Watch What Crappens - RHONY: For The Seafood Lover In You!

Episode Date: March 22, 2019

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Still so funny. I don't know like I saw some scuttled butt online and people like I don't know the seasons whatever I'm like listen. Don't be spoiled. Okay. Well, we are spoiled actually. I'm like listen don't be spoiled. Okay, well we are spoiled actually I'm not saying don't be spoiled, but have some perspective. Okay, this show is amazing and like I Just can't like I sit there and I watch it and I laugh every single thing makes me laugh It is just such a great show. I'm shocked that people are like it feels slow I think that the bar would must be just so high for New York that like the fact that there was like a clam-bait confrontation and stolen lobsters and then like the lead up to a confrontation for that to still not be enough really speaks volumes to how how great this show is and what expectations we have for it.

Well, I think it's like when you're watching a really funny show, lay a bit might and then that commercial comes on for like starving children in Africa, and then you feel really bad for laughing at the really funny show again when the show. Yeah. And I feel like that's what's happening because this is on at the same time as that goddamn draw, dog drama on Beverly Hills. So I think it's ruining everybody's fun. Okay, take care of that goddamn dog. I don't know, like controversial, of virtual opinion, versus whatever. I like the dog drama. I don't know like controversial version of opinion is verse whatever I like the dog drama

I'm totally into it people are fired up about it And so here's the thing you know all last season what was just like oh who can be a better friend to Lisa You know and then it was just like it was it was a really dull season and everyone's like I want something to happen And now we got the dog drama and everyone's like oh God not the dog drama me well everyone like, oh god, not the dog drama. Meanwhile, everyone is fired up. People are fired up about it, fighting online and acting like it's still so boring.

I'm like, if it's so boring, why is everyone fighting online? Well, fights can be boring. Okay. You just find it nothing like it can be boring too, okay? I'm into it. I feel like we are I feel like see I think the reason why I'm into it is because I know this knowing that this is what's gonna Send Lisa off the show at least for the season like I'm fast and to watch like each each brick in the Lisa Vanderpump going away wall get built you know get put into place.

Well have fun with that. I'm mourning my father. Oh, I'm sorry. But anyway, enough about Beverly Hills. Let's talk New York, shall we? Bob resounds to Hampton's clan. Beac. Oh, the clan bake is time for the clan bake. I'm still trying to figure out Barbara's voice. And I've figured out why I'm having trouble. When she's talking normally, you know, in the scenes, she's like, hi, it's me, Barbara.

But then in the scenes where she's talking to just us and her testimony, she's like, it's me, Barbara. I'm like, why are you changing her tone? Yeah, well, she's sort of like a different person now. Why are you doing that? She sort of has a New Jersey accent. So you sort of have to dip a little bit into the real house as a New Jersey territory,

but she's got enough New Yorker in her that, you got us, or like, mix them both delicately. It's like a careful balance at Home Depot when you're making a paint mixture for your walls, you know, kind of it just right. Yeah, okay, I'll go with that. Yeah, so she's having her clan bake still, and where we left off is that Sonia and Tinsley arrive

with Ramona, which Luann was not expecting, which is why she goes, oh, oh. Oh, look at, whoa, talking about a clan bake. Talk about a big clam. Here comes Ramona. Clam Casino looks like someone gambled with a guest list. So Sonia is cracked out of her mind in this episode. I don't even know what Sonia's doing.

I think Sonia will paint in the bathroom every room for every time she comes out. But Sonia's like, oh, that's good. The gaze first. It's always safer with the gaze. I'm like, you can tell you're not a gay person. Yeah. It's safer for women to go to the gaze, but it's not safer for the men to go. The gaze,

gays can't go to the gaze first. Gays go to the woman first, women go to the gaze first. Give me a drink before the gaze talk about that fat. I am. Please. Exactly. So, uh, Barbara's like, I was not expecting Ramona. And then I see her eyes. Yes, she comes.

Ramona is those crazy cross-dies walking over to them with those, do not, those caution sign shoes that she's wearing, those neon-green shoes. This is a tennis ball, but like shoes by Wilson, okay, you know, like they are really not working with her outfit or really the clam bake in general. I don't think there's any outfit that those would work with. Okay. It's like what are you highlighting a bank statement?

No, seriously. So yeah, Beth is like, I'm gonna get up from around it. You know what, she's gonna put some clams in a purse. That's what's gonna happen. Little did we realize that that should be foreshadowing. Ramona actually, one-uping Bethany is foreshadowing with lots of stuff. Like, she's gonna literally have a tote bag for clams.

Okay? Like welcome to the Clam Take. That's Ramona, all right? Mail everything down. And Ramona did have a bag for the clams. She really did. That was Barbra's, but that was pretty good. Clam Bake, more like Cl clam take, am I right? So Ramona's like,

Barbra's like, Hi Ramona, welcome to my home. And she's like, oh, hot, aren't really good. I brought you some Proze. Barbra's like, left a brushishana, we've been friends for a while. Yeah, a brush Shana clan bake Let that settle in think about that for a second. So Ramona's like Whoa, I

Bobber about ten years ago, but you know what she wasn't my type of girls kind of little masculine and manly and Rough around yet. She's shall we say I might do if you see any other cast members Have you seen your friends? It's like I don't know how to put it. Okay, she's a little masculine She's like the little we need to meet boss little chickie with the dickie for me You know what I'm saying? It's been making sense trying to figure out what I'm trying to say here Like yes, Ramona. We get you. Okay. Yeah, you're horrible You're horrible every every way

Yeah, you're horrible. You're horrible every every way you made this. Fuck the horrible. This is not one of Ramona's shining episodes in terms of, you know, sensitivity. Yeah, it's like watching girls play basketball.

Who does that? It's disgusting. It's like watching a bunch of surfboards. That's what it's like. Looks like Barbara. She looks like she'd be what homepoint softball. If you know what I mean, okay?

So she's like, whoa playing softball if you know what I mean, okay? So she's like whoa me take my favorite cake war pie Apple pie from tanks so it brought it cake I know you have kids and my daughter loves it What are you talking about? Okay, now you're trying to bond over the fact that she has kids and Barbara's like Thanks, I mean what she's trying to kiss my ears, right? I mean, let me call my 20-whether your old said and see if he wants his pie, all right? Like, what am I supposed to do with this pie?

Okay. Yeah, it takes big shot, apple pie. So yeah, so yeah, basically Ramona's on her best behavior because she's sort of crashing this, this clam bake. So she's trying to really kiss ass. And so I was like, oh, your house is beautiful ass and so I was like oh your house is beautiful and we're like stunning actually stunning I can say this is amazing I'm amazing I'm a magnificent real estate okay

I'll you know the remote I'm sorry about the red that I feel real bad about the red that and she's like um yeah what can it's that a little later because that that is a little weird I like Sonya's coming here to make friends, but also start fights and then just stand back This is the kind of Sonya I love yeah exactly. So tinsley goes over to Bethany and you know It's like I'm so sorry about everything with Dennis and everything and then she's like, oh my god I love that ring. Let's change the topic to that ring. Oh tell me about the ring. Yeah, yeah, Dennis gave it to me He wanted me to wear it. Oh, oh, oh, sorry.

Yeah, it's something like, oh! Like, Tinsley cannot win this season. Yeah, I just see like a little ghost of Carol floating above Tinsley like, I told you so. Curse of Carol, I'll also know that's Carol. So. I think I was going to have to say that. I'm going to have to say that.

I'm going to have to say that. I'm going to have to say that. I'm going to have to say that. I'm going to have to say that. I'm going to have to say that. I'm going to have to say that. I'm going to have to say that. I'm going to have to say that.

I'm going to have to say that. I'm going to have to say that. I'm going to have to say that. I'm going to have to say that about what's going to change because like it's complicated You know like sometimes you with somebody sometimes you're not with somebody like what are you gonna do? Like I don't I don't even know I don't I don't even know what we're gonna do It's like what a natural engagement should be you know what I mean like we don't know Okay, is that is that what a natural engagement should be she she Would you marry me? I don't know it's complicated. Yeah, she literally read line. She read line. He's engagement. Okay Yeah

So Lewand's like all right Ramona, let's cut to the chase It's like I don't want to cut to the chase. Okay another time honey Okay, I don't want to cut to the chase here. Okay, we're gonna clamp it cut to the clamps. Okay, open a clamp That's what I want. I want a clamp big not a chase big. Oh, oh then go in hide Ramona hide. Oh, you can't talk to a clam bake. Well, if you can't talk to a clam bake We're kind you talk and my right girls am I right? She's been making a blind about me all summer long and that she doesn't want to talk about it in a clam bake I like that like keep saying clam bake because it's the funniest shit ever I know I just also like the idea that like if you can't talk about something in a clam bake. I mean

It's the place where everyone can talk about anything a clan bake So then Ramona just sort of like she teeters away and that weird gate that she has she's like and she goes over to Sonia and Barbara She's like whoa, I just left a fire the dween fire by the way Barbara. This is a beautiful presentation beautiful food guy She's like like Nilo from Top Chef Like giving an assessment on the clan bake. Yes, I love food. Okay And she's like when look at me and she said we just cut the And I said, no, I don't want to cut to the chase. I'm like, you can chase it, okay? I'm like being chased, okay?

It makes me run. I can't run into these shoes. So, and you're like, oh, you don't want to do anything to trigger her. And I can't tell if Sonya's being sarcastic or not. Have to set the code, basically. And Barbara's like, let's be kind. And she goes, I didn't expect her about it to show up,

but she's here. And I'm not just going to be nice. I'm just not going to be mean to somebody, you know, when they come to my house. Yeah. I'm just going to be nice to their face and talk behind their back and send them off with a bunch of lapses. And so she tells, she tells the girl, she's like, we can send some of this food home to the red though, you know, it's a problem when you do an intervention for someone and then you bring someone around them in your home that could upset them. You know, you have sad promota because she knows what Ramona's getting at, you know, right? Exactly. And in

Barbara's base, she's like, well, listen, I just wanted like Dorenda could have been here. I just wanted her to call and say, Hey, how's it going? How are you? And Mona's like, whoa, well, just so you know, Luan dist her constantly in the press and on her caperate show, okay? Which I just love. I love when like Ramona says things like she dist her and also we then see a flashback of Luan at her Cabaret show being like, oh, I hear a noise out there in the back. I hope it's not Durinda coming from my address. Am I right, everyone? Am I right?

Which is funny, but it's also like, if that's the example of like what Dorenda's mad about, like, I won't, Dorenda, you're the one who was screaming in the audience. So like, you caused that. Like, she's making a joke because of what you did. Yeah, Dorenda's inability to just admit anything is killing her. A Kiltrala season is going to kill with a season. Yeah. She's going to just admit anything is killing Gary. A killed last season is going to kill it this season. She's going to need to make a turn up. But I don't even care because Ramona is just cracking me.

Ramona is the worst human being on Bravo. I have to say, like some of the things that come out of Ramass, she is just a monster of a human being, but God damn she's funny. She's like, what? I respect fact that you're saying. Okay. So what does that even mean? What do you say? I thought, but I thought this party was going to be an enemy. I thought it was going to

be 10 people here, but there's like 900,000 people here. Okay, it would be nice. You know, maybe they could just bump into each other in hindsight. Okay, maybe in hindsight, go, Abra, maybe in hindsight, they could bump into each other. And that would be better in hindsight. Okay. It remodeled just here be better in hindsight, okay? Ramona just hear the word hindsight, because it's like a spelling bee, but she's totally using it wrong. Yeah, she's like really excited to road test that word. She's like, let me say you're in hindsight

a bunch of times the clambic, so that when I go to beauty, next I can say, you're in hindsight a lot, okay? And in hindsight, I think it's a really good idea. She's like, well, she never said anything negative about her. She's like, no, why don't she want to,

the one I would she want to be around to them about it. She's like, because she loves her, okay, she loves her, even though, even though the wins have really been things about her. And so they start fighting over this call or whatever. And Tensley is just standing behind this group of ladies. Like, what am I doing here? Like Carol was the oldest one.

And she seems like, you know know the double mid twins or the Spirit mid twins. Yeah, what are the exact double mid twins compared to these two? Yeah, exactly and what the best part is also that like when Ramona's talking about how Luann was saying negative things about Durinda Ramona can't help but also say I don't know what she's also been Spread saying spreading rumors about me. I'm not gonna go there. Cause I'm, this is bigger than just me. I'm like, okay, Ramona, you just went there and you're going there right now. And Barbara's like,

but you've been spreading lies about her. I was like, no, no, the thing is that I was talking about. I haven't spread any lies at all. I mean, just because she got wasted and slashed someone in the face with broken glass, cause she was so drunk off her face like there you go. You're doing it right now. You're making up a lie.

Whoa. No, my girlfriend saw that with a room of boys. Yeah. She robbed a bank with a garden and Clyde. It was so embarrassing. History. It's in the books. Kate Reed.

I went back there and I tried to stop her. But she wouldn't listen to me. She had to run away with Clyde. Now look at all bloody against the wall. She's like, uh, that's not even Clyde. Remember that.'s like, okay, look, uh, she, you said that she got kicked out of Chris Bridge, Bridges' party and listen, I was with her. I was like physically with her and we walked out together to help me go and strike me dead. We got the car drove away and running us. Well, at the beacon hotel, she was asked to leave Kay.

You know, it was my girlfriend. Her head was in my girlfriend's lap. She goes, I got no idea about the beacon remote. All right. I'm just saying what happened here. She's like, well, just trying to tell you, okay? It's look-naked. Yeah.

And we're gonna go, you know what? The first thing you do when you have an addiction is you just say, Hey, I'm a shopaholic. I'm an alcoholic. I'm a sex addict. I'm addicted to Roma on a single night. I say, that's okay, Mario. That's not an addiction. That's okay to be addicted to me, Mario. I'm addicted to vampire blood, which is why I never ate. That's why I see Ageless.

I see his naming, Sapa Hall, like alcoholic, sex addict, Sonya Shearing in the background. She gives the biggest cheer to sex addict. You know. The first thing you do, you say, hi, I'm from Mona and I'm addicted to being a great person, okay? She's like, well, you helped Barbara and I'm really glad you did, okay? Because before you helping, she had a problem,

she was drinking all the time. Ask Chris Bert, so kick her out of her party. He's like, here we go. Here we go. This bird Bert, so kick her out of her party. He's like, here we go. Here we go. This Bert just didn't kick her out. No, I saw it. She robbed that bank with Clyde, and then she jumped into a nautilus, and she went under the water and fought

a squid, and then she started up a fantasy football. She felt, start 20,000 of them. Ramona, that's 20,000 leads under the sea, is a totally different thing. She spread her legs, spread her legs on the grassy gourd, then Kennedy got shot. Last time I saw her she found a little piece of amber with a mosquito in it and she was like, hey, I like this mosquito, I want to take some DNA out of it. And then she started the theme park with dinosaurs and killed all these people, the winds out of control.

I think that's dramatic part of it though, that's not even the history, it's just a movie. And then she went downstairs. There was like a killer. And she was like, oh, I'm gonna go downstairs. And there's another killer there. And the guy he liked, the killer he liked, father beans. She was like, hey, who's the other killer? And the father bean guy was like, I wanna have dinner.

I wanna have a human for dinner. And the man was like, I'll feed you human if you want, but show me where the killer is. He said, what about Liam? I want Liam. So I said, okay, I'll do Liam's, but show me where the killer is. He said, well, guess what? The killer's wearing another person's skin on them. And she said, what about Liam? I want Liam's. I said, okay, I'll do Liam's, but show me who the killer is. He said, well guess what?

The killer's wearing another person's skin on them and she said, okay, he said, I want some lotion. She said, you can't have lotion, but no, there's lotion in the well. And she went to the well and turns out the killer was named Buffalo Bill. It's a football player. It was a very sad story. That's the silence of the Clams, Ramona, okay? With added football players, right? I don't know what you tried to do Hello, this is Countess Louette, don't accept. I'm going to kill you all but not before this ad Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable.

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And I like that. Yeah, when Ramona said, like, was like, well, she was drinking before her intervention. It's like, yeah, that's why there was an intervention. And that's why Barbara is like, yes, so what? And Ramona goes, that's all we just so we all move on. I'm like, what are you talking about? Where did this like, placid world view come from Ramona? Your mom is so crazy.

So then we can, oh, I think we lost Ronnie. Remember that time we were out. We read that. Oh, in my back. You're back. But you know what's the best part? You don't have any stuff open on your internet. Got nothing open on my internet.

Nothing. But what's funny though is that when you disappeared, you were obviously doing a Bethany impersonation. So it was like silent, silent, silent, all of a sudden. I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went,

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Here's here's the bad news even if Dennis were alive should still be on that date crying about Dennis Yeah, probably true. Yeah, probably. I think in Tennessee's like, um, well, I know you're not ready to date yet, but you probably should go because he'll get snatched away. Oh my god, I said, Seth, I'm gonna be Jesus Christ. Yeah, you want us to bring down your town now? Like how's nothing she want to get right now? Me, whoa. That's my mother's talking.

So then me while something is over with Ramona, she's like, Hey Sonny, I mean, Hi Ramona. Just want to remind you that Bethany lost her fiance. So you know, and she's like, oh yeah, no, it sent a text. It was a text. Well, I don't know if it was so much, but text as it was, it was just a gift. It was a gift of a kitten falling off of a table. I mean, look, what is the Edt plan emoji for? If you're not supposed to send it to people and they lose their feelings, okay?

Well, I sent a gift of someone doing work content forever. Oh, Ramona, I think that like, maybe like you should say some things I do. I'm doing my tone. I just like that Sonya had to like, like Sonya is like a weird think that like maybe like you should say some things like do my tone I just like that Sonya had to like room like Sonya is like aware enough that she's like Let's not start another drama Maybe just like say if you like kind words like no, I can't say anything I say one long thing bet the comes down on me like here. I go over here and I say hey I'm so sorry that your boyfriend died

We really can't keep a man after all and then she'll be mad at me I don't know why I'm just trying to express a sentiment You trying to center one video of a chunky guy dancing around his underwear It's to a Beyonce song and then she acts like a committed murder. You putty want me to do about it So then we have this random shot of Ann Luann's friend who they show her like bringing out two baskets to the backyard. I don't know why we see this, but for a moment, it looks like she's going to say something

like, Hey guys, what's going on? Or hey, they don't even let her talk. I'm like, okay, she had her moment at dinner last week and now we're just back to just like B-roll footage of Anne carrying Wicker. Yeah. And poor Anne looks like she's just taking every bit of pain from this group into absorbing it. Like she just looks so sad. And she looks like, oh, she looks like she's going to start solving any minute. She's like the portrait of Dorian Gray, except instead of like

the portrait as a portrait taking on all the age, she's just taking on all the pain. The more carefree Luanne is, the more her Ann is. Now, when you set a beep, when you set a timer to go off because you're, you need to leave a party, you're supposed to set it off with a phone ringer, right? It can be like, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D- But you know what though tinsy was probably never more happy because she was starting to betheny with having this the most like banal Small talk about being blonde about like no I was Just blonde blonde banal it's gonna darkers. I had to lighten my hair. So when you're blonde you're more like is more like brown

Right, you like you're like brunette. You're like blonde. Okay, then you know what that is? So I guess I'm sort of blonde. You have got your brand though. You like dark. I got black hair I'm like, oh my god. What are these women talking about right now? I'm completely like, but my vagina's been at it. Oh my god. The drapes and the rugs. Oh my god. So Sony has over getting a to go box together for herself. I'm sick. She likes steak. I like steak. I'm I'll take some steak. I'll take some clams some, but you know what? Give me 18 lobsters. That would be great. Okay. So I mean she's literally acting like she is at like a Costco, you know, like she's just of the meat the meat counter at Costco, which you know actually, you know God bless because I you know it's a great place to be but you're at someone's like house

I don't know I was kind of with Tinsley on this one I thought it was like a little crazy to take that much food from place that you'd only been at for half an hour Of course, but it's Sonya. I mean she's gonna put it in her dress So that's where we're at. Okay, she has she keeps going around to everyone going This is a Sonya Morgan dress which Danny Pellegrino pointed out on Twitter like Where can you buy that again? Yeah She yeah, she cuz she lives it up the front of her dress to make like a little sack to put the lobsters in.

And the thing is that like most people would be like, ha ha ha, but it's Sonya. So Barbara's like, okay. So she starts saying the lobster and she's going to drop it in Sonya's dress sack. And so I was like, no. But because it's Sonya, you would reasonably believe she expected to take the lobsters out in the front of her dress. I know, cause you know Barbara's just thinking like, is that the first time she's had crabs in that dress?

You know? Yeah. And then meanwhile, in the kitchen Ramona's just taking like lobster after lobster and just like shoving them into the, into the tates bakery bag that she brought the pie in. She's making beyond like, this is not like a doggy bag. This is like a woolly mammoth bag. Like she's going to feed something large and prehistoric, okay? She can't even fit the plate in there.

Just like shoving one after the other. And then when Luang catches wind of this, Luang just becomes totally hilariously indignant. She's like, oh, you guys aren't eating? Well, you know, she counts if you guys in for dinner. She got all this beautiful food. Oh Rude and Tim sees like Oh, I'm doing some loan for dinner. She as well. She should be alone. All right. Well fine. Do what you want. You can go no food though

No food. They get no party Lou Ann. Okay. How about you pay your goddamn house off and stop worrying about who paid for the dinner Louis'ans like a little too far up her own ass for my taste. She is, but that's what makes me love her. That's the more up her own ass she is, the more satisfied I become. I love how indignant she is. She's becoming so indignant that she's going to start losing the battle that she was clearly winning, but it's still like we win though. She's always wearing her superpower fedora. I don't know what she thinks is power comes win though. We as the audience always wearing her super power fedora

I don't know what she thinks is power with the power the power comes from this fedora But she's wearing this fedora everywhere. So I power fedora and my fedora cuz me the power to say Well, you know when you're a caper a star You know you get recognized everywhere on sidewalk CVS even out of clan big so you sometimes just have to wear a power-fador just to hide yourself from the masses. She goes, the lobsters are not leaving this house. And Sonya says, I can't believe the Wien

is being so snarky about the food. I'm taking the lobsters. That's just who I am. It's just me. I like that this part of Sonya's intrinsic personality is that she will take lobsters. Like, that's who she is.

She can't change for anyone. Like she was born taking lobsters and she will live taking lobsters. I mean, you can't change Sonya Morgan. Don't bully Sonya Morgan. Okay. Speaking of bullying, that's when the win just starts going back to her classic materials. Look at Ramona. Look at her. Crazy eyes. There she is. Crazy face. Walking away with the weight of a million lobsters on her heels. Am I right ladies? Am I right? Ramona, I'm talking to you.

Well, Sony said that we could only stay an hour because we have to rent at home, okay? And already explaining to all hostess our hostess was all right with it because our hostess is the most it's even though she's a little chick with the dick and it's not you okay I thought you accepted her invitation to come to Klandvik did you not accept an invitation to come here objection sustained way to go me oh Good answer Lou answer well. That was very kind of Barbara. I will talk about that later. Bye bye Ramona go Ramona And the Ramona is like you really bitch we in you make us to the dreaded can't come home or it can't come to the party And now you don't want it to have any food like who who died to meet you, God? God? Who died?

You God, I never knew anybody told me. Uh-huh. So Beth, meanwhile, like, we're mostly being with like five giant, like, big brown bags from Bloomingdale's full of lobsters and Bethesca. I mean, like, like, who leads someone's house with multiple lobsters? Like, it's like, take the credenza, take the sofa, like, like, what is this? Like, what is this? Like, what is this? Like, what is this? Like,

what is this? Like, what is this? Right here? Just gonna go in there and like And I was like okay, I bid one dollar I get all the things okay show down You know this is it's been a wheel you know why she's been a wheel. It's gonna be like one to 100 You know what you know what she's gonna bust and she's gonna take all the money. You know, okay? Look at your carrier. I can I'm saying you know I'm saying God don't let it go to a place in a mobile home should take the whole fucking house with her like seriously Yeah, hashtag is the crisis. We're in my heart came Ramona came through to everyone's belongs away Now I just got gift cards give it to everyone okay So then, Lewand's like, wow, don't call me not light and fluffy.

I'm gonna get on a swan in a pool. Look at me having fun. I don't have an ego, I'm just a carefree, cabaret star on a swan. Oh, that was fun. What fun girls, we took a swan dive. Get it up a thing about that all evening, just signing that swan. I was like, I am going to bring that inflatable swan very close to the edge of the pool.

I'm going to kneel down and lie down on it and then cross the pool and get off and say, swan dive. Then I'm going to make Barbara dry clean my pants because how rude have water in the pool How rude hey water in the pool. Were you not invited this clan bake? Were you not told not to get anyone wet? So then they drive up to Ramona's house They're back to see Dorenda and so I'm just like you guys you tell to her into the scoop okay I'm gonna deal with the lobsters Like you're waiting on the doorstep Durrindo is upset because while there were gone she was truly going to set sit back and watch multiple episodes of lawn order. Just like I got you the first part

I got to the done done and you know what I'm saying. They're showing up again I was like, what is this? Where's my strategy? Am I ready to do it? You know I did do that time for some spaghetti and they were back The skinny I said be skinny and you do a bag. Yeah, you back So the girl is like, yeah, what? How was it? Good, good.

She's just like, carefree, Dorenda. Doesn't really care that she wasn't invited to that thing at all. She's totally fine with it. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And so they're talking about how their conversation is Barbara. And Barbara said, honest, yes, the dude is pick up the phone. Aramona to say, Ramona said that, you know, Dorenda won't pick up the phone because Luana's been saying terrible things about her.

And Dorenda goes, yeah, based on nothing based on, I'm like, well, Dorenda, I love you, but you, you fucked up at the end of last season, you really did. And he never really owned up to it. Yeah. Uh, she's like, yeah, the one who's been to press said horrific things during this like, bye, bye, bye, really?

Never, never, no problem. And you're says, and you don't have a problem now. Let's just see the mobster. She's like, she made a bad choice today, so yeah, all right? She was protecting the wind. Protect me. Protect me.

And then she tells us, Lwily said, plenty of time to go out to read out listen say I have problems and I need rehab Will I say nothing in this case? 2 plus 2 way making 4 So now yeah, so now tinsley's talking about how Luann is more of the aggressor and Sonia's like, Derinda, she's still her and where's the Yosler? Which is funny because I don't really know what Derinda's heard about. I mean, I guess she's heard about the stuff in the media, but that stuff, Luann was saying

shit because Derinda never apologized for the shit that she said initially. Well, it's also it's also kind of unfair because Luanne didn't go to the reunion. So Luanne couldn't go because she was, you know, given an intervention and had to go to rehab. So it's not like, oh, she just called in sick, you know, so you can't fault her too much for that, but she didn't go to the reunion. So she couldn't fight back when these girls were saying all that nasty shit at the reunion. Yeah. And how she's not sober. And even though, Lou obviously wasn't sober because she had to go back to rehab. Yeah. I'm sure she didn't love hearing about that on TV, but at the same time, they had the season. Yeah,

the reunion. So it's a whole conundrum. It is. And, and, and, you know, again, I'm a huge Lewand Stan, you know, jumping ahead just a little bit when we do see that, like, one of the headlines was Luan talking, saying that D'Aurinda doesn't cop up to her drinking problem. I'm like, well, you know what, Luan, yeah, you should probably quit while you're ahead. Like, because that's, like, you were already winning. You don't need to, you don't need to say comments

like that to the press. So in those instances, I'm like, well, then D'Aurinda sort of does have a point. Now, where do I stand? I don't know. Don't stand. Sit. Sit. What's your name? So Durrindas like, you know what? She needs to go back to her children's home, which hilariously undermining or passive aggressive or just perfect, just perfect. So there we go. So Sun is you're like hey that lawsuit was academic

everybody goes oh it's not dropped the lawsuit i can't believe it's not even dropped yet i wonder why it's like the lawsuit won't be dropped until everything's finalized remote and you're entering it goes yeah until the dead is paid yeah and Sun you's like you know it's just and then she laughs her mouth and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her Talking about this dummy. Yeah, oh my gosh. It was like, oh, no. I was like Ramona. She even tweeted something yesterday. She was like, whoa, watching tonight's episode of cringing it. What I said, it was so insensitive.

I'm so embarrassed. I'm so sorry, Bethany, that I said that it better. Drug-dicted form of fiancée, okay? I am. And then on Watch What Happens Life, Sony was on their act and the damn fool as usual. And they, Andy mentioned that tweet. And Sony goes, wow, well, I'm impressed with Ramona.

She's learning to apologize earlier and earlier. That, that's why we love this show, okay? Like, it's like every sentence that comes out of every one of these women's mouths is just pure gold, pure, pure gold. That's why sometimes this show they can just set up a camera and you can just watch some of them just walk around a bagel shop and just the comments that they say is just not like this on any other show.

So they don't even feel bad about it. Like I'm a horrible person, but I feel guilty. Like I'm still sitting here thinking, I said chicks with chicks twice. Very sorry, audience, okay? Yeah, I always feel guilty. Just think that as a Ramona thing. I approve, and I'm very supportive of my entire community, okay?

Yeah, I still feel guilty over when we're in Cincinnati, and I made the joke, I was pertained to be Ramona, making fun of the fact that Bethany had lost Dennis and in the audience Bood and I was like I know everyone understands the context, but I would feel terrible if someone thought I was actually making fun of the fact that Dennis Diet I was making the fun of the fact that like Ramona would be so insensitive about he died, but I still feel bad about it because I'm a good boy. Okay, sorry, I'm thinking offensive and I mean it. Okay, even though I'm saying it Ramona's voice. So then so then so Ramona, how smart could Dennis be?

He's on drugs and Dorenda goes, here we go. And she just walks out of the room and slams the door. She's like, I'm not getting in this too. And somebody goes, you can't say that. Yeah. Because he didn't drink. He didn't do drugs. He took painkillers, which you guys, even if he did heroin,

okay, smart people get addicted to drugs too. You don't yeah, exactly and Sony goes how so how unsophisticated are you? You notice that's tells us so that reminds of what Sonia and good for her by the way for being like don't say that So Ramona goes, you know what? I don't want to talk about Dennis. I I just wanna honor him and his memory. I'm like, what? What? What? What? That's so new to Slick's as- Like, you need a caviar. I mean, like, what?

Yeah, yeah. So new to Slick's as the camera, like, I mean, I just tried taking lobster home in a dress and even I'm disgusted by her, okay? I mean, you just gotta imagine the producer sit back and watch the split and say, like, is this, is this really happening? Can you, I can only imagine all the stuff that doesn't make it onto the show. Because it's just like these things that these ladies say.

It's just unbelievable. It's fantastic. Yeah. So then they're back in the city and we start with Durinda at home. And Durinda is with my favorite character, Durinda, talking to Durinda. She's a good girl. Durinda at home, battling salt. She literally just goes, shout! She spills salt all over her counter in an effort to get it out of like the canister.

I mean between, like, she just does not have luck with simple seasonings. You know, she broke her foot with a pepper mill, and now she's battling out with assault Had a pretty funny episode. This is my favorite scene And Sam's Lies getting her dog a dog sweater and Sonia is I had a dog sweater first of all was a jack sweater second of all that's getting her dog a dog sweater and Sonia is I First of all, it was a jack sweater second of all that sweater that dog was more stylish than I will ever be that little dog and a Turtle and a like a beige or a tope Like a turtle neck sweater like a rib to turtle neck sweater. I was like that is one stylish little dog I know I wish he could have seen how handsome he was,

so he wouldn't be so insecure, because he's got that little Chihuahua shake. He's like, oh my God, they're gonna eat me right now. Yeah, like sausage casing. I wish that Chihuahua knew that if it went to like Chihuahua butique, it would be picking up all the, the, the, the dog ass. Like all of it. You know, I guarantee, I guarantee

Bueller was made by a Chihuahua who was wearing a very dapper's turtleneck. Bueller is half-chewal. I have pit bull. And we know which we know which that maybe you laugh at my vape. That made me cough out my vape smoke. We know, I mean, we have to just

imagine who was on top, okay? Yeah, the dad was like, I love. He's like, I have a, it's like, it's like Chunky Swinner. It was Chihuahua with the Chunky Sweater who knew his self-worth. It was like, fuck it. I'm going after the pit ball, okay? You know what, the Chihuahua, the Chihuahua who impregnated Bueller's mom, was not some Chihuahua with slow self esteem. That was a Chihuahua who knew he was just like killing it

at Butteek, that night. He's a little man. I met the dad. You did? I met, yeah, I met Bueller's parents. And the dad was this little tiny Chihuahua. Like, it could fit in my palm. Now granted, I have ham hands.

But it was like a little teacup. Joava thing and the pit bull was this big ass blue pit bull. Power bottom pit bull. Yeah, so funny. Okay. So Sonya's, uh, seeing this party rental place for this photo. She did. That's the next party we're on our way to yeah and She's yeah, so she's just touring around this venue space called Sadle And she's like this looks great and then we see Bethany in the back of the SUV that Kevin's probably driving and she's doing like a Instagram live or something and she's got all her got her B strong hat on and hashtag this is a

This is a Kardashian. I don't know why. This is a, this is a, what was it? What's it? This is a spectacle. This is a crisis. So she's like, she's talking about a hurricane that hit North Carolina. She's like, yeah, yeah, this terrible.

You know what, the saying it's worse than Matthew. It's worse than Matthew. And I think we probably all assume she was talking about Hurricane Matthew. But I actually think that there's probably someone named Matthew that she knows who she probably talked to about all the time. Yeah, you know, like, you know what the Matthew did lately?

Yeah, yeah, he went to a party and you know, he took some lobsters also, just like Ramona, but you know what though? There's hurricanes, what's the Matthew? Yeah. Yeah, it's written in Matthew, but nothing's going to be about as the end of the world for Ramona. This is about to hit us all, okay? She's just opening the plane door throwing out lobsters like, thank God, Captain.

Yeah. Someone's like, hey you, Captain. Yeah. Someone's like, hey, can we take these lobsters and bring them to hurricane victims? No, no, no. We've got that. Get cut. So then we go, do you have anything more to say? Because I stopped writing people to do good things

for others. I'm like, oh, this is not why I want you. Thanks for helping the world, world Bethany. Get it? By the way, it was, I also want to point out it was like an eight second scene. and I had like a five-minute thought about it. I was like, hi Matthew, she's probably thinking about someone named Matthew. Isn't that hilarious podcast listeners? I was like, I have time to pee. So now we go over to Luan's new

apartment which has Park Hay Flores, just like DJ James Kennedy, which explains why they're friends, which by the way, he didn't know that they're friends. So she's in a new place and she's like, well, I needed a full time place in New York, so that way I can sing in the city because I'm a cabaret star. I can't say parquet without star, star-k. You know, it's so nice just having casual conversations about what a star I am with one of my sicker fat gaze. So sicker fat gaze, let's talk about the places I've played. THE BORGADA!

THE PARAMOM! Footlocker, listen, the success of my show has just blown me away. Sometimes I can't help but applaud myself for being so damn great. Sometimes I feel like a motherless child. No thanks mom. Alright, that's one of the great songs you'll hear. No more gawd, oh. Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't. I'm enjoyz god nuts.

Mount has a cabaret star! So then she tells us, oh my success is shocked me I I'm selling out I mean six months ago I was in jail and now I'm a cabaret star I had blowny shoved down my throat now I'm singing Oscar Mayor Adawino Every night eight nights a week. I mean nine months ago. I was singing the gel has blues now. I'm singing give me a break I was seeing the gel has blues now I'm seeing give me a break give me a break Give me a piece of that get barrails So she's telling the guys oh well now I have an apartment on the water and My house is on the water she goes so guess what I live on the water everywhere now. When the shit hits the van in New York, I'm gonna be on my own boat

with my friends and guess where we're gonna go and my children too. And guess where we're gonna go. My other house on the water. We're gonna take this boat up to Ulster. That's the way rivers work. When you have two houses on the same river, you could take a boat to them. Isn't that amazing? We got the boat. To the wholester. We are on the slow boat. To the wholester.

It's a original composition by me. A caparet star. We're on the showboat. Fish got a swim. Boats got a fly. Lose got a sing wherever she might. Can't help rowing this boat to you. I love that Luans end up the world ideas that she's just gonna give on a boat and go with the Hamptons. Like, some people are buying canned foods and digging underground bunkers and Luans like, well, I'll just go to the Hamptons. Do terrorists even know where the Hamptons is?

Yeah I was interpreting it that she meant like the next time there's like a super storm sand or something like that and I'm just imagining her doing a Gilligan's Island moment where she's just like, oh well we're on this boat going to Ulster County hoping to find some peace and relaxation when all of a sudden a storm came and then three hours later or three hour tour now we're stranded and who knows where it's like Lou Ann You're a night like I said we're a heart rate And they just keep cutting to this mover listening to her blah on about how great she is and he's like whatever He's giving her a he's like this sucks. He's like my life sucks

By the way looks like she got a house in upset inS. after all, so see all that drama is for nothing. There you go. It all worked out in the end. So now we go down to North Carolina where Bethany is getting off a private plane to do some charity work with her company, her nonprofit. And she's talking about she's like, wait, and people thought I was like, whatever, it was like a carrier for them. We got down to like a category of one and people like, whatever, whatever, but guess what? What a lot of us kept on rising. And it's like, you know, what's the matter?

What's going on? What's happening? The old round, okay. And so now when he had to fix it, you know what I'm saying? So she gets there and her dude that she works with, who we saw last season, he meets her at the tarmac. And she's like, oh, what's going on? Like, uh, so when did you get here?

He's like, uh, 10 minutes ago. She's like, no, no, no, it's Caroline and dummy. Yeah. Oh, yeah, like three days ago. Mm- no no no Caroline a dummy Yeah like three days ago He's a true star. He's a crisis partner. Yeah, so it's nice. She goes and she she you know, I mean Say what you want? It's good work and she hands out the she ends out the gift card. She hugs people. It's the you know

What can you like what what I mean like I mean people have somebody actually give my back to the world okay. I'm like I have nothing to say about We like don't know how to deal with that. I watch a crap and so like someone did something altruistic like what it like What's a matter? What's going on? What's happening like I don't get it is it? I've to talk and slow Bethany voice, like. I know. The only thing I wrote, the only thing I wrote down was Pickle's Flots by with cash cards. Well, now everyone can go to Chili's.

So yeah, no, it was great. I don't have anything bad to say about it. Like, you know, I support it. Throw money out. Everyone donate to Bethany's charity. It's good, good work. So then we go to D Durinda at a restaurant. Durinda is always first and it cracks me out

because Durinda has like this thing where she can't just walk in and sit down. She has to just be talking the whole time. So she's like, oh, hi, lady. I'm being in the late years. What was the same restaurant? This is crazy. I'm being in the late years.

Wow. Well, you can man. You just isn't that. This new chair. I don't remember these chairs, but I remember being comfortable. I'll tell you that, man. You got the soul. She's the one woman's jackets.

And now that we're talking about it, it makes me realize that those jackets, guys, are probably just like all written by Dorenda because I can totally see your air quoting everything, being like, some shade the ambience here is, quote unquote, nice, but I think it's a little stuffy, but you know what? It's worth it for the good food and the low prices and the fun times.

Be sure to stay for the lobster. Hey, I enjoy your clinic. I did this one at 17, 24, 16, 13. So Barbara comes in and turns like, I took the liberty of getting you some tap water. My favorite, do your tap water. Yeah, at least the best, I believe the best. I thought that's what I said. Most people drinking tap water, say it's delicious and clear,

but some have questions about its authenticity Just as a zag its entry for water and that is so true about New Yorkers They're so proud of everything, you know when I lived in New York. It's like oh my god. I made it home Count the subway stairs up the subway stairs. I got splashed by a cab almost rodpies Like you're just so proud to make it through day in New York, you know, I know even the tap water This is a true thing. Everyone's like, big tap water. There's a lot of bragging about it. And you know, the thing is, this New Yorkers make fun of us here in Los Angeles,

how we talk about the roots we take to get to wherever we're going to go. You know, like that was that whole skin, the Californians. But the truth is, you go to New York, everyone's like, well, I took the nine, it was so crowded, and then I got up, oh my God, and there was a demonstration happening on 42nd Street. We all just talk about mundane shit. Yeah, tap water. But New York went surprise with tap water,

because that is a tried entry. The tap water had been in the world. You're saying? This tap water in the world. You know what I'm saying? This is Gregory Hines. His movie should be called tap whatta. Anyway, so Barbara is like well Sonia and I had a great time. We were standing over a giant giant bowl of clams and muscles Bigger than you've ever seen in your life

You could just dive in like goofy when he was in the you know the giant's house doing Jack and the beanstalk for Disney remember that I don't know what you're talking about but you can set the fuck up right now bad breath It was like standing on the set of the little mermaid So Barbara I like how Barbara started out the conversation she goes did you like the lobsters? Meeting like I sent you a bunch of free shit. Please don't yell at me right now on TV. That's so true. Yeah. And so Barbara goes,

well, we'll have another lab bake one day, you know. And during this, like, let's keep that in the middle of the room. Well, no, we're not gonna be serving elephant, but you know, we'll serve lobster. Oh, oh, I see what you're saying. By the way, Barbara, if you're listening, I don't even request, I demand an invitation to your next clan

Bake because that should look amazing and I feel like we haven't talked about that. That was an amazing spread and I would like to be invited. Thank you, Barbara in advance. Wow, I was gonna say the elephant. Well, we haven't had an independent relationship you and I, okay? We like to mirror next. It's not good that's buy-out by Tiffany. Like, it became huge next time, right? Because, remember the time when the wind was furious with you and you were so upset because she wouldn't speak to you with a wedding? And then we see the clip of how Barbara got famous where she didn't know that the mics were on and she was talking to Carol at Ramona's party, right? I'm just still laughing at the fact that you just

framed their relationship as Miramax being bought out by Disney. I'm just thinking so funny to say, like, we've always had an independent relationship. Remember Clirks? Yeah, that's movie making, right? Hey, remember that black white vampire movie we put out called Nadja? Hey, remember when Ravig Valvigas was doing interesting films? Let's not be a the end, but we put out caught Nadia. Okay, remember when Ravine Rodriguez was doing interesting films, let's not be a spy kid's Barbara. Hey, remember when we ran Patrick one way. Yeah. So she brings up the time that Luan got or Luan kicked Barbara out of her life

because Barbara was caught on Mike at a party. Thank you. No, I'm not really excited to go to the wedding Because I feel like she's forcing herself to get married just getting divorced so that she doesn't have to deal with the whole top She really got a thing which of course was completely correct Barbara yeah And during this like, remember that Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do broken. She was I was I was hot broken. The thing with Luehd, she's got a thing about trust. And would you break that she cuts you out? And so what I did was I gave a

time and I let her rebuild that and then I came back to it. I said, look, here's a bag with a hair by real. Right? You can't rebuild it out some tools, okay? I just especially went to meet for women. So yeah, they're talking about Luan, surprise. My number one thing is I want Luan to stay sober. And that's what matters. I want to protect her, et cetera, et cetera. So, you know, I want to stay sober and drink just like, yeah, you know, I get that, but it's pretty insulting to say that I could compromise his sobriety.

Well, like, she can't hear that she's a bitch with a mugshot whose kids sue her and that she's worthless and steals dresses from tonight Without falling off the wagon Well, I agree with the riddy here. I think what I think is pretty obvious is Luans just trying to kick people out of filming I'm not being in scenes and she's getting her revenge and you don't get to just use being an alcoholic It's an excuse to get people kicked off the show that you're on, okay? Yeah, it's like on the one hand like I totally get why Luan doesn't want you to, like Luan's like that fucking bitch, she like, you know, I said one thing to her basically,

and then she turns so nasty and unleashed all these things that she clearly should be holding in for years and years and years, and then she doesn't even apologize for, and then she heckles me on my show, like no, I don't want to steer this clan bake you should like disinviter and like who knows I might get I might you know it might trigger me but at the same time there is honestly a feeling like well I feel like she's sort of using that as like the triggering thing as like a she's sort of brandishing that and it is insulting to Durinda because Durinda is in the wrong, but it's also insulting to just like put all this on her like oh Durinda is gonna be the trickers who are not like even though like

Ramon is probably a way worse trigger you know I'm saying. Well when you're you know working sobriety the important thing is to remove the triggers or remove yourself from the triggers. You can't just remove triggers from public right. If you're triggered by Big Hitabar, then go to bar. And the truth is, and the truth is also that as much as we're saying that like Dharinda was so in the wrong, and Dharinda, like, you know, Dharinda was awful, you know, I cannot have had like thousands of watch or crap in episodes where I complain that Kim Richards never apologized to anyone and then let Luann off the hook. And the truth is that part of recovery is that you are supposed to apologize because obviously

everything I learned about recovery I learned from, you know, a sign felt. And that's the story. But, um, no, but like, I mean, you know, at the end of the day, like part of recovery from my understanding of it, I'm sorry, is that you do have to apologize to people because people react to how you are when you are not, you know, not sober, etc. Whatever. So like, they're both equally delusional, but they're both equally wrong. Well, not necessarily equally wrong, but they're both equally deserving of giving an apology. Right. Well, but they're also both delusional that they think they did nothing wrong ever. Yes.

And thankfully so because it's great for us. Yeah. Barbara's like, well, what happened to the show that David does? She goes, nothing. It's a great time. I sat down the audience and I chewed over long. Gintai, time. Oh, did you hackle? Oh, did you hackle? I did read that. No, I don't think it was tackling. to belong in time. Did you hackle? Did you hackle? Did you read that?

No, I don't think it was hackling. And then we get a clip of her hackling her. No. Yes, yes, you watch it. It's just whatever. We go back. What an even good at the show. It's like being st-

Never having an admission. Have you a sitting show? It's a kiss, Lail is lazy when are we gonna be Yeah, well she can be very upset. Well, she has to get unobtied or else we brought could be friends And proper cuz you know what I do all day I Self problems for people so like if you say hey What does it look like for a grown woman to wear a strange green shirt from the 70s?

There, I solved that problem. I want, and now you know. You're sitting there telling yourself, what am I going to do? How am I supposed to have a hammer if I don't have anything to put the hammer in? Well, I put a pretty bad. You put the hammer in the pretty bad. There, I solved the problem for you. You know, if you're sitting there saying, hammer, don pretty bag there that I saw the problem You know if you're sitting there saying hammer don't hurt them. I say okay, so we're gonna put a bag around the hammer and won't hurt them okay, so it's settled

I just want to solve this problem to right now and during the day I know you can I know you two bad believe it's going out. Because I know you intentions won't bad. So I'm going to let you out the hook on this one. And I'm not going to show salt in your face. I'm just going to let it lie around. She goes, listen, I just need to see Luann without any outside voices, which I think is her way of saying, I'm not going to scream at her. When she says outside voices, I'm really,

it could meet a lot of different things Yeah, all the durian doesn't her head scream yeah, I'm around and then I got really nervous because then there was a The cutaway to like her talking and I swear to God it looked like she got her face full of fillers and I was like So horrified. I was like no durian. You didn't have to do that But then I went on to her Instagram and then I saw her live Instagram and her face looked exactly the same. So I don't know what happened, but I was very happy. I was, you know what it was? It wasn't fillers, it was potato.

She had like potato on her face. And Barbara didn't even tell her. She just let her sit there and shoot with potato all over her. She had a little speck right in the corner. And that's what I love about Durrinda that she always has like a little speck of food at the corner of her mouth. You know she does.

She did it or on her chin So then we go over to the paper magazine Sonia's done a photo shoot for paper magazine Yeah, and so everyone's gathering and it's like a Moroccan themed party Well, I think it's actually because the place is Sae Long. I think it was actually supposed to be more like South Asian, you know, like Sri Lankan, etc. So her realtor, I don't know why I'm like correcting you on that point Like oh, let's make sure we really accurately describe the decor of this restaurant. I'd be really upset if we got it wrong Yeah, feels great. Yeah, sorry, Ronald. No, I don't mean it like that I just mean like feels great to know the truth. I can go on at the sea. Now that I know it's really sad.

We know. So all these people are arriving her her realtor from last season makes a cameo appearance, which I don't know why I wrote that down. I was just like, look, there she is. A bunch of gays, tons of gays. Bethany shows up an address that probably cost like $10,000, but it looked like paper that had been shredded and then someone came and taped it back together again, you know, to put it back. Yeah, paper. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love this secret. All right. Yeah. Stayed secrets. Right? Yeah. Hey, the magazine is like paper. Yeah, it's real. Paper magazine is real, right? It's where Kim Kardashian broke the internet with the Ras. All right. I mean, it's no Latino show magazine, that's for sure. This is my favorite Bethany. Yeah. When she's not being a complete fucking dick.

And she's just like sitting back and being funny about everything else. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. I feel like Latino show magazine and Beverly Hills lifestyle magazine share like a parent like, or in part of the same parent company, like these strange, low circulation magazines that make their way onto reality shows. Yeah, the Doris runs from Mexican Dynasty. Deoris, we have to say, when we did that one episode

of Mexican Dynasty's Ikeptical, we had a whole thing about Doris. He's like, what sort of like, her mom is named Raquel and her daughter's name is Doris, but apparently her name is said, Dioris. Oh, well, it's still Doris, it's spelled Doris. I just felt like I had to clarify that much like the day

core and say, Lon. Oh, okay. So they're Dioris. Dioris. That shows hilarious by the way. It really is. I was catching up on it yesterday and I was like, damn, this show is really good.

It's just hard for us to recap, but it's a really good show. It really is. I was cracking up. I was watching the yesterday too. Yeah. I also was watching the inventor about Elizabeth Holmes. She's like, oh, turtles. Oh, when I made turtles, we're all to fix blood.

I'm like, okay, be quiet. I've been wondering where I've been reading that name everywhere. There are no. No, Elizabeth Holmes. Oh, yeah, it's just, it's like one of like a million kind of honors documents. It's actually not a good documentary. I actually thought it was not good, but it was an interesting story. But she's just like, she has this voice that's just like she's like hi I'm Elizabeth Holmes and I'm here to talk to you about changing blood forever and now we can go to Walgreens. Changing blood forever. Hi I'm Elizabeth Holmes. Anyway so anyway we go back to the party and they're doing they're talking about Latino magazine and then we get a classic clip of Ramanocoin.

They're talking about Latino magazine and then we get a classic clip of her monocoin. What? I mean, she's not Spanish, she's not Latin. The Tino magazine, what? Let's just crack me up. I don't even know what it was. So then to Renda Waxan, it meets. That like saying no Latin is dead, it's a dead language Latin no magazine. Counting English, I don't know how much I owe for the bill, okay? So, to Randa walks in.

So, giggling, giggling, giggling. I want to picture Sonya-yay. She was listening. I think they're fantastic. I didn't see it coming. It's unusual, like, the, you know, so. So, Dermanda's like freaking out because she has to see Leigh-Anne at this thing. And I don't really blame her because Lewann is on a tear. Yeah. Yeah. No one likes a confrontation. Oh, I should say I don't like a confrontation. So so Dorenda's freaking out.

Meanwhile, Tinsley and Dale arrive and Dale shows up and she's like, Sonia, I'm haven't done my day on the wall. I can't remember how she even talks. She's like, what's the other mouth thing? So I look at all those pictures on Instagram or whatever. You're pretty fabulous for a crazy old name. I want you better than this one over here. Oh, teens, they didn't realize you were

standing right next to me. Hopefully bought at least one of those at Fissuth the gift card, a bach and had tinsley hand over a couple of seasons ago. I'd hate for you to forget my charm and my generosity as your friend, Sonia. And then Roberta, Sonia psychic comes over and they're like, hey Roberta, how many children is Tinsley gonna have?

She's like, um, probably about two and Tails probably like, oh well that's good to hear, you know, because it would, I hope she gets started early because it would start to be 50 years old chasing the after babies. Am I right everyone? So that she's only having two babies when I'm out of four times disappointed. What I'm saying everyone. And some of you's like, oh, Roberta, I'm glad you made it. I told everyone she fell on a pothole. Roberta's like, could you not tell everybody that maybe You did not tell everybody that maybe. The bottle.

Roberta's like, what was that? What we're calling your life now? I just love that Roberta touched the Sonya. Like I might be running a little late. Honey, I fell on the bottle. You know, as a psychic, you might want to use those abilities to see the, the train before you walk on it. Well, I was seeing it next year when it was already fixed. That's the problem You know I've found an a pothole so many times. I mean, that's what I called the townhouse the pothole

I'm gonna gay bars me called that too. Oh And see we also get a clip of Sonia explaining why her hair is the way it is and she just doesn't wash it Like she put this she slept on it, it's disgusting. We see a clip of the guy, it's just like a wet towel basically on top of her head at this point. Yeah, I'm pretty much. So, Dorenda and Bethany have a nice conversation. They're talking about, you know, Dorenda gives her condolences to Bethany and then, you know, they're talking about John and how they've been, Dorenda's been with John for seven years now, but they don't live together and, you know, after Richard, you know, she's looking for a different kind of love

than before, and you know, it's a very nice scene and to Rindus telling us, she's like, you know, it's heartbreaking that Dennis isn't with us anymore, he was her best friend, and there's nothing you can say other than, I'm sorry, and if you need to call me, call me, you know? And me, while the music in the background is a little going

It's like wacky dead-ass music So crazy so she's like to tell you the truth I didn't even know they were still dating and they're doing games Congratulations so Bethany tells us, you know, I'm having this pleasant conversation with Tyrande. It doesn't sound like the same Tyrande I heard on the phone, like seriously, literally, like that Tyrande seemed a little tweaked.

All right, the same little tweet that I remind. Which, you know, yes, Tyrande is pretending to be nice when she's probably fuming inside and you're pretending to be nice as you drop drug hints all over the place. Yeah, like this woman is probably having the most like thoughtful conversation with you all that you've had all season with your castmates about Dennis and what you say in response is like,

yeah, she's nice now, but she sound like she's on drugs before. But it was actually a really nice conversation and I at one point I was like, I think I'm getting choked up and I cannot believe this is happening to me as I'm watching this. Well, was it that or Ramona's dress? Because then here comes Ramona. She goes, she comes up with some dates. She's like, my god, I can already hear Sony's screen. She's going, woo, woo, look, that's her. Do you hear it? She's just going, woo, woo. She goes to Sony and she's like, whoa, hey, guess what? I heard you going, whoa, whoa, and I said, that zone, that zone over there. Well, so she shows off her dress, and she's like,

I feel really hot in my dress, OK? I'm wearing a sexy dress, and it fits me, and I could clump. And I saw her shoot, and I thought, I want to flaunt it too. If you got it, flaunt it, OK? OK. I like to flaunt things all the time. It's like, I'm always telling my best friend, slash, Dora.

I'm going to flaunt this, and I'll be like, flaunting all over. And I'll be just so sexy. I mean, me and the red scarf, I'll be like, flaunt, flaunt, flaunt. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. So then, Luanne comes in in her mysterious fedora. I just look so sony Rilo! Yeah, and she's also dressed in like all white, like she's going to a garden party in the Hamptons,

but she's in like a subterranean basement with like a South Asian theme as previously mentioned. Well, sorry, but I have to be ready to get on my boat. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Yeah be ready to get on my boat. Yeah, I gotta get on my boat because you never know when you have to go up to Oster County and sing on the shores. She sees her mother, she says, Hello Ramona, how are you? She says hi to everyone except for Dale. I don't know if you noticed because Dale goes in for like a hug. Good to see you again. Oh, okay. No, no, it's fine

I'm a lean back as if I didn't just lean forward to hug you. That's fine Well, I'll just another disappointment like my daughter. Hmm Durinda and Bethany and Barbara are all talking that because Barbara is infiltrated and Durinda's like can you clear the air with the wind? You know, I have no problems I don't know where you're going I'm okay all right yes there was Colin Good twenties Mac and I like the thing she should go back to her children's house and I don't like the shame with you if you're having me. How did he tell I don't know and then John shows up like hey baby you know as usual. Oh yeah Bethany you you know, sorry, etc, etc. And Dorenda has just told Bethany before

he comes in that she's that she'd never expects to find another relationship like Richard and John's just like basically John's a place card. And he's like, Hey, baby, hey, you, baby, you. And Barbara's just looking at Beth and he like is it disgusting in my right So she Barbara's telling during this thing, you know when you walk over to the weird just don't break up the You need to say I was about there right. You gotta lose skin in the game here. But I do have skin in the game. I've watched it, it'd be friends. You know how I need to go, things I wasted the other day. You could have just had place and would have been washed.

It'll save the earth. Think about it this way. I'm giving you the tools to have the conversation. Hey, speaking of which, you know I got tools. You want some tools. You want some tools? I got tools you want some tools and once the tools I got tools So let's see Barbara goes straight over to Luan

Barbara such a little shit Barbara. She was like trying to fix the situation Just totally fixing now I was mad at during the cuz during the told her to butt out So she goes over the moon. She's like I was with the red dead Bethany and I put my two cents in a direct The said module business and I said I'm standing here and I have my own opinion. Oh really? Well, that doesn't he had a little then oh yeah, well, what's your opinion on me being a star with a theoretical boat that I can travel all up and down The Hudson River And in case anybody's worrying that Luanne's not stretching enough, let's watch her really reach for this one, she goes, this is really awkward, I mean, I'm standing here, she's at the bar, it just needs to occur to her that I might not want to go to the bar.

I just want to stay here with all my best friends like Ramona and you and this what Tinsley and that lady who looks like she's from who's the boss sitting next to Tinsley that woman wearing podhole stains god that woman looks like she's been through the ringer looks like Charlie Brown's friend with the blanket so about things like all right I'm gonna go over there now I'm gonna go over there now. I'm gonna go. I'm not. Jesus Christ. So she's like, Louie Ann.

Louie Ann. Come on, Louie Ann. Bethany has like the most forced analogy. She's like, oh my god, I just went over to look at Louie Ann. She's like, she's like a quack in the middle of like, you know, like a shadow mark. Go 85, you know what I'm saying? Like, you can't get it. She's squeezing it. John's like what? Why you saying? You know there's no opening okay, okay, okay, okay, we win win win win win. She calling me

Hi, Bethany. Hello over there. Come my fans are calling me. Who am I to leave them dry? I mean like I am Okay, I guess I'll walk over there so Bethany's like all right. All right. We got an opening We got an opening you know making big deal out of it. I'm not gonna go. I'm not an escort. Okay go go You could do this. There's somebody off a cliff You know and Luan's taking like the longest most acute as rude over to this. She's like I mean it's taking her like 10 minutes She's like well, I'm just gonna walk along this wall and now I'm like cross over to this wall and walk along and look around and see if anyone notices me in my white Fedora, power Fedora.

And John's like, I just want to know who's gonna clean up this mess. So then, so here it is, it's gonna be the moment. It's gonna be Dorenda and Luann finally seeing each other face to face the first time All season the tension is building. There's so much anger and resentment and frustration and the way it all kicks off is D'Rinda going HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE to be continued. It's like the warmest, loveliest, hi, yeah. So. You know what, so that was it for New York, but you know what,

why don't we do, even though it's Thursday, why don't we do our crap in the mail bag today? All right, let's do it. Because we already recorded Summer House, and we forgot to do Summer House tomorrow, and the adiadiyad, at the point is this, we're doing it today, all right? So let's open up that crap in the mailbag.

So crap in the mailbag is where you can write in questions, and we'll read them on the air. You just go to patreon.com slash watch or crap in and sign up at the mailbag level or above and then you can leave questions etc So this one comes from Allison King who says Since it's clear that Katie is going to spend 87% of the season on the couch Please give the fans what we deserve a couch time with Katie Jingle a la is Ariana Maddettus That's a good idea.

On the couch with Katie. I like that. We really should. You know that'd be so funny just a little stinger. It's like, I know it's Katie on the couch. Katie on the couch in the morning. Or Katie with an iron because those are like her two things this season. Or Katie's stomping into sir like. I guess it's not an iron. It's her folding clothes. That's true.

But it has the joy of an iron. Yeah. I really want to keep it joyless. Appliances out there, aren't they? They really are. I answer no fun. They're dangerous and they barely even work. I never iron anything that looks good. I feel like there's like, here's what I hate about Irons. Okay, you sit there, you iron or shirt, and everything's like, good, we did it for you. Everything's good and happy.

And then the moment you put the shirt on, all the wrinkles come right back, like they were hiding. I guess it's more of a shirt issue, but I also feel like if that iron had a better relationship with a shirt it would get rid of those wrinkles for real. Yeah stupid irons there. There's your mailbag. Stupid irons. Stupid irons. Okay all of her Haskins asks what would you rather? A New York, a real house does a New York Instagram edition. Oh sorry I misread this. It doesn't, okay.

Would you rather spend a day? A, Instagram shoe shopping with Ramona. She pays for lunch, but makes you crawl on your knees in order to get the correct angle, or B, organizing Sonya's basement to keep what you want, but she insists on calling you Marie Condonte. Or C, driving to Bluestone Manor at the Rinda, you get a piece of birthday cake, but she insists on calling you, Marie Condon't, or C, driving to Bluestone Manor with D'Ariinda, you get a piece of birthday cake, but she may have been drunk the night before.

So it's basically, we are the position of Instagramming these people. C, oh my God, for sure C, I get cake and D'Ariinda's drunk. Like that's all I want in life. Mm-hmm. I think that's a pretty clear one. Like, I don't know, I would never want to crawl on my knees in order to get a good angle of Ramona at lunch.

And you know, she pays for lunch. That is like miss reading. Okay. Because she would take you to like, like, what's that, that's like, hailing hearty or something or like, or like, or like, or the sparrows.

Or the sparrows to array, which is like the saddest place on earth, you know? Yeah, no thanks. And then going to Sonya's basement. No, I've seen that movie. It doesn't work out well for us. And then last but not least, this is from Dashcat. This is the last question in the mail box. We'll have to refill it.

This is from Dashcat who says, in memory of the wonderful Luke Perry, could you guys recast the OG 902 and O characters with profile celebrities? Oh, you know, I didn't actually watch a lot of 902 and O so I don't have a great frame of reference for this. I mean, I think Brenda would be probably Kyle. Well, Kyle's like a sneakier. Be out. Brenda would be Luan. Yeah, she probably would be Luan, which makes that Brandon would be. The guy who does the cabaret is with her. You've been really hard.

Oh, and Jenny Darth would be. Let's see who Jenny. Jenny Garth. Yeah, she could be. Um, let's see who Jenny Garth is. I like that. I think I see. Yeah. She could be tensed. I feel like Jenny Garth could also be like Stasi or something like that. Okay.

Jenny Garth can be Stasi. Yeah. And then Luke Perry, Reston Peece, he would have to be, is he Jack's or do you Tom Sandeval? Well, I know he's got a like a bruise. He's like, yeah, he's brooding, but Jack's, he's not gross like Jack's. I don't think anyone on Bravo actually brewed. Yeah, he could be like a dumb. Autumn. Autumn. Yeah, as you can see, yeah, maybe I've liked there's someone on Bravo who brewed. There's someone who's like stormy and I don't know, is he captain? Oh, you know who Tori's spelling is?

That's Tinsley. Tori's spelling. Tori's spelling is Tinsley. And then, oh, what about Gabriella Carteras? That's Sheena. Gabriella Carteras, okay. And then Steve, the Duffy Blond guy could be James. Oh, I was gonna say actually actually maybe Luke Perry is James. Oh

My god, you're really you're really giving James a lot of credit. Okay, so we'll make Luke Perry James and then Steve can be Shep Craig Craig yeah, Craig This is more of a try. Wasn't there someone else on the show? Oh Brian Austin green He's like I would he bit Brian Austin Green. He's like, I'll wait a minute. Brian Austin Green is like a friend of, basically. So he's, Brian Austin Green is like, he's like a what's her face,

a Marlo. Like, like a friend of Marlo. He was a lead cast member, wasn't he? He was, I guess. He's like, a great friend of Marlo. Poor Marlo. She even gets Marlo in in our in our fantasy segments. Yeah, we just Marlowed Marlow.

Right. And Green is Barbara. He kind of is. Just because I'm just because the visual makes me laugh. Although actually, you know what? Can I change Jenny Garth from Stasi to Cameron Westcott? My god, yes, that's perfect. Okay. Yeah, I was like I was like I feel like we're missing a good like I feel like Dallas has like Has some options for us on this scenario

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