off this shit year? Ramona's boobs. I mean, that's really all we need. And more like that. Yeah, I agree with you, a little boring, but I still was cracking up the whole time, so I'm gonna stick with that.

I don't, I'm gonna say what I said last week was, they just need more people. I mean, you've got the three who were like besties, no matter what, the older ladies, and then you've got the two younger ladies that are, you know, Ebony's kind of like, what the fuck is this, which I don't blame her and Leah is they're kind of thinking Leah's the star somehow which is confusing me I guess

because she did have a really good first season and she's not doing too bad on her second but this you're right this is an older lady show I don't watch the golden girls to you know for the blanche blanche son is gay story line you know what I mean like nobody watches it for that. Yeah. I'm a little concerned that they have misjudged what we're here for. But like you, it's a merely a concern. I'm not, I'm not like this show sucks. I'm not going to turn the show because we know this show has, it's still stacked

with talent and it's still great and hilarious. So that that was overall impressions. So now we dive into it and one thing that I noticed in the opening credits this time, you know, last week was the premiere and we talked about the opening lines. But this year I noticed when Luanne did her line, where she was, of all my voices, being glamorous is what I'll never give up. And we see an image of her just sitting there with fake snow falling on her head, like, look at me. Glamers and fake snow falling on her head like look at me glamorous

and fake snow like this is nothing to do with glamor literally being littered on how glamorous yeah so um so we're at ebony's and she's giving her dog carrot okay and then Leah shows up in a big huge pink bo thing and she's like, I'm wearing this for you because you're like the pageant queen. And then they're like, and then we get a look at Evanis apartment and she tells us that she's not really a downtown gal, but she moves to Tribeca to please her ex. And you know, here's the master bedroom. I don't even sleep in here because this was

for me and my ex and I just can't bear to sleep in there anymore. I'm like, uh, if my ex was paying for this fucking place, I'd be fucking strangers in there. Okay. Yeah. With the lady's thinking, which I agree with. Yeah. Also, um, Epini's dog is named Carrie James C-A-R-E-Y and I was like, that is such a unique name for a dog, and I was gonna like, snicker about it, cause I was like, Carrie James. And then I was like, what if it's named after someone very important in history?

So then I looked up Carrie James on the internet, and Carrie James, as far as I can tell, is an actor who starred in the movie, Cougar Cult, and also Wicked, Step Brother, and Actor, Slash, Model, and Giant Killer Bees. So. Giant Killer Bees. That's what it does for me.

I had no interest in Carrie James until you got to that part. I'm like, whoa. Okay. So accomplished is what you're saying. Very accomplished. I'm sure it's probably an attribute to like someone in her family, but I just, I just like that I thought I was going gonna be finding someone important in history and because I just feel like Ebony would damn her dogs after someone important and then I was like who is this important person and like oh

It's the star of giant killer bees So Ebony is talking about how She was supposed to be here with the boyfriend who she wanted to marry, but then COVID hit. And she realized that he didn't see her as family. He saw his kids as family, because he went to stay with the kids. And she says, people are here for a season of reason or a lifetime, which, you know, I guess,

I mean, I get that, but eventually I would guess that your, his kids are gonna be your step kids or whatever. So maybe, I don't know. I always say if you, I get that, but eventually I would guess that your, his kids are going to be your step kids or whatever. So maybe I don't know. I always say if you really still like him, try and work it out, but, but I don't want to. I think the boy all the time. I don't know. I don't think you're supposed to choose your kids, though, during COVID.

I think what you are, I guess that's my point. Like when a pandemic hits and he chooses his kids, I don't think that that's a reason to break up with the guy. I think that's what he's supposed to do. I think if he chose his girlfriend over the kids, wouldn't that be bad? Well, it's not just the kids. He chose the kids and New Jersey.

And I think that's when you realize, you know what, my trajectory is real housewives of New York and not Franklin Lakes. So I think this relationship is not gonna work out. I need, she's like, I need a guy who wants to, who's not gonna hunker down with me, but is gonna make his kids come into New York City to hunker down, not exactly New Jersey.

Okay, okay, thank you. I think it was that she suddenly realized, oh, there's a fundamental, there's a fundamental chasm in our relationship and it's called the Hudson River and I'm not crossing the UW Bridge for it. There is a breaking point in this relationship and it's called Hob Hudson River and I'm not crossing that you W bridge for it. There is a breaking point in this relationship and it's called Hoboken. Okay, I'm out.

There's a path out of this relationship and it's literally a path drain. Yeah, so they start talking about her first introduction to the girls and she's like, well, your friends are like you said. I mean, Sonya's a lot and I mean, she just gave me a full up and down when she met me and, you know, I'm used to it, I guess. I mean, it's not just from white women, but all women because women do that to each other. And then we see the clip of Sonya doing that. It was she just was like, oh, hi, look great or whatever. So I great or whatever so I did not look to me like a did not look to me like a but I also know that when you're on the receiving end of those things you feel like

someone has taken a clique light and shine in your eyes like hello did that say yeah like you feel it you feel it you know also I just want to point out that Kerry James the dog was eating or I think it was Kerry James did Lee upbringing her dog the dog was eating, I think it was Carrie James who did Lea bring her dog. Some dog was eating a cherry tomato off the tray, and that kind of grossed me out. I didn't know that. My dog loves a vegetable, but if he eats it off the tray,

I'll turn him into meat. Okay. I was like, is anyone going to stop this dog from eating it? Not only just eating a cherry tomato, it was like putting, it was like trying to get it with its mouth, so it's like entire mouth was in all the cherry tomatoes. I was like, this is, it's like I was like trying to get it with its mouth so it's like so it's like entire mouth was like in all the cherry tomatoes I was like this is it's a it's a core it's this there's a pandemic okay and that goes for dogs. Well the mouth has been in poop but so the cherry tomatoes so you

know what yeah there you go so then Lee is like well what about Ramona because that's the one I'm kind of worried about. She's like, no, Ramona was totally pleasant. I mean, she said she felt a vibe with me. And Leah's like, bullshit, that was bullshit. Because yeah, that felt a little unjustified, I guess. But yeah. So, Annette, be saying how she's surprised. She was in Viadge at the Hamptons, which is funny

because I'm like, you're a cast member, but that's fine. So, Sonia, Eb that's fine. So, so Sonya, Ebony is basically saying that Sonya Ramona are not like her normal friend. She's like, honey, I don't even have this many white women that I hang out with on a regular basis. But that, you know, that being said, I could be an Ebony space bitch. So, Leah's like, so then, everything's going fine so far in the episode we have a dog eating church, Mito, there's some chitchat, and then something is said that makes the hair stand up on the back of my neck,

which is Leah saying, I'm supposed to go to Burning Man, but I couldn't, so I wanna have a Burning Man theme dinner. I'm like, why are you doing this to us? Why? Why? Why? You think that this show isn't awkward enough already

with Ramona and Sonia in it. You don't need to come up with reasons for them to be more awkward. They're already gonna be awkward, okay? Also, burning man is so stinky. Yeah, burning man's like for stinky people. And I don't approve of it. And it's also for like heavy drug use and alcohol and stuff.

So, you know, I'm sure that sober people go there too, but if my sober friend was like, you know what I'm gonna do, go to Burning Man. I was, you know, I would be a little worried. I'm really worried. Listen, I feel like this show is not appreciating how lucky we have been to have a year without Burning Man photos.

Here's what I've enjoyed. Okay, coronavirus has been terrible. There have been a few silver linings. No Coachella photos, no burning man photos on Facebook or Instagram. If you don't have friends that post those, consider yourself lucky, because those of us who do, everyone's like, here's a hundred photos of me in the desert.

I think you're gonna really, oh look, I'm in a wacky costume. I'm on an RV. Oh, here's a metal sculpture art. Isn't this amazing? And you're like, it's like just the worst version of Mad Max I've seen. I'm sorry.

I know people go there and have an amazing time. And I respect that's an amazing time, but it does not translate on social media. I'm sorry to say. And I don't want to see that recaptured. And luckily, it's not recaptured in any big sense on the show, but we'll get to that. Well, Birmingham, you know, it's just one of those things that it just looks stinky. It looks gross. It looks like it's, it would hate me. Like, I feel like people would bully

me there. Even though everyone's supposed to be really nice, because every time you see pictures, it's like people who are really hot and work out a lot and like little thongs and shit I just feel like people would hate me and be mean to me and it's outside in August It's in August right? No, do you know it? By the way, a week ago. Yeah, it's like 110 degrees in the desert. I mean, it sounds terrible So I was looking it up because I was thinking you know, I'm never gonna go

So maybe I'll see more what it's like if I look up terms from Burning Man. Okay, it's in Black Rock City. They named it Black Rock City. So there's that. A burner is a Burning Man devotee. Okay, a collectidus is the process of collecting valuable unused supplies,

such as water, bacon, toilet paper, cannabis, booze, and other party favors from departing attendees. Do you say water, bacon. Do you say water bacon? Do you say butter? Yeah, water comma bacon toilet paper cannabis like okay, bacon. Okay, sure. So that's gross. It's just basically people, you know, it's throwing your old shittet people.

And then dark tarred, dark, wide speed bump, those who walk or bike at the playa at night without proper illumination, okay? Then... What? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I left my flashlight at home. Dark-wad, can't I just say, don't have my illumination, okay, you know what? You know what? I'm illumination. Whoa, whoa, whoa, Ronnie, you know what?

This reminds me, this one time, this little girl and I went out into the woods, stayed at night and I brought my little lantern, and I ran into a big bad wolf, and it turns out the big bad wolf with Geraldine Parsonsmith and she said, what are you doing out here with the lantern? She knocked out my hands. To this day, I'm always afraid to hold a lantern or a flashlight, because I'm afraid to find Geraldine Parsonsmith in the woods, okay? Sorry, I'm sorry, okay, I'm a dark wall. You know what? Then I got cold a bike tart, okay?

No, but it's like that or a dark tart. So what it is? Not very nice by the way, Bernie. It's called dark tart. A dark tart. Yeah. Well, they haven't gotten the memo. Okay, they get memos way better in burning man. Burning man is very progressive of everything, except horrible terminology you should never use. Okay, so DMV, the Department of Mutant Vehicles, another thing I hate to like, wow, let's make a Southwest Airlines plane into a bike car.

No, literally. Okay, I can get through some of these, but I wanted to tell you when I was officially done with this. If I'm not done by everything else I've just said, this did it in for me. Nose Taters. Small to medium-sized globules that are formed in the nose by a combination of flyodest and nasal mucous.

Go fuck yourself, burning man. Okay? I don't need you. I'm going to stay at non-burning home home, okay? That's where all these nose taters get the fuck out of here when you have to name the shit that comes out of your nose because of the damn party you're at no I just I I agree I oh there's a lizard outside Speaking of dark wads. There's a real platina out there

That's it was saying wow. I just got it was this big ass long lizard really perfect for this show It's like hello. We talking about the burning man party the amtons because I have a lot to say I'm really excited about that big ass lizard. It was like a big one It was oh this is crap is on demand guys by the way. Sorry, there's no image of the lizard on here, but if you're looking at this big, that's big outside. Okay, let's settle down. Let's settle down.

Ronnie, I did look up these terms, and I think you mentioned it, but there's dark tart and dark wad, and I will use dark wad and not dark tart, because here you go. That's how I roll. That's very good. It good work. Okay, so So Leo's I don't think there's oh, yeah, sorry. I just say Leo's I don't think there's a chance in hell that these women

Whatever wind up in the desert doing drugs, so I'm not bringing burning man to the Hamptons Because it's real house was in New York and we don't need burning man in the Hamptons It also doesn't work. It's literally like a, it doesn't, Burning Man doesn't work in Hamptons. It doesn't. That's why you don't do it. It doesn't work. Sorry.

So let's go to Sonya's townhouse. She's there with poor and prison Zoe, okay, who just wants to call her mother. And they're getting ready because Alita's coming over to start the healing. Yes, Alita's St. James, who sounds like she should have an R&B album. And so she arrives and Sonia is just realizing that after daily meditation and yoga, she just realized that her energy is just a little bit off and so she wants to get back on track. So Alita comes by and Alita is brought an assistant who looks like Thomas Mildich

from Silicon Valley. I was like, oh, so that's what he's up to these days. Helping out. Back. He's back. So yeah, he's not sexually harassing anybody at the moment. So that's good.

You're doing a good job in the scene so far, Thomas. So far. Also how creepy was this guy? He's like standing there in a trench coat, You're doing your doing a good job in the scene so far Thomas Also how creepy was this guy he's like standing there in a trench coat just nodding creepily with a rolly suit case I think Alita I think Alita has started kidnapping children too because that's that's what he looked like I was like it's one of Sonya's Assistance or whatever in turn. Yeah, it's like a world of assistance or whatever in terms. Yeah, it's like a world of interns. Yeah. So they go into this room and so on and say, well, this is my ex's gym.

And you know, I just, I have to call you because even though I've moved on, you know, because you know, I don't live in the past. Anyway, that was where he kept his favorite barbells. And that's where he would wipe himself down. Oh, and there. That was where he sprained his back once. But anyway, I don't live in the past, but please take a seat and please don't disrupt the museum.

Thank you. Welcome to 24 hours ago fitness. Okay, we don't live in the past. And I'll leave this like you're so in tune with yourself. You really are, Sonya. I mean, just look at you. So you know what, let's get into some deep stuff here. You have a tremendous amount of power

in your butt muscles, because I think you just first on me. All right, I smell it. It's just like down. All right, just like down. Okay. So, and then like in the middle of this, it was like a random moment where they're like,

the like Thomas Middleditch opens the door and Marley comes running in like, all like this is a big Marley episode. I felt like Marley got a lot of close-ups. It was all in the action. And so Marley comes running in and Tony goes, get in, you loser. What power, Sonya?

What power you've got inside of you? Have you brought your crystals from Portugal? Are those your crystals from Portugal? She's like, no, not, not from the Brazil, okay. Because those were on my ceiling now, okay. Naturally. Naturally. And so she's like, get out, trench coat.

Because the leader wants him to have some alone time. So she's like, go, go, trench coat. So I'm just talking about being ready for things and she's saying how the pandemic has helped her be ready. And she's like, we know I spent months in the desert. I did colonics. It's a very like desert healing themed episode to be honest. Yeah. And a lead goes, oh, sorry. Yes, she goes, while you're subconscious is in your colon, you know, your colon and your brain are connected. You know, that's why they say, and your brain are connected. You know, that's why they say leaky gut crazy brain. Like, do they say that? But you know, I say leaky gut Ramona, you pooped yourself in your white pants, but you know what to eat just home saying saying, you know, it's like that saying,

diary of the mouth, shout on your chair. Is that a saying? Yeah, with the brain of the colon are connected. You know, this is from India has very feminine energy and it's a crystal. And she's like, Oh, great, because you know, I really need to do more for myself. So yeah, you just spent four months wandering around the desert, getting colonics. I think that's like the definition of doing shit for yourself. Yeah, you are an unemployed housewife on the upper east side of New York. Like doing things for yourself is what you do.

Yeah. So Alita's like, so what feels sad for you on a personal level? And so she starts to cry. And Sonia who doesn't live in the past is like, oh, you know, he has to build you with my husband. He loved me. He loved me. There's makeup and then no makeup and then he made me feel secure and loved and then I was gone.

I was over. And like, I mean, it's sad because this is a woman who's incapable of moving on from this relationship and it is haunted her for season after season. And I don't know if she's ever going to get over it. I don't know what it's going to take, but she is. She's really damaged by it. I don't know. She is super damaged and it feels mean to be mean, but you know what?

That's what being mean is. So I'm going to be mean when you describe your relationship to myself as he really loved me. You know, I could wear makeup or no makeup. I could have a bra or no bra. I'm like, oh my God, it's like the notebook. It really, really is. That's nothing. I mean, would she still, would she be this upset if it was some poor old guy? No, you know, this was a richest fuck old, old, old ass guy. And so,

leaders like, well, what happened after that? And she's like, he was gone. He was just gone. She's like, it's okay. And I'm like, well, this is actually a step forward for Sonya, right? Because it looks like she's actually going to work through something for once. And she goes, it was over. And I knew I couldn't change it. Is he dead? No. But he's gone to me. And then she goes into this.

I had to make a choice. You know? I mean, there are other women who just shut up and put up. I mean, did I make the right decision by leaving him? Oh, no, Sonya. You did not, son, yeah, you did not leave him. No, you did not leave him. Are you really trying to act like you left him? No, you didn't, okay?

You left him alone while he was like dying of a broken hip or something, and you were partying in the South of France or whatever. That's what the story was, right? And that she wouldn't come back. She wouldn't come back. And so he was like, fuck you, I'm gonna marry your best friend instead. Wow so wasn't it? I don't know I learned

it all from you no you that's the story you've said before and that's what I go with but I was in my mind when she was saying that I was like wasn't there something that she was responsible for in this either way the renderer was like you were at their fucking Aralellis out of practice and that's where you look. Yeah, it's weird. All right, Slipper lady with with words out here. You don't break you know you never pray someone's regalness on a slipper. I would never put Ralph's Todd on my slipper. I'm a never doing it. So now Sonia's anxious about her money. She's anxious about Century 21 falling through and she's, you know, she's just in a bad place. So Alita brings out some sort of like, timpini drum or whatever,

she's like, and then Marlita, and they're just like, they're just clattering and chimes and it's a whole sound thing and, you know, Sonya feels better. And she literally has like a thing that looks like a crystal uh, Dildo. And so I think Ramona bought me one of these one time. She has like a cowbell. She has like little, you know, little dingy ding, like anything that will make my this whole episode is like,

you'll feel better if there's just a lot of noise around you. Okay. It was literally like a New York City. I think a lot feel better with a lot of noise. There's already a lot of noise around. You will feel better if you go to Ben Mandelker's third grade music class right now. Okay, so you have Morakas, you have a tambourine, you have a Glockenspiel, that's what it was essentially.

The Glockenspiel. It was like Barbara Brofsky doing her, doing her little orchestra with us, be like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. That was my music teacher, Barbara Brofsky. Do you know what I'm doing? I'm doing a little orchestra with us. Be like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. That was my music teacher, Barbara Brovsky. Um, so, uh, what was I going to say about this? Have you seen the Instagrams of Sonya at Josh's house for a million dollar listing L.A.?

Oh my God. You know, I saw that that was a thing, and I decided I wasn't going to look at it because it doesn't compel me. It's so crazy. She's so crazy. She's so crazy. She got wasted and then went up to her room and went to sleep in the bath tub, leaving the bath tub on.

So it flooded it, you know, ceiling. So they're gonna have to like get a new ceiling. See, broke his Emmy. See, I mean, everything is in this. Uh-huh, I guess. For what? She broke it. I don't know. We got Wow TV this I don't know see me. We got one See that's a thing. This is a slow start to the season, but we got Sonia Morgan

We got Sonia. We got Ramona. We got LeWam. We'll be fine. Yeah, so now we go to the movie fight Yeah, and so then we go to Leah's apartment She's packing up and her daughter is sitting there and she's like She Leah tells her daughter. So you know how I like aunt Sarah met Russ and burning man and I'm already like no This is I'm not I don't want I Can't imagine if my if my aunt and uncle met a burning man I don't like I know it's a thing I know and I know it's a thing.

I know and I accept it. I know people in our audience do that, but I cannot literally imagine if like my aunt and my aunt and uncle metaparty get close my mind. That's her. So then over at Sonya, she's, everybody, this is the packing segment. Everybody's getting packed.

So then we go to Ramona's house in Southampton and she's like, you know what? Why is there food on the floor living room? Not with food, girl, sky. Food goes into kitchen. Why is it here on the floor? And then it says hospitality director, Michelle. And she's like, I don't know, I don't know who put it there.

I didn't put it there. Well, the skin of the kitchen, KDL, I'm coming. Oh, yeah. So then Ramona, I have this great hospitality director who agreed to work with me every day, okay? So I don't have to wake up with funny things and bowls, bottles all out and food out, okay? And I was like, I was like, funny things and bowls, that's a very specific thing.

And then they show a flashback to a last show. I was like, oh, that's right. Don't put the chicken. Yeah. So at this point, we don't know what's going on because Ramona is wearing this bright green vest with this furry fringe. And she has like figure skater makeup on.

What is Ramona dressed like this? And they're like, this is bad. They're really trying to be hip like Leah. Really trying to go for it. And why is Ramona dressed like this? And the poor hospitality director, Michelle, is trying to be fun with Ramona. And you just can't,

because Ramona hates anybody that she's not pretending to like at that moment, you know? She's so fucking rude to every person in service. So we've seen it over and over. So the lady is just trying with her. She's like, well to every person in service. We've seen it over and over The ladies just trying with her. She's like well you look fabulous and that's the important part. It's like quite And you know, okay? Floor food a putterana I can't believe I am five other girls to come for five

Days okay, but you know what the cities cities are really weird place right now, okay? Everything shut down. And the Hamptons, my home, we can have a good time here and not feel so restricted the way we are in New York, it pretends the ocean and not wear masks, okay? Because I don't wear masks in the ocean, okay? You know what? Even that girl's coming and contrasting with all the other girls think, I really like that slutty girl. But todayty name you know the hooker face one who throws raviolis me you know what really like Mia And I'm excited to watch a burn a man. Okay, you know what? And so then she goes outside and screams weird. I just gonna be

At a remonus thing now is to say bring it. She's gonna bring it so she says you know I just saw it that like since this is a pregnant theme party, I'm gonna bring it. And she does this thing with her fingers. She like does like a wind up with her fingers. She's like, it's like, she's almost like ushering in a very small plane. She doesn't wind up with her fingers. Like, like, I said, then it's like finger pistols. I like, I'm gonna bring it. Okay. I'm like, well, Ramona, she's excited. So Leah goes to pick up Ebene as they can drive together and Leah is really tired emotionally because her grandma is dying, which is super sad. And not really helping this episode pick up any.

So that's really sad. They talk about that and she says that she's had really good end of life combos with her and all that good stuff. And she's like, I just hope on nice to the ladies because like, if I'm like feeling a certain way, I can't like pretend that I'm not like feeling like that. Don't try to sell us on it, Lea. Okay. She's really trying to sell us on the fact that she's going to still be entertaining, even though she's sober. So then Leuan goes and picks up Sonyia and she's like, oh, hi sweetheart, you need

some help. Oh, look at that. Whoa. You know, I feel like the Hamptons could be a good trip for us because being under one roof, I can see what's really going on with Sonia and kind of gauge where her head's at. Sort of see what kind of cap race she's been listening to and figuring out whether or not we need to adjust her her taste levels. Do what I'm saying You know what you can always tell how how Sony is doing financially by the amount of silver She steals from your home when she comes to visit so this is a chance for us to really gaze how poor Sony is So I'm looking forward to that so then Lee and Ebony show up and Ramona is like doing out this whole set in the backyard,

and Ramona has lost Coco, and she's like, Diane! Do you know where Coco is? Okay, I don't see Coco anywhere. She goes, I'm Michelle. She goes, yeah, Diane! Coco's sleeping in the bedroom, okay? And I like that she goes, Coco!

Coco! I don't even know why she's yelling. She can't hear me anyway. Like this is the first dog to become voluntarily deaf, by the way. The dog actually was fine, but after living with Ramona a lot, it just kept like sticking its ears in the electric sockets.

So yeah, so Lea and Ebony arrive and they meet Michelle, the hospitality, expert, whatever her official name is. And Michelle is like, by the way, Ramona Coco sleeping in the bedroom. You know what, can you pick her up for me, Diane? Because she needs to eat, okay, she needs to eat right now, okay, Diane? So Leo's really impressed with the whole setup and the backyard. And, you know, it's like wow This is like a really like crispy haired olive branch. No look at Ramona. She even got her hair done for it

You know, so then they're drinking shrimp. Hey, you man. That for you, Leah I got it 738 M in the morning. Okay. I said if I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna bring it. Okay Bring it right. I have that expression bring it bring it So they take a look around outside and Ebony's brought a gift and Ramona's like oh So then Ramona tells us you know what something about that girl Ebony Look I've got feeling about it. It's it. You know, sometimes you get a girl feeling guy.

It's it. It's like Mario. I had to got feeling about him and look how that turned out. Pretty okay. Okay. So now there's, so they're in the backyard. I was like, you know what? It's like a wonderland beauty back here.

And the backyard is getting set up and it looks nothing like Burning Man Watts. It just looks like a Hampton's party. It looks like a really beautiful Moroccan setup, right? It's like at the tent and the lanterns and that. Are we turning to Inaigarten for Burning Man decor? We're not, but that's basically what's happening here, okay? So so Leah's like Leah's like wow, this is like really amazing. No, you know what? It's amazing. No, it's phenomenal. Okay

No, no, it's it's I'm bringing it a guy. It's amazing You know what? Dianne! It's like, I'm Michelle. I'm not Dianne. No, it's Michelle. Okay, okay. Dianne, Dianne. You know what?

I get my help wrong. Sit, get my help wrong. Sorry, okay. And Ebony's like, did she just say she gets her help wrong? Hahaha. She's like, it's 2020. Nobody uses the help. It's the regulatory and a meaning.

Has anyone seen the help? Not the movie, the actual help that's around here. Her name is Diana and Maria and Janessa. Anyone seen her? No, okay. Leah's just used to it. It doesn't even ping her radar. You just see her sniff.

She like gets a piece of steak and she's like, sniff it. So, so they're just eating lunch and Ramona is like oddly nervous. She's like, Antic, you know, and Leo's like, I ain't nervous. And she's like, no, I'm excited. Just that, you know what, like Sonia and Luian, they're just like, they're, they're late and Ebony goes, Tari, for the party, and I was like, how dare you, Brandon Kimsel's at the show. How dare you, ma'am.

And Lee is like, well, then they shouldn't get the best rooms, if they're gonna be late. She's like, but you know what? I already promised her, okay. I can't have that shit all year this year. So Ebony is lawyer. So she's like, well, that was a verbal promise and it wasn't conditional. So then Luian and Sonia are in the car. And Luian's like, you know, I really die, Ebony is lawyer, so she's like, well that was a verbal promise and it wasn't conditional. So then Luanne and Sonia are in the car and Luanne's like, you know, I really die company.

I didn't really know how that would go, but I like her. I like her. And she's just driving and then's like, boom, did you see that? I think I ran over one of my fans. Can you believe it? You know, that is the price of fame. You have so many fans everywhere on the streets, literally in the middle of the highways.

All right, take me away to jail. I guess I'm guilty. Guilty of running over one of my millions of fans. Take me away, officer. Sun is like, yes, straddle it, feels good. It's like so volcanic. I mean, oh, black guy just flipped me off. Did you see that?

Well, he's cute. Hello. Thank you see that? Well, he's cute. Hello. Thank you for liking the music. She says, she says, because I guess it's like a multi-part thing that I don't know. She like, swirves out of the way up something. It's just, did you see that? It was like a volcano. The way how it was like a newspaper, look at that volcano in the middle of the L.I.E So then back at Ramones Ramones like whoa, you what? Heather might come guy. It's just she might spend nine to two and he's like cool He's like, you don't speak side okay, you know what normally when you say headless coming everyone's going well Okay, you know what normally when you say headless coming everyone's going well

He's getting no one ever does that. You see man guy and she's like you might know where she's the girl who once said mother fucker Whoa, she learned that in prison, I think you know, she's a girl without central air condition. Okay She says holla She the all the bread that's it. Guy. So Evan is like who are you guys talking about? And he's like, well, I don't really know her well, but well, what I do know is that she was like talking shit about Luan on her podcast. Like she said, Luan does hard drugs. I mean, that's crazy. It's like, it's not crazy. Yeah, don't say that you don't know her well and then you can cite things that she

set on her podcast. Okay, because like even we can't cite things that Heather said on her podcast and we do this for a living. Well, they showed the headlines because as we find out later, they've all got the Google alerts. So Heather was talking about the famous vacation and scary island and no not scary island the pirate vacation. Yeah, pirate island or whatever. Yeah, it was like St. Farts or St. Thomas. It's mostly John's or St. Marlowe Thomas. Yeah, St. Marlowe Thomas. I like that. Yeah. So, uh, yes, so she's like, she literally said that low end is hard drugs and Ramona, as you you just mentioned goes, you know what, I did read that

because I get these things that are called cool alerts. I don't know if you got it, it's on something that I like to call the internet. I don't know if you've heard about that at all. Have you heard of that? Yeah. So I guess we're familiar Ramona. She goes, you know,

if you're someone who blabs about someone doing hard drugs, like I'm not gonna trust you, which I get, like if you're doing hard drugs on a weekend, that's your damn right. And you shouldn't have to worry about your friends going and telling everybody, you know, you should have some kind of secret. Now, then again, don't do drugs around people named, you know, or anything like Heather. Okay. Heather, who tries to baby spoon feed everybody with meatballs. Okay. Remember what you do that to Bethany? She's like, you're a Bethany? Try me. Ball. Here.

Once I'm hungry. Oh my god. Get that. That's the one way for my face. Oh my god. You know what God bless Heather Thompson because how lucky were we to see someone just totally baby Bethany and her not know what to do. I don't want to try. I don't want to try. I don't want to try. I don't want to. My walls are my walls are my walls are up. Like I think we are lucky that we had that moment. Mm-hmm. So then she's like, yeah, I don't trust her

because she's talking about this cast in the press all the time, like Thursday. So Leah's like, well, then I guess I should admit that I also invited a couple people tonight. Everyone's like, oh. I just start pushing food around with her fork. Like her eyes are about to pop out of her head. Like, oh, we get you in white. And Leo's like, I invited Elise and my sister. And so we get an Elise flashback, which is of course, you know, we love an Elise flashback.

And then we also get a flashback of Sarah in Newport talking to her in Monatius. So we haven't really met and I just feel like a strange that you're ignoring me and it's just like, you're just like statically ignoring me and everyone goes, whatever. I'm so just kidding. So they go to unpack and they get the tour, they get the tour of the house. I'm almost like, you know what? The best thing is when you come up to stairs and you can see outside, because like, these things called windows, okay?

So, a maze, guys. You know what? You know what? I didn't use a contractor, even though they wanted to work with me, because they kind of all have a crush on me, because you know what? I'm ageless, okay? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I'm ageless. I said, you know what, contractor, I'm going to do it by myself, because I'm what, I'm Ageless, okay? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I'm Ageless. I said, you know what, contractor?

I'm gonna do it by myself because I'm a woman who sports another woman, okay? And that woman is me, Kai. And you know what, good at it. And it's fun, it's fun, okay? So bring it, it's fun, it's fun. And everyone's like, yeah, I mean, that skylight, she goes, yeah, you know what, I broke that out of there.

I did that myself, but the skylight. Yeah It's so fun. You can hear your voice echo like when I say it's fun I hear my voice say back. What about the skylight? Okay, it's fun Bring it guy She's like Ramona listen, I don't know. I wonder if my voice decibel is too low and you just don't hear me. Just, you, what? Actually, I'd be hearing problem. Guy, I hate this ear infection. She's, okay, I won't take it personally then.

She has, I think she has a listening problem, not an ear problem, but I will, you know, I will just wait for Miss Ramona, you know, I'll give her some time or something like that. And then of course, like, whoa, it's a bit dirty. And Sony's like, can you pressure yourself with that? Like literally everything to Sonya isn't about that. It's like, I know.

You know, what? And then I put it in the shower head. Can I fuck myself with that? Yeah, you know what? And then this thing, it's called toilet paper roll. Can I fuck myself with it? This is a sink. Can I fuck myself with it? This is a sink. Can I fuck myself? So Ebony is like, you know, I'm seeing some things that Ramona I really like, but I'm also seeing things

I don't like like calling the lovely Michelle who's there to help her the help. So then I mean, like, I mean, like, all I could think is like, well, have fun because you've got quite a season coming up. Man, this is my activity iceberg. If you're already mad, you're gonna be freaking out soon. Good luck. Yep. So, uh, so the way I'm showing up, I could believe I'm back here at Ramona's house. You believe it Ramona?

My, my very good girlfriend sorry the producers maybe see that we are such good friends now such wonderful friends I love her. Girlfriends that's the theme of the season. Girlfriends. You know what you said you were gonna come at one then it's two then it's three that's how numbers work Ram no wow look at you you look cute and so I'm just like yeah You never see it's to surprise me and what is that a ponytail for burning man can I fuck that? And it's fun it's fun it's fun That's all guys does that's it

It's a double fingers. Bring it. Bring it. Bring it. So, Evan, he goes, so I'm gonna tell Ramona Coco peed on the floor. She's, no, you're what? I think it's Marley the peed on the floor. Guy.

So I think it's, ah, she went out. I was like, both of your dog's piss on the floor all the time. Take care of that. Okay? What the hell do you need? Get a stun gun. I don't care what you do. It's terrible. Also, Coco is like 400 years old.

So I think chances are it was Coco who did it. It couldn't have been either. It could have been either Ramona or Sonia. Really? Yeah. Neither one of them is bastard either. So now Ramona and Sonia go out to the pool and Ramona feels the pool temperature. It's like too cold for her liking.

She's like, oh, no, you know what? I was telling the help. I was like it's thing at E.5 I was like why is it not going up? You know what? I gotta go see if the help turned off the pool here, okay? Like I wanted at 95 I said 95 to my guy. I said make it 95. I said I want it 95 Bring it bring it 95 and you know what? He said he's gonna bring it to 95 guess where it's at not 95 85 I said 95 Okay, so he was like where's a few sparks remember the old days when we had back in white TVs If they didn't work we could just hit them nothing works when you hit it anymore That probably explains a lot of the issues in our house. She's probably slapping so many Truly let's She's obviously slapping so many places and truly toilets

So Lou Ann is checking out her room. I'm just like whoa This is a nice upgrade from the basement. I mean God knows it took me 15 years I went from the lower level to the penthouse. We a TV that actually works. Let's turn that on hot Welcome to the moment sing this home guy Let's turn that on. Hi! Welcome to the Mona Singers Hall. Guy? You know what? No distinct here.

It's a beautiful home. First of all, walk at your door and you'll be able to see outside. Because it's called Windows, okay? The pool is set at a temperature of 95 degrees. Very comfortable for everyone, okay? So Ebony is like, yeah, this is a really nice room Don't go down to the door with that because it's a monster with Crazy scratchy skin who sings terrible songs from musicals down there. Don't go no you need to update this

Television all right, I don't know how TV is this hey hold on let me just slap it along its side to see if that fix is it Remember when TV is gonna be fixed with a slap This is something you say you know what I don't know why but my channel just changed Well look here's something working I've been in like Lou Ann's room and She's like oh, this is a pretty nice room and Lou Ann goes it's about Tom girlfriend. So they're all getting ready for the party and stuff. And Ramona. Ramona is wearing wow. It look she's wearing like tin foil as a mini skirt and then just boob pasteies like silver sparkly boob pasties and in best

shirt. And suddenly it's like, well, look at this girl with her boob and stickers. I mean, she used to be such a prude. The baby, you've come a long way. A long way. But it's like, it's like, like coming a long way, that's like getting on the highway and winding up at some town you didn't intend to go to. Like, yeah, you've come a long way, but have you actually arrived? I'm not sure. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah.

The Wands were like a variation on her floppy disco hat, but this one has like steampunk goggles on it. And they're all just like very infatuated with their looks. This work, it's very much like Beverly Hills, except it keeps, we keep cross cutting, tomorrowly, humping cocoa. work. It's very much like Beverly Hills, except it keeps, we keep cross cutting tomorrow Lee Humping Coco. And, and so Ramona goes, you know what? Burning man is about showing off your body. And if I'm going to do it right, I'm going to do it right. Bring it. Like, is that what burning man is burning man? I thought that was gay pride. I think they all are ban. They all are, Ben, they all are. That's true. And some are activities.

So, Leah's loves Ramona's body and Evany tells us, I mean, I don't know about the silver pasties and that's it. Just under a sea through shirt, but you know what, if that's you live bitch, live bitch. So guess what Sonyan Ramona are doing? They're cleaning pee off the rug, which is, you can tell that they're Ramona's house because they're actually cleaning it because anywhere else they would have just fucking left it there.

Yeah, and Ramona is also still trying to grasp the idea of what Burning Man is. She was, you know what? I don't even know what Burning Man is. It's just a lot of desert, right? And Sonny goes, I think like, ala waska, something like that. You know what, it's great outfits in music.

I guess just great outfits in music. I guess just great I think they think they're going to like burning man is just like going to I don't know like seeing far and her play at Jones Beach, you know So they go outside and they see all the decorations at night. There's like glow lights everywhere And Lee is telling us that she's gonna be fine without booze So they go outside and they see all the decorations at night. And there's like glow lights everywhere. And Leah is telling us that she's gonna be fine without booze, you know, she doesn't even care about it. And Ebony keeps saying, I'm so proud of you, Leah.

I'm just so proud of you. What a setup. Which is kind of funny, because did she do all this? I guess she did this over the phone or something. I don't know. She gets the house wife storyline where she's like, I want a burning man party. And then just shows up and it's already done,

but then she gets a lot of credit for it. And it like, and again, it looks nothing like Burning Man. It looks like pretty much at any standard, you know, fancy party in Hollywood, to be honest. Like, it's just, there's like a pizza oven. There's like lovely hors d'oeuvres. There's croutotets, there's a bar, there's like beautiful cushions down and attend and like

Those like Edison bulbs and there's like a fog machine Again, I've never been to Burning Man, but this Really looks nothing this looks like the same in college returns latest party, you know, it does It looks like a college is white people party totally. Yeah, so Let's see Vremona of course. So let's see, Vremona, of course. So Vremona, she's at the bar going, okay, so here's what you do. You get a wine glass, you fill it to the top.

I'm so burning man. So burning man. The Vremona. It just speaks. Also, like Leah, Leah has like, I can't wait to go to Burning Man. Leah does not look like she's dressed for Burning Man at all. And none of them do look like they're dressed for Burning Man.

Actually, I think so, Leah looks like she's gonna do like a steampunk version of Pipin or something. I'm not sure what's going on with him. No, Ramona does not either. Ramona looks like a girl in like a tap dance recital, like a little old girl in a tap dance recital who just got like attacked by a lion or something but shredded her dance costume.

Ebony is just like dressed to go to a cocktail party essentially. Yeah, Ebony is doing the bravo in fashion especially on bravo thing, especially on Vanderpump rules thing with your jacket only over your shoulders. I'm like wow, that is so burning man. That's so burning. So burning man, and Luanne has her crazy hat. It's just very funny. So Luanne tells us that last year,

in the Hamptons I was so much more apprehensive about being around other women and not drinking. And this time I'm in a different place. I got my foes day and I'm ready to party just like the rest of them. Okay boys, let's kick off this Burning Man with a hello Burning Man tradition. Three, two, one. So then there's a healer there guys. The healer is waiting for us. It's Debby.

So you can heal her. Okay. And she's like, you know guys, I'm called a healer, but that's not what's happening here. That's just a title because you can only heal yourself. Everyone says, what? I mean, you know what? Question. Sorry.

Okay. What are we healing from? We've like healing from a disease, a facelift, finding out your husband is banging the nanny from page six. Like, what are we healing from? Okay. I need to know. And Leah goes, it transcends definition. Like you feel it, you'll know.

Like, don't intellectualize it. You know what I mean? First time that phrase has been ever spoken in Ramonna's direction. Don't intellectualize it. I'm going to just go, okay, thank you. And then she just opens her eyes really big and like looks around at everybody, like they're crazy. And the man's like, well, Lord knows this group of ladies has a lot of healing to do.

So bring it on, spirit lady. And she's like, well, that's actually very important that you acknowledged that you need healing in the first place I love acknowledgement. All right everybody sit down sit down. Thank you. Thank you Thank you. Oh I was sitting ahead with spiritual flowers. Thank you, Becky. Oh Well, I heard that there's gonna be a a sound bath. So, I guess that means that's going to be code for cabaret. Okay. Money don't buy your class.

Money don't buy your class. Like, um, Lewan, even though you do sort of sound like, um, my mallet going around the rim of this vase, um, we're going to have to ask you, this is not a sound bad. This is a cabaret, that you're doing cabaret, not a sound bad. Hmm. So they're getting all spiritual and we're gonna go, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.

You know what? I don't want to interrupt you. Sorry, okay. But maybe a healing from a disease, maybe you just got to toe left because it was looking droopy, okay? You know what, maybe a healing for something positive. You know what, maybe you want to change yourself. You know what like my my help, you know

She's the surname of the Diane and so I called it Diane that she said her name is Diana so I call it Diana You know what the spray guys You know what it's like that song healed the world for like 20 years I was like what is that song about like healed the world? Was that mean? I do healed world, okay? The world get like into it. Did it fall over and like scrape its knees? I don't get it. It's a world has world don't even have needs like how's it work? You know what now? I think I get it. I think I understand it. Okay? Hey Diana bring us out some cocktails to celebrate me understanding what healing's all about. Okay? Debbie is like listen, it's just a moment. You just take a moment, you let a moment pass.

It's just a moment to, and so do you guys. A moment to shut the fuck up, Ramona. So now they have to share and put some intention out into the universe. So, Leah's like, hi, my name's Leah. And what's going to have me on my mind is that I want to be with, I want to send an intention for my family to find strength since my family is like, my grandma is like very sick and like is dying right now. And I just want my grandmother to feel everyone's love and everyone to be okay right now.

And bye. I mean, Ebony is like, well, you know, and on my heart also is my grandmother. And I'm really concerned with my mother because it's the only family I have left. And so it's time for me to expand my definition of family. Girls, I'm expanding my definition of family. Whoa, you know what? I have question, guys. I'm like, come on, it just plays out.

Family. Girls, I just want you to know I'm expanding my definition of family and I'm proud to say that none of you are in it Yeah And Sonia's just giving this like Ebony's story is so sad. She's like this is the last of my family. I have nobody and Sonia's like Mm-hmm. Have you ever on her face?

So, it's like, there's a good story. Have you ever had your clothing line get canceled out of Century 21? Because when I'm business, that's what I talk about losing family, right? Am I right, everyone? Yeah. So, Ramona's like, you know what? You're a good person. Okay.

You think I'm fighting every willing to buy home? Okay. You have to very lovely soul. Okay. I can tell. Well, then I would try to rub my hand on your back, Evan A. But unfortunately, you have to very lovely soul. Okay, I can tell. Well, then I would try to rub my hand on your back, Evanie, but unfortunately you've got too many spikes on your address. Huh, look. Regular, regular dinosaur back there.

Am I right, ladies? High five, anyone? No? Okay. Well, hi, my name is Luan. And for years, I've been seeking spirituality, and I found it. And a Cantor and Ab musical called, as the world goes round. So I'd like to thank And a Cantor and Ab musical called as the world goes round.

So I'd like to thank you Cantor and Ab and I'd like to say Soul Sister, Cantor, guide me, guide me to be even more fabulous than I am on the world go round the world go round the world go round Money makes the world go round it makes the world go round Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, what? I don't have family either. Okay, except for my daughter and my friends are my family. So I want to pay attention to my friends, my real ones, okay, the ones who all give me a hundred dollars in a bag so I can buy a new purse. Okay. Yeah. I just try to do that baby voice thing. She's like, you know, I just don't really have any.

I don't have any friends or family. You know, since Mirio left me for a slut who worked for him, you know, and so he unfairly won't be lost as my own crazy, just mean every bit. It's okay, because you know what? I'm really hot for my age and I'm over Mario and if he decides he wants to come back to me, well that will be his choice, because I'm totally over him. Okay, let me now just go and leave and call him and let him know how much I'm over him. Okay?

Well, you gotta give Ramona credit for trying, but I don't think anyone's buying that one. I'm over him. Okay. Well, you got to give Ramona credit for trying, but I don't think anyone's buying that one. I'm a rock boy. So Sonya's like, you know, I just want to be more vulnerable. So my friends just know that I trust him with my feelings. Don't trust these people with your feelings. Never. I've had on your feelings for years.

Okay. Don't do that. Never do that. Ramona is the worst person to trust with your feelings. And the way it goes, well, by showing your vulnerability, it shows your Don't do that. Remona is the worst person to trust with your feelings. And the way I go, well by showing your vulnerability, it shows your strength, much like how I,

when I sing my songs, it shows my incredible talent. You know how it is. Mm. And then Sonia saying she can't call her mom or her daughter because she doesn't wanna burden them. And the way I'm like, put that vulnerability, Sonia. All right. Listen, you're never as vulnerable

as you are the day that you try to take your children's house and they have to get it back from you in court. Now there's some vulnerability. My right, boys. Vulnerability is all about opening up your heart to the idea that other people may know your music. They know my music. It feels good to be vulnerable.

So some music, I just wanna check out, I mean not kill myself, but just check out, you know, of the world. Not killing myself, just checking out. You know, a fly, you know what I mean girls, like Sonya Jesus. My Ramona is like, you know what? That's just like giving up, okay?

And Sonya needs to learn to fight back and out, wallow, yeah, cause positive cremity, just like giving up, okay? And suddenly you need to learn to fight back and not wallow. Yeah, cause positive cremity, energy creates positive results, okay? And if you can't have positive energy, how do you summon like Diana over there, okay? You tell her to be positive, she'll be positive, be positive, Diana.

And to the show. You know what? You know what, I used to always say, I have like one foot in the nursing home, but then it turns out they have a very high STD rate, especially after I get there. So, I don't know. I just, I don't know what, I just want to disappear. That's all I just want to disappear. So like, okay, let's just do Ray-Rakey.

I'm gonna go, Ramona, get your friend. So, they're all laughing and they're doing Ray- and the reiki master is like, well, whatever needs to happen, whatever needs to come out, this is safe space. So they go, I feel like screaming. And they're like, okay, she's like, she screams and they're all covering their ears and Marley is terrified and now Leo's solving. Yeah. So then who else screams?

Someone else starts screaming too. Ramona starts to scream. Actually, she's like, oh, Lewand. Lewand. So then who else scream someone else start screaming to remote starts to scream actually Oh Luan Luan Yeah, and the remote is like I'm gonna scream to guys They're all screaming but you know, thanks guys. I'm sure the neighbors love your peaceful moment that you're having you know and So Debbie's like wow, I'm really feeling the energy So Ramona's like you know what you know what lady who makes noises

Just wanted to say really sorry for all my questions, but I really loved it Okay, but I feel like my mind got messaged okay, I feel so much more I'm just giving my $100 so I can go back to the city. So then they're like frolicing in the pool and someone's like, oh, someone's nipple cover is floating. And Luangos, oh, I thought it was mozzarella as if that's as reasonable of a thing that would be in the pool. So Evany keeps her clothes on, but she does float on the pool on a swan and stuff. And then you send pizza and...

So burning man. So burning man. A little... Artisanal... Personal pizza. And then someone just like... Who says this Ramona? She goes, hey, you...

What's Sonya? Is your talk name Morley or Morley? She's like, you're my chasin' fucking family, you loser sonia? Is your dog named Morley or Morley? She's like, you're my child's and fucking family, you loser. What is it? Help go or cook you. I mean, what is it, Ramona? Yeah. I like that Ramona hat.

And Ramona's mind, there's a possibility that the dog may be named after Morley Safer. Just might be. So then some acrobat type people come out and guys on a stilt and everything, and so you go, are we in Santa Pay? What? I'm like, what?

Everyone's referencing. That is big thing, and Santa Pay. Don't say. Wow, the minute you get off the airport in Santa Pay, stilts and body shapes. So you see twisty little bodies crawling, crawling, doing back bends down the runway Oh, you should see what TSA is like in Santa Ana

You get in the line you put your bag on the conveyor belt the TSA guy Takes the bag with his toe Bounce it on his nose and then throws up the guy in the silt. It's just marvelous So Ebony just goes to bed. She's like I'm tired, but I'm not mad. I'm just tired. So Ebony just goes to bed she's like I'm tired but I'm not mad I'm just tired so she goes up to bed and Lee is like why did she leave we're gonna go sweet crazy bitches. And Sonia is like well I'm sure she was good because she told me she told me she's just fine, but Leah goes to check on her anyway Yeah, and basically Ebene is I've been like no tonight was like really good and I feel light and free and I just want to bask in it and You know she says that she basically hasn't been around this energy in years not since Fox News and basically what she's

I know I was like well Maybe you did something worse now. But I think what she's basically saying is she hasn't been around like a group, a block of white women in a very long time. And so she was actually happy that she hasn't had a chance to really connect. I shouldn't say that she hasn't been around

a block of white women. She hasn't connected with a block of white women in a while. And, you know, she feels she was like really happy with the night. So she just wants to bask in the moment. AKA leave on a high note before Ramona says something terrible. Yeah. But she goes, well, you know, like it didn't feel like an issue, which took me by surprise.

So that was good. Good job, Leah. Great job, Leah. What did Leah do? So then she, she just keeps congratulating Leah all night and was good. Good job, Leah. Great job, Leah. What did Leah do? So then she just keeps congratulating Leah all night and telling her, great job, Leah. I felt comfortable. So good job, Leah.

And she's like, and you know, I feel like I could tell my truth. And if something rubs me the wrong way, I can say it. Oh, okay. Have fun with that. You have fun with that. I, because I cannot wait for that conversation. It looks so good but The conversation I most look forward to is you want to talk about Wells Fargo

Yes, yes, next week we have a Wells Fargo fight. So I think that like you know We just have some we just had some on ramping to do and next week a Wells Fargo fight I mean a fight about Wells Fargo, which is really what that's all I need. That's all I need Yeah, so that was pretty much it for it We sure love you guys Thank you so much for being here if you want these on video come over to crap and it's on demand It's a section on patreon you'll find us there. It's where we are right now Okay, everybody. Thank you so much for being here. We will talk to you next time.

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