Watch What Crappens - RHONY Classic Live From Foxwoods: Tomfoolery Part 2

Episode Date: July 5, 2023

We're back live from the Foxwoods Casino to conclude our recap of Real Housewives of New York's "Tomfoolery". Luann got the yacht, but will she keep it? And will Bethenny be able to control her joy shakes? Let's find out! This week's bonus is a Train Snaps episode from Boston and you can find all bonuses and videos by joining Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey guys, thanks for being here. This is part two of our live real housewives of New York classic recap of Tom Foolery, uh, live from the Foxwoods Casino in Connecticut. Thanks everybody for being here. Part one was yesterday. We'll keep releasing stuff all week this week. Okay, so y'all come back now. You hear happy Independence Day, etc. Love y'all. I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, So Carol comes in and Beth is like, where the fuck were you?

What do you learn to have? And he says like, who are you? Like, I love Lucy before she got an acting job. Like who are you? Like someone bought a cello you would have painted. She just keeps going older and older in the models. But he's a statue of David. What the fuck?

Carol's like, I had a wardrobe malfunction. No, no. I got stuck in a wardrobe malfunction. No, no, it's stuck in a wardrobe. I was trying to get through the narnia. Trying to get through the narnia to talk to Mr. Tumness and the door would not open. I'm an author. No, this is unacceptable. You are one hour late. I was like, well, make up your mind, because just a second ago, you're like, they are two hours late. And then five minutes later, she's like, they are one and a half hours late. So he's time going backwards. Well, I said, you could start without me. It's like, no, Carol, with no dinner is complete without your sparkling personality. We will wait for you.

So Beth is like, you know what, Carol's always late. And I can't let Carol skate just because she's my good friend. with no dinner is complete without your sparkling personality. We will wait for you. So Beth is like, you know what, Carol's always like. And I can't like Carol's skate just because she's my good friend. Unless it's skateboarding because I was supposed to do that to look 15 years old. Poor thing. You know what? Five good summers left? How about four good wheels you shouldn't be on? Okay? You're not 15 years old. Get the fuck off the skateboard.

So, so. You know what? 20.5 hours ago? like, you know, you're, you're, you're talking about you getting ready. Remember, 20, half hours ago, I said, are you going to get ready for tonight? And you said, yes, well, I, you, you could have gone without me, though, I said there was going to be a bicycle, I was going to see the handlebars and hit your ride. Because I'm 15. I just have to say, sitting here and doing this all these years later, we've had a long break from these ladies and just the Bethany is squishing my brain out of my ears. Like just listening to it. I continue to feel bad for my parents every time they come to these shifts.

Oh my God, I feel bad for the future parents. There's someone pregnant in here. I'm so sorry, honey. I know, we're injected. Your baby's gonna come out like seriously? Seriously? I was two hours late. This is fucking ridiculous.

Seriously, I said I wanted to give birth at 8 a.m. What the hell's going on here? Oh my God, I have that vagina. I have that vagina. I already have that. I already have that. I already have it. I don't have it first.

Is this hospital bed restoration on Hobbuck? I own it. I own it. Ha already have that. I already got it. I don't know. Is this hospital bed restoration to have books? I own it. I own it. So she's yelling at them and she was like, I mean, who talks to people like that? And she's screaming at the dinner table. She's, you're fired. Yeah, cool.

People, where do you think you're working, ma'am? Leaf. OK, you know what, Carol? You can cough the fact. And just say're working, man? Leaf. Okay, you know what, Carol? You can cough the back and just say, sorry, I'm late. Carol's like, I did say sorry, I'm late. You didn't say it at all, okay, you didn't say it at all. Eve, oldest supermodel there ever was. First lady to model fig leaves.

Stop eating apples, huh? So stupid. I'm going to have to go to the next week. I'm going to have to go to the next week. I'm going to have to go to the next week. I'm going to have to go to the next week. I'm going to have to go to the next week. I'm going to have to go to the

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We're late. What time did you guys get here? Wow Sorry, I guess we got caught up greeting all my fans in the lobby So now the food is arriving seafood tower comes and Durand is talking to the loose. She's like, Hey, hey, we're in. They can't seem to get up that. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. We're in. Yeah, I can always do. It's only in our month, so I don't need oysters and there are a few months, a few oysters. You know what, it's just a girl, Jack.

That's what I'm doing. How's she doing? How's she doing? She's doing it, man. You can try and eat something pretty again. There's a time, and there's a place. And people fall in love, and people fall out of love. Yeah, good, they're good. I have the energy today.

Yeah, you better back it up. You better clip, clip, clip. You better back it up, clip. So, Luan's like, well, actually, Tom is with his mother tonight. And you know what? I don't ask him. He told you he was with his mother.

That guy's not even trying. He's just fucking trying. He's out there like blowing the fucking valet. Like, he's not even trying, Luan. Oh, well, it's okay. I'm not a jealous type. I trust Tom implicitly. He's given me no reason not to trust him. No photographic evidence of anything trust untrustworthy that he's done whatsoever. Again, we have a very solid relationship. I can see us lasting for days upon days. And so, you're selling us, come on, Lewen. You don't know where he is.

Well, I would ask him if I were you. He's selling it. He's trying to fuck you through the camera every single time. Like, do you say anything? Like, even when her dog died, she was like, I loved me lose so much. So, Dorenda, can you tell me what's happening tomorrow? She's like, I remember you go to bed. Jam bar.

Jam bar. Jam bar. It's where you get ice cream made of sand Jam-ba. It's called Jam-ba. Jam-ba. It's where you get ice cream made of sand and eat it. What's a sandbox? Is it a sandbox? People show up to have music there. It's a sandbox. It's a sandbox.

It's a sandbox. It's a sandbox. It's a bar with people show up and there's music. I thought the woman just explained it. She's like, now let me tell you what a sandbox is. It's exactly what she just said, but in my words. It's a place where people show up and they listen. And you said that.

And I said it first. I said it first. My words that I said it first. It's the better. You said it on my couch. I own this. I own this. I own this couch.

So I own the things. That's a stupid. So her mother goes, well, why can't we go to bag of tail? Okay. Because you're supposed to go to a Sam Bar. Talk about bags.

You say tell it to the bag. Bag of tail. You know what? You asked the bag. Bag of tell. You know what? You asked the bag to tell you something. Carol, tell us something. Ha ha ha. Hey, that was nice. And stop putting your cell phone in my shirt.

So yeah, well, I set up this trip to the sandbox. And you actually go out there by a boat. Because it's in the water. And you lay out these little traveling boats. He's like, you have your boat. And it is boats that travel out around your boat. And then that thing's in the boat. He's like, hey, what's up?

And then you get to the next. And then Don Johnson comes out and you think, I can feel it. And then you think, oh, I didn't know. That's what it's about. I just want to show them a softer side of this big boat. That's what's about to happen. Mm. I just want to show them what softer side of sea is. Ramana. Yeah.

Ramana, guys. Whoa. So, is the boat, do we have a table on the boat? No. It's just sandbaw. We mean the table. We mean there's no tables. It's stupid. We mean there's no tables. It's stupid.

We mean there's no tables. I need food and drinks. I need food and drinks on table. I need food. OK, so someone takes a bag of cheetos and puts it on a canoe and puts it out of the ocean. And you take a kayak to the canoe when you get the cheetos and you come back.

And that's your food. Sounds like a picnic. I don't want a picnic. Scrossing. What are you doing, Jake? What are you doing this week, little man? You should see, too. You package.

You're doing a little boat. You did a little boat, but I'm doing a little boat. Hey, don't get me completely little, boy. I had this point. At this point, the captions come on the screen, and the captions really say, we're keeping believe she's that great like a sum of... Can't find me so stupid baby. She's waving her arms.

So Ramona's like, okay, well, how long does it take to get there? How do we even get there? By boat? How long does that even take? You like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, no. Because you know what? I traveled two hours in a goddamn car to get to this dinner tonight, and I'm sick of traveling. I took a covered wagon here, a true story, okay? Just want to chill. Just want to chill with me and every hot guy, okay?

I think it's not easy, man. I think it's not easy, man. I think it's not easy, man. I think it's not easy, man. I think it's not easy, man. But he's done the same with the boat and then the little tiny boats And I just try to be a team player

I was like that to you that's to random the real team player I love whenever someone on the baseball team is like how's that you throw that ball at me my life Gonna bother my fucking fake If you want to be a team player you throw it at my bat. Okay, not above it my fucking face man. If you wanna be a team play, you throw it at my bat. Okay, not above it or below it. Yeah. So later, um, we go to a place called ball and chain.

And the way I'm again is like, Hi, hi everyone, a ball and chain. Yes, I am getting married, I guess you are. Dancing on my own. I had a wrecking ball. I never knew how far of the ploughful. Fallen chain everyone. So much happens on this show that they just flash forward so many things that I needed

to see in this night. So they show them all dancing. Then they show them dancing with really hot guys. Then they cut to jewels on the stage with the band and a trombone squatting, being like brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr The only interesting thing Jules ever did from the cell. Besides break of a giant on the window, which Ben brought up earlier. Yeah. That was like, well, she was probably trying to play a trombone there also. Okay, New York City, get ready to hear some trombone music from the daughter of a Jew in an Asian. Ah!

Broke my vagina. By the way, do you think all happened? Do you think all happened? So Bethany and Sonjaraaren bet now, they're drinking like coffee or something in bed. And Bethany's like, you know what? I think like everyone being late throughout the night and like one second movie is like really hard to get out of it, you know? Because it's like they're such an elephant in the room. And you know what I see the elephant? And I'm like, fuck you.

You know, what are you even doing here? You're an elephant. I'm in a room. Why are you in the room with me? I don't want to be in a room with you. Get out of here. You're late. fucking elephant, fucking two hour late elephant. Go stampede somewhere else. While you're not gonna stampede me in my bed,

fucking elephant, poor, you're poor, out poor elephant. I once fucked an elephant in a room, it was great. Little painful at first, we just sort of ease into it. Ah. So Bethany is like, you know what I had a lot, okay? I've never had someone 1.5 weeks and to engage men do something like this. Okay, you know what, I have proof. I have proof've never had someone 1.5 weeks and to engage men do something like this.

Okay, you know what, I have proof. I have proof. And I'm only asked about his schedule. And she said, Tom was in the city on Wednesday night, you know what, I feel like a private detective. This whole thing makes me feel like a private detective. I'm like, does it because you've paid someone to go to the agency on Wednesday?

She's a regular bowdeadle that one. Lui is like, I'm on the case. I'm on the case. I'm gonna call a-Diddle. Bo-Diddle. The least private detective ever. I caught you, I'm not gonna just cut you having an affair, it's hilarious, I made a carousel, it's on this Instagram, I tagged you, I tagged you with it.

Bo-Diddle is in the back, but he's been in the back of the photo of Tom making out with the girl and he is wearing an outfit just like that looks like bottle so he blends into into the bar. He's like no one sees me. I'm bowdeadl Oh, yeah, you want to choose me some shit you tiny little buggy mother fucker You think you got muscles. I got brains your muscles don't work here your little bitch your muscles don't work here, your little bitch. The best bodhiddle commercial of all. How is that not a bodhiddle commercial yet? So they start talking, they're just talking about Tom Moreno. And Sonia's like, well, my first instinct in all of this is to go to Tom.

Go straight to the thumb and say, who'd you make out with? Head on my necks? Because sometimes there's a line. And Bethany is pretending like she's in a moral quandary when she knows exactly what she wants to do. She's like, I mean, what do I do? What do I do? What do I, Bethany, Franco do?

Do I call up? Do I call them up? Do I do it? No, I could never do that. I would never ever do that. I would never want to ruin the Wands moment. Never want to ruin the Wands. I'm going to call them right now. I'm called. Yeah, I'm going to call them. So, somebody is to ruin the Wands moment. Never want to ruin the Wands. I'm gonna call. I'm gonna call him right now

I'm called. Yeah, I'm gonna call him. So Sony is like, yeah, well maybe I'll just say I was drunk. I got out of control. Sony is beautiful. So she calls she's like, do you have a phone number? Give me a cell phone number. Okay, dick dick dick dick dick dick. How's this all eggplant emojis? Trust me, big, big. How's it all eggplant emojis? Like, just me, you'll answer. Would you ever answer a phone call from Bethany Franklin? It's 1 o'clock. Like, it's Bethany Franklin calling at 1 o'clock. Do you know your children on?

Do you know your sluts on? Do you know your photos on? Have you kissing someone at the Regency? Hi, bye. It's like a red alert. It's a skinny girl red alert. You know what I'm just saying? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up. She does sort of sound like a... I found them at Cracker. It was me. I found them at Cracker. She does sort of sound like an amber alert. Ha!

Are you kissing someone at the Regency? Yeah. So she calls Tom. And... And while the phone is ringing, we then go back to the bar. Because some of them are still there. And during the goes, wouldn't it be creative, Tom? We're here. We're here, VG. The way that goes, oh, yes.

Because you know, I love Tom so much. And you know why? Because he's so secure. and he's so cool. And he's definitely not cheating on me at this moment. Here I am just a hot girl with a music career in a bar, a lady playing trombone, oddly in a squat, possibly giving birth on stage while people recognize me in my extremely secure bald gorgeous

husband is at home knitting with his mother. So they're back at the hotel about things like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, he's just ringing, ringing, ringing, ringing. She's doing that thing we started bearing her teeth, you know what she's like, I feel anxious, okay, I feel nervous. Okay, my stomach hurts a little bit right now. Like I'm not really quite sure what I'm doing. It's like, it's like a little bit out of a body

experience right now. And back to the way I was like, oh, I'm gonna call Tom everybody. Oh, look, I just got a text from Tom and says, oh, Lou, I'm just so happy you're out having fun with the girls. Oh, it's a text and back you too. Oh, dear, it looks like Tom lost his phone again. I got a text that said, new phone who did?

Oh, no one just anyone, Tom. Oh my God, I feel anxious. I feel my stomach hurting. I'm not sure what to do with the answers. It's a little bit of an out of my body experience. Oh my God, I'm out of my body. I'm out of my god. I feel anxious. I feel my stomach hurting. I'm not sure what to do if the answer is a little bit of an out of Body experience. Oh my god. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my body. I'm out of my skin. I look fucking amazing that air popcorn is coming up. I got spaying off Jesus Christ. I fuck me right now in the Regency. I would fuck myself right now in the Regency. I'm back. I'm back in the myself. I'm back. I went out by about and I hated it. It's stupid out there. So, uh, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea. Look, look, look, look, Chelsea.

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Goosebumps, goosebumps. Goosebumps, goosebumps. Goosebumps, goosebumps. Go's like, you know what? I'm gonna do it tomorrow instead. You know, this was a sign. This is a sign. I shouldn't have do this anyway. It's like, boo. Hi there. It's thum. Tom thum. Sorry you missed me. I'm probably fucking somebody. To fuck me in English. Press one. To fuck me in Espanol. Press one. To fuck me in Spanish, press two. If you're monogamous, I know three languages. I'll fuck you three ways, press three.

Press three, right? So now it's the next morning, and the women are gathering to have breakfast in the sweet, you know. And Bethany said that she could be meeting her friend Sarah today, and she's like, you know, I don't want to be able to land today, okay? Because she's definitely going to be saying like, hey, why would you ask me if I'm in Akmas? Why would you do that? Why would you ask me all about that?

I'm not in Akmas. Why would you ever do that? Why would you not mind leaking? I just don't want to be around that. I don't want to be around all that energy. I don't want to be all over that manic, annoying, persistent energy. I don't want to be around someone who's just like, I'm like, how do you think your cast makes field out of you? just like, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never When did she say that? Last night, well, Ramona's

five days went down to one day, so who can believe her? And Bethany's like, oh yeah, from five to one, it's like reverse talk, yes. That is hilarious. Does somebody write that down to somebody already sealed that? You know what? Yeah, fuck Rebel Wilson. I heard it in a movie that she did in the future. Fuck her. She's sealing my material. Future skinny bitch. So they're talking about this in Darynda and Jules walking and Darynda hears, oh my god, are we gonna talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, and we're gonna say, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, oh, we, oh, we, oh, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, oh, oh, we, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, We just need to be present and all agree that if you don't go to San Barbara, you're a fucking awful person You live and I hate to most I hate when people live in the past. I say just live right here in the future

The past is gone Richard I start changing on the table the day like I said Richard I Wish you in the present with me. Hey! So, Luanne walks in like, hello, future Cabaret star entering. Oh, look at this, it's breakfast.

20 sun glasses today, well, I be recognized a lot, I just wanna know. Oh, look at this, Brett. Carol, you really, I did yourself, and look, you look like you even have some blood in your veins today. Congratulations. What is the sand bar? Oh

So that's the interreach party there's a lot of bald hordes out there making out with people that are not engaged She so hopefully I don't have to tell you what I've never mind. I'm mine. There's a beach. It's a beach. It's a bar on a beach It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's commercial It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial And so Ramona drags in like with her hair. She's just like Whoa What a night what a night What a night being very sexual to the man what a night

Road hard so hard away What wow so hard to be sexy know what it's hot What a night. Road? Hard? So far away? What? Wow. So hard to be sexy. You know what? It's hot. I feel bad for Mirio, because he left this. Kai.

He loves me still. Kai. Sony is like the Loch Ness Monster is here. Don't be mean to Carol. Good morning, Ramona. No, no, no, but people want to find the Loch Ness monster. Sorry Carol. So Ramona is like, whoa, Cedrinta, you know what? Don't be mad, but I don't know what that's like.

It was so crazy. You know, I'm just so attractive. My army just wrote me, put me away like a pool stick and a pool Ha just like a cute ball. You know what I'm sorry have to think down like it was think down back. Not going the bag of tell. I mean you're going the bag of tell aren't you? I didn't say anything about bag of tell. That's kind of a day. Yeah, yeah, wait. You know what? Let them know you're going to back to town? I'll let them know I know we got to go. Don't feel. Okay. I don't feel.

No, Mom, you just shit on the floor. That's not mine. Most like, you know what? You know what? I'm not going to go and sit there in a bunch of sand, but you bring your stuff and you stand around in the sand, you're standing in sand, okay? With all these other people, you know, I want to go to Baguetteel. I want to have fun.

I want to have some roots day. Yeah, look at pretty people. Have people look at me. Have people say, whoa, what a sexy woman. She must be 17 years old, okay. And I say, sorry, I have very good skin care. And I'm kind of ageless, so if I look young, that's because I've got good products called true renewal. Okay, sorry, I want to go to Baguetteal. Oh yeah, but I'm going to call that place to Baguetteal.

Me and all the people are not letting me in to Baguetteal. So they leave and Durinda is pissed. And I love a good simmering Durinda. I'm like, that is almost ready to just turn off the flame, drop the couscous and give it five minutes. Like it's almost there. So, so Carol is now just alone with Bethany and Carol's like, do you think we're making too much out of the time stepping out situation?

Bethany's like, no, but I realized like now, I really have to tell her, it's because she's going to be so mad at everybody and say, oh my god, why didn't you tell me? You said, now I'm going to be a victim that way. I'm like a victim three ways. If I was a top dish, I'd be a winner. So then Ramona Ramona comes out with Kriller in her bag. He's like, whoa, whatever relaxing day,

I did the most relaxing thing of all time, putting a Kriller in my bangs. Wow, good R&R. And what? Her famous macromase skin-colored dress, which... It just looks like it looks like part of her water. It looks like part of her body has just been in the hot tub too long, you know? So I was like, whoa, how do I look?

Okay, I give Sonya one of my dress it. So tonight she's gonna be dressed like me. Like I'm dressed today, but it's gonna be at night time And she's like she looks at her with a curl around the macroom edges You don't look like a person is going to sleep. I'm resting. Okay I get pretty nervous going to sleep. I'm resting, Kai. I like you look beautiful where you go in, huh? I feel like it's an easy grit.

Well, you know what? Well, I'm going to Bagotel. Okay, I'm going to Bagotel. I'm going to go with the reminder of the Bagotel. Okay, we're going to talk about Luan and our husband or future husband making out the Regency. Oh, sorry, the wind that I said to her early. Oh, she's not even listening to me.

Okay, feel. You know what? I mean, I was going to be going to the dream out in the bag of towel. It was just some kind of conspiracy. With your amount of money, no, when likes to feel left out. So now, how do we end up doing that thing

where she's sort of like punching over, like she's about to talk to a kid about you? One of her eyes starts like, pop like, hey, what do you know about bag of towel? What do you know, man? What do you know? Well, look, I don't know. I think what Sonny wanted to have like a little girl time, you know about it? What do you know? Well, look, I don't know. I think what Sonia wanted to have like a little girl time,

you know, like she's writing a couple of lines because she's got to talk to the wind later about sleeping with her fuck boy, you know? What does that mean, writing some lines? Where's the lines? Now you're not sharing lines with me? Where's everybody coming to Franzoli? John got you that coke.

So, Beth, and he's like, well, I didn't know that Sonia was about to meet Tom's mother. Thanksgiving and to Rindus like wait I saw you see another what's going on? Yeah, I'm Thanksgiving around Thanksgiving Sonia was gonna meet Tom's mother Mrs. Dacastino, okay? It's Tom's mother even alive because they have referenced Tom's mother 10 times the seventh. Tom is just throwing that excuse around everywhere. It's like a skeleton and an attic like psycho. Oh, spoiler, sorry. He's the horniest Norman baits of all time. He's just stuffing housewives.

Yeah, there's some old house on a hill where Louans just in a fucking rocking chair going back and forth. You will play the showboat album again, Norman. I feel like Lewand is just like Vivian Lee, just like in the shower, but she's like waiting. She's like, oh, just in the shower for an iconic moment of terror. Anyone, if anyone want, I'm just here. Dependsless, just showering, anyone? I can help out.

Maniacan, bye, you're glad. It's like our metronome. When you kill a celebrity, it's even more famous for you, so I just want to say, I'm in the shower. Anybody want to wear me like your skin? Anyone? I'll put the lotion on, I'll do anything. She's going into Buffalo Bell to order wings just to like, and be more famous.

Those girls got a lot of press. Why are we in serial killer, Luan Moe? Let's get out of here. It's creeping the people out. It's weird. More on site. The fuck. It is creeping the people out. It's like the fuck. It is so funny that this episode is really about breaking the news to someone that their fiance is shooting on them and their relationship is a sham. But most of it is about whether or not to go to Bagotel or Sandmark.

So what it is. So then Dorinda is still trying to wrap her mind around this. Like, wait, you think the Tom's a slut? So, wait, you don't think they're gonna get married? No, really, Tom? But they just nut way. He still smells like Sonya's vagina. I don't understand. Like, Dorenda just doesn't get it.

And Beth thinks, what am I? What am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am I, what am, what am I, what am I, what't get it and Bethany is what am I what do I know with that I'm not a Swami but the fuck do I know if they're gonna get married what what am I the long Island medium with the fuck I would do I like Carol Carol goes well she was telling me if we ever make it down the aisle or the runway as she called it I love that the man's going at the runway the runway as she called it. I love that the man's going at the runway. So Beth and he's like, yeah, yeah, she said that's her mother too. I mean, who says that in the beginning? If we make it down the runway, and Jordan is like, hey, we're attacking you better anymore. Like, Jordan is like trying to do a math problem on her head. And then

when you put a ring on a finger, you can be on say, and you're going to have your thought planning things. So it's going to be a way. What are you up? What are you up? Blithering idiot. You're like the village idiot to render. Like I never knew a village idiot until I met you.

Fucking idiot. It's you because you're the village idiot. Okay. There's a village missing its idiot. There are billboards of you on a freeway in a village because they are missing their idiot. Okay. Just be listen. She's wearing an engagement ring

and just book a wedding reception. Yeah, on the back of Idiot Milk cartons, all right? That's how bad they're missing you, okay? Idiot milk, got idiot milk, turn it around. It's your fucking face, you fucking moron. Jesus Christ. She just says this to her face and goes like, okay, I mean literally it literally takes her into five minutes of this to get offended at all.

Do you want to say, what? He can. Time's fucking if it is lady. Oh my God, he can be funny. It just shows the power dynamic because Bethany Franklin is literally like, you know what, you're a fucking idiot, you're a villager to get, you walk into a town square, everyone throws eggs at your face.

She's like, yeah, that's kind of true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everyone is like, I'm gonna go to back, I tell you know, you fuck up, just get the fuck out of here. Okay, so then we got to Dorinda, Luanne, Carolyn, Jules. They're coming, okay, so now this is the boat day, right? This is the,

convinced the audience that they're having the better time day. Yes And they always do that on these shows anyway on vacations where they split up into two groups Usually it's shopping one group is shopping and the other group is like on go carts or whatever So they get on this like robot that has like three seats I'm being very good and I'm like Okay, I'm being very good at not making inappropriate current event jokes right now about this vote Yeah really did that last night anyway when that going back to the Titanic as well Talk about a sand bar over here

Hey Hey, they found them all. They were a bag of tell that whole time. You know what, it's with the billionaire's party, okay? Let me tell you something. Ramona, nothing can take down Ramona. That's the truth. Yeah, that's true. So Dorenda's like, they get on this crappy little robo thing

that has empty, sun-kissed cans on it. I mean, it is really. It's like, what was a Snickers cruise before? It's just like empty Snickers wrappers throwing all over the play. It's just planks of woods, scotch tapes together. Literally garbage. It's just a river on top of it.

Literally garbage. It's like a Burger King rapper, you know. It's like a Burger King wapper box that they're floating on. Durand is like, oh, you should say Durand, but this is really nice. Probably the best bow to Miami right now. Ah. And Laman's like, oh, this was a great idea, Durand. I'm having so much fun.

This is amazing. Put on the Spotify playlist called Countess Luang. Ha! Ha! So the captain is like, um, I have been contractually obligated to tell you that San bars, the hottest spot in all of Miami. Oh, yes, well, I can tell. Look, there's someone dressed like Captain Ron and there's actual Kurt Russell dressed

as Captain Ron as well. And actually, I guess everyone here really is just Captain Ron, isn't it? And Derandis cannot take this, okay? So Derandis is like, yeah, well, thank you, FIB and for complimenting my boat that I got to the sand bar. This is gonna be very fun. Because it's on a boat, where there are little tiny boats coming around here.

And I appreciate you giving the fiddley jetty a little credit for planning a trip. That's very nice. I would like to thank all of you for showing up at the sand bar. You said I'd be telling you in bed all day. Well, you really are back at town. Which isn't bothering me at all.

And you know what? Back at town doesn't make you look important, honey. Oh, wait, I don't know if you're gonna put that on your LinkedIn. I don't know what you think back at tell is gonna make you look important, okay? I make sure it look like a stick figure in a wrinkly old dress. It's a knit of rest trying to get in my reservations for in the first place, the old twat. Oh, wait, Oh, man.

It's like. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks for inviting us, Duranda. Yeah. Luangos. Well, this is a great idea. So then we go over to.

I love when you just mill Luang on one little thing like that. Like one little mistar at the end of a word. Yeah, great idea. Well, no, because the thing is he's like, I'm the Countess. I crashed a car and got shot once. It was married to a man whose great-grandfather built a canal in America's. And I just think this is a great idea.

I love him that accent comes out. The Wann is a local from, is it not Berlin? Yes. Berlin, Berlin? Yes. Berlin, Berlin, Berlin. So then, how are you guys? One of you, what was the song that she recorded later on? It was after she'd recorded all these other songs, where she went into the studio and she'd be like,

he'd be like, one, two, three, four, she'd go, da da da da, Viva, la diva. How did that song go? Viva, Viva, la diva. How did that sound? Viva, Viva la diva. Viva la diva, Viva la diva. Connecticut. Yeah. Well, she had one word in there

that she kept pronouncing in her accent. You know, it would be like, Viva la diva. Diva. No, no. Do it again. Do it again. OK.

So, Dorenda's like, yeah, you fucking asshole. No, no. Do it again. Do it again. Okay. So, Dorenda's like, yeah, you fucking asshole. So, you know what? Throw on another macromatress. Put down another thong and go. See you later, Charlie. So, the Ramona, meanwhile, was walking into Bagotel.

Like, everyone has just like dropped their glasses and they're like, who's that girl? She's like, whoah! Whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, I'm so glad I put a girl in my bangs. Listen, you can't get banned unless you do your bangs. Beth says, I'm so glad to hear. Not on a fucking sandboat. You know to run the lipstick all over your face. Someone else said, we're civilized. And we're going to go, yeah, no one is so sick of hearing.

People saying, I'm so happy. Gross! And Bethany's on you is like, well, guess what? Apparently Tom and I only had a one night stand. Bethany goes, yeah, you got demoted. Like everyone in my company, huh? And Ron has like, someone sympathetic to theoretical employees at the Skinny Gold Corporation.

No one ever got demoted, because no one ever was promoted. They're all assistants. Here's my COO, she's also my assistant. So, Ronona's like, you know what? I'm just trying to make nice with the wind, okay? I'm really just trying. Beth goes, I am too, okay? And that's what's so funny about it, okay? Because like, that's why I haven't said anything. There's like no trying to the wind, okay? I'm really just trying. I bet it goes, I am too, okay? And that's what's so annoying when I get about it, okay? Because like, that's why I haven't said anything.

There's like no trying to say anything, okay? I can't say anything to the wind. Like she hasn't been like over the top annoying with anything. She hasn't been ridiculous, because if she's ridiculous, I'd be like, well, guess what? You're fucking fianceing. She's kissing out with the regency, but she's actually being kind of normal, so I can't even do it. She sucks. I know Bethany's mad because she wants to use this as a weapon and her shootout, but Lewand's not shooting. She's like, what the hell? What am I supposed to do with this now? I'm supposed to come out and fight, so I don't look like a monster, you know? So then we go back and the people are arriving to the sandbar.

Every time I see this episode, it's probably the 20th time, like, let's not lie. I'm shocked at what the sandbar actually is. It's the Lake Havasu of Miami. It is. Let's be honest. the sand bar actually is. It's the Lake Havasu of Miami. It is. Let's be honest. They show up. And the wind literally says this,

look at the flags. The thing with flags, they're always fun. It's the equivalent to the Skylands bowling alley on a Friday night. It's just like a bunch of pentos in a circle and a parking lot. Like, what the fuck is going on here? I don't want to be in the middle of that, you know? So Carol, the sons and Carol's face, so she has her hat up like this and she's like,

but there's no sand. I thought there was a sand bar. There's no sand. Yes, Carol. It's a sand bar, Carol. Quiet, Radsville. God, Carol. It's my tide. Hi, tide idiot. Do you know how oceans work? Come on.

How can you be unhappy? There's flags around. So back, the waiter is trying again to just get in here and drink. Take drink orders. And he can't. He's like, hello, welcome to the... Oh, you know what? You know what? I like bag of tap. Welcome to bag of tap. It's like, hello, welcome to the back. Oh, you know what? You know what I like?

Bag of tap, welcome to Bag of tap. It's so fun here. I know everybody here. It's John here. Tell John to come out and say, oh, it's me, from under the thing. I'm guy. Whoa, there's Harry Dupin.

Hi, Harry, how are you? How's it going? Wow, already making out with someone else. Wow, there's a Viva Dressher. Whoa, I had to duck for that one. Oh, yeah. Whoa, you know what? Just saw here the jumps in that side.

Right, it needs a carp's sump of bitch. Okay, carp's sump of beat. Whoa, there's a Lexia. She's having some trouble with her menu. Someone tell her to scroll. Someone tell her to scroll. So Beth needs like, oh my god, I haven't had sex for a couple of weeks, but before that,

it had been so long that my vagina seriously was like sandpaper rubbing together and like as sandpaper orchestrated, it was like, the way there's like, would you like any drinks? And Sonia goes, well, I haven't had any sex because Sonia's fucking my fuck guys. So sparkling or still at least can I bring you water? But yeah, a couple of other really important things like you've had a lot of decks. Come on son. Yeah, it's not like yeah, yeah, because I think please order a drink. Please.

And then this lady Sarah enters for no useful reason. She just sits down to Sarah and then like we never see her again. So then then we go back to Sanbar and there's like a kayaker, and then the man's like, he's in this great God. Those girls are really missing out on this hairy gentleman on a kayak over here. And then another guy goes, she's salivate, she's salivate.

Oh! Yeah! Ain't nobody's a, oh! Ah! Yeah! They know my music! Say it for us! Say it for us! Say it for us! They know my music! I love that she even dances off of them of the theoretical song that's playing right now. Girl, you can't even step back and forth in time. She's like, Cheek salivate! Girl, you can't even step back and forth in time. She's like, she's saying to me.

It's like you go back and it's like they're really saying, your boat's sinking. They know my music. So, Carol's like, I mean, it doesn't really get better than Luan. Oh my God, is that a countertop floating in the middle of the... Ha ha ha ha. Doesn't get better for me either. Five good summers left. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I've just been stuffing my emotions all the way down to the deepest crevasses of my vagina. And I'm just, you know, I'm not acting sad that she's marrying my lover.

She's just going out there and just getting married. I just think that she's feeling the vibe and not admitting that she's just doing it. She's on the ride with the glamour and everything and hoping all works out. And just leaving me in the wake with my legs wide open and the water crashing in. So then back to Lewam, it's like, oh my God, this is great. What fun? Who brought the money? Carol, we need you. We need hot dogs. Carol, go get the hot dog. Send the skinny one out there. Carol, get on that little stick down there. Hey, gays, gays. Tom carried the broom from this boat to that boat, would you?

Like guess the wind. Okay, by the way, in a survival situation, I'm not sending Carol out on a floatable to- No! Carol doesn't know what a taco is. Ah. That was a hot dog. It was a hot dog. So Carol goes off to get the hot dog. It was a hot dog. So Carol goes off to get the hot dog.

She comes back because they're like, they're literally just getting a hot dog between the five of them. And during this, like, hey, where'd Carol go? Where's she? Carol's paddling on the water, making her passage. She is literally on the back of a hairy old gay. And so she goes to the thing and they give her a sack.

And she comes, she's like, coming, I'm coming, man. So she finally gets back. And Lewand's gone, God, I'm so glad me and Carol are in a good place now. How many, what a stupid horror am I, right? Fucking my chef. It was fucking my niece. What a dirty old slut.

But you know what, now we're good. And that's great. Hi, Carol, thank you for the hot dog. This is not a hot dog, Carol. This is a scream, Carol. This is a scream, we're not a hot dog. It's ice cream. Hot dog.

Carol, I mean, why did we send the person who doesn't even know what a sand bar is to get a hot dog? You had one job, Carol! I did it! I just threw it at her head. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crapance commercial. So then she's telling the girls, because now she's like close with Carol and Carol and

Beth need like literally make fun of everybody else all the time. So she's like, I'm going to turn Carol. It's like you're never going to win Carol, but it'll be fun to watch her, right? So she's like, so Carol, new bestie, you forgot the hot dog. Listen, next time you need to remember what a hot dog is, just tell yourself, go wait and reach out. Now Now listen, I've been talking to Bethany about Tom and she said, are you sure it's really quick? And she's talking to me to my marriage, talking about my marriage to Alex. And she said, you guys cheated on each other all the time. And I said, that is not true. It is not cheating if I pretend not to know about it. She meant that you had an open marriage. Well, that's a little time.

I mean, it was open since that night. Let me finish. Let me finish. Okay. Person who's engaged is speaking. Thank you. I'll have the floor. I had an amazing marriage.

It was my dream come true. I was married for 16 years to a beautiful, beautiful man who's related to a canal. We have a son who does hip hop on Tuesdays. We have a daughter who gets drunk of balls and bushes. We have a maid who disappeared sometime five years ago. Right, right, right, but you said that you had an open marriage. Ow!

Why are you eating a hanger, Carol? You said, reach for my goal, hey. Yes I did. And then we see a clip in the Berkshire's when she's like, well, I was married and then I was with Jacques for years. And Karen goes, wait, you were dating Jacques while you were married and just, well, I had an open marriage. It's the truth.

And that's, he's like, how dare you. Bethany made it sound dirty, she made it sound shameful and then she said to me, are you being monogonabonogonus with Dom? I mean, I just got engaged, me, an engaged person, you just got engaged, how could she ever? Carol, Carol, she's been divorcing longer than she was even married, okay, well I'm sorry, who is she to give me advice? And Carol's like, well I think she's been divorcing longer than she was even married, okay? Well, I'm sorry. Who is she to give me advice? And Carol's like, well, I think she's coming from a place of like where she got really married, she got married really quickly, and now she has pictures that are making up

a car. Oh, I know why. Mm-hmm. You don't have to remind me. What's the point of dwelling on these things when there's gaze in the water scrambling for hot dogs and singing my songs The bigger things to focus on Carol So back at the restaurant Bethany is waiting for someone to ring the doorbell and Arrival at the gold medal that she's getting for not blowing Lou Ann's spot up yet

She's like yeah, and then I caught Tom, but like we got a voicemail, I'm such a good person. Like this is, I mean, I'm literally like the bed, it's our biggest breaking my heart to almost be breaking her heart. I'm such a good person. I'm going to say, let's go on right now. Okay, I want to go on. I missed the scene from last night. Let's go on right now from Bagotel. Okay, Tom come to Bagotel. There's all sorts of hot sluts. Butch, uh. So then back to Lou Ann, I Like, we're in love, we're getting married. I have an engagement ring. And I'm scared because of all this disorder. And gossip about Tom.

I just don't want it anymore. Gaze gets a camera. These women are trying so hard to screw up America's favorite romance. They know it. They're trying to make me scared. And I know I'm going down the runway with Tom. But I'm afraid one of those women are going to trip me. Ha!

Do you think I wanted it open marriage? No, that's just the way it was. And you know what? I wanted someone like Tom, a real relationship. Come on. That guy, like, sick a Q-tip in him. He's a pet tree dish. Everybody fucking knows that there's no surprise.

OK? Dip a fucking keto strip into him or something. The guy's going to come up positive for something. A ketone strip? The fuck is wrong. You can tell my mind is on like the doctor at Kim's fire. What am I even talking about?

So now it's nighttime. Uh, Jules has another line. I'm in ketosis. I'm marrying Tom. Like, what the fuck Ronnie? I can, hey, I'm retiring. This is it. Goodbye, Foxwoods.

So it's nighttime. And Dermond is like, you know what? I'm a little nervous because, you know, I don't like the way that they handle today. And I love them, you can serve it. And I haven't had a good go with the remote on this episode yet. So I'm going to yell at her tonight. It's going to be fun. You know what, remotely, remotely, they dog, they bite. I'll pat around the ass, but I'm not touching her face.

And I'm eating it. I'm And I'm healing. I'm healing. I'm just imagining Jorinda going up to dogs, but like, hee-sure. The dogs are like, oh my god. They're not realizing how dogs bite. So then we get to like Bethany and Carol trying to help Ramona. There's a flanking Ramona Ramona. And I was like, oh my god, I can't fit in my dress.

Whoa, whoa, I feel like, oh my god, what's wrong with you? Is this the dress you got at Bagotel today? Did you barely got a dress at Bagotel? So then it cuts to the famous shot of Sonia and Bed. Drunk like her eyes are crossing and twitching down. It's just got the remote control with the tiara. It's just like. And then Bethany goes downstairs to meet up with an artist named Romero Brito, Brito, Brito,

Brito. And he's got a crazy car, so I hate him already. Yeah, I hate him. I hate people. I'm going to be, I'm an artist. I'm getting my car wrapped in triangle. I guarantee you Pablo Picasso would have just driven a Honda Accord. He would have, with only a stereo on half of it.

So, Dorenda, I'm artistic, but that's thinking. I've been educated by life, and Netflix. Thank you. So, Dorenda and Carol are getting it. Okay, because Bethany is bringing this artist, this fucking random artist, okay? You never even speaks. But she's bringing him on because she figures,

she can't, Dorenda can't yell at her in front of an artist. Okay, that's the thinking. She's like, you can't yell at me if I'm in front of a famous artist. Is that, have you seen Dorenda's face? It was painted by a famous artist. Dorenda of a famous artist. Was I like, have you seen Dorenda's face? It was painted by a famous artist. Dorenda is a famous artist. She's the lipstick artist. Like, then go away.

So, what men are going to this restaurant? I was like, come on girls, let's have fun, okay? So they show up and bad things are like, oh wow, look at you, you change, huh? Like the first one was missing a top. This one's missing a bottom. She's like, what, you know what, I'd rather have a top than a bottom.

Okay, she's like, oh yes, I heard the gay saying that in the water before. So Lou and I'm like, well, I don't understand how we got separated today, like Beth and he separated, still not divorced. Ooh, there's her. Anyway, how did we get separated? How did that happen?

And Beth Ngo's, Ah, comes Rinda wanting to go to the sand bars. So, you had been saying that she wanted some time alone because she ate sand bars and Ramona said she wanted to table. So, that's what we did. And Durena goes, really? I thought we noticed this kid in the relax. He said, he knew. He said, he knew, he knew, he knew, he knew, he knew, he knew.

You knew, you knew, you knew, you knew, you knew. I was just asking if I could tell. I was just asking if I could tell. It was name of the day. You're the name of the day. I was just about to get back at town. I was about to get back at town. It was a very relaxing day. You're back at town, okay? Well, it would be nice. It would be nice if we knew with you, we're going to get back at town.

See, all of us could have a decision. If we weren't going to go to drive your tail. Let me go. I didn't want to go to San Bar. Okay, you know what? I'm like, you know what? You know what? One time, I was like, oh, okay. Jordan? San, like you know what? Ooh! Wow!

Okay, Jordan Parsonsmith took me to a sand. Yeah! And I hit my head at the fall, and it's okay. I will never go to a sand farm ever in my life, okay? That's right. You know what? I didn't want to go to Baguette Town. Because I don't need to see you dancing, man.

Picking up men. Who are you sitting here see? Middle-aged women dancing. This is what you are! middle-aged, dancing lady. So Ramona is like, oh, whoa. I understand what's going on here. To run this drunk. So I'll just do what I do every time she gets drunk.

She just gets up because, you know what? I'm sorry. I love you. I will always love you. You're my best friend. I love you. I didn't realize how much this would upset you. You're very sad. You're very sensitive. You know what you're not mean for 20 years.

You know what I'm saying, Tadebimola. And that's what I've all, I've been really, you know what I'm saying, boy. I wish I were a bad guy. I wish I were a bad guy. I wish I were a bad guy. I wish I were a bad guy. I wish I were a bad guy.

I wish I were a bad guy. I wish I were a bad guy. I wish I were a bad guy. I wish I were a bad guy. I wish I were a bad guy. I wish I were a bad guy. I wish I were a bad guy. I wish I were a bad guy. I wish I were a bad guy. I wish I were a bad guy. I wish I were a bad guy. I wish I were him for men. I do drink, I don't want to hear you. I don't want to hear you out. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm.

That's how Ramona always gets out of the situation. Ramona is just like, patting you on the head. So then Ramona just walks, she like drops Dorenda, who's basically asleep. She's just been lulled to sleep. And Ramona goes,

so then Sonia once again brings up this thing about the one night stand like oh Tom saying I just a one night stand but root bang and for 10 years up to yesterday and the man's like oh Really are we gonna go there don't talk about my fiance? I will kill for him. So don't talk about him I just got a text up oops, you later honey, I'm with my mother. God, I miss you baby. I will kill, I will kill every bitch in you comes from Tom. I am the Tom Slayer. I was like, well, that means you kill Tom, but that's fine.

So, Sonny's like, we might have to go into witness protection. Hmm. Hope Tom will still fuck me in that one. He has fucked me in a wig before. So, then we go to next day, it's stormy outside and there's... Finally, the moment of truth. Scary. All been waiting for...

Scary music. It's the final scene of the episode and it's Bethany. And Bethany is like dressed for the most dramatic scene of the season in a brawn panties. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's like I'm gonna look fucking amazing while I ruin this woman right. Stand crunchy. Finishing up these crunches. All right. Ready to go. Let's do this. Sundarin. I'm like, oh, hi, Bethany.

How was last night? I saw you were hanging out with Ernie over there from Sesame Street. I was good. It was good. We went to live. It was a hip hop club. It was hip hop. It was in heaven. Because you know me. Hip hop, hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip heaven. You know me hip-hop hip-hop hip-hop hip-hop hip-hop hip-hop. I love hip-hop. Pass that dash pass that dash. I love going back like Well, for for for for for for for hip-hop. Biggie. Smalls. You know, it's getting hot and he has to take off all your clothes. Okay now put your clothes back on. I know

Ice ice baby. So walk it down the street drinking gin and juice white white drinking gin juice, because it's being a skinny macarita. Come on. Did they know my music? Well, it's very strange, actually. Anyway, you know Lou Ann's very serious because she's doing that edge shaking. Yeah. So, go, ah.

Well, anyway, Bethany, I wanted to talk to you because, you know, you were saying something to me the other day. It really has been bothering me, you know? It's like, you know, I'm not mad about me. It was just really hurtful. You know what I'm saying? Really hurtful You say, you know, listen, I've lived in Europe for 12 years, okay? And we didn't know each other then and but I had a beautiful marriage then we had two beautiful children Once in the bushes drunk all the time, but that that's her choice I supported lots of artists were like that and by the way you talk about me and Alex the way we cheated on each other our entire marriage you know it was

basically like a rug in the presence of Ramona it was soil children just hurt me just hurt me yeah this bitch thinks that she's coming here to tell me something okay come on come on get through it okay all right I got I turnish a good times I I turn it to good times. She's holding her sonuses. Like, oh my god. Okay, I'm wasting a bikini on this scene. Please get through the scene.

Please get through the scene. Well, Bethany, you know I sat here. You were saying these terrible things about me. Right. I didn't want to fight with you. You were a broken woman. Why should I ruin you? I'll be terrible.

I just want to catch you. I'm not messed up. You're sad, broken. Riddle, ask old,. I had to catch my mask. I had to catch my mask. I had to catch my mask. I had to catch my mask. I had to catch my mask. I had to catch my mask. I had to catch my mask. I had to catch my mask.

I had to catch my mask. I had to catch my mask. I had to catch my mask. I had to catch my mask. I had to catch my mask. I had to catch my mask. I had to catch my mask. I had to catch my mask.

I had to catch my mask. I had to catch my mask. I had to catch my mask. I had to catch my mask. I had to catch my mask. I had to catch my mask. I had to catch my mask. I had to catch my mask. I had to catch my mask. I had to catch my mask. I had to catch my mask. Why would you ask that? All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, let me just, let me just, can I respond? I'm like shaking.

I literally, it's the del playing right now. I have to say it's for you to explore. I've literally got those bubs. All right, can I respond? Like I'm shaking. Okay, I need to respond to the first one. I didn't know you then. I guess I only saw you during the crappy years, because you were a slut during the later years for an idea. That is correct.

Okay, that is correct. So, first of all, I was very sorry and just as a reminder was married to a very beautiful man in case I didn't mention it in the past 10 seconds. All right, you know what? Congratulations. You didn't cheat on him for the first 12 years. Okay, and then you asked me if I was monogamous. I mean, I just got engaged Bethany. Well, look, can I finish the first part? You accept my apology for the first part? The first part about you only being a sub for four years, and not 12. 12 for.

Bethany, ask this is like the ATM asking if you want to like, proceed. Yes, yes, I accept the first. You got that? Yeah, okay, yes. So you accept it. It's accepted, yes. All right.

I mean, my pin. Listen, only multiples of 20, you can't put 10s. Like you can't say 50, it's 40 or 60. Really, I just got 40 or 60. Well, I'm not interested in singles, I'm engaged. All right. All right, listen, what you do is your business. It's your business, you're not 40 or 60. Well, I'm not interested in singles, I'm engaged. Alright. Alright, listen, what you do is your business. It's your business.

I really don't care. You guys are from Inogamy. I mean, who says that? Alright, let me finish. Alright, it's not that I meant to be mean. Okay, I did not want to try to say good. You're just good, God. I just want to tell you something.

Please stop shaking your head. You're like, well, oh. Can I just tell you something? Okay, okay, okay, oh my God, I've got like, I've got like a pit in my stomach. Wait, I had a tortilla chip last night. Oh my God, oh Jesus, it's bad, it's bad. I think I need to get these stuff.

Okay. It took me a sound that wants a little piece of guacamole on it to pass through, just right. It was a chip, it was a chip. Something got dumped in my lap. It was actually a pile of Zaryn Fabrics. I had to tell Jill I'm not promoting it, but we'll at everything. I swear at everything to him. I swear at everything. Okay, I like, look, we're not friends, we're not not friends. You're just sort of like a strange idiot in my life,

okay? You're basically like a person in the subway trying to tap dance, and I want to throw a dollar bill at, okay? Basically, like, I don't want to pay you the time of day, but at the same time, I'm like, oh my god, there's tap dancing. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I get like the barista at Starbucks, and I like, I want to say hi to you, but then he keeps calling my name wrong. So I'm like, fuck you, you know?

Okay, are you? So like, you look really happy. You look very happy. Oh, I'm looking for you. I'm so happy. I'm with a man who loves being with his mother night and day. I mean, still with her.

Like, I have to let you know something. Because you're too happy to not be on it. You got to be on it. It's too much for you. That's all that. I got to tell you the same. I don't want to be that one. You have to believe me when I tell you.

I don't want to be that one. I don't want to. I don't want you. I don't want to be the one to have to tell you about this. Please don't let it be about Tom. Wait. Please don't let it be about Tom. Please. Please, Bethany. Please.

Please, Bethany. Last good summer, Bethany, please. A hairy back to gay just knew my music hard about. Please, Bethany, wear we have won the episode last month, and if please, Rathalie, don't let it be about. Oh, it's about Tom. Oh, wow.

Oh, wow. Whoa. Okay, I mean, you know what, it's true true and I need to know that it's true. I don't want to go to this. I don't want to use the illusions. There's a photo, a photo with a little cotton, but we do all the time. There's some pictures. What's it like?

And I promise there's nothing that we can do. I promise there's nothing that we can do. Did they just steal a seal's baby? She's just like, oh, don't do this to me. Don't do it. I'm melting. So, Port Lewand had the same key programmer that Ramona and me had She tries to storm into her room away from the camera and she's like

God damn it don't do this to me door What is this woman it fox would me, let me in my fucking room! Oooooohhh! Oh, fucking hell, Tom! Don't tell me you're that stupid! Please tell me you're not that stupid! To be continued next time on the real housewives of New York City. I can't! I can't! Oh my god god Bethany has pictures of Tom with somebody I think I'm gonna throw up You know what of the wind you know what at least you ordered from Bethany and you didn't have to hear from page sex I wish this somebody told me and don't have to read about a big sex

video. I don't care about your problems. Oh, you know what? I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know ring right now. I'm seriously at Chelsea right now. I'm at Chelsea. And that brings us to the end of real house odds. Hi, all, please introduce to me! Hi, all, please introduce to me! Watch what crap ends with like to think it's premium sponsors!

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