Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Ghost Hissperer

Episode Date: July 22, 2021

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Hey, Prime members, you can listen to watch what crap ends at free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chaz and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. But when people are running around, kids will happen to spend so much time in the back-ends. Well, hello. Welcome to Watch With Crapers. The podcast for all that crap we just love to talk about on Yo-Props.

I'm Ronny Caram, guess who's with me? He's then smart. His peloton that he writes a lot writes about it. His name is Ben Mandelker. Hello, Mr. Ben Mandelker. How are you? Hi, hi, Ronnie. Thank you so much for plugging the Peloton thing

because I was gonna do it myself. I still will. If you're a Peloton person, I just wrote another article about stretching. I took three stretching classes on Peloton and I wrote about it for the dip. So go check that out. I put a link to it.

I just added a link to link in my biosection on my Instagram. I feel very cool. So now you can click and you can see like the article and things like that. So wow. Yeah, you're like professional. Yeah, professional. Professional stretcher. That's so cool. Professional peloton. Yeah, one of the stretching classes I took was a Disney stretching class, which I did not realize it was, because who would have ever thought there could be such a thing as a Disney stretch?

And it was literally the most bizarre thing. It's like you're stretching to colors of the wind. It doesn't even make sense. And I'm trying not to laugh laugh because how can you take any sort of form of exercise seriously? Well, Vanessa Williams is like crescendoing in the background. Like, have you ever seen the world cry to the blue corner? And I'm like grabbing my quads.

I'm like, this is not match my experience right now. I know, but I have a feeling you're not the first guy to be bending over during colors of the wind blowing. That's probably true. I'm sure many an ankle has been grabbed during that song. Just something so sexy about it. Just around the river. Well everybody, welcome today is Real Housewives of York Day. We're still in Salem. It's very scary, very scary town with these ladies in it. And some shikos down.

Wow. Shikos down. And by the way, this is also crap in on demand. So you can also watch us right now. Ronnie is wearing a lovely shade of green. I'm wearing blue and white stripes. So that's for sets. I'm wearing my favorite shirt that says stay cool. Oh, you've heard that the cutest t-shirts. Yes,

David. No, what? You were like two days ago, some of your wearing something really cute, but you always have the most adorable shirts. That's what happens when you gain weight. You start like getting things on your shirt and then all my like dress shirts are like patterned with flowers now. I'm like, ah, maybe I've gained some weight, but now I wear a gardenia pattern. So take that world. It's a great trade off. You never know when you're going to come across someone really hot and out of your league who just happens to have like a patterned shirt fetish, you know.

Plus you know, like in like an adorable pigeon always covers up problem areas, I find. So that's what's also nice about them, you know? Yeah, people are too busy thinking, what the fuck is he wearing to think? Oh my God, has he gained weight? I've got to trick the mind. I've invested in a lot of stripy t-shirts

to cover up some of my man lumps. And it's great, but now I look like a kid at all times. Yeah. So anyway, real house was a New York. I got Ronnie. I love this episode. I have to say I loved this episode. I loved the last episode.

And I know a lot of ink has been spilled about how the season isn't like. Oh god, it's over. It's boring. I don't know. I really, I was, I really thought it was a great episode. This week. People don't appreciate anything, all right? From a real floor.

And that was just last week. Sonya's losing her mind. We have Bryshan, who's now going to lose her mind right back in Sonya's face. It's like the first time somebody looks in a mirror, you know? And they're like, what? Where the first time you see a video of yourself

and you're like, I look like that. That's me. Yes, that's you. Okay. I would talk a lot of the issues the seasons had to COVID and probably just the difficulty of filming something like this in New York City. Because once the women get away and they're like,

with each other, the show really opens up. So, you know, No it does, but on a negative note, you know, the story like, there's still not really helping them. So it's like, okay, we're having fun. Let's have an intervention now. We're having fun. Let's talk about a dead grandmother now.

But we're having fun. Let's fight about it. It's like, geez, you guys went from fighting about like the racial politics into or not fighting about it, but resisting it into The dead grandmother's into It's already COVID, okay, just stop Well, the intervention I didn't mind because it was just like a perfectly rony intervention, which is sloppy Disorganized and totally ineffective. So that was fine and me. And at a bar, which is very real house, that's a New York. A haunted bar.

It was like there were ghosts that were intervening too. So I didn't mind that. And I actually, I actually cannot believe how emotionally invested. I got into that stupid sayons. So like to me, it was, I don't know, I feel like I know there are a lot of people who've already given up. And it's hard to win back people after they've given up, but I just don't think it's worth giving up on, to be honest.

I think it's just fine. Okay. Well, everybody, I'm opening a soda. I forgot to do it before, so everybody listens. Oh, yeah. Yeah, what kind of soda can we see? It's a crisp and clean, big swig, big watermelon and mint. It's bright and balanced.

Can I ask you, how do they make these things? Because they say there's no sweeteners, there's no calories, there's no sodium, there's nothing, it's nothing, like look, it says nothing. There's nothing in here, the ingredients, they say nothing. How do you make that? It tastes like watermelon.

Is there actually any liquid in there? There's liquid in here, okay? That was a taste test. It's so funny, because I don't know if you heard me, when you said, how did they make these things, I literally thought you were talking about the can. Like, how do they make it? Well, there's another thing, that's for another,

that's for another day You feel like educating me. We can go into like the can process because it's confusing. It made it. We should just start a, we should start another podcast called, how things don't work. And then we just like come up with how things are made. But it's like based on nothing.

Like, oh, well, cans. Okay, well, obviously I can, you know, first, you gotta go to a mine, you gotta, you gotta get some aluminum, and then what you do is, you bring the aluminum to a factory, and what they do is they super heat it, and then they sit down on it, and they let it sit there for three days,

we just go through the whole process. You know, as I'm describing this. I'm just gonna move the trip. Where's the metal seemed? I don't feel any seemed. I mean, maybe here up at the top, like where's the, where's the metal seemed? I don't feel any seemed. I mean, maybe here up at the top, but there was like no side seems. And I'm not even stoned. Okay, let's just get into this. Nobody needs to be thinking about how a can is.

Can. How's a can made? Well, the only need to be concentrating on is how is Sonya even still upright? I think that's what I'm going to concentrate on for the rest of the hour. Ronnie, let's play a new game called what household item is Sonya? Is Sonya a pencil sharpener? No. Is she an aluminum can? Is she is she an aluminum can? No, is she a doormat? Is she a doormat? Is the toilet paper that's put on the wrong way, you know, so that when you put your hand

on, then it suddenly all unravels onto the floor and you're like, damn it, I need this toilet paper, but God, it's frustrating. But then after you peep, you're so grateful to have it, you know? That's I think what she is and it stops up all the water but like Really poorly, you know, like if you spill something on the ground it'll stop it up But like not as well as a paper towel because the toilet paper is liver is shot So yeah, it really doesn't take much to get through it. Are you implying that she's just like a single ply toilet paper? Because that's kind of sad. She's not a bad fat. I think she's too polite. Well, even too polite, you know,

it's just not built to take that much liquid. You know, you can only put so much liquid into it before it's already overflowing, you know. Well, either way, one thing that she definitely is not is a door mat. And we know that because the episode opens with her going, I'm not a door mat! Okay, I will kill Ramona, bring this girl to this group. Oh, Lea, you're smart bitch. Why would a remote bring this girl to this group? She's like a

psycho. I'm not a drama. Yeah, I'm still team brashan in this whole fight. Asonia acted completely insane last week and was a total ass and all the ladies were really to brashan who just said you're boring and you're acting like a bunch of grandmas and guess what? She was absolutely correct in that assessed. Yeah. Okay. So then they freaked out. I was a little shocked because you know, on the internet, there's, you know, Instagram is always these polls going up and who's how do you want? And so many people

were anti brachan, they were, It was like, it was not even a question, you know, like, personally, any, any poll where it was like, does Bershon have a point? It was like 97%. No, everyone was so mean to Bershon. And I'm sorry, we love Sonia Morgan. Sonia Morgan is amazing. She is, she might be a front runner for Brabo Liberty of the year. But I'm sorry. Like, Bershon held her own and she deserves some credit, you know. She is, she might be a front runner for Bravo Liberty of the year, but I'm sorry. Like, Bershon held her own and she deserves some credit. You know, she came onto this, she came onto this season and galvanized it as far as I'm concerned. I think so too. She brought it back to life.

And also people, I think that it's kind of what the ladies were doing when they freaked out and started getting so offended and yelling at Bershon. It's the, you don't want someone else yelling at your friends. You know, like you can do it, but you don't want anyone else doing it. And I guess they thought it was too soon or whatever. But I'm guessing that was the reaction, because I think on any other season, it's like, of course, she's correct. Yeah.

You're all acting so bad. And also, it's everything that everybody, everything that brishan said is what the internet has been saying this entire season. Yes. You know, so, you know, you just can't win. You just can't win. So, yeah, Sonya is like blaming Leah. Like, how could you be this girl into that group?

And the Ramona is having a side conversation with Bryson. And she's like, you know, what? It doesn't do any good to push a button, Sky. She's like, she's like, tellth though. You know, you just don't press buttons, it just doesn't work, guy. It's like that's actually... No, what? It's like when I go into an elevator, okay? You don't want to press a button, okay? Because if you press a button, that's one last chance for a man to come into an elevator and say, excuse me, ma'am, what floor? And you can go, whoa, whoa, whoa,, whatever Floor, you're going to okay, you don't want a lose of thirding chance,

okay, Bristol on. Ramona probably does push every button on the elevator just for that reason, just so she could stop at each floor and kind of look at, look around. See, there's a man, I don't need handsome gentleman on this Floor, okay. And Bristol, I'm like, okay,

but you guys have to get put a hold on her, right? Sony is still yelling over on the other side of the room going I was trying to save her I was trying to save her And Luanne's like well at this point it's Ramona's job to reel in this woman Because she's obviously not clicking with the group. It's Ramona a job to forget what to do with her now good luck now Know what she's very fragile okay. She's broken man She's broken man, okay, we're not trying to push over the edge to don't push her off at Then Leah did I get this right did I miss here this she goes good night?

I'm gonna go free bleed in my room. That's what I wrote. Was that some sort of lady experience? I'm assuming so. I'm guessing. I'm guessing, I don't know. I was gonna ask you. So I think that we both don't know

means it's none of our business. Okay, that's what I've learned on this show. If we both don't know about something, it's just none of our damn business, okay. Free bleed, the original version, that's what Leonard of our damn business, okay? Freebleed. The original version, that's what Leonard Skinner had originally called that song, Freebleed. So Vershon is like, I think you guys, baby her. I really do.

I really think you baby her. And she's like, what? We all, okay? Vershon, she's not strong. Like you and me, okay? She's not. She can't even press an elevator button, okay? Please recognize that.

I'm telling you, as a woman who I know I know is a warrior who sports other women, okay? Warriors support warriors who are also women and those women who are warriors of what warrior women, okay? Support Zena the boy princess And she's like first on I think has the same question I have which is I do support women But why do we have to accept? And I love that she's committing to her whole zombie thing for some yeah First I love This is my bf for 30 years Kai. I'm not gonna say oh, I'm not gonna be with you because you're having a breakdown

Okay, you know what? Boshan is an intelligent woman. She does have a point as an outsider looking in. She wants to know why we're using kick gloves, okay? And I agree, but you know what? You know what? She's a friend for a long time and it makes us look better when she uses a disaster, okay? So then the ladies are up in Leia's room.

And Sonya said, You know what, I just need to have some time with you. Can I just have one second? I just need to talk about the townhouse and how I got it and how I lost it. And because you know that's what the conversation's gonna be. Listen, I have been an artist for years. I've been in films.

I know John John. You know, let me tell you about the time about the townhouse. So she's like, okay. I feel John John in the wigwam, okay? Just run out there and pioneer village, okay? That used to be mine. So Ramona's like, whoa, to Bershant,

you threw a fireball? You just need to fix it. And Bershant's like, a fireball was needed, which I like, brashan's not backing down. So no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I'm done. Okay. I gave all the black extra credit points. I could. And I didn't want her to be in the situation, but I learned with this group, you've got to listen. Okay. And you've got to learn. And I was like, wow, weren't those the lessons you were trying to teach? Right. And that's what happens. You know, you actually come in with this group with something to teach and you're the one who has to learn. It's like, they're fucking crazy. and you just have to learn to stay out of their way.

Yeah, Ebony says that basically, Bershon should ask questions like it's the first day of second grade, which I like that they all have to regress a second grade to have like basic communication with each other. So then, uh, Bershon said, how it works. Yeah, you start like a little wrinkly thing and you end up a little wrinkly thing. You know, you go through all the grades, you get older and then you start getting really older and you start becoming a baby again I know that you plan chat is taking care of you and you're like, oh my god I love New Orleans and you're just like when is my Brad Pitt age

You're thinking why did I waste so much time in my life on a boat? No one cared about that part of my life So then, Persona is like, Persona is like, she's like, you know, I think you guys just, you know, fresh pair of eyes. Maybe I'm just a fresh pair of eyes. And I tell it like it is. That's what I did. So for instance, you know, my favorite way to tell like it is, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's, like it is.

I mean, that is how Sonia was being. And Sonia keeps getting up in her face and stuff. So then it's 10.48 in the morning. And Sonia's just snoring and bad. Yeah. And then we see Ramona. What? I was just gonna say, when we see it's the morning, I was like, gosh, I thought I saw on the trailer. there's a fight.

Are you being to tell me that son is going to get wasted again tonight and then have the fight? So we're do for another drunken moment. That's what what's going through my mind at this point of the show. Yeah. So we see her snoring and then we see Ramona in her room doing a workout on the phone and the guy's like, okay, grab those weights. You know what?

I didn't bring weights. Okay. So she just starts lifting Pelagrino bottles. Okay, grab those weights. You know what? I didn't bring weights, Kay. Especially just starts lifting Peligrino bottles. It is truly like the most rich white lady, exercise routine I've ever seen. Just a Peligrino like shoulder press. Yeah, whoa. This is how I think, Ageless Kay.

So then Leah calls Luanne in her room. And she's like, I'm not sure if you heard about Bershon and Sonia gotten to a physical altercation last night. Oh, no. Well, when I left and got the girls to go to bed, I thought she went to bed. No, because Bershon came down to get a melatonin and then they went at it.

I was like, okay, so you're kind of at fault for this. Why would you do that? Why would you say come to my room right now with Sonia in here to get a melatonin? Your fault. Thank you. Your fault, stirrer. So now we see a flashback of the early,

some of them, they're just there in the room and Bershon's just talking to Leah. I'm like, you know, I'm not kept in the box. Like, you can't tell me I can't speak. You know what I'm saying? And then Sonia just walks, Sonia's wasted and walks over and goes, I can't even talk to her. I tried to ask her about labels.

I can't even talk to her. And she's just like sloppy in her face, right? And Bershawn goes, I love, she's, Bershawn's like smiling in a good mood. She's like, I love her. I love her. But like, you know, you're drunk. That's for sure. You're drunk. She says something like that. I love you. But you're, what did you just say to me? What? I love you. I said, I love you. I said, I love you. Did you say drunk? What did you say? Sonya, stop it. Sonya, stop it. Stop it. I don't even doubt you. You don't need to be talking about me. My way, and Sonya is also brandishing this

like Nathaniel Hawthorne mug. I just love that there's like the little face of Nathaniel Hawthorne. Like this is his legacy ultimately's gonna be swirled around in a drunken fight on Real House on the New York. So she's just like a swirling Hawthorne space around. And then the way Lee is telling the story is such bullshit too. Because Lee is like, and then Sonia was like, I mean, I'm a real person. And then we cut to how it happened. So, and you're like, I'm a real person. I'm a real person. She just don't you come into my life and tell me who I am. And she has her finger right in Bershaw's face. And Bershaw goes, finally, Bershaw's like, okay, I'm going to really stand up for myself. And she's like, Sonia, get your fucking hand out of my face. And then they have a finger fight where they're both like

They're like they're like having almost like finger fencing, you know They're like not they're really not actually laying hands on each other nor are they getting incredibly violent But they're like finger their fingers are right in their in their eyes, you know, yes And Leah gets in between them and she's like, please my nose job Leah gets in between them and she's like, please, my nose job. I have to be careful. She's like, guys, look out for my nose job as I insert my cell between the two of you. So that's when Sonia starts freaking out

because she's being held back. So she starts doing the like grabbing at versioning. And then the producers come in and kind of pull her back and she's grabbing version, you know, so, Sonia, sorry, again, Sonia's at fault. So she's a dig shawnt, you know, so, so, yes, sorry, again, so news at fault. So she's a digressor here, I'm sorry. Yes, and so she, the producers make her cut it out and so she hits the fire extinguisher case and then the glass breaks.

Yeah, because Leo's like, and then so, and yet broke the entire fire extinguisher glass and the man goes, oh my god. So then we see that. Shattered it. Shattered. Shattered. Sort of like my debut in Cabaret when Dorenda kept yelling, Javani, Javani. Shattered the entire evening, am I right? Sort of like the glass ceiling when I released Sheik's a Levine, am I right? Sort of like just an ordinary glass door when I accidentally walked through it with my sequined hat and it just shattered on on site both the hat and the door.

And so brachan's yelling, God, she's taking the shit too far. And Lee is said, yeah. And then, you know, brachan said something about son you being drunk. And I was like, don't say that. She's intoxicated right now. And the one's like, not when she's drunk. Never when she's drunk. Oh, really?

The way I really thank you. Oh, really? I really think up on this one. I knew it. Just for a durenda on this one. Yeah, listen, I always defended Luan in that scene in Columbia when Luan said, oh, look, she's turning.

She's starting. She's turning. I always said that was like, I actually defended Luan on that one. But don't all of us be like, well, never tell. Don't ever ridicule a drunk person while they're drunk. Now, do you ever do that? I would say that instead of being a hypocrite, she's learned to lesson, but this is housewives

and that doesn't happen. So I'm not going to go with that. So Lea and Luanne agree that this is too soon for Bershon to be calling Sonia drunk. Yes, you have to be seasoned. You have to be seasoned to call Sonia drunk. Hey, maybe we can do it later. Yeah, exactly.

So then we just cut to Bershon, who's just in her room doing like jumping jacks, when Bershon, you're amazing. Bershon, you're beautiful. Sean, you support, you inspire, you empower. Woo! Sorry. Thought I was gonna do a Sonya impersonation.

How can people be having a problem with her? I was cracking up, I watched that 10 times. She's great. I made it clear. I heard it. So then Sonia is, you know, just hungover as hell. And so she's like, I need to grab some coffee. My face isn't awake.

And so, Lua Lua. Lua Ann goes to Liyas room and this is how Lua Ann knocks on the door. Oh my God, I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. Like, I got mad even hearing, I got so frustrated. Who knocks like that? Listen, I just need kill you. I'm gonna kill you. Like I got mad even hearing, I got so frustrated. Who knocked like that? This and I just need a beat.

So, you know, my favorite way to knock on the door is just act like a metronome and knock. So, yeah, so she walks in and Lee goes, and then I go, dude. Dude. Yeah. Dude. Was not so hip of me to say, dude, just someone saying, dude.

And then they show close up of the fire extinguisher Dude, yeah, was that so hip of me to say dude to someone saying dude? Uh-huh. And then they show close up of the fire extinguisers. Luan comes in to tell us how dramatic the scene is about to be. So Luan's like, well, so Bashan, of course, that are off. Of course he did. Which is bullshit because that's actually not what happened. Yeah, and Lee, I think Bashan was taunting her. I'm sorry, but this is...

Sorry, but that doesn't work. If you've got so much of a fucking problem that anybody's saying the wrong words to you is gonna make you get like that, then you're the problem. Sorry. And this is coming from a drunk. Okay.

This is coming from someone who's been in a lot of these situations as the person with the problem. Okay. Thanks. So, Luangos, well, Vershon, clearly doesn't know her because that wasn't the time to talk to Sonia about anything. Am I right, girls? Here's the time when you talk to Sonia. You get a real drunk and then you know what you talk to her about? You talk to her about how she's worthless and won't be in your cabaret

Exactly So then Leah's like I wonder if Sony is gonna say anything She probably doesn't even remember anything. Okay, so when someone's that shit face You just have to sit there and let them get in your face spit in your face and scream at you as long as they want to Okay, new rule got it So then Luanne kind of changes because she's like, well, I don't care how wasted you are. There's no excuse for that kind of behavior. I mean, I'm worried for her. I want her to get better. Yes. So then Ramona joins up and leaves like Hermona. So there was like a physical altercation last night and like Sonia broke

a hydrant glass, fire, and, whatever, fire extinguisher glass. She did damage to the property at the hotel and people were coming out of their rooms and they weren't there to see me. I couldn't believe it. I said, Oh, well, yes, you did hear. I am here at your hotel. You're welcome. And the line for autograph starts there and they didn't even care.

They were looking at a fire hydrant. Do you know how that feels to be upstage by a fire extinguisher? Huh? It was terrible. So Ramona comes over to say that. Sorry if you did. So Ramona is there now and she's like, whoa, you know what? She lost it. And Leah says, yeah, Pashana was really antagonizing her. And Ramona is like, yeah, I told Pashana. I said, please don't mess with Sonia, okay? She's fragile. She's fragile, she's fragile, and she's also broken at the same time. That makes sense, Sky.

And then the land, of course, take the, now, of course, we'll always take the opportunity to blame Ramona. Well, you're the one who started this Ramona, and she's like, you know what, yeah, in fight, I didn't even fight her, okay? Well, you started explaining, you started saying, we're so much fun, we're this and that. You gave the impression that we even fighter, okay? Well, you started explaining. You started saying, we're so much fun.

We're this and that. You gave the impression that we're crazy. Okay? You should've said what it really is. We're very, very boring ladies of a certain age, but not grandmothers and not boring. So please don't call us that, thank you. Yeah, Luan, you're the one who got arrested

for hitting a cop and woke up in the bushes. But do you people talking about? You fell. What the hell are these people talking about? You are crazy. We do expect that. And Brasambus told that by the TV guide. Yeah. Yeah.

Literally, you know how crazy you are? Not only did you fall into the bushes, but also you fell off of like a ledge in the same episode. And that was so crazy that it often overshadows the fact that in that same episode, Durinda took out a knife and started stepping the table like she was an aliens and cut herself in the process. Okay. And that's crazy, but it got upstage and forgotten about. Okay.

That's how crazy you guys are. Yeah. So, um, Ramona's like, okay, now I'll take the bait guy. Oh, yes. And seriously, you okay, now I'll take the break. Guy. Oh yes, and seriously, you know, you gave her all these expectations and now we have to fulfill her expectations. You do it. This is your problem, Ramona.

I mean, expectations. That's like saying, hey, come to my cabaret show and I'm going to sing all the songs. That's ridiculous. Three max. Hmm. So, um, Ramona is like, okay, fine. So she's like, you know, what? Talking to Prashan one on one. I mean, she's just not like this. I mean, I don't even know who she is right now. Guy. Yeah. So, um, yeah, she's saying that basically Prashan is like really calm with her and everything. So, um So then Leah is saying that,

that Leanne Ramona are talking, because Leanne Luanne walks away. She leads. And then Leah and Ramona start talking about how Sonia has a drinking problem. And Leah's like, I think that maybe she needs an inner-enfranchion, you know? What? Maybe you and Luanne can talk to her, okay?

So like, okay, let you and the Wynn can talk to her, okay? So like, okay, let's hash this plan right away. Let's call it Luan. Like, wait, don't go down all the way down to your room just yet, because we have a plan. We want to do an intervention at a bar. So let's do it tonight, right when we get to the bar restaurant. And Leah's like, I would want someone to talk to me if I was punching through glass. Would you?

Really? Because you didn't seem to like that too much last year when anybody said anything to you. I mean, it's just an intervention is never going to be easy, right? And no one wants it, especially on camera. And I'm sure a lot of people especially about this. You know, bunny is like, oh, really? You want someone to tell you, like, you want someone to intervene, huh?

What do you call big set to Catholic school? So, or whatever it was, she like was into a comment. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife

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you might have had some berries in your oatmeal real quickly before I yell at you, okay, great. I love that Bershon is staying in room 420. I thought that was so funny, because that's like, I didn't know in the room, you know. I was like, yeah, girl, yeah. 420.

This was, this was a room, one, three, I don't remember, I don't remember the room in the shining, I forgot, what is the point of the room? I'm gonna send you a room. Two, one, two, to remind everybody that she's a real New York bitch, bitch. So, Rashon's like, well, look,

I know my room's not fabulous like yours, but I've been on this show for five minutes. And then there's just shit everywhere. Bershans, one of those people who just like, get their open suitcase, drops it all over the floor. It's a roommate, room service, and throws it everywhere. In other words, she's a below deck guest. That's what she is.

Yes. So she's like, yeah, Bershans feels like she's being called in the principal's office. And by the way, God help you if the principal of your school is Ramona Singer. So, she's like, you know what, Ramona, I'm a girl's girl. Okay, she was being so, yeah, a little drunk,

a little aggressive. I don't know exactly what you're saying. Let me stop you right now, okay? Because we spoke and they said, no, what? Don't push envelopes, okay? Nobody wants to buy your envelopes. Okay? It's stupid business. So you're gonna have a business on the show at least to be better than envelopes. Okay? I mean, how do you even get those things close?

You have to look them up sick. They can't envelopes. It's sick. We have to suck. You know, the thing that ask her is that she got into my face like like, like you have to see my first nation goes, but with a finger, you know, imagine if your finger was like, energy, you know, and I gotta tell you, I would never, never get into someone's face like that. And black culture, if you get into someone's face like that, you get hit with an envelope.

Guess what other culture that happens in? All of them, okay? If you do that shit to somebody in a bar somewhere, you're getting your ass kicked, okay? So, Bersan's like, you know, it's like my daddy always said, if you're getting someone's face, someone's getting your face, and it's not gonna end well. And she goes, she needs to understand that if she does that,

then she goes, no, you know what? She can get a bracelet, she's your bride, set, you know what, you can do something like that. You can get a bracelet on the low play, okay? You know what? Sonya loves to say that's okay to get shit faced with friends and male envelopes, okay? And yeah, I can agree with that, okay? If you like envelopes, but I don't like envelopes, okay?

You know what I like? I like this paper that you just draw out the window and you hope someone finds on a sideline, okay? That's what you envelopes, okay? You know what I like? I like this paper that you just draw at the window and you hope someone finds out a sidewalk. Okay, that's what you call mail. Okay, speed which I love a mail. Okay, I love mail. Don't like envelopes. What am I talking about again?

I don't even remember to get a press right now. So, um, Ramona's like, you know what? Sonya says it's okay to get wasted around a friend's because it's comfortable and safe and she can but loose. But you know what? It's not when you act like that guy She acts irresponsibly. Yeah So then brishan's like you know, I do want to apologize because I'm an open book and

She's like look when I was calling you guys grandma's. I wasn't saying you were old. It's just like I was saying you were old. It's just like, I was saying you were lame. Yeah, you're not old. You're just boring. That's it. Boring is, it goes beyond age, you know, you could be a two-year-old and boring. You could be a 75-year-old and boring, you know, something like that. So she's like, you know, I realized that, you know, I don't express things the same way. And, you know, we hit it off so well, Ramon, I'm over the summer. And like like anything you said, I got your whole field of envelopes. No one gets it.

I don't even really get it, but I think I get it. And I let my boundaries down and thinking, I just thought everyone was going to be an extension of you. And they're not. Everyone's a different version. Everyone's awful like you, but they're a different kind of awful Ramon. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, and she says that she came in too hard, too fast. Everyone's awful like you, but they're a different kind of awful, Ramon. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, she says that she came in too hard, too fast. Everyone's different. She's a life coach. She gets it. And Ramon goes, you know what? Say it's not your intention. That's what you got to say. She's like, okay, okay.

So then Leah calls, um, Ebony, right? So she calls Ebony and tells her about the night and stuff. And Ebony's like right so she calls Ebony and tells her about the night and stuff and Ebony's like oh shocked and Basically just to warn her so then Ramona goes down to Sonya's room Yeah, and she's like what you look like you just woke up Ready for the day My arms have never been big. Do you have anything bubbly to lift around here?

Okay. You know what? You look exhausted like you spend the entire night licking envelopes. Okay? And you're just like, oh, well, you know how Luano it says, I just wake up refreshed. This isn't one of those days. So Sonia goes, listen, I have a taste for luxury and I don't have a taste for cheap red wine. But if that's all they're serving and Prashana serving up the insults, that's what and he goes, listen, I have a taste for luxury and I don't have a taste for cheap red wine.

But if that's all they're serving and Prashana serving up the insults, that's what I will drink. And she says that as if this is like some declaration of like female empowerment, like they tried to give me red wine and they gave me someone who insulted me and I said, no, I shall first,

I will drink that bad red wine. So the wine's fault. Yeah, I shall first. I will drink that bad red wine. So the wine's fault. Yeah, I don't think it's the bad one. Red wine. So she's like, what a loser night. I just wanted to dance and party and we ended up with cheap wine at Bershung. So then Leah announced it. She tells she's telling the Ebony that they're going to go to a restaurant for a

say on sand Lee is like oh my god, but if it's my grandma So then we got a Ramona in Sony again They're coming down the hall to go downstairs and Ramona's like you know what I think we need a good pharmaceutical psychiatrist Ding Thank you. Yeah, I can't really know what a moment knows I think she just means it's like I trust you can prescribe you drugs instead of just like a therapist that you talk to Yeah, drugs that aren't water pills by the way So then they run into us to brachan and the elevator bank and like they're all being friendly and acting like nothing happened

And so Niels like you know, I'm not even gonna attempt to understand where Bryshawn's coming from because even she doesn't understand which is coming from. Otherwise, she would have apologized by now. Like, it doesn't totally make sense, but short. Yeah. And Sonia's not pretending to be okay. She doesn't say hi or anything. She just gives dirty looks.

But Bryshawn's like just, Bryshawn's just done her self-affirmation jumping jacks. So she's like, great. So then, um, we're in the lobby and, um, Leah, it's just another slayer. No, that's later. They're just, they just basically get into the van. They have to take a 40 minute van ride and there's just awkwardness in the van. No one's talking Bryshan sleeping and they're just tension in the group. So they get to this place called the black cow and Ebony goes up to Sony and takes her shoulders and says, I got your back. And she's like, Oh, thank you, but they won't let her sit next to Sonya for whatever reason. So Ramona goes, well, they have a cow burger.

A cow burger, black cow, well, it's called the black cow. I mean, they got a burger. Am I right? Ben put that in the show, Ben Rumela, put that in the show. At the black cow, they'd better have a cow burger, a cow burger, not lamb, cow burger, cow burger. Well, before we begin, I just want to say something to the group because I'm emotional. I'm emotional. And Sunny's like, oh, god, here we begin, I just want to say something to the group because I'm emotional. I'm emotional. And so he's like, Oh, God, here we go.

Like just rolling her eyes. And so Brassana apologizes. And she's like, I made this familiar when it wasn't familiar. And the man's like, don't cry, honey, I haven't finished telling you off yet. I need to hold that. You need to come, you need to save the tears for when your cue comes. All right. I've marked off the floor where I want you to stand when you cry

That's how professionals do it I love Luan Luan who is so nasty to push on a dinner. He's like, oh She says we're boring that woman She's controlling that woman. She was so much venom in her for the past 24 hours And I said oh, oh don't cry don't cry She was so much venom in her for the past 24 hours. Oh, don't cry. Don't cry. I want people to come to my show.

This is a happy show. Happy laugh. So, Ebony is like, yes, you acted familiar with people that you weren't familiar with. And she's like, yes, yes, that is exactly what I just said. But thank you for. Thank you for every wording that. Coming up at 6 o'clock tonight. Yeah, after the weather.

That story. And so Sun you're still rolling your eyes. And Bryson's like, I didn't have boundaries. You know, I talk like I know you guys for 30 years. And I don't. And I get it, you know, but me and my girlfriends are always saying, come on, girls, stop acting like a grandma. Get up and do something. And that's all I meant by it. Okay, and so do we have it's like oh well

I Felt like you were pointing a finger like you're a grandmother. You're boring She was and she was still right. She can reword it however she wants still right Yeah, and Elaine goes you know, I wouldn't you spoke the way you spoke to Sonia to Sonia Sonia Rita That's our name for her. I don't know if you could figure that out because we're not boring grandma's we come up with hilarious nicknames where we had ita on to certain names So anyway the way you spoke with to Sonia Rita in a certain way I mean she's my girl you can't talk to my friend that way and expect repercussions

You can't tell her she's a drunk when we're on the verge of telling her she's a drunk. That's just not right Now has she ever gotten a man on her own? Probably not have I ever stolen a man from her no she's lost some all Did I steal her fuck toy? No she tried to get with my husband But I can say that you cannot, ma'am. I mean, you just can't go at her. She's in a very, very vulnerable state ever since she learned. She was nearly talented, nor capable enough

to be in my cabaret show. I mean, she's basically like a walking mob, and you can't put a mob on stage, can you? I don't think so. So please, let's not make fun of mobs. Thank you so much. So, Bryson's like, well, I was addressing the whole table, not just her.

And Evan, he's like, well, what she's saying is, she thought the group was boring her. And you guys just happen to be in front of her when she said it. I can be so. She's trying to be the interpreter for every single thing. And I think Bryshan is being clear.

Like, I don't really get it. Yeah. But Bryshan's like, okay, so I'm sorry to you, Lü, Lea and Ramona, and especially to you, Sonia and Sonia is like, I'm like, still not having it at all. And she's now Sonia with you. I may not remember everything. Okay. But on the bus, I had a real connection with you. And then we get a clip of Sona just working in everyone's face Yeah, and Sonya was like well, you betrayed my trust because we did have a connection and the bus you listened to me You heard me and we see clips of them bonding and even a pioneer village We know we sit in front of a wake-wab and we bonded about all the people we fucked inside that thing Okay, that was a real bonding moment for us. I love this Sony Sonya. Sonya just means like, wow, you listen to me talk

about my townhouse and how rich I used to be on both the bus and inside Piren here, Philidge, when I was still going on and on about it. I mean, come on, ladies. That's not bonding. You didn't even, you don't probably know anything about her still. So Ramona sees it, she thinks Sonya's gonna get upset, right?

So she's like, hey, customer surface person who carries plates. Can I have some clean next please? We're gonna need some clean next. You shut the fuck up Ramona. Did I speak the whole time? Listen, you wear a bonnet pioneer village, then you can talk, okay? So Ramona's like, what? There's a lot of anger, Sonya, she's snapping at me like a turtle. It's you can talk, okay? So, I'm gonna say, what? There's a lot of anger, Sonya,

she's snapping at me like a turtle. It's not turtle time, okay? And Sonya continues, I like to, you know, I thought, wow, this goes smart, she gets me, and she's getting to know me. So when I saw you at dinner, I just said, I wanna have fun with my girls, and you know, for me to share that with you,

and then you throw it back, What are you sharing with her? You started screaming at her in the middle of the restaurant. Yeah. It might take a crazy pills. How is everybody not seeing this? I don't because the thing is, everyone loves Sony, especially this season. And so no one wants to see Sony in that light, but we see each other. But you know what? It was a bad moment for Sonia. We can still love her and you can still have a bad moment.

And I love that while she's saying this. She's so nice. Yeah, and I love that when she's saying this thing about like, you know, I'll tell you a dinner and I just want to have fun with my girls and this is my safe group in Prashan just like below. I was like, right in the middle of it, which I was like, welcome to the cast, Prashan, you did the right thing. You made a big loud blow nose sound in the middle of an emotional moment.

And she's a good housewife too, because she also knows how to apologize while right. So she's like, yeah, it's an I take responsibility for that. And I don't ever want to bring another woman down. So I apologize on that front. And I was like, leave it at that front. Just leave it there. Yeah, leave it on that front. I was like leave it at that front. Just leave it there. Yeah, leave it leave it on that front Yeah, because Sonia also says I don't know. Did you say this part where she says you know like you made fun of me being a clown

And I take pride in being funny and that didn't hurt me But the way you mimic me hurt me because like my kind of clown thing is I like to be in the car and come out And then like have all the other clowns get in there. We fuck all together in the the car and I get out and be like wow, I really fucked a bunch of clowns But I'm not really much more of a well clown. You see just insulted my brand of comedy That's all like this kind of clown. I like the kind where you're pulling the scarves out of your hand You know and wondering how many how many guys you've wiped off with those you know that's the kind of clown I he's just got the physical part of it wrong Yeah, it's like you know you know kind of clown I am I'm not like a

Clown I'm kind of like a hey mister you want to buy this blackberry? Then he buys the blackberry and then it's attached with string and I pull it back. He doesn't see that's the kind of clown I am So Bershon is like okay okay, you know, I get it. And she tells us, you know, she was drunk. I was in drunk. Well, I was drunk, but not as drunk. So, she was drunk of me, so I need to be the bigger person.

So then they hug. And Sonny goes, you just need a hug. That's what someone said to me, that I just need a hug. That's what someone said to me that I just need a hug. Actually, it was the last clown I saw. Yeah, a hogging clown. His name was it, something like that. He had a great place down in the gutters. So, um, Prashan, so they, yeah, everything's fine. Because you know, at the end of the day, Sonia hates tension.

So she loves, she loves a moment like this, which is why we love Sonia. And then there are all of a sudden joking, and she's like, I love you. I love you because you got right in my face. Oh yeah, I thought you were ready to deck me or so much bigger and stronger than me. Oh my goodness. You could cut me down.

She says. I mean, Bershaw's like, but Sonia, please don't do that to anyone else. Please don't. So, Ramona's like, well, Bershaw that to anyone else. Please don't So Ramona's like whoa, we're shot down a balls guy so then She says Yeah, sushi arrives. Yes, sushi arrives and everyone's like um excuse me. Oh, can you tell mr. sushi man?

Not to make this sushi yet. Please, mr. Mrs. S Mr. sushi man is like anyone talked to Mr. sushi man please. Is Mr. sushi man yet please. Um and they're all offended. You know but I mean I think we're going to show engrossed. I think sushi man is probably the nicest way she's ever addressed anyone who's

been working around them. And Evan is like it's Chuck. His name is Chuck. Okay. Uh I like to call him sweetie personally, because that's how I address people who are working around me. Sweetie, can I get a drink?

But his name is actually Chuck. His name is Chuck, and he's actually here with the weather report. Chuck, please tell us what we have for weather and for sushi. Thanks so much. I'm happy with you. And that was the whole lunch.

They're getting that's time to go home and get ready for this day out. So they drove 40 minutes for that sushi and have to drive 40 minutes back So I think the black how is famous? I think it's so maybe it was like that's part of it I think there probably was shopping too that we didn't see Iran. We saw some good, you know coastal Massachusetts shopping That that didn't make it to the air. I'm sure it'll be on a secrets revealed Maybe at least it was there and I like it which is happy oh, Ramona, I'm still here to haunt your dreams. So everybody's getting ready for dinner. And Ramona is complaining to herself about masks.

No, what? I don't take mask places because I do something. That's it. I mean, look at this one. It's broken already. Okay. Whoops. Can't wear it now. Yeah, and then there's this really, really, really quick shot of Luan patterning her face. I don't know if you saw, but Luan had the most aggressive powder moment. It was just, it was like two seconds long, but I encourage people to go back. Because Lu I just has her brush and she's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, white skin type dress, like mini skirt dress, but or mini dress, but then with some glitter, glitter, it looks like church, you know, like people wear those collars that come all the way down to the ground. It's basically like, imagine she was wearing an overcoat, but then she cut the overcoat off at the waist, except for right in the middle where the buttons are

It's like that that's and I was like by design so it has this big sort of like Tendril this button Tendril that goes down the floor so she looks crazy It's like an edgy look, but it looks bonkers and she comes out the elevator and she has her master's all done up everything She walks walks into the lobby and just as she walks in the lobby there's just like a dude like this guy and like It's like a very heavy guy with like a little I would stupid t-shirt or something Like a little fanny pack like a total tourist Like I've survived sale of Massachusetts t-shirt or something He just stops when he sees her and he's his mouth just drops. He's like what the fuck is that and she just why he just stops when he sees her and his mouth just drops. He's like, what the fuck is that?

And she just, he just stares at her, walking to the lobby. And finally, she's like, hi. She's so confused. He's so confused that there's a TV show happening. He's confused about this, like what she's wearing, everything. So then all the other ladies start to join and Lohan announces, I only brought silver jewelry tonight, ladies. And then they all gather and then they all start talking about like their feelings on a sands. Like Sonia is okay with sands because she's all about like communing with various spirits, et cetera.

But Ebony is, Ebony is actually freaked out about it. She is, she's all about like communing with various spirits, et cetera. But Ebony is actually freaked out about it. She is a little scared. And Sonya, of course, was like, oh, second nature to me. I actually date during say-ons. You know, you really never find men that old until you're in the say-ons. I tell you. So then we go to the, oh, go ahead. I was going to say, oh, go ahead.

I was gonna say, Leah, of course, is like, I'm not sure if I'm really ready for it. I hope someone fun comes through, Joe and Iversa, like, campaign, or a guy from Allison Chains or Blind Mella and are like, who else died in the 90s? I feel like, what celebrity wants to go hang out with Leah right now and to say on,

so if you're a celebrity and you're in heaven, you're like, Oh my God, I am in the coolest celebrity party of all time. It's like, you know, you ever saw, you saw Coco, right? No, I'm not talking about Ramona's dog, of course. Well, she'll be next just just just a just a different question. If you see Coco, the dog is someone's coming through here. They're pooping on the ground. Ramona. No, they're dead. That's a dog. I think it's a dog.

Ramona, we can't help notice the first time ever. Someone's trying to cross over the other way. Is it a dog? Do we have a live dog here that's trying to go the other way? I've never seen somebody run from the light. Quite like this. Coco, you're not allowed to cross over yet. Koko's like, why? Okay, so let's go to the restaurant.

Oh, wait, what happened in Koko, the movie? Oh, I was just going to say so in the depiction of, thank you for asking, because I would have made a people have really annoyed. In the depiction of the afterlife, they're sort of like this. I remember correctly, the afters like this annoyed. In the depiction of the afterlife, they're sort of like this, they're a member correctly. The app, there's like this place where all the dead celebrities are kind of are hanging out or whatever, it's like this fancy area, it's like a night club

you have to get in or there's some party, it's like the day of the dead party. So like, I think that has a lot of merit. I think that like Kurt Cobain and Joan Rivers and Princess Die and Elvis and all of them are just like an awesome, awesome party right now. And they're not going to be like, hold on a second guys. There's a lady in Salem who wants to talk for a second. I'm good for you. So they get to the restaurant. Sony walks in and goes, Poo the phone and my being too bad. Yeah. And like within a second, she's ordering espresso margini within a second.

So now this whole intervention plan has already gone to shit because it turns out that when you put Sony in a bar, she'll get a cocktail immediately. Who would have thought? Who would have thought? Yeah. and so she goes up to Leah. She's like, what are we gonna do? Or she goes up to Ramona and Leah basically. And she's like, what are we gonna do now? She just ordered a martini. Not good, then we need to do it now before she's bust, okay.

So Leah's like, all right, let's just do it now. Let's do it now. So Ramona is telling Ebony, just keep, you know, keep her shambhisi, because we've got to go over here and talk to Sonia. And then Leo's like, wait, wait, wait, what are we going to say? I'm like, you had all afternoon, you had all day long, you still haven't thought about what you're going to say in this? Like, are you getting me? Are you getting me? So Luang goes, well, I was going to just be there to encourage her because that's what happened to me.

I mean, I was arrested for so much less. I mean, would you believe it? I was asleep in my own room and they arrested me. They threw me to jail, so I had to do a ham sandwich in my face with a mustard packet inside for just sleeping drunkenly in a room that I believed to be mine. Well, I mean, the real story is that I was in an elevator and I got confused. I got off of the wrong floor. And then I invited someone to room. turns out he was a polo player

Oh, and then on top of that then I'm slasper across the face and ran to the bathroom I got confused. I thought it was a denny's. I thought I was getting a moon over my hammy turns out It was a bathroom had to haul me out of there. I was like wait, I didn't get my eggs yet Next year I knew I was beating up a police officer who admittedly I thought was a huge fan of mine And I was like listen no stalkers here. I know I'm a star turns out as a police officer who admittedly I thought was a huge fan of mine and I was like listen no stalker's here I know I'm a star turns out it's a police officer long story short mustard in my hair and now I went to prison for so much less. Oh my god she's so delusional I was arrested for much less I mean she broke a fire extinguisher a fire extinguisher! The Evacruz! You assaulted a police officer,

and I'm getting so wasted that you were fucking some stranger in someone else's room and wouldn't leave and been barricaded yourself in the bathroom. Then slipped out of your cuffs, hit the cops, and threatened to kill them. So... Well, you were too, if you were looking at your PDA device and not looking up as soon as you walked out the elevator and walked blindly into someone's room. It's an honest mistake. So they go get her and this remote, this is where a monoskyl's her drink.

Oh my God. So, Lee is like, hold on. We have to think of the best way she doesn't get upset. You don't talk to someone while they're drinking. So a mono goes to seal the drink and Lee is nervous and stuff and then so this is Ramona's way of getting her over there like subtle. She's like, well, Sonia, look at your hair, look at your hair. Okay come on, Leah has to tell you something. Whoa, your hair Looks amazing. Oh, hey, come over here for an intervention.

Okay, oops, but I said, yeah, I word out loud. Whoops. Don't do the distraction, bait and switch. I mean, she took my drink. She has an agenda. You took my drink, bitch. You think I'm stupid? What am I, 12?

God, I remember being 12 and having my martini, Sid. Oh, what a time. Something's never changed. I love that Sonya was fully onto this entire thing. Like she just read through everything she knew exactly that the cocktail was was was hidden from her. She knew exactly where her most game plan was. She's like, I know what you're up to. And she's like, well, I'm off to my intervention. I guess I better take my coat. They're like, we're not going to steal your coat, Sonya. You could leave it here if you want to.

All right. Can I just order a quick drink for the intervention? Thanks. So she sits down with them. Everyone's like, you know what? We love our girlfriends, OK? And Sonia's like, I can't believe I'm just having a nice moment with Burst Shawn.

I never thought I'd talk to her again. I mean, she said I put a wall up with me. She was going to level me. She was going to physically level me. It's funny because I was going to put again. I mean she said I put you put a wall up with me. She was gonna level me She was gonna basically level me. It's funny because I was gonna put up a wall in the townhouse But you know, I've only saved up so many popsicles to fix it takes a lot, you know to build a wall Amazing she has the ability to level things. You know, I've never had a towel that was level taped over windows You know we could be friends. We could be friends me and that girl. So Lee is like, listen, this isn't coming from a place of judgment. Okay. But it would be like irresponsible for us not to say that we think the drinking

is gonna hurt you. Like, don't, don't go. Come here, show. So yeah, it's like, okay, all right. And we are worried and we want to help and like what happened Less than that. I mean, I got arrested for far less than that far less. I mean assaulting a police officer I mean who hasn't am I right? No, she's like, yeah, I got arrested for even less I mean, I was just drunk in my hotel. Oh god, nope you word. We can google this man God no you word we can Google this man So Sonya is like guys, you know what what she just said I heard I heard it guys and I owned it I liked a party, but I also tell you this is the truth at home. I don't have alcohol at my home

I don't drink alone. I don't drink on dates. I don't go out and socialize like that. I just don't lies lies lies lies lies Those are all lies. Well when she says she doesn't have alcohol, she goes I don't have alcohol in my home. I mean I have it, but to serve people. That's not like you can't be like oh I don't have well I mean I have it, but I don't really have it. It's like you have it. It's like you have it or you don't have it. Yeah lies, but then again it like feels's like, you have it. It's like, you have it or you don't have it. Yeah, lies. But then again, it like feels creepy going after her for that because she's been, they're giving her an intervention out of our on TV.

I would just say, no, if you want to talk to me in the daytime or if you have concerns, fine, but we're out right now or whatever, but I mean, I'm remodeled, she's going, you're into noial guy, you're into noial. The moment I was doing the worst, like doing the worst thing I imagined for intervention, which is being super judgy and just like attacking, right? And so he goes, you know, just because you're not drinking now, she said to Luan, just because you're not drinking now, doesn't mean that you weren't drinking before.

I mean, you were falling downstairs and bushes. I'm getting arrested for being drunk in my own hotel. Can you imagine that? Just me innocently in my hotel room being drunk. Can you imagine that? But we're not talking about me right now, even though I know everyone just loves talking about my riveting performance and my one woman show, Countess and Friends. But we're not talking about me.

So yeah, she's like, you're falling down stairs and in bushes. Yeah, but then she went to rehab Do you understand like that was the cause and effect of that one, right? So we're gonna say you know what now you angry okay? You know what else you don't say to someone who's drinking that they're angry What is wrong with you? You're the worst at this you guys need to just call Bethany Frankall who's like ear trunk You're a mess. You just want to be around you. You're the worst at this. You guys need to just call Bethany Frankle, who's like you're drunk. You're drunk. You're a mess. You just want to be around you. You're embarrassing. You just walked away. You're not stupid. You're like a mess. You're stupid. I don't want to think you're drunk. You're like the way I got drunk first. Okay. So you're like a cheetah brand of drunkenness right now. Okay. Like this is stupid. Okay. I'm going. Okay. You want to be my CFO? Okay. So then Sun goes like, she's like, listen, I tried to have fun last night. And

Bershon wants to go there with her tough girl image. And I just wanted to show her I'm not a fucking dormant. First of all, by the way, Bershon was not trying to do anything with a tough girl image. So please, like, can we stop trying to push this thing that Bershon is this big scary woman who wants at a level you? Cause it's a little, you know, there's a curve, man. Are you? Yeah, there's a curve.

Yeah. I don't like. Yeah. So she's a remote as like your reactions are over the top and Lee is as well, you know Don't feel ashamed whatever. I just want you to know is an open open channel of communication, you know And so he's like oh well, I have an open channel of professionals that I speak to all the time There's a lady who shoved a crystal egg up my Vagery J and you know what? I still drink but I sing a lot better, which is odd isn't it?

And then she goes, I do telemedicine. Telemedicine, you ever heard of it before? No, we love you. It's coming from love, but not in it envelope. Okay, because I don't send love and envelops of curry. So then they go to the table and Lee is just like, we tried, right? And Lucas, another one of her zingers, she's like, everyone needs a wake up call. How does someone hers to be from a ditch? Cause you don't get very good reception down there. Trust me. So Sony goes, you know what, I've been to say plants right now, which is,

but doesn't feel very safe because you guys are being very judgmental. I mean, Leah, you're not, but the rest of these bitches are. And the way I see someone who started the intervention in the first place. And the way I go, well, you got to do a physical fight last night. And so he goes, and I'll do it again with her. Okay, let's go and have a say on's, which is like my favorite way to segue out of this. Like, when you don't, when you're, when you realize an intervention isn't going well, just say, hmm, let's go, let's go have a say on this.

This is also hilarious because she's like, well those two have become a broken record and now they've hooked Leah into it. Whatever, we're on vacation. I'm not going to explain myself anymore and then she turns around and she's got a big goblet of vodka soda. She's already onto her second giant drink, and then she turns around and she's got a big goblet of vodka soda. She's already onto her second giant drink, which maybe that was club soda, who knows, but I doubt it. So then we go to Michael and Marian, the saiyan's people. Yeah, and like, Marian is like our main medium and is Michael like medium in training or something

like something like he was like side medium, like it's still learning, still working his way through some goat imagery. I know. It's like just a dead relative, gotta deliver the calamari to table 27, PRB. Is that the sushi man? So then, yeah, so then there's also a lady named Sandra

who's the sound host and they're letting incense to raise the vibration in the room And they're gonna let negativity slip away and then Marion starts speaking in like Marion talks like a boy doing a girl's voice like a false like a When boys do girls falsettos like on on below deck med this week. She's like I'm going to ask you please please, will take a deep breath in. Divine spirits, teachers loved ones, those who have crossed over before us, come through and bring forth those who have passed away, and we thank you.

Please, no, no be Arthur again, that's all I ask. The woman is just mean. So then we hear a boom and the whole room shakes, which no one ever explained what that was. What was it? It was like a light that fell, but they, I, I watched it like five times. I'm like, I think most of that noise was sound effect.

I think it was probably like a, like a sharp bang and they just added in a, oh, like it sounded like literally there was an explosion. Like their hotel. The hotel was just zapped by the Independence Day UFOs. I know. Like windows are blasting out, you know. So what was that? Did you drop something? She's like, uh, they're like, the light came off the ceiling. Oh my god. And suddenly goes god. Oh, well that does happen. That does Maybe if you live in a decaying townhouse lights fall off the ceiling. Oh, well, you know Oh lights. They fall. I mean that's so you know How many people does it take to plug in a light? Let me tell you something. How many people does it take to sweep up a light?

That is felt to see like huh every day in my house I'll tell you one time Lou Ferricano tried to get through to me. It was just a mess. It was just a mess. Well, it was a terrible time. So, so then, remote was just like crying. And Michael was like, the side, the side medium was like, uh, uh, you guys are safe. You guys are marrying and can you help me out here?

Um, it's safe and protected. I'll put a little protective spell. We're safe. No more lights show up on me. So he's like, okay guys, don't worry. There's not going to be any kind of levitating or anything like that. And sending us, well, there might be poop. Might be not so much a hypothetical anymore, okay?

Let's start. So the food runner starts first. He's like, all right. I'm getting a grandfather. He's showing me mountain goats on ledges. The food is up on table. Go no, go. I'm not like this. Wait, hold on, that's a goat. Actually, I'm sorry, that is a goat cheese toast. Damn it. Sorry. I do have to go. I do. I can please

stop reading the orders before you give a reading. I said, read the order not read the shan. Okay, what I'm seeing is a crustini on a mountain and I'm seeing Praschetta and I'm seeing is that table 13. Mike, I'm just doing a job. I'll take it from you. So he's like, okay, you know how the

goats go on the mountains and they climb so high onto those ledges. Well, right now people view you as just a regular goat, Praschon, but you're going to be a ledge goat soon. So you're gonna come out of your shell as we all know because goats have shells and you're gonna show them what you really got,

which is one letter short of goat. So congratulations. Yeah, he's gonna need a little more time in the cooker, that guy. So son is like, forget about Pashawn being a goat that needs to come out of his shell. She needs to be a chair and pull it back in. And then it goes now he moves on to Luan. He's like, okay, Luan, is there an uncle figure? Is there is there an uncle? Oh, no, not specifically. I'm just seeing an older man with a bald head.

He looks very uncley. Someone in your life. Nope, no one's ever died. I don't know anyone who's ever died. I'm seeing a polo player in Palm Beach at a hotel. Nope. Now I'm seeing a police officer. Nope.

Oh, Andrew Lloyd Webber, that's who that was. Oh, nope, he's just on my phone asking if we can work together. Keep going, sad person. I'm seeing a ham sandwich. Nope, ham, he's just on my phone asking if we can work together. Keep going sad person. I'm saying a ham sandwich. No ham sandwich. It's coming right at you. Coming right at your head. Nope. Nope. Nope.

Those that never happened because I never did anything wrong. So I don't know what you're talking about. So she's, she's in order with him. And she's like, well, someone forgot to eat their weenies this morning, because this guy is way off. This you have because he says that there's a male in her life who's kind of moody and they are eventually gonna go their own way.

I'm like, that's very specific. Thank you for that reading. I see a moody beef jerky-faced person with bleach tips with some kind of curry. Is it beef lamb? Nope. Never heard of him. Never heard of him.

Are you sure it's not a goat curry? Lamb. I'm a lamb on a ledge. You're going to go separate ways, but it's positive for you. It's more of a loss for him. And Lee is like, we know that already. So then Maryen takes over and she's like, oh, Leah, we've got a woman here, relative.

Oh, I'm having trouble pulling her through. I'm grabbing onto her nylon snow and pulling them, but she's trying to kick my, whoever this was had a good climb because she's gotten very strong. Oh, it's kicking my leg. Hey, you better back it up. You better back it up. I Skicking my legs! Hey, you better back it up! You better back it up! I didn't want to be here!

You better back it up! Yes, you okay, fine, it's longer than me! Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! Ramona, pick up your boop, it's on the floor, and get this fucking goat outta here! All right, eee! Well, we've got five blonde ladies that look exactly like Sony, oh, I've died five times.

Those are all me probably just giving giving their girl a good high-fiverr. I'm getting someone from the other side. She's I'm getting a lot of tears and some and some makeup and She's saying something about eggs. I don't understand. Yeah, she comes. Yeah, she comes. Hello. Hello, spirit. I've got one that hits his older and grabbing her. She's asking me to hand her a newspaper. I'm handing her a newspaper. She's hitting me on the head with the newspaper. Be off! I told her not to come through here. Wait, we have another another person from the beyond. She says that time, a cheetah meeting and that I was a rep and I, she says, what's happening?

What's the matter? What's going on? I love that you just killed all the real housewives. They're all dead. Well, they're all off the show. They're on the great beyond. So Leah's like, well, it's probably my grandmother. And, you know, she doesn't really approve of this stuff. That's probably why she won't come.

And she's like, well, you know, she talks about you learning something. Oh, my God, Judaism. Judaism, I think. It's good studying Judaism. Oh, she loves it. She says if you were rich, run. La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- It looks to be a person of color. No, it's someone we're holding a POC lipstick. Her name is Kristen Takeman. Does anyone know this one? Let me out of the box. I am in the box.

Let me out of the box. Wait a second, Michael. The spirits are telling me. Could you please put up a banner? The spirit would like a banner that says congratulations. You did it. You crossed over. Could you do that up a banner? This spirit would like a banner that says, congratulations, you did it, you crossed over. Could you do that for me, Michael? Mm-hmm. Okay, so then she moves on to Ebony,

and she's like, I see a woman and older woman. You're a grandmother. So she tells Ebony that her grandmother's proud of her, and you're doing great, and you've got a great message for women, so keep on going forward and Ebony any sobbing, you know, which is so sad. I know it's sad. It's very sad, even though it's deeply unspecific, like very general. Well, yeah, it is, but it was very comfortable for older women who's proud of you.

Exactly. But it was actually despite this, I was actually very drawn into this. So now Marion comes to Sonia. And now she starts to get real. And so she's saying, I have a man with me, like a family member, is your father, is your father? I can't believe it. I can't believe it. It's just believe it. I can't believe it.

It feels like you're breaking up back. You know, it's business is here. The actual unfinished business, he needs a loan from Wells Fargo. He's touching something that look like letters signed by someone that says Morgan. Oh, dad, don't touch those. So, but it's actually like pretty intense because basically, like, I mean, what she says is about like,

oh, well, he did some tough stuff. And like he wants, you know, he didn't know what he was doing when he was alive. And Sonia is like sobbing. And she's, I mean, she's also drunk, but she's sobbing. And she's like, no, he didn't. He didn't, and Maryans like, did he have a drinking problem?

And she's like, Sonia's like, yes. And then you just cussed to Lewand's eyes, like just starting over like, did anyone just hear that? Does anyone bring, anyone connected to the dots? Anyone, anyone, anyone? Anyone?

Yeah. And she says the message from your father is that he's mortified by what he did. And he's not trying to excuse it And she's like, well good. He shouldn't and it turns out that he left them. So that's why she has an abandonment She has abandonment issues with men that's affected her and so on you's just sobbing, you know Yeah, and so she tells us that she wasn't expecting that because her dad left when she was like two years old So of course now he's showing up, you know

He wouldn't show up in real life, but of course he's showing up now, you know in the afterlife and It's affected her with men and all that. It's really sad. It's actually like really It's really impactful because it is like it's What I think the first time we've really had an insight into her childhood and all the other women are saying that too, Ramona saying that she'd never heard about this, like Sony doesn't like to talk about it. And it actually makes very sad and tragic sense of so much of the stuff that's been going on with Sony.

Like the drinking thing aside, you know, she is obviously totally, you know, destroyed by this divorce. She has been up like 10 years. And now that we see this context, I mean, this is a woman who grew up without a father, who, when she says the divorce like a death, I mean, you've got to see a correlation here. She, to her, probably felt like a death being the daughter of that. And she probably thinks of her own daughter.

And that probably drives so much of her torture, her inner torture. So I was like, gutted for her at this moment, knowing that she's been keeping this inside and that she's had this sort of darkness in her, not darkness, but this cloud in her life. So she tells her, well, your issues are there, so you have to deal with it.

And so he's like, oh, yeah, I met with the healer. She's like no not a healer therapy Marion credit because most of most she's not a grifter like that She's not like you must see me every week from now on she's like you need hardcore therapy You need to see someone with a PhD preferably hardcore therapy. You need to see someone with a PhD preferably. Yeah, please. And she's like, well, I met with a therapist, but we're not talking about my dad yet. She's, yes, but this person needs a PhD or something, because you're going to need a bit more than what he has made a little bit more. Have you been thinking, crystals up your bum? Is that what you've been doing? Yes. Not as expected. Maybe a little bit more. Maybe less crystals, more PhD, perhaps. I don't

know. Just thinking out loud. So then we move on to Ramona. And it's a man coming through slightly younger. Don't give me clues because Ramona's like, yes that's it you got it. She's like young now no calm down. Calm down. It feels like a brother maybe he's a little younger. You have a lot of issues. Oh he had a lot of issues in his life and he was a lot so sick. He was a lot so sick. And now it's another really sad one. This one I was like I thought it was going to be sort of now like a sort of silly remona reading or just sort of like the usual stuff. But now she starts talking about her brother

and like her brother, she was saying, like he was a lost one, she's not crying. And Mary was like, yes, he feels like not suicide. He was self-destructive. And Mary was like, was it recent, feels recent? Was like a week or so and was like two years ago. And you know, Mary is saying how like, you know, he's okay with the fact that he's gone.

He's sorry for hurting you. And like, it's just, it's so hard, this section, I thought was so hard, I thought Sonya was heartbreaking. And then this was just like even more heartbreaking. Because basically, you know, Ramona is like crying and talking about how her brother almost died like 10,000 times before he actually died and that she tells us that she tried to save him

and she just couldn't deal with it anymore and it painted that he was in so much pain but she couldn't help him and she goes, I couldn't help him, I couldn't change him, I couldn't fix him so I abandoned him, I pushed him away, I pushed him away, he was my brother and I pushed him away and I pushed him away. He was my brother and I pushed him away. And I was like literally like I was like I was like tearing up. I was like, Oh my God, I cannot believe that Ramona singer is making me so emotional

right now. Because that was that was like a raw that was like a raw like I don't know the word. It was just it was just a raw raw moment. And I was like I was kind of blown away. And so she's like, you're blaming yourself. You can't walk around with this because it's too big of a burden. And Ramona says that she was the caregiver of all her siblings. And he was just such a lost soul that she had to stop.

He was too far gone to help. And that's really, really sad, especially in episode where we're talking about addiction, because that's because that's what she's saying, you know Her brothers had a lot of those problems. So Leah is like, wow, like even Lee is my strong owner Lee is like, wow Um, yeah, it takes a long time to get to know people and now she knows them a lot better, you know, and then so soon He's like, all right, are we gonna have some fun tonight or what? You know, get back in there and get a little bit of ringing out back. I've changed my mind.

I'm on a new path. Yeah. And Leo's like, I'm gonna sort of fire guys, even though I think a fire was already started. And then Evan is like, uh, Leah, um, why is your dress on backwards? You know what's on backwards, right? And she goes, oh my God. And so she like fixes her dress. And she goes, ah, oh my God. And so she fixes her address.

And then it's just like happy fun times. And it's over. But I thought it was great. I thought it was a great mix of just chaos, comedy, tragedy. It was everything. It was everything I could want. Yeah, good episode everybody. Well, thank you so much for being here.

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