Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Curses! Soiled Again

Episode Date: August 22, 2020

The Real Housewives of New York wraps up its Mexican vacation, but not before dealing with a lot of rage... and a little bit of poop. Then it's back to NYC for Sonja's big Century 21 launch. This episode has it all: bad wine, stacks of rice cakes, and a new excuse for skipping an event: the Fire Island house winter reunion. Are we ever worthy of this show? If you want to watch us as we record the episode, check out Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/40712311 See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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that I'll be dropping on Monday. So if you wanna hear my voice even more, I don't know why you would, because I've got a very crazy voice. I'm talking like Ramona right now, I don't know why you would because I've got a very crazy voice I'm talking like Ramona right now. I don't know why I do know why because we're talking about real housewives of New York today and joining me It's a hilarious hilarious man. He is the host of Rose bricks or bachelor Rose podcast. It's Ronnie Karam. Hey Ronnie Hi Hi, oh look at you. What?

Just cradling your chin with your hand. Somebody different sides to me. Sometimes I'm going to have a sketch. I had it. Sometimes I'm the one percent guy. Sometimes I'm just going to get out of the guy. I'm looking at Ronnie right now because this is a crap and it's on demand episode.

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live on the internet. So anyway, and by the way, if you do do crap, it's not a demand, you have access to bonus episodes and the Discord server, so it's really cool. So how's it going Ronnie? What's up with you? How are you? Everything's great. How are you? I'm really relieved because watching this episode of Real Housewives of New York, I was starting to get the feeling like they were wrapping things up and then at the end it was going to say next time on the season finale of the Real Housewives of New York. And I was just like not ready to get into the season finale. I still want a few more episodes. So when it ended and LeWanger said next time

on the Real Housewives of New York regular edition, I was like, thank God. Thank God. How is that even possible? This is episode 19. I know, it's great. You know, because you know what, last year, they only, they had fewer episodes, right?

Didn't they only have like 14 or 15? Yeah, and so we all were like why is Bravo depriving us? Well Bravo got their shit together Thankfully, and they were giving us like a full-on monster Season because sounds Beverly Hills and gave us a monster season of New York Yeah, Beverly Hills is number 15 right now. And if you look on the internet, you'll see Rinna keeps on saying like, we're the number one, we're number one, but Basic Emma, we're number one.

We're number, she's like, ma'am, do you want your Starbucks or not? We're number one. We have a, we have a Venti Frappuccino for we're number one in Basic Cable. Ha somebody leaves a comment like this or when is a bitch? She responds under it like oh really? Because I'm number one You're still watching obviously where sign fell where sign fell

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Sedal Sud. And they are here to support Syrian refugees and build community throughout Lebanon. They have a bakery that is called the Sedal Suit Bakery and they basically raised money. One of their big purposes is literacy for girls, education for girls, and awareness and gender-based violence issues, social and emotional intelligence as well as other core school subjects such as science and mathematics, okay? They're basically a very important foundation so go support them if you can at

sdalsudefoundation.org. Yeah and if any one of our listeners is in Bayroot or has family in Bayroot obviously we just hope you're everyone as well it was, very scary and it's like how to massive, massive input. It impact especially how it destroyed basically the silos that hold about 60% or 80% something like that of the grain and the cereals for the country. So really it's a great cause. Thanks for bringing that up, Ronnie. I also go help out you guys and today is real house house was New York on a completely different notes. I know. I know. I know. It's the floor. I was gonna say we're sitting here talking. I'm looking just on our

crap and I'm demand. I'm just looking. We have little captions up and I'm like we're talking very seriously about this devastating accident that happened in Bayrue and like I'm like thank you Ronnie. This is really important because Lebanon lost 60% of their grain. And underneath me it says, Ben, I pooped in my robe mantle curve. Well, welcome to Watch Up Crafts, okay? So everybody, real housewives of New York, we open up back in Mexico and just the previous list of this show just put everything else to shame.

Really, I don't want to say I'm Brava, I just want to say on TV, on television, in general. In movies as well, okay? Is there a movie where this happens? She wants to exploit me. Oh, exploit you go fuck yourself. It's always about the counter-starling, but this is a little different.

I'm in Century 21! I pooped on the floor. What the hell? That's in like two seconds of this show. Yeah, no this show I'm telling you is the funniest show on television It's funnier than most movies most comedies that come out. It's like do you okay? I could watch like a romcom with Justin Timberlake and a fern or I can watch real housewives of New York and watch Ramona try to get back into the dating scene and I'll tell you which one is funnier and more entertaining okay I'm just the point is this New York and watch Ramona try to get back into the dating scene and I'll tell you which one is fun You're and more entertaining, okay?

I'm just the point is this people get there a lot of you know a lot of writers get there get get into a snit about reality TV They get let you know like oh, I can't watch that shit. I can't watch that shit because that is just bullshit Well, guess what? It's turned it's a lot more entertaining. You'll be a lot of the crap that's being put out these days. So, you know, you gotta follow the comedy people. You gotta follow the comedy. I'm still mad it does not. Be grateful for gold wherever you find it. Okay.

Yeah. So, I just got vape juice on my lip. Oh, it's disgusting. But it also tastes like cookies. Should I drink it? That's the question I'm gonna go in. Remember the time that you're, remember the time that your vape pen caught on fire on your pocket and we're

driving, we're gonna taxy together and an Uber and we're like, what is that delightful smell? And then we're like, it must be the farest fires because at that time there were farest fires like, wow, smells like farest fires. But sort of smells like vanilla too. That's interesting. What is the origin of like, wait a second. And we were saying like, wow, isn't this crazy?

Like the city's literally burning down around us. You know, we could see the fires on the side of the freeway and smoke and stuff. We're like, wow, the fire is so hard to say. It's so rough to say it, but the fire really does smell like beautiful roasted marshmallows. And then my life started to burn. And it's like, oh my god, is the car even hot from the fire?

It's my faith, and we're gonna die. Right. It's me, band god fire. It is're gonna die! Run, it's me, Pantan! Fire it is! Pog it! I thought that was an old wives tale. Like, oh, you better not vape because they catch on fire! Where they explode people's faces and I got caught on fire. And I fucking can't read both of it does that.

And I'm so desperate that I kept the vape. I kept trying to figure out what was wrong. It was like a $5 thing and I kept it. I kept smoking that fucker. It's a very Ramona story You know what so the craziest thing happened Okay, so this what happened? Okay, I was driving home and my fate pent quantum fire That's what they do, but you know I kept the vape I kept the vape you know

And some kid wouldn't for me to have the vape kind of waste money guy money doesn't grow on trees Okay, you don't want to voice the vape you don't want to waste the baby. I keep the va Google it I was sending it on today's episode You don't want to voice the vape, you don't want to voice the vape, I keep the vape. Gugles! I was so new on today's episode. Gugles! Yeah. Gugles. So, um, so Ramona and Sonia are in their room at night and, um, Ramona's like, she's,

Durinna's anger is really out of control and Ramona is like, is trying to stage an intervention because last week, you know, they went to the caves and Ramona was doing the fake cry where she's like, don't do this, don't do this. Don't do this, don't do this. Like Dino trying to get back in the house. Yeah. And that is very Ramona to be like, Dino getting into the house and then closing the door behind her and friend can't get in.

So, sorry, you didn't get in when you had a chance, Kai. So, when the suddenly lady who brings the big old piece of steak over to the car and then just sets it down and then tips over the car. Sorry, hey, one, two, three, six, six, sorry, guys. Too much food, Kai, too much. So, I'm gonna say, what do we get to do

about the rendition? Okay, because the other day, I googled what causes anger, okay? And the first night she got really mad at me and she went off and then she was like, went off on the way and I was like, major, she's losing her mind, okay? Yeah, you know what? I like to Google things. Google! Google, yeah.

You know what? Google, how to identify if I have anchor issues. It's not just just just rooting her on. She just keeps going, Google, Google. They're like really excited by this new technology. Whoa, do you have a day? So writing to me in Google, I was like, anger, and then it said, anger management.

I was like, how do you know who I am? Are you stalking me? You even love me, Google? Very quick, Kettish, when I Google things are tied. Why do we keep pooping my rope guy? Google it Am I white trash? Yep, it's still in my history still in my history So so I'm just like which is brainstorming which is brainstorming. Yeah, so I did brainstorming and she's like, yeah, well, we're just coming up with stuff. You know just spitballing

Yeah, she's like okay, so I googled it, and then I did a group text to you and to me and the wean and really everybody here sees her. Everybody except Leah. Kai. Even the lady who cooked the beans in the morning who gave us all the shits, said it to her too, okay? So, as long as it's not Leah and Sonya goes, yeah, because we are all the shits. He said it to her too, okay? So, uh... He's not gonna smut Lia and Sonya goes,

yeah, because we are all your blood types. The fuck the fat me? What? So, we see Luanne receiving the text in her interest. Oh my God! What? We see the headline that Ramona said, but just says,

do I have anger issues? How to identify and treat an angry outlook from helpline.com, which by the way, is like such a classic mom thing to do, just like send a headline, like no con, no warning or anything, it's like, here's a headline and I'll let you figure out why I'm sending it to you.

I know she doesn't send a URL, she sent like a screenshot of the head by the way. So then back with Ramona, she's like, you're what? If Trenta says, what did she send this article out? And then he goes, we're all reflecting. We're all reflecting. All of us girls with the same blood type are just reflecting. And we're all reflecting.

And we're all reflecting. And we're all reflecting. And we're all reflecting. And we're all reflecting. Everyone except Leah's reflecting. Yeah. Hermona's like, I'm gonna say, because we're on pins and needles, because we don't know when you're gonna blow up and when you blow up, it's not good for you. It's not good for us. It's not good for the wind. It's not good for the lady who made the beans. It's not good for Caesar.

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Well got it to something okay I'm talking about it. I'm talking about it. I can't believe I can't believe it What she's in get issues are kind so did you do that on purpose? Oh, oh you did oh Oh, I thought this was an accident. I thought you accidentally included her on a shit talking thread Oh, you were just so awful that you sent it right to her face didn't you? Ramona and You what I'm not tip-toeing rabbit if she doesn't want to talk about it and then he goes lock the door Slok the door, blink, blink.

And Lou Ann's getting texts from Durin Batch. She goes, oh my God, Ramona. I mean, now she's sending you texts. Ramona Singer claims Sonia Morgan is in a different place and struggling. Oh, oh, oh, and you Ramona Singer and Margaret Joseph's, oh, Ramona, Ramona and Jezele. Oh, Ramona, Ramona and Jezele, oh, Ramona.

Oh, it just never ends. You know what? How do we handle this? Okay, how do we handle this? Well, you could have talked to her nicely at dinner, but now she's going to be on a rampage. You did this on purpose, didn't you? She's going to be fuming, absolutely fuming.

Let me grab my popcorn real quickly. Okay, wow, I'm ready to go. Ramona just lit the fuse, and that's going to be one huge firework. Come on, let your colors work. Have you ever seen a plastic bag floating in the air like Ramona's hair? And there we go, On the show then.

Could you bring me that plastic bag? Cause I just pooped my, I just pooped in my rope. You know what? I thought it would be good for her to be introspective and read it. Of course she's definitely been introspective, but I thought maybe this would start like a random headline that sort of passed progressive. Say hey, be introspective right now, read this, okay? Well now, now Ramona, now POR DORANDA is gonna see this text to all of the group except that one person nobody can remember. And anyway she's gonna be so upset because it's gonna be all of us against her. Do you see that Ramona? Do you see it Ramona? Do you see it Ramona? And Sonia's like, no it's it's a group text it's fine, it's it's just us it Roman? Do you see it Roman? And Sonia's like, no it's a group text, it's fine. It's just us, it's family.

You know, it's family, the clevis is family. You know, you, me, Ramona, Derinda, Caesar, being lady, just us family. Am I missing anyone? Am I see anyone out? So then we see Derinda in her bathroom, just like bubbling her head, her earrings are going all over the place while she totally soberly puts on her expression. She's also wearing pants that look like an afghan quilt that my great-grandmother Becky once so. I feel like did she turn the back of Roseanne's couch into the house? Yes, everybody's posting Roseanne's couch and it is literally the same thing

it's so funny it's the point you're finding Roseanne's couch that is so funny that like that's so funny that everyone's saying that so um so the man's like well you know Reload I just think that you could have been more personal you know one thing that I've learned on the cap race stages while you're singing to thousands upon thousands of people You have to make sure everyone feels like they're at a one-on-one concert hit it boys I only have eyes for you one person to my crowd. Don't look at the other 99,000 I'm popular

You know Ramona you do this however you. I would suggest doing it my way personally Okay, so bill or stop why? I'm sorry because this some lady keeps coming to my I hope this is not hope you can't hear me lady Some lady keeps coming to my door With like a clipboard or something and she's coming every day and I see her on this ring cam Do you see her? I want to see her. It's on this ring cam do you see her I want to see her it's on this ring cam you see this like what are she doing she comes every fucking day I'm not answering the door I'm not I'm not I'm not I want to hear more I told you this is oh see I just I so okay so this is this is

what it's all about this is live floating is floating or something I'm sure she's like a Bernie bro it's's like, Bernie's gone, lady. All right, let it go. She's like, could someone help me into my house? Like that's dying inside. Yeah, yeah, you're Bernie, bro. And I didn't show you this part, but every time she, it's really only the third day in a row.

I make it sound like it's been a year. Three days too many. But every time she comes in, she looks at the door. She tilts her head, and she looks at Bueller, standing at the door, like it's been a year. Three days too many. But every time she comes in, she looks at the door, she tilts her head, and she looks at Bueller, standing at the door, because it's a glass door. She just starts looking around the house. Do you think I'm hiding from you? It's like she senses that I can see her,

and that I'm literally hiding, because I am. I am hiding from her, because I've learned answering the door here in Texas. You answer the door, and then it's 20 minutes of somebody like, hey, well, I'm your neighbor. Here's what I think. Oh, we're so glad to have you here. Have you heard about our monthly Get Together's Just Neighbor's Family? Never stops. What you have to do is you have to print out an article from helfline.com and see. Anger issues. And then she'll just be so mad she'll run away. Just post it to your door. I'm sorry that I interrupted the show with that but I had to tell somebody that you guys are the only people I talk to anymore. I'm like this woman!

No, I think it's great and maybe next time if she does it during the podcast again, I think that maybe you should like, because you can talk to her through the doorbell, right? I know that's what I was worried that she could hear me, cause it would be so me to be cussing somebody out and they hear me through my phone. No, I was gonna say you should put her on on the podcast and be like, what are you here for? Okay, I will. We did that once, didn't we, like, years ago, we could be called at the telemarker?

Yeah. It's around somewhere. We thought it'd be so funny, and then it was like 10 minutes of us, like, like, we're gonna prank them so bad, they were like, uh- They were like uh-huh. Oh actually that's kind of interesting. Yeah So anyway typical Ramona there is an abrum or a dustpan big enough for this mess Yeah, and then most of them why don't you come in here? Julia help me out with this once coming earlier will said she's gonna be about sending this text

I mean like as ifueanne's supposed to know that Ramona's about to send off for this headline. She was like, well, I mean, you sent this and I was packing. I mean, I'm leaving at 6.30 in the morning because I've got a cabaret show to think about in the morning in New York. So I'm leaving early, okay?

So Lueanne passes Durin, she leaves the room and she passes Durin on the stairs and Durin does doing that thing where she's like super happy Even though she's about to tell somebody off So she's like well, I got a pack door and Durin is like hey, she's pretty school And Durin that goes in and Luanne goes good. That's what she should do, good luck, good work or something. And they're like, hee hee hee hee, wow, so yeah. Look at everybody, so near, look at you pack. Did you see those articles?

They're good articles aren't they? I've got more, I've got more. Cause now Duranda's been, you know, sending all the evil articles to Ramona. And she's doing that thing where she's pretending she's super happy and loving this whole thing, but she's just pacing around the room really nervously and like sitting on the bed But then getting up and walking towards the door and then coming back and sitting on the bed again and then walking towards the sink

And she has such an evil smile on her face You know what rats only come out at night, okay? She's a coward to the coward I think the rats are pretty much they come out like whenever they're ready. Like if there's food, the rats are coming out. I think, haven't you lived, what sort of bubble is she living in on the Upper East Side that she thinks the rats are only coming out at night with like little top hats and canes or something?

We gotta go to the bowl. Haven't you seen the great Muppet Caper, rats have jobs. So, have we, don't we remember all the rats in that Taco Bell in New York City? That was filmed during the day, okay? Yeah, I'm thinking she means Roach is But I'm probably but Roach is also come out during the day, right? I mean, I don't know no, but who knows? I don't know my apartment they come out at night

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She actually tries to say it to you all the time and you explode in her face So at this point she doesn't have any any other option but to send past the aggressive headlines. Yeah, but they really should have added in a right it required it. Yeah, there's that too. Also the other thing is that she's saying like if you guys send you to say say to my face, say to my face, I'm like you're the one who's also sending back past the aggressive links too. Okay, like you're the one who's also sending back passive aggressive links too okay like you're also playing this game

So during this like alright sit on the bed keep back up again. What you want some more articles about those anger issues? Oh my great yourself my friend Vicki my friend Vicki So good, please bring up the fight with Vicki. I could use that a to fight with Vicki. I could use that. I remember it goes, you're dieflacti, okay? You dieflacti. Don't dieflact, okay? Don't dieflact, okay? You know what?

You know what? It's deslact, it's deslact, okay? You know, speak some English. Get educated, darling. Get educated, darling. That's so near. So you discuss, here we go. She gives a classy lady.

You need Easy be educated I'm gonna say you what you make the wind cry the other day she cried You look in the mirror please look in there She cried you just hear the wind upstairs. I was crying What I met you now. I'm crying to forget you. What did I do to be so loo-oo and blue? I know all there is to know of a crying game. I have a big secret at the end of the crying game.

Please say a smile about Tom. Oh thank God it was just about Willy this whole time. Did you hear about the twist in the crying game? It's about a woman who's the cow and Jess and turns out she's really a cow and a star. Oh I love that movie. Oh the crying game. It just takes me back to the 80s of Coyote early. Remember to twist.

Now, that's how you do some bank's call, Richards. Miranda Richardson. God, still love her. So, they're fighting. And Drew and I was like, you know, people used to wait to amitize. When they catch a bad sheet, that's what they used to. And you used to wait to amitize. Oh, you know, people used to wear jammities. When they catch a bad sheet, that's what they used to. And you used to wear jammities. Oh, you tried my day.

I tried my day for a long time. That's what I'm talking about. What? You know what? You're actually worse than my father right now. Okay, all right, you want to play the traumatized game. You're worse than my father. Okay, whoa, this reminds me of this one time

when I was a little girl. I remember I was like, where, where, where? I was sad because I couldn't find the spaghetti. My, my father's friend, Jody Parsmith came over and she said, you know what? They'll go, like, you don't even deserve spaghetti, okay? You deserve to have trauma, okay? To this day, I can't look at spaghetti without feeling trauma, okay? Sorry, sorry. Hi Ramona, thanks for coming. I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to decline your father card because it has been overused Okay, I'm declining your father card take a look at your fucker. What's the time this episode? I'm using it five more times this episode

I'm not I've renewed it. I'm renewed. Okay, you know what Mona? I'm renewed. That means I'm not only renewed But all my father cards are renewed. Okay So during this I can't you know what you need snapping jealousy, right? That means I'm not only renewed but all my father cuts are renewed. Okay. So, Deren is like, You know what, you need snapping jealousy, right? You just want my life. You want my life darling? You're gonna have my life. You can have it okay.

You'll be swan. Hey, you try the dice. Hey. And on this staircase, you see Lu way and she's like listening in like, should I, should I step in and fix this and oh then again It is really fun to hear Ramona really struggle out there. Huh, I'm just go upstairs She's lasting goes away So Sun you're psych I mean what did you expect when you send to Rinda attacks?

I mean I couldn't stop her from doing it because I just wanted to see the explosion So fun. You know what? You know what? I'm not jealous of her, okay? She says, home all the time, okay? I'm very social. I love my life.

I like my life. I love my life, okay? Maybe she's still also my life. I actually dig. I have friends. I have guy friends. Girlfriends. I get invited to a lot of places.

I got shoes. I know how to walk. I can walk on sidewalks, okay? I can walk on sidewalks and not step on the cracks and break my back. Okay? Because that would be a good door to dust. My door to every, so also my best friend when she walks in sidewalks. It's like watching a world champion hopscotch blood. She never touches a crack. Guess what? Guess what?

My back isn't broken. Kai, so maybe she's jealous of me. Okay? Sorry. Sorry. And she does this thing where she gets right in the camera. You know, like when she was, when she did the... Whoa! Whoa! Right in the camera you know like when she was when she did the well Right in the camera space she she does that here. She's like Like Ramona, please stop reciting whatever lines you memorize for love connection Thanks Andy. It's like Andy's not here

So Sonya's like um, you're supposed to be talking about her anger And now you're angry. It's like, you know what? I know. But Scott me upset. You know what? I think I poop my pants Scott me upset Oh, yeah, yeah, there's some poop on the rug. Look you got there some poop on the rug again She says like again. Yeah I'm on it's like watch you know what? Scott me upset. You know what? I did I pooped in my robe Okay, I pooped in my robe. No, I pooped in my robe. I pooped in my robe I'm like these poor people working at this at this house. I have to clean her shit robe

I put my rope. Okay, you know what? It's like you know what? Remember that remember that play medea by Tyler Perry Where she gives kids the poison robe. Guess what? I got the poop rub. Okay, I'm like a Greek tragedy. Okay, it's for her. I like that you've upgraded Ramona to be that educated. Don't what, I know what I didn't remember. Bring Ramona by the end of the Earth, Ben. I went to see Medea because I thought it was someone saying, hey, come see this my dear.

And I was like, okay, if you're going to call me a dear, of course, I'll see it. And I'm such a boring, long play. Okay, I didn't even have a happy ending. All right. You know what? If Mario ever treated me the way that Medea's husband treated her, you know what I would do? I would say, oh my god.

So jealous of my life. I'm the life that you jealous of, Mario. Medea. I'm just gonna stop right now I don't know where this is ending and then Media feats on the floor So Duranda's like Remember when Antigone shot the bed. Oh, no, I'm stupid. I'm a stupid person. Okay, that could have really happened I'm too stupid to know it. Okay, you want to look up? I'm gonna look up, poisoning someone, talk about having to see Joseph and the amazing technical Dreamcoper than 97.

Now that, now that is a shit code if you ask me. So, Dorenda is having a drink outside with somebody. I put Dorelinda, Dorelinda is having a drink. Oh, the waiter. Dorenda is having a drink outside and the waiter is like, oh, we love you Mr. Alinda and she's like, oh, I love you too. I mean, we live. So the way I come sad. She's like, oh, look at me with a popsicle blow up. Anybody want a popsicle? Then we're putting. All right, I'm bringing back something from Mexico. It's a Popsicle But it's actually a pool float. We're gonna add it to the show. It'd be great. It'd be great The Popsicle actually asked me for more money, too, you know It just can't find good help these days in my right, Ben

Mary thought kill inflatable Popsicle inflatable swan inflatable flamingo go I don't know so she's, well, I was trying to pack. But I was interrupted by the Ramona group text with everybody in this single house, including her and the bean girl. So let's just have a conversation. Let's just, let's just, you and me have a conversation. Me, the sober countess, you, the drunk person,

of no title. Yeah, Luan's basically doing good cop bad cop. Ramona is the bad cop, and Luan's gonna come in as the good cop. Or so she thinks, and she's like, well we had your conversation the other day, so I didn't even see the point of having this conversation again. So Luan doesn't get anywhere. Yes we did.

We didn't get anywhere. I mean, we're like, we're like, this joke going nowhere. You know what I'm saying? Anyway, I didn't even bring up your We're like, we're like, we're like this joke going nowhere. You know what I'm saying? Anyway, I didn't even bring up your drinking and what I want you to take away from this is that I didn't bring it up and I want you to listen to me about this. I want you to see that I love you and I want everything to be cool with the girls because it would be terrible things were uncle catchphrase

and during this like well I don't need to be cool with the girls alright I like you is I give and I give and I get in the bookshares my class is always open and then you guys focus on one thing and I think they get you wrong I think they get you wrong this is a Durinda waving, wagging her finger at you episode. Yeah. She's just like doing the wag. And I love how much she got in here. She's doing everybody such a huge favor with the Berkshire's.

And I open my closet to you. She's still on fucking Giovanni. Still. And like she does this while simultaneously like, reprimanding the w Luanne for like living in the past and yeah she's still talking about Giovanni and and Birx anything right? So I'm a giver, you're a giver, yes you are a giver of insults during my performance, you are a giver, yes.

I don't find this conversation comfortable because it has to be a monologue by Lewam. Okay, you're not wrong But Lewam hasn't even said one thing yet Still been you So I just arrived from Mars in a beautiful Chivalry town and nothing It doesn't work like that. All right. I watch CNN. It's like what are you? There's a work like that. All right, I watch CNN. It's like, what are you literally? Where are you right now?

This is nothing makes sense. Also, if someone comes and says, I have an issue, like you've hurt me and I wanna tell you why, it doesn't, like here's how it doesn't work. Okay, to talk like Bethany. Okay, he has what we're not gonna do, okay? It doesn't mean that it's like now a free-for-all for you to unload all your issues on that person.

You're looting all your issues. Yeah, it's like that's kind of what she's saying. She's like, oh, Luana has something to say, but like, oh, it's always just about Luana. What about when she did this? What about when she did that? What about when she did that? It's not like an airing of the grudges right now.

If you have those issues, you air them too. Luana is saying something just happened two days ago and it hurt me and I wanna tell you, because I don't think you realize that you hurt me. And you're looking at it like, oh, she thinks that she got up. What about when I was hurt? That's not how you resolve things.

That's not how you deal with friends. That's not how you deal with friends. It's a conversation with Durinba. So Durinba's like, well, you know what? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, After everything I've done for you and with you. Did you not forget the entire last two years where you were calling her a dirty drug addict slut like every two seconds? Oh my goodness.

Yeah, and Luana's like, you accused me of saying that I was judging you when you were drinking together and I didn't even bring it up. After everything I've done for you, after everything, like that has nothing to do with it, to Rinda literally doesn't. And so Luana's like, Rinda's like a mom who's always just upset

It's like no mom. I won't do that After everything I'm just I could have been something I know I then the way I was like I just give you an example of something that happened now now because you know I've forgiven you because I love you more than the minutiae I'm like Dorenda you are the one who fabricated something. It's not up for you to forgive her for the things that came up in your head.

It's that Luana has to forgive you. You know, you have to say sorry. Luana, you have to say sorry. Melusa, Shagun Fat. You know what that girl loves to shout and fight me. You ready? Melusa? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, it's like and so Luans like this isn't about minutia. This is about people's feelings I know and my feelings were incredibly hurt by the thing that that frog said to me

Do you know there's a frog his name is senior frogs and he's down the street and he said get the fuck out of you What mr. Frig do you know what I did for you mr. Frig? Do you know the cake that I said to you? Rest rotten is the frog. I don't think you do. I don't think you do. You better back it up Mr. Frog. He's not living in the past. You're new to shouting frown. And the way I'm like I don't have the past and shit. Well Richard what is said that you lived in the past. When I get home I'm gonna walk by my old townhouse and look at the gate and wonder why no one thanked me yet because I'm not gonna live in the past. Don't make me bring Desmond to into this

So so I know my feelings have been horribly hurt. Well, what about my what about my On stage feelings because that's why I do my best to moaning on stage for the thousands of people at my Cabaret she's like you just get so angry during that. She's like, I'm good, I'm good. And if you don't wanna be friends with me, that's okay. If you don't wanna be friends with me, that's okay.

This is hopeless. And the way I just keep getting frustrated, but why would you? It's just, it's hopeless. There's no reason to be out here. I'm gonna drive me out here, right? It's actually was like hard to watch as a viewer because she is not listening to reality.

And I'm like waiting for that moment. I'm waiting for the breakthrough moment. And I mean, this is what happened with Luan last season, right? That Luan was being so horrific. And then finally it took Bethany having a meltdown in a restaurant for her to sort of have her breakthrough moment. And not even

really it wasn't until the reunion and I'm just like at this point I'm like please to Rinda have some self-awareness. I just wanted to like watch and you know she's gonna watch these episodes and be like see look she said it right there. You can't hear it you always hear lips move but she said it you You can see it right here. Yep. So, Luann's like, well listen, I do love you. And she goes, I do love you too, bitch. And Leah comes over and Durand is just like, all happy, earrings dangling. Yeah, I love you, Pank. You love those pinks. And Luann's like, well, can we just talk about one thing?

Because I don't even care about us. I don't give a fuck, okay? I mean, Leah was there and she's like Oh my god, we're going to the past again No, she's like look look okay. I don't give a fuck about them those two two stupid bitches pooping on the floor downstairs I don't give a fuck about them. I give a fuck about us. Okay. That's why that's why when I said I want everything to be cool with the girls I'm said like I want everyone to be cool with the girls who I don't give a fuck about, right? Okay, so anyway, listen I'm just saying the other night. I didn't bring up your drinking. Okay. I didn't do that and do it is God

God, okay, God I appreciate that. God. Okay, living in the past crazy the way and living the past got it Oh, why aren't you listening to me? You're pushing me away. You're pushing me away. Oh Push it push it real good. Oh Push it push it real good. That's what we call rap everyone part of Mary fuck Hill There's some hip hop and rap and we just like all right while Ramona boys full of shit that might But this is spilling over and Mike it just needs to stop now all right. Can we just eat? So She goes yeah, well we talked about and they said sorry she did not say sorry you never said sorry about this

Yeah, well she says it like this. I reckon I'm sorry Okay, I'll say sorry again. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I mean the minutia of it I reckon minutia. I was like did you get stuck on Google? Where did minutia come from and why is it stuck in your head like this? The most beautiful play of minutiable. So she's like, can we move on now? Okay, I'm sorry again. I'm sorry again. Can we move on?

I'm sorry. She's being totally condescending and patronizing. But that's not real. That's not real. Here, wait, let me show you what's real. Hmm. Did you like that? That was real.

That was a performance. Yeah. So Ramona comes out and she's just doing that thing where she knows she's in trouble. So she's just being extra like, whoa, that's the drum. Drum, drum, drum, one, that's the drum. That's, that's okay. The highway now. It looks so good, Steph. Love, we're having a- I love this table. What's this table? Scrape, you can eat all of this thing.

Well, this table has four legs That one has three legs. I never knew you could have so many different types of legs on tables Wow, it's crazy world. We ended you see tables see the tables the wean She's like is this ceiling assignment? She's what the host are in that okay? Brages hostess. I just want you to tell me where you want me to set guy And they're in this like oh god, you live to think about Ramona. She's all tacked behind closed doors.

But then now she's not there. Thank you, thank you for the table. Thank you for the water. Thank you for the sky. Thank you for the tent. I mean, thank you, thank you. Just to avoid me. Yeah.

And then the chef comes out and she's like, all right, full for your last meal. We made this and that. And there's avocado and ceviche or something. You know what? I just want to say that you've served the best food that we've had and like we've got to rest, I'm like I'm gonna go back to the house because it's better food at the house, okay? I never even like to eat so much, but I ate it so much, so please pass along my compliments to the chef. I am the chef. You are the chef of waiters.

Yes, so please tell the actual chef that he's done a very good job. Kai? No, I'm the chef. You're in girl. Can't get me a chef. So Durinda's trying to have a conversation with Leah. Like, what's your business? The map is married

What a great idea. You're having so funny Tell me more about your business and Leah's kind of answering her She's answering her but Durinda's just obviously trying to piss off Ramona too, you know So she's not really asking the Ramona's putting on her show on the other side And she a waitress brings her wine and she's like whoa chef. Thank you chef Wait, wait, wait, wait, I prefer my wine room temperature, okay? No, no, no, no, this is too old. Okay. This is old. Okay. Let me tell me taste it No, no, okay, it's bad. It's bad It's a beer. It's bad. It's bad

It's beer. It's beer. It's beer. It's beer. And so I'm just like, oh, well, she sure got rid of those niceties quickly. She shits on the staff saying the wine is too old. I can have the 1963 Patrice and you can have the 2020 Peno-agreesio. Okay, stick to what you know, Ramona. And then the waitress comes back. Everyone is trying to be nice

I'm sorry. Sorry. I didn't need to make you crazy. I'm just a very nice person. Okay. I didn't need to be you Why is this cold? Why is this cold? Bands in a bag It's bad. Yeah, it's like Arctic did it with so the man's like well There's so much bullshit going on at the table like a barely taken Bullshit going on at the stable. I can barely take it Wait, right? It's an initial right there You know what table wine is $12 so you know what I get I can complete right? Oh, and Leo's like well, you do like to complain when he goes yes

Because she likes to cause chaos in the house just pure chaos. Oh, she's like the Joker except not funny You at least pure chaos tonight. And Lee is like what? What chaos did she unleash? And Rinda goes, oh you were in the group text mob marier. All right, you were in the group text. And she's like, oh, well there was a group text. So why the fuck am I not in the group text? Ramona. And then Dorinda ceases on that guy's, he know what?'t want remona you don't leave people out He don't that's mean that's mean sometimes people want to know like the minutia, okay? This means you let them in act you have a mean person you're a mean person You're sitting ahead line about how you let someone out to keep tax and I'm guessing to everyone but you okay She has a different blood type and we was like let me see the freaking tax message

Please and so I'm just like well, we didn't want to make a mountain out of the Mole Hill, staying just in case Ramona hears that one. A staying. And Leo's like, oh, so Leo takes a phone and she reads it and she just starts laughing. And she's like, okay, and then to Rinda sense this article and Duretica's, I said four articles and they all start cracking up at Ramona. Yeah, and Lia's, but Lia's like, she left me out of a text and like,

you know what that really says? That she doesn't like give a shit about me or a friendship and doesn't care if she offends me or not. So I really don't appreciate that mother. Mother. Ugh. So Ramona's like, you're wet. Okay, just have to say that I think I'd love to win.

Okay? Like, Juventa, you as happy, do some, my darkest moments. And so you discuss, here we go. And you went as a perfect impersonation of Ramona. She's like, what? What? What? This shit is around.

And they all start cracking up because Ramona can't pretend to cry anymore. You know what? I just, you get so angry that I'm always a needle in pins, okay? And it's very scary. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do, okay? It's terrible. It's so terrible, Ramona. And they're like, basically everyone's like laughing at Ramona and Ramona's like, you know what? You know what? Like, I kind of feel like I was left out to hang out with the dryer, okay? Like, they don't have the balls to help in the situation.

Like, why am I always stuck with the one with the mouth? Why? Why? I'll tell you why, because I have the guts, that's why. So, just a reminder, I have the balls and the guts to deal with the mouth, okay? I know it's even body, okay? Oh you want pins and needles you want pins and needles in the big shit When my classic was open everybody's And the man's like oh come on Ramona. I mean you're just fake. I mean you're actually freaking me out right now

Yeah, what's fake with chips at you? She's no that was real. I mean I talked to her But then you ripper a new one. I think you come to dinner acting like nothing happened She's your wife. It's my dad and my mom okay? She might be my dad and my mom Since been declined from on it. You have another one How about you use your real card the way I use that I use the real the real deal That's what I am that's what I use when I talk to Jorinda real deal real deal over here okay so yeah Luan's basically like you know

Ramona she dropped the bomb and then she just walks away and it's still smoldering it's a smoldering smoldering post bomb space and all I gotta say is you drop the barma me baby you drop the barma cabaret thank you thank you so much so darandas like how many times his Ramona say yeah angry you're angry you know what Ramona you're right I was angry but did you have to pile on tonight you that's you that's you when you were going through a hard time? Well done Ramona, well done, happy and the terrible person. Okay, now you're the biggest victim in the room.

Okay. Exactly. I also like that when Durinda said, Durinda was like, you know Ramona, we talked in the bedroom and the way I go, well I saw you storm out of the bedroom, but that's fine, that's fine, go on. Go on. Go on. Just quietly undermining D'Arenda at the same time, like equal opportunity, like, cut her down her.

So Emona's give up a cry uncle. Okay. I cry uncle. And he wasn't very nice to me either. You know what? There's a fresh card. Uncle car. Oh, it was a guy. Twinkle, uncle car. Okay. Uncle car. So then, so then D'Arendaa, Dorenda then tries to flip the script and she's like, you know, I know you say it's verbally, it's okay, but are you really okay? Are you really okay, Ramona? And then Ramona goes, Ramona is this weird thing where she does like a baby, like

she does this gas, but she goes, oh, oh, oh, I was like, what are you guys doing? I don't understand this interaction right now. I don't want you to feel the pain, dangerous Mona. And so I'm just like, listen, Durrinda, we're there for you. I mean, you put on such a brave face because look at everyone you take care of, you take care of me, calling me a slut, and telling me my shoes were ridiculous and that you would never do that to your husband.

And then we see just a clip of Dorinda just a viscerating sonia. So many years. Many years. And then Sonia's like, well, you know, of course you're gonna, you're so helpful to everyone else. Of course you're gonna have a short fuse. Yeah. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here.

I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. be so brave and then somehow this turns into a toast of them all being there for each other. Like, let's toast to the good, to the bad, to the articles, we're forwarding to everyone,

but Leah, let's toast to that. And Romanticus, we are re-defining ourselves. Okay. So now, the next day, Dharinda is wearing like a headband with poofy ears, like anapuse, where animal ears would be, and then she's got moisturiser like cold cream all over her face, and she's rubbing it really hard, and she's going, Mommy Dearest would have watched that and been like, wow, that's gentle. Maybe I should be open to some wire hangers here or there. The Ramona's mad because she felt like Luan threw her under the bus, like basically,

like that, because Luan kind of did, like, didn't definitely do not have Ramona's back at all during that dinner. But Ramona really liked how Sony handled it. She's like, you know what, you know, you handed it well, I get a little hysterical. I'm like, you know, she's like, you know what you handed it well I get a little hysterical. I'm I you know my delivery sucks Okay, my delivery sucks, okay, but you know I can't really well. I'm really proud of you Sonya Oops, just pissed I pooped again. That's what happens. I'm so proud of you. I pooped again. Sorry

Did you notice it Sonya scored another pair of shoes off Ramona so funny? Yeah packing is like oh my god I love these sandals. Okay, you know what? That's my gift to you, Sonia. So she's mad at Louie and Kosoa and wouldn't help. But anyway, they all leave and they all say bye to everybody. And then we're back in New York City. Back to New York City and it's Leah at her office promoting her brand in a not so subtle way. Like, oh my god, it's been a 15 year anniversary of bearing to the mob and we have new shirts

and we're selling exclusively online and not in stores. And you can get it right now. It's a very special collection. And this is just like my life, just talking about all the bullet points of our marketing strategy. Summer. points of our marketing strategy. I just had a meeting with Jersey, Fruit of the Loom, Athleta, Target, Lululemon. You get it, right guys.

I mean, I had a meeting. Yeah, you had a meeting. So then we go over to Ramona's and Ramona is going to therapy. Yes. Oh gosh. So good. So she meets with Dr. Gregory, who actually

is the psych professor from one of our listeners. I think she posted it on. I think it was on Facebook. Maybe it was discord, but she was like, I never thought my psych professor would wind up being Ramona's psychologist. So it looks like a property brother to me. I was like, wow, are you you gonna remodel Ramona please do.

You know what Dr. Gregory something just wasn't sitting right in my heart on my soul and I just I just was feeling really bad so you know what so I decided to go back to therapy because guess what my therapist is singling ready to mingle okay. I was feeling bad and I don't like to feel bad run the clip I need a man Oh Want me and to be with me where she's like rubbing her head with her hands like a baby like a baby rubbing his eyes with his fist If you look like that was like two years ago, but that was still this season

That was like it was like is age less than girls, but still this season. That was like, it was like, it was age less it goes. But you know what, the good news, the good news is I've really come full circle, okay? It's like circling the train of a toilet, which unfortunately keep missing these days. And you know what, last time I wasn't in good mode yet, but now I'm full circle, okay? And we see that like three months ago,

she had met with Dr. Gregory to talk about her issues self-sabotaging. Yeah, so you what? I can't connect. Maybe I don't want to connect. Kay, maybe I got so hurt. I'm sabotaging myself. My uncle, my mother, my uncle, my father, my uncle, my uncle, my uncle.

He's like, your uncle's card was just a client. That's so weird because you've used it so much already. So who doesn't go to therapy in see through lace sleeves with diamonds all, or netted, it's like, it's like, netted from hooker dates in a saloon top over a ball gown with diamonds all over it. Yeah, poor Delo Sheik. So she's like, you know what, I'm ready to reflect.

And since I was told to be sitting on a couch, I brought notes because I'm used to doing that at reunions. So guess what? I took notes. Here they are. All right. Here's my note. Here's my note.

OK. OK. Here it is. Monday, I took Avery to the store. She bought some fruit loops. I said, why are you buying fruit loops? I just caught up. She said, I want my fruit loops mother.

So it's fine. I'm OK with that. And then the next day, I said, why are you buying fruit loops? That's just cops. She said I want my fruit loops mother It's fine. I'm okay with that and then the next day I said I had to cancel the man because it was fruit loops in the house It's giving me anxiety that's how to talk to him. I don't know. I don't know Then I said, you know what this light switch doesn't work. I'm gonna have to call Mario to come over here Not my husband Mary. Oh, I almost called my husband Mary I'll sort of do this but then I realized that the guy fits bathrooms in a Mario I called nice and Mario listen Hello chef, it's me Ramona Shinga. Okay Fixed light switch Okay, here it is five days ago. I'm on a date very handsome. Yeah, it's very poorly smart It's a lot of money. It's not intimidating by the fact that I am into 1% okay, he really likes Joe Farrell, we went on

ride on the merry-go-round in his basement, he had a wonderful time, everything was going great, and just went about to kiss, I said oops, I just pooped on the floor, I guess I self sabotaged again. Well, signed, well, we're one guy. So she's like, you know what? Then I wrote this, a canceled second date with this guy on Sunday. Why did I do that? Oh my God, why did I do that?

Okay, you know what? Maybe it's because I want to spend more time with my friends. Then one of my friends said, Ramona, you don't have to act so different around the guy. Because she said that act of coquettishanta got said that act of coquettish guy I'm not coquettish, you know sexy like this is how it is doctor It's a little differently a little bit on my side so this side and a smile and a little coquettish I'm a coquettish

Ke-cettish beautiful woman. What can I say I'm just showing off my natural beauty? Okay? He's so sorry. Just a natural cat. So what it looks like. And then they just cut to the doctor and he's like, I'm going back to teaching. So then we see a montage of Ramona flirting over the years, which is basically her like with her straw like, why?

I got three lines on my way. Why? And Boris, the swim coach, well, don't let me drown Boris. It's like all Ramones terrible flirting. So we cut back and he's like, so would you say that that version of yourself is different or is it a genuine version of yourself?

And she'll say, what? It's another version of myself, but it's not genuine. Wow, way to confuse even the fucking psychiatrist. Yeah, and then she declares, you know what? I have more substance than just this sensual body. I'm very sensual. I'm like, more substance than just this sensual body.

So Ramona, she's like, yeah, I'm very sensual, but just more to me, okay? You know, I'm warm, I'm sensual, I'm sorry, I'm on that. Yeah, I'm very sensual, but just more to me, okay? You know, I'm warm, I'm sensual, I'm caring, I'm sexy, I'm self-made, I'm hot, I'm the warm percent, I'm gorgeous, I'm sex machine, and also, age, okay? You know what? Yeah, you know what? I'm just like warm and caring, and down to earth,

this white is cold, okay? Get it out of your bed, it's bad, I don't like this white, send it back. So she went on a date with Enrique, and Enrique is like, you look happy. Yeah, he's like the second coming of our garfunkel, you know? When our date, and he said, he said that we were on a bridge over troubled water, okay?

And then afterwards when we left, he said farewell silver bird, something like that, I don't know. So, whoa, Enrique, okay? You look happy, I look happy, you like voices? I like voices? I can't help it, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't help it. I can't help it, notice, you seem to be looking at my very central body, okay? So the doctor's like, so what can I do for you, basically? And she's like, well, you know what, I have a really calm attitude with Bimmy.

So I just decided I need to learn to be like that with Met. He's like, well, okay, so how are you going to do that? She goes, what? I need to learn to be like that with men. He's like, okay, so how are you gonna do that? She goes, what? I need to work on my relationships. It's like from on a, you do not need to work on your relationships with women. You just had 60 women buy you a purse for your birthday, okay, like you're fine, man.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. But she's still sitting there like with her posture, like shaking her head, like flirting with the doctor or something. I don't know what the hell she was doing, but he's just like... He's like, this is scary for me right now. I never should have stopped working with Drew. Why did I just have a head true? Why did I have an image of every sitting on just off-camera on the couch in the same position?

Both women are to the side, just to the right hand. Which one do you want? Can you tell the difference? Well. So now we go over to Luana rehearsal for Maryfuck Kill, which is going to be having a preview next week. And a... Feels so good to be back here in the warm embrace of of theater also known as this basement at the YMCA. I love it here Oh now I can breathe and enjoy and wait for Sonya cuz I can't reach her He's like If you will look oh now you're gonna steal a Durinda line

She'll send you some season to see shit. I'm gonna watch Seriously, man All right, let's work crops some lines. Okay. All right. I'm gonna bring this prop Which is what we call an object on stage. We bring this prop over to her and say anything else I can get you moda morgan hmm or or sonia Rita. Yes. Yes. Let's do that Sonia Rita Anything else I can bring you? Sonya Rita, lock that one in. Lock that one in, Ben. Genius over there. I'm gonna have to call Sonya. I mean, she was so excited for this. I don't know where she is.

Sonya, it's like, hi, Dale. Well, we're both in our glasses, but I'm on a stage, kind of. And you're in a bathroom, Sonia. I mean Get your ass over here girl. If I sound a little angry, that's because I am angry But now let me try it this way. Get yourself over here girl. That's not a friendly right. That's what we call acting Anyway, get yourself over here girl. Let me try it this way Sunrise Sunset You're buying it now. Memories of when Sonia said she'd show up, but she hasn't shown up. So I can't put her in a tire to send her off to Sonia having. So Sonia's like, well, I don't know what I'm missing, but

today is my launch. So you didn't tell me this for her, so was today, Liu. Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y- but she doesn't want to rehearse because she's impromptu. That is what Sonia says. And also, everything Leuand is doing could just be impromptu. You know, now you welcome the next guest. Well, here comes my good friend Sonia. Here's a microphone. Can I get you anything else? Like, you don't have to sit and memorize every little thing.

And Sonia's like, well, you know, I was excited to, I wasn't excited to be about going and rehearsing. I mean, I'm in prompt you, okay? And like, I don't need to do rehearsals, but, besides, you always think I'm distracting when I show up, which is true. And I was like, oh, she can't focus, and she's ruining these very important lines. I couldn't even remember the last part of this one. Anything else I could bring you?

Line. So you make it nice. I can't be yet. Climbed. Anything else I could bring you? line So you make it nice. I can't be it Climbed Climbed So she's like well She wants to be paid more. She doesn't even want to come to rehearsal I'm just like well I got this event tonight bed you can come to you want to come to events and I was like Sorry, I got I got my fire of Ireland house went to reunion tonight, which is like one of like the worst excuse,

like in a way it's like one of the best excuses you could ever come up with. But like also like the fact that that is an excuse is hilarious to me. Yeah, so some Luans just basically like, well, I mean, this has a script, but okay, so, Nia, have fun tonight. So then we go over to Lia's and her mom comes over, Benny. And Lia tells us that her mom sleeps over there on Tuesday nights and she's still got so much

to work through with her mother, which I know we're all thrilled for. So her mom sits down, and she's brought dinner, and it's rice cakes and broccoli and like some grilled sweet potato. Yeah. It's literally like a sack of rice cakes that you've never seen a sack of rice cakes. Like she is balancing those rice cakes. They're like, it's like a little like miniature leaning tower of pizza but made of rice cakes. Yeah.

I spent the most of the scene waiting to see if those rice cakes were gonna topple over. Yeah, I love when skinny people suffer. So that was worth it. Like when skinny people suffer to be skinny, you know? So I was like, well, she's earned it at least. Don't need to go down that path. Thanks.

I'm just like reassuring my own weight issues during this scene. So then, Rulia is like, well, I'm gonna have to talk about my mom because my sister told me that my mom doesn't even like me. So I gotta walk. Yeah, she's like, she's like some mom. Hey mom, can you like put down that stack

of rice cakes for a second? No, I know it's very impressive that you have that many piled onto each other and they're not falling over. Yes so Sarah said that like you don't even like me. Is that true? You don't like me? Is it because I don't offer your rice cakes mom Like what's the deal and she's like oh well, maybe I said it You know who knows I mean listen when they might not like you and on another day I don't like Sarah. It doesn't mean I don't love you and care about you,

all right, you know? The one thing I don't like is you drinking all the time. Now, I just love this because I caught my mom years ago, I was home for Christmas and I heard her talking shit about me when I went upstairs because I was just sleeping in their upstairs guest room and I heard everything she said. I was so mad, I was like gonna throw a teenager fit about it.

I was like, how dare you? And she was like, what, I'm not allowed to fucking talk about you when I'm so mad. I was like gonna throw a teenager fit about it. I was like how dare you? And she's like what I'm not a lot of fucking talk about you when I'm venting. That's what people do Don't you go vent to me? Don't yeah, don't you tell other people how much you hate me? And I was like oh To call the wind out. I thought it was gonna be some huge denial of my tears I know I said it and I meant it, but I didn it was going to be some huge denial of my tears. How could you think? I thought that. She's like, no, I said it and I meant it, but I didn't say it to your face. So, hi. Also, Leah, your mom just finished teaching a religion class. At all, she's having for dinner is broccoli and rice cakes. Has it just occurred to you that maybe your mom's

hungry? Just like give her like a cookie or something, and I'm sure she will start to like you again. Yeah. So her mom just basically blows it off and she talks to her about her drinking and she's like, but mom, the drinking's not ruining my life. Look at me, I'm drinking, I stop a job, I stop my company, I stop my kid and do a few torches around, no big deal. Yeah, and she's like, and if it changes, then I'll be honest about it. We'll fix it. She's like, I'm on top of that bunny keeps talking to her and she's like, Mom, could you please finish your rice cake? She's just got like rice cake falling out of her mouth. Yeah, she's like grabbing her by the shoulders to talk to her deeply and like rice cake is flying. Why do I have to say I love you every minute? That's time I could be, you know, eating rice cakes.

You know, these rice cakes don't eat themselves, all right? So then Sonia Don't don't we see a huge picture of Sonia century 21 century 21 So it's her finally her launch event Leah shows up repping some Sonia Morgan and she's like happy because this is a look that she likes as opposed to the pajamas with a fedora from earlier in the season.

And even Ramona is wearing her Sonia by Sonia Morgan even though she's constantly adjusting it. She's like, whoa, doesn't fit quite right. You know what? It reminds me of my uncle using the uncle card of this one. Okay, gotta go, gotta go, uncle. The Durinbe comes and let's see Durin does like well what happened with what happened with Sonia and Luann because she was supposed to work rapidly and I mean maybe she's just too busy

I don't know we're gonna find about it today because I can't wait to find about it today Yeah exactly this we're trying to like they're just trying to they're trying to find some sort of drama But there's no drama happening and they're like where's I mean we're so yeah, she's not even here She's not even here and nobody and then of course we see so and you're walking down the street going Sasha Sasha Sasha Sasha

Yeah So um Philip cow. Oh, so she's like oh Philip Phillip cow. Oh, so she's like oh, Phillip. So Sonia when she walks into somewhere she never lets the other person talk. She's just like, oh look It's Phillip. Phillip from Calvin Klein. He's like, hi, Sonia. She just moves on. Yeah, hi, I said like Sonia I just wanted a Ramona. There you are. This is Ralph Loran. He does. He designed some things. Hi, Ralph. Anyway, oh look that that's Diane Vaughn something another high high high high Ramona you look great. I'm gonna talk with you. This is Ricky. He's the fruit. You know of the loom

Meaning with you this is a snapple lady Wendy. She's finally got promoted from behind that desk good for you So the Wankums and she's like well, I came too wrong so make right and I'm not gonna not show up like she didn't show up for me Cuz I'm a good person I know And then we see Ramona Ramona pretty much spends the rest the episode by the catering bar And she's just like okay, you know what you have club sortigrino, okay, and then it's mint, okay. All right, this menu's signature drink, okay? The Hamptons, they call it the remona.

It's like this 17 year old kid who's like, oh, man, I don't know how to mix things together yet. And then she tastes it and she's like, you want straws not working? I've got another one. She looks like a... She goes out of another broke-ass straw from her first. Yeah. So, Dorenda, and then Dorenda's telling the way and that she's not gonna be able to come to her presentation,

her like Mary Falkyle presentation next week. She's like, you know what? I got a nerve that's feeding fluid in the form of minutia into a sack Look, I can't even move my hand anymore. Look. I can't look my hands not even moving look at it It's not it's not funny. It's funny. It's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's a can't even move my wrist Look at that. It's crazy Hey, what do you call this it's a dead this huh? I can't I can't move it. I see it's crazy look Yeah, he really won in likes drink is shouting fried

So Isaac gives his speech a century 21 first being so proud about Sonia or whatever and then Sonia's like wow I never thought I'd actually say this bad. I'm humbled Thank you so much everybody ring ring whoa He's like, wow, I never thought I'd actually say this, but I'm humbled. Thank you so much, everybody. Ring, ring. Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's for Ramona's phone ringing. And then Ramona just swiped doing that swiping thing where she doesn't really know how to swipe.

She's like, there's a certain age you hit and maybe like Ramona's age where when you're phone rings and it's supposed to be on silent, you have absolutely no idea how to turn on silent. Like, you know, it's like a very simple thing. You just, if you have an iPhone, you just take this thing here and you just switch it, you just do that, or you press the button on the side that sort of sends it to voicemail. But when you hit a certain age,

once that thing starts ringing, it is ringing. It is ringing for five minutes. I mean, I think we've all been in a movie theater where like something Versus is happening and I was like Okay, all right. All right. How do I turn this thing off? Okay, like it's it's not going off. It's not going off Okay, all right. Let's see. It's not okay. I'm just gonna put it in my bag. I hope it stops ringing I'm just gonna say here like this pretend like no one ever I'm gonna open a hard candy while I wait for that to stop ringing

That is the classic thing So Sony was like wow, Ramantha doesn't even know how to use her phone. What do you have a hot day? Oh, geez, it's probably just a friend truffles up the chicken's ass. Am I right everybody? And I think what's happening? You know what is one of my 50 close girlfriends is not someone I'm going to date with except learn I don't have to be cut kettish 20 man even if he likes oysters and also likes my sensual body okay So she's like, you know Ramona can't use your phone come on everybody here's my speech My family's here Luan

Durinda, Ramona, Tinsley's not here. Bethany couldn't make it. I think I've got every single person that means anything to me in there. So thank you, found, thank you, blood type O for being here. Okay. You know, I knew that people thought this couldn't happen. You know, I've talked about my lifestyle my makeup my telephone line My toast driven to the brand to the brand to the brands like what is that noise coming from the ventilation system? Just literally another place called century 21. It's a real estate agency, okay? How do you have two different Century 21s? You are literally launching in a two-to-brand of Estua, okay? And she gives us a speech about being thankful for her girls and the N.C. does throw the in. She's like, oh, I'm this new friend of mine, Leah.

Yeah. I guess. Thank you for coming everyone. And we have, you know, everything. She's the best. She's the best. She's the best show everyone. To me. But she did it. She did it. She did it. She got into century 21. She really really did and I wonder if she's I wonder if people bought it. I mean who knows it could be a thing. Well at the very least there's a lot of drag queens walking around in that shit. You know there are by now all over the city. Well that brings us to the end of the real house walls of New York City. I guess we've got another 10 episodes or some shit of the show. So we'll be back. We got a bunch. I'm sure we have a problem. I'm gonna say we have two more. I'm gonna say we have next week and the week after.

I can't see it going. I mean, I'll be loved to see it go for several more episodes, but I can't see it going past that. Well, so... Everything's wrapping up. So people. Everybody, thanks so much for being here. Have a great weekend. We'll talk to you next time. Bye everyone. Hey, Prime members. You can listen to Watch Your Crappens Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the Amazon Music app today. Or you can listen Add Free with

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