Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Freaky Woah-day

Episode Date: September 2, 2021

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Hey, Prime members, you can listen to watch what crap ends at free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chaz and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. But when people are running around, kids, what happens, what happens, so much that happens. Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappings, a podcast for all of that glorious stuff on Bravo that we love to watch together. I'm Ben Madelker and joining me is the talented, is the talented, extremely handsome. My friend, Ronnie Caram, hi Ronnie.

Hi Ben Jammuni, how are you, hun? Good, how are you? Oh, you know, can't complain just another day in Texas. You know, my mother's driving me nuts. Just, uh, dragging me to the gem store. Gonna make some things I was gonna get dragged in and I'm like, mother, do you always have to make me do these things? And of course I do them, so, but I'm good, I'm good.

Good, well yeah, I've been working on my garden. I've got a little caterpillar that I've ended up naming Kim Richards. hilarious, she just gets drunk on leaves, it's crazy. And then you know playing a lot of games, I played this new game where you have to like, let's say you're one frog, but then there's another frog and the one frog has to have like a hypothetical and then the other frog will like have a conversation

with that frog. It's crazy. We should play it one time. Yeah, I'm just gonna make popovers. Anyway, moving on. Hello, welcome to WatchaCrappings. I'm Ronnie, that's been over there. That's what we call role playing. That's what we call role playing. That's what we call Ben and Ronnie do their first ever impersonations of each other. I can't believe you're one of the only people in my life

that I don't, I guess I don't make fun of you behind your back because I don't even have a impersonation of you. I don't think we're, I don't think we have enough time away from each other to develop anything behind each other's backs. We don't, we can't speak behind each other's backs. We're always, we're always here. Yeah. Those totes, that's absolutely true too.

Well everybody, welcome to the show today. It's the real housewives of New York season finale and what an episode. I was so proud of real housewives of New York. I was really proud of them. How did you feel about it? I was proud because I was laughing so hard, Ben. I was dying laughing at this episode and they all had so much fun and I even like Leah in the episode

You know, which you know, I'd like Lee in general, but the season's been up and down for me and I don't know I was just proud of them for having a really fun episode because it's been a rough year for them on this show You know, you you can stop the Ben and personation now, right? Like you don't have to do it through the entire recap You don't have to be a total Apologist for this show. You can just be yourself. No, look, you know, I'm a bitch all the time, but you know, you've got to give credit where credits do and it's to do. I felt it was very due. I mean, I was rewinding and laughing my ass off through the whole thing. Good. I I actually did not quite enjoy this episode. I was a little sad and yeah.

BOOM! Sorry. Freaky Friday continues. Freaky Wednesday. I didn't think it was that funny. There were some funny parts. I mean, it was amusing. It did not feel like a season finale. It felt, they were having a fun time. I was, you know, I thought it was cool the way they dressed up like each other and they did manage to capture each other's essence pretty well. But it kind of felt like the episode ran out of steam at the 30 minute mark for me.

And then I would have, I just felt like it was, we could have gotten something a little bit better for the season finale. I think the season just kind of ran out of steam and the producers felt either had to fill, fill some sort of episode order. Who knows what? I think they just got totally derailed by COVID and they just didn't, they don't, you know, look, unfortunately they don't have any sort of federal indictment scams going on or federal fraud scams. So it kind of doesn't, they don't, they kind of don't have that, that sort of, they're just not lucky in the last season. Yeah. They're just not lucky in that season. Yeah. We're just not lucky to be fearing one of their cast members going to prison.

No, we just can't have all the breaks guys. But it's still but you know what though it's still I still think it's a great show even if it was like a suboptimal season finale and maybe not the strong season but still good. You're like one of these guys. I'm on this show too in face. I don't even know what kind of gay I am but I'm already saying how dare you. I'm on this Facebook group that I'm in because of some guy knew from the Jupiter dinner theater when I was 19.

Okay, so that's how long this goes back. So he started this like musicals Facebook group that I'm in and these queens, I'm telling you. And for me to even complain because all we do is complain, right? We bitch about everything. So for me, even a complain is so hypocritical, but seriously, like every little thing they're like, ew, that's terrible, like every little thing.

So someone was saying, oh, I saw the wicked in concert thing and I really liked it. And then they posted a link to it to the PBS site where you can watch wicket and concert. Oh my god, these queens were just ripping it to shred. They were like, that was terrible. It's like a high school music all this is such a piece of shit. So I watched one of the numbers with Cynthia Rivo, who's brilliant, you you know and sobbed, you know, but I'm easy like that So I went back and was reading the comments on like these people were horrible So one guy comes in he goes, why can't I just enjoy anything?

What do you guys have to ruin everything? You know with Link is posted I thought it was great and now you guys are shitting all over it And then one of the other queens is like, um, well, that's my opinion. And if you can't take it, then maybe you need to see somebody now and then became this like big therapy fight over who needs therapy. Do I need therapy for being negative or do you need therapy for not being able to take my negativity? So basically what you're saying is you're you're putting your displaced Cynthia Revo frustration in this situation on to me because I said that the season now is only okay. Yes, real hot sauce of New York with Cynthia Rivo singing her heart on music. I'm crying and you're that queen.

He's like, Cynthia Rivo. No, no, no, no. Wait a second. I am pushing. I am hardcore pushing back on this. Okay. I'm hardcore pushing back because I have been an apologist all season long and I have been, I've been someone who has said they've loved the season

despite everyone else hating on it. In addition to that, I was all last season that you were saying that Dorenda should be kicked off, should be fired. And I was like, no, Dorenda's great, we need to keep Dorenda. And I weathered that storm of Dorenda. I know, I think that's funny. I don't think that that's I don't think I'm To say don't say that I'm the one I'm the one in the theater group bashing Cynthia Arrivo when we both bashed in the Arrivo, okay?

You're bashing her too. You just don't realize it. Yeah, okay. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying And and and I actually like the Cynthia Arrivo movie that you didn't like how about that which one The highest movie oh Yes widows yes, yeah, I didn't like I like turn it. She was great. And so was my Yeah, I didn't I didn't I did shit all over that one on you and you're like that was great No, it's not here. It was a literal Cynthia Arrivo piece of content that I supported. I thought you sat on. That's true.

That was a huge flaw in that movie. If she had been like, when I was wearing a my God, I've been tied a throbble break. I would have been like, breaking in.

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they're like, we don't wanna revisit. We're not even. People are so mad at us. They actually did, it was Ebony who started it. She was like, previously, well, I guess it wasn't this season. It was just last episode. It was the last episode, yeah, you're right. Oh, I don't want to

want us to remember a lot of this season honestly. This season on Real Housewives of New York City, Ramona's a vile, disgusting, racist person. Okay, enjoy that. Enjoy it. Thanks for being here. Pretty much. So they were playing pin the tail on Harry Dubin, as they were last week in the Hamptons. And then who should come calling none other than Harry Dubin himself. So he calls and the way I'm like, oh, everyone be quiet. Be quiet. This will be hilarious. Okay. All right. Harry. We're just hanging around having a glass of wine. Harry goes, that means you're

drunk. Which of course means his hands are out, like unzipping your dress, you know, in his mind. And Ebony is talking to Leah about Harry and she's like, he doesn't really have enough money for me. Like, I mean, Ramona might have more money than him. I mean, I think it's just because they know him. You know, he's familiar, you dick. He's community dick.

Community dick. I like that. So Harry goes, so where are you? Huh? Oh, well, I'm at my house in Sag Harbor and with my girlfriend's He's like, oh yeah So then Sonia's like, well, you know what? We know you tried to suck face the Ramona. Actually, I saw you. I saw you Whoa, here again. I are just friends, okay?

And she's like, You know, it's not like it's not that I don't like you, Harry. But I can't be around you anymore because you're toxic. I mean, you have sex with a man. And you tried to have sex with Ramona. And Harry says in the middle of this like, No, with Ramona, I wish to a happy birthday, shithead. I was like, is this your way of like enduring yourself

back with Ramona of Sonia? Yeah, it's one of those guys, you know, he's just gross to you and then you just keep calling them back every single time because, you know, like he may be gross with you, but at least he's real. He's not like one of these fake A-holes. He's like, oh my god, they had such a great time.

This was fun. Oh my god, I can imagine our children together and then you never hear from them again. At least Harry's like, yeah, such a friend. And he was fun. You're like, okay, well thanks for being honest. Okay. So Harry of all people tell Sonia, sweetheart, you need to find a nice guy. Well, you wear a nice guy so you cheated it on me and you slap it on my girlfriend And Lwands like oh do I buy that Ramona is friends with lots of guys and doesn't hook up do I buy that she's friends with her in doesn't hook up at all No Do you love that Harry called to kind of break up with Sonia again? Because that's kind of what he was doing right. He was giving you the honey honey. You need to find a nice guy.

Come on. I'm just not for you. And that's why we need to go our separate way. Shut up. You're not like, no, what's coming on to you, Harry? I'm very triggered by people like Harry. Yeah. I also feel like like when Sosunio is like talking to him and he goes, is this this Sonia more going to happen? Talk to him in many years? Something like that. I'm like, don't, no, don't, that's, I hate when people do a tone like that. Like don't, don't like, be smarmy on, like, she has finally agreed to talk to you and you're gonna be smarmy in return and I almost make her feel bad about it. No, Harry do you mean? No. Yeah, so Ramona's trying to, you know, explain herself because you know what he's just a friend Like I have a lot of gay male friends and Harry is a guy friend

What does one have to do with the other like you're just made no sense Yeah, I really didn't so Sonya's like well the only thing to do is Harry's fuck I mean, there's really no other reason to be around Harry, you know and Lea's like gross Okay, let's do Elise Arena. Whoa, wow. Uh, uh, cake. Let's play a game. All right, let's play a game. Let's talk about our worst sexual experience. I'm like, I thought you didn't want to talk about Harry. So everyone's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, I got my worst, okay? All right, I had this great boyfriend in high school and he's like the first man that hit intercourse with Kai.

And he's like, you know what, like I, like he didn't, like I, he didn't wanna have sex. So I had to stuff just, okay? And now, I'm an FIT college, which is fit. Like, how could I not go there, okay? So I'm fit. So, I didn't even know it was fashion until I got there. I said to my girlfriend, where are so many fat people that fit college, okay?

Yeah, well, I'm money back. That's it! Get to the point, Ramona! What? Well, I just wanted another experience of that guy that I can't wait okay, yeah, what? You know what I'm telling you so this new guy I went to his house Okay, and I was like I'm telling you his penis was not even as big as my thumb I go whoa God is punishing me okay God is punishing me cheating on my boyfriend and God is punishing me, okay? God is punishing me, cheating on my boyfriend,

and God is punishing me. And to this day, I still feel that way. I'm like, whoa, God is punishing me for being so ageless and attracting all these men, and poor Mario is scared and too intimidated to come back to me, even though he's in love with me. Because I'm so ageless, he knows that I'm out of his league. God is punishing me, okay?

And right when I was about to climax, I started crying and saying, God, why can't I be Jewish? Okay. Why can't I be Jewish? Are you saying, God, it's me, Ramona, okay? Let me be Jewish and attract big penis men, okay? So Ramona was like, and worse, he came in two seconds. And then he's like, wow, that's rich coming, Ramona's like, and Worse came in two seconds.

And then he's like, wow, that's Rich coming from Ramona. I mean, when I said she could take a big dick, she freaked out on me. And then we see a clip of, I heard you say, you could take a big dick. Did you say that Ramona being like, dick. Not being happy about that. So Sonia's like, oh well, you know, the WAN had an experience that was so, so worse ever she had to spend a lot of time and just to get to the root of it.

So, oh yeah, so I met this man and it's tall, gorgeous. He spoke five languages. He was very sophisticated, X-Cetter-A, X-Cetter-A. What did I say again? So just to re-emphasize, sophisticated, et cetera, et cetera. He loved express so, so sophisticated. I love Luann just bragging about how sophisticated this man is, while also just totally not saying et cetera correctly.

Yeah, et cetera. And I thank you for bringing by my rigatoni and he said, no problem, thanks for the tip. I mean, Door Dash, am I right? Yes, well, we were... I don't want to say we were more than just lovers. Well, we were quite lovers, we were more than just roommates, and almost we were just like postmates. Anyway, except a row of office. After 10 dates, he's not touching me,

and I mean, how much rigatoni can one woman order, you know, so Finally, I Told him about this erotic dream I had when we're at an aspen game. Did she say an aspen game? Something I think she was no she was an aspen skiing Oh, and I'm in we're whispering and I'm in bed touching him and he said ma'am I've left the plastic forts in the bag and I said no no no I will finish this story And then I felt down there nothing was happening and I'm when he's like oh so he was impotent She's like Can you believe it?

Well turned out it was just a table lamp I was caressing. It's not made a lot of sense But still it was a light bulb moment regardless pop was caressing that made a lot of sense but still it was a light bulb moment regardless the rigatoni was hard of him am I right girls turns out I just plunged my hand into a bowl of rigatoni I was like why is this man so hot and soft at the same time and Lee is like I mean I think Lou Ann has like the best sex out of all of us like she's totally a watt moment Oh, yeah, I was just waiting for Leah to catch up to that word so Somebody's like well, let me tell you this is Ebony K Williams and I'm here with the six o'clock news and a special report about my love life I met a chocolate adonis and he was the top of the class

New Orleans was a sexy city. It's a sexy class and it was was sexy weather. More on that coming up after the break. Thanks so much. Oh, and she's like, I didn't even get a preview of what he looked like, but you'll get a preview right after this break. Yeah. Pity's pictures after the break. And we're meant to always have to get a preview, guy.

What you do? Like, how do you know what movie you can see, guy? And Sonny's like, here's what I do. Come on, you stand up. Here's what I do. I dance with the guys and I grab his back. They put my finger up inside of him. Then I smell them. Then I bend and move with stress. Banking him. I grab his ankle. I don't know how this mac will start strangling him. Till he starts spitting out whatever gummy was chewing. You know what I mean? Louis is basically like a vending machine with a Snirker's bar that's dangling on the side and so on just going at it

And if I'm dancing with him and I feel as penis, I don't feel the rise there Then I say forget it. That's a Wells Fargo, man You know the best sex I ever had is the sex I connect with you know and I like when a guy changes it up in the elevator on the plane, we're up against the wall you know that sizzling business on the side just push me off a ledge you know and I'll just like fuck someone in the air before I splat on the cement. I'd love to try that. Yeah but someone you're supposed to be telling us your worst story. Yeah, well, I love it in the elevator, tractors, hot air balloons, alleyways, grocery stores,

circus, circuit city. I though still around. They're better than best by Kovacan Chappell. Sam Goody was a great fuck. Oh, yeah, Sam Goody was a good one. The Wiz. Funeral. Yeah, I once actually fucked the Wiz while watching the Wiz. It was a great experience for everything.

I was like, come on down, come on down. Then I whiz. So it was great. And it was great. Did you know the twist of that movie? You know, it was Richard Pryor all along. Fucked him to you back in the 70s. Car hoods, popsicle stands.

Have I already set the circuit city, girls? One is like, no, say one specific time you had sex, K-Sonia. Oh yeah, well I once fucked a guy at circuit city on a stack of Carmen San Diego games, that was fun. Well I like it at the battle, I'll tell you that much. And Leo's like, yeah, Ramona likes that too. Ramona's like, I like all the sexual positions, okay. This is, this is like Ramona, being Ramona likes that too. Ramona's like, I like all the sexual positions. Okay.

This is, this is like Ramona being Ramona. And like, maybe the reason she gets so triggered is because she just like wants to be doing all this stuff herself and she feels like she can't. So like, I get it, right? Whoa, hey, yeah, guess what? How many people have you showed you and you pressed you, okay?

How many? And silly is like, well, I haven't really shown them out for ya, How many? And and so he was like, well, I haven't really shown them out for ya, because I'm not really feeling it. Well, that's funny, because guess what? I got pasties and she's like shows her, she flashes her brass with her pasties on them already. Yeah, so everybody has to show their boobs now. So Ramona got them all pasties. So Leah runs out of the room to put hers on and and Sony is like oh yeah but I've got it brother oh god I've got food on my bra oh look at that I wore my ugly bra that's too bad so then um they're just like they're putting on the pasties and everything and

and just like talking about their boobs and everything and then Leah comes out to us with the Patey's on and she's sort of like doing a dance and holy shit OMG holy moly whoa you look like an ice goddess okay whoa oh man G-O-M-G-A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-O-P okay oh the center says to me, Street. Fact there, too. That was great.

Oh, it's enough to love the guest. Wow. He's not so imaginary. I'll tell you that much. Talk about someone who doesn't really need to be hard to give you a good time. Turns out Oscar is not that grouchy if you're just getting to his can. So they all dance around and compliment each other's boobs. They have some boo bonding, you know? Yeah, a lot of boo bonding and they're sticking pasties on.

There's dancing. There's a lot of like very strange, weird like pseudo belly dancing. It's kind of like they're kind of like wafting around with their hands up. They kind of look like those seeds that float through the air in the spring time. Just sort of like those like helicopter seeds, just floating around in that room. There we are, great time. So then the next morning everybody's waking up

and some new space, these on her stomach, of course, and then Levin and Evany are waking up. Wow, say it together, Lutney, which is a delicious, almost cheese-like yogurt. Lutney. L love it. Thank you. Thank you. Have it on. Okay. So Lee and Ebony wake up and Ebony's like, I took sleeping pills and I still couldn't sleep. Well, they basically just talk about how much fun everything was last night.

And then the other girls are talking about how much fun and Ramona's like, no, what? Can't believe it. Ebony, but that's right. In with us. Well. So they're all Ebony but fits right in with us. Well, so they're off friends. They're all friends. They could be going to a request run and Ebony is like, what do they say there again when they break the plates? Upa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa, umpa,pa, umpa, umpa, umpa, um think it's, I think it's, I think it's open. So then they get an event for lunch and go to get some Greek music and they go to Calissa and they're transferred to Mekonos for the afternoon. This was sort of sad because they're clearly the only ones in the restaurant and there's

like a DJ, they're at a DJ and a scarf in the corner. I was like, why do I have a DJ here? I know we're supposed to be transported to Mekonos,os, but this is not I've never been to mecanos But based on what I see from all the games who go there around this time of the year This is not it Just like this one DJ in the corner Hampton's mecanos and there's like a little apparel spritz sponsored cart in the corner And most of whoa approl spritz approl spritz. I love approl spritz. Okay, you know what? I'm ready Eddie. I want an approl spritz. I want an apph spritz I love appalruh spritz are okay. I'm ready Eddie. I want an appalruh spritz

I want an appalruh spritz either she starts doing her start doing her hand poking thing You know like Appalruh spritz that's when she's being a DJ when she starts doing her hands like that and then she Start squealing when she sees the fish. Oh my god. Just fish And then luvans like, oh, you're making lamb. I love lamb. I love that this is Luhans through story for the season. Because then they do a flashback of her being like, oh, the lamb car. Oh, Garth, the lamb car. Could you please serve some more car, Kari? Lamb, lamb, lamb, carry. My favorite lamb.

So then Ramona is like, well, you know what? I've like, didn't make a cheese. Here's to girl power, cakes. Whoop, where are you girls? Guy, it's the best Valentine's date I've ever had. And Lee is like, I've never had a good Valentine's Day. I'm like, well, you know, Leah, still is Leah. Yeah, Leah's got a Leah, you know, everyone's like,

this is the best time we've ever had. Leah's like, life is terrible. I hate Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day. They're like, like, quick, you must have had one good Valentine's Day. Like, didn't ever rob, get you something nice. I mean, like, maybe he like bought me something from Chanel or whatever. Whoa, that's nice.

That's nice. It's like Ramona is like trying to make some sort of Valentine's Day miracle happen, where Leah's heart opens up at she experiences the magic of Valentine's Day, so she's trying to make everything, like really trying to sell something like, wow, last year I did get a flat tire. Whoa, a flat tire. Whoa, that's special. You know, because sometimes in life you have to stop, okay, and change your wheels.

That was very special, Leah. You did what a beautiful Valentine's Day for you. I know, because sometimes in life you have to stop, okay, and change your wheels. That was very special, the what a beautiful Valentine's day for you. I know, but really, isn't it funny how Romana does kind of know that she has had a good Valentine's Day, she's just too negative to see it? Because she's like, well, I guess Rob bought me something from Chanel, she's like, well, that's nice, that's a good Valentine's Day.

And she's like, ah, ah, so that Romana takes over. And she's like, okay, it's a Valentine's Day. One of Marios biggest talents is he picks a card and he hand-write some and I save them. And one of my favorite ones said, I can't believe you're just the nanny. You make me feel like such a manny, okay? That's it! I mean, that one I had to read about in page 6, which kind but you got remember the good times okay. You know one of my favorite things I've ever done is I once took one of Mario's Valentine's Day cards and it rolled it up and gave

it a massage it was wonderful but I kind of ruined it at the same time oh well. So then Leo's like oh my god I save cards too. Oh so does Rob give great cards to do you know that shoe box greetings that they're hilarious, okay? I'm sure that yeah, Rob gives me like really good cards to actually like one time he sent a telegram and the one goes oh Singing one singing I might know it. What was his name? No, it's an actual telegram with all the stops. Oh, you mean like the way Ramona talks. I'll be there in five minutes stop I'm gonna I'm gonna wear a nice dress stop. I hope to see you there stop have a happy Valentine's day

Stop basically tell telegrams were Ramona before it was Ramona, right? It's like everyone in the old west was receiving messages from Ramona. Hey, the kid I'm coming to the saloon tonight. Stop. I'll see you there. Stop. We're gonna have a fight. Stop. So Sony is like oh gosh that's why you didn't have a good story. Too many stops in it I guess. And then I was like I mean I think that's great. I'm used to telegram and leaves like don't make me upset. That's very sad. I guess because now she's realizing that she had good Valentine's days all along. And then Luann in an effort to bond was I keep special voice mails.

Like listen to this one, isn't this one beautiful? Dear Luann, this is the pumps, this is the Palm Beach Courthouse you are due to see us in 10 minutes. So special, so special to be wanted. God I love a good voice note if you don't stop calling me I'm going to call the police it's from Liza Manelli. God I love her what a talent. Oh here's another one. Hi Luanne this is from the Miami-Tade County Bureau of Gardens and Parks. And we need to request that you take down the bar wire, you put around the poster on that playhouse, we do need to replace it with a new poster, thank you.

Oh, look at this one. One of the most romantic voice notes I've ever gotten. Come up, baby, do that, Congo! Don't you know I've been any longer? Sorry, that was me singing... uh... Gloria Stefan, sorry. Oh, here's one, I love this one.

This is from a very important person. It's actually just for me. ROW DOWS, I LIVED IT A ROW DOWS. It's an original composition, I... can look forward to that on my next charity single. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapence commercial. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle. And we're the host of Wonder

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That's saying something. And Lueanne's like, Well, I'm detecting melancholy over the good times you had. Tsk. The melancholy, Rader. Come on, baby. Do that melancholy. shake your body, shake your body, melancholy. Almost sounds like cauliflower, wish goes really well with lamb. Well, you know what, I think it means you really loved him, you really wanted to get married to him.

And then he's like, yeah, and like he disappointed me, you know, like it doesn't make him a bad person, okay? Like a lot of things he did was great. You know what? Excuse him. Okay, he's not Excuse him. He did it was wrong. Hold on. He checks my Mario and see if it's gonna be me a bump bitch guy Well, maybe you will marry him someday, right? Because eventually he's gonna realize

there's nothing better out there. The well obviously dried up for you a long time ago and then you'll say, you know what? Let's just share this parquet floor together. Am I right, girls? Am I right? So Lee is like, come on, people are human. Like we have to accept people for who they are.

And so he goes, yeah, I mean, he's a great dad. Yeah, we've grown. And you know, we're just so close. I don't want to start a new life with someone because what's it going to do to Kiki and him and me, you know, I'm giving up love for Rob and Kiki. So she's crying. And we're going to go, well, how old is Kiki now?

12, 14, 8, 7, 7, Kiki. 4 and 3. You tell me you're Kiki. 2, 1. Opa! Opa! 7 4 3 2 1 Opa! Opa! The Lambo! The Lambo!

The Lambo! The Lambo! The Lambo! The Lambo! The Lambo! The Lambo! The Lambo! The Lambo!

The Lambo! The Lambo! The Lambo! The Lambo! The Lambo! The Lambo! The Lambo! The Lambo! The Lambo! The Lambo! The Lambo! NEVER NEED! Anyway, so then we will add, this is what everybody wants to hear for the single person. Okay?

Listen, it's gonna take some time, but I know it's gonna happen. It's right around the corner. Love, don't tell yourself you're not gonna find love. It's right there, right behind you. Right when you just don't know it's coming. It's like, I would rather hear that from someone who found it. You don't want to hear how easy It is catch a fish from the person on the lake like with a broken, you know rod

From the person who had Her her whole not a fair, but her like her whole really shook with Tom and now is just Happy with any man that feeds her lamb curry. Listen happy with any man that feeds her lamb curry. Listen, life takes care of itself. My darling, it really does. Just like contracts with holiday songs, right? It just all sort of works out, doesn't it? Whoa, you know what?

I don't want to talk about Leah crying anymore, okay? This is worse than what Leah talks about for China's, okay? James! James! Guy works, okay? Listen, Zorba, I heard that Greek people people break this guy. I want to break this shit I'm gonna do it all I'm bearing my breasts on breaking He's like well first of all my name is not James its Peter and also

So Greeks throw things to banish evil spirits and make wish for good luck But it's sort of a weird situation because we want you here in this restaurant But we know if we're banishing evil spirits. It's gonna send you away So we kind of are just gonna pretend we're doing this So then they all break plates and they have to say Outwith in with right. It's like the roses and gorn kind of thing They kind of just made I think they kind of made that up right because he was like Leo's like Should I wear a shirt we be wearing goggles he's like no no no no don't worry these break nicely whoa I'm not breaking nicely I'm going crazy I'll go okay wait wait okay out with negative energy in with being ageless. Opa, Kai.

And the man's like, Out with fear in with them. Out with perfection and in with sports. Okay, Chuck, tell us what's going on with the next. And then Sonia's like, I love another circus city. Out with poop, because that's the direction it goes. And in with Venus into my vagina. And she goes, and I want to be free of that house and asset management. asset management. Long moors.

Out with long moors. Who needs them if you don't even have grass? Why don't you even sell them? And in with curtains. Because guess what what I need curtains for my dogs apartment Tows won't do I want curtains and I also want Jane curtain moving Jane curtain you be a great tenant yes Out with multi-culture a living co-efish and in with multi-cultural co-efish that are now ice cubes Out with toilets in with Archie's driveway. So they all scream. Oh, Leah's is just like fuck you haters. I know exactly who I am. Okay, thank you. Thank you. Linda Perry.

Four non-blans like What's going on about? Okay, so next up they're all back home getting ready for dinner their identity swap dinner and Braschon arrives in a Gucci way, you know little pack what he call those Fanny packs Fanny packs. Mm. I like to call it not the identity swap dinner. It's the oh God. Will there be two instances of blackface on this episode dinner? Oh my God. Thankfully, thankfully, look, this is growth. This is growth. Okay. So, uh, Bershon is showing up. And, um, so Luana is going to be Ebony. Ramona is, well, Luana and Ebony are going to be swap each other. Ramona and Lee are going Ebony. Ramona's, while Lowann and Ebony are gonna swap each other, Ramona and Lee are gonna swap,

and Ansonia and Bershon are gonna swap. So, Louann is in her room practicing her Ebony impersonation, so she's like, I'm Ebony K Williams, and I'm, I have a podcast. Well, I pretty much nailed that one. And she picks up on a weird Ebony thing that I've never picked up on.

She's like, well, I'm holding court with Ebony K Williams. Y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all. So y'all y'all, hey y'all. I think this is the first time Looanne's met someone from the South. I was like, can you believe it? They took you and all. I made a one word. Y'all y'all.

Huh? I mean, you would do that. Et cetera. So I'm kind of Marlon Brando the shit out of this identity. So I'm dinner because I really want to understand like the human that is Ramona. Marlon Brando is like, please leave me out of this. So, so Leah, so now Leah goes, yeah, she's gonna do Marlon Brando. And Sonia's like, well, okay, so I gotta be Bershahn. So she's always in those big chunks, she's in trying to walk around in them like there's

stills, and then there's the hat. She's always wearing a hat. And then, you know, she has to put on ton of labels. And then I'm done, then I'm Bershahn. I just want to say that Sonia's final costume she had a hat on I feel like Sonia's final costume was so funny because she didn't to me look like Bershon at all, but she looked like someone we've all met like she looks like someone That's like I did like a like a third cousin that we all have like someone who collects feathers and goes to like Loves the guy who sings

walking in Memphis like oh yeah just wanted to solve a walking Memphis live again oh so good I saw at the playhouse someone to the library afterwards they had a that a walking tour we picked up feathers like you know that like that's that's who she looked like to me she did and she you know Sony is the last person that you want to pick you for anything really like if you're doing secret Santa you don't want to get Sonya you know what I mean like Sonya is last person that you want to pick you for anything really. Like if you're doing secret Santa, you don't want to get Sonya. You know what I mean? Like Sonya is your Santa because you know you're going to get like some brown ice or like just like some old underwear she picked up off the floor and just hands to you.

Like she makes no effort for anything. This is the same. Like her imitation is like, I have a bucket hat. So I'm going to wear that. And that's it. Of her sausage shirt. That's all I'm gonna really make an effort to do. Yeah, so now Ebony is getting dressed into Giovanni and she's gonna do like full cap-rate.

Ebony does have perhaps the easiest costume because LeWen has made herself into her own costume. So she's doing that. Basically to do LeWen, you just dress like Mrs. Peacock at a dinner dinner, you know, murder mystery party. It'll always work. You have to dress just like Burnett Peter is accepting an award in like, you know,

off Broadway somewhere, right? So then, so then, Bersharp, there you move Burnett to off Broadway. Well, I'm not. Well, on the musical group that you did that shit, we'll see how they react. And then, um, so then, there you move burning dead to off Broadway. Well, I'm, I'm, I'm the musical group that you did that shit. We'll see how they react. No, I'm well, first of all, it's just show that Burnett gets awards in all, all walks of life, but also it's not to say that Burnett is really into off Broadway.

I'm just saying, Luan just dresses off Broadway, not Broadway. That's all I'm saying. It's more about the way. Well, see, we'll see you have the gaze on the musical. Facebook feel about that. So Bershon, meanwhile, Bershon is also not very good at this because she doesn't really look at all like Sonya. She's put like some sort of,

she just is like wearing her own clothes and she's going, Sonia Morgan, century 21. I didn't just marry a banker. I'm at the bank, yes, Sonia Morgan, century 21 I didn't use Mario banker. I met the bank. Yeah, Sonia Morgan Sonia Morgan I'm like first on at least put on a want blonde wig or something So then Ramona is practicing in the mirror while Sonia goes ready and she's like well, look me no, hey guys I need some hot cock

With some hot cock, okay, but it's wrong. Don't want to talk some hot cock. With some hot cock, okay. But it's wrong. Don't want to talk about hot cock. She's literally doing an impersonation of kit from Pretty Woman. Hey, hey Vivian. How's it going Vivian? And soon you say, well, I've never heard her say, how cock, I've just heard her say, Ramone if I want to say vagina, I will.

And if I want to say dick, I will, because I've just got it being me. It's like shut up. What? All about cock, cock, cock. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Well, guy. Oh, so ridiculous. So then Ebony and Lear are cracking up at each other's costumes because Lea has like some terrible wig, a little gold dress, and then she's carrying her IV bag of...

Plasma. Yeah, a piano plasma. Yeah. So they're cracking each other up, but they, but she wants to make her plasma look more red because it's clear at first that they go to the kitchen and so the chef puts like some sort of like marriage, you know, juice in there or wine or who knows whatever. And the chef is, her name is Megan and she's like, okay, well now your plasma is gonna take good. And Ebony, of course, is like, you're such a doll of Megan. Thank you, my dear. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. But she's doing it to her microphone because she's carrying around a mic. So she's like you're such a doll, Megan. Thank you, my dear. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. But she's doing it to her microphone

Because she's carrying around a mic. So she's like, thank you. Megan is here Doing us a favor. Thank you dear. Thank you. Thank you, my dear. Thank you. Didn't want to let the season end without calling someone dear Okay So Leah is now like pretending to be Ramona She I mean, she kind of does look like Ramona. Ramona from several seasons ago. She's her pet Ramona's old hairstyle. So she's ordering the club soda with Mint and Lyme during the Ramona order. And you know, Prashana's cracking up. And she's still like, So do Morgan. So do Morgan. So do Morgan.

Yes. I love Ramona trying to teach Sonia how to be Prosron. She goes, this is how you act like brosron. You just go, hey, hey, that's what she sets a box. She says, hey, haven't with their getting the Pino died or whatever. Ebony's like, thank you so much Megan dear. And he goes, yeah, like plasma isn't even actually blood just no no, it's not It's a derivative

I actually speak 15 languages and I'm a nurse So then Luanne comes down the stairs and she goes I'm Ebony K. Williams and I'm holding I'm Ebony K Williams and I'm holding God. But Luanne, basically, she put on glasses, which is funny, because I don't think does Ebony wear glasses? Have we seen Ebony in glasses? No, but Luanne's one of those people who's like, well, she's intelligent, so wear glasses. You know?

Luanne definitely looked like she was playing the role of a hot teacher in an Aerosmith video, right? Like, classes in session, but then she's ripping ripping you know off and like on the desk being like, yes, Tarnic and RIP. So, I'm holding court. Yo yo, yo yo, yo yo, yo yo, yo yo, yo yo, yo yo, yo yo. And then everybody does that sort of like, performative laugh that she does when she goes,

Yeah! Yeah, how have we never made from the Ebony's laugh? I write it down, I think, in every recap, but I just never try to do that. Yeah. I'm like, oh, it kind of feels like, like, look, I can have fun. As I go, it's by this laugh.

Yeah! Hey, did you hear that? Did you read about the view? I'm sure you did, because I know your household loves the view. The view? No, no, we haven't watched the view in like, like almost a year and a half

or two years. You didn't hear the latest, oh, okay. So here's the latest view, God. So the view. Stop watching. Thank God, Megan McCain's out of there. So she's out. And she makes me crazy. So now they're adding a

new conservative host and so they're going to try out the new conservative hosts. And it's like a whole laundry list of people. But one of them is Cameron U-Banks from Southern Charm. Who really? I think might shockingly work out well. I think that's your favorite. I think that's I don't think Cameron U Banks will be able to survive like the joy Bay Harb like so, so what, so what do you say Cameron? What, what, what, like, you don't know, you don't know, you know, last time I checked, you haven't even had to decide today, huh? Huh? I mean, I assume Cameron was. Who cares Cameron? Who fucking cares, okay?

But the other one, one of the other ones is Ebony K Williams. I think Ebony would actually be a quad on there. I think Ebony would, I think the view is a great venue for Ebony. I mean, she can argue her points very, very well and she's probably more intelligent than most of the women on there. No shade, but like, you know, I'm sorry, like Joy Behar doesn't always like, doesn't always like rock me with her, with her epiphanies.

And I think everybody would be really, really good on that show. But is she conservative? I mean, she worked on Fox News, but is she conservative? Yeah, I think that that was the most surprising thing to people. People are like, wait a minute, the conservative seat. What's that about? But it wouldn't really surprise me if she was conservative, because a lot of clips from her from Fox News have been passed around. I've watched a bunch of them, and I'm like, I don't know if a lot of it is just that you're working at Fox, so that's the role you have to take.

But I don't know, it'll be interesting for sure. I'm surprised with Cameron. I never really, I assumed she was, she leaned conservative just because I just assumed, but I didn't think she was conservative to the point where she was going to be like a representative of conservatism on TV like that, like on the view. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, we'll see. But then again, I never thought that bad.

Let's pass it back. I thought she was just the whiny lady on Survivor, but you know, she was the whiny lady on the view. I mean, it's crazy how people change. Okay. So back to the show. So Leah's like, oh my god, Ramono looks fucking hot. And he's like, I don't chew my gum like that. Kills Ramono's like, hi. Cock. Hey, can I order some cock?

Yeah, cock. Whoa, wow, I'm so slutty. I've never had a good Valentine's Day. Cock, clock. Whoa, wow, I'm so slutty. I've never had a good Valentine's Day. Clock, clock. So, um, Romanoca, don't comment about how hot I look, okay? I am who I am. Bitch, I own it, okay? Bitch. And Luans, like Ramona, Pino Plasma.

I love that. Y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, Southern, Pino plasma. I love that. Y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all southern y'all. Oh, so then Ramona's like, you know what? I'm amused by what they did for me, okay? You know what? I don't wear those kind of dresses though, but she just couldn't help herself. She started to be a slut even when she was being me. Guy.

So then Sonia comes lumbering down the stairs last, and they're like, oh, and she's like, Hey, I'm version. Yes. Yes. Okay. Yes. And version. I'm like, this is Sonia by Sonia Morgan. It's under 200 darling. And they're cracking up. And Sonia's like, well, I think she nailed me. You know, what I like about her from the beginning is that she's really a listener, okay? So as much as we had conflict, she gets me. She gets me. Yeah, so they're just sorry. I was just taking a big swig of coffee.

So it's just like more like antics. They're like, ah, they're just like all happy and they're just like laughing and And they're like, oh, they're just like all happy. And they're just like laughing. And he is like, turn all time. Whoa, school turtle time. I want some cock. I want some cock. So then,

Ramona goes up to the bar to get a drink. And there's a bartender. And she goes, what? I just want to drink. I guess a double. You know what? I don't even know.

Just pour it. Cause she doesn't know what Leah drinks. So he goes, hey, you look fabulous. You look great tonight. Just don't you know just pour it because she does I guess she doesn't know what Leah drinks So he goes hey you look fabulous you look great tonight. Just don't you know who I am? And he goes Ramona and she's like no I mean costume okay, you like it. I guess met Mike long hair Side boots Big takeaway from the night so So then lia's then pretending to be like super vile to the help. She's like, get me a drink. Just get me a drink. Get me a drink. Uh, um, and then he's just the help to me.

And they all start cracking up. And Bershon goes, um, excuse me, Bershon. Oh, uh, excuse me, Bershon. I'm Sonia Morgan. Sonia by Sonia Morgan. I'm,'m on your collection is $10. And so on your goes, yeah, well, that's because you went bankrupt. And then Ramona starts getting into, she's doing Leah, but she's also just complimenting herself. She's like, you know what, cock, cock, cock, you know what? Ramona always wants to teach me the ropes

because she's like my older sister. She's like my big older sister who has so much wisdom. She's so ageless, okay, and she's a wonderful daughter who's almost like a best friend. I've so much to learn from Ramona, okay? That's just me, Leah talking, okay, from the heart. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, no, no, no, no, it's Lou. It's Lou. She goes oh right Lou So then she's like Sonia, you're always fucking it up. Sonia But yes, I am gonna sing okay. You know what I heard I heard it was Ramona singers birthday come here. You'll bitch you I mean

That was really good. I was so happy that they cheated that not like money camp by your class And so they do like a side by side of everybody singing and then like all the times the past where Luana is broken into happy birthday And the one is just like laughing. Ha ha Yoyo yoyo yoyo yoyo. I'm impressed you got through all the lyrics. Wow She's like ladies listen. That's just a preview the full show is coming this fall Can't wait to see you especially you sonia Morgan and bitch don't ask me for money Yeah, so now they all um sit down for dinner and Luann goes time for dinner y'all y'all y'all everyone notice that cuz she said y'all one time y'all y'all y'all

Y'all, y'all, everyone know what it's not, cause she said y'all one time, y'all, y'all, y'all. So now they're gonna have a question and answer session where they've, I guess, Luann has come up with questions, but they're not gonna do voices or limitations. They're just gonna, like, roleplay basically to understand the other person better, right? So Leah has to do Ramona still. So she's like, I'm not gonna do a voice,

but like, if the New York Times would write a story about me, Ramona, like what would it be? And we're gonna go, oh, you know what, they did already, okay? And that's me, Leah Singh, that's so press, okay? What is someone who loves cock and chewing gum in terrible clothes and long hair and side poop? Just wanna say how impressed I am? Bye, Ramona, okay?

They wrote a story it was called who was the best biggest sister to a lost cause like Leah Okay, and it was all about me So Leo was actually really nice. She's like I would like them to write that I built like an incredible life And I started my own business and I married the amount of my dreams and I had a daughter And I wasn't an apartment and this is the point right here. This is what we're doing. This is the point. Bringing it together. The only thing that could make this moment more special would be some lamb. Lamb please. So I don't care what the haters say. I support other women and remember because oh my god wait are you kidding me the old man you actually kidding me like Leah you get me the old like you really get me and she's

like huggy. Then the rest of the episode Ramona just hugs Leah too much it becomes okay okay she's gonna hit you in a minute but you need to back off now you're smothering her. You finally see that I'm just a charitable giving person who is shunned by the Jews. Okay, I'm so glad you finally see that. Oh God. So they hug. And then Leah is like, you know what? Just because we have our differences doesn't mean I can't see good things about her. I mean, yes, she shits on the floor, but she also has toilet paper in her house. And I need to remember that. So then Ebony is up next and her question as Luann is, when it comes to singing, dancing and acting, would you consider yourself a triple threat? Why? And please demonstrate. Well, yes, I absolutely am a triple threat, because I am going to assault you with singing, dancing

and acting. And you will, you will never like it after that. So yes, that is a bit of a threat. Listen, I made it be no barber strising and... Hark, hack. And you know I... I may not have, I may not be a saviour and go over. Never heard of him. And you know, I may not be a marital street.

Who's she? I'm not familiar. But you know what? I believe in entertainment value. Damn straight. And in this moment, I bring people laughter, tons of laughter. Y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all. And I'm not a stand-up comedian. I'm no, I'm no Jerry Seinfeld. Not familiar still, but I'm quite funny. So I'm a triple threat. I'm no, I'm no Jerry Seinfeld. Uh, not familiar still, but I'm quite funny.

So I'm, I'm a triple threat. I'm a triple threat. Wow, well, you know, I've come a long way with Ebony. It's really nice to see her being so positive. Ebony, that was amazing. You know, and I'd like to say I'm sorry to whoever, Ferrell Preep is or whoever you may have. Ferrell Preep. See, do you mentioned. Feral preep.

See, do you see that? Mac Piccari. You don't have a cabaret, feral. So then sony is like, you know what? My question, I'm being a Ebony, I mean, I'm being Prishan right now. Who needs the most help? And that's a big question, even for a life coach like me.

So let me give you two minutes of life coaching You're all grandmas and clowns This one being the young one here and we was like I was supposed to be a remuner. She's oh, yeah Okay, then you the old the old one is supposed to be Leah you miss side-b. You have the most amazing potential to you. I mean, why do you think you are? Who do you think you are with these old bitches who have all this wisdom? You're special. You're special And Prashan's like, Bashan, you're so good. So So then Prashan

Has to ask a question as Sonya to herself and it's the question is Why do you think you have such a hard time? Let it go of the past and it's so shady who asked that is the question Why are you so mean to Luan? so Sonya's like us well, but I don't think you're in the past Sonya. You're in the moment Hey, I live in the moment is like well, I had a life I had a life of yachts and I'm a new person, I'm really about relationships. I'm really about friendships. Relationships. I'm really about friendships.

I'm really about friendships. I'm really about friendships. I'm really about friendships. Relationships. I'm really about friendships. I'm really about friendships. I'm really about friendships. I'm really about friendships.

I'm really about friendships. I'm really about friendships. I'm really about friendship, Ramona, you're my sister. I really love you. And sometimes you put a lot of people before me and guess who else you're back, me, and sometimes you put everyone in front of me. So therefore, I wish that the only person you put in front of me is Bershon because she's such a great life coach and she's so wonderful. And that's someone I would really appreciate to be on this show as a full-time cast member. Yeah so they hug and then we're gonna go why do I, Leah, side boob with terrible hair and gum in a throat, like to talk about launching this all the time you know what and here's what I say

you know what it's not all the time okay you went sex happens? And you know what if I want my ass hooked through this and that or if I'm on some traffic cone or if you know what if I just want to be a Basic stupid slut. Let me do me Thanks Thanks for really distilling my personality down to anal sex things. And my man's like, well, what about embarrassing Ramona all the time? How do you feel about that? It's like, you know, what Ramona? Get a life and she stands up and starts throwing flowers

under her head like the Ravioli. It's like, set me, get a fucking life with your pure and bullshit guy. Yeah, and Leo gets under the table, which is a call back to Leo was cowering under the table in the Port Rhode Island last season. So now it's time for Ramona and Sonia were under the table. I think that's what I meant. Yeah, that's what I meant. So then Luanne, um, now it's Luanne's turn to ask herself a question as Ebony. She goes, here's the thing.

Queens. Why do you refer? Why do I refer to myself as as Ebony K Williams and who is your alter ego? Well Everyone I know you look very scared that I'm gonna say something problematic, but don't worry. Here comes my speech First of all I have worked hard all my life To be an achiever to get to where I am and I've trampled over beauty queens Yes, and to get to where I have to envision myself to go to where I am and I will take no shit from you girls or anyone else for that matter because I am Ebony K Williams and cheers to Ebony K Williams a not capare star

Ebony laughing and so Ebony liked it she's like you know what she's right I am very proud of weather and I am very proud of sports. Equally, as proud I am of my co-anchors here. And I would just like to say that I loved it. Luanne has leaned into that. She's made me sexier than I am. She did a hell of a job. And we're going to find out how this all concludes right after this.

Y'all, y'all, y'all. So now that Leo's getting out of costume and everything and we're almost like, you know what, when you first introduced this idea of the win, I was like, are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? But it actually was kind of fun. Sort of like what I imagine your wedding was like,

except I was never invited, okay? So you know what, we've had so many parties Audrey happen Bubies, but identity swap now this was the bomb Sorry am I confusing you with my very up-to-date slang the bomb means good means good So so we've get the end credits now right the end cards and the way and shows re-opening in the fall Okay, and she's got her new venture ready to go non-alcoholic rosé And Ramona tells us you know what I'm really happy right now because I'm with the women who matter the most to me in my head Okay, but they weren't invited so I'm with these bitches instead, okay? Other than my daughter. And I have a new career path in real estate, and I think the five of us

are finally in a good place as evidence by the fact that we filmed our reunion so ahead of time, right? So I really hope it stays this way, okay? So Ramona is a real estate salesman now, and she used her savvy to buy a place in Florida next to Harry, too, but mm-hmm. And then Ebony talks about how, you know, she could have given up. She could have given up on so many things like the quest for her dad or the quest to find out which blender is the best one the consumer report coming up after this, but she kept going. I could have given up so many things the apartment that the rich guy I was gonna marry. Gonna marry left me or my dad or I forgot really pretty much everything else, but I'm still fantastic. Thank you for watching.

We'll be back tomorrow night. Yeah. So while Ebony is in constant contact with her newly discovered half-sisters, she has yet to meet her dad. She's actively dating with the help of a matchmaker and in hopes of adding to the family tree dear Dear and Sonia is Sonia tells us that I've opened my eyes to what makes Sonia happier. Oh, yeah, because all the rest of your life has been spent Just worrying about everybody else It's alcohol about everybody else. It's alcohol. Finally, it's time to think about Sonya.

Yeah. So she's learned some things about herself that needs to change. Doesn't mean she's actually going to act on them, but she's learned some things. So, so Nia's path to happiness are with renting the townhouse for two years and continue to do with the creation of her own comedy, cap or less, debuting in New York City this fall. Dun, dun. Stealing Cheetah Brand Cheetah Brand Cheetah Brand Cheetah Brand. So then Leo's like, I've learned so much about myself.

Like I really feel like a genuine, genuine bond with these women. And it's like been amazing going through this year with them. And so we find out that she is finalizing her Judaism thing, her Judaism path. And Kiki is going to a top all girls school. Much to bunny's delight, who would have ever thought? So then Leah gets on to the mic and she starts doing the speech. And she's like, you know what? Last year has was like the most fucked up. I like beautiful intense time of my life. And

they're like political issues and racial issues and a pandemic happening and everyone starts going well said well said like she just said pandemic racial issues and political issues well said well said you know what you didn't mention the part and then you're close to that must have been hard to okay well said well said so then Leo's like well, I think we embodied something about our fucking country that like our Fuck country could take some notes from in terms of like listening to each other and having like the time like how we have like different beliefs and like values And we still like figured it out and like we magical exist and like we managed to find something like we love about each other Well said well said which is Ramones wave saying like I want listening not listening well said Well said, which is Ramones web saying like, I want to listen, not listening. Well said.

Yep, and that's pretty much it, everyone's like, wow, that was greatly a lea for mayor, which at this point you just never fucking know, the world is so crazy, you know. I know. Could be Barbara. Could be Barbara also, by the way, I don't think the country is to take notes from real housewives of New York. I know, you spent the whole season calling each other stupid bitches and shitting on the floor. Okay. We're already doing enough of that in America. Yeah. No, this is you guys are not role models. Okay. You're roll away models.

Well, that was fun. Everybody. I mean, you know, still, I know that we're kind of in the minority by still loving ground. Housewives of New York at this point. I do. I do. Because nothing makes me like these recaps are still my favorite that we're kind of in the minority by still loving a lot of us of New York at this point, but I do. I do. Because nothing makes me like, these recaps are still my favorite that we ever do. It's just, it's so funny and so great. It's not as amazing as season goes others,

but we're going to look back on it someday and we're going to laugh at the good stuff because there was a lot of good stuff. Yeah. And in terms of the reunion, we don't know when the reunion is. Or if we just don't know, guys, we don't know. And next week actually looks kind of funny. It's like a secret reveal,

but it's not called secret reveal. It's like, yeah, they repranded it. As it is, it's like dot dot dot. And that has it. It could have or something. Right. What's it called? And that happened,

which is annoying. You have something like that. It's a play on that really annoying Facebook thing when people post a status that says, so that just happened. But they couldn't even get that right. And that happened. I'll say. All right.

All right, everybody. Love, yeah. Puehler is not woken up this entire time. I'm looking back there. If you want to watch that, you got up at one point. You got up at one point. You were doing like a rant of something you were like, whoa, cock, cock. And if you were like, poked up like, what? All right, everybody. Well, this was a crap and it's on demand. So if you want those,

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