Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Eggs-it Stage Left

Episode Date: October 3, 2020

Bravo gives us a few fries at the bottom of the bag with the Real Housewives of New York "Secrets Revealed" special. There aren't many secrets, but we do get LuAnn demanding applause and Lea's mom laughing at her. That's good enough for us. (Wink) Don't just listen: watch this video recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/42302454Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off, voice only. Launching during pride, Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch Our Crappins, a podcast about all that crap on bravo that we just love to watch our crap in the podcast about all that crap on bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker of the Game Brain podcast and also the real house where there's a kitchen island which is a parody of real housewives of New York and guess what? Today we're talking about real housewives of New York joining me as usual as always my

work husband. It's Ronnie Caram. What's up Ronnie? Ah! Hello you sweet thing. Well said. Bra! What's up bra? Not much is up. It's Friday. Hello, you sweet thing. Well said, brah.

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these episodes are like sort of strange Mishmashes of scenes that they like attempt to Kind of set up and there's like weird montages and it's just like it's hard for us to recap It's also a little hard to watch, but we thought, you know what? There's not a lot of things on TV right now and we love Roni, so we like Bravo, are gonna squeeze every last drop out of it. Yeah, this was amazing actually. It was a hilarious episode and it made me think, wow,

I wonder if all secrets revealed are really good and we've just been skipping them because we assumed they're idioticic and so I watched Beverly Hills and I was like no it's idiotic I mean the best thing to come out of that one was Kyle blaming some psychic for stealing her mom's earrings like she sees a post of Diane Keaton's online it's a psychic with these big long well supposedly a psychic Diane Ke said, this is a psychic on the boardwalk and look at these hands are amazing. And they're basically Kyle Richards's hands because they're like the hands of a 90-year-old lady. But then you know, big long, big long nails in these rings. And Carl's like, that's my ring. And so then this lady came out,

well first the granddaughter came out on TikTok and was like, hey, car Richards, that's my grandma you're talking about. And she's had those rings for like 50 years. And so then the grandma came out and she's demanding an apology on extra from Kyle Richards for putting her through this torture, this pain in the torture. Of being a ringstealer or something and she's not even a psychic, she's a pharmacy lady. So, dying to be in a damn lyre too. So, I just think it's funny that Kyle Richards

follows dying to be in on Instagram and follows that closely. Me too, it's so thirsty. You know, it's all people that see, and then she called herself to me more. She's like my doppelganger to me more. Yeah, she's like, I'm really looking like today. More and more like my doppelganger didn't me more. Yeah, she's like, I'm a little more like today. Like my doppelganger, do me more, aren't I?

It's like what? She's like looking up and everything. I was like, how many takes did she have before she finally settled on that photo of her looking like Demi Moore? Yeah, I'm fucking Kyle. So yeah, I was still triggered by Kyle, but this one, Real Housewives of New York.

Holarius. Yeah, New York, hilarious. Yeah, I mean, hilarious because it's them. I mean, I still think these, I still think the secret reveals are terrible. I'm sorry, like not even Roni can save it, but they are funny and, you know, we will have a fun time recapping it, but I was like, oh yeah, watching,

I was like, there is a reason why we don't watch, why we don't recapping. So, so hilarious. Okay, so we open with new taglines. Durandas is, it was lit. Is that with the young people calling these days lit? It was lit. You know, when assets sound like this, we'll have to work, baby.

Sonia. The shots of her dog licking the inside of her mouth. Yeah. Um, and then is Ramona. Sonia the shots of her dog licking the inside of her mouth. Yeah And then is Ramona really really really And then Leah going shot From when she was in the Hamptons and Tinsley wants to grow up, I don't like shut up! And finally it was Luann saying, I'm not the kind of girl that's wham bam thank you Luann

know what I mean? I'm like actually no I don't know what you mean please clarify and you're next like just make a big paragraph for your line I can't believe they didn't take one of her quotes from her rants in the Berkshires when she was like this shows about me And if she thinks she could get on with it then she can't because I'm the star here That's about you're nothing Leigh-hands tagline as far as I'm concerned. Yeah, always Hmm, so Tim everyone's actually everyone's line could have come from that scene

It could have been her saying you're nothing and so then going, she doesn't even pay me. I mean, just hair and makeup. And then during the day, you say that to me. You really say that to me. You know what she's done for you. Have a mug chat. And Ramona would still be seriously, really, really, really, really.

Tindsay wasn't actually in that scene because she scene because she had already left the show, but that would work too. Just sort of being like, I don't want to grow up. So then we see our first glimpse of Leah's look for this episode, and she's wearing like a Dina low hand wig. It's like very like fried blonde with bangs, with makeup, that's in a certain way, like very much like Nassau County, right? And she's wearing like a choker, a fake diamond's clear accessories choker that's like,

slat! Or like sense something stupid, like, it's just something, it's very like Claire's boutique version of Erica Jane. Oh, God, I really miss the days when you could say slut without it being like slut-shaming, you know? Like the Golden Girls days when like blanching and like dark, you slut, like I love that. I miss that. I know, language, you know, language changes.

I know language changes, etc. Yeah. I get it. There you go. I'm gonna get it one of the, I wish I had the language changes. It just changes, et cetera. Yeah. I get it. There you go. I'm going to get one of the, I wish I had the neck to wear one of the, I just want one that's like, slat. But my neck, I feel like my neck would cover the words,

and it would just like, look, it would just look like weird cursive. I feel like, I feel like if you say, she's such a slut, like that's terrible, because that is slut-shaming. But I think if you just say slut, I think I think I think I I'm I would I would like to bring that but I don't know if I can I don't know if it's allowed But um, gotta you can't like when you're in like the gay world, you know, or like random friends

Hey, keep it down slot Yeah! Hey, keep it down, slut. Like, we just changed the meaning of slut to just like, it doesn't have to do with you being permissuous. It just means you're like a very annoying person to me at this moment. Like, let's just change the definition and that way we can say it.

Let's change the word, slut. We change words every day, sure. Well, slut will come back one day. It'll come back as like an innocent little world. Don't do it. Don't see, look what happened. So, to explain. It's actually more funny when women do it. When women do it is hilarious.

What does her necklace say though? I don't actually remember. I like your version. Slut. Slut. Hey Slut. I feel like I did the ice to be like that with my friends. Hey Slut. My cousin calls not Jenna, but my cousin Alex always says like, I feel like I did the ice to be like that with my friends. That's not.

My cousin calls not Jenna, but my cousin Alex always just like, hey fat bitch, which is like less funny now than I've gained so much weight. The history funny when I was like thin and like only eating martinis every day, but. Well, it is funny if you like turn on the hallmark channel and they're playing Golden Girls all the time. God bless one of my favorite shows of all time.

And like there's this episode that I saw, and I think I mentioned here a few weeks ago, where Dorothy leaves to go on vacation, and then like, Sophia's like, bye, bye, bye. And then she close the door, and she turns to the woman, and it's like, like buckling your seatbelt slot faces. And it's just like,

if you think about it, that someone is just like, that show throws one towards slot so much, and it's like on the Hallmark channel, that someone is just like, that show throws one towards Slut so much. And it's like on the Hallmark channel, that's kind of amazing. No. So, Tinsley is like, my rookie season's over. And it was a rollercoaster ride of emotions. And so we get her pool scene, going crazy

in the Southampton. Yeah. And then it's like, fears were faced. And we see Ramona having that scene, like from the Yeah, and then it's like fierce were faced, and we see Ramona having that scene like from the first episode where she's like, a wanna man to love me, to want me, to hold me, to get me a beverage guy. Love me, love me, me, me.

I feel like it was such a gem that we forget about. I feel like it was buried in this season, but that should be like up there with like, you don't support other women. Like that scene is like that good, that little monologue. Yeah, well, it actually comes back to that because someone says, you're anti-women.

And then Sonia yelling into her microphone with that restaurant where she puts the gourds on her ears. And she's just like, my mother! My mother! Sonia, Sonia, do you need to yell into your microphone? restaurant where she puts the chords on her ears and she's just like my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my in her hand. I mean, come on guys. I mean, I'm the cap-raised-art hero, okay? If anyone's gonna be speaking into a microphone, it's me and my microphone, I mean this handy pen I keep for emergencies, so I can always say, uh, that's how professional does it into a pen. Well, and to you end of the day, to be meant to be nearly. And to you end into the day. To be nothing but Lily.

I think into the day is one thing we can always rely on. To make us feel that food. And then we get the Sonya eating montage, right? I know they were all eating, but it was basically Sonya. Sonya really enjoyed food so much this season. I mean, I've never felt closer to Sonya. Yeah, she was, she's basically been me for the past month. I don't know, I've been off the rails here

in my apartment. I have brown sugar cookies, I've got cupcakes, I'm out of control right now. And that's, I'm just taking in Sonya's essence right now. I know, I had a hard boiled egg today because I was like, okay, you need to get a hold of yourself, Ronnie. So of course, to me, it's like,

I had one hard boiled egg and I'm like, why haven't I lost 30 pounds? But I had one hard boiled egg and a piece of candy for breakfast. And I was like, am I going into like anaphylactic shock? Like, what is happening to me in my head hurt? Yeah. Absolutely. I'm going to have my candy in the morning. So Ramona, we see just a little short, this whole thing is a little short clip. So if you can't follow it, just, you know, what, press stop. There's no crime in just pressing stop. If you can't, if you can't tell what you're talking about, like just like make up a scenario, just pretend they're all on a space station and they're all like floating in like a, like a space station,

that's like a resort, okay, and they're interacting there. Like whatever, wherever your mind wants to take it. Well, actually, I just watched some alien movies. I watched Prometheus the Prologue and then the sequel to that alien covenant because I'm watching the show in HBO Max called Race by Wolves and I was like Do are these similar? Are they the same thing? So I watched a refresher course and Ramona is kind of those aliens when she gets mad It's like a full lock. Well, that's what Avery is.

Avery is the one that comes out. You know, like, remember, Aley and three, the trailer, we're like, the Zina Morph is like, and then like, it's like, whoa, do it. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. And then like, the little one comes out. And it's like, I'm sorry. Yeah, the little one.

It's just what it is. It's just like, right now, does it? Yeah, the little ones, the apologizer. The big one, each your face off of them, the little ones, like, song! Okay! And then they both need to straw. Like, that airdrop, what? You know what I need right now? It's I need to straw, okay. Like, that one, the alien from alien,

just like walking around the spaceship, just like flirting with the astronauts, like, you know what? What? What? What? What? Sorry, it's one of the stuff they face right now. What? Sorry. You know what? Sorry, it's just one of my subjects. Face right now? What? Sorry. You know what? They call me a chest buster.

They say that your chest is your heart of your eyes, okay? Totally sad on that guy's face, okay? Ah! Ah! My ex, Mario and I lead an egg over in the corner. If you go near it, Avery's going to jump on your face, okay? Well, that, uh, that alien actually could use a straw because all it does is drip shit all off its face.

Every time it comes on screen, it's like, Oh, there's a mononet for coronavirus. Like, wear a mask. Literally wear a mask. Like, there is not even snotty where it's like dripping like gooey. It's just like water just coming out of its face. Yeah, what sort of defense mechanism is that? Like, I don't understand how they evolved to that.

That's not helpful. There's no ridiculous. Those aliens are ridiculous. Thank you for really having me. To cut those aliens really do have a big head, don't they? Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Ladies, this year on, this year we're going on vacation. And you know where we're going to go? Cartagena. No, shut up. We're going to vacation and you know where we're gonna go? Cartagena? No, shut up! We're going to a spacecraft filled with aliens. Who's in?

We're born into commonit ladies. Viva la alien. So okay, eating montage. So Durinda at one point goes, Hey, what's the first thing you do when you catch a fish? It's only a strong strong and she's like, I'm at a restaurant! Exactly. I love that.

And then we see, I felt like I showed this clip like five different times this episode, but that was just in my mind of Sonia lifting the little gourds to her ears and the important going, worst dinner party ever! No, it was about five times, you're right. towards her years in Newport and going, worst dinner party ever! No, it was about five times, you're right. And then the way I'm going, would anybody like a shrimp? Yeah, so then it settles down in the Hamptons. And it's like breakfast at Ramona's house.

And the way I'm going is like, so are you with Spray that your eggs are better than mine? I mean, I do have sort of an iconic dish. Ex-Alafrancés, Viva La Diva, shut up. You know when my eggs are better than yours. What about my eggs? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa So Dorinda the Doranator versus Luan the Count is and then Egg Cook Off. Yeah, this is great. It reminds me of those episodes of Everyday Italian when Jada DeLorrentis would like invite her sister to come cook with her and then she would spend the entire episode like controlling her rage and telling her sister what to do. Like no, that's actually not how you whisk that's not no oh you do it you do it I won't I won't get in the way because that's like Luan she's like well how many how many eggs do you need oh really that many okay no that's fine that's fine no I'm totally chill with that I'm totally

chill with that I'm very chill yeah enjoy enjoy your boiled eggs so Durinda makes poached scrambled eggs which apparently is the thing because I was reading about it on faces like, I guess that's the thing, but yeah, you scramble the eggs and then you pour it into boiling water and you stir them until they're hardish, and then you get some nice watery eggs. Sounds delicious! Sounds amazing.

Exactly, so, so Luan is like rage beating her eggs, and we're just doing something and Luan's like, well, see those little bubbles, that's what you want. That's what you want. The little bubbles are like, just let me alone. Don't get involved in my process. I'm not getting involved in your pitch. You really don't.

So I love that they're like, they're already like just getting angry at each other over like how they're beating their eggs. Yeah, and it's eggs. Yeah, this is the best part too. At least on Real Housewives of Potomac, it was pancakes. I mean it's eggs. Yeah, this is the best part too. At least on Real Housewives of Patoma, like it was pancakes. I mean, that's true. That's more skill, right?

This is just like straight up eggs. Yeah, it's also more like joyful to try different pancakes, like eggs. I mean, I love a good egg. I'm like, yeah, I'll Simmons, but sometimes also like eggs are just eggs. And so, yeah, they're getting really intense. And then the way I'm trying to describe it, well the intensity level I mean oh a river is running

through it and the intensity of Dorinda is running like a river through the eggs I'm like what are you talking about? The most intense movie ever a river runs through it literally a movie about fly fishing, okay. Let the river run, let all those eggs come to New York and work for Sigourney Weaver. Wow. So, um, to run this like, you know what, he put the eggs in the toilet. So she's making her eggs and then they start cheating because Luanne offers truffle oil. And then... I don't want truffle oil. I don't want truffle oil.

I don't want truffle oil. And then Durinda puts butter on her. It's not good cheating. Isn't it like just, um, poaching scrambled eggs and not just like boiling eggs, basically? Yeah. I guess you're going at like boiling eggs, basically. Yeah. I guess you're boiling it at a low temperature, right? Yeah. I mean, I don't know.

So then Sun you're like, what the, can they egg off? Nobody uses. Everyone gets eggs. Oh. What you got them, they're just frozen. Well, they're both like terrible to me. I mean, Dorenda's look like yellow mashed potatoes and the way I'm like very very stiff I think that ex-elephanse is are supposed to be sort of like creamy and like sort of like looser, right?

I Don't know. I've only seen that on her Instagram the only way I know that what ex-elephan say are is because she just keeps saying it over and over again And so I'm starting to believe it's real no I I liked that the recipe was. I think you're supposed to add in like a little bit of water and you're supposed to cook them extremely slowly, like, like, sort of, like, really, really slowly and then they come out really creamy.

Something like that, I could be wrong. But the point is this, I just think it's not real and it's just one of those things that people say over and over again and to you believe it, like Jesus, you know? Like I'm in the car and then someone cuts me off and maybe I died and I'm like, oh my God, thank you Jesus. And I'm like, oh my God, I just think Jesus. I'm a believer now.

I think I've heard it so many, I think my parents have said it so many times and I'm a full on apostle now. And a apostle who loves the completely real dish, ex-Alafron saints. I love this is where your hoax, this is where your hoax is lying. Like, exaulafron say this is a hoax. It's like, let that be the conspiracy that takes it. I can't actually, why can't that be the conspiracy?

Why do we have to have such terrible conspiracies? Can we have that like that? Yeah, I'm gonna be the new conspiracy person. It's not Q, it's R, it's just R, you know? That's what I'm saying, that's not real. Unfortunately, R and N sounds too much like your actual name, Ronald. It's not Q, it's R, it's just R, you know? That's why I'm saying that's not real. Unfortunately, R and N sounds too much like your actual name, Ronald.

But don't you like it? Rennon. Rennon, you actually sound very elegant. You actually sound like you're one of Rennon's 50 friends. Oh, Nons coming. Yes, and crazy news. It's gonna blow your mind. Are you a believer?

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You can listen ad free on the Amazon music or Wondery app. Okay, so, um, okay, here I wrote Leah. Here I wrote, finally, Leah's necklace. Does not say slut. Sorry, everybody. I'm just saying slut again to T trigger band, because I know it's triggering. I'm like, off the rail, I was like, everything you say is triggering me. Like, I've already taken it to aliens. I've like, I've worked working girl into this recap, like, whatever you want. Golden girl. This is what happens when nothing happens. Nothing happens. I'm just like, I'm creating the content today. Let me tell you something about Holdraz.

Speaking of Alien, I've got that inner trailer rasp today when I'm laughing. Oh my God. I was like, where is Avery? Why is Avery not popping out of your mouth? Someone get Tom Scarrett and make sure he's okay. That is totally alien trailer breath. I have a good answer. Totally alien trailer breath.

I mean trailer laugh. Okay. So, Leah, I run terrible hair and sex necklace. So it says sex. Sex. I've run a lot more. Slot. Hi, Scott.

But it has to have like a few uses in it. Slot. No. Happy Mother's Day slot I think I tried to have one of my villagers on Animal Crossing say slot and it was like you're not allowed to use that word I was like really is slot oh really oh really animal cross-essing Processing oh really animal planet really processing oh really animal planet real now it says I'm ageless instead no okay so Ramona oh and secret another club soda on the side oh so then we get Ramona's drink my talk wait I

just want to mention real quickly before we get to the drink thing that they all ate these eggs and they're eating them and they're like they're both good and most you know what I think I like them equally as much, which means I equally hate them. I got that terrible. They're all, they all look so unenthused. Like, hmm, wow, eggs. Yeah, wow, eggs again.

Crazy, nice job, egg maker. By the way, I've never had good eggs on a group trip. Whenever, whenever you have a situation like that, where everyone, like, if you have an Airbnb and someone's like, I'll make eggs, I literally never had good eggs. They're always. Whenever we have a situation like that, where everyone, like, if we have an Airbnb and someone's like, I'll make eggs, I literally never had good eggs. They're always good. And you are picky with eggs

because whenever we travel and stay at hotels, I will go eat the eggs. Like every time, because the places where you stay, I always have eggs, you know? And I will eat the eggs and they do taste like powder and water and I'm like, that's fine.

You know, put a little butter on it. How is that any worse than anything else I ever eat? I just, you know what it is? Okay, I'm really sorry. I just have to get this out. I, I used to be like whatever with scrambled eggs. They're like always like dried and like whatever to me. But I did start cooking scrambled eggs.

When you do cook them slowly, it doesn't have to be egg-doll if it says slowly, but if you cook them slowly, they can really be like very creamy and delicious. And then I feel like once you are like, oh, this is how egg should taste. When it's hard to go back to the dried up, like, curdly ones, not even curdly ones.

Yeah, I agree. So that's my issue. Yeah, I think once you find an egg you like, I make mine, I just put them in there, and then I think I'm gonna have some sunny side, and then you know like a fried egg But then I can never flip them right so I'm like, okay, so it's like a late scramble So some parts are harder than other parts, and then I just kind of scramble it and then make it like one big blob

until it gets hard and then I turn the glob over and then I always forget that it's there And then it's like kind of burnt on the bottom and it's hard to eat. It tastes like it's wrapped in paper And that's how I like it now. Okay, that's fine. I like that. I like that food. It can be kind of like a burrito. You know, you can like roll it, play with it.

There are a lot of different ways to do it. There's a lot of different ways to make an egg. That's for sure. I think there's so many ways to boil an egg. It's the truth. Anyway, so we're going to end her cocktail. So we're going to bring in her own straw, and they're like, please tell me to bring a straw.

They're just like, I did a guy. And so we start talking about the straw, but then we don't go into the full thing because that's got its own segment later. Yeah, exactly. So then we go to, so yeah. So yeah. Good.

I was saying how she was talking about like the tips, like she was like, you know what, my tip is, I'm not sure if this is what you were talking about, Ronnie's, that's why I was like, like, this because I was like, am I about to like derail Ronnie and I already did. You just say what you were going to say. I care, I care deeply about my order in the secret reveal episode. No, I was going to say how they were just how it was like a montage of Ramona ordering her drink. Was that what you were gonna say? I think that doesn't come to a later, right?

No, it happens right now because we see how I just stop taking notes. Oh yeah. Maybe it's just because I love this part so much, I was like, I can't take notes, I have to watch it. Yeah, it was just like, it was a montage, it was everything we've seen before. It's like, you know what, I want some vodka, one shot, not more than one shot, just one shot with ice and a large glass with a stem, get it up. So we're

all that stuff we've heard, you know, it's the classic, but then we got a new element of it, which is she goes, and you know what? Here's the secret, okay? I think it's another glass of club soda, no ice. So that way when you're drinking, you're drinking, you can just add more club soda to it, okay? That's not new. Romano's always had a separate glass of club soda, sir. And then in the end, they show her trying to jazz or straw. And it's like fully bent. Like it's like a 90 degree angle.

It's like, it's like, mashed up in her purse. And she's like, she puts it in the drink and she's trying to suck from it. And she goes, you know what? I think my straw is not working. I'm always felt close to Ramona because of that one thing. Like Ramona is a vile human being,

but having multiple drinks, you know, I love to have multiple drinks in front of me. And I find that, you know, if you have a martini, a diet coke, and a glass of water, when you have to throw something at somebody, you've still got the martini, you know? So I can still get angry. I can still get, be an angry drunk and not waste my tea does. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. So next is Sonia playing a game called Let's Play a Little Game called What Happened Next? Yeah. we're gonna see the beginning of a scene and then we have to guess how it ends.

Exactly, yeah. So it's very much like a big brother competition, but way more enjoyable. So first up, it's Leah and Sonia are an argument in Newport about a pricey best that Leah can't afford. And so we come into it. And Leah is like

Yelling at Sonya and she's like standing up behind her at that restaurant this outdoor restaurant and she's like Sonya I'm going to tell you why you are a mean mean person, okay? You are a mean mean person and we're most like you know Sarah stop controlling a sister okay All right, you know you're the youngest sister who should even be here in the first place But as long as you're here can you control your older sister sister? Come on, I can't believe you have no control I got to do something about it guy and he's like no, I'm gonna say something if you think okay I'm gonna say something and we're gonna say you what? Daughters so she starts going to the thing about how her daughters are better behaved or something

Yeah, and Lee is like if you thought I was having financial issues and you're my friend, then why would you try and pressure me into buying a $2,000 vest that I'm never gonna wear? And, because you're on a fake bitch. She's like, it's your nasty bitch, that's why. That's honestly your nasty bitch. I'm like, wait, are you calling her a nasty bitch?

Cause she like encouraged you to buy a vest that was outside your budget? I guess they were making fun of her like just buy it. I guess she can't afford it. This is what they're making it sound like. And so Sarah's like, okay, Lee, uh, I'm like, unacceptable. I just just just hear her sister's here. Like, can you believe she's talking like that in front of us, Sibley? Well, I couldn't tell if she was saying that she's doing this in front of her sibling, or she has the balls to make the scene. And on top of that, she forced us to have her sister here.

Yeah, that was a big controversy. True. So Sarah kind of tries. She's like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Okay, so what happens next? A, Leah screams her sister for not having her back. B, Sonia and Ramona hide under the table. C, Timsy gets a call from her dogs.

Or D, the Wands start singing. Now, all of these are believable. Very, very believable. I thought it was going to be the Wands. I thought the Wands could start singing for sure. I got this one, I guess to be, and I was correct. Sonia and Ramona hide under the table, guy. Yeah, they literally hide under the table in a correct so you're gonna hide under the table guy

Yeah, they literally hide under the table in a restaurant and then Ramona's under the table going Where's your decor? Where's her decor? Like you're under a table in a restaurant And then Elise walks over to them and goes why you guys want to the table Arm post wake us wander the table. Arm pose. Why are you guys under the table? Oh, yeah, from the Erica. So during this, like, he no way is ridiculous. He's hiding. He can't swim your 50s and 60s.

You won't be able to get back up one day. And Monica's, you know what? It's like a secret hiding place. Okay, it's like a hiding place when I'm perfectly visible to everyone around me, okay? That's what it is. I'm just one time as a little girl, and it was a thunderstorm, and I was like,

oh my god, I'm so scared. So I handled the table. Then Geraldine Parsonsmith kicked me in the face three times. And to this day, I've never been under a table, okay? So this is a big deal for me. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you're being day class set. So Sun, he's like, oh, the heck, that guy pops me over there.

And so she goes over to this old ass dude. And he's like, I like your pants, honey. Should everyone like them? Because I like them out. Ah. Yeah. So round two. So round two.

So we're at the town at the townhouse, the Ramona and Sonia. They're just talking about it to Rinda's anger. And Ramona's like, you know what? I'm just so concerned. And I don't know when we can talk to Doraind about this. You know what, I love Doraind, we all love Doraind. I mean, like, but how do we get it? See a therapist, okay? And Sonia's like, at this point I'm wondering if she really cares or she just wants to track, oh, I think my tooth just fell out. Did you see something fall off her face? I don't know, but hearing her tooth, but something just flies off of the Sonya's face

and she kinda looks on the ground like she's gonna get it and she's like, whatever. Probably was a tooth. I think I've been with attitude before. I'll be with attitude again. Go ahead. I brown. Yeah.

So, you said like, yeah, well, obviously it's not working the therapist, so it's like, what happens next? A, Ramona says that Durenda needs to go to Peru to do some ayahuasca. Iahuasca. Iahuasca. Iahuasca. Iahuasca. Iahuasca. Iahuasca. What does Iahuasca do this? Iahuasca. What does Iahuasca? I feel like I knew it. I think that's where they you go into like a sweat lodge or something. And they sw... I think it's kind of one of those sweat things, I think. And I know this from the Bachelor shows. I'm gonna look at my hope I'm right.

I'm gonna look it up right now. I'll wasca. It's a brew. Know it is a brew. It's a brew from the, oh yes, I did know about this. I think I saw the orange- Keep in nature thing where you drink it and you have like,

Oh, new trip. You just have experiences. It's a spiritual medicine. Sounds like a very much like a mission. It's a spiritual medicine. Sounds like very much like a mission. Like Zach Efron. The prop was Zach Efron episode. I guarantee you. Then I would do I in Alaska then.

I always thought, I'm never doing Macs. I thought it was a sweat lodge thing, but now the nine notes like a trippy drug. Sign me up! I'm going to Peru! Crappin's live is coming to Peru. Lima, Lima, da, diva. So, B, Sonya thinks that D'Arenda just needs the Adelaide.

C, the phone rings, and D'Arenda says, I know you're talking about me. And D, they try to enlist the help of Dr. Phil. Now, I didn't guess this one, did you? I don't think I was at that point. I think I thought D'Anda was gonna call and say, I, you know, I know you're talking about me. Yeah, but no, it was D.

They decided to listen to help of Dr. Phil. So some you're like, well, she loves Dr. Phil, but I don't know if we can get around there. And we're gonna say, is he's like, a chitress Dr. Phil? And is he single? Yeah, he's a major psychologist. Yeah, but didn't she say she had a dream about Dr. Phil? Yeah, and then we see a flashback of Dorinda telling them, hey, you know what?

I had a section about Dr. Phil last night and he was very frisky, okay? Yeah, he was very exquisite saying So I was like, you think we could maybe we'll get a three for one with Dr. Phil saying. So I was like, you think we can maybe we'll get a three for one with Dr. Phil. Now, we'll be right back. Next to John, Dr. Phil's like Brad Pitt. Yeah. You go to Rando with your dirty little mind. I like it. Yeah. So round three, round three. On the van ride on the way to the orchard all of us tried to give Tinze advice on how to date So Elise is like I offered you a great guy and you wouldn't even see him Why why the way I'm just sitting there like can't believe Tinze would turn down the leases choice

Why why would you do that why She's like you have to get out of your comfort zone. The guys you like are not the kind of guys who are gonna get married. You know what, I know someone named Saul. He works in finance, and I'm gonna introduce you to him. He has three moles on his face, and sometimes he spits when he talks, but I think it's a match. But he's got

insurance. He's got insurance. He's got a lovely tweet blazer. Looks like my friends as you get old. They're like, he has insurance. Like, thanks. He has a very lovely scientific calculator. So a Ramona refers to Tinsley's ex-bruces, Brian. B. Elise says that Ramona got her husband named, her husband's name wrong for a year. C, Sonja says that Manin Chicago defecate in front of their ladies. And D, all of the above.

Before you, D even came up, I was saying all of the above. I'm not in line. Yeah. It has to be all of them. Yeah, it is all of them. And this is like a typical real house house in New York scene. You know what? You go out to Christ, who would like self-sort and selfish, okay?

I was like, uh, your husband ran off with like some nanny. Are you talking about who I can seriously? And she says, you're just a son. He's like, an accessory, you're an accessory. You know what? First, it's like, I'm Brian. Treating you like, and he's like I Brian treating you like it's like who's Brian

And then at least is like that's all right. She called my husband Heinrich you know Louisa for the first year Leah do you want a guy? So this is like a Ronnie Keran moment when Sonia said this I was like this could have come out of Ronnie's mouth I believed it so that's something because I totally believe this I was gonna Google it But I was lazy so Sonia's like, Tinsy, do you want a guy pooping in front of you? I mean those Chicago guys eat steak and poop in front of you We love Chicago guys eat steak and poop in front of you This is from our I hear this is from Ranaan

This is a Rana drop this is a Rana Rana drop. Oh, they call it Exele France's aren't real and Chicago guys will poop in front of you because they eat too much steak to be able to control themselves Where we go when we poop all Okay guys Well, you know, I didn't google it. I mean I didn't read it on in Esquire But you know, I'm guessing guys just poop in front of women all the time unless they're very sophisticated man hat nights Man man hat and they don't do it, but I'm gonna rest the world. I mean and unfortunately We haven't really seen much evidence to the contrary.

I mean, we've all seen Vanderpump rules. We all saw jacks peeping right there. Yeah. And then as we leave this scene, you just hear Luan go, to Sonya, bowel movements or everything. Ha ha. It's a nice, yeah, yeah, that was great.

So then, then we, then we go to round four, which is we were, because I saw her a thought round three, it was gonna be it, So then, then we, we got around four, which is weird, because that's where I thought around three, it was gonna be it, but we're at round four. And Leanne introduced it, she goes, at family dinner, Lea and her granola mother, Bunny, disagree about if Lea's always wanted to get married. So then they're talking, it's basically all of Lea's family.

They're all just like hanging out. And Bunny's like, wait a second, in your 20s, you wanted to get married. I mean your behavior wasn't seen at the time. Are you serious? So I was 20, mother. I was like, listen, I was asking you people at the time. I was like, what was I supposed to do, mom? Get down on me and beg Rob to marry me. I mean, I'm not gonna do that. So, hey, did Rob come for Leah? Oh wait, no, sorry, I skipped the most important part of it, which is that then Leah winds up breaking down on tears, which I thought she was joking with her real tears. So she breaks down on tears and she's like, because Bonnie's like, well, I would have loved for you to get married, but you didn't get married. And then she's

like, well, not that's never gonna walk me down the wall and then Here are your options A. Rob comforts Leah B. Sarah yells at her granola mother for making Leah cry C. Leah's entire family including granola over there laugh at her or D. Leah throws a ravioli at her granola mother who deserves it greatly. And it is thankfully, number C, her entire family just starts laughing at her.

I do. And this was the best Leah, like, Leah at home scene of the season, I think. This is a bit of a show. It's so funny They're cracking her cracking up at her and she's like oh Funny, he's sick and that was never gonna walk me down my aisle you fucking getting me ma you messed up I'm like I think I'm not stop laughing. I think her daughter in pants. She's like you're too much. You're too much. Stop

You just go away. Go away. She gets too excited. Oh, God. So then to Rindus House, there's a trainer there. Jorge. Jorge, the trainer. I think Jorge thought he was gonna have a much larger role on the season than he did, given how many scenes they had of him.

Dang it. Yeah, Jorge, oh, Jorge. So, Dorendus trying to get Sonia in shape because Sonia has been complaining about gaining weight So she's brought this trainer over and he's like let's commit to four weeks. Oh, yeah, let's make it happen It's like the out to Rinda's bringing me a trainer, which I mean I'll go half-assed I guess and Durrinda's like oh yeah, Lily twitches birthday by the way, so let's all say one two three Get out of here, Louer and goddamn it and. And Jorge goes, where is Richard? She's like, he's dead. Oh, oh, that Richard.

Oh, I was like, come on, you gotta know your audience. So then they start talking about how hard it is to dress for the show, because you have to have so many outfits. And Tim's like, dress for the show because you have to have so many outfits. And, um, Tensley's like, being on the show and wearing all these cute clothes, I found it easier to keep my body in shape. It's not working out too much. I just lifted drinks. Thanks.

Yeah, exactly. You know, it's like you have to pick where your calories are coming from and for me, there is better for them to come from a liquid source than a sandwich. Oh! That's so trick everybody! Ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha! She thinks she's like shedding. Like, I was like, the gay community has way ahead

of you on that one. Well, this made me miss Tinsley. I like Tinsley. I thought she was really funny in this whole episode. She really came into her own this season, I thought. So it was sad that she left the midway through. Yeah, and I like when thin people admit the truth. You know, it's like, oh my god, how do you do it?

And she's like, I don't eat, I drink, that's it. Okay? And I think it's it. Yeah, and I think there would have been a time like 15 years ago when Tensley was like the it girl in Manhattan. I don't think she would have ever admitted. She's like, no, I just like, this is just who I

naturally am. I'm just like, naturally skate. Oh. You know, but now she's like, fuck no, I just like, this is just who I naturally am. I'm just like, naturally, skate. Oh. You know, but now she's like, fuck that. I get all the booze. Oh, so then we see them doing some leg stretching with some blocks and stuff. Yeah.

And then they make kegel jokes. And then they go to the spa with Leah and Sonia. They do. It's called shock therapy fitness. Yes. Does this work? I and Sonia. It's called Shock Therapy Fitness. Yes. Does this work? I want this shit because I've told you I had this little massage pads you buy on Amazon and then they're electric and we shock you.

So I put them all over my front and shock. I put them on my head and my right toe. I was trying to give myself like an electric lobotomy thing. It didn't work. I mean it hurt like fuck. I don't know if it works or not. I mean, we've seen it. We saw Cameron do it on Dallas and we saw it on another show. Like, it's definitely like trying to be the next, you know, vaginal rejuvenation for real housewives.

But I think that's one of those things that they say you already have to be thin and it'll only take off your last couple pounds because I find that a lot of those things, that's what they say. They're like, oh, it's not for obese people. It's for people who are already thin and just have a few pounds to go. What the fuck is the point of that? It's not fair. I'm very industry. So they go and they have to put on these like black seats. They look like they're like the tech crew for like a local community theater. And then they put on the stuff over them. Cause they get like sprayed down, so that way they, that way they're electricians can really,

you know, be conducted all across their body. And then they put on these vests and they start getting zapped. And Sony is like, Oh, I actually feel like I'm on the inside of my vibrator. And then she ends up loving it. Sony is just like, yeah. It was a nice twist on these scenes. It's like finally, they've of course Sony is the one they found to finally love this, getting shocked all over the place. So then we go over to the boxing place with Martin. Yeah. Martin and Leah. Yeah, Leah's there with Martin and he's like,

it's hard as a witch is titan here. And she's like, I think it's as cold as a witch is tit. He's like, I don't know. I don't know. I forget what he tries to say. He tries to explain it like, yeah, but witch is a hot. It's a hot cause with the teeth, the teeth is hot. She's like, no.

So she's telling him how, like Ramona's been coming down on her and that she went to Ramona's party and that like Ramona yelled at her for chewing gum. So she swallowed it and goes, you got tattoos on your knuckles and your chewing gum. Like, what are you? 14? He's like, I gotta agree with them about the knuckles and the gum or where you get tattoos come on and say um then why don't you go to Southampton with him And it's like you meet the address which would have been amazing missed opportunities Totally so then um we have like a scene of like that's all about like they're like backs like like sort of bloopers from their interviews And everything and so we see bunch the ladies with like the slate. That's, you know, the slate is the thing that goes like action, you know, like in front of them. Yeah.

And is doing exactly what I imagine her to do in her interview. Testing, testing, one, two, three. One, two, testing. But are you writing this down? I think this would be a great lyric. Testing, testing, one, two, three. Testing, testing, one, two, three. Mailed it.

Like, click. Liquinity, yeah. Click intensely, drinking wine with the straw. Click, I'm ready to talk shit about Ramona, take wine. You know how to do it. Okay, just let me do it and you can click me afterwards. Okay, action, okay. Yeah, Ramona being a total devile, of course. And then suddenly, he's like, oh like oh I got a candle in my teeth. Why did I have that popcorn?

And then the man had such an amazing Luan moment So we see her like sort of like finishing up a statement about something she goes the oneery is not where I wanted to be That's perfect I would like clapping once in a while keep my energy up You know what since when an interview is like two and a half hours I'm not clapping for you remote. I'm still clapping for my that was so funny when I said the one who was not what I wanted to be Anyone and she's like didn't Nicole Kim and clap that she was like That was so funny when I said the water, it was not what it wanted to be. Anyone? And she like didn't a cold kitten clap,

and she was like, Lee is like, I'm PMSing, sorry. And the producer's like, I can tell. And then turns Lee's just flipping off the camera. And then we go into a segment about how they're trying to do their interviews, but wherever they're recording, there's a construction being done in the apartment upstairs.

Yeah. Ramona's like, you know what? Hopefully there's no noise upstairs because I told them I don't make noise because I don't, they've been making noise. It's been terrible. It's like, how much noise can you make? I mean, Coco's about to die, okay? Coco can't get, can't die in a loud environment, okay? So how much noise can make? Sorry, sorry, let's say, let's say. I can't die in a loud environment. Okay, so how much noise can make? Sorry, so it's a class set. Ramona complaining about noise. Ramona who just had her apartment redone and then moved out of that apartment

and turned a different floor. And then I think moved again, right? And probably in her free time, just moves, moves catches around. Just like, yeah, she knows she does. She knows she does. She's like a moving, like a, like a, like a, moving catch, like to pretend I'm dancing with a man.

Oh my gosh, something, it just keeps cutting back to them getting cut off by the noise that like Sun is like oh I have soup in my teeth and now I have soup in my teeth Can I get some applause around here for crying out loud A Victoria like makes a shake or something and the man's like, Oh Victoria, wuff-aw! Mercy! That is your cue to clap Victoria.

Thank you, oh they're clapping for me. So then um, then it's just them getting tired in the interview so you're like, I think this this fall has been very fruitful and everything. I just made that shit up. Are we done yet? I got a cat meowing. Harsh, could someone bring me something?

Oh, so then Leah's interview outfit to get their own segment because they're so crazy. And they're like, so Lewand, what do you think about Leah's interview outfits? And she's like, oh,and, what do you think about Leah's interview outfits? And she's like, oh, you don't wanna ask me about that. I said you don't want to ask me about that. Anyone? Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, so son is like, well, she went from Star Wars to Dynasty to start and lonely hearts pepper band or whatever to one of these things She's wearing what are these what are these and since he's like, um, they're with gloves Yeah, it was that red and yellow like gloves leave thing that she was wearing Hey, oh, she need was a VW van and scubi-du in the back? And that would be- Hey, were you quiet down up there? Quiet down!

You know, the first season, you just last up there. You know, you're like a tooth pick in the ocean. I'm gonna get that in there once the season. Right? You've picked in taken the ocean before I'm gone. I took a pic in the ocean, it's my new favorite metaphor. So then we see all their different clothes and stuff. Yeah, and you know, what, you know what, I wasn't prepared for how many outfits you actually need, you know, and the way I'm like, well, you know, for me, I just wanted to look sexy and I wanted to look sophisticated

and I think I really pulled that off. I mean, when you've been on Italian television, you start to understand style. Am I right ladies? Am I right? It's hard to find a look that's just the top part because I really like ladies. I can't wear that because there's holes in them. I'm not like a really high thing. I can't wear that. So now I have to wear solid blouses. It's not my best work. Not my best work. And Ramona has like this really interesting insight that I never expected. She's like, you know what? My look has actually totally evolved, okay?

It wasn't until Carol came onto the show. Then my ex-husband, Mario said, why can't you get more clothes like Carol? Why can't you be hot like Carol? Do you mind if I go have dinner with Carol? And I was like, okay, you know what? I'm gonna start buying more clothes and now I don't even wear dresses.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm just a lot less formal than I was 12 years ago. Now, I'm so casual that I only get mad if Leah shows up in something that's like a little unbecoming, okay? I'm so casual. Mm. So then, Leah and Tinsley are talking about sex, and Leah's like, listen, so my ex who I blocked, I mean, my most current ex,

like we went to France and I was like, what's going on with your divorce? And he was like, ah, it's on hold. And I was like, guess what? My pussy's on hold. Yeah. And she's, yeah, exactly. She said, I was, you know, I was like, I was like, you're complacent. I'm disgusted by you.

I want nothing to do with you. And then guess what? He says, well, I know it's was like, I was like, you're complacent, I'm disgusted by you. I went nothing to do with you. And then guess what? He says, well, I know it's your birthday, and I left you something at your door. It's an Eve Saint Laurent bag. And so it's kind of funny. He's like, whatever. So then I called him and I said, um,

huh, you know what? Like, why are you dropping bags off in my place? Like, I'm not a whore, all right? Like, you think you can, like, that's gonna make me get back whether you're so fucking rude. I am gonna keep the bag, though, yes. And then I go, and then you put your things in your bag and you left the house. I'm like yep Did it Leo must be like just an exercise of massacism

I mean we saw what happened Michael J Which was not good not good at all. I'm just dating her. That was a man dating That was just like was writing her on they were writing each other on Tinder or some shit. Yeah, he was like, hey, what's up? Oh, really? Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she sounds like a nightmare.

Yeah. Dating wise, but man, she sure, like they said, dating tip number one, secure the bag. And then Ramona is talking to, if she's on a date with, and she's like, date with Erika. And she's like, so we're gonna order a drink, right? And he's like, yes, I'm glad you didn't do the Saki's a shot

because that wouldn't have been good. And she's like, well, what if I did do it like a shot? And then she starts doing that shoulder thing. So you get a pop by eye and then she puts one shoulder forward. Do you like leans in? If I did, what if I debt? What's her socks? So he's a socky made up our goal So then she's like so what do people call you?

Because he's like he says like Ramona and she's like he's like can you roll your arms and shock me? She can't she's like Ramona Kai Ramona, okay? Can you roll your case? No,, I have to say it's okay. Can you do that in Rikai? Rikai? So, um, it's like date, uh, rule number two. Know your date's name because she's like, what did they call you? In Rikai. Oh, I thought that was sp- I thought in Rikai was sp Spanish for okay, okay. I was like, whoa, do you think the eyes of the soul? Is that the windows? That's what I'm- A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A Peter Chip talk when Lee was dating Peter Chip. And Ramona didn't understand it first. And she's like, penis factory. That was she said.

Pete. Oh. Oh. Is it name of Rique? Okay. Mm. So, let's see. We're going really long to talk about this show.

So yeah. I think that's not much. How much is there left of this? It's just like the Peter chip stuff. So then, and then we have like a scene of like, Melinda in the Berkshires and something's like, Hey Melinda, guys, the supermarket in hotpants and guys, I would say, I like your legs and she's like, I don't have hot pants.

I wear shorts shorts. You know the shorts I wear this? Yeah, I got something to off the shelf for me Hey, you know what I walked back in Shrucche checked yesterday. I know what even whistle in me So I walked back guys. Hey, well, isn't it well miss me you better back it up You better back the fuck up. You better start whistling at me and then I knocked it all over with the bulldozer That's right. That's what I do. You better cat call me And then Lou is talking

Talking about how she went to myo's and Sonny was like, Oh, Milo's, everyone's going to Milo's. No, I was like, oh yeah, well, we were there, I was there with Leah and all the guys were just going crazy about Leah. So we went to the bathroom and had a great time. And when I was like, whoa? What happened? Well, she was making out with this hot guy and when I was like, and you get some too. She told me already okay. She don't have to buy about it Oh, I thought it was that Leah went to the bathroom and while Leah was in the bathroom

The answer making out with the guy that Leah was making out with yes They started making out with the same guy so oh, but I thought it was like I I thought you were saying they were making out with them in the bathroom together And I thought that Lewand stayed back like Leah went off to the bathroom and Luans like, hey, I'm the cab racer. Thank you. No, I think from what I got from it, Leah and Luan went to the bathroom and Leah started making out with some guy in the bathroom. And then Luans started making out with the guy in the bathroom, like a threesome.

Because then, um, you can leave us like, you know, I really love the Llan's Euro vibes, but she might be a little too Euro for me. And then it cuts to the end. We gotta do that again. Just a minute. Because now that we have this real life, she can take hot, young Leah in to use this like a fishing rod, you know, real women.

Yeah, exactly. And then we also see Leah like, like totally just like salivating for her dentist. Yeah, real of it. Yeah, exactly. And then we also see Leah, like, like, totally just like, salivating for her dentist. No pun intended. She's like, my dentist is like the hottest guy I've ever seen in my life. Like, I'm so horny and lonely

and I just wanna fuck my dentist. I'm on my dentist so bad. We know that story ends, don't we, Ronnie? I'll be a dentist. Speaking of, sorry to Rick Moranis who just got sucker punched in the face on the streets of New York City for no reason, so you better watch yourself out there. We'd better have Rick Moranis. You messed with me and I know I'm scary.

Someone punched Rick Moranis. Yeah, it was in the news this morning. He was walking along in the New York, mining his own business, saw cute little plant. I mean, that. Toked to the clips of the song. Maybe it was.

And then someone just came up and punched him in the face. And we went to Frank. Would they like, are you the key master or whatever? And that makes it. It must have been the Groni Weaver movie. Number three on the podcast. Oh, it must have been a Gourney Weaver movie. Number three on the podcast. Yeah, it's three, very nice. Gourney references.

Yeah, so poor Rick Marnas, left you Rick. Yeah, sorry you had to go through that. Yeah, start acting again. Please, I know you're retired, but please come back to us. So now we have a scene of Ramona and dinner with her friends, which is our clip of during the regular season. And it's basically Ramona, it's like Avery and her young friends, and they're all out at like, it's like their first drink in the world

since they turned 21 or something. So Ramona is at dinner with him, but also Leah's there too. And I was like, okay, every girl's who here can wink. I wanna see, I wanna see who can wink. And so like this one girl's like, and then, and then like Leah does it. She's like and like every can't wink. That's the whole thing

So every's like I can't wink so I put my hand over my eye Which is like it's like she's at lens crafters And then it goes is tinsley's turned like weak Tinsley and she's like hey the whole table's like terrible that's Well she overdoses it she looks like in a car commercial She's like I don't know yeah, I do it too. I I Tinsley wink I Can't do it like a... I have a good wink, but my eyelids are very heavy so they want to stay closed.

Like when I do that, I'll fall asleep because my eyes just love to feel closed, you know? If I wink, my eyebrows go like that. I don't have a... I don't have a flirty face. It's harder with my other eye, but this eye's good. My wink, I'm looking at it right now, the beauty of crap is on the man.

My wink is actually horrific. Like mine is worse than tinsy's. I'm like, I'm looking at it right now, the beauty of crap is on the man. My wink is actually horrific. Like mine is worse than ten z's. I'm like, you're eyelashes are very independent, though. That's pretty cool. Oh my god. That's crazy. I can do like a want. My dad is so jealous the fact that I can raise my eyebrows one at a time because he's the lawyer and he's like, I can do this. It's a cross-examine someone and then punctuate his question with an eyebrow raise. Like, did you or did you not go there, eyebrow raise? I can't do it. Mine flare up independently often, especially when I try to, especially when I try to,

by the way, it's not a sexy look when you try to wink and an eyebrow grows up. It's like, it looks like I'm trying to actually get some sort of- Yeah, it's like a thirsty wing. It's like when I'm trying so hard Like you're in the shock therapy thing that they did So then we go to the straw flirting thing and They're like dude the straw thing Ramona dude the straw thing. It's like you what you just want to show you something Wow, so when you see the guy you caress you drink you put your shoulder She looks terrifying And you say hey, do you come to this spaceship often? Okay?

So then let's see here so then we end with a see with a scene at the reunion shoot and here. So then we end with a scene with a scene at the reunion shoot and Andy's just walking around with Ramona and he's like, hey Ramona, that's your first reunion chair and then that New York City sign member, when the Viva thruor lag. Yeah, we see a flashback to the season two reunion and Ramona explaining why she did not go to Alex and Simon's housewarming or something. She was like, you know what? It was at a strange time. Okay. I need to eat at eight o'clock. Okay. If I don't need to hit a clock, I turn into a Gremlin. Okay. Don't want to see that. I'm sorry. And Jill's like, she's like, so

you step by for 15 minutes and then you go, we what's the big deal? And she's like, you know what? It's Brooklyn. She's like, well, what do you think Brooklyn is? Oh, hi, oh. And then this is the chair from the first reunion. And it's like, Oh my God, such a prudent. And we see the scene of Andy saying, so Alex, heard that after you had your baby, you've got some naked pictures done. And we're going to get up and leave because she's just too pure to hear about nude pictures. She's like, I'm such a prudent back then. I'm like, can we roll that footage of her screaming at Leah at her birthday party? Such a great back then.

I also liked when we saw in the season 6 reunion where Aviva was like, well, I throw the leg to get everyone to shut up and the way I go is, you really put your foot in your mouth this time. Ben from the future put that in my act when I eventually have one future So then they start you know we start hearing everybody's opinion about reunions and Tim's like at least you get to wear a ball Go to yellow people So now we um we basically get to see a

So now we, we basically get to see a reunion segment, which has little to do with the show. It's just funny to look at of basically all the waiters and random people who get like drawn into these scenes by accident who are like, who are like tending to or drop by during these women being crazy. So we see that lunch that they went to after a fashion week when Sonia was busy on her phone and they all start screaming and there's this like waiter named Jacob who's just trying to pour the like trying to be like sparkling or still sparkly or still and they like will not listen to him and he's like doing full gym from the office. Look at the camera like

Yeah, yeah, um, and then um, the all the men basically like just the grand pianist. They're like a pussy party And they're having a vibrator fight on the ground. I'm gonna go And Martinine and then martini my cow with a remote of fake crying at the table crying at the table. They were like, did you guys even notice Martini Mike? And I'm like, no, but now he's famous. Look at him. So, um, and then Andy asked if, Tinsley's like, if basically her relationship with the guy who owns the restaurant has been totally severed. And she's like, no, he thought it was funny and's practical. Like my ball game from mom. Oh. And that's pretty much it. Yeah, that's pretty much it.

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