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Episode Date: June 14, 2019

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And that's that. Wow, we. That's the showing for today. It's all important stuff. I had to get the shilling out of the way relatively quickly because whoa big Big recap date for us this real house was of a New York episode from last night people are already saying is one of the best of all Time and we have to dive into it. I Don't know Ronnie. You don't watch the view. Do you? No, I don't so my you don't watch the view do you? No I don't. So my

boyfriend watches the view religiously and today oddly enough last night's episode of Real Housewives of New York was so big they gave it a segment on the view where they discussed it and of course Joy Bayhara was like these women are ridiculous like you know why it's so scripted I can't I can't even take it I can't even take it I'm like shut first of all shut Joy Bayhara we don't need your opinions on this second of all you're reading a teleprompter right now hooker yeah yeah Bayhara exactly I think that of course everyone who listens to this podcast knows that I am an unabashed fan of Real Housewives of New York as are you Ronnie I actually think that this show needs to be nominated for

an Emmy. I think it's the unstructured reality category. The voting for the Emmy is just open nominations. It's opened up yesterday. And in this category, it was previously, previous nominees are like Fixer upper antiques road show What was it like undercover boss? It's always amazing race. No, it's in competition, but it's stuff like undercover boss I mean queer I won last year like that's actually like really legit, but here's my thing. I am using our platform right now because You know what? I think there's a lot of snobbery when it comes to shows like especially real housewives shows or like I quote unquote like classic reality show Like oh who wants to watch a whole bunch of women just fighting no one wants to see that There's so much snobbery in that and in fact there's also like underpinnings of massage and if you really want to get into it

Oh, it's true. Like, oh, like to watch a bunch of women, like, hashing stuff out in a comedic or dramatic way is somehow like lesser. But like, if we watch a bunch of men on a crab boat in Alaska, that is somehow like more real. Like, no, like they're equally real in their own way. But at the very least, if anything, this shows as terrifying as wicked tuna. I mean, at least give it that much credit. I mean, I mean, talk about Deadliest Catch, but the truth

is though, if you put that aside, even if you put that aside, you don't even want to go there, just the storytelling, the characters, the way it's edited, the way it's presented. If you believe in good storytelling and great characters, this deserves an Emmy nomination and I don't care if I'm on a logging right now I think this is like you know I feel like credit credit is due for real house laws of New York. I just you know what if people just want to be snotty about it and say okay it's just scripted whatever well it's big enough to give it its own category why don't they just have best women screaming at each other drunkenly you know I would be fine you know I'll be fine that's fine I don't they just have best women screaming at each other drunkenly? You know, I would be fine. You know, I'll be fine. That's fine. I don't need to pretend like it's

classier than it is. It is a stupid cartoon show about old rubber ladies beating each other up for no reason. But then what about Game of Thrones? That's fine. Game of Thrones is too. I mean, basically Game of Thrones is not. Game of Thrones is literally not that. No, Game of Thrones is a opposite scripted, but it's like, you know, it's, but here's the thing. Game of Thrones is so scripted. No, I mean, if you think about Game of Thrones, it's like this fantasy world, there's dragons, there's people fighting, etc. But we love it. And I'm not, this is not a dig at Game of Thrones, but I'm saying we love it and it gives such pure entertainment value We love it and it gives such pure entertainment value that like naturally yes, we have to nominate it But I don't see why real houses in New York, which gives such extreme entertainment value as well Why that is not as worthy and honestly if you're gonna say well it's scripted then fine put it up in the best comedy category

Because guess what it is fun here than I guarantee probably about 95% of all the all the other Committees that will be nominated this year, okay? Yeah, they can put it up against the big bank theory. I mean seriously, like no joke, but that being said going back to the view, so they're talking about last night's episode and they're showing you know Bethany losing her mind, and Sunny Hauston is basically like, she is like, she hates Bethany. And the reason why is because... Oh God, is she still mad at that thing from years ago where Bethany was yelling at kids on a beach?

Yes, she was. Yes, she was. Oh God, let a girl lady rest in peace. And my kid. Anything else going on in your life. And second of all, what kind of fucker is your kid? You know, your kid was probably doing something, probably deserved.

No, no. So, so Sonny's sonny said, she's like, my kids were playing us out on the beach and Bethany was came out of the cabana and said, my kid is in the cabana or wherever in the house, whatever, trying to sleep, trying to take a nap with the window open. It was in the middle of the day.

And Bethany yelled at them because they weren't being quiet because her daughter was sleeping inside. Which honestly, that is bullshit on Bethany's part. Like, sorry, close the window or put on the air conditioning. I love that. How about buy your own beach house and play in front of that? I might not play in my front yard, damn kids. Get up my lawn. My lawn just happens to be a beautiful beach.

Yeah, I'm the abdance. Listen, I was in front of her house. I think the rental or something or I don't know what it was, but I mean, we put the whole story up on our Instagram story, people want to see it. But I just, you know, I was not aware that Sonny and Bethany had this beef and watching it. She's been going on for a while and didn't Bethany apologize? she apologized in center a whole bunch of skinny girl products so and then Kelly Benson on having nervous break down over it more on

sure somewhere yeah so anyway that's that's like all the stuff that's on my mind as we are I'm still so fired up from last night's episode that I had all this stuff I just had to like spew out on the podcast oh geez well what a dick you know I'm on Bethany side this time I know that it's rare this stuff, I just had to like, spew out onto the podcast. Oh geez. Well what a dick, you know, I'm on Bethany side. This time, I know that it's rare, but this time I end up on Bethany side on this one. Listen, I actually think, like, I mean, obviously it's, like an adult can't just like go up to a child and just like discipline someone else's child,

but I actually think that there is like room, it doesn't have to be as extreme for that. I think that there is room for an adult to say like, like you you can't do that. Like, you can't do that to me. I'm an adult. Like, I am an adult. Stop that. You know, like, I think actually it's important to do that because I think I told the story on this podcast before about how I went to someone's house for New Year's and their kid, like, opened the door and he's like, let's fist bump and we fist bump and he like wound up and put like all his force into the fist bump And like punched me in the knuckle and like it actually like bruise my knuckle where my knuckle hurt it

For hurt for like the next four months you hurt it for the next four months So it sounds like so like oh my god a nine-year-old punched me But the truth is a nine-year-old did punch me and that's like not cool And I wish I had said I got a nine year old punched me, but the truth is a nine year old did punch me, and that's like not cool. And I wish I had said that I'm an adult, don't you dare do that to me. And I think saying something like a clap back to a kid is totally acceptable.

But not I don't think Beth and the yelling at, like because her child is trying to nap and the windows open so the kids outside are making too much noise, that's, I don't know, that seems a little excessive. Okay, well I say, shut up. You're outside of my house. Shut up.

Stop running, grand screening. Okay. So that's where we stand on this very important debate. Yeah. Our kids allowed to scream outside your window. Okay. I say, install a hose in your house. Well, they probably love that because they're on the beach.

Yeah. Install an acid hose in your house. You could just burn them. You know, not me think the wood that'll hurt, you know, just figure them, but just, you know, it'll hurt them a lot. Yeah. How about a hose? You can install a hose in your house filled with bees.

And when you turn it on the bees, come after the kids. Yeah, I mean, on the right hand, I mean, it's funny because now that you're saying it, like I do think it's totally legitimate to say, hey, go play somewhere else, you know, like from inside, but I don't know it. Yeah, I won. I changed your changed your mind okay let's get to this recap you're the one who's engaging me in this argument right here Ronnie you're

the one I was just merely saying I want to just be like okay and then move on well I know but you were really you know you know my buttons you know you're pushing my my my button comes talking about children and discipline okay you push them you push them okay you push them. Okay, you push them. All right, all right, and if you push them. All right, you know what you did to me? Life is not a daycare, okay? I have chased you down, drunk in the middle of the road in your box of trees.

Okay, yeah. I got you not to play that airplane. Are you gonna kill your friends in the airplane? Oh, Lord, wow. Okay, so we know this is gonna be an epic episode because the very first line, we don't see anything, it's just doing that. DONG, DONG, DONG, DONG, DONG, DONG, DONG, DONG,

DONG, DONG, DONG, DONG, DONG, DONG, all over Miami, because they're still in Miami. And then we just hear a voice over and it goes, pulse, and I was like, oh my God, some you're dead. Some you as finely fucking died on vacation. But no, they were using a blender. Yeah, it's just Barbara making a smoothie. Like, here I am again, all alone.

Oh, by myself. Pulseing a blender all by myself. The blender just walks away from her. It's like, I don't even want to spend time with you. You're boring. You're boring me, Barbara Did you notice by the way that Taze was nowhere to be found this episode? He's like I'm out. I'm out I've done two nights with these women. I'm not I'm not sticking around today

He took a job in like high-finance. He's like working at a hedge fund now. He's like fuck this fuck my production dreams Yeah, okay. I'm out of here So Tinsley's on the phone talking to Dale probably getting shamed about you know not having any babies So did you see your sister the beach? It's dry as dirt. It's never gonna reproduce Tins Lou sometimes I call your failed to Daphne Daphne Daphne No, I've been Daphne no, it's Dabney Ramona calls her Daphne her name is I have to look this up because I refused to do this for a whole other episode We did it in Dabney. I know well someone said it's it's Dabney online. I was like we know it's Dabney

But I guess you didn't know it is Dabney. I'm looking at it. I'm sorry. Okay, Tinsley's sister Dabney I'm sorry, okay, Tinsley's sister Dabney Thank you. I mean, I just love that I'm right about it. Wait a second so then last week in Minneapolis when I kept writing down Dabney and people were correcting me. I was actually saying it correctly. I'm Such a no it was correcting you. I felt like the world was correcting me I felt the weight of me. I saw those eyes of the audience and Minneapolis being

They're so nice. You know what it was. They were being so nice because they were in Minneapolis and they were like, okay We're gonna smile even though you're wrong. You know, I was I felt it. Yeah, you felt that you were wrong. You weren't okay Well, I didn't even realize you were on cuz the whole scene was Ramona going Daphne. She's like no, Daphne Stephanie, I remember we were doing that, but yeah, her name is Daphne like Daphne? She's like, no, Daphne. Stephanie? I remember we were doing that, but yeah, her name is Daphne. Like, Daphne Coleman, what a name. What a name. So what a name. Wow. So, yeah, Daphne, Daphne, I do not do that on purpose. That was not you being insensitive. That was me having a tons of this too big for my math the care everybody so calm yourselves down. Yeah So yeah, so so Bethany is lying in bed next to tinsley and she is speak

I mean, I mean death any is like a fairly good description because that she looks both like it and like the grim reaper Because she's in like this hood and it's like furry and she has her her arm over her eyes and she's like I'm a cat I'm so hung up. Did that guy break call? Did Brett call? Yeah, did Brett call to the guy call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to the call to I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, he's like how old how old are you? He's like 60 oh you look good for 60. I'm sorry. I know you're not 60 You're not 60 right are you 60? Oh, I don't know and then cut back to Bethany and bad like ah, you know Did he text you did he text you I just have to say Bethany is the most obnoxious matchmaker ever what you do What you do did you got a first base did you got a second base what third base? Oh, what even is third base like?

What what what are we changing the rules and she looks like she's like y'enther the matchmaker from fifth or on the roof But she's wearing a screen mask is when Bethany gets tired when Bethany is tired or stressed out She gets these black circles that go down below her cheekbones And I'm like this bitch killed Drew Barrymore at this point she's like honestly I would kill you right now and Have some jiffy pop but like I'm just too tired. I can't do it. I can't I can't do it right now So just just lie here and just act like you're dead and pretend like I killed you okay, and I'm just gonna lie next to you Okay, all right the calls coming from inside the Sonya Sonya did you swallow my apple watch? Oh, sorry Bethany So, yeah, so, yeah, did you swallow my apple watch? I was like, oh, sorry, Bethany.

So basically, Brett had said, like, he had texted her, like, hey, good morning, Tinsley. Good, good to chat with you last night. If you can escape, I'll take you for a DL drink later this afternoon. She's like, what does a DL drink even mean? Oh! Well, down low in our community means gay,

like, sexing, but not being out of the closet. It's like having sex on the down low on our community means gay like sexing but not being out of the closet It's like having sex on the down low on the DL So it's funny that he's like hey, why not have a DL? I'm like oh my god Tensley's gonna arrive to like a swing. I know like a don't you like It's gonna be like the black party in New York City, you know, which if you don't know what that is I don't actually. And you know what, I would like everybody who's listening that knows my mother

to tell my mother I don't know what that is because she deserves to feel some pride in her life. It's like apparently this thing that happens once a year where it's just like, it's like a full on gay sex party. It's like craziness you go in and it just, it like goes on all night and drugs and sex. It's like, it's notorious. Oh, so Saturday.

So, we cut to Sonia and Herb Room. She's sleeping with her money and she's like, Oh, the air conditioning makes me poop. Can we just open the door instead? She opens the bed. Air conditioning makes you poop. Yeah, I didn't, I don't know how that really works. I'm not sure. So I take it the Jitney is air conditioned Eric conditioning makes you be yeah, I didn't I don't know how that really works

I take it the jitney is air conditioned Exactly is that what was happening on the boat in South America? so So Bethan is still lying in bed and she's like you know what I want to talk to Sonya about being too drunk You know what she's down their foot on the glass. It was too much. It was too much last night on the comfortable And then we see a flashback at this party and Bethany's telling some story very excitedly and Sonia puts her heal up on the coffee table outside But the coffee table has like a glass like topping and so Bethany is no fucking way no fucking way Sonia I'm not playing that's it. I know fucking way I heal on the glass table no fucking way at my condo paramedics I'm gonna paramedic guess what?

her foot. yeah I have to say in so news defense you know Sonya is a messy drunk and stuff and yeah she's messed up a lot but she did not stop her foot down on the table she was posing like you know she put her foot up on the table to make a pose and it broke. Now, stupid, yes, and you're someone else's house and you put your foot on a table, but she didn't like stop the table Bethany. Bethany is now at her wit's end. Yeah, well, and also to be fair, Sonia is like a drunk liability. She is that friend that goes, gets so drunk that you then can't party because you actually have to sort of like take care of her a little bit. And it's like, it is like a buzzkill. So I actually get it because I've been in Bethany's shoes

many times before. Luckily, like, not in a long time. Not since I was younger because I'm actually at the age now when if someone acts like crazy and drunk, I'm like, bye. These are your choices that you're making now. I'm really supporting. Hi, enjoy your choices on the rocks with the twist. Motherfucker, I'm outta here. Yeah, I'm like, you're over 22. So if you're drinking like this and you make a bad decision, that's on you. You should have learned by now. Yeah, so Bethany's gonna have a talk with her because she's just too erratic.

I mean, seriously? Like, she needs to be pulled out. That's crazy. I'm wondering to be able to enjoy yourself in that room in the party. You know, yeah, because it's making me a hard-to-party. You know, and I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm getting queued up. I'm like, I, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a it's my best friend. It was her birthday last week, and I forgot to say, happy birthday, Aileen, and the live shows. We love you, Aileen.

Happy birthday. We love you. We love you, Aileen. I was thinking about Aileen as I told you yesterday, Ronnie, because I just ordered something called Aileen's Taki Glue. So now, every time I use it, I can think of Aileen. Not because Aileen is Taki, because she's not. But because, you know what, Aileen is the thing that bonds us together

Yeah, she just keeps us all together together everybody. So we love you Aileen. Okay, so back to the recap Okay, so Bethany feels like a top-getting wound up, which is funny because that might be Tinsley's DL date after all so Yeah, that's bright getting ready for his date a top-winding So then Bethany walks into Sona and Ramona's room. She's got her hood, she's got this like big furry thing on her, her hood on like a two piece pajamas set and she goes, huh, you want to shut that door because it's hot in here.

It's like, Bethany, you're dressed like you're going on a polar expedition and in fact Ramona, Ramona and Sonya just laugh because Ramona's like, what are you going to a laska something oh I was like and son you're like you're so gangster You're like gangster right now. I mean just cuz she looks like the killer in urban legends does not mean that like She's actually like a gangster. I like that. She's a killer in every scene like first. It's a screen mask

We are I mean like I know what she did last man me vacation, okay She does look like she's trying to be like super like hey the glasses in her hoodie She's like all right. We're gonna have a serious talk. That's it. Yeah, it's me. Well, she's new Bethan is also the sort of person who if she's hungover she's gonna do everything To make sure everyone knows that she's hungover so she's gonna like slouch and like put up put on like a heavy hood And like maybe slouch and like put up put on like a heavy hood And like maybe sunglasses and like glowered everyone more than usual, you know It's like okay. We got it your home over congratulations. You didn't drink water last night. Wow She's like what Sonya alright?

Drop it like a top drop it like a top drop it like seriously drop it like it's not Sonya drop it You're burning your hands on it. Drop it. It's an iron path in me Jesus Christ It is hot It's a Sonya drama you're burning your hands on the it's a iron path in Jesus Christ I'm so glad Bethany told me that because she was really just doing it out of the kindness of her own heart Walking down the street Pass that Pass that that's not seriously pass that that's pass that that's how I call the good that's baby Okay, so that gangster that gangster life that's gonna go live that is So Beth and he's like ah the other night, you know what that was what it was all right because you know What are you gonna do it's the other night? It was like two nights ago. All right the expiration date on that pass

I can yell at you again. It was already there, but it was relatively scary. I remember it's like yes, oh yeah You could have died so yeah, you could have It's good. Oh my god Joy that was so concerned about you when I left to go out and party with tinsely while you were could have been joying guy And that thing's like yeah, it's out of control like I get drunk too But you know what like you broke a glass you broke a table god knows what else you broke You know like we're gonna have to get in suspect spectrum to get you to figure out what else you drunk asses right now. Is he single?

Because I would love to meet him. Think I dated his father. Let's face it, it's time for commercial break. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. If we don't take one, it's gonna be very day-class set. Okay. Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court.

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Which is such a funny thing to say and people say that all the time. Just have one less drink. Right. Just one less. And I like that like Ramona is like jumping on this, this like you know, Bethany train right now when like Ramona doesn't really give a shit. She really doesn't, but she sees like a moment to be like Santa Tantemonius towards Sonia so she's fully gonna take it. Whoa Sonia

You were so dangerous you imperiled us all and that time when you lit a match and tried to light the wall on fire That was terrible. It's like that never happened Ramona. Yes, it did terrible reckless, okay? Remember that time we were in that place and there was that string and then you started on fire Sonya you reckless Sony okay you reckless like that was a candle So reckless remember that time when you took out a knife and you tried to stab everyone's like no She was trying to butter some bread with a butter knife. Yeah, I mean I get being on Sonya for doing shit like breaking a table, but why is it breaking a table? Why isn't anybody on Sonya for shitting on a chutney?

You know what I mean? Like, if you're so drunk that you're wearing diapers around, because you can't hold it on a bus, you're drinking too much, okay? Yeah, you're drinking too many teemee cocktails. Or your diet just needs to be re-examined. So Sonya, of course, thinks that Bethany is overreacting, and at this point, Luanne has joined the room like, oh, Cabrace are coming in that I hear about drinking problems.

I'm an expert now. Here, let me line the bed and weigh in with my eyes full of judgements. Yeah, but every time they say alcoholic, Luanne's just like popping up from under the cover. It's like, whoa, someone called. It's the land of the steps, you know, talk, hey, my right boys, it all began in summer. Summer, time, and the drinking is queasy.

Yeah, she's basically the candy man of alcoholism. You say candyman three times, you say alcoholism three times and the wind pops up. So she's like beetle juice, but just juice. She's like gin and juice, gin and juice, gin and juice. It's me. It's me. It's me.

So Bethany's like, listen, you have a relationship to alcohol and it's not healthy and you should go to a meeting with Luian. And so you're like well listen I'm not alcoholic if I work the next day. I don't drink. It's like you don't have a job. Yeah, so there's that Yeah, if I have my daughter, I don't drink your daughter's at college. So basically you're drinking every day It's what you're saying. It's like if I want a party. I party. I just drink until I can't remember anymore. That's not alcoholism So I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, it's

crazy. This is this is a wake up call. Okay, I just got goosebumps. You see this is a wake up call. I got like a good. Wow. Wow. And then the background for some reason, Beth is just going, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I don't know why she did it. I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I- and the man goes, no, she's feeding her off the edge. That's the problem. Yeah. And then that, of course, pisses off Sony. She's like, you know what? I don't like the place that you're coming from. Okay, you're being very judgmental.

You know, she's Bethany, she's coming from place of compassion. It's like, yeah. And I was like, I'm not being judgmental. I'm just saying, you're a dick and a wrong rim away from a baloney sandwich in your face. That's it. By the way, I don't know if you noticed Ms. Ronnie, but during this entire scene Ramona was holding a little bottle of

Ageless by Ramona singer Like there was so much going on like you had to like rewatch the scene because like between like the little props that were quietly there and Bethany making strange noises in the background It was just like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'll tell you what's below me, it's me flying at my face. Is that a muscle pack? And suddenly it's like, you see that's judgmental. And she's like, oh, and Bethany says, I don't think she wants to hear it from you. All right, Luan? It's like, she wants to hear it for me. All right, Missy Elliott. So here I am, give it a good start. And then it's like, well, I'm going to a meeting at noon. So if you want to come, come, but I'm telling you this, I'm doing the opening number.

And if you're late, you're not going to be sat until afterwards. And let me tell you something. It's going to be a song in the key of A, A, get it, girls. So meanwhile, we then cut to downstairs outside. There's a berries bootcamp happening. There's a trainer. And the only person working out with him is Barbara, who's like, OK. the only person working out with him is Barbara who's like

Just me alone doing doing bootcamp all with my best friends me myself in Hammer I get hammers so then we cut back to the room and Sonia's best things So you're gonna go you're gonna go the hey you're gonna go the hey And Sonia's like you know what? Beth says, sir, you're gonna go, you're gonna go to AA, you're gonna go to AA, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I- because she's just like, okay. Fine. Fine. You think I'm an alcoholic? Fine, I'll go to a meeting. Let's see what they say, you know. So this is the best move. We've never seen anybody on Bravo do this,

because we've seen people called alcoholics a lot. This is the best move to get people up your butt. Just say, I don't think I am, but if you want a second opinion, fine, I'll go to the Cabaret A meeting. Yeah, also, I think that like me, did you say Cabaret a meeting? Yeah I think also it helps like maybe she just didn't understand what an what alcoholics anonymous was so when Bethan said alcoholics anonymous

She's oh, yes, I had no idea what alcoholics was so So anyway, so now down in the kitchen Bethany and Tinsley are talking about Brett who by the way you know know what's funny is that like Tinsley when Tinsley met Brett She clearly had no interest in him whatsoever, but he is just like an older dude. She's a hot, you know 43 lady 43-year-old lady who is like famous. She's like famous. She's Tinsley Mortimer and he's like sure. Yeah, I'll go after this She doesn't care about him, but like the poor girl is so desperate that now she's starting to like develop something. So now they're talking about Brett and Ramona the, the, I don't, I guess you could say cock blocker. Is she a cock blocker? She's more

like what's the lady version of cock blocker? I don't feel like she actually blocks any cocks. I feel like she's the, the cock like, I don't want to say coblorx, that's like the cock What do you interceptor? Let's say it's the cock interceptor like she tries to intercept the ball But she doesn't necessarily take that ball to the goal post She's like a tennis net. She just wants the ball. Yes. She's like a net. She's like puss the net up, you know, so She's like the monkey the middle score with the ball. Yeah, yeah I actually like the idea that she's a tennis net because that way if the ball ever does like accidentally hit her She's like let let so

Little tennis team we're for everyone come on So Ramona's like whoa Bethany, you know that guy. I didn't get a chance to meet you know He's like my type's name is like Brian or something You know that guy I didn't get a chance to meet you know, he's like my type's name is like Brian or something Brad it's a Jamie and Brad And I'm like okay, you know what? We're not gonna do this okay, Brad. I should meet today. So off limits woman We're all I'm saying is that there was a guy who I named Ernie net and I thought that guy to be my new pool noodle And I want that guy to be my new pool noodle, okay? I mean, that guy can teach me to stroke any day, okay?

On dating and man named Ernie and Nastas, now he's very sexual. Is that the same guy that you wanted, Tinsley? No. Oh, who did you want? Brett. I'm dating Guy named Brett and he's really sexy, okay? And she's like, um, excuse me. Brett texted me today, so off limits, my name. And she's like, what?

Would you own him or something? She's like, yeah, say on him. And the promoter takes that seriously, she tells us, this, nobody owns anybody. A is a big world of people walking around, you're not allowed to own people anymore. A, that's it. You ever I want. is a big world of people walking around, you're not allowed to own people anymore. Hey, that's it! Ha, ha, ha, ha, you're wherever I want. She goes, until you got a ring on your finger girl,

everyone's free game, which is really shady, that's Ramona's mentality, of course, we all knew that. And the best part about this was that, like, when Tinsley said, oh, he's off limits, Ramona goes, what do you mean, he's not for you, he's got kids, you want kids, okay? You can get it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha text you from a man named Ernie net Ernie net Jamesy dead Ernie that's me and she's like is that from Brad? I'm not telling you anything none of your business

Can't bitch in the sea meanwhile. It's just like a notification from my fitness pal and Ramona's acting like it's a love letter from Brett I feel like no one even checks to see if Ramona really gets notification. She's just going whoa whoa Whoa, they're like, oh is that is that her notification? Yeah. So then Tinsley, Tinsley was sort of like came to play for like the first time truly ever. Like she really was sort of like on a rampage this week because she's like, she's like, oh, oh, really? Oh, you're going to act like you got a message from Brett. Okay, well, what about this? And she pulls out like the picture of her Mona, like, making out with Ari Dubin,

that disgusting photo, where, as Tindley says, they're like two crocodiles, basically, scissoring with their mouths, crocodile-ing, I guess. And then the man's like, that's not making out. That is sucking face. Yeah. And Bethany's like, they were having sex with their mouths. Yeah. And then he goes, you're section cupping him.

You got a sexy, you guys section kept, it's a section gap. And so Ramona goes, she's like, whoa, well, I don't remember doing that. Okay. And then they say flashback to last night. Whoa, I was kissing Harry doobies. Hi. Oh, so then Sonya comes in the kitchen and she's wearing like a Ramona bathing suit. The member of that macromé bathing suit, it's not macromé, but it's like same idea. Like a lake.

So she comes in wearing like a lace see through thing. Cover up. Yeah. And Lou Ann's like, um, you're not dressed for a meeting, Sonya. And she's like, I'm dressed for luxury vacation. I just am. I'm stopping in a meeting, Sonya. And she's like, I'm dressed for a luxury vacation. I'm just, I'm stopping in a meeting on my luxury vacation.

I've only dressed for luxury vacation, sorry. So Sonya's just like, Bethany says, Bethany says you can go to a meeting in your underwear. So like, I could do that if you want. I could just go naked. And Bethany's like, what the hell, Lewin? You're wearing a tank top so she can wear what she wants. And she's like, I've been doing AA meeting.

And then I was like, well, not Miami. These are men trying to overcome alcoholism. I'm like, babe, what do you think the other AA meetings in other cities are? That's what they are too. I also like, I know I don't want to be naive about AA, but like the way it's like, oh, wow, AA and Miami, this is a whole other beast. You got to dress like a nun around here. Like, what? Makes it sound like she's about to like dive into a pit of vipers.

You know? It's a good idea, you know? It's like, just go. Well, maybe what she meant. I don't know, but I'm guessing, I was guessing what she meant is A.A. is not only for alcohol It's for all it can be for all sorts of addictions so there could be people with sex addiction problems or You know, whatever All different kinds of problems. So if like so many walks in there. It's like hi. I'm like in a bra on a C-3 dress

I mean it was a one-a-one pretty I mean it was I mean I don't think if I were lady I just feel like everyone dresses like that Miami, don't you? I feel like you just go to the grocery store like that. I assume so I assume everyone is just like I actually thought that looked a mirror for Miami to be honest. I was like that's a little bit too much fabric for Miami Yeah, I thought so too. I mean I've only been to South Beach, but I was like Jesus Christ. I see but holes Yeah, I mean I've never been to Miami Beach but I was like Jesus Christ I see buttholes. Yeah I mean I've never been to Miami but I I base all of my awareness of Miami on the seminal MTV show Ethan Ocean so yeah it seemed a little overdressed so that so anyway so tinsley and Barbara think that Sony looks good and like oh to go to lunch yes but not to go to a meeting I A meeting in Miami. I mean, not in Miami. Not in Miami.

So then Bethin turns. So this is an A. This is Cabaret. It's not Club Med for singles dating. Tony Dango. Oh. So Bethin turns the barber. I was like, oh, I don't even know you were on this trip with us.

How's it going? And she's like, so what's going on with you? You don't seem happy. You almost look like a woman who's been excluded from every social event and been yelled at and maligned by everyone here and accused of being like a hardcore lesbian with every single friend you bring around, huh? Like what's wrong with you?

Yeah, I'm nervous. I was like, I wasn't gonna talk to you guys about it at price. Okay, well, let's talk to you then. Bye. Welcome back. I'm doing now. Nobody asked me when I've got going online.

I am different from you guys, but that doesn't mean we can't coexist and get along. And I feel like I'm doing myself. And Ramon is like, you know what? You're self-fulfilling it, okay? You are self-fulfilling it. You say, these chicks don't like me. It's just only head Like these girls don't like me. They want to fight me places like they're gonna go out and not invite me somewhere

And they're gonna make me feel bad if I want to go with them. It means to you. You're self-fulfilling Well, just because I explicitly did not extend an invitation to you the other night to go to the club It's not me that I'm not inviting you. That was because of you You're the one who didn't want to be invited and now it's just going off of your energy send an invitation to you the other night to go to the club. It's not me that I'm not inviting you. That was because of you. You were the one who didn't want to be invited. And now I was just going off of your energy, Kay. Yeah, she's like, you were, you came in here with this negative energy and we're here at Kay.

Here it is like a fuck you energy, okay? Here it. Yeah, and so Barbara's like, I'm not saying that. And I was like, you all, you all. And at this point, I think that Barbara's thinking, okay, well, Ramona's a piece of work. Of course, she's gonna say this. But then she's like, I'm not saying that. And I was like, you all, you all. And at this point, I think that Barbara's thinking, okay, well, Ramona's a piece of work. Of course, she's gonna say this.

But then she's like, she's sort of looks the other woman. And Barbara's and Ramona's like, bring you negative energy and we feel it. And then they all just pile on. And Barbara's like, I'm bringing a negative energy. And then Beth and your Ramona's like, yeah, you won't. Yeah, oh, it's very negative Barbara. Negative Nancy's what your name should be. She said just Barbara. Even that doesn't work about you won't. Yeah, oh, it's very negative Barbara. Negative Nancy is what your name should be.

It's just Barbara. Even that doesn't work about you. Huh. And Beth and he's like, yeah, you know, this is you all day. Waa, waa, waa. Waa, waa. Waa, waa.

Yeah, if you do, you know, I'm just saying it feels like, you know, your energy is like dragged out. It feels a little bit, it feels a little bit like, not a lot, but it feels a little bit like, drag, like waa, little bit like drag like like like like, oh, like you ever seen diarrhea before you ever seen it you've had diarrhea. I look at you.

You have diarrhea. You look like it's a you have like diarrhea. Okay, not a lot not a lot just a little bit, but you like diarrhea, you know, it's like thanks Bethany. Thanks. And the ones I can't people pick up on energy. Energy is everything. Everything.

It's everything. Everything. Everything. Everything. on energy. Energy is everything. It's everything. What? Everything. Everything. Pure energy. Okay, well I'm leaving. Bye. Come on Sony, let's go. Have fun crying Barbara. Soon next week I'll be here all week.

Can you take it? You'll get a discount early bird. Thank you for calling. The Barbara is just sitting there. I mean, I actually felt so bad for Barbara because I think that Barbara is in over her head I don't think she really knew what she was getting into and she does feel left out. She's not she isn't like She is left out. She is literally left out. She is literally left out and she's tried

But you know she's she is a little socially awkward and that's the thing when you're socially awkward You act in ways that like people don't then want to embrace you which then makes you more socially awkward you know and I feel like she so I don't feel like she's socially awkward at all I think she's super nice. She's outgoing. She's charming. She's funny. Well these girls are tough. They're mean. I mean Jesus and you have to really get in there. So she's crying to Bethany which I felt so bad when she was crying. I was like, I'm never ever going to be being department again. I'm like, well, that's just a stupid goal. So I've got rid of that immediately. But she was crying and I felt so bad. And Barbara's like, if you guys want me to go home, I'll go home. And perhaps she's like, no, we don't want you to go home.

I love you. No, I love you. We want you to stay here. We want you to stay here. It's you that's acting like you want to go home. So stop acting like you want to go home. I'm trying to tell you guys the reasons why. No, no, listen, listen, I would never ask you to leave. You want to go home so stop acting like you want to go home No, no listen listen, I would never ask you to leave okay? I think you want to leave Okay, and I would never ask you leave, but if you do want to leave I've actually already packed your bag

So like have a great trip here to take a time And Barbara's like, you know that cap your parents dropped you off at And they were like see you six weeks honey and then you're standing there and then there's me and girls and they make you cry I was like your parents are still alive. I can imagine her parents just dropping her off at this place in Miami being like We'll be back in six weeks honey This is like literally the perfect example. I felt so bad for Barbara. I was like I I was like I actually like connected to that too much and it's weird because when I think back at it, I've never really had a situation like that. I've never been just like dropped off with a bunch of mean girls, but in my mind, I feel like I have.

And so I've lived my life that way. It's really weird because I was like, when I was writing the notes, I was like, I have been there. And I'm going to tell the story about, about the time that I, I've literally never been in that situation. But why do I always feel like I have been? I don't understand it. Lord knows I have, but I'll save those stories for a totally inappropriate time. We're actually having fun about something that has nothing to do with bullying and I'll just start crying.

Okay, well, say it. You're welcome, everybody. So Beth need to decide to use this against Luan. Of course. She, she's got Barbara Well, you know what Lewand's not helping. All right. She's not pulling you in. You know, Lewand does Lewand Like she relied on you completely Which you need to do and now that you need her, you're sitting here crying like an idiot You're literally sitting here like a boat going

The saddest boat in the fucking in the fucking New York River, whatever. And you're sitting here, what does she go? Ta-a-a! Yeah. Ta-a-a! And you're here crying, you're looking like freaking grimace from McDonald's sitting in front of me and you're crying and you're sad. Okay, you know what? Like, you know what? You got a cheer up.

Okay, you're alone. You're alone right now. Guess what? Right now, you are alone. You're a lone person and you feel like no one likes you because you're alone. And while Beth and you're saying this, I know she's wearing a necklace that just says, love. I was like, okay, I was like, this show is just working on so many levels.

So there's so many details everywhere. Perfection. And she's like, you know what? I do feel alone. I do feel alone. And Bethany's like, you are, but I, you're right. I do. So Bethany's totally working her brain. And then, uh, yeah check, but I you're right. I do so Beth needs totally working her brain and then

Yeah, she's like all right now listen here team. Listen here bad news Barbara's all right you you're alone Now get my fucking bathing suit Get my fucking bathing suit stop making relationships with people and get in the game game, okay? I like there's no prangin barber ball, okay? And Barbara's like thank you Girl is so traumatized Barbara had to go up against Gina Davis in the finals So then Sonia is now like Sonia is like sitting by the front door because she's changed into a t-shirt for AA to look more Appropriate so she's sitting at the front door ready to go to AA and waiting for Luann.

And now she's furious because she had to go change. She doesn't even want to go this meeting. And now she's waiting on Luann. So she's like, you know, Luann, you know, like this is ridiculous. Like I would have gone with Ramona. I mean, Lord knows that she's the real alcoholic in this group.

Am I right? I would have gone with her. But Luann, you know, she actually, she's the first alcoholic that walked the earth. Oh, yeah, I am the first. at least the very first alcoholic who has a hit Cabaret show! I'll tell you this I'm the first alcoholic who's played Bongo's in an AA meeting so get to it Sonia! The first alcoholic who has a poster up at the Thymor and the Lu man is dressed like cash my army but so

he was like I had to wear a t-shirt and the man's in a transparent skirt after who ha so how's that fair you know so it's like you know the man you made me wait just now won't be late we're gonna be late for the meeting don't worry they don't judge you know they all got to go look at this fucking bitch showing up. Okay, it's called alcoholics anonymous not tortinous anonymous Okay, so the other girls go to this hide hotel place to have like a pool party and They're all in hats for some reason. They're all in like their Kyle hats for this one and then Durinda's like you know what in the world is Tuesday building Miami is Saturday like a portrait that probably is

Saturday so uh so Barbar's like where's the sun the way where's this oh I guess the sun doesn't want to see me either okay okay make it really super the sun okay get in the game get in the fucking game Barbara you can do this Yeah, Bob, but don't be a cunt Well, you know what you do you like Saturday also? God oh my god, I can't okay, so So yeah, Bob was like where's the sunshine and Bethany goes well?

You're just gonna have to find your sunshine in a cocktail. I was like, I love that this show. It's simultaneously encouraging the women half the cast to go to AA. And the other half, well, you're just gonna have to find happiness in booze, okay? That's it. So, yeah, I have Ramona goes, yeah, you know what? Look at this, it's champagne. And guess what?

I'm not teetering yet. So I'm gonna have some. You're not teetering because you already fell into the gorge. So, both things like I can't even believe something on your wet. That's crazy. Like I was literally just trying to start a fight, but she said yes. Like what the hell? I was just saying it's like a joke. Like you should go to A sometime. You know, and like she was like, okay, sure. I mean it's crazy. Like what's going on? What's about it? What's happening? So, um, now- Yes, Bethany what's going on? What's about it? What's happening? So now Anthony did you call your assistance just pop up?

Anthony we're here. We've been here the whole time. You look Fabulous Anthony. What was her new assistant? We anointed a new assistant for her because she was saying she had what's the matter? What's happening? What's going on? I was like what what are you talking about? Yeah, what are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Yeah, what are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Oh, so now then one hour later, one hour later, and Sonia and

Lou are walking away from the AA meeting and Sonia goes, oh, glad that meeting's over. But I'm happy that the cutest guy tried to pick me up, you know, it's never a loss. And the man's like, like yeah the surfer got So Sonya starts talking about how it felt going into the meeting and Saying how you know she was just sitting like I you know I couldn't help it You know Luan gets up there. She dances in Shazza songs and she makes them laugh But I can't do anything. I just sit there and I'm just like I can't help these people You know I can't take them home to my townhouse

What can I do and she tells the man she's like I'm just really not into it you know I mean I guess I'm just that guy who says he's isolated you know I guess that's the step I'm at so there I am you know Bethany tells me I'm isolated and Sonia has obviously been totally traumatized by this meeting she's been No matter what they say later on in the episode, she didn't act like she was even feeling anything. She looks completely morbidly depressed. Too many things. She's just heard something. Yes, too many chords have been struck. Yeah, like like an organ. She's like an organ that's like falling apart. It's about to like come on. It is like a full on Takata is being played right now on Sonya's heart. Like, da da da a hot surfer guy in the AA meeting just like sitting there

evenly. There was literally an emperor in the AA meeting nodding asleep. So no, but she's like, and like by the way, it's also kind of bullshit. Like just because if she's happy acting like happy, go lucky after the meeting, that does not mean that she's not affected by it. It's called being a slow processor. But anyway, so she's, can we also go back to the fact that she said she felt helpless because she couldn't take any of the

people back to her townhouse as if bringing people to her townhouse is a form of rehabilitation. Like, you know, look at the great work I did for Pickles. She came into the townhouse and I mean, we've never seen her again, but I'm sure one of these days we'll find her under a box. Am I right? We made a chair out of her bones. So like of these days we'll find her under a box. Am I right? We made a chair out of her bones. So that's a skeleton. So yeah, exactly sit on that. Go ahead.

I was taking it as like, they can't come back to my town. I was thinking of like her gay townhouse parties or whatever, which are all drinking. So I don't know what she was going but it was sad seeing her depressed because you just don't tell somebody, come to AA because you're an alcohol, that's not how it works. Okay. You know, people can diagnose

each other as alcoholics all they want. Lord knows I do it all the time. But the fact is you diagnosed yourself as an alcoholic. You don't. Yeah. You know, you don't get told. Yeah. And then when you take somebody into that situation, you're leaving them up to your depression. It's like when you go on WebMD and you start looking up symptoms, and then you're like, oh my god, I have stomach cancer. You also know that you'll be like, depression, I'm tired, whatever. I don't know.

I can start relating to anything as well. And it's just really hard to really have an open mind to going to A until after Gucci Slides have been taken away from you. So I think in this case, I think that's so, and yes, they'll have some way to go. But actually, in all reality, when people have a view on something, because this is actually what happens in politics. I'm not being political right now, but that someone may have a view on like the candidate that they love

and you present them with facts or reasoning about why their ideas are wrong and in almost all cases people reject like reason and they dig in deeper when they're positioned. And that's like commonly seen in politics. And I think that's just what is happening here with with the Sony. I'm not even saying that she's an alcoholic but to your point if you take so into a a and she doesn't feel like she has a problem she will probably

double down on the idea that she doesn't have a problem and in the meantime i totally rattled when she sees that here's the stories you know you're a little horse to, but you can't make it not drink. Oh, but you can lay the horse to a cabaret and let that horse have a fabulous time. At the film or check out my poster. Yeah, so Sonia starts talking about the stories because she's so shell-shocked. She's like, I just can't let those stories go.

I mean, the guy that said he had to move from city to city to start over because he kept messing up his life or that other guy Who's living in the street now like and you just see it on her face like her just imagining herself Basically dressing how she dresses in the townhouse with like like little eating from great gardens You know that whole thing it just like not having the townhouse around and you just see it on her face And it's like oh god. This is not good But the reason why this show deserves an Emmy nomination is because she's talking about like, oh and there was that one guy who was living on the streets, it's just so sad, and a smash cut

to Bethany and all the women poolside at the SLS hotel. Said it was a big hangry, you don't want more food? You want to want some truffle fries, you want some caviar? How about, can we just get like a big jug of caviar, a little jug of caviar? I was like, the fact that they go from like, You want to want some truffle fries and you want some cafe? How about can we just get like a big jug of cafe? Yeah, a little jug of cafe I was like the fact that they go from like like contemplating, you know some poor sap who's alcoholism sent him to the streets directly to the lap of luxury with these women I mean, yeah, it's crazy

So I mean, they're in this like, you know, I realized this morning. I had me and I was like, yeah You were saying since yesterday lunch right looking me I'm in the conversation You didn't need since yesterday lunch. How is that even possible? I think it's possible. I don't remember that I didn't eat for two day for like a full day So then uh, Sonia and Lui Ann arrive and they've changed in the car and Tensey's like, How was A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A- He might have tried that AA. This is not a word for her. She just loves it. Yeah, she's like, it's just like her caperatio. She loves it.

And she goes, well, on me today, they randomly picked people. I don't want people to think I just jumped up there. And Sun you guys, oh my God, Lou answer some caperatruce. And then she just looks around their command. And she goes, what's this? There's sand here and it's wet there and Where are we? What is this? Where are we?

This is not working for me the sand sand all over sand and water and chairs and tables and Cabanas and sky no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, here. Why do you need an empty bucket here? Why, in case someone has to take a leak, this is gross. Like, Sonia, you actually taking the time to take a leak in a bucket instead of a bus. It's actually a step up, you know? But she's like a loot, she's just losing it. She is a star.

And you know, these women, and by the way, these women, they recognize the signs immediately. The moment she goes, I mean it's wet over here and there's sand, it's not gonna work. It's like, okay you wanna go home, you wanna go home, they like see it. They're like, uh oh, here it comes, here it comes the meltdown, they know it.

It's just kind of amazing. They just like, what the hell, she's losing her mind. And so she's like, I'm leaving, I can't do this. I can't do this. And she starts crying. And then the best thing is I come over here. She's like, I don't wanna be at this shitty place. And T best thing is I come over here. She's like, I don't want to be at this shitty place! Intenses like you're crying about something else! It rhymes with path-caut autism.

And the man goes, I mean, we're having lunch. I mean, where are we going to eat? Are the beds? It does not even proper table here. What's that noise that Sony is making? Is she also upset about the lunch situation? Because I am too. You know what, what Luan can't be part of the solution all right be part of the solution and suddenly it's like it's wet everywhere Look at this. Hello I'm not speaking Heart solution is part solution is let's pull over some goddamn tables We're reading a bad And sir amount is like you're right you're right you right, you're right, you're right, Intense he goes, whoa, she means a dream! Yeah, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll what it's like, it's like when you take the subway because you can't take a car because it takes too long It's just like a lot

Yes, he's like, you know when you take the subway, I mean I'm a very emotional person. I can't see that You know, I feel bad for those people. I mean the way I like it She likes to make people laugh and say she got arrested and asked for a dollar for a candy bar But I just can't do it. It makes me sad but I just can't do it, it makes me sad. Antonio. Sonia, just relating this all to like looking at people who are not rich. All stepping up in a little place together.

I mean, girls, did you even know that there's underneath New York City, there's a network of big, long pills, but there are pills that have wheels on them. And you can go inside them, and you can go inside. There's like lots of people, and they stop every every now and then it's crazy what happens underneath our city It's a whole new world. I can't look at it That's where they hide poor people So about things like yeah, you know, I got it like maybe you're just scared she's like

But the thing is I'm not scared. I love my life. You know, I love my life I mean of course I feel so alone in the process of raising my daughter, because I haven't seen my husband in years since he stopped speaking to me and excommunicated me from everything. And now he's about to die. And then this is not going to be any balance. And who's going to help me with my daughter? So she starts freaking out. And the way it goes, you know what's going to help? Swimming! Water! The beach is going to help help girls want to take a swim I wish we're on the beach swimming and going in the water swim swim time now and it's all weird in its own weird way Sorry, sorry, I some of our audio by the way Rami is like overlapping oddly so sometimes I don't hear when you start so if I interrupt you I apologize Those met sweet I don't

No, but on what I was gonna say that was in its own weird way. I apologize. Oh, those met sweet. I don't. No, but on what I was gonna say, that was in its own weird way. I think Luan was oddly being like, listen, let's go for swim and let's just like have fun and you'll feel better. But at the same time, she was like, I also want to go for a goddamn swim. Remiami.

Yeah, and so I'm just like, um, no, we just had such a great time at the house. Can we just be go to go back to the house? I can't be here after what I saw. And I think that it's like the dirt. It's the being outside right after hearing all the homeless talk. I don't know what is freaking her out, but she is losing it. And the way I'm like, oh, well, you know what we should do?

Swim. At the beach. Carbets. She will wow. So you really seem to be swimming in misery. we should do swim. It's a beach. Carbets. See, we'll laugh with you. So you really seem to be swimming in misery. By the way, speaking of swimming, anyone want to go for a dip in the ocean? Maybe drown some of our fellow cast members out there

in the sea, anyone, anyone. You know who don't have jobs fish. Let's go under the sea and look at the poor fish. So it's like I can't. Listen to him. They're still feeling bad about that Brett situation. They're plenty of fish in the sea speaking of which Let's go swim anyone anyone So then they're like no, let's get some yannos just get her out of here and during this like should we cancel the food and Beth and he's like no, I got it to go I got it to go truffle fries

I love truffle fries. I got truffle fries to guy. I'm gonna get some truffle fries That's as long as we get the truffle fries, I'll be a very happy person and will not have any problems for the rest of the day. And I'm sure that we will have truffle fries because how hard is it to pack truffle fries into a bag, especially when you're in luxury hotel? Truffle fries in a bag.

The easiest thing that could possibly happen. Derrinda Whistler is the bathroom. She's like, you know, Sony's over there crying and the wind's like, whistler beach. crying and Louis like with the beach and Bethany goes seriously Seriously You like you like you like you like you like you like you like you like you like you like Bethany so Bethany this episode Everyone is so everyone this episode. That's the best part about it everyone is so everyone

So then everyone's like no we're going home And so the way I was like well ongoing for a swim. I'll see you back at the house So she just walks off you know her like Louie anyway and Beth and he's like you know what the Wien has sequined ear muffs on okay She just can't hear anything and And Luann is basically like, well, I mean, to me, this is just so ridiculous. I mean, Sonia was fine. She did a complete 360 after the meeting.

And I'm like, uh, 360 means you're in the same place where you saw her, but anyway. I mean, she wasn't mad after she left the meeting. So where's this coming from? Jealousy? I don't get it. I'm like, wait, I have some compassion. Luann. Yeah, she did say that stuff in the car. You don't get it. I'm like, wait, I have some compassion around.

Yeah, she did say that stuff in the car. You just weren't listening. So in the car, Sonia's like, oh, Sonia's asking Tinsley. She's like, you guys that meeting. So Tinsley, when you had to go do a meeting here, was it that meeting? Was it the one with the people from the streets? Because that was terrible.

And then we see Luan on the beach just alone. Yeah, it keeps cutting back and forth between whatever's happening and Luan just like, oh, I'm lying in a chair right now. Oh, look at me. I'm gonna read a menu. Oh, look, there's trouble fries. Well, I don't want trouble fries. Surely no one at home wants trouble fries. So I'll just Scan right by that menu item. Oh look pineapples So we cut back to the car and send you still going out about a she's like, I mean I don't like to talk These people I mean they can't just say in their chair. They have to get up. It's like get the hook But it's like okay, we don't have to cut the side

Like so far you're on the winning side of the segment. So let's just stop. So they get back to the house. Give him the hook, am I right? I mean, as long as you're sharing your story, you might as well make it entertaining, at least the way I'm singing the song. So they... Talk about death comedy, Jam.

Don't death. I mean, nobody wants to hear that. Could you lighten this up a little bit, please? Oh my god, the boobers are out of that day. They're leaving us here called the Boosbirds. Am I right, everyone? So they get back to the house. They're unpacking the food.

Everyone's like, they forgot the French Royes. They can't believe they forgot the French Royes. I can't believe it. Oh my god. I'm going to kill somebody. I'm going to kill somebody. It's my two carbs of the year. Oh my boys. I can't believe it. Oh my god. I'm gonna kill somebody. I'm gonna kill somebody It's my two carbs of the year. Oh my god. I can't What's happened? What's going on? What you talking about go get the fries? Okay, that thing goes that's a creatures

Ceremona's she's like you know what I'm gonna text Lou. Okay bread Text Louie and Bella boot bread. Okay, Louie and Della Booth. Brett. Okay, Louie and me, Ramona, get truffle, noise, get truffle, noise, get truffle, noise. Just cut to Louie and she's sipping like a die coke or something. She's just fully ignoring the text.. And while they show her looking at a text and just making a face, like, ugh. Like it's so disgusting, truffle fries. So then Beth needs to make in crab cakes and stuff. And so she's like, I don't know so much

when into crab cakes. And Beth's like, what is Lewand doing? Well, she says she wanted to dip into the ocean, but that was five hours ago You guys have not been driving in the car for five hours. Come on now. Yeah, exactly By the way, it was nice to see Bethany cooking something, you know, because I keep on complaining like why doesn't Bethany cook anymore She's a cook and now she's cooking a chef. Sorry Don't want to open up that old wound so

So now like they're all sitting around and Ramona and Sonia are talking about Lou. They're talking about how Louan left Sonia, and Sonia is like, yeah, I went to this beating and she doesn't even want to hold my hand afterwards when I'm so traumatized. And she didn't even check it on me when I hit it my head the other night. What sort of friendship is this? And then it cuts to the wind just like strolling down the street like oh I'm just gonna walk down the sidewalk and now Fill more theater. There's my poster. Oh, yes We're gonna go Sonya you were trauma toys

Like Ramona's lines to the air hilarious. So then Beth seems like cheers. Oh by the way, we're fluiin Like you guys already know you talk you already talked in hour how she's not there, okay? So then we see Louie and in front of her own poster going oh Look at me. It's me the countless Louie. I one of the biggest theaters in the world Amazing amazing and if there's some random girl who walks by she's like could you take a picture of me with my own poster? Really mean a lot it's a big deal for me. I'm in a big deal considering that I'm a cabaret Oh, I just played a day today. Yes, I did and Then Bethany's just going you know going off about how selfish he is her favorite topic is her and you know

Of course you want to see her poster like she doesn't understand that we might be full of the countess buffet. Okay. We're sick of it We're full of it whoa uh you guys I didn't want to say this I'm gonna say it now okay yesterday I went out and the wheel was sitting on that shed lounge over there and then she had the odosity to tell me everyone's jealous my success whoa whoa seriously whoa Why success whoa whoa seriously whoa? Intense he's like she did not was just she did proper thing I can't believe she left you so get like it's blowing my mind. I'm starting to realize she's not there She's not present for me for you For stage nobody. She's not even that the blowing my mind the lights are coming on and meanwhile they cut to a shot of

Durrinda just reading the ingredients on a little thing of old Bay seasoning Take what you say would you say about someone not being present anyway? Oh, baby. Hey look this pepper in here And then Durrinda's like you know what look? Barbara's talking nobody's nobody's trying to walk away. Congratulations, Barbara. You're becoming part of this group. You know why? It's the way it's like you're so they're all jumping on there. They're all like recruiting her, you know? I'm like, don't you feel connected? Don't you feel connected? You feel included, right? You're included. Everyone, Bob is the best. Everyone Bob is the best. You're so included right now, Bob. You're no best friend.

Yay, Bob. I got him. You're so included right now, Barbara. You're no best friend. Yay, Barbara. I'm getting in. Yeah, so Beth's like, yeah, well, you know what? There's a massage person in my room, your room, and Louis' hands room. And Barbara's like, well, I'm getting her massage.

That's crazy. I'm not going to let her get to massage. I'm going to get a massage. And so she runs into steal Louis' hands with her house. And Ramona's like, you're not a caught blocker. You're a massage blocker. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. So now it's two hours later. Louis' hands finally returned to the house. You're a massage blocker. So now it's two hours later. Luann is finally returned to the house.

And she walks, she goes, girl's an upstairs, but he's like, oh my god. I can't. She's hiding. Yeah, she's hiding from her, so she doesn't have to deal with her. So yeah, Luann's like, well, I heard there's a massage therapist and she's going to go, get three. And Luann goes, yeah, so our chances are well I heard there's a massage therapist and Lewand goes, giggle three!

And Lewand goes, yeah, so our chances are better for getting one right and Lewand knows what's coming. So she's like, eh eh. Yeah. She's like, well, the beach was very nice. I'm glad I went. I mean, we're in Miami. I wanted to go to the beach.

I was gonna let Crazy Sonia over there go stop me from having a beach time. Am I right? am I right? I mean what am I gonna let a little a with Grown you over there stop me from the beach no So Sonya's like well, I mean we just didn't think you'd spend the whole afternoon there Girls I left you two hours ago your big girls you can handle it And Dorenda's like well, I think that she's a little emotional after that meeting. She went to with you and LeWang goes, well, I understand. Well, but you know

what? Really, I don't understand. I was shocked because Sonia, you were perfectly fine in the car. You didn't mention a word about it being emotionally upsetting. And then now you're suddenly carrying on. I mean, it's a bit much so, you know, don't you think? She's being so monstrously dismissive, like, out of control. Like, like, the fact that she has, like, no sympathy for this woman, like, this woman who, like, really may have a serious drinking problem, and she finally brings her to, she finally gets her AA, and of course, she's emotionally rattled by it,

and the fact that LeWan has no sympathy for that when she herself has gone through that is. And she really thinks it's a lie. And it does have a drinking problem, so that she's that insensitive to realizing, like her friend is realizing maybe I do have a drink problem. Yeah, she's in like a vulnerable state,

and that was actually LeWan's time to like, have like hard to heart moments with her and not be like, well, I want to go to the beach. So tough titties, Alki. Well, I think the difference is that Looan, and obviously this is just my opinion, because she hasn't said any of this. But I think that Looan doesn't think she has a problem.

I think she got in trouble, and she's going to court mandated meetings, because she's another one who never said, oh, well, I just have a problem and I need to go. She didn't decide to go on her own either. She was mandated. So I think in her mind, she probably doesn't think that she has a problem and I don't need to go. She didn't decide to go on her own either. She was mandated. So I think in her mind, she probably doesn't think that she has a problem. And so she's not traumatized by it yet,

because she looks at it as, yes, I have to go to these things and make the best of it, but I'm not that person who's gonna be on the street and I'm not that person who's gonna lose everything, because I don't have a problem. So when she sees an emotional reaction like Sonia, she's just like, drama queen. Yeah, I think that's a good theory. I actually do. So yeah, basically she's like, well, you wanted a lot of attention and so it's like, and like, well, she's like, and well,

okay, fine, but like, I didn't want to go with you, okay? And then goes, you don't want to go with me where? God, it's like, to the meeting, it's like, well, then then and then you talk about negative about everything I care about like oh she's doing cabaret Well, you know what why can you positive you talk about everything negative and you can't be positive If you didn't want to come then you shouldn't have come you know what Bethany made you go and that's why you went go for yourself Which I agree with I think that's totally true You were telling her to go to. Don't act like. Exactly. And Sonja's like, well, that was just a rough meeting. Those guys. And the one's like, well, a meeting is a meeting. Don't judge. All right. And Sonja's like, I have compassion for them. I wanted to have

a special money at the townhouse. Do you even have compassion? And we're just like, oh guys, here we go. You know, I just want to grab the old Luana Kissa and then kick the new one of the vagina, right? Yeah, screw this. And then the weirdest thing, which is this is so New York, Sony and Luana now like walk out into the hallway and they're both accusing each other of wanting attention.

You know, it's just like, you want attention. You're the one likes being up ononsage well I do like being a bonsage but you wanted attention to you like attention you like attention you like attention and then somehow buy them both declaring that they each want attention they wind up hugging and kissing if you want to call me a diva then fine I'm a diva love you bye yeah I'm a diva. Love you. Bye. I'm someone who enjoys doing a good set. So I guess I'm a diva, okay? Oh God, I'm either 12 steps. Did you see it? I learned the box step and the grapevine to get through that number.

So we go to commercial, I think we go. Well either way, we come back it's nighttime. And really the best way to start off a scene is Beth and he going, did I just get my period? Tinsley, I don't know, did you? I don't know, unless this is chocolate. And you're in this like, well I shouldn't be the one who I have to wait. And Beth thinks like, yeah, with this group it's like a dry country when it comes to a period, right?

You remember, it's not the one that goes at the end of sentence, okay? That's not what the period is, okay? This place has less tampons than a hamster cage in a pet store. All right, it's like ridiculous like literally nobody needs one and so Tensey's like So she gives her one and then that seems like well at least it's not like goddamn chair You know we've already broken a table in this place And so then we cut to Barbara who is spray painting her legs with tan. I didn't even know Tanner came in Aqua Net bottles like this. But she is just like, this is some Adrian Maloof Gina Liano shit. She is spraying so hard and then they just zoom in on this beautiful

white for, well, I don't know if it's beautiful, but this stark white furniture that now has all these tanning stains on it. I know. I wonder how much of the deposit they have to leave there because they just made a mess of this place. I know. So Bret and Tinsley have been texting all day. And Bethan is like, well, you know what? Like, yeah, it's like, so you gotta see him. Let me see your phone.

Okay, I'm texting him right now. Hey, let's go for a date right now. And afterwards we can talk if you want and maybe have a baby. Okay, okay, done. She's like, oh my god. I can't believe you taxed him. I'm going on a tip I'm going on a date. I'm going on a date. I'm going on a date. I'm going on a date I don't even know what his face looks like oh It's like the scariest version of serenote de Bruzurek ever

serenote de bejiak the bath and act what would you call it? Like speaking What would you call it? Like strong back. Like strong back. He texted back. I think you're a Danny DeVito. That's his dick. Alright, it's his dick.

That's been a while. Come on. He loves shells. Silverstein animations too. No, no, that's his dick. That's his dick. So let's see. So then they're.

They're getting ready to go out. Yeah, they're getting ready to go out. And the way I was taking forever, right? And Durin is like, Lolly Wim with the dick. Yeah, I'm going to go out. Yeah, I'm going to go out. Yeah, they're getting ready to go out and Lewand's taking forever right and Durin is like lovely when with success that she didn't have a massage in the room. She's falling and Beth is like,

God, it's new to lose. It's new to lose, which is so funny because Beth and he missed out on so many things have asked a couple of years. So this won't arrive places. She wouldn't participate. And that was our biggest problem with her. But now she's participating in everything. And isn't it making it better? It's making it so much better. But for her to be saying, you snooze, you lose all the time. It's so hilarious because she's the one who was always late not showing up to anything. Well, I mean, half the shit that she says is like hypocritical, but in a way that I really enjoy. I mean, as we always say, we've taken hypocritical but in a way that I really enjoy. I mean as we always say we've taken hypocritical. So yeah and she by the way in this case she's right. If Luanne's gonna sit on the beach for two hours when there's a massage therapist booked you're

gonna miss your spot in line. So they're all ready to leave to go to Barton G for dinner and Luanne is still getting ready. So I was like you know what everyone's ganging up on the win and I just know what? Everyone's ganging up on the WAN, and I just don't think that's not. So, I'm gonna do the right thing and go check in on her. Plus, I wanna get some tea that I can spill for the girls. Did I say that right?

Spilling tea, I don't get it. Yeah, you know, just because all the girls are mad because I was telling Barbara over and over the WAN was using her. Like, Ramona starts so much shit and she's like, everyone's being mean to her, I just don't get it. Yeah. So she goes over to help and she screams down

at the girls leaving and she's like, we're tensley. Hey guys, we're tensley. And Bethany tells her she's on a date. She's like, a date. I wasn't allowed to go on a date. Jesus Christ. I'd rather be on a date than go out with you, Goyles.

Yeah, Ramona, you had an entire party dedicated to being on like five days at the same time So so that we speaking of the day we then go over we see this like weird like hidden camera Shit like I almost feel like there was a producer in the corner with like a cell phone just like recording tins leave him afar That's what it looked like yeah, I don't think that they let them tape like inside the bar Maybe so tins is like we just see tins Lee Let them tape like inside the bar maybe so tins is like we just see tinsley Getting drunker and drunker and just being the most awkward age. He's like, oh, I was arrested and I have a mox shot I was in jail And they were saying you couldn't go on a date with him and he like he doesn't want kids and I was like

I don't even know if I want one my mother wants one, but like I don't know if I want one but I'm free three like I don't know like what's a kid like dark kids. You like your kids. Why ever have a kid? Can you have give me a kid? I want one but I'm free three like I don't know like what's a kid like dark kids You like your kids. Why ever have a kid can you have to be a kid? I want a kid now So it was so tinsley the then from Ramona goes to finally we and I said we are you the ones like well I'm in the bathroom trying to get ready. I mean everyone else got hair and makeup But here I am last time the totem pole which can take, so I'm 80% Native American. And everyone else gets some massages, but I guess it's just me stuck in a nickel machine beyond a border that no one will help me through.

It's like, okay, the way I am. A nickel machine. Oh, typical. I found a little bit of success doing what I love most, which is Cabaret. And now you take away my massages, my blowouts, typical just tearing me down. Why can't you just lift me up with a massage and a blowout that I'm gonna make you all wait four hours for, why not, why not?

Like text to you, text to you and you never even responded. I'm like yeah, because you texted her, get me some truffle fries, you didn't text her, hey, there's massages coming. Yeah. You said go back to the hotel and get a strouple fry. That's a thing. It's a little hard for me to take really anyone's side

because the wind is being a monster. But in some ways, she has certain points that are like, are like legit points. But then the women, the women have like many, many legit points. But in other ways, they are also like, you're like, hmm, that's why I love this show. The best show. Well, they're all letting each other off for all the stuff that they're doing

because they just admit it. You know, it's like, okay, you're being an asshole and then they're like, okay, and then you're a drunk. Okay, I'll go to, you know, they're all just kind of going with the flow with each other so they're able to get over it. But Luanne will admit to anything ever and she's never wrong and she'll never just be like,

okay, you know, if I've been acting like a diva, I'm sorry. I don't mean to act that way. I guess I'm too over excited with this stuff because it's so new and I just want to talk about it and, you know, I'm being selfish. I'm sorry. I'll work on it. Yeah. So the women there are these two cars and in one car is like fun and happy.

The other one's like Ramon and the Wann and it's like quiet and tense, which is great. And so the first car arrives and so on you again, it's like, ah, the other one's like Ramona and LeWan and it's like quiet and tense, which is great. And so the first car arrives and so on again it's like, the air conditioning just makes me want to poop, I gotta get out of this car. Too late. God. And then we cut back to the other car and LeWan's just like on her own Instagram, like, oh, double tap for, and Ramona so mad, like she's not even being talked to, you know. Oh Ramona, should we drive by your poster that you have here in Miami?

Oh, you don't have one? Oh, too bad. This is double tapping Ramona's forehead. So, Sonia, you know, they're all going off still about Halloween, such an asshole, and then they arrive at the hotel and Beth's like, come on, that's fine, I'm seriously, that's fine. Oh my god, she's kissing him already. Oh, she's kissing him already. Oh my god, she's kissing him already.

I haven't even looked at my phone, this can be major, it's gonna be major. Oh my god. Oh my god, they're kissing. They're kissing, they're kissing. And Sonia goes, oh, well, they're like staring at her kissing, which is hilarious because I don't know how Tinsley can ever have a love life with these women around because the night before when Tinsley was talking to Brett, that's when Bethy was like a few few way of like, this is good, this is good, keep talking, keep talking, you're doing good, you're doing great, doing great. And now she's like staring at Tinsley while Tinsley's making out with a guy. So then, so then Tinsley comes and joins the group finally and says like, wow, I mean, you were like a koala bear just clipping onto him, just like, just a pathetic, pathetic, desperate koala bear

who's never had a baby. Oh God, and Sonya's, Sonya looks so jealous. Like Sonya can never hide it, you know, so she's totally jealous because that's, you know, that's a guy in an age range that Sonya should be considering even though she usually goes from like around 80. And she's like, you know, well, she shouldn't be doing that because you don't just start making out with someone if you want to have married, if you want to get married and have babies. And I love that Sonya will never fuck the guy that she wants to actually land.

I think that's just such a funny rule to follow. Yeah. Well, it's, it's never put out for the one you want. Yeah, exactly. So Luana Ramona arrived and joined at the table and Luana is just is ready to launch some pacific recive bombs. She's like, well Sorry, I would lay it. I was stressed out because I was blast on the massage list. Oh last me the cabaret star last I'm a massage list seems a little rude if you ask me. First, you put me in the basement in Vermont two years ago, a week after my wedding, and now I'm last on a massage list when I'm trying to be lifted up. Huh!

I mean, I did end up getting one, but it was rushed, because there were so many people in my room. And then hair and makeup people, of course, left, so I'm'm lost with that's okay. They were wiped out. They were wiped out from all of you girls getting your hair done so there's no time to do my hair. Ha, anti-haw. And Miranda's like, well I can't see the mistress of Blue Man. I was thinking of making her wrinkles for a witchy. And Tinsy's like, where were you all day, Louis?

And she's playing me all day. I was just a beach. I told you I'm going to the beach. And then I went to the film more to see my poster And I wanted to take a picture of it because it's a big deal. It's just a Jackie Gleason theater I'm promoting still you know and Bethany is not losing it yet She's like, oh is that for the one in February? Oh, that's great. Talk more about your cab break Yeah, I'm gonna use this against you in about two seconds. I'm building up my power me. Okay. I'm building it up once

I'm either hit the month that's all the way red. I'll explode. Okay. some more. Give me some more. Okay, so the way but what I love is like Just I don't know. It's just so amazing when I was like well, that's look. That's a water well the crab cakes Really looks good like we had cream cakes for lunch. That's your mist. You missed the crab cakes And you didn't get a surprise And then they ordered lobster pop tarts, which sound amazing. And they even bring out a little pop tart toaster that they pop out of. Well, that's the most amazing part is that,

like, as this fight starts to ramp up, it starts to get more and more tense, and they're really starting to fight. They're like, you're starting to yell at each other. And then these, like, toasters with pop tarts are like descending on the table in the middle of it. It was like a 1993 screensaver, like colliding with the real houses of New York. And they bring their drinks and the wands of smoking.

So, oh, it's just like, I can't have this. Smoking, they're like, oh, it's, it's just the liquid nitrogen. It's like, oh, there's no alcohol in there. Is it? Just snorting the liquid nitrogen out of the bottle. Shoes upset because hers was the only one that wasn't smoking because everyone was smoking. She's like, oh, I have the only cocktail that doesn't smoke.

Hmm, I guess they saved that for people who've had very rushed massages. Well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I went to the beach. You little virgin, whatever. Mojito. So then Barbara's like, all right, I want to say something to you, Lou, and they said, me and I don't know if you remember this. I can say that we're twins, we certainly are not. When you were in rehab, you know, I stopped my life for you, really legit. You know,

I had a backlog of hammers in my truck that I hadn't even given out that way. Like I'll just I sat my life for you. And I don't feel like you're really even had my back to that. I was really upset, Luan. And they're all just staring at I just wanted a big Lou hug. You know, like the good old days. Oh, I was wondering what she said. A big old Lou hug. Yeah, she said, I just wanted a big old Lou hug. And the way I was, well, bam, bam.

I'm gonna give you a hug right now. It's like, bam, bam, what the fuck is bam, bam? Where did that come from? Oh, come on, bam, bam, here we go. I called you, bam, bam, because you're a man there. Look like you could throw a club or a hat. Okay. Okay. Yeah, stop cutting, Rob, stop cutting, Rob, let me get it, here we go. I called you, bam, bam, because you're a man there. It looked like you could throw a clover out. Okay. Okay.

Yeah, stop cutting her off. Stop cutting her off in the past. Oh, me again, put her dog. All right, the hug planes coming into the hangar. Watch out. Here it comes. Big cabaret hug. You're cutting her off in the past, away.

Stop cutting her off in the past. I'm just giving her the hug she wanted. You want a hug, here's a hug. It's like, nah, you're just hugging her so she can't finish finish talking I'm like come on and Bethany's like oh she didn't have time to give Barbara a coup lade So she's making sure she had sister you got some cool a day on a barber with a shut her mouth Yeah, so Barbara's like Luann I just sometimes feel like you know my relationship with you is more important than the than your relationship with me And you know T.A. It was Bethany who was hugging me and you know what a Bethany hug feels like relationship with you is more important than your relationship with me.

And you know, TA was Bethany who was hugging me and you know what a Bethany hug feels like? It's like falling in a pile of sticks that have thorns on them. It's not nice. It's not comforting. It's like hugging a full reef. It's like doing a slow dance with Bob wire. It's like falling into a ball cage, but instead of balls, there's just like toothpicks.

Have you ever rolled around on a bunch of metal hangers? So Duranda's like, yeah, you know what else? Louis and Bob are he's been so busy taking care of you. Like she couldn't bounce with them, he's belly-youth. And the way I was like, oh God, here it comes, they brainwashed Barbara. Yeah, I like that they're, Barbara is somehow, it's like turf war,

that they both sides are accusing the other side of brainwashing Barbara. Yes, it's like fighting for a parking spot in the very back of the mall, you know? Ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, and then you get to the front of them all. There was like five there the entire time. Yeah.

So yeah, so they're saying that now like, yeah, Barbara couldn't get, you know, she was so busy taking care of you, Lou, that she couldn't engage with the group when we didn't invite her to places. Yeah. And then I was like, well, that's not my fault. And Tim, he goes, it is! And then I get her like, shut well, that's not my fault and Tim's he goes it is and then I get hurt like shut up Rats about voice she's like

And I just want sorry I don't mean to interrupt but let's also remind the audience at this point Tinsley is wasted from her date and she's sitting there with the martini just like peanut gallery Just finally becoming Dale like Dale the way we know Dale really is like just finally becoming Dale, like Dale the way we know Dale really is. It is your fault, it is. Why are you chiming it out of that shut up, Brassadale? And since he's like, you were the shield, you know, you were the herbie the shield, and you never were the food for her. I didn't food for her, what was that?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, no, we're not doing this, we're not doing this. Well, well, well, well. Because basically, the way everyone's like, oh, everyone's like backing up their seats. Because we were having to make a drunk comment to someone and then Tim said, oh yeah, I'm drinking, we were drinking. Yeah, that's right, we were drinking.

This is by the way my favorite incarnation of Tim's that we've ever seen. Just heard it just like drunk. I was likeunken. This is by the way my favorite incarnation of Tins of You've Ever See. Just heard with that, just like drunk. I was like, yes, you finally become a cast member, just drunk and sneering at Luann. Yeah, I'm drinking. I was like, no, I don't understand what she said. I was a mockinger. I just, I don't understand. What did she say? Stood, flig, bling, bling, bling, I don't understand his words.

Drucky Monkey, monkey drunk. Is that what she said? Stood, flieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, blieg, So hard like I can't I can't so it comes back to bad things like you are in Supra ball you are in Supra ball Yeah, so meanwhile we get the obligatory shot of a woman at another table just staring at certain like Like what is happening? I am so blessed to be here right now, but what is happening at just to point out that everybody's always mad at Sonia because Sonia and Barris is everybody when they go out and get drunk What do you think this is fucking losing your sits standing up screaming at the top of your lungs and that real voice? I mean damn girl. So the wind Sonya has the excuse of being drunk So the women are now like they're just yelling at Luan and the wands are

Luan just starts going what a day this has been because she She's in the cap right yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and then ten just cuz oh Where are you done or you done we build women up so we can tear them down. Is that what's happening here? Are we bullies now? Oh, we bullies. You were there for me and now you're like, OK, she's fine. So let's rip her down.

Well, listen, I struggle every day and having to put up with this crap. And Beth needs like, when? What's the last time you asked me about Dennis? She is. Well, but was last time you asked me about me. We are the world We are the children stop singing stop singing So I asked about you all the time and the way I go good then it's reciprocal

It's like show me them show me well. I can show you my tax if that's what you want You are a stop-rape-. And the Bethany just like stands up. And she starts going crazy on her. It's like, you never changed. You're dining out on your sobriety. Oh, well that is low. Be strong. You should be so proud of yourself.

You're not be strong. You're bully strong. See what I did there? Same letter B, but I added a different part to the end of it. Oh my god, telling her, she dined out. She She's dining out. Oh my god. That is so bad I'm like well that is a very low blow to say that I use this as you know some sort of a crutch. It's insensitive. It is cruel and That's a good card Bethany, the kid is- Stop singing it! And then Bethany does exactly what we said she was gonna do in the very first episode of the season. You know, we knew this was gonna happen at some point, and I cannot believe it took this on.

Where Bethany takes every single, horrible fucking thing she has against you. She inserts herself into the situation to help Louanne, and saves up every mortifying horrifying things she can to scream at her relentlessly on national TV. Well, and I mean, yes, and I know what you're getting at and just before that happens, I have to say that because I know what you're trying to say. I just want to say that that like at this point Bethany is transitioning to what you're about to say and she's like she's doing that thing and she's like what was that? I mean I spent tennis. What was that?

I mean I spent tennis. And then it's like, am I the only one who is not checked in? I mean no one else is checked in right? No, you are actually the only one who is not checked in and you're most like very self-swept and very self-absorbed and the way I was like, well this is not enjoyable for me. This is not nice. Like she's just gonna, like, like, oh, the entire point of this

was to be nice for Lou add, right? So at this point Bethany gets on her feet, and then, yes, Ronnie. And then she just lets every little thing rip. She's like, I am so mad! Do you understand? I did your invention, intervention, while my ex was dying of drugs. You did not understand that

Using to you did not ask me how I am I do your intervention while my boyfriend do you Cabbage cabbage my face not a cab Right like she's losing her shit and the way I just goes well look at you look at you That's a favorite response look at you a woman with my hair cut, yelling at me, the originator of my haircut. God, it is so bad. And Bethany is just screaming and losing her shit, which I do think is kind of,

it's just so fucking hypocritical, you know? It's like all this behavior that they're always judging everybody else for, and you're like screaming like a banshee in this fucking place so then temps is like don't say that it's rude it's like look I'm the fucking mayor look at you you never asked about that is and then she starts doing that not once not once is like every day and then every day it's about you every second it's about you oh because I didn't get a massage because you're an

asshole who didn't have lunch with us But you took you but you went at time to look at your own pasta. Who went goes? I went for a swim on the beach for God's sake and Robotica's this is yeah You're missing is yeah, you pay her pain, okay? Get it. This is sad. Ramona is trying to pretend she's crying It's like Ramona is trying to get any attention She I mean this episode so then Bethany just goes off and she's like Barbara's been your dormant

She says I had lawyers come to your house, okay? She's Barbara's been your dormant and the way she goes She's not my dormant. She's my friend. She was my friend And it's gonna say that as I step on her back to get inside my house. Mound house. Was friend. Wipe wipe wipe your feet. Wipe your feet on the was friend before you come into my roundhouse please. It was friend. So then Bethany starts listing all the shit. She says she had lawyers come over to the Luans house to talk to her kids because you know the kids were suing her like all this crazy shit was going on. So she

had lawyers come, she sat in the driveway to make sure that Luans didn't crash her car because she was so wasted and then she's like you were feeling you were in a field running in lingerie. You were in a field running in lingerie and I stopped them. I stopped them from video taping you. Yeah. She's like you had to be taking off in cop cars Okay, I made sure they didn't record you so you wouldn't be arrested. You're already in negligent Okay, and negligent in a field in a field in Kingston not even Rhineback. Okay, not a good Rhineback You left we have a rehab that I got you for free two weeks early I didn't I didn't I was in a bad place. I was in a bad place

So I didn't leave two weeks early. I left one week early because I had to go to work and Bethany like lets out this noise because at this point the entire time she's doing this thing Where she's like yelling like trying to keep her voice down. She's like I spoke to the layers I I spoke to your kids. I was I was in the traffic. I was like making sure he didn't try to Didn't I? I mean and then she's like, you know, I got you left the rehab. I got you for free I love to do you love the rehab? I got you for free. I love to go, you left the rehab. I got you for free. And that point, when LeWan says, well, I had to work.

And she goes, it was good, right? She just like, I can't even make the noise. It was just like the scream from like the bottom of like the deepest part of her soul. Yeah. Yeah. LeWan, I'm a good boy. You were sick of, you were sick of. You were sick of.

You were sick of. You were sick of rehab. I'm a good boy. You were sick of rehab. I'm a good boy. You were sick of! You were sick of! You were the pre-heifer, get up! You were the pre-heifer, get up! You were the pre-heifer, get up! I'm gonna... You were the pre-heifer, get up! You were the pre-heifer, get up! You were the pre-heifer, get up!

You were the pre-heifer, get up! You were the pre-heifer, get up! You were the pre-heifer, get up! You were the pre-heifer, get up! You were the pre-heifer, get up! I'm gonna... You were the pre-heifer, get up! You were the pre-heifer, get up!

You were the pre-heifer, get up! You were the pre-heifer, get up! You were the pre-heifer, get up! You were the pre-heifer, get up! You were the pre-heifer, get up! You were the pre-heifer, get up! You were the pre-heifer, get up! You were the pre-heifer, get up! You were the pre-heifer, get up! You were the pre-heifer, get up! You were the pre-heifer, get up! You were the pre-heifer, get up! being in that restaurant while she was screaming and that's a good turn into that thing on Halloween that like yeah

I was eating her arm like it was totally that's totally nice Bethany when she's crying oh the camera could you imagine it all came full circle from Romana yeah saying it my god looks like Bethany could you could you imagine being in that restaurant and like just hearing these

Bethany screaming and not understanding the context and just hearing your scream you are a sicko for cabaret like that cabaret the concept of cabaret is such like essential part of this is hilarious oh my god I just this episode was so good and Lueanne is such like she is such an asshole doesn't know So but it's so great. They're all just so fucking crazy. My god. Hmm it was brilliant and

I'm sad that we actually were not even able to do this recap for a live show because like just to be able to act it out like as it was so Bissarol and exciting. I don't know. I just felt like it was it was such a gift Bissural and exciting. I don't know. I just felt like it was it was such a gift But that was we did do it for video on demand So if you guys want this on video go over to crap and so on demand on patreon and thank you to everybody who's with us today Doing this with also watching this and it's you know, it's on demand go get your tickets go get your t-shirts watch at crapens.com blah blah Also next week real house has a a New York moves to Thursday nights. So, we're going to, I guess, our New York recaps will be on Friday and the Trump will be on Thursday.

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