Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Cold War

Episode Date: May 23, 2020

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I'm Ronnie, that's been over there. How'd being? Hi, what's up? Nothing, it's Friday and I can tell what kind of mood I'm in today because I pressed record on one thing and after record on the other thing, I'm still so embarrassed that I had messed up. All you're last week? Oh, don't get embarrassed. We're good to see you happy Friday, honey. Happy Friday, oh my god. Like everyone enjoy this moment now. This is when my brain is at its

peak because by the end of this episode, I like that the three-day weekend is upon us. And even though we're all pretty much working from home and at home, the majority of us, it still feels like the weekend, a big weekend. And I'm like mentally, I have senior writers right now. So let's just, you know, this is gonna be a crazy, fun, wacky recap because I feel like I'm just, you know, I don't know what's gonna,

like this monologue right now, who knows where it's gonna go, probably no we're interesting. Yeah, I have seen you, right? It's senior citizen IRS, okay? I miss, I'm so old, my boot was flopping all around, just needed better sports abroad and I'll have a good weekend, okay? So we're going over here.

So everybody, welcome to the show for Friday, happy almost Memorial Day. We will actually be taking a day off next week, which is amazing. So after today, we'll be back, we will be back Monday with Top Chef. And then after that, we're going to re-air slutty Island. Well, we're going to air it for the first time. We did it as a live show recently. And we're going to air that on Tuesday. And then Wednesday, we're going to get back and start recording. We'll have real housewives of Atlanta. So we're taking you day off,

but don't worry, there's still gonna be shows every day posted. Yeah, there's still content, but we're gonna be enjoying some extra time off. Anyway, one thing that we love to do these days because times are tough for everyone, is I give some shout outs to some of the small businesses that our listeners have, or their family members have or etc. etc. So we're doing some small business shout outs.

Oh, and by the way, if you want to have your business shout out on the podcast, just email watch or crap ends at gmail.com and you have to have small business shout out in your subject. Otherwise, it just won't get to us. And if you... Yeah, because we just get enough emails that'll get lost. And so if you message us on IG or Facebook or whatever, it will not get to us. You just have to send a to us on Gmail, small business shout out. So, Ron, did you want to start us off? Sure. This is from Emily, her brother and

logist opened a distillery last month in Providence, Rhode Island, and it's called Industrial Spirits Company, aka ISEO. And they would love a shout out. They make vodka and gin, which I love both. I love both of those things. And they make them completely from scratch using only organic ingredients.

And since they opened during a pandemic and start they you know had to get creative over there. And they started making hand sanitizer to supply local hospitals and first responders, which is pretty badass. So you can buy on their website, I SCO spirits, I SCO spirits.com. And you can do a contact list pick up in person. And you can also get a bottle of free hand sanitizer No purchase necessary my sister or her sister rather did the graphic design for their labels and they're really good looking So give them a follow on Instagram at ISEO Spirits Cool, I've got one that I love because it's so up my alley

This is from Nicole Steele and she has a really interesting small business that is like really is a good vent diagram with my board gaming hobby. She handpaints minis or minatures full time under the name min max minatures. For those of you guys who don't know, like there are a lot of board games involved minatures that they like sometimes will be like a goblin or like a robot or I don't know, like there are a lot of board games involved miniatures that sometimes will be like a goblin or like a robot or I don't know, but there's like, it's a whole thing in board gaming and a lot of times the miniatures come

as these sort of gray sculpted little plastic figurines, you know, but there are a lot of times they're gray because they allow the users to paint them. It's a very daunting thing and so a lot of times people will just send them off to other people to paint them. It's a very daunting thing, and so a lot of times people will just send them off to other people to paint them for them, and Nicole is one of those people. So yeah, for like Dungeons and Dragons and stuff like that.

And like I've seen a lot of these minis on boardgamegeek.com, which is like the big board game hub. And like when it's kind of amazing what people can do this like a huge amount of artistry and precision because there's tiny little pieces and you get these tiny little brushes so Nicole steel does this she says she can paint elves and monsters and goblins and orcs so basically the entire cast of real house was of York and they make for really at the very least very cool nerdy gifts and at the very most really awesome nerdy gifts for the board games.

So go to her Facebook, which is at MinMax Minis, or her Instagram account is MinMax underscore Minis. And she also has, oh, this is cool. She has a Twitch channel where people can just watch her paint. TwitchTV.tv slash MinMax Minis, which is very cool. You can watch that happen in progress. So, like, that's awesome. Okay, and now we are on to Real Housewives of New York City. The Russian bathhouse episode. Ooh, and if anyone wants to see what Ron and I look like in a Russian bathhouse. Well, you won't be able to see that, but you can watch us broadcasting this right now, because this is a crap and on demand episode, by the way, everyone.

So patreon.com slash watch will crap and to watch this. Yes. So we open with Leah going to lunch in a little black dress and the waiter's like, hey, here's a drink menu. She's like, or choose, just or choose. I just want or choose, please. She's traumatized from the vineyard trip. They just the apple vineyard Trip whatever. Yeah, I think all of America is although I'm like happily traumatized. I feel like I've got happy trauma in my life now

So yeah, so Leah's there and so it was Luann and Tinsey joins up later and actually I think one of our listeners Posted a photo of this scene. I think it was one of our listeners on our Facebook group where they sent it to us on Instagram that someone was in the building across the street when this film was when the scene was filming and you know because later on in the scene when Tinsley like stands up and it's like guys I do screech but from like when you look at that from like above on a building it looks like they're having a huge brawl So I was so excited for this big fight and it turns out this scene was not a fight at all It's just sincerely fighting with her own

Her own sadness darling. Yeah, so Luanne shows up and she's like oh I woke up today. You ever wake up with that feel like you sort of need to cough, you know a little tiredness in your Tennis in your chest. I mean, it's, could be very damaging for someone like me, a cabaret star. I mean, it's like, yeah, I have a sinus infection, a lung infection, toe fungus. I mean, it's just fucking insane what's going on with me today. And then we all got triggered because it's the corona time right now in the world. And I really, like, just watching people cough all over the place is disgusting, you know

It's like just burn everything she owns in the street, okay kick her out of the building Throw some plastic tarp over her. I don't need to see that shit Definitely not so she's like um on top of everything else I'm also allergic to bullshit and that orchard trip was nothing but bullshit. And so Luan's like, well, you probably got weak from wine too, like Sonya. Poor Sonya, poor Sonya, wow, poor girl. And we see a flashback of them in the van

going back from the orchard. And Sonya is just puking on the floor. On tin-sleeve. Which I was surprised I haven't seen all of it. Like these were been drinks so much, how have we not seen them puke before? God, I mean, that's just bad. That's bad.

That's bad that you're drinking so much. You're puking in the day on a bus. Been there, and it was bad. So Lea's like, look, I really like Crazy. Love Crazy. But yesterday was bad crazy It was a bad and the ones like which part? You know the being outside was terrible They can gap. I agree. Who do those things come from trees?

I mean that corn is that I mean we could have been there for hours and hours I'm surprised we didn't run into Dave Bowie who is crazy. I agree Too crazy only it's like well there was Durinda then we get clips of Durinda You're a whole ghost all right all ghost I think it's a bloody some floating eyelashes and some autumn ghost It is like this mother was so young also and he's so you'll be like oh he's real cute He's real cute. You can fuck me up the. So the narchard with the narchard apron. I don't care never touch a small penis And then and she's like I'm Ramoni even and then Ramona's like you what? You should time out. Okay, and it's time out tinsley. Okay

Yeah, and so the way Well, they have their issues. That's for sure. I mean, they have been thrown in jail and had a baloney sandwich thrown at their face with a mustard pack and still inside it, but they do have their issues. Yeah, she's like, what are you complaining about? You just got here, okay?

I've been taking this show for years, you know? It's like that new person at the office. He's like, you know, I just can't believe this place doesn't have a decent copier. You're like, wait, do you find out that there was like, you know, I just can't believe this place doesn't have a decent copier. And you're like, wait, do you find out that there was like, you know, lead poisoning in the water fountain for like five years, stop your bitching. Yeah.

So then we crosscut over to some sort of like fitness studio where Ramona is and there's an instructor there named Bergen and like Bergen, I guess is one of those, one of those people that says like, hey girl, things like that. And so I think Ramona is like whoa That's what young popular in ship women say they say girl, okay? So I'm gonna say girl a lot in this scene, okay? Whoa my other two girlfriends to wind and Sony are coming in them. They're all been amazed by how I've slimmed down girl

Okay girl, okay? Hey girls girls. This is my girl Bergen Bergen. This is my girl to Brenda. Okay, but girls, girls, this is my girl, Bergen, this is my girl, to bring to Kay, but girls, all of us girls, we're basically a whole bunch of evils, okay? During this like, okay, you tell me, that's fun, you see, you tell me, that's fun. It's like, nope, I didn't drink as much as you in Sonya, okay? By the way, by the way, by the China Starving right now. Like her, she does not only have camel toe, she's got like,

I don't even know what's going on there, but Ramona's really into those tight pants, you know? Yes, she's in there. Whoa, hey, well girls, I know you've all been amazed by how much I've slimmed down. At least that's what I've been telling myself. You've been telling me, Kay, but you know what? Now, Berkett, she's gonna help transform up bodies because she's the one who did it, girl. She's a girl who did it hey girl then Sonya comes in with gigantic earphones from the 80s like with her disc man She's like It's like it's big as mine right now Well, I just bought this walk man

I thought it meant that if you go walking you'll find a man hasn't happened yet, but this cassette of Bellevue deVoe is wonderful It's like this is birth she transformed my body guy and Sonny's like oh so Sparrow can they not birdie got it? Ramonato I just wrote Ramonato. I finally came up with the name of it at the end of this paragraph It's just for a moment. Yeah, yeah, it is Ramonato I just wrote Ramonato I finally came up with the name of it at the end of this paragraph Just for a moment. Yeah, yeah, it is remaneto So in couple of the girls at lunch and lia's like listen I don't want to get into a sympathy empathy war so I have both okay

I've got sympathy and I've got empathy. Let's not even talk about it. Okay Got sympathy empathy for during the grieving and you know her breakup and all of that stuff But to say those things to tensly. I mean mean, where is this coming from? What even is that? Yeah. Um, alcohol and pain. That's where. So Tinsley shows up, like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, Well, no wonder why I'm sick. Is there anything that Tinsley can't just ruin for all of us? Am I right? Perfect health? Goodbye. Unfortunately, it's your fault that I've come down with amazing tunes! So, Tinsley's like, well, I guess I was screaming the light yesterday! I guess I was! Oh, well, I'm sorry, girls. I wanted yesterday yesterday to be fun and I didn't realize it'd be so traumatic for all of you girls with your reconstitutions and screechy voices, so I'm

terribly, terribly sorry about that. So back at the workout place, Sonya is trying to work out and she's like, this is terrible. She's like, this shouldn't be legal. It just cuts to Sonya with her ankles over her head. You know, you know things have gotten bad for Sonya if she's having trouble getting her ankles over her head. It's like girl. Yeah. Yeah, that's tough times. Yeah. It's like suddenly a shot put person can't pick up the remote control. You're like, what the hell? You're like, you're like an Olympian. You know, one of the, one of the things that's so funny on these Bravo shows is that they go to the doing activity and then clearly the producers tell whoever is running the activity

to leave the cast alone. That would they have their scene. But it just always feels so weird to me when it happens, especially in a situation like this where like Bergen is out this, it's like Bergen's fitness studio. And then Ber goes, okay guys, well have a great day. I'll talk to you later and she just like leaves her own studio and leaves the woman in it. I was like, this is, that would never happen. Like there's gotta be a suit or way.

Yeah, I just never have, because people will steal your shit, especially at housewife, you know, because housewives are like, who's your Ramona? Housewives are just like everything's free, you know? They walk in everywhere and walk out with shit, you know? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, Ramona's walking out with like little ankle weights

and stuff. Thanks a lot, hamburger. Okay, thanks, girl. Let her brought you his ankle weights in with me. Okay, you may not have seen them, but I brought them in, but they're with you, okay? So during this, I came so out of shape, and Ramona goes, you know what?

Just do what you could do. And Sunya says, yeah, and then we can go to lunch. Like, it's my girl, right? I know.'s a guy you know, I thought that yesterday was beautiful I had a lovely time yelling it tingly that was great. What a charming wonderful Yeah, well first I tell Sonia like listen Sonia. That's like too much even for you. It's like oh, you're right Like Sonia you cannot sexually harass. Oh, no, you're totally right. Yeah, I know Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, with never no no. I was like we're in control of your own actions okay. She's nope nope wasn't in control.

You're absolutely right. It's true. It's true. I wasn't. We care for you. Okay, you just have to be less but holy on the bus boy guy. You're right girls. You're right. I'll be more careful. I'll just act like that on trips from now on and not day trips, okay? Like I yeah, yeah, cuz she was like, you know like when's a girls trip, you know, that's fine because you know we're safe But when ratten public it's not a good look. So here from here on out. I'll only be a mess in private and public Yes, I'll only be a mess on girls trips which are in public those are all in public I love that she's like what's a different state so or a different country So it's not well, I mean, you know, I had to take a had to take a subway to the Starbucks

I think that counts as a girls trip even though I'm the only girl on it. So yeah, I can be a mess So then the conversation moves over to Tinsley and Dorinda's the one to do it She's like and Tinsley and Sun you're like, well, you know, she just feels like she's not hurt. And she's like, oh, this little victim thing. She's such a little victim. I mean, we could all be victims. Are you listening to yourself?

You are the biggest victim here. Okay. Like, Q. D'Arinda Sobing and Crying over all the mess. It's like another episode of D'Arinda Sobing and Crying over what a fucking victim she is. Can be a break, lady. She is so hypocritical this whole episode. And I love that people call her out

and she still does not even care. I mean, I know all these housewives are always hypocritical all the time. Like every season there's one person who is gonna be the most hypocritical. Last season it was Luan. Right now, D'Arinda's getting it. And it's so funny because now I'm reading stuff

on the internet where people say, I love all the real houses except D'Arinda. She is so nasty. I mean, I hate her. And it's like the same people were saying last season, Oh, I hate Lwanda. I love Drinda. I hate Lwanda. Now they all I hate to it. It's just so funny because it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, someone gets it. But it's also cracking the, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it. So if you're not going to like that, then get out of here because it's not going to be pretty. But that said, I still like Durinda. Like she's always been like this. It's not

like this is something new that she solves about Richard and then screams at someone that they're a whore. It's like every, it's like 90% of every episode. What are you people watching out there? Yeah. Um, so back at that all of Tinsley's like, oh, it was a gang up. But I just don't do gang up, you know, and Lue and Lueanne's like, well, I mean, Lord knows, hold on. I think I have a cough coming. Nope, not there yet. Hasn't fully developed. I, you know, I've had issues with all the women in the past. But the problem is, it's the reaction that's the problem with you, Tinsley. See, when women in the past, but the problem is, it's the reaction that's the problem with you, Tinsley.

See when women come at you, you can either just laugh and say, feelin' Giovanni, or you could just screech and annoy all of us and wish you were off our own damn show. So what option do you wanna take? I need more feelin' Giovanni and less Old Man River. Is what I'm saying, Tinsley. All right. You know, you tend to, here's the thing, Tinsley.

I mean, we all support you. You're a beautiful, past or prime moment with very little potential left. So you're totally non-threatening to any of us. But the problem is, you tend to do the wrong thing. And when you do the wrong thing, you screech. And the screeching is brain piercing and during the response with aggression.

And, you know, that's because you know you are being annoying I mean let's face it. Tinsley can be very annoying. She's very very annoying. She's screeching at annoying. She's a terrible Grackle of a human being. And Luanne using Tinsley screeching as an excuse for people to be mean to her is hilarious. Like, have you heard yourself saying, I mean, my God, like you would have people standing up just throwing fucking wine glasses at your head if that was mixed use, okay? So Leah's like, well, I think that Tinsley was born into this life that like a Dorinda wanted. She's, yes, meaning she can't relate to the lifestyle of being born with a silver spoon

in your mouth. And she's like, why can't relate to it either? Who gives a shit? I still love Tinsley, you know? And Lewis starts going on like, well, yes, I know. It's like when I worked with Arnold from Facts of Life. And I said the chorus line, you know, blah, blah. And she's going on and Tinsley's like, yeah, that's a lot of thing.

It's during the Lurian just keeps on talking and talking and like ignoring Tinsy's like, yeah, that's the one thing. During the Lurian just keeps on talking and talking and ignoring Tinsy. Yeah. Well, I mean, you know, I understand why she might be Jo, so Tinsy being born into this lifestyle of the Silver Food. I mean, it's like me being born into a lifestyle caperat. I mean, grants that wasn't a cap racing or 12,

about 53 or so. That's a joke, Rachel wanted to say, but look, best at what the point is that I was always Right, she stands up and just starts screaming And then she goes Oh, I'm sorry. I just pardon me. I just had there's some shadow glass from a window up there that just broke when Tinsley screams. So, she says a brush out of my arm here. She's like, Lynn Tinsley, alright? This is what I'm talking about.

You screamed like a child having a tap trim. She's like, but that's what I do! Wow! I know. She says it like it's her brand. Oh, that's what I do. I have a curl. I have a curl and I scream like a child So back okay, we know also lia's like listen listen. Here's what she needs to do She needs to stand up to the render and say fuck you bitch and don't know be like no doubt. I respect that You know what she needs to she needs to thug her out. She needs to thug her out. Yeah, Tinsley. You're real street. Yeah, Leah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh,

I was a Tinsley. Sorry. Yeah. All these young moms, I write. I mean, if there's anyone's street is Tinsley. It's like the very Heather version of street, right? So back with the other girls, Ramona's like, you know what? Tootsie, it's just not really strong enough, emotionally or physically, I mean, maybe physically, but not emotionally, like cryy enough for age, okay? I'm so sorry for, really too.

So sorry for, okay? And do you know what? I do too, but you know what? Kyle helps those that help themselves. And you know what they always say? The devil's in the screeching. That's what they always say. The devil's in the screeching.

So Ramona is like, you know what, you know what, Dhrinja, she's way out to do, okay? You just need to let it go with Tinsley, okay? The bigger fish to fry, all right? Just let it go with her, okay? Listen, I don't see Tinsley as victim. I see Dhrinja victimizing Tinsley, okay? That's why it's okay.

Which is actually true. So, Ramona gets it rightley, okay, that's why it's okay, which is actually true. Yes. The Romantic is the right. Yes. And Romano's like, you know what, it's hard to be around the swimming. It's strong, we don't need a man, we're single, we're ready to mingle. You know what?

I mean, gorgeous, we're the Junker than her. You know, Junker is going. You're a perspective of being married at one point in our lives. Durinda, Durinda who's been living off of like, it's not like Derinda is some like a maven of business, you know, she's like, you're not independent. Let's restrating. And Ramona is like, yeah, I understand, but you know what?

Someone didn't give it to white tools. Okay, fit. I'm not going to say her name is Dale, but her name rhymes with fail on this reason why it does, okay? So then back with the other girls, Leah's like, well, what about to rend us behavior? Like should we have an intervention with during that and both we went in to see her like no Happy Here, let me show you seasons six through now not gonna happen not gonna work god God, I've learned my lesson about having interventions. Here's how I have interventions now. I press block on my iPhone. Okay, I'm your name. That's how I have an intervention now. I usually make a passive aggressive remark behind someone's back. That's my intervention.

So, um, which is I guess the exact opposite. So, uh, Lewand's like, well, you know, maybe if you frame it in a hell of a spa or something like that, it could be pretty cool. I'm not saying I'm angling for a free spa diet or anything like that, but it would be pretty cool. And as we all know, my tagline is be cool. Don't be all line. What's the rest of my line? Uncool.

Leah's like, so in the spa, are you gonna like go like Dolly Lama or Cardi-Me on her ass? Like, which one are you gonna go? And Louie's like Dalilama or Cardi B on her ass like which one you gonna go and the one's like don't go Cardi B so go gangster rap all over your head I can't do the I can't do the the the lat sound, but I can do this with my tongue Which I think is quite close. Hmm, so then Durinda I was Actually like thinking positive thoughts because I saw Durinda's going to the doctor. No, it's a fucking chiropractor Okay, who also? Also, I saw a life coach like give me a fucking break if you're going to a life coach

You've been you need to check yourself. I'm sorry for any I'll say something. I'll say something. I'll say something. I'll say something. I'll say something. I'll say something. I'll say something. I'll say something. I'll say something. I'll say something. I'll say something.

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I'll say something. I'll say something. I'll say something. I'll say something. I'll say something. I'll say something. I'll say something. I'll say something. I'll my back, I think it's really my thing. It's extremely, the fascinating addicted to a lot of these different things. Yeah. Check some silver, check some liquid silver.

It's all better. By the way, I'm sorry, I got like distracted because when you did the okr thing, I started thinking I was like, where did I see it? I think it was on Belodek, sailing out this week, where there was like this older lady. It's sort of like the Kyle Richards type. I think it maybe it was Kyle. No, I don't know. Somewhere on Bravo, someone tried to do the Cardi B thing.

It was that. It was it was below Dex sailing. Yeah, because this woman goes, okay. Which is not ideal. Those women from Orange County, those awful, vapid Orange County women. Oh, god. Oh, god. It's like's like no, it's not you don't make a cricket noise after you say, okay, it's not how it works. But anyway, I feel like that was something that was very funny. It happened on a show we were not covering that had to at least be acknowledged since we were already talking about Cardi B. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and celebrity beef. you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court.

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if you don't like the name Jeffrey just spell it differently like GI-O-F-F-I-E okay he is my nice to you it's like taking it taking it girl I thought that was his last name

I thought his name was Darryl Jif Jafri oh that was it I just wrote J thought his name was Darrell Jopher. I just wrote it. We're just getting here. Listen, sir. Oh, you're a chiropractor? Well, I don't see any spine models in your office. So really what's a chiropractor over you?

Well, I'm also tearing them down because you've got someone with severe problems in front of you. And you're like, oh my god, congratulations. You're burning to be selfish. Great job. And then taking their money, like you're fucking terrible at your jobs are. Yeah, I don't like that. You know, I don't like that either.

These are like real deep problems. And she needs to be in like a Bethany Frankl. Like, like, Bethany Frankl levels like therapists right now. Like, she should probably actually be seeing Bethany. You're a drunk. That's what you are. So that's your problem. You're a drunk. All right. I'm not private playing. You're a drunk. That's what you are. So you're probably a drunk.

All right. I'm a private player. You're a drunk. You're not nice. It's that cool. She, during the kind of needs of Beth and the intervention, because Beth and Eve is really good for like pulling someone aside and saying, okay,

do it. And let me just say, okay, you're losing in mind. You're losing in mind right now. Like I get it. You're going through a lot, but you're crazy. You're absolutely crazy right now.

Okay, like this is ridiculous. I don't wanna say it. I know where my private playing right now, but you're crazy. You're crazy here. Here's some paper towels. Hand them out to people So Duranda's like you know what? He's way I'm starting to recognize where my anger is coming from. I think it's frustration You know like with this girl tinsley, you know, I think it's just I just want the person to be the best that they can Oh, yeah, you're a real fucking inspiration to Riba. To everybody who come and contact with me.

We should have you resurrect the old army slogan. Be all that you can be. I'm not being all you could be. Okay, go to yummy. Go to yummy. Yeah, and I also like her big revelations. I think my anger is coming from frustration. What?

That's crazy. So she's like, you know what, maybe I'm just like too different right now to be able to tell the way how different she is. Specifically, how she winds a lot and she screeches and she's not independent. She's basically a little girl and I can't deal with that right now. Okay. Yeah, and the doctor, like the only intelligent thing he says in my opinion is he's like well You know, you just have to be respectful because you're each your own person, you know We don't see what's going on in someone else's life and she could have other things going on

I spent a bit ahead for ghost for ghost and Terranda's like well, yeah, you know, I handled it poorly because I'm going through something You know, there's a house. There's a breakup with John It's happening to affect them It poorly because I'm going through something you know, there's a house. There's a break up with John It's happening to affect them and the old lady went to sleep there so they got the house, you know And then I just wrote stuff away. I didn't want to look at it because it was really and he's the doctor goes Oh, I can see that there's some emotions there like well good fucking call Yeah, exactly. I like it. I like it was like you know what you guys should really do is be respectful of each other and courteous.

I'm like, wow, wow, wow. Now I see people who get paid a big bucks to be a life coach. That was a really amazing and original piece of advice. And so she's like, you know, I'm an angry person because I was lost at sea after Richard died. And instead of allowing it, instead of allowing me myself to like be in that sea of hurt, I pretended everything was going to be okay. Okay, I don't know. Listen, everyone deals with their own pain, their own way. And like we,

obviously, she's got real reasons to be fucking miserable. Okay. But since when are you not allowing yourself to feel things? How long has she been on this show? But since when are you not allowing yourself to feel things? How long has she been on this show? I just, here's the pop. Here's what happened, okay? Because after Richard died, I was feeling very sad and long. I was sitting there and I watched Lord Lord, I watched his commercials with his adorable Eminem.

They'd always be going on little adventures, all these Eminem's big little Eminem's walking around, hanging out with people like Chris and Tee, getting in stuff. And one day I was walking around and I'm in Eminem and I was like you know what I'm gonna date you turned out it was done so you know that's the thing I sort of buried my emotions into M&M's. Yeah well she's getting really good at excuses and people like this help her because now she's got a million excuses you can't fucking argue with ever that she's going on and on about and she's well practiced now you know we see through this episode as people confront her, that it's all, it automatically goes right back into excuses. It's not her. It's somebody else. It's somebody else. It's something outside of her that's

making her like this. No, you're an asshole and you're not stopping yourself from being an asshole, okay? Well, it's interesting. She seems to be fairly self-aware in this moment. In this scene, she understands why she's acting out. I think everything she says, pretty much tracks and sounds about right. She clearly did not agree properly. It's coming out in these weird ways. She has been stuff that was literally buried under that house that is now being unearthed because of the flooding. It's like resurrecting all these emotions that she never dealt with. And she's probably unhappy with John.

John was like a salve and like, you know, he can only help for so long. She needed, she probably was lonely and needed the companionship, but this is not the guy she wants to be with. And she's angry, she's probably angry that she waits a time with John, although she probably wouldn't say it's wasted, but she's probably angry that she never dealt with her emotions in a certain way. She's angry, that she has regrets, all this, a certain way. She's angry, she has regrets. All this stuff, all that baggage, just swirling around.

She understands that it's there, but what's strange is that when her friends are confronting her and saying, you're acting out, you're acting out, she then puts up this wall like, no, you act out. You do this. It's weird how she's compartmentalized. It's a thing. You act out, you do this. And so it's weird how she's compartmentalized, how she can't seem to really take accountability for the manifestation of all these issues that she knows exists. Well, that's kind of my issue with the whole thing, because it's one thing to be aware

of your problems, and that is an important step. But it's like, I can say, well, I'm overweight or I'm this every day, but it doesn't change it. Knowing it doesn't change it. Actually, doing something is kind of what changes on it And like look like I said everybody goes at their own pace or whatever But this doctor sitting there like you know what you need you just need to learn to focus on you like really I love that you're honoring yourself right now. Yeah, he's like give you give yourself a high five or finally focusing on you

No, how about telling someone who's being like emotionally abusive and an asshole to everyone around them, like stop focusing on you for two fucking seconds and focus on how other people feel around you that you're traumatizing every fucking time you open your mouth, Jorinda. Okay, my God. You're not the only person in the world, Jesus woman. But I love that you're just taking time to be selfish. High five. You're honoring yourself. High five. Now turn your head to the left and there we go.

See you next. That'll be $900 short of some liquid silver. Hope that goiter gets about here. Well, your knee is now above your ear and going the wrong direction. We call that an adjustment. See you next week. High five. So then Lee is at the Russian bathhouse now. And it looks, listen, you know, I'm not the smartest person in the world, but even I was like, no, don't do it. I actually

want to give up. Athletes for, yeah, at the very least. I mean, I actually really loved that they went to this random Russian bathhouse. That was sort of like, I don't know, dingy, dingy outdated, whatever. But it was actually like really fun because it also felt like, you know, they were eating Russian food. They were kind of having a sort of experience that I think in a way I would actually enjoy doing myself. I mean, of course, I like almost all the activities they do on shows if I really think about it. But like, I don't know, it was like so out of their comfort zone.

I thought it was hilarious that they did this. So anyways, they go down there. Well, I thought it was really, I can definitely understand where Lee is coming from, wanting to see rich people, squirm and poor people places. Like I took Lee a black to Ross Dress for less and it was the funniest fucking time I've ever had in my life.

Diamonds for $3 is the diamonds! And she wore like $20,000 with a Louis Vuitton necklace in there, the jewels, right? Yeah, it's just like how will they react when they see how more people live? Sometimes when rich people are so rich, are so obliviously rich, like that's like my favorite,

that when they're just like in their own world, you just have to, it's like Caroline Fleming, you know, sometimes you just say, I understand they live in a world of privilege and they see the world through like, you know, different lens that is really not, they don't really see the world properly. But sometimes I just kind of love that.

And I'm like, I just want to watch. I just want to watch the world that you live in right now. Yeah, especially when they're like on the verge of being poor and pretending that they're really rich, like that super rich and they're absolutely not like, Luan, like, oh, I would never go that like Luan, you are so fucking lucky that you're not sleeping on a park bench right now.

I don't think anybody even understands how lucky you are. Get off your high horse. Yeah, I mean, like Ed Caroline Fleming, gosh, I still always say we are so lucky that we had, well, I think we had two seasons with her, right? We are so lucky we had her on Bravo because she was someone who was just massively, massively wealthy, but liked to be sort of Bohemian and it was just such an amazing display of ridiculousness, you know, like making almond butter, pesto, but then like touring people around her castle and scolding them. I mean, it was just, oh, it's so good. If you haven't watched Liza London take this quarantine time right now to go

back and watch it on Bravo. So she's there and we see, you know, they're trying to make it look like a horror movie where they show like a close up of a blackboard that's like pig feet soup. Or whatever, you know, and we're like, oh my God, how are these ladies going to act? You know, so Tinsley comes in and the lady at the front desk is like, here's valuable box. It is too hot and solemn for to wear jewelry. And Tim's he's like, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna keep this, no, this is mine, it's mine.

It's mine. Tim's Lee was never going to engage with a spot in the first, but first of all, she comes in with the face full of, she has a priv face, okay. So she basically, she looks, she looks like an orange, okay? And then her, her hair's up in like little buns. I don't feel like you're gonna, I feel like if you're going to spot, you're not going to get yourself all beat and then, and then have like a whole hair situation, right? I think you're doing everything simple and easy, right? Because you're gonna get sweaty and massage

down. So she is, and on top of that, she's also wearing a huge amount of jewelry. Like, who wears all that jewelry to a spa? And she's like, no, no, I sleep with my hoops on. I sleep with my jewelry on. Okay, you can't have it. It's mine. I sleep with it on. And I'm like, I would love to see Tinsley sleeping

with all that jewelry on. I mean, this is a crazy woman. This is a crazy, crazy woman. Yeah, and she's like, you're not touching my things. I'm rich. Okay. I'm not putting this into this weird, a little jenky, safe deposit box

that you've gotten in front of me. She refuses. So then they have a shot of ginger vodka, and then Durinda and Lou are driving over in their car, and the man's like, well, I'm not thrilled for this. I'll tell you that. And Durinda's like, you know what? These five reasons they come down here

and we're married certificates, birth certificates, death certificates, annual bleaching and the Zanax guy by the statin island fairy. Maybe that takes for the wing! Well I come down here for parole. Oh I've seen so many things. Thank you all for coming to my show. This one's called, I went downtown for a parole, and I came back with a hot dog. Hit it, boys. Three, two, one. Thanks for coming to my loo talk.

So, Dorenda's like, I quit. When you go down below Canal Street, the weather changes. It gets gray. I don't come down here with this. I'm so mad. So, um, Lewand starts telling to rent about lunch and, um, she's like, you know what? Tensey's just trying to figure out how to approach you because, you know, you're scary and scream

at people and she's very, very weak and loves to screech and, you know, screech and weak versus strong and scary just doesn't always work out very well if you know what I'm saying I mean of course Leo of course has her thoughts too and those thoughts are very gangster. So get to what I like you know that's what we get a lot we think speaking like me and get the girl she's a good mother and she's not afraid and he love we can't think she lives in the fantasy world I'm not gonna live in the fantasy being looking Yeah, I mean she needs to see that there's a real world out there where people act gangster

So then back at the spa Ramona is getting there. She's like am I late or am I early? Had a poor people tell time guy You know what I don't know if the sun is shining on the little needle you have out there That's gonna give you the shadow to tell you what time it is okay poor person But think about You know what and then it's like okay, uh here it's hot for your hair to protect hair I'm gonna wear a hat boy What okay, you know what like this is not quite what I'm used to know kind of like reflex Leah

You know I'm saying kind of rough around edges and what I hear, she's a little bit gangster, okay? Word. Word. She sees, she sees, she sees, she's tensely and she's like, you know what, tensely? Let things go with the window, okay? I already told it, don't be a bully, okay? You know what? Why am I talking about negative stuff?

Okay? Okay, good boy. Okay, good boy. Okay, good boy. Okay, good boy. Okay, good boy. Okay, good boy. Okay, good boy. One point of things. Okay, boy, boy. So then Luan shows up. Luan and Doreth, they see that plays me outside. Luan's just horrified. I'm like, is that, is that it? Is this, is this like the gangster place we're going to. Oh, come on, come on, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

And Dorenda's like, what there's a club down the road. Did they tell you anything? So Ramona's like, you what? This area, you know, my mother told me it gets cringly. What exactly? Because she's rubbing. Oh, this area, yes. Soinly What exactly cuz she's rubbing oh

Area, yeah, so she's telling the girl. She's telling Leah. She's telling me Intensive and she runs lotion on her face. She's like this area my mother told me it gets crinkly I mean if you look at Sonya she's got it. It's terrible. Okay, she looks like one of those bags You stuff gifts into you and then you take that paper and you crinkle it up and put it inside Okay, basically Sonya she's get back right? yeah, I'm telling you this because you're still a youngster okay So you do is just rub all in the middle here. Don't want you to make it nice and smooth okay Because this is what a real gangster does okay Hey, so many comes in and she is oh a spa and a restaurant. Oh Lord

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and that's the way everything is here down in this poor neighborhood. Ha-ha-ha. So, let's go get beat with some pilota leaves. So they go to this sauna first, and some you're looking around and she's like, oh my god, this is bare bones. It's prison-like in here. Let's go get beat with some pilates leaves so they go to the sauna first and Sonja's looking around and she's like, oh my god. This is bare bones. It's prison-like in here. No offense, Luanne And so to her Tell them a rouse or horrified. Yeah, so he's sitting the sauna for a while first and doing this like

It's just soy rich. It didn't know my boots with fake cuz they were sad feel them They feel sad, right? I'm just in between yeah, you didn't know they were fake yeah yeah for the end for the first year I was dating John I thought his whole body was fake

just based on my boobs but guess what? no that was real softness so during that Gus this is like Hamas and Luann she got something like the Hamas Luann

and Luann's like do you mean the Hamam it's like you say you say him, I say, I say, I mean, you say, he's a who I say, he's a potato potato. All right. Hey, who wants to take a dip in the PLO? Uh, I think you mean the pool. You know, so Ramona's like, let's get beaten by those sleeves. Yeah.

Yeah. So we go into this room where they're going to be getting massages. And there are these two guys who are sort of short-laced. So, Romano's like, let's skip beaten by those sleeves. Yeah! Yeah, so... We go into this room where they're gonna be getting massages, and there are these two guys who are sort of shirtless. One guy is like skinny and one guy is... It's like, it's sort of muscular, but like, husky-ish, you know? But, either way, the women are just like, whoa! Two shirtless men wearing hats and holding leaves. I think I found my future husband, okay?

And then I was like, oh hello, how are you? Goodbye, dog breeder. Hello, leaf beater. Hi. Luna, I'm psyched. Well, I'm being attacked by a tree because they're getting beaten with these like buss and branches. It's like the revenge of the bus, you know. Yeah, yeah, I mean, if I'm going to get beaten by a wet bush, let it be by two hot guys. That's my fantasy. Hit it, boys. Three, yeah, yeah, I mean if I'm gonna get beaten by a wet bush Let it be by two hot guys. That's my fantasy hit it boys 3 2 1 beat me with a wet

Don't forget to hit the toes. Yeah, so Ramones just squealing like that's a hard not so hard And during the kill every movie Hey girls time turn over a new leaf. That's some of the comedy you'll find in Marry Far Kill, or Count Just The Man Experience. And Dorenda's just watching them, because Leah goes up and asks, like, look at Leah, she's got a good belly, that Leah.

She's got a good belly, that's a good belly. I like it so much better than Ghost Tour. So Sonia's like, wow, I've've never done that but I kind of like it people beat you and you feel better Yes, and that I may S&M yeah To be like, um, I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it I'm losing your mind jewelry. I don't want to do it. I have allergies and I'm probably allergic to those leaves So mom And I'm probably allergic to those leaves. So mom, mom.

So you're like, why are people beating us with toilet paper? They're like, they're leaves, Sonia. Why don't I take some of these and eat some new blinds? So during this like, yeah, I'm not filing for that. Because the guy tells her, get face down so we can scrub you. And she's like, I'm not doing that that because the guy tells her get face down so we can you know scrub you And she's like I'm not doing that face down. I did that before once man. You look with Hannah So now that's now they like go to have lunch in like the restaurant the cafe part of the spa and It's basically this room that has not been updated in like 20 years and there's like a hot tub in the corner

I was like wow there must have been some crazy parties that happen in this room. Am I right, everyone? Am I right? Oh, Sonya, there's a picture of you on the wall. Wow. I know, Sonya's like the Gold Star member. It's like employee of the month, Sonya Morgan. Sonya was like, oh, gross. So they're eating and Leah gives a toast. And she's like, you know what? When I first moved here, I was like, when I first came into this group,

I was like, they're gonna be so mean to me. But you know what, you've really accepted me. So thanks everybody, cheers. And everyone's like, take off your hat. What is it? This girl's stupid hats. Okay, she's so obsessed. She's so gangster.

She makes a toast with her hat on. Wow, it's crazy, okay? Hmm, okay, forever. So then Ramona, Ramona's a girl, I have a creative idea, right? I think, why don't we go to Newport, Road Island, okay? It's not a real island, and it's not a new place.

It's not even a port, honestly, I don't even know, it's a city of lies, okay? Sorry, I'm sorry, but I think we should go there, okay? We could take a right to James Cound. So Lee is like, guys, there's an elephant in the room before we plan another trip. There's like an elephant in this trip. So that's elephant in the room.

I learned that from how to find out. He's an elephant in a sauna. Yeah. Which is a terrifying idea, thought of. So she's like, I'm just like really concerned that we haven't settled the ship from last trip I mean we we just like I just I need to get this off my chest and we want to go oh boy She goes if we don't acknowledge it guys and Dorinda's like pouring a big drink and she goes I

Knowledge it okay There I said it and she's and Luminous like well She just feels like you jump down tinsley throat and Jordan is like no Because you're sincerely me yeah, come it's me that coming to length, huh? You're making me think of it and then we see this horrible clip of tinsley being like Well, she says being open but it's hard to be open when people are so mean It's called sharing We're more like know what during that don't be mad at me. Okay. I really I really thought about it before coming here

Okay, I really thought okay, and like God knows I'm not perfect. Okay. I'm pretty close I would say that I actually am perfect, but God knows I'm not perfect. Okay. I make mistakes all the time all the time Okay, not like Mario makes mistakes, but you know what, he's going through a crisis, okay? You, you know what? You advise me a lot of things, which is my way of saying, you give me advice, so now I'm going to give you advice, okay? And I respect you, tremendously. As much as I can respect someone, I don't really respect, okay? And you have a pattern, okay? I love you, I love you, when someone upsets you, okay? You go for the jugular, okay? Go below the belt, you go up and down at the same time, jugular and crotch, same time, all at once, kay? She's like, I don't even know if you know that you do it.

And so he goes, oh, she knows, she knows. And during this like, well, you do it, Ellie, can't remona, so you should recognize you very well. And so he goes, oh, somebody is not going to let this conversation happen without bringing down Ramona too. It's so fun. Yeah, so he just has borst just dangling out of her mouth at that point. You know, like, oh, look at me.

So Ramona's like, see, that's what you do. That's what you do to Rinda, okay? I'm just going to stop it. I'm just going to stop it right now because it's really shitty, okay? And Ramona's like, she know, to Rinda is turning the surround. You know, everyone else has fought, of course. And then then Ramona it cuts to Ramona just making a twitch face she's like This is an episode with a lot of really good Ramona twitch faces So Durrinda is shocked by everything that's said. Yeah, so Durrinda's like well, I don't think it's nice

It's this woman yells in front of my friends the jolly's texting women Which okay you kind of have a point about that. That is not what we're talking about, ma'am. You know? And so Ramona's like, look, I was just asking you, I was saying, I was saying, how would you feel? I'm out, jump with skin, text, all the wind, okay? I was like, why even bring your lap Ramona?

Why even bring her up? That was a zinger, that was a zinger, everyone. That was a zinger. But it's zinger, everyone. That was a zinger. But it's nice. That's right. You shouldn't do that. Roman was like, OK, if we're going to bring up things from the past, you did that to Luana with a mug shot.

She's like, oh, so I reacted to that. I was just reacting to Luana. So that's not her fault either. Still all these years, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? You should have pulled me aside.

If you wanted to say something, you should have want to say something you should have pulled me aside You should have pulled me aside. It says to Rinda who is the queen of walking into people and just unleashing all of her motions as she does later this episode She's like I love it remotely says I go for the ejaculate when she's in the emotional vampire Second the life out of people with a bad behavior of vampire second life out of people with a bad behavior. Well, why are you lecturing me about your bad behavior? Okay, don't make this about me. Okay, you know, you can make about me. The fact that I'm Asian.

Okay, this is about you, right? Sorry, I'm sorry, but they class saying it's about you. Well, some other just yelling at each other with Sonya in the back just making comments like, you go, girl. Just like no one in particular. And so Leo's like, oh my god, I didn't, this is not what I was trying to do. with Sonya and the back just making comments like you go girl. Just like no one in particular. And so Leah's like, oh my god, this is not what I was trying to do.

Okay, and then it just keeps cutting back to Ramona trying to eat noodles. Like she's never seen a noodle in her life. That. Yeah, and so, and Dorina's like, you know what, I'm very scared of you Ramona. I'm very scared of you Ramona. I'm very scared of you Ramona You know, she's just trying to turn her because Leah says well look

I mean what I'm trying to say is look I love Dorina. I have a very special bond with Dorina She goes but what I worry like what am I gonna do if like something that I do triggers this in you and think that I do triggers this in you. And Ramona goes, yeah, you shouldn't be scary. That's what she's saying. You're scary. She's like, Oh, like you, Ramona. I'm very scared. You Ramona. And everyone's like, okay, Tarenda's obviously not going to listen to a thing that's being said, you know. Yeah. Can we just have, can you guys just say that you respect each other, that you don't judge each other, and that you love my cabaret. Can we just say that finally? Tinsley's like, well, I don't judge you during that.

Yeah, I don't judge you either. You can't write. She's like, and I respect you, because you're really old. And that's where we can leave you, right? We're good. We're good now. So Lee is like toast to a judgment-free zone.

I guess then. And so he goes, yes, and more respect. More respect. And Sonia, the one barfing on people like two days ago. Yeah. So Dorenda's in a snit now, but she stops herself. And she's like, I'm gonna go pee, I'm gonna go pee. And Tim's, he's like, well, I guess we're in a ceasefire then.

And Sonia says, we're in a Russian place. That could have gone another way. Yeah. So let me go over to Leah's apartment afterwards. And her sister Sarah comes over with like, hip-sirtant, like Brooklyn bangs. So I was like, oh, this could be very intense. So Sarah's like, oh, yeah, I was doing squats

and I tweaked my neck. So anyway, anyway, so do doing squats and I tweaked my neck. So anyway. Anyway, so do you have any chia seed pudding because I could really use that right now? So basically, Leo's like, yeah, Stara is basically me times 100, like you can see, she has bangs, so there's that. Anyway, hey, Stara, I'm getting a guy named Peter Chup and guess what, he made me frugal. It was actually really good. So. He's rich with pizzas. And I took getting a guy on the impede chip. And guess what, he made me frugal. It was actually really good.

So he's rich with P.D.S. And I took a naked picture with the pede chip on my crotch and then I sent it to him. But then he sent it to his friend. But then it was to me instead of his friend, like he thought I was sending it to his friend and I got like so mad. Crazy. Like have you talked to mom? I mean, he's still a gentleman. I just think you made a mistake,

but let's just say that next time I send a pediatric and self-e nudie, I'm gonna have some homestero. I don't know. So they basically talk about how she's talking to her mom again, but every time she talks to her mom, she has to like say some bad thing she's done to make them on that. So, this sister's like, how about you just talk to mom and ask her about herself? And she's like, oh, that's good advice. Yeah. So then we go over to Ramona's apartment where she's getting a party, ready to support other women. Okay? Girlfriends are very important to me.

So I'd like to have women over to my house and see that I could afford caterers and apartments better than both the airs and then I say you know what? What do you like about women women and then we say what we like about women women a special guy? Yeah, I want to have a really fun party where we all stand So I've been in space between my living room and my dining room and no one can sit down and they all watch me fight with my friends I'm looking for to and no one can sit down and they all watch me fight with my friends. I'm looking for them. Okay So Elise shows up. Just like hi. I'm Elise. I'm still on the show a little bit It's like oh Elise not even ready yet roll just up. You look hot. I'm not even ready. Okay. Come over here

Look you're causing the kitchen okay, she's gonna sleep over she can help in the kitchen. Okay, she's basically like my eerie for the night So go talk with her okay So Elise's like so. Do you have condoms in your drawer because Ramona is saying that she met some guy I guess or whether she was dating some guy. Ramona is like no you what? And I have a thing. What do you call those things? And they're like condoms. Like condoms Ramona. And at least it's like I like to get a rise out of Ramona. And I is like, I like to get a rise out of her mouth and I'm like, boom. Yeah. You two, we know nothing. Get around here. Clear, clear, Elise, please. Yeah, Elise tries to have like a wacky scene where she goes into Ramona's, uh, like, dresser and tries to find the condoms and she doesn't find anything.

So, when I was like, you know what, last wall, I was in a relationship with someone and then I kept condoms there for him because sometimes he wants it. Okay, he needed more. I'm so embarrassed. I can't believe it. I'm not gonna say it. I'm so embarrassed. Oh my god. He came three times at one night. It was crazy. Oh my god. I'm really sitting this out loud. Wow. Covered the entire apartment. The entire condom filled up. Oh my god. Am I really saying this? This is crazy. Oh my god. Three times in a night, the entire condom fills up. Oh my god, am I really saying this? This is crazy. Oh my god. Three times in a night, the curse of Viagra, got it really sucks aging now.

It's like they just never stop, you know? Yeah. So then Sonia pulls up. We see Sonia like walking in and she brings Ramona address and she's like, here Ramona, you can have this dress and Ramona goes, we can share it. And Sonia goes, well, no, I don't think we can anymore because I'm a medium. And Ramona's like, here Ramona, you can have this dress. And Ramona goes, we can share it. And so, he goes, well, no, I don't think we can anymore, because I'm a medium.

And Ramona's like, oh, come on, with same. And I was like, what's that about? Well, she didn't just give her the dress. She goes, here Ramona, here's the dress. It's a large. Oh. So, she's like, with same Sony, and she's like, Sony is all salty.

So, then Durinda comes up and she's like, I'm Ramona, I mean I'm remodeling yeah thank you so much for having me okay thank you so much Irremona's like listen already invited there I don't want to decimate her you know but I hope she's in a good mood she's nice to her then not that new mean hateful to her guy yeah you'll get you're gonna get the hateful to Rinda sorry Sorry. Yeah. So we find out that Sonia's mad at Ramona because at the spa when they were changing Ramona told Sonia that you're really beautiful, but you could lose 10 pounds. Okay. Just saying keep off the bush. Okay. Sorry. Sorry. And Sonia's like, how dare she? I'm gorgeous. Even with the weight on

bitch. And then it just cuts to so now for the rest of the scene, they just cut to Sony putting something in her mouth. So do you want to start telling the girls about this crazy spa? And at least it's like, oh, yeah, I've been to this place. This is the wall. This place where all the Wall Street guys bring their strippers, you know, with the Russian bath. I've been there.

I'm like, are you saying you were a stripper? What's up? What? Yeah, Sony was like, I knew there was a story about this place. And so, do you want to say, did you were a stripper? What's up? What, huh? You know, and so I knew there was a story about this place. And so, Durandah says, did you have fun, Sonia? And so he's like, well, I mean, yeah, I'm glad it's like you're getting four words out to you. You know, when she said, I respect you.

Ooh, you, you. Trying to make it four words. Do you want to put out the cations, okay? And then Durandah's like, well, you know what? You know what, you did, yes, it was wrong. It was wrong, okay, you know what, like something came to me, you know, then during this like well you know what you know what you did yesterday was wrong It was wrong, okay, you know like something came to me. You know this word. Yeah, let me have series yet Siri Can you say this word Discombobulation no, no, no, not that one here about this one Richard no, no, no, no, no, this one back it up

I guess no, no, no, how about this one? Iceberg straight ahead. No, no, not that one. Hor ghost. No, come on, Siri. Stop fucking around with me. Shouting from. Annalise is like, oh, that means that you don't wish things on bad people,

but if something bad happens, you enjoy it. And Ramona's like, wait, nuts! That's crazy, okay? Wait, crazy, wait wait nuts, that's crazy. Okay? Wait crazy. Wait, that's crazy. And she gets like her crazy like, when her eyes squit right in the middle, like an angry cartoon girl, you know?

Yeah. And uh, yeah, cut. You're just like, you think you know, I should have bad place. Yes. You know, you bring up something from two years ago. Like you knew she was in a bad place every single day. Like at one point, does she just say, you know what she's always, knew she was in a bad place every single day. Like at one point, does she just say, you know what she's always, once you're in a bad place every day,

at certain point, that's just the place. You know, it's no longer a bad place. That's just the place. Yeah, you're like written by Dean Coons. You are the bad place, okay? And Ramona's like, you're like, you're like, you left out everyone, okay? You know what, she's nuts, you guys, she's nuts.

And Theritta's like, and now Theritta is screaming and yelling at her in front of all these girls, she doesn't even know. Yeah, she's like, you're supposed to be my friend. And she always support me. And she said, you guys were in like a Russian spa, eating just like pouring tea and eating parogies or whatever. There was nothing that had,

there was no need for support at that moment. She was actually thought she was supporting you by saying, hey, by the way, we think there's something going on with you and maybe you should like get some self help. So then Ramonis, now they're in each other's face screaming.

And Ramonis, you were the one who said, twok, mop, hey, you were the one who said, twok, mop. And so when you said, you're just acting like, you're acting like you're acting like children and everyone is like you know what? It's a little ironic that she says she wants to talk in private yet here are all these people She doesn't know and she's going off like crazy Maybe okay and Terinda goes and then this one calls me sonia crying all like cuz you called a fat, you know Like I think what you do is like

You're wasting me, okay, and you can do me you can't look at that. You know by the eyes. I don't know that Who does that like who goes into somebody else's like party? That they've had to like support other women and just rips them to fucking shreds during does a man. And all those women were trying so hard to like gauge their reactions, they're like I'm on camera, I'm very aware that I'm on camera, so I wanna see employees, do I say something, is it my place to say something, how does my hair look, this is hilarious,

will I be able to gossip about this afterwards? Am I under contract with Bravo? Can I just go tell all my girlfriends about this right now? Because this is amazing. It's crazy. And Ramona's like, what? These are my girlfriends. Why are you so angry right now?

Why are you so angry? And they're like, you're like other people's misfortune, Ramona. You were cowardice with Qi. Why are you a cowardice? You're misfortune. And I liked that there was that one woman who looked like Froufrabissina from Awesome Powers who was just standing there with a glass of wine.

She was like very close to everyone just standing there like nodding her head. You know, it's like, you're not in this. You're not in this. Take a step back, lady. Yeah, everyone was like, listen, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, so unhappy, okay? I'm sorry for to die.

I'm sorry, the anniversary of Fritch's death is coming up. Okay, I'm sorry, it's really happy. And Sunny goes, we are unhappy. I'm just fucking son, you're piping in. And during this, like, so sorry, you can't land a Boulder Ramona. I'm so sorry, she's had so many men coming in and out. You can't land a Boulder.

Is that what we're calling John now a Boulder? Yeah, yeah, you landed a boulder and look where it got you exactly yeah so basically at that point Ramona kicks the rind she's like you know what you gotta go so she kicks out to Rinda and we're like I love being kicked out of the good heck I said no yeah so Sony leaves to you know she's you know in solidarity because she's also angry poor Sony I think she thought she's gonna have a whole storyline about being fat-shamed and it's just sort of been scuttled to the side, which is kind of hilarious.

So they leave and it's like, commercial, what will happen? But then when we come back, Durinda and Sonia are in the hallway and so Elise and Frappett for personnel, like go out there with them. I don't like, why are you, lady, lady, why are you still there? You're not part of the central cast. It's like Elise is barely allowed in the hallway at this point And by the way, I've never wanted to be a neighbor ever so much As that moment could you imagine the neighbors sitting there like listening in at their door to all the fighting the hallway?

Oh my dream and Ramona is so they're all screaming at each other in the hallway It's really it's going if I want to be fat, I'll be fat, okay? So and Ramona has now pivoted to crying. She's like, she's like, what, listen, what's love? Okay, don't want to fight, I don't want to fight, please, I don't want to fight anymore. Like Tina Turner said, I don't want to fight anymore. Okay, listen, I do, and now Dorenda's starting to cry.

I need you to support me there, I need you to support today, you know. I think you do this to me, you know? How could you do this to me? It's been telling me the love. You know, you know, you know, you know. Hey, Remundin knows how to shut Durrida up. The only thing you can do is scream and cry and apologize. Like, you were the one in the wrong, the whole time, you know,

which is not the point. None of this has been, anybody else has been wrong, except Durrinda. But of course, she's managed to turn it back around and make everyone else at fault. So she's like we did do so much together and it's so unusual because you're like assistant Yeah, I was like, you love you post so much. See they go back in and they walk back in the department. So I was like Well, I don't know what's happening. It just goes right to the or derives and so Durinda's like, you know what? Like I know my kiddie is not good and like and I want to get rid of the hysterics in my life I'm trying to get rid of the hysterics in my life. Okay. I don't want to be a little again

I'm like I love how you're saying you want to get rid of the hysterics in your life as you are being fully hysterical Yeah, and so Alisa's the three of you could drive mother to reset a drink get her out get her out Okay, well the bet get a fucking dolly in and roll just roll her off the set please And well, it was great as that like even though Durinda's talking about her pain Ramona Ramona's gonna Like turn it into her pain her own pain. She's like you know what like Durinda know we can't be fighting. I need you. I need you. Okay, cuz like I'm afraid of me be alone forever So I can relate to you. Okay. I don't want to be alone forever like you Or most likely tinsley, okay? And then then then durinda and Ramona and Sonia all like I think I think they were hog but they're together

I think they like a three-week hug. Yeah, and And Durinda goes Strangely it was good that it was just the three of us tonight, and they just cut to a least standing there like, uh, okay. Like, I'm here too. Everyone is like, you know what? When, when the act like this, there's nothing you can do. It's not like, shut your mouth, okay?

Or cry louder than her and twitch a lot, which it did, and it worked, okay? So they just are like, oh, you know, I love you so much and Runaway tells her, I love you so much seriously. I just can't, okay, I don't want to fight with you. And Darynda goes, you know what, Runaway, that's why if we have a problem, you just need to pull me aside. Which is the funniest line to end this on. Fucking Darynda. Yes. Oh my god. Darynda deserves every bit of backlash she's getting right now on that.

She's ridiculous. And she is not copying to a thing, you know. She's not saying she's sorry for one single thing, you know. She is not good at that. I mean, she never, like when she had her issue with Luan in Cartagena two years ago, she also like did not understand why what she said was so mean and so vile to Luan in that moment. When all Luan said, like, oh, she's starting or something like that. And

Dorenda just like unleashed this fury on the Wands who pretty much fresh out of like jail and on this new journey of temporary sobriety. And like when the Wands was, you were so mean and Dorenda is like, yeah, but you you said I was drinking or something like that. She's just like unable to really take accountability in those situations. Now, lame, weak, but hilarious, as always. I love it in episode, another great episode.

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