Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Go to Cancun, Not to Can'tcun

Episode Date: August 1, 2020

This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Ramona is mad on The Real Housewives of New York, and she takes it out on a poor ceviche guy. Will Leah put her in her place or will their trip go from Cancun go to a trip of Can'tcun? For this week's premium bonus about Netflix' new show Indian Matchmaking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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And before we get into this very exciting day of Real Housewives of New York City, Ben has a small business to shout out. Ben, take it away, OK? Yeah. This is from Veronica who wants to give a shout out to Cafe de Oya, which is an LGBT and immigrant-owned cafe in San Francisco's Mission District.

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I feel like this was the episode. I mean, she's been crazy, you know, she's throwing torches and stuff like that. But this is the episode where I felt like the word she said were making me laugh the most. It wasn't just like, oh, she's being drunk and crazy. Like, she just kept walking up to her mom and be like, you're a terrible person.

You're awful. And it was just so great. Like, she finally walking to her mom and be like, you're a terrible person. You're awful. And it was just so great. Like she finally has now reached that point on the cast where she is just like, fuck it. I'm saying this to your face right now. Yeah, she has no shits to give. And I love that. That was great. I personally loved that, you know, I think they're furthering this thing along that like if you want a wall-built Mexico is going to build the wall from the you know from keeping these housewives out of there because they are so embarrassing. I mean my god Ramona alone like can you please not Ramona splain ceviche to the ceviche guy in Mexico? I know please please. I was like I think it was her

attempt to like build her occasional lifestyle brand on Instagram live. You know how she does that every now and then she's like, whoa, guess what? Today we're making cinnamon cookies. Okay, you take butter and you take flour and you take cinnamon and then it cuts off and then she goes, and here they are, they're done.

It's like, you help the last day. Yeah, it's like a gooey chicken breast or something. You're like, wait a minute. I thought what he said you were going to make. So the episode opens up with Luanne walking into a salon as if it were her own personal cabaret. Like, hi, everyone. Hello.

Oh, wow. Look at this wonderful team. Oh, they, hey, hey girl standing there with a black thing on. That's wonderful. It's great. Look, scissors love that for a salon. Wonderful.

Welcome to my cabaret. They reminded me of one Christmas. I came home and I walked into my mom's wonderful. It's great. Look, scissors love that for us alone. Wonderful. Welcome to my cabaret. They reminded me of unChristmas. I came home and I walked into my mom's bathroom. And that's the first time I saw her wigs everywhere. And I didn't know she even wore them because they're getting so good, you know, and like hair pieces and stuff. And I was like, ah, ah, ah, look, what kind of salon is this? It looks like a bunch of decapitated little heads everywhere, you know, if you don't know what you're walking into. Moira Rosa's wall on, shits creak, just like lots and lots of wigs everywhere. Well, look, the whole team is set to go,

Harami, hey you over there. Hey, lady with the cream. Angelo, moa, moa, let me give loud kisses, moa, mo wow. And of course, Angela is a Bravo gay. And he's very Bravo gay. And he's like, hello, he's like a little helmet here. He's like, palcom, honey, palcom. And she's like, the ladies are on their way. It's just going to be a fun spot.

Listen, this is awkward enough with just you bringing all these ladies to the win spot. OK, but you're bringing the cast. This is just like, at this point, I thought I was just going to be in the wands. So I was like, okay, that's fine, you know, but, but I guess we should have known that something was a rye when he went, when the wands like, sure, I try on some bangs. Oh, well, well, I'm waiting for the girls at Mars, well, put on some bangs, right? That's what I always say. I mean, I don't see myself in bangs, but

it's kind of fun to see myself in banks, am I right? Mariful kill. BANGS, BANGS, you're banks, am I right? Bang, bang! On the door, baby. And also, Luan, yes, you have had bangs and actually you had them last time you went to Mexico. Wait, not Mexico. Where did they go last time? Where she was like, hello, Chiquitas. Yeah, they were, that was a Columbia Columbia. Yes, Columbia. So you've had banks. I remember them quite well, okay, appropriate. Yeah. I actually didn't, the bank appropriate. I actually didn't mind her bangs. I actually feel like, you know, bangs are tough and most women on Bravo

really mess them up. Kyle Richards, I did not mind these banks oddly enough. I still like her without banks more, but I was okay with them. Yeah, it's really not fair to let Kyle ruin an entire industry or like an entire identity. Cause you know, a lot of people really identify with their bangs.

They do. I've told you my friend who does commercials, she never worked until she got these bangs. She got like a really harsh haircut with like really harsh bangs. Girl, I mean, I've never seen anybody make that much money in commercials that I knew in real life.

I mean, it's the bangs, you know, so there's power in bangs. Harry Paulette has an entire career based on bangs. You gotta really wield your bang power. You know, you can't just like let the bangs overtake you. Call returns, you did it. Yeah, you, the thing is that Call of Richards has that like a hardcore 700 club bang situation. So it's just not really working with the Beverly Hills.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So enough of Kyle's bangs. I'm still triggered by the way, obviously from Beverly Hills. So sorry about all the Kyle Richards about. Wow. Oh yeah.

So Ramona shows up. And when Ramona shows up, that's when I started to get nervous. I was like, it was one thing. It was Lu I figured I figured she'd just say some tone deaf things like well ladies Since we've all been in shackles. Am I right? Let's get some shackle free nails done All right ladies choose your hairstyles time to lock it in all right ladies Ladies I can assure you this is a safe space I can assure you this is a safe space Well only sandwiches thrown at anyone's face and all mustard comes from a jar not a packet

No mustard packet facials here ladies don't worry. So Ramana comes in. She's like oh my god Whoa, I didn't even know she was Oh, the person You know he look like you know he look like the famous actress guy the actress who married the old gentleman guy What's her name McFee McFee? Do you like McFee? Oh, right McFee McFee, you're well classic McFee over there McFee McFee McFee When the house was called McFee, it went on to Ramona's radar

Yeah when that was why I was going to get her way on to Ramona's radar. Yeah. Um, so then we go to Durin, Durinda and Leah in a car. Durinda's picking up Leah to go to this thing. She's like, has it going? Penny, feed your shush. Penny, feed your shush. It's been out of pilot pennies. Because that'll remind me of Richard and Ray, did you day? Yeah, yeah.

I actually had a penny for my thought, oh yeah, today, but I stepped on it and stuck in my foot now, away. So then we go back to the salon and the way I was like, oh, well, you were in your element last night at that awful party, right? And she's like, you know what? So many people called and said they could feel the love, okay?

I mean, I feel like I threw the party off the century, okay? Yeah, at the party of the century, I got so many calls from people saying they have fun, okay? The only problem with Leah, okay? Nothing's perfect, nothing's perfect, I'm all right. Leah and the actual party itself, which looks terrible. So then we go back to Leah and Dorenda in the car and Leah's like, that party was like the poke nose,

like Mount Erie Lodge. Like I was expecting a heart shaped jacuzzi. All right, please tell me that's not where the cash trip is. Please, it's my first one. Please tell me, please. Yeah, yeah, we've had a douche commercial. Hey, right. It's like, yeah, like Mount Erie Lodge. And don't me yeah yeah we like a douche commercial alright yeah like man airy lads and she's like no like a douche commercial you know like a feminine collect you know it just seems weird to me 63

years old you have a birthday party for yourself you know Derimba has this thing where it's so weird that after a certain age you have a birthday party it's not weird like after a certain age, you have a birthday party, it's not weird. Like at a certain age, like the birthday party matters. It's like, oh, you made it, you know, like get ready to do it because you're gonna be at that age soon. God bless, where every year, you're gonna have a big old birthday party and everyone's gonna be celebrating you.

Yeah. So yeah, stop partitioning. Yeah. Number 65, stop purchasing. Yeah. Number 65, the Ronnie Caron birthday parties. Here's what I'm saying. Still here, you're 66. I still got a kids. You're going to love me.

So the fee, the fee seems that's wrong, too, okay? So she's like, yeah, I think it's at Ramona. She literally asked every person to donate $100 so she could get a bag, which I did not realize, and that's hilariously tacky. It's so Ramona, who talks about how rich she is and 1% asked everybody to chip in $100 for her purse. And then, the little gift, I'd like you to make a donation

to my bag fund. Thank you. Yes. She's one of those Facebook posts instead what I have a charity called Gucci guy and so it shows the party where she gets the person she goes thank you thank you thank you because everybody got her the go she's so tacky and leaves like well at least she has a real kitchen now because But other one she's been carrying around is Frank

And then we go back and Ramona's peddling on about Avery. She's like, you know what my daughter's like a young mother, okay? He's girls. She's like these girls aren't eating okay. They should not be it should be drink. They should be eating okay Hey mom, what's the FedEx account? Okay? You hear that story? Mom, what the FedEx account, okay? Did you hear that story? FedEx account, yes. Yes, Tom. This is hilarious. In case anyone didn't hear the latest

Avery Singer gossip, she was caught by someone who was in the FedEx store because Avery was trying to use FedEx personal movers. And she kept on, she had these boxes of, she brought in all these stuff because she was moving and she was trying to sped exit, but she was treating them like there were movers, like she was putting in the lobby,

and just like, here they are, you can package it up. Or something like that. Yeah, and stuff from her car. And they're like, we're not your moving company. Oh, gosh. She started to get them up, apparently. Yeah, and then there was a statement out from Avery's reps, which is obviously just Avery, you know, like that was misunderstood.

How is that misunderstood Avery? Geez. So, Luan, yeah, so Luan's like, well, she's cute, you know. She walked up to me, she walked up to me, Ah, me, Zonia, let's talk about Zonia. She's like, whoa, did you see? You know what, she was dancing? I don't even want to talk about the ex.

It was too embarrassing. Okay. She's like, yeah, but Sonya broke the glass on that tray. I mean, she just stomped on it and broke it. I'm like, yeah, she hurt herself. You know what? That glass could hurt somebody in the eye, in the eye. In the eye. What if Hatter McFewer there? Okay, it would have been like McFew with glass or eye, okay?

Well, you know what? Reminds me of a new little ditty that I'm like fewer there, okay? I would've been like, me with glass or eye, okay? Well, you know what? Reminds me of a new little ditty that I'm including in my actuacos. Walking on, walking on, broken line. Line. I don't wanna talk about it, guy. So the man's like, yeah, that's so young.

It's been coming a real liability. And Ramona says, oh, I love it so much, you know, but this is from watching me from Miami, when she fell down so bad. And then they show her, you know, the infamous clip of Bethany being like, got a bad, just got a bad, get up, got a bad, you're gonna got a bad now.

She's like, I can't get you there's a demon, just face plants. When she falls on the floor from a seated position, yes. So then the man's like, well, you know, I just, I can't help someone that doesn't want to help themselves. I mean, you can lead a horse to a nail salon, but from there, what else can you do? Oh, the hypocrites on this cast just cracked me up. I just love, we're always going to remember Lou Ann sober season because

remember when I think she was with Dorenda and they were gonna go to that church but they stopped at Lou Ann's apartment first and Lou Ann's like oh yeah you know it's very difficult being sober and they open up her fridge and it's just all bottles of rosé. Now I'm just saving these for Sonia she apparently got a case of Coca-Cola and so Now, I'm just saving these for Sonia. She apparently got a case of Coca-Cola. And so, so Lohan's like, she's like, well, what happened with Leo last night? Am I right?

Am I right? You know what? I don't even want to discuss. Yeah, okay. Just don't even want to. I'm choosing embarrassment, okay? I'm just saying that and Mary and Beanstalk was there in her craziest outfit.

And Leo was still the most embarrassing person there. Okay, sorry. Sorry, I don't want to talk to him. Nothing to say. I don't even want to look her in the oil which may have a glass in it okay I don't even look so this I'm scutting scutting yeah it's like well she's coming here today so I guess there there you've been warned just like well you know what I don't want to talk about it because I'm nothing to say to him so discuss it so what does she do Ramona she's I don't even want to say it, but we end. That's how disgust is our am, we end. I got to do it.

So I'm wondering what did she do? Like did something happen that we didn't see on camera? Like, what is it? She makes it sound like, oh my God, I can't even talk about what's she was pretty. She was pretty. She was pretty. It was very offensive.

So then we go back over to the car. And Leah is also saying that she's pretty. She was pretty, it was very offensive. So then we go back over to the car and Leah is also saying that she's disgusted and she's like, who invites someone to a party and then gets angry when they're dancing. I mean, is this like John Lithgow or something like that? Like what's the deal? And she's like, yeah, I got a piece of glass in my foot.

I can't even get it out. I got to go back to Stable Raider. You're seeing? Yeah, Dorenda has like a kangaroo pouch for my foot. I can't even get it out. I got to go back to Storbo, right? You're seeing? Yeah, Dorenda, like Dorenda has like a kangaroo pouch for a foot. Like she's just walking around picking shit up off the floor. And then it's like, you know, I'm the one who's in trouble. And I was just doing what everyone else was doing. So I just think Ramona is full of the shame because like why else would she be trying to make me feel same Yeah, well you know why cuz Ramona is threatened by Leah because you you own the one thing that she can't have

Youth and also two percent milk. We don't want to be around till okay get it to the toilet when that happens am I I right? I'm one, you're right. You've got youth, which was part of Young and Thin. Oh, fuck. Listen, I don't know if it's all jealousy. I'm jealous of Leah, and I don't hate her. And who doesn't? Who's not jealous of young Thin people with their own company? I mean, is that bad? Maybe, maybe in my hilt because I can admit that I'm jealous? Okay. I'm jealous that somebody can dress like a fever blister and look good.

Okay. I'm jealous. There I said it. Beaver blister. Well, I mean, it's like blatantly obvious, right? That basically, Leah is acting out her relationship with her mother with Ramona. Like Ramona's just like a surrogate at this point.

Whoa, surrogate. Yes. And Ramona's doing the same with Leah. And so to me, it's funny that they're so mad at each other when they're clearly just like channeling Their family issues through each other instead. Yeah, it's great. Yeah, I'm So then Lou Ann at the society is like giving hugs and oh, you've got a food set up here What that reminds me of dinner theater? Oh me just kidding So then Ramona is talking to this girl, Christina,

who's one of the people who came to get a spa day. And she's like, so, Christina, okay? How long have you, I don't know the words for, how much I'm supposed to say, okay? How long were you? Brrrr, clink! Oh, let me out, let me out! How do we say it?

How do we say that, you know? What's that movie with, you know, uh, remember that show that was like that guy with a map on his back and his brother. He loved very much was inside that place that you were in with the bars. It didn't start McFee, but it started someone else. Okay. That how long we win that show? So I don't want to say it's like, uh, prison, I've been out of prison for like three years. I'm just like, oh my god, how long will you end that place?

But let me go. You have to write, put your hands up and not say anything because anything you say, Leo will probably try and hump with a vagina, okay? It's from trying to say. It's like, oh, I was in prison, prison. You still trying to say prison. I was there for 38 months, okay. I was incarcerated when I was 17. She's like,

whoa, how bad did you ruin your friend's birthday party to have to go to that place for so long? Yeah. Wow. Talk about it. I mean, you were seven, you were like a baby. You were like, Avery, if Avery didn't have all the privilege of the world, it might fit X account. Whoa, it's crazy. And she goes, yeah, I was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

And Luran's like, tell me about it, Homsister. The way you were wasted at a hotel, that is not the wrong place at the wrong time. Okay, you were not like witness to a drive-by from the mob. You were literally in the wrong place in any time. You were like, you were just in the wrong place in any time. Really? You were just in the wrong place, stupid. Doose me. I was staying at Barbara's house, and she had a cat.

Talk about wrong time, wrong place. OK, and it was just downhill from there. Oh, so Sonia comes in. She's like, what is this? What's going on? You know, which is just how Sonia enters, I think, really anywhere in her life. Where am I?

What's going on? Who is this? Hello? Hello? Where can I have a team like Caldor's card? So then Ramona is like tearing up. She's got like fake tears because she's like, look, I'm talking to a poor person and I want to show that I have empathy for people who are poor. So look, I'm crying.

I'm crying that I could have been poor. I could have been poor. Whoa. And then to randomly come and Ramona's just not gonna talk to Leah. She's like, you what? I'm just I'm just a kind of person If something upsets me, I'm just gonna shut it down because I don't know how to do with that So I just pretend it never happened. I'm like, yeah Ramona and that's you non-confrontational Ramon over there Remember just hate confrontation. What a wallflower. She has always

And Sonia sees Luan and she sees Luan and I was like like my bangs Hmm and Sonia goes no no Oh really cuz she loves them Sonia Rito. You're out of the show. You're out of the show You're worthless Your worth this a real star appreciates bangs when she sees them like Mcfee whoever that is By the way, you know the glass tray you stand for I got a glass and they put it can't find you be be seen there Everybody and she takes off her glass and she's showing everybody her foot and Luke goes oh, no glass

her glass and she's showing everybody her foot and Luke goes oh no glass and Ramona's like told you could have gotten somebody's foot okay son that could have gotten somebody's foot could have gone up one nose okay could have gotten someone's elbow okay what have gotten what have gotten someone's shoulder okay it's unsafe at any speed. And Sony's like, hmm, no, I don't really remember that. Sorry. Look at him. Look at him. This is all in everybody's head. Yeah, she's like,

you know what, Sonya, you can be all cut up. You could've been shattered. It could've been everywhere. I was surprised Sony was like, oh yeah, that must explain all these, all these scars here today. Yeah.

Is that why my face comes off now? Hmm. Could've pointed to somebody, okay? Yeah, is that why my face comes off now? Could've pointed to somebody, okay? And the ladies all go into the salon and the blue hands like ladies look all these people are here for you. So they go in to start getting their treatments and they're really cute. The red-headed lady. The guy's like, so what are we going to do here? And she goes, well, this is a wig.

He's like, I know, honey. It was some awkwardness. So then Leah and the way I'm talking, because Leah is just so mad, you know? And she's like, you know what? I am so disturbed and disgusted by Ramona. That's the word of the day. Disgusted, right? And when I was like, well, I tried to bring it up, but then I had all these terrible memories of when I was in shackles working on the side of the highway, paving things and picking up litter. Oh, it was awful. It was awful.

What were you saying? So you listen, Leah, I know I tried to bring it up with Ramona. Like, why would you single out the hot young one? You know, what did you do and Lee is like I don't even know I need to hear acting like she's you know she is I'm sorry. He would treat them all like shit. I don't know Look at the way she's acting right now she would normally treat all these women like shit Oh, that's what it is right. That's the best part about ever Mona's trying to be like this in Pathetic Soul.

If you ever heard of Fichei, well, they had that sub-eaching and that place you were in with the boss? No? Okay. Yeah, she's like, she would treat them like shit in real life. And that she's acting nice to them.

I mean, I can honestly barely look at her without throwing up. I love this show because they're all so adamant that they never did anything wrong, you know? Yeah. Like, okay, I think Ramona's being a total asshole. I'm total team Leah on this, but let's not pretend that you don't know why Ramona's annoyed. I think Ramona's really annoyed, not by the, I think she's letting everybody else off and not Leah because Leah's the one who screamed at her, you're a psycho! I was screaming at her in the party and I think that's the only

reason she's really. Well, also Leah's new and I think that's the only reason she's really well also lia's new and I think Ramona is very much into this whole thing of like I've been on this show for 10 years. I'm wealthy. I'm I'm inviting you into my circle And I don't think she holds Sony to that standard because she and Sonya came up together and also again like Leah is like substitute Avery and Ramona substitute Bonnie, so they're just gonna clash forever. And then they'll probably make up and hug and cry in the pool. I mean, if we've learned anything, Mexico is for Ramona to get a pool noodle and cry her heart out and apologize. So I'm looking forward to that moment.

Yeah. So Sonia and Ramona are talking now. Sonia's like, pull that happen. She's like, someone's eye. Guy? Someone's eye. Could it be the point? Kai. And so he's like, well, I don't remember being the only one dancing on the table. So I think everybody was dancing on the table. Were they? Maybe, but you're the one dancing on a mirror tray. So yeah, I think when you get to your age, you sort of know what materials

are really good for flamenco dancing. And that's not one of them. Yeah. So Lee is going to go talk to her machine. Like, I'm going to talk to your age you sort of know what materials are really good for flamenco dancing and that's not one of them Yeah, so Lee is gonna go talk to her machine like I'm gonna talk to this bitch And then meanwhile Durinda is trying on wigs with the salon guys like do you think I look at this brunette? Let me try this time. Do I look good? And he goes no You're not a brunette. Yeah Hold on my second. I got one of your scissors stuck in my foot. I'm gonna have to go die to soulful It's time for commercial. It's time for a I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest and insightful take on parenting. Hosted by myself, Megan Galey, Chris Garcia, and Kurt Brown-Oller, we will be your resident not-so-expert experts.

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Let's take off with Tamela Plane! Shate no shrinking Violet Kutar! We love you guys! So then, uh-huh, Ramona's like... It's not Ramona's crime. She's like, you know what? You know what? I don't want... I don't want it with like, you have like a little bit too much to drink, and then you end up in a situation

You want to be that that building with with the boss and the lights and the mob wire that they were all in I don't want you to have below any sandwich is on your face on you okay? Go straight to that place. You're not collecting like $100 What you know what the place I And so you're like well, you know that could happen Then I would end up in the wrong hotel room like, you she's like, yeah, okay. You know what we have to learn how to control this. So Leah comes in to talk and Ramona just like does that thing

where her eyes get really big. And she's just like focusing really hard on Sony and just keeps talking, talking, talking. But it looks like she's not even talking. She's just moving her mouth to talk like she's, you know, in the background of her musical Like watermelon pepper one watermelon pepper one guy What a mellum sorry, sorry, but yeah, I'm not supposed to talk with the talent. Okay, I'm gonna background

So then Leo's like, you know what this is all an act. This is bullshit and then we see a flashback of She's basically saying how like Ramona socks and we see a flashback of, she's basically saying how like Ramona sucks. And we see a flashback. I don't think we saw this originally of Ramona with back at Newport, and she was like, they're all sitting at a table and she's like, you know what, this group, we all have the best daughters. Okay, my daughter, Luan's daughter, Sony's daughter,

Dorenza's daughter, that waiter looks like he has a daughter. That's probably pretty nice. That woman, she's the daughter of someone else and there looks like he has a daughter that's probably pretty nice that woman She's the daughter of someone else and she looks like a great person, you know that cat that cat over there Look it has three daughters next to it all of them are great daughters. Am I missing anyone? No, oh at least I'll leave them include a lease on this okay Yeah, this is daughter And Lee is like um what about my daughter?

Erwin turns he's like well, she has a daughter too It's like yeah, what about my daughter. She's I don what about my daughter? Er, we're tensed. He's like, well, she has a daughter too. She's like, yeah, what about my daughter? She's, I don't know, you're daughter. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. She has to prove, she has to pass a Ramona test before she can be included in just like a generic toast. Yeah. So Lee is like, in that past, I've let things go

with Ramona, but being ignored and acting like you're invisible is like the worst thing you can do to someone. So then, so we go back and Sonia's telling Ramona reason why she got so crazy is because she's like, you know, my friends, my friends mother-dad yesterday, but I still came and then Leah just gleams it and goes, but this is all because Ramona is a terrible person.

Everyone knows it. Ramona is a terrible person. She's a terrible person. She's a phony. She doesn't support women. And Ramona just keeps talking. She's like, was your friends mother killed by flying glass? Exactly happy. No, to go to the point.

And you're one of her best friends and she treats you like shit. She is an awful person. What a melancholic, what a melancholic, what a melancholic, what a melancholic, like she refuses to look up and acknowledge Leah. And she's like, and- She's like, you're folly, I'm leaving. So, Sonia's like, well, Ramona, right now you weren't being a phony,

and you were being very real with me. So, I don't know. So, Leah storms off to the elevator and Dorinda follows her. Yes, yeah, and yeah, exactly. And can we do like a point counterpoint? So I don't know. So Leah storms off to the elevator and Durinda follows her. Yes. Yeah. And yeah, exactly. And can we do like a point counterpoint? You know, I know you, I know you, I feel like you get annoyed when I do this because I inevitably do this every single year. But let's contrast this little scene of Leah just saying, Ramona is terrible. She treats, she's a bitch to everyone. She's terrible to her friends and everyone knows it. Let's contrast that to Beverly Hills.

Are you sure you wanna hear this, Denise? It's really bad. It's really bad. It's really bad. I don't know if I can say it. You say it. You say it. No, you say it.

I mean, it's like, I know. Two different shows, but such a contrast in styles. Yeah. So Leo's like, I'm out of here. So she runs and to Rinda follows her and Luanne follows her. She's like, listen, honey, don't worry. And she's like, I do not want to do this here with these women. I'm not going to do that. And so Sonia's like, yeah, why are you so upset? Did Ramona say something to you? And she's like, she's rude. Now she got there. So she's furious. So Ramona just goes in and watches a lady get her hair dyed. And Leah's just going off in the elevator,

like telling me, I cheapen this group, how dare you. And so, so, I'm gonna... She's gonna elevate this shit. Sonya's just laughing at Leah, you know? And Ramona is trying to interface with the women again, and let the, from the society house, whatever it's called, portion society. She's like, you know what?

You have beautiful skin, okay? And I know this because I'm anxious by Ramona, okay? Your skin, I don't know how much better your skin can get, okay? I'm on maven skin. And Sony has just left in the lobby alone with the food. And she's like, now I can stuff my face and she just starts eating and she tells us some. There could be a whole slew of reasons Ramona is upset with Liyah,

but do I think it's correct to ostracize someone? No, especially tuna sandwiches, so I'm gonna get back to this now. And she's like stuffing her face and she's, oh this is smoked, I don't like smoked. Who put the platter of sandwiches at my events? Who? These are not allowed here. So then to Rinda and Ramona are talking and she's like, right, we like how to go to get back to sober for the glasses my butt. She goes, yeah, class your butts, nuts. So I can you need to talk to her. You got to Ramona. She's like, I your foot's nuts. So I can you need to tactfully, Ramona,

like, you got to Ramona. She's like, I can't say anything, Julia. I'm so sad, I just can't say anything. I'm so sad. So disgusting. I'm about what? I can't even really articulate, so I'm not really even sure yet what I'm

a disgusted about, but I'm disgusted, okay? No. And Ramona's doing that defensive phone usage usage where she's just like, I can't talk. And she's flicking really big. She's not really even doing anything. So then so they basically leave and we see some like before and afters of the makeovers which is really sweet.

It was a really nice event actually. So then after the makeovers are done, we go over to Century 21, where Sonya is there because her line has made it to Century 21, at long last, that really is happening. And she's like, God, I didn't even think we had enough clothes for the space. I mean, honestly, I didn't even think we had enough fabric

for one dress. I mean, really what we had was a sketch, a pencil sketch. I just can't believe I'm here. This is amazing. Yeah. And Durand is like, wow, this is amazing. Look at Gik. And she's wearing like a green fur vest thing.

She looks crazy. She looks like everybody is traveling. She's like traveling, like, troubadour. She's like a Renaissance fare. Or like, she's like, hi, I'm here to perform some of Romania's greatest hits. I know, she looks like a member of like the cast of, what is that show? I'm Utrid. My father is Utrid. My son is Utrid. King, the last kingdom. Okay, sorry everybody. I got lost there in my Utrid.

God, I love Utrid. So, I don don't know what I don't know anything that you're not saying. But it's one of the shows I'm shocked that I watch, but I love it. And it's this really hot guy named Ultraid. I am ultraid. That's how the show starts every week. I am ultraid. Father, son of Utrid, Fada of Utrid, Manumta world, whatever he says. Okay. The other one, the other Utrid, the other, the Utrid. Yes, it's like the Yolanda Foster, a straight guys on. Is it a reality show or is it like a scripted?

No, it's a scripted show. Oh, some of my historical... Guys. So, yeah. Oh, so yeah. Sorry, I got one. So, because Utred is like literally so hot. Every time I even say the word Utred, I'm like, where am I?

What am I talking about right now? All right, I'm gonna look him up. I want to see Utred last. Good. Oh my god, everybody. Everybody, take a break right now. Fast forward, 30 seconds if you're not into this. Take a moment.

Take a moment. Oh, Utred. Utred. Utred. Utrecht. Utrecht. Utrecht. Utrecht. Utrecht.

Utrecht. Utrecht. Utrecht. Utrecht. Utrecht. Utrecht. Utrecht. Utrecht.

Utrecht. Utrecht. Utrecht. Utrecht. Utrecht. Utrecht. Utrecht. Utrecht. Utrecht. Utrecht. Utrecht. Utrecht. Okay, the point is very different for a short. I did not realize it was a like a sword show, you know,

that's exciting. Yeah, yeah, you tried. It's very manly. I feel very manly when I get a bone or watching that show. That weird point is this. Dorenda looked like she should have had a tambourine in her hand. Yes, or a spear like she just killed a muppet

and she's wearing it. Yeah, she's like this, but I do I throw a spear and they go, my tambourine can celebrate. I think I'm fl spear and I go My team are being disallowed Think I'm blessing I totally got it. I just got Utre did right now get Utre did okay, so So she's like this so so Dorenda's like so sweet. She's like oh my god This is amazing. I got goosebumps. I got I called this this goosebumps called Utre and this one's called Utre and that's not a Utre I got you true somehow. Yeah, then I'm gonna check out of this whole show and during this I'm really having a Utreet. I love a Utreet. Oh my god. Oh, you know what?

Ronnie keeps saying Utreet. I think you're thinking the word McFee. McFee makes more sense. You know what? Sony is a little engine that can't. I think I can't. I think I can't. Crash on a track. get the minutes but with I think I can I think she's going to change up the track now Let's look on the changes ran into a village and started it on The change coming back the change rolling the change on the freeway the change flying

Hey The chains on the freeway the chains flying the chains Hey I was actually just like listening to the journey of the train. I was like I wonder where it's gonna go I love it. I did the fact that I like flew off at the end I went to the point of the express so Yeah, so then our so Ramona shows up. Whoa whoa oh my god front and center like McFee on stage But in center wow is so great being here at century 21 it reminds me my birthday Which is like the birthday party to the century okay My birthday party the century twenty what guy?

21 guys you're what the center? What in and first you the thoughts your perform and they're like the perfumes like no perform. And so he goes he should Google that. Okay. Google it. So they're going to they're just talking about the cast trip and everything and Durinda's asking

Ramona how she's going to handle Leah and everything and she's like yeah you're really hard on me. I mean you still can't really even know what you're mad about, huh? She's like, you know what? You know what? I'm not gonna talk to Leah, okay?

I'm not gonna move into vacation. I'll be civil, I'm gonna be a lady, okay? And I wish she could be more of a lady, but she is who she is, okay? A non-lady, Utreed type person, okay? Yeah, you know what? Once again, Ramona's just gonna avoid, avoid, avoid. You know, Ramona's the thing from the dark.

In the dark, she's fine, but she's shining light on it. She's scared, she's scared. What are all these durindaisms? Cause right before this, we even skipped one, where she's like, this is where she pulls the cat out of the bag. We're just gonna ride it out of the hat. She's like, this is where she pulls the cat out of the bag. She's even riding out of the hat. Toys! The point is, yes. Never feed Ramona after midnight.

Don't get a wet. Ramona does kind of have Gremlin. Well, Gremlin's, I don't know, maybe not Gremlin. She has 100% because there are times where you're like, oh Ramona, and then she gets light on her and eats late and gets wet and next You know she's like a monster in a little Corvette scooting around and that's me killed swinging from a fan. Yeah You to get me wet against my people Okay, look look look look look now. I'm spawned. There's a for you. Got me wet. No. And then how did they kill the Gremlins? I forget.

Uh, well, they die with water. Yeah. There's some whole thing where they're all in like that store. I just watched Gremlins again like a year and a half ago. And they are all in like a big toy store. And there was like a found. No, wait, no. They accidentally get into the fountain.

And they take over and, no, it wouldn't be water. Because water turns them into, water turns them into Gremlins. I think they, they all get into the fountain and they take over and... No, it wouldn't be water, because water turns them into... Water turns them into... Water turns them into... I think they all get burned down. I don't remember. I actually don't love... I remember the Gremlin and the Blender.

I remember that one. Gremlin. And of course, there's Spike. Who... kind of Spike actually kind of reminds me to render a little bit. I kind of feel like Darynda would have that hair. Like when she's older, she might be one of those like... She's close.

She is close to it. She's getting a little bit like Spike. But I think that Ramona is true with that. Right now, she's still in might be one of those like, she's close. She is close to it. She's got a little bit like spike, but I think that Ramona is true with that. Right now she's still in heat miser territory, but yeah, she is going towards spike. Ramona's definitely the Gremlin and the convertible with a lipstick. Yeah.

Okay, so Dorenda leaves and Sonja and Ramona are talking again and Sonja's like, well, you know about Leah, I know that you said a new port that is she ever acts like that again. So you know what? You know what, so yeah? What? I found out that Leah is bipolar, okay? And that means she's not supposed to be drinking, okay? Because I know people who are bipolar and the good thing is you can like ask bipolar people, you could ask each poll to send a hundred dollars for a purse and then you can

Better purse, okay? You should not mix alcohol with medicines for either of your polls, okay? It's very everything Bipolar people can't be around a compass, okay? Because they make the compass spin around in circles, okay? They got two polls. It's very confusing and magnet school all over the place It's very scary. You can't drink. It's a dangerous situation. What if a magnet gets in someone's oil? Okay, I mean, you can't have Santa Claus a serrapal in okay make up your mind Whoa, whoa she got on the trip. She's getting on she's a bipolar Express

She can take two different trains to the North Pole or the South Pole. Okay, that's just what she has You can't be drunk if you're driving those trains. I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry, okay drunk if you're driving those trains. I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry, guy. Um, so Sonia is like, why is Remonna telling me this and where is she getting this information? I do not want to get involved. And Remonna said, yeah, she's through torches. I forgave her. She acted crazy and knew what I forgave her. And now it's my birthday party. You know what? Three strikes by Pola, I said. I love that this show allows for situation where someone says something like, you know what, she trashed my home with torches.

And I forgave her. And that's like the most innocent part of all of it. That's the number one. Like strike one. You threw torches and fire around at my house. And I forgave you. Like what? Three times your tri-polar, OK?

So, so now, God. And the reason why we're supposed to go to go after someone's mental illness in a fight. I mean, just so fucking disgusting. Like, we love to laugh. We'd love to laugh at this show. But God, don't ever let us laughing make you think that we don't know that Ramona Singer is a disgusting fucking human being. I mean, that is just terrible Ramona shame on you. Lisa Rina is so jealous. She says Munchausen once on a season four years ago and is still paying for it. I remember, she's like, she's bipolar, which means she's crazy.

It's gonna be in that place with McFee. And she says, that's like, next scene. But the reason why I'm Ramona said this, dropped his bomb, which I love is like, on New York, it's like not even a bomb. And she's like, oh, another thing that happened is because she said, we can't just legal. She writes like a blog, which we all know is a block that sits on a frog, okay?

And she's stupid. I was wondering where you were gonna go with that. I was wondering too, I was like, quick, come up with two words. Anyway, a blog is a block that sits on a frog. She wrote on that blog that she's bipolar and like, you know what, my girlfriends read it and you're like, aha, that explains it wall. Like, because Ramona, she goes, yeah, you know what, my girlfriends, they go on the internet

and I don't go on the internet because I don't have time. Okay, but my girlfriends do and they saw a blog. Ramona, you're on the internet all day long. What do you think fucking Snapchat and Instagram are? You don't. So a blog. I love down on her friends for having the time to go on the internet. So now, now it's time to start packing for the big trip.

So Ramona's packing. She's like, every, get this to FedEx, we're going to Mexico, okay? Look, this makes you one piece. I don't know where the wall, okay? And then Luana just trying on giant hats, chickie toes. So everyone packs, they fly to Newark, and we get to Kank, or they fly out of Newark, I don't know where they fly out of. Why am I saying that?

They go, we've made it, we're here in Mexico, fly out of Newark I got. I don't know where they fly out of. Why am I saying that? They go, we've made it. We're here in Mexico. You're in Newark. Well, it's different country. I can already tell. Look at that hair. No, you're still in America. Well, this is why can I get a burrito?

Mm. It'll be that. That's right. So yes, now they're often they arrive in Cancun and Leah and Ramona are still ignoring each other in the baggage claim and Leo's like, well, we're still not like talking, but it's kind of hard to ignore her leggings and heels to be honest. And then we hear vibe ratings. There's vibe rating.

Someone's suitcase is vibe rating and they're trying to figure out which one it is and somebody's like, whoa That sounds like a big one And he's like, oh my god, and man is that yours and it is lewans her suitcases vibrating and the luggage guys cracking up And the man goes, oh, you know what that thing is it's the thing to mix the juice and during the summer Yeah, I know about that It might be the thing in the galaxy. Um, could I have some assistance peeling Sonia Rita off my luggage? Okay, please stop straddling my luggage Sonia Rita. Why are you calling my luggage Utrens Sonia Rita? Get

off. Yeah, it's my juicer that normally has to be plugged into a wall to work, but I guess somehow with that Mexican magic just turns it on So they take a van over to the place and it's good good good It's a location on this I mean, I love their Miami house last year, but this is amazing This is so nice and word monos thrilled thrilled you know because Ramonal loves a good vacation and she especially loves a lot of people to do things for her. Okay she loves that so they show up she's like whoa D'Rindy. Whoa this is crazy. D'Rindy. So they show up and there's like towels with their names on them and there's like a Marriottu band and you know Ramon's like oh my god this is crazy look the wean look there all these people from know, we're most like, my god, this is crazy.

Look, the man, look, there are all these people from your event, they're back here and they're playing instruments for us. Wow, that's crazy. Yeah, and the, you know that they're ready for just tourists. Like, this is like the tourists, even though it's gorgeous and everything, this is like the tourist spot, mansion or whatever, because the Marriotti band is playing. or whatever because the Marriotti band is playing I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I A lot of odd red and suitcase. Yeah, they're like playing the most popular karaoke song. So they walk it, so Ramona walks into the foyer and there's like a line of like the staff has all lined up and there's someone there and just,

oh my god, how many helpers do we have here? It's like servant's galore. It's like finally, and now we've said it. And now we've said. Oh my god, Ramona. Oh my god, we're in the cringe Could you have met I mean it's just the more I'm mortified I'm mortified even watching it. Oh my god. We don't deserve this entertainment We don't deserve it. It is it is like both so awful and problematic and yet like just the funniest shit you've ever seen

She's like I have to check out the house immediately. You know what, so beautiful. Hey, are you the head servant, Caesar? Send your name, let's sell it, okay? Listen, finding something steamed, I and chicken to do that, Caesar, you're promising right now, Caesar, you're gonna be the one to do it,

I'm sorry. So, hey, can one of your servants tell me what the pool is, great, thanks. So she goes out to the pool, and I'm like, you servants tell me what the pool is? Great. Thanks. So she goes out to the pool and I was like, you know what? If this temperature is good, I'm going to go in right now. So she like dips her toe in and then she like tries to get into the float and then she falls into my God. Yes, I'm spawning tonight. I touched the water. I touched the water. Okay. You got me wet. Sorry. Sorry. So they're all cracking up, because she falls in the pool.

And the way I go, wow, this place, this is the bomb. And we're gonna go, wow, the bomb, whoa, it's a bomb. I like that, it's a bomb. Oh, that, you know what, that's something that will wind you up in that, in that big building with the gate that you can't get out of, because you held a bomb, am I right? Subom.com, Ramona. Is that on the internet? Okay. I'm too busy for that.

Okay. Oh, I just saw a bomb. Okay. It started. It started my feet terrible. And none of the handwights didn't do well. So Ramona and Sony are talking. And guess what Ramona is talking about? Oh my god. Why are these isn't there? I totally agree. Oh, no, that's not what they're talking about. Okay. Yeah. Poor Elise. What the hell? Like she's was just the race Elise. It's the race. Lisa a race Elise campaign. The hell. I can't believe they didn't want to see Erica.

Some people just can't handle Erica. All right. I was really looking forward to going down there and sitting on people's laps and being like, hey, I'm Erica. So Romanticists. Oh, good. Sorry, I'm sorry, Ronnie. Can we give a little shout out to an Instagram, an Instagram account called, I believe, Roni musicals. This guy, he writes little musicals and he has his friends sing them and he has a song dedicated to Elise

That's like about like Elise same like I'm gonna be Erica tonight and it is so funny So if I go check out that Instagram account. I'll check that out That's hilarious. Yeah, I love good musical over here and also Vicky Judeis who that's another Instagram account That's a good one. Yeah, that's a really good one. All they do is put perms on the housewives. That's all it is. That's just, that's the effort. So Ramone is going off about what else, Leah? She's like, you know what?

She was sitting here. I'm just gonna say it. I'm just gonna say it. It was very upset. And I was very heart-halleah, acting in my party. And I said to her specifically, healthy, acting, and my party. And I said to her specifically, and this is my having a birthday party,

and I would like you to come, but I'd have to act mature, okay? It's my party! And she's like drawing this huge fit over there. And so, and she's like, well now that she says it like that, I totally get it what Ramona means. Yeah, Ramona's like,

I'm hurt, I'm hurt. And so I was like, that's right. You're not mad. You're not judgmental. You're hurt. You're hurt. Now, why were you hurt again? I still am not following that part.

So then, do you step on my glass? In the kitchen for some more awkwardness. The man's like, I'm blowing glass, big boy. And he's like, yes, you speak very wonderful Spanish. She goes, my Spanish is trash. All right, I know it. You know it. He's like, well, do you know how to ask for a beer?

K-so. No beer. Oh, yes, of course. Of course. salsa. Because of Gayo. Yes. I'll have a pico de Gayo.

I'm allowed to these days. I guess guacamole is is international am I right? That's a free me that's a free me Anyway, I'll have a subrero please on the rocks So then back outside of Rome's like she lifted up her skirt and Sonia says no, she said she didn't she's like I had to pull it down I have to pull it down in I had to pull it down. In front of my 50 girls and school friends again. What an ugly guy. This is celebration of being not her body, okay?

I had to run over to it and pull down her dress. And then we see it. And all it was was like Leo was dancing at her dress just like rode up because her arms were up. And so it wasn't like she was not doing what Ramona was being like literally taking off her dress just like rode up because her arms were up. And so it wasn't like she was not doing what Ramona was being like, like literally taking off her dress with a cabaret, she just like her dress rode up. And so Ramona just like pulled it down,

like literally not a big deal. Yeah. So she's like, you know what? Here she wants to get naked, bring it around, start that little fatso over there on fire with a torch. Go for it. But not at my party, but she only knew like five people.

Okay, she should've been her best behavior, okay? Alline was there, okay? I'm sorry, sorry, 50, my closest girlfriends. What a good fee were there. What a good thing. What a good thing. Then Sonia, this is Rich. She's like, well, I get what Ramona is saying.

Because when you go through events like this, you really have to really then, you know, you're until you get to know people. I'm like, Soniaia you're the one who sent somebody to the hospital to get glass from I know doctor sobel has a house in the hamptons because of you Yeah, you can't just throw up your dress and you know throw up your show of your hoo ha unless you're so near Morgan that is I'm glad you do that one in there. she's about to get clocked by America. So now they're sitting down to eat lunch and sitting and go, oh, are they found their welcome drinks, which is always a bad sign.

You know, Suny is already shit faced, by the way, she's already drunk. She goes, what kind of alcohol was in that? And he's like, tequila. She's like, no, just a rosé now, just some rosé. How was the rosé just water on this so I know I know um could you talk me off I was I was having a glass of empanada empanada yeah is that how you say it and Ramona son he was like Ramona look at you Ramona why don't you even have a calmato or anything I don't even see anything on your vagina don't you even have a Kalmatoa rating? See, I don't even see anything on your vagina.

You don't even have a Kalmatoa or anything. I thought there I have the Chabby's pussy. Elmer, Ramona. And there's, well imagine if I said it, I mean, like I literally can't think of a more vulgar term. I mean, I've never even said Chubby Pussy before in my life. Never. I guess I can set it right now. No.

And during this like, I literally, literally break the neck running back to get a room, so I made a game! It's gonna be like a game show. And I've got a puzzle. Okay. So I'm gonna be presenting whoever wins, get the Monicrant robe. Okay. Crescent Wink. If Soniaia Boakein has enjoyed a large meal, what is the first thing she does in the car? Ooh, ooh, ooh.

Ring, ring, ring goes the trolley. I'd like to ring in, please. Well, Sonia screams out her answer, even though it's about her, and she goes, FOMMIT! LAUGHTER Fuck a bell boy! So the man goes farting and she's like, yeah you got it!

And then he goes, well, sometimes I vomit too. The sonia morgan story. So then Durinba, the next question. What is the wince favorite word? Ding ding ding ding ding! Cabaret! You got it! What is Lewand's favorite word? Ding ding ding, boop, cabaret. You got it! Would you believe it, girls?

They know my favorite word. Wow, we got the room. So Lewand's like very excited. She has, she's, she and Lee are going up to look for the room. She's like, and she's just like, well, this is amazing. I got first choice for once. Norman, I'm stuck in the basement with all the spiders or say say in Spanish all the Maracas. Am I right? Am I right?

They'd like it. Maracas. So she goes up with Leah and then the last ones are Sonia and Ramona who we're gonna share anyway so they'll go find their room and they find the one by the kitchen and the pool. Okay, so then Tarinta and Leah are gonna go sit out and talk and and they found the one by the kitchen and the pool. Okay, talk, yeah. So then Tarinta and Leah are gonna go sit out and talk. And meanwhile, Ramona's of course making the staff unpack her. Yes, of course. It's Ramona.

So, yeah, classic Ramona. And she's trying to like make it seem like she's really cool. She's like, you know what, I haven't seen this. Like, you know what, the last time I bought this was actually in London, okay? The guy's like, I really don't care. Like, you know what the last time I bought this was actually in London, okay? The guy's like, I really don't care. Just give it to me and I wanna get out of here right now. So, Dorenda is revving up Lea to go get Ramona, you know?

So, how do you feel? And Lea says, I'm her, it's just, you know what? I think you heard about bigger things than just the Pali. I mean, she's active and Lea, Dorenda's not even sly. Like, Like on Beverly Hills they're trying to do it off camera where they're revving each other up and then they just let them go on screen. Durinda just does it right on camera. She's like, he's what you're upset about. I'll make a list for you, see you're in there. But what you're upset about, okay?

Also Durinda has now told pretty much everyone in the cast that they're upset about something larger than what they're saying. And yet when anyone even suggests that to do it, you know, you get shut you fuck up. You be quiet. You're a mean person. You're a mean person. Yeah, you're right. During this guided every fight the season with. No, you know what you really upset about? I think there's something going on with her. Something's going on with her. And yet God forbid someone says that about Durinda.

Yeah. So Leah has heard because Sonia called her and told her that Ramona was gossiping about her having bipolar disorder. And so now she's really pissed. Yeah. And Derinda's like, well, when did you tell her, when did you tell her about it? I want to know the timeline. She says, no, I didn't tell her, which means she was doing some digging, which is also really weird. Okay, that is weird, but you wrote like national articles, like it was written in something, you know. If you put it on the internet, it's on the internet, so it's not like, it's not like she went and broke into your medical records at St. Vincent's or wherever.

But it still is, it is aggressive Ramona for sure. Yeah. So yeah, so, so, Dharinda and the funny thing is now Dharinda, everyone just keeps projecting all their issues onto each other. So Dharinda has like, I guess, sees something of Hannah in Leah,

or maybe just herself. And she's like, you know what? Okay, daughter, slash me. Let me tell you something. Okay, you are a wonderful girl and she's got a quit because you're wonderful And let me look at your foot. You have anything in there. We have to take it to talk to store but I can do that for you I can do that for you. Yeah, and she's like Ramon, like two methods of getting someone Blaking cheese over the top narcissism or a smear campaign and let's see now and Leah tells us her journey

You know or whatever and that she was diagnosed on her 30th birthday as bipolar and dedicated the last seven years of her life and got control of it. And she's not even on medication. And so for her to be saying she's mixing medications as gross and I don't blame her for being defensive. Yeah, yeah, I'd be pretty upset. You know, if you want the Avalia,

I had a conversation with Ramona and said, I have to be careful with my meds and whatever, but, you know, it was just a little tacky of Ramona. Yeah, Ramona loses this one. And so Ramona is still like, yeah, this one's wrinkle because I bought London's you need to steam it. So oh, and this is my workout care. Oh, and I brought skincare for everybody's.

They can look like me. Okay. This is my workout gear. Oh, and I brought skincare for everybody. So they can look like me, okay? And then Leah says what probably should be like her next t-shirt. Don't talk about my vagina and don't talk about my mental health. Just put that on all your t-shirts. Yeah.

So Durinda talks to, she comes to see Ramona and Sonia and see what they're doing. And she's like, Ramona, you got attacked to the Liyah, excuse me, I haven't been shunning Liyah, I haven't been giving Liyah bad vibes, I haven't been inviting Liyah anywhere, but it's gonna be 50 of my nearest girlfriend, she's probably gonna embarrass me, Kai. Yes, whatever. She's like, you're avoiding him, Ramona. And that's when Ramona starts doing that thing where she looks like she's trying to stop the elevator doors from closing.

She's like, you know what? And she puts her hands forward like this. I'm really good. I'm really good. Okay. So yeah, she's like, you know what? She needs to apologize to me, okay. I'm like, you know what?

I don't think that Leah goes to these kind of parties. She'd like to chuck a few spread her legs and dance around to do what she does. Fine, don't do it on my join, okay? I'm like, did you see Sonia on that mirror, like literally dancing with a centerpiece on her head? And it wasn't even your dime, it was all for free. Larry Scott did it all for free, so shut up.

Yeah, you even said so on camera. Yeah, and so she's like, hurt me and she knows she hurt me So instead of sending a little messenger like to render and Sonya's drunk now, so she like she just has to say Come on baby. Let's do this with Chubby pussy, right? So Leah calls her kid and she's like, Mom, why are you wearing those giant earrings? Mom, your hair looks bomb-y. Mom, don't wear those. Mom, hold the phone up in a different angle. Mom.

So then now we see Ramona. So this is glam. This is real house. It's a New York glam. This is what what counts. They basically have like a local like someone who works at the resort. But there's all these places are on like a resort. And this woman comes in and with like a curling iron and Ramona's like, you know what? I don't like the end curly. I like them straight. It's more the hip look. It's but then ultimately this lady like, either didn't understand her, didn't care. I just like, fuck this bitch, calling me a servant.

And she, more comes out looking like she's like 1972 with her hair crossed. Thank you, what? It's fun, okay? I didn't even know a bottle of Windex could curl here, okay? So I learned something to paint, okay? But, now what is this cocktail? you said it has arsenic in it? Is that a liqueur?

Yeah. So then, Lea and Torinda, Lea gets a caftan. Torinda makes her wear this beautiful leopard caftan. And she's like, you know, well, I got a support, Lea, make her feel confident. I don't want Remona to be able to criticize what she's wearing. And Remona's never worn anything like this in her life And it's like this big Mrs. Furley Yeah, Mrs. Roper rather sorry. It was actually kind of a smart move. She's like, you know what? Like we're gonna like

Basically if Leah confronts Ramona Ramona is gonna probably try to like divert it into like well Look what you're wearing your cat. You can't even wear it properly here in Mexico. So it was smart. And so then we go over to Sonia. We see Sonia lying in bed and the covers are up to like over her chest, but we see that she's basically naked. I'm like, oh, and she's sitting there,

and she goes, wait a second, and she like looks all nervous, and then she like leans forward, and she's like a reason or something off the bedcloth, that she's like, there we go. She'sans forward and she's like, peace like a reason or something off the bedcloth that she's like, there we go. Okay, good. I was concerned that my Eminem got away.

And then she, and then, and then it's like her turn for her glam and she just rips the covers off her and she's like, buck me. Can you guess? Blow drag girl coming in. Rules like Sonya. Okay. Realize like Sonia, okay? You know what? I'm used to thinking they could, but I'm not sure the lady who just called my hair

with a windex bottle, she used to it, a guy. And she's like, oh, the servants. She's like, make me the most gorgeous one here, all right? I want to be the star. I'm going to be the star tonight. And she's just completely gone. Yeah, and Ramona's like putting towels over her. So like over the course of this like glam session,

she just sort of progressively has more and more pieces of fabric just sort of like patched on top of her, you know? Yeah. And Ramona's like, well, I don't know where Sony is so gloopy right now. I mean, I think that Sony is on medication. Like this is my new thing. I think everyone's on medication and they're mixing their meds, okay? Yeah, I wonder if that's what she was doing, like saying Sony is probably on meds and mixing

so that she can say later, what? I thought Sony was on meds too. It's not that big for deal, okay? Say that about everyone who's got a problem. So, Dorenda and Lear are still talking and Dorenda is like, okay, but don't expect an apology because she wants you to apologize. And Lear's like, yeah, I mean, her best friend Maria told the police that I'm showing everyone by vagina. I mean... I just love Ramona. It's like, easily shocked circle of ridiculous women that she keeps around.

That gossip about this, yeah. So, it's hilarious. When Arlene is there, Marion Beanstalk in like a stained glass window turned into a dress or a pantsuit. So then Luanne comes into where as Sonya was like, just like, waste it. She's basically like, her head is just somehow barely still on her shoulders. And she has like a little glass near her. And Luanne's like, what are you drinking?

Oh, just coffee. Thank God And during this like you sure you don't want to just go to bed So Lou Angus stand to play some pool with Leah and we are like this is like very Declass a okay, yes, yeah, it's like wrangling cats am I right and then upstairs literally? It's like wrangling the cats of cats to say, listen, I need to be in your show. I could bring so much memories of being in the head with a balloon

is sandwich with a mustard packet inside it in the Palm Beach. Thank you. Thank you. Slian upstairs, son, you just throws off her dress, you know, throws off the towels or whatever she's got. B.H. J. Thank you. Thank you. Stereo's son, you just throws off her dress, you know, throws off the towel or whatever she's got. And they're in the same. Oh my God.

The hypocrisy of Ramona. He's like, well, every she seems okay at the moment, goes, being naked, getting your hair done, think it's van cause it's Sonya. Someone's having a drink. Think they're in alcoholic. Yeah. It's true. So then Ramona goes downstairs,

but she's totally avoiding Liam Liu who are still playing pool. And by the way, the Wands, Steely, Determination and the competitive nature are like all over her face. Well, they're playing the stupid pool game. They're not really paying attention. But you just see the Wands got the bad, the pool queue. And her face is like, I'm going to get this one in the pocket. I'm going to this one in the pocket. I'm gonna get it in for all the countess as you've been abused and shackles. Ha!

Uh. Um, so Ramona is really nervous. I think she knows what's coming, you know? She knows it's like her fight night and she does not want to go up against Leah. So she's just walking all over and she goes in the kitchen. She's like, hello! So you what, Subichi guy?

Cause I've got a guy who's gonna make a Subichi bar. And she's like, you what? So I? Subishi guy, because I've got a guy who's going to make a subishi bar. And she's like, you what? So I had subishi once and they married it into juice of the grapefruit. Okay. So who's making the subishi? Okay. Who is it? Juice of grapefruit.

I love that she says juice of grapefruit. And I'm talking to her. Juice of grapefruit. So like, so who's making anna? Ladies like, well, there's the station outside, she goes, oh, okay, okay, all right. Oh my God, she's just like trying her best to talk to you anyone, even disturbance, okay.

So, so then they're talking and, and we find out that Sonia has been spending the whole afternoon drinking Coke with Rose in it which I've never never heard of I've never heard that either Luan's like first of all that's disgusting and then we see Sonia coming out of her room And she's dressed at least you know, and she's like she's talking to herself as she walks down the hall And she goes a rope and a hat and like a straw hat. That's why I'm the New York Ranger. I have an unstoppable pussy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She said she was fucking a New York Ranger and I'm just wondering what what guy from that Russian spa has lied to Sonya Oh yes I'm a hockey player New York Rangers

Oh I thought she said I am a New York Ranger I was like what the hell is Sonya talking about No she said oh my god I'm so fuckable that's why I'm fucking a New York Ranger Oh my god so during this like come on guys. She's getting warm. Hey, Raman is like, yeah, you know what? It's all about curing the citrus. It's great fruit. Marinate that instantaneously. And she's like, you're not the expert, Raman, all right? No, disguised expert, but that's how you do it. It's very simple. And to this, right, the music, guys, you know, she has her phone out. She's not even that's not even Subjit doesn't do it. It's not like an instant thing. She's like, okay

Everyone this is something called juice of lemon. Okay, and you put it on fish and whoa immediately it's cooked Kai Wow From zero to cook in less than three seconds signing off. It's Ramona singer and Durinda's cracking out because it's so how Ramona avoids anything she's doing this like the insane flip on her phone which means she's not doing anything and pacing back and forth just obviously terrified or writing lines on her Instagram story. Yeah, so she go. Yeah, so she goes up to the guy behind the bars. She's Hey listen, you what? Jeff wine. What kind of wine you have? You know what? Do you have a chastilla? Yo, do you have a pacuti? You know what?

Black gaff? Lots of different fancy. What? Let me see what you have. Let me see what you have. Let me see what you have. If Joseph Grape, we know that Ramona is really nervous. If she is asking for red wine instead of Pina Grigia.

That was shocking to me. I think in 10 years we've never seen her do that. Yeah, this year she's not been only drinking Pina. I guess since her wine company went under, she doesn't have to start with the peanut grease she'll bullshit anymore so now she drinks like normal thing I mean not that that's not normal but she drinks. Oh there you go. So they all gather around they're finally already and so they all gather around and suddenly it's like hey handsome hey what's coming on you look like you're one of the New York Islanders. Wanna fuck later.

I have another Coca-Cola in Rose, please. Anyway, you knew Jizzy Dava. What's going on? It just takes off her hat and throws it across the room. And suddenly it's like, you know what? I can't deal. I've reached my limit. And someone passed this Ramona drink. I think we were, I'm just like, hey Ramona, try this.

And she says, oh, you're what? My girlfriend gave me some of this from my birthday. And suddenly goes, good for your girlfriend. Hey, there! Hey, there! Oh, God, that was amazing. I hate her. So then she's like, okay, so here's the thing, Mona.

Leah never said anything to you, right? She never said anything, right? You guys haven't talked, right? And Leah's like, I'm literally right here, okay? I'm in old lady of Captain. Okay, I'm ready for this. Yeah, it's like, yeah, but she never said anything to you. And you never said anything to her, right?

It's like, I've only been kind to Ramona So can we address the fish in the room? And you've been living making family fishy game remote other weird. No, no the fish, you know the CVT man Right this road testing some comedy for the excellent news show Mary thought kill that's about to take over all of a rural County in Wisconsin and Sunday Sun you tell the guy she goes, so you never think about me. I haven't had anything to drink tonight and he goes, no. Okay. So Sun you're like, yeah, say what you're going to say to her

Mona in a kind manner. And Lee is like, okay, well, I don't have that much to say. Um, but I'm disappointed that you talk about my depression issues behind my back when I'm actually overcomadal. So like, you know what? Maybe I'm trying to make excuses for you. If you behave, you're after you hurt me. You know what? I was more hurt than that time. I was watching that show called hashtag scorpion and Mcfee thought she was gonna get killed by a Terrence but they saved her okay. That's how I felt It's like my behavior. Oh nothing. You know what that just get about it. No, I want to know what behavior Ramona and

Wait, who says? Well Ramona said you know what? I don't want to do this. No, I don't want to talk about this in a group situation. Okay? I don't want to talk about it. Well, you've already talked about my vagina to half uppery side And then they just cut to the guy working there like oh god Ramona told me you're bipolar and that's when you were acting like told me you're bipolar and that's where you were acting like. Good. So you're like, you know what, you're talking about my vagina that you upper aside. I don't like it. Roman says, well, you know what? I don't have any interest in your body parts. I don't even say that word came. Let me say that word around you guy.

Yeah, there are two words I don't say. One is for that building that's on Riker's Island. I don't say that word. And the other is for that thing that sounds serious, which is like a lady thing that's on Riker's Island. Okay, I don't say either of those words at all. Prison badge, prison badge, prison badge. Stop it. Stop it.

They can't say. They can't say. Her head explodes. And Lee is like, then why are you talking about it? She goes, I'm not talking about you. You're talking about it? She goes, I'm not talking about it. You're talking about it. Ah! You know what?

You hurt me. You hurt me, okay? She's like, how? She's like, well, you know what? The fact that you don't get it hurts me more, okay? Because I took you in, all right? I took you in, okay? I mean, I don't know how I took you in because Tinsley brought you into this group.

And I technically have just been really rude to you This entire time, but you hurt me. Okay, and you don't understand if you don't get it. I'm not gonna explain it Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Don't get my FedEx account She's doing that thing. Where's your joint? Right make the thing good I took you in I took you in So bad and it's like what what are you even talking about?

Because you're trying to manipulate me like a child because of your past and I feel bad about your past You're wet you're torched into my house. Just that was months ago. I don't even know what I'm saying. You know what you're right. I'm crazy. You're right. I'm crazy.

I'm trying to make it. I'm sorry that I'm about to introduce you to Larry Scott. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I was about to introduce you to the best party planner that's ever been seen in New Jersey and New York. So Ramona is now trying to make it seem like Leah is calling her crazy so she can get out of this fight of calling Leah crazy right? Yeah right I'm crazy I'm crazy she's just fine you're right I'm crazy she's just I'm not saying you're crazy no you're right I'm

crazy then I'm crazy. Lovely to know you okay lovely to know you. I'm not saying you're crazy. No, you're right. I'm crazy then. I'm crazy Lovely to know you okay? Lovely to know you I'm crazy. I took you when I just have too big of a heart and that makes me crazy I'm sorry so then she just like gets up to leave and And so it's just like yeah when you're in this group, you know, you just you can't do certain things because you're Unknown entity sort of like that penis that fuck me last I don't know who it was but it was great. No one likes a drunk with no name okay what you want to know the neighborhood then you can start you know then you can start and Lee is like I can do whatever I want during

the goes yeah yeah and Lee is like trust me if you saw my pussy you would remember because no one saw my pussy that night and she needs to stop telling people about my pussy. And Ramon is leaving and she goes into her room and she's like, what talking about the join this is disgusting. I'm slammed the door. One of my favorite cliff anchors to be continued. One of my favorite cliff hangers ever. I'm not talking about vaginas.

It's disgusting. John, John, John. The giant is on the cliff. The vagina hanging on a cliff. The vagina hanging off a cliffhanger. Crazy. Oh such a funny episode. So good.

Well that ends our week here at Watchwell Corrobo. Yes it does. We will be back Monday with the premiere of Real Housewives of Potomac. If you guys do not watch Potomac, what the hell are you doing? It's one of the best shows on Bravo. Get your ass on and binge it this weekend. I, this is gonna be amazing to watch it on Monday. Very excited.

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